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Hey, everybody, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. What is up? I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer. Furiously why and I need to write myself out note about what to remind yourself to do?
Something to talk to you about something on the air.
Yes, okay here.
Because you know weird, I know it really is.
And we have producer Brian behind the What up, Brian? How are you?
Uh? What's up?
Okay? So we have our story about our new promo shoot. We did a photo shoot for some you know, because every once in a while you need to freshen things up. You need to do more, you know, some promo shots for you know, posting on social media for different things. And we haven't done it in a while.
It's been a long time, you know. We need we need some freshening up after we've been freshened up so exactly.
So just wait until you see our new photos. And uh, you guys have to help us choose the best one because oh gosh, so hideous you're the best. But anyway, we gotta give it big shout out to people j C. Penny because they were they were great. They were actually really great.
They were awesome.
Happy Valentine's Day week, everybody. If you are like, yeah, you know what, listen, I can't say much, but some of us in this room don't have anybody, and some of us on Friday are going to be just like it's just another day. You know what you know, how many Valentine's days I've gone without a Valentine A lot? Liked a lot?
Do something about it? What like, what do you find yourself a man or something like?
Oh, okay, okay, that's so so easy to do.
You're not trying.
I am not, but uh it requires trying.
Uh huh?
Like what do you mean, like like getting laid well? That requires finding a person.
Let me ask you this. Have you ever found someone before?
I have found somebody by happenstance, yes, any other I have found somebody on a dating app. Yes, I found somebody through a friend.
Yes, So you are capable of finding something.
I am capable, but it's just not happening.
Because I found a couple of people on rent a friend.
No, I found there's one guy that oh dude, that was a long time ago, and that was not good.
Galaxy far far.
But like you said, you aren't trying.
I'm not trying, but I'm I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. We'll talk about that in a minute. But did you know that there's a gray tsunami hitting America? Do you know what that means?
Are you talking about me?
No?
Well, no, not yet, not yet. There are more Americans that are sixty five plus that are single than ever.
Yeah, Laura is one of them.
Apparently this Valentine's Day there's gonna be a lot of single sixty five plus people and oh.
Sixty Oh yeah, of course that's not me. He was talking about you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yea yeah yeah yeah yah yeah. Whatever. Anyway, so apparently there's going to be a lot of marriages as well this year because because they predict that people are going to find each other, because there's a lot of single silver haired foxes around.
Why wouldn't that Why would that be special about this year? People are getting married every year.
No, just because there's more of them, and so more singles will.
Be there's more. There's more this year than there were last year.
Did you hear about the hot air balloon thing?
No?
Oh my god, get this. I read this story and I almost did it for a news story. But my news director was like, he didn't know what the mile high club meant. What? Oh yeah, okay, you know what that is? Please explain.
Mile high club membership is when you bang on in an airplane.
Bathroom or in an airplane.
Or if you're brave, like, do it in the seat.
Yeah, that's been a private plane. You do it in the seat, you're in the air, in the air.
Yeah, okay, so hot air balloon this is like a new thing and hot air ballooning. And there we have it here in del Mar and Temecula two. The guy that runs the balloon to say, you're just meet. You and me are a couple, right, we go up in the blat. Oh it's so romantic. Oh my god, look at it. Look at it. Oh, look at the del Mar racetrack.
Look at And then I say, I want to penetrate you while this guy the balloon.
Yes, and this is what he does. He puts up like a shade. He puts in ear plugs and you can do whatever you want while you're up there. And so now there's a mile high club in a balloon.
I don't know if the balloon counts it.
Sure does.
I think that's its own thing.
No, that would be the half mile Club.
Yeah, I know there's a there's a company in Vegas that does it in a plane. You can charge it like a private plane for like thirty minutes or something, or like an hour.
That doesn't you know what that isn't doesn't count because.
Like if you just hay for that, you have to pay for the air the hot air balloon.
True, but it's still risky.
You can't get me to pooper pee in an airplane bathroom, let alone do it.
No, why would the why would the airplane not count? But the hot air balloon would?
No?
If you're paying to actually be part of the hot the mile high club, like if that's the point.
Like the hot air balloon.
No, no, no, no, no no. I'm just saying this is what's happening lately on the down low. People are starting to hook up like that in hot air balloons because it.
Would you Okay, am I missing.
Here that you I'm just saying that people that that's what people are doing these answer a question.
I have a lot of questions. What First of all, it would be risky enough to do it in a tin can that's being hurtled through the air. Can you, yes, can you imagine doing that and that little basket rocking back and for and being can you imagine like flying over like a strip mall and.
