"Who Is That Funny For" LIVE from Moontower Comedy Fest (w/ Chris Redd & guest host Joel Kim Booster)

ruined it. I didn't give you the chore if I didn't give you the tour of the house. That's true. It's partially your fault. How are we doing? Everybody? We get Oh my god, bone and I truly literally moments ago stepped out of the movie theater. We just saw Avengers End Game Avenders. Wow. I mean I cried three times. I cried several times. Now do you guys? You guys don't care if we spoil the whole thing, right from top to top to bottom. We're gonna spoil the whole thing.

You see Chris Evans full asshole, Um, you see everything. So now you guys, Now you guys, want to go um and then you do see you do see thanos is taint And that's actually like a nice like kind of like smash cut that they did. And it's sort of beautiful because Josh Brolin went in there and he did the whole great. They put the little balls on his own, you know, those little white balls with the motion capture, and it's actually Josh Brolin's motion captured taint,

yes on it. And then and this is a little easter egg that you know, that little ridge um on a road um. The frenulum, I think it's is that? Oh there's a name for that, I thought so for while I thought I was any doctors, anybody, any experts in many anatomy. What is it called? Oh wait you what is the frenulum? Then oh, that's right on my penis.

Penis on my penis. But I thought, for the longest time I was the only person in the world who had a rich the line like down the axis of your testicles, got you like the scene the scene it's where God sold your sacked. He said, oh we got one, we got two. And then I thought it was scarring. I think I thought, I thought I bled as it when I came out the womb or something, and and like a sneaky doctor, sutured me back together, sutred my ball, sack back together. And in the way, God is our doctor,

our first doctor. Oh and in a way, if you have a phallus, if you have a scrotum, that is God sewing, sewing it onto you, suturing it onto you. I don't know where I'm going with I don't know either about him, but it's your show, and I thought i'd like you talk. Um, it's really it's so great to be back here. I have to say. I know that listen, I know that about half of you don't give a shit about the Marvel movies. But I was truly moved. I thought it was incredible. Um, it is.

I think on the first time I ever appeared on this show, I talked about how comic books were very formative for me growing up, my own thousands of them. I spent my entire life reading them, And this was the closest experience I think to reading an actual commy years, because I'm like a real continuity nerd and the fact that they've been doing this for ten years is insane and it's actually actually now that I'm talking about it.

I'm scared, I am, because the fact is the only reason they were able to do this is because Disney owns everything. Um yes, someone comes just gasp and it's like, I'm so thankful that we have these movies, and now I want Elizabeth Warren to come in and break them up. Disney up, yes, free Public College and break up the m c U. I'm gonna I'm gonna sunk up this statistic but google it. But like Disney now owns, like, what is it like the box Officers? It's something truly insane.

It's more than half the box office for sure, and that's scary. I think that should be scary to us as a community of artists. And I think, um, you know, no matter as much as I'm so glad that they could get Natalie Apportman in for a day shoot to reprise her role in this film, it's like it's not worth it, you know, it's not worth where we're aheaded.

I think it's bad. I think it's really bad. There was one little flourish of like a game sort of tittering of like oh my god, it's Natali Aportman, and then it fully subsided. I didn't care anytime she comes on screen though, it is like a shot, like an adrenaline shot. I'm like, I didn't see jackdie and deserve she did deserve the oscar for jack Jackie. I am

one of those people who is a justice for Jackie's truther. Um, I can't it's not I can't wait until we're like in our nineties and we get to see Chasen who would play who would play Chase? Well, we don't know who it's going to be. I think no, I think it'll be like Lucas Hedges. Oh yeah, no, no, no no, because I found out Chasing is nine and it shows, it shows that he was much older. No to me, like his soul is zygotic. It's like twelve if he's

twelve years old. Inside listen. I don't want to get too much into politics because that's not what this is about. But we cannot have a Disney gay in the White House. We can't have it. And I know that I'm speaking in Matt's house right now. We can't really like pissing on his altar right now. But it's just like we can't have it. We can't have someone who's who identified as a huffle puff in the White House. Um, that's that, that's that just can't let can have a Charlotte in

the White House. A Charlotte in the White House. No wait, so what do you think of Austin Bowen? I love Austin. Austin's graves. Someone's waving their hands, Um, Austin's wonderful. Um oh I do I do you want to talk about this man who we saw yesterday at rain on Fourth? Oh my god? So there was there was just anybody heard of rain on Fourth And it's wonderful. Okay, you're

feeling a lot more enthusiasm. It was lovely. There was a stripping competition where anyone could sign up in strip, but the hosts were a drag queen named Sable who was wonderful and then like the club promoter, I guess, and he kept doing he kept doing the hookem horns, like, kept doing this when he was bringing people up. First of all, I should we should not. Just to paint

the picture for you a little bit. He had a face mike, like a Britney Spears face mike, and everyone else was using hand mikes, and it was so strange. I like the whole. It like really posed a question that was never answered, which was why you know it wasn't holding anything else? But no, he wasn't. There was truly he didn't need his hands free except to do

the horns. Is that horns? Is? Yeah? He kept doing this and it was unlike it was an archetype I had never seen in a gay bar hosting a show before is something I think only could exist in Texas. It was so strange. It was so strange. Um. But shout out to Brad who won. Who is a fan? Yeah, Brad wan he deserved the way. And then as soon he came up to us before he went on, and

he was like, hey, I'm a big fan. And then he went on in one and then we tried to say hi to him afterwards and he won and he ignored, and we're like, oh, you win one amateur strip contest and now you you're bigger than us, Brad, You're better than a podcast. Dere um Um is great. I love. This is the second time I've been to Austin, but the first time I've been not during south By, and so therefore feel like this is the first time I've been in Austin. Um, because that is a bobo sort

of sideways reality Austin and I appreciate it at all. Um, but you guys seem chill. What are the what are the big differences that you're clocking? Well, I would just say, like because the problem with south By as a comedian is they planned the comedy week the same week as the Innovators, which is like all of the tech bros. And like they're just just like constantly like trying to sell you on VR or give you like a little cube of gum. That's like this is five coffees and

one piece of gum. And it's like nobody asked, you know, what problem are you solving? This is not going to take off like it like it's just crazy. Like every street corner during that week felt like fucking mini shark tank because everyone is just trying to sell you on some new product that they've brought to the fucking festival and it's so obnoxious. The streets are closed down. Everyone is like the that Ever, there's like new hats that are created every year at the festival. I feel like

that then Germany across the country, Um, it's bad. Everyone looks like a him sister it's not Wow. Okay, yeah, that's that sounds miserable that this has been great so far. I did last night, Um, open for Nicole and there was a man I love that Nicole is now at least in this circle. Yeah, just so one name. You don't know which Nicole I was talking about. I opened

for Nicole Richie last night. She's doing comedy now. Um, and there's a man in the front row who may have been gay, may have been attractive, may have been British, and may have been into me. And I said as much on my Instagram store and within three minutes he messaged and said that was me. Yes, thank you. Wait what what did they say? No, they just said yes. They're like literally voluntarily, We're like yes, um uh And that's exactly how I felt. And he damned the whole

