This week the girls give into the carnal desire of hatred. Not the whole episode though. We start with a bit of personal updates- Michaela blacked out on the Fourth of July. Plus discussions of the “can you teach an old dog new tricks” saying. Then we pull over at the Haterville Gas Station and fill the hell up! New segment alert, it’s time to hate! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 09, 2025•1 hr 3 min
Huge roundup episode with a slew of topics discussed. The girlies muse about the benefits(?) of mixing up your skincare and haircare routines with no scientific facts to back up any claims made. Ellie has a surprising new fav product! Zohran Mamdani wins the democratic primary for the mayoral election in New York, and perhaps this is a moment of hope? Then we discuss people we don’t like for no reason, and Michaela has a hot take about Tik Tok musicians! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...
Jul 02, 2025•57 min
A discourse-heavy episode is knocking at your door. Will you answer? We discuss the online claims that making your own food is “actually more expensive”, some of the odd weather events, Doja Cat, and Celine Song. Plus, a very VERY short rant from Michaela about Love Island. If people have been discoursing it… we discuss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 25, 2025•53 min
Heyyyy it's Us! This week we have a lovely episode for you... We chat about how to know if you're on the right path. Is there even a right path? Is it okay to switch paths? Should you feel a deep sense of *knowing* in your bones if you ARE in the right career or relationship? Plus how does Saturn Return play into this and all that jazz. But before that, we get to hear about Ellie's spirit reading and Michaela's 24 hour film festival! Plus a secret third thing... Learn more about your ad choices....
Jun 18, 2025•1 hr 7 min
Heyyy…. How yall doin….. Late Night Drive is back and dare we say we got new tires. The girlies meander through many topics with an open heart. Included but not limited to Gen Z drinking less, Ellie being Healed, things we are into this summer, and much more! Plus a Quick Look at Elon & Trump’s inevitable breakup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 11, 2025•54 min
Um... hey...... we didn't mean to be gone for so long.......... but we're back and talking about friends who clearly want you to be jealous, what it means when you're jealous of something you don't even want, and whether it's normal to want to humblebrag. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 04, 2025•46 min
This week we are setting a scene… A Spring Scene. What do we want to take with us into this beautiful season? What are we loving right now? What was it like this time last year… Plus a Scabies Roadside Attraction! Yay! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 30, 2025•54 min
A range of topics is covered today… from real things happening to complete hypotheticals. Pope Francis has passed away, Katy Perry went to space, and Ellie has been in an emotionally abusive relationship with wasps. Much is pondered, get into the car! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 23, 2025•47 min
As the season of Spring rears its sunlit head on our seasonal depression, little gnomes whisper questions in our sleeping ears. We have many musings on these questions… And we share them confidently. A late St. Patrick’s Day discussion-- is St. Patrick's Day... unwoke? Then we pull over for a Roadside Attraction- is romantic love irreplaceable? Finally, traffic is reported once more with a special tarot card of the week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 02, 2025•46 min
This week we discuss all sorts of hooha and shoopla. Pete Hegseth made an oopsie and accidentally included a journalist in the group chat for wars and bombs! Then we discuss the tweet "inconvenience is the price you pay for community". How true is this, and how can we take a moment to consider how well we're showing up for others? Finally, we answer the question "does your future partner's financial situation matter?" The answer may displease you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastc...
Mar 26, 2025•36 min
This one’s a doozy….. If you like it when we ramble, lucky you! If you don’t… uh oh! This week the girls ponder Daylight Savings from the least scientific angle possible. Plus a brief debrief on the political horrors, and an Egg Spell? Then it’s off to the main topic: What do I do if I don’t like my friend’s friend? They’re not evil… but you don’t fuck with them. Considerations are considered. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 1 min
This episode has a little bit of everything… We give you never-been-heard and frankly groundbreaking advice on how to get your friend to stop liking someone. Then we discuss our controversial takes. Hear us out… Let us know what you think. Michaela gives less than two cents on the Oscar’s and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 05, 2025•54 min
This week we put our HEARTS into a (can you believe) financial planning discussion… Sometimes you get to a point where you need to pivot in your career, sometimes you get to a point where you’re in a financial situation you didn’t plan for. These things happened to us! So we discuss… Plus we discuss our vibes, the planes, and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 26, 2025•51 min
Valentine’s Day is around the corner, so we come to you with a love boat. Hop aboard. Let’s roam the seas together and discover the meaning of it all. Ellie asks some compelling questions… The girlies discuss the fun you can have on the 14th as a single person, and of course the latest horrors are briefly addressed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 12, 2025•41 min
To be or not to be… Vulnerable. The girlies take it back to a sort of classic episode theme. The difficulty with being vulnerable about different things with different people. Where does that come from? What’s stopping us? Theorizing occurs. Plus some *shocking* dating updates, feeling like somebody doesn’t really care to ask about you, and the most recent horrors. Unfortunately we must constantly address the new horrors, but at least the Grammys were fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Feb 05, 2025•47 min
