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Erik & Laura's Temu Throw Down!

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Who wins the Big Hideous Temu Contest? Erik and Laura reveal their three picks from the website, the most horrible things they could find for each other. You guys get to decide who wins this contest. The loser will have to parade their awful items in public in the next week or so. It's going to be epic.
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www.lauracainafterdark.com to vote. We need your input.
Erik thinks he has this in the bag. Laura thinks he's delusional.

Also, Laura talks about her crazy tarot card reading and the things the woman told her to do to keep people from bothering her. It's insane mostly because Laura did all the things she told her to do. This is a can't-miss episode.

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H m hm. Welcome to Laura Kane after dark. This is gonna be a good one. Oh yeah, baby, this is finally the day of our big Hideous TEAMU contest. Do you want to explain real quick what this is? We're gonna do it in a little bit, but we are so tonight. Ura unfortunately will be losing because I have the three greatest tackiest TEAMU

gifts for her to choose from. Yes, the goal was who can pick the most hideous thing for the other and then who you guys are going to decide who wins, who picked the most hideous thing off the team website, and then whoever loses, We're going to figure out a punishment. I'm wicken dinner. I'm thinking like it has to be public, and it has to be somewhere where you would be like just humiliated. Well, somewhere would you would be just ciliated. So you'll probably have to go to Walmart. Well,

actually, oh my god, yeah you totally would. Oh my god, it would be the people of Walmart nostrum or something. You'll nods, No, you will. I know you have to wear pajama. If it's Laura, you have to wear pajamas. And then you have to wear a shirt that says on the front, I used to be famous back it says, now I used to that. Just don't cream or whatever it is your your vulva cream. Can I tell you a shirt that I made or Antonio

made, which I think might be genius. What we had it made on Amazon and it came the other day and all it says is it's brown and in blue light blue letters. It says I cheated on Laura King. Now here's the brilliance behind this. He wears this. People are gonna be like, who's that Google Boom find our podcast? He's okay with that. Yes, that was his idea? Is that that's advertising. That's the that's smart advertise thing. You are smart? Oh, he's smart, got it?

I know it's pretty funny. Well, we'll have to hire him for our publicity department, I know, right, I know. Anyway, Welcome to the show. I would like to also welcome my friends soon to be your friends. San Diego Crystals and Jewelry absolutely Newport in ob Now everything I am wearing right now is from the store. This medallion, this crystal which is moldovite, and the chain, this little chain which is gold and it has our mother Mary on it, these gold earrings. They have so much variety

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Financial Group are unaffiliated entities. And Eric got probably the biggest compliment ever and it's all because of La Joya Cosmetics. Please till the Oh my god, I got a DM the other day and I have to look and find out who it was. A young lady that watches our show and listens to us said, have you had work done? You look so good? And that

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treatment planner. That's glamfam dot com. Okay, it's host chat time. And before I get roll into my host chat, you're gonna freak out and you're gonna be mad a little bit, but then you're not gonna be mad. I want to give a shout out to Act to in La Mesa. They are re sale shop. This is the top that I'm wearing. It's a very thanks getting ish top. And I think they just moved locations, didn't they Act too. Yeah, I think you might be right. Actually

yeah, I think they changed the well. I was just there, like they may have already moved. They already moved. They've been there a while in La Mesa, in the little town there. It's right next to the dog rumor. Yeah, oh my god. They have the best stuff in there, and it's all you know, it's secondhand, but it's all kind of like designer stuff. Anyway, thank you guys, Acting Le Mesa.

Okay, here's my host chat. Okay, before. So I was having As I told you on Tuesday when I was reading the letter to Matthew Perry, I've kind of been in a tail spin a little bit. I haven't I haven't relapsed or anything, but you know, I mentally I was heading down a bad path. Okay. So the answer for me is to start going back to my program, which I have. But before I realized duh, that's what I was missing in my life, I thought, oh, that tarot card reader from Rosario. I'm going to give her a call.

