Merry Christmas everyone! On This week's episode, The guys make fun of Derek losing his fantasy football game by less than a point, while Scooter McTwatwaffle is in the championship! The show has Manscaped as a sponsor, and they may regret it very soon. Use the promo code SIDELINES at MANSCAPED.COM to get 20% off your order and free shipping! Anyways, New England Does not make the playoffs, Pittsburgh can't find their offense, and the New York Jets won a f*cking football game! What are your favo...
Dec 23, 2020•1 hr 59 min•Ep. 105
This week, TikTok has blocked the guys from going live, and they don't give a shit. Find them going live on YouTube instead, and check out the new Fangerbang t-shirt. K-State loses to a Division 2 team, and there will no longer be Chief Wahoo. The New England Patriots loose 7 times in a season for the first time since 2002, and the Chicago Bears find new life by beating the hell out of the Houston Texans. The Ravens win an amazing game against the Cleveland Browns, and would Derek rather see Aar...
Dec 16, 2020•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 104
On this week's episode, a high school football player takes out a referee, and Floyd "Money" Mayweather is set to box Jake Paul, and we don't know who to root for. The Chicago Bears need to fire some members of the coaching staff, and the NY Jets did just that. Holy shit! The Cleveland Browns are 9-3, and we may not have the Patriots in the NFL playoffs this year. Jalen Hurts will will be the starting quarterback for the Eagles this week, and who will get the 1st round bye; the Chiefs or the Ste...
Dec 09, 2020•1 hr 50 min
Episode 102: This week, Scotty and Jeremy relive the aftermath of last week's episode, and Scotty tells about a funny Black Friday story. The Vine celebrity, Jake Paul, KO's an ex NBA player, and nobody should have bought the Tyson VS Roy Jones Jr. PPV. Sarah Fuller may be able to kick a soccer ball, but sucks at kicking a football, and Tyreek Hill and Derrick Henry have amazing Week 12's. Finally, the guys draft the most unbreakable sports records of all time, and it would suck to be fat and be...
Dec 02, 2020•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 102
On This week's episode, the NBA had a draft that nobody watched, and NCAA Basketball is finally here! Mike Tyson is getting ready to fight Roy Jones Jr, and it may be closer than you think. The NFC West is loaded with excellent football teams, and the NFC "Least" is absolute shit! The guys draft their "Favorite Individual Sports Performances," and end with the "Shittiest Situation" they have ever had on the show: "The One Chip Challenge" and The Lil' Nitro. Enjoy another episode, and keep on lau...
Nov 25, 2020•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 101
100 Episodes are in the books, and all 3 of the guys are finally back together to celebrate. Big resignations this week from Derek's and Scotty's favorite teams, and Nick Chubb screws up Las Vegas by running out-of-bounds. The "NFC Least" still sucks, and the Dolphins have won 5 straight games! Kyler Murray spoils the Bills hopes with a "Hail Murray," and what famous movie scene do wish was performed drunk? We have another draft, and another #shittysituation, but a really thank you to all of you...
Nov 18, 2020•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 100
On this week's episode, the guys have guest Matt "The Broken Back", and the Curse of Oak Island is back! The Jets are still terrible, but Cam Newton may be worse. Kyle Allen dislocates his ankle, and now the Washington Football Team are the most broken in the QB position. Russell Wilson falls to the ever-improving Buffalo Bills, and the Dallas Cowboys make it a game. What can you say to your dog, but not your wife, and what's one thing you never want your wife to say during sex? We draft "The Be...
Nov 11, 2020•1 hr 41 min
On this weeks episode, Don't look up the actual stories of sports movies based on a true story! It will ruin your childhood. Daylight savings time sucks, and Scotty hits the longest drive in his life. Rob Manfred is a piece of sh*t, but we already knew that, and John Lester bought $47,000 in beer to thank Cubs fans for their support! Our kind of guy. Justin Herbert or Joe Burrow, who do you think is the rookie of the year? We draft the worst Halloween treats and candies, and people who give out ...
Nov 04, 2020•1 hr 38 min
On this week's episode, Scotty and Jeremy have awesome weeks with really sh*tty weather, and the World Series comes to an end. Khabib retires from the UFC, and Odel Beckham Jr. is out for the season with a torn ACL. The Cowboys drop another game against the "Football Team", and they look like one of the worst Cowboy teams in several years. Daniel Jones trips over his own feet on an amazing run, and DK Metcaff is an absolute beast after he stops a pick-6. The are more of Jeremy's favorite segment...
