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Laughing On The Sidelines

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Laughing On The Sidelines is a comedy/ sports podcast with adult language and content where we like to take jokes a little bit too far; especially when they are about sports. We dive into the current sports news and give you our opinions and predictions. Enjoy the conversation and follow us at Laughing On The Sidelines on facebook.
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Episodes

Would You Do It For $10K & The Dumbest Roadside Attractions

On this week's episode, unfortunately, Jeremy is not here, but we get the excellent crew of Sco... I mean, Fred and Derek. Albert Pujols is hitting home runs, but he is probably juiced. Dad breaks his hand, and the Cowboys are going to disappoint as usual. Would you go streaking at an MLB playoff game for $10k, and have you ever forgot your spouse's birthday? Are potato guns overrated or underrated, and would you go home with a date if all she wanted to do is color in a coloring book? What are t...

Sep 14, 20221 hr 36 min

Prostate Exams & Our Favorite Dream Cars

On this week's episode, Fred is joining the Fantasy Football community for the first time, and Scotty books a trip to St. Louis. College football has kicked off, and The NFL finally kicks off this week! Who will be the worst team in the NFL this year, and do you change the voice on your GPS so your not taking directions from a woman? Are Chinese fire drills overrated or underrated, and what is the worst song to be playing during a lap dance? What are your favorite dream cars, & would you get...

Sep 07, 20221 hr 42 min

Please Wash Your Hands & Stupid Sports Injuries

On this week's episode, Scotty embarrasses himself at the fantasy football draft, and makes some stupid picks for his team. Some Oakland A's fans get caught doing some risky business, and a running back gets shot multiple times during a robbery (but he's alright). Do you use a courtesy flush to hide your farts when using a public bathroom, and are lifted trucks overrated or underrated? What actual movie titles could be sexual positions, and would you rather be beaten with a pillow case full of m...

Aug 31, 20221 hr 44 min

A Carton Of Kools & Favorite 90's Fads

On this week's episode, Derek is back with a couple of shitty stories, and Scotty is the only white guy at his best friend's wedding. The Yankees are struggling after the All-Star break, and would you have the confidence to draft Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football? Is she still a 10 if she's an annoying vegan, and is faking an orgasm overrated or underrated? What's something pro golfers do that would be silly on a mini golf course, and What do old people smell like? What are your favorite 9...

Aug 24, 20221 hr 43 min

The Best Rom-Coms For Guys To Watch & I Can't Talk Right Now

On this week's episode Steve Peters stops in and talks about his Almost Late Show, and Scotty finally has running water. Fernando Tatis gets popped for PED's, and "Beast Mode" gets hammered and tries to drive. How hard is it to pronounce Worcestershire sauce, and would you call someone just to tell them you can't talk right now? Are Paranormal TV shows overrated or underrated, and who would win in a fight; Kevin McCallister or Predator? What are some rom-coms guys would enjoy watching, and what ...

Aug 17, 20221 hr 45 min

Crotchless Panties & The Best WCW / WWE Catchphrases

WE ARE BACK BABAY!!! On this week's episode, JP is no longer homeless, and Scotty has the worst 2 weeks of his entire life. The LA Angels hit 7 home runs and still doesn't win, and Cleveland, OH is hosting the National Massage Therapist Convention with Deshaun Watson right down the street! Is she still a 10 if she has no arms, are crotchless panties overrated or underrated? What are some rejected names for Viagra, and what are the best wrestler catchphrases of all time? Enjoy another episode, an...

Aug 10, 20221 hr 59 min

The "Covid Sucks" Episode

We knew it was going to happen eventually! Unfortunately, the Scotty household is infested with Covid, so instead of not having an episode this week, here are more of the greatest hits, and funniest stories. We apologize for the convenience of another great episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Aug 03, 20221 hr 45 min

Listen, I Love You Man... But That Movie Sucked

On this week's episode, Fred is back after surviving another round of COVID, and Jeremy doesn't tell a funny story. Vince McMahon is "retiring" from the WWE because of sexual misconduct accusations, and Bill Burr pisses off feminists during his most recent special. Kyler Murray signs a big deal, and who would be you 1st overall pick in your fantasy football draft? Is she still a 10 if she is in a yodeling club, and do you spend too much time trying to find something to watch for background noise...