night through. What's the plan? What's the plum? The whole plan is a loose hangout. Um. You know, yeah, I'll be loose eventually. How dare you in front of a lot of studio audience. Um? No, he is, Um, he's on a tour of the worst places in America. Now wait wait, wait, not here that this was a detour because he wanted to see me in Nicole perform Um. He was in a place called Beaumont before. Um, I

knew what I was doing the whole time. Um. But no, Yeah, he's been traveling like the quote unquote like he's like, I love a sad strip mall or a casino, and so he's been going to cities with that. And I called him a cultural masochist. Um. And then he's now this is where he's there ending the trip. Oh that's nice, this is a good specially yeah with Austin and he

likes it right that that worries me. That's a red flag that he's ironically going to these places, because it's like when you want to like it's like when you get your friends together, you're like, let's go to Chili's, Let's go to Applebe's. Would that be so funny? And it never, ever, ever, ever, ever is as funny as you think it never And actually I am I am that person. In fact, I feel like I forced you

to go. Wait, let's every time we've seen a Star Wars movie, I forced you, what's that restaurant that we out out back? Stag? I do people know people who've been to Denver know what Cosa Bonita is. I told Joe to go to Cosa Bonita when he was in Denver as a joke. It's like a joke. It's it's Mexican Disneyland, but that's what they call it. And then you went and you hated it. You you didn't understand, like you didn't understand what was worthwhile about suffering through it? Right, No,

I didn't understand it at all. Um And wait, oh then we're not going to talk about it. We're gonna cut this sou No, no, no, you can talk it. You can talk about no, no, no, stop it don't. I don't like the side of you that you like the attention. But yeah, no, no, no, this is our house. We got it. Well, we'll move on. But I did want to talk a little bit more. I want to talk a little bit more about these restaurants because wait, I do make you go to out Back and it's

been awful every single time. Um I made a lot of people go to the Olive Garden in Times Square. Um I made Anna Drezzen go with me to um A Texas roadhouse in Baltimore. That made me so sick. I was sick for three months and lost seven pounds. Um. Yeah, so thank you. Um, that's your state, your state. I mean it was a Texas roadhouse in Baltimore, and I did get fish. Um. So I feel like in many

ways that is my own fault. I'm sure, Well you lost seven pounds, okay, but yeah, well that sounds crazy that you're going to all these places, but at least you're here. I want to. I did want to, Like, I didn't like send him any gross pictures, you know, um. And I was going to talk about how proud of it. It wasn't myself for that, um. And I was going to say a lot of other, like wonderful things about how your book sounded. But now you don't get any of that, um because you showed up. Um. But you

get that in private. Okay. What else? We haven't seen each other in a while. I know, actually that's false. That's each other last week. But a week apart from you is a long time. I couldn't even get through the sentence convincingly. Um. But it feels like you, you and I are the ones who pick up right we're reading.

It's true. I saw him triumphantly after did you guys see the actress on SNL the Digital show with them a stone of Bowen Yanger Rich talk about that, talk about I'm a little bit mon I want to know while it's fresh in your mind. M is wonderful. We forgive her, forgive her. We heard the apology at the Golden Gloves and we said, yes, we hear you, and we accept this was the platform we needed from you. Off camera screaming, I'm like, um no, she was great.

She was so, so, so wonderful the entire time. Our guest um worked with her as well. He can tell us more about her later. I think she's great. There were multiple times she literally was like she came up to me and Julios who who wrote who wrote it? With me? She goes, Okay, did you guys want me to cry in this? We were like, oh yeah, like for this take, yeah cry. She she goes okay, and then they're about to call action and she goes, sorry, sorry,

I just need a couple of minutes. It was so nice about it was not like wait, wait, wait wait. She was just like, actually I need like one more second, and she's just like pacing and then she does the take. It it's perfect, and her eyes are welling up and she's fully giving you that performance and then Meisner and then afterwards she comes up to me and I was like, oh,

I need some offhand remark about mental sticks. I was like, you don't need a mental stick, and she goes, um, my memories are my mental stick, very like, very jokingly like. She was, Okay, thank god. If it's a self aware joke, then that's funny. It's not where she's a monster. But I was like, what have you been through? She grew up in Arizona. I feel like that's enough. You know, it's the worst place in um. I will say in college.

They did. They taught us in our your freshman year of theater school where I went acting school, you had to one of the things that you had to do in order to move on was cry. That's insane. But they the method that they taught us is very actually like sort of well, I think it's the way everybody can do it. I'll teach you guys now how to cry, Which is they just teaching these massa here and then you just think about in a lining, Ah, it works. Yeah,

everyone who's listening at home. I absolutely cried. No, it was the dumbest and most humiliating experience. Um, everyone had to do the Emily monologue from Our Town at the end of our second acting class and had to cry in that monologue and had to not only cry, but they wanted they didn't want you to because there were there, there was always a girl whose memories are their mental sticks. They're always always a girl like that, and God bless them,

we need them, we need our amistones. But they did. They were like, no, no, no, it's cheating. We want to see the work of like truly making yourself puke, to cry and like trick because like our teachers were like, this is the physical response that your body does win it cries, and so it's reverse engineering. If you're if you're heaving like that and breathing, then your body will be like, oh we should be crying and start crying,

and um, it doesn't work. Fully doesn't work. But basically every time I was like, she did so she did all these takes, and every time we were turning each other and be like she's incredible. And I thought, not that I ever disputed it before, but I was like, she absolutely deserved that Oscar over Natalie and Jackie no, No, I don't think so. Actually I was. I think Emma is like Sandra Bullock, someone who deserves the Oscar, but

not for the role. She deserved it for the favorite. Yeah, well the favorite and we knew and and Santra deserved it for gravity and we did not. Fact the academy always knows. Okay, Um, so trust the academy when yes, we were mad at Blindside, but we didn't know, you know, and they did. And that's what's important. To put your trust in the academy. But unerring, unerring the academy. Um, okay, what else? I think it's time to bring our gas.

Do we have to? I think we have to. Kidding I love him all right, before we bring him out, let's say yesterday, because we're about just to get into it, before we get into his credit. Yes, I have to say. This man is such a fucking renaissance man and is so good it's it's actually unfair that he's good at everything. I think of him as a prolific stand up comedian.

