Hi, Heather, Hi Heather. Oh hey wow, what is that? Oh my god? Seat listen, listen, listen. I was going to do a professional introduction tonight, so I'm going to do that. That wasn't a good start, but here we go, Here we go. Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark, the podcast that's been going on twice a week for almost five years. I'm Laura Kane. I used to be on with a show called Jeff and Jerer for many years. You were, Yes, I'm just reintroducing myself to Hall of Fame. We are in the Radio Hall of
Fame in Chicago. Our picture. Hey, thank you, oh thank you, thank you very much. Oh thank you. And now I do traffic reports and sometimes acting gig if I get them, which I've received zero so far, and I'm on Star ninety four one, which I will I'm going to be on tomorrow, Tuesday, and I'll tell you about that in a minute. Okay, okay, this is Eric Rimmer, former or like on Hiatus celebrity stylists. Yes, okay, worked in Hollywood for many years and
which is amazing and I think that you should start doing that again. Thank you. Brad Pitt never wore this hat. No, but you know I would like that hat probably Reeves. Oh yes, mister Reeves. I was thinking Elton John And that voice you hear over there is our twenty three year old producer. Because it's just it just is. Because I could have given birth to you. You forgot to say in addition to celebrity stilets, you forgot to say several things. Oh my bff of seventeen years, Yes,
eighteen eighteen years. That's right, okay, almost as old as I am. I know, I okay, whoa mind blown? What I am? Excellent talent? Oh yeah, he's the talent of the show. You want to be sex symbol and a royal pain in your ass at times bingo bing bing bing. And then producer Brian, Thank you Brian for putting up with this show and producing it so well. Okay, first of all, before I get to anything else and he teases any anything breaking news, please play
the breaking news sound effect. I've been notified that we have a visitor who has come to present Eric, which something profound real quick because he has very little time. I was just informed of this and apparently it's very very important. Welcome pickle dude to the show hello. It looks like, oh, hi, pickle dude, nice to wave whatever. Oh here, let's show your body. There we go. There's pickle dude. For the people that
are on Instagram Live. I'd ask pickle dude if I could push in a stool, but that sounds that's its gross And pickle edude doesn't speak, and he's running out of time. He's running time he has So what's in your hand? What's in your hand? It looks like you're going to have to read that, Eric, Oh to read it? Yes, panty host Okay, okay, what does it say? This is from Buenos Noches. I am pickled dude. I have come from a land far away to present Eric
Grimmer with something very powerful, a necessity. You have said five words repeatedly over the last few years. I took it upon myself to make your metaphor a reality. This will speak louder than words. This will help you make an important point. Use it in the next time a business does you're wrong. Use it in the next time someone does you dirty. Use it with the utmost fervor. Eric, I present you this a bag of dicks. Now, when you say eat a bag of dicks, you mean it.
It's a literal a are you kidding me? Probably the greatest gift I've ever received. That is is amazing And they all have little faces on different colors. I love it. I wait, there's something at the bottom. Asta loego, No, he says. Now when you see say eat a bag get dicks, you mean it. I really like this one, pickle, Dude, this is a very powerful tool for Eric. It is I I uh, this is this is I feel so you could have taken that with you to your many trips to what was Jerome? Yes, that's the one.
I might just take one of these in there and leave it on one of the couches. What's a old bag? How many times have you said eat a bag of dicks? So many Jeromes? A million times? I know a lot of other things businesses. That bag will last them like all week. I know, mister pickle, I might eat another bag. Oh okay, thank you amazing, very very very profound. Look there's a pink one like a little balls that's probably closer to what you look like. Right,
this colors closest to you? You right, you got a little kink one? Or is this one closest to you with the bag of dicks. Right, Oh, come on, that's fun, all right, this is hilarious. Okay, So you're asking me to put down a bag of props, Yes, put down a bag of props. Please dick away. We have a segment we haven't done in a while which I am terrified. Oh called I eat this, not that, not wait for this where Eric blind folds me and feeds me, sometimes regular stuff, sometimes not regular stuff.
