GameZilla Media.com Welcome to this week's episode of The Last Action Podcast. I am LPJ and I'm joined by a man who put himself in a seven year coma just to grow a shitty beard. Have a craft job. How dare you LPJ? My beard is... No, no, it looks great now. I'm just saying the one you grew during the coma, your coma beard. It wasn't grand. It was a weird foome and shoe thing going on. It was kind of racist.
I didn't like it. I wish I could go in a coma now and then we'd be done making the podcast. Wait a poop on the podcast man. No one's fortunate to be here. I know. Well, I feel like you kind of are. That's probably partly true. Remember when I joined the podcast as a guest host? That was like 200 episodes ago. Anyways, okay. So we're talking this episode about Hard To Kill, our old friend Steven Segal. In this movie is released February 9th 1990. Again, and I feel like...
I'll do that under siege. I feel like when we did what was it above the law. It's the same kind of thing. I haven't seen really any of these Steven Segal movies. I had never seen this one. You gave me a list of three movies. I was surprised. I mean, this is not the one I expected big. To be fair, one of them was a beastmaster. I know. I was the third one. But I think I was just kind of curious to watch this, but I have no background with this movie.
Like this is my first time ever watching it. The reason I suggested this is because we're just kind of going in order as far as the release dates of Steven Segal's movies. So this is the second of the Steven Segal movie that was released. For whatever reason, I thought this is the one I had seen and it is not. Have you seen the one where you like battles like a Jamaican gang or something? That's the one I saw. That's the one I want to watch. I've never seen it.
That's what they call it. It's not going to look it up. Can that be the life we think of in it now? But that is the one I thought there's like two other ones that he made before Mark for death. Mark for death. Yeah. And then I think what's the other one? There's like four that he made before a siege and we did all three letter words. So we did. We did above the law. This is hard to kill. What'd you say? The Mark for death. And then it's out for justice.
Out for justice. Then I'm gonna see. And like these three movies above the law, hard to kill Mark for death all came out within 16 months of each other. And then out for justice wasn't that far behind. It was it was 91. But these first three movies came out like back to back to back. Do you so you this is your first time seeing the movie? You don't have any history with it. I don't know. I thought I'd had it, but it turns out I'd seen Mark for death.
Oh, all right. Fair enough. So this movie is a budget of $11.5 million and goes on to gross $47 million. So pretty successful. Yeah. I mean, he's not making expensive movies and they're making money. So they're going to keep on making them. Rod and tomatoes for hard to kill is 33 percent, which is low, but much higher than the 9% that Beverly Hills cop three has and obviously higher than the 0% that deathboard has, which is a spoiler alert. Also came out in 1990. Yep.
And then the audience score for hard to kill is 47 percent. So just almost 50 percent. Just a little bit more. That seems that seems about right for the audience. Seems about right. Okay. Hot grossing movies of 1990 and buckle up. We need to stop doing movies from 1990. Okay. So the top three movies, domestic box office for 1990 are number one, home alone, number two, ghost, and number three, dances with wolves. This movie, hard to kill,
comes in 25th. Get ready. Other movies we have covered from 1990 are number five teenage mutant Ninja Turtles. Number six, the hunt for red October, number seven, total recall, number eight, die hard to, number nine, Dick Tracy, number 16, bird on a wire, number 28, Robocop two, number 30, young guns to, number 36, dark man, number 38, predator two, number 50, Navy SEALs, number 70, death warrant, and number 71 tremors. Wow. 90.
90 is a blockbuster year for this podcast. That is insane. We need to stop doing movies from 1990. Some of those movies are so good. And some of those movies are so bad. Where does this one fall? Okay. So as far as the cast of this movie, obviously Steven Seagull, the only person I really noticed or knew of was Kelly LeBrock, who was, I believe,
Mary to see this guy. Yeah. She got married to him in like 88, which I didn't think, I thought they got married like on this movie because he sexually harassed her enough to get him married, but it turns out no, it turns out she was already married and she had retired from acting at this point and only came back to this movie because he asked for two. And it makes sense that they were married because they have like a sex scene, but there's no like nudity in it.