We recorded our half hours together in the same chunk in New Orleans, and so in my mind he's always been this stand up and so yesterday we were chatting, and I was like, oh, do you know Bowen? Have you ever met Bone? Um? And he was like, yeah, you fucking idiot were coworkers UM. And I was like, oh, that's right. You're also on the biggest fucking show in comedy. And he's also been in in like a comedic milestone of a movie that has recently like that had a

researchers on Twitter. Thank god that is meet Joe Black. Of course we're talking about the scene where Brad We're no pop Star. He was in pop Star. He like I said, he's on SNL. He recorded a comedy Central thought, I think, and this is sort of the mythology of his career. By the way, we'll ask him if this is true or not. I believe he's the first person in history to ever put Saturday Night Live in second position, which is industry speak for if you have two jobs,

one of them is like the second choice. UM. And I believe that Chuck Laurie and this is all the mythology. Chuck la and Chris, Chuck Laurie and Lauren Michael's had a phone conversation where they follow over him. Um. So, two of the most powerful on the industry yeah, because of disjointed his mind to come that he's also a star of um and somehow he's the nicest person, prince angel of it in this industry. Um, he is a titan, he is a king. Um please give it up for Chris.

Fuck everybody in here now. You can you can speak on you can speak on the validity of any of those statements, or you can choose to remain sound. Let the mythology sort of germinate and spread and becomes it was the most powerful position. And UM, no, that was That was a very stressful situation. I didn't know that it was. It was. It wasn't like, yeah, it was some back and forth because I was on a show and uh and but but Lauren called me. He was like,

you want the job? And I was like yeah. He's like, well, don't worry about the other thing. I'm like what. And when white men say that to you, You're like, oh, she's about to happen, you know. I mean those two men, though, are two of these power. Yeah. I funk with funk with Chuck Heavy and funk with Lauren. So I mean it was just it just it ended up working out. But I was stressed out for three weeks. I want

to write a play about that film conversation. True, really, it's gonna be my frost Nick said, Oh my god, it's Chuck Lor and Lord Michaels fighting over Chris rad By the way, that was the most accurate piece of information that someone has said. Um that I didn't directly tell them, you know it was. I was like, oh, ship, he knows my secrets. Damn, I know it all, bitch. Because you're you're at your career, Chris. This is another

like industry like it's sort of insidery thing. Is you were announced as a cast member on SNL when you were this season before when when Mikey moved up and uh hi and uh Melissa ga hyah Uh. There was an article from a blogger who will remained nameless only because I don't want to give him a cloud. He had bits though he knowed uh, but he like released this. So basically I was like leaving thirty rock on to the plane to go back to Eletta, just keep feeling

just joining. And while I'm sitting on the plane next to Melissa, Uh, this dude puts out a blog that says I got the job and I've got the jobs before. That's not how it works. You don't find out on Facebook when your friends just sharing. You usually get a call beforehand. And so I was like, what what has happen? And so I'm texting my I'm texting my people and they're and they're like, no, we haven't got a call.

So it's just like shipping all of Chicago comedies going crazy, Like Chicago in generally, it's it's blowing up, We're taking off. I'm sitting next to Melissa. She's not involved in this article. It's only about me and mikey day, and so I'm like, hey, how's your day going? You know, I'm trying not to say nothing to her and up knowing that she's seeing this, and I'm just sitting there awkward and ship. I'm like and then they didn't have any internet on that flight.

I was losing my fucking mind, bro. And so then by the time I landed, it had went viral in our world and uh, And I called my people and I was like, Yo, what the fun is going on? And they were like, UM, I think it's just a mistake. I think you still you still have a good shot. But you know, like Lauren's very touchy about ship like that, and I don't know, you know, I don't know why it didn't happen the way it happened, but it ended up that Melissa got the job of I mean, y'all

saw how played out, but uh, I didn't. And so that was crazy too because I couldn't like tell everybody like, hey, y'all, I don't have it, because that's not how it works because if you ever addressed it, then it hurts your chances of getting so you just gotta leave it alone. And so I'm just sitting there and just watching people think I have this job, and then uh, the season started, like what episode you're gonna be on? I'm like, I'm not nigger. You don't even you ain't see me in

the opening credits, did you? God? That is a nightmare. It was definitely is this was this? Is that SL sort of? Was that always the goal for you? Was that like the job for you for a long time? I think doing I like sketch, so I like they're doing sketches is like I like to live in color Like SNL was dope, but it was also like there

was just more black people on other shows. Uh, but I did love Chris and Eddy and it, so, so it wasn't something I thought I wanted, especially coming up with Chicago comedy, like in like Second City, they like shoved down your throat, like if you don't go to SNIL, you won't be ship, and so I'm a rebel by nature,

so I was like, funk that. But then when he offered the job, I was like, yes, please, how yeah, I mean even at the audition walking through the halls, I'm like, I guess I would kind of want this, Like this would be dope and I'm not done with sketch, so I would love to like be here and figure out what it is, right, you know, at least least figure out I'm good at at the show, because you gotta be you know, you know how it is, you

gotta be like decent at it. Right. The thing about the building is it is this thing where you walk the hallways and you look around and there's photos of all this ship and you're like, oh, okay, I guess this isn't an important place and this is not like this is not like commenting on like for better or for worse, like what it is. This is just what it is is you're in that building and it's a

constant reminder of what the show is to people. It's amazing because you have ups and downs, and it does become like just the work place, just like any other place that anybody in here will work it. But then every week I have a moment where I'm like, oh, nigger, where are you? This is fucking dope, you know what I mean. Like, so as long as I'm still feeling that, I think I'll be good. I have never had an

interest in sketch. I took two UCB sketch classes, one of which where I wrote a sketch where a man fox a bird, And that's the only one sketch I've ever written. And I have no ability to do like

sketch acting either. Like, but when I was visiting you at work, when I was there to see the show, just like even I was like, oh my god, like it is like such a weird like it's a tangible energy in the air of your like this is there's so much history, like comedy his three attached to this place that it's oh in toxic do you You were to sketch ones And I think it was you and Aaron jockson just writing it within twenty minutes. It was a gay PSD about things that, um, straight people can't

say anymore. But no, but it was just like it was a full on joke. It was just like the uh, straight people can't grapes anymore. We knew we were six well and I'm gonna just I'm gonna fully drag her because what either of us have to lose. But this was supposed to be a funny or dice sketch with Lena Dunham in which she canceled three times um and

she somehow had the flu every time. But the weird thing with her is I kind of believe that she could have gotten the flu three times in one year, Like that seems like something that is possible for her life. But then we were like it was like sort of like we couldn't do push the shoot again or we were there, everyone was there, the crew was there, and so they were like, do you want to just shoot something else? And it was me and Aaron We're like, yeah,

I guess we will. And so we just sort of wrote with Langon Kingsley and improvised slash improvised this thing about like gay appropriation like appropriating gay culture. And we knew we were successful because if you go and look at the YouTube commons for it, it is piste off. Literally everyone on the left and everyone on the right. No one knows who it's supposed to be making fun of one nonsense and it truly. I watched it sometimes and I'm like, what is the p o V here um?

