A very discourse heavy episode this Holidays’ Eve. A 13-year-old’s wishlist, a Cornell rejection letter, pretty privilege and more! Plus some soft launching, fantasy football season recaps, and the decision to take Trump off the ballot in Colorado. Are the kids getting worse or are they the same as they always have been? And do we need to be more careful about the viral posts we engage with? Tune in to discuss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 21, 2023•1 hr 1 min
This is an episode for when you just want to giggle with your friends. We address Rudolph’s nepo baby allegations, Matt Rife’s beef with a 6-year-old, more updates on the $59 million wedding & Christmas colors, plus way more! Then we pull over to drink the kool-aid… the charged up death lemonade. Finally we answer a listener’s question about what we would change if we could go back to college. Happy Holidays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Back again to Sleigh… The girls talk about what it’s like to not get along with your partner’s family (and being stuck with them for the Holidays). There’s a Holiday Gift Guide pit stop with gift ideas for all the various miscreants in your life, an important discussion about mulch Tik Tok, and more. Plus some catching up on Ellie’s personal life, an UPDATE on the $59,000,000 wedding (criminal activities Exposed), and questions about Christmas colors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podc...
Dec 06, 2023•58 min
A classic gossiping and giggling episode this week! Ellie & Michaela discuss “hot vulnerability versus icky vulnerability”, the new Hunger Games movie, the latest Twitter Discourses, why health classes were showing the whole world “Supersize Me”, and much more! This week’s Roadside Attraction is the $59 million dollar wedding of a Car Dealership heiress, and we answer a listener question about times we’ve thought we might get cancelled… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 11 min
A Groundbreaking Return this week. The girlies catch up on all that has been missed. You get some cute tips on being sick and alone as an adult, a dangerous mobile game, Black Friday tips, and much more. Then we pull over for a Seatbelt Check to discuss some studies about how to get you to care more about “Future You”. Finally, we really get into it with the Pokimane cookie drama and all the *implications*. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 22, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Something is looming… The sun is gone, the weather has turned cold, and only our podcast can save you… Seasonal Depression is nearly here. And we actually cannot save you, or even ourselves. HOWEVER! We CAN grab all the tools we can use to keep it from getting even worse. There’s an extremely important conversation about the Kardashians, a shocking revelation about the creator of Love Languages, a look into the Britney Spears memoir, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...
Nov 08, 2023•1 hr 4 min
A terrifying Spooktacular episode. Leading the charge is Skims Nipple Bra discourse (as well as personal nipple discourse). The girlies talk about their Halloween experiences, the man on Twitter who said women just read “porn”, some Complicated Taylor Swift lyrics and more. Then things get TERRIFYING as Michaela & Ellie do a Halloween candy power ranking, talk about ghosts, Bloody Mary, horror movies, and so much more!! Happy HALLOWEEN ghosties <3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...
