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Episode 614: Pyromania

Apr 04, 20251 hr 48 minEp. 1029
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Summary

This episode ignites a discussion on pyromania, distinguishing it from standard arson and examining the psychological markers and motivations often linked to the disorder, such as neurodivergence, bullying, and attention-seeking. The boys delve into the devastating cases of Brendan Sokolak, responsible for deaths in Australia's Black Saturday fires; Paul Keller, a prolific "stress tester" in Seattle; and Peter Dinsdale, a teenage serial arsonist in England, exploring their backgrounds and the tragic outcomes of their fire-setting compulsions.

Episode description

It's gettin' hot in here! Things are heatin' up this week as the boys dive headfirst into the flames and take a look at what it means to be a Pyromaniac with three of the deadliest cases of Pyromania from across the globe.

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Opening and Podcast Introduction

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True Crime TV and Difficult Questions

Natalie and I relax every night by watching our true crime shows, right? And the one we're watching right now is called Evil Libs Here, and it's about bad, evil family members that you grew up with. But what I love about this show... Was it a home movie?

Wait a second, is this live feed for my living room? But they do a thing on the show where they always ask a question to like these devastated people. Like this show, I kind of like it because it's really intense, but they show these... devastated people and they always go like huh take a look at this picture of this other dead person what do you think of that and then they go like they get upset and stuff but then eventually they always ask the question so if you could go back

would you do it all different and it's like at some point it's like yeah yeah like no one's gonna be like No, I'm glad I married the serial murderer. Well, but the thing is, they always have to say if there's kids involved, I was like, well, I wouldn't because otherwise I wouldn't have little Darlene. But the problem is that sometimes little Darlene turns into.

Angry Darlene is going to burn down the wall. Just a net negative on the world. Sometimes little Darlene didn't get all the good DNA. Yeah, and if little Darlene didn't exist, maybe you'd have a nice little Timmy.

You know, it's someone else. And that Timmy's going to be a lawyer, you know, instead of a fucking... A good lawyer. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, who knows? Well, yeah, yeah, for a bear. A lawyer for a bear. Please. In forest court. Oh, my God. Now I have a new career trajectory. You just got to go to school.

Welcome and Picnic Law Tangent

school. Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. Before we get too far into bear law, my name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with Henry Zebrowski. I'm actually just a part of the Otter Law constituency. and we just said we're alive and covered in hands. I'm just saying the picnic basket was asking for it. Probable cause. Probable cause Ed Larson here with the picnic basket defense.

Ham goes to the back. Back to the left. How is your picnic basket defense these days? My God, it's going well, dude. Yeah, it's been wonderful. I've been getting some blankets. I've been put out. You know what? Fuck ants. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pro bear, anti ant, anti. Oh, I guess anti is already, it's already in the word.

You've done it yourself, haven't you? But I'm going to just say right here at the very top of this Pyromania episode, I think that it's super important for me to say I think picnics are bullshit. Whoa! Who wants to bring a bunch of cold-ass food in the middle? middle of some feces filled like patch of ass like you're going out to there's no place in LA that I want to have a picnic yeah so I gotta tell it was a good warning for everyone as a dog owner

don't picnic directly under the tree because that's where the dogs pee. They pee against the tree and under the tree. So if you're just eating on a big pile of piss. Yeah. Welcome to the Pyromania episode, ladies and gentlemen. As we just went through bear law, dog law. Picnic law. Yeah, picnic law. You know, where to avoid the piss at the park. Yes. Yes, this is our exploration on pyromania. Yeah, fire. Hell yeah. Fire, fire. I am the... God of hellfire. And I bring you fire.

I want you to burn. Can we play that? No, absolutely not. We can just say, just go yourself and go listen to the crazy world of Arthur Brown. The best song ever.

Defining Pyromania and Markers

Now, the simplest definition of pyromania, or at least the one most people probably use when they think of the subject, is the habitual setting of fires as an act of pleasure. But after dipping into the research, we found that the reasons behind pyromania... are complicated and varied, although there are some unifying factors. According to the DSM-5, pyromania has a fair amount of markers, with the most obvious being the deliberate act of setting a fire on more than one occasion.

a fascination or attraction to fire tension or arousal before the act and pleasure gratification or relief when setting the fire or witnessing the aftermath

Old Crime Looks and Firebugs

This is also a type of crime that has some of my like the funniest old timey looks at your crime. Like I watched an old documentary called Portrait of an Arsonist. That was like it was actually a very expensive rental for some reason. And I. kind of talk about the term they always throw around the term firebug yeah like the term firebug which like because i guess that's like fairly common within the fire like fighter community yeah they like bugs

The wannabes. They call them firebugs. They're guys that show up around the firehouse that are obsessed with the tray. They're obsessed with the ladders and the hoses and all the mechanics and stuff. I don't know why. And they then go and they... essentially then start becoming like fire fans and hanging out. But they very sillily sort of like refer to them as fire bugs. Interesting. But they are worse than that. You ever said fire to an anthill?

It's wild. You put some lighter fluid in the middle of it, and then you light it, and it goes out. And then when you hit it with a rake, it goes off again. It's fucking fun. It just pops like little popcorn, guys. Fuck ants. Wow, this is more anti-ant. Really against ants here. But Eddie brings up a very good...

like point accidentally because they show something like 10% of young men specifically experiment with fire setting, right? Like there's a difference between there. Apparently that was my hand on that one. Got a story coming up.

Pyromania vs Arson and Motivations

Oh, yes. It's very different than pyromania. Very different. And there's also a massive difference between a pyromaniac and your garden variety arsonist. While many arsonists have antisocial... personality disorders, one study found that only a quarter of arsonists qualify as pyromaniacs. See, unlike a crooked landlord who's adept at burning down buildings for insurance payouts, that's arson.

Yeah. Pyromaniacs don't set fire for monetary gain, nor do they do it for sociopolitical ideology, the concealment of criminal activity, to express anger or vengeance, to improve one's living circumstances, or as a result of impaired judgment. Interestingly, though, neither do most of them do it for sexual purposes, which I honestly thought was the main motivation before we got into all this research.

Rather, in one study that interviewed 1,100 pyromaniacs, only 5% reported a sexual thrill when starting fires. I mean, I would probably lie about that part. Yeah, I'm not horny for it. So when the orphanage was burning, did you masturbate? No. What kind of sicko? Who would do that? Oh, fuck. He's thinking about it. Oh, he can't even do it. I gotta go to the bathroom real quick.

Firefighters and Arson Connection

Now, people who develop pyromania usually begin as fire watchers, fans, if you will. And much like a serial killer who gets a job and authority for the power it gives them over other people, pyromaniacs will often get jobs in the firefighting field. so they can be closer to fire and so they can see the consequences of their actions. They definitely try.

Yeah. Reportedly, about 100 firefighters are convicted of arson every year. But not surprisingly, the governing bodies in charge of tracking the causes of fires nationwide, they intentionally refrain from tracking fire. firefighter arson. Instead, these are treated as so-called isolated incidents yeah it's kind of like in our necrophilia episode a lot of the people involved were emts yeah you know but also i find it interesting that they don't they obviously they can't

always investigate it because then they'd be looking into themselves. It's very difficult for them. But it's very similar to what the Postal Service did when all those guys were popping off in the 90s. They kept saying like, no, no, no, no. It's not about how we handle. The mail? No, no, no, no, no. They're just mad about traffic. It's all the goddamn paper cuts. Those are the worst. But I'm glad you brought that up, Marcus, because these firefighters have had it too good since 9-11.

I mean, it's been how many years now? Almost 25? 25 years. It's over, man. Time is done, firefighters. You need to do something else. They did, though. Yeah, they take naps. spaghetti hey the lafd did extremely good work here i like to make fun of people who are obviously good yes yes thank you to all of our lafd people uh here uh in the city who saved us just a couple of months ago. Except for when they sneak in your house and try to fuck your wife. That's different.

Turns out, she's been texting him. Yeah, you always think it's a break-in because they've told you it's a break-in and they use an axe. Yeah, and there's all kinds of people sneaking into your house to try to fuck your wife. It's not just firefighting. They all do it. They all do it. Six out of ten. Six out of ten are firefighters, I'll tell you that much. I gotta get rid of her cell phone. Honestly, why is she hanging out by the fire station?

It's so much fun. It's so beautiful. Dangerous. What a fireman. Oh, no! He's only gay for men in uniform. Typically, firefighter arsonists are white guys with one of two problems. One, they might have a hero syndrome in which they intentionally create situations in which they can be the savior. Firefighter arsonists, however, can also be in that small...

Case Study: Terry Barton

percentage of pyromaniacs who get sexual gratification from starting and or containing fires but while most firefighter pyros are men one of the most consequential in recent history was a woman that was in the firefighting game In 2002, a Forest Service worker and fire spotter named Terry Barton admitted to intentionally starting a fire at a campground in Colorado solely for the attention.

As a consequence, 138,000 acres of land were burned, 113 homes were destroyed, and five firefighters died during what became the largest wildfire in Colorado history. For her part, Terry Barton was sentenced to 18 years in prison, but was released after just six.

Difficulty Investigating Arson Cases

Getting people for murder and arson is actually extremely difficult. Really? It's interesting because most of them beg off. They all go like, well... It's an impulse problem. It was an accident. It went out of my control. And that's what happened. So what is it? Manslaughter then? I mean, not even less than because this is all like 18 years in prison is less than manslaughter. It's not like a drunk driver means to kill a family.

No, I mean, sometimes it's a happy accident, but yeah, it's mostly what you're shooting to do because you hate families. But this is, it's interesting that the attention. Like factor. Yeah. It's the most important of all. Yeah, that she was doing it for attention. Yeah. Do you think they would let her become like one of those prison firefighters?

I actually doubt that she's ever allowed to do it ever again. I doubt she's ever allowed anywhere near a hose except to suck it. Oh, yeah. That's why firemen become firemen. For the hose. That's worth it. E-D-D-I-E-T-U-N-E-S dot com. He will suck dick for money.

Infamous Chicago Cow Story

But before we get into the very human pyromaniacs, Henry has requested that we cover one of history's only alleged bovine fire starters. We've got to give it the death penalty, yo! I want to... see it dead! I want to see it dead, my firing squad! This, briefly, is the story of the infamous cow owned by Catherine O'Leary. The cow that supposedly started the Great Chicago Fire of 1871. I heard my mama cry. The night she prayed, the night Chicago died. So many great fire songs. Right? Yeah.

