"White" (w/ Cole Escola)

got to that he is. So this is the thing, And this might not make sense to you because he might fit into a certain mental model of what you might like. You're a bit truly, that was so bland. You think so bland, even just physically. It's like like there's a more interesting version of this somewhere else. I think you're definitely right, although I will say me as a Long Island I get it is at it. I am who I am type person. There is no way I'm going to see someone like that and my body

at least not respond. But here's what my mind says, absolutely not okay, Grecac. He's very harmful to the community, and we're here to announce that on most culture restas right now, for the very first time, you're hearing from us. If you were on the fence about Aaron Shock, it's time to jump over that fence time, which is what happens with the fence. You have to jump over it because at this point we're here to say Aaron Shock

is harmful to the community. Aaron Shock is canceled. It's actually all of culture number four, Aaron Shock is canceled right here and now, I mean, there's just a lot more to there's a lot more to talk about with Aaron. We don't we we cannot get into it. Well, can we just say that we turned a corner? What you

and I? You and I because you texted me and you said, oh MG, you were following Aaron Shock on instead because somebody, an alleged fan, screenshotted and the fact that I was and I did not remember that I was following on Instagram. Actually, and this person, if they're listening, and I have no problem putting them on blast, I'm not going to name them, but that was kind of shitty. That was kind of shifty. You should not have screenshot at it to what rubbing Matt's face that he did

this shitty thing. That didn't make me feel good. It didn't and Honestly, it didn't make me even I was like, oh no, well, because then it's like, what are you trying to do. You're trying to trying to make me look bad? Like you know, I mean, the only thing I said was on Twitter at least, was just all caps. Matt, and I text you, were you really following Aaron chuck

On instead? Truly, it must have been one of those things where it's like you follow someone because they are a car wreck, or you followed for someone because honestly, maybe I don't know, maybe it was just a thing like he made my dick move once and I followed him. I follow a lot of people have no brain And there you go and bitch, thank you for running up to that, because if you were deflecting it and saying it was for some other bullshit reason, then I would

be like, well, I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna I have a penis, a working gay penis. I have a penis. It works that it's it responds to simula and yeah, and oftentimes that stimuli can be a toxic sname. Yes in the ground, I guess what's in that working gay penis of yours? Cartilage? Honey, and blood vessels. Now and it gets hard. Now I'm very upset. And when you think about Aaron Shock, the cartilage fills with blood. Never again.

Now I associated him with only evil trauma. Trauma, now I associated with the One thing I will say about Aaron Shock is that one thing BONE will say. It just it disappoints me that he gets to live in West Hollywood and be completely protected and like not have to like I'm sure if he walks the street. Honestly, if he walks the streets, no one would no one would do any well, no one would notice because he

looks like everyone else's And that's what I say. And and also we I've actually think it opens up an interesting conversation about why when someone has abs, we let them get away with everything everything. Truly, if he didn't look as hot as he looks, we it wouldn't even be a question. This is the thing. If I had abs, I would be ruling emperor the world. You would be emperor, would be the emperor palpatine status, because I do believe that you'd be evil. I think you are six abs

away from being a very cruel person. I really do. And you're white. I agree, and I'm too, and I'm white. That's another thing about you. You are a white bitch who's six abs away from being a very cruel dictator, and not unlike Emperor Palpatine herself famously Emperor Palpatine, remember famously Emperor Palpatine had under that role. But he was so fucking hot palp that, Oh my god, imagine just him being cut dracked as how then he reveals his

fucking washboard. You can wash a board on those as And now, speaking of speaking of good bodies, our guests, our guests, no, I can I just tell you, yes, I just saw our guests. I always love seeing our guest perform. And when I heard that he was performing in Los Angeles, I was very upset because I did

not have a ticket because it was sold off. Then our buddy Sarah Schneider had an extra ticket, and I hopped on that train and I went all I wrote it all the way to the show, and there you go, and there it was Cola Scola performing unbelievably well and funny, funny bitch, it's breaking news, breaking news, col Scola, funny, not staying very long, this is not what and the soothing voice and well I thought I've been on this podcast before, but I thought that this was a a

front one because I thought, like, well, they wouldn't ask me on the same thing twice. No, but this is exactly what it was before. Why I didn't want to come back. No, the last time you came on here. First of all, okay, welcome into your ears. Is the last time you came here. You were about to go on a date? I believe. Do you remember this guy? You don't remember the date? Remember what I was wearing? You were wearing a red corduroy jack and I almost were it again? It was red um but with a

black corduroy. Oh that's what it was. Yes, red and canvas, black corduroy. Yes, canvas actually iconically remember this iconic? And I like what you're wearing right now very much. And I often, in fact, almost a percent of the time, really like what you're wearing. Thanks, I hate it. And now, Cole, I'm gonna ask you the question I always asked you, how are you doing? I'm okay, And that's honestly a second time guest. The question we always asked them is

how are you doing? How are you doing? But but no, but that's just me assist, giving an assist to cold to answer the way he always answers, which is I'm okay, I'm okay, okay. Yeah, it's like it's just occurring to me. Yeah, yeah, better better, better, better, Um, Cole, I want to talk to Something you said to me has really reverberated in my head. For I don't think you're an idiot, but I don't think. I don't think. I wish. Don't let that go. It was coming from a place I was hungry.

I was angry. I never heard of that angry. I needed to absolve you of the whatever guilt you were carrying you. Thank you you. I think you said to me the year of destination hook ups. Let's talk about this, okay. Yeah, I want to know, okay, because I think I might. I might do something like this eventually, probably very soon. I might literally go to a city just to hook up with someone. I Yeah, wow, that's what I did. I did that once in January. I went to was

so high. Yes, rented an airbnb? Um? Was it worth it? Sure? Sure? What was what was like? Yes? I don't regret it. It wasn't like life changing. I've done it again and I just got back from London in Paris. Yes, umm, oh and we're there and there there there, there are people there. Well I um I paid for tender gold. Yes, so you can plan ahead, so that you can plan ahead, and um I knew I was going to go to London to see all about Eve on the West End? Who was in that? Look. I had a good year

last year. I've made some money. I can talk about it, so let's end the stigma. Unwell, you have, you have your creature comforts, and God forbid you have your creature comfort. So I burn money. I don't know how. I never learned, you know, boards and it's not your responsibility, right, someone else's son in my business. It's none of my business. My finances are none of my business. Okay, you're right, You're actually right. Did you plan ahead and successfully execute

hookups in London and Paris? I planned well. Another thing that I'm trying to do this year is just like really intense, um but brief love affairs, yes, you know, because I don't want a relationship. I don't. Doesn't that flatten out everything? Though? Like doesn't that like isn't there like no texture to any sort of intimacy anywhere. That's like people like I literally did the exercise of listing all the guys that I have or will very soon hook up with, and it just I kind of felt.