This week we offer you a chatty episode about the horrors. LA is on fire, Trump has been inaugurated, Babygirl was seen, and worst of all? Ellie is trying to cook. We are struggling but we are HERE in the incredibly long month of January. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 22, 2025•52 min
Oh no, not this again! The girls dive into the latest Discourse, some of which involves Ellie. Also, we discuss our New Year vibe (The Year Of ___) and other silly goofy things as usual. Sorry for the delay, and for those wondering, Michaela is safe and evacuated! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 09, 2025•46 min
We missed you guys so much… In the wake of Ellie’s kidney surgery, an incredible amount of hijinks have occurred in pop culture. The girlies summarize their feelings on as much as they can. Ellie gives a health update, discourses such as “not liking your presents” and Emily Wilson’s “Odyssey” translation.. plus so much more. Happy New Year kittens! :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 01, 2025•49 min
A big event occurred this weekend. You might not believe it, but a movie called Wicked came out… and we discuss (not at too much length). Joe Rogan believes in dragons and we can’t decide if we disagree, Armie Hammer has a podcast, the Twitter algorithm is scary, and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 27, 2024•47 min
This episode is a classic gab sesh… And it all begins with the First Ladies of Late Night Drive spending 10 minutes discussing being a theatre kid. Then, a Pop Culture catching up occurs. Kim Kardashian got a Tesla robot, Jake Paul beat Mike Tyson, Bibles are mandatory reading in Oklahoma, RFK Jr and Trump are ba da da da da loving it. We realize none of this is good news, but we cannot perform magic. Plus a book rec, holiday excitement, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit pod...
Nov 20, 2024•53 min
Okay… It has not been the best week. But we are here to discuss our feelings! Plus a small update on Ellie’s kidney, Gavin Newsom discourse, and Ellie’s friend’s EVIL ex who has become infamous in the city of Chicago. We love you guys and are here with you, especially those in red states. PS: Patreon has changed their policy so that there is an additional fee if you subscribe via the App Store. If you’d like to support us/join our Patreon please do so through web browser! <3 Learn more about ...
Nov 13, 2024•55 min
Heyyy pals this week we have a biiiig announcement-- you guessed it, Ellie finally got a kidney! It's a short but sweet episode where the girls discuss what this means, as well as the Wicked movie/Kardashians and some halloween chatter. Spoooooky! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 30, 2024•40 min
After an incredible weekend of girling out under the influence of fairy dust, Ellie has some lovely revelations to share. For about 20 minutes the ladies of Late Night Drive discuss the fairy dust in question. It was also an Extremely discourse heavy week- so there are discussions abound regarding (as always) age gap discourse, how often you should be seeing your partner, and (again as always) the male loneliness epidemic. Plus a bit of lazy Halloween costume brainstorming. Yippee! Learn more ab...
Oct 23, 2024•53 min
We are speaking our desires into existence instead of hiding them queens… But first? We might get on a cruise ship. Important discussions abound. What are our thoughts on cruises? What’s going on psychologically when you’re in a bad texting headspace? And we need to talk about how giving people “plus 1s” is lowkey polyphobic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 16, 2024•56 min
An amalgamation of topics appears before you. Do you answer the call? This week we have some HOT ADHD tips, some activity recs, witch behavior, and much more. PLUS Ellie went to horse camp, and we discuss Halloween plans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 09, 2024•58 min
Can we fix it? No, we can't. This week, we're tackling the age old question... Can you fix them? We also have a good old fashioned chit chat about what's going on in our lives, Michaela is hyperfixating on Equinox, and also, why is every pop girlie dating an ugly man? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 02, 2024•53 min
This episode is filled with a few tips... Financial tips even. This week we revisit how abysmal things were for us (financially especially) this time last year, and how sometimes a "rock bottom" can push you out of your comfort zone into something even better. Plus a cute tarot reading and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 25, 2024•51 min
This week Ellie appears to be joining us from underwater (sorry about the audio this week guys). The girlies have big fetish updates & discourse, shocking raccoon drama, Ellie got ROCKS, and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 18, 2024•56 min
It goes real nutty mode with this episode. The girls have been out and about unsupervised for two weeks, and much has transpired. Michaela has an interesting take on fetishes that she struggles to convince Ellie of, Ellie is getting a rock (NOT clickbait), some people have innately evil spirits, plus so much more. Huge life updates abound in what we dare present to you as an episode that will make you giggle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 11, 2024•58 min
This week we are getting in a golf cart and whizzing around the neighborhood blasting Short N Sweet. The girlies discuss their weeks, a fantastic moving tip, dating, Chappell Roan’s statement on fan interactions, the shit we’re liking on Twitter now that it’s private, and sooo much more! Plus a Seatbelt Check on being *perceived*, specifically as women. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 28, 2024•1 hr 2 min