But it's always scary and I always hate it. What was the worst thing you've ever put in your mouth? You know, I don't want to gross you were out right off the bat, But the grossest thing I've ever put in my mouth fully in my mouth and swallowed a few Eric's hey down there? Oh not for hair from his head? Ooh that sounds awful. Not hair from his head, arm hair, not air from his chest, armpit hair, not armpit hair. No, South, we're talking pubes Jesus.
They were clean, They felt like feathers. There's no such things. They were there, nic showered, Yeah, there's as clean as can be, but there's no true clean down there. You're not going to do something that wretched, are you? I'm pleading? Oh my gosh, going ass crack this time. Oh and we have to talk about some things in the Double Dean News, very important things, very important. I wanted to give a shout out to somebody real quick who came in the blink of an eye today
when I needed him, because I've been running on fumes. Last night. I worked from four to about ten thirty PM, got home, had to do a bunch of stuff, one to bet at like twelve thirty, had to wake up at three thirty because I had to go back to work at five. So I was feeling not like sick, but just gross. And I'm like, you know what, you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to be like the people in Hollywood. I'm going to be fancy.
I'm going to call one of those mobile hydration iv places, oh boy, and I'm going to get someone to come to my house and give me some fluids because I think that's what I need. And vitamins. Okay, you said you had somebody come to your house and give you some fluids. Was this like a tender date? No, not that kind of fluid. Oh okay, this is creative IVY, create IVY Hydration. He has an office right near to Lee's a marina near that lamp store. He also will
do it. He'll come to your house and you can go on his website. You can call him at eight five eight. Oh gosh, I just totally When I printed out his number, the last two numbers went on. All right. He is awesome. His name is Evan Lucy. He is he's an I see you nurse, but he does this, so he's like
totally qualified. Let me tell you. I was sitting there and immediately I started feeling like better and better, and the vitamins and the zinc and the vitamin C and something else he put in there and something else he put in there, and it just was like something else. Well it's called blue thiomon, does that make sense? I can't remember the word, but it's like a really good one. It's it was felt a god, but it lasted like I don't know already half hour eight five eight three five eight six six
eight nine. Okay, And we'll put it on our website too, because he really deserves a shout out. And I think, what do you think about us getting an IVY while we're doing the show? No, now, why I hate needles. I'll pass out. No you won't, Yes, I will. Okay, what if we get the needle in you? Let me just tell you, you're gonna feel so good, like really good. How about we put it? How will we put it to the test? If he doesn't have some knu reads update by next week, he's getting the
needle. You're getting the needle. You know we'll talk about this. I know you will do. I want us all to do it while we're doing the show, and you can see it's like perking up and getting It's just it's such a cool feeling. So I feel like I felt like a brand new person after this. I'm already perky. Oh my god, stop it all right? Before we get it into I think we should do the double DS first because we have a couple of really important things to talk about.
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after Dark sent you. We love everything about La Joya Cosmetic Surgery Center. Go to dot com. Did you want to talk about your website for before we get in to eat this? Not that, Yes, I'd like to talk about that before you throw up. I don't throw up. I just I you know me, I'm not an I do not just might this time. Yeah, but you're pretty susceptible to it though. Yeah, if I make throw up noises, you will throw up. No, that's not the
case. I will run. My palms get sweaty, I get nervous, I get super anxious that it's a phobia, Like it doesn't make me want to puke, it makes me want to like you know what I wish I had. I wish I had brought a bunch of things with like tight circles and then oh the trip phobia. Yeah, what does make you throw up up? Actually? Tuna, I hate you. I brought the case of tuna with me today in my bag all day, like a tuna mel e. God, I'd rather die. You may want to is there if there's
any fish related items in eat this? Not that I may what French kissue after eating said fish. I don't like. I don't like being blindfolded and folded and being fish. I like halibit and that's about it. Ragon and that's about it. Super but like tuna salad? No no, no, no, okay, So what about your website before we get to eat this? So I'm launching my website on I just launched it on Instagram. Okay, I don't have the pricing on yet there yet, but it's my photography,
so all the photographs aren't up yet. I'm still in the process of editing them, okay, and then I'm going to have a store on Etsy. Who I want to know who is creating all this for you? Somebody else? Not you? No, I'm doing it. You're doing the website. You're making the website. Well, no, I haven't made the website yet. I'm doing it strictly on Instagram and Etsy. Right, Oh, okay, job he does, because there's no friggin' way he would ever be
able to complete a website. Portfolio websites are easy, though, Yeah. Yeah, but it's it's called Larkin Earl So it's l A r k I n earl e A r l E and it's on Instagram right now. Seeking take a look at that. And what kind of pictures do you create? I do nature, animals and floral and structure, And what makes your photos different from somebody else's because I have a good eye and you edit them.
