"Too Mischievous!" (w/ Blair Socci)

think so, honey. This is a head to head death match tournament competition, and Boone and I are going to be captain in two teams. We have an amazing blue ribbon panel. We're going to be really really very soon. It's gonna be very good. November seven, Coach War New York Comedy Festival. Tickets on Stone now and then it's back to basics, bitch. On November eighteenth, we're gonna bring our our third edition. I can't believe it's been three

times of I Don't Think so Honey live. Fifty comedians all kill get on the stage, You and the audience getting your laugh on, getting your gig, getting someone's phone number. I think a show is a really good place to meet someone because like they're having a good time, you don't have to talk about shared interest. You can talk about the show. It's happening right there. I don't know. I think it might be a good idea. So come as a single person or come with a new date.

But either way it comes to either show, we're both. We have cult Hore on November seven, then to your comedy festival and I don't think so Honey Live Brooklyn Podcast Festival November eight, Ding Dong Lost Culture Snack a snack Uru. We have several different snacks out in front of us today and let's say what they are please. We have a Pepperage Farm favorite but underrated Santa Cruz. It's a deep cut. It's oatmeal raisin, and honestly, I'm

gonna say something. Maybe it's because I'm not a cookie person, but I prefer oatmeal raisin over a chocolate chip. Bitch. I always prefer oatmeal raising. I know this. If I had it my way, chocolate chip will be bad. Yes, I feel that oatmeal raisin is the only cookie. Legalize oatmeal raisin. I don't want chocolate chip coming in thinking walking into the club thinking it's the ship. No oatmeal raisin is the unsung hero in Are you do you really believe this? Are you tickling me? I'm not? Why

would I didn't know this about you first? You didn't know this about me? Bitch for life, have been since since a young age. I think that connects us since. Okay, we talk about talk about the variety of this candy. Here we go. I mean, Eminem's a cultural institution. We've got Pretzel, We've got Crispy. What's the difference? Um, there

suttup and of course the classic milk chocolate Eminem. Now, I had the idea before we started to um empty out all the the the packages and put them on the table and do a little taste, and we we would go and pick from the Eminem's and we wouldn't know where we were getting a pretzel at Crispy or milk chocolate shapes give it away though, between the pretzel and the Crispy, it's like those were tough, but the

milk ones are just a little flat, flat discs. I guess you're right, I mean, I guess my plan wasn't so so where are we putting these eminems. There's no bold. No, we're not talking about a very big table here, guys. We're not talking about a very big thing. We're talking about a small table with three count of three people sitting at it. And you know that I'm at Rogers and you know that's bang. But who is the third person? Who could it be? Could it be one of our cheekeruys?

When I saw her tonight, I said, my Chicka, you did you did say that? HPJ twortling over there. HPJ got a some gorgeous pinot grigio from say the brand Reglatoto. It's a it's a Venetian, it's a pinot grigio. I'm going to look, I'm butchering my Italian. But this is a true, very dry it's very I was saying it's dry, which I like, and normally I don't like dry wines. Okay, speaking of Italy, famous Italian goddesses with us tonight, let's let's tell let's tell the guests who she is. Let's

talk about credits. You may be hearing this iconic voice um on the podcast how to Be a BEEFI lady, And this is an independent podcast there now this is this is untethered podcast. That means the podcast has the Sky's the limit, Sky's the limit and blares her own bom. Now you've seen her, not just heard her. You gave

away the name, you stupid bit. You've seen her, not just heard her on MTVS lady Like and you know, if you happen to be in Montreal in July, you might have caught her on stage as one of Just for Laughs is New Faces and the stand up category. She which some would say is the premier category, premiere category. She really, she's she's she's like, she's a good one.

She's a good one. And she just literally broke our hearts actually by saying that she was lying away and going to l a. But I'm happy that we got her in the studio before she makes the big She looks unreal, okay, and we're going to talk about this. Look, yes, here we welcome Blair SACKI Oh my god, Hello, I can't even tell you what a fucking thrill. Oh my god,

this is a thrill for us. I mean, if anyone has ever been on the Internet or heard anything I've ever said, or seen one of my Instagram stories, they know that I'm a fucking freak for Matt and Bowling, we're a freak for you. And I remember probably my favorite part of I Don't Think So Honey, the second one was literally looking over and seeing Christie Chellow and Blair Sack like laughing and living and jiggling and moaning and phoning. I gotta tell you Blair's Instagram story from

that night. Yeah, I felt like a fucking you are I'm gonna, I'm gonna because about me. She like was like self being him from the mirror at in her room, being like on my way, like it was the goddamn Kevin Hard concerts, a concert that Kevin Hart, Sam, you guys are my Kevin Hart. I was like, I have a night off and I am putting on my best dress,

sit on the floor and see these gorgeous men. But you know, Blair slated at the First Life show later and speaking of gorgeous dress, as you're wearing a Robbert Robert, it's it's just a shift. It's a shift. What's the difference between a shift and a you know, a regular shift to me is a straight um cut, straight cut. What I love about this and it's what color. Would you call that? Because I'm famously colored of the flowers or the salt, or the background, the background, the background.

I'm going to say, abe, I'm going to even go further and say it's a Bondi blue. It's a deep blue with purple tones, and it's rich and gorgeous and it has orange flowers on it and orange and you know what I'm gonna say, um, mandarin tangerine flower. I was going to go to antwer to Yeah, the deep orange. And now this is for a special occasion. There's going to be a date tonight. But you know what, I think this is a perfect blend of the fall in

the spring. Thank you so much, because we're saying goodbye to the summer, and you know what, I am fucking so happy about it. Um, I will, I will reserve. I have some reservations about that, but just really quickly before we move on from there's Blare's look. Um. It's the perfect middle ground between this is a straight up capital D date look or this is just my everyday where and I think you kneel, Thank you so much.

I wanted to show my collar bone but also have a little loose, you know, casual yeah, and you're going to be very comfortable in it. That's and that's the most important. You never want to when you're on a date. And I actually I literally haven't gone on a date, and I think, um, but I feel like you never want to be like distracted by anything. I feel like you need to present and you don't want to be described distract to buy what you're wearing or feel shitty

about what you're wearing. Yeah, and it's important to pick the right thing to wear. And truly, um, for gays out there, I will say, you will never be fully prepared for a date because you will probably not have access to a good day before. And I will never feel fully prepared for a d unless I have a clean hole, and most of the time I don't. And that's just right there for you. It's it's an assom tote. It's a limit. You will never reach that ideal and

just live with that. And that's what I'm saying. And that's and I'm sorry to make this about Oh No, I feel the same way. Obviously it's not the exact same. But if I am thinking, okay, something is going to get in here, I'll go into the bathroom and I'll do a little, I'll clean up, see what's happening, some soap and water, I'll walk out a hand toss of

you ready to go? You go. Honestly, for me, it's like if you go to the lengths of like a full excavation, which is like sometimes like what we do sometimes that in and of itself, even if the date is not going great, like you will see it through because you put the work in. No, that's just like I mean, if you spent an hour getting ready, and I also realized that many women like this is just part of getting ready yet it's just a part of