And it's like, well, there's no nudity in the other sex scene too. And he has a move. Like, you could tell he's got the, he's got the, the, the, a couple boob, little twist move in both C, the exact same, exact same motion. That's just go to, this is go to, yeah. Boob cup twist. Anybody else you want to talk about in the cast? William Sadler's in this. William Sadler is in diehard two. He plays the bad guy in diehard two, like the head bad guy in it, not, not
the Cuban guy, the other bad guy. He's also deaf in Bill and Ted Spogus journey. So he's been in a bunch of different things. He's the senator. He's senator Vernon Trent. Well, I know who you play in this. Yeah. Dean Norris is a sergeant in here. Dean Norris is in breaking bad. He's a wolf's brother-in-law. Okay. And that's pretty much it. Okay. Net worse. I got two for you. Ready? Yes. First up, Kelly LeBrock. She's got that sweet, sweet, weird
science money. What do you think for Kelly LeBrock? She got that sweet, sweet woman in red money. The great Dudley Moore film. I'm going to go 10 million. 10 million. I'm the Bob Bailey LPJ. Wow. I was hopeful for. All right. Good job. Telling the Brock. Next up, Steven Seagull. He's got that sweet, sweet, sweet movie we did with him and job rule. Oh, exit wounds. No, no, that was him in DMX. Oh, sorry. The one with him and job rule and they were in prison.
I don't know. It was really bad. They're both really bad. I don't know. I'll say he's got that sweet, sweet exit wounds money and I'll try and think of what the else. He's got that sweet, sweet Russian rubles money. Which isn't a movie. He just literally has money from Russia. I'll go, this is tough because I don't really know. I know he made a bunch of money on Bitcoin too, which is weird. I'm going to go close 15 million. So close. It's 14 million dollars for Steven Seagull.
In the movie, I was trying to think of is called half past death. Half past death. All right. Do you got anything on the writer and director for this? Nothing on the writer. Like I couldn't find a thing on him. The director Bruce Malmuth didn't really do much. He remember Crottie Kid? Yes. Remember the ring announcer? Probably not. No. This is him. The director is the ring announcer in a Crottie Kid one and two.
Like in the original and the all Valley karate. Yes. And the second one. Other than that, he hasn't really done much. Like he directed a movie called Nighthawks and the man who wasn't there. And he's acted in a couple things that I have no idea I haven't heard of. And that's it. Like he didn't, he directed one more movie after this at 94 with Dolph Lundgren called Pentathlon. And other than that, nothing.
Oh, okay. That's it. Yeah. I got nothing on this guy. All right. Hold on. Let's talk about the tag lines. You ready? Yeah. This first one is too much. He's LA Detective Mason Storm. PS. Even Skull's character name is Mason Storm in this movie. He's LA Detective Mason Storm. Three hired assassins left him for dead and he's waited seven years to even the score. Okay. Wait. Wait. Seven years or was he in a coma? Yeah. He kind of wasn't his choice.
Okay. The star of above the law is back. Now Steven Skull is hard to kill. Okay. And this last one is confusing because I think it's referencing his character from hard to kill from above the law. It says Nico's back. And this time he's even more harder to kill. Yes. It's Nico's character in the first one. Yeah. That is a really weird tag line. Okay. Maybe they wanted this to be a sequel? I don't know. Did you see that this is the first movie that his quote iconic ponytail makes an appearance?
Yes. I do know that. I can't write. Well. So like first of all Mason Storm. This was going to be a series of movies. Wasn't it? A bunch of Mason Storm movies. It had to be. That is the name of somebody who they wanted to make a collection of movies for. You think? Oh, 100%. Mason Storm is back in rising storm. Anything else you want to mention before we start talking about the plot? No, the real part of it. I can find much on this as far as like production goes.
I know that they didn't appreciate the writer and the director and Stigol didn't particularly get along very well. Right. I saw that. It just seems like that that's kind of his Steven Sculls and asshole. Yeah, it's basically. Yeah, that's what it boils down to. That that all the sexual harassment allegations that kind of plague him throughout his entire career. Till currently. So I mean there is that. We should do a wheel of pain that's just straight to video
Steven Scull movies sometime. No, I don't know. That's okay. Straight to video Van Dam Steven Scull and Stone Cold Steve Austin. We'll see. We can do some we can do straight to video wheel of pain. Oh, that'd be good one. That'd be good one. Anyways, okay. So let's let's get into the plot of this film. It starts off in 1983, Los Angeles. So Steven Scull is doing surveillance
with the clonkiest looking video camera. It was like, okay, when LPJ and I were in like early high school, late middle school and making like movies, you know, like we make our movies. We make our movies, you know, and LPJ had this huge video camera that you put a whole VHS David. That is basically what Steven Scull has in the scene. No, but it's worse. He's got that. Plus he has an audio tape recorder around his neck so we can just get the audio. Right.