But p VS unity It's like just like uh, and like there are weird jokes in it that truly looking back, I was like, are we high because Aaron is maybe like a full foot taller than me, But I said, I was like, on the day of shooting, it's just us standing in front of a green screen, and I was like, I should stand in an apple box so that it looks like I'm the same height as Aaron. And they were like sure, and they're like, who's that funny for? And I was like, people who know that

Aaron's taller than me? Funny for? Best question I've ever heard in my life? Like who if I get heckled? I want that to be my heckle of a new job. I'm like, I'm trying a new job, Like, Hai, who's that funny for? You're like you're right, sir, You damn right. Yeah, what a beautiful philosophical guide. I know you've been asked this before, but when when what started for a stand

up or sketch for you? I started at the same time I got I was better at improv and sketch first because stand up is harder for what I was trying to do with it. Uh, suck on that. Yeah. Yeah. We come from Chicago such a like, Uh, you either do improv or you do stand up, but you don't do both. Brothers, like, especially on the South Side and that people told me not to do that, and they said like, oh, you're gonna, You're gonna. You're sucking yourself up.

And then when I started get jobs, they were like, hey, what class you take? Uh some pioneers? What that stories about? You really bridge the gap. You are sort of the baby that was berthed out of both communities and we're held up and they were like, we are joint now. Yeah, they kept picking me up. I was growing at the time. I don't know why they kept doing that. Don't grow a man's don't simba a grown man. That's stupid. Simba me man. I'm I I feel like people should just

do one. No, I'm kidding. You know what hot takes. They're only I can say with confidence there are ten people in my mind, Chris being chief among them, who I think of as being truly great, full triple threats, sketch problems, thank you. But I mean I'm always constantly thinking something, slacking, always trying to like make sure I'm keeping up with all of it. And I I also do think that they're all. If you're going to do

them all, you have to go hard at it. And it's and you have to be if you're not tired, you're slacking somewhere because you're holding up three careers at one time. You know, my god, the gig economy, am I all right? The millennial condition. I'm so sored somebody do my laundry. That is that I still think about that fucking article in buzz Speeding. Yo, I think about that article. So you know what I'm talking about, yea, where they where they were? Like, this is why you're

not lazy. You have a condition. Yes, you've been if you've inherited a trauma from the last generation that promised you a false thing, and now and now every time you want to do your dishes. You're like, but what about earth dying? Yeah, and then you just don't do your dishes. But the earth still dying? Though, Bro, what are we to do the thing? Like that article ended

on there is no answer. Yeah, it's like I've never seen a more grim article than like, yeah, all this ship and also nothing you can do to fix it. I'm like, ah, thanks man who wrote that article. This like sociologist this for buzzfeeds. Yeah, a BuzzFeed sociologist they probably keep in the basement. Like, go ahead, Eric, it's your time her, let her speak. I have thoughts, Eric, the female sociologist. Yeah, make assumptions. Gender is a construct.

I know, I don't know. But then the thing is also like, oh, but as long as you have an awareness of the parameters, than that helps. But I don't think that's true. I don't know if that's true because now I'm just lazier. Yeah, I feel like you gave me a reason to give myself a reason not to do the dishes scientifically, So now I'm just like, dog

my crib looks crazy. That's why it's insane to me that people in our generation or having kids though, like there's like half of us arely can't do the fucking dishes, and the other half are like, yeah, let's make another one. And it's just crazy to me. I'm so glad that I have no inkling to have children. I also feel very nehilistic about the future of this planet and I want to die by sixty. Um, Like, I'm so mad that I quit smoking. I really am. I like, because listen,

smoking is the coolest thing you can do. Um it is it looks it looks cool. I would give up to the pinkies to be able to smoke again and not have it like truly like make me feel awful on the inside out. And I would. I would, I would go, I would be looking, I would look like a freak to not to be able to smoke, because I think smoking would even it out. Like yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have pinkies, but I have a cigarette in my hand. I wouldn't give up all. I couldn't give

up my pinkies, bro, I couldn't. I can't smoke because like I'm like scarred from my uncle he passed, Like when I was young, hecause my favorite uncle, but then he got like dough cancer, right, and he's had that little thing in his neck, and so he used to. But he was a hood dude, so he used to funk with us all the time. It's like, you should never smoke, you know, wop and then like ship would spill out of his nut. Yeah, and then he would like smoke out of the hole like you want to

be me? And I'm like, and again he looked so cool doing He looked cool as ship man. He had god rams on his wheelchair. It was crazy, Listen, I want you to live. I also feel like I'm with Matt, like you should stop smoking, but don't like you know, he's he's he's in every now and again her. I can't take that leap. Otherwise I would go full till I was just a pack of day for like a couple of years. You got some friends who who are like have they like, I'm gonna quit after this pack.

You've been saying that thirteen years. Let him do it. Well, there's nothing to live for. I don't smoke. Shame anybody, you know. I just don't do it myself. I mean I asked my weed for sure. Uh. And some of it looks like cigarettes because the packaging is getting crazy. Yeah, really like like oh, you can get a square mind. No, this is this is this is this is a funny squire. I call it. I got funny funny like an old person. Is that a funny funny thing? Give me a light

and funny. I love that your eyes lit up around the packaging of I love the weed technology where it's said, yeah, I really do like I like the edibles. The edibles are amazing. I had a fruit by the foot that was so fucking crazy. Yeah, it was so I got too hot just because of how delicious it was. And I'm like, you gotta eat the whole foot, my guy. And then I couldn't sit down on the whole plane rack I was. I was tripping my as. So those, yeah, I've had the I usually will do one of those.

I try. I call it um molly and a pinch, like if you can't get your hand, if you can't get your hand, Molly just takes a really powerful edible and an adderall and it's the same thing, same thing without the come down. Um it's amazing, and you're right, yo, I tried to take it. I tried to take an adderall when I was high because I was on a flight. I'm like, I'm gonna get some work done. But I had decided to get some word done after I was already high as fucked, so I was like, take some Adderall,

you'll be You'll be good, and you'll be focused. What it ended up making me do is focused on how high I was. And I was like, yo, you are so high right now. And that's all I did. The whole flight was four hours of just standing it not even standing on a plane, and there was I had a seat there, I was just standing. It was so dumb. Adderall is you, guys. Adderall is the same molecule as math, but one extra thing is like a big thing because it makes the more lipids soluble acrosses the blood brain

barrier easily. But you being stoned and then taking Adderall as like you basically being math whilest being on math while you're your stones, and it sounds math is so dull. Here what you need to do I've never done. I don't. It's not a black joke. It's just not I don't know any black methods. Um maybe I don't know enough black people, but I don't know enough. We didn't happen. We need better representation where community huh, where am I Tomas? If you want I I here's here's a little bit

of advice. If you want a fun weekend. Okay, look up with a guy on Friday, steal some adderall from his medicine cabinet um, and then on a Saturday ticket and then watch a YouTube video that says, I am the mother of James woods secret children, and now you have a mystery to solve. What so James Woods has a secret? According to this YouTube video I watched while

it was an adderall while I was avoiding doing work. Um, because you take an adderall to do work and then it it helps you focus on one thing that is not the work. Um, and I have got I will have organized my iTunes life. So times, yeah, you can't. You can't like venture off and do other things once you take it, because then you'll just focus on those other things you gotta go right to. That's why, man. I remember I took it one time to do some work and I ended up just uh masturbated for a

long time. I was just really focused. And that's the that's the lee part of that Molly thing. It's the weak and that part. So it's like you're you're sort of like happy and horny, and that's what we all want it. Oh you are we figuring out the world right now? Yeah? I think so. I'm taken out her all on a Tuesday for for writing name, and it sucked me. I did not help because I think instead what I did was I just arranged the dolls that I have in my office. You have a lot of dolls.

