"This Is The Night" (w/ D'Arcy Carden)

Epiana and her dog Ace biscuits yards yards away. This is suffice it to say, we're all as they say, we're all in the same room. This is the first studio recording in in the COVID times. Oh my god, because because we did record to two moments, let's be trans well. I mean, this is this is not to take away from the historic nature of today's episode, just to provide contacts too. We recorded in the same room and that was sort of like that was very energizing

to be in the same room. And then we did record with Sudie Green in your apartment under the guidance of Doug, Nanna and Hans this is us. We're back in the studio. I have to say, it's a nostalgia. It's a euphoria, it's a um, it's an excitement that I can't express and speak. I just to We're going to get to who the guest is, but we there was only one there could we should say we're in Los Angeles. That means many things. One, I'm wearing a jumpsuit and it's sort of become like my thing. I feel,

I feel an energy. Do you like it? I love that. I'm so happy for you because I'm sort of like trying the jumpsuit moment so that I can move into like a wrong for a moment, which is tough for me because, as we've talked about off air, I have a long Torso jester, bestie, you have found a new staple in your closets? How does it feel? I didn't know this was the part I was going to get so emotional. Um, speaking of someone who's worn the same

silhouette for a really long time. To be able to know that you can be thirty one and find a new silhouette as a man in Hollywood, which is what I am first, and then I'm a brother after that, and then I'm a sister is um. I just didn't know that I'd be the one inspiring everyone. You know what I mean. You never thinks you're going to have the responsibility that happens inspiration radiating. So anyway, the jump

suit is like, um, it's a vibe vibe um. And what did we view that that was really moving to us? What did we watch last night? We watched Mortal Kombat. Yes, fantastic experience, violent film, violent film, violent film, but some really great performances. Specifically from would you like to know

the name? You've told me her name and we're all going to know it something something mcnamany, remember the name, Remember the name, Jessica McNamee, Jessica McNamee, who played Sonja Blade, who gave some of the most iconic line reads of all time. I can't recall it. That's because they were all equally iconics. This is the first time in history in the culture that's someone in a single film, every single line they said was icon on an equal level.

Not since I want to say, Regina George, not since, not since Rachel McAdam says, Regina George, have we seen a performance like this now? I, in watching the film, Bowen said she must be a stunt woman. I did not don't. I don't said I said the truth, which is what you said. We were saying, how You're like, We're like, did she read for this? Where we were as we can? Because here here's what I think. Can

I tell you the truth? It was such horseshoe theory, like we were watching this, we were like, oh my god, like who is this actor? And then and then it looped back into like, okay, this is actually incredible. Word it was we're being completely serious, dead asked this this person given iconic performance? She's she was not shunt woman. She was she was someone who's been a working actress for over fifteen years. And so here's what I'm saying. I'm actually was a genius performance because it was a

choice to play Sonja Blade the way she did. Can I tell you the qualify it either way? I actually will qualify it to the reader what you said to me last night? If you was we were like, why is this so iconic? Why is this so iconic? And I think it is a choice from an experienced actor that you said, it's the choice to have every single line Sonja says, as if this person, yes, just all of a sudden existed in the world, has no prior experience, exactly,

no prior life experience in any way. She's saying these words for the first time in her life. It was like the character walked onto the screen and she did not exist before. Now she existed only for the movie. And that is that is it's one of the most and the oscars don't oscars or should I say, don't recognize genius in this way. So I'm already starting the campaign for your consideration, Jessica mcnameee for Mortal Kombat with

a K A violent film, but an important film. Guess what she gets the marks she hit, She hit all. She hit the marks in the in the in the in the plot of the movie, she gets the Mortal Kombat mark when she kills one of the one of the people from out world. You're speaking of the plot, Yes, well, you said a spoiler, So good luck with the sharks, honey, just watch the film. You know she's going to get them. You know she's going to get the mark. She's so

blast you know number seven. You know she's going to get them, the mark. She's blade. I feel a little rusty, Can I be Can I be honest? I hate this? No, I'm not because you're literally on fire. Now you get

to play the humble VISI I'm not doing that. I'm just saying this is really so exciting but also equally nerve racking to be in the same room as you, my sister, and our guest who Towering, Towering, Towering presents Force Light Beacon, one of the best energies in the world, and that one could harness um and to know that we've harnessed that energy and got it in the same room. And let's just say, scheduling this week threw us for

a loop. Threw us for a loop, but we we we were determined to make it work, all of us in a studio. And let's just say to that everyone on the crew had a hand in this. Everyone on the crew. I had a hand in scheduling this episode. And I'm looking at dou, I'm looking at and I'm looking at the guests. I'm looking at my looking at my sister hash hashtag, hashtag literally sister life, Literally sister life. Hashtag. I'm getting chills because this was the room where we

invented literally sister life. Do you mind the room where it happened? Speaking of singing, the West Side story trailer. Oh my god, chills from the first second. Mama, Mama, the way. The West picture is one the way, It's one the way. When Rita Marino marched out into Union Station and presented for Best Picture, You're like, the campaign is starting a whole year or a whole year ahead of time, and I'm banging the drum as they say,

I'm banging the drum. I can't wait for Mr ansel Ms, Rachel Ziegler, Honey, let's shout out the beauty, the beauty of her her. Maria Maria, I just met a star named Rachel. Oh, that's a rule culture. I've ever seen one king number number nine, Maria Maria, I just got a star named Rachel. It feels so good to peek on the mic in person, Yes, but to also be

completely in sync. Yes, yes, because because you know that delay on zoom speak on it is horrendous and drag her and Doug, and Doug does his best every week to make it sync up, but sometimes you just can't. Can I do you mind? And the soldier might be the one tonight, might be that one might be the one tonight, our guest whispered to me through the glass pane hot. Yeah, we've known this, dilf. Even Dad, I'd like to fuck It's rule culture number eleven. Even Dad,

I'd like to fuck with a hard cake. Um, we got to bring the guests. Got our guests is the way my voice breaks with emotion as I say and icon I said, Well, she was on game show and her under her underlying chiron was is a Halloween costume? Are you damn? Got him? Got him? Got them all, got them all, got to catch them all? The Emmy nominated Sorry, sorry, Superstar of the Good Place, The upcoming reboot I throw my pen on the table, a league of their own, The upcoming season of one of the

most blue balled shows of our generation, Buried. The balls are so blue, the biballs are blue for Berry Mama. People confuse it with smurf. People can fee. There's a lot of confusion, a lot of confusion in in schools and churches at funerals. The children are children. And let's just say she'll be starring in a film alongside Jennifer Lopez herself. Sorry, sorry, everyone, welcome. Turning to the guests.

Darcy garden Girl, I'm silently screaming, silently, Oh my god to know that that's the American idol judge right now, I'd be like, I didn't expect that sound to come out of you when you walked down here today, as where did you come from? Why haven't you been discovered yet? Where where are you from? I do they ask that I haven't want like along the lines of like where have you been? Where have you been? I don't know? Yeah, but do you know what I listened to you today?