Because like he's got the video camera so we can get the video, but he's got this parabolic dish microphone connected to an audio recorder so we can get the audio separately. It was a whole thing. And it's like he's like hiding behind like it's I was legit laughing this early because it's like he's supposed to be sneaky and he's got so much equipment. Yeah, and he's not quiet talking to the person he's talking to like because he's easy to radio in radio to into somebody. No, that's
afterwards. Okay. So it wasn't quite. No, so we spying on the sky at the time we don't know with this senator. And he's well, I guess he's not a senator at this point, but he's talking to these like underworld guys and he's trying to get this other senator bumped off so he can basically take his place. Right. And he's talking to this guy named Calabrese. Yep. And he wants him to kill the senator and like Segal is like has been doing like investigation on this Calabrese guy. And
that's how he happens to catch this guy. Yeah, so it makes they have no idea that the senators even there like they have nothing on the senator. They just following Calabrese as part of this investigation. And the senator happens to be there making a deal for them to kill the other senator. Right. Well, I don't think he's a senator. I think he's like he's like a congressman or
not a congressman. He's like a some kind of local like politician. Right. Anyways, so he makes too much noise and they hear him because he's super loud in this hiding spot isn't great. But he takes off. He gets in this car and he drives off, right. So he calls into his the police station and talks to like, I don't know like his partner or somebody trusts there at the police station. But there's in this like really like hand-fisted scene. You see
these crooked cops and they like pick up the phone. Yeah, they pick up the other end because obviously all the phone lines there are connected to one another. They're not dedicated phone lines for each person. Right. So they listen to them. They hear Steven Skull talking about what he witness and how he is is on tape and all the stuff. So then Steven Skull stops at like a party store to buy some champagne. And I feel like this scene was added in because they're like
there's not enough action sequences in this way. We got to we got to add in like one more action sequence because he's in there to buy some champagne and he's like talking with the store owner. And then these like punks is getting show up to rob it. And they kill the shop owner. And then Steven Skull beats the shit out of them. But I feel like there's really no reason for this scene to exist other than like it's to introduce the fact that Steven Skull is a badass quote-unquote
and fill time. Yeah. Oh and they have to explain why he shows up with champagne in his house later. Yeah that's it. So then Steven Skull goes home. He sees his wife and his kid. And he goes to the bone zone with his wife. But that's some bad guy show up. Yeah. First he's got to go in. He's got to sit. He's got to pray with his kid. Yeah he says that. I'm not I'm not religious but they do that thing that like what's it called? It has a name that prayer that they do. The thing
about. If I die before I wake. Yeah. Let's think of the thing in the material. Okay. Okay. I'm interested man. You you should remember more than me. I don't I really don't. Well anyways so yeah he prays with this. Right and then then he talks to his wife. They're like celebrating because he's got the champagne. He's celebrating because he's got calibracy in this other person. Yeah and then and then they go to the bone zone. Then he does
the cup and twist. Yeah. Yeah. So then the bad dude show up and these are all crooked cops. Question. Yeah. These are two of the crits two of the crooked cops that were listening on the phone and another one. Right. So they shoot him. They kill his wife. And then I was kind of confused about. I mean okay. They don't kill his kid. Right. He runs off the kid runs off. The kid jumps out the window and I thought it was pretty clear that they didn't kill the kid.
But then like throughout the a lot of portion of the movie they act like they did kill the kid. So I was like did I miss? Did they shoot the kid? They just didn't want to show it. I mean he's not dead. Like they didn't kill the kid. No. I feel like they left it kind of ambiguous and then they were like oh yeah the kid's dead. I was like he. Well they explain later on that his friend um oh Mally. Oh Mally. Oh Mally basically like paid paid off some uh
corner to pronounce them dead so we could hide them. Right. Because the kid jumped out the window and what we find out is that he escaped and like ran to a Mally's house. But like it's really ambiguous in the movie at the point because it's like they shoot it and he jumps out the window and I was like well is he dead and they just not want to show a kid getting like right. Not in the movie and it was confusing to me. His all insane. Yeah.