the gig. But like if I spend an hour on specifically an area, Yeah, it's like I would like the area to be like seen. Sure, well it looks so good. I'm just bringing that up as to illustrate that, like, you will most likely never reach that ideal, So don't be too precious about how you're how you're presenting yourself or or worrying about anything on a date. So I'm just saying, I'm just saying that dates Blair agree, disagree. I mean, now this is so stupid and being dates

are dates are bad? Oh, I don't like do you enjoy dating. Well, here's the thing. I had, you know, a very private breakup year um. And so then I did take not seven, eight, but nine months off dating. Um. You know which, in contrast to the other partner who was a you know, day turnover over my everyone, I was looking the days looked that much longer. But you know, I need an incubation period. So I recently just started

dating again a month ago and now it's great. And I think before that I was thinking I don't want to do this at all, very closed off. And then my therapist was like, you need to think about Danny again because it's going to get to be such a big thing in your head that it's going to be scary, and you just need to treat it casually, like you're just meeting someone new and learning about them. So yeah, now I've been being real casual, just enjoying no pressure

to see. I went through something similar where I went through a breakup as well, and I like my right away was to be very social right away. But and I don't mean like dating, I just mean like social, going out and doing things. And his experience with the breakup was different, like he wanted to really like be introspective. Um, and so now it's at the point where he is going out and seeing people right now, and I'm kind of like in the phase where it's like, actually, I'm

going to be a monk for the next six months off. Yeah, So it's flipped and now I'm like, huh, I don't know how I feel so now, because like it is a thing. It's like that's it's it's so much more than thinking about how do I feel. It's also you do compare yourself a little bit to the other person and their rebound raid, right And because that was like such a public thing and it was like, okay, um, it made my way more obvious. But that I know,

I don't obviously, I'm actually very introverted. Like I love to stay at home, which makes it very hard to be a comedian every night, but I love to binge, watch Lock Up the Doors, binge, watched Till Death, and just like never the only contact I have with people is through text. Yes, yes, I love that. I feel that. To be honest with you, lately, I've been feeling the same way, like I feel like my days of going out and doing like five or six shows like a week which I know what stand up to it like

a lot more. You'll go out and get like three shows at night regularly, maybe too much, honestly, Like I feel like especially like and the UCB SNE, which is like where I'm in and Bowen is like for some time, but like with like you get so it gets to be so much now whenever I go over there, it's like I really enjoy being there, but you never know who you're going to see. I think with this last DCM, I kind of realized like, oh my, like it's not

even social anxiety. It's just like I'm so tired socially. I would rather be home now. Yeah. I tell that to my friends, were like, oh my god, I can't. Maybe I'm staying in. I'm so fucking boring, and I'm like, our lives are exhausting. I need one day a week, twenty four hours silence. I have to. I know, it's so much better about it, and then maybe you get something done for yourself. Yes, And I you know what

I've been doing, guys, and it's sad. First thing the fucking morning, I'll brush my teeth and on I'll like splash water in my face. Thank god, I will go straight to that six gaming laptop and wait for a fucking dungeon or a raid on this online RPGA. You're a video gamer. I'm a gamer, but I'm not I will never fucking play an Overwatch because I don't want to deal with more shitty people on the fucking Internet

that I have to. Oh my god, Overwatch haven't even played it, but I just your horror stories about the culture and the people, and I hope they all fucking get a life. I wish I knew what it was.

But production laughing because he agrees, you know I'm talking about. Yeah, Yeah, Seriously, you have to deal with you like you're You have to deal in your time the way you deal I think for me, like I'm trying to find like a new I guess like hobby because for me, the way I feel that alone time is a lot of like being on Facebook, like being on like Twitter. Like you're reading a lot more. You're reading a lot more, reading some books. But but you've been reading interviews, You've been

quoting interviews. You've been really dredging, not dredging, you've been scraping all this gorgeous, delicious social drippings. The social dripping. Well, yeah, I guess like I try to like keep up to date with what's going on in the world, but also like at the end of the day, like you're still sitting on your couch on your laptop, you know what I mean? Like I wish, I wish, I like enjoyed.

Do you enjoy something? Oh? Well, you know when I was in the just the trenches of humiliation and despair where I was like, my friends were texting me like, don't kill yourself, and I was like, okay, I want thank you. But I started going to yoga every day, and um, it was hilarious because you know I'm not that's not me. You know it's me now, but you found your own way of enjoying it. I did well. I was just like, okay, I gotta show up for this every day, and you know, maybe and then it

really helped me. Oh my god, not to get serious, but I started up believing God again. What a roller girl, sir. It's been back and forth one million times. All my friends are always like, yeah, we're afraid you'll end up in a colt um and would even be that bad if you did? Okay, I'm not born again now even though I did decide to believe in God again. Um, because now I'm too old and two wise to know that I am too mischievous to be a part of

an organization. But that is no, But that's beautiful. I think that's that might be No, it's too mischievous to be part of an organization. Maybe we'll see what kind of player I think. I don't think that is. I don't think that's a bad thing. That you found this by yourself and it's all coming from within, and it's it doesn't have to maybe eventually it will be, but right now it doesn't have to be validated by other people. It's just yours and not is huge and that it's beautiful.

But how did you come to that? Um? I don't know. I think when you're in such pain and you're just like I didn't even know, like I when I'm in a relationship, I'm a in and I have such like, Um, I'm really traditional in the way that I forget that I am. I was just so love and all this stuff, and so when you're that heartbroken, you don't realize you're like, oh who am I? You know? So then it just started from that and then all these I journal thought

so much. Um, I started meditating. That's the sucking zend bitch huge. Yeah, I mean yeah, people in my life that I've been close to that have been going through something hard, they swear by it. They tell me all the time that it would be good for me that improbiotics. Honestly, though, one step at a time at a time I can't beat. Oh so weird. My friends like, you're fucking weird. You're a weird fucking yoga virgin. I was like, I know, but this is just what's happening, and like if I

can get up another day, it's good. I would like start crying. And also it was like bombing all winter two before I could get my act because I couldn't go back to my regular jokes and then so I had to put together a new act. You know, I'd been crying before I walked on stage. Yeah, just it was wild. But also because it when it's it's so hard, it came out of it quick too. Yeah, because I I just went full in. I noticed that, and even I think you and I were at the Jane one

night for Grettish show. Oh, I think I was very much still going through it then but you. I was like really just like I was just really like really blown away by like just you, I mean you were. I walk into that beautifully lit room, dimly lit room. You're sitting there on this like velvet upholstered couch with a glass of white wine, and I'm like, Blair, like that is this is you? And top it was and

it was a vision. And then you talk to me about you know, what you're going through and how it still felt fresh, and I was like, okay, but look at you now, like this is not going to be I'm sure it was challenging. This is not going to be what like destroyed ruins you it never would have been that. Like I was like, no, Like Blair is like fine, but okay, I'm I'm curious about this. Okay, belief in God is it? Is it certain? Is it a certain like um? Is its under a certain sort

of religion? Is it like a Christian nomination? Nomination? No? No, nothing. Now, well, you know what I used to say, universe and I was like that's now fucking more corny than saying the word of God. I think you're right. I think that you're right, but to me, it is universe. But now it's something and um not to not to bring her beliefs in this, but I always find it so cool refreshing Christie Christie Christie back into this is just it's Catholic, and it's just so open about her beliefs and it's

yet also like a mischievous little little thing. But she is so funny and so herself. Like do you guys have conversations about this ever or no? Yeah, no, We've talked about it a lot until like she's invited me to church with her and stuff, and I'm just like, it's not churchesn't for me. Different, Yeah, but yeah, we know, we talked about all the time and stuff like I think that was my whole I was raised Catholic too, and so that was my whole thing. Where anything I do,