Like if you thought that, if you thought you knew all of her talents this this casually threw a little clementine up in the air and backhand underhanded from her with her other arm. Also, can I confront you? Of course you were more excited to see the clementine than you are to see yes, talking about I brought this from home, you fucking bitch. That was on the table

for some reason. I was like, well, jokes on her, that's like covid qua were you listening to today, David archil Let a crush just speaking of you know, speaking of American really just another crop? Do you catch up? You don't know this? Do you know it? I don't know what that? Well? No, no, no, no, no, no no, I'm just curious about what why, because there's just like a fuss. There's always a fuse that gets lit when you're like that, Like there's like the pathway from Oh,

I'm gonna listen to that song. That's a great, that's a great like you would never Yes, yes, yes, what was it? I'll tell you let's see. Okay, past guest Taylor Trench as one of the best, one of the best, one of the best guys right, best episodes, just wonderful. And my dear sister Miranda and I were having lunch in my backyard with our dogs today. Wait, you, that's like, that's a show I want to watch. Pa, just come over and let's do it with Also, you so shook

that he's going back to New York. So I just stay silly, silly, silly ass. But um he mentioned somebody. We basically we talked about American Idol for a second, and his admission was that he stopped watching after Kelly, which I respect. But I was like, oh my god, the the years in which I watched every episode, how far did you make it? Um? Okay, let me just think when when did I stop? I mean, I made it into like the Harry Conic, j Lo Years and

the Middle Era. Yeah, and I didn't miss an episode ever. You know, it was one of those shows. It was appointment TELEVI yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you make it far? I didn't make it past. I want to say, I think Taylor Hicks Calvin McFee was respect. I'm in the middle of both of you. Yeah, I made it through. Chris Allen and Adam Lamberg respect. You know what I mean? You guys, You guys did it to the point where

I didn't. Yeah, I mean, look, what's too long unless you're we're talking sexually, because then it's like you know your organs cut that. No, don't, don't. Let's explore it. I'm just saying something. Dicks are too big, and that's true. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Um, but you know what is a skill if you have a big dick? Um? Wait, there was a skill of mine I wanted to share, which is I know all of the winner's songs. Okay, okay,

go go? Would you like them in order? But of course why wouldn't of course there's a moment like this which we all I mean, we think we can agree. It's one of the most one of the one of the most on one of the most songs, one of the most songs. And then flying without Wayne Grove and start. That's the flying and that's the joy brings. I'm flying with song. This is no, That's an incredible song. There have been wearing for this is that? That's how I

feel about right now? Is about title this Wow, the title of Early My God, you guys, this is what we can. We should keep doing American Idol. But I'm feeling crazy. Is crazy and crazy and emotional talk about what is this? Are you sort of like, is this sort of one of your first in person hangs indoors? Yes?

But yes, but no because because as you mentioned this j Li movie, I did just get back from two and a half my in the Dominican Republic where you know, where we were like fully indorsed, right But but like with friends, it's like the pre the pre life stuff, you know what I mean, That's what it is, the pre life stuff, the pre life stuff. This doesn't even

bother me. I'm tapping the glasses, you know. Actually, when I read in the email shout out to Anna as always that there was going to be a glass in between us I was a little like why, but also I get it. I get it, and I haven't. It hasn't bothered me at all. It just is sort of what it is. We're in here together. I can't. It's like for me as a as a friend of yours I'm puting pointing to both of you, but also as such a huge fan of the podcast. You guys got

me through this damn year. Truly, though, it was like it was when we all felt and I'm sure listeners at home readers you're you're feeling the same way, like to have to warm friends that you know so well when we were all own. It was and there was even a while in the beginning where you guys weren't doing it, which was of course you had to not do it, and then you I'm just itching my own pit,

and then you figured out how to do it. And I remember that you guys, listeners readers, remember that first episode back. It was so warm, It was such a warm hug. I felt so like, um, the old It just felt like the next the old days in modern times. Honestly, it has been a very nice constant to do. But the thing is, like I will say this now, doing this in person. I'm like, oh god, when can I just all best because because Boen is of course, like you know, famously in New York for work, famous, and

so he's got to be there. But I'm going to be in New York for like a whole month. This. Guys are good at this. I mean, here's the thing. You guys, your your zooming was fucking perfect. You're zooming it was fallows. Yes, was the singing always off? And did it almost work that it was a second to lay on each of you? Yeah, it almost seemed on purpose. Well you know what it revealed? It really revealed and one of us did not always know words. Yeah, oh

that's embarrassing. I don't know, do think about it, because it's a great when shut up when one of you doesn't know the words and you are committing to it. You never don't commit. That's beautiful. Never the final one thing that's hard to do. It's like sort of Ellen dances at the top of it all that you sort of are like, wow, we still have to do this on the episode because we've said it is the song at the end. Sometimes you wish you didn't have it.

It's rarely discussed, in fact, it's never just And then I feel like lately we've been bad at like both knowing exactly what the energy. Sure, but the song is. But you know who is keeping all of the songs? That a playlist Maddie hinein We Love Maddie Hinn made, I would love that. I mean what I want as a reader is, yes, I want a playlist of all the songs. I want a book of the of the rule. I think that there's a coffee table and there should be and you know what, how long are we going

to discuss before we get Okay? I've actually here's I'm just going to reveal. I have said this. I've said we should do this to Bowen, and Bowen feels like we should sit on it and think of think of a book idea that we both really like. And then we did think of one that we really like, and we want to do that. Maybe wait what and what was this? Sa Reveel? It? Were you crazy? What? What? Oh? Yeah? Remember that? Yeah? That was that was an interesting one.

I thought that was a little unexpected. So anyway, you could just PLoP out the rules of culture because it is done, and you could just comment, you could do a little it's basically like you PLoP them out. You maybe do a little blurb on each thing they need because they get paid maybe, and honestly it would be fun to do. And also we could get someone really cool to add it to illustrate each fun like not pictures,

illustrations And first of all, it's a doctor SEUs. This is the full rule Colt number thirty three, illustrations, pictures and doctor Wow. We are were four rules deep and we are two minutes into the end. The episode only been going for two minutes. It's a crazy Things title. Um. So let's just say that the rest of them in this order are this, this is the night um. And then and then there was Fantasias, which was Westkin see it in the Stars across the Skies, I believe. And

then Diana Dugramos was called Dreams, Dreams, Dreams um. And then Carrie Carry and I want to be inside You take it to the place babb where the star wars. Yea. Then we had this one never gets to in respect Taylor Hicks, do God, I have I do have so much love for Taylor Hicks, which is not not a popular API. No, but you didn't pay you didn't have

the mc fever. I had hot mc fever, and weirdly might still like that these person and on Grotta, there's kind of person and that is the turn that I understand. And I don't want you to just tell me real quickly. That means again, she's been, she's been, she's been ridiculed in the square she was, she was a main character on Twitter for a day. She definitely flopped hard into the clowns square. And I guess that's why I'm like, I'm like, I must be a fan, because I still

follow her on things. Yes, yes, we have not canceled. That is not the word, but that's not the word to use it. We're just saying she flopped into the When she's flopped into the cown square, it's because there were there was donations to the Republican Party found in the Year of Our Lord twenty very recently, and that's clownish behavior. Funny. Yeah, no, no, okay, I'm gonna unfollow tonight. No, no, no, no. I loved her so much that season. I remember remember

she was incredible, very funny, charged which comedian. Yeah, like I'm giving I'm giving her so much love right now because she's I'm sure she's listening. I don't know her to be so funny anymore. Right, she was a funny teen. Well she's goofy. She wasn't, damn now. Okay, she does videos with her husband, David Foster, and she's often goofy in the videos, and the two of them sort of have a ship. Okay, So I guess I follow her, but I don't follow her because I don't know any

of this. But that's the early COVID videos of like her and David Foster doing like a little variety show. They were entertaining the girls. Yeah, yeah, but then but there was something off about David Foster. And then the documentary we all watched and you realize there's a lot off with David auster Offen. Yeah, I did have I was really a McPhee fan. I thought her voice was incredible. I thought she was funny, and I thought she was hot as hell. He was certainly a smoke shot. Yeah,

but then I did. I had so much love for Taylor Hicks. I don't know why. I loved his little voice, and I mean, what was up with that dude? Yeah, he was sort of he sort of performed like He's always trying to itch his side with his elbow, and he always say like like like dad rock song, Sorry dog, sorry dog. Do you do you know the song teg Me two of the Pallet? He's not harder than he does. Of course he does. Yeah, you know that song take Me to the Parlor does? Of course he freaking does.

