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Not going to lie...the show starts off kind of tense because Erik and Laura are in a disagreement about something that we can't talk about yet. Does Laura shed tears? Does she make it through the show?

We toss around our opinions on bigfoot and aliens and whoa they are all over the place.

Laura's Rando News segment includes a story about things most people think smell disgusting but you secretly love. Laura's is particularly gross.

And, a question...What could you give a 40-minute speech about with absolutely no preparation? We each try it for 30 seconds.

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M ready to do it? M m h. Welcome back to Laura can after Dark. I'm producer Brian, the host of this show. I got rid of the other two losers. Just kidding, but things are a little delicate around here right now. It's true, they're both being ridiculous. We won't we won't get into it until a later day until things have settled down. And no, let's let me properly. No no, no, no no, because if we keep talking about it, I don't do this,

Brian, We'll see you. Okay, I just watched Do you know how late we are into recording this because we could get to get to it. Welcome to Laura Kane for Dark. I may or may not have had a small mental breakdown in between podcasts. Guess what that occasionally will happen to a person. Maybe the reason I had this breakdown is something I can't discuss right now. I'm honest with you guys always about everything. This I can't,

but I will in a future episode. Just know that right now, my stomach is in such knots and I don't think I've taken a breath for two breaking days. Oh no, and my best friend Okay, no, no, I'm cutting you out there now, I'm cutting you out there. If you guys can a huge as I am, you should be because this is ridiculous. They shouldn't be upset. Laura should not have had I don't know who you think is okay? Again, the less we say the better. Right now, all I want to say is this, let's talk about our

lovely sponsors. No, not yet, because I want to. I don't want them in the middle of this. Can we can we record this over again? No, we don't do that. We don't edit, we don't go back. I just want to say, and you don't have to say a word, and please don't okay, you are like one of the most important people in my whole life. Why is all right? Oh boy? I told you, I told you to stop now. And you're one of the most important people in my life too. Your opinion about me matters more

than you will ever know. I know because I treasure you, and I treasure you, and I just am. I'm a little upset, I'm a little fragile. And again, he's done nothing wrong. We will discuss this in a later episode. We just can't do it right now. Just know that I'm fragile. Dear listeners. If I seem like I don't care, it's not that I don't. But what they're arguing about is so dumb. It's so dumb. Day. Well, I will tell you, and you will. You will side with me, and you will realize how ridiculous this

is. No, this will be a big deal anyways. No, it won't. It's not a big deal. Well, regular please, all right, Well, let's be happy now and positive. Put on a happy face which you can't see because I have a mascot. Oh my god, are you supposed to be a ninja? Yes? Oh see it was a ninja costume. I have what Oh just wait to you see what I'm gonna wear next week. I have a good one too. Actually I can't wear headphones

with this costume either. Next week I have a full body like you want him see my face like Michael Myers, but different me, the same, nice me. I will be wearing what is Eric wearing? Nothing? Give us a hint. It involves three things, that's it. I hope pants and a shirt are too. Well, yes, he can wear his own pants. Oh goody, I'm gonna give him a T shirt, which is gonna be fine, it's gonna be just a basic T shirt. It involves a wig, which you're not totally opposed to you. I've seen you in

a couple wigs. You're not crazy crazy about them, but you can deal with it, sure, And a pair of gloves. Can you handle that? If that doesn't work, I'll bring my Michael Myers costume for you, because it's literally two pieces and the gloves are fingerless. What am I supposed to be? Michael Jackson? You'll see? Oh god, if I'm Michael Jackson, you're not Michael Jackson. Okay, I would not. I would not continue that high pitched uh uh. You don't have to put any makeup.

You don't have to do anything else to slap the wig on and the gloves and okay, okay, thank you. Wait makeup? I said no makeup. He doesn't have to wear any makeup. Excellent. I don't either, for that matter. So you're wearing a mask as well. I hope it is as cool as I think it's going to be. Well, you know that old adage probably won't be. But just when you think you're hot, shit true. We've talked about that a lot. It happens a lot. Now Saturday, the girls? Are you coming to? What the Peulio's

thing? I didn't even know about it? Yes you did, you were in the chat. Okay anyway, Oh I must have missed it. I was very busy. There is a Halloween party at t Leo was on NAPA and girls, all the girls. You know the girls. Oh yeah, and you are on the chain. You just didn't read them. Oh, I didn't know. It's Saturday night. Oh, and we're all getting dressed up. There's like a live band. I have to be there at five. No, I have to work. What if he showed up at six?

