Hello, look at us. Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Hi. I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer. We are the Bobbsey Twins. We are We look cute. I think you look well, No you don't. That front part is not good that way. Do you need like a little messacare or something, a little lip anyway, welcome to the show. Thank you so much for watching and listening. We sure appreciate it. We
sure hope that we provide some sort of escape from your everyday grind. You know, we just want to be a light, fun escape, like you're like having dinner with us, because this is literally literally what it's like to go out to dinner with us. It really is. We'd delight. We are delight. We are we are. Okay, So on this episode, Brian has a wild card. He's gonna whip out. You have some sort of special thing for me. I have something that I ordered for you because
I feel like you need to be educated. It's an educational tool. Okay, I'm just hoping that it is allowed on YouTube. I'm actually not sure. Well, we'll see what happens when I whip it out. I'm nervous. We're gonna play what's your price? The favorite game? What's your price? I have some good ones today, and real quick, before we start with our sponsors, do you know that this has words? Don da da d done dun dun. Yeah, shaven a haircut two bits? I did
not. Okay, you are forty five. You really know he's not he's older than that, because he's I mean, we are. You didn't know that shaven a haircut two bits? Had no idea? I thought that was like so cool. Anyway, Oh and by the way, we are okay, let me ask you something real quick, Eric. Yes, we are going on five years in August. We will be doing this podcast together, you and me for five years. Yes, I know you respect this podcast.
You love the people that listen and watch. So therefore, this is going to be something that's gonna challenge you, and you're gonna do it. You have to agree to do it. We're gonna do the stand up comedy routine. Hell no, yes we are. Eric. Now I have all off the air. I'll tell you some ways that will make it a little easier. What are you so afraid of? What are you? Okay, tell me why you're afraid? Why are you not funny. You are hysterical.
This will push you out of your comfort zone. It's always good to be pushed out of your comfort zone a little bit. Now, Brian is gonna like rock it, of course, Well, of course he will. Yeah, probably, Yeah, Brian will kill it. Yeah. I probably most likely will lose. But I'm gonna give it my all. I'm telling you what I will. I've been thinking about it already, but we're gonna make it a thing. So it's going to just do you love me? I love you, unconditioned? Do you respect me? I do? Do
you respect my decisions? Well, don't answer that. I don't answer that, not all the time. But this is gonna be a good thing. This is gonna be funny to watch. It's gonna be painful, maybe, but great. It's not gonna be funny. It'll be not funny. The two of you will be funny. I will not be funny, but that'll be funny. If you're not funny, you're doing it. You're doing it. I'm gonna just say, you know, I just flew into San Diego, and boy, are my arm's tired? Fine? Make a bunch of
dad jokes, Look up a bunch of jokes. Okay, the joke part isn't funny. The fact you've told you like three dimes in a row exactly. Come on, that's part's kind of funny. Now listen, in all reality. You know what you could do and I can't believe I'm even saying this out loud. What you could download some AI app, Chat, GPT or whatever and have them write it for you, all of them for a
I know I won't do that, but Eric could easily do that. You know what, You could dick up some old thing that nobody's heard in a long time and then just do it. Eric, You're doing it. No, yeah you are. I'm going to be sick that day. I strap No, you're not. Eric. Come on, you gambled for the first time for me, and I appreciate that and thank you. It was really funny and fun and cute and I loved it. And this is another thing
you're going to do for me because you love me. Thank you and the show and I love the fact that you This is another thing you're going to do for me. Thank you. And because you're in, You're in. I know you're you're going to do it. Okay, you know what if I have to do this for you. What do I have to do? What do I have to do? What don't I want to do? I'm going to make you watch I'm like a one minute video of somebody puking.