Nov 01, 2023•58 min
This is just an episode for the girls who wanna chat, catch up, and talk about the happenings. We have financial tips, British discourse, an update on our lives, a cold hard look at the unopened box couple and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 25, 2023•49 min
We missed you so much…. After 100 years away, we are thrilled to catch back up on the Incredible and Shocking lives of Ellie Schnitt and Michaela Okland. We discuss communication, dreams, and fears. How previous relationships have affected our current ones, an Unsettling confrontation at the Eras Movie, and more! As well as the internet happenings- featuring our Roadside Attraction: Oyster Girl <3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 18, 2023•57 min
Feeling very talkative this week…. We are here to take a stance on Doordash. The football fans are having the worst time of their lives. Game pigeon games, sleepovers, tarot reading, and an important chat about how we all spiral into a little mental turmoil from time to time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 04, 2023•1 hr 8 min
We are ushering in the Fall season with devotion. Giving you a little brochure guide on how to get the vibe going for the new season (it’s not just telling you to go to a pumpkin patch- don’t worry). But before that- we discuss all the hot events taking place! Football, the strikes, a certain pop star’s dating life, Ellie’s battle with covid, and more! Plus a Roadside Attraction about edgy comedians. Happy Fall!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 27, 2023•58 min
Drew Barrymore, Lauren Boebert, Ashton Kutcher, much is happening….. The girlies discuss everything that’s gone on in the week. We also talk about the complicated feelings around accepting that people have changed for the better. Plus a Soup Progress Report, a tangent about dating old men, The Roman Empire, and a listener’s question about struggling to feel sexy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 20, 2023•1 hr 6 min
Very chatty episode this week. Dinosaurs, asteroids, iHop girl, football, anthrax and more! Plus we talk about the Danny Masterson trial, along with the Ashton and Mila fallout. Then we answer a listener’s question about looking at her boyfriend’s ex on social media & all the different forms of internet sleuthing that come along with it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 3 min
The girlies have been doing… okay? Trying new things, leaving the house, and questioning the origins of Pop Crave. Of course, we have to discuss the most recent casualties of Venus Retrograde as we bid it adieu, and contemplate which celebrity breakup would actually ~shock~ us. The moon is discussed, Gilmore Girls is discussed, and then we pull over for the Tabi Debacle Roadside Attraction. Finally, we answer some questions from the audience about medication and feeling like something is wrong w...
Sep 06, 2023•58 min
We have all been there. You are dating a man…. And suddenly, you realize you’ve become his mommy. Let’s get into it. Featuring many lovely submissions from listeners via our Instagram. We also have a very ~not like other girls~ catching up where we discuss Fantasy Football, Lord of the Rings, iphone games, personal life news & the state of the Astrological world. Plus much more! We loved this episode and hope you do too! <3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...
Aug 30, 2023•1 hr 2 min
No flight attendants were flirted with in the making of this podcast. But we did discuss flight attendants…. And we did discuss flirting. Introducing our new segment PIT STOP where we discuss some of our fav (non-sponsored) products & things right now! The car also gets pulled over for an *Under Construction* Roadside Attraction featuring Scooter Braun. Much more is chatted about. Good fortunes in our tarot cards. Is it bad to want to be flirted with when you’re in a relationship? Tune in fo...
Aug 23, 2023•56 min
Do all your friends hate you? Do all our friends hate us? :D Let’s discuss. We will also pull over the convertible to look at SALINE TESTED period products. This week’s catching up topics include: Obama’s messy brother, Male Loneliness, the natural beauty trend, impending Trump arrest & much more!! If you’re inclined to help with the Maui fires please follow this link for resources! https://malamamaui.carrd.co/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 16, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Thanks to lovely suggestions from listeners- we have a very cute and fun episode this week! The girls talk all about getting comfortable with alone time, silence, and dealing with post breakup loneliness! Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Airbnb is dissected, storm/doomsday prep is BRIEFLY touched on, Ellie ran a mile, and there is a bit of Psychic Medium contemplation…. For the scenic route we read/discuss Mary Oliver’s beautiful poem Wild Geese. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...
Aug 09, 2023•1 hr 2 min
We have a very introspective episode for you today… Ellie & Michaela are here to discuss starting over and all the feelings that carries with it. They chat about forgiving yourself, “changing” the past, and the confusion of having an ever-evolving identity. There are also some convos about botox, Ariana, and archaeology! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 02, 2023•1 hr 1 min
We are once again badly explaining science….. for centuries people have wondered “why does sun make Sleepy”. And we are here to tell you. We are also here to ponder why birthdays bring out a lonesome pit within you & catch up on the happenings in our little lives. Conspiracy theories are debated, marijuana is discussed, and goofiness abounds. ALSO have to add…. Ariana has been liberated of the cheating allegations. I was going to stick beside her regardless but my girl has been FREED! Learn ...