Being like leaned over the basket? Are you just slinging over the basket?
I mean, I'm assuming that the pullout method would not be recommended for that.
I don't know. I don't know how big the basket is. I've never been in a hot air balloon, so I don't It's.
Tiny, is it.
Yeah, they make bigger ones, I'm sure they.
I guess for this fornicating if there's a shade that you can put up and you can like get the driver puts in ear plugs or whatnot, isn't that crazy?
I mean, I guess like people are like, we're going on a hot air balloon and they're like an emphasis on the I.
Mean, why not? I would see, I'm I'm a risk taker like that. I would do that. I would totally try it anyway, probably probably fall out and die.
You don't try to find anybody on your on your on your dismount.
You'd flip over the side and plummet your death.
Totally.
I don't think that would be a good idea. I don't think I would recommend that. No.
I don't want to do that to my child first date.
No.
No, can you imagine like my eulogy, like or my funeral? That would be horrible? How did she.
Die getting banged in a hot air balloon like.
We're also going to get rained this week, like a lot of it. It's going to be the wettest storm of the year, which isn't saying much because we're only two months into the year. But it's going to rain all week, yeah, starting I think Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Thursday, Friday.
That's not all week, that's three days out of seven.
Well that's things change, you know, And you know what for ever changing here in San Diego, they're gonna be all got ready for the storm of the century and it's going to rain for like two seconds, just enough to get everybody's cars dirty. Please remember January of twenty twenty four when all those homes were dead.
That's trilled.
So the year before that where we had like a month straight of rain.
So so shut up, Eric, basically shut your pile, hole, shut your pile.
Stop being the devil's advocate exactly. Okay, So okay, you know nothing bothers me?
So oh yes, things bother you? Oh there are there are a lot of things that bother you. Incompetence bothers you, oh yes, Ignorance bothers you.
Yes, that does bother me.
Entitlement, bothers you, uh, non compliance, bothering.
The god, I really am a bastard. Yeah, there's a lot of things that bother me.
By the way, I cannot breathe. I can't even breathe. This dress. There's a white company called I cannot no. It has hooks and everything. This thing is like it's got polls and wires and I having.
To say I'm not a huge fan. No, I'm not mad about the top.
It's a full it's a dress.
Wait, this is part of it. No, these are just stalking Okay, that I'm not a fan of.
Well, I don't care. Nobody sees my SoC.
I can see it and it's burning my eyes. Anyway, can you just take those off?
One to want to be it's cold, but anyway, I could barely reade. All right, So before we talk about doing jewelry, I want to tell you my host Jeff host chat. Okay, Now, look, I'm going to tell you this story, and I don't want judgment raining down on me immediately.
Fine, I'll wait till Thursday when it actually does start raining.
Okay. So I was at work, work all week. I worked all week, I worked all weekend, and halfway through the work during the weekend, I was like, I need a break, and so Antonio, my roommate, he's like, I'm going to go. He loves going and spending like a hundred bucks at a casino, right, and He'll give me a hundred bucks to play with. I'm like just to accompany him, and so, you know whatever, I'm like, Okay, you know what, I need a break. I will go yes, thank you, so oh no, oh no, no get that.
No no already I'm already no, no, no, don't get irritated. And this is funny. So when you get your you get a player's club card or whatever. You get like points, and sometimes you can get like free food and stuff like that. Well, with this one card, I got a free meal. So while he was off doing whatever, I'm like, I'm hungry. I'm gonna get something to eat. But I wanted boba really bad. So you can only use it in one spot. You can't like break it up in
between like different food places. Has to be in one food place. So I'm like, well, I've never had a Vietnamese sandwich, so I'll try this band tie button bud.
Yeah.
So they ran out of the fake meat because I got the vegetarian kind. So I said, you know what, just give me the beef one and put a lot of the hoison sauce on it, that kind of like sweet sauce. I love that sauce because it had some on there. And the guy goes, that's fine. So I wait, wait, wait, get my sandwich. I'm all excited. I get my boba. Yay. I'm all by myself. I don't even know where Antonio is. I have my hundred dollars. I stick it into the
machine and I sit down. I take a big bite of the sandwich and I'm eating it and this guy, the two guys are sitting next to me. Mind you, I just helped my friend move, the friend who was living here for a while move, and so I had no makeup, on, a ball cap, like cargo pants, just not looking my best. And he's like. This guy looks over at me. He goes, he's losing, right. He goes, how old are you? Because you're hot? I'm like, okay, first of all, I don't think you'd think I'm hot,
because why would you ask how old I am? Because that was like weird, okay, because I think that's a backhanded compliment and second of all, oh, geez, no, no, no, no, but I was nice when he's.