I was like, oh, but I'm looking at these names and this means nothing to me. Well, they're all Ryan's Ryan Ryan Ryan of different of different races, and but they're all Ryans of different races. But now I look at I look at this list and I'm just like, oh, this is just like it's it's like, this doesn't feel send anymore, or it just feels like it feels like they're meaning it'll it'll blends together, but it all blends together. See that's that I too have a list, and I

read a list is so disgusted. We are three piglets. We are truly three winking piglets in the barn. That's where we are right now, in the filthy, muddy barn of sex. Okay, men make me sick, gay man, it's dark. Gay culture is dark, diss Aaron, shocking of us. So you were saying you when I read the list of people, what are their names? Mostly their names are mostly Jaden. Honestly, there is I think there is like a prevailing name. I think Alex, I think I've a lot of Ryan.

I know I should I go to the list. Yeah, let's bring it up. Well whatever, that's so many people. Yeah, I can't see it now. That's the list of the US presidents of only nine Um, miss you Jimmy anyway. Now, what I'm saying is when I when I read the list, everyone a memory. Everyone a beautiful memory, like a gorgeous scrap book. And I think I read each name slowly too,

so I can remember our romantic times. Because I think that what Cole is saying with your affairs is you want to have intense, passionate weekend like experience, or or like even like a month long if we're in the same city. But I picked some. I just had one in London and then I knew that, um, and then I was like, we were talking for like three weeks on tender and then what's app And then I met up with him and I thought, if it goes well,

then I'll take him to Paris. Oh and how he made it to Wow, he went with a parent questions that bothered him. So that's a Jimmy Buffett song. Yeah, No, it's not. I thought you were making that out. Would you like to wager a bet? I know I wouldn't put your phone away. There's so many dangerous things on my phone at my fuck list. Jimmy Buffett songs up plenty with all four of his fingers. Of my favor it's a picture of Aaron Shock giving a shitty hair

and job of Coachella. It's my background on my phone. You know why I don't find him attractive? Why the picture quality? It's very it's very warm. It's like it's not even pixel razor. It's yes, it's very razor like pictures I took of myself on my razor when I was in good shape. It's that, and it's like it's been repost it's been screenshot and posted so many times, and there's there's that pettina on it where it shop on the news is on the photos. Yeah, I get

what you're saying. Yeah, quality, I often feel yes, yeah, Well, I don't know. The thing is like, he did take a lot of professional photos back in the day when he was in Congress, of himself on the cover of like Men's Fitness and that ship. So this is really it's really not even the gay community's fault. It's the fucking straight community's thirsty asphalt because they put them on the magazines and they put them on the map, and you know they're the ones who voted him into office. Yeah,

so really it's it's once again we can blame the straits. Well, well, letting ourselves off a little too, especially yourself, especially we we're not ready, Yeah, and we can't. We're not the ones to You have to. You need to talk to your sister. Well, but you told me, you know what Boone said to me, the words he said, he said, I don't know, examine it, examine and yeah, because yeah, you literally treat me like I'm subhuman when whenever it

comes up that I smoke cigarettes and you're just like you. Fully, these are two completely different things. Like shock, Like following Aaron Shock on Instagram is not going to kill it. Ending white supremacy and gay culture is actually more destructive than me smoking a cigarette. You know what's even grosser than what you're saying, the fact that fucking listeners are going to agree with every word that you say because they want you to win and me to lose. And

that's ridiculous and it's you know what, You're white. And that's the fucking most disgusting thing about all this is that you are a white man. You're a white person, and you masquerade, you continue the charade, and you smoke cigarettes and it's disgusting and it often results in bad breath like many cigarette. Fact that you use white as an insult at Bowen thing because I know it's the one thing I could say to him that could truly

hurt him that I can't nothing. There's nothing worse that could happen to bow Then he wakes up tomorrow, looks in the mirror and looks into a white face. If you saw a white man in the mirror, you would be destroyed. What is going on that you're so Drunk's changed you? I did have a bourbon bloody mirror. We had a we had a brunch to where I had a nice blood sweet chick. If you're listening, sweet chick, thank you, sweet chick. So here's something we can kick around. Okay,

what about hot waiters? And and do you remember they're everywhere when we I think you still live in this area. But when I lived in Parkslo near you, we went to that diner that one time, and there was that one waiter. Yeah, yeah, I do the one because he would always Yes, we were where were we It was Daisy's diner. Diner, Yeah, yeah, we must have been doing the same show or something. And then went to it. Yeah it was. We went to a party dancing. Yes, No,

it wasn't the underwear party under the key food. I've never been to one of that. That's but that's a sex party. It is a sex party. Last night someone invited me to it. I was like, thank you. Yeah, it wasn't. Um, it's just not it's just people having sex, right, which is I thought it would be more exciting than it was. But it's just a little like they fucking yeah, and you know what, you know what the interesting thing about sex is it's not that interesting. It's in fact,

my theory about sex. Wait you sit down, everyone, everyone, sit down, Ounce it down everything you guys, you guys waiting in the door, coming into down, Just get a spot on the ground. That right there. Emma, you just stood up, sit down. You can move that. Yeah. God, Okay, there's my theory about sex. Okay. It's weird and gross and it's strange that we do it. It is we are all little bags of meat and slapping together, and

it is insane that we do it. And recently I hooked up with someone and then two days later we hung out and he said, isn't it weird sex? And I was like yes. He's like, isn't it weird that we're not laughing the whole time it's happening? And I'm like, yes, it is. Sexis psycho psycho. It's holes and poop and blood. Well, that's why I don't get it. It's sweat, it's tears, but it's it's crime. It's pretty crime. It's blood, it's prime and holes in poop and blood and sweat. I

ultimately death, ultimately, ultimately death. I call it that. In France, you know they do it's called Lippatimore a little death because every time you come you die a little Yeah. Oh my god, that's a beautiful lyric, I think. But that's why I find it insane that people don't like to talk during it. Oh yeah, I like dirty talk, like you like that, bitch like that? Like, oh do you like the way that tastes shouldn't get you anything else? Still working on that bit? Water are more cock, bitch?