What a genius idea. That's what I have done, because then I'm going to figure out my future and what's going on in my life and why I'm struggling and what everything blah blah blah blah blah blah. Okay. Her name is Veronica. If you want her information, she's really great. She's very uh. She tells it like it is. She just reads the cards and says what she sees. Okay. And then she gave me some things to do, and you're going to die when I tell you what she told me

to do. And you know what I to me, It's like, what's the harm. I'm not hurting anybody doing any of these things she told me to do. The fact that you have to preface that makes me wonder, I know, because it's really kind of weird. First of all, this isn't the weird part. She said that I'm going through a nine year I have a nine year hardship. And it's true because since twenty seventeen when we were laid off the Jeff and Jerry Show was laid off, it's been hard

for me. And that's almost now nine years that we're coming on that. She says, from birthday to birthday, which is May, things are going to start picking up for me and looking good. Okay, so that's still two years ago. Well, she just I gotta sign on for the show for another two years for it things started going well, well whatever, No, no, she said, from birthday to birthday, things are looking up, and two men, two very important men are going to be mentoring me

and helping me. Oh well, that's that's Brian and I exactly. I did not picture you too. I was picturing guys in suits with like a ton of money. We are underappreciated there. But she goes, I want you to do. I think this is what you should do, and it works. Then it helps. Go to Northgate, one of the Mexican markets, and you can buy candles there. You know how they have those religious candles. You can buy them for very inexpensively at those stores. So those

are the candles over there. She goes, get a green candle because that represents money, and then write on pieces of paper what your intentions are, what you want, put them under the green candle. And I was supposed to do this because we had a moon eclipse on Friday and Saturday. Ah, you forgot No, I did. I did all this stuff and then I got a love candle, which is red, and I got a white candle for the podcast for that's for inspiration and for positivity. And so I

got the three candles and I put little notes under each candle. She probably has affiliate link with the candle shop. Okay. She also said to light sweet smelling incense because that attracts money. I'm like, hey, I'll do anything at this point in sense, big deal. So I did that. Then she said, she goes, have there been people that have been bothering you or that you want them to leave you alone? Eric, Well, here's where it comes into the picture. She goes, do this. You

write their name in red on a piece of paper. You put the paper in a plastic bag, put water in it, and stick them in the freezer. I swear to God this works. So you were in the freezer for like three days. She froze you, damn because we got into that fight. But your you're out of the freezer now. I took you out. I took you out of the freezer. Eric, you know the timing on that I took you out of the freezer. You're not the freezer. I think you're not. You're not. I took you out. No,

I just did. I just you know why I did that? Not because I didn't want him to just right after you did. That's a good point. You are waging uh magic or spiritual war. No what I wanted. I just didn't want to hear it anymore. And I know this is an inside thing. But you know what I'm talking. We've talked about, we've talked to This picture is going to be in my freezer. So there are just a few people in my freezer, just a few, because there's not

really anybody in your freezer. Among the dead animals that are in your freezer. No more there's no animals, so there's two. I can bring you something to put in your freezer. No pets, roadkill, No, I would put pets in my freezer. Oh I know who's in your freezer. Is there something still in your freezer? An animal? No, no, just the names, just the people that I'm freezing, as long as I'm

not there. Then she said this, She goes, if you want not the word doesn't dominate somebody, but if you want to have control or maybe a little bit more power over someone that's uh, that's bothering you or that's that's causing issues for you. She goes, this is gonna sound weird, but it works. Print out their picture and pee on them and then flush them down the toilet. And she said, I peed on four people. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. You guys are not any part of this at all.

You were a little bit in the freezer, just for only I think only a day. Honestly, I wonder which day it was. You know which day it was? It was that day it really was, Brian, that's crazy. I know, the implication disturbing. Don't be mad now, I'm mad all over yet I know I should be mad now, I would be mad now he's out of the freezer. It's too late. The damage

has been done in that freezer yet. But she said, then if you want to take it to a whole nother level, which I haven't done and I won't do, she said, if somebody has been shitty, team m hm, and you just want to like a picture of them, No, you just wipe your butt with the picture paper cut. I didn't do that. I'm not I'm not going to that one. Yeah. I did all the other things, and so far, so far the freezer has worked. Yeah, it did all too well. And with the other two people,

