Laura Cain After Dark

LCAD 6-2-2020

Erik and His Hilarious Voices

Oh my gosh, this one had us rollling. Erik calls in with his array of funny characters to wish me a happy birthday. Linda and I were crying we were laughing so hard! Erik reams Linda for something she does, Erik's Starbucks meltdown, Linda explains old school sayings. So interesting. We read your emails and more Ex talk. Love your podcast! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support ....

Our First Live Show!!!

Thank you so much for all the birthday wishes!!!! This is our first live Instagram and Facebook podcast! God only knows what we talked about! Love your podcast! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support .

Laura, Linda And Not-Greg

Lots of 90-Day Fiance talk along with other TV shows. We have a special guest, Milo Shapiro, from Improv Ventures" give us a team-building exercise, which leads to lots of laughs and naughtiness and remember those Actor's Studio questions from James Lipton...Erik asks us those! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support ....

Linda Peed Where???

Linda has the craziest story of where she had to pee...when ya gotta go, ya gotta go! I talk about the naked man in my room, what is your non-negotiable in your relationship, did I do the wrong thing? Little People, Big World's Amy Roloff schools Erik. I show Linda and Erik the crazy thing Antonio brought back from Mexico. Our own Kenny Jr. is promoted from 8th grade today. He reads a list of what he's learned from Laura Cain After Dark in 2020. I have a personality quiz for Linda and Erik and G...

You Won't Believe The Text I Got!

Seriously, you will shake you head (smh) when you hear the text I received from someone from my past. It's insane. Antonio's special Mother's Day gift, another issue with another Ex. Erik has a creepy trespassing story. Linda's fun drawing game (Erik drew WHAT on my back?) Celebrity quotes, three favorite things about ourselves (try it, it;s not easy!) and a game of Would You Rather. Don't miss the end when I free style a song. And, Erik farts halfway through. Linda almost pukes, Oh, our Secret ...

Kato Kaelin Sings Our Theme Song!

My jaw hit the floor when Linda plays us a song that Kato Kaelin created just for our podcast. It helps to have someone in the business.!! I have a Kato story to follow up the hilarious song. Omg, it's so funny. We also interview Ladonna, the woman behind the fantastic Fake Bake, self tanning lotion. We take another call from a woman who needs some pretty crazy relationship advice. We delve into the world of trolls once again...Erik is out of control. Haha. We play a fun "color game," why did Li...

Antonio's Ex Did What????

Ok, this is crazy. You won't believe what Antonio's ex-wife gave him the other day. Erik has a few new Netflix shows he's hyped about. Erik also tries to issue another apology to Linda. Linda surprises us with a super special guest. I had a psychic reading, which was pretty right on...kinda freaky actually. Linda busts out another 3 ingredient recipe and Grandpa George brings us home with a very naughty bedtime story. Love your podcast! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.co...

OMG! Another Celeb Interview!

Drum roll, please...on this episode we interview Farrah Abraham, best known for the MTV reality show 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom. She's written a best selling book, she's put out music and she has risen from some pretty bad times over the last ten years. She is inspiring. Along with Farrah, we also interview Ladonna, the founder of Fake Bake, the best self tanner out there. Before the interview, we talk about Antonio's sex accident, Linda's amazing marketing factoids, Erik's sweet shout-out to ...

House Parr-tayy!

Linda has a new game that she busts out this episode, it's called "Name That Commercial." Play along and see if you can get as many right as I did (because I watch a lot of TV.) And, get to know us a little bit better with "10 Questions About Us." We have some pretty revealing answers...Erik is filthy, as usual. Linda has a couple of surprise answers. We also chat about what we've been doing to better ourselves while we stay at home. Small business shoutout, Secret Sound is up to $54 and our Zoo...

Lazy Life, a Lame Apology and Beauty DIYs

Wow what don't we cover in this episode? We start off with 90-Day-Fiance talk, then, Do you tell someone if they have bad breath? Should I see my mom for Mother's Day? Do you believe in love at first sight? Another hot flash? Do we have a mystery pooper in my house? Erik's half-ass apology to Linda, The Lazy Life with Laura, Amazing coincidences And Linda brings it home with awesome DIY beauty hacks. You can reach us anytime at lauracainad@gmail.com . Love your podcast! Become a supporter of thi...