How are you doing, bitch? How's everything tasting better? Bitch? How's everything tasting someone someone's hungry? Bitch? I are you very verbal? Yes? We talked about this yesterday. We spoke about it yes today. And so now that we're talking, now that you're saying this thing, yeah, you and this person saying it's so funny that we don't laugh during the whole thing, Like, Yeah, there's got to be something where you just just remain human. Yeah, and you don't

be completely blinded by hormones. My life, I always I have two jokes when I'm done having sex. Oh no, do you want to say them now? Okay, because then they're not going to feel fresh when you do. Well, I know, but I'm either going to keep doing them or I'll come up with new ones exactly. And that's that's that's a writer. And and that's a writer, you know, because I'm pushing by by telling them here, I'm pushing my stuff to come up with the first one is

immediately after I come, I say, get out. And then my other one, my other one is immediately after one of us or both of us come, I I go, what is this stuff? Before? What is this? What is this? Stuff those even though even though you shared it with the world and shared it out, you cannot retire to them, they thank you, thank you. Oh my god, cannon can Actually it's cannon over. Stop. No, Cannon is not over. Okay, I'm just worried. That's how much we respect you. You

said cannon in a mocking way. And there's Bowen, white as stupid, Bowen being like, we have to retire Cannon. No, I appreciate it. I don't want to be behind the times. You know, I'm seventy one. Are you seventy two? Next week? And it's happy early birthday? Thank you. Imagine imagine if a Taurus. I know that I wouldn't take Hitler was a Taurus. Actually is today is no Yesterday? Birthday? God he shares a weekend with Christ. Oh wait, this is coming out at a different time for the listeners this.

We're recording this on Easter Sunday. I, well, what are you going to say? Because I had a point with the Okay, you make your point. I was going to shift gears. Okay, ready, here's what we're gonna say. I'll say what I want to talk about. Bow and say, what do you want to talk about and then everyone

in the room will vote on which one will discuss. Okay, okay, and Emma, you were, you were, You're gonna you're gonna be a deciding factor, adding you as a fourth person in the yes even to make it okay, so bow and present your topic. My my topic was not a topic. It was more of a line. It was more of a prompt to ask, to ask both of you actually and just to have a roundtable discussion about what what

the protocols are. Like Let's say, like, oh, I do tender goold, I taped the plane icon, I changed my location of the city, get my likes and see who liked me and swiped right on me, and then and then and then set my traps because now I'm developing these little these little like you've got to be honest yes and say like that you're that you're not yes, of course, or if you want to, if you don't want to seem desperate, you can say like, oh I was just there, but I'm coming back totally totally okay.

So that that was my little prompt for all of us, just just just to talk about about that a process, to have a process conversation, and I wanted to talk about because Sweet Check had hot waiters, and I wanted to say, I have ever left your number for a waiter, and then that's the waiter. I've never the waiter never got back to me that I have left my number. I've left my number two and no, I've never sucked

the waiter. But it's it's resulted in some texts that I think, like could have gotten to a place like there used to be this bartender that worked at Joe's Pub who worked in the back in the in the Joe's Pub, like like the theater space, and he was the hottest person in the world. And he's the only person with a little ponytail I've ever been in track

That was Aaron shot. You're discussing, I'm disgusting, harmful, harmful. Wait, but so but you texted with him that, Yes, he texted me and he was like, Hey, this is so and so you're a bartender. We should um meet up cutie winky face, which had to meet that's as good a sex because that's the validation, you know, And I probably did come to it thinking about it, Yeah, which is you know, wow, I mean, we're this is the true flattening the desire of desire with we're equating the

chase to sex. You know, that's let's talk about that so far. Yeah, I think that wins. No, it doesn't. I don't think we need to vote such a dumb studio intellectual conversation that I don't want to the flattening of desire, although but I know I actually I am happy to talk about it because I truly feel numbed. I feel numb to meeting guys and having sex with them. Now you feel numb to it, not meeting them, not that I'm just taking it. And it's not about me.

It's not it's not a volume thing. It's not about me, like literally not even having that much. It's just like it all doesn't No, one's nothing standing out. I don't know. It's because you haven't done it with the right people. And I think you could actually take a note from Cole's book and I Think You, which is coming out this fall, yes, called how Do I Do It? At seventy two, How Do I Do It? A novel with a forward from novel from Margaret She's doing the four word.

I don't. I don't love how novels have four words, you are white stock. Now wait what were I think that you are doing the right thing by romanticizing things and making them feel meaningful. Yes, but that's so much. I mean it's a full time job, full time, it really is. I haven't made money in seven months, but I've had a lot of encounters, beautiful encounters, beautiful. He's wealthy, wealthy, wealthy in romantic affairs. It's actually really no. But I

know what you're saying. And you want to have these like fun before sunrise dates, yes, where you just walk around a town. Yeah, I mean yeah, it's not you know, I mean I take big swings and sometimes they really miss. Yes, Okay, let's talk about the mis says yeah, because the misses are Yeah. I think that you need to, I guess humanize yourself for the listen. Who think of you right now?

Is this someone who's a god who goes to you know, like Paris, who has a vetting process in London for Paris trip And I'm sorry, but can afford tinder goold which is thousands of dollars? He had a good year last year. I had a good year. What can I say? Look,

I'm not ashamed. Okay, we need to de stigmatize. Am the one person and I don't you know what's funny is that, Like when I first started being able to pay my rent without worrying about it, Yeah, one of my first thoughts was like, oh no, I'm part of the problem now because I could pay my rent. I was so like fucked up by everything that I was like, wow, I I'm the one percent. Yeah, I don't pay my rent.

That thought ran through my mind literally on the uber on the way here, I was like, who am I a soon as as soon as they paid off my credit card after years and thousands of dollars, I was just like, well, I'm a monster. Yeah you are? I know, no struggle. Yeah, Like, look, George W. Bush was not a bad president. All of a sudden, I'm like, fiscally, fiscally, I am conservative because look, it's been poor. Okay, I know what it's like. I don't want to go back there.