I'm always like kind of all or nothing. And now that it comes with age that you find your own way that you're not. Everything's not all or nothing, and so I'm not Catholic at all, even though like Italian it's so whatever. But now I just pray all the time and I feel great, and you know, I don't really know who I'm praying to write it doesn't it doesn't matter. It's almost like an organization of thought, I think. Yeah. And also is it Roman Catholic that you were raised? Yes?

I was. Also, So where are you from? Originally remind us in the viewers Orange County, California. So I guess this would be a good time to answer to ask this question. Then, So we're gonna ask you the question Blair, that we ask all of our guests, which is really the central question of last Culture Rests, which is what was the culture that shaped you young Blair Saki to

become the Blair Saki of now? Like it could be a movie, television shows, um music, something like cultural or like any situation that you went through that you feel like made you who you are today, or even it can even be like Orange County as a neighborhood or as like a culture or anything that like you feel has an overarching has had an overarching effect on you. Now, okay, a few things. So I grew up in Orange County. Um at the b HL was like a competitive surfer.

Yeah that to me now it just sounds hilarious. Very Blue Crush. Blue Crush one of my favorite movies. She had to put on twenty pounds of muscle to play that role. Wo that fucking bitch. Yeah, so surf. And then there's absolutely Orange County. This gorgeous gorgeous Sims game is um culturally Barren places a gorgeous gorgeous Sims game. It is. So I found my way through a few different things. Um. One one so funny. She is someone that's never been mentioned on the show. Actually out of

time in California, my god, my truth. Um also crylo genically frozen woman who ages backwards. She's almost believable, almost fifty years old. And also she is very similar I think to like Pink were like something about that. They just keep putting out music that's like relevant, you know what I mean. Like her last album was like pop in the way that like it feels like pop now, but you forget that, Like I don't know what happened.

Maybe she was just like peace out on my solo career or like the second album didn't do as well as the first solo album, but that first solo album Love Angel Music Baby defining still ahead of its time. Of course, we have the girl here we go as an Asian person, I will say that like listen, like I mean, of course, like blatantly, like on on paper.

It is like appropriation and it sucks. But I was just like, this is so cool that, like she has these people and she's like referencing and paying tribute to this thing. I still think part of HARRISU Grew Girls, you know, as a single and then as it sort of overarches in the that album was kind of a tribute in a way. I mean it. And it sucks like she thought she could get away with like turning her arms into elves in some parts of that song, Like that is bullshit. But that album I thought was

very cool. It was a way to surface Asians in this way that was not like kung fu bullshit. Like it wasn't like that kind of like Hackney thing. It was like, oh no, these people like influence fashion and culture all these things. So was it her like part of No doubt? Though, Oh my god, Tragic Kingdom first CD. That's a good first CD. It was that I listened to on my stereo in my room with the door closed.

Just while I couldn't believe her beauty. I couldn't believe her crop tops and baggy pants, like and just everything about her. I was like, I will die if I ever have abs like that. She's everything about her. I just thought she was the coolest. Um. And then besides that, I um my brothers. I wanted everything to just do anything they did. So I was very involved in sports and I had I had two older brothers, UM, and they didn't let me hang out with him a lot.

So my mom would take me to the sand On Capistrano Public Library and I would check out the maximum three week Um, I read all sixty four Nancy Drew books at the sanmon Public Library. That so Nancy Drew and the Ladies of Blue Cross. Yes, that's me. Yes, I love that. That's great and that makes that all triangulates for you. So oh, thank you very much, because I also I just have to also throw in I

would be completely remiss. Um TLC second saw them, Yeah they went, And also I think they kind of get lost because Destiny's Child kind of like the defining girl group after that, because but like people forget, like the children have forgotten, children never gone. How amazing. TLC was crazy, sexy, cool, It's just top to bottom brilliant. And even fan Mail, even their second album is like, oh I like fan Mail. Oh I fucking love fan mail. And also I listened

to Crazy Sexy Cool once a month. Um, and then now I just thought of one more and that's Jagged Little Pill. Yeah, great, that's so funny. On our last episode, was it last time? It was the last episode Jagged Little Pill? Was was also little Pill? Mike Kelton, Um that might come. Yeah, this and like that makes so much sense because and Mike brought this up. And I want to see what you think about this, Like she was intelligent about like her pain, because she turned it

into something. She probably wasn't this girl that was like actually screaming at people and like making a scene. She probably and I think she is in interview is like Alanis Morris said, is like it pretty seems a pretty introverted, quiet person. But then when you listen to her album, you would think, oh, this person is like angry, angry and probably a lot to deal with. But then you see interviews with her and it's just like this very kind of like plaintiff, she dialed it up. She taled

it up. Yeah, hundred persons agree. Also, my mind every day is blown. That you ought to know is about none other than Dave. Yeah, I didn't know uncle. Yeah, he was. The song was about him, like strongly allegedly. I don't know how everyone came to this conclusion. She might have said it at some point, or maybe he might have alluded to the fact that it was him. But they apparently dated like in Canada and she was like really young and she went down on him in

a theater. Apparently she's the You're the queen. You're the queen. If you hear this, she is the queen. Wow, you go. You have a lot of nineties queens on that list. I do, and like I feel for them the same way I did when I was at Ith. Yeah, and I feel the same way my stand up. Like if someone saw me on stage, they would think I was a completely different person, but full opposite person. That's that's kind of a healthy way to compartmentalize it in a

lot of ways, right. It's like, well, if that's I was just gonna say, if that's true, then I fucking step out there the same way I am when I'm not. But it's it's like a whole different kind of art, you know what I mean. Like it's so different, right, Um, It's so interesting like with like with like a job Para for example, that I don't really know Joe on a personal level, and I don't really know what who knows what he's like, what he's like like you know,

in reality quote unquote. But I feel like that's another example where it's like maybe it's like a totally diametrically opposite thing, but I mean, I I find that to be like I'm jealous of people who can do that, Blair, like people like you who are like able to like flip something. Well, to me, I don't feel like I'm flipping something because that's a very real part of myself

that's just never expressed anywhere else. And for some reason, like when I sit on the stage, because I am really very laid back and like you know, I'm usually a beta with people like yes, and then when I get on stage, that's the person that I feel and that's what it is, which is yeah, but it's not you know, that's really though, mostly the only time I

feel that way. And I bet that a lot of and that's interesting that a lot of like your idols, I feel like, would say the same thing, because like I don't know what gwen Stefanny is like in person, but she can't possibly be anything like she is on

stage because she's so wild on stage. Right. I remember my cousin like was like into like only like Jack Johnson type music, like very surfree type music, and he was like kind of like a BROI like high school, And they went to go Seequence to Fanny and Concert off the solo album, and he said it was the best concept that he had ever gone to. And then I was like, maybe he's just going to a lot of boring concerts. But like, I think the kid went to a lot of concerts and like she put on

a real fucking show. Apparently, what do we think of the fact that she's like, is she getting married to Blake Shelton? Okay, this is what I think. Tell me what you think she spun in the chair. She's excited to share this. After you deal with someone that's so fucking squorely, yeah, you go the other way to some what you think of as like a real man of like some sort of cowboy and stuff. Even though Blake has had like three divorces, he seems like this amiable,