Really they are really beautiful, thanks studying colors and really cool. I don't know what you do or how I mean you're a are really great and thank you so good luck. Let us know when you know everything is ready to go and the pricing's ready, I will, but you can promote it. You can look at the photographs. Now, if you have any questions, you can d M me and I will give you. Does it have its
own Instagram page? Okay, and it's Larkin and Earl Larkin, Earl Larkin Earl follow now yay, yay, yay, I'll put it on my social media. Okay, now, let's just do this. Let's get it over with. Oh, where's you're blindfol Uh? I don't have one shit, I'll just use that towel right there. Oh boy, do you know what that towl has been used for? No? Do you? Oh? Here, I saw a pickle rick through something to it I have Oh no, I'll just use it. I don't even care if he was polishing off one
of the dicks. Oh god, I won't say if it was in the bag or not. You know that towel could have been used for many, many things. Okay, all right, fine, this is fine, this is fine. Just hook it below your nose, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, I can't see a thing, perfect all right, this is amazing. Now I'm going to take my headphones off so I have a little more free range. Okay, do you have enough room on the
table? And you might want to move the Instagram live if you guys are watching live you I don't know because I have no control and it's making me feel out of control because I'm in control freak lately. Well is that a live rat lately? No? My god? Oh I what I know what You're going to make me eat? I'm going to be really mad about it. It is a whole ass salmon. What is it? Tell me? I told him the other night, or he told me he wants to make
me dinner one of these nights. Yeah, we'll see when that will happen. And I said, you know what. I was being super bossy and probably very rude, but I just said, you know what, please don't make Lamb. I don't want to eat what waa? So picky? I just don't wanna Lamb is delicious, she's such a big but I don't want them. I was like, do you want to try out a new tie recipe? That could be cool? Do you know how to make fun that'd be fun? Yuck? So anyway if you're feeding me, lamb, I
am not having it. Open your mouth. Wait, okay, wait, wait wait the premise is what of this game? Eat this? Not that you have mystery? How many things am I going to be tasty? Five? Are they all? Okay? Wait, let me ask you? Wait wait wait? Yes? Are they all really bad things? Or are is one of them? Like something normal? Well? They're all normal. Let's just get it over with. Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, I gotta wait to go. Okaykay, I'm gonna move your
microphone just a little bit, all righty, open your mouth? Oh my god, you think was gonna happen next? Mm hmm. It's so kind of fruit? This is a this is a lemon, it's a fruit. It's a isn't a line of fruit? No, it's a citrus. That's not a smart response. I don't know. Definitely fruit. Fruits and citruses are the same thing, aren't they? Oh God, that was a shocker right off the bat. But okay, okay, okay, okay, Oh it's only gonna get worse from here. Gay, Ready, open your mouth.
