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I love how Elvis is always part of the Thursday podcast. He loves it right here on the couch. Hello. Hello, It's Laura Kane after dark and I've made a decision already just looking at our monitor. This is Eric Rimmer, by the way, my fabulous co host, who I love so much. I love you so much. Producer Brian on the other side of the screen. Hi, producer, this hat looks stupid. Why didn't you tell me it looks stupid? Who told you it looked good? I know,

but that wasn't true. I don't think bucket I think bucket hats rarely look good on people. Heileo, hilee O. Leo's in the audience. Leo has been here at my house. He spent the night, like four nights. Jesus. He's the best guy ever. He's so positive. I know. Well shut up, Okay, So you guys, I have been doing some more auditions on my backstage dot com account. I would like to announce that I did get a one hundred dollars UGC social media gig user generated

content. They sent me the product. It's for menopause. It's like a menopause pill. You're done, that bitch. Oh my gosh. So I have to create like these videos. And then I also got another gig that's similar that pays like one hundred dollars period. And I have to take a picture period. I have to take a picture of myself wearing an ill fitted bra looking sad like. And then I have to take b roll of me wearing this bra they're sending me that's going to make me. We're happy.

Look, my postures better, my boobs look better because of this fabulous FROs. So you're selling out your body already. Wow. For the most part, yes, I'm not showing anything. It starts the softcore porn, then it goes to the hardcore yep, yep. I'm really hoping to get one of these gigs that I'm about to show you, and I'd be in like a Hustler Milk video in no time. Those are not the ones that I go for. I go for ones, I go for voiceovers, I go for small bit parts, moms, I do my age range. I'm not

trying to play a thirty year old like or anything like that. I'm serious about this and I'm serious about these auditions, and I seriously want you guys to give me your honest feedback. Okay, done, don't be mean just to be nasty, I won't. Yeah, right, okay, before Eric has something that he wants to tell us before we get to the auditions, something real quick, before we get to our responsors. By the way,

that's my roommate Marie, her mom's in town. Okay. Has this ever happened to you where you try to give somebody a high five and it just completely fails, like you hit their side of their hand. You're like, wait, that was bad. Nope, okay have you Oh? Yeah, well I have the trick on how to give a perfect high five every single time. Are we going to do it on the show? Yes? We

are. Okay. The trick is you look at the other person's elbow and it'll you get You will get that smacking right in the middle of the palm sound. I'm gonna try it. Sure, Okay, How how badly could this go? Okay? Eric? Yes, great show on Monday and Tuesday. You guys it. I know he didn't properly. He didn't really look at my elbow. Let's do it again, you said elbow. I know you your listener. We bring you high quality content such as how to Hi, did look at your elbow? Eric? You know what? Good job

on being such a good person. Thank you. It still sucks. It does not work looking at someone's elbow. Are you supposed to? Next? Bit here? Why don't we look at each other's hands? No? No, next, because usually it's pretty quick. Hey Eric, great job, Hey Laura, great job? Great job? Worse? Okay, uh,

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and divorce analysis. Call J today at eight five eight five five two six ' nine six to zero or email him at JAYW at Capitolgrowthinc. Dot com. Okay, all right, Eric, what is your host chat for this Fine Day's second podcast of the week, show us your phone screw Now. I saw this on a news feed and I thought it was so funny. I couldn't believe that this was real. Paint the picture. So it comes out of Florida, which can tell you something. Yes, it certainly does.

A Florida woman named Crystal Methvin was a for Crystal meth no way. Wow. I thought that was the funniest thing. That's sad that because her parents are probably meth heads that named her Crystal methn Ah, poor things. See. I feel sad for because I know what that life is like. But I was like, what are the chances of that wow thing? Oh my god? I just thought, Yeah, Florida woman named Crystal meth then arrest possession of Crystal meth. Do you have one more thing or can I'll

do my thing? No, you can do your thing. Okay. I was going through a list of things. I think it was like on Reddit or something. People that have never done things that most people have done. And I wrote down some things that I've never done, and you're going to be surprised. I've never seen National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. I don't know you haven't. I know why not. I just haven't set aside the time to watch it tonight. It's no. I can't believe we will watch it at