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 11 min
It's fermenting hour girls... There is so much to catch up on. Something is in the air, Ariana Grande, James Charles, the Golden Bachelor, and Andrew Tate getting a $20k check from Twitter? Plus girll dinner and rotten fruit ATTACKING Ellie. The girlies also discuss the ongoing strikes and pull over for the roadside attraction of Kylie and Jordyn's grand reunion! Later, we discuss some of your questions, starting strong with a taxidermy dilemma, long distance relationships, and hobbies :) Learn ...
Jul 19, 2023•57 min
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Jul 12, 2023•1 hr 10 min
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIE. The girlies are together in New York City and there are MANY current events to catch up on- submarine stepson, billionaire cage match, cis gender in her slur era, male trees make the hot girls with allergies cry, dating updates, Russian coup (?), and more. There is a LOT of bad science attempts as well as new conspiracy theory debacles. The roadside attraction gets all into the Shein influencer trip & then we drive off to ask each other all your cute little questions su...
Jun 28, 2023•1 hr
Hellooooo cuties! This week the girlies are back with topical pop culture topics such as that weird naked photo of Ben Affleck, the Miranda Sings controversy, and how weird human bodies are. Roadside attraction this week is Home Depot girl which leads to a discussion about what exactly Ellie thinks men who constantly sexualize women should do (hint: it's not nice). Finally there's a beautiful discussion about meeting your friends where they're at, even if that's on the ground. Patreon episode th...
Jun 21, 2023•54 min
After being away for a thousand lifetimes, Ellie & Michaela are back to chat. Talkin’ bout moving, cults, climate disasters, science (?), bridges (??), and getting a bit deeper into Ellie’s ~*kidney*~. It’s an emotional, silly, fun, insightful episode! Finally we drive up to a Roommate Roadmap and talk about all the things we need to remember for keeping things as positive as possible with a living partner. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 14 min
It happened folks… Ellie saw Taylor Swift live in concert. And it is addressed. Many discourses are discoursed- Envy, Tik Tok Language, posting your kids, age gaps….. all of the discourses really… We pull over for the Roadside Attraction to discuss BARBIES (Did your barbies kiss? Were they murderers? Let us know)!! And then get to hear some new Seatbelt Check and Rearview Mirror submissions from the passenger princesses. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 31, 2023•1 hr 9 min
Ellie and Michaela are back to chat about all the various happenings… the Ren Faire girl, Taylor Swift’s stalkers, interior design, shopping tips, clapping at Cannes and more. The girls pull over to show you a giant blue termite couch on the side of the road for this week’s Roadside Attraction, and then have a lovely discussion about ~hope~ featuring some poetry and musings. They also announce two new upcoming segments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 24, 2023•1 hr 6 min
To be honest… the gossip just can’t stop this week. Ellie sees her ex, both the girls get HOMES (renting.. not buying.. let’s be 100% clear), Michaela laundered money, and QUITE a lot more. Also two new love languages just dropped? (Allegedly) And we get some call ins from the listeners! Relationships with different religious views, experimenting with gender, and setting boundaries with parents in a loving way. She is an extremely fun and cute episode… Ellie does about 20 different (INCREDIBLE) ...
May 17, 2023•1 hr 6 min
We are simply having a chat today. From King Midas to Ellie’s recent dating successes, the horrors of moving, the loneliness epidemic and more! We pull over to cheer over Speak Now tv as well as swiftly look away from the Roadside Attraction of UNCONFIRMED and HARD TO BELIEVE dating rumors. We also chat about whimsy…… so tune in. Note from Ellie: I am sick and hopefully edited out any gross sniffing noises but if I missed any I am So sorry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...
May 10, 2023•1 hr 13 min
Driving to the American East to discuss the often stereotyped and left behind people of the Appalachian region, the girlies chat about how humans can be reduced to caricatures in order to excuse taking advantage of them. Amongst the spooky old caves and mountains with rich folklore, there are also many regular people! Roadside Attraction of the week is the viral baseball bullying and selfie girl… the morality of doxxing, and more. Chats ranging from Stardew Valley to Ellie’s latest physical ailm...
May 03, 2023•1 hr 10 min