Now, the legend is that Mrs. O'Leary's cow kicked over a kerosene lantern, which set her barn on fire, and that fire spread across Chicago, where it destroyed over 17,000 structures and killed somewhere around 300 people. Records are spotty.

Great Chicago Fire Context

The cow, however, may not be at fault here. What the fuck? While the cow very well may have been involved, Chicago was going to burn eventually, no matter what. The weather was hot that October. The area was going through a drought. Fire codes were very loosely enforced, and Chicago was a city built almost entirely out of wood.

And it's a windy motherfucker. Yeah. It truly is. City of White Soldiers as well. Well, you know, the Windy City, that's actually a myth. Really? The name Windy City comes from their politicians. Oh, because they're blowhards. Who blew a lot of hot air. Yeah. And they're blowhards. I like... did better the other way. I hate change. Do you think that the cow got sexual gratification? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, cows are known to do that. Did the cow live? God, no. No, no, the cow burned.

Now, the fire did indeed start at the O'Leary's small dairy business, but it's equally likely that the fire began when embers from a chimney settled on a stack of hay. It's also equally likely that the fire was started by... a boarder at the O'Leary home, Dennis Pegleg Sullivan, who may have accidentally lit the hay on fire with a cigarette while drinking and smoking with his friends in the barn.

Luckily for the Irish, the cow story won out. And to this day, it's still widely believed to be the cause of the fire. No, I'll be the one of the new brave men here in 2025 to blame the Irish. Fuck you, Irish. Destroying the beloved fur city of Chicago and putting the blame on a cow. You know, and not a single Irishman in the room. No. Or Rob? Rob? Oconowitz. Oh, Oconowitz. Oh, but I thought that sounds Polish. He is Polish. It's a hybrid name. Oh. Okay.

One of those, yeah, I understand. Oh, Cunowitz, I always thought it was like, yeah, Polish, not like, oh, Cunowitz. It is? Huh. Interesting. Wow. Get out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Do you think it's crazy that the last thing the Chicago heard that night was this guy going, fucking god damn it! Ah, fuck! Ah, shit! Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! He's just trying to put it out with his peg leg, like... Ow! Ow!

Pyromania Demographics and Intelligence

Now the female fire washer who started the Colorado fires, she was a rare bird in the pyromania community. the aforementioned study of 11 community. Sounds like a rough group. Meetings are going to be like. The aforementioned study of 1,100 pyromaniacs found that most were male and 70% were of below average intelligence. Even Frankenstein's monster knew fire bad. And as we know...

Canonically homosexual. What about the Bride of Frankenstein? Again, she couldn't be with her. Like, she obviously didn't choose him, but Frankenstein's monster was also, he couldn't make the choice to be with her. Interesting. Yeah. And she's not even in the movie.

She's in the end of the film. She's barely in the fucking movie. I made him watch it. He's so mad about it. I'm so mad about that. I couldn't believe it. What the fuck? Why call it that? But it is nice because then everyone dresses up like her. Like, who gives a shit? She's not in the fucking movie. But Natalie and I then do have an inside joke. that movie because she always goes henry because that's what the lady says to dr frankenstein because his name's henry oh it's very cute is that great

Neurodivergence and Pyromania Connection

There are, however, some interesting through lines when it comes to pyromania. While the study of pyromania is not as deep as we'd like it because some in the mental health... field refused to accept it as a diagnosis, what we do see is that a lot of pyromaniacs share two things, childhood abuse and or bullying, along with neurodivergence.

Now, this through line was noticed by our head researcher, Joel, who is himself proudly autistic. It's also probably not going to surprise you when I say that LPN, as a company, is chock full of neurodivergent people. What? As many people... Many people in our employ have been diagnosed as having autism spectrum disorder or ASD. Wow. I thought we did the blood purity test. What happened to the purity test? Unfortunately, we're all vaccinated.

Oh, yeah, it's been hard. Yeah. In fact, I'm going to go ahead and take this opportunity to come out myself as neurodivergent. Sure. Albeit in a different way.

Marcus's ADHD Re-Diagnosis Story

See, last fall, my mental disorder was re-diagnosed and I was told, much to my surprise and bewilderment, that I do not have, nor have I ever had, bipolar disorder. Whoa! I spent 20 years treating the wrong condition because one psychiatrist in Lubbock, Texas...

fucked up way back in 2006, and all my subsequent mental health professionals just took his word for it until my new guy here in LA finally questioned the original diagnosis. And after a lot of testing, I was correctly diagnosed as having severe ADHD, which can sometimes mimic the symptoms of bipolar disorder. The wild emotional dysregulation that comes with severe ADHD can cause anxiety and depression. That would be the depressive side, manic depressive.

while the hyper-focus aspect of ADHD can be confused for manic behavior. As such, I've totally changed my treatment, transformed my life for the better in ways that I'm fucking still discovering every day. But I do want all my bipolar people out there to know that I see you, I still support you, and I still believe in you. More importantly, though, you should still believe in yourself because you do have the ability to do anything you set your mind to. There are people in my family who...

Definitely have bipolar disorder who have done great things throughout their life with treatment. People who were my own inspiration for making my mental health my responsibility. But when it comes to pyromania, I can say from personal experience. that neurodivergent disorders can cause far greater problems than just not being able to focus, as a lot of children who develop pyromania also tested positive for ADHD. There has been quite a bit of...

People talk about ADHD, and that word gets thrown around a lot. I think the same thing with all of these various diagnoses. They're thrown around on social media, and nobody—we're kind of losing some of the sense of the— The heaviness of some of these diagnoses. Very much so. The ADHD is not just paying attention. I'm sorry. You just don't have a fucking attention span. There's some of you that just don't have an attention span. That's fine. It's been destroyed by media. But the rest of it is...

ADHD can lead to full dissociative episodes, all of the same bad stuff that bipolar does. If you're not taking care of it correctly and you're actually diagnosed with it, you can turn into a bit of a firebug. And that's the thing. ADHD can be severe enough where it is confused with bipolar disorder. I mean, there's a reason why it took 20 years for this diagnosis to get switched over. Yeah, it was a beautiful statement, Marcus. And I, too, would like to take this moment to come out as...

Henry's Neurodivergent Confession

Part human, part piggy. It took years and many surgeries to turn my hooves into human feet. I still enjoy rolling around in my own shit. Solving puzzles meant for toddlers. But, you know, I think I'm on the path to becoming full human. Chew apples with your hands tied behind your back. Yes, I can see it. Speaking of what, Jenny, I got to talk to you. Our Apple budget at the network is getting out of fucking control. We are going to need to talk with you about this. I can't afford it myself.

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Introducing Brendan Sokolak

Now, while ADHD certainly shows up in pyromaniacs, the neurodivergent disorder that occurs most is autism spectrum disorder, or ASD. And that brings us to our first big story today. Let's begin with the... Australian pyromaniac, Brendan Sokolak. whose part in the Black Saturday bushfires of 2009 resulted in the deaths of 11 people. And yes, the name appears, the name Brendan Sokolak appears as if it should be pronounced Sokoluk or Sokoluk.

Whatever. We watched some old news reports and they all say Sokolak. So if you have any complaints about pronunciation, direct them to the past. I also listened to Brendan Sokolak talk and he was. He even says it wrong. He goes like, like he does this like weird thing. He seemed to be under pressure. Yeah.

Black Saturday Bushfires Overview

Now, the Black Saturday bushfires were somewhat similar to what we just went through here in Los Angeles, in that it wasn't just one large fire that devastated the region. But unlike our recent troubles, in which we had four, sometimes five fires going on all at once, The Australians on Black Saturday had to contend with 400 individual fires. I had no idea how bad wildfires were in Australia. My God. That whole continent's made for burning. It is.

During these fires, over 1,700 square miles of the Australian state of Victoria burned, resulting in 173 deaths in addition to the destruction of over 3,500 buildings and homes. When the sheer destructive power of all 400 fires were calculated, it was said they gave off the equivalent heat of 500 atomic bombs. Jesus fucking Christ. You know, it's crazy too the way they...

Talk about it because it really is like they they have a budget. I had no idea it would be like this outside of the United States of America. That wildfires could be as bad elsewhere as they are here. Because also I.

let's just say, I'm an East Coaster, New Yorker, I've never dealt with anything like this before, and it wasn't until those LA fires hit that you start to, when you were watching the footage of it, I guess I never really took it to heart. This shit just... jumps yeah it just explode like things just explode and then they go fat like you would not be you would be incredibly surprised how fast that wall of flame will overwhelm you yeah the Australian fire right before

covid that everyone kind of forgot about because of covid was like way worse than our fire yes so much worse yeah and here how it happened was uh we had two seasons of like like unseasonable rain yeah which caused all these plants to grow And then we went back in a drought, which caused all those same plants to die. And that's what caught fire. Now, when survivors later recalled Black Saturday, they said that after the air turned blood red from the heat.

Every breath felt like sucking on a hairdryer, and some could even feel their skin melting from the heat, even if they weren't actively being burnt. The flames were hundreds of feet high, moving across the ground within seconds and surrounding everything. Once the fire reached a house, the windows cracked, fabric burst into flames, the flames would slide underneath doors where they caught...

clothing and shoes on fire? Those who survived did so by breathing into wet fabric, laying in shallow creeks or ponds. In one case, a family covered themselves in lily pads and pond slime all while kangaroos tried to survive by laying down in the water with them.

All cute. It is kind of cute. That's where you get the first ever kangaroo man wedding. Which is nice. But it's illegal. Their love was considered illegal. She was just... plowing the hell out of that kangaroo and they got crazy they got like a bigger pussy than a fucking lady Kangaroos? Yeah, man. That's the pouch. It's not their vagina. Well, yeah. It's a problem. No, that's right. No, I mean, I find this shit fascinating. Australia is actually made.

Australia's Fire Ecosystem

to be set on fire on a near constant basis. That's its ecosystem. Due to the frequent wildfires started by lightning strikes that have been going on for millennia, the fauna of Australia has evolved specifically to not only survive, fires, but depend on them. Some plant species, for example, won't open their seed pods until the plant is set on fire.

But since some plants need fire to propagate, they've also evolved to be highly flammable. And it's just Australia's luck that one of their most common plants, the eucalyptus tree, is also one of the most flammable. in the world. Really? Yes. They're called gasoline trees. No shit. I didn't know that. I bet it smells good. When it burns, right? They create dense carpets of flammable material that create the...

fast burning and fast spreading fires that make Australian wildfires so dangerous. The oil of the eucalyptus tree also works as an accelerant once the fire has sparked, creating literal fireballs when the flames reach the trees the seed pods then open and fall where they thrive in the freshly burned soil

Eucalyptus Trees and LA Fires

But because Australia burns so easily and is in fact a land that is specifically made for burning, Australia has a fairly large arson problem. And when a pyromaniac gets involved, the results can indeed be deadly.

