There's no place to escape to, this is The Last Podcast On The Left. Side Stories? Side Stories? Side Stories? Yes. Now I don't know how I'm going to talk professionally today, but I have to. So I'm going to be here present speaking. One pound fish, come on baby, come on baby. What's that from? There's this meme of this Pakistani guy that he sings. He's like a fish monger.
Come on ladies, come on ladies. One pound fish, very, very good. One pound fish, very, very nice. One pound fish, very, very good. This is what I want to do. This is what I wish I could. This is what I'm trying to do with my tiny maniacs.
But then they took him and they put him on one of these America's Got Talent shows, but in like Asia or Europe. And he's like in a suit and then he just sings his fish monger song. That's his fish monger song. Why do they think he was going to be in a different judges? Judges are like, I don't think you have what it takes. He's like, I am a fish monger. You brought me here. You brought me here. I didn't ask to sing professionally. I sell fish professionally and sing as a pleasure.
I will say the fish business is going to be very good for it. It's true, but also we got to be careful not to monetize every single thing that brings us joy. There we go. That's the reason why I'm not starting an only fans, because I already blew my gripper. Yeah, what is on your wrist? Well, I told you I got. Oh, this is your
Quivers thumb that's still happening. But he you think I've done anything to properly do it. It's not like you stopped going on your phone. No, no, it's still I am doing well, but then the trip to Australia reheard it. I'm an old man. This is my gripper. This was my jerk off hand.
This is my roadwife. This is how seriously I took masturbating. I'd be so nice if I had lost my right hand. I could still jerk off. I can't believe you're a left hand jerker. I just do it to confuse myself. What is that even? I don't even. It gets kind of nice like another. There's a little bit of a weird angle. Do you have more spin when you want to do it? No, there's no. There's no.
I'm not sure. With the left hand, but it's 35 seconds. It's 35 seconds of a day. You're on your brain. 35 seconds. You imagine a thing. No, no, I can't do that anymore. No, that would be no, no, I look at something. I just look up like honestly, it's stuff like 10 m in square.
I look a bat picture of jerk off at it done done. I go look up Mount Rushmore. There we go. Just immediately hard as hell. I want to come all over Lincoln's face. Because man, first gay president. If only we're going to have one. It'll happen. He was it. Joe Abraham Lincoln. Oh, first gay president. For me, it's the the copyright act. And then I can just nut all over that. Welcome to side stories. Is this happening right now?
We started the show. We began the show. I'm a father. You can't have me say these things too bad. Too late for you. I am Henry Siprawski. You're in trepid host. And I'm sitting here with the incredible vivacious. One of my oldest best friends in the world. Edelarsson is currently still in Australia, celebrating Julie, his beautiful wife's 40th birthday. He's enjoying himself. But I'm here with the wonderful scenic as Navi.
Thank you so much. And you hear from fraudsters fraudsters season five is now out. So this is again. The way we do promo. This is my press tour is so good. Yes. This is your press store. This is your this is your interlpn press store. You wanted to get booked on shows. Yeah. Congrats. You're here with me. You set me a text like we're coming back from Australia. We got a recorded episode. We just had to do because the problem was that we were recording on the road. But it's awesome.
Australian promoters great tour. It was so much fun. When Eddie comes back, we will obviously go into deeper detail because Eddie and I had a bunch of fun. But it is. It's nice is that they pay for the hotels. Right. So when you go the promotion company pays for the hotels, but then what they'll do is they put you in a rock star hotel, which is like it's always means they have a really nice lobby. But the room itself is like a prison cell with a record player in it.
It'll have a record player, a mandolin, but no sink and like a mirror for a table. And that's it. Yeah. And nothing else. So we had nowhere to sit like Eddie and I were trying to we were like, okay, we can get one more side stories in. And we were like laying in bed with each other. Like we were on a sleepover. And I was like, this is fine. But I don't want.
I can't do side stories while our toes touch. I would say so. I need room. Yeah. Our toes are touching now, but I feel like it's sexual. It's much to making sure that I know that you're here and then you're pardoned. But I feel good though. But I am happy, though, is I'm glad that you also came because not only you mean we trust each other. We know each other.
There's also specifically week week for stories. Yeah. Which is great timing. Who's fault is that God and the devil? Yeah. And the the fucking absolutely fateless universe. We are just rolling through. We were just a New Zealand. The big we were just in Australia. The big thing there obviously was the break dancer woman. Oh, yeah. The fraud. Yeah. Who was an absolute total embarrassment to their country. And it was awesome to be there during that moment. Yeah.
Because I did a backed out of her break dancing. They gave me an extra five minutes each time on stage. And that is the ultimate gift. Yeah. Like she gave me material. Free five. I'm so happy that she exists. You can stand to go for that every time. And so baby. Hey, crush each time. And I guess what you also gave me the faith to know that I too can still be an Olympian. Yeah.
Because all I got to do is get out there and wait till they got a good good. Oh, man. That's what this. You don't think I blew my gripper out for no reason. I was training for the 2028. Which great of the LA Olympics. They're having a whole sexual crimes section. Yeah. Where it's all about can you jerk off on camera. Can you stay hard with the casting director? That's a huge one. Yeah. Yeah. Where you just get hard. And then when the goal is can you keep your your erection.
Walking through various obstacle courses where you have to go get your pictures taken. And then you have to go and do a Shakespeare model lock. Can you stay hard? Don't forget the eye contact. You gotta have my. You can't be thinking it better be bouncing though. Yeah. Because the very end of the obstacle course. That's how they really decide is that they flick it. And then they see how far the bounce back comes and hits you in the belly button.
This is great. Yeah. For us are season five. I have two small children at home. One just started Montessori. Hey, man, at least your bottom at least they're at home. They're at Montessori schools. How were they wound with the all like they don't they talk to an elf and they learn like. Then they learn math with letters and stuff and then they don't like am I wrong?
Mathlete letters. Yeah. Do they do like. Is it? Do they ask the children what they want to learn and they say stuff like pancakes? And they're like, all right. I guess he's a doctor. You're in big game about not having children right now, but I can't wait till you're 50 and you adopt 12 children. I mean, I just can't wait till I'm 50 and I adopt my. It's like this is Trisha. She's 21 years old. Just came from here from UC state. And God, she's just she wants to be a weather woman.