Of course he does. Okay, So moving more into contemporary music, we then we're of course given the breath of fresh air. That was Jordan's Sparks, who famously saying this is mine. Do you remember she kind of came out? She she she was. She was always so consistently good, but never a front runner, and then all of a sudden there was no other choice. But literally she she did what they say is flying under the radar. And I can't remember who her other her competition was, but it was

so clearly someone else. Blake lewis okay, thank you and what are they doing? He was a beat boxer, he was so he auditioned as a beat boxer and they put him on and then he sort of revealed that he could sort of us sing and he made it to the end. And that was a really good season,

like it had like incredible singers on it. But that was the final two and then it was just so clearly Jordan's and even like I don't remember who the maybe top four or five was, but even that she was like, oh, of course she's up there, but she's not gonna win. I don't know. She just came out she really like that was the energy. That was the energy. Who do we wish that she would redo No Air with? Because it's so because what a good song? Yeah? Rule of culture in my house, we don't listen to Chris

Brown in this house. I actually get weird when I hear people playing it. And I'm sure some of I know people have reason. I know, you know what, I don't think they have reasons. And whenever someone plays Chris Brown, I look at them and they know they know, they know that they shouldn't be playing, no matter what else they're doing at the time. If they're setting something on fire and Chris Brown is on Bowen is looking at them and he's talking like you know you're wrong. Yeah,

it's like R Kelly, Yeah right, so did okay? Did? Did? Did Gaga? Redid the R Kelly song with? What Christina? Okay? So it's I think I think honestly, I don't know. I think, yes, I'm into it. I love Christina doing anything and with that energy. Okay, so Jordan's sparks. Wait, so then season seven was who fuck, well, this is where things start to get really murky. This is where things I definitely to get murky. Was it then Chris Allen? And yes, okay, so Chris Allen's song was there are

no boundaries, no boundary. Yeah, he was a sweetie. He was like super sweetie. But was he a better singer than Adam Lambert? Because hohobic, you know, god, they were freaked and you know who wasn't freaked? Adam Lambert. He took that ship in strike. He was like, you will be seeing me. I'm going out of me, Like I'll be so gay. Yes, he said, I'll be so good. He did say that respect respect for Adam Lambert. Honestly does he get his flowers? Flowers? He's the lead singer

of Queen. He's doing fine, but appre he was like, diss me, honey. You know what's crazy to think about? That was fully two thousand, like eight, oh god, and think about how recently that is that he Adam Lambert one of I think we could say the gayest man in America. And I say that with so much love as one of them as well, like that that he couldn't be saying on American Idol that he was gay.

Did he not? I don't remember he didn't, but I felt like he I felt like I understood, well, of course everybody understood, but I felt like he definitely wasn't being like in this song is from my girlfriend back at home. He wasn't doing it the way that Clay was. Like.

He was fully like, not not out like closeted. But I remember it was like Adam Lambert had to come out and rolling Stone after the show ended because he had that iconic sort of of course there was like a huge python wrapped around his thigh on the right. Yeah yeah, um yeah that then they're okay, no, nothing, nothing, I do. Get a little murky around here. Even though I watched it, we had Adam Lambert, he didn't win. We had Chris Allen, so then Chris Allen and then

this is this is where I stopped watching. So that's where I that's where I, as they say in the biz, fall off, right, yeah, and I and the funny thing is, even though I watched every episode and was into it, I don't know any of these songs. I mean I watched them the one time they performed the Nelly and never again. Even being such a Kelly head, which I know you guys are too, moment like this is like my least favorite of hers. Yeah, I mean it's certainly not. Um.

I wouldn't say she likes it, you know what I mean? Right? But I feel like the thing about the reason why I like all these songs is because they're so dragon drop, schmaltzy, stupid. That's to me, it's my favorite thing in the world. It's all about like, if we try hard enough, we can climb the mountain. If we can climb the mountain, we can reach the stars. And if we can reach the stars, then thank you everyone who supported me because I knew I could do it all along, even though

there was hard roads. Like that is exactly That's exactly what it is. Is They crafted these songs to to be like a thank you to this. It's a Joseph Campbell hero's journey in a three and a half minute ballad. Good job, which which that's not culture is which there's value there, Yeah, immense value. What fun. This is the night. I mean the title of app this is the night unless we but we don't want to put it. Yeah, we gotta, we gotta. The doors are open, the doors

are open close at all times. The doors are open at all times of that title of that. So what we're gonna say this is the night? I just it's coming back to me. And maybe this has come back to me on the show in the past, but it's I have such an urged reader. Play it right now, yes, stop everything can play it right now, and then when you come back, you'll understand when I say, keep me to your and he it's that are I would go with you to the end of that. I've been waiting

forever be for this. This is the wait. An incredible song that that that is, that is beyond the smalty small. That's like I've been waiting forever for this. And sometimes those writers were like, oh we have a singer. Yeah that was the thing. And also another loser on that show, and that's you know what what is losing honestly, because there's so many like think of that first season wait, I mean, of course it should have been Kelly. Think of a damn fantagious season like get We Get Real

Losers Jennifer Hudson's seventh Places at the Heart. Yeah, I hearror concerning Heart my Heart Radio, but not that, not at all. Okay Wait, I was gonna say, Okay, so you said stop the pod and go listen to that song. I do have to say when when I was listening to Taylor Taylor, what the pod? When I was listening to was I listening to Taylor Swift? Swift? Yeah, okay podcast? Yeah? Yeah, I was like, oh, this is one episode where I almost wish they were playing the song lightly in the background.

I didn't do a lot of pausing and listen name which she would not like, she would not like, she would not like, Oh, she's probably not allowed. We'd probably be hearing from Taylor. And then yeah, this is some hot gossip that Matt just shared with me. She was what did I saying that? The scuttle but is oh, give me give me a talk about a culture. Guess who is rumored to be halftime show performer next Super bowlzz buzz. She not done it before that? She well,

she used to. She was a diet coke girl. Remember she was doing those ads. So it's a persona grata persona, that's rights. The word that I know, so pepsis is that the same word persona non? Three separate words. We've said it before, Okay, tonight, tonight, it's three separate words. That means she's not to be spoken in the space. That's what the non means in this in this space. Person not okay not. I definitely thought that persona gratamate

very important person. Yeah, it's it's from the from the it's from the Latin expression we don't talk about her. That's right, you're talking about her in here, that's right. That's right. Okay. So so so because of the pepsi coke thing she co she wasn't like she was kind of barred from ever doing the halftime show, but I think I think, look, she was one of her tips in her vogues. Every few questions, get a good lawyer, a lawyer, and they can tell you anything. That's why