I thought you were doing magic. I thought you were I literally thought it was doing witchcraf At one point, I was like, yo, who in the office is that doll? The real peak behind the curtain? What kind of dolls are? They're little cupie dolls. I have this obsession with cupie dolls and I wanted to get one tattooed here. I wanted to get a Cupie doll tattoo here. But then I put this out on into Stories. I was like, I'm thinking about getting this tattoo. What do you guys think?

And people my inbox flooded with people saying in hanky code days, if you had a CUPI doll on your hanky or anywhere on your body, it meant that you were into underage What Why did we need a code for that? I know who is that for? Who is that funny? Who is that funny for? And what club are you going to? Are you like? You know who? I that's so nice? So now I but now I got to get rid of these dolls. It seems like

or you pick up a few more. They let some kid in the under in the bar last night do the strip contest and we were so uncom I would play. They were like, he's not he's under twenty one, so you can't tip him in shots. And we're like, then I don't want him in here at all? What is this should be illegal? This resurgence and young people? Shit, that's not how you say that. But yeah you signed it older than when you said funny cigarette, But it was it? What was the deal with all these young

people being young? I'm talking like my uncle right now, bro, not the smoker, No, no, no, I have a lot. I have a huge family, over five hundred family members. I only know about two hunt but like only what Yeah from we're from the South Mississippi. You know you know the story uh boats, you know slavery ship like that. I hadn't heard that. Yeah, we just one of those families. Just have a huge families have a lot of uncles. How did you know? How do you know that it's

five d um? It's just Facebook? Really, Uh, I'm the only I'm only one of my family who's ever done this, Like who's ever been on TV, has ever done movies and work. But you know, But the story is, it's just like they were very family oriented. So like I always knew what we were big, Like we had a huge family then with all the last names and like all the neighborhoods we take up just in in like Mississippi alone is crazy. I'm like, oh yeah. So she's like it might be five hundred of us at least,

I'm like, at least that's too many. Some of these niggas don't count. Dog, I'm gonna be honest with some of them. Hit me like hey, because like, nah, five hundred's a good number to pluck. I mean, if i'm talking, I'm saying this is like your aunt's smart to pull like pull out five hundred as a number. Not saying that she's making this up, but it's like five hundreds, like a solid believable number if I research it. I'm an insane person, you know what I'm saying. Like five

hundred will see. You know, I don't have the time. I mean, that's your pilot, bab right, the scrap five going out to look for all of your You remember when Facebook first came out and you would just search your last name and friend all the people who had your last name. I couldn't. I couldn't do I could not. I couldn't use Facebook because because I didn't finish college. When when Facebook first came out, it was like only

college kindler times, better times. One might say, Okay, yeah, that was people who went in a hundred thousand dollars and hundred thousand dollars in loan Dutch. Facebook it was it was cleaner, it was easier, you know. I snugged. I snug it. I had my ways. I still went to college. I didn't finish. I was like, I was taking like two classes and sell them. We need to make my money better. I I think about this. This is such a dumb, stupid patrician thing to say, but

I think about this all the time. I should have just dropped out. I did not use like my degree at all. I mean, you just explained how adderalla is meth and I feel like that, Yeah, you're already a science Yeah, honestly, bro a little bit, you've already got it figured it out. I mean, where did you go and what were you studying that you dropped out? I went to College of du Page, Okay, yeah, yeah, and I and I love psychology, so I wanted to major in psychology and minor in um in English. It was

like writing and creative writing classes. Uh. But then I was rapping at the time, and I just liked the hustle more than I liked sitting in a classroom, and I wasn't using it in the way that like, can you give us a little snippet of what you would have been like as a therapist therapist? I'm not okay, Okay, I think since people I think people thought you were gonna do wrapper. No, I don't give a shit about that. You can't find it on YouTube, go on SoundCloud if

you want that. You came here for true inside once in a lifetime opportunity. Okay, this is watching me do in probably Okay, okay, uh, come on in doors open. Yeah, this is Dr Rad. I'm I'm going to be the intake person over here everywhere. I'm sorry so late, he's so sorry, I knew. I'm excited. And this is a sliding scale, right, this is oh ah, we're doing sliding scale now, okay yeah, um okay um. And so here's all my income? Pretty much? Do I have to pay?

Because it's very expensive. I'm gonna go to the back. I'm gonna crunch the numbers. You and Dr Red talk. But but what if you come back and it's more than I can pay? I wish I had more walls in this office. I'm gonna listen, and then I'm going to evaluate and assign a quantitative money value to how much this should cost based on what your problems are and how much Doctor Red can help you. I like that. So you're gonna listen in my session? Yes, yes, but

it's I mean, it's full patient confidentiality. I don't don't tell nobody outside of our group chat. There you go, okay, okay, I'll be over there by. Hey, So what brings you in besides problems? Just the problems? Was I supposed to have the thing? I didn't know I was supposed to come. I thought I was just going to come and just talk about how I can't do my dishes, and you're gonna tell me more about that. Well, I just feel like the world is about to end, So what's the point?

I think you got it all figured out? But and seen run across the states and you see, this is why we should only do one thing. I thought that were great. There's nothing worse than giving than giving improv notes because it's like I've I've only had to like coach people a few times, a handful of times, but every time I'm just like, yeah, I don't know you you made that up on the spot, and like it can only be so good. Yeah, I mean is that?

And also it's just repetition, like doing it more. Some sometimes people make a decision just because they're new, and new people make that decision, and sometimes I want to just give notes like hey, man, like what do you think that decision? Like I think you should just do it until you stop being dumb on stage. You know, being done wrong, being dumb on stage is super. But like sometimes it's just like you're gonna make these these broad decisions and these weird decisions because all new people

do the same ship until you find yourself. So just keep keeping doing. You just need to fail enough times tomorrow that I had filled my whole life. You know what I'm saying. I want to hear more about that, and I want to hear more about how you went from rapping to SNL. But I think should we ask the questions the question We're gonna go way back. We're gonna go way before College of jippage. Way well maybe

maybe not way before. I don't actually know how old you are, so we can't five Hey me a funny cigarette. I'll say, oh, better back in the time of funny cigrettes, Chris. We ask all of our guests, what is the culture that made you stay? Culture is for me? Did not

go over this with you before the show? And I'm sorry, um, this is like a piece of pop culture basically that like formed you maybe as a kid growing up or even later on, Like who told you about something else that you could explore, touchstone, something that, something that formed me, something that like you look at your creative output now or your innationality or your life and you sort of go back and say, oh, right, Baywatch Nights is where

