Thank you so much for tuning in to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane, your host. You are I am wow. And here's your co host, Eric Rimmer. I'm next, hi, and we have a producer, amos, Wait what I'm next to the famous Laura Kane. I really wanted to hear him say that. That's Brian, our producer. You don't like that? Do you like what him calling me famous? Why does that make you? Why does that make you want to puke? I mean because you hate puking so much. We're going to get down to business one of
these days. Business. I don't know what that business. That just sounded no idea what that meant. Just sounded dirty. No, it wasn't dirty. I meant to be like threatening cage man. Elvis just started, why because it stinks? Oh god, it's not me, trust hopefully it is. Oh whoever smelt it dealt it? Oh man? Remember that saying it's your dog. I feel like it's like he's the one that's saying it's probably him. It's not me, it's probably the dog. Oh it's bad,
this one. It's not me. He didn't deny it. He smelt it. You denied it. It was not me. I would actually I would actually fess up, you know, I would rather you deny it fessing up his awkward No, well I would, you know me, so I would fess up, but I didn't do it. Well, let's not fess up. It was the dog. It definitely was at Okay, Sam is here? Hey in turn? Sam? What's up? Okay? So before we begin, I'm going to tell you why I'm also in a funky mood.
Oh still, Yes, it's Thursday and you're still in the fun I mean, and time flies. And I almost said a really bad word, f word. Yes, I meant I was trying to say funky, and I almost said something else, bucky. Oh, there you go. You can say, don't say we don't. We don't. We try not to, but we're very who We're a Christian podcast kid. Do I not just have like a sex work around like last week ago? Oh? Oh my god? Okay, um, she is so pretty? Oh h h um. I was gonna say, aria Ala, yes she is she. Have you
seen any videos of her dancing? Yes? Crazy you and I, mother of God, you and I are taking a pole dancer. Wld you They're so sexy. Oh my god, I do not want to see either of you on a pole. Amazon. By the way, what hundred nine dollars? Don't tell me that, because I'll buy one. I think for amous reasons, no one wants in the pole. That would be hysterical. Actually, to see Eric on a pole, I would love it. Why would that be hysterical? Eric, I might be me and my bikini bod might
be you're in your speedo. Yeah, because you don't generally see men on a pole for good reason, there is a reason. But I want to do that so bad. I want to get a pole in here. But what am I gonna do? Where Am I going to put it? Right there in the middle of the living room? Sure? Why not? I've turned my whole house. Have you ever seen have you ever seen the videos of like pole dancing fails and like the whole falling all over? No, you were gold be You're going to go down a rabbit hole so fast if
you start watching those, they're hilarious. Just now a pole real fact? Yeah? Oh god, okay, Oh, I'm into this. I need something to make me to cheer me out because I'm in a weird one. Oh, I'll cheer you up. Okay, before we get into any of this nonsense, we have to talk about business. We have to talk business. Are we going to talk about Jay? Yes? Oh, excellent our
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right, I'm going to read you a story now. And this has me twisted. Everything has you twisted lately? Yes, I don't know why I'm so sensitive lately. The show Beef got me crazy. Just old, thank you. And now now that now that you can add that to the list of things that are making me depressed, my own son calling me old. Okay, So here's a story about a woman. She is fifty years old. Is this a biography like an autobiography? No, okay, not yet, but it will be she's going to write a book, but this is
going to be a great book. She's from Spain. She just spent five hundred days in a cave two hundred and thirty feet underground. Her name is Beatrice. It was an experiment to steady our internal clock and how we react to extreme isolation Leberger experiments. See, I think you would do well with this. I wouldn't want to, I know, right, But listen to what she says. She okay, So scientists watched her the whole time, but she had no contact with anybody. She had two GoPros, so they
could see her, she couldn't see anybody else. She went in November twentieth of twenty twenty one. To put that into perspective, pandemic was still going on. Queen Elizabeth was still alive. The war in Ukraine hadn't even started yet. She was forty eight when she went in. She celebrated two birthdays down there. She didn't actually know it was her birthday, five hundred days Jesus Christ. She wasn't. She didn't have any clocks, she didn't have
a calendar. She says she tried. She stopped trying to keep track after day sixty five. She says she was shocked when they came to get her on Friday. She thought, like one hundred and thirty days had passed, that's it, and five hundred had passed, and she said she didn't want to leave. She said she loved it down there because she got to read books, and she got to knit, and she did all sorts of fun things. And she said she kind of misses it now and she's going to