Okay. So also they they go and they kill the uh they got his cop buddy that he was talking to on the phone. Yes. Yeah. But we should mention that Steven Seagal uh he has like he has the tape in his like uh in his coat pocket. So like it's when he when he um can't he doesn't it doesn't go to the bone zone because he never takes off his jacket. No he they're they're about to and then
that's when they come in. But yeah so he takes so when he when he gets home he had taken the the the the tape of the the audio of the of the the surveillance stuck in his jacket pocket and left the coat in the in the kitchen or somewhere like where the champagne was or whatever. No that's not that's not what happens because he has the coat on in the hospital because that's no malle gets the tape he takes it off. Oh that's right. Yes. Sorry. He's at the coat on um also he
hides the videotape like in the wall somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the wall like next to the fridge or something he's got some kind of a weird pining spot for it um then where is they going with that uh I don't know either they take him to the hospital uh you get you're gonna take him to the hospital please do. No dammit. Uh okay so they they go to the hospital and a malle is there and then the doctor comes out and he's like ooh bad news Steven's death. Oh and the the uh
hospital is filled with a bunch of corrupt cops and a malle. Yes so they come out and they tell a malle and everyone they're like ooh Steven Steven's see what's called dad and they're like uh but then like it was so weird because it was like then then they're like oh you know what our bad he's not dead. Yeah then another guy comes out another doctor comes out and like oh yeah your buddy's not
dead. Yeah so omelies like hey don't tell anyone he's not dead like I because he knows that the crooked cops are trying to kill him so he's like don't tell anybody he's not dead as far as you know he is dead uh and uh yeah so we we see kind of like a montage where you find out that the senator that senator that Trent wanted to kill is dead he died in the plane crash and that Trent becomes a senator and now we're in 1990 it's seven years later and Steven's call is
in a coma. Yeah and they were really pushing that it was 1983 with the whole Oscars thing like oh my gosh yeah like his Steven's call like Winnie's got his giant surveillance equipment he's like oh miss the Oscars for this and then when he calls his uh cop buddy his company's watching the Oscars yeah it is really weird it's like oh okay you're being pretty specific about this so uh okay so he's in a coma uh Kelly the Brock is his nurse that works like in this coma unit um she's like
talking to him and she randomly like pulls out a cat. Yeah a kitten like that even a cat it's like a like a very very young kitten. Yeah and then she also looks at his dick. Yeah it was weird which is like and we're specifically that his dick is so big that a dude who's in a coma for seven years and still giant like come on like no no no no so uh he wakes up from his coma uh although
I want to say this now knowing they were married at the time it's a lot less creepy. I'm not saying it's creepy I'm just saying it's like oh no I thought it was creepy I thought it was one of those things where Steven's like all wrote that into the part himself to make her say it uh and then they got married but no they were actually married at the time and then she said it so I was also less creeped out now by it. Presumably the way the movie presents it is that like every day she's kind of
like looking at you. Yeah just to make sure it's still there I guess. It didn't fall off as part of the side effects from the coma. So she calls the police uh to tell them that Steven's call is awake because he's a John Doe so he doesn't even have a name he's a John Doe in the hospital. But like I think O'Malley left a card. Well they left an emergency contact card for him. Right so she calls but O'Malley is no longer with the police. Yep. When she calls and obviously the
crooked cops hear this because they're still waiting around. Well I can't figure out is like they all thought I think he's dead. Right. Why would they think that this person calling they immediately think it's Steven's call. Right immediately. Why would they think that? I don't know I like I don't I can't I don't have an answer for that like I don't have an answer for you because in theory they all think you said they think he's dead so they wouldn't be on the
lookout. It's not like she's like hey Mason's storm woke up from some John Doe woke up from a coma. Oh and they're calling O'Malley about it that's weird and it's seven years later. Why would they even I don't understand why they would even think it's Mason's storm. But they immediately get on the phone like it was. Right so they they send a bad guy out there. He's