Interestingly enough, this is exactly why we have such problems with fire in Los Angeles. Because back in the day, in the late 1800s, they... planted eucalyptus trees all over los angeles so los angeles is actually covered in eucalyptus trees and like and going and there was like several different times when they were used to like because they like the way they they

the way they look and the way they smell. And so they were planted all over Los Angeles and now that's kind of what's been fucking us. It's all the old eucalyptus trees that are everywhere and they just catch so easily. I learned that from some gardener.

That's crazy. I didn't know that. Dude, every single time when we went to Hawaii and they do, you know, you just learn that everything that you like there is invasive and it's like destroying everything there. And then it seems like it's really rough to kind of just mess with the... the planet yeah yeah just throw shit around see what happens it seems to just react in wild ways that you really can't

predict yeah they thought it was a good idea because it's really good at absorbing wind because they're real bushy and so like the wind was like you know it would hit that and it wouldn't hit you that hard but you know obviously the wind yeah that's why i travel fire yeah that's why i travel faster when my pants You know cows don't exist in nature. Really? We created cows.

What were they before? Yeah, what were the first cows? Aurochs. What? That's not real. Yeah, well, they're extinct now. Oh, really? Yeah, they're extinct. We bred them, like, I learned this on the Blind Boy podcast. We actually bred aurochs, all the best aurochs, the ones that were most...

the ones that had like the best meat, we bred them into the cows that we have today. Cows as we know them don't exist in nature at all. That's partly why they're so destructive to the environment. Marcus, stop it. You're driving people. crazy people are having orgasms they can't focus on the road they are literally pissing and shitting and coming so much with this information that it's just we have to really be careful

what we do here. It's an infohazard. It's very hard. I am now looking at, because now I'm looking at aurochs. Just thinking about, I like to eat one. Back to Australia.

Arson, Poverty, and Disadvantage

Now, Australian arson squad investigators have found that fires in Australia are started mostly in areas of extreme poverty, areas between urban and rural locations, places of high unemployment, and areas with high child care. abuse and neglect. Here in America, we've seen much the same thing. Some of our worst rashes of arson, say like how the Bronx burned in 1970s New York, they were perpetrated in some of our nation's poorest and most disadvantaged areas.

The pyromaniac in the New York City fires, by the way, that was David Berkowitz when he was still calling himself the Phantom of the Bronx. It's me. The thickest ghost you've ever seen. A ghost with a 38 waist. That's what you like. Subtle. Sexy. There's nothing wrong with a 38 waist. There's nothing wrong with it. Absolutely not. It's a governor's waist. A mania's pant.

Sokolak Investigation and Suspicion

But concerning the Black Saturday bushfires, the Australian arson squad fanned out to determine how many of those 400 fires were natural and how many were man-made. One of the fires the arson squad focused upon was in central... where a man named Brendan Sokolak had called the Australian equivalent of 911 to inform authorities about his local bushfire. Now, the central Gippsland bushfire was no small event. While it had been just one of 400 fires, it had still killed 11 people.

As such, this bushfire was of particular interest to investigators, and they certainly wanted to talk to the man who'd first called it in. Arson is another one of those crimes that's extremely difficult.

to investigate yes it's because and even harder to prove oh yeah because fire destroys everything and there's so many reasons to burn something you know like we see fine like and there's so many ways something you can burn down it's very difficult Now, Sokolak had no criminal record, but upon questioning, police immediately found his demeanor to be strange and suspicious, and their suspicion only increased when they began asking around the neighborhood for more information on Brendan.

Sokolak had been seen driving around the area slowly, watching the fires burn on Black Saturday, which didn't really surprise anyone because smoke and flames tended to follow Brendan Sokolak wherever he went. Yeah, it's not like he was... David Lee Roth. This is what's set up. It wasn't rehearsed. It was hot for teacher. I don't know if he fucked his teacher. It was more of the hot part. I think about fucking teachers.

in Van Halen, I would say it's more like, you know, he caused an eruption. You really got me. You fucking piece of shit.

Sokolak's Skulking and Pedophilia

Locals also said that Brendan was known to have problems with skulking around town. That is an Australian thing. Yes. And there's nothing wrong with a little light skulking. I skulk. Up to 25 minutes a day. Just to keep me going. Life skulking. Life skulking. But Brendan was indeed the worst type of skulker, as Brendan was a bit of a pedophile. Just a bit. Just a bit.

I mean, just a pinch is still a pedophile. Just a pinch is the gateway to pedophilia. Just a little pinch. And I'd say not all skulkers are pedophiles, but all pedophiles are skulkers. I like that. Yeah.

Sokolak's Behavior and Childhood

Brendan was known to stand and stare at children in public and would duck and hide when people noticed him. Brendan also collected junk in broken cars and would work for hours in his shed dismantling pieces of wreckage. where he would listen very loudly to episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine or Bob the Builder, while making, again, very loud commentary on the shows to no one in particular. Oh, Bob, you're full of shit here. I ain't gonna pass any... saw inspection.

You know, builder, I think you're a cartoon. You think you're going to climb that train, Thomas, you fucking idiot? You can't do that. You're just a train. I think you can. You know what, Thomas? I'm thinking you're believing in yourself too much. You gotta stop it, you're attached to a trick. Alright, you can't go anywhere. Yeah, helicopter. Oh my god, that train has a face. You know, I'd give my left foot.

If you could convince me that train ain't smiling. Oh, well, back to fix this old baby carriage. Because let's just say he wasn't an expert mechanic. No, he was not. No, no, no. He was mostly dismantling things for the scrap metal so he could sell the scrap metal.

Sokolak's Job and Firing

Now, by the time of the Black Saturday fires in 2009, Brendan Sokolak was 39 years old, single and unemployed on disability pension after losing his job as a groundskeeper at Monash University. Brendan, like many pyromaniacs, had a hard time keeping a job due to his poor impulse control and behavioral problems. Brendan, however, was reportedly quite good at his job in the sense that he could keep the grounds. But people found him irritating.

some bullshit orange whatever it's like an orange caboose what's that shit They found him irritating for a myriad of reasons, like Brendan's habit of hiding in the bushes so he could jump out to scare his co-workers like Spaghet. It scares you from 100 feet away. I'll do it right close. The bad pranks, however, were not the only reasons why Brendan was fired. He would also follow people and tell them to watch out.

because he knew where they lived. He would pass notes to women co-workers challenging their boyfriends or spouses to duels. And he would express joy at the pain of others like when a co-worker's loved one died. I was wondering why you were laughing so hard at my movie. It was hilarious. Here we go. You got flowers here. Here, daughter. Good. Oh, fuck your mom, then, right? Hey, she's dead too, right? You got free food at the funeral?

Additionally, Brendan would mow over trash instead of picking it up. He would stuff food in his pockets at work functions. He would hide things in hard-to-reach places to infuriate his coworkers. He would make... cat noises at people and would mow over golf balls so they would shoot out at just the right trajectory to hit bystanders. good at this job. This is my job. Fuck you. Yeah, they're little, I like.

the triangle case is because you can't get them at home. You can only get them at work. I really wish I didn't find them so funny. I know. I know. I mean, there's something funny about the golf balls. There's something funny about challenging your boyfriend to a duel. Yeah, just be like, meow. Did you stop? Meow, meow, meow, meow. Hey, you want me to stop right meow? You fucking piece of fucking shit. You know, too, it's just if you have to work with him.

I can say again, if this is just a funny guy. Yeah. No, he would also do shit like he would, when he had to dig holes, he would like make sure that he was upwind of his coworkers so the dust would blow in their face. You know, it's just, it's just. The most infuriating things, like he's trying to make people angry. And that's all to say that Brendan was more than a bit of a prick.

ASD, Pricks, and Social Connection

But Brendan also had skills that kept him on the job. He had a photographic memory of the campus. He knew exactly where all the pipes and cables were buried underground, and he was quite capable with computers. That's all to say that Brendan Sokolak, like many pyromaniacs, most definitely had autism spectrum disorder, or ASD.

Now, that's definitely not to say that all people with ASD are at risk of becoming pyromaniacs or at risk of becoming destructive in any way. But it's a cool thing to maybe hold over your family. You never know. You never know. You never know, Bob. But there are definite reasons why ASD and other neurodivergent disorders like ADHD are so prevalent amongst this section of the population.

As many of you probably already know, ASD is not a simple, straightforward disorder. ASD manifests itself in a myriad of ways, both positive and negative, like how someone with ASD might be able to draw a perfect map of an area. just by walking it but they might not have the ability to understand tone and inflection when others speak. The problem here is that the symptoms of ASD can be confused with people who are just run-of-the-mill pricks.

And conversely, people with ASD can also be massive dickheads who take pleasure in doing things that hurt or annoy people. So can a lot of people, though. Yeah, so can a lot of people. It's not just ASD. I think a lot of people sometimes just like being jerks. It's pretty much all of Iceland. Looking at you, Q&A. Still the rudest. So much fun. We had so much fun in Iceland, but man, you guys roasted us. Wow. They're a very blunt people.

It's partly why I enjoy them so much. I enjoy the bluntness of it. Yeah, they're not there to talk to people. You live on a rock that has ice on the top of it and lava directly in... It's the only place in the world where I can go and people aren't like, oh, Marcus, why don't you have any tact? And it's like, no. In Iceland, nobody has it and nobody cares. And everyone's just saying whatever they want to say. And it's great.

You are fatter now. It's just a fact. You are fatter now. I know I saw you yesterday, but you're fatter now. Thanks. But that's all to say that ASD is not a monolithic diagnosis in which the same principles can be applied to every person. And really, they're just like any other group, with good people, bad people, and everything in between contained therein.

Is it maybe fair to say that his acting like a prick? Brendan Sokolak, you mean? Brendan Sokolak. Was his inability to emotionally... connect with others and that you find that the connection is you all humans must connect to others on some way right we are social beast and so on some level when we are kind of dealing with others, I wonder if sometimes it's just any reaction then becomes a connection if you can't figure it out. Well, actually, I can answer that question.

ASD, Bullying, and Pyromania Link

I mean, when it comes to pyromaniacs, it was very rare, if not non-existent in our research, to find a pyromaniac with just ASD. instead what we found is that amongst pyromaniacs asd is almost always paired with childhood abuse or extreme bullying statistically autistic people overall are far more likely to be bullied or abused, but because of the nature of the disorder...