Like maybe he was a millennial with a granny complex.
No yeah.
Then all of a sudden, water starts pouring out of my eyes. My start, my throat starts to constrict. I had taken another bite of the sandwich. It was tasting good. I didn't realized that the sandwich had sarracha sauce. And that guy didn't put extra hooison sauce on. He put extra scaracha sauce on. And I am a I cannot handle any hot at all. So I am sweating, okay, and I literally cannot see because my eyes are so
full of water. And I had pushed the button. I accidentally pushed the five dollars bet button and so the eighty eight eighty eight cent bet button and.
It went bbing and I'm like looking, like trying to look at the screen, and I'm like, tears are like onto my chest, like my chest is wet, and I'm like and it says like, oh impressive.
Oh big deal, mega win, mego win, And I'm like looking and it's like going going crazy right, and the guys are like, oh, man, can you blow me twenty bucks. I'm out of money, and I'm like, I can't even see how much I'm wanting.
Didn't you didn't tell?
No, I did. I'm like, I'm trying to keep it cool, but I'm obviously something is very wrong with me because I'm completely red. My eyes are completely red, and they're watering, and I'm there's water everywhere. I won five hundred bucks, I know, And what'd you spend it on?
Well?
No, no, no, no, no, very well.
No, oh a bad and a good oh no.
So I decided, I'm like, oh my god, this is awesome. This is free money.
I'm gonna go into my game.
So I decided this is what I did. I did a good thing, and I did I did a little, tiny bad thing. So the bad, little, tiny bad thing is I decided to be like, I'm going to be a freaking baller. I'm gonna take one hundred dollars. I'm gonna do like them on a penny slot. I'm going to do the max bet Jesus just with one hundred
dollars and just go push it. I don't know how many times, twenty five times, twenty times, ten times, I don't know I don't know how much the bat was lost it in like two seconds, but you know, you never know. So I lost one hundreds. But I'm okay, that's it. I'm done. And so I sat there and I waited until Antonio was done, and then I went and I finished my work. And I was done with work.
I went right to the bank and I deposited the money and I made the car No, I did do that, but I did make my car payments, so thank you very much. But it was oh my god, those you could have these food is no no joke.
You could have made a car payment and bought Daddy dinner if you had no wasted that other one hundred dollars.
Oh oh, daddy? Is Daddy grumpy because Daddy didn't have any food? Why didn't you tell.
Me I'll have food later?
Oh, this is going to be a fun show because Daddy hasn't eaten anything. Brian loves it when we call.
Even mommy, mommy.
Okay, so what's up with you?
Oh god, Well, I don't know what story I should tell first, All right, I'll tell the one about do you see my hands?
Yeah? They're all nicked, they are. Yeah, you got like kind of look like mine. Yeah, so it's like you were in a fist fight, well kind of.
With a big bird.
Oh no, only you were going to fight with a bird.
Yeah, so I used to I started to be a vet, so I used to train the exotic birds.
I'm sorry, real quick, Free World. We know a book about Eric because he'll just drop the most random stuff he's It annoys me to no end.
I know, I know, I know, I don't.
I know what you always got to keep you on your toes.
My toes are broken from I'm not like Laura.
I don't tell my whole life story like in fifteen minutes.
No, he's he's styling somebody for the Oscars, but we don't, we can't.
And then the next day he had to go clock in for his Sea World shift wrangling the exotic birds.
That was years ago.
And then he was a model, and then he was in the Blues Brothers movie.
Wait, you were in the Blues Brothers movie when he was a kid, when I was Oh.
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, anyway, continue.
So I get a call from an friend and who says, I have a friend who was his partner died and he has this bird and doesn't want the bird, So do you want a free bird with the cage and everything? And I'm like, well, what kind of a bird is it? Well, it's a peach crusted cockatoo. And they're beautiful expense, they're very smart, they're very expensive.
They're like a two year old or a three year old. Right, they have like the yes intelligence.
So I call and they tell me, you know, it's she's forty seven.
And I'm like, forty seven years old bird.
And they live to be about one hundred so yeah, birds live like forever. Yeah, So I make an appointment to come over to meet her because I'm like, well I.
Can't here the bird. Well you're the animal whisper.
Right, And so I'm thinking if anybody can check this bird out. So I go and I put on a very thick sweatshirt with a hood so that my hands are protected and like my neck and my ears are protected.
Oh, because they that beak could rip a nose off.