And I'm teaching her all about different shape clouds. Yeah, I can't wait. I can't wait to adopt my. Ah, here we go. This is this is Latisha. She's 23 years from the Hawaiian tropic bikini team. And she needs a place to stay because her last husband died because he was 95 years old.
We got to get some stories. I was going to do some updates up top. The promise that I don't know what to update with you here because we did get a lot of one very sad update, which was about the woman that died in the. Did you hear about this? Which what's so woman Chicago hair airport? She died in a luggage carousel and they had labeled it a suicide and it just turns out it was all. It's just very it's actually um, it's real sad.
We've it. She's in the in the carousel. She died. Well, they so it was about 2.30 in the morning. An agitated woman somehow got access into restricted area behind the the carousel of the the luggage carousel. And they said originally with the way the article was sort of put was that she had gummed up the works and had committed suicide by airport. But then now we're seeing that it's actually a little bit more cut and dry than that. It's actually much sadder and less fun.
And what's the sadder less fun? It was just it's just a suicide happened in the back room of the Chicago airport. And I don't know how. Oh, got it to the idea because we thought it was like a fun old lady's day out. She kind of was like Mr. McGood her way into the luggage thing. And then it was like,
I'm in the big. Some others are pressed. Like she was getting like, oh, like rolling down various ramps. That was the fun. We were all thinking she was going to OJ all the truth. That is what we're about. But no, but it's extremely sad. It's like watching Robbins wish.
Have you watched that yet? No, what is that? Jesus Christ, guys, I do the scam pod. I know Robbins wish is the Robin Williams. No, I can't watch this dude. If you want to watch this. I made it through half of this on the plane. And I, you know, I I don't want to betray my listeners. No, I don't want them to know that I have emotions because they know that I am again.
I'm above it. I'm alpha. I don't need your. Sorry, they think you're what everybody does. They audience knows I'm an alpha. I'm a fucking top dog. I can't fuck. Yes, with all letters. I get from guys and numbers go always. And they were and they all know I don't cry. I don't got. I can't lose that moisture. I say that moisture for my fucking come. Yeah.
But no, I watch Robbins wish and it details the final days of Robin Williams. And he lived in a labyrinth of terror and demons since last couple of days with his Louis body dementia. And it sounds like it was an absolute nightmare that's also coming from five different voices.
So imagine the man that is the funniest man in the world going completely insane in Spanish Hindu accent is fucking London accent. He's doing his all his characters. All his characters. Every one of his characters is talking about how he's going to commit suicide and kill everybody in the family. So it's like. I imagine at some point it was kind of entertaining. Yeah, so Robbins. You still doing technically these are all bits. These are material. This is so awesome.
It's so incredible. It yes. It's obviously very disconcerting. But that like when I was saying like how probably no one will know when I have dementia. Well, some guy to the punch line still got paid off for the bits that he was doing when he was. He had to. He has to break the bill. Yes, his business manager. Every single time he did copy a bit in a foreign accent, but sort of telling everyone how he's going to kill the family.
He does have to pay $50 to Carlos Mincey. And then he has to pay $50 to yeah, it's like Pablo Francisco. You remember him? Of course movie movie trailer guy. Yes, the best. He got a lot of shit taken from him. He wasn't a good enough comedian. The form of Parkinson's that he has my dad has Parkinson's. I remember I texted you and Eddie this photo that said that he everyone thought before all this stuff came out that Rob Williams just was just normal sad depression.
Yeah, that he was just sad clown. And it's like he was a sad clown, but it was also not it's what he had was much worse than be than sad clown disease. It is. Yes, it was much much worse. It was an absolute other nightmare. It's a very rare form of some form of Parkinson's. And we just got to not get that. That's my main key key. And you know what I'm thinking? You know how I think we're not going to get that me. No judgments.
No fucking you can't hold any grudges. Okay. I'm ready for it. You're gonna lot of water. Uh huh. Smoking weed. Yeah. And I don't know. And it's not improv obviously. Yeah. Because that's my problem is I think you think it improv would save your brain. Now I think it's making my brain worse. It is. Okay, here's a question. When you talk to yourself. Do you say like when you want to get yourself going? Do you say I got this? You got this or we got this?
Holy shit. I don't know. I think I say we got this. I say we got this. Yeah, I say we got this because I believe that there is a mind in the observer. I because I have voices. Yeah, but I got a voice. I'm in young in therapy. I write scenes for your.
Do there are things in therapy? Yes, I do different voices in therapy. Aren't you in WGA? Don't you need to be reporting this back? We know that a lot of it depends on if it's under an hour. Yeah, it's under an hour than got it. Yeah, that's why cut out of 57 minutes because they can't charge me. But no, it's a yeah, I say we because I do believe in my old mindfulness practice that you could see there's difference between the mind and the observer. There's oftentimes when I also say like what are you doing?
Yes, oh yeah, if I have something he's doing bad if someone in my collective brain is doing bad, it's what are you doing? Yeah, not what are what are we doing? Oh, no, no, it's only we when things are going well or we need to do things when it's bad. It's like oh, no, what are you doing? But I feel like actually confident people that are secure themselves say I. Yeah, but then they wouldn't be in this show me and show me this. No, like my wife.
Yeah, yeah, they're an integrated person. Yeah, real person present at all times. Yeah, yeah, no, then they wouldn't be in this. They wouldn't be doing this. Right? Yeah, I'm a professional improper. You know what that means? You tell me don't know. They'll make it up as I fucking go every day. Sorry Rob. Sorry. He's fucking frightening you, but that's life. Oh my God, where do we go from here?
Now, yeah, I can't go over to soup gate. All right, I'm gonna go. They'll be just finish these little updates. Hashtag soup gate is still going on Southern Knoxville. I'm not going to go deep into it because I'm going to wait for Eddie. He got some new reports in. Yeah, we are really dialing it down, but then I talked to our real life superhero friend devil who is from New York. He's her old buddy.
He dresses in full body armor. He's an actual superhero and he has made bus and he works with various like a vigilante. Well, yes, wait, he's a soup or hero. No, he's actually saying he is pulling out from saying that he doesn't want to send. He doesn't want to waste resources necessarily and he did actually give the comment of some of the Facebook groups that are that are obsessed with the soup gate should maybe look into other more important crimes.
But I would try and tell him it's probably best for them to stay in this soup based crime if they don't know what they're doing soup based crime until there is a death, which we're waiting on. It's a victimless crime. Yes, but it's like, well, no, it's not a victim in this time because there's the road and then there's the grass. You got to think about that and the cars get comfort and shit right carves get covered in God. But the someone will die.