Some people with ASD don't understand why they're being bullied. In some cases, when people with ASD don't understand why they're hated, they give people reasons to hate them. And our subject, Brendan Sokolak, is a prime example. That's very interesting. Whenever I meet someone who, like, obviously has severe autism, I just try to find out what their thing is, whether it's, like, 80s rock or just rocks, you know, and you just...

drill them on that and you learn a lot. Yeah, you really do. And then they feel great and you've learned a lot and you've had a nice day. Yeah, exactly. But also the key to pyromania... on the whole, is the attention that you get from the action. I feel like that is still like... I think for some, not for all. But...

All the ones you talk to, you start to find out, like, there's quite a bit of similarities of the way they talk. Between Brendan Salkalaka and I was listening to Paul Keller, they actually do have very similar attitudes about it.

Sokolak's Difficult Childhood

Well, Brendan grew up with poor and limited speech. He'd often skip words and sentences. Even worse, he would regularly shit himself well into his teenage years. His mother put him in a kid's soccer club to help him make friends. It always helps. Always helps, yeah.

kids having a hard time making friends. Throw them right into competitive sports. Sports, yeah, yeah. That's usually what kids who have a hard time making friends, sports is always the best thing for them. It definitely doesn't heighten all of those issues. You definitely don't put them right in the middle of all the kids.

Oh, yeah. And they're all on a track of trying to do shit. And never mind if you're just some fat idiot who's arrived to be the catcher of the team. And you think it's because Goldberg was the fucking like the funny guy on the team and that's your function. And then all these kids are now starting to take. sport super seriously and now they're turning on you when you were the fucking mascot. Yeah.

Yeah, usually the kids on the team really hate you when you're the one that's making them bad. It tends to make things worse. Yes, it flipped like over a summer. It was like one summer, I was the most popular kid on the team. And then the next summer, they were like, oh, you're... bad at baseball. Yeah. I was bad at football in my senior year. The entire town could barely disguise their contempt for me. Just because I was like, I want to...

I'm a writer. I'm a broadcaster. I broke my leg last year. I missed my junior year. I'm behind. Why are you putting me in at safety? I'm so much a better running back. Put Billy Joe in at safety. Or Jason. I'm a much better running back. Running backs political position. Yeah. Yeah, I was a very good running back Well Brendan Speaking of someone who's definitely not, who is a pyromaniac, unlike Marcus. Yes, unlike, yes. I did great in football. They loved me.

Well, I mean, Brendan, when he was put in a soccer, it just meant that kids could kick him without repercussions. Yeah. All while they called him veggie or spastic. And Brendan's bullying only got worse when he reached high school, when the other kids...

in their disgustingly Australian way that we learned about in our Snowtown series, all these kids decided that Brendan was a target for their bodily fluids. One fellow teenager smeared Brendan with human feces while others wiped snot on his clothes. coughed on him and spat in his hair. I read a thing about...

I guess Shaq used to do a hazing thing to rookies. Shaquille O'Neal? Yeah, where he used to shit in a bucket for like months. And then on some level, he used to dump the shit. Shaq's dupes. That's a truck. I was just like thinking about that and the old laugh and stuff and I was like watching this thing and I was like first of all so you kept a bucket of your shit

in your house just to pour on some new... Probably in the locker room. I guess, but you kept this shit just because, like, you're a superstar. You're a multi-millionaire leader of the team. Exactly. This could have been in college. No, it was while he was on the... like the Lakers. Oh, really? Yeah. But that's the thing. If you're that rich...

You can have a shit room in your house. Yeah. I guess you can have a shit guy that can take the shit to his house and make his house the shit house. I love Shaq. Shaq's a great person. I love Shaq! I just find it weird hanging out with your own shit all day. Men are weird. Boys are weird. Shaq doesn't live in a two-bedroom apartment. We don't know what he does.

He definitely doesn't live in a two-bedroom apartment. No, he is a multi-man. He is a very large. I'm just saying men are gross, and then horseplay amongst boys is horrible. Locker rooms are very scary places. I very much liked being with the girls. You shouldn't be in the girls' locker room, though. Oh, they invited me in. My wig and well-placed. Oh, girdle definitely convinces the girls that I am ready to give massages.

Eventually, Brendan Sokolak's parents just gave up and pulled him out of school in the 11th grade.

Bullying Scars and RSD

The intense bullying he endured, however, left lasting scars that contributed to his pyromania. Because from what Joel found, there is the possibility of creating a monster when extreme bullying and childhood abuse meets ASD.

Additionally, after Brendan was fired from his groundskeeping job, he may have been in the throes of a neurodivergent symptom called rejection sensory dysphoria, in which a person is emotionally or psychically affected to an excessive... degree after being left out or told that they aren't allowed in a place where they feel like they belong.

And pyromaniac episodes very often happen after a giant emotional change and shift. Very much so. Now, sometimes people with RSD become people pleasers or perfectionists to avoid being excluded. treated badly for fucking up in any way whatsoever. But others, like Brendan, go in the entirely opposite direction by acting out destructively.

See, in the months before the Black Saturday bushfire, neighbors noticed that Brendan had been setting larger and larger fires in his yard. And when a neighbor expressed concern over a gigantic bonfire that Brendan had lit by himself, on New Year's Eve, Brendan didn't even acknowledge that the neighbor was talking to him.

This all came in the year after Brendan had been fired from his job, which was very much a situation in which Brendan was told he wasn't allowed in a place where he thought he belonged. I'll keep the ground. The ground's there, and you're going to tell me you're going to keep the ground for me, the man who keeps the ground? I'm going to set up fire. Fire!

Stimming and Fire Setting Urges

Now, one of the activities that those with ASD and ADHD engage in is something called stimming, which is a physical action that helps the individual deal with sensory overload. For me, I now recognize that chain smoking used to be my main stim.

These days, I play with plasticine clay if I'm at home, I play with coins in my pockets if I'm in public, or I obsessively chew nicotine gum no matter what's going on. You sure that's not just your crippling addiction to nicotine? Well, that's the thing. It's actually connected. Yeah, people with ADHD are actually far more...

likely to be addicted to nicotine. It's the stimulant. I like playing with this rat. There you go. You're stimming. I just fucking, honestly, I mostly clean my guns. Every time I'm nervous, I just clean my guns. For others, though, stimming can be far more harmful, manifesting as hair pulling, skin picking, or in the case of pyromaniacs, starting fires. See, stimming is a way to calm yourself down.

And many pyromaniacs describe the act of starting a fire as something that alleviates a buildup of internal tension.

Personal Fire Setting Stories

I also loved setting fires when I was a kid and was in fact almost arrested when I was 13 for lighting a dumpster on fire at my brother's track meet on the campus of South Plains College in Leveland, Texas, because I was so incredibly mind-numbingly bored. boredom was causing anxiety.

You're also calling out for attention. It's about like, I know my brother's bigger, stronger, more handsome than me. He's more loved than me. I'm going to set this fire because then you're all going to come look at Marcus because Marcus needs some attention. Oh, no, it wasn't about. that at all. Just to watch it burn. Yeah, I loved being left alone. No, no, no. Yeah, me and a friend of mine, we were just wandering around and we saw a dumpster and I was like, hey,

why don't we light it on fire? That could be like a lot of fun if we just lit that thing on fire. Let's light that thing on fire. And then we decided to light it on fire and the fire didn't really work out. And so like we went across the street to this tennis court where there were some tennis balls. We started throwing tennis balls at each other.

And then we heard a big boom, which was an aerosol can exploding because the dumpster had very much lit on fire. And then while we were staring at it, that's when we got caught. Ah, a buddy of mine lit a tennis ball on fire, threw it in the yard across the street, and the whole yard caught fire.

That was awesome. That's very frightening. I didn't do any of this. Rob is sitting there being like, I can't believe these men. I have never set a public fire. I'm very lucky that Florida is as moist as it is. I never said a five. I'm very lucky I grew up in like a wet period in West Texas, like where it was raining all the time. I would have grown up in the last 20 years. Wow.

Yeah, you really could have killed some people. We used to go behind Publix and steal all the pallets of wood that they would just leave outside. Then we'd bring them in the middle of the woods and have giant bonfires. A bonfire is different. I went to many bonfires. Yeah, bonfires.

are different than just like, hey, I want to set that thing on fire and let's go set that thing on fire. We would put like random shit in it. Well, of course. Oh my God. Right after Christmas, we lighten up everyone's trees. That was always the best bonfire of the year. Like January. lit our Christmas trees on fire, but one asshole wouldn't take the ornaments off, and so it was a fucking lot of smoke, a lot of weird plastic. Plastic, yeah. God.

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Sokolak's Manipulation and Arrest

Now Brendan Sokolak was certainly autistic, but intellectually Brendan was said to have the mental capacity of an eight-year-old Brendan, however, was also more clever than he let on, and he could also be extremely manipulative if he wanted to be. See, as I said earlier, Brendan was a perfectly capable person, but he was known to...

play up his disabilities if it suited his needs. He would froth at the mouth or he would use a mentally disabled voice so people would underestimate him. He'd also use it to get out of trouble at work. As such, Brendan began playing up his disability very soon after his arrest for one of the Black Saturday bushfires. Because I think it may have taken him a bit to remember that the fire he'd started had killed 11 people. Yes.

And the way they talked about it, too, is that he really... It's just because he truly did not grasp that there was consequences. And that's what they kind of tried to get him on legally, all these guys. They all just kind of be like, I never thought the... fire would consume half the city and it's like because you you weren't doing that you were following an extreme lack of impulse control yeah that's caused you to set a bunch of fires

Now after investigators spoke with his neighbors and discovered Brendan's penchant for fires and skulking, it was decided that there was enough circumstantial evidence to arrest Brendan for starting the fatal bushfire that he himself had called in to emergency services.

Now, Brendan didn't get nervous or anxious like most people do when they get arrested, nor did he react when he was read his rights. But outside of his non-reaction, Brendan was reportedly carrying relatively normal conversations with the police who arrested him. He actively tried to negotiate with the police officer to say, hey, can you just tell people that I found the fire and that I'm a hero?

But during his videotaped intake, when Brendan knew people were watching, he suddenly became more disabled by slurring his speech and pretending like he didn't understand what he was being told. Once the camera was off, however, Brendan would drop the slur, stop drooling, and return to the relatively normal way of conversating that he'd engaged in before. It's a great move. It is. I just want to say to all you husbands out there.