So I had a macaw and they have about six hundred pounds of pressure in a bite. But their beaks are huge. They're like the size of this microphone. Right, it's the little one you have to worry about. Because when they bite, they pinch and then they twist and it just opens everything up.
Oh.
So I get there and I approach the cage and I'm very quiet, and I'm like, well, hello, and I say the bird's name, and she looks and puts her claw through the cage and grabs my finger. And the owner says, oh gosh, she doesn't do that, and he hadn't been able to get in there because she would bite him, so he said, I can just change her food in her water. So I say, okay, well, you know I'm going to take her out. So I wrap the I pull the sleeves down over my hand and
I put my hand in. You put your hand under the breast and they'll usually hop up. Well, she bites me immediately, and when I tell you I saw stars, I am not kidding. It was so painful, and I thought after having these macaws, nothing would phaze me. And I almost passed out. I was like, oh my god,
it was so painful. So I immediately get her and I switch her to the other arm and she's sitting there and she's fine, and she's looking at me and she's bobbing up and down, and then she takes a snack out of this finger and I'm like, oh, and it's it's completely covered so she can't see the digits, but she knew where to bite and she opened this up right here.
Wow, And that is no joke.
No, And I'm telling you, dude, if you can see that, but I've got bites everywhere. But she got me there and then subsequently got me in like four different places. So you can't let them know that it's painful because they'll think it's a joke or a game and they'll keep doing it. So I was just like, nope, nope, and you kind of drop your hands so they think they're going to fall, and then you bring them back up.
So I'm standing there talking to this guy and I'm like, oh my god, I felt like I was gonna pass out. So both digits are just every time my heart beat, like the pain would was just excruciating. So I'm like, oh my gosh. I looked down and I had like white high top sneakers on and there's just blood dripping all over the left.
One and I'm all, he just threw the bird at the wall.
And I'm all, oh my god. So at this point, she's up on my shoulder and I've got the hoodie on and the one thing you don't want to do, okay, Oh my god. So I was like, oh my god, and you don't want to look. So I was watching her in a mirror, and you know, she's bobbing, and she's rubbing her head on my like on my neck, and she where she could see my hair, she would preen it. Oh yeah, which means they're comfortable with you
and everything. And I'm thinking okay, and ah, I look down and i just see blood just dripping onto my shoe and I'm like, oh my god. I go you know, I'm going to put her back in her cage, but do you have any gloves, like thick garden gloves, because I'm at a disadvantage here, like if I try and reach back, she'll bite me and that would be it. So he goes, yeah, let me go get some. So she's, you know, singing and bobbing. All of a sudden, Oh no,
she stops ed takes a bites me in the back. Oh, And I'm like, oh, which didn't hurt nearly as bad as the It was just like a little pin prick. But he brings me the gloves. I put her back in the cage, you know, and she doesn't want to go back in the cage. At this point, I'm like, no, no, no,
you got to go back in the cage. So I get to my car and I was going to go to the groceries towards and I was like, I have to go home because and my car is cream colored in so I couldn't even put my seatbelt on to drive home. I had to drive like I had just have my nails done like this because I didn't want to touch anything and have the blood. My my hands were covered in blood. My sweatshirt was like a light blue and it was just the this part, the wrist
part of it. We're just saturated. Both sides were just saturated.
What has happened? What's gonna happen with the birds?
Well? I called it's an organization. It's in Delmar called Free Flight and they're really really good.
I've been there. It's in Incinnitas, right.
And they So it turns out he had already sent in an application for her, and which is great because she just needs to be rehomed and resocialize. So, you know, after and the partner had had her since she was a baby, so she was that's what her partner was.
And you know, it's so sad for any kind of animal, but birds are so social and so if anybody has a bird, which is the whole point of the story, and you don't know what to do with it, like when someone dies or you know whatever, go to an organization like that, right, that's you know, bird crazy is another place where my bird.
Okay, I had a bird when I was in like nineteen ninety five. I think I got a cockatoo and his name was Riley, and I loved Riley. I had Riley for seven years. It was white cockatoo with a yellow head. And I would take him to the park. I would take him, you know, my bike, I would ride. We had such a great time. Then I got pregnant and then I found out Charlie was going to have
some serious is shoes. And that bird sent must have sensed that something was happening, because one day Riley was on my shoulder and Riley just went bam and like took a chunk out of my cheek and had never done that before. And I'm like, okay, this is not gonna be a good thing to have a bird like this round a sick baby. This is the hardest thing I ever had to do was to give my bird away. And I gave Luckily, there was a family that took in Riley with the cage. I just gave them. I
didn't sell the bird or anything. Gave them to them and I went to the house to check them out, and they were really really wonderful people. So you know, but yes, you're right. Bird Crazy is where I got Riley, and I love that place and I love free flight. That's a fun place to go just if you want to just walk around.