And then when we that finally happens, God willing, yeah, we'll finally we're going to get our polluter. We're going to be the beginning of this. We're going to stop this guy. They're going to get scooped by Ronan Farrell is going to be like covering this for full years. What the fuck? Where did he come from? He dresses a pot of plant. My father used to bring a garbage bag of goop into the room. No, daddy. No, not me. A Farrell's husband.
Here's 50,000 words in the New Yorker. But I'm going to leave this. I'm going to leave you with this. Oh, that looks so gross. This one's saying, Cena. This is real. This is real. This is real. It is real. But I did get one update that we're going to get Eddie. So back on as well. I've got some stuff I got to show you today that if you can't handle just mere two. I just imagine.
I just imagine this is so terrible. It's great. It's white. When you open up the bags, this gunk instead of inside of it is white with bits of celery and onions. It's some stuff like that and it's some looks like human waste. You clean two humans, but most of the day. You can't be you can't you're not used to this. That I don't know. I like this gap has never been the same.
I'm a synthetic cucumber because like last week Kelly was like upstairs looking at something. I heard her from another all the way at the other end of the office. And she was like, I get out to something that she was looking at. I was in the room so far away. I just stop whatever you're doing. Well, that's hey, it's a part of working it up. This is what we got to deal with. You have to have a strong constitution. Where's the code of conduct for this place?
This is the code of conduct. The key is to say this is for work first. You say I'm sending you this. The things I have to send to poor Kelly in the night from my Instagram where I'm like, this is a boss message. Yeah, this is an email. This is a work. This is not coming from Henry. This is coming from the quote unquote executive producer. And I'm sending it. Yeah, it's a lot of it's horrible. It's the same message where Rob has to wear a get mask during this recording.
That's different. That's because again, that's him feeling comfortable. I'm not on camera. Yeah, yes. Because he can't he can't handle. He gets he gets to work that mask. That mask Rob zip it up. So here. So this is, but this is one last thing I'm going to leave on this story because this might open this white up. I've lived in South Knox for two years now after I bought my house with my wife. It's been pretty great so far.
We have a resident drug dealer who will stash the occasional meth rock in our mailbox, but nothing has us more terrified. The pick and scab vomit bombs that pop up. We're convinced the bag showing up have been the work of a fairly well known, almost man in the area who likes to dress as a gesture. We see him skipping up and down the sides of busy roads at Knoxville in full black and white gesture regalia. It's a hard like when my friend.
He's been sort of a legend here. And while he's mostly harmless, he does like to pull off an occasional prank. And I fear he's gotten more daring with his pranks by leaving bags of rotten food around. I actually feel like this might be some Joker to folay. Like promo. Oh, have you seen this like an ARG or something? Do you remember when we did our ARG go and check out. BearSurns Bravo. We did four years on an ARG that no one saw. And it was actually quite a bit of work that was involved in it.
But yes, you see here is there nothing but this guy. This is the Knoxville gesture man. I feel that this Knoxville gesture man might in fact close. That's our super look when right there. Case closed. What do we even do in the right? Super parliquen. Look at this other one right here. Skipping gesture update. This guy. These guys are out there. It's a different guy spoke with the gesture. I don't know. I don't want to know. I think it's the same person.
If this gesture wants to talk to a side stories LPL a Gmail.com we will find a way for you to communicate. We maybe even can send our own Drew Smith. Our man on the street to go speak to you. The Joker of Southern Knoxville. Drew Smith got press credentials from LPN. Oh, he don't yes. No, he's not only see got press credentials, but if I could I would give him a gun. I would deputize because you love the second amendment. I just love the idea of me knowing somebody with many guns.
You see look at this one gun. See the gesture of Knoxville. So this is real. It's a crypto. The gesture of Knoxville is real. It is out there. This is not just a made up email. They are this person's out there and they for someone without a home. That's a lot of production value going into your costume. It seems like they got a lot of time.
Now I wonder have you seen this in Alien Romulus they were doing this like in New York, which I don't think New York necessarily needs they they were doing the embedded like advertising of people laying on the subway ground with fake face suckers on and shit. And it's just been like I don't think we we need this right now. We know it's not real. Yeah. It's Alien Romulus. I don't think that we need laying dead bodies places to help us be like oh yes I should see Alien Romulus.
I mean I think that like one of them is going to get trampled to death during rush hour of I would I'm certain that they wouldn't get covered in piss and shit. I remember we were in Sydney like I was we were walking through and there's this like in the public square area where they're active people their bean bag chairs set up for people to watch the Olympics just like randomly.
And I was just thinking about how soaked with human waste those bean bag chairs would have been if they were in Los Angeles or New York. And the fact that this can be here and that there are human sitting in these because I wanted to be like stop. Don't sit in these you are diapers you know what people will do they're going to do this and you pull down your pants. Oh yeah you show them this is what will happen at least I'm there.
I'm free you know like that power big with my back. That's just fucking just shoot but unfortunately I was traveling so what's got to do. Yeah you were you had to get to the lounge. I'm sorry is this the diamond is this an iron area. Let's go through some more horrible stories but yeah the gesture of South Knox folds rail. And if we can get a hold of them please site stores LPL a Gmail dot com. All right so far I haven't seen anything very scary very disgusting.
We are there yet we are there. Most of this is not you guys talk big game alpha top dog. I mean I'm an alpha top dog but that means I'm just confident sitting right here right man because we can why don't we talk like you know what we should talk about which I've heard the audience loves comedy green rooms. Let's talk about it let's get in why RFK Jr.'s your president. Do you like RFK. You want to get into it. He's inside what's coming out of my chest. That's my lunch. It's my lunch.
All right let's get into this first story now this is again it's a bit of a week week. It's summer it's summer it's August if this was a people were like if this was like any other show we talk I mean I get I'm not talking about the. If I even think about the DNC I just want to go to sleep and I'm fine with it I'm the evening's going fine. Everything's going fine. No professional wrestler speaking which is huge miss. I'm already I'm already angry if that there was no why was it like we needed.
Lizo now let's go to this next story now goes Hunter star Jason house faces bio accusations by owner of haunted conjuring home now I know some of the people in ghost adventures so there's you know that's a break. But they've been old for some of the moral friends right now we know that goes hunters is what you call.
