Hello, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you so much for tuning in, whether it be on YouTube, which we have our own YouTube channel, or on Spotify or I heard, which is free I Radio app all the Apple whatever. Thank you, we really appreciate thank you. Yes, that's producer Brian right what are you working on there? Yeah? It's purely busy right now, Hi, everybody, I hear he's currently redoing his list.
Let me preface, Laura pissed us all off before the show. She's being really I have my BFF list now wait, bather some by the way, first of all, why what did I do? You don't even know? You don't even know what I do? So I redid I I redid my BFF will number one, spot is Marlae number two, Karen number three, Brian number four, J five, Ear of Corn, six, toenail clipping, seven, t J, Max Cashier, and then eight Laura suck Laura, I'm three. I am three. I can't say that. I
say it. Also, don't don't don't. We're past seven seconds. It's fine, get fucked. I'm three? All right? Wow, how does it feel to be below me? This is not this is not the way, it makes sense. I am Keanu Reeves is chosen one, so it makes sense. Yours is annoying, fan, I've never talked annoying, annoying, and I've never talked to the man. It's your name out there. So number eight is Elvis? Oh god, what nine is Laura? Now look wait, I've got to I've got a contendent for number nine, so
you shouldn go number ten. And that would be my sidewalk because I really like my sidewalk. So I told you lately that I love you. You know when I open up guys during the break and I say, hey, I'm a little sensitive. All right, that's enough of that, Jesus, let's get to our sponsors. I'm a little no, I want to tease something first, I'm a little sensitive today. And then they you guys, you guys like feed on it. You feed lexapros and not one of our
sponsors. You need to know it's prosac thank you very much, which I haven't taken in three days. Oh no, oh, no, hold on, I'm gonna I'm gonna make it. I make you get I'm gonna move you up to number four, move me back to number get fucked. Your st I'm gonna call your mom. She's cross country. What she gonna do? You know what? Videos? I'm gonna send her video? Oh thanks, I am an adult. I will write her an email email. She wouldn't care, She'll know, she knows, she knows what's up your mom.
I don't think she knows, white knows quite what's up. What else does she not know? I don't know. But I'll put together clips of things you've said. Lies, no, just bad words, nasty things those I swear. She don't like it. But you know what challenge I'm an adult. Oh boy, that's not just accept true stress. Okay, So we have about a random news which is I really want you guys to There's
like a couple of stories you're really gonna want to comment on. And then I have a personality quiz that I learned when I was twenty two years old, and it is awesome. Where'd you learn it from? I learned it from a girlfriend. A friend taught it to me, and I've given it to people throughout the years. And if you really think about it and you answer correctly, it really is cool. Okay, Okay, so this is my I guess I'm going to make stuff up on it. I'm just kidding,
all right, Fine, Brian, Laura, look at me. I have been I was, I was always looking at you seriously. Yeah, are you going to take this seriously? Sure? Number three or four? Number three? I don't want you messing it up just to be funny or need the mess up to be funny. Thank god, I'm both of you now. Anyway, we love each other. This is Eric River. This is if I haven't didn't introduced you, I love Eric. Oh my god, whatever. You know who we really? You know who we truly love.
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tell you what I suffer from. I suffer from dog guilt. For example, if I'm gone too long, I feel guilty that Elvis is here and he's been home and he hasn't been walked, and I constantly think about that. I have, like friend guilt I have. There's a lot of guilt that I have. Now we have a new guilt to war it mean to me. No, oh sadly, the one guilt she doesn't have, wow, the one employee, the one guilt. Okay, So this semi show put my house on announced. I'm calling security. My god, I thought
you were going. That was really fun. You were, it was really fun showing up unannounced. I've never done that to you before. Never. Okay. So now there's This new term trending called sunshine guilt. And this is when like, for example, we've had days and days of rain, but today was a nice sunny day. Yes, it was like a work
day. But when you purposely stay inside and you're in bed and you feel guilty that you're not doing anything and you're scrolling through Instagram and you have guilt that you're not outside and join the sunshine when you should be, that's trending sunshine guilt experience that I do sometimes when I'm like, you know what, I should be outside like with the dog, and I'm like laying in bed or I have had that before, not lee. But yes, I hear
a lot of types of guilp, but I've never heard of sunshine. That's it's a new thing. It's a new trend. Okay. A new study found that if you get two back to back nights of bad sleep, it makes you feel four years older. You actually that's been four I have like thirty years of bad sleep. Oh my god. That affects me more than any two in my life. So I'm a twenty seven year old right now.