And that's different from the videos you send me daily, well because I don't watch them, No I don't. So then this one, you'll have to watch one minute of it, a one minute video, and then you will agree to do the stand up. Sure. This is how invested I am in this and how good I think it's going to be. Okay, oh, this is awesome. Thank you for agreeing to do it. I will do it. I will suffer through it. It's going to make me crazy and my poems are gonna just what. I'm probably going to pass out,
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tax preparation, and divorce analysis. Call J today at eight five eight five five two six' nine six to zero or email him at jaide W at Capitol Growth Inc dot com. All Right, I have a question for you guys, and it's just not deep or anything. It's just I'm curious what things are you comfortable doing alone? For disturbating? Come on, I'm not comfortable doing that long partner. Wow, I didn't expect it to go there right away. Oh my god. Yeah, she she does. She
messages me, she frequently, she calls me. Sometimes she complains about She's like, you're so vulgar. I'm like kind of the part. I know it is just it's yeah, she thinks you're hilarious. But I've told my mom, I'm like, you know, it's an act, Like it's just a right jokes right now, I can. I have no problem going to dinner by myself. And I can because I can, you know, like read or look at my phone or something. I don't have a problem with
people looking at me if I'm alone eating dinner. I on the other hand, I cannot go to see a movie alone. I don't know why, but I just it's too sad. It makes me a little bit depressed and a little bit I get a little weirded out, like people are like, oh, look at that girl sitting all by herself, outsad, poor thing. Now what are you comfortable doing alone? Are you? Are you comfortable going to dinner by yourself? Are you comfortable? Are you comfortable going on
a trip by yourself? Have you ever done that? I'll go last because it will tie on a wild card, all right, so, oh good. I used to not be comfortable doing it, but I I've been a couple of times to the movies by myself, but I don't like going to eat by myself. Do you enjoy going to the movies by yourself? I'm getting better at that, but you don't like going out to dinner by yourself. Have you ever gone on vacation alone? No, okay, one time. It was one time at band camp. It was like two thousand and
eight. I think I was right out after I got out of rehab. I think I was still living with Tommy and I had a weekend or a whole week. Oh, they had a week off. We had a week off. I'm like, what am I going to do? So I'm like, you know what, I want to go on a trip alone. So I drove to Sedona by myself, stay in an hotel, hiked alone, tried to find the vortexas went on this really really cool stargazing tour in the middle of the night on the top of this hill. It was pitch black
and you could see the Milky Way. It was really really cool. And I listened to books on tape the whole way there and the whole way back. So I just read something where they said everybody needs to do that at some point, is just go on a trip by yourself. I yeah, one agree, And a friend of mine recently it's like I want to experience that with somebody. I don't want to, but I get it. I
totally get it. Yeah, And then think about like the people you can meet or not or just be alone with your thoughts, and I don't know, I think it's cool. Would you go on trip by yourself? Yeah? I actually love being alone. I mean, I love being with people,
but I also, like, do not mind being alone. I don't know, Maybe that's just me, but I think it's kind of fun to be wholly absorbed in just oneself, and not in a selfish way, but just in like a very like conscious of your mind in a way that you can only do when you're alone, especially when you do something like really kind of intense alone. But I don't mind doing a lot of things alone, or going to the movies, as I did twice. This, Oh is this okay? Play a wild card music, Play a wildcard music? Is
this? He says, is dovetailing. We're dovetailing right now. Whale tailing, whale tailing. This is weird music for this, Okay. So my girlfriend's been studying for school the last this last weekend, so I had basically a whole weekend to myself, and I was like, what the fuck do I do with myself? So I went to the movies on Friday night and I saw Furiosa. It's incredible, it's great. It's not as good as Fury Road, but it's super good. Can't wait. What time did you
go and what movie theater were you at? Gross? Small? I think it went like seven pm or something. So was it crowded? Nope? I went and saw the Imax too, okay, and it was very It was not crowded all, which is actually disappointing because I want that movie to do well. It's very It's not quite as good as Fury Road. It is incredible though, it's super good. So do you know what I heard which sucks is that he had a trilogy it may still happen, and they
said because of the lackluster ticket sales, it might not happen. And that's what he was banking on. Was this to do really well? So it was it was going to be about Max's origin. Yeah, well's well, see. I think this this movie is. It's tremendous. It's so good. I think he'll end up doing well. I think once it gets released on streaming, I think the Numbles Numbers will do really well. But any Anya Taylor Joys in it and she's fantastic, Like Chris Hemsworth in it and