Yeah, it's an amazing so many neat birds and stuff. They have all sorts of birds there, and they do have a relinquished prog which is what what you do, like what you did, and what this gentleman it wants to do with the bird, because honestly, when when they're that old and they're so attached to somebody, it's really really hard.
You can't teach an old bird nutrix No.
And if you're like, I'm just not at home ever, yea, So it's.
Very they like things.
Oh yes, So he had a chair in the living room that had wooden arm rests on it. Yeah, And I said, have you ever taken her out since your partner? And he goes, yeah, I did. I got her out once while I changed her paper and stuff in her cage and clean the cage. And he goes, and she did that to the chair, just a total number on. Oh no, it takes them no time at all to get through a piece of wood.
Oh my god. Well, okay, before we get to your double D, we have a lot of double D gossips to go. Let's talk about Dune jewelry.
I ask done jewelry.
Currently the done Jewelry, as you can see the sign here is a wonderful company Dune Dunejewelry dot com. Uh. I'm eagerly awaiting my necklace with my dad. I mean my ring. I couldn't decide if I wanted a necklace, a bracelet, or a ring, and I decided on a ring. It's like a Sideway's heart and it's gonna have like red rubies mixed with quartz and then his ashes in it. And I'm gonna wear it and I'm never gonna take it off. And I got one for my sister, and
I have told you the story before. And then my mom's friend, her daughter died and her she has her ashes. She's like, give me the name of that company. I'm like, oh my god. Dune Jewelry dot com is where you need to go.
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Lauracane after dark dot com. All right, let's do your double d okay, and then we're going to tell you about our fun new promo Lauracane after our podcast shoot photo shoot at Penny on a Thursday. So play the music. Play the music, let's play see it play Look at her boy? I know Elvis is you are? You are the animal whisperer. I'm if I would have dealt without Burt, I would have been dead.
Probably, Oh yes, she would have killed.
My nose would have been gone. I would have dude.
Uh. Well, the only thing that I have to say about the Super Bowl was uh, I didn't watch it. I had no idea who was playing. I had no idea who ken to the Kendrick Lamar. You don't know Kendrick Lamar is no idea Okay.
Because he's not a woman. That's why he's not a song stress.
Listen. I like Adam Lambert, Dude, I can't.
I don't like Kendrick Lamar either, but I will say he is he is really talented.
Okay. So I was told that I needed to watch the video not like us because there is a feud between Kendrick Lamar and Drake. I did not understand.
Called the beef Okay, the beef, the beef?
What did I say? Feud? Okay, it's a beef. H I have to say I was very nervous listening to the song because there was a particular word that was used over and over and over again. That makes me very very nervous. I don't think people should say it.
The P word. No, Oh, the other word?
Yes, the other word? What word word the world that reads a bad, bad word?
This is the word you use these days?
Yes? Or ever?
Yeah?
But so did do you know about this whole beef.
I mean, I know Drake has kind of fallen from grace in the last couple of years, but I really could not care less that.
I couldn't either, and I did anything about like Kendrick lamarthin or like he like young girls, like young girl.
He's kind of a creepy.
He literally calls Kendrick calls Drake like a PEDOPHI.
Yes, and so I'm like, okay, well that's not like us.
So yeah, so I'm.
Like, if that's not true, I can understand why Drake would be very upset.
Well, but Drake is weird, Like I think it started a couple of years ago when he was uncomfortably close with Millie Bobby Brown. He said they were good friends and he texted her a lot and giving her a quote unquote advice and stuff. But everyone else was like.
That's sweet.
This is not a ditty r Kelly thing, is it.
I don't think so not.
No, Well, it was very weird. But his Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance got mixed reviews, and the number one thing was people said they couldn't understand a word.
He said, well, that's why you put up the captions. I went to a party. I went to Capitol Growth. Jay Wartzler had a Super Bowl party. He's great, went to his house. He had a party, and I made them put on the captions, just even for the commercials, just because you can't. Half the time, I watched TV with captions all the time.
I can ever do it so annoying.
No, it's not, though, because during movies and TV shows, you know, sometimes people.
Mumble or I don't care, I'll just rewind it and watch it again. Really, yes, I will watch.
