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Laughing On The Sidelines

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Laughing On The Sidelines is a comedy/ sports podcast with adult language and content where we like to take jokes a little bit too far; especially when they are about sports. We dive into the current sports news and give you our opinions and predictions. Enjoy the conversation and follow us at Laughing On The Sidelines on facebook.
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Episodes

Video Board Affair & The Bad Time Traveler

On this week's episode, it is just the original creators of this show, and you can tell they are actually friends. Derek talks about his trip to Mexico, and Scotty is going to start an AC unit business in the UK. Shane Gillis kills it at the ESPY's, and a couple gets caught having an affair at a Coldplay concert. Are female bodybuilders overrated or underrated, and who on the show could go a full day without wearing underwear? What are some rejected "Bop-It" commands, and what restaurants would ...

Jul 23, 20251 hr 46 min

Press 1 For Engrish & The Stereotype Draft

On this week's episode, Scotty and JP are back, and a league fantasy football league may be a stretch. The Randy Johnson Photography logo is awesome, and Scotty makes a dark joke that may have been a little too soon. Are museums overrated or underrated, and who of the two gas the worst temper? If women disappeared for 48 hours, what would you do, and what is the new slogan for Grindr? We have the stereotype draft (also may have crossed the line), and could you only eat your food off the ground? ...

Jul 16, 20251 hr 37 min

JP & Scotty & A Grocery Store Throwdown

On this week's episode, it is the JP & Scotty Show, and the new computer is better, but some audio kinks still need to be figured out. What is our favorite lineup for the show and how did all of us meet? Is a court-ordered eye patch overrated or underrated, and how well do JP & Scotty know each other? What is the new gay pride firework called, and what is the most American thing about the 4th of July? What items would you want in a grocery store Battle Royale, and could you wear American...

Jul 09, 20251 hr 51 min

So-So Audio & Celebrities You Wouldn't Hang Out With

On this week's episode, the sound quality is better, but it still is not the best, and now Scotty has to buy more equipment. Yay! Mike and JP are back with a more laid-back episode to make up for last week's train wreck. A professional baseball player cries on the field after being heckled by a fan, and the fan is banned from every baseball stadium for life. Is Tourette Syndrome overrated or underrated, and how much 'Murica is too much 'Murica? What is the worst body part to have a fetish for, a...

Jul 02, 20251 hr 57 min

Technical Difficulties & Things You've Never Tried

On this week's episode technical difficulties with the episode may have been caused by lightning hitting Scotty's house, and Fred is back from a fishing trip. Florida wins the Stanley Cup Finals, and OKC wins their first NBA Finals. Is eating food on the toilet overrated or underrated, and how blind is your date? What are somethings you have never done, but would love to try, and could you eat food that has been chewed by another person? We are sorry about the crappy quality of the episode, but ...

Jun 25, 20251 hr 23 min

Dick Trick & Things To Bring Into A Fallout Shelter

On this week's episode New Girl is a great show, and Jeremy pushes his riding lawn mower. Brock Lesnar's daughter is definitely corn-fed, and Pete Rose should not be in the HOF even after death. Is working on your own car to save money overrated or underrated, and how long do you wait before you shave? Who are some rejected Sesame Street guests, and what are some rejected terms for pooping your pants? What are some items you would take into a fallout shelter, and could you only have your food fl...

Jun 18, 20251 hr 52 min

"Cum-O" & Other Things You'd Find In JP's Car

On this week's episode, JP finally got a newer car without cleaning out his old one, and Kansas floods are no joke. The "Golden Era" of the NBA could totally beat today's players, and the WNBA might actually know what they are doing. Is getting your butt waxed overrated or underrated, and what job would you not do because of heights? What are some slogans for the Laughing On The Sidelines lawn care company, and what songs should not have a kids bop version? What do you think you would find in JP...

Jun 11, 20251 hr 51 min

The Baby Face & The Irrational Fear Draft

On this week's episode, Scotty shaves his face and JP might have finally bought a new car. The NHL Stanley Cup Finals are set, and could you drive a vehicle designed by all women? is storm chasing overrated or underrated, and at what age do you start making regular doctors appointments? What cartoon characters would you want to see on the Jerry Springer Show, what new "Book for Dummies" would you want to see? What are your worst irrational fears, and could you wear mismatched socks? Enjoy anothe...

Jun 04, 20252 hr

The OG3 & The Bald People Draft

On this week's episode, the original crew is back and there are no episode notes. Scotty is still jealous of the birthday trip for Derek, and Jeremy gets Derek a late birthday present. Who are your favorite bald people, and could you eat a sucker if it falls on the floor? Enjoy a chaotic episode with much of the hilarious jokes you remember from the OG3. Keep laughing!

May 28, 20251 hr 43 min

Damp Doc Martens & Countries We Never Want To Visit

On this week's episode, Mike has been everywhere, man, and Scotty and JP have a Sunday at the pool bar. Avocados taste nothing like damp Doc Martens, and the WNBA is seriously trying to cancel itself even worse than normal. is AI overrated or underrated, and how often should you change your bedding? What are some rejected names for some poker hands, and if JP were straight, what kind of girl would he date? What are some countries you would never want to visit, and could you tolerate Derek wearin...