he is incredible. I mean, he really steals the show. It's pretty Does he play Max? No, he's just a villain. Max isn't in it? Okay. The only criticism I have is that the first The Fury Road was very practically practical effect oriented. Not say there wasn't CGI, but Furiosa definitely has a lot more CGI scenes, which sometimes take away from it because especially when you compare it to Mad Max, which was very real so still very good. And then on Sunday I went and saw In a Violent
Nature in the theater. Oh okay, wait a minute, how was that? It's pretty good. It's very stylized, which makes it good. Otherwise it would be a little bland. But it is a kind of a generic horror slasher movie. But it is from the perspective of the killer the entire time, so you're just falling around the killer. It's like Friday the thirteenth if you only watched what Jason was doing the entire time. Now, is it one of like those which I hate? One of those found foot Do
you remember do you remember the movie Hardcore Henry? Yeah, I love that movie. Okay, so is it like that? No? Oh okay? It is third person, and in fact, you actually you do leave the killer sometimes. You focus on the victims sometimes, but it's largely told through his perspective on the events happening more than anything else. And it is definitely slow at times because there's he doesn't say a word and you know the story. It's really light on the story. No one cares about why what's happening
is happening, but has impeccable style. It's shot by the one by one format, so it's a square. It's not like nine by six or sixteen by nine. Like most movies are really interesting, great color grading, great cinematography. It's really it's really fun. It is incredibly gory, though it's very gory. See, I won't go to anything it doesn't have good color grading. What about you? That is no, but that's something that like Mad Max is something that is heavily color graded and looks really good. Is
Mad Max? The one where they had that that popcorn bucket that everybody's going crazy about. Oh that's no, it's a, it's another one. Dune had one, but then there's a new one Deadpool dead Pool. Okay, so it looks like a like a that's the kind of bad with a big mouth. The blow job, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it looks like a sex toy. Oh it's a joke. It's intentional anyway. Anyways,
Furios was really good and the violent nature is good. It's a little more artsy, so it's not quite high octane entertainment, but it is if you can appreciate that, it's really good. So I recommend both them. Okay, did you feel any sort of way, like kind of sad guy going? Yeah, I was both depressed and like very content, so it was weird. Wow, that's like, like this is sad. And I was like, I don't mind. Did you like have popcorn? And the
whole thing like, I don't I'm not a popcorn person. So I just picked up got a drink and that was good to go. All right, all right, love my popcorn. Before we get into what's your price? Speaking of price, I bought you something or see. I don't know if we can with this out. Is this is something I get to keep? Yes, just do it? I think if it's for educational purposes, it is, it is. I think you're fine, all right? Oh God?
Preface this by saying, Eric is somebody who has never seen a woman's genitalia in the live or in person or are I don't even know the one picture. The pictures you have seen are all like really messed up ones. So I think you have a really bad view of what they really look like. But you don't know what think what's what and where it goes? You know where this goes and where that is. So what I did was I got you a model. Oh no, and it's kind of I don't think
it was meant to be educational, if you know what I mean. I think it was meant to be to well, it was. It was hard to find one that wasn't like two hundred dollars that Laura's use a flashlight to demonstrate. Gross. I'm here. I just want okay, Oh god, I don't think I can put this up? Can I? Okay? Now? Eric? What this right here? I can't do this. I don't think I can do this. I don't want to watch you. I know, I know, I know if you know what, it's gonna make him
uncomfortable. It's gonna make you uncomfortable, but just hand it to Eric. This is actually a nice looking one. Yes, Now, this is the part that you stimulate. These are the labia means to know these parts? He doesn't. This is medical. He doesn't need to know, just should know. Just grab it, Eric, touch it a little bit and just pet it like it's a little doggy it for the show. He was his finger up there tomorrow. Is this something that like you can Actually I don't
even want to know. I don't want I'm not sure that. I don't know what other purpose you'd have, like keeping your change in there or something. Yes. Oh god, all right, boys, get out your paths of paper, because it's time for name your price. Thank you for not making me do anything disgusting like lick at or whatever. No, I I you were saving me. You have some that would have gotten this canceled drug? Yeah, sure that wouldn't have been okay, throw up? All right?