You are twenty only forty one? Oh my yeah, are a forty year old man in a twenty three year old body, twenty four, twenty three. I don't know, the world may never know. I mix you and Charlie up all the time. So it said, two back to back nights of bad sleep can make us feel four years older than we really are, maybe even more than that. And then the average person felt four years older d D. The people it had hardest said, it feels like they
were ten years older. Like if I don't sleep for two when I pull the split shifts and I don't sleep, I feel like I am one hundred years old. I just feel tired. I don't know if I feel older, I feel older, I look older. It's just every everything, all right. Now, here's a question. Would you rather have a one hundred percent chance of winning one million dollars or a one in four chance of winning one hundred billion dollars? Wait? Wait, wait, I'm sorry say it
again. Would you rather have a one hundred percent chance, guaranteed obviously, of winning a million dollars? Or would you rather have a one in four chance of winning one hundred billion dollars? One million dollars? Yeah, million, See, I'd go for the gamble. You, of all people should I would go for the camp you should take. Yeah, you should take take the million. Take the million for your own benefit and invest it with Jay. He'll make you a billion. You know what. Boom, there's
my answer. Thank you for correcting my wrong. Yeah, you're welcome, all right, That's what I'm here for. So back in the day, I was on the Prices Right, and I want a trip to France. I was called up Laura k Laura Kane, come on down, and I came down and I got on, and I want a trip to Niece and France by doing the squeeze play where you have to take out the number and they squeeze it together and I picked the right one. And then I got
in the showcase and I missed winning a BMW by like that much. But anyway, did you know that people frequently pee their pants when they win, So therefore they have emergency sweatpants backstage and a hair dryer and everything else for when contestants pee their pants on stage during commercials change into sweat Oh my god. They can be on like the showdown or whatever the thing is. Is it crazy? Did I tell you when I went on the Prices Right?
No? Did you were you up there, did you No? It was years ago and I had I went and the people that I went with were like, oh, if we stay for the second show, we double our chances of getting on. And you have to get there like five in the Oh my god. It was excruciating. And so after the first one I was done because then you have to do your dog and pony show. And if they do not pick just so you know, they do not pick people randomly from the audience, go ahead and give your account. I will give
my advice. You have to go through an audition for the producer. And then he had what I call the Robert Palmer girls behind him, because there were like three girls all in back with clipboards and you give them your name and you tell them something interesting about you and then you go sit down. So if you have somebody that's sick or you have some sort of a crazy story, guaranteed you'll get on. So by the second show, I had had it. I had a migraine, I wanted to go home. I
was done. So when I when I had to get up and do my thing again, I told them that I was in porn. Okay, and let's just say I was relegated to the last row right by where the curtain is in the back, and I fell asleep back my god, Okay, slap through the whole second show. Now listen, LA is really close. If you want to get on a game show, go try for a price is right, and here's how you get on. He's right. You do go up in groups of like six or ten people in front of the producer,
and they asked your name real quick, what's your name? What do you do? What's your name? What do you do? What's your name? What do you do? And so that is your chance to make an impression. So I remember saying, Hi, my name is Laura Kane. And at that time I was a traffic reporder and I'm a traffic reporder and I'm on the radio. Hi, my name is Brian. I sell Dick Pics on the line. You just have to be up and bubbly. Eric how maybe have a fun little factoid in your pocket. Boom, you're on
that show. It's so easy, and think about what you could win. Do it. I would say, go for it. It is a long day experience. It's a long day. Well. I mean I did get on and it worked well. My personality. Man, they were I didn't care. I was in such a bad mood when I got face, by the way, I was starving when I got there. There was no food. They won't They wouldn't even let me go across the street to the AMPM and even get anything. They wouldn't let you go to a vending machine.