They know now. Every single time you try to do something I've tried to do that just act comatose. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know? In the hopes that maybe you should just go away and forget about it. But guess what? Our wife? she's there yeah yeah and she knows that you know how to do better especially if you run like a business because then she's just like well then your business should be taken from you and your life should end and you should not in terms of your career should ended you should

just become a simpleton that lives as a drifter if you were incapable of doing this and you could use that again because i'm when i used to have to ride the greyhound bus all the time i would like while they're loading on the bus i'd get in you know and i grab a seat and then i you know there was

seat open next to me i would just like pretend to like chew on my lips and shit oh yeah and like be all weird and crazy you also taught me to make sure that nobody would sit next to me and then it worked you taught me the skill of acting sick Yes. The key on a bus, if you want to sit by yourself, you go, and then as soon as the bus takes off, you're normal.

Sokolak's Cigarette Excuse

Eventually, Brendan did take credit for starting the fire, but he maintained that the whole thing was just a big misunderstanding. He said that he'd been smoking a cigarette while driving down a gravel road, and the bumpiness was causing his car to shake. The ember of his cigarette popped off amidst the bumps. So Brendan, still driving, used a piece of paper to gather up the ember, which he then...

throughout the window. The paper then ignited, and when Brendan looked in his rear view, he saw the massive bushfire and called emergency services. Never use a piece of paper. to pick up a cherry from a cigarette. That seems like the first thing you don't do, right? I'll always be haunted by one time. We were shooting late.

for A to Z back in the day, A to M. A to M, man, please. And we were coming through Topanga Canyon and they have these signs everywhere that say, don't smoke, don't throw cigarettes out because it's try land. And I was half asleep. It was two o'clock in the morning. This is when I was smoking cigarettes. I was driving. and I was smoking, didn't even think about it, and I threw the cigarette out the window, and I went, oh, fuck!

And I pull the car all the way around. And I go and I'm walking through the brush. It's like 2.30 in the morning, looking for the cigarette, trying to make sure it didn't set anything on. I'm like walking around. I was like, oh, God, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. And then I remember having to go.

to a hotel room because that's where we're staying. We were staying on this side of town and I went into the hotel room just like watching the news all night being like, please don't, please don't let me have burnt down the entire Pacific Palisades. Turns out no. It was just some dickhead with an open fire pit. Yep.

Remember when we almost lit Adam's apartment building on fire during Dollmaker? Oh, I remember. Yeah, we put like four candles in the same cup and then they all just like ignited together and produced this giant flame and then we hit it with water. Yeah, it was a fucking mess.

A real close one. He really was, yeah. Everyone would have died in that house. Wow, a lot of near misses today. It really is amazing. That's the thing. Life's full of near misses until it's not. It kind of just makes my skin both crawl. and tingle thinking about it. Yeah.

Sokolak's Lawyer and False Confessions

Now to me, Brendan's excuse sounds like utter horseshit. But Brendan's lawyer, a woman with the incredibly Australian name of Selina McCrickard, thought differently. Selina McCrickard! Selina McCrickard! Tanny at all.

See, we know that the intellectually disabled and people with mental disorders, they get framed for crimes they didn't commit quite frequently. And they often confess to those crimes because they think if they just admit to it, the cops will leave them alone and they'll be sent home. And the cops actually lie to people. Now, I could be wrong here, but in the many false confession stories I've read, people who falsely confess to crimes usually confess to the crimes.

instead of trying to make up an excuse like Brendan did. But Brendan's lawyer, Selina McCrickard, believed that Brendan had been pressured into taking the blame for the brush fire because admittedly, the only pieces of evidence were his call to emergency service. his reputation as a firebug, and his half-confession to being the Mr. Bean of Australian wildfires. He also lived right next to the ex, what was, I think it's called the, I forget what it's called.

called the term of where the fire starts. There's a good term where he lived close to one of the starting points of the fire, and then he also was the first person to report the fire. Yeah. So... I don't know. I'm not gonna say that he did it, but he did it. Isn't that nice? Yeah, that is nice. I'm not a judge. There was, however, one more piece to this story. Yeah.

Sokolak's Computer Evidence

See, as I said earlier, Brendan was the worst kind of skulker. And when police searched his home computer, they found not only lots of photos of firefighters fighting fires. Which is great. I remember when you were researching 9-11, that must have been your whole fucking computer. You think I just saved? You know, there really weren't that many fires. There was one big one.

Two. And the third one. There were more many pictures of the firefighters fighting fires. Can I see him squirting it? Not really. They had to, right? Well, it was so high up. How are they going to squirt it? Yeah. They were inside. Aim it up. They were inside squirting it. Someone do better. Someone should have worked harder. Someone should have made it wetter. Where was the water?

They found copious amounts of child pornography on Brendan's computer. That's a bit of a smoking gun. Yeah. Not necessarily for pyromania, but for pedophilia, yeah. For child pornography, yeah. Doesn't make you look innocent. I'm not a pyromania. I just want to have sex with this baby. That's all.

Sokolak as Volunteer Firefighter

Additionally, when investigators looked deeper into Brendan's past, they found that he had been a volunteer firefighter in the late 80s. He had, however, been kicked out for dishonest conduct, meaning he'd started several fires that he and his fellow volunteers volunteers would then have to put out. He's job creating. Yes.

Sokolak's Trial Behavior and Sentence

But once Brendan's trial came around, it didn't seem like he was all that worried about prison. He would often fake falling asleep, then startle himself awake because he thought it was funny. It is. Objectively. That's one of my favorite bits. And that was in addition to the times he'd take loud sips of water in court and let out an audible... Ah! After each one. I know he's a bad guy, but the trolling is unbelievable. It is great. It's like...

You don't do that? I do that at home sometimes for fun. Oh, I know you do it. No, you've done it in my presence. Man, and ever since I was a kid, every time I bend down or sit down, I just go, ah! Now, Brendan went on the stand himself and repeated his story about starting the fire with a cigarette.

But the fire experts, who also testified, said that the blaze in Brendan's neighborhood, the one that killed 11 people, did not start with a cigarette. So either Brendan was lying about how the fire started or had falsely confessed. And also, but also, I mean, when you do look at a story, technically it wasn't a cigarette that started it. It was a piece of paper that was lit on fire by a cigarette. Yes. But in the end.

I think it was probably the child pornography on Brendan's computer that pushed this whole caper over the edge. No way! Yeah, it seemed to color the defense. That's, you know, as far as like whether he started the fire or not. Just, yeah, the child pornography, yes, definitely has an effect. But in the end, because of his disabilities, he was given a lenient sentence of 17 years and nine months in a maximum security prison for intellectual... He was, however, released...

just last year after serving only 14 years on the condition that he live at least 80 kilometers from the town where he was convicted of starting a fire that killed 11 people. Yeah. Now he's got to take a highway. He'll never do that. He'll never set a fire again. They should have banished him to Bedavia's graveyard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You now live.

In SeaWorld. No, he's an interesting character because we'll see how it rolls out because it seems like Pyromania is a fairly impulse-driven crime. So we'll see what happens. Oh, I think it's very much an impulse-driven crime. Oh, yeah. Now, Brendan Sokolak didn't have his life together at all.

Introducing Paul Keller

But that's not the case for all pyromaniacs. For example, one of the most prolific pyromaniacs in American history held a job in advertising, but began a six-month arson spree while going through a particularly rough divorce. That man was Paul Keller, who was 27 years old at the time.

Paul Keller is one of those guys that when he's one of those like early 90s, 27 going on 49. Oh, yeah. He looks like a full on adult. And let's just I'm just going to clear up a couple of things. He got the job in advertising because his. That was his dad's company. And he gave him something to do. Because Paul Keller was an absolute, utter baby maniac.

Keller's Background and Temper

He showed up at the house. He tortured the entire family throughout his entire childhood. He was violent, uncontrollable. They couldn't know what he would beat everyone. He beat his mother. He beat his father. I had a feeling. And Paul Keller, though, but he'd always be like.

Keller's 'Stress Tester' Justification

You know, people don't understand me. Yeah, that's what he says. You know, I'm like, I'm not a bad, well, I'm kind of a bad guy, but I'm not a criminal. I'm not a criminal. I just said. What he was doing is he says that he was checking the firefighters' abilities to do their jobs, and he was also checking to see if their new equipment was up to par.

So in late 1992 and early 1993, Keller set 76 fires causing $30 million in property damage. This was all in Seattle, Washington. Somewhat of a purist, Keller would only start fires... on the outside of buildings without using accelerants. Keller would drive around aimlessly until he would see cardboard or other flammable material near a building. Then he would say to himself, setting this fire, that's a no-brainer.

And he set these fires because people were stupid for leaving the flammable material available. If that house didn't want me to set fire to it, why was it dressed that way? You know, he was a unrepentant... Like, he was very impulsive, but his thing really was his fascination.

with firefighter technology and firefighters in general. What he would say all the time was that he's like, yeah, I just kind of like I said, I said that on fire. So a piece of fiberglass there and I said on fire because I wanted to see if the new C-19. flow system really can come around and really zip-zop-zop this whole thing. I'm not a pyromaniac. I am a stress tester for the Seattle Fire Department. That's what his whole shtick was.

You'd figure Seattle with the rain would be fine. No. Fires go! Yeah. And Seattle, it's more of a drizzle than a constant rain. Yeah. Yeah, I view it like a drip. It's like a moist... It's like a drip. It's like a condensation. It's a moist town. Yeah. I hate when you say the word drip. Drip. And when you say moist. Moist.

Keller's Double Life and Crimes

The portrait that Keller presented to the world was one of a devout Lutheran who loved singing in the choir, loved listening to gospel music. But in private, Keller was an alcoholic pothead who actually burned down several Lutheran churches. The church burning, however, was not even close to Keller's biggest crime. On September 22, 1992, Paul Keller set a retirement home on fire and killed three little old ladies named Mary, Adeline, and Bertha.

After a composite, I mean, it's just the most little old lady name she can get. You could just see him with their babushkas just refusing to move when the fires come. Just being like, no, I wait for puddings. I will not. I die here. Thank you.

Keller's Father Turns Him In

After a composite sketch was released of the perpetrator, Keller's own father recognized him and turned him into the police. From what it sounds like, from what you were saying, seems like he was waiting for an excuse. If you look at the... Honestly, there was a... There's two... documentaries one was in that evil lives here show that covered this guy another one was it was called portrait of an arsonist

His father is the most sad man you've ever met. He's crying. He's crying. He's so upset that it was his son. And also, you very rarely see it, too, with the father giving up the son, because largely they would come and try to cover up the crime. as we've seen with every other criminal family that we've seen. But he, Paul Keller was just such a, he was filled with rage. And he set fires. He also did really believe he was correct. Yeah.