Bowen and I have silent killers. Silent killers we shout you out with absolute fucking snipers. I'm telling you is no but I can I can feel with us right now. They should do Mortal Kombat would be incredible, their mark or whatever you said the question. But the thing is lawless victim with good lawyers. It doesn't matter that coke and pepsi have an ancient rivalry. They will be able to get through coke and pepsi. They have an ancient Yes, coke and having an ancient rivalry, and the Taylor Taylor

transcends the rivalry. That is true, and that is true. Yeah, she should do that. God should be like, hello, what yeah, yeah, I mean I can't. I actually like, I cannot believe she hasn't done yet. But she's not gonna She's not gonna play her plucky little folk songs. No, no, no, I wouldn't be appropriate. Are you ready for it? That's

today King, I said, you know, we're getting ready for it. Yes, And then in my head I kind of sadly thought to myself, we probably, like the finale, you know, would be shaken off, which might feel good in the moment, but I'm never excited. I know, and I know I know it's hard. Have you seen her concert? Yeah? Concert, one of the best days of our lives, one of

the best days of our lives. Yeah, Where was I was? I? Yeah, I was eight and nine two where she did all the videos videos and well I also saw reputation which was, oh, there's a huge snake. Yeah, I guess I watched the Netflix documentary. I was like, I also was there. Yeah, but the the videos in was so funny, right she was. I feel like she was like right off camera being like talk about me. She's like, oh my god, say don't. This is embarrassing. Though there is no explanation, there's only

she did no interviews, the ultimate tailor face. Okay. Another thing I just wanted to say really quick is I agree with you. Ivy is one of her best songs ever, ever. Beautiful song, beautiful, thank you, the taste on Darth sites in Cowboy right, and I mean give me. Also, everyone needs to listen to Happiness again. Me too, I mean I agree, I mean yes it is, and so maybe she should. Maybe we are getting a folklore evermore super Bowl. Wait.

I almost wanted to just sidebar and say, like even talking to people, no, just you guys, you guys, you guys, like talking in a room where like do we have COVID brain? Like like do you know what? Do you want to know what this is? This is actually and you'll agree with me. This is actual lost culture energy, This is lost culture, and this is what we needed because you you just look. The Zoom has been fine and you guys have killed We had some great episode,

but but you can't beat this. And it was funny when you go. When you guys first went to Zoom, I almost was like, no, that's not gonna work. It's so I've been in the room and I know that energy, and this isn't gonna work, and they're going to try it. A couple of times. She was, she was, she was calling flop she no. I just thought, let's say well, also, I was of the mind like we'll be out of this in a month, you know what I mean. So I was like, let's just wait. Waited out. Guys, we

have like six weeks of this talks. Remember how we all said that and then it was a huge shark of our life. I know everybody has said this a million times, but I do remember, like in California the Friday of COVID. I think New York was like the week before, two weeks before, but that that cookie Friday where everybody went absolutely nut and we and you know, you you got your groceries and we went home and we watched Contagion like every person, but I do remember

my husband Jason, who shout out to Jason. Let's just say had prince charming charming king charming king charming like king tar king like, would let him slap me across me too? And I have no, I haven't, but I would have probably rule it out. I'm absolutely not. Wait, he just he's more um? Would you say so? I was just like, I was just laughing because I was like, yeah, you can't rule anything out. The thing is in relationships, you gotta keep it spicy. That means not ruling out.

No slapping. I'm sure he's slapped me absolutely across the face. Have you slapped him? Yeah? I know I have. But but out of love come over here. Many lacked hard. I have a tendency to get a little um like loopy violent loopy yea since I was a damn child. Yeah, where it's like that was too hard? Darks And can I ask you an uncomfortable question? Have we had sex? Yeah? No, I think I figured that. Yeah, this is real. Oh my god, So you look at her sort of redirector

what are you? It is a great bit if only if you could see this bit my gold and look that down, look at me and answer this. Were you a tickler? Okay? Wait do you mean did I get tickled or tickled? Are you someone tickles others? Okay, wait, hold on, hold on, I said, not too quickly, because

here's what I've what I've done and perhaps do. Here's what I've done is like, okay, explain what I'm doing with my hands, like a little like a little so you have your fingers splayed out, fanned out, but then you do like a like a little like a little rib squeeze in hopes of getting a little like like a little like to a kid, you know, like a little that's like like a little tiny squeeze. But but the like the tickled God, what is tickling? So you know what it is. Matt is power. Matt is an

an unethical tickler. You love to tickle. Well, not not in the last few years. But I used to be the kind of person that was like, I'm gonna tickle you and Bowen, Bowen has been tickled by me. I just gonna come out and say this, and I'm taking accountability. I'm tickled Bowen thousands of times past consent yes, okay, that's where we get a little that's actually bad. Yeah, that gets that's where came back. And I got canceled in the first episode and you brought it up, bitch.

I I yeah, tickling can get into like that sort of gray edia and I haven't done it in very long Yeah, but I mean tickling can be fun, can be, but there is that moment where it's like, no, stop, stop, and I've said to you and I just want you to really hear this. You've tickled me and tickled me and I said stop, I don't want you to do that. And what do you do a little more? Keep going? That's the thing, it's not what do you do? What have you done? And I think that we want yes,

we do need to. We need to forgive. It's getting too much getting just got off the phone with Sharon was born about this and we agree, and you guys are okay, good good. Yeah. It was me, Sharon and Pierce all on three way call. Just kidding now, you guys, he's kidding. I haven't. I haven't. I haven't tickled no one in many years. But yeah, tickling is an interesting one. I'm trying to I didn't have tickling parents, right, Like tickling is a real uncle aunt move right relative. I

think that's that's the that's how it's passed. If you've been tickled, you will tickle. So we're getting dark. Okay, let's go back to American I don't know. I don't know. I was talking about slapping my husband Jason at the first week of the pandemic. What did he say. He's more of a he's more of a um doomsday type. You know, we have the earthquake backpacks and all that stuff.

Men be like that. And so when you know, when when all this damn stuff started, let's actually not talk about COVID, but I'll just do Really, he was, he was seeing the future of like this is gonna be months and months, and I do remember him saying, like this is going to go well into the summer. And I wanted to be like, you fool, are you out of your fucking mind. I was just like, let's not do this. That that is you know, that's not true.

I thought that people that were being like that, we're just like those types of people revealing themselves as those people that like to meddle in the darkness of a situation. From them. Meanwhile, they were just like seeing literally the future. Yeah, and then when yeah, the two week talk was the big one, right for everybody. It was like, okay, lockdown for two weeks and even that, you're okay, we're done this.

This has been talked. I think people haven't been talking about I think it merits us talking about it because because of what this day is, this is the night, this is the nine until we say something. Clay went on to run for office. He went on to become Megan McCain's best friend, and that makes them a better man than Lost Cultures. Thus, because we still have that invitation for Megan McCain to come be on the pod our producer, Megan McCain our producer, who are she just refuses?

What what? What? What have you talked to? Have you met her? Have you not been on the View? I've not been. Well, let's we're gonna We're gonna leave it. We want Darcy to be able to go because here's the thing. One of my greatest dreams for everyone, I said, they get to go on the View, right, so I won't do this to you, but what about when you guys go in the View. We're not going to be on the view because of this is going to be on. I'm not in the view. I think I think Megan

knows the score. Okay, well, I don't think she makes the decisions over their girlfriend. Is she there for the long haul? How long has she been there? Yeah, I mean she's certainly, she's certainly there. But the thing is there is of course the open invitation for her to come on the pard. I would love to see her and if she can charm us we have a death pack.