it all began. You know, Oh man, I would think I mean hip hop was hip hop is like a part of me and uh and I mean rock him the eighteenth Letter he uh is the first real album, the first explicit album. But uh. And I don't know if enough people know who rock him, but it would look him up. He's one of the best of all time. And he had to screwp with Eric B. But um, he really praised writing and studying a lot. And I loved to read and like and like study culture and

figure out how to like have it. And I love to just write lyrics all the time. That's just kind of like what I did growing up. When I wasn't running the streets trying to be down. I was like reading books and like trying to write rhymes and just write the most clever ship. And I think that's that's what really like affected me the most. Doesn't gravity suck? I hate it when it just shows up, you know what I'm saying, Um that that's incredible. Do you how

old were you when you got that album? Um Man? I was ten years I was eleven years old when I got when I got Rock Camp, uh, and I was already I was already like starting to try to write raps and they were really you know, they were kids, Like I was writing about Barney and Ship. I hated Barney. I hated Barney growing up, Like I watched it, but I hate watched it. That was like the first thing I had watch. He told me to clean up. I'm like, hey,

my nigga, you don't live with me, you know. So I used to write battle raps, so Barney bro series, Like. I used to just write these these raps like about like different cartoons and like characters that didn't like and they rap back at you. You would right there, raps back. No, No, this is all I was in my room. No one was wrapping back, not even were you writing from their perspective. No, No, I didn't give him no time. You know what I'm saying.

I think in my mind, I was like, I'm gonna write these raps, and when I see Barring on these streets, I don't know what he's gonna hear my bars be like I got bars for that ass, and he's gonna here on. But yeah, like I think my first actual album was will Smith. Uh. It was, yeah, because it was the only album I could buy it I could get at the time because my parents were really religious and they didn't didn't like the rapsh it at all, and but Will Smith, they love Will Smith was like,

oh you get with Will Smith? That was like the first rap song I like learned. Uh and then uh, I'm not proud of that, but I love Will Smith. Will Smith is it's a decent rap song. It's not I mean if you're putting it up against stuff, but like, divorced from context, it's a good rap stop. Yeah, a lot of things are good divorced from contrast. And um, I think Will Smith is sort of another example of

you should only do one thing. Um, I don't know, man, parents, I don't want to stand he has good was me? Did they listen? Did your parents listen to everything? Or did they Were they like kind of keeping an eye on stuff you were consuming, like on the TV, movies and stuff like that where me and my parents see I I all growing up, Like we got tight when I got older, you know what I mean? Did they liked were they like making were they did they have

like strict control over everything you consume? Um? Like No, they were like very like this is what it is like. But no they didn't follow up because I snug a bunch of ship in the house all the time and I was listening. I was finding my way to listen to ship, but they if they had found it, they would throw it away. But they're not like checking my bag for ship like they had the time. They both worked, so they're not they weren't like but you. But Joel

also had very religious parents. My parents at a time they both worked. They would read every book, every comic book. They would they had every channel locked on the television and they would have to manually unlock it for us because mostly because I would like they locked it started because they locked like MTV obviously and stuff like that. But then my dad was really mad because they had to lock T and T because I was watching Charmed

in the afternoon, so they were really piste off about that. Um, I remember I used to there was an arrow when Anaconda was being advertised in comic books. I was so mad because my dad would rip out the Anaconda advertisements out of the comic book because j Lo was exposing too much skin. So I had like I was always there's like a million comic books I'm just missing one page from because of j Loo's tent, and um, that's upsetting.

They wouldn't let me get The Backstreet Boys CD because they sat me down I was nine years old, and they were like, um that song, no matter who you are, what you've done, where you've been, as long as you left me there, and like Joel, it does matter what a woman has done. And they didn't like the best was philosophy. Yeah, exactly, that's exactly. And I was like, I'm nine, you know they're covering too much ground this day were Yeah. I was very lucky to have parents.

They didn't know how to work um T the TV as well as I did, or the computer, so they could they wouldn't even know how to search. I could hide it from him, I saw. I was really into that, like figuring out every everything. Did you also think you were the first kid to learn how to hide your search engine history and stuff like that? Definitely? I was definitely.

I mean, but they my dad hyped me up at a time, like I would like unplug the computer and plug it back, and you're like, oh, ship, you should be an engineer. God damn, Margaret, come in here and do it again. I'm like, hi, Bob. My dad was a real letic too. But my mom was like she was so fun, be smart on all that ship, Like she took back she she got rid of all the remotes in our house because we were I learned to do the last channel thing, like you hear your yea

and you press less. Everybody hit last and then it goes back to the like the clean channel. So they took all the remotes, and then they actually at one point made me sit far enough away from the TV because I used to keep one toe on the channel up or down, and so I would do the same thing. And then they caught wise to that, and so I had to like literally they had a little piece of tape on the floor and I had to sit behind um.

And then my mom started noticing. She she would start I started having to like do dummy like covering my tracks online because I would erase the Internet Explorer history and then my mom would be like where did the history go? Joel um, and she would not the populate. So I went out to sit there, and then she got to the point where she was like, how did you visit all these websites and only ten minutes? And I was like, are you monk? Like what it was not.

At one point they took away my door. When this was when I was like fifteen sixteen, They took away my door to my bedroom, and then I moved into my closet and then they took the closet doors, and then I propped my bed up so high and put sheets in front of it, and then they gave it all back because they're like, this is ridiculous estimated so far. Got a question, where do they keep the doors on our basement? My dad would walk it down to the basement.

And that's freaky Friday plot and Harry Potter pot I had only seen that happen with my friend, one of my best friends. Uh his name is Chris who as we call him tut But like I was there when because I was kicked up the house at the time and I was living with him and and his and his family, and I remember the night we came into late.

His mom was matted strict and she was like just but at you know, getting no damn door and she and she took it off, but then like she didn't really know how to take the door off all the way, so I had to google how to take a door rof and I'm like instructing her while apologizing to my friend at the same time, I'm sorry dog turned to the right Mrs tudd. I'm so sorry, my nigga. It was. It was the wildest ship. I haven't thought about that a long time. When did you When did you move out?