write a book. And thinking about that made me so depressed. I actually I can elaborate on a little bit. She never showered the whole time time. She didn't shower or much TV. She didn't have access to the news. They first did this experiment, I think in the sixties, because it's a big social psychology experiment. Turns out, though, the reason that you lose track of times to easily because you'll start sleeping for like three to four
days at a time. So your body's yeah, your body doesn't actually have a great circadian rhythm. It relies on the outside influence, which they called I think they called Zeitburgers, like the sun, I mean, like the sun like clock. So yeah, eventually your body will just kind of give up and they'll just start like going to its own rhythm. That's kind of erratic. So yeah, you'll sleep for like three days at a time, then you'll be up for like seventy two hours straight, and oh my god,
that's really interesting. She said she did a lot of drawing, and she read sixty books and she really enjoyed her time down there. But I don't think I think I would go insane. I'd go insane. I think it'd be kind of cool, no expectations of you. Plus, she probably got paid a ton of money. Well, she's gonna write a book. I don't know about the money. It didn't say anything about your money. She got paid to give up five hundred days of her life. That's a
ton of money. Well, and her people say that she broke a record, although Guinness hasn't confirmed it yet. But I think the previous longest is like two hundred days, five hundred days alone. I would do that, no shower, shower, Can you imagine what actually small? Eventually you stop, you kind of like neutral, like kind of equalize in terms of that. Yeah, she says that you she didn't talk to anybody either, so she has she's having a hard time conversing. Was she allow to brush her
teeth? I'm guessing I don't know. Five hundred days without a shower, well, without a shower, does that affect your health? Yeah, I don't think so, because I think it would think after a while, your body starts to kind of equalize, but your teeth, your tea the other that would be so. Yes, I'm sure they feed her. I wonder um didn't say um, because that could be because feeding times could be a
stable message of time. They did bring They brought her down food. She told them not to contact her even if there was a death in the family. She had a panic button in case she was too freaked out and wanted to leave, but she never pushed it. She said she never even had the urge. Um, she said, let's see, she didn't. She did have to come out for eight days once when a router had to be fixed, but she stayed in a tent alone router. Yeh. Never talked
to anybody, and those eight days didn't count towards the five hundred. They sent food down to her, Yes, and she sent her waist back up. You No, I'm just wondering. No, Okay, So this sounds like a pretty preliminary or basic experiment. Yeah, I'm just wondering though, Like that means she pooped in like a like a well she probably it's probably not as gross as you think. She sent her waist back up, so it's probably a bucket. Well you know, what are you going to be?
Okay, Well, I'm when I said waste, I thought she meant from the food. Oh well that waste, I'm thinking of human waste. Okay, that didn't occur to me. Now I'm even more depressed. Yea, But I don't know why, but this this really got me because I'm already in a weird like mindset because those damn shows that I watch, and then this thinking about doing it just put me in a tailspin. And then guess what what? Next week We're going to see Evil Dead right? Oh
my god. Now it's not zombies right, it's like something different. It's a zombiesque it's a demon. I'm into that. Well, now I need to get into a better headspace before that happens. It's going to be fine. I know we're going as a family. We are next Friday, our little our little family, and I'm going to New York City on Thursday, Oh my god. To see Evan perform in her very first play and she's the only freshman in the whole school cast in a play this year. That's
amazing, I know. And she's so into it and she's just thriving. It's great. It's so good. She almost told me, or she told me but that she wasn't going to come back for the summer, that she had an opportunity to stay there. But then she told me today that she's going to come home. Oh I know, And that's like in May, so I don't have to wait very long to see her. It's gonna be great to Hugger, it's here. I'm going with Maggie. Oh yeah,
Maggie knows her way around that city, sure does. And I'm going to buy a ton of fake stuff. What do you want let me know. I'll FaceTime you. Oh yes, please do. Because they only come out at night, and they come at they lay out these tarps and they put the fake Louis Vatan and all the other fake stuff on the tarps and they're like, okay, sixty months. You have to look at it real fast because if a cop comes by, that's illegal. So they they wrap up
the tarp real quick, and they bail and then I'll end you. I won't. I don't worry. I'm not gonna worry about the money. I'll just get you something you can paybe later. Oh my god, but how fun? How big of a suitcase you have to one? Okay? And I'm not packing a whole lot for that exactly, just a couple of teddies and some my heels. So excited about the shopping that I'm real quick.