Christmas. Yeah, it's good. I can't believe you have never seen it. It is so funny. I've never seen Home Alone, another somewhat Christmasy movie. You just heard the gay gass that I've never had a McDonald's hamburger. I like McDonald's, don't get me wrong, and I do have in and out burgers. I just have never. I don't have anything against it, it's just I don't I've never had a hamburger. You've never watched Friends. I've never finished an episode of Friends because I don't like it. I've

never seen an episode of Home Improvement. I haven't either. Okay, I've never lived anywhere besides southern California. Me either, you either, Okay? Like, is there something that you can think of that you've never done that most people have? Oh, I know something that you've I know something that Eric has never done, and most people have done this. I wonder if you've done this, Leo. Eric Rimmer has never seen of a gene in

real life. I was gonna say, you have sex with a woman, but no, he's never really, he's never seen a naked one in real life, not from far away, not from up close nowhere. Never Leo no, leo. Right here, there we go. You know what, I'm going to break that right now. I'm just kidding. I was going to drop dead of fright. Is there anything else you can think of that you've never done or seen or experience that you should have by now? I've never paid my taxes. No, I'm just kidding. I've done all that

kind of stuff, all right. And here's something really stupid, okay, and it supposedly works. It's a happiness hack. I did a little video on this and it's kind of dumb, but it might work. Does it have anything similar to that HANDI fighting? Oh? Researchers came up with a daily stress exercise for those of us that have trouble meditating. I kind of have trouble meditating because I just too many things are going through my mind. I too, there's a dog running back and forth, you know what I

mean. There's too much chaos, and I just don't set aside the time for myself like that. So you can do this in twenty seconds. You have twenty seconds, right, sure, Okay, So here's what you do. Sometimes. I want you to think of something that's been bothering you. Okay, close your eyes. Okay, put one hand on your chest, one hand around your stomach, and give yourself a big hug. Keep your eyes closed and say, I'm going to be a better friend to myself.

I'm going to be a better friend to myself. I love myself. I love myself like I love the people in my life like I love the people of my life. Open your eyes. Do that. Every day your stress level is supposed to go down to this. That is quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen Eric do. It's pretty, but it's on paper and it says researcher. So I'm not making this stuff up. A huge rainbow flag right here. Well it's like it says researcher. It must be real,

Michael, I think you're not making up. I think somebody's making up. Oh well, anyway, I liked it. I thought it was really cute. What do you mean you don't believe everything from the internet? All right? Well, you know, what. We might as well get to it real quick. I drew you, guys. I drew a picture of you guys while sitting here because you left to meet with a pad of paper. I thought i'd show you guys. So you're doodling. Yeah, well, I was doing a picture of the podcast. Oh my gosh, I

have a feeling. I want to frame this. I think, is it? Well, he wouldn't draw a dick like you do. No, it's not a dick. It's probably like two stick figures. One has two balls on the top. On that. It's just your heads, your faces. Oh my god, I can't wait. It's going to be okay, Okay, Oh my god, I'm loving it. We look like we're like Grandma and Grandpa for real. Look at my crazy nose. I like the stubble you put on Eric and good hair on Eric, bad hair on me.

Yeah, your crazy. This is a hot mess. I think that should be That should be our logo, I think so. I think my god that, Brian, can you work that out to put that on mine? Oh? That is amazing. Okay, I'm loving that. Who needs step pictures? Dude? Oh my god, that's funny. Yours is good? Mine? Was not, well, it's hard to draw women. Okay, yeah, whatever, you just need to look more elegant. You didn't want to love me that long enough to draw me. I was peering through my

fingers. Oh man, I want to use that for our logo so bad. Can you take a picture of that and send it to me? Brian, Oh yeah, the original excellent. So get a lot of mileage out of that. Because of my lucrative one dollars here, one dollars, they're doing these various things that I said, why don't I just keep going on this backstage dot com out. I just got an alert from backstage dot com while we are on break about you. What are you talking about? I

read that you just got hired for Menopause MILFs the movie. Oh my god, I would do it. I have your first headshot when you get from there. Oh my god, that'd be great. Okay, I sent you a couple of my latest auditions. I'm waiting back to I'm waiting to hear back from these. Uh huh, okay, give me a second. Okay, I'll let you know if you're going to hear back. One of them. I had to spew out a whole bunch of momisms for like, like if you if you keep your face like that, it's gonna end up.