4 Agreements, Sex Facts and Everything in Between

We cover lots of gournd in this spisode. We talk about boob jobs, the Corona Virus and our friend Nina who survived it, the Four Agreements, stuff we memorized as a kid and still remember to this day, Erik's unusual sex facts, Linda's words that sound dirty but aren't, Netflix talk, did I have a hotflash, does Erik have a periodd and shoutouts! Plus, the Secret Sound is up to $51! Contact us at lauracainad@gmail if you want to complain about Erik. hahahaha Become a supporter of this podcast: htt...

Our First Celebrity Interview!!!

Oh wow, this is so exciting. Erika Eleniak from Baywatch fame and Playboy fame calls in the show to talk about the Baywatch documentary, posing for Playboy and her own podcast. She is the coolest. We feel like she's our new best friend. She's already friends with Erik in real life. I give Erik and Linda a great personality quiz that you can take along with them. Plus, Linda answers your beauty questions. Shoutouts and a new Secret Sound. Love your podcast! Become a supporter of this podcast: htt...

Next Level Naughtiness

WARNING...this one gets really naughty about 30 minutes in. Just FYI. We start off with me admitting to Facebook Stalking. I'm not proud of it. Linda has some awesome money management tips from a guy named Dave Ramsay. We have a letter for the sex doctor (this is where things go sideways!) Erik's game...whose house do you want to live in. Linda is back with another 3 ingredient recipe. Does Erik actually fart on the mic? Much to Linda's horror, he succeeds. Small business shoutouts and TikTok ta...

Our "Shelter in Place" Journals

Weekend Recap, Antonio's bratty comment, Shop My Closet, Our Quarantine Journals (mine is kind of naughty, Erik's is full of food and movies and Linda's in jam-packed!) Parent-of-the-Year Awards, Shoutouts, 10 questions for Erik, Hot Potato game and Grandpa George reads from the book of porn. Sorry Kenny Jr. Secret Sound is up to $52! Reach us at lauracainad@gmail.com . Love your podcast! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support ...

A Pep Talk And Lots of Laughs

We give you a burst of positivity during this Corona Virus craziness. Linda gives the best pep talk! My successful "Shop My Closet" instagram sale! Erik busts out some Covid baby names. Then, Linda challenges Erik to use the beauty knowledge she's taught us. He's left to his own devices to do my makeup. It doesn't turn out well at all! Are Erik and I separated at birth? And we dive into some troll talk. Oh, follow us on TikTok! We suck, but it's so fun! Love your podcast! Become a supporter of t...

Podcast For The People!

Corona Check-in..How is your mental health. Linda has some soothing words if your're bumming out. Speaking of Linda, she hit her rock bottom last week. What? Erik has a bag rant, Laura's accent challenge (get ready...it's so bad!!!) a Love Letter to Laura, some big Antonio news, Linda's Beauty 911s and Erik almost flashes our Zoom calll. New secret sound and lots of shoutouts. Oh, we are on Tik Tok now...LauraCainAfterDark. Love your podcast. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.sprea...

Linda To The Rescue

How many of us are freaking out because our roots are out of control? Linda is here to save the day with hair and nail DIY tips. They are awesome. Erik gives us a personal hygiene test. We take guesses at how old the stuff in my cabinet is...Obama was president when some of it expired. Linda saves us again with her 3 ingredient recipes and a game of Would You Rather. We also have our Zoom call tonight. Just go to Zoom.com, click "join a meeting" and then punch in the number 2166189841 Become a s...

Antonio In The Hotseat!!

What exactly did Antonio do to put him on blast big-time. He tries to defend himself...haha. Linda does a good deed but it ends up biting her in the butt. Erik's friend just broke up with him. Wth? How did our first Zoom meeting go? Shoutouts, new secret sound and 2 truths and a lie. Love your podcast! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support ....

Corona Catch-Up and Zoom-time!!

We are doing this again from home...this time at my kitchen table. The sound is a little crappy, but it's worth the listen. We have loads to talk about. What have we been up to this week as far as being inside all day? What are the "must watch" TV shows we recommend. Erik gives us a few lame, but funny quizes. Evan's singing, vocal warm-ups and my free-style singing (horrid.) Linda gives us a really interesting quiz about our "love language" by adding up our birthdays. Shoutouts! And, we end wit...

Unleashing the Beast and More Fav Things

We are all trying to stay positive during this time, working from home, sheltering in place good vibes, please reach out to us at lauracainad@gmail,com if you need a pep talk or something.. A few trolls unleash the beast in Erik and Linda, Linda recaps her son's wedding, Erik's Brain Teasers that I fail miserably. Also, pranks gone wrong, Our Meet and Mingle is going to be on Zoom Thursday night at 7pm. Join us! Look for Linda Zirkus or log in with the #2166189841. We also bust out our three new...