I got I got kicked out a bunch for just like, uh, just all throughout all throughout high school. But I moved. I was like gone, gone, like seventeen, and I came back again at like twenty one because I was like, I'll try to rekindle some ship with my folks. Also I was broke, and then uh yeah, I mean it

was just timing, you know. Then I left again and then, um, the longest I lived with him outside of being like a kid kid, uh was when I was coming back to actually when I started Second City, I was like, well, can I stay here and just take I'll take classes and I'll just stay here. And we really did that. My mom had lost a job, uh on some on some bogus ship, so she was going through some things and we and we found a great relationship. Then then

it was like twenty three when it happened. And so between twenty three and twenty six, like we got really tight, me and my my family. So that's good. That's good, and they are they still religious. Is that still? Yeah? But they look they little looser with it now, Like like my dad was an usher of a church when I was growing up. You know, I don't know if you know what the ushers are, but they basically UH an R and B group that doesn't sing and they

just greet you. And then they're the ones who passed the past collectually played like I got yeah, but now they're just like you know, so they still go to church and all that, but just not as they loosely go. They don't go every week. What do you think changed for you when? Like what do you think was able

to like rekindle that? Like what what? Well? I think my mom's had just had more patients and and and my parents came from the South, and they only know how to get They only know how to get out of that situation by going through school and and taking these certain steps. So that's all they saw so growing up, like it was hard to tell them. And I'm sure y'all know that too, but it's like it's it's hard to tell them or have them see what chasing the dream is. And that's all I've done is like I

want to be a rap. I want to be comedy. I remember I first wanted to like do comedy. I was like, I'm gonna do comedy that My mom was like, God, damn it, another fucking dream. Jesus Christ. How much do you sleep? You know? And and uh, but then like she saw a comedy working. And also what didn't have me in the streets anymore? When I was rapping, I

wanted to like build my my rap stories. I'd be out on the streets all the time, getting into all types of ship that they also didn't agree with, you know, but what comedy was like, Oh, you're around a bunch of nerds all day. That's stuff. And then they but then they really saw like like it working in in a in a way I started making money, then they were like, oh, fuck you can. Oh this is a thing, dope.

And then now they're like huge fans if I. When she hears it, she's like, why do you keep telling people? I was like that I'm different now. But they we just grew together and I got I got more in control of my anger issues too, so that helped me have patience. So we both instance, I can't your mom's gonna listen to this. Probably she's gonna hear me say the phrase Josh Brolin's taint. Yeah, yeah, man, she's She's heard me say a lot of ship bro She's like, olloydow.

She loved this conversation. But it's so cool that you're that's so cool that you're doing both basically, and and that your big movie break at least and pop Star was that you were the rapper and that you were man. That was like that. It was that was like almost cried that day because we did real like concert scenes. So we had like thousands of people in these in these arenas and we were doing these concerts and they you know, of course they were scripted, but it was

still like you have people going crazy. And at one moment we had filmed me and Andy performing and then people going nuts, and then they said cut and I was like, I know this is fake, but it feels amazing that, you know, it just felt so good. Though. Was that your first like movie first everything? Yeah, that was my first major movie role um ever. And I thought it was gonna be like little RELs get out moment, Like I was like, oh shit, I'm about to what

I remember when they called me. It is how much they didn't know about the industry. They called me that Saturday with the weekend and came out. They were like, yo, it only made h it made a one million dollars. I'm like, holy sh it for real because I've never made one million of anything ever. So I'm like, yeah,

They're like, na, Chris, that is not good. And I was like, all dad, And then we just saw the slow rollout and uh, I was just it was like, all right, well, I guess I just keep hustling, you know. And so that resurgence that you had mentioned was like crazy crazy. I just woke up and I saw a pop start and I'm like this can't nah and not my pop. Yeah, and then I saw like, oh ship, okay, guys,

that's what that's what cult classic means. It means like that overtime that it takes a long time five years ago. But what was it? I still didn't get to Did anyone get to the bottom of why it was trending that day? Was it an anniversary thing? It was no, it was like this the anniversary was like three weeks prior. But there was just one this dude who just released a video. I think it was like part of the

DVD package. But it was like a uh like, it's a song that got cut from the from the movie and it's a full performance, full like the song was like to tell your parents fuck off. It's so funny. It's so brilliant, brilliantly written, like every song when that fucking um soundtrack is But it was such a funny, such a funny uh thing. I didn't know why that

particular performance got cut because it was it was. It was crazy to me because it was so it was so funny to do just post this random guy Josh Margaret, I think because that saw his name a thousand times, but this dude Josh posted like yo, I would never understand what this movie didn't do as well as it should have an X, Y and Z and and and then in the Lonely Islands have been like busy this year and last year was like putting out different works.

So I guess between just the Long Island being more president and that thing just being funny. As he started getting shared and then by noon that day it was like it was like trending, but there was this collective thing of like, oh yeah, like we saw that because I literally went with fucking Sudi. Sudi mean and Matt Rogers smoked Smoke of all Men to see pop Star and it was so goddamn funny. You were so funny in that Christmas so funny in it. It was such

a fun show. You know what I think part of it is, though, is I think that Um, I think it's two things. I think a like, people are like are smarter about comedy, like it's caught like bull sort of consciousness of what comedy can be and is and what what they consider good as caught up with the movie. And I also think like there's this thing like you'rgeen our generation of people who were in college when it

came out or younger when it came out. I think like, for a while, I think we've just aged into people taking our taste seriously because they think like people are like, oh, that's a movie for college kids or a movie for high schoolers or whatever, and then they those people become adults and sometimes those movies hold up for them. And

I will also say, now you're the taste maker. This is a huge part of it of why I didn't do well and the in the in the theaters was because when that movie drops, people viscerally hated Justin Bieber so fucking and they thought it was a thing about Justin Bieber and he had just dropped like three fucking

uh biographies that many times tell us about you. But but like and I don't even have no feelings just Justin at all, but it did have to do with it, because everybody thought it was like that, like funk that Justin Bieber movie, like and not even about this that's so interesting And now we're so removed from it, no one even like compares the rain and they're like, oh, yeah, oh,

it was just a funny. We talked about that in the other two room, I think, because I think that was the worry for the other two as well, was that people were going to think it was just gonna be a show about Justin Bieber, and we were and we talked a little bit about like how that happened to pop star too, and I think, like that is exactly correct because this is like pre Christianity Justin Bieber too, so like height height of of everyone heving and and

that's crazy how successful Justin Bieber is and should be. But how he can ruin projects around him insane that had nothing to do with him at all. The only the only thing you could connect to Justin Bieber was like pop star Colin never stopped stopping and people were like, oh, that's never seen, never reference, and they just freaked out.

I do think Joel is probably onto something that with like people aging up, and it's like that thing where fashion trends cycle every thirty years when kids like in high school start to like wear the things that they were in high school when they grow up because now they have enough money to be in like the creative class something like. Anyway, okay, UM, less coaching than your meth is at all, Thank everything, Entertainment. I still think

you scientist though. Thanks Christ Okay, I think it's time. Oh my god, I feel like we have so much more to talk. We have. We're gonna do it with I don't think so Honey is with Chris, Okay, I'm ready, there we go. So I don't think so Many is our segment. We would take one minute to rant on something in pop culture that's getting on grow or it could just be anything that's going on in our lives. Um Tomorrow night at Palmdor on six at eight pm, We're doing a forty comedian I don't think so, honey,

local comedians, Houston comedians, forty people. So we hope to see you there. Thank you so much for coming. We're supposed to look at it. Yeah, I'm getting my time around, so bone can do it. You need to go first that I could probably do. No, yeah I could. I could go first about something from pop coaching. It can be about anything. You just really about it. You'll see. I'll just to give you an example. I have done um birds that have appeared in Blue Planet to um

Ariana grande um. Not by choice. I had to do it. Um and what are some of the other um come that's in my asshole? That's in my asshole famously not a part of pop culture, but a little bit my asses culture. That is that. Yeah, So it's just like anything from think TV, movies, music, dance, something that's more. Can it be something that's just like in my everyday life. Yeah. Again, I think they've moved on to that being that. I mean, if you ask, I don't know how to think about it.