Oct 28, 2020•1 hr 33 min
This week, the 2020 World Series has finally started! Do the Rays spoil the Dodgers' chances of buying a World Series trophy? Atlanta sports teams love to blow late leads, but the Falcons pull out a win over the Vikings after fining Dan Quinn. How bad did Cam Newton look against the Denver Broncos, and is Ryan Tannehill an elite quarterback? Arron Rodgers looked awful against the Tampa Bay Bucs, and Andy Dalton could not get the Cowboys a win over Arizona. What are your favorite sports team trad...
Oct 21, 2020•1 hr 38 min
On this week's episode, It's Scotty's birthday, and no one really cares. David "The Caveman" Rickels wins his debut fight in the BKFC, and it is still more impressive than the Lakers winning the NBA Finals. The Tampa Bay Rays are up 2-0 on the Astros, and The Atlanta Braves are up 2 games on the Dodgers (HELL YEAH!!!) The Chiefs get upset by the Raiders, and Ady Dalton might be the answer to Jerry Jones' prayers. What are the best individual plays of all time, and would you rather always have lo...
Oct 14, 2020•1 hr 36 min
On this week's episode, the WNBA had a Finals... and literally no one cared. The real NBA have their Finals, and LeBron gets so pissed that he walks off the court with 5 seconds left in the game. The Cardinals and the Cubs both lose, and Scotty and Derek are pissed. Joe Burrow is the real deal again, and the Dallas Cowboys actually lost to the Cleveland Browns. Finally, what are the most iconic sports photos of all time and have you ever heard of "Midget Batman?" Apparently, they are making a mo...
Oct 07, 2020•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 94
This week, The 2020 Major League Baseball Postseason has finally started, and we don't know anything about hockey; but the Tampa Bay Lightning won the championship or something. The LA Chargers' team doctor stabbed Tyrod Taylor, and Dak Prescott still doesn't deserve a $40M contract. Drew Brees is getting old, and Patrick Mahomes may be pretty good at football. The Bears finally bench Mitch Trubisky, and if you could make any movie into a porno, what movie would you pick? Enjoy another hilarious...
Sep 30, 2020•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 93
This week, the guys discuss merchandise coming soon, and kidney stones. Yes, you read that correctly. The MLB playoff picture is getting clearer and the LA Dodgers seem to be the favorites. 2020 still sucks as so many NFL superstars get injured during week 2, and the damn Atlanta Falcons don't know the onside kick rules. What are the biggest upsets of all time and what movies would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? Enjoy another hilarious episode and keep on laughing, assholes!...
Sep 23, 2020•1 hr 39 min
This week's episode, Scotty shaves his head for a good cause (@team_jocelyn), and Jeremy gets into a fight at Lowe's! Brewer's pitcher Brent Suter falls off of the mound while pitching, and Kansas University bars fans from going to the football game (like they really had to). Now, we can finally say it: "FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY!" Week 1 had some pleasant surprises, and imagine if volleyball players had Tourettes Syndrome! Would you rather shit your pants, or get KO'ed? Enjoy another episode, and ...
Sep 16, 2020•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 90
This week, Fantasy Football is back, and the draft was extremely anti-climactic. Nick Foles will not be the starting quarterback for the Chicago Bears, Leonard Fournette goes to Tampa Bay, and Von Miller may be out for the season! The Yankees and Red Sox both are playing terrible baseball, and listeners make some awesome comments telling Scotty that he sucks! Finally, we draft the worst sports uniforms of all time, and please don't vote for Derek. Enjoy another hysterical episode, and keep on la...
Sep 09, 2020•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 89
This week "Jabroni" becomes a word in the dictionary, a digital fan flashes her boobs during an NBA game, and a cardboard cut-out falls off the "Green Monster!" We are just over a week away from the NFL season, and Carson Went is already hurt! The guys read more "Comments & Questions" from listeners, and debate if would rather poop their pants on purpose or "b**ch-slap" the bride's mom to get out of going to someones wedding! Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!
Sep 02, 2020•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 88
This week, the NBA Playoffs continue and no one important cares until the NBA Finals. Trevor Bauer taunts Carlos Correa with his "Free Joe Kelly" cleats, and Zach Greinke throws an "Ephus Pitch." The guys reveal some listener comments and answer some listener questions, like which sport would be best with all midgets? And. finally, would you rather Death Dive or Ski Jump? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!
Aug 26, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 87
This week, the guys make jokes about Scotty's weekend, discuss Fernando Tatis Jr. hitting a bomb with a huge lead, and The NBA Playoffs are finally here! What sport would you like to watch a meth head play, and what sport would be better with trampolines? Finally, "Battle Royale with Sports Equipment," and flying midgets. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!
Aug 19, 2020•1 hr 20 min
Scotty can't hit a tee shot passed the ladies' tees and has to drop his pants for the next shot. The Braves troll Reese McGuire by playing "Beat It" and Oakland's Ramon Laureano charges the Houston Astros' dugout after getting beaned. What are some of the most ridiculous injuries in sports, and what are some of the biggest sports blunders of all-time. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.