You look down in your hand and you're so white that you can see through your hands. You're becoming a ghost rice paper. Honestly. Wait, okay, so talk about the failures. So just subscribe a time when you took a big swing and who want to well, well, just like not being able to stand the person by like you know, our too, and then being stuck with them for a few days. Wow, isn't it painful? We have wonderful sex with a person and they're bad in their heart. They

have a bad heart. When I sucked John McCain, I because the chemistry was there. There was never a question about we loved Arizona. We love cactus growers, cactus cactus growers. The two of you, you know, we both care about Megan the same amount, which is not at all. That would be so funny if it came out and like the tabloids that Megan McCain's adoration for her father was completely one side his diaries came out like, dear Diary,

it's me John McCain. This is good. I don't know how to say this, but I don't love my daughter. It's weird. I was not having a daughter. Would I should love her? Right? I should love my kids? Can't find her. There's something about her anyway. I had a dream that my house was on fire and she was in it, and all I could think was, oh no, my house and the papers within the house, so many papers burning, and also my daughter and I thought of the papers. God, I hope she's okay Columbia. Now did

she go to Columbia? She did. She actually talked about her frequently, and that makes her a real New Yorker. You know, I have such a complicated relationship with Megan McCain. And why and why and why? Why do I try so hard? It should be open and shut? She sucks by Yeah, do we think she sucks? Yes? Yeah, I don't. I don't even want to open the book. Don't open the books. It's not even open shut. We need to just leave it. Bind, bind every side, honey, I bind you,

Nancy from doing harm to yourself. What is that? It's from the Craft? I think Romeo and Juliet. No craft, she was thinking, Wait, have you gone your whole life thinking the craft is Romano and Julie? Yes, I think I love Shakespeare. I love when that one girl starts losing her hair. Ben Stiller's Wife's wife, Christine Taylor, Oh my god, wait, Ben Stiller is in phase two right now?

What does that mean? She's directing? Now? She escaped that Patricia Arquette vehicle, which, by the way, you should see trying to Ben Steller Christie Taylor, no Ben Stiller, a ben Stiller, I call her, I call him she yeh. But but did you did you see Escape at an Amora? Because I feel Patricia and Escape at Animora could provide you with great inspiration. Is it good? Is she good? She is good? The thing she's she won't almost every award,

Like she is in a shitty wig. They made her skin look bad and she has she has sex with Benicio del Toro, like and it's it's this moment where like there's a crazy scene and Escape at Anamora, which everyone argues, Everyone argues whether or not this is good acting or bad acting from bene Ceo del Toro. So they so so Patricia Arquette and Benicio Deltor have like an interaction sexually, romantically, etcetera. And then he says to her,

don't tell anybody, it's bad. It's bad. Active he says it like that, and then he leaves and I swear to God it is the and she just like sits with it and it ends the episode there. It ends on like four seconds of her face like not understanding what the funk that was. And I actually think it is a genius choice. It is so bizarre that you're but it's so scary that it's like, no, I wouldn't tell anyone after that, you're crazy. Nothing in human behavior

says do this. But something happened in the chemical artistic collaboration between Benicio del Toro and ben Still and receiving. Don't anybody and you are you don't know what to do with the viewer? How did you feel me doing that to you right now? I almost left? Both times I almost left. I was hot. That was hot? Well it is, yeah, it's warm. It is really warm, and it's Easter Sunday. Easter Sunday. Can you believe that choice?

That's crazy? I have to I have to watch it. Now, you have to watch it, Coole, I think you have to watch. I feel like it's bad. I feel like beneath the Deltur is a bad actor. He's an Oscar winning actor. And then I feel like it was like Jennifer Hudson and so Jennifer has and it got to editing, and then benn was just like, let's just let's just end it. We can't, we can't address this. I don't know.

Um that's to me. It was like, it's so funny because it's there's a clip fun on YouTube and you can read the comments and every other comment as a different take. It's like this is insane, and then one is like this is brilliant, so unsettling, so amazingly amazing character choice. The next one is like, what are you fucking talking about? This is crazy. The next one is like, wow, this scared me for weeks. Couldn't believe it. It's honestly, it is so polarizing, and let's just say it made

it to this podcast. Speaking of comments sections, do you ever read the comments on porn videos? I love a sincere paragraph on a porn video that's like, this is what I love. Two beautiful men just enjoying each other's touch. I once had a friend very much like the blonde young man in this video and like just going on and on. It's one of my favorite things. Yeah. Oh, one that I came across recently was wow, the sounds at that bottom makes that's how a bottom should man.

You can tell he's enjoying it. Yeah, I love, I love, I love you can tell the bottom is in enjoying it. That's a frequent comment which is like, so often the bottom it's just not enjoying it. You know, well, they probably aren't even when it seems like they are, because porn shoots seem like hell they seem like hell yeah. I um, I wonder that sometimes, you know, sometimes like I'll often like I don't know something about do you ever watch straight porn? Straight porn? Straight porn? Why does

that sound familiar? Straight porn? I do? Sometimes I love to watch straight porn, okay, and then like, I don't know, I feel weird after working. Okay, this is like sort of like um in the kids are all right, but reverse there was I watched this one porn sometimes, which is um, it's this girl and her step there in one of those bedrooms and like they're they're separated, they're they're in two different beds in the same bedroom, and she's like, don't come over here. You're my stepbrother, so

don't you can't. And then basically she's just like she she looks over and he's like jacking off, and she's like, what are you doing? You have to stop, and he's like, come on, let me sup with you. She was fine, you can, and then he comes over and she's like you can touch meat my pussy and then he reaches over and like starts figuring it. She's like, yeah, that's

the way, and then like basically like it escalates. Okay, fine, you can lay on top of me, but only a little, and then like he does, and then its to the point where it's so fu horny and hot and she's like, I can't help it. Oh, and she takes him and pulls him into her and they proceed to have twenty six minutes of the most passionate step. Right. It's something about it, Like I was like, honestly, I wish I could just decide I've had enough and just pull someone

into me. But like you can't do that as a and you can lust your butt holes ready at all times. Yeah, that's oh, I know what you mean. Um, I think, Matt, you you have to do some performance piece where you play you do a straight porn and you play both, you play both that side. I would be really good at that. That was like, Um, Mike, where are you from? Mike Tampa? That was just shocked at your straight girl. The girl honestly, come over here, come over here right now.

I'm your half sister from my mom related by blood. Stop you're my real brother. Don't come over here. You're my real brother by blood. So if you fuck me, it will be bad. With my legs wide open, it will be so bad, and I'll be mad. I can't describe how furious I'll be if you fuck meet Daniel. That's what I love. You can tell they're a really brother and sister, just enjoying exploring sexuality, similar experience. That's beautiful.