If she can get us to say, oh, we like her, actually, then we then we did kill Yeah, of course together, always together, every way, kill each other, kill each other. I would want to kill each other, you would, well, I did. I have always said I want to be the last thing you see, and that still that could still hold true. Each other just now with a damn gun. Please no, I take pills. Yeah, yeah, you know what

I think is so chic the cyanide moment. Don't you like when someone just bites into like the tooth and they go on and they're just gone. That's confidence, that's confident, that's that's you. You you're making the decisions so quickly and you know that you're going to get to the result. Just that's right, that's right, that's sucking. It's it's chic as hell, or biting into a glass like I always think those little cyanide guys are in like a little

glass thing. But it's like, bitch, yeah, I'm going to bleed and also I'm going to die, honey. They're hidden in their molars. What do you mean? Like literally, it's like the way the way that superspies do this, at least on film and television, which is you know, of course, how I'm consuming this. I'm not actually seeing people from that. Let's say c I A, for example, actually do this. So this is only how I understand it in media.

But it's a capsule of cyanide that's like in your back molar and then you know, to bite into it so that it slips down your throat and that's how you go. It lives there forever on their particular nights. But what if you what if you laugh? And what if energy Absolutely you have it in the side like a piece of gum, and then you know when you you're like trying to hid your gun from the tea shirt or whatever, and it comes to the front. Literally

and this has happened to me before. You know, you eat a Swedish fish and then the gummy burrows right into the pulls it out. I have to say. One of the most frustrating things is that, and also something we experienced last night, which is, right after you eat popcorn, good luck to you. Every time I eat popcorn, I think to myself, fool, yeah again you you know your whole life like you were born yesterday? Yes, And what do you hate in the teeth or what about? Like,

what about? What's this thing I'm pointing to down below your tongue in there? Yeah, pieces in there? Get real popcorn? Fuck you? Popcorn is literally it's it's one of the craziest things that exists out there because it's so delicious and so you know what, so funny. I was just about to say, you know what else this is like corn, but forgot they were the same. But they feel totally different, vibes entirely completely. One couldn't be wetter, one couldn't be dry.

Can you imagine watching a movie and like you eating corn while you watching a movie. But that's what we're doing that you know what I do with the corn on the Cord. What is that? You know what this is? This is not annoying, this is actually it's it's it's a return to youth. It's your inner child. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I really love Sure, I love Corn. Who doesn't don't lose her, don't lose her, don't lose that in her child. Keep cutting that. You two are people who

are very in touch with their inner child. I have to say I think that is very true, and I'm someone who is not. I have probably had to like really distance myself from him. And they wanted to know him. Oh no, no, no, I mean no, you're getting him, but no, I want to literally know him. I want to know Bow at seven. I want to hold him. Reveal Today we went to Universal Studios, Hollywood with the number one chief reasoning of we wanted to go to Jurassic World to see act in the pre show. And

so he was Mark check Mark. He was amazing. He was the highlight of the whole pre show. The highlight. Let's just say some of the other actors in the pre show. I'm not going to say their names because I know they're wonderful people, but they were phoning in a little bit and very clearly the eye line was going left right to left, right to left, commits just reading off a prompter, very clearly, Bradley Daryl Wong was reading these lines, delivering them with authority, good always, with

like conviction comfort. I mean, that character is so interesting. Basically you wanted to know more. It was. It was a go on moment, and we have to say he looked very, very attractive. There was there was reason to let's just say not we're loose pants to that day, because you know what, you're absolute bon show, you're boner boner with the reason the boner. The word boner boner is goofy acids. So I mean boners are great, but boner. And there's that inner child and I'm so happy to

see she's here. You know what I mean, She's here. Don't lose her, don't don't um. The reason I bring that up is because there was a child in front of us in the line at one of the eyes and he was he was sort of um performing performing for his father in a way that was like you could tell him he was like sort of an action movie and it was just him and the dad and

the kid might have been like six years old. And he was like flopping around in the best way, um, sort of like pretending to like duck and cover and like tackle his dad and everything. And Boonen looks at the boy and he sort of goes under. He's sort of set under his breath. I was like that, Oh my god, you heard that. I hear everything. You're my best friend. I thought I was. That was just like a thought I had to myself. We were stoned. We

should say, um that I was. I was like, I was like that, Oh my god, And in your mind you thought that. I thought that. I didn't think my sister could hear it? Can you? You guys are so connected and you didn't even comment on it. You know what it was like? It was did you watch one Division? So it was like the energy of like I thought you weren't allowed to talk about anymore in the straits. No, it's over. So our rule is that if it was over a week ago, we can talk. Can you know?

Like you like like you weren't allowed to talk about it because I don't care at all. I don't care at all. Because then I had a lot of people reaching out that were like I actually liked that. You guys talked about that, talk about whatever you fucking want to. Literally before before I make this point, I just want to say quickly quick that people judge The Falcon and

the Winter Soldier too early. It ends really strong and Anthony Mackie, y'all know what happened at the end of the series, and that is huge, which is spoiler alert skift seconds he becomes captain. Yes, I heard that. So and also Sebastian stand An outside of being Sebastian stand that man can act his as Yeah, he's great. Oh my god, he's so good. I should have just should have gotten more recognition for Titania. Yeah that's true. Yeah, they were. They had great chemistry. They were so good.

And I think that he was so good in the part and blended in so much with like because he's not choey like and so he's just so good in that movie. And I was like, why am I trying to this day? And it was because it was Sebastian stand And there's a moment in the last episode and

throughout the show where he truly kills it. I love him, but um, it was the moment of Bowen saying under his breath, I was like, That was the moment in one division where they're looking over their twin babies and she turns to Monica Rambo and she's and and Elizabeth eltons I had a twin killing. And then Monica goes, he was called killed by he? What did he say? Things started to get started to get very things changed.

But that that you dropped in and you said that, and it was so Elizabeth, You're comparing me to Elizabeth Olsen is not a higher thing. Truly, truly, truly. Wow, weren't we so impressed? My favorite actors in the world are Elizabeth Olson. I'm not that's great. I would love to see them in a movie just the two of them, like the Yeah, and I'm not talking Avengers. I'm talking like a big, big just the two of them. I'm talking a big job. I'm talking I'm not talking to

the Avengers. I'm talking a big movie. But I mean, like, you know, big acting. I guess big. But I'm telling you that's why I love these New Disney series is because this the Disney of it all, the marvel of it all, would charge so like bang boom bomb. Yeah, they're giving the girls opportunities to act, I know, and if they choose to take that, they can like like they you know what you're talking about with the beginning

of a Jurassic Park. Yes, okay, So you can either choose to take that opportunity to fucking act or you can just phone it in and they are taking the opportunity. There. You can either be Laura Dern looking up at the dinosaurs in wonder and giving you the fantasy, or or you can name I don't know if name names, or you can be one of the girls in the pre show today who was reading off a car. Oh, we're

not going to say which. We're not going to say which. Okay, let's talk about um leave the room, okay, yeah, because this iss I know, but I can't believe time is passing right now. I just want to No, I'm not even looking. I just like I have this Yeah, No, I just I want to just stay here forever. We I don't think we have to. I don't think there's any rush. Wait, how how Doug, how far along are we? How many minutes has it been? Four? Come on, come on,

we have hours. We're going to trim that, all right. So, so this is the deal, leave of their own. It's gonna it's it's it's it's been shot as a show. Yeah, well we shot the pilot. Who it's what that's it. I feel like such a dumb as I should have looked into that. No no, no no, no wait sorry, let me let me take that back to B B B. We shot the pilot right before pandemic, but we are shooting the rest of this scene. Yeah on the books where I leave for Pittsburgh in a month. Honey, summer

in Pittsburgh. Actually cute. That's kind of what we've heard. I don't know much about Pittsburgh, but I keep hearing actually cute. I don't mean to say that in a very patron any thing way, but it's like, that's actually a great way to spend I'm saying, that's a great way for you to spend your summer. Yeah, and I'm excited. We're all excited. Oh my god, oh my god, Well why wouldn't you? I mean, for me, it's just like that cast and we had Kate Berlanche. She's literally on it.