so far it's worked. And bothering you, no, bother No. The people I've feed on, I haven't. Let me preface this. If you're just tuning in, Laura is not peeing on people like I can't believe. I'm really like, she's not like Laura Kane Golden Shower mistress, and like I'm not a woman or a witch or anything. I'm just like, look, what's the harm. I'm not hurting anybody. This is not to cause harm to them. It's no, it's not. It's just to be more

to them. It felt great probably had three individuals or was it four? Oh, it was three individuals and a company, So you're just what company. I can't say was it. I'm not going to say. So, you're just openly practicing witchcraft. No, I'm not. I am not because I I'm not wishing ill. I'm not like sticking pins and a voodoo doll.

I'm not doing any of that. What's the harm in like lighting candles, putting intentions out there and trying to have people leave you alone, and putting people in the freezer and pisting on them and maybe using the miss toilet paper sounds sounds like some sort of a crazy sexy kink thing. The peeing thing was a little I want a little This is going to turn into a kink for her? It is. No, I don't be on me.

No, you've heard of angry sex. Get ready for angry people. I will never do that to you because I don't want to have control of reason. I don't. I would not or you. This is well, that's really the reason. I'll tell you after the podcast, all right, so then you'll understand I'm not worried by the way if you were to pee or ship or put me in the freezer. I know you. You wouldn't give two ships. You wouldn't care. You literally wouldn't, but I wouldn't.

You don't. You don't pose any harm or threat or I don't. I'm not bothered by you in any way, shape or form, So why would I do that? Let's change that? Then the show. Other people are oh my god, as evidenced by some dms recently. But what No, I sent them to you. Oh yeah, you need to tell me about this after the show. No, you, I sent them to you too.

They were like a couple weeks ago the dance. Oh and I'm also supposed to shower with coconut water because that's supposed to that's just good for you. And she said that also the sweetness attracts money. Oh what's the harm? Why not? Right now she'll be spending like forty dollars a year on coconut water because they come in those little teeny tiny things. No, anyway, she is charges I think two dollars a minute, and I did like fifteen minutes and I got a lot out of it. So anyway, if

you want her information, just DM me. And that's why I was shut and I'm not a witch, and I just had to tell you guys that, and I apologize for putting you in the freezer that day. I was very cold that day. I know you didn't come to the Haunta trail with us. Brian's right. That was my fault. That was my fault because you frozen. You couldn't. You couldn't physically get there, couldn't. I was completely immobile. All right. Anyway, No, I'm uncomfortable. What's

your host chat? Well, Laura Kane, your lucky day. Oh, I'm gonna do a little episode of make Laura laugh. Oh got flat line? I have? You know, I have ones I could throw on here if yours don't work. This one I've never heard before, and it's awesome. When are you guys going to realize that this doesn't work for me? Anyways? Anyway? Okay, Laura Kane look me in the eyes. Okay, what do you call a guy who doesn't fart in public? Polite? Private tutor? That is? Yeah, that didn't do it for me,

private tutor that it's too simple. Yes, it's simplistic and dad jokey even to the lowest level. Guess who's getting frozen when I get home? Is it the only one you had? Okay, I've got one, then go for it. Okay, what do anyways? What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Christmas? Their balls are just for decoration. We got it, We got it. That was good. It was a bravo. I've got one more too. Oh please, I just heard this one, Laura, Okay, right now, well earlier today, and the

man was tight roping across two very tall skyscrapers in New York. At the same time, exactly the same time, across the world, a man was getting uh some some pleasure we'll just say, a blowjob from a seventy six year old woman. And for one moment in the entire history of the universe, they had the same exact thought at the same exact time. You know what that thought was. I don't even know. Oh God, don't look down. Come on, come on, come on. Wow, pretty good

one. Okay, I do have one more. Holy Cow, Brian, you're gonna love this one. Torture. So three blind nuns go into a liquor store. As they're walking in, a streaker comes out and he's so shocked to see the three nuns that he holds up his hands, and the first nun walks up to him and puts a corner in his mouth, pulls his dick and he drops something. Second nun does it, third nun does it. They he runs off. They go around the corner and they sit on a bench and the first nun says, I got gum? What did