He believed he was correct, and he still does not understand why he was in jail. Yeah.

Keller's Sentence and Refusal

Keller was soon after found guilty of 32 counts of arson and was sentenced to 99 years in prison for his crimes and is eligible for parole in the far-flung year of 2079. And they tried! to diagnose him with asd uh and he wouldn't do the testing because again his whole thing is i'm not autistic i am just a devoted fan of Cataloging.

firefighting equipment, firefighting techniques, firefighter locations, and he knew each station. I only have an encyclopedic knowledge of everything firefighting. And so he's like that, where it was all about... about this like fantasy, but I believe that Paul Keller needs to stay in jail. Yeah. I think that Paul Keller is one of those where he's not a Brendan Sackalock where he's, I think Brendan Sackalock was quite disabled.

Yeah, I think he was halfway there. He knew, he had a foot outside, but he kind of, he still was jacked up. Yeah. Where it's like, this dude, he knows way more.

Yes. Than what he's showing. Because, you know, he'd be like, I blacked out. I was getting drunk. You know, I blame all this in the pot and the booze. But then he'd show up at one of the scenes of the fires and he'd tell them every single moment of the night. Yeah. And he knew every single thing. And then he did the same thing. I don't remember.

remember until he showed up at the building. He's like, oh yeah, went up to this side and went like this. The flames were about this high. He was just like, well, he loved it. That music video he made was amazing. The reverse Mohawk when he's dancing in the sewers and stuff. Get away, get away, get away, get away. way now no i'm the no no i'm the fire starter twisted fire starter that's right wow prodigy he was a prodigy yeah that guy died yep really yeah fire

Wow. No, actually. Suicide. Suicide by fire? No, actually, by ice. Now, for our last pyromaniac today, this guy fucking terrifies me.

Introducing Peter Dinsdale

We're going to go all the way back to the 1970s when a teenager named... Peter Dinsdale terrorized the Yorkshire port town of Hull over the course of six years with fires that killed 26 people.

Dinsdale's Disabilities and Bullying

Now, Peter Dinsdale was dealt a bad hand from the beginning, born with a defect that caused him to limp and hold his right arm across his chest. So he was literally dealt a bad hand. You know, I actually didn't... I like that one. I didn't think about the pun. When I wrote that, that pun was unintentional. I want everyone to know that the pun was unintentional. 100%. No intention behind that pun. You gotta believe me. You gotta believe me.

wrong with the hand. The hand's not bad. It's just, it's not like the other hand. It's unintentional. Dinsdale was referred to as the freak by his own mother. who sent him to live with his grandmother at the age of three. Now the children of Yorkshire were no kinder than Dinsdale's mother. Definitely not. I can't imagine a child from Yorkshire having anything but... Cruel thoughts. Yeah, this is the land of Fred and Rose West. This is the land of Peter Sutcliffe. Like, it is a...

It's a cruel land. It's like they tried to name it hell, but their horrible accents made it whole. Yeah, Yorkshire is the reason. That's the reason why England loses all rights to make fun of America. Hey, you got one, too. Yeah, you have one, too. You have your own little America right in the middle of your country. Now, because of Peter's low self-esteem and quiet demeanor, he quickly earned the nickname of Daft Peter and was bullied mercilessly for his disabilities.

Dinsdale's Early Fires and Jobs

But unlike Brendan Sokolak, who waited until his 30s to act out, Peter Dinsdale's pyromania started at a young age. Before Dinsdale even reached his teenage years, he'd started a fire in a timber yard and had... confessed to setting a shopping mall on fire, a fire that caused tens of thousands of dollars in damages. By the time Peter was a teenager, he was bouncing between jobs, working on construction sites, worked at the local pig market.

Oink, oink. It's just a piggy acts like a man. And incredibly, he got jobs. I will never fucking understand why people give guys like this jobs as babysitters. You know why? Also was a babysitter. From what I've heard from people with kids, is that like...

You get so desperate to leave the house. Yeah. At some point, you couldn't even care less who's there. Yeah. I think that you... Just leave him with anyone. I mean, you know what? The regular fucking Nancy canceled. I'm sorry. This is a guy that I met. His name is Cyclone. That's all I know him. He seems like a nice guy. We got to go to dinner. All right? We're going out. We're going to have one night out. My babysitter was Mel Brooks.

Whoa! Not in real life. The VHS. Yeah, of course. Mine was Evil Dead. They didn't know that was my babysitter, but he was. Hey.

Dinsdale's Oddness and Manipulation

Now, partly, Peter gained the Daft nickname because he would do things that seemed very odd. Like the time he brought a child home, that he was supposed to be babysitting. He told people that the child was his son, even though the child was obviously of a different race. It's just that real different Janes come to the top.

But some people thought that Peter's daftness may have been an act, something that Dinsdale turned on and off when it suited him, just like Brendan Sokolak did. Reportedly, Dinsdale would tell people that they would never guess what he'd been up to. which to me meant that he was very aware of the power of his pyromania.

If you ever say those terms to me, Marcus, I know for a fact it's that you're setting fires. You would never guess what I've been up to. That's never going to be good. No, it's never going to be good. It's always going to be starting and not always going to be starting.

Why Dinsdale Evaded Capture

Now, even though Peter Dinsdale wasn't the brightest person in general, he was able to get away with arson and murder for six years for three simple reasons. Firstly, he only set fires in poor neighborhoods, and those fires only killed poor people, which, as we know, results in cursory investigations at best. Marcus, please. Roasted persons.

But the other side of that coin is that the people in Dinsdale's neighborhood knew that he was at the very least setting fires, even if they didn't know he was setting the deadly ones. But Dinsdale was not reported for the longest time because the locals distrusted and hated him. the police. And again, fire starting and fire bug activity was kind of seen as harmless boy stuff. Yeah. But mostly, Dinsdale evaded capture because he was one of those people who are really good at one thing.

And when it comes to arson, Dinsdale knew how to make the fires look accidental, at least at first glance. As such, the only fire he set that was ruled arson at the time was the one that got him caught. It's like Ed with Connect Four. Yeah. I hear you're like incredible at Connect Four. Can't be beat. He's the only, I don't know, understand. Like that's the closest I'd say to that you'd be on the spectrum is the fact that you see everything and just.

Four circles. Fours and lines. And yeah, I don't know why I'm so good at it. You're so good at Connect Four. I once beat this guy 45 times in a row and it made him insane. Yeah. Wild. I remember when you used to bring it out. You used to bring it out at the creek. And you used to just play people all night, Connect Four. And people would just go like, I don't understand. And you just sat there like a silent prodigy, just like. You ever do it for money?

No, no, I don't gamble. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's not gambling, dude. That's sport. If there was like a prize in like a contest, I would do that. We should set it up. Sure, but then you'd have to beat me. Exactly. Yeah, and if you win, you get the money, and then you put it back in the company. All right, great. Let's set it up. All right, sounds good. Beat Ed at Connect Four, coming 2026. God, that'd be awesome.

Dinsdale's First Fatal Fire

Now, Dinsdale had always been a truly dangerous individual, as his first murder by arson was committed when he was just 12 years old. And it's important to remember that all the arsons I'm going to talk about... He did before he was the age of 20. He was a teenager during all of this. It's a young man's game. Yeah, I suppose so. Yeah, you don't see any 75-year-old pyromaniacs. New ones. Yeah, new ones, yeah.

They always end up catching themselves on fire by at least 40. You know what it is? Suspenders. Super flammable. In 1973, Dinsdale set fire to a house belonging to a family called the Elleringtons, who had a disabled six-year-old boy who rode the bus to school with Peter. By the time the Elleringtons smelled smoke shortly before 7 a.m.,

the flames were already too powerful and their child died in his room. When Dinsdale confessed to the crime after his arrest and was asked for his motivation, he said he'd done it.

Motivation Ambiguity and Intent

For no real reason at all. Now, do you think he was trying to kill the people or do you think he was just trying to set fires? It's unclear. It's actually very unclear with Dinsdale, but he mostly focused on... setting fires when people were at home. So I think he loved the fires, and I think he also liked the fact that people died in the fires. But it's interesting because they all, every one of them have said vaguely the same thing.

That the impulse, they swear that the impulse to start the fire has nothing to do with the outcome of the fire. They're all just like, I just set fires. Yeah, but Dinsdale also tended to set fires.

at homes when people are home and specifically families that's just because it's fun to hear them everybody screaming and so i understand that i get that like the idea of watching a whole neighborhood burn it's i get it if you know everyone's home though that is that is murder yeah that's definitely murder As we'll go through it, there's absolute definite murders here. Okay, good. Yeah, so the ambiguity will disappear soon enough. Great. No child porn in this one? No.

Paraffin Oil and Tingling Fingers

Now, a few months after his first fatal fire, Peter went out one night and spent the evening walking around with a can of his favorite accelerant, paraffin oil, which is a highly flammable substance used in cosmetics. See, like some pyromaniacs... Peter had a physical feeling associated with his urges, and he claimed that when his fingers began to tingle, that was his sign that the location he'd come upon was the one where setting a fire would give him the most pleasure.

It's a sign of diabetes. Tingling fingers? You gotta be careful. Tingling toes. I feel like also, just lose the fingers. So you're saying if he would have cut off all his fingers, he wouldn't be setting any more fires? Wait a second. Does this come from... The hand? The bad hand?

I think it just twists all of his fingers. But what if all of this came from... And he didn't have a bad hand. It was just that his arm was like he had to... What if it's evil? What if that was where it all started? It's the bad hand. Well, it definitely explains the tingles.

Every time he went to the hand, it was like, shut another fire. Shut another fire. Don't you want to shut another fire? So you believe that his hand was possessed. Yeah. You never do that. I do that with Natalie. She gets really concerned. I've been doing this kind of funny thing where. Sometimes if I say something really upsetting, she gets upset in the car if I say like an angry thing. So what I've been doing is I say it through my hand.

instead of saying it out loud, and did it kind of cut some of the heat? Oh, you mean when you're yelling at, like, other drivers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Natalie says she's super scared. I literally... do it because I think it's funny and she like it just makes it more real yeah there's like a lot of intention behind it she said something like legitimately like please stop with the hand talking and i was just like but why it's funny and she's like i just feel like you're you're gonna escape into it

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Arthur Smith Fire Case

Now, as it happened on the night of his second murder by fire, Peter's preteen fingers began to tingle as he walked by the house of a 72-year-old hermit with gangrenous legs named Arthur Smith, who had no relation when... Whatsoever to Peter Dinsdale. Are we sure that's not Smythe? I think it's Smith. It's British Smith. British Smith. Yeah, British Smith. Yeah, it's the old British spelling. Not smelling, spelling. Old British smelling is an entirely...

different show. That man was old British smelling man, who's the gangrene. Yep. Even so, Dinsdale climbed in through the window, covered the room where Arthur was sleeping in paraffin oil, and set the old man on fire before leaving through the front door. The investigation, however, deemed a faulty oil heater as the cause of the fatal fire.