disguised as a doctor. He murders a security guard and then like I even know that's like why did this guy wait so like so at one point like Steven's call wakes up and he's hanging out with this like physical therapist and like the the crooked doctor the fake doctor it like murdered the security guard and he's watching like this guy in the studio and she's like walk down the hallway
for like a long time and I'm like why didn't he just shoot Steven's to go. Right it's like because like the physical therapist guy comes over because he sees the doctor the guard on the ground he's like oh what's going on and then like he gets killed too and I don't know it's just very confusing. So Steven's to go all at this point. Mind you he just woke up from a coma but he somehow like gets himself into the elevator. Yeah I mean he is he is fading a limb atrophy pretty well like he
he isn't really able to sit up or walk or anything. Right he gets himself into the elevator but then like so earlier like first thing when he woke up he told like Kelly the Baraki's like you got to get me out of here blah blah blah blah she doesn't believe him. Right but then she finds like the dead security guard and physical therapist guy and she believes him so she catches up with him and she's like pushing him out of the hospital and like the fake doctor guy is chasing after him
and I thought it was really funny that he like he crashes into like a janitor and they both get up and like instead of like going after Steven's call he takes the time to like punch the Jesus and I'm like just go after Steven's call like you ran into this guy it's kind of your fault. Yeah he's got a job to do and he's really doing a bad job of it. It's pretty terrible. So Kelly Brock she helps Steven's to go all escape. He kind of passes out again he wakes up
he's in this really nice house there's a horse. I love how so far it's we're two for two some kind of Japanese influence. There's always got to be something Japanese going on with Steven's call. They just happen to be in a house that has a lot of Japanese decor. Oh yeah 100% and we kind of find out that Kelly and the Brock is like house sitting for some people. So that's right.
So he walks by the TV and so okay circling back to the beginning when he's listening to the conversation and now Senator Trent is like talking about how like he says like oh you killed this person and you'll get money now and more of an office he's like it isn't like you can take that to the bank or something is that his line. Yeah you can take that to the bank that's what he says to whatever the what over the gangster is I can't think his name is.
Celebrity see. Celebrity see. He says you take that to the bank. And like Steven's call here's that on the TV and like an Andy's kind of like but you just can't quite put it together yet right. Because he didn't see he didn't see the face of the person that was at that meeting right. He just heard the voice. Well he was running at the time.
I would like to clarify that they make you think he doesn't see the face but then at the end of the movie when they reveal the footage from the VHS tape the Senator walks out into the light and he sees face and playing daily. Well I think the camera was still on but he was turning to run at the time so we didn't actually see him. All right well okay and then like okay.
This is kind of confusing so like Senator Trent basically puts out like bad news stories that it was like Steven Segal that killed all the people in the hospital that like I guess he woke up from a coma and started killing people. We missed something so when he got killed or when he when they when they broke into his house when the cops broke into his house in 83 they plan on a bunch of drugs and stuff and it made it look like a murder suicide is what they called it.
Okay. So he's already been framed for that and been labeled a corrupt cop and you know a drug addict and all that stuff. So he that's how the public perceived him at that time. Okay. So now the doctor or the the Senator is sort of perpetuating that and saying yeah he's really a criminal who murdered all these people and escaped. Okay. And I like the idea that Steven Segal was watching like the news report with a guy's talking about this and then he's just like on the phone and he's
like yeah get me that guy on the phone. It's like it's like a someone that's like yeah get me more crim on the phone and then like you were talking to him. Right. Although I guess if you're calling in you're saying you're mason storm maybe they'd probably listen to yeah maybe. So he finally oh we should mention that he has a huge beard. We didn't mention that. We're beard beard.