You need to have captains on all the time, and it helps so much. So with the with the performance, it was really great. God, it was so you could see, you could hear it, you could see what he was saying.
And Taylor Swift got booed at the Super Bowl. And here's what I know.
They showed her. I think like once that I noticed.
So here's my theory. First I thought, well, maybe it was because she's what's his name's girlfriend and people have had enough of that. I think it's because of the whole Blake Lively just volve on anything.
How is Taylor Swift because they're like they were besties. Yeah, I don't think, Well, she was at the last or she's been at Chiefs games with Blake Lively like a bunch.
Yeah, I think people are just tired of her. I don't think people are actually paying that much attention to the.
Blake Like, oh no, everybody is playing attention to the Blake Lively thing.
I don't think.
I don't think Conny, oh yeah, because they always Blake Lively was disinvited to the super.
Bowl or were her people so she chose not to go with.
I don't I highly doubt she was disinvited to the super Bowl.
Well as Taylor's guest.
She was probably from Taylor's PR people.
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm online a lot. There's not that much hub about the whole Blake lives.
I know she got Oh my god, it's everywhere.
It's on People magazine. But that's not no everywhere online.
It is every entertainment show, every show, Who's so now there's more suits, right, like who's now a now? A pr rap is suing her?
This is not it's not rocking the world. Though. This is still kind of minor in terms of celebrity drama.
Oh no, this is it's all anybody can talk about. Like if you look at the Darling.
She was just, you know, like Wildhood of the Traveling Pants.
Blake Lively has never been she's been to be like more of a blister.
Yeah, but it's it's because she's married to Ryan Reynolds.
She has her.
Own she does. She's not an a lister though, No, but he is. He is, But I don't know, she's just the same. Blake Lively's on par with Ryan Reynolds. No, not for sure. What name? What are the biggest movies?
Okay, she was in Adelaide, She was also in she was in Gossip Girl, she was sister heard of the Traveling Pants.
Following The Town, The Town, small role, great movie. She had a tiny role in it, though. Anyway, what's the movie she headlined in the lasts like five years besides this recent one that wasn't even that much of a blockbuster. It kind of didn't last that long.
Well, she's beautiful.
And sure, and she's allegedly a big old pain.
In the act.
You were going to say, Yeah, So, when I was told about the Kendrick and Drake beef, did you know that there's a Megan this Stallion and Nicki Minaj feud. Now with women is it a feud? And with men is it a beef?
No, it's still a beef.
Oh, it's a beef. So Meghan the Stallion recorded a song called Hiss hiss, uh huh, and now was taking a shot at Nicki Minaj because did you know this? I'm going to say allegedly because I still can't believe it. But I was told that this is absolutely true, and I looked it up and it I don't know. I mean, what did you know that Nicki NASA's husband is allegedly a registered sex offender?
No?
Never, I never see that wrap beef never blows up that big. It's actually it always stays fairly tame like it never really gets mainstream attention a lot of times. But I've never heard of that.
And I love these two girls because they praise Jesus for everything, But then they both have mouths like sailors, and their songs they are both so filthy. And Nicki Minaj shot back with a song called Bigfoot, which I guess is a slam at Megan the Stallion's big Feet. So I don't know, Ladies, Relax, Kendrick and Drake, Ladies.
I loved it when Sizza came out and they sang, all the stars are clues from that Black Panthers never heard that. Oh my god, Yeah, yeah, gosh, it's a good one. You'd love it. It's really really good.
Okay, Well, you're going to be very sad at this. Oh no, but I think if you and I pool our money, we can afford it. Okay, Okay, but we'll have to move to Hidden Hills.
Where's that la? Okay?
Because Chris Jenner is selling the Keeping Up with the Kardashian mansion for a paltry thirteen point five million, So you and I could be living in a part of television reality.
Is that caliber? That's not the Calabassa's house.
It's Hidden the Hills.
Okay, same thing.
It's six bedrooms and eighty eight eighty basically eighty eight hundred square feet. Wow.
I started watching it. I know, I'm like way behind the times, but like it's on Hulu. I mean it's been on Hulu for a while, but I just saw it. I'm like, I'm going to check out the Kardashians. And this is when like Travis Courtney started dating Travis Barker stuff like that, and then Scott dissick. I'm like, God, these people are just so they're just so monotone. I know everything they say is monotony, and they're.
Always shaking those goddamn salads.
But they're so watchable.
It's watch I will never watch.
I don't know.
I watched a very good movie the other night.
All right, well that's it's okay, all right, we'll be to the We'll be the judge of that smile too.
Actually, I've heard that is good.
It was very good.