No, you don't want to go, not if I have to dress up. He's busy. We're going to through dinner at Telo's that night. Yeah. Yeah, we'll be in the second room. I am not dressing up, all right, so we'll pint you outly dressed up last year, though, which is what confuses me. Is you happily dressed up last year? I was probably cajoled by this one. Actually, not in the not at all. Yeah. I feel like he didn't hate Halloween until like six months ago. I know he has I have never Yeah, happily, Yes,

he dressed his Chucky with a wig and everything. Yeah, just away, No, and overalls and the shirt. Oh no, I don't have overalls. Well you dressed up last year. I'll go back and I'll pull that tape. Yeah, because I don't have overall radio are you saying? You know? I had the I had the like, uh not overalls. I remember what it was. Yeah, I didn't have to do anything. What if he dressed up as Freddy Krueger and really just the striped shirt and

the fedora. Okay, the costume by Gottom is a simple rock star. It's just a wig with some studded gloves. Maybe I'll get him a different one. That's that's good enough for me, thinking Freddy Krueger as basic as it, Kim, Let's let's just he's he's agreed to it. Let's just that's. Yeah. I'm gonna get one of those giant talking furry heads, like those guys they get together and they bang each other in those suits and

the curries. Oh my god, Oh no, oh my god. Okay, So look, we're gonna take all the negativity that may be floating in the air, which only I apparently feel, Yes, my god, going to release it. You probably should, I am. What do you think I just did? I'm gonna go get my last rights box good and I'm gonna put some holy water on your head, but not on my head because I think it would burn, probably would make mac and cheese in that crap. All right, let's see, all right, let's move on. All

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online. We'll get this ring. The company is offering one million dollars if someone's doorbell camera catches actual footage of an alien. I read about this. Now here's the story. It's called million Dollars Search for Extraterrestrials. You only have until November three to enter this contest. It doesn't have to be a high def it doesn't have to be et waving at the camera, just unusual, extraordinary or unexplainable behavior, and it has to be indisputable evidence that aliens

are here. I don't know how that is going to be. Like from Signs, I don't know. Well, the alien just pops out from like the when they're playing on the news and the alien just pops out from the bushes and walks across. Oh yeah, a great movie. Anyway, if somebody does get legit footage of aliens, they'll get fifty thousand dollars a year for the next two decades. Should get a ring doorbell? Oh my god, I don't think I'd be able to handle that. What do you think

you'd see out there that much. Okay, first of all, you know my neighborhood. There are some parts that are dodgy, right, Yeah, And there are some elements that make their way down here. Sometimes I've heard, I've seen, and I'm scared that I will look the next day and say, oh my god, this guy was standing at my door for two hours. Wouldn't you rather know? I don't know the I don't know, Brian, Like I feel like sometimes ignorance is bliss and in that matter,

but like unless you're bliss of you're ignorant of the danger. But you know, maybe you might need to you might want to go, Oh maybe I should move, Like, maybe this isn't a good place still live. I had one in my cart for like four days and I was gonna get it. How much are they? They range? It just depends on Like actually, there's like the one you can get that like the lights that turn on and off when you walk by, like the floodlight one. There's the one

that just sticks on your door. There's different kinds, so there's different price points. But they're not cheap, right, but only one hundred bucks. It's not that bad. There used to be way more. Actually, I feel like, would you get one on? My parents had the whole ring. Did they ever see anything weird? No, we did have We had their their actual camera system too, like their surveillance system, which is super handy because you can just plug it into your you exit through your phone,

can watch alive and everything. But we would see coyotes and but mostly you know, bunnies. Mostly you would see, you know, the dog going out in the morning to go pee. But nothing crazy. There was a video floating around of a door dasher or something. I don't want to condemn door dash. It was one of those type of delivery services where the guy comes up to the door and he goes, here's for not tipping. Oh, I remember cracked in the bag. He farted in the Oh that what