I can't get beard at this point. So he shapes off the beard. He reads a news articles about his family's murder and then we get like a montage of him getting a healing up and getting like back into shape. And then we get a brief break for so in between there's like two montages of him like getting back into shape. But in the middle we get a scene where Kelly LeBrock is trying to track down O'Malley and she goes to like this old person's home and she talks to well what we find
out is O'Malley's mom but like she pretends like she doesn't know it. I was very. Yeah she pretends because she wants to protect O'Malley I guess because O'Malley retired and is sort of off the grid so to speak. Well yeah we'll find out more about that in a second here. Right. So anyway so yeah he goes and visits this old lady then there's more montage of him getting back into shape. Then
him and Kelly LeBrock go to the phone zone I think they do but they don't yeah. So then Susan's call goes and visits his wife's grave and Kelly LeBrock goes to see her nurse friend finds out she's dead. I guess one of the things I read is that there was a scene that they cut where it was about like her what her friend her nurse friend getting like tortured or murdered or whatever. Yeah because they were looking for Kelly LeBrock to try and get the Mason storm and
you know so they went to her apartment and found her friend and all that stuff. Yeah so then O'Malley goes and he meets with Steven Scull at Kelly LeBrock's house because that's when they revealed that the old lady that Kelly LeBrock talked to was O'Malley's mom right yeah and that's when he find out that Steven Scull's son is alive still and that he lizzeth O'Malley and that O'Malley has been raising him and basically the explanation as to why he retired is that someone he was like
investigating Steven Scull's like the crime and trying to figure out what happened and blah blah blah blah and someone tried to kill O'Malley's mom and was like hey you got to drop the case so he dropped the case any retire yes and then that's when Steven Scull finally puts together that it was
Senator Trent on the video from seven years ago we think keeps thinking about that you can take that to the bank and somehow he like finally figures two together yeah yeah so then the bad guy show up Kelly LeBrock's house and there's a they show up because they they follow her from
they follow her from her friend's apartment that's right old apartment yeah and Steven Scull kills a bunch of them blah blah then at one point he like randomly has a grenade that he throws a closeout yeah I don't know where he got the grenade from and I also like they get in a
Jeep the leave and I I legit laughed out loud when he like runs over those guys and yes she because it's like move out of the way like they had time to get out of the way but um and then like this movie this whole movie doesn't make sense but there's a really confusing scene
where like he pulls up to like this random like gang I guess with a car and they trade the Jeep for the car it's a car that clearly is not functioning well it's got something wrong with it and then they pull up in the Jeep which has been shot up yeah and he talks to the one guy in
you know apparently knows the hip lingo now from seven years later is all this I've picked up on it and um you know and they trade cars the guy that he gets the car from knows the other cars you know wanted he's like he just takes it anyway and they take whatever the other car is and drive off
but why why though so they can't track the car they don't know that he switched cars but like the Jeep is all messed up though right right but it's got a license plate on it they can track it that way if he switches cars they can't like put an APB out and track something they don't
always drive it at that point all right well I was confused by that whole exchange so uh then they go back to Steven Skull's old house any uh retrieves the videotape from like the hole in the wall where you get it yeah they pretend to be real estate agents yeah and distract the lady while
apparently they're doing some construction and Steven goes so he all rips a hole in the wall and pulls the security cam or the video camera out from behind the the hole in the wall so that just leaves it and they walk out so I have a lot of questions on a movie this movie but here's the biggest
question when okay when Steven Skull is talking to him Mally and Mally talking about how he's been like his son's alive and he's been raising and he's like he's at the school Steven Skull's like get him out of the school why why didn't they just leave the kid in the school right like it didn't
think Steven Skull's kid is alive there no idea he was living with the Mally no idea he was at the school why does he why does he get him out of the school I don't know the school seems like the safest place for him exactly he's in a same name he's at a public place right the safest place for a
person that is the bag guys yeah the bag guys don't know alive is a place that they don't know where exact like it's it was it's other than they're like well we want to drag his son into the like end of this movie it makes zero sense yeah there's no motivation for bringing about so okay so
Steven Skull is like hey we got the tape meet us at this specific hotel and then I was so confused by this hotel because outside of the hotel there's a mariachi pain point yes but then they go inside and there's like a steel joint it's real weird it's much cultural night there at the hotel
I don't know like I was that was like the most baffling thing to me about this whole movie was what was going on at this hotel um so then like the cops show up or maybe the crooked cops I don't know they show up the hotel uh and Steven Skull beats up some guys uh they steal a car and