you get? And the second nun says, I got a pack of cigarettes? What did you get? And the third nun says, hand cream. Oh god, it's truly good. I knew I knew where that was going. I mean, come on, from like five miles away. Ki't deny. You laughed at both of my the first one especially. I will give you one, only the half because you were about to laugh and then you cinched it and then you stopped. But I was, I was getting it. Oh my goodness, you did get You got me, got me one

time. It's very rare, but you got me. Okay, I am the biz a props. Well, we have a big contest. But Brian has something before the big contest, which is it'll be fast. Okay. Three recommendations. Two of them are movies I saw this week. One was I finally got around to watching Talk to me. Oh, it is a good Yeah, it's great. It's fantastic. It's not as scary as you might expect. Not to say it's not a horror movie, but it's not

the hand. Yeah, it is good though, story is good. It's actually one of the few movies, and I feel like in a while horror movies that actually had a sad ending. Is it? I watched it on it was on Prime, it wasn't it wasn't free though I'd pay like five bucks for it. But it is good, it is worth watching. And then this weekend, no day was it? Yeah, Saturday, I went and saw five nights of Freddy's in the theaters. Oh, no, it's pretty good. Is that a Freddy Krueger thing? No, it's based on

a video game. Yeah, it's basically it was PG thirteen. Yeah, it definitely what video game it's called. You've never would have heard of it. It was like a cultural phenomenon when I was fourteen or something. Oh, but it's become a massive franchise. It's good though it's it could definitely be a little more scary and there could be a little more horror, but there's a ton of story and lore that they are trying to fit into it, but it is good. I would recommend it. It's on Peacock too,

so you have Peacock you can watch it free. But I saw on theaters and it's good. It's worth the watch. Even if it's not your thing, it's worth the watch. Okay. Josh Hutchinson's in it. He hasn't been anything for a while, so it's fun to see him act again. Also, Matthew Lillard is his name, Matthew I like, yeah, he was Scooby Do Scream and Scooby Doo. Yeah, he's in it. He's fantastic. He's not in very much of it, but his limited screen

time is fantastic. So how do you recommend? Also, it's just it's one of Blumhouses more technically really impressive movies that they've pulled off. Anyways, last thing I have is a book called House of Leaves. I just started reading it, and it's an experimental horror novel. It's like seven hundred pages, but most of the is actually because it experiments with the formatting, so some words only have like one or some page only had like one word on

it. Anyways, it's about this, It's about a document it's about a academic paper about a documentary that doesn't exist, about this house that constantly changes. The interior changes while the outside always you know, stays the same, and the house, the house inside is bigger than it is outside. Anyways, it's a wild to read, but super good. I would recommend checking out. You're looking for a good read before you go to bed? Do

you read? I have to be careful because reading, surprisingly one of those things will keep me up till like three am. Oh really it does. The Oh yeah I will. I can. If I find a good book, I can read till very late. Me too. Oh wow, this is a good book. So okay, recommend it? All right, Well, thank you, excellent, thank you, Brian. Of course, Well are you ready lose? First of all, we should show what we got each other that was decent. Yes, okay, So Laura got me this

don't be a salty bridge. That was probably before she put me in the freezer. It was way before our fight. And then Eric got me these, which have the Louis Bitton little like a little not logo but matter medallion. God think o they're fake? No, those are real. I actually got this for her at the Levitans I hope are hideous. Hey, I'm sorry, I look I look freaking famous in these. No, don't, okay, Eric? And ironically, do you think those look good? I

do? Now I have a wide nose bridge, So sometimes sunglasses ride high? Are did these ride too high? They're just too They're supposed to be big. That's the point. A little bitter. It's still not good, though. I think I think they look terrible. But that's all right. I think they look great on you. Thank you, You're welcome, you're not what do you like a little round? Oh? I wear wayfinders? Wayfinders? Are those? Are those ray bands? Yeah? Okay, yeah,

those are fine? What ladies first? Would you like to go? All? Right? Now, how are we gonna do this? Are we gonna like we we'll reveal one one one one one? Okay, you want me to go first? Then? Now go first? Okay, I need a piece of paper, So come on, freezer girl. Let that go where you can be freezer girl and Eric will be frozen boy. Yeah, exactly, we're gonna be frozen. Part three. What I have a red pen with your name. That's tiny, I'll piss on it. Are you?