Jul 27, 20221 hr 54 min

The Life Of A Comic With AJ Wilkerson & Jake Ruble

On this week's episode, we have an absolute blast talking with two excellent stand up comedians, @AJ Wilkerson Comedy and @Jake Ruble . These guys are absolutely hilarious, and they share their experiences from the road. Get ready to hear some fun facts you did not know about stand up comedy, and the fun stories that happen when you are on the road. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!...

Jul 20, 20221 hr 3 min

She Calls Me Dad, Not Daddy & Favorite Tom Hanks Movies

On this week's episode, Dan "The Man" is here and the show actually has fans that travel to see them. Joey Chestnut some protesters in their place, and Zach Wilson is throwing bombs and banging moms. Is she still a 10 if she calls you dad instead of daddy, and do you make her ass when she's doing something in the kitchen? Are courtesy flushes overrated or underrated, and what do you think when you look at the kids today? What are some strange side effects people have after they get struck by lig...

Jul 13, 20221 hr 46 min

Medical Side Effects & Impromtu Special Guests

On this week's episode, we hope all of you had a happy and safe 4th of July, and Derek tells us about his vacation. Happy Bobby Bonilla day, and Rob Manfred has to have a press conference to tell everyone that he is not trying to ruin baseball. Freddie Freeman fires his agent after finding out he did not disclose Atlanta's final offer, and a very awesome Brave's fan drops in to tell everyone how he feels about it. Is she still a 10 if she has a very deep voice, and did Old Yeller make you cry? I...

Jul 06, 20222 hr 2 min

Bad Video Feed & Favorite Arcade Games

On this week's episode, Fred is back, and Jeremy has a bad experience at a comedy show. the Colorado Avalanche win the Stanley Cup, and Ole Miss wins the College World Series. Would you change your rating on a girl who constantly farts around you, and are nude beaches overrated or underrated? What are some rejected characters for Sesame Street, and what are your favorite arcade games of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

Jun 29, 20222 hr

Caddy Races & Favorite Sci-Fi Movies

On this week's episode, Steve Peters is back, and Scotty goes to a golf tournament. The Colorado Avalanche lead 2-1, and the farewell tour for Albert Pujols has finally begun. Is she still a 9 if she takes selfies with "duckface", and do you lie to your doctor when they ask you how often you drink? are Disney themed parties overrated or underrated, and what are some rejected WNBA team names? What are your favorite Sci-Fi movies and could you poop out a basketball? Enjoy another episode, and keep...

Jun 22, 20221 hr 56 min

The Live Show Announcement & Favorite Appetizers

On this week's episode, Scotty wears his Top Gun, douchebag sunglasses, and we give you the updates on the live show in Wichita on October 22nd 2022. @Bellerosecosplay has some history with Jeremy, and Robinson Cano looks like SpongeBob SquarePants. What "irks" do girls give guys, and do you play a mean "air-guitar?" Is stretching before sex overrated or underrated, and what is the dumbest way to die? What are your favorite appetizers, and would you let your spouse post a 1-10 rating of your sex...

Jun 15, 20221 hr 47 min

The Kansas Wind & Cancelled TV Shows

On this week's episode, Derek is back with one hell of a lake story, and Scotty finds good fried rice. The XFL is getting sued for copyright infringement, and it may be the biggest joke on this week's show. Would you be OK with your spouse pooping in front of you, and do you actually eat leftovers from the restaurant? Is trying to light a fart on fire overrated or underrated, and what group of people get next month? What are the best TV shows that were cancelled, and would you want to get mooned...