He's extremely likable. It's like I want to not like him, but also I'm so happy that she's got like this rebound. She's really happy with this fucking you listen to me right now. This fucking famous dude banging the nanny thing is so trite, it's so crazy. Fuck you, you're boring these fuck nanny's that come out of nowhere. It's like the new fun buddy n It's like all of a sudden. I think it started with Jude Law, of course, and they all have the prettiest wives. Yeah, Sienna Miller was

his wife. You don't get more gorgeous than insane. I remember being heartbroken when that happened because I was obsessed with jud Law and it was like he must be miserable, but also suck him for fucking the nanny. Oh you know how charming he is that he's a sociopath, Like, don't get to be that charming a socioth and unfeeling sociopath. She's charm, he gets looking charm of green Goods Goblin. He was also in the rember of that movie Alfie, which is so Stanehowski and Susan Suranni Long also has

an age of day in decades. Nia Long is cryogenically frozen also, and also I think she's another one of these, another Nia Long, another Megan Good Megan Good is and I could stand to watch her and literally the gorgeous Yeah, she's actually you know what she no matter what she's doing, always seems cool ever since cousin Skeeter, like so cool all the time. And also I feel like she is one at like you always are, Like she'll be she

don't want to, she'll always be around. But it's got to be hard for her, you know what I mean,

to get parts. It's got to be hard for her because you know all the black actresses that are her age and like her, like there was all that like there was that story when Gabrielle and Union one like she won like like essence Woman of the Year and she gave a speech and it was it kind of went viral where she was like, it's amazing to be spending standing up here right now because everyone in this room, every woman in this room, whenever you succeeded, I hated you,

like whenever you booked a part, I cursed you behind your back. And that was the way I lived my life for fifteen years. And then I had to really someone said something to me and they said, like they put me straight. And I really had like a two year period where I had to like sit with myself and say, why can't I celebrate other women? And honestly, part of it is because the industry makes you fight for a certain amount of spots. But also it's it's it's like that what that creates is like a true

hatred and competitiveness. Like she said that she was up for the Kerry Washington role and the Shonda Rhimes since Scandal show, uh Olivia Pope, which I am faith, but I mean she would have been incredible. She would have been incredible. But I think I think was also up for That's the thing. Every black actress was up for it because it was a black worm. And I think so maybe that's what she was probably saying that speech, right, That's just she was like, that's the reality. We all

have for the same stuff. And every time you guys got something and I didn't, I was mad. But you know what we've turned We have to It's not that we have to hate each other. We have to start hating the reality and fighting against the reality. And that was like the crux of the speech. But she was saying, like she came that close to booking Olivia Pope, but everyone knew that was like Kerry Washington because like just the kind of actor she is, the kind of person

she is, she was best suited. Ye. But now it's like that's hard, hard because I think she said something to like every year, it's like you look at the pilot season and there's two three roles for you at all. So you have to think about someone like Megan Good, who's pretty specific as an actress because she is so like cool and hot and like chill and laid back. You don't really see her do a lot other than that, like she probably has to fight and struggle for barts.

I don't know, man, you think we're not saying that that's not true. I'm just thinking of Zoe Kravitz, who you think is pitome, well, cool and hot, and she's have every role in the world and I want to watch her to the end of days. Yeah, she fucking books. She books on books on books. I think also though, that's such an important thing and it's so hard because especially like when you come in the stand up world

where it's like such a singular thing. But what I think about a stand up besides being on stage and I love my guy friends, but the most thing that I think about what I'm grateful for is the women that I am become friends with, and even this year, and as you get older and you're like, wow, I'm doing this really wild thing, probably sacrificing a lot of like I would have been married, young, with kids and

all this ship. I'm really sacrificing for this thing in life that I believe in and these women that I am so lucky to be friends with, and these stand ups and you know, other community, the smartest, most kind loyal people who understand you in a way that is unparalleled and will never be experienced. It's the most beautiful thing that I feel so lucky to every day have I can't even and make me such a better person.

And it's just like I think when I think of any of us getting any success, we all get successful. You're gonna make crap, That's that's yeah. And it's about believing that and letting that be the energy that you lead with, because that is contagious. I think the second you walk into a room and you can get a look over your shoulder, that energy is out there. And I think like it has been getting better, like the

communities are strong, you know what I mean? You don't see I think because people have started to call out like the bullshit a little bit more and say, no, it's not our problem that that that the situation is a toxic one. It's like the situation's problem. Like let's let's all like work to changes and support each other,

but just to like bring these two pieces together. And to bring up a lazy example, it's like whenever Joel and I give out for the same fucking ship all the time, it's not like, oh sorry, another gay Asian comedian, um ah. Whenever we go out for the same things, it's not like there's an I rolling moment where it's like, oh, of course we're up for this. But it's like there's

no contention, there's no acrimony there. It's just like, okay, if either of us book this, then like we've only ever been supportive for each other when like those kinds of things have like played out and to zoom out of that all the all the fucking game and in New York go for the same ship, and it's but then there's no like yeah, but then like by some miracle, it's because of those it's because of this community where people where we've sort of caught up to that and

gotten smart about that, where it's like we are able to get ahead of that and not let those feelings get in the way and just be supportive of whatever happens and whatever success falls on any of our our friends.

And that's what makes me fucking not to be like who would pat ourselves on the back, But that what makes me proud of like that I don't think so honey shows, you know what I mean, Because that's literally fifty or a hundred people now we've had on the shows who on any other bill would be the only person Like that's that's different than the fucking washed out well you can't have more than two gay people, you know what I mean? Like, and that just goes to show.