You know, if you keep the smirk on your face, your face is going to end up like that. Or you know, if you cross your eyes, are going to stay out with stuff like that, stuff like that. So why did rattle off a bunch of you're gonna grow a hair in your palms? Didn't you go there? Didn't go there? One of them, I play an evangelist, a woman evangelist talking about God. I'm like on stage, I have to be very like ethereal. And then there's one

for skincare. So I don't know which one's first. I don't know what. Oh, and there's one. Oh, this will be interesting to you, Brian, and you maybe Wes Anderson Movies. Yes, I had to do a scene very short where I play the mom and I had to do it Wes Anderson with a Wes Anderson vibe, which I wasn't quite sure what that was. So you tell me if you think this is what it is. It's very short. Okay, let's do these all right, Let's let's go for it. Oh my god, isn't it Okay? We go Oh,

look at that, it's pretty. I just want what's best for you, So wipe that sting face off and wash your hands and make sure you shut the door, because I'm not heating the entire neighborhood. Okay, what did you just say? I would have been whipped across the behind with a belt if I talked to my mom like that. And I hope we don't kiss your father with that mouth, or me for that matter. What who's party? Who's gonna be there? We're our pants be there? You better

let meet her name and number in case of an emergency. I just want what's best for you, so call me when you get there. Wait, what you're supposed to supply the snacks for all your friends. I don't buy snacks for your friends. I buy them for this family. And guess who's gonna pick you up? Me? So I'm not running some late night taxi service. So make sure you leave that party at a reasonable hour. Oh,

Hayley's mom lets her stay up till one o'clock in the morning. If Haley's mom said to jump off a bridge, would Haley jump off a bridge too? Would you? For that matter? Someday when you have kids, you'll understand what I'm up against here. Life isn't fair. Money doesn't grow on trees. Stop rolling your eyes and smirking at me, because your face is gonna stay that way. We earn the face that we end up with, and I love you more than anything. I can't hear it. You

couldn't hear it? Huh? I could hear it? I couldn't hear it. Is that because your headphones aren't long? No? I couldn't hear it with him on, you should have been able to. Did you hear it? Leah? It was pretty good. That was the Mommisms one where I had to just spew off a bunch of moms. That was awful. Well, okay, can you hear now? Well let's see if he can hear

this one again? Well no, no, no no, we're not gonna play that one again, the next one, the next one, and then if he can't hear it, then we'll figure it out because he needs to hear it. Here. He's mine because I know what these t you know, I just gotta preview the next one. I don't all right? Here we go, okay, oh this is a Wes Anderson one. Mm Abonleen dearest, Is something the matter, my dearest? What on earth do you mean? Well? Shall we fetch you a doctor? Oh? He's down

over there? See very short and sweet? What was that? A Wes Anderson ish? What is Wes and Have you ever seen a Wes Anderson movie? Yes? But I don't really remember what the vibe is? Is it supposed to be like kind of dry humor? Is it like wacky? What's Wes Anderson? Yeah? It's wacky dry humor and also like like over is it exaggerated? It flowers in the air? Oh my god? You know what? Can you plug and unplug my my headphones? Like the head I'm

wearing erics now? So see if there's something because we should all be able to hear these fantastic? Is the little there you go? Is a little thing pushed on the road caster? Okay? Yes, I work the board anyways? All right? That do you want me to comment on that? Of course I do. Oh you know what? I may have stinky? Oh I may know what? Okay, Okay on the third one, all right, we'll just move on. Okay, you know what. I appreciate your honest do whatever. I'm giving it my all. This may be the

evangelist, one of them. I am, oh, no, this is a skincare one. I think, oh, this is the evangelist. And look at my nipples. You can almost see my nipples. I'm so happy to be here in Los Angeles. Can you all hear me? Okay? How about those of you way up in the balcony. Well, if you can't hear me, then how did you know my question? I want to speak to you tonight about something universal, something powerful, so ineffable it cannot be contained with mere words. The Holy Spirit, the Holy Ghost. You

skeptics think ghosts and spirits are poppy talk. You shall get your proof tonight. I believe in miracles, and the miracles that happen tonight will not be from Catherine Coleman. Oh no, they will be from God. I have a deep personal relationship with the Holy Spirit, an intimacy, intimacy into me. See have you ever experienced true intimacy? Scripture asks are you willing to give up family, friends, fields, houses, lands, loves, lives to gain true life? I've paid a price for my gift. What a

price? There was a cost for my anointing. I can take you to the very spot, the very street corner where I died. I gave up everything nice that I have the TV on in the back ground and high beams. But but other than that, and that thoughts terrible. Now why okay, Brian, Okay, let me let me hear Eric's opinion. I just want to know what lever I need to pull to be crushed by a safe