Jun 08, 20221 hr 51 min

Taking Off Your Shirt To Poop & Drunk Food

On this week's episode, JP is back and Jeremy has too many things to review. Is Patrick Mahomes is having another kid with that crazy wife of his, and is Aaron Donald really retiring? Are you OK with getting a tattoo of your spouse's name on your body, and is getting completely naked to poop overrated or underrated? What products should not be advertised in a sexy way, and what are some inappropriate times to read a book? What are your go-to drunk foods, and would you let your spouse read to you...

Jun 01, 20221 hr 40 min

Battlecorn Care Packages & Dark Humor

On this week's episode, Derek is back, and Jeremy addresses his "Make-A-Wish" joke by helping us promote our new friends at battlecorncarepackages.com. Please check them out, and help them in any way you can. Yadier Molina gets pitches and gets shelled, and Dwayne Haskins had alcohol and drugs in his system when he got hit by that truck. How many times do you push the button on an elevator, and is "nut tapping" your friend overrated or underrated? What are some awesome celebrity porn star names,...

May 25, 20221 hr 59 min

Stupid People Causing Road Rage

On this week's episode, J.P. is back, and apparently getting ready to be homeless. Aussies start their NFL fantasy football drafts way too early, and no new info on the infamous poop. Get amazing savings on your Wichita Force tickets, and the Cincinnati Reds can't win a game with a no hitter! Do you speed up to pass the person who cut you off just to see how stupid they look, and are handicapped athletes overrated? What things make you have road rage, and would you rather lose a "no-hitter" or g...

May 18, 20221 hr 52 min

TV Show Dads & The Fecal Crime Unit

On this week's episode, Derek, got to see a worthless art show in Kansas City, and Jeremy was involved in a poop crime. Are we ready for automatic balls and strikes, and maybe the safety nets at baseball games aren't such a bad idea after all. Do you have the balls to tell your wife to calm down during an argument, and is having to change your password every 3 months overrated or underrated? What would be the worst thing in your dating app bio, and who were the best TV show dads of all time? Wou...

May 11, 20221 hr 49 min

McRibs & Tornaders

On this week's episode, Steve Peters is back, and tornadoes are kind of a thing in Kansas. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's trial is entertaining, and The Laughing On The Sidelines Live is probably going to happen. The NFL draft was kind of a dud, and DeAndre Hopkins is suspended for 6 games for testing positive for Performing Enhancing Drugs. Can you remember movie quotes word-for-word and use them throughout the day when they apply, and are "MILFS" overrated or underrated? what would your rough s...

May 04, 20221 hr 59 min

Wolves Playing Baseball & One Hit Wonders

On this week's episode, Derek did lots of baseball, we are thinking of doing a live Laughing On The Sidelines podcast in Wichita, KS! Deebo Samuel asks to be traded, and baseball needs a league with wolves. Some kid get leveled after hitting a home run, and Angel Hernandez is an awful umpire. Do you shake it more than 2 times when peeing, and is answering your front door naked overrated or underrated? Which Dr. Seuss book would be a terrible porn parody, and what are your favorite "one hit wonde...

Apr 27, 20222 hr

Things All Women Do & The Worst Ways To Die

On this week's episode, Jesus has risen, and "munting" is now as much a part of this show as stinky wrists. A new football league has started a regular season, and no one is betting that they finish it. Joey Vote likes TikTok, and Ichiro has set the bar for ceremonial first pitches. What are some things all women do, and is getting Siri to say cuss words overrated or underrated? Scotty makes Jeremy laugh, and Derek was people to snort him after he dies. What would be the worst way to die, and wh...

Apr 20, 20221 hr 53 min

Peacock Noises & Awful Piñatas

On this week's episode, there is a new entry video, and opening week for our home team kinda sucked! Dwayne Haskins gets hit by a dump truck because he doesn't look both ways, and Tiger completes the Master 6 over. The Lakers are going to miss the playoffs with a "superteam," and the 2022 MLB regular season has kicked off. Please stop saying a player is on pace for anything, because no one cares. Is the "cheese and blowjobs" joke overrated or underrated, and do you sniff fingers after you scratc...