Oh my god? You have to close my eyes. Okay, I'm gonna be I'm just gonna like overreact, just so you get a little freaked out. She did not. Oh no she didn't. Oh no, that is hideous. Oh no she didn't. Okay, okay, Now I know you love to take care of your teeth. Oh no, I know you love dogs. Mm hmmm. So this is your new toothpaste because I almost got this for her. This is how the toothpaste comes out. This is

how you're gonna put toothpaste on your that's pretty good toothbrush. Okay, there you go, well dog, but anyway, I needed to I needed to show how hideous it actually is. So that's yours, and you even get to keep the cheese paste you walk up. Okay, okay, so that's your first hideous stupid thing, Laura Kane. I would like you to hold out your hand. Oh my god's that spider? Stop it? Tell me when to open my eyes. Open your eyes. Okay. They're ear rings.

They're they are a rose gold, I see that all I release. They're small. M h well, you know you have dainty little ears. Okay, let me let me put them on my hand. Yes, how't you to get a close. They're little tiny sperms. That's gross. That's cute. They're actually kind of cute. Actually wear the Yeah, that's what I'm about. I'm not embarrassed by these. So this is just our first volley. Is our first volley. Okay, So thank you for the sperm

earrings, and you're welcome for the dog but yes, thank you. Now my second hideous thing for Eric, which he will have to parade around in hopefully I know, sweatshirt. I just got you one and you're wearing it. You love it? Yes, Well, here's your new one. Hold it up. You're gonna wear that? And is it the right way? God? Absolutely hideous? Isn't that so precious? Two dolphins kissing under the moonlight? Yeah, it's very, very really okay, so that will be

going on your body with two? Doesn't it small? Terrible? I don't know out of Oh my god, but isn't that precious? Oh? There were so many clothes I wanted to get you, Laura Kane. Oh no, my last Okay, as as I won't have to wear this in public? Do I have to close my eyes? Okay? Do I have to put my hand out? Yes? You do? I hope you wear this to it the fancy it. I'll take you to a very fancy dinner, okay, and I expect that you would wear this. It's another piece of

jewelry. It looks like it's silver. Yes, I know how you like your jewelry. Okay, and it is. It's got wait toilet paper roll. It's toilet paper roll. That's kind of cute actually in a weird six way. She's liking everything you're pulling. I know this is bad, but guess what, Eric my third volley. You're done, dude. You haven't seen mine. Come on, you guys talk a lot. She hasn't seen mine. You need to close your eyes. Hit me. You need to

close your eyes. And I'm wondering if you know. I'll just place it in front of you. Okay. You sometimes carry a man bag. H okay, Well I have a new man bag for you, and it's it's hands free. Oh no, there you go. There's your new fanny pack. It's got hair on it and everything. You're going to carry, all your your phone in here. You're all your freshous, your money. Let your shirt sit on top of it. Yeah, yeah, there you go, put it on, make it. Yeah, there's the belly button in

the hair. I had to get the one with the hair. Oh my god, yes, oh this is amazing. That is the worst thing I've ever seen. It so disgusting. It is disgusting. Look at the belly button. It's like black, so griss it's probably got lint in it. It does look like it has lint in it. So anyway, I think I won. But there's one more thing. Hold out your hands. Oh god, I cannot wait to see you wear this in public. Now, mind you, Since everything I got you is to wear, I'm hoping that

you wear all three at the same time. No, that's you, that's the that is the plant. Yes, oh it's bigger then, yes, open your eyes. Okay, these look like socks. Perhaps, well, I know how you like your your tights. Oh they're maybe tights. Okay, I can't even tell what the pattern is, but they're okay, they're saw long sock. Oh, I like long sock chicken. See, Oh my god, you are gonna look so sexy. Look at that. Look at that. Oh my god, these these are horrid. I love them