Aug 12, 2020•1 hr 36 min
This week, the guys talk about Joe Kelly getting suspended after mocking Carlos Correa, Nolan Ryan and Robbin Ventura fought on the mound 27 years ago, and apparently the guys have been noticed on TikTok. We have extra-innings with runners on second, and now we are being sponsored by a drunk pack of cigarettes. Jeremy honks at golfers and who else gets pissed getting stuck behind a 5-some of senior golfers that walk the course? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.
Aug 05, 2020•1 hr 40 min
This week, Derek, Jeremy, and Scotty celebrate the beginning of the 2020 baseball season, even though it probably won't last long after 14 members of the Miami Marlins test positive for COVID-19. They discuss the pitiful "first pitch" of the 2020 season by Anthony Fauci, and many other terrible "first pitches" of all time. Patrick Mahomes owns part of the Kansas City Royals, Mike Tyson is going to fight again, and make your own mascot for yourself. They draft their least favorite sports franchis...
Jul 29, 2020•1 hr 36 min
The Major League Baseball season is days away, and 3 Houston Astros have already been hit during exhibition games. Alyssa Nakken is the first woman to coach on the field at the Major League level, and Rey Mysterio Jr. allegedly lost his eye. Tyreek Hill smokes Terrell Owens in a race, and the Washington "Whatevers" have other sh*t to talk about and it has nothing to do with the new name. What sports would be hilarious if alcohol were involved, and we draft our least favorite sportscasters. Enjoy...
Jul 22, 2020•1 hr 32 min
The Washington Redskins organization announce they are changing their name, and some dude made the best investment by buying all of the options they would choose. Lamar Jackson is going to be on the cover of Madden 21, and the curse may have been broken with Patrick Mahomes. Tyreek Hill gets "Mossed", and Bruce Smith thinks having a "penis-hand" would be a good idea. We draft the most hated athletes of all-time, and Ty Cobb didn't make the cut. Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, asshole...
Jul 15, 2020•1 hr 31 min
Derek and Jeremy performed stand up comedy again over the weekend, and Scotty watched "Boyz N The Hood" for the very first time. Joey Chestnut eats 75 hotdogs in 10 minutes, and we recap "Bobby Bonilla Day." Patrick Mahomes gets the largest sports contract of all-time, and Day Prescott is jealous. If you had to eat something in an eating competition, what food would you choose? Deviled eggs smell awful, and hot dogs are not sandwiches! Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!...
Jul 08, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 81
Derek calls in because of hangover symptoms this week, so the guys have the very loud and obnoxious host of The Esteban Show, Steve Peters. Cam Newton is going to be a Patriot and Bill Belichick may not allow him to dress like a 65 year-old woman. American Gladiators was an awesome show back in the 90's, and what would your dream date be with your favorite female athlete? Lastly, draft your top 5 NFL mascots to have a "battle Royale" to the death. Who would win? enjoy another episode and keep on...
Jul 01, 2020•1 hr 40 min
Major League Baseball is back baby! The guys discuss the news of Major League Baseball announcing a shortened season, and The Astros are still going to get fed "chin music." Dak Prescott gets franchise tagged, and it may not be a bad thing if you hate the Dallas Cowboys. There is another draft consisting of favorite sports movie characters, and have you ever accidentally taken a drink from a spitter? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!
Jun 24, 2020•1 hr 32 min
This week, Tom Brady gets photographed wearing a Bucs jersey for the first time and sports media is going crazy over it. Believe it or not, if you have photoshopping capabilities, you would have seen it months ago. The guys pick their top 5 quarterbacks for the upcoming NFL season, if it actually happens, and steroids may have played a part in the 1998 "Home Run Race" between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa! I know, aren't you surprised? Hats off to terrible parents for giving their children hilario...
Jun 17, 2020•1 hr 22 min
This week's episode, the guys review more TikTok comments from new followers and Scotty gets a special message from Hall of Famer, Ozzie Smith! The UFC is fighting on an island, and we really don't like to watch soccer. Mike Tyson is going back to wrestling, and we draft the Best WWE WCW Entrances of all time. Enjoy another episode and keep laughing assholes!
Jun 10, 2020•1 hr 37 min
This week, we have more funny mascots suggested by fans and will we have a baseball season this year? Not only that, will we have the NFL season start on time? What are some things you would rather do than watch a NASCAR race? Joggling is really a sport and which NFL players would you start, sit, trade, and cut? Would you rather get slapped in a Russian Slap competition or wear a huge penis costume? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes!
Jun 03, 2020•1 hr 32 min