They take your phones like they It was crazy. I don't remember that. I you know what. I think that was before phones. It was a long time ago when I went, I want like a deli sandwich. Now you guys, okay, oh well this my next story is about sandwiches. That doesn't help me. Okay, are you eating your sandwich wrong? No, I'm not okay. How do you eat your sandwich? Like? Do you have okay? Do you I put it, I move it towards my mouth and I open my mouth right here, sandwich in my mouth? H
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Option A is some decent filling and a little bit of crust each bite. One bite. Do you get a little crust and the middle for at least the first biteyeah? Okay? Or do you Option B? Do you go right for the center? How do you go right for the center around the crust. Did you go right in the center, Oh, because you have to do the crust right away? Huh. I guess it depends on what you okay, that is, if you cut it in half. If I cut in half, either go
for the middle or I go for a corner. Actually, okay, So you do a little crust in okay, okay? Or do you do c and just do crust and get it over with and then you have the good stuff for the last That is psychotic. If you eat all the crust offers, that's zactic thing, that's insane. Yeah, now, now this shocked
me. Do you think the shinings Jack Nicholson's axe in the Shining or the door from The Titanic where Leo DiCaprio sinks, the door where Kate winslet is saved, the floating door in the water whatever she was floating on a piece of wood and he falls off because he couldn't fit on the door. Do you remember Titanic? Yeah? I don't understand the point you maker you start with the shining Okay? The door that that actual door, that prop What
do you think went for more money? What do you think they actually have a funny story about The Shining is that when they were filming The Shining, they had a bunch of fake breakaway doors for Jack Nicholson early. They were like light away doors and they had to replace it with a real door because he used to be like a fire volunteer or something, and you knew how to chop down door. So he was hitting the moon like he was chopping down like a one hit. Oh my god, put a real door on
there so you can actually hit it a couple of times. Do you know that Shelley Duvault was so traumatized that she never acted after that. I never really you never really did see her again. She never acted after that because it was so I'm gonna say the acts went for more mine. Was it okay for an auction? The axe or the door? The axe or the door that Kate Winslet was floating on the door from Titanic? You're right, so that went somebody bought that thing at auction for seven hundred and eighteen.
Yes, it sounds about right. Yeah, what wow, dude, people pay for that collect movie prop collectors are serious? How much would you pay for Indiana Jones's whip from Temple of Doom? Depends on how much money it's worth. How much How much would you pay? Depends on which version is it? Like addiction? Is it a prop version Indiana Jones and the Temple it says it just says Harrison's forwards Indiana Jones whip from Temple of Doom. I'd pay like one hundred grand for it twenty thousand. Oh my god,
are you kidding? I know where I know the maker is still like the person who made tho whips is still in business. I just get but it wouldn't be the actual one. That's fine. Care what about Bill Murray's red rose bowling ball from Kingpin? Who cares that? I remember that movie? Three hundred thousand? Well that three hundred and fifty thousand? Really? Yeah? Oh my god. How about Toby Maguire's black symbiote suit from Spider Man
three. I bet like two hundred fifty k one thousand, and then uh, Kate Winslet's dress from the End of Titanic went for one hundred and twenty five thousand. Oh my god. That is now this is gonna piss you off. It pissed me off. Rancor dot Com did the best comedy films of all time ranked. I'm not gonna give you all twenty. We're gonna start just at ten. Okay, now, think about the best comedy movies of all This is gonna make mad, it's gonna pish you off. It
kind of made me annoyed. It made me annoyed. Okay, I'm gonna say get thrown. You want to throw one out? Good comedy movies, Young Frankenstein, Stepbrothers, Okay, so step Brothers not on there, Monty Python, Holy Grill, that is number three, that's number four. That's fair. That was a funny movie. Yes, it's classic. Yes, what was the other one, you said, Young frank Zine? It was number nine. Airplane Okay, Airplane was number three. That's a good one.