he did? Oh he crapped in the bag. Oh. I'm like, oh, that's okay, that is what i'd see. Yeah. No, I don't want I love getting delivery when I when I can, but I don't like to think about it too much. And I always to pie because I don't want something like that happening. We had someone email us the other day that said, there's a cleaning lady that cleans the halliday the halls every day. Why is this happening? And I'm like, because she's the cleaning

lady, stop like it at yourn cam. Oh oh, it's because of the bothering us, ring stupid stuff like come on, how dare you clean these floors? I know, I'm like, oh my god. Then there's this story. Now I want to know your thoughts on this. This happened about two weeks ago. A couple was in a train and they were in a remote area of Colorado going on this nice train and the the guy spots what he doesn't understand. He starts taking a video. Is this bigfoot?

Yes? Okay, I saw this. Now stupid, let me ask you this. It was fake okay, but let me ask you this bigfoot is not still alive. Who would go to all the trouble to get into that costume, go into the middle of nowhere and like for send, he's bigfoot? Many people have done it over the years. Also, I'm pretty sure that was not a man in the costume. It is probably just something great in computers. It's probably a bear. See No, it definitely wasn't a

bear. It looked like it was cg kind of it kind of didn't because it was very it was kind of hard to make out. Yeah, you'd be impressed, be impressed with what they can do nowadays. I guess you're right. But I've always believed in bigfoot. I know there's there's so many trees and woods for there, like a six to eight foot tall massive gorilla man like our guest Darren Edward said, these species are more advanced and they know how to hide from us. I know that, though maybe are they

I don't know. I don't think so. I've always loved believing in Bigfoot. We don't know anything about them. I'm more inclined for aliens. Aliens, I'm kind of fifty fifty on You're only fifty fi, aren't you like more like seventy thirty at this point. No, there still is no conclusive evidence, seem there is a mountain of circuit of you know, there's a large amount of circumstantial, you know, non verified evidence, and that's compelling

to a certain degree. But fifty to fifty is the best you'll get from me. I'm trying to get this guy that does a podcast called High Strange where he talks about all the latest UH information that's come out about aliens and ulps or whatever, UAPs, uap whatever they're called now, and I've been messaging and messaging him because, oh my god, it's so incredibly interesting. Yeah. I keep up to date on it, but there's nothing. There's still nothing that makes me go, oh for sure they're real. Well,

I'm a believer. That's I have a big I I have a heart that has red blood going through it. I do not knock it off. Both of you. Am about to slap you guys, silly notand I bled sand Anyways, I want to believe in aliens, but I think that'd be fun if there was, like reality was not what we thought it was. The universe is so incredibly vast it's like ignorant to think for the old I definitely don't believe manifesting and things in the universe that No, I'm not talking about

manifesting. I'm saying the universe as a whole is is endless. So there's got to be something else out there. We're stupid to think that we're the only It's a vast it's a vast universe is primarily sterile, so it can go either way. Ryan, you know what zip it because you're not a scientist. I know. I Hey, you know what, I'll get an expert on here. They can talk about it. We can talk about it, for sure. Would So I'm trying. I'm trying to get somebody on

here to talk about that because it fascinates me. I want them to be really. I think they'll be fun, unless that ruins life for us. But I know there's that, There's always that. But let's let's think positively. If all the conspiracies are true, then we are screwed. I know. Yeah, we are not the top of the fujien. There'll be an anal probe in our future. Our life is basically it would be like our life is kind of meaningless. But we'll see. Well, maybe they're kind

beings. Let's hope that they are. Oh my god, all right, what's your host chat? Uh? Well, I already talked about it. What Well? The other night I watched something that had been highly recommended and it was stupid by me by friends. Oh, it was called The Witcher on that flick's lame. Does that have what's his face in it? Yeah? Oh I thought I had Nicholas Cage in it. It's not a show for Eric, it really isn't not his thing. It started out good and

that I it's episodic. Yeah, yeah, it's based off a video game. Like, it's not his thing at all. It's for like my age. It was terrible, but I liked Resident Evil. Okay, okay, we what? Yeah? Those were terrible movies. They weren't great. Watch Love is Blind, the new one I did. Did you watch the whole thing? Yeah? Did you like this season? No? Uh, I just when they get to the altar and you think that they're gonna do it and then one of them backs out. Yeah, boy is that good TV?