I left the stage and someone said to me, they were like, it's so crazy that people say they can't find diversity, because you could just look at the show and there's like literally dozens of people the people that I saw and learned of from your Guys show and it's so cool And also just that's the best thing about booking your own show, and like I love doing that because I don't think of the like oftentimes I'm like, who do I think is the funniest, and then I

can easily have an all gay lineup without even thinking about But that's you know, the like I am very the people that I think are innovative and that I'm interested in right now that I'm like, want to hear guy, Yeah, I hear like this, you know, stand up you. It's just like I love hearing the different ship and like it's so it's so refreshing and fun for me, Like

it just feels I love it. I love it. And every now and then there's a straight white who will um not saying that the straight whites are good about this, Matt, and I love one person who does who is like a little throwback to the old school. Yeah, I know, you know what you're talking about. Martin Orbano, truly legendary. He doesn't know here this year from Austin, he was I was so fucking terrified of having to follow him because he's just bam bam, bam, bam bam, and he's

so fucking from the nicest. Yes, he's I mean, he's incredible, and I was just praying that I didn't have to follow him. I'm sure he killed I mean, she was amazing and great. But the thing is like, yeah, he is one of those like he's just like totally something different, you know what i mean, And like you see that and you're like, yeah, fucking more of that, Yeah, you know what I mean, And that's that's just cool. And then to see his success after that, like unbelievable. It's

so cool. That's the kind of thing. And also, like I'll say a thinking about him, I'll say again, one of the SNL hires we just found out about it too, who destroyed Lay And that's something that's someone that you've never seen anything like you and that's you know what

i mean. Like it's just it's just very cool. So just like yeah, just wanting like people to catch up on the fact that like like you have no idea what you're a fan of because you haven't even seen it yet, Like you've never seen a show with like more than one gay so that it's a shame when people walk away from the shows and they're like, oh, the gay guy was was funny and they didn't even

know their names. Like sometimes it's like when there's more than one gay on you have to know their names because you have to know how to tell them apart when you talk about it later. And also, um, like people just don't that aren't familiar with comedy. They have

very little frame of reference. Like a lot of times, I mean, and I'm sure this happens to you in whatever capacity, the same thing, but like people are like, oh, like they'll always drop Amy Schumer in with me just because I have blondear and so they'll be like, either it's like, you know, I love that you're trying to do the Amy Schumer thing when I literally I could not if you heard her stand up and my stand up nothing literally nothing, yeah, or like they'll place her

down or they'll say she's better than me. There's just they'll they'll be like, I like you so much better than her, or like you're an Amy Schumer wanna be like or something so like it's always that's just the one woman blonde that they know and so but they

just don't like. And you also hear about like it's amazing too, like you heard about other comics that like they let that get to them and then they get vicious, you know what I mean, like not to like blow her up even more that she's been blown up, but she did deserve it. But like, I can't imagine that liket of like pleasant to be around when the topic of Amy Schumer comes up, you know what I mean? Like, I'm sure that's I will just say this, like a

fucking shady bit. If you spend an interview, send an interview shitting on your fucking own kind in your own community, you're gonna get what you deserve. Of course, going to come back around Blair, do you do you world two jokes? I'm just kidding, don't answer that. That's that that's a reference. I don't so. I'm not a real comedian, but I like to spend my days pretending. See, this is the thing about Blair, and this is like I think this is why you're able to talk so deeply and at

such length about this. It's because I think you were so aware of your place in this industry and that that sounds that sounds weird, but I just think you just know yourself. You know what you want, you know where you are, you know where you're going to go, and that is so cool because I think that is

something that even I don't even have. That is something that not a lot of people have Wow, that is the nicest thing in the world, because you know you don't feel that way ever, which is so crazy to me, because I have followed you guys, probably before we hadn't even met. Yes, yes, I go to it. I was going to both your shows before I think we had even met. But we were following each other on like social media and all that stuff before we hadn't even

met for sure. But I don't even know. I come from, like I think in athlete mentality, and my dad is like this self made like you work for everything you get type of thing, and and athletes you know you have a bad game and you still have to play the next day. I'm like, I don't know what I'm doing anything more than I'm gonna try my hardest, be nice to people. I'm gonna sunk up a lot. Who knows I'm doing the best I can every day. I don't know my place at all. I just hope and

keep going. I don't think that's true because the fact that you're able to talk about yourself and the community. Don't you tell her what she knows and which I'm trying to compliment her? Um? Wait, so you say you come from like an athletic mentality to surfing competitively? Was your dad like a coach type dad? My dad was

a varsity football and baseball man. Yeah, and so I've identified with you when you say the kind of you would you approach it like an athlete thing, because a big like way in for my dad from me with like the comedy and acting and like, you know, entertainment

industry thing. Is kind of like thinking about it, like like but when I'm getting ready for a show, He's treats me very much like like when I was getting ready around like a track meet or something, or like warming up, He's like, you gotta get in your He's like very like you know, he gets he gets it and relates to it in that way. It's so it's so interesting to see this replace that in my life in a way. Absolutely. My dad texts me. And granted my parents, I have never seen my stand up, any

of my TV sid nothing. They fully support me now because they realize it's something I am doing, but it's like their biggest nightmare whatever. So I've never seen anything, but my dad will text me if I have like a big show or something, He'll text me. Remember even Kobe Bryant gets nervous before they get even even Kobe. That's so funny. It is sweet. It's so funny because like I used to watch all these sports and stuff because and like I didn't really realize it, but it

was just to connect in my family. Like and as soon as I moved to New York, like I never watched Bors again. But like it's funny because you're just like, Okay, this is my family. This is the way they will never understand this whole side of me or you know, yeah, see we were man, it's it's my dad used to say, you know, hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. My dad says that to me one million times, and I think it's like I think he thinks he made

it up. Maybe he did, but but he would like write it down as an affirmation. And that is also a thing. Like my dad, like he was he would teach like um little League camps and he would write down like an affirmation every day, And that in its own way is like kind of religious in a way, right, like ritualistic, you know what I mean, like repeating mantras. Yeah, amazing. So in fact, I'm just trying to break down the syntax of this hard work beats talent when talent doesn't

work hard. So he's saying, when you're talented but lazy, you have to work hard. No, No, I know I am deliberately misunderstand this, but I'm just trying to get to the bottom of like the logical he's saying that what he's saying, it wouldn't matter if you were talented if you didn't keep working as if you had something to prove. It's so true, though, Like, don't you really like, I mean, don't you feel that way there? Don't you know the most talented people in our community who should

like who are lazy as so hard? Yeah? Right? And then people that work so hard? Who you If you have all the talent in the world, great, that means that you better work hard. I see what he's saying. No, hold on, hold on, just syntactically on the on the sentence. I'm not making fun of your He's saying hard work beats talent as opposed to talent not working hard, when like, like vis a v talent on, Why did you say

this way when talent doesn't doesn't work hard? Hard hard workers? No? No, no, I'm gonna be talented people with a talented person who doesn't work hard another person who is, well, you can't put that on a poster. Bitch, Fine, you can't fit that on a post. Here's the thing you will number seventy one of culture that has to fit on the poster. I will say this, Um, both of you guys have

have these amazing, hardworking athlete parents. Um. The way the way things were ingreeded into me with work ethic were two very scientific parents, academic parents who like would pep talk me like before standardized tests and we're just very

scientific about it. And like with like stuff that's been happening with me with with stuff recently where I've gotten for stuff, like my dad will just be like, yeah, just going and do well, Like it's as if that's a given, as if like that's there's like not doing well it's not an option, which is healthy but not healthy at the same time, and like, I yeah, like hearing you guys talk about your your dad's like this

is like very cool. But also on the other hand, I think there's like there's also merits to like the other the alternative, the other side of that corn where it's like your parents are just like you will do well and um, failure is not an option. Well, I'm just warm loving that, and I'd rather have that than the parents that are like and you know, God bless these parents. You probably raise your children to be lovely people. But the people that are like, do your best and

that's okay and if it doesn't matter. My dad would never say that. I remember I wasn't like a real slump in baseball and I was sitting in the car like moping, and I turned to my dad and I'm like, I don't know I'm gonna slump. And he's like, well, that's because like you suck, right. He's like, you're not. You're like your swing is like horrible. It's like you haven't learned anything. It's you literally look like a man.