Vacation, Christmas Vacation the best one. Number two? Oh well, oh, Christmas Vacation was number two. That was funny. National Lampoon's Basic Vacation was number seven. Okay, yeah, that was not funny. Let's see what's number one. Caddyshack was ten. Okay. Groundhog Day. Groundhog Day is not on the list of twenty. Actually, is that a comedy? No? I hated groundhog Day. My cousin Vinnie is number eight. That's a good. Yeah, that's a funny movie. I don't think I've
ever seen that, my cousin Vinnie. No foul play, foul play. No. I'll read you the top twenty because you might as well. Okay, National Lampoons, Animal House is twenty. Seana the Dead is nineteen. That was funny. Never saw it. The Blues Brothers the movie or was in He Was a Little Boy one. That was eighteen. Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Okay, not you know that movie is not actually funny, though it's it is entertaining, but it's actually like not that funny, Like there's
no little jokes cracked in at hardly. It's a lot of black humor in it. Kind of it's but it's like some gags, I guess. Anyways, still a good movie coming to America. Number sixteen. I haven't seen it, never seen. I haven't seen that either. I don't have interested Happy Gilmour fifteen, Yeah that makes sense. Fourteen Spaceballs, Oh that was good. Spaceballs is good? Is it? I like Spaceballs? I love Melbrooks movies. Yeah, Off of Space number thirteen, love that movie.
I haven't seen. I haven't seen that entire movie. Oh my god, I love that movie. Is History of the World on there? No? Oh, the Naked Gun from the files of Police Squad is number twelve. Ygad Gun's pretty funny. Planes, Trains and Automobiles is number eleven. That's a good one. Yeah, Lazy and Saddles number one, Islazing I've never seen You've never seen Blazing Saddles. That's another mel Brooks movie. It's kind of funny. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know. It's High Anxiety
on there? No, then we went through all the rest of that. High Anxiety is hilarious. I feel like they've left out a lot of them. No, Blazing Sounds is funny. I don't know if you put number one, but it is funny. But like, where's Anchorman? That was that made me look so fag I find Anchorman is funny, but it should be on this list. Are a different it should be a little bit more current this list anyway. I think old comedy is actually better than did you
ever? Did you ever see the Cameron Diaz one with Christina Applegate called the Sweetest Thing? No oh, what is that a comedy? Oh? Yeah, it is hilarious and like what you call it was on there? Oh you know what else is really funny is twenty one Jump Street? Yes it is. What's the one? What's the one with Bradley Cooper where they're all in Vegas? And oh the Hangover? Yeah? The Hangover? Or super Bad? That's a great one too. That's a great one. Hangover should
have been on there. It's super bad. See there's missing things. In fact, super Bad was that number one. I actually wouldn't be that upset super Bad as it kind of a timeless, freaking surprise. Blazing Saddles was number one. I am too. It is funny though, it is really funny, really old. Yeah, it's nineteen seventy. You know. It's funnies because they use the game word a lot, and you can't use that anymore. And that's what's funny about it. They use the anh yeah oh
yeah, really yeah. It's because didn't it shouldn't be allowed to be seen anymore. I'm surprised that that's number one, considering it's a past because if it's also it was making fun of racism, so it was it wasn't like they were racist. Oh okay, all right, now it's time for my glorious quiz quiz. Okay, here we go. Now, honestly, this is you're gonna have to think. So we're going to leave the music on or put keep putting the music on when you're thinking about these things. I
have four questions. Four questions, okay. The first question is what is your favorite color? Write it down? Second question, what is your favorite animal? Third question is something I want you to imagine. You're in a white room. There are no windows, there are no doors, It's completely white. You're all by yourself. Give me three adjectives. How you feel in that room, how we feel about the room, or just how we feel in the room. How you feel how do you feel about that room?