Yeah? The reunion was weird. I know Nickolache and his wife or I don't know. I did watch. I watched the first episode episode of Naked Attraction. Oh, I couldn't even get through it. I watched for the whole first episode. Is you did explain this show again? So it's

a British you're the one that explained it to us, Laura. Yeah, it's a British talk show host and she's she takes somebody out onto the stage and there's like six scrims with the one that I saw, which was the first episode, was a girl and she goes up and there's six dicks. We already talked about this, I know. Oh yeah it was lame. It was stupid where you you brought it up and he was like, oh yeah, I watched that. I've never seen it was it was I watch

the first episode. It's pretty dumb. It's kind of like at first, it's funny because of the shock factor of like, you know, just like, so you saw the one with the guy with the circumcised dick and then the elephant ears right, Yeah, they all were, but it's British. Is it worth watching at least the first just see the curiosity of it because at first, like initially it's very shocking. You're like, it's it's kind of funny, it's ridiculous. But I wouldn't watch past the first episode because

I think it's boring. If I, oh, okay, oh yeah, it's HBO Max. If I had to look at like six vaginas, we know how you feel about that, you wouldn't. You would look at what you're attracted to. Yeah, I would not see. I couldn't watch that show. Well, if you the second the second person they had on the first episode, there was a chick who was by bi second. Yeah, there was guys and girls. Oh see, I only saw the guys. There was girls up there. I mean, obviously you wouldn't appreciate that.

But was it after the guys because at first it was just six guys. Yeah, and then they brought in the second they brought up another chick. Oh see, I didn't even make it that far. Is that worth getting that far? I mean, just watch the first episode, like something, I have some awesome random news, and then I have a question, and then we're going to end this podcast. Ken, will you please cue the music, which one the random news music? Okay, whoops, Okay,

So you guys tried the hottest peppers in the world. Yes, and it was brutal. Yes, there's a new world's Hottest pepper. It's called pepper Eggs. Eric. It's been around for a year. No, no, Guinness has finally waged. It averages two point six to nine million Skullville units. The old record was the Carolina Reaper, which has one point six that's what you guys had. This has how much two point five two point six nine. It's double almost double what you guys had to deal with. Oh

my god, that is I think I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. We also we only ate half a chip. Yeah, and I had ringsting for like a day and a half. Who would even eat this? I wouldn't. Oh, people are crazy. There are people who eat peppers hold for like the challenge of it. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. That must be doing a number on their innern Yeah.

Yeah. A new study found that fourteen percent of people one in seven people are so addicted to processed foods like ice cream and chips that they have as hard a time quitting as people who are addicted to heroin and cocaine or smoking or drugs. I don't know if I buy that, But when you said before you from the New York Post, I still don't buy it. When you were saying processed, I thought you were going to say prostate. Though okay, I felt like you I'm sorry, but it just felt like you

held on the ol. You're like pra sessed food, and I was like, oh, what was okay? So I said it in a different manner. I thought I needed to add that. No, I wasn't talking about prostates, but it sounds like what you were going to say. I'm going to give you a cool flight half right now, do you know about this Google flight half? Oh? Okay, here's what you do. It's all

over TikTok and this is how you get cheap flights. You go to Google flights, okay, and then when you you type from where you want to go, so San Diego two, and then you put anywhere, and then all over the world, all these numbers pop up and all these great prices are right there, and you just click on where you want to go and you can find like really great flights. I looked at it and it's pretty awesome. It's called Google flights. Okay, are you gen z? Are

you? What? Are you sorry? Okay? Have you heard of the trend silent walking? Silent walking? If I had to take a guest, that'd just be walking without talking. No, it's more than that, and now it's become a trend among the group. Wait, are you trying to refer to silent quitting? No? Okay. This is where you go outside for a walk. You leave your phone at home, you don't have any distractions, and you don't listen to music or podcasts or anything. You just