I don't think I would have been able to live through any of that with my if my father were my coach. Oh no, I mean I also understand, like culturally, like that's like it was, it was different, like you know what I mean, like you probably understand what I'm saying. I do completely. My dad the same ship, like God bless him, really good dad, but you know he's a fiery man. He's definitely walked out of the gym before when I wasn't playing well. But I'm the type of

person now like I am to myself. Obviously I'm gonna prepare and work as hard as I can. But I'm saying, if I funk up or bomb, I did the best I could. And and that's that's a place you can get to when you know, well, it's like okay, well I'll walk out of here and it'll be it'll be up to me how I deal with it. It's like you know what I mean, Like it's like that's kind of like yeah, it's like, well that's part of it, you know what I mean. I will do better next

time because that sucked. I'm learning and I'm doing the best I can. If I'm preparing the best I can and I'm doing the best I can, that's the best I can do. And if you know what your best is. Also, like I only know as much as I know, like I have to funk up in order to learn. But also when I'm going in for auditions, which I don't know audition that much, but like when I go in, I have this thought like, Okay, I'm not a size zero.

That is sometimes my negative thought. Yeah, but and then I'm like, okay, well whatever, I can just be as good as I can be and then we'll see what happens. And that's when you're thankful for the fact that you worked hard to get there, because at least you look around and like if the fucking sometimes I will get sent in for these things and like like I'll look around and these other guys around me are like fucking knockouts.

Like I'm just like these's there's no way, no, no, no, no no, because there's no way because if you put me in a room with like Chris Hemsworth, it doesn't fucking matter, you know what I mean. Like it's like you look around and it's like, oh, it literally doesn't matter, Like why not him? Like like girls are going to be like learning to masturbate to that guy? Yeah you know what I mean? Like that, I was like I would cast him. Does it again? You put That's what

I tried to do. Put my head down these other people christians Worth, and you know he is not in the audition room with me, so all I can do. Yesterday I auditioned for Trash Sheet White Trash Florida surfer who steals a lot. I think, how did you feel about it? I think it went really well. Yes, I I ran my scenes, then went to the UM, went to the elevator, had my dirty trucker had on from that I got in UM that I had in a

party bag from a surf contest years ago. They came back, came out and grabbed me and said, hey, can we run it again without the hat? Which, but that's good though. They wanted to see that. They wanted to see you without the hat. And honestly, I talked about the halt for a second because Blair pulls that look off with yeah, you rock that hat, because it's genuine. You cannot do it untrive. You cannot come contrived with the backwards bat

or the forward you cannot come contrived. You cannot come contrived. And it's so natural, it's not forced. It is organic. Honestly, Yes, trashy, but sometimes it's wear on with some greasy roots. Oh you know what, there's nothing like it. There's nothing like it, because I feel like if you're going to come in and you feel like like I didn't realize, like I didn't shower today, or like I I don't like this isn't my day. I do sometimes like to lean into it,

you know what I mean. Put the hat on, bitch. Put that T shirt on. Jimmy. I have a Jimmy Jimmy Buffett T shirt. Absolutely, I rocket, Absolutely, I love a jogger with a maybe a crop sweatshirt and a hat. You know, where do you like to go to vacation? Well, my family vacation. Where I'm going with this vacation. Growing up,

we drill. This was before whom it was safe. We drove down to like far down the Mexican several times a year with a big trailer full of ship, and he would just like stop at various Mexican villages and we would you know, fish and eat lobster and get stomach sick, and you know, it was good. That sounds it sounds outrageous, very cool. Yeah, then we had to stop when things start to get going down. But yeah, yeah, do you ever go to I don't know, Disneyland, Yes,

he did, he phil about that. I love Disneylan. You probably guess that from who I am. That's why I asked. Yeah, you were so close to Anna, I was so you had a season pass Um, only I didn't actually because my parents hated it. Parents hated it. Yeah, but our best family friends loved it, so I got to all the time with them. And then I had the shady older boyfriend once that bought me a season pass and we would like go along in high school. It was weird.

I wish times though, Matt, what a season passed can be a trap in a prison, saying maybe Blair's ex boyfriend was trying to keep her close by buying her a season pass. Oh my god, it's like when it's like when you think your boyfriend might leave you, so you like buy a house. Yeah, you get pregnant. Yeah, I guess we should talk about Kylie. But Bige, it's almost like it was planned. Okay, so much happened this year where I had to come to face reality, which

has been you know, the cloak has been with you. Yeah, for sure. I mean we definitely have had to hear. Yeah, Okay, I might be by um and I have a type. I thought you were going to say I might be biased, and you had to catch your breath. But you feel that I might be buying and I was like, by and by I've never with women a woman, but I'm attractive and no, but it's horrible because I see them through the male gaze, which is you're not alone, you're

not alone. I like these women with huge asses and huge debts, like insane, which also makes me sick and Toppert it is a Joe because I spend my whole life like wanting to be so thin, and now these women that I want to fuck, joe't look anything like this. You know this body that I wanted to hate so bad that that's it's your, that's just your, what you're attracted to, that's all just equilibrating. And I think it's okay. I don't. I don't. I wouldn't see that as you

looking at other women through the male gaze. I don't think that. I also think everyone in their heart is disgusting if if you saw it the way that I literally will be walking on the street and when I see a hot guy I will turn around and watch them walk away like it's crazy. I'm bad. I should be a girl is skinney with small I should be in jail one time. I I literally one time. So Jonathan Graff on the street and Jonathan Groff is my dream, Like I do. I am in love with them, every one,

and I was. He was walking past me on the street and I literally like have looking and he was walking down the street and I just stopped and watched. It was so bad. I was like, if anyone saw this right now, or if he turned around and saw me like literally stopped on University place, like just like

literally gawking, I would I should be in prison. Yeah, I should be straight up and should yeah, But it's crazy because like you think about like these straight men and like the way they like when whenever a straight man is like looking at a woman or talking at a woman, I give him the dirtiest look. I'm like, excuse me, we can all you're disgusting. Meanwhile, there's me like staring at Jonathan Gross like as you know when gay men do it too. I fucking hate it. Yeah

I should. I'll look over it like a pack of days, like like low tea on Fire Island. I'll be like, you animal, we are animals, though, I want to say rule number one culture, we are animals though. Yeah, I don't want to discriminate against skinny women. All I'm saying though, is that you better show me your papers as natural oh, show me the papers. Just kidding. No, I celebrate you and your fast natalisms. But here's the deal. I feel like my type is personally changing to where now I

can't even say that I have one. I just literally that is and that's that. And you know, oh boys, I have to disagree you have a type. No, my type historically husband charisma, X factor, X factor X factor. There is no rhymer reason our. She loves stars, stars, But that's not a type that's on a physicality. No, because then, like all my grodfriends like really, you know, and then and then I'm like, but I just I'm so connected. Yeah, the genasi can take it a long way.