What did you just stick your finger in there just to be a jerk? Where God wears that finger bind. God only knows. I know it's been in the dog treat bag. No commentary. I I'm too scared. Man. This is really bad and not that bad. Okay, ready, yes, okay, open your mouth wide. Oh holy hell, I really don't want to do this. Okay, hmmm, God forbid, what the hell is this? My mouth is on fire and it's like mealy. It's mealy and my mouth is on fire. Oh is this horse radish? Yeah,
but I think it's expired. That's why it's in like weird pieces in my mouth. I'm really really really hot. Oh okay, Oh my god. Oh this should be a treat This next one of rotten eggs and sulfur. My god, open mouth. Ah okay, it was pesto, Come on, that was good. I was gonna say it. It tastes a little bit like spaghetti sauce that has a lot of parmesan cheese on it. But great, that's past. My palate is like trash. Sorry, it's not gummy beer flavored pesta, know exactly. Oh my god, Oh I
need something. Oh is this the last one? Oh my god, I don't like the sound of the jar. Are you ready? Oh? Oh, Brian, Oh shoot, oh no, please make it the smallest amount. Okay it is actually no, that's cheating what you did. That's a whole opinion. That's good. Oh my god, I know it's all over my face. Oh god, is this the worst one? This is the woo and I saved the best for last free cane? Brian, do you see what it is? It's a it's fried lamb covered in lam sauce.
No, actually, do you really? Do you know what it is? Stuffed inside a halibu? Please give me this motty here comes to Choochoo train. One. You might have diarrhea. One, two, three, Oh my god. It tastes like a combination of gasoline hot sauce, like something lick witty that I can't get, like front down my throat all the way. What was that? It was a mango hot sauce. Oh that sounds good. He gave you good food. I don't know why. Oh he
didn't because I can't handle anything hot. I thought for sure I was going to get another dog treat of some sword. Oh wait a minute, hold on, there's one more thing. Why did I open my big mouth? I don't want to hear we did do the Ghost Pepper challenge and you're out here getting I will fully admit I am a complete wiss when it comes to hot things. I can't do anything. You admitting it doesn't make me feel better about it. Well, it just well, I'm not like denying it
or saying that it's cool or anything. It's not. I wish i'd like to really spicy. Saying that just makes it gonna be harder for you when we force you to eat spicy food. I'm not gonna do that. I am technically the boss, right whatever, Okay, ready, am I I'm going to regret this? What do you mean? It's it's the last thing? Ready? Open mouth? Oh god? Ready? One? Two three, there's like kind of like a big bunch of nothing. What let me tell you, cardboard. You didn't wonder I was his dog treats? Which
one is it? Oh god? What flavors? It probably has like liver and it's some crazy that is gross? Oh no, What am I gonna do with I'm not gonna spit it out. Come ready here? Oh god, I'm gonna smaller. Oh god, I don't want to about this. Hold on, did you swall I did? Oh? Gross? Oh my god, well Eric, look my eyes are like watering. See I cannot any kind of salsa, any kind of thing. You did it. I know, but I'm just saying, like the aftermath is bad. Like I
start crying, I starts wedding. I thought you love Mexican food. I do, but I just don't put like I put the most mild salsa like Pico though, like yes, I like Pica. You had like trelula pretty mild, like I can only put like one dot. We're gonna fix that. Oh yeah, I want to. But like whoa, there's oh god, you know what we should do. There's that show called hot Ones where they have they get the celebrities wings that are increasingly hotter. We should do
something like that. That would be goody me just to interview style. We'll just talk to each other. We'll all eat like something spicy. That was so much fun. I think you guys should do it because it'd be like a dude thing. No, like the wing thing, ready to but have you done? You haven't done the wings. I don't eat wings. I wouldn't do wings. I do someone maybe like a burrito and we just have to like each buyers put a hotter salce on it. You guys ate the
chip that had the hottest of the hot I was rough gonna lie. I had diarrhea for two days. We don't even eat the chip. We ate like one quarterer of it. Yeah, I know, so that you guys have already done something like that. But oh my god, we'll figure it's next mommy, Oh no, no, no, no, all right, let's play the Double D News because we need to talk. Yes, we do, we do. Yeah, what is going on with the royal family and Kate Middleton? Why are all these like conspiracy theories in this picture that
she posted that everybody's gone crazy about. So here's here's my question. I just heard that and this is a a legend that he had an fair with another woman and that woman got pregnant and had a kid. Really is that one of the conspiracy theories? Or is that is that just that's one of the rumors right now? That's a long standing rumor though, actually, oh
yeah, and that she okay, so where is she? She like just obviously mad, but like not showing her face in public with him in the royal family maybe though really, I mean, she hasn't been seen that even know if they're like on the fritz or anything. She she also had like an adominal surgery or something. Yeah that. At first they were saying that she had something like a this is a legit like a and I'm not sure, like a Brazilian butt lift or something like that. Then I heard it
was an adminal thing. No, she's just pissed and she's gone, and they're trying to figure out pr wise what to do with this affair in this baby, I don't I don't know, okay, because I saw an a video. Where did you see the picture of her and the kids? Yeah? Yes, okay, that face. That picture is exactly the same picture that was taken ten years earlier, this same face. It lines up perfectly,
so it was completely photoshopped. The whole entire picture was photoshopped. Maybe that's you know how hard that is to do, though, I don't know if I buy that. No, And well, do you know how hard it is to get all three kids smiling and looking in one direction at one time? Too? I mean, it's just not as hard. Though I don't know it's been manipulated. I don't doubt that it's been touched up.