Oh you know, it's actually have fun like this is what's a fun language learning tool is that I have gone down this rabbit hole of Chinese porn, gay Chinese porn. It's great love seeing myself represented and then porn and porn um to close my eyes. Um. And it's fun to read the comments section and be like, oh, what do they saying? Oh? Learning learning, you mean are they in no? No? And there and then commenting like even porn habits, Like the comments are in Chinese, what are

they saying? They're like, that's what I love, Star, They're just as gross. They're actually, um, yeah, they're just as gross. But it's just it's just interesting to see the terminology change but the concepts still remain the same, where it's like wow, that zero bottom that zero is really good with that one top zero and then if you're verse your point five, and then it's like, oh my god, this is the beautiful thing. It's fully on a spectrum. Someone will be like, I'm a point seven, Like I'm

more of a top than I am at bottom. What an efficient way of doing and what an easy way to ascribe value to tops and take value away from bottom? And China, I don't think so, honey, China, who thing? You're absolutely not from there, you white bitch, good thing you your parents are obviously descendant from Sweden or something descendant from Sweden. Yeah, that's exactly what I said. Just said, white yeah, white, yeah you white yeah, white nice one

white insane. Well listen, well, listen. We we have on our hands here a wealth of material for for the children really that listen to this because we know and now I've even more self conscious because we had some true teens come to our shows around the country and then they say often they'll ask their parents about the content of what we discuss. Like sometimes it'll be like, hey, mom, what's the movie? Um, you know ghosts? What's ghost Can

you describe ghosts? Yes? And now it's going to be like, hey, mom, what is it when a stepbrother fox his sister und? Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah? Is it legal? Do you watch porn? Mom? My? God? Do you think parents watch porn? No? No, no, No one's parents watch porn. And if you acsolutely have child, you're not allowed. Yeah. Too busy, too busy, and they don't know how to watch it. I just don't believe for a second a parent would watch porn. It's just

too devastating to think that that would be true. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just can't believe it for one second. You know, didn't Kevin Spacey watch porn in American Beauty? Um, not to even mention him, well, because co star and betting and this is my kids are all right? Reference? Well, she and Julian Moore's character watched straight kids are all and the kids are all right. I think that a lot of people if we just came out about our porn preferences, a lot of stigma would be removed from

the world. Yeah, okay, Oh? Should we share key words? Should we share our key words? Key search terms? Terms? Might have been daddy a lot recently. I like watching somebody just like be older than the other person. Yeah, sometimes I like, yeah, a distinct age difference. Are there any white Yangs? I don't know, you gotta we're gonna Emma, what you looked that up? What if I took What if I had a stage name and I chose Yang is my last name Matt Yang Yang Yang otherwise known

as Matt yang Yang Bowen. What would my white name be something Bowen? My last name would be Bowen, Julie Bowie Bowen, famous white person, one of the most famous white people in Hollywood. Isn't she a Republican? Oh? Hard course she is. She and Tucker Carlston had like a fair way you hear about that. I mean, it's it's it's a rumor, but it's a pretty well sourced sourced rumor. I would say, and look, if she wants to sue

please um. I feel like she's that kind of person who would like back you into a corner at an event that was not for this type of conversation and wide eyed explained to you why Trump is good that and also when Modern Family first came out, she would like go on talk shows and like fully shoot on Sofia Vergara and like you do the accent and like be like a monster, and I'd be like, what the funk are you doing? I actually like really enjoyed Julie, But Julie Bowen as an actress. I like her as

an actress. I loved her in Weeds, I guess, but like she on Weeds and she got sucked by Hunter? What ya star? Why Why wasn't that met Weeds and spring Away? Spring Away? He was freaking hot. You saw his but you see every um what's that character's name, milk your you see every milk yours? But yeah, he was milk here right, he was milky yorga bore. I don't know the show. You don't know the show spring Away? Now,

it's fine. It was after my time, so I can't ask what if I asked you this question, would you know how to answer? What? Are you a hunting or an Ernst? No? I don't know what that means. Unshen is the toppy sort of like cream Away, the Bliss. This is a gay character character. Okay, he corners the Ernst who's like, oh, to give you an idea, Blake Daniel played Ernst on The Great White Way. We know to Ernst, who's Ben Moss wasn't Ernest in the in

the touring uh production. I love that. Yeah too, beautiful, beautiful. Let's drink to that. Cheers, cheers, cheers. I feel like we'll have coffees from different places. I forgot to say my search my I like like specific videos, like there's this one video of this um drunk straight French guy UM giving like his friend a hand job and he's like joking the whole time. UM, and it's like amateur you know, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, And I don't know why, but it's just like one of my

and I sent it to my UM. I have this good friend who we send each other porns that we think the other one might like. That's beautiful. And we also send each other guys on Tinder. You actually do that share function? Yeah, because the share function the person No, his name is Tebow really yeah, I would know immediately, but he lives here. Yeah, okay, okay, So is this someone you've hooked up with? Yeah? Yeah, we had like, um, it's a somewhat romantic friendship. Right. Yeah. How are you

with like managing money? Not very good? He says, it's not good and it's not my business. I said that. Are you someone who can do no strings attached. Uh, I don't know what that means. Like you hook up with your friend and you're like, that was fine, it was yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I got it. Yeah are you I am? I don't know. I've literally last night good friend of ours and it was just it was a nice little peck goodbye, and he would and he would.

I'm sure, what are you talking about, Joshua, Mr josh Sharp. Yeah, I knew you were, but it's because I know the boundaries. I know the thing on his end is like, okay, well that's he and Blake. He and Blake are in this beautiful relationship. And now here's the question I have for you. Since you were last here, there's no doubt been culture in your life that has affected you. So what do you even like? What do you want? What

do you do? What culture is affecting you now profoundly and influencing you as an artist, which you are a very good one. Do you watch television? Actually? I want to ask Cole this. I think Cole a difference that I've noticed in Cole's performance is that the costumes are getting very sophisticated and you're getting um oh, who's your friend who designs all your stuff Andrew. Yes, and he's a white Yeah, well he's half Yeah, he's half, so then he's a white Yang. There you go. Um, so