Do we have any kind of like bumper music we can play into this? This is a radio term bumper music. Oh, don't play the again. This is a fun gang. We like this game. There we go, all right. This game is where I give everybody a scenario and you have to tell me or write down the lowest amount that you would do this thing for touch that vagina, eight bazillion dollars, and you always are you always exaggerate. I want you to be more realistic this time, like,
really think about it. No, I'm not exact. There's that I wouldn't do here exactly. Yeah, right before the show was literally no, come on, you were I saw you you had your finger. Oh god, Okay, I'm going to do one just for Eric, and I want you to be I don't want you to go one trillion dollars. Be okay, this is really happening. Okay, it's really happening. It is a twenty
four year old woman. She is naked, and she's got a great body, she's clean, she's everything's fine, and she's standing in front of you. You have to take your finger and just touch her, not even rub or anything, just touch her in her private area consensual, consensually. Yes, of course she's there for that. What's your price? And don't put one trillion dollars or I'm going to be so mad, be honest. Just you are ridiculous. You were absolutely ridiculous, Brian. You don't have to
please one billion dollars. That is the dumbest thing. You are so ridiculous. You just have to touch it. You don't even have to do anything to it. Yeah, come on, what's the real answer. Okay, what is the real answer. It's getting so read. She is she's a stranger, but she's there just for you to touch it. Not even sexually. Well that definitely would not be a no. No. Just she's standing in front of you. You just have to go woop and that's it.
You God, he's ridiculous. He's absolutely ridiculous. Hey, I just lowered my price. I just lowered my Okay, I want to seriously, if if someone said five hundred thousand dollars, just go touch touch it, you'd say no, five hundred thousand, yeah, okay, okay, okay, now we're somewhere, okay, two hundred and fifty thousand. No, So someone off he says two undred fifty thousand, you just have to go do
that, you'd say no, I don't that. There's no way. No, she's standing right there and you just have to And I have a box of money that's dollars. You just have to reach a fine fifty Okay, let's try one hundred. No, it's this is not the kme art. Get down twenty five dollars. Touching yune is negative a thousand, by the way, cross a thousand. What your price to get kicked in the chest by a horse? Oh? Hell no? Did I ever tell you about?
So this is true. My dad was a landscape architect and he was doing a job for this client that had up up stables, and the daughter of the client went out to put some brushes away and spook the horse, and it kicked her in the face and she had to have full wreaking like knocked out all of her teeth, like ripped her eye lid off, like almost killed her. And I was like, oh, a billion, not even a billion. I don't uhh, that'd kill you. Two hundred thousand
dollars. Oh my god, are you crazy? Okay, I'll see you guys both in the hospital. No, chest, I can survive chest. Also, I'm gonna kind of lean back like neo as you know, as it kicks me, So I'm not going to take the full impact. Here's the problem with me. It's gonna pop my boob, my breast, implant. You know you do know that your heart is right there, she's got airbags. She's fine. Well, you're not gonna die from it. This that's my own rule. You might well okay, well whatever, okay,
what's your price? And this will be interesting because I want to know what you guys had to repeat the last meal you ate for every meal for one month? Oh, every single meal for one month? The last meal you ate let's see one month? Okay, all right? First Eric, how much? Oh? Five hundred bucks? So you must add something good? What'd you have? I had a chicken and white cheddar and uh onion burger burger yump that I made at home. Brian, what's your price? I
had a California Brios two hundred bucks, all right. I had a waffle, a big giant waffle, scrambled eggs and bacon, And I said, one thousand dollars because that probably isn't going to be good for me for one month to eat that every single day. You know what, No, I'm going to take a zero off one hundred dollars. I do that for one hundred dollars, all right. What's your price to have an Audi belly button that's three inches long? Oh? God? Three inches long like that forever.
Oh gosh, see as a woman. Oh this is tough, this is tough. It is so gross up looking. You got a dick sticking out of your chest. I'm going five hundred thousand, five hundred million dollars, yes, because I would have that ship wacked off. Yes, absolutely, I'm doing seven and fifty thousand. You two are quick, crazy. You can tucket. I can do. I'll drop it off myself, chop it off. That is disgusting. Okay, what's your price? Show up for work or school in a robe and nothing else? Now, Brian,
this is when you go into work. This is this is a power play if you ask, oh gosh, let's see nothing else, just a robe, show up for work, full day of work, your eight hours. I really got to think about this because, like I really realized, think about this. I feel like you're one mental breakdown away from doing that. I know. I mean you might not have done it last night. All right, anyway, what is it Eric? One hundred bucks? Yeah, to go the full day at work wearing a robe and nothing else. Sure?
Wow, I said fifteen hundred. I said five thousand, Okay, because I want five thousand, because you want five thousand, but you do it for less. Yeah, it's just it's a good way to make five thousand, as I wouldn't do it for much less. That Can you imagine going to work and not having to wear underwear. You'd just be like, no, you that's you don't do that anyway. Right. You can get fired though, the thing you get fired over. Yeah, I mean you
have to give you'd have to like work with clients in your robe. Okay, you'd have to meet new perspective, okay, whatever, All right, what's your price to give pedicures to every resident in a nursing home? Ill? And just say there's about twenty five of them and you have to get full on petticures with the scrubbing of the calluses and everything. Oh god, and I bet a lot of those have like hammer toe and feet get weird.