Can you Yeah, she's literally on. I too, was under the impression that it was like all shot, but we know we're going back to shoot the rest were shooting the rest. I know I made that. I made that seem like we only shot the pilot. I mean Jamie BABBITTT directed Jamie Babbitt amazing, amazing, amazing love her. Yeah, it was really wonderful. It was like it feels like a lifetime ago, pre COVID. But we um we played baseball together for like four months from November to February.

We played baseball together a few times a week. We go to the batting cages like we like kind of fell in love like a team, you know, like a sports tear. And then and then when we had to shoot, it was almost like, um, oh, yeah, we also are acting on a show, you know what I mean. That's where the period cost period costumes, period, hair, period, lips, period. I mean, we saw the photo of you and it was shocking, the red hair, and it was it was really like wow, like Glamor moment of the year. It

was like it was like truly a moment cute. It was really it was really really really fun. Oh my god, it was fun. Are you would you kill me? If I said yes, no, we would actually give you life. I am good at baseball and I've always been the day I picked up a bat when I was like

six years old. I want to know what your skills are, Like, what are your how would you rate yourselves in sort of the five key areas, which are like, I mean, we can say batting in terms of getting on base, batting in terms of power, defense, speed, and agility, and let's say um endurance sometimes of like I'm going to sort of touch on all those. Okay, she's a heavy hitter, Okay, she's got power on the bat. She has precision when it comes to throwing. She's gonna catch the ball. The ball,

he's gonna catch the ball. And she's got a good arm. Does she run fast? She don't write. She's a power hitter, okay, And she's um she runs with gumption and and and um life, you know what I mean. So in the batting order, were we talking three spot, four spot, five spot? Of course probably three or four, three or four sorry, that's where you want to be, Okay, And she plays first base? There we got we don't. We don't need

speed on first place. We don't need to speed on first we just need But also like she's not like don don She's getting there, but she's not like they're not like, uh, you know who's going to win the race, right right, right, We're not we're not putting, we're not taking someone off. Second, what is that called like likening or something whatever, We're not doing that. But she's also here's what else she has. She has the confidence to

steal a base. Okay, because guess what that's all it takes is confident and I want it's all about comption. And you little baseball players listening at home, just remember, I know, just remember you can steal the base. You're going to freak him out by even trying, and they're probably gonna not catch, honestly, a non fast person on on the So if you're a non fast person on face on first base, they're not looking for you to

steal the base. So take a little take your don't understand no, no, your technique, No, your technique on how to get back to the base, and also how to move No. When during the wind up, you gotta go exactly, and don't be fooled. Don't you dare be fooled. Don't go too far because if they throw it back and you get out because you were leading off too far,

kill yourself. You'll be you know what, you know what, you tried it, and also you know who might be a flop the catcher, thank you, usually might the catcher might not be able to make that throw from the home plate to second base. Because this is complicated and it pictures so far up its own ass. It's probably not even gonna be aware that you're trying to steal. All I'm saying little baseball players is steal because the pictures they have egos, have the confidence. Anyway, Yeah, I

love baseball. You're talking to someone who was a stolen base leader in my league. I believe that. So I was not a powerful hitter, but I could get on base. In fact, I was like a sort of a bunt and so I would always always had a very high batting average, and I would I was the stolen base Kim, I really really really see this for you. And I was the center fielder and I was a very good defense at center fields. Yeah, I really love it. But

nothing I have, I have nothing to add. I'm just I'm just really it's a funny thing to like to play. You know, you play sports in school because you're sort of like forced into it, and some some is great, some can you connect with some you hate or whatever, but then you kind of just stop. And I mean clearly there are athletes out there that are that's what their job is, but most of us you kind of just stop. And it was really fun to get back into it this far where it was like wake up

at like practice at seven. So I can't even I think I think that like that would be something I'm really interested in. Actually, is like doing a baseball league? Yeah yeah, yeah, you mean like just like an I wasna say, after school school down with school. I mean, you you can and should. I'm sure there's like gays out here in l A that are kidding me, there

absolutely are. And also like some show you're going to be on or right for, we'll have like there, you know, like Brooklyn nine nine has a team that yeah, you're you're you're playing when the world comes back, which it is any day you're playing, I'm playing on playing for the team. I'll play with you. Honestly, I would relish the opportunity, you know what I would do to you, Like if I was on first base and Darcy was playing first base and I was going to steal a base,

this ship talk would be unprecedented. You would feel like ship one the time I left that base to go steal, but also kind of wink at me. Yeah for sure. I mean afterwards, we would we would we would like we would so hug. Yeah, yeah, we would so hug your fist bump. But it's really, you guys are gonna love this. Is on the floor. He's like, you can't believe the sports. I can't believe that. But but it's not just sports. It's also like, um, you know, it's

also you guys are gonna love it. I don't really know what to say, but that's fine. Yeah, it's that we you know, we it's with it. It's just a perfect Um, it's the perfect thing to revisit because it's a perfect movie, and it's it's just a perfect It's an exciting thing to revisit because it's a show. It's serialized the world, the world who doesn't want to return to the world, And it's a little you know, it's it's not quite so white, and it's not quite so

very straight. It's better not and it's it's really been. It's it's I just I'm loving these scripts and I'm really writers and I just can't wait to I can't wait to dive in head first into home base fearless, Jamie Babbott If Jamy Babbitts directed, it's going to get a little gay, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure that we're going to have two women kiss on a league of their own. Okay, I don't know if we have any straight it's because think about what the reality of

that was though. What I mean, like these girls who wanted to play baseball really badly, and what do you think that comes with that comes with sapphic desire and back in the fourth I mean, whatever, this is not new information, but like in the forties, you know what was allowed. Nothing was allowed. And guess what, baby, everybody's gay.

Everybody's gay deep down. And it's so frustrating sometimes to know that because you think it gives you sort of an edge, and then you realize everyone's gay and hiding it. The Bachelor is gay, that's the that's the truth. If you're watching the Bachelor, he's gay, yes, And then actually the fact that the Bachelor is gay, I'm sorry, it makes it less interesting to be gay, Yes, it does. Some of the one of the most corporate things it's

actually unfortunate. It's actually it makes gay. ABC. Yes, yeah, yeah it does. It makes gay. So you know what the next move is, be straight be I think I'm starting it on this episode, being like I'm gonna steal the bag and talk shipped to you. Wait, how what about the people? What about those of us who like the sports just don't stick? Because I really wish that like there was something that kind of nothing at all, nothing, but but like I guess what I want to say

is who cares? Right, Like, what what do you? What do you? What do you miss? What are you missing? I would be I would be like, actually if I would if I were to the sport playing type, even sort of extra career, um, I would spend less time thinking about bullshit that I that I do every single day. And you mean like at this stage in your life or when you were a kid or what both? When I was both both? Oh my god, we need to find the right thing for you though, because here's the thing.