I had heard mixed things about the first one, but apparently the second one's good.
The second one was really really I saw the first one and it was we did I.
I don't know.
I've seen some I don't know.
It was kind of like the same vein of The Terrifier, where it was a small budget that kind of took off, except Terrifier took off way bigger. So I don't know. I heard mixed things about it.
You guys, have you watched did you finish? We talked about this last week. You did finish Severance.
I'm up to dated on Severance, dude.
I am on the last episode right now of the first season. Yes, I can't I can't watch it. I just I'm like, it's almost like I can't turn it on until I have like an hour of complete and total peace and nothing to do.
You should watch it tonight. Oh it'll kind of blow your mind.
I'm sure it will. I can't even wait.
I want you to once you finished the first season. I want you to think about how the people who watched it when it first aired had to wait three years for the second season. Really because you will, like if you, I wouldn't have been able to do it.
Oh my god.
Okay, Okay, it's that good. Okay, okay, okay.
What did you know that Denzel Washington is dealing with a minor medical issue right now? No?
I know. He's a Fordham graduate. Is the school that Evan goes to.
Well, well maybe it's not so minor. He almost bit his own tongue off a few months ago. That happen ow madly, Brian. He didn't say why or how it happened, but that's what we want to know more than.
Any bet it was sexual. I don't know how, but.
No, I bet he was not on some steak.
And really, just I bet, I bet I bet he was non on some.
No, you don't buy your You can't buy your tongue off like with doing sure.
You can sticking out of your mouth.
I don't know. It's gotta be something embarrassing.
Well, in any case, what is he okay?
Well, it's affecting his speech and it has forced him to slow down because he has to use it because he's preparing for a new Broadway production of Othello and has to utter lines like this, whither will you that I go to answer? This? Your charge?
Whether that you go?
So if you're handing like Mike tyson it Mike, how would it sound?
Wait with the O with with the will you that I go answer? That's your carge?
That sounds like that all the time.
My god, for Denzel, that sounds.
Just like Laura when she gets mad.
Mm hmmm when I get nervous.
All right, everybody, what calm down?
Why?
It was just announced that the twenty twenty five CMT Awards have been canceled. That's one last Country Music Awards.
Watch exactly, No, I know, right, yeah, I know.
Plus Beyonce is I guess already going to win all the Country Awards because she's the best Country Artist now.
And the Nickelodeon Kids Choice awards in Mexico have also been canceled in Mexico.
Okay and now special correspond to.
La oh and now Hollywood Special corsponded Laura Kane. Okay, now I'm hi Laura Kane. Hi, you're looking beautiful.
Thank you. Oh that's very nice.
You're welcome.
I'm trying to get the source of this, but apparently this is a list of America's all time, without a doubt, favorite movies and there are twenty. Do you want to just do the top ten?
No?
I want to do all twenty America's favorite movies, period of all time, all time.
I want to guess some I bet number one is Star Wars.
No, Star Wars is number nine? O?
What?
Yes it is? Or this is Star Wars series E T. E T is not on the list? What is not on the list?
Now?
Okay? Star Wars is number nine?
Fight Club?
Fight Club is not on.
The Exorcists not on What Exorcists Need?
No Halloween not on the list.
America's favorite movie.
America's favorite movie? What's The average American believes they've watched their favorite movie thirty eight times? According to this new poll.
Devil Wars Praduct.
No, not on the list. What Shrek yes on the list, but only for the for jen Z gen Z loves Shrek.
Jaws.
Jaws is not on the list. Okay. Titanic, Titanic is on the list. Avatar Titanic is number three. Okay, Avatar is not on the list.
Really was such a big box? Oh this? Any of the events movie?
Think? Oh, I think I saw Avengers on Wizard of Oz, the Wizard of Oz number two, Wizard of Oz, I know the heck? I mean the Wizard of Oz obviously groundbreaking.
Gone with the Wind then, no, but the Wizard.
Of Oz is kind of it's scary and kind wasn't back groundbreaking It was for nineteen forty or.
It wasn't even the first movie in technicolor.
It was, but it was pretty it was groundbreaking. But anyway, that was number two. Okay, and you've seen it. I've well, if you're our age, you've seen it.
I won't even show it to my I've seen a million times, but I won't even show it to my kids. I think it's that boring any more.
Guesses you want to hurl at me smile too, No, okay, So I'll just break it down I'll start with number twenty. The Harry Potter.
Series is one that is fair.
Top Don is number nineteen.
H that's hot. Okay.
This is the average American's favorite movies Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters is number seventeen. Rush Hour is number eighteen.