It's probably been airbrush a little bit, although people tend to smile pretty identically each way, so I wouldn't be shocked if you can find two photos in matchup. Well, they can also do this though, with the magic of photography. They could just is she was she wearing a different outfit? Yeah? She was? Yeah, So all they have to do is put her face on just a different outfit in a different scenario. So why did they post photo just like, hey, here's an update. Here's me and the
fan, just a photo of them. Yeah, and he wasn't in it, right or was he? I don't remember. I don't remember, but yeah, this is causing like all sorts of God. And then Megan and Harry, what are they doing right now? I know they've kind of fallen off the face God. Well it's because of all this stuff with the other two and William. You know what Netflix keeps recommending to me is that damn suits show, and I don't want to see it. It's actually the first
three seasons are pretty good if you get past Meghan Merkle. That's the only reason I would watch it is just to see her acting. Shops. It's not great. She is very attractive, but it's kind of ruined by the fact that you can just kind of see that there's not It doesn't seem like there's a lot going on behind those eyes. Is that marriage going to last the long term? Yes? I think if everybody leaves him alone, maybe, I think so good. I hope so, I hope so he went
full on board for her. He's already in too deep. I have to tell you what. I tried to watch three movies in one show this weekend, and they were all horrific. Oh, on various streaming sites. Yes, so on I think it was prime. I watched Poor Things that Emma Stone just won. Oh, she's kind of like a female Frank and still right. Oh my god. I didn't even make it through. Why it was horrible. I don't know about that. She won an oscar. Yeah.
Eric's opinions on movies tend to be polar, opposite of common consensus, so it was just it was his favorite. Is like Jason Statham, he loves Like the Love, which has never gotten above forty of those anything. The bee Keeper was really really good. Oh, I'm going to see that. I do want to see that. Okay, So that one was that I didn't even finish that. I think right before the hour mark, I turned it off. Then I just I said, okay, I'm gonna watch
the updated version of The Color Purple. Is this the one that has music in it? Yes? Okay? And I made it about ten minutes and that went off. Then I decided, oh, I'll watch Wonka. Oh I can't wait to see that. Oh, yes you can. It's on HBO Max. Yes it is. Yes, it's a musical. It's just delightful and it makes you feel so happy. And he does a really good He does it justice. He does Gene Wilder justice. The Originally I don't
want Timothy Chalomey's brand of Wonka happiness. Now it was it was a musical, Laura, are we a little bit jealous? Oh no, no, oh no. Timothy Shalomy is like the hot I don't know. He's the body of an underdeveloped twelve year old. He it's just his persona and the way he acts, and he's acting risks that he takes, like call me
by my name, Oh my god, that is so good. I thought the movie was weird, slightly predatory, but I am amazed he has been able to play any other role besides the young gig boy because he looks like a twelve year old gigi probably in real life. But he No. Did you ever see Oh God, it's called Handsome Boy or good Boy with Steve Carell and he plays the drug addict My darling boy, beautiful boy, beautiful boy. It looks like he has no test like, not a single drop
of testosterone. Not to me, it's affecting my chemistry. Ood boy, you know, talk about predatory. It literally as soon as the first song was note was just verbalized during Wonka in the first four minutes. I was like, I'm out. You didn't know what was a musical? Nope, and don't ever plan on watching it. So then I decided to watch the new Kate Winslet show on HBO Max called The Regime. Oh yeah, okay, I was thinking about that. Oh no, oh god? Why why
dumb? Yeah? Yeah? Did I tell you that we saw the movie with the Hand Talk to Me? Yes, finally saw that movie. Oh my god? Did you see it? No? Oh, tonight, you gotta watch it tonight, Brian, did you see Talk to Me? I don't know if it's on anything right now. No. I had to pay like four nine. It was on HBO Max. I think it's worth it, though, I think do you think? I think it is good, very good, different, it's it's not that scary of a horror movie.