David Brewer Fire Case

About two weeks after the Smith fire, Peter broke into the home of a man named David Brewer and lit his house on fire while Brewer was in the bathroom. Oh, no, not Walt. Don't kill me while I'm taking a shit. Yeah. What would you prefer? On my knees with a gun in my mouth. Because I've led the revolution to this point. Yeah, that sounds nice. That's not going to happen, though. No. No, it's going to be diabetes.

When Brewer returned to his living room, the flames were already large enough to catch his clothes on fire. He ran outside screaming. and subsequently died from his burns. But the fire was blamed on Brewer drying his clothes too close to the fireplace. Had to have been. In this case, however, Brewer and Dinsdale did have a connection. Prior to the fire, Dinsdale, who was...

Just 13 at the time, he had put himself in the middle of an argument between Brewer and a neighborhood boy who kept pet pigeons. For some reason, Peter offered to kill the boy's pigeons, I suppose to end the argument. I can always just kill all the pigeons. Yeah. All right. That'd be fun. Yeah. But for this comment, Brewer threatened to punch Dinsdale if he did so. A couple of days later, Dinsdale set the fire that killed Brewer, then strangled the boys' pigeons to death.

a couple of weeks after that. Finally, a pyromaniac I don't relate to. Pigeon's gotta be, man, like... I guess they're easy to kill, but it's got to be a rough afternoon. Yeah, just killing a bunch of pigeons, strangling the pigeons. Yeah. No, it's going to be a rough afternoon. He's a bad guy. They should have sicked Mike Tyson on this motherfucker. Oh, wow. It would have... If Mike Tyson punched a little British boy, he'd explode. Like, his skin would just separate from his bones.

Elizabeth Rose Fire Case

Now, Peter Dinsdale settled down on killing people with fire for a while after the Brewer murder. But after staying quiet for a year, Dinsdale's fingers began tingling as he walked by the home of an 82-year-old widow named Elizabeth Rose. Peter later admitted that he'd snuck into the widow's house through the cat door and set the old lady's bed on fire while she was sleeping, causing eventual death by smoke inhalation.

Upon discovering that the fire started in the bed, though, investigators chalked up the incident to the widow falling asleep while smoking, despite the fact that the widow's family told them that the widow did not smoke. Yeah, but she smoked. But since the widow wasn't important enough, no further investigation was done.

Fatal Spree Continues: Babies

and Peter was free to continue killing. Now, like a lot of killers, Dinsdale started off strong but tried to tamp down his urges after the initial spree. Two and a half years went by without a fatal house fire started by Dinsdale. But eventually, the desire won out. On June 3rd, 1976, Peter, now age 16, snuck into a house where an old lady was babysitting her grandchildren. The woman had just put her infant grandson to bed upstairs when Peter...

doused the cupboard under the stairs with paraffin oil and set it on fire. The baby was trapped and died in the flames.

Retirement Home Fire Case

Now, Peter set another fire about six months later that killed another baby. But his most murderous fire came just three days after the murder of that second baby when Dinsdale set fire to a retirement home. Peter later said that he was riding his bike around Hull while carrying a bottle of paraffin oil, looking specifically for a large house to burn.

He came across Winsley Lodge, the retirement home, where he broke a window, poured oil on the floor, set it on fire, and rode away. Eleven old men burned to death in this fire. But again, arson was not suspected. Instead, the fire was blamed on a plumber who was working with a blowtorch in the boiler room.

This fire, however, is the one that Dinsdale may have just confessed to without actually doing it, as his disabled arm would have made carrying a bottle of paraffin oil while riding his bike quite difficult. But for me, that's a little infantilizing, because disabled people... Find ways to make it work every single day. Yeah, backpack.

Yeah, he's done many fires. Many, many fires. And he's traveled on his bike before. There's no way that that's the one that he just couldn't do. Also, you see someone riding around a bike with a big gallon of oil. Ask him some questions.

Hey, what are you doing? Hey, stop covering my grandmother in oil. Unless you're going to fuck the hell out of her. And honestly, I hope that you do because she deserves it. Grandma hasn't been lubed up. She hasn't had one of those big booty like lube days and a long. So please have your way with her.

Keep going with this. I'm just saying that sometimes you got to get, especially the wider the butt, the more oil you slap on there and you're slapping it back and forth like little puddles oil on there. It's fun to do. Is paraffin oil a good lubricant? Only if you're looking to set her on fire afterwards.

and I'm not. I'm looking to move on. Yeah. You're just looking to make sure that your grandmother is sexually satisfied. All I want is for some man to dig up my grandmother and have sex with her bones so that maybe... That cunt could smile Marcus

Continued Fires and Mail Slots

Now from there, Dinsdale set fire after fire, burning a swath of murderous destruction across the Yorkshire town of Hull. The targets were chosen randomly, any time Peter got the tingling in his fingers. All the fires were blamed on anything but arson. While he certainly started many fires by breaking into homes, Dinsdale also took to squirting paraffin oil through the mail slots before shoving in pieces of paper that he'd lit on fire to ignite the flame. In one case...

a mail slot fire resulted in an explosion that killed four people, a mother and her three children. But the fire was blamed on the kids playing with the container of lighter fluid that had been on a shelf near the front door.

Hull Police Incompetence

These fucking hall cops. suck. Yeah. Like, I mean, how many do you're like, oh, we just live in the most flammable town ever. Yeah, because there was at one point, there was like four within like two months where like all these people were dying in these horrible fires and it's like well yeah they can't figure it out it's hard to figure out of arson and also i think it just comes to truly once if you look too hard and it found out you missed

this throughout all of these crimes, then you are even more fucked as a police officer. So they legitimately just decided to kind of. be like maybe this will end yeah i feel like there's a little bit of like you know these firebugs they go in and out they killed 20 30 people and then they stop

This kid's like one of the most prolific serial killers we've ever covered, right? This man's like a terrorist. Yeah. He's up there. He's actually one of the most prolific killers in British history. Crazy. Isn't that crazy? And did it by... honestly can see why pyromania works for people that have these issues and where the way it works for like people that have this style of personality disorders where they are legitimately like a small little action

Hasty Family Fire Investigation

leads to a lot of attention. The first time arson was ever suspected in a fire started by Peter Dinsdale was when he burned down his tenth house by again using the mail slot. This fire resulted in the deaths of three young siblings by the surname of Hasty, and all of them took about two weeks in the burn unit to die.

But because the hasty fire was a lot more chaotic and couldn't be blamed on anything else other than arson, a detective superintendent named Ronald Sager decided that a full investigation was finally warranted. Now, upon arriving at the scene, D.S. Sager noticed matches near the front door's mail slot, and he smelled the distinctive scent of paraffin oil. Later, it was discovered that Dinsdale had poured several liters of paraffin oil throughout the...

You could say that it was hastily set. Correct! You would be correct in that.

Hasty Family Reputation and Threat

The lightbulb moment, however, came when Sager discovered, upon questioning neighbors, that the Hasties were not a well-liked family. The father, Tommy Hastie, was a career petty criminal, and the eldest Hastie boy, one of the victims in the fire, 15 years old, he had also begun a life of crime. Almost worse, though, were the two youngest hasty siblings, aged 12 and 8, who were actually...

kind of little terrorists in the neighborhood. True agents of chaos. They'd throw rocks at old people. They'd piss through mail slots. They'd shit on doorsteps. They would rob local children of their pocket money. I say set them on fire. That's what I say. That's a larrikin. This is beyond, like, I don't know, because a larrikin, that's Australian. Larrikins, to me, seem a little more, like, larrikins don't throw rocks at old ladies. A larrikin's heart still sings a song.

or freedom. Isn't it crazy, though? He kills a bunch of nice people. They don't investigate it, but he kills three assholes. They're like, I think this is murder. Yeah, because he started to see like... Oh, there's motive here. Like everyone hated the Hasty family. DS Sager couldn't find anyone in the neighborhood that didn't have at least like some sort of grudge against at least one member of the family. The mother had even received a threat.

letter about a month before the fire written on a piece of cardboard cut from a cereal box it read quote a family of fucking rubbish we all hate you you should all live on an island devil's island But I'm not kidding, but I promised you a bomb, and by hell, I'm not kidding. So why don't you just flit while you've got the chance? We can't get you out normally, then we'll bastard well bomb you out, and it's too good for you.

But when they analyzed the handwriting in the note, it was sent by a little old lady who lived up the street. You mean it when you rip open a cereal box and you just start running on the inside. You fucking rubbish! And I know all of our Yorkshire listeners right now are just saying, yep. That's Yorkshire. It's my grandmother. This woman, like everyone else, hated the hasty family and had shoved the letter into their mailbox herself to save the cost of a stamp.

Yeah, I wrote it. Yeah, I did it. But if I were going to kill him, I'll do it with a gun.

Hasty Funeral and Media

Now, since arson was suspected and since the Hasty family were such characters, their triple funeral was a mass media event. In front of the cameras, their mother addressed the neighborhood and shouted, quote, It was one of you bastards! One of you in this strait is the murderer. The 70s in England. Yeah. But the road to Peter Dinsdale getting caught for the crime is a bit of a winding one and damn near accidental.

Anonymous Tip and Capture

See, after six months with no leads, police received an anonymous tip from a man who said he saw three young guys running near the hasty home on the night of the fire. The young man had jumped into a distinctive car, a Rover 2000. which was identified as being similar to a car that was often seen in the part of Hull where the male sex workers plied their trade.

As it turned out, Peter Dinsdale had decided to make a little money by giving handjobs. And he just happened to be in the area when D.S. Sager decided to round up all the male sex workers to see what he could see. I just like to grip and rip. I don't like to set fires. All I like to do is I play a bit with the balls. I make the ice cream come out, and I move on, all right? I ain't no reason to be getting money at me. By this point, however...

Peter Dinsdale Becomes Bruce Lee

Peter Dinsdale was no longer going by his given name. His mother had married a man with the surname of Lee. And since Peter was a big fan of Bruce Lee, he legally changed his name to Bruce George Peter Lee. He was now asking people to call him by his legal name, which was Bruce Lee. Don't confuse me with the real Bruce Lee, because he's a movie actor. Me, I'm just a British boy. That's why my full name is Bruce John...