I did some follow up research on this cave experiment. Um, they did collect her waist, her poop, yuck, and they did about every five shits she took, they would collect the worst. Oh no, maybe she had like sawdust or something she could put over it, so it wouldn't sure she had something by a bucket that they had a lid too. But still, wow, okay, yuck. I know. Anyway, that's my little host chat story. What's your host chat? So this might go from my
host chat to being a bigger segment than I thought. But have you guys ever had just a boss that you I hate? Yes? Sure, okay, who's the can we say names? Um? If we don't say last name? Well, it's been so long ago I don't make up names, I would say, just to be safe. Well, mine are so long ago. I'm not going to give a first, dam last. No, I'm not gonna give a last, but I'll give a first. I'll give it first. So you want to go first? Sure? So I was.
I was watching that movie Horrible Bosses. Great movie. Yeah, and I thought, oh my gosh, I've had in my in my entire career, in the career i'm in now, which has been over thirty years, I had a boss that I absolutely hated. Was this the one? Is this from a long long time ago? Okay, So I don't know this one, you might Okay. Her name was Danielle. Okay, I don't recognize that name, and I don't care if she hears it or not. Screw you. Well, so here we go. I was working for a
company that got bought out by another company. It was a property management company. So they said my boss at the time, who I love and I still talked to, she said, um, I'm going to go to them and tell them that they need to hire you because she really liked the way I worked and she liked my job performance and everything. So she did. So they said Okay, great, you're hired. You're going to go meet
your boss. And I went to this restaurant to meet her, and she was with the girl whose position I was taking, because this girl was leaving, she was moving away or something, and it was a Mexican restaurant. I walked in and my ass was not in the chair for more than about three seconds. And she looked at me and she goes, I already don't like you, and I'm going to make you regret ever coming to work here. And I was like, what I thought? I literally thought it was
a joke, and so I started laughing. And then she called me a the F word, but not the word that you would think a mother ever. Nope, No, the other type of F word. It's it's yeah, it means a cigarette in like k and so I was like, oh, I'm sorry, what and she goes, my husband left me for another man, so I don't And I was like, wait a minute, you don't know anything about me. What year was this? By the way, this was back in like ninety even then that I was so blown away.
So then it went from like that too. I had a satellite office, so she was up in La and um, she would yell at me on conference calls with all the other sales reps and they would like get it. They would literally call me after and go are you okay? Like they'd be like, don't yell at him, like he has nothing to do with what's going on up here, and so um oh it was crazy. And then I wound up quitting after months. Seven years. Yeah, stayed there for
seven years and I wound up quitting. And the day I quit, So this is an example, Like one day she came in and I see her car pull up and she goes, she walks in, She's like, well, since I now remember I worked in a satellite office by myself, she came in and she goes, well, since I'm in a bad mood, I'm going to write you up. And I was like, huh for what, I've never been written up in my life and um and she goes, well, you threw a stapler at someone, And I said I'm the only
one here, Like, unless I was insane enough to throw a stapler at myself, what the hell? Yeah, I'm like, are you kidding? So I was like, I'm not signing it. So wound up, I quit, and then she had a melt down because she was like, no, I wanted to fire you, and I'm like, sorry, I quit. Yeah, okay, you have a problem that you put up with that for seven and she wound up getting fired like right after I quit. Well that must have been glorious. Has it turned out that she was taking commissions
from me and not paying me? So she did you get your money? Eventually I did? Yes, Oh yeah you could. Can you imagine like this day and age you could have been you could have taken her for all she's worth. She was such oh my god. Wow. Well I don't have that severe of a story. But when I worked at Channel eight, I was an assistant producer and I was actually the editorial assistant. And there was a man named Carl siskin Very. He was old when I was there
and I was twenty two, and he was the editorial director. So he would do like an editorial every Wednesday night on the news about something in politics or what ever, and my job was to ride it out and ride it on the teleprompter. And then also we did a show called Assignment San Diego, and we had different stories, like we do a story on the airport or you know, YadA YadA. So my job was to get all the
b roll and all the stuff for the shows. That was when I had to watch all the b roll from that nineteen seventy six airplane crash park. I would never forget that I had to watch all of it because we had to do some we we're doing an airport story, and I mean there were people flames like in their house, and they were like watering the flames with this tiny little holes like people were in shock. There were holes through people's
houses where bodies went through. It was unbelievable anyway, horrible, I digress. He was so mean. I had to make his lunch reservations every day. I got like I was his girl, like you know, and uh, and then he would yell at me very severely. And one time he said to me, I will never forget and it's good that I don't forget this. But he'd be like, Laura, everything is just good enough.