They sort of would you say that goes hunters as the weaker version of ghost adventures the poor man's ghost adventures I think they're before they're before they're before but I believe goes hunters like Zach Begins like took ghost bro to full brand capital G capital B but goes
hunters are you remember being the first ones going the come at me ghost like that style of walking around into the like trying to make the ghost fight them provocation like trying to get people to kick shit up right when they go into a paranormal space would you call that disrespectful to the ghost.
I just think it's incorrect but it's it's more that's a bit more empathetic and his style but he is very he is still ghost bro ask and it's way but good sky Jason house so I guess the issue has been is that they got into they talked a little bit up with this woman that purchased a con drink home now this was in does and road islands west
redditch pull this is this area it was purchased by a woman named Jacqueline new news for 1.5 million dollars in 2022 so it's kind of pretty it's like it's way over what it's supposed to be but this is the house that apparently was haunted by that sheba the witch and all the stuff that's in the movie the conjuring all horses but there was ghost stories still attached to this house this woman bought this house and she is claiming that Jason
house of the ghost hunter show is in on a massive assassination plot against her because she's so a saw a man that look like him on her dash cam but you have to be a public figure to be assassinated if you're just a nameless home owner anybody can't be you can't you can't just be assassinated that's just called murder is that true
I don't know are you just so maybe people don't believe in themselves enough yeah I mean that's what it is is that like be like you better you're gonna have you kill me it's an assassination bitch I guess comes kind of feel very girl bossy like let's be honest they kill you assassination me everyone's happy no no people be
so sad but definitely not an assassination see okay yeah murder or important murder of an important person there's a prize attack for political or religious reasons but what if the what if the religious reasons are just because I hate the fact that you're on our island that's that seems political and religious I think that if you're having a black girl summer and you get murdered you should call an assassinated that's what I think I
think that if you are if you're if you're Blake lively and you get murdered during your PR tour for this entire yeah no I'm just saying I'm just saying all hypothetical she could say she was assassinated because of her closest to Ryan Reynolds got it and how important that goal and Wolverine was
even though I haven't seen it yet but she's in some other movie that's about getting like domestic violence and stuff yeah but all I've heard it's seen as like pink dresses and she's just like she really didn't do the work is what I'm reading that for that role
like a little kidman and did a lot she put the nose on she I couldn't even watch big little lizer little big little lies big trouble lies big trouble times big trouble was it called trouble a little lies big trouble is called to big trouble big trouble
trouble and you say little China eyes don't you dare say that you say that was a fucking me I want to take the video I'm a father back to Jason Os now Jason Haws is he's got grandpa face and he is she this woman is obviously completely insane now Jason
Os has been putting out like these messages saying um but she's saying she's just saying wild stuff to him yeah and so this house obviously it has ghost that is negative vibes this woman was really excited about purchasing this house because she said that it was so
important to be near where the ghosts were essentially she said this is a very personal purchase for me when it hit the market I thought this is a property that enables people to speak to the dead and and I how do I say like no it's called methamphetamine but no she says that she was excited
about this house because of its connection to the dead and she was like it meant a lot to her but when now we're finding out is a lot of other stuff so she is a Boston real estate developer to you purchase the house for 1.5 to million dollars
and very competitive it was like 27% above the asking price which is a mistake we should be buying houses just a flip of my think it's dumb I think it's not helping anything and so this woman says that she posted surveillance video on social media saying it would appear to be a man leaving the property in a truck and she says this man quote look like Jason Haws although hauls has been disproved it's not him he was not there
that's when she started he started receiving her threatening messages you will someday be prosecuted for your slander and numerous murder attempts on my life one message to Haws said I am told you know of the assassination attempt on me she texted him accordingly support I will never be defeated or destroyed by any fucking paranormal person now or at any time in the future
and I need that actually on a shirt I want that I want that really bad I will never be defeated that's destroyed by any fucking paranormal person now or at any time in the future you run for mayor of Los Angeles that's going to be my closing state and there may like yes nine more years nine more years but she's like she and Nunez told WPR I she's not going to comment even though she has multiple times on social media but she's not going to comment until she files a federal
complaint to investigate evidence of hate crimes and abusive attacks against me and the conjuring house so she's doing she's saying the house itself is being slandered this is here's the troubling part of the sheet looks difficult that she definitely has those are pajamas that is very much a that is a caron on yeah it's hard when you got when Karen's got kind of that kind of money yes this is what I was just about to say the money she's a real estate
developer she overpaid dramatically no 22 for and she probably didn't all cash all very straight for two were spiking in 22 years and everything right can you just so as for the man from fraudsters when someone says that they are a real estate tycoon or developer does that just mean they have money not necessarily they could be very cash poor but they have properties they got stuff laid out so you never really know what you just borrow the money bar stuff that you have
and you just stay in this constant flux of like fake money exactly you're just you're worth technically zero dollars and here's and here's and here's about this millions of dollars think about that stress I have lost go loans so stressful I've got the word they don't have that that they would not be able to do this job unless you did not physically have that exactly they but but imagine what your brain has to disassociate from when you are dozens of millions of dollars
in debt or you've got loans out you've got mortgages upon this this is getting leveraged on that think about it's gonna change a brain the one thing that I feel like because we don't talk about this content together very often is how often stuff like that leads to murder yes and family annihilations and stuff like recently Corey Richards Mormon woman that was married with a fairly normal dude row right had two kids obviously things are going south she had been slowly but surely
amassing millions and millions of dollars in debt with her kind of fantasy world real estate development idea that she had to do she bought this house she was like did not know that her husband did not know that he was destroying she was destroying his credit by getting loans attached to him she was stealing money from his corporate accounts his own money then guess what he starts getting sick and he starts saying hey I think Corey might be trying to kill me and they saying that over and
over again but because there are more men which is no one really kind of talks about it's very they he's locked in he feels he's locked in he's warning his friends that he's gonna die she then dies the mysterious illness she then writes a book that says what it's like to have a husband die and to book up for kids to help them through the loss of a father that she monetized after the fact and then once they did all of the various toxicology reports