But yeah, but Bowen and I will do it, and I think you'll you'll see sort of QUI okay, Bowen Yang, You're I don't think so, honey, time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Alamo Draft, how yes, why are you? Why are you ducking down and rushing up across the fucking theater. You're only calling attention to yourself. I would not have noticed you had you just walked like a normal fucking person with an in aligned spine. Motherfucker. And the caseo is actually better in Austin, and that is

in Brooklyn, And that's a flaw in the franchising. Make it like cheesecake factory. Make it the same everywhere across the fucking world. I do love your pre show pre content. That's fun, that's great. Um And if you, if you, if anyone works at Alamo, I really love Alamo Drafthouse. But the little the this the service motif of discourrying across the fucking theater, You're only drawing more attention to yourself.

Like I said, Alamo Drafthouse, just chill out, Just make it chill, okay, because right now I'm walking in and about, I'm about to see Avengers, and you're making the whole experience even more jittery for me. And I don't like that. I don't think Sonny Almo Drafthouse and that's why I

get it up for run. Thank you. I do have to say the one thing about Alamo's menu is I ordered a salad along with a lot of other ships, so please don't but like it is a not a good food to eat during the movie with no table really in front of you. And then I started eating it right as they were like, don't make any noise, and I was like, it's a salad, salad. It was just Also, I think you need to look at a salad when you're eating it, and you can't just like it's it's I had like leaves all over me a

salad Alamo Drafthouse. That this is a rule of culture, rule culture number A salad Alamo Drafthouse is a diner lobster. It is just if you go into the house, you've agreed walking through the door of no vegetables. I just feel like I'm gonna Bone had the best order. I think I had a very stone order. Bone got a giant milkshake okay so and a pizza damn. And I was so, I was like I watched you order all that and I was like, Boonen is going too far? So much. One during endgame and not a peep, not

a peep. Ask you when when you when you ship? Did you lift up? You know, because actually haven't shot yet since I don't think you will when I don't think you will ever again after that, just to be a big bees or that's going to come out of my asshole later. Okay, this is Joe Kim Boosters. I don't think so, honey. I think do we have we have something? Yeah, a little nervous about this one. Okay, we'll see. This is Joelkim Boosters. I don't think so many as time starts now, I don't think so, honey.

The comedy on Game of Thrones, okay, the same Game of Browns. Do you need to understand what we come to your show for? And that is Dragon's name, drogon, not comedy bits featuring breast milk. Okay, like I don't need it. I do not understand why a character needs to button a scene by saying I get I will have that drink. Like it's an episode of Signfelt you know, no worst yet It's not even that good. It's like fucking Frasier, which actually is a very good show. I

took that back as well. He's like a big bang theory. Oh, I'm so sorry it's Chuck Glauria. I love him as well. This is the thing they've gotten so brazen in these later seasons, with these comedy beats. They're sneaking them in And I get if people are like, but we need levity, we need levity, bitch, you got four episodes left to wrap this ship up. I do not have the time to watch a comedy bait, okay. I want to see battles. I want to see people dying. I want to see

tearful goodbyes. I want to see incest ONNY Okay, give it to me. I don't think so, honey, comedy on Game of Thrown. And that's one manus. Yes, so right. That's how I felt about Avengers too. And this I was like, Chris Hamsworth is given a primarily comedic role in this movie, and it is tough, not not everyone is Robert Downey jun and everyone can deliver a punch. Yeah.

The thing is just like, about halfway through the movie, I was like, maybe Chris Emsworth is a comedian um, and then about two thirds of the way through it is like he's not a comedian. A mileage may very It really does like you're like, I've had enough. You can't do everything. You can't do sketch, improv, stand up and marvel. If you are that guy, you don't get to look like that and do all the things. Right. What's that? Yeah? Donald Glover is the exception and he's

sort of a spider man. But that's that. That's okay, alright, Um, Chris, okay, this is Chris Reds. I don't think so, honey. Are you ready? And as time starts now, I don't think so, honey. What have to deal with all these fucking walking commercials outside in Austin texts? These people who are just like spam walking up to you. I don't like being walked up to and sank, dude, do do do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do you have time for the environment? Do you have

time for classes? Stir? You were off note? Your voice sucks? Focus up, My head hurts, Nick, Stop talking to me. I'm just trying to walk with my friends. Also, what is the deal with this confederacy argument on Twitter? Why people act like they can't read history books? I know that's a little dark. I should have started with that first, and then we went to the guys over. There's the deal with me. Want to talk about really important things

only so much time. That's what I usually do at parties so I can plan my exit as soon as I walk in. I'm like, I'm gonna get to that, Nacho. Did you know what I'm saying? And what's it doing with? Motherfucker's talking so close in the morning? You know. I hate when people are talking to me on an airplane. They're like, Yo, what you're here for? Nig a flight? That's what we're all here? Five said eight and B it's a transaction, sir. When you asked me dumb ask questions.

It's seven thirty. I'm super high and I can't sit down. And that's the one three topic. I don't think so. I think we've only Luke did too. I think he was the first to do to you. I had to because that Confederacy thing wasn't I didn't have enough time to give you all of context. But it might even for first it was people. They're very annoying out there.

Do you don't know what I'm talking about? During these green or orange shirts and they walk up to you like you have One guy was like, hey, you know my friend. Damn, I'm like, no, Nikka, and then he's like, he's right here on this clipboard. Fun kind of hook is that? Who does that work? On such a gross I really wanted us all to gas like Chris and be like, no, what are you talking about, Chris? That's

not a thing that happens in this city. And then I would walk us all outside like a like a like a science project where you have the fun teachers, like, come on outside, y'all, and we would all circle around this person. I haven't seen these people. I feel like you guys are all gaslighting me into thinking that they exist. Um, we did, we did that, We did talking about this the confederacy argument on Twitter. I think it's just because

Trump wouldn't just dug into the Charlotte spell stuff. Yeah, you just kind of And then people were just I was on a wormhole today, so that was my fault. And there you go. And oh and then close talker. So it was three, but it was a beautiful, graceful three Peah. It really was like they were all full thoughts, bull thoughts one more time for Chris. Wow, Chris, thanks so much for joining us so much fun. Um, I

mean you'll see every week on SNL. Three more shows y'all this season and um, thank you so much for coming to our show, our recording. Please come tomorrow night at eight pm at Palm Duran six. Thank you and give it up one more time for Joel Can Booster give it up my dog stop stop stop, Good night Forever. This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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