let me quickly. Is from my immediate Jesus, okay, from my immute reaction, this role is someone who is probably a little bit manipulative and probably run some type of cult. And when I picture that, you are the last person I picture. It's not a role for you. No, it just sounded like you're reading off a cute cart. I mean, come on, they are right, even have delivery. It's not a role for you. Now, this one, I was supposed to pretend like I'm talking to

friends about this new skincare, this one. I think I might get this one. Now, beat be nice. Oh God, I know, deal with it. You're in this for the long haul, buddy, I know. Here we go. Must try clean skincare product. This is formulated to support cell turnover and smooth texture and even complexion instantly. Plus it has a superfruit source of vitamin C to help nourish, heal, and glow up your skin at the same time. I totally get why it's one of the greatest

skincare products of all time. I've been loving this product in my skincare routine lately. I cannot recommend it enough. The instant results are amazing. Highly highly recommend. Oh, now, listen, I talk to you like that? You listen here, Eric, don't I talk to you like that? Wasn't that like conversational? That wasn't bad, It wasn't great. It was the best of the four. Your cadence is a little odd. Look what they're gonna look for, but what it boils down to is not how good

of an actress. I thought about taking cooking classes cooking although you're just your kids alf You're like, this is the best skincare I have ever tried. Like, do you think it would be better if I had like the script and I was just kind of doing this, or that I had the teleprompter app up? I think you probably should have practiced it. I don't have time to do that. I have to whip them out real quick. You gotta commit to me an actress. If you want to know how I want

to be a voiceover person. I just want to make some extra you could do that. You just you seem like you're somebody who's acting, not someone who's like trying to fill a role. Damn it. Well, I'm gonna keep throwing these at you, and you're gonna You're gonna be tortured. That's part of being my friend. That's the grassy bear. When you guys live, when you sleep in the same bed because you're old and retired, she's still gonna be auditioning from the bed. Yeah, maybe we'll get one.

Maybe we'll get like a one together. Maybe we could do it a temper pedic mattress add together. Yes, that would be fair. That actually would be. I'd watched that, would you. Okay, we could make we could make a bunch of noise in it, and people are just thinking, like we're doing it, we're just getting adjusted and where we're gonna sleep could be funny. Actually, if this podcast ever blows up, that would be the greatest sponsor to add of all time, wouldn't that be? That would

be a truly great one. Not if when okay, well, if you're acting, career takes off when that's podcasting. If you're acting, career takes off all right, Now we're going to play a game. You're like, I need it harder, harder. We're just talking about the density of the mattress. We're like super old, like, yeah, we'll have like liver spots and yeah, just like just put it in. And you're you're talking about him getting the like pillow and the pillowcase or something. Shove it harder

on, get the tip over on the slide. Soft. I don't like how soft it is. Make it harder. It's not fitting in this it's not fitting in the it's fitting the hole around the edges. Oh my god. This is a new game I got from Tamu. It's called Quick and Dirty. I read you a sentence and you have to and then I will I will pull one from the black pile and it'll say, what is uh a color of a flower? And then I pull one from the white pile and it's a letter, and you you have to all out something that starts

with a why regarding the flower? Do you see what I'm saying? Yes, I didn't explain that. Well. I feel very under pressure right now, like really under pressure. I feel like I feel vulnerable. I feel like I'm being looked at up and down. We are looking all the way around. I will say, I feel like I'm being very much judged right now. I'm judging you for feeling just caught meud. I know even you, I see those eyes. I just want to I just want to point

out with me and Eric ran the show. Things were the hosting. The hostsmanship was flawless. You mean when Eric was me and you were Eric? Yeah? That was Did you watch it? You know why it was so flawless because I ran the control. That was the only problem with the entire show. Is you behind the control the best? That was the best Brian, click click, and then the show stopped. I was dressed like Laura.