realize that he was poisoned and now we're in the middle of this very very long very dramatic court trial right now where she was doing victim she believes she's like Machiavelli behind the whole thing where she's telling she's doing witness tampering she's doing she's how did someone's both so smart so stupid well what she did was that she's trying to tell her mom what to do how to manipulate the other members in the
family to tell the police what to say but they found these letters in her cell what she was doing this was holding the piece of paper up against the wall inside of the when they would do the calls with her and her mom so that she was saying one thing and reading the woman was reading this listening
yes and so they she couldn't see the actual like her hold it up right to her to read what the material was until they found some of those letters and then it basically details this whole fake plot saying that her husband was like faking putting drugs in her carry on all this like various
of about her husband was addicted to drugs and then he died of a fentanyl laced weed edible which is ridiculous and then she got the one place where fentanyl generally is not it does I go and then because she also got because guess who she asked for the housekeeper she asked to see if they could
get her fentanyl and then eventually she said I need that Michael Jackson stuff oh and so they found this letter in her cell that explains all those witness tampering and she said she was writing a book that was a fantasy book about a woman being arrested and witness tampering but this all came
from real estate development this all came from it like it was another one of those you get tempted by those low interest rates and then you end up killing your husband but it's this idea of this living in a fantasy world which is both like what difference at what point does it make you
an aspiring entrepreneur and then past that you become a psychopath exactly this is this is this is where the world's kind of intersect for us and there's a thing called the fraud triangle right where do you get the pressure of something so these loans you start making out you have the
opportunity to actually do the thing so you're the guy's right because of the event there are opportunities in that realm this is why you need if you're ever in a business this is business advice now don't be one person don't trust one person with all the money never okay you got to trust me
I don't even trust me exactly exactly so then then it's the rationalization and this is where it gets crazy the rationalization starts with just doing more loans I'm gonna get myself out of it and a lot of times you just do mail fraud and then they're out of there but where it gets into your
stuff is when they don't get caught and they continue to rationalize they spin and then they kill the husband on Syracilers we talk a lot about making tiny allowances yeah then what they do is kind of create scenarios where more and more being like well I I couldn't help myself because they have been edging into it slowly but surely and there's something about that lack of experience because they they one thing they say about psychopathy that is very interesting is that it's not like
but you know most are true crime people know but it's not like a slaubering maniac you know what I mean a lot most psychopathy is marred by a flattened experience so that's kind of like it's marked by flattened experience so part of the issue is lack of emotion is what is making you seek some form of stimulus in a place where you can't seem to receive it no matter how much you want it or how much you get it everything borrows you and so you're just looking for more and more action you're looking
for more and more and then you'll take any reaction you can get yeah and there's another thing here that we've noticed at least when we're doing the war on drugs for season five on fraudsters the book is that dehumanization is not something that just popped up when the internet came about and
that we disassociated from the idea of being a human or anything like that dude's have been doing it since day one man dude rock that's a man dude so this is this is what's crazy is that the the idea of being able to so easily and quickly dehumanize another person is something that's been
baked in to the human experience for as long as we can remember we can other someone or a group of people or in the idea of like a serial killer a small subset of people that you're going to murder and yes and you could do that very easy this is how our drug laws were made in the early part
of the 1900s this is how so much works that was like the kind of one of these big aha moments that's happened is that because I always thought like man the internet separated us all social meetings made us all tribal and we start thinking about our humans like no man it's always we've
always been monsters to each other it's also and what I realized is that we've been and walking around with these same brands yeah for like 200,000 you know software update so yeah it is in that way like we are way more the version of us that was in the fucking jungle
yep versus this with laptops and this is all brand new the brains that we are used to the brains are we are using are still very much so animal brains and that in some ways those things helped us back in the day right because it kind of helped you deal with the life trauma and like all the
shit of just living life right love how hard it would be to be a just a naked human in the forest to now and we're still dealing with the same fears but then we just kind of express it on top of each other my toddler is three years old and he has all of the emotions we have the only differences
the ability to regulate those emotions and you can teach that and you help them with that over time and that's why you got him out buta roll and so long and he drugs right like this is why he's a small edible I'm saying he's because he's switched to indica right he said indica can I warned him about the the perils of sativa it's gonna keep you up you're gonna be playing a road like card game until two o'clock in the morning when you should have been you wonder if it's anxiety or
if you need it switch to a lower t exactly I don't have anxiety I just do it the sour diesel too much well I'm got honestly this I'm glad you're here to talk about this because it's really it's there's so many of these loss of status yeah this one of the worst things that can happen
quote unquote worst things that can happen to a quote unquote man that will allow them to then have the then they decide well my my family can't live with the embarrassment of my failures so they're all gonna have to die mm-hmm which is guess what we get over it daddy but eventually we get
over it you know you don't have to kill all of us it's about a fact sometimes you go to jail then I get to write a one-man show that gets me to the top of the fringe and adnbrough and I'll thank you daddy all right but the other thing that also happens is like the case of berry mink out we've
covered on the show I think a couple seasons ago his father was such a loser and such a failure that's what motivated him to become a fraudster Jim Jones is that same thing very similar yeah very similar his dad was a his dad was this waste rule of a fucking piece of shit alcoholic and Jim
Jones became obsessed as little boy with all forms of churches so he became he would go to every single church service and the certain understand which is why I also wanted to be a priest I realized too over time is because he had guaranteed an hour of time yeah every week that everybody had to
listen they have to love it too oh yeah they got me braided there's no booing there's no heckling oh no just a name and you go to hell yeah yeah you can't masturbate bro no I can because I'm the priest yeah and I talk right to God yeah I'm like common a little chalice and I feed it to myself no one
can screw me and call me racist when I'm doing a sermon that's the key that one day happen to me all right so now this is the next one all right let's do this next story this comes from your neck of the woods my beautiful life's neck of the woods this is one of those weird ones that really
knows it make a whole lot of sense this is a number station here in America doing shit that we don't understand that's that Pittsburgh that's that Pittsburgh it got there on my number station banner there's a dollar dollar supply of the throw your efforts I apologize for your ears ladies
gentlemen for the accent you're gonna hear for the next several minutes now I live over in Wilkinsburg now this comes from the subreddit of Pittsburgh the reddit subreddit now right next to this is near Turner or intermediate school every night starting around tell 12 o2