It's why whenever, It's why whenever I watched The Voice, I get a woody for Adam Levine. Yeah. I absolutely didn't even care for him until I saw that show and then I saw the humanity. Yeah I saw, I saw the ch I know the the w Yeah. I love Adam Vine, I do. But can I say I've actually been jerking it to Adam L. Vine since a young age. I love Maroon five. I'm ironically I want to say that and expose myself to the listeners. Did you ever see the video for this love. I love

it and I love that song. Okay, when he's like, because I'm not judging, I used to I was obsessed with it. Won't be seen before long their second album. Yeah, that was really good. Talked about him, I'll killer no filler, but I just I want to keep going. I yeah, okay, I acted to him. Why why don't you know about him? And of course we know that. I'm leavin is like literally, like to anyone with a sense, pretty much a national punchline.

But sure, sure, go on. No, he's celebrated the world over here, right, But like to our comedian friends, like you say, Adam Levine in her room and literally everyone laughs. No, I don't think that's necessarily true. I love how these people who like sleep on trash bags are laughing at Adam, Platinum artists, merrit to a model with a gorgeous baby. I mean, we're no position, You're right, Blair, We're no position to laugh at him. I don't. I don't think

that happened. Can you talk about your feelings about Adam Levine and your things about us saying we like him? Well, first, I think I'm trying to negotiate two things. One my overall indifference towards Adam leaving, like I don't care that he exists anymore, and to whether or not that it's like creeping into like full on like distaste because I feel like him on the Voice. Granted I haven't seen that much of the Voice, but man, I watched the last night, the premiere episode, and it was I loved

it and was so moved. But all I care about the only person I care about I don't even say Miley because whatever I like Miley. The only person I care about is Jennifer Hudson, and she's only been on this season's judgment. I think it's really good. She does it like every other couple of seasons, So this year it's Blake and Adam do every single season, and the

girls rotated out. So right now it's Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Hudson and next fall, next spring, and the next season is going to be Kelly Clarkson and Alicia Key, and then I don't know what they're doing the year after that, but I believe Gwen Stefani will be back. I think the girls now we're going to be in rotation unless Jennifer Hudson or Kelly Clarkson are like huge hits and then they'll keep them. But Christina Aguilera too

comes back. Yeah, the fucking drama of the chair spin. Yeah, genius, it's a dramatic Christie Aguilera. I mean not thank you. I always I always give respect christ Agilera because she was truly it for me when I was like set eight years old. Okay, she came along when there wasn't a pump star with any boy gusto, with any pipes. But I mean, truly, there's no place, there is just nothing behind those eyes there you go, I think there is, and I think it's and you know, mean this score.

The score has been officially settled. At Christie Cello and Matailane show Battle of the Diva's there was a Brittany versus Christina show. Matt represented Christina, I represented Brittany. I roundly lost. I want I am ashamed. But Matt's argument was Matt's whole thing was very positive, was very ad hominem. It was very personally. I came out as a proud slut.

But you just sex positive, talented, talented bit, which is great, which is one thing but it's another thing entirely for you to attack me as someone who you called me old and irrelevant. Bone is famously younger than me, And Matt's whole argument was that I was I like Brittany was old, and somehow he wants no, no, no no. I. First of all, I wasn't. It was entirely an argument

about my own and Christina's own, which is positive. And Britney Spears said she was a virgin and was a liar because her career would have dramatically changed if the second she said she lost her virginity. She was. She was looking out for herself and you cannot falter for that. I can fault you for calling me old. How dare you? You look so shut up? Shut you look like a fresh daisy. I had no idea what I was bringing up. I should have known from the heart eye contact that

Matt gave me when the name Christina first left my lips. Claire, here's the thing. The fact of the matter is the show is over and the votes have been tallied, and I fucking won and Christina fucking one. So unless he wants a rematch with another pair of pop stars, that's gonna have to be vones across the bear. The fact that he couldn't bring it home for Brittany, I'm mad.

I just want to say, at least Brittany doesn't feel the deep lacking within herself to do a every twenty seconds to make up for some sort of deep, deep, gaping emotional hole inside. Is one big emotional bitch. Can't even walk by herself. Look on her Instagram, walks on her fucking hands across football fields. Can Christina do that? No, Christina has to going on the rolling chair. Who life sliding through the roof? Oh my god, that's a diva,

Ny Spears. Look at her Instagram, look at her fashion shows. You'll see a lot has been resurrected and not the kinny body, which is not how I rate success. You know what, Let's table this conversation. Let's move on. Let's move on. I don't think so, honey, Now, Blair, this is a segment in our show which has actually been um come to be known as one of the more popular segments of our show, one of the only Yeah, that was one of the only segments of our show.

We tried another one once and we didn't like doing it, and so we have. I don't think so, honey. It's one minute to reel against culture, and um it's our time to go negative and Bowen, I think that you should start since I've famously started the last of course dozens. Will you keep? Will you keep time? I will? I will keep time. I'm happy to do that, and this is Bowen yangs. I don't think so, honey, and it's time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Soft veggie burger's, bitch.

I ordered as a veggie burger from Dumbo Kitchen right around the corner from where we record after the gym because I wanted a healthy meal. And look the second I bit down into it, the fucking burger patties gush out from the sides like a fucking gusher. It's i'd structurally unsound food and I cannot be made to eat something like that that will just fall apart and then just out of the architecture to be a real food,

a real burger, Honey. I want the illusion of a real burger, and you are not giving me that illusion. You are not making me feel like I'm eating an actual burger, but I'm actually eating something much healthier and bitch, I want to eat a healthy meal, and you're making me feel like a fool, like a foolish fool for eating a veggie burger. I want to put a fucking egg in that so you can seal the whole thing

together after you fry it. Because bitch, I don't know who your cooks are back there, but they are not five seconds. They are not bringing on the bacon, which I love because it's meat. Bitch, vegetables in general, an attack on veggie burgers that are too soft? Too soft? Has that happened to you? Guys? Um I call apart. I eat just a regular burger, so do I, but bitch every now and that, I want to be a

little good for myself. Same with me. I like to funk with the veggie burger or even though I'm famously a meet eater, and if they serve one, I'm not pleasing. Thank you. How to be a beefy woman? A full burger here? Okay? I have Matt Rodgers is I don't think so, honey as time starts now, I don't think so. Laundry machines, bitch, you need to start taking dollars. Stop