In fact, I would I would actually barely put it in horror than the fact that it has a dark theme to it. But it's not very scary. It is interesting, it's scary. I think it's a little overrated, but I think it is good. But it is a little overrated. It's scary. It's got a great music scene too, trust me. Okay, okay. Concept So tomorrow or if you're watching Live thank You tomorrow on Jesse and Tati's show on Star ninety four to one, I'm going to be on
in the seven o'clock hour. I've decided that they needed to play with us what's your price? So I play a little round and what's your price with Jesse and Tata tomorrow. I think it's like around seven to thirty year. Can you shout me out just like any way you can just like throw my name in there somehow maybe if you're a good boy, if you're nice to meet tonight, I know, I know how you can, how you can make this work in your favor. Make him say that he loves you.
That's not how that show rolls. No, No, he's saying right now now and then return, I get a shout out, and then return you get a show. Well, put the camera on yourself. We'll discuss that later. No to say to Eric, I'm kidding. I actually went and watched your clip from when You're on with Tommy. Yeah, on the air with Selly and Little Tommy. We talked about the Keanu Reeves thing. That's cool. Yeah, they put the letter up on the screen. She said my name, so I was like, I'm famous again. I did.
I said, I plugged it. They let you know. It was really cool that I was able to say a good story too. It is a great story, depending on how true the details are. That Eric still is so tight left about what's come on? What's going on? What happened? There's something going on. There's something else, right, Yes, there's something pending. She keeps forgetting, Yes, that you keep forgetting at your house. Yeah. Hell, you're killing me. You're killing me. You're killing
me. That's whatever. Anyways, I thought that was a cool segment. I enjoyed watching it. Brian's gonna love it though, Thank you. Thank you for that. Did you like the band sitting on Stacy? They they're I skip through everything, but oh you did this section. They're actually really really good. They're managed by Blink One's manager and they were found by the
Jonas brothers on TikTok and they're just really good. Like I was just interested in hearing about me, so I skipped through that, skip through everything else. This says like an hour long. I was just my reaction. Okay, so do you we can do a couple of either what your prices now or I think I should save those because we should do the full out what your price because I have some good Okay, Okay, so we'll wait on that. Okay. Do you guys chew gum? No all the time.
You are the one of the only people left in the world who chew gum. I love gum. I guess. Gum sales dropped by a third in the United States during the pandemic, which makes some sense, I guess, but it never went back up. People will just stop chewing gum. Why here, Okay, here's my thing. I love gum, but I hate figure out to do with the gum once it becomes gross because I used to just swallow it, okay, and I feel like I for some reason,
I feel like I can't anymore, Like I'm having difficulty trouble. Also, maybe I get too bigger gum now, but it's becoming difficult to swallow that gum. I don't know why this is gonna dovetail right into our segment on Thursday, because this is one of the questions. Oh, what's your price? Every time you chew gum? You have to swallow it instead of spit it out. That's the way you get rid of it for a full year. Oh okay, that's nothing. What would be your price? At least
five grand? I do it for five grand? Really, yeah, it's not that hard, Like why would Yeah, I would do it for like a thousand bucks. Well I want more than a thousand, though, because the thousand's just not that much it is to some people, okay, Well to me, I want at least five granda. Okay. If I'm going to make some money, it's got to be at least in a five grand.