Bowen is actually very strong and his calves are very strong, like maybe like soccer, yeah oh yeah, but also it maybe isn't just like a typical sport baseball, football, basketball, soccer. Maybe it's something like racketball. Maybe it's something like a goddamn dance class or like a you know what I mean, Maybe it's something that is the field. Also, maybe it's I was literally about to say, maybe it's improv that's

what I want. That's what he did in high school instead totally so I would have I would have killed you didn't even have that. No, but we like you want there. I mean, of course, like physical activity is fun, but what we really desire is the team is the team. But like, but you seem like someone who is very plugged into the sports world, Like, are you're the tennis type. No, I'm not. I'm not. Okay, I'm not. That's he that's her sister, that's my friend tennis fucking type. I mean,

that person is a tennis head. I mean I I worked with Michael Showalter and I brought b straight up and the first thing he said was my tennis But yeah, that's right, tennis like all the time. And I was like, I heard he's a real competitor, and he's like, oh, this competition is fierce. He literally competes. Yeah, he's great. I wish I was a tennis or. I don't think I've ever stepped foot on a tennis court. It's actually so much harder than you think. It's unbelievably hard. I

could see you being really good at tennis. I played it in high school. Let me finish the first, my first I have played a freshman year. Yes, we we like had to like play into the latter. I don't know what it's called last place, last place the entire sometimes part of playing is coming in last place. Thank you, of course, But I just I was just immediately like I'm not interested in this. I just saw. I just saw Hello Dolly being performed at my high school. Was like,

I want to do that, get me in there. And also, you know, tennis is a more solo sport. Maybe you were craving that that team. I love a team. I fucking love a team. And maybe that's why we did I don't know, in provenstead of stand up. Perhaps maybe maybe I think that and honestly made me feel comfortable

when I got into sketch in college. Um, I think because I was used to working with people, but also it was like like sketch writing was like an individual sport, and like then sketch acting felt team is so I think that because I was like a track kid and so we were on a team. But like what you were doing was like for your own thing. But I did love a relay race. Yeah, yeah, I was on my school's four by four Jock Jock, Matt, Matt jock.

It's not not true. It's also not right, right, right, It's just true enough, which is all that matters, as long as it's not an outright lie. Right. I mean I had varsity letters flying out my You couldn't have. They couldn't all fit. There were so many. Yeah, I am, here's the real truth. I My real sport in high school was water polo. Oh that's hot. I played, yes, which you may not have even had at your school school.

And it was actually like the girls who were a incredibly attractive but also yeah yeah yeah, and we like to smoke pot. Like it was like, you know, you had to be in shape, but like in a different way. Yeah. Well, the thing about swimming is like it's such a good way to get into shape, just being in the water and learning how to exist in the water and maneuver in the water. Like we'll get you in shape and

you don't even realize it. And also I'll tell you what the girls forget to do when they're in the pool. You forget to hydrate because you think in the water, I don't need to sit. No, you're sweating so much more than you realize. So that's actually rural culture when you're in the when you're in the water so much more than you know. You don't get this on zoom, you don't get it would actually be impossible to arrive there.

It wouldn't have it wouldn't have happened. Couldn't have happened, honestly, shouldn't have happened. Shouldn't zoom And we'll be right back after the break. But anyway, we're back, and we went somewhere. And I have to say that only someone that is back for their third time as a guest the hat trick really could could throw the break in that way. And I don't trust anyone else from more to throw break. Darcy Darcy one of the few guests to get in there.

On the rules. Oh, I love the rules. But everyone's able to do it, but no one doesn't fear whatever is going on. They feel they can't get it on on the on the on the rules of culture. It's like no, get it on you like making the rule. I love it union make up a rule. Yeah, and also maybe a reader right now is like shut up, and I get that. If you don't understand, if you want miss Carden to shut up, I got a different

podcast for you, honey. It's called it's called card Car, called the Daily people that take themselves quote uquote seriously and follow the rules and try to make the quote unquote world better. It's called Murder Pod. It's murder Podcast. Let's know, let's let's I would like to bring something up. Has anyone sort of ventured into the mayor of East Town of it all? But but I am definitely I'm interested.

I'm interested. I gotta tell you. I watched the first episode and I am very excited that Kate is here with a full on, researched Philly accent. And you know, I've heard she did the work because when when her character was supposed to say the word water, she said water and I overdose happened, and I was like, this is you know, wait, I want you to ask Sudy, like, I wonder what a Philly person thinks of this accent.

So some I tweeted about this and some people sort of were like, yeah, but you know there's words where she's falling off. But here's what I'm saying, and I say this with all the love in the world for Kate Winslett, who the second she showed up was creating culture right away. And we have to respect that. We have to respect sometimes the accent work, ain't we We We can hear little little inconsistencies, are accents that important

to some people. But like she's giving us everything else. Literally, this performance is one of her best of all time. And I'm telling you, Mayor of Eastown, she's giving it. And she's got a limp. She's got a limp the Mayor of Eastwick. Is that the mayor of Eastown? Like like Marianne people calling her mayor Mayor of Easttown. I'm telling you very good. Also got Jean Smart. We're obsessed as Guy Piers. It's very good and it's got a

really good ensemble cast. Pierce Memento, is that right, Guy Piers? Always good? Right? Yeah? And and a wind lit faith They were Migether Okay, okay, okay, okay. I ever heard of your last name is also the name of the title Hello A dream One of the dreams, one of everything, of every Mildred cardon, Mildred Rogers, Mildred wish. I want to know, can I do what I think is probably not well thought through impression of of Kate Winslet winning an award. Yes, I'll tell you what it really is.

It's like a performative. Oh my god, this is amazing. Gather ne'er what she won the Golden Globe, but she kept saying to herself out loud. I do feel that she might be super competitive, like that might be a sign probably intense, an intense person really wants to win, because well, she went for so long without win, right, right, right. But I do feel like there's whether she's done the like fist you know what is this called the fist pump jovial Whether she's actually done that or not, I

feel it from her like God's her essence. Yeah, God, this just reminds me. And we're so happy and we're about the results of the oscars. But to know that Glen has lost an eighth time, you know, your heart just goes out. I know that's awful. Well, because like she even I don't I don't even love Glenn close that much. But to have that be like why does that like that becomes your legacy, is that you've lost it.

It just hurts. It hurts. And the thing is like you pretty much look at every time she's lost in the person that's one and you're kind of like, yeah, yeah, remember when Bonyang was like and I don't even like Glenn Close that much, said, I don't love Glenn Close. And the thing about Glenn Close is like it's she's always so good. But but like, yeah, I mean, I mean, I tried to watch A hundred one's Almatians again thinking this is the move. It wasn't. She She's insane, She's

so cuckoo in the movie. But I will say this, Emi Stone Cruella, sign me, sign me the hell up? Kirby, how that we saw her herbs so happy? I let me watch her on any screen, any size, Apple Watch to fucking Imax. Yes, I want her the smallest screen. I would even watch her on a Quimby Revival, the smallest Quimby screen you could ever imagine. And they were such small screens, they couldn't have been smaller. The episodes

are such quick bites. Could you imagine Chump the quick bite that existence, alright, Pee, we're still thinking about love. You can't stop thinking about you, Quicky. But wow, And I will say this, and I think I said this to you. If the Joker can be an Oscar winning role, there's no reason Cruella can't be an Oscar winning role. Yeah, I mean the patriarchy, that's what that is. I'm maybe serious. There's no reason Catwoman isn't interesting such a I'm just

saying you are. Everybody's thinking it and nobody's saying it. They're not saying it out loud, thank you, saying it under their breath. Small gathering, Universal studios in line, Darcy, What are you consuming? What are you watching us? What's on your mind? Culturally? Feel like I feel like I'm watching every damn thing. I feel like, Yeah, I know, and not the mayor of East Town, of East Town, the mayor of the East. I feel like I've I've