Well that's not good enough. I'm like, WHOA, So now, I mean you have to Obviously I was not being thorough enough, so that should have taught me that I should be more thorough with things. But I don't know if I listened but anyway, I don't know there were other things, but you know, he did teach me some valuable lessons, I think. But it was very it was very much scary to go to work. Oh god. Yeah. I worked there for I don't know, a couple of
years. I used to cry getting getting dressed for work. Oh my god, you didn't quit? Why did you know? Because I refused. I refused to let someone like that take me down. Okay, I wasn't going to do it. I was so stubborn. I wasn't going to do it. I ever fil like a complaint against her. Oh yeah, I did, and they were like, this was the management at the time. They were like, maybe you should just find another job. And I was like, oh no, wow, I went I went to her boss. Is
about them? Yeah yeah, but this was this is one of the best. Um. I lived on site, and UM we had like one night I was sound asleep and I hear like and I thought, what it was like three thirty in the morning. And I had a back balcony and a front balcony, and I always left my dining room blinds open and to the front balcony. And UM, I remember coming out of my bedroom and night.
It was. It was like the middle of summer and I was in like my underwear and I come out and I was like, get somebody at my front door and I go to look out the people and I realized there's a guy looking through my blinds into my apartment. And I'm like, what the hell? I go? So I run and put on a robe and I I'm like and he said, he said, my boss. He's like, oh, um, my car got towed, so you have to take
me to the towing yard. Oh my god. My boss had given him, he was a corporate client, had given him my address and told him to go there. And I called her and I'm like, I'm not taking him and she's like, oh, yes you are, and I'm all, no, I'm not. Yeah. It was crazy. Seven years. How old were you? Oh? I was my twenties. God, yeah, twenty year old MEO have sued? I know, right, who's your worst boss? You know? Honestly, I haven't had too many terrible I was
the boss for a long time. Um, you were the boss I worked in fast food. Yeah. Oh yeah, you were a young boss. Yeah, really young. Actually, Um, it's easy to be a bad boss and it's also easy to be a good boss. So I didn't have I had. I had people that didn't like working with buy an enjoyed outside of work, who I just you know, basically just didn't agree with their
management. But I didn't have any terrible, god awful bosses. So what about Wait, what about Eric, I'm a delt I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one, but I'll let you guys take it back over. Terrible. Well, you're gonna have to come up here and talk because you are off the mic. We need you on the mic. Hello, everybody, Hello, in turn, Sam, everybody. Um. My first job was at a restaurant. It was so bad, so bad. Um. It basically was just a nearby in the local town. Um. It kind of
just turned into the main guy. He just would deny every request off I ever would put in, and it would be like six months in advance to a year in advance, no way, And it would be like my sister's wedding was a fun one. He tried telling me now so many times, for like six months straight, I had to be there. I was like six months. I was like, I do have that one weekend. It's only Friday, and Saturday. I can be here on Sunday if you need me. I was sixteen at the time. It was already illegal for me
to be working that much because it was an almost everyday thing. And then COVID hit, and then it turned into he fired everyone in his staff, kept me on because I was the newest person, and he's like, you have to work every single day. If you call out sick with COVID, we're firing you. No, if you request off at any point in the next year, we're firing you. Like Ron said, it's easy to be a good boss. Is that as it easy to be a bad boss?