What get that?
Toy? Story is sixteen?
Okay.
Indiana Jones is fourteen higher.
It needs to be higher.
Jurassic Park series.
Okay, Indiana Jones?
Do you I will never forget when I first saw the very first Jurassic Park. My jaw hits the floor. You've never seen graphics or things like that.
The first one is shockingly good and the rest of them are shockingly bad. True, Yeah, well, Jurassic World is also bad.
Die Hard is number twelve.
Oh yeah, that's good.
I've never seen it.
What I can't we talk about this everything?
I know?
Christmas?
Oh what?
Yeah?
Back to the Future is number eleven.
I love that to you. Guys.
Didn't even think about this one, which is number ten, should be probably higher. The Godfather.
Oh, actually, I think Godfather is not as good as everyone thinks it is.
Oh.
Of course, I'm going to steal the Family Guy critique and say that it insists upon itself. I like that, that is literally what they said. And Family Guide. I didn't like The Godfather. Why not? It's like because it insists upon itself.
And then Star Wars is nine, fast and furious series like one or two.
Wars make a butt ton of money.
I know. There was even a Super Bowl commercial with a reference to that.
They haven't been good since ever.
Home Alone Series is seven.
There's only two the Home Alone series.
This is the average American that this is a favorite movie. They've watched at least thirty till no. John Wick six, okay series, the john Wick series.
So recent though, God, this is weird.
Dirty Dancing is number five?
Who the hell has watched his Dirty Dan? Who the hell watches Dirty two anymore?
The Lion King is number four, Get Out number three, Titanic number two, The Wizard of Oz number one. Come on, guys, come on, okay, hold on, what is now? Shawshanks should be on this list.
But Rash is one of the greatest movies.
Truly, It's similar. It's along that.
Line Green Mile No, which is also a fantastic movie.
Truly, it's in that vein.
Of is like a prison break movie.
No, it's kind of is that kind of feel to it, the vibe.
Where like nothing really happens until in the very end, and.
Something happened, something happens throughout the whole entire movie. It's a great movie. And every time that it's on TV, you will stop and watch.
Give us a hint.
What decade.
It's like a box of shocked.
It's Forrest guy.
Okay, you know it's funny. Like my one of my my second guest was actually I was gonna throw out Forrest Gump, but I go, no one actually likes Forrest gumpany loved number one.
That's insane number one average number one. Okay, so now how well, gosh, you guys is like forty five minutes, then.
I think we should actually pushed it back.
To the next time.
Okay, let me just show you. I'm going to show you one of our we do this all the time where we I know we're gonna talk to destructure. We need, we need, we need, we need a meeting, we need a podcast, some pre game meeting is what we need.
We need to do the important stuff first we do.
Anyway, I'll just show you one photo from our JC Penny photo shoot. I thought I've got a group on and I thought this will be a great place to take our photos. It was very reasonable twenty nine nine for a session, and it came with a ten by twenty canvas print that we got to choose. And then you have to buy the rest of the pictures if you want them. Here's one of them.
That's a good one.
This is a good one, this is like, this is classic. This is a classic classic. And then uh, then I I'll show you the one that I posted online. They're my favorite one. I put last. This is the one I posted online. This somebody somebody when I in one of the comments said common knock on my door waiting for you.
There is one of them. There's one of them that I hate so much. I think is terrible.
Oh I can't wait to know which one it is.
There is one of them that's terrible. And I don't not just like, oh I don't like myself this photo. I like, look at it. I go, what the hell was she thinking?
Like?
Wait, okay, or is it the one where we're all where we have our hands in Laura's pants?
No? No, no, that sounded terrible. I mean there's one that I think is like where I looked at it, and I was like, what was she thinking? This looks awful.
We're not we're not violating, miss Cane.
Let me say the people at J C. Penny were such good sports. They were great. They knew all the awkward poses because that was like the whole point of it was to be as awkward as possible. Oh my god, just wait to see these photos. We'll do it next on Thursday before valentine'sd A will show you the whole thing, and then we want you to vote. Well, we'll put it to a vote which one is going to be
our promo photo or the one the one right? But anyway, Okay, you guys, thank you so much for watching and listening. We've been rambling and rambling and rambling and rambling, but we've been having fun. We have Oh we have fun too. And with that, love your podcast. See you on Thursday.
I love you, I love you too.
Looks so fat, You're so nice, Thank you all.
You're welcome.
Gosh, I just want to say, this gimmick is so out overplay, Like it's like I'm not even not even chuckle nothing from I know.
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