though. That is hysterical. Okay, oh my god. So now, Brian, in your opinion, in your opinion, and don't be fair, don't be be fair. I don't know. The fanny peck's good. The jacket, the jacket's cringey, but it's not like that embarrassing, Like if I saw that in public, I go loser. But whatever. The fanny pack is something like a dad would wear. Who thinks it's funny. Chicken legs though, I don't know. I wouldn't see that anywhere else, maybe

except Halloween. I don't know. I'm gonna have to abstain from this, okay, because I don't think any of your guys where things are truly horrendous. Oh, we might just have to have a part too, Yeah, we will, because you know why Christmas is coming. We'll do it again Christmas time. Oh, Christmas is coming. These were good though, there because I kept finding things after the fact. And I'm sure you did. Oh I did too. I've already got in my cart me too. Oh

for you, Oh I have one for you? Was good though. And chicken legs okay, So what we're gonna do is we're gonna put a pole is up on the website Laura Kane after dark dot com. And so I think we should do is when the show's over, we'll take a picture of the three items like I either, and then the three items you got me? Maybe what we should do. Yeah, we'll do that, okay, and then you guys vote, and then after the next week we'll see who you guys think wins, and then we will wear them in public. I

think we should his head up to Vaughan's and walk around the store. I think so too. I think I think maybe I'll take Laura's shopping with me and Fashion Valley, Oh, Fashion Valley. Oh, no, oh my god, on a Saturday. Yes, I'm down. You're doing the same thing. If you lose, You're going to Armani Exchange. You're going into you guys have going to Louis Vuitton store too. Oh for that, Fanny pet Oh, yeah, you are going. You're gonna You're gonna go into

the Louis Vuitton store and pretend like you're a true customer. Why do you say that You're going to go? Well, no, you're gonna ask questions like I'm a fake customer. No, I'll hold on, let me get my wallet out of my exactly. You're gonna do that, okay, oh my god, all right, trust me anyway, I'm sorry, but that sweatshirt is the most hideous thing I've ever seen. It's just cringey. I

know it stinks for that it smells suck so chemically, I know. I just I had to pack it so it made it, you know, look better. We will end on a few Well, what time is it? Do we need to end this part? Do we need to end right now? We don't need to end, but we can go a couple of minutes. How about I found some you know, I know you guys love playing the question game and I love playing the question game too, And I found something. Oh that's not for you, it's for Antonio. He collects these

like poker chips. Oops, he was missing one. I didn't know where it was. Thank you, You're welcome. Okay, I will read the questions, then we go around the room. Let's do three of them. Okay, where is the strange well, where is the strangest place you've ever put your finger? Give it a little thought up my own butt. I'm just kidding. Have you ever done that? No? Well, I wouldn't judge you if you did. I mean, I've cleaned up there, but I haven't like gone and like you know, like, really, I haven't

put anything the threshold threshold right right, Well, it's not strange. You remember those you know, those finger things that you put your traps. I was trapped in one of those for a very long time and it scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. My god, I don't want to ask Eric, Eric, do we need to know? I want to know where where's the weirdest thing I've put my finger? Huh? Probably in my nose? Noah, No, I don't even want to know the

truth. Oh I put my finger up of somebody else's nose and picked a booger one time. Yeah, I I haven't really put Oh well, yeah, I have exactly what always makes you irrationally angry? Oh I have one? I have one. I have several. I'm I'm sure you do. And when I was pregnant with Evan, I was. It was completely irrational. But I hated pedestrians. I don't know, like I couldn't deal like they would. Just was infuriated by pedestrians, car, loser stuff, walking,