Ye? Crazy? And then it turned into when I left, I found out that the man had been hiring from my high school and put out the same ad and I got my friend to get the job after and then they got screwed. It was the full cycle where everyone then started. I heard like I made a group chat with all the X people and I was like, no, wait, it doesn't work. He doesn't approve this. This
isn't okay, this is what he does. Don't play into this. And then it would turn into like every time I would have the wedding, I went to my sister's wedding. I looked at him. I was like, so you can fire me now if you'd like, but I'm not coming. I was like, I tried telling you six months. Did you get fired? I did not. I turned into when he decided to fire at the whole staff, he made a group chat. Oh yeah, and then you didn't get He made a group chat of four of us, him, the
manager, a bartender, and me the busser. Sat there and I was like, I just sent texts. I was like, I'm so sorry. I'm good. I don't need good. I don't need this anymore. Good for sixteen, I was sixteen. How long do you worked there? I was there for a year and a half. Oh my god, wild stuff. Thank you. Everybody we have everybody has a bad boss or anything, well most everybody, so for Brian the Golden Boy. I there are lots of bosses I didn't enjoy working with, but they weren't bad bosses, not
yet true. This is what you have to look forward to. Well, maybe boss's bad. I'm looking at right now. Yeah, I'm screw Oh my god. Um okay, now we're gonna play a little game. I don't know, I really want there to be like some jeopardy here like that, the loser has to do something to throw up noises. Okay, oh okay, okay, that means that she's gonna ace this. Okay, I'm
we have tongue twisters. I'm pretty what you're gonna do is you're gonna I'm gonna give you a car, but you're not going to turn it over until it's your turn. Now, some of these you just read, you have to just before. You can't read it and then say it. You have to look at it and read it. Okay. Now some of them say read three times, but I put that in parentheses on the top, so okay, okay, so those read three times fast. Okay, all right, here we go. Let's start with Brian, don't look at that,
and then Eric and then me. Okay, don't look at it. Okay, ready, Okay, you go first, Eric, red buick, yellow buick, red buick, yellow buck, red buick, yellow buick. That's pretty good. That was That was pretty good, Brian, Okay, thin sticks, thick bricks, thin sticks, thick bricks, thin sticks, thick bricks. Well, this is not hard at all. He's flash miss message, flash message, flash message. Your first time, you already butchered that
like you did you. I don't even think you said the right words. I appreciate you. Okay, okay, okay, okay, one point, be back, Eric ahead, connect your phone back. So oh, here we go. We have more. Okay, don't look at it. The same goes for you. Okay, Brian, this time you go first. Um eleven Benellovent Elephants eleven Banellovent Elephants eleven Banellovent Elephants. Yeah, you are good at reading, and I feel like, hey, I feel like you
want a little weird on one of the benevolence. But I'm gonna let I didn't add an extra word in on the first sentence. Everybody said, Okay, do you want to go next? Yeah, I'll go next. Yeah, say three times. See anyways, she sees cheese, she sees cheese, she sees cheese. Besides the first time where you had to restart, the time after that, you still said you didn't say cheese. You said cheese again, she sees cheese. Yeah, but the first time you didn't
say cheese. You said she's again, you said she sees she's not. Well, you can't get me twice on one round. She sees cheese. She sees cheese, she sees cheese. Man truly rural, truly rural, truly rule, no rural, that's hard to say. Truly rule, truly rule, truly rule, rule, role, role, rural, rural rule. But you rule. It's called an accent. Okay, I grew up in East County, not downtown. Here you go, all right, and then Eric and then me, Okay, here we go. I'll go first.
Okay, A skunk sat on a stump and thought the stunk. Boy, you're the only person that's happy able to make it through. And I wrote, A skunk sat on a stump and thought the stump stunk, but the stump thought the skunk stunk. Wow, I even that's okay. Go Brian, uh, pre shrunk silk shirts, pre shrunk silk shirts, pre shrunk silk shirts. Okay, not perfect, but thanks for calling me out on what's perfect and what's not. Okay, go, Oh, lesser leather
never weather a wetter weather better? What again? Lesser No? Just once? I know, but do it again. Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better. There you go. Good. You guys are good readers. Someone's not I know here right now, Eric, you go first. Okay, Fred fed ted bread and ted fred bread. Good boy, good boy, you're eating like a little tenny baby book. Okay, go Brian, Um, I slit the sheet. The sheet is slit, and on this slitted sheet, I said, damn. Not as funny as I thought it was
gonna be. Stupid superstition. Stupid superstition, stupid superstition. That one more round, okay, and then we'll tell you of the losers. We know the I know, I know. Okay, Eric, go six sticky skeletons, sixty skeletons, six sticky Oh boy, down, Yeah, I'll go. You nice, nice night nurses nursing nicely. Nice nice night nurses nursing nicely. Not just one. But I thought i'd do it ice because I'm that good. You aren't that good. He threw three. I'm sorry,
you're hand running through. Okay, you do it again. Okay, he threw three free throws. Okay, go you got four wrong, I got one Byron got wait wait wait, I have three more left exactly. Okay, let's do this. Yeah, maybe you can redeem yourself. Yeah, okay, hold on, Eric, screw it up. Let's do triple or nothing or double or nothing. So if you get it right, it's zero. If you get wrong's we're two negative. Okay, who goes first? Don't you go first? Because you need this ice scream? You scream?