George, Ringo, Peter, Lee, Smythe. If you really loved Bruce Lee, we'd have became water, not fire. That's a good point. That's a good joke. It's a good Bruce. Lee joke. And I also think that this points towards Peter Dinsdale being actually a little more clever than he let on because it's difficult to legally change your name. Yeah, it's a pain in your ass. It's so difficult. Yeah.

Dinsdale Confesses to Sager

Now, DS Sager was pretty desperate by this point. I don't know. I've met a lot of dumbass people with vanity plates and stuff. It's super easy to get. Sometimes it's what you put your energy towards. I guess so.

Now, D.S. Sager was pretty desperate by this point, so his plan was to just bring a bunch of male sex workers and gay kids down to the station where he'd accuse them of being the arsonist in the hopes that one might confess or give information. I'm sorry. Really, he's just throwing... It's like, it's fucking... I'm just trying to get out of here. Especially when we put the older ones with the younger ones. You know what I'm saying? Throw a little spaghetti against the walls.

Sager didn't even think that Peter Dinsdale, aka Bruce Lee was even a suspect when he brought him in. But when D.S. Sager accused Dinsdale of being the arsonist just to see what would happen, Dinsdale looked at Sager and simply told him, didn't mean to kill anybody.

Motive: Money and Rejection

Peter went on to say that he had set the fire to get back at the eldest hasty son because he owed Peter money for a handjob. That's why, man, you always fucking get that money before they come. Yeah, man. Get the money up front. Up front. Yeah.

Peter also said he had a crush on the eldest hasty sister and had been rejected, while all the hasty children had mocked Peter for being educationally subnormal, as the British put it. Do you think that she rejected him because he was jerking off her brother? I just feel like things are getting complicated. Jerking off the brother. That was a secret thing. That was a job. That was his job. That's just what he does for a living as a child. All right. He's a lover of women. Yeah. And fire.

Confessions and Total Count

Now, Peter was sticking to the story that he was only trying to scare the hasties. But when the news broke of Dinsdale's arrest, a local came forward and said she recognized Peter as the teenager who started a fire at her house by squirting paraffin oil. through her mail slot. She actually survived. She was pregnant at the time. Sounds like a British euphemism. Squirt your oil. Squirt your paraffin oil up inside my mouth. You dirty fucker. You dirty boy. Squirt.

Yeah, that's it the big one. It's the big knob. Covering oil! That's what I imagined when you were covering the grandma's butt with oil. I understand. I also gotta say... British pornography is horrible. You know what it is about British pornography is that I'm actually very, you know, I'm fine with it, whatever. It's just the, oh, and I'm giving it to you, love. It's the British guys going, oh, oh, oh. Now we're getting in there. Now we're getting in the gizzes. I'm coming to completion.

Now I'm stabbing your muffins. It's also business-like. Yeah, all right, yeah, very good then. All right, well, we're done. Every guy's named Tony. Yeah, it's me, Tony Gribbons. I'm all empty now. Now, bugger off. I've got to have my grave. You're nothing but fruit and cake. Well, confronted with the accusation that he had squirted paraffin oil through a woman's mail slot. Yeah! Peter confessed, saying he did it because someone he knew didn't like this woman.

And when D.S. Sager pressed Peter further, the floodgates opened and Peter eventually confessed to 30 fires that killed 26 people.

Skepticism and Tour of Hull

Now, D.S. Sager was a little skeptical because most cops are skeptical when someone confesses to the murders of over two dozen people, especially when those murders had never been investigated as murders. So D.S. Sager took Dinsdale out on a tour of Hull. Diaz Sager was quite surprised when Dinsdale was able to direct the car to each and every fire he started.

And I find it really interesting, again, because they all say they black out, they don't remember, and it's so impulsive. It's this truly impulsive thing, but it's each one's... I mean, pardon the pun, but it's seared into their memory. Yeah. This really would have been a great finale for the British office. It's really going up, right? Yeah. Really going.

Local Knowledge and Distrust

Well, as it would later come out, quite a few locals knew that Peter Dinsdale had a habit of starting fires, but their hatred and fear towards the police outweighed their sense of civic duty, and they therefore never reported him until after he was arrested.

Trial, Plea, and Overshadowing

Once Peter was put on trial, he pled not guilty to 26 counts of murder, but guilty to 26 counts of manslaughter on grounds of diminished responsibility. Now this made Peter Dinsdale, a.k.a. Bruce Lee one of the most prolific murderers in British history, but he was soon overshadowed by another Yorkshire monster.

Right around the time Peter Dinsdale put in his plea, another Peter, Peter Sutcliffe, was arrested for the infamous... and far more salacious Yorkshire Ripper murders, which pushed Peter Dinsdale off the front page. Denzel had double the numbers. He did have double the numbers, but... It wasn't as flashy. That's the thing. His victims were really depressing. He killed a bunch of old ladies and babies and families and old men. He set them on fire. He set them on fire.

And it's really disturbing and weird. But with Peter Sutcliffe, you know, he killed mostly he killed women. Yeah, a lot of sex workers. He killed a couple of like teenagers that weren't sex workers. But for the most part, yeah, people can. People are much more comfortable reading about murders when the victims are people they can't imagine, when they can't picture them, when they can say, even subconsciously, they deserved it.

Dinsdale was a sex worker. You know what? He was. Yeah. He was. Hi! He's trying to do it all! Hi! I was sex player. I had a good time.

Suspicion of Dinsdale's Guilt

Now there was some suspicion around Peter Dinsdale's actual guilt here, as some believed that his intellectual and physical disabilities would have made it impossible for him to be as cat-like as he claimed to be during some of these murders. I, however, think... that Dinsdale, like certain serial killers, was just very good at exactly one thing, which was starting fatal house fires that didn't look exactly like arson.

It doesn't take quite a lot. Honestly, it doesn't take that much planning. It's mostly just... Well, these days, it's far. I mean, in the 70s, it was pretty easy. These days, it's very, very difficult. It's very, very difficult. Yeah, I mean, we knew who started... how the Palisades fire started before the Palisades fire was even out. Oh, yeah. It's entirely different. It's just that it's still just not that difficult to set fire to something. And it's because of the insurance companies. Yeah.

get started to make sure that they don't pay people they really get to the bottom yeah

Sager Sues for Libel Case

Well, additionally, when D.S. Sager was criticized in the media for allegedly manipulating Peter's confessions to fit unsolved arson cases, Sager sued for libel and was able to prove in court that he did nothing of the sort and therefore won his case.

Dinsdale's Sentence and Statement

As a result, Peter Dinsdale, aka Bruce Lee, was ultimately put in a mental hospital indefinitely. Since the mid-80s, however, Dinsdale has been declaring that he is totally innocent of all arsons and all murders. But during correspondence with D.S. Sager after his incarceration, Dinsdale made a sinister statement. He said, quote, My master is fire. I am devoted to fire. And I despise people.

So, while Peter Dinsdale may not have committed all of the murders to which he confessed, it seems fairly certain that he was still one of the most dangerous teenage pyromaniacs to ever exist, and therefore... One of the most dangerous teenagers in British history. And that's saying something. That really is. British teenagers are awful. Scared of them. Terrified. Nothing almost, you know what's even scarier was when we were at Dublin. And I remember when...

And when Marcus and I walked down the street and all these other, these young boys started going Yankee Yankee Like following us down the street So frightful. You gotta start jerking off at him next time. Hey! That's right! They call me the Yanker! Talk their language. Wow, what an amazing episode. I love this. I mean, that's our short step.

Episode Wrap-up and Teaser

on pyromaniacs. We're actually working on an episode in which we're going to cover a single pyromaniac in detail. A really insane guy. But yeah, this is just a nice little...

Nice little appetizer for you. So there's like a worse one? Dude, there's the worst one of all. That's wild. Well, I don't know. Peter Dinsdale. 26 I think yeah I know I believe Paul Keller they already don't know exactly how many lives were attached to him like how many people he accidentally killed and so you know we never really know and then who knows the really most

prolific arsonist might be out there he might not have even gotten arrested is this a call to action i'm just saying he might be out there and then if he isn't out there that means That slot isn't taken yet. We're looking at you, teenagers. Because you need to make the world the world you want to be in. No, you really don't. You really don't. There doesn't need to be. No, no, absolutely not. All you have to do is $60.99 a gallon for paraffin oil, thanks to Jeff Bezos. Nope.

No, no, not, not, not, not, not encouraging pyromania in any way whatsoever. I'm just encouraging people to have ambition. Ambition is fine. Yes. Reach for the stars. Because sometimes if you miss, you set fire to a bunch of old people. And we all know that stars were made of fire. And we brought it all back around. Patreon.com slash last podcast and left is where you can see video episodes of every single podcast we do. You can also watch.

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This is our next one. That's going to be on April 18th at the Masonic. That's going to be unbelievable. Dude, and you haven't been there yet. I believe it's one of my favorite venues in the country. Me too. The Masonic is insane. It's cool to just be in the building. The stage is awesome. The room's great. And Detroit fans are fucking insane. I bet.

Yes. We're going to have a fucking blast. I'm very excited to be in Detroit. I will say this time, though, if you do take acid before the Detroit show like the guy last time did, remember that there are other people in the room with you. And that you are not listening to the podcast alone in your house. And I know that we're there jiggling in front of you. Just remember that when you're on acid.

It's not just you. And so don't try to start having a conversation with Henry in the middle of the show. I think it's a good advice in general is every time you take a hallucinogen and you start to flip out, just remind yourself, I'm on ass. Yeah. Cena, actually, I'll always remember that lesson. Cena taught me that where it's like, that's how you avoid all freak outs is just.

Remember, I have chosen this. I'm on a drug. It will end. Yeah, it might end in 13 hours. It will eventually end. And there's always drinking yourself to sleep. So remember that. That's a little tip from Henry Zabrowski. We also got a whole bunch of new dates on the website, so make sure you check that out. We're booked for the rest of the year. Come check us out on tour. Coming to a town near you. Or your town. Or not. Yeah, maybe not. So fucking get in a car.

all right you lazy piece of get on a plane yeah statistically most people listening we're not coming to your town yes but you can come at any point whatever town we're gonna come in on And about hail Satan. Hail game. Hail Arthur Brown. Fire! I want you to burn! Fire! From the boogie down streets of Queens, to a pile of beans, a new cup of piping hot Polish-Italian Java.

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