Apr 13, 20222 hr 13 min

Things All Guys Do & Our Favorite Board Games

On this week's episode, Derek & Scotty are gearing up for Minor League baseball, and Jeremy might be able to throw out a first pitch at a Wind Surge game. Wrestlemania 38 happened, and we will not talk about the basketball game that didn't actually happen. Albert Pujols files for divorce days after his wife has a successful brain tumor removal surgery, and Major League Baseball is using technology to combat stealing signs. Do all men do some disgusting things, and are women who take a lot of...

Apr 06, 20221 hr 41 min

Slapped At The Oscars & Punishing People Who Can't Park

On this week's episode, Derek tells about his trip to Letterkenny Live, and Jeremy almost died. Will Smith makes the hell out of Chris Rock at the Oscars, and what do Jeremy and Derek think of the exchange? Albert Pujols returns to St. Louis, and the Final Four for March Madness is set. Is sex in the shower overrated, and what is the best way to punish people who suck at parking? What are the worst jobs in the U.S., and could you cat the power at a bar with 5 seconds left to go in the championsh...

Mar 30, 20221 hr 59 min

Child Beauty Pageants & Urban Dictionary Sex Moves

On this week's episode, Derek and Scotty go on a date, and Jeremy didn't get to watch the first round of March Madness because of his cable company. Saint Peters destroyed everyone's bracket this year, and Gonzaga has not looked like the #1 team after their last 2 games. Freddie Freeman goes to the Dodgers, and Carlos Correa goes to the Twins. Rosters are also moving around in the NFL, and the AFC west is the best division in the NFL. What will come of Baker Mayfield, and will the Packers win th...

Mar 23, 20221 hr 37 min

Sh*t White People Do & Onlyhands.com

On this week's episode, don't trust a fart, and are there more wheels or doors on earth? The MLB lockout is finally over, and players are starting to find new homes on new teams. KU gets a number 1 seed again, and Jeremy bids farewell to K-States head basketball coach, Bruce Weber. Patrick Mahomes gets married to Brittany Matthews by gunpoint, and Tom Brady is pulling a Brett Favre. Are monkeys throwing poop overrated or underrated, and what kills about 450 people every year in the US? What are ...

Mar 16, 20221 hr 52 min

Back From Vacation & Favorite Jim Carrey Movies

On this week's episode, Scotty goes snowboarding and unfortunately survives, and Derek has an adventure. Former UFC Heavyweight champion, Cain Velasquez, gets arrested for attempted murder, and Charles Barkley roasts Aaron Rodgers. The last game for Coach K in Cameron Indoor Stadium was a little lackluster, and Rob Manfred needs to be fired immediately. is "road head" overrated or underrated, and what gets better with age? Jeremy gives some more bad advise, and what are your favorite Jim Carrey ...

Mar 09, 20221 hr 35 min

The Greatest Podcast Episode Of All Time

It's been over 3 years, and more than 170 episodes since we have been able to take a "weak week" off, and relax without a new podcast episode. While we know this is heartbreaking to most of you, Scotty took the time to put some of the funniest clips and jokes into one full episode of hilarity. Sp, while we take some much needed time off, enjoy some of the most hilarious parts of our show over the last 3 years. Enjoy the greatest podcast episode of all time, and keep laughing, assholes!

Mar 02, 20221 hr 53 min

Terrible Places To Pick up Chicks

On this week's episode, Scotty and Jeremy are joined by an aspiring, young comedian, Adam Cook. The NBA apparently had an All-Star game that nobody watched, and Michigan basketball head coach, Juwan Howard throws a punch at a Wisconsin basketball assistant. Where will some of the big name quarterbacks in the NFL be playing next year, and did Patrick Mahomes really have a "sit-down" with his family? is having 2 Christmases overrated or underrated, and what is the whitest thing ever? Where are the...

Feb 23, 20221 hr 49 min
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