they get chased by a bunch of cops um the bad guys find O'Malley and they uh they kill O'Malley I guess at the train station he gets a very unceremonial and what's the word of the before yeah dad like he gets shot he's protecting he's protecting um uh Steven Skull son he's telling him to run
he gives him the tape and tells him to run and um basically like distracts someone takes the bullets for the kid so he's dead uh and then uh Steven Skull ends up like runs down and chases down the guys that are trying to get his son and he saves his son um that then he goes he but so he saves
his son and his son is hanging out with Kelly the Brock but he goes to send her a trend house to like get sent her to trend and I like when he finally kills like because every time he kills one of the three people that like murdered his wife he has like a like a flashback to him yeah um which
I don't know how he recognizes all of them because they're all wearing masks at the time yeah well I think he figured he pieced it together then it was those cops but I like when he kills the last guy possibly by stabbing him with like a broken pool view yeah but broken pool pool pool cue right
into his neck he says that's for my wife fuck you and die greatest line ever that is such a great lie like he doesn't even say it in a silly fashion he just says that's for my wife fuck you and die and that's it like it is the greatest the greatest acting moment of his career yeah that's for my
wife fuck you and die um so he takes us some more dudes and then my favorite like okay this this movie I was dying at this point because like he kills all these guys and then apparently he takes all this time to write all these messages yeah he sets it up like he makes it really he
like reoccurring to one of the like on the inside of like the toilets he didn't look on the wall and they're like I know where he's gonna look inside the toilet it's like he's like taunting senator trend it's so weird um uh he so he he ends up like capturing Trent finally uh he makes a
joke about his dick being small uh and he's gonna kill him uh with any dozen kill him uh and like all the cops show up and they're like it's cool Mason storm we know that you were set up because we got the video and even though we never have showed it earlier the senator's face is clearly on
the video uh and they arrest Trent and that's basically the end right yeah then they walk out uh all three of them like and and and sunny stop short of saying are you my new mommy sunny that's right uh it's weird yeah but uh yeah I just like I was literally laughing so hard
um about the scene with the um with all the writing of the wall and the toilet scene stuff like that he really took his time with that uh I do not have any role reversals surprisingly uh okay let's see uh um uh um uh uh Kelly the Brock and Steven Cigall stayed married until 96
is that I'm trying to see if I have anything else for you uh he's got seven kids uh the inside of the mansion that they filmed him was also used for uh big Lebowski so that's something uh I saw a lot of facts about the gun he was using
yeah there was a lot written about that um let's be a we can just read this thing let's be honest we we knew going into this is gonna be a short episode sorry guys it's uh we're gonna rant and we'll go look at the thing still yeah okay uh you know what I'll go first this time
okay right so yeah there's there's a there's a lot of weird things that happen in this movie um that don't make sense and I get the feeling from what I was reading that a lot of it had to do with Warner Brothers wanting to cut this movie down to 90 minutes yeah so I feel like
my guts telling me that there were several scenes that were cut that would have made this movie make a little bit more sense um I don't know how much that would have helped it but I get the feeling that it would have helped a little at least a little bit um I don't mind the acting in this it's
not great but it's really you know it's not bad it's pretty on par for uh Steven Svigal movie there are some really good lines in this movie and there's some really ridiculously bad lines in this movie would you say one of the great ones is that's where my wife fuck you and die that's the
best line in the movie easily um you know it's watchable the the movie's entertaining you know most of the time uh it's fine um I'll go I'll go two and a half machine guns two and a half right down the middle okay um yeah I pretty much agree with everything you said yeah it's it's nothing special
um but but it's not terrible like I don't know like I feel like these even these I feel like if you were to put a gun to my head I couldn't really explain the plot points the difference between this and uh above the law and probably the other two and that's probably why you confuse it with
the other ones but um yeah I mean I think it's like a classic like you know 90s late 80s early 90s like action movies so and they I don't have a problem with the acting I feel like there could be a little more action it that's the only thing maybe I was kind of hoping for yeah uh and that's why I
feel like they kind of force in that scene of Steven Seagull like beating up the people in the party store because it's like he doesn't yeah but overall it was fine I'll go with the I'll go the same with you right down the middle two and a half machine guns it's fine I've probably never watched it
again but yeah I'm good never seen this one again either but you're right that line is pretty uh pretty great that's the one thing to remember about this episode is that's where my wife fuck you and die if I could make that the tagline of the episode I post it I would