Oh god, I do it for two grand Oh my god, no wait no wait, let me think about this being too too quick on the trigger. Here is that one time? It's one time you have to Oh god, all right, Brian, what's your price? I'm adding trauma? Oh he's like really seriously thinking about this. That is absolutely revolting. There's probably missing toes. Oh I need to there's definitely dark nails. Oh god, I'm changing. I changed my bruised dark old nails or no nails or
no nails. God, I would die, Oh my god. Okay, ship, I don't know if I could talk about this on that I saw somebody to date with the most sandals. Oh, I thought I was gonna puke, older person, younger. It was the toenails that it looked like a butthole because it was like no nail, had no to I don't know. I just put many nines on this paper as like, my god, oh god, it sounds, oh god, literally making my eyes water. Okay, this one I want an honest I want you to visualize this as
my stomach is growling. I'm so hungry right now. What's your price to eat a live roach? Oh? Let me think about this. What type? Just your basic and it has to be sizable. Not only from the pet store or is it from the garbage dumpster? Do they sell roaches at the pet store? Translators, it's from the garbage. It's from your from not your house from like my answer, Oh, I got an answer for you. It's from downtown San diego Oh hell, and it's sizable. Okay,
I'm really truly thinking about this. Okay, you know what, honestly, oh my god, really really would I do this? Really? Really really? Yes, I would ten grand. I'm being honest. I'm being honest. Somebody had ten thousand dollars in front of me and there's a roach, it would be horrific. I would hate it. I would die almost. But I know ten thousand dollars. Do you know how much poop and those legs have walked on? Well, I'm not going to think about Oh,
that's just the act of eating. Oh my god. Okay, so Ryan, what's your price? Your roommate is gross, three, your roommate is disgusting, My roommate has walked Oh my god, I said, need to eat a live roach for ten thousand dollars A downtown a downtown live roach. Yeah, so you live sizable roach? Ten grand? Come on, Brian. Okay, my answer is the same as last time. I added an extra row of nines. Well, why is it's? Whyse It's so
incredibly it is disgusting to be disgusting. I want to do it. I want I want all the money on this paper, which I can't even count. God, you don't get to do the nine nine to nine thing anymore. Okay, okay, you do, then here we go. Yeah, what's your price to get in a hot tip naked with your family? Oh god, well, my whole family's dead. Whole family will pretend that they're not. You're, you're. Everybody's alive, and you're you are. You're
at a cabin and it's like maybe snowy outside. You guys want to get in the hot tub because it's what you're gonna get naked. Come on, I'm setting the scene. Thank god. Oh gosh, let me think mom, Dad, Oh, oh my god, Jenny, Eric, Oh lord, oh boy, at this age, let's see wow wow wow wow wow. Okay, Laura's like five dollars. No, what is your answer?
Eric? One trillion dollars? That is disrespectful? No, come on, No, you heard how upset my mom got when she saw me in bike shorts, Like, can you imagine your mom walked up to a hot tub naked in front of oh my hey? Okay, okay, have my answer, and I did not do I did last time. This time my answer is as many eights as like a fit on the saw really, yeah, I said one hundred thousand dollars. Oh my god. Yeah, well last time you said you give your data massage like a hundred fifty boh, yeah,
that's true. Oh god, do you still want to do that Laura half the time of his life? Or would you like to give your brother Eric a massage? No? No, no, I don't think so. What about Jenny? I give Jenny massage? Yeah, that's not especially for chicks. Sure, no problem, it's not. I do that for nothing. But for Eric, I don't know. Every chick is like two inches away from being like bisexual. It's fine. Oh my oh what's your price
to use somebody else's a complete stranger? You don't know this person's toothbrush for one month? Oh somebody you don't know as stranger toothbrush has been used. It's been used, no, but not like heavily, and you got to use it for the rest of the month. And let's let's assume they don't have any diseases or anything they're going to pass on to you. It's just the act of using a stranger's toothbrush. Okay, this is pathetic. Oh my god, Okay, Eric, don't copy Brian that's not okay my joke.