A Positive Spin on the World and Our 3 Fav Things

Erik starts off reading something that author Dean Koontz predicted in one of his books...it's so spooky. I talk about Evan's positive spin on her show being canceled. Linda has a hilarious story about her recent trip on an airplane. Then we go deep. My BFF from high school, Aaron, talks about what's going on in the world right now and how the Corona Virus might actually lead to a bigger, better purpose for all of us. We each tell our three favorite things right now and we talk 90 Day fiance amo...

Corona Virus Talk, Linda's Son's Wedding and Antonio Calls In!!

We talk to my fantastic, awesome Doctor Martin Schulman about the Corona Virus and what we should and shouldn't be doing. Why is Erik mad at me? Linda gives us a citizenship test and we fail miserably. Erik lays two naughty jokes on me...do I laugh or not? And, Linda's son got married this past weekend. Awww. I talk about my weekend with Antonio in San Felipe and the nicest thing he's ever said to me. Plus, he calls in the show! So does the awful (well, I think she's awful) Miss Lee. She's mad a...

Randy's Laugh And...The Game!

If you love Randy's golden laugh, then you are in for a treat! Randy is our guest host for a horrible, but a hilarious game of LCAD Feud. I don't think I've ever heard him laugh so hard. What is up with Erik writing "I have to poop and pee" on our whiteboard...in a Sharpie. Is Linda's friend being scammed? What are my two biggest fears, a serious talk with Antonio and the scariest moments of our lives. It's a hot mess. Secret Sound is up to $73! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.sp...

HACK WARS!!!!

Secret Sound is up to $72! Our next Meet and Mingle is March 26th from 6pm-9pm at The Grub on Carmel Mountain Ranch! Why were Linda and I so mad at Erik for ghosting us...and why does he get so grumpy when he's sick. We talk about my 13-year sober birthday. It was all kinds of amazing. A crazy story about a server at Dave and Busters. And, hack wars! I handle the clothing hacks, Erik has an awesome food hack and Linda brings it home with CRAZY GOOD beauty hacks. We make a giant mess but we have ...

Lazy Life With Laura and Embarrassing Moments

Reviews of Evan's big show. Another crazy weekend in Mexico. I spill some tea in this episode, a shady secret from my past. Is Linda doing another porn wedding? A brand new segment called The Lazy Life With Laura. Our most embarrassing moments (Linda has the best one!) Secret Sound is up to $70 (Linda gives up another clue) and our next Meet and Mingle is on March 26th from 6pm-9pm. And lots more fun... Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4...

From Breadboxes to BJs...This One's a Doozy!

WARNING!!! This spisode is pretty racy toward the end (but a whole lot of fun!) A special guest joins us for some sex talk. Before the naughtiness, we play the Secret Sound, which is up to 69 bucks. Our Meet and Mingle is on March 26th. Save the Date! We talk about Gwenyth Paltrow's no make-up dinner party, a deep thought from Laura, Linda running into a friend while dressed in PJs, why on earth am I messaging the 43-year-old, Mary Hietter makes an appearance, our special sex doctor tries to tea...

The Basic Bitch of Podcasts

This episode is super fun, even though we are all over the place. We talk about: The Secret Sound, which is up to $68 Our next Meet and Mingle is March 26th. Our somewhat crazy weekend where Linda totally spazzed out cleaning her house. And Linda claims that juicing is all that. Is it? Is it ok to borrow friends, or even steal them? Big "Friends" news, Lies and Tricks from your favorite TV shows, Linda's Beauty Hacks Re-Do, where Erik gets tortured again. And, Erik has his own beauty segment...B...

Beauty Hacks, Baby Got Back and 10 Questions for Erik!!!

Linda's awesome, super popular beauty hacks are back! Erik and I both try them, even the booty shorts. We also have 10 questions for Erik so you can get to know him better. He's filthy in this episode, too, but we love him for it! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support .

Insane Book Review and Randy is Back!!!

Author Paul Wilson who wrote the book Bad Karma: A Mexican Surf Trip from Hell comes into talk to us about his fascinating story. He even hung out with El Chapo. You have to hear this interview. The Meet and Mingle is tonight from 6-9 pm at Casa Guadalajara in Old Town. Come by and say "hi!" I present my list of bad last names to the group and Randy is back in the house! He talks about essential oils and Erik makes him laugh with poop euphemisms. Randy's laugh could cure any illness, I swear! We...