Being in that room? All white, no windows, no doors, all alone. Three adjectives. You know what an adjective? Yes? Music? Okay, okay, and I have one more question. Okay, now, what is your favorite body of water? Example? Is it a lake, a stream, a river, ocean, that kind of thing. What's your favorite body of water? All right, now we're going to go back to the first one. Your favorite color. Give me three adjectives why that
color is your favorite color? Go? Wait, three adjectives like, for example, what if if it's red, vibrant, exciting, powerful like that, those kind of adjectives. What personify the color like give it? Give me three adjectives. Why did you like that color? Why is that your favorite color? Now I want you to do the same thing for the animal. Tell me why three adjectives, Why that animal is your favorite? I still think about the animal. Hold are you still doing? Are you still
in the color? No? I did every I've done everything, but dog, Oh that's okay, don't worry about it. Well, I don't know, but I just I put a place sholder because so I could come back to it. But I'm not sure what my favorite animal is. Okay, well let me okay, wait, and then the adjectives about why we it's our favorite? Three adjectives. Three adjectives. Why is this particular animal your favorite? Three adjectives explaining or personifying this animal? Whatever? You know what
I'm talking about? Three adjectives. And then to speed this along a little bit more. Okay, we're gonna go to the body of water. You don't have to tell me what it is yet, but I'm going to do the same thing for you. And this is the last thing. Give me three adjectives, Why this particular body of water is your favorite? Why can you connect with it? Adjectives? Please? Three, and then we're done. And then I'll explain everything to you and we'll see if this really holds
up like it does like it has for many many years for me. I've given this test to many people and it's always awesome. Okay, are we done? Did you guys get all your adjectives in even the room? You're done with the room? Okay, So your favorite color is how other people see you because a lot of times you surround yourself with that collar. You wear that collar, you may have that collar in your home. That's kind of how other people say you. So please, Eric, you start,
what are your adjectives? What's your color? And what are the adjectives? Orange? And why fiery? Bold, and electric are the you just explained yourself adjectives. I love it, So that's how other people see you. Bold? Electric? And what was the first one? Fiery? Fiery for sure? Brian? I put dark blue. It is cool, it looks good on me, just kidding. Creative and dark. Oh see, that's kind of how I see you as a little You are a little dark, not in a bad way, but in a not in a good way either.
You are a little dark? What about you? A little dark? I'm not playing. Oh I've already I've done this a long time, all right now. That's so, that's how other people see you. Now. Your favorite animal is how you view yourself because you can kind of you your favorite animals. You can relate to the animals, so you kind of see yourself in that animal. What's your favorite animal? Eric an owl? And why I said that they are wise, sweet and clever. Is that how
you see yourself? I guess wise, sweet and clever. Yeah, definitely, I mean that's how I see you, too, Brian. I chose a snake like snake. This isn't how I see myself, though. I like snakes because they are I think they're pretty, like, they're nice colors, they are sleek, and they are a little mysterious. But that's not
really how I see myself though. You don't see yourself as mysterious. You kind of are, I'm sure, possibly, but not like sleek or I'm not like I don't When I think of someone who like resembles a snake, I guess the quality wise, I wouldn't think of myself all right, Well, okay, snake also has the connotation of like being you know, backstabbing, and you know, not necessarily not I mean right, right, right, okay. Now the room represents death. Oh how did you view the
room? Give me your adjectives? Interesting, calm, peaceful, and serene. I love it. I knew you would. I knew you would see the room that way. I knew it, Brian. It was just a white room with nothing in it, right, and you were all by yourself? Okay, So I said I would be bored, okay, slightly concerned why I was in this room, trapped in this room, and a little confused. Okay, Okay. I don't think I call onto the being death