That is ridiculous. Okay, when we do the stand up, I want him to go first so he can't go after me and just copy my joke. Good, good idea, because I am not going first. That was not part of the deal. We'll go second. Okay, you can go last. I don't care. No, I'm going last, so that he can't copy my note. I'm not going first. He'll go second. We got him in. Let's just get it in first. I had two grand, but I changed it. I know, my thing with teeth and
feet, five five hundred, that's fine. Yeah, gross, you two are gross. What's your price to allow five people to vomit on you? Oh, Laura? One dollar? Now? Let me just no dollar? No, what is no? Honestly they have there, they have to puke on you, on your on your chest, on your pants, on your shoes. How do you know that's not a normal Friday? Or I might I might make extra money that way. He has a puke My god, oh my god, there're probably is such a thing. Oh guarantee you,
oh for sure. Only fans are you kidding? Just for fans, just for fans? Okay, what's your price, Brian, mine is ten thousand dollars. Oh my god. Here's the thing. Five people throw up on you, which happens to people I'm sure all the time downtown anyways. The people throw up on you, you go immediately, shower, hose off, take a clothes off, whatever. It's a problem for like ten minutes. Eric, mine is one hundred thousand million, mine is one gig a billion.
That's insane. I would never No, I no, I am. I'm dead series. So somebody said, Laura, here is here is a suitcase full of one hundred dollars bills. No, I can't if you were what if you were a negative seventeen dollars in your check? I am okay, let me let me rephrase I have been lately, Laura. I bring into this studio a briefcase and it has twenty thousand dollars in it, and I say I can fix you know, fifty fifty thousand dollars. I say
I can fix all of your financial issues right now. You don't have to worry about it. It'll set you back up. You can buy yourself a real Louis Vuittont this time, maybe a new car if you wanted to all your problems will be solved. All you have to do is let five people throw up on you. You can pay your rent for the next twenty five years. I'll keep hustling. Way have been, No way. I don't believe that. No, do you understand phobias? Do you understand? Like
terror? What's scarier than your terror? What homelessness? Not to me? You gotta be homeless and have people throw up on you? Almost, that's insane. It's a legitimate phobia of mine. Like it, like it's making me like my palms are just sweating right now? Another not I just like her arms are heavy? Okay? What's your price to sing the national anthem acapella at a Podrais game? Oh? A sold out Podrais game. Well remember when Roseanbar did it? Yes, and she grabbed a crotch and that
whole thing. No, you wouldn't, you would not do that. I couldn't grab my crotch. Oh, say, can you see okay anzerly lie? Can I can? I can? I read it? And the rockets red lare That wasn't too bad? That was actually good? Right? What's your price? I'll I have a mile ago first fifty thousand dollars. Honestly,
yeah, okay, okay, five hundred thousand dollars. When we had a singing contest and we had a singing teacher in here and we were he guaranteed me that he had a song because we sang for her to critique us, he spoke the words. He he refused to sing. I think I did, didn't I do Madonna's Justify My Love? It is ridiculous and I'm so mad. I've never been but it was. It's a song. It's ridiculous. It's a song I would do it for. I want to kiss
you in Paris. It's a stupid one. I do it for ten grand No, you know what, No an song I do five five thousand? Did you? The new Eminem is great, stupid. I love it. It's super good. He is my husband, my lover, my all time crush. Don't all of his singles he drops are always amazing, incredible. I love It's so good. Marshall Mather, Oh well, that's slim. Slim Shady is the Death of Slim Shady coming out this summer. The Death of Slim Shady is the name of his album this next one. Yes,
it's coming out this summer. Okay, Adam Lambert's new CD is really good, not even close to the talent of the man. Oh please name Marshall Meadow please. You grew up on the eight Mile. Yeah, what's your price? To be frozen and then revived one hundred years later? Oh that would be a freaky. That would be so freaky. Think about one hundred years ago, I don't think, because all my friends would be dead, all the advancements we've made, Where would we be. I will I'll go
right now, negative one thousand. I will pay you. I will pay money for this what but not now? I want to wait till i'm older, well, like our age or like older old. Yeah, what you mean? You mean Laura's age late eighty so checks out well, like I want to be like end of life like not like you know, like Laura's age. Yeah. I want to be in my last couple of years, not like I could barely get around like you know older. And then yeah, freeze me and let me live a couple years in the future. Oh
my god, kids are so mean. I would do it would take a lot. I'm going to say twenty two million. End of your life though, but I don't I think I just want to be done. I don't think I want to be revived at the end of your life. So you only have to live a couple extra years, I know, but by then probably they can extend my life indefinitely. Maybe. And then if you want to live forever, you have the option. I know, but then I might not. No, Okay, so let's do this what Brian producer.