I don't I mean. And now what infuriates me are these bicyclists who claim the whole entire street there's a lane for you, don't right in front of me. That's irrational. What about you people that talk on their cell phones too loud? That's not really that irrational. Its like you are an the fender of this. No, no, very quietly on my phone. I do not. Let me tell you something. I was talking to him

for three hours last night. Uh huh. He had, he ordered, he went, he went through the whole grocery store, went through the check out. Everything on the phone with me, I believe it. And then I got home and put away all his groceries, put away by grasses, and made dinner and was still talking to you. Oh my god, what about you? What makes you irrationally angry? Uh? I gotta wipe the toothpaste off my fingers. I know, like gross incompetence. It's gonna sound

bad, but it's like stupid people. No, but not just like, oh, you're so stupid. It's people who are like you. Sometimes you wonder it's like how have you existed so far? Like how have you made it this far? Like how do you pay your bills? Like how do you function? Yeah? I can relate to that one of those things. How Eric, Well, let me see where do you go? Oh god, there's so many good ones. But what is something you enjoy but most

people don't? Wine? Is gross? Something I enjoy but most people don't. Cleaning? Oh you do love it? Oh I love cleaning? Oh my god, Yes, I really like the smell of cigarette smoke. Oh my god, that's weird. You are a freek I know, I know it's wrong and tear. I can't help it. What's something you enjoy that most people don't? I don't know, huffing gasoline? Maybe I'm just kidding. I don't know, though. Is there like a food that you like

that most people don't like? Or the weirdest food I like that? I know it's controversial. I like blue cheese, But that's love. That's not that weird. That isn't that weird. I mean that's like, you know, I don't know something I like, something you enjoy that most people don't like. Oh, candy corn. I like candy corn. Now I don't love candy corn, and I can only have a couple pieces at a time before it gets too much. But I do enjoy candy corn. Do you

eat them in thirds? Like little top piece, than the orange piece, than the yellow piece or do you eat the whole thing at once? When I eat candy corn, I know, but I eat the white little white piece first, and then I eat the orange part and then I eat yellow hearty. No, I just eat them all like whole. No, I don't do. I am weird. And you know what I'm addicted to right now? You know how I get addicted to foods and I have to have it every day, Like my gummy beer thing, which is done. And

guess who needs a root canal? Now me because of the gummy bear shocker. I know, I'm it's you know what I'm doing the day before Thanksgiving? What? Getting a colonoscopy? Oh my god, are you kidding me? A turkey's gonna fly out of you? Oh my god? Have you ever had? Yes? And I woke up halfway through me too. I woke up halfway through Scared Ship the Differences. Eric woke up. He's like, oh this is nice, and I'm like, I thought I thought I was going home in a tunnel. Oh my god, And then I just

realized I was looking at my own butthole. I said. I was like, I'm awake, I'm awake, And then like, give her some Benda droll. I'm like, Benda drill. What are you knock me out? Anyway? So don't throw these away? Oh no, no, no, what was I going to say? What was what? Do you love me? No? I don't know. Oh my god. Okay, so you're not going to put me in the freezer again, Mommy, I promise. And I had to complain to you. I had to complain. I'm glad

you did. Okay, I know you're mad at me. All right, Well, I think you should put I think for science, you should put her name in the freezer, just to see if like all similar reactions. But you need me right now. I think we can spare you for a there two. I can put you in for a day. Yeah, I just want to see if something knocks you off the board for you know that day. What do I have to do? Write your name in read on a white piece of paper, put it in a ziploc bag, fill it

with water, and put it in the freezer. That takes a lot of time. It does put you in. Feer you're going to put some people in. I'll put you in the phone. I know who I'm putting in the phone. I know. I'm excited I'll put both you in the freezer and we'll see if we come back next month. No, do not jeopardize this phone show next. All that white candle is all good things about this

podcast. When you think is stronger your candle are my ice bags? Because you have a tinge of evil in you, I think you're a tinge of darkness. We're looking for is a tinge of a joker card, a wild card. You can joker because it's a mess right now. I think I got it. The Dollar Tree, it's probably not the best tooth based in the world. It's coldgate. Well, you know what, The doll Tree has some good stuff sometimes. Yes, I'm gonna put my sunglasses on.

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hot she put baby in the freezer cold second. Well, if you're both of you right now, so I'll let you know, don't do that to us. Well, what did you do here? What's happened? Oh my god? She already lost the necklace. No I didn't, it's over there. Don't worry. I don't lose Suprise, you are wearing it all. Relax, you go. I love you, my sweet babies. Bye bye

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