and noun. Well, no, nobody, you're not supposed to. I don't think that's how i'd be. Maybe that's how i'd be after I die, will be confused, you'd be concerned, probably, I don't know about bored. I don't think i'd be concerned. Well, you'd be concerned why you died at twenty three? Probably? Well, yes, if I died right now? Sure? Okay. Now the body of water represents sex, oh boy, sexuality? What did you choose? Eric? Ocean, And
what are your adjectives? Here we go now? Unpredictable, wild and rhythmic. He wants a surprised Sasha Cohen Barrett finger in the butt. Oh wow, what was the first one? Unpredictable, while and rhythmic. That's so good, it's perfect. Oh god, Brian, Okay, oh no, what body of water? Did you choose an unconsensual body of No, I'm kidding, Okay, So I I chose a lagoon or by you the camera on he was on lagoon or bio. I like I like this, I like it. I like bious. Now I have my three adjectives, and
I'm gonna give you my secret fourth adjective as to why I chose. Look at your bious. It's not it's not as it's not. Actually first one is calm, quiet, secluded. Now my fourth adjective is I like bious because of the Pirates Caribbean ride at Disneyland. That's the real reason. And why is that because it's exciting? No, because it's nice and dark and quiet, and I like the aesthetic of it. So you chose so you view sex as no excluded? No, you're you're private. You're very private
about that part of your life. Sure, so I can see that as how you would view sex. And I like that you picked lagoon or like a bayou or something that's kind of cool. I'm gonna be honest, maybe that tracks I really just picked it because I like the parts Caribbean Ride at Disneyland. Okay. Like the restaurant they got land the Blue Bayou. Yes, I've been there. I love it. That's a great restaurant. It's the coolest. That's why I want my backyard to look like someday is water
trees. I'm gonna import some fireflies, throw them in the back. Do you want it covered or is it going to be open air? I just will enjoy it more at night time. Yes, So maybe this speaks to my sexual proclivities. I think it just means I really like But did you like it? That's like my friend little it's kind of cool. Huh. Okay, anyway, so that's my big It's neat, super neat, It's super yeah. Oh my gosh. Okay, So next week I'm going to give Brian some videos left hands. No, God, are you kidding me?
Do you think he would remember calm, quiet, secluded, Yes, he would run out that door and never come back. I would never be able to get it up again. Oh my god, thank you so much. Oh my god. So my brother brought he took some old old videos, even some real to reel of, like of when I was like three years old, four years old, anyways, some of those videos. But there's a video of me when I was twenty with my ex husband when we were dating. And you're not going to believe this video. So I'm gonna
say, we're gonna play that. We're going to hopefully have more information about May our May party, which is going to celebrate Brian's to your anniversary being with us, which is amazing. Yeah, apparently Laura's bird and my birthday, which haven't said land on a Friday. So let's make it May twenty fourth. Why not? God, you guys are going to have such a good time. Yeah, let me wait, real quick quick question. Wow,
dude, don't even joke about that. If I'm off my right now, I've got how mad I am anyways, even but just out of curiosity because one of these what you ideally would like to do is still a little bit up in the air. Yeah, at what point do we make backup plans. Let's see. Oh good, good question. Yeah, because I know she will just chip away at this until like the week before and be like, oh shit, oh no, no, I will all go. We'll just have it here. No, I've been told not to have it
at my house. Yeah, I've been told not to four pm on a Thursday. I'm too trusting. Apparently, No, we will. We are having a party of some sort and get ready mark down either May twenty third, May twenty word, May twenty fifth, keep those how much you keep all those things were going? But hopefully May twenty four because that'll be just super fun and we can celebrate Brian and me. I don't we will want to fourth why because you want to don't want to share with you? So
you want to do two things. I don't want to celebrate your birthday. I think we should just not do your thing and we should just do my thing on my birthday. I celebrate your birth birthday privately, but I think we should publicly celebrate. How are you privately going to celebrate my birthday? You probably want two different cakes private? Yeah, we'll make it. You're going to get your Keanu stuff that day apparently, or maybe before that I