This is technically show business. But this I didn't know. Did you know this factoid that datelines Keith Morrison who one Sunday you murder me or somebody murders me. I don't know. By the way, I want Keith Morrison to do my date line. I want it to be two hours, and I wanted to be like a double parter, just as somebody does, and it's like fantastic. I want Keith Morrison to be the one that does. If eric, it would be a great story. It would be especially if
you make it like we still do the podcast from prison. You could do the podcast pretty much from anywhere without anyway, and then I could have like a picture of like your head shot up behind me. Oh my god, my god. Well did you know that Keith Morrison was Matthew Perry's stepdad. Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know. People still watch Dateline after Chris Hansen's segment end, Oh the best part. No, no,
no date Line. People like myself love murder documentaries, murder shows. Give me forty eight hours, give me Dateline or any day of the week. Upon Netflix, it starts on Thursday. I can why is it called something like three Bodies or something like that. Is it like that like a date line? Yeah? I will watch forty eight hours, the first forty eight Yeah, they need to reboot Chris Hansen. That show is so to catch
a predator but become one. It wasn't there some scandal? Yeah, you know why I got canceled is that they caught, like I think they caught a senator or something like, someone pretty prominent in like a community. And he shot himself during a please standoff. They tried to rest them so and he shot himself. Oh so it wasn't anything that had to do with Chris Hanson. It's something so I think there is something that has to do with him. But yes, that was a great He still does stuff. His
show just got canceled. And finally we're going to end this by oh, first of all, I have a question, and then we're gonna end it with my latest acting auditions that you have to read. Charles and I'm married. It's really quick. Okay, what is your favorite time of day? Exactly? Give me a time of day that you absolutely is your favorite? Ten pm to midnight? One hour? Ten pm? Is that your favorite time of the entire day? Okay? Eric, what's your favorite time of
the entire day? Probably when the sun sets, so like six to seven, Okay, I really like four o'clock in the afternoon. That's work hours for some of us. I know, but it's like almost getting off work and then kind of anticipating what you're gonna have for dinner, and YadA, YadA, YadA. Well, researchers have come out with the worst and the best times of day for our bodies. Okay. The best time of the day, researchers say, is, oh, that's when our mood is most
elevated. That's when we're most energized because we're going home from work. We're anticipating, you know, being home, being comfortable, blah blah blah, seeing the sun set. The worst time of day which I had to endure all last week and this morning four five am, because your first cognizant thought is your alarm, and that like puts people in a bad mood immediately. That's a researcher saying, Okay, so now I sent in this audition, but I didn't play it for you because I didn't want to, you know,
torture you guys. But I really think I'm going to get this. Okay. I'm playing a mom of a son who I think is mentally ill. It's a scare it No, this is Charles, your Charles, you think your son's mentally ill? Yes? Have at Are we talking like this schizophrenic? Oh? Okay, okay, so you are you read Charles, I'll do Mary, don't read this first part or I will. I'll be the narrative. This is the second part. Here we go, we'll put it together like this. Okay. Intro to Charles's apartment. Charles is in
the kitchen chopping a salad. Mary Sixties stands across the counter, seeming emotional. You always do this. I don't understand, Charles. Why I'm fine but you're not. You're not fine, Charles continues, chopping a salad. Something always happens. I get a text, I get a call, or you say things. I just don't even know what to do. You don't need to do anything, Mom. You're doing an amazing job and I love you. See why won't you listen to me? Why I am listening?