a.m. to 102 a.m. a monotone voice begins calling out a string of numbers and last only a few seconds and repeats every 10 minutes on the second minute 10.0 to 10.12 10.22 etc etc and goes into a little past 2 a.m. they're saying they've heard it for months now the numbers are not always the
same each time sometimes they're followed with the word delta as in 198 delta 68 delta 210 delta 22 sometimes it's perfectly clear sometimes it almost looks like the source of its moving um we don't know what this is so the good with this person's been updating for about a week and saying
that it is continuing again and again with very little change and we'd love to know if you've heard this and what the hell we can do about it side stories LPL a gmail dot com from what you know about number stations does this track as it's related to what was happening that's I I know from when we
did our number stations episodes like a million gd years ago we're pretty certain it's all these are shortwave radio stations um they they're some kind of speech synthesis to vocalize numbers that's what we know that what it is it's some form of communication since system um a lot of these
they've been around says world war one you're archduke and ton of austria and his youth used to listening on these transmission this is all back in the day um we don't really know there's like the group had this receiving coded messages that had broadcast from the attention on number station
and Cuba Cuba we had some spies that we busted using these types of systems um there's one the E03 the Lincolnshire poacher which is thought to have been run by the British secret intelligence service uh there's so there's a lot of different reasons of lost it lost see I never watched
loss lost the numbers just trash I never watched me come at me at scene and now come at me lost trash yeah but he uh they're saying about that kid mask I used to ever saw it I never saw it Marcus is a huge fan oh I can't know too much they were
making it up as they went along hey man we guess what so we all so we want to hear it I hear the numbers so we have so we have so we have so we have so we have so we have so way they should have put a little audio filter on this to make the numbers come up a little bit for
this is our raw dog audio this guy is like he just started recording from his phone from outside of where he is hearing these numbers it is very faint you might want to pull up your volume right as we begin you know it's talking to Stan peach a caskey that are looking spurg and we
were talking over Pramady sandwich and I told about these numbers and you know what he said he said he thinks it's somebody reciting all the numbers of every Pittsburgh stellar from the Super Bowl years one can only have only car bought the stellers my friend you got to be careful
there's one more recording you want to hear sure yeah yeah yeah you can store it here just a noise pass any basic noise pass this is all tick tock you know he didn't really do he didn't sweeten it yes it's weird because
you can kind of hear it you definitely hear it but it's I don't know what the fuck it's for well he went into the abandoned areas where he thought it was coming from he really tried to chase it down he even talked to his neighbor and she was like don't don't go there well because I
think that it's it's got something to do yeah look to government I also know that was interesting is that do you remember when they had the the the rail road crash the don't buy the chemistry all to dump all those chemicals like and the nurses the river and shit like that that you know like
apparently that happens like a lot yeah happens several times and we they don't really talk about it too much and then I wonder if this part of the world was interesting about Pittsburgh is that it's the robotics capital of the country yes there's a lot of like government money and
government stuff in Pennsylvania in these areas between like between the Pittsburgh area Ohio there's like there's stuff in here because like you think about Juanico's in Virginia which is not that far away like there's stuff that's happening in there but God knows what is fall
I don't have these answers I don't have these answers monami I don't know I'm so jet lag scene I'm seeing two of you I'm so wildly wildly brain but you look beautiful you look beautiful no I don't I know I look like shit but I I'd love to know if anybody else has heard these because
this is the type of fun low stakes mystery yeah you could go get a proper microphone out there folks yeah I'd love to find out I'm seeing what else I got here because yeah that's it there's just there's really nothing else did you hear about this Henry what Alicia Silverstone ate some poisonous
fruit on TikTok and everybody thinks she's gonna die oh no see I met her on a film I did a film with Alicia Silverstone she's the loveliest most beautiful nice woman ever but she definitely is like this was at the time period when do you remember the stuff where she chew up her food in her toddler
would like pull the food out of her mouth and eat it he was yeah it's a talk he's like breastfeeding her kid till he was like 17 or something is that right yeah and then she breastfed the whole crew oh god lucky awesome yeah yeah he was great honestly he was like man that's fantastic yeah people
are concerned like what is this why did she she just found it on the street and ate it from her garden oh that's a bad garden and then what is that she showed herself eating it and then no one has heard from her sense well if she's dead I think we will know how do you wait why do they
saying poison is that an actual poisonous mm-hmm oh why are she doing that I don't think you're supposed to eat this I think it's staged I'm looking at an anti-vaxer right that's Jenny McCarthy sorry I'm kidding she is close she's close to what I don't she's never said anything
you know she's never see yeah she's never said anything specifically anti-vaxers look like little cherry tomatoes Jerusalem cherry oh not a great name you know I they look tasty they do look tasty this is why everyone needs a gardener by the way I just like we gotta stop doing all this
willy nilly you know it sounds great so nature DIY looks great in the YouTube when they compress it down to 30 seconds but then you eat a poisonous cherry tomato nature's trying to kill us at all times look at what we're look at what we've done it's that's part of nature's job is to kill us it's
supposed to test us and train us to to like it make sure we don't like slip up remember the plant earths four remember that with the the ants go and they like take the guy and the spore comes out of the I think about that all time that's what that's what that's what's next to the last of us
yes the whole thing yeah so yeah it's like yeah it's like bad fungus scows crazy yeah that's like a nature there's always a way to control the populations of all the living organisms of course on the planet like how this woman decided to this this one lady decided to
control the population of fish by having sex with it oh so now this is the woman who's allegedly filmed performing a sex act with a live brown trout what's the only thing on a boat what's the way it's actually I think it's only fish got it now woman who was allegedly filmed performing a
sex act on a live trout this is a thing if you're filmed how was it allegedly I guess because she had a mask on yeah it could be a fake fish yeah so she's charged with one kind of possession of the B.C.L.O.D. product I don't even know that was a thing no idea two counts of making a
reproducing a B.C.L.O.D. product so the problems that is on video now dressed in a black suit Lee appeared in Hobart magistrates oh yeah they came into town oh that's a real she's lying on a boat at sea that was I remember the air somewhere near Tasmania south we had a bunch of tazis come
out to the show and Oz thank you guys so much um as her male co-accused used a live brown trout to perform a sex act on her so what she did was essentially the trout nibbled on her pussy which is that's how you find that clip no is that what you got to do is you take a little
worm you wrap around that clip and then that trout he come nibbling nibbling she liked it I don't at least if the you one thing about a trout is that I find it worse with something with a tail that can wag yeah like a trout don't know I mean I wag my tail when I'm going down