I was wearing a dress. I put makeup on him and are yeah, okay, now please Brian produce and play a little music so we have some production value, quick and dirty with the money. The value is going up as I raised the wall. Okay, here we go. The question is or the sentences weird? Place to be nude? Public the park? Wait? No, no, no, starting with a T whose first grain

station? Brian gets a point, so this works. Telephone booth. It's the first person, first person who answers, I get it, all right, all right, here we go. Shameful addiction okay, starting with a vagra, he went first, straight addiction, sex addiction okay. Point point not relevant to him, but it's a real thing. Yeah, it's definitely not relevant to me. We'd phobia, are railroads? Uh, racism, radishes, rats, I'm rats. Come on, all right, I'll give

it to Brian, come on whatever. Well, I thought it was the first one to answer. Confused answer, you're getting it, You're okay. Bad thing to say during sex, starting with s stupid, stupid okay, smell. Oh, I thought it was the first person to answered. Now he gets it. He does get it. Is stupid? Really something you Yeah, this is stupid. Well, you're just like you're going to town. You're like, this is stupid. That would be a bad thing to say during sex. You can give it to him. Yeah, you get

a point. It's I feel like it's a little you're barely there, smelly. He's pretty bad. All right. Place you find idiots lurking after dark? Pe post office? Oh, point goes to Eric something gaze like, dah, I'm gonna lose this one. N uh nightclubs. Oh good one. The straight man gets it again? Wow? Do I have to give my toaster back? Happen you lose your gold star? I told you I'm

a horrible gay. I don't know, of course, crappy job. Oh obstetrician orthopedic surgeons for Eric gets it because for him that would be horrific to live. Worst sexual act. L looking point goes to Brian more music. Please, we need we need production value on this because it's dry. Reason you cry, okay killing killed? You were killing? I said killing. Come on. Correct. Also, you're totally cheating because when you pulled up Eric, get to see it before I get to see it. Well,

then you're not answering first because I don't. I don't know. Okay, get your head in the game. Your head the game. That's better, Eric, Yes, mommy, and give you a pep talk. You're going to go out there and you're going to entertain people. We're gonna have fun. It's gonna be great. Get your head in the game. We're gonna be a winner at this one. We're gonna get some great comments because of the witty things that you got it. Coach let's go back on the field.

Yeah, why she jay jacking off? Ladies can't do that, Yes you can, playing with the little man in the boat and jacking is is a man thing. I'm giving it to Eric because I know what he meant, all right, all right, I was gonna say, Uh, I mean, I don't know if you were pummeling that thing for hours on end, but it was. Is jacking a term that is relevant to it?

I feel like the jacking is the cylinder hand shape with the up and down motion while she was using a dill though that's not jack, that would be I'm just giving Eric the point, Okay, I don't want to talk about it. Terrible music, and he of Eric stngks why it's not a thing? I win Icelandic music. Maybe really York, b York who you don't know York is all right, Eric, all right, that sucks something you regret. Huh. Hell helping Laura with this show. You know what,

you don't get a point. You don't get a point for that one. That's a even place you find prostitutes. Guh gas lamp bingo, uh contest. I've never seen a prostitutent. Gas lamp are always outside the gas lamp because there's too many cops in the gas lamp. Uh, you haven't. You didn't think about high end prostitutes. Of course they are escorts. Those aren't prostitutes. They're prostitutes. Now, I will say, being a native San Diegan National City, have all the real prostitutes. From what I've been

told by the cops. Eric, it's the point something boring, f farting, that's fun, what you like? I admit it. Something boring, cornicating that's not supposed to be boring. Uh fisting, I keep going, what's boring? Funk fasting? There you go. Funk isn't boring? Yeah? Is I hate funk? Uh? Fasting is boring. I feel like you're being biased here. You give them all the Eric, now create please place with crazy people. A couple more rounds that we're done. E Uh

emergency room. Oh good one, Eric, good? One. Bad thing to eat d donuts? I said first it was tied a dick, like a full half second before he said, it's not a bad thing to eat to some of us. It is some of some of them sometimes like donuts, they have creamy fillings. No, it's not a rare it's not. It's not like a thing where we need to take sides on. It's just to all right, We'll do one more and then we'll call bad place to stick a penis. M got it first, bitch, I hate you know

what? No, not hand. I will not end on well, which is ironically means the same thing as the other one. I know, but it's actually okay, kitchen with the one more and then we're done with this things that happen in Vegas. One you've just been give me ses Eric, got it? One more at this game? Go damn is getting good? Offensive word? Oh? Oh a ahole? I think, like I said it a hair faster, a little bit asshole. One more. I want to end on something like profound and funny country that sucks. No, here

we go any Arizona, that's not a country. Canada, Canada, a watchhead Canada, Canada? Askamn, Nigeria that's from Harry Potter, North Korea, China, Russia. I get type of horn. Here we go to. This is where we're gonna end horn. Oh God, midget w No, that's them, isn't it? The w white white white woman? Yes, women, I'm not accepting that women widdle people wiener be more creative. What wizard wizard porn? Wizard porn. You're like, there you go,