We all scream for ice cream. That one's easy. That's not even fair. Thank god I got it. However, thank god I got it. When I said this is the first time when I was like six years old, I wet my pants. I cried so hard laughing. I thought this was the funniest thing I've ever heard of. Okay, go Eric, you know, oh come on, put it down. Wait I okay, go, I'll give you another chance. You know new York or you need New York? You know you fuck? All right? All right, here we
go one. Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks. Oh come on, okay, we're tied. Well, no, because you're supposed to get two. Is double or nothing? Right? Yeah, we did say double nothing. Now it's three against three? Shit, wow, No, it's four against four. No, you you had one point. You gave yourself two. I already had three, So now we have did I have four points? Yeah? Oh man, oh man, you lost Who saw that coming. Well, do it hurry all right? Well, I'm not enjoying. This is
not fair or funny or nice, Brian, I don't like this. This makes me very upset. Oh man, you're making me feel bad almost. This is my worst fear. It doesn't make me feel sick. It makes me want to cry and die. I hate everything about throw up. I can't listen to it. It makes me scared. There's a video called vomit Noises ten hours. Oh yeah, let's do that one. What you people are sickos if they're into this? Oh my god, well what is what's the hold up? Give me one second? Oh my god. Oh I'm
dying. I'm just dying to hear it. Oh my going. I can't golou no, this is your partition. I can't. I can't, I really can't. I cannot. I'll try it again, nay, I'll try to get anyway for the intern to get in here. Just okay. Oh god, oh god, I can't. I can't even do that. Oh oh god, is the worst part. Oh my god, that is gross. God, I didn't listen to that. That was the grass now, Oh, oh my god, I think that horrible. That gave me a
bad taste time out picture. Look what Eric drew while I'm being tormented a girl farting? Why you pee your pants because I'm peeing out of my butt. I'm peeing out of my butt. Isn't that where you out of my butt? You are you? No? The other holes up there? Well, maybe you have three. I don't know where it is you have three, like I would know. Maybe you have three ure throws, like I would know where that hole is. Oh yeah, true, Okay, I'll give you that. That's okay. At least I got it in the right
general direction. No, you kind of didn't. You kind of didn't. At least you got it down there in the right end. It got it took a turn at the shell station. I don't know where it goes. Who knows if i'd grab you for a couple of seconds there. Anyway, we are done with this podcast episode. Thank you for listening. I'm sorry it ended that way. It's not my fault, it's there. It's Brian's fault. Now, it's your fault for losing sucking at the game. It's
producer Brian's fault. No, it's you tick the very worst throw up sound of the world. Realistic one was bad. Oh my god, I want to know who. I want to know who's recording throw up noises. They're like, I'm a great for YouTube sickos. Oh my god. Anyway, thank you j Wurtzler for your support and you're uh supporting this podcast. We love it, and we love you, and we love you for listening and watching. And I love you. Okay, I love you, Eric,
You're a friend. Whatever. You should put disclaimer in the description about the throw up noises. See, I didn't hear it. Was it that bad? Yes? And then we sho if anyone's as sensitive as you, then yes, it's that bad? All right? Then I will okay, because who has to watch? I watched the whole thing through so I can tell you so I can write it up. Oh crap, I gotta be careful, Yeah you do, Oh my god. Anyway, Yeah, she's gonna say it's a picture of her computer after she didn't type me all love and
she just threw up everywhere. I'm gonna send you pictures of my butt or something, just to get you. Why would I want exactly exactly? Why would you want that? Because they would he would horrify you. I'm like, I'm like, oh no, don't send me more uploading the only fans. Oh my god, no, I all of a sudden you start getting like a whole cash flow. I doubt it. Yeah, and I wouldn't see a penny. She went back, Anyway, you know what, love
your podcast? Oh, he's definitely He'll be like, oh, Laurie, no grosses me out, feet, and I'll sell it to the feet pick people. I want to do that for real. Oh I bet you. Okay, well I would do that. I know it's just feet. Who cares. I know you would. Come on, I've been tortured enough here. I love your podcast. M how we do it? Oh right, m let me just connect some throat noises. No, love your podcast. God, thank God, Love you my sweet sweet babies. Bye. Sorry