well you could you just had to like leave it out so just actually you just put like app and then like some asterix maybe I will do that yeah or or if uh glitch could still make us like a moat a modicons or whatever you call them yeah yeah emojis yeah yeah yeah so
but yeah no this movie is fine it's nothing great it's nothing terrible I can't necessarily say run out and see it but right it's fine I had to rent it which was a real kick in the crotch so yeah I bought it for two bucks oh you did your scam uh all right fair enough yeah uh speaking of
things that are awful and terrible it is time for the second spin of the wheel of pain as everyone knows we spun last week uh and we are doing uh cross wars uh so now it's time for spin number two I have shared my screen with lbj lbj are you ready did you take cross we're cross wars off
cross wars is off the wheel what are you still hoping doesn't come up is it still dragonball evolution yeah that one or I feel like you're really hoping transformers revenge of the follow and doesn't come up I hate that movie too I mean there's there's nothing great on here there's
nothing great um I have to say everyone I feel like Hercules in New York is going to be real bad like a real tough watch like that just bad like it's gonna be hard to watch it I will say everybody um that thank you to everyone that suggested movies ever did a great job picking terrible movies
for us uh don't thank them no it's not encouraged people um all right I'm gonna spin you ready yeah yeah wheel is spinning and we are doing a movie called mortal challenge I do not know what this is do you lpj I looked it up the first time around I don't remember what it is I've recently
just did it I will find out right now I'm looking says a private investigator rescues use who have been forced into combat who is signing for who suggested this I gotta find this out now uh mortal challenge this was a pick from nope that's not it uh I had it here oh the town
crier thank you town crier uh I'm looking now we might have an issue uh I'm trying to see if it's actually anywhere that we can watch it lpj help me out here see you see you see mortal challenge aka death game oh I remember the cover of this box
oh I don't know if it's available because I'm only looking it seems like the DVDs available but I don't see it as far as like streaming it is not streaming anywhere oh wait wait wait hold on okay no let's not it I thought maybe it was on youtube yeah I was looking to see if it was on youtube too but
that doesn't doesn't look like it should I should I spin again I think we're gonna have to because we can't watch it obviously we can't watch it all right well uh man that was I was looking forward to that bad of a movie actually well I'm gonna spin again okay sorry town crier yeah all right
good spinning again oh maybe this one maybe this one isn't streaming no it you know what it's on stars I just saw today speed to speed to cruise control who suggested that which is um it's funny because I'm glad we're doing it I was gonna suggest that this be the last movie we
have to speed to yeah because the first movie ever did with speed but um yeah so speed to is the other movie we're doing in the wheel of paint right who suggested speed to I don't know I'm looking right now I had to get back I had to get past all those uh uh oh Jay uh kind of conversations we had
I don't have it yet no no maybe somebody didn't actually suggest speed to and you just did no somebody did it was just it was it was it the it's it was like the last suggestion we got was it yeah I'm gonna do I have to pull it up for you you're going too you're going too far back dude
I'm looking right here hold on it's from oh uh Matthew hern yeah all right thanks Matt all right speed to cruise control I've never seen this movie I haven't either all right well we'll see how it goes I got nothing to say like I'm dumbfounded by this whole process
uh I I gotta be honest with you I'm kind of sad that we're not doing the dragon ball oh you can always suggest it later yeah it's true um keep the list we'll see what happens yeah keep the list I'll keep the list uh okay uh plugs uh I'm gonna plug uh toobie as I always do lot of free content on there free movies uh some ads nothing to nothing to major um um so anything else I want to plug there's something you wanted to plug last time that you forgot yeah and I still uh haven't
I have what it was so why don't you do your plug and if I happen to think of it in like a 30 seconds here I'll say it sure my plug was uh it's always discord uh join the discord it is it is the greatest and worst thing that's ever happened to us uh for a number of reasons um
but you can chat with us you can if you go to instagram our instagram is just you know the last action podcast uh you can find the link to our discord and we can uh you know we can chat with you uh we can yell at you which is what I typically do uh I usually express my
disappointment in our fans on discord uh and I curse most of you because you're usually awful human beings and that's how it goes that's that's our audience our audience is uh the drags of the world I feel like I feel like you're just really upset about this whole wheel of
pain thing but again I did not endorse it uh I got forced into it and uh in here I am stuck stuck I feel like it could have been a lot worse to be honest with you it could have been a lot worse you're right it could have been moral challenge uh so here's the thing I don't remember what else I was gonna plug so let's just put a pin in this okay that's fine I'm good this episode of the last action podcast has been terminated but we'll be back