you're the guzzmo yeah he's like this guy's not yet to enter a plea but I feel like that's the only time it's fine as if it's fish and if it isn't resulting the death of the fish but this did result the death of the fish died yes did they eat the fish did they eat the whole fish if
they're truly Native American they would they use the whole if they use the whole fish truly using the whole fish if they if they they fuck the fish and then head sex with it I would have no issue with it eat the fish love the fish I think really which is really sad because the crime here is
make they're saying yeah the crime is that you got proof of it really she yeah and she was no if she just had that sure think about this if this was 1998 mm-hmm people's getting their pussy's eaten by fish all the time in peace yep and without TikTok which is why I think we got
to come against TikTok yep pause he's that fucking these fucking these fish pussy getting eaters yeah right mm-hmm they used to just kind of they didn't worry about monetizing it they weren't trying to make content it was just in the moment vibing having the salmon eat their butthole that
is fucking American choice if you are vitamin E deficient one great way to get your vitamin E up is through fish oil and fish oil through the Virginia but also can I also say this please and maybe it's because like and I don't really wow that's that the lady mm-hmm oh wow she looks like a
track now I wonder is as an overseas lawyer then as a person is really getting into maritime law to my research into the sovereign citizens is if they're on the middle of the ocean why is it a crime do you want do you want your lawyer yeah that I mean they carved up the oceans what do you mean
they there is law in the ocean no there's no law in the oceans well there's certain areas where different laws don't apply but there are laws in in areas like there's if you're certain certain away distance away from the shore you're the law still apply you go beyond that then you can
then then there's maritime law that applies so there's always somebody so you can't just do anything you want in the water I mean uncle Jeff tried he did he really did yeah old uncle Jeff really thought if I was just far enough away no one would ever hear these masseuses
fucking cry themselves asleep you mean uncle Jeff did what I know I know Mr. Epstein no Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey to that no no let me call his lane Jeffrey who needs to get jerked off the four times a day no actually penis my Jeffrey no silly unbelievable now I'm gonna end you with
this last little story because I just want to get your reaction okay so this is a this is the worst story of the week and the only reason why I'm talking about this I don't necessarily find this funny but it is wild to me okay now this is in Guatemala teenager my name is Deborah Rebecca
Z are told I was 15 years old it's very sad she was on top of the building taking pictures for her birthday and she fell off the top of this building and her head hit their neck hit an electric cable as she was falling back and the cable zapped her so bad pop the head right off and we got the
video you got the video I sent it to right away feel like I'm on Jerry Springer we know it's like you go really see anything it's just crazy you could see that her body is on it they posted this video they say it's like warning this is really bad viewers they find them the
viewers may find it upsetting this very nice young lady is on the roof she's commiserating with friends things are fine everything looks normal everything looks normal and then it cuts to her being on the z it going back and forth on the thing but you can't really see any see that's it that's
the whole video oh then the whole town got his round the runner so apparently I had no idea you could have electrocuted so bad that your literal head falls off do you know that well I guess you know this is all about infotainment and learning is part of it I just did not it's like it's
that happened a lot I mean I wonder in the electric chair if like the head oh yeah we talk off they talk about that all the time like if you seen that like we did when we did our coverage about the history of the electric chair like if you are not in a suspend when if you're it's great
honestly it's fat I do think it's fascinating okay yeah but you could like if you want to and you don't like the guy that's in that chair yeah you could do a lot of fucked up things that guy in the chair like there's stuff like let's say you just don't because you know how like
you're supposed to wet the head of the dude like one of the things you just work in that head yes and like let's say you just don't and then literally like his head bursts in flames and shit both the person flames here we go this is what it's it's happening's happening oh yeah now
you can really wow yeah now you can see you can't see well the smoke that's crazy wow that's fucked up whoa that's not good we'll cover all this no one will see I just didn't know your head could pop off like oh yikes you Louis I feel bad for her I feel bad for her family
you got to get that head because that's the thing I you know what I would say though at the same time I do scam podcasts I thought your season and so I did this because we look at court record you wanted it you wanted it I didn't think I just you said oh it's not bad I mean oh no bad
things happen on this show but it's like I asked for I just didn't like if you're okay maybe we'll take this to let's bring it to us okay if your head pops off doesn't mind think okay so this happens to me yeah my head pops off what I love is don't try to restore that shit
I would prefer my body next to the head oh two caskets yes yeah a tiny casket a bucket yeah with a lid can we make it into a fishbow you're not into that you know what I want it you know what I want the surprise I'm with the open in the box yeah yeah yeah new LPN employees open the
box open the box I uh yeah I I've always said I want I put your hand in the box what happens at the box what it went in the box paint did did Henry's mouth chopping on you um what it like I've often said I want a tomb oh yeah yeah I want to tomb I want to keep
the members up you can have a tomb I want my body there will be a whole separate go fun me yeah but I want a tomb because I want like a place where people go visit yeah like I've had this very idea that you turn that into almost a tourist destination hmm did you just monetize your
post post your mislife I'm just saying that I want to freak people out in the later on yeah oh I got you that's my goal is to leave behind something frightening I think I would like to be cremated and then release me from a plane over a crowded time square is it really okay all right I don't
know if I can fly when I think it's a no fly zone yeah what if I take your ashes yeah to the Thanksgiving parade and just throw in hand holes a bit of people I could do I would love that that's fine let me make it at it yeah then I can do that I absolutely guy will absolutely make
sure that I do that that's like it's in people's mouth my body always wanted to ruin people's day at the Thanksgiving parade fucking hate that parade yeah fuck that parade man have you seen that Nicholas oh yeah I would you know this is great I the delicious is how you spend money by
the way oh yeah I respect this he skipped Nicholas Cage bought this pyramid shaped tomb in one of the most famous cemeteries in the world the St. Louis cemetery number one in Orlands and he skipped the whole line like because he paid up a bunch of money and they thought what is interesting is that
his tomb has been hit by lightning two separate times which is cool it's God's saying God's saying that he loved face off I'd think it's time for some listen to remit oh goody we're gonna raise the main man's and I was gonna be ahead for your show when people send in letters they cut
the letters out of a magazine and send them in is that is that how you are we have good people I am going to respond to the I'm gonna respond to the Zortman Montana letter when Eddie is back because I got some very information basically a man that was the chef the only restaurant in
Zortman Montana took a told the story to one of our listeners about being made loved to buy females ask watch and it was the best sexy ever had in his life and there's a lot of that man is very interesting in his many others tales tell apparently there's a female sask wash oh yeah
buddy what do you think the baby sacks squashes come to me I didn't really think that far they got big tits I just yeah oh yeah buddy you worry about it well okay you know you even think about a buddy now one thing I will say y'all I'm gonna say right here I guess that is the sask watch press