How many types do you think there are? To say? I heard that if there is something that exists, that there's porn, that's rule thirty four. But like that's not the same. You remember you remember the the the what was it called the foot that just had the vagina in it? What for people that were into like stumps, like a flesh light like a flesh light, Yeah, like yes, it was in the shape of a foot. Yes, for people that had like an ampi tee fetish. There was

a friend a long time ago. We were on our way to a party and he didn't know how to do kind of lingis on a woman. So this is so long ago. So we went to a sex store and bought him a plastic or a rubber vagina that was like fully anatomically correct, so we could teach him about what the well, listen that backfire. I showed you how to do it on a banana. No, and I still am not good at it. You know what he was hoping, he was like, you'd be like, oh, we'll show you, and you did,

except you backfired. You took him to the sex store to get a fake wid He's like the fuck, He's like never, I don't want to know. I bet he knew what you could do. One more, I'll do one more. Lame city, m Minnesota. That's not a city, mass that's not Miami. That's not lame. It depends on your definition. It's a spring break city. The Mission Valley suck it, I said, Mission ve Aho. Whats the difference? They're both nice, I know, but it was the first thing that popped in my head. I don't know,

even modesto someone who's cheap. Finally give me an e. Come on, please just look at the e. Why you h Yeah, all right, fine, fine, that's a hard one. I'm the least cheap person. Unfortunately I'm too not cheap. I should be cheaper. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. All right, you guys, Uh, it was a fun game. I know once you got into it. Once you got into it, you were kind of slow. But the talk after the pep talk, yeah, I started kicking my ass. Sometimes you just need to finger

me to get me to well, you know what I mean. No, I don't please explain it to me. I was trying to be like all cool, all right, let me elaborate on that. We're still you know what, no putting it out in the universe. We're having a party May twenty fourth, on Friday, my birthday, at Saquan. Okay, I'll go yet give you Atquan. Cana Reeves will be there. He's gonna present me with my sixteenth signed I love it piece of merch. I love it.

We might have other celebrities to show up. Who knows. Tom Cruise will be there, Harrison Ford will be there, Brian's anniversary, Laura sixty yes, sixty second. Just let me be in my fifties for a little while longer, thank you well, but once by the time you're seven, I mean next year you'll be like, what seventies? Can we like? Can I do a little CBT on him? CBT? That's a drug. It's a talk and ball torture. Hello that wait, you want to do that to our son? Yeah? What the that is? That is?

Because something vicious horror? Every week, pornca You're so mean to me. Every week Laura gets gets caught saying some weird sex even I don't want to see that. Okay, what was it? Let's she say last week? I said a porn thing last week? Yeah, last week that you were like, what was it? You remember me? Nor I said something naughty? Yeah? Did I mean to Probably? I'm an in flower. I'm what Leo said, I'm like a delicate, innocent, fragile one in God's

garden. In God's garden? Did say innocent? I don't think. I don't know, but I'm getting I'm lifting I'm lifting this down and it's money ring tone. Okay, just to pump me up every day. She never answers her phone again because she just gets off to listening. Oh my god, what did you just remember? Got it? What from what you just said? Just got what? That can be the tagline for your dating site. Get a pen. Okay, write this down verbatim. Okay, just

pump me every day. Write that down, Laura, you heard him. You are ridiculous. I was expecting something a little more inspiration. I was too. I really was like, I I love that you got your pet out. I think that was the most glorious thing ever. You know me, You know I believe everything. I believe in the best in everyone, and you do this to me on purpose. You're a little snakes. I've got one. I've got one. What write this down? Everyone is so

mean to me anyway. I love all you guys for listening and watching very much. I always have, I always will, and I know Eric does too. He's just being a little brat. Now. I'm not taken that tonight, I do. I've not taken that tonight. I'm not accepting it. You better because you didn't act it. You know what, actions speak louder than words. I love you, that is. It wasn't even authentic. Say it like you mean it. I love you. No, see those eyes they're fake. They're fake. He's fake. He's being fake.

I'm not. I love you. Okay, I'm obligated to defend him on every account tonight. So, oh my god. All right, uh, love you guys so much. And finally, love your podcast. Love your podcast. Love you, and I love you. I love you, Thank you. That was not heartfelt? Right here? One more? Why are we back? Why did you talk about on the camera? I did? I said, I said, love your podcast, love your podcast, buyer, sweet babies. There we go, and then you made out with me