I mean gorgeous, gorgeous gorgeous costumes. Um? Is that was is? Has this been like a choice or like a direction you wanted to? This sounds like such a Yeah, I like, Um, I just like to have like I like to heighten, you know, I just love a heightened that Queen Elizabethan. Yeah yeah, and it was originally made for Katya. It was built on Katya because we're the same size. Really yeah. Yeah. And I couldn't be in l A where he was making it, and so he would send me all these

pictures of Katya wearing the Brian. Brian. Do you know we've only texted and and such and texted and such. Um, not like that, right, I think it could have potentially been like that, But oh my god, that's rude. You're being rude being you guys would be you guys would be cute together. They actually not looking for anything. I just I said that when I came in here, because anything I know and we choose, I think no one, I think no one. I really do think that I

will be single forever? Yeah, because I want to be? Yeah, you do, I do. Is it because of a hard relationship in your past? Hmmm? Partly? And I just don't. I don't know. Do you see yourself in long stretches of not monogamy, but of like intense intimacy with one person for a while? No? Wow, what's like? I want to I'm just not open to it. What's your upper bound on? Like? How like what's the max amount of time that you would want to date someone? A month

you said earlier? Maybe three months? Like? Yeah, I love that. Yeah. Do you think that is where we're all headed? Well? I think everyone wants different things, yes, And people are different and God loves everybody, and I think we should all just strive to care about each other and if we were, and I think be kind to each other. Thank you too, Happy Easter. Happy. I don't have any culture that I'm You're not absorbing anything. What do you do you? I really don't think I've watched anything since

nineteen thirty truly. I find that it is hard to sit and watch like, for example, like comedy shows, because I'm always like trying to do it. I don't want to like enjoy it, like you know, you know what I'm watching right now, which I'm really enjoying. I just started watching Shrill. Oh yeah, I really like it. That's on my list. Everything's on my list. That's the thing. Everything is on my list. But I appreciate something that's

that's not like listen the comedy. The comedy and this is like a very like real racist that was very it was racist to white people. So I apologize to the white person at the table. But when I'm so sorry, that's okay. Whole I do think movies because and I was gonna say, um, like I think, and this sounds so obnoxious and engross, but I think you should explore like French New Waves stuff, thank you, like a new

source of inspiration. Thank you God. Maybe imagine that Oh my god, it does just just to explore this thing as as inspiration to be the kind of person who's told you know what, I think you'd enjoy French New Waves. Yeah no, but I'm saying like no, truly, like it's it's in like it's in the it's in the whole sort of neighborhood of like things that like call is so versed in already, and it just doesn't seem like

it seems like a sensible extension of that. Oh, I went to um speaking, I went to Olivia, to Haveln's house in Paris. Oh my god, yeah, she still two years old? She suing? Is that an active? The next it was like dismiss And now there's the Supreme Court is all that's left, truly, and they haven't I don't think they've decided. They're probably going to be like, no, we won't hear this case, but they haven't said that yet.

I think that's true. Literal Supreme Court. Yes, Ruth Bader Ginsburg looking at Olivia to Haveln versus Ryan Murphy and watching and watching and watching, being like, She's like, I do want to sue his ass. Yeah, drag her drag. We have declared that they dragged. It was unfairly dragging. Olivia told no and then no. But imagine RBG watching that and being like, now I'm going to sue, right, yeah,

just for like wasting my time. Honestly, that would make Ryan Murphreys happy, because you know he's currently prepping America versus Kavanaugh. Like versus Kavanaugh is something that Ryan Murphy would do or or to have versus Ryan Murphy. Yes, or and so eventually are Ruther to Ginsberg versus Ryan Murphy. But the thing is for to go to Olivia, to Haveln's house in Paris. I just typed in uber destination Olivia to have land and it took it took me there.

So when you you got to go inside? No no, no, no no no, it was just like outside. And um, I mean I'm sure she was home because she's a hundred and two, she's not like out no, And there was a security guard in front. Wow, which makes me think I just wanted to be like near her for a minute. It is very very funny and entertaining to read her statements on her lawsuit, like yeah, I will be suing, yeah, and like I wonder if it's her lie.

It's almost sounds like it's probably her language, absolutely, because she still she speaks like that. Like there are interviews of her from like even ten years ago, and she's like, what a wonderful opportunity this is for me to sit down and speak to and it's like no, no, no, Like because she's a hundred over years old, she still thinks in terms of like one publicity she was in her thirties. Then yea, truly rely psychotic. It's psychotic. You shouldn't live past not. Yeah, I'm gonna so this is

a piece of culture that I do love. Is Catherine's Ada Jones's instagram. I'm no, she has a good instagram. And also did you see what she posted after Notre Dame? No, so basically like it was the Notre Dame and then like like interfaced over it was this woman with her head in her hands, like grieving and crying, and I have to pull up the caption. It's yeah, but she also she has like a home line casaz Ada Jones. Yep, that's her like home like um bed linens and like

just tacky, tacky stuff. And we can't we can't we have I'm gonna pull up this data Jones one. And then we absolutely cannot mention celebrity instagrams without mention. So this is the photo. You can see. It's a woman with her head in her hands and the Notre Dame in the background. The caption reads our Sacred Notre Dame heartbreaking, like just like two prayer hands. But this you have to go to this Instagram people because the woman with her head in her hands, the images insane. Now, I

don't know if you guys are aware. What did glen Clus do? She she went, this is one of the funniest things that has ever happened in life. I'm going to play it because it's just it's just too good. Okay, hello everyone. I'm sitting here on a cold and wendy night, and I'm thinking about Notre Dame, upsetting pictures of it burning and seventeen years ago, about that incredible building and at a time when it brought me a great comfort. And I think that's why I personally, I feel so

attached to that place. I was filming in in France May two thousand and two, and it was when all the headlines said that we're going to fall into a nuclear war because of the confrontation between India and Pakistan. So I went to Notre Dame and I wrote this afterwards, and I just wanted to share it with him. I went to Notre Dame Cathedral and that's when because she didn't know, and then she puts it video later and I have a bad Instagram and I read my whole thing.

I'll maybe try to time a little bit and put it on Instagram. How do you put it on yet? Yeah? She's the last. Her Instagram is the best, the best. I couldn't believe when she started. I went to Notre Dame and then cut her Instagram is better than any Best Actress nominated performance. Honestly, why an Oscar? You won? Ye? I bet she'll win with Sunset Boulevard the movie. Do you believe that this will happen, if Kats is going to happen? Yeah, all that. I just Glen's gotta win,

Glenn's gotta How did she feel when she lost? Like what went through Sad? I was like I loved Olivia Coleman, and I was you know, but I was like poor Glennie poort Glennie and also Olivia wonderful, but also was not was not you know, and that was not the lead performance in the film. Thank you. I mean that, that's what we were saying. And let's just say come and said you said that, Um, and here's the thing, Glenn and Sunset Boulevard, they better make it because you're right,

we're gonna get cats. And then then I thought to myself, when you said, well, we're gonna get Cats. We're gonna get Sunset Boulevard. And I thought, yeah, but Cats has like Taylor Swift in it, So what will we have to do to sex up Sunset Boulevard to get it made? Maybe modernize it. I think we could get us like a thing that likes like a modern thing. No, no, no, it's got to have that grand It's got to be silent movie starr because there's about right. We didn't need words,

we had faces. Yes, we didn't need wood and um. But it's it's also like was going to say, but my thing is, would they make like uh Andrew laid Weber stuff in that close proximity like Cats? I mean, like, how long do we have to wait until Cats is a hit? Yeah? I think it will be. Yeah, Taylor Swift is and I know, but we'll get it with like like two or three or four years later. I think we got it in two years. I think so too, because look, I mean she at the end of the day.