enjoy the walk. You have done them silent walking. You've done that. I mean I've done for a walk without listening to anything without your phone. Yeah, is that crazy? No, it's not crazy actually, and I want to be more like that. It's yeah, just go outside, you do it right now? I do lassie it Like half the time, I'm like, where's my phone? Where's my phone? I do prefer to listen

to stuff while I'm walking. But I have a hack for if you want to be less addicted to your phone, turn your screen black and white, because when it's color, it's more tantalizing to get on there and start scrolling. You can easily shut off the color by doing uh, like, let's see you set your phone to black and white. Well, if I phone and Android have settings that you shut off the color, I didn't know what. I didn't think there were. I didn't know if there was set your

phone to black and white by setting your phone to black and white. Okay, I didn't know that. Anyways, If you need more instructions, google it, because we don't know. And what is a disgusting smell that you particularly love? Does gasoline count or sharpies on the list? I love the smell of gasoline and sharpies that's because I mean those are also known inhalans that your people. I love the smell of sharpies. You know, wrong with the two people use that to get high? Well, I don't wait,

well, I'm not no, I'm not saying that you huffed sharpies. But that's the things I'm saying. They do. Huffing, Well, they can huff a sharpie. I think huffing sharpies is what. I don't know if it really is just strong high, but obviously, like you know, huffing aerosol. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but they're there's something. There's something that I like the smell of that. You guys are gonna go that is so gross poop. No, I really enjoy the smell of cigarette smoke.

Oh, I know I don't smell gross. I used to sixteen years ago, but I don't anymore. But I still love the smell of it. What about farm animals? No, what about them? Like? I love the smell of horse manure. Oh, I love around the smell of horses. I love the way a stable smell rose. See these this is on the list. I just blown out match that's a good smell. Yeah, all right, that's not bad. I'm sure fish food flakes gross. I

know those horrible nail polish or nail polish remover, nail polish. Astone smells great? It does. I love it? Oh God, how do you feel about chlorine? M not a huge fan. I kind of like it because it means that every all the germs are dead. Yeah, but it also means that you're getting covered in chemicals. True, it's I'm kind of neutral towards it. It's not bad, but it's not good. Oh this is a good one. A freshly lit firecracker that brings back something the best

memories in the world for me. That's just nostalgic though. The hallways of hotels. Yeah, especially old hotels. I love dusty smelling building. What about pungent cheeses? No cheese that is not cheese is great? What is the worst smelling cheese from Monday? Goldie cheese? Oh? God, here from under his nuts? That that was going Yeah, Laura from NDA, all right, and now I have a question, uh huh. And then we're going to end, and then I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown. Oh

I'll tell you why. Next month. Watch we'll get something on us. I have one question, and I'm curious to know your answer on this, and I want an example. I'll start with Brian, but i'll give you both the question. What could you give a forty minute presentation on with absolutely no preparation movies? Maybe? Yeah, I have an answer that I know I could do, but I'm not gonna say it. It's incredibly nerdy. Please say it. No, because it's not nerdy where it's like, okay,

well whatever, I don't know that is. It's something everything knows, everybody knows about. But I'm not gonna say, yeah, I could do movies. Yeah, I don't accept this. Movies is good. Sometimes you have to be vulnerable, just be nerdy. No, I will be, but I'm saving it for another time. Oh, okay, because it's gonna come up, all right, for the next I'll show my because I'm gonna bring it in a collection at some point. Okay, for various collections.

I want you for thirty seconds to give me a very good presentation about movies. No. Uh, well, movies more commonly known as films, are often stored on things called DVDs, which stands for digital video drive. I think I like one of my favorite my favorite movie is Raiders of the Lost Dark, directed by Steven Spielberg, screenplay by George Lucas Well. He's crave director. Produced by Frank Marshall. I think maybe he was a script supervisor.