feeds yeah yo yeah yeah if he's anything like me like I couldn't suckle so does it really fucking matter man all right now this comes from our we were talking a lot the couple weeks about long haul truckers now we talked with the former head of the FBI one of the directors of
the FBI a Frank figley uzi interview the Eddie and I did and he talked about the concept of long haul truckers and murder how often this is like these guys getting to do this is one of the last anonymous ways to get around in terms of like that in its teams to be there are many many strings of
missing people along these trucking routes and its hikers all this type of shit guys just alone super horny in a truck and cab and they're just lopping people's heads off right so this is interesting I was listening to the long haul trucker interview and you guys are talking about
the video equipment in the truck I previously knew a man who drove rigs locally he said a couple interesting things to me for his company the cameras were only in his cabinet there was one looking at the road and that's it for a while this man got away with covering the camera by
simply putting a figurine in front of it his company didn't say anything in Tim until he was in a road rage altercation no one got hurt but since the company had reviewed the footage they discovered the camera was blocked this same man was involved in different road rage altercation
while carrying a weapon and he knew where to stand so it wasn't caught on film thankfully there were no serious injuries and even after a quick police investigation no charges were pressed related to the second instance this man's company states he's not allowed to carry weapons
and he just ignores that they won't say anything because one he's a reliable worker and two most trucking companies are desperate for workers from what I was told these companies will often do what they can to protect their workers too as long as no there's no evidence of wrongdoing
now the man in question is a bit unhinged outside of work maybe during it and I'm purposely being vague regarding the stories to prevent him thinking I talked about him in any way this gets aired because both road rage incidences are very specific do I think he's a zero-killer
no do I think he could kill someone in cold blood if it got pissed off and hide the body where it couldn't be found oh absolutely this is one here's another one long haul trucker my dad was a long haul trucker his whole adult life starting back in the early 70s
I used to ride around with him during the summers as a kid and saw almost every state with him he hauled overside its loads so you're often diverted off major highways one time we were driving on a small highway maybe in Missouri Illinois Indiana or Tennessee he pointed to a small road off
the highway and told me about a time when he picked up another driver who's truck had broken down and needed a ride to a bigger town so he could call dispatch this is before cell phones he picked the guy up in the evening and my dad was almost out of hours so he was gonna need a stop
soon for the night I was weird from the start some of dad played nice with the guy so it's not to get on his bad side soon the guy started telling my dad about how he'd like to pick up lot lizards taking them out to the middle of nowhere and rape them and leave them defend for themselves
the guy thought it was funny so my dad laughed sure when my dad was out of hours for the night he just found a spot off the highway and rather than pushing forward a little further to a rest stop the guy slept across both seats up front while my dad took the bed and back
when the guy was snoring my dad a six foot four brick of a man grabbed his bowie knife snuck forward incapacitated the guy and dragged him out of the truck he pulled him into the field and killed him and then left him there he then drove his truck to the rest stop to finish his
break then drove on the next morning the road he pointed out to was where he turned off that night the field was overgrown in remote so it's possible the guy's body was never found what someone wrote that into here yeah what you don't know who this guy is what's that the
profession what's his dad's confession I don't know his long hole trucker what did I just hear yeah man that's long hole truckers buddy that's murder yeah that's a good story and it's a supporter remember that's where you got to figure out Cena yeah your father yeah what's your
big terrible secret that you're gonna tell your son oh god because that you got to work on it cuz I'm a podcaster yeah oh no if you're so if you're 18 right and we're still doing this and they're gonna be like my dad says come for a living he's gonna be president and you better be
yeah that's a pressure we're gonna put on him yeah is that cool I know I feel different hey man that long hole trucker technically he's killing the good ones the bad ones yeah he's doing the right thing I guess I mean you don't know whether the other guy was telling the truth or not or trying to
say some revolved disgusting thing to try to make some other guy laugh because he thinks it would be funny because like you do meet that a lot amongst men that they say terrible things because they think that you're funny especially if you're comedian you have many times people lead with saying something fucked up to me I'm gonna think it's the funniest thing yeah on the face of the planet don't they realize we're sensitive no well I'm not though all right top G yeah I'm top G I'm I'm fucking
mr. Hardcore yeah total Teflon yeah nothing get in nothing gets out if you see me just be like how are your children no actually don't say that don't say that don't say how are you so we're gonna find fraudster scene anywhere anywhere not as a truck stop in the fields with a dead man unless
unless you honestly give it to the other long hole you don't respect the long hole truckers when I was hosting a serious exam doing the live stuff they always call and a lot of these guys have read every Supreme Court case their thinkers that's all they have time to do a lot of thinking shout
out to trucker Steve almost too much thinking you know it's a lot of thinking he knew exactly how to kill that man that's why I live every day knowing that yeah I can always fall back and being the long hole truck driver I can right on our love zip-south and around these great highways and byweath
of America's sitting down smoking a cigar chewing on some meth eating a bunch of burgers driving around and I don't got to kill them that's I teach him right because then I'm gonna laugh when I get every single weird old hitchhiker side of my truck and I'm gonna give them long sermons that they have to listen to when I tell them what's really going on and I tell them what I think all right they've got a fucking deal with it all right because you want to fucking you want to you want to ride some
it's ass grass or fucking you're fucking ass it's ass or grass I don't need that this is an electric truck this is great all right so thank you guys so much for our pictures anywhere he lists in the podcast patreon.com slash slash podcast I'd love to watch us do this at each other
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we're a little bit less everything else is sold out Philly showed out the other show sold out that'll be amazing to see you too as you go and we're just making shit up I mean we'll have prepared bits yeah also not so great love watching this yeah
why let preparation get in the way of a good show that's what you guys are like the John daily of this place it's beautiful raw talent to get to me raw town oh yeah I do raw town just drinking fucking did whenever beers available yeah and just he's a bastard though isn't he
John daily yeah um I think he's come around he was like he is probably the most naturally talented golfer of all time yes and he is like he's come around I think he's like does it lost up with his son now he just looks rough he looks bad yeah I mean that was a lot of drink and he did oh he
liked he still does he still smokes a lot of cigarettes a lot of cigars I know he's a big trump or you know what do you know you don't think this guy's not gonna be a big trump yeah I mean that's I mean he's technically he's less off trump or he's not gonna storm the capital oh yeah he died of him from his email yeah you're you know we'll see what happens all right fuckers yeah hell said goodbye a nation still stats what an honor