May 21, 20251 hr 30 min

1 Gorilla VS 100 Men & The Weirdest Concert

On this week's episode, Scotty still has no AC and Fred turns 40. The Vatican elects a new pope from the US, and 100 men fight a gorilla. Is naked mud wrestling overrated or underrated, and how many days of working does it take before you need a day off? Who on the podcast would you not let date a family member, and what is something that anyone looks ridiculous doing? What would be the weirdest concert lineup, and could you have a naked bronze statue of yourself in the middle of Time Square? En...

May 14, 20251 hr 27 min

Roasted By Grok & The Best Pizza

On this week's episode, Steve wins a big bet, and Scotty get terrified by plastic sharks. Grok tries to roast the Laughing on the Sidelines crew, and the Colorado Avalanche is out of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Are musicals overrated or underrated, and how old is too old to play "ding-dong-ditch?" What crew member is most-likely to be the subject of a Netflix true-crime doc, and what is the weirdest thing to use as a unit of measurement? What are your favorite pizzas, and could you mess around wit...

May 07, 20251 hr 30 min

You're Not Invited & The Worst Stripper Names

On this week's episode, Scotty stays home and watches Lord of the Rings and ruins JP's weekend. Shedeur Sanders doesn't get drafted until the 5th round, and the Stanley Cup Playoffs are getting crazy. Is intentionally hurting someone's feelings overrated or underrated, and what is the dumbest reason you wouldn't date someone? What are the worst descriptions of your car, and if aliens invaded, who is the world leader you would take them to? What are the worst stripper names, and could you still e...

Apr 30, 20251 hr 34 min

Antarcticans & The Best TV Show Characters

On this week's episode Steve has lemon potatoes, and Scotty does not get a new AC unit. JD Vance meets the pope, and a Florida woman dresses up as ICE to kidnap her ex-boyfriend's wife. Is Katy Perry going to space overrated or underrated, and how long should you stay in high school if you keep failing? What is the perfect gift for every cast member of the podcast, and what is a name for a driver's ed school that specializes n teaching women how to drive? What are the best TV show characters of ...

Apr 23, 20251 hr 44 min

Air Guitar Champ & Our Custom License Plates

On this week's episode, Derek celebrated his birthday with a trip to Oklahoma with a bunch of friends, and JP and Scotty were not invited. Rory wins the Masters and air guitar competitions are a real thing on ESPN. Are musical car horns overrated or underrated, and what places could you never fall asleep? What are some rejected Sesame Street characters, and what would be Dog the bounty hunters' new job if he stopped being a bounty hunter? What are the best personalized license plates for the LOT...

Apr 16, 20251 hr 27 min

Down Under With Dan Green

Tickets to see Dan Green & Steve Peters April 11th and 12th at Vorshay's Lounge in Wichita, KS https://www.downundercomedy.com/dangreen Bonus Episode! Dan Green is a stand up Comedian out of a small town in Australia. Scotty, Steve and Dan discuss the many differences from the US and Australia in a hilarious conversation. Scotty reluctantly tries Vegemite, and animals in Australia hit different. Enjoy a bonus episode, and come out to Vorshay's to see Steve & Dan this weekend. Keep on Lau...

Apr 11, 20251 hr 1 min

BTK Was A Jerk & Our Favorite Accents

On this week's episode, the ski trip continues, and Steve gets attacked by locals over a joke. Guys are still better than girls at every sport, and dire wolves are back in the world! Do you actually like feet, and how many lost bets would it take for you to stop betting? If one of the podcast members got a parrot, what would it say, and what would be a rejected adult video scenario? What are your favorite accents and could you get beat by a trans pool player? Enjoy another episode, and keep on l...

Apr 09, 20251 hr 31 min

The Ski Trip Crew & The Ski Resort Bucket List

On this week's episode, Scotty, Fred and the rest of the ski trip crew come together and revisit their 2025 ski trip to Angel Fire, NM. It was an absolute adventure with the group getting pulled over, partying at the cabin, and making the trip to Taos, NM. Along the way, the group has tons of stories from "the yarn store", and bomb warnings on the mountain. Listeners did send in some questions as well. At what point are you not going down a ski run, and who has wiped out the worst? Lastly, what ...

Apr 02, 20251 hr 53 min

Chased By Animals & Viral Videos

On this week's episode, Scotty's wife has a dream and Derek goes to March Madness. Opening Day is today, and a 5'6'' wrestler has a 6'3'' girlfriend. Is watching people get chased by animals overrated or underrated, and at what point is a deal on Facebook Marketplace sketchy? Of the crew, who would be able to do their job better than the other, and What is the most annoying thing about you? What are your favorite viral internet videos, and could you only wear clothes from the 80's? Enjoy another...