No, that was Lawrence Canston. Anyways, great movie, some great stunts in there. Guy gets dragged behind the car. Great stunt. I forgot they got the stunt man's name. I think it's Tom something. Super good. Giant bowler scene. That's great and stop. Thank that was I'll give you a C plus on that. That's fine. Eric. Can I pick the same topic? Well, okay, let me I you know exactly what you could talk about. What how about how long it takes you to

put on all your skin care products? Your shoe? Oh ready? Oh so several years ago, when I was a stylist, I got into shoes a lot. Like I have a ton of clothes, and no matter how many times I clear out my closet, there was always plenty left. I have an entire collection of Converse, I have a collection of Nike. I have a collection of not Jimmy Chew. Could you do that for forty minutes? Yeah? Yeah, you have that many shoes? Yeah, Okay,

mine is going to be about traffic reporting. We can skip this one. You do this every morning. We've all heard this one, but you don't know do you know anything about it? Uh? Yeah, you report on the traffic. All right, I'm curious. I'm not going to cry. Why would you cry? Because you know I'm delicate right now. Be nice to me. I am being nice. That's the crazy port, and you too, say I am a delight. I need some help. You're doing, Laura, You're doing great. Send all the people clapping for you.

Okay, I'm gonna talk about now. I totally forgot what I was going to talk about. I'm going to talk about traffic. So when I get into the traffic studio, I have two screens and there are many different tabs open on my screens. One of them is the CHP CAT that shows all the accidents. We take that information and we couple it with the caltrans quick map, which shows where all the slow spots are. We match up the accidents with where the slow spots are, so we can get the exact pinpoint

on where that accident is. Plus we take phone calls, Plus we look at other things. Plus we look at Twitter and then we compile it all together in our head and give up report. That's thirty seconds traffic brought to you by Twitter. I will say that was good. Really yeah, I mean thirty seconds is not that much of information, but yeah, it was a good But I could do that for forty minutes. I easily could do that for forty Oh my god, there are accidents on the road right now.

Oh my god. Yes, I'm looking at Caltran the quick map, I know the quick map is is pretty good. Yeah, no, this was a thing. Yep, there are on their mind. That's the border. We have lots of resources, and it's like we have too many. But it's like it's it's an I don't I'm not trying to be like Braggadosha's like, oh my god, I'm so cool. I can do this. But to be a good traffic reporter, which I don't know if I'm good.

I think I'm kind of medium, it's not easy, Like you have to take all this information assimilated in your brain and spit it out, yeah, and do it in a timely matter that is accurate. And it's typicult sometimes, yes, it's challenging, and some people are really good at it and some people are just okay at it. Yeah, according to Caltry, there is no accidents in the state of California right now. Oh, because you don't have the accidents checked. Look at the options you have to pitsh

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member FI n R A SIPC. Capital Growth Inc. And Independent Financial Group are unaffiliated entities. You guys, tonight at seven Thursday night, seven o'clock, we are meeting at the Haunted Trail in Double Park. I would suggest getting your tickets like now, or like thirty grow teach or maybe thirty five. It'll be worth the fun experience. Yeah, the same. So we're all going just meet us there. We're gonna be there at seven, and

it'd be really fun to see your face. Producer Brian's girlfriends even going, Oh my god, it is so epsciting for me. I love it. I love It's like meeting my sons. Okay, I know, I know, I'm sorry. I can't help. I'm a mother. I can't help not act me like have a mother's heart. Okay, anyway, thank you guys so much for watching. Thank you so much for listening. Again. Halloween Show is next week and Brian has some sort of crazy wild card that

he's gonna drop. Oh yeah, I'm It started out with a simple idea and I kept building off of this. I think it's gonna get. I think it's gonna get a lot of control. Oh no, I'm gonna blindfold you, guys. I'm not gonna do anything to you. I just seem to set something up that you guys can't see. Okay, I don't want you to see me set it up. Nothing will go on my mouth. No, okay, well I just don't want you to see what I'm saying. Okay, that's fine. That's not guaranteed. Something might go in your

mouth. It'll be Eric's though, not mine. It's tough anything of mine. That is the Halloween Show. Halloween Okay. I love you for listening and love your podcast. Follow us on Instagram, follow us on YouTube, Please doribe subscribe or show beat me. We had such a clean show until that last joke. I know, just walk you. I love you. I don't think you I think you love me less today but that's okay and I understand. Love your podcast, Love you my sweet babies. Bye,

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