I listened to everything you say, Mom, and I appreciate it. You just always try to help, and I don't need any help. Then why won't you help me? I don't know how to And besides, you just never know what they'll allow. See that right there? Why do you do that? Why do you say that? Why are you doing that? How don't you see this? I just I just don't know how to help you anymore. I don't need help, mom. I'm taken her to see a therapist. That was rough. That was rough. That was rough. Look,
I think Eric did a bad job. I too, thank you. He wasn't schizophrenic at all. No, granted, yeah, I just threw this at him. He read it cold. But you gotta be more like and I should have like talked to the camera. But but I did this like late last night after work in the studio, and I'm like, oh my god, I did like two of them. So I have more of these auditions coming up, and oh my god. Okay, so coming up on Thursday. Well, they weren't They weren't arguing. So that's why I
was subdued. Yeah, I was trapping. It wasn't I don't think it was a great script. Well, we don't know what happened before and after. This is the only These are the only sides they gave me. So I also, has anyone here met a schizophrenic person before? Yes, Oh my, I have a I have somebody in my life whose brother is They live on the streets, but they have a shelter. Very very kind of savant in some areas, but definitely not well. Yeah so, and it's
a little bit of a trip un medicaid. It's very bad, very very bad. Yeah so. Yeah. See, there's nothing that says if I medicated or anything. So I think I didn't want you even medicated. You're not like you know, and do we? Did we even explain the hat that's part of the schizophrenia. Yeah, the jolly green giant. Maggie wanted you to sell it. She loved Saint Patrick's Day, right, so, I know it was yesterday, so happy Saint Patrick's Day. You're wearing a
green hat in celebration like Saint Patrick's Day. I'm a little bit irish, but it doesn't really mean anything to me anymore because I even drink. I don't drink. Disappointing. I do drink and I didn't do it. Maggie, you can still pinch me even though I'm wearing green. You didn't go to Shamrock in the gas laugh. No, I wanted to, but did you, did you? Really? No? I wanted to, but I couldn't because my girlfriend's studying for finals. This week, so I was all
on my own some and drinking by yourself is not fun. Also, no deed, no designated driver. So right, that's I stayed home and good, good, good good. No, it's terrible. All right. So Thursday we're doing what's your price? I'll give you one before we go, just one as a teased Okay. I give you a scenario and you have to tell me what the lowest is. You'll do it for okay, And I'm playing this tomorrow on Jesse and Tati on start before one Tuesday. Live
in a nudist colony for one week. Oh easy done? Ten grand? Ten grand, says Brian. That's a week of my time. Ten Do I get still? Do I still get paid from work? Sure? Why not? No? You have to take ak No, you take a week off. I take a week off. Yeah, and live in a nudist colony. What would it take for you to do that for one week? Ten grand? You'd do it for less than that? Probably I want ten grand. I'm gonna do ten grand. You know what? I would do
it for two dollars and fifty cents. Hand job under the table. I think I was a little finger bang. Don't say that during the live stuff, any sexual attention to all. She's dying for it. Oh my god, I do it for a thousand bucks, I think. Wow, No, that's a week of my time. Just like you said, Brian, So maybe your time normally, I know, right, I do. I do a lot of this and a lot of that. Let me just put it that way. Nudism already, I bet. No, I'm not like
a nude person. I never walk around naked. I'm not comfortable naked. I'm just know it's weird how some people really just love like they'll do their house chores naked, they'll sleep naked, they'll walk around it. Not me, that's weird. I think it's weird. I just I'm cool with women doing it because that's great. But no, not me. Why do you like it so much? Because because why I explain, I don't like walk around outside or laid by No, of course not, of course not.
But you're doing your dishes naked and you're naked. No, okay, wait wait naked, let me you get Let's say you get home from work, are you going to spend the evening in the new or like? No, how often are you, like, what percent of your time are you just doing things nude? I mean not all the time. Is it fifty to fifty? I'd say fifty to fifty, and you're just like just you know, reading, You're just lay on the couch, You're just you know.
Oh, that reminds me. On Thursday, something happened to Eric. Oh my god, that has the light bulb has gone off over my head, Jerome responded to him, and now he has to apologize. Oh, I have an idea that could be that could take us into viral territory. I am excited to share it with you on Thursday's episode of Laura Kane After Dark. So okay, on that note, Love your podcast. Thank you for
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