But it's not like we're getting Sondheim stuff after it into the woods, you know what I'm saying? Right, Well, that wasn't was that a hit? Maybe it was it was. I don't think Sondheim translates to films. I know, I thought I thought Into the Woods was good, but I just don't. I think musical theater is Todd was bad. The film. Yeah, that's so funny. I know it's an idiot. I hate her. I'm kidding, Mom, if you're listening, come back to life. I can't tell you how bad. I'll

tell you what I think. What what musicals I think work, like the big frothy ones like like Chicago, like the Spectacles, like Spray, Yeah, those work, Caine, Data Jones and but but like you know, complicated like musical musicals like that ship. That's not gonna work on Although you know what, would you know, what would make sense from Sondheim as a

as a filmic thing is um is it merrily? No? No? Yeah? Right, yeah yeah, Like if that would make sense where it's like you would it would be easier to just show that in an interesting way, not be bound by the structures of like theater. I don't know anyway, silly conversation. No, I don't think it is silly at all, because what we see now is a lot of the same, and I want to find a way to make this work. We need to find a way, and we need to

find a way to make Shakespeare work right. We love Shakespeare, huh. We love the part when they lift her body up in Romeo and Jude Liett. I love Romeo and Juliet. I think teen Suicide? You need more of that? Am more teen Suicide as entertainment? Do you think that it was irresponsible of Shakespeare to write that? Yes? Do you

think he's canceled? I think we are officially here to say we are sick and tired of these William Shakespeare gets to walk around West Hollywood protected, being a protected citizen. And why remember hot Shakespeare and Shakespeare in Love? Joseph findes, Oh, he was related to a handmaids tale? Now and he and Shakespeare in Love could very he was hot. I love hot people. I do. I I've just been into it. I've gotten into them lately. Now, what if he's a

hot per? We now, well, subjectively, he might be hot to some people but might not be to others. That's the Oh, no, Aaron Chalk is not hot. There you go hot or not? Dot com dot com? Okay, ready, And I was going to say the name of people, and we're going to say if they're hot. Everyone turned to Emma and go really hot, really good athlete, hot and a nice and a nice man, salty hole. Did you meet him? Yeah? I thought crazy warehouse. He went

to a warehouse party. He got to meet Gus and I have not I have yet to meet gusset Man and we love Matt and Matt and Guess are both at this party, and they were very nice. I bet they would be a joy. Have you guys had sex ever? Talking like a couple of fucking virgins? Okay, okay, next, next, next person? Can't I can't picture him. I have such a hard time remembering what men look like. He was Batman and Batman forever before George wait, before George Clooney,

but after Michael Keaton. See, I can remember Keaton, and I can remember any that middle I've seen Nicole Kidman. I see he wasn't doctor Chase Meridian, Chase Mad Doctor Chase Meridian. It's culture. That movie is insane with Chris O'donnald, who, by the way, is dead. He passed away this morning. He passed away this morning. Every when he was like the hottest, hottest, Yeah, yeah, I'm slapping my thighs I bet he has a hairy hole. You know, he doesn't fight me on it. I honestly, I bet the only

thing that is harry about him as his hole. I think otherwise he's completely Remember So when we went to that comic con thing, what was that flame Con? There was somebody there. One of the vendors had drawn up all these like hot, hot, hot like pictures of like be heroes. And I got so horny for these pictures that I bought a bunch of them. I know, I should have jacked off for I one or else I wouldn't have spent literally seventy on a picture of like

a night wing but with his chest showing. Um. But the pictures are amazing, they're beautiful pictures. Um, they're gorgeous pictures. Illustrations. The illustrations come on of course, and um but yeah, I should have come first. But there was one really good picture of Chris O'Donnell and he looked so hot and I was like, wow, he was hot. End of thought. Next always jerk off Christian and doesn't do it for me. I don't like the body transformations. It's too chaotic. Again,

I can't picture him. He really don't love his face. Can't. I don't like his face either, but the body is something else when it wants to be for me, It's all about face, all about face for me. Next one more? Yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah. I would like to like just put his legs behind his head and just leave the room and make you beg for it come back. The same of this episode is that he leaves a tease. I love to tease. I love edging. You're tearing up? Can I say I

want to give props? I want to give props because I actually think it's odd that we discussed me as my doing my performance before as the porn star actress and we haven't commended Bowen on his fabulous sketch The Actress starring Emma Stone that he co wrote with Julio Torres, and that was Did you see that? That was funny? I loved, I shared, I liked, I shared, Um, I was, I was. Yes. I feel that I feel that that

she could win an Emmy for that. I she literally I told you this, but she would do takes and then we would just like look at each other and be like, oh my god, yeah she's she's just she's really fucking talented. She deserves that, Oscar. Not that I ever called it into question before, but I was just like, oh, she didn't see La la land. But I loved her. She was fantastic in the Favor and I love the Favorite. The best performance in the Favorite, I really do. I

think she's the protagonist. She is the protagonist, and I thought she gave the most difficult performance and the most like I gotta see, I gotta if. I truly a culture number forty one Emma Stone, who gave the best performance. Wow, um, you know the actresses was really fun um And it was just me and Julio just clockety clock in yeah. And it wasn't even like this thing of like, well where should this guy? And it was just like let's

just write it. Yeah. And then and then I was just like, oh, she should have a voice over throughout the whole thing that like talks like talks through her process. And then and then and then we're just like, let's call back the things that you friends the ben And that's if you haven't seen the actress yet, that s and L sketch, that bone and who you wrote, you should check it out. It will be linked with the episode as long as as well as the porn if you click the wrong one and s f W boo.