at laundry machines in this in this quarters only. First of all, bitch, how come we haven't updated it so that I can't use change to build up to the amount you need to use. Why is the course only, bitch? I don't think so, honey. Everyone is on the dollar now, the world is on the dollar. They're not on the quarter. It is time to end this plague on America which is causing us to go down to our local stores, are local delis, and ask them to change out our

dollars for quarters. It's inconveniencing them, it's inconveniencing us. It's slowing down the process of getting our clothes washed and dry. I don't think so, honey. I want a machine that takes my single dollar, and I want a machine that takes my five dollar bill, and eventually I want a dollar a machine that takes my with Harriet Tubman on it, I don't think that's one minute. Wow, you want to

pay twenty dollars to a launder machine. I'm just saying I want the option to be able to put in any bill I choose and then spit back change properly. I don't think it's funny every time I have to go down there and be using quarters. I don't think

it's funny at all. And also quarters, here's the thing with them, as I found out today, sometimes the metal of the quarter gets a little melted and misshapen, and you put it in the machine and it gets stuck in the machine because the quarter isn't a perfect shape, and so we need to do away with this quarters, think you, Matt, that is his platform. Okay, this is the George Clooney for president, by the way, he might run. Okay, um, this is whereas I don't think so, honey, Blay are

you ready? This is Blair's I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Face time? Really, Oh, you think that you're gonna get to see my face in the interior of my own home when I'm locked up in my dungeon trying to be personal with myself. You think you can fucking FaceTime? Oh yeah, Like I don't have aquifer all over by dried out skin, so that it is in healing time, it's in repair, it's

in repost. You want to violate me by seeing me with my aquafor face and my hair in this country and for my lips too. Don't you even forget about No, that is what text messages for. You're trying to be a You're trying to violate me. You're trying to see me when I'm not supposed to be seen, when I'm not trying to have my face out in the world. My face is always out in the world. I don't think so, honey, FaceTime, FaceTime, don't say sammy bitch. That's

one minute. Oh, I think you you really took that to task. Bit. You know you are being egregious. Quote flair sock. You know who always wants to FaceTime the bitch to my right, my friends want to do it, and he face times me on the do lad day, La who on the doll the d day? But you always data who on the dot day. I'm the more vulnerable one in that situation. I look like a fucking job with the java. Every time we do FaceTime, I comment on how bad I look? You look fine, I'm horrendous.

You have your jawline is discernible when we're on FaceTime and I collapse my fucking jaw into my rib. I have very tired and black eyes. And when and whenever I look into the face of FaceTime, I have to make an ugly face because I have to lean in. No, you don't. You shouldn't be looking at your own face when you're on FaceTime. You should be looking at the face that's across the receiver, that's on the screen. Bitch.

When I'm trying to connect with a loved one, I don't want that connection to be mired what my own thank you. It's so distracting. I can't even I just want to connect with my friend on the pure level and not have to see what's going down. I'm true, I'm a Texter. Guys, I don't know. You're never going to fully be known to your loved ones without FaceTime. That's all I think. Do you FaceTime your parents time? Bitch?

Rosebud told me something last night when I decided to take the night off and how will have a Rosebud Baker incredible community and friend, um and woman, And she faced on me when she knew I was very vulnerable eight episodes into Transparent, without even knowing what happened. Told me and I said, you know, you don't I don't like it when I faced on me, and she said, but think about like this when you were eight years old.

Did you think that you would ever be able to be in different places than your friend and see them on a small device where you're talking to them? And my world broke open and I was like, you are seeing the beauty in life. See. But that's that's really you're being gregious, because that's to say that just because technology is there, that we should use it. That's to say that's like saying, hey, can you would you ever

even imagine drones? Yeah? But this isn't a positive way that surely I was being manipulated, correct, I think I don't know about the world. You know what tech, the tech world right now is going through an identity crisis, but what will never go away is engineers building good products that make people happy. FaceTime makes everybody the world over happy, honey, you know, and no, let me finish. It's a product that is bringing into the world YouTube,

pillery and pillaring. This this landmark technological achievement. Steve Jobs unveiling the iPhone four. Can you remember remember when the earth moved that day, how the world shook, how the tech tonics of the world shifted, And you guys are you guys are desecrating that legacy and I won't have any I don't update my phone until I absolutely have to. And that's my goddamn progative. Hillary Clinton says we shouldn't run from technology. We should find out a way to

use it that doesn't harm us. That's paraphrasing. You're desecrating words of Hillary Clinton, my hero. She also said it takes a town, It takes a town. She also said, um, after Trump gave his inauguration speech, quote that was some weird ship, said George W. Bush. I had to agree, which might be the whole line of the fucking book. It's amazing. That's real, Like she got real and she love it and I loved. I loved when she quoted other people calling her a bit because I was like, yes,

you never did this before, you're doing it now. I love it. Okay, here we go. Okay, So this has been an amazing episode. I think this episode has been really eye opening. And it was real in parts, and it was tender in parts, and it was hilarious in parts, and it was so funny and we got into some little fights. Yeah, and also culture is about um, you know, disagreeing and then coming to a certain place and then moving on from there, it's like a lot of fun

and debate. Are you are you a debater? No? Furthest furthest I'm like, I'm exhausted. Where do you guys get the fucking energy. I'd rather just disagree in private. I feel different because that's Christina Aguilera once said, there's for Meggan mere modulated mid phrase. That's cool, there's making me fin, there's Megan me fi loved that. Love that. What's the first word of that? Booby tripping over my body? That would be weird. Hey, hey, you know what, what we

ate all the eminem's. We didn't even break into these oatmeal reasons though. But that's okay. We're gonna go eat the rest of these cookies. Guy eyes. We thank Blair. It was the time of my life and my biggest I'm just talking about the Goga documentary, but you know what, that's for another episode. Yeah, just give a three word review each of us. Yeah, that's my three word review is Dogga is each of us? My heart exploded? Great?

Love it my review? Mhm, five ft two. I was going to say rock star dream, but then I was like, that's all the two words five ft two. I said the first line of the documentary should have been you know I'm only five ft two. People think I'm a lot taller. Stupid. I thought that would have been hilarious. The actual first lines of the movie are her first words are Taylor and I are in a fight right now. So that sucks that. Get totally stoned and watch it again?

Really good. Oh, I'm for sure gonna watch it. What about when she was like, took off her top and she's like, sorry, I just I feel more comfortable. I like, come on, I was like, I'm so, I'm going with you everywhere you want to go, and I just feel more comfortable. Like, no, a producer told you to do that, Gaga, It's fine. I was like, well, at least you know what my heroes nipples look like. Oh. I phoned on to prayer, trying to make the worst show me the

way to cut through all this one out. I got a dreadmillion reasons to walk away, Baby, I just leave you one good, one, good one to tell me that you'd be the good one, good one, babe, I just need one good one to for your consideration. Grammy's two thousand, seventeen ye forever, this has been a Forever Dog Production Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey.

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