Mar 26, 20251 hr 26 min

Oh Darn, A Strike & Slang Terms

On this week's episode, JP actually has a long week, and Scotty waxed his nose hair. Oh NO! The WNBA might go on strike and upset 4 people, and Tracy Morgan blows chunks at a Knicks game. Are kilts overrated or underrated, and how far would you travel to see your favorite podcast? Who would each of us swap lives with for a month, and what sounds immediately trigger you? What are your favorite slang words, and could you live your life as Derek? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Mar 19, 20251 hr 30 min

Bottle Openers & Movie Quotes You Use Daily

On this week's episode, Derek is back from vacation, and JP has started his new job. A high school female track athlete hits another runner with a baton, and player movement in the NFL is going crazy. Are HEELY's overrated or underrated, and at what point do you allow your in-laws to live with you? What are some rejected sports cards stats, and what is an "old person" habit you have picked up? What are some movie quotes you use on a daily basis and could you wax your entire body once a month for...

Mar 12, 20251 hr 49 min

Point Of Order & Sports Teams You Hate

On this week's episode, Scotty is back from vacation with no injuries, and JP gets his dream job! SNL really messed up firing Shane Gillis, and Adam Sandler is an American treasure. Are female glory holes overrated or underrated, and how often should you take a shower? What Disney character would JP sleep with, and what should be a requirement to enter the Laughing On The Sidelines Live Show II? What are your most hated sports teams and could you take a 100 mph fastball to the nuts? Enjoy anothe...

Mar 05, 20251 hr 43 min

Ruined Denim & Terrible Sounds

On this week's episode, Steve plays hockey with police officers and JP poops his pants. It is vacation week for us all, and JP can't afford to go. The US hockey team loses to Canada in the finals, but the US could beat them at any other sport. Should we start clapping when a plane lands safely, and how many items on a key ring is too many? What are some rejected paint colors, and what companies should not sponsor NCASCAR? What are the worst sounds, and could you fly in a plane if the pilot was f...

Feb 26, 20251 hr 37 min

The 6 Year Anniversary Episode

On this week's episode, it has been 6 years since we started the show, and the OG's are back! The NBA All Star Game is not important, and the US shows Canada who's boss in hockey. Is sleeping with a pillow between your legs overrated or underrated, and if your spouse died, how fast would you seek a new partner? What is the most annoying thing your spouse does that makes you laugh, and what has been the funniest thing to happen when you were with one of the LOTS cast members? What t-shirts would ...

Feb 19, 20252 hr 9 min

The 51st State & Bad Places To Take Your Valentine

On this week's episode, JP goes to a Super Bowl party and Steve gets away with making jokes about big Nate! The Chiefs got smoked in Super Bowl LIX and the Gulf of America is officially on Google maps. Are hot tubbing in the winter overrated or underrated, and at what point do you need to stop using a baby voice when talking to a child or a dog? What would you name Canada if they became the 51st state, and what would you name some NFL teams if you used their stereotypes for their nicknames? Wher...

Feb 12, 20251 hr 38 min

Slobba The Hutt & Bad Names to be Called in Bed

So, people keep stealing our content, and we keep on making new episodes. Hopefully, they won't keep up. The Chiefs are cheating, and the Super Bowl officials have been instructed to make sure the Chiefs win. Is a Laughing On The Sidelines boardgames overrated or underrated, and how many credit cards are too many? What are the new slogans for the state of Florida, and what is the poor man's fleshlight? What are some names you don't want to be called in bed and could you pay a hooker in coupons? ...

Feb 05, 20251 hr 32 min

Head Hogs & nCommercial Jingles

On this week's episode, JP needs a prayer and Australia is pretty scary. The Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl agains, and Google Maps is updating their map to correct to the Gulf of America. Are wheelchair sports underrated or underrated, and how many days could you go without a shower? What do men struggle with that women do not, and what would you name a new shot of alcohol? What are your favorite commercial jingles, and could you only participate in wheelchair sports? Enjoy another epis...

Jan 29, 20251 hr 54 min

Hog Pic Ratings & Bad Obstacles

On this week's episode, Scotty is still getting over the Lions losing, and JP may start a new segment. Are all of the LOTS crew nicer to Scotty off camera, and who is your pick for the Super Bowl now? Is being short overrated or underrated, and how much time is acceptable to spend in the bath tub? What is something you will never do again, and who of the crew would survive the zombie apocalypse the longest? What are the best rejected obstacles for an obstacle course, and would you rather be deaf...

Jan 22, 20251 hr 42 min

LA is On Fire & The Best Animal Movies

On this week's episode, JP gets his car back, and Steve and Scotty are trying to get JP sick. The Minnesota Vikings may have been a fraud, and the government is not good at anything as LA is burning. Are toll roads overrated or underrated, and how bad do roads have to be before you don't drive on them? What's the worst thing you have ever done, and who would you want to be deserted on a desert island with? What are the best animal movies, and could you not charge your phone until is completely d...

Jan 15, 20251 hr 44 min

Embarrassing Photos & The Best Movie Props

On this week's episode, JP has recovered from almost dying, and Derek plays charades. The Chicago Bears end their season on a high note, and the Detroit Lions are the #1 seed out of the NFC! Do automated toilet paper dispensers even exist, and how many cars in a drive-thru line does it take for you to park and go inside? What is a childhood lie that you realized was wrong when you got older, and what is something you would you could experience for the first time again? What are the best movie pr...

Jan 08, 20251 hr 48 min
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