don't know. Ask the keeper. That's right, it's going to be changed constantly. I don't get it. I know it's there. You will present it at the party. Oh, that'll be amazing, and we'll do a live broadcast. It's gonna be greats. I might not be presenting it. Yeah, we're gonna do it on Friday. Don't don't do that to me, Eric. Maybe Cana will even be there. Yea, I might not even be presenting it. I don't present. So he shipped to you and then pick it up from you, and then I don't think. So don't
don't tease me like that. That's too much for my heart to bear. You and I need to talk. No, we us three need to talk, or you need to talk the talent. The talent is actually we all three could talk. We could get this. Actually, no, just you and I because we want to surpres No, we did. He doesn't want to be spread. Okay, you've already told us there. I want to know. I know you've already you've made that know ahead of time, you've
made that clear. Okay, So anyway, thank you for listening. Get ready for some cool news coming up on Oh and do I have some new auditions for you. Oh no that, I swear to god. I I worked on I did it again and again and again, and I just this one. I might you might actually think I'm good. What's the role? I'm a mother? Again? I don't think you're qualified for that role? Obviously not. Geez, I haven't gotten any of these dang things anyway. Have you tried any best friend roles? Oh? Oh, too old?
I'd I'd be okay with that at this point, I'd fine. I don't think you could pulled off though, because you are like the opposite of sexuality out okay? What okay? What about me not taking my Prozact for three days, being tired, being sensitive and you guys like feasting on I'm actually I'm actually being a delight. You are saying you just you floated the best friend thing again after making that funked up list, and I don't like to
just upset. I'm number three right now and you're number four. I can't rething about that you talked be mad at Eric about that you made that list. I am, but I'm mad at you too for various things. Baby, that's not new. I'm just no. My only point was is that you said you'd be a millf. I was like, well you have you have somewhat of a dry history of the last ever it seems like, okay, that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm not good about it. It kind of
would suggest, actually I couldn't. You're just a milf with the vagina. Please, it's it's a Midwif it's a m I w F, I wouldn't like to enough enough. You're like a milk. I need to go take my pills please, I need to take my meds right now. All right, I we can make you a business card that says like milf DV. What's Stevie? No, don't shut up? Okay anyway, thank you for thank you so much for listening. We really appreciate you hanging on this long
and playing along with us, and it means a lot. Dude, you know what. I love you and love your podcast. I love you, I love you. I just log out and let's get it over with and we'll move on to next week because it's going to be a better week because I'll be all meted up. And she hits me. I already hit you today. I know you called HR, but I'm HR. No you can. You may not because that today you don't deserve one, and it's annoying and it's kind of it's kind of annoying. Oh my gosh, you ask
for it every time and it's weird. I agree, it's kind of Thank you. Thank you for backing me up for one for once. Oh I always back you up on closing out. Thank you, I always do. I'm gonna start having him close out and then you can just like be like top three on both of you guys' list. You can just stop out, can I of what you're doing for the last five years? You could just get up and leave. You want to just like take off? We can continue. Would be funny, man, that would be funny that that name
is on like one of those scales. It's just like that you'd see on the prices, right, the little yodel ERTs just like it's just going down down town value looks like this. Oh wait, stock market crash. Like I ranked her so high a week ago. Yeah, you were number two and now you're number four. She was number one point five, that's right now she's now she's behind toenail clippings and the TJ Max cash here guess We're your boy? Is that trace? Shut up? Log out? Love you.
I love you, my sweet babies. You love me and I love you too. Someone loves me. I love you. Okay bye,