Brian has a great idea. So we'll do at ninety nine years old, you and I will get frozen, and then a hundred years later we'll wake up and we probably live forever. We'd be like those chicks and death becomes her. But do you want to live forever? That'd be kind of cool. No, well, I mean rickety and be like no, let's just pretend that they don't. Why not? I don't know, because there should be a time when you just you're eternal rest, you know what I'm saying.
But don't don't go there with me forever. Don't go Look I'm going to see my dad again. Okay, I don't even say, wouldn't you rather lights just don't go out? I know that's what you think. Look what let's go out? Yeah, and then there's nothing you'll imagine if we were just hot for the rest of our lives, like we never got older. It's too late for me on that line. Are we talking like twenty years ago or like at this age now? If we got frozen, when
we get frozen at the age we're at right now? Okay, I think we're thinking about this too. We are, we are, we are, we are. I mean, but I think you and I should do it. Okay, I mean, you'll still have big, rock hard boobs hopefully the horse didn't know she No, she won't because over time, well you'll be frozen. You won't be getting them done every year. Yeah, but when you come out of it, they'll still be hard and big, not necessarily all right now, really, truly, truly, truly, this is
the last one we're doing. Okay, and I'm talking full on. Okay, Okay, we're all friends. We're like family, right, the three family. Yes, Brian's our son, your mommy in this instance. No, he's he's our friend. Okay, Oh god, God, this is gonna be something disgusting. No, it's not disgusting. What's your price to perform a strip tease for all of us? Here? We did this question last time? We did? Yes, because remember I said one hundred forty
bucks right now you have to take your pants off? And you you were like no, because you gave a ball answer. I did. We did. Eric also gave like a two dollar answer, say two dollars rate because I'm sorry to the fire on this one. Okay, let's see who's tomorrow. Oh, what's your price to lick the nose of the player to your right? That would be me, right, that would be you for me. Don't don't put your nose up yet. Let me put my price down. You better say like a penny. Okay, let me make it.
Hey, hold on, he'll stop to lick the inside of the person's nose to your left, to your right? Mm hmm. But yeah, what did you put? Wait? Because you'd have to do, Brian? Okay, what's your answer, Brian, Because you'd have to do. There's a lot, there's a lot of riding. There's a lot of my god, now there's sevens now they're probably seven seven seven. Come on, Brian, let's get real. Let's put let's bring out that, let's bring out that briefcase again. I don't want you to, but if you had to.
I'd let you if there was a briefcase full stacks of one hundred dollars bills, just stacks and stacks and stacks on Brian, here you go. All you have to do is stick your tongue up my nose. It's still riding. Wow, this is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. I said fifty dollars, I'd do that. I do that to you for fifty. I know you'd be doing it to Brian. I'll do it for fifty. Steak your nose. There's no boogies in there, well there might be, who knows.
You Just stick. I don't want to get a surprise. Well, whatever, that's the risk you're taking. Still writing you still right? God is not okay, I know, but he's a little boy. He could do anything, all right, Brian, show your answer. What the hell my tongue anywhere near you? Guys? The nines and wait but wait does it go on to another page? Oh wow, extra extra on the next
paces. Get real, Brian, get real. That's my price that I think you are being ridiculous, and I think you're joking, and I think I'm gonna maybe have a little conversation with your mom about me not wanting to lick the inside of your nose. Have that conversation with my mom. I'll have a conversation with your mom about how cheap you are. I don't want to give my dad. You don't care, you don't care about taking a naked hot ride with your family. Rely. Okay, all right, all
right, alright, alright, we're done. We're done. We're done, We're done, right done, all right. We'll be back next week with well someone is going on recasion, but we have we still are going. We're chugging along like normal. We have an episode coming up next week and until then, thank you so much for watching and listening. We sure love that you guys do every week. We really sure appreciate it. And I love your podcast. Love your podcast. I love you, my sweet babies,
love you everybody that was creepy. Bye bye