So it is time for I don't think so, honey, with our own coal, who has done this many times. He's been our amazing part of our lives shows in the past, and of course he's a veteran of the pod um and so we're gonna do. I don't think so, honey now. And I actually have something I thought of on the car right on the way here, which is important. It must be discussed. Okay, great, this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so. Tony's time starts now. I don't

think so, honey. Melcie Eraser. Here is the deal. When you think about the Spice Girls, you think about everyone else except Melsie, and that is disgusting. I don't think so, honey. If you think of the Spice Girls and the first thing you go to is Victoria Beckham. If Victoria Beckham is anonymous with the Spice Girls, I will eat my hat because she won't even go out there and tour with them. Now. Currently he's making her shoes, her brooches, her vests, her gowns. And I don't think so, honey.

I don't think so, honey, Ginger, Ginger left the group. If the first thing you think of when you think the Spice Girls is you see that union jack dress. Guess what, that union jack dress walked its ass out of the group and therefore should not be synonymous with the group. Melby, Guess what A twirl and a dance on Dancing with the Stars and some clack and clack in on America's got talent or whatever the fun she's on is not Spice Girls. And she had nowhere near

as good as a voice as Melsie. Baby Spice is just an image, honey. The singer and the voice of the Spice Girls was Melsie. Also, famously, never forget she had the most iconic song after which was I soun so you like a flower leaning to the sun. And if you don't know that, I don't think so. And that's one minute and eight seconds. Melsie does not get the credit she carried the Spice Girls. Very right, very true, very true. Wow, you can't even say anything, you can well,

I was in I was just in London. There was um the guy that I was with wanted we had breakfast at this cereal place and there was a wall that was wallpapered with the Spice Girls, and he goes, why isn't Melcie on there? And I looked, and she was and he just didn't see her, and I was and yeah, so it's real. She's she is invisible too. I think it's because she gave to cross your eyes a little She's a magic eye. You have to cross your eyes a little bit and then back up. Because

she gave a slightly homosexual energy. I think people were like, not her, so she was queer. She was a she was a queer icon. And I'm saying she wasn't, but like the image was. I was like, but she was, like, yeah, she was giving you something not feminine. Did you hear the t about how Ginger and Melby hooked up back in the day. Wait, Ginger and Meloby, by the way, scary, totally racist. Oh for her to be scary, she's scary. She has she has. My don't know, was something she

picked because she had a larger than life. No, none of them, none picked them. It was a music journalist who who assigned these names to them, and then they just adopted like, oh scary because because why because why? I can't even say why they can't ashamed. Al right, so this is Bowen Yanks. I don't think so, honey, and his time will begin now. I don't think so, honey, my foreskin, I am finally over you. I used to where you as a badge of pride, but now you're

just getting in my goddamn way, you know what. And while we're at my balls, you're blocking my taint, honey. And I like my taint. I happened, It's one of my favorite parts of my body and my balls. I don't know about you. It kind of feels like you're dead weight, honey, honey. And my scrolled um, Oh my god, you are? You hitched too much? Sometimes? And sometimes I get scared about what's what's going on down there. Everything's fine, I'm being tested, but it's just there's just a lot

of business going on down there. And if it could all go, I and if you could all go, I would I would just do the surgery tomorrow. But my foreskin is just getting in the way. I start to feel self conscious about it. Now. Maybe I'll maybe I'll come back around on it soon, but right now I'm thinking, you gotta go. I don't think foreskin you're you're wrinkly, you're crazy, you're darker than the rest of my peanuts just one minute. Wow. Wow, you know you could get

that right snipped right. I don't think you should. I'm famously uncut as well. Okay, and am I sitting at a table with two uncut Yes? I think so. I think you are. I think you are never never never listeners. Right now, look around you. Okay, look to your left, look to your right. One of those people, statistically is uncut. One of those people. And now looking at ut and now it's on you to suck it. It's on you two sucks like that, Dick, Yes, absolutely, well, well with

that challenge. Well, my problem is I don't like when a lot of guys fetishize the foreskin and then they're like all over it, and I'm like, just treat it like, Just treat me like a regular regular Dick. Treat me like a regular boy. Treat me like a regular ball. That would be a really lapone. You You need to take like one hour and perfect a Patti Lapone impression, because you have it. I have the horrible and it's just it's something. Maybe it's the long Island thing because

she's also are getting into the process. Usually didn't to kneel down some some sort of character affect. I just think that's all it would take him, Yes, it would take yes, Yes, great, I agree. If someone else has done this already, cut me off and I'll start. I hate it when people do this, when they ask if

someone else done this? It doesn't matter, Okay, I really can Okay, Wow, listen, honey, as time starts now, I don't think so, honey, paper straw, my god, I you have to because if here's because if you don't drink it fast enough, that straw will dissolve. And look, I've got one right now, and now I can't get these last SIPs up. I would have better luck pouring this on my ball sack and sucking it out of the wrinkles in my balls than I would getting it out

of this cup with this fucking paper straw. You know what I mean? And and and and like, Okay, you you don't you want you care about the environment, You don't want animals to choke on plastic, But guess what you know? You care about sea creatures that much. Stop eating seafood. Stop, stop stop eating seafood. Okay, my water bottles. Give me a fucking plastic straw, Okay, I would please, And I still have seven seconds. And you know what, my dad, by the way, fought in Vietnam, and that's

one minute. Your dad didn't fight in viet We could have this, thank you. No, I was wast was like fighting Vietnam. Both of you are fucking dumb because you're white and your dad did not fight in Vietnam and fucking liars draft dodger white. Both are you stupid. I'm sitting here with two stupid uncutting people, stupid two uncuts in a cut. It's because my my foreskin isn't that isn't rang enough to be like pulled over and yanked on,

and so it just hurts. They tuck at it and they're like, oh, Jess, it's just stop tugging everyone, And that's really stop tugging. Maybe stop tugging. It's a good title about stupid uncut white white. Stupid uncut white, stupid uncut white. I mean, what an app this is? This is this was fun. I didn't like the last one, but this one I like the last one. You know, who cares. I'm nervous you were about to go on a date. I was you thought you think that that

was preoccupying you. No, no, you were nervous to do that this show, of course, and why because you guys are so rude. Were very rude. Everyone knows it, Everyone talks about it. We were two cuns last night at the show. You had fifty comedians. We were actually we overbooked it wildly. Well. All anyone could talk about backstage was like, were they that email is rude? Like he

looked at me weird? It was just Yeah. What we like to do is create a negative, toxic, potentially dangerous for many people in the community, and invite as many people as we can to share in that toxicity to everyone knows to feel bad, yea, and I think it work and it works. Okay, well I feel toxic and bad. I feel toxic and bad. But oh I love our guests so much. And you can find them on tindergoldind Gold, swipe right and call in for your chance for two

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