watched everything that has ever existed. I've watched more TV in the last blank blank blank than I've ever in my life. But why am I watching The Circle? Right? Obsessed? And new episodes are out tomorrow? What do we what do we a k A today? What do we think of Netflix not just dropping them all at once. I think they're cheasing out a good thing. They're teasing the girls, and I think I'm edging harder than I've ever edged in they're teasing the girls in the way like is

it a different format this season? Same format, but like usually Netflix, I believe drops it all in just one chunk, and they're giving us three a week. It's wild. Yeah, I I fell off the first as you maybe should. It's not it's not it's not great. It's sort of it's sort of an awkward show. Yeah, well they in right, I am. I'm watching for Michelle Bote solely. Yes, she's so funny, like and you see her and you're just like, I want the show. But it's because it's really a

voiceover gig. She's essentially slay booking this because it's essentially a voiceover gig. And then she does the reunion. Yeah, and in the voice over gig makes me laugh, Oh you're laughing out. Yeah, it's Michelle. She's so funny. But God, basically, like there's some twists on the way they do things this year in the in the way that's like a twist that makes you laugh out loud because it's so stupid.

Like one of the women that went on the show was playing Lance Bass and she's like, he's my boss. I'm his personal assistant, and so she's like he's playing him, she's playing you can catfish on this show. It's basically like a social media so yeah, so she's she is his personal assistant in real life, and she's like, I know every damn thing about him. I'm going to kill

and she is not killing. So the first thing she does is they're like, so Lance, they because they all know him, and they're like, so, Lance, you're like rich and famous, why are you competing for a hundred thousand dollars And you can tell she's just like it's for charity. And then maybe they would have respected that and played the game with him. But she made a joke that of course didn't read. This is going to be funny.

She's like, this will be funny, and the joke was like, um oh, I'm making money for I'm like saving up money for in Sink Reunion tour. And they all read it and they were like, oh, that's sucks, and she's like, I bet they're laughing right now. She was like they're laughing. They get that it's a joke and not the soul of these basic people on the show. We're like like, I don't like that. I don't like that because he's got enough money for the tour and he should really

donate it to charity. And meanwhile she's like yeah, like she's always like James so good. Um, yeah, it's it's not it's not like yeah, it's it's very fun to watch, but I'm kind of like giving myself over to more reality TV lately. Yeah, just kind of like what you know, give me the good with the bad. Yeah, you would love the Circle? Yes, I will watch this season. You love like you love like. I feel like you're in the same zone where it's like you need things to

turn on to turn your brain off. That's this, I mean, this is how lame I am right now. Okay, because of the Circle, one of the one of the actors, one of the characters on the Circle is this brit his girl named Chloe. Okay, who who she's from? Too hot to handle? Did you watch to Handle? No? But here's something I'm this is where my brain is right now. I finished The Circle and was like I want to

watch the next episode. Damn, there's not until next week. Well, I guess I'll start Too Hot to Handle that came out a year ago, so right now I'm literally when I go home tonight, I'll probably watch an episode of last year's Too Hot to Handle. Some of the hottest men in the world, just the horniest show. The guys Harry and David. Well, isn't that fruit and nuts? Fruit and nuts, nuts, Harry and David, Harry and David, Harry David we're talking about? Isn't that What are you talking about?

I gotta go. I want to say that there's like a fruit and nuts company had almost right, But I'm only talking about the hot men name Harry and David. David Birtwhistle is the name of one of guys on the show. He's the hottest man I've ever seen. Every single time you posted Instagram, I have to like it and like, is he the British guy? And then there's one Australian guy named Harry, of course, who hasn't only fans. Okay, so what does that mean? Does he show his weener?

He shows his all Oh wow, is that really really true? He shows this whole hog hog ass a lot of times he's netter bending over for the camera. Oh my god, he gay. But but maybe, I mean maybe I think that if Bachelor can, Yeah, I did. I wanted I don't know. These guys have a little bit of like straight man head, but if that makes sense, like they were born to be like I can only be straight. But I was like, chill out a little guys test

the waters. But they're on a reality show that's a lot about them being hot, and so it's like a little yeah, it's a little gay. I just wanted them to like take Somali and chill out with each other, you know, yeah, yeah, Because if you're on a show that's about being hot, it's like the people are watching are going to be the women, but also the gay men. That's who's watching. And you can tell this one guy's only fans because I do I do subscribe, and I

do subscribe. Um he's like, um, hi, my little chicken, eas like, and he's talking to like you can tell he's talking to men and women. He knows, he knows he's got a gay fan base. And that's that actually is tough for me lately. And I'm going to say something a little bit controversial. I don't know about all the queer baiting and queer performance that's happening from straight men or men that are like like not not not saying what their sexuality is, but like they're always seen

dating women. I'm not really talking about Harry Styles because I think it's cool with Harry Styles because he like walks the walk and like he's like fully doing the performance. But like whenever I see a straight men just in address now, like for a photo shoot or whatever, I'm kind of like, I don't know, I know, I feel like, yes, let's take away the stigma about what everyone's wearing, Like clothes are clothes, like gender is you know, fluid, whatever.

But when it's like a very straight person or straight acting person and they're in address, I'm kind of just like, why why are you are? Did you want to do this? Or is what is this for? It's it's like what's frustrating. What's frustrating is that it's like a mutable thing for them that they can turn it on and then they go back to being like comfortably a heater o or like signal that they're straight. I haven't I don't think so money about that about about about straight straight. I

don't think so honey straight is it great? I don't think so honey. It's basically what this podcast I don't think. I don't think this podcast is basically I don't think it's any straight. Rename it, yeah, I think that's I think we got it. We name it. That's what it is, all right? Where where are we at right now? Can

I ask? Can I ask one? So? This is the this is the point where, this is the point of the show, the sort of hashtag point in the show where we transition to I don't think so high right and I don't think so honey, is one minute where we absolutely rail against culture and say what we don't think about it? Say that, say that with a hard to say in it, say in it that we rail

against Well. The thing about ran, the thing about I don't think Honey that we've sort of discovered is that you have to start I don't think so Honey a little early, because you have to allow for conversation that I don't think so Honey provokes, because we only have people on the show that are thought provoking and smart. That's start a fire. That's right, that's right, And you don't want to you don't want to go three minutes. I don't think so, honey. One minute, two minutes, three minutes.

And that's our show. What are we This is not our first episode full we've done this. This is not how things are. No bet your bottom dollar that we're going to talk about. We're going to follow up on the points that were made. That's right, okay, you bet your bottom dollars, your bottom doll hair. I do love doll hair jokes. I love doll hair. Let's always say

doll hair. If you're saying okay, rule of culture, yeah, no, no, no no, if you're rule of culture number one seventy nine, if you're saying instead dollar hair, electric electric chair, pretty good, pretty good, one seventy nine. If you're saying doll hair chair. Now, the readers are never going to say dollar again. They were right behind them with a very large chair. Yeah, in out, I have one, you have and I yeah, we just have one? Okay, Oh my god? I do

do you guys feel how to together? Okay? This is Matt Rodgers is I don't think so, honey. And as time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Governor Caitlin Jenner Okay, so this can't happen. But here's the deal. She's an unprecedented bad person. We cannot be having her run the government. If there was going to be a member of the Jenner family nay, a Jenner parent who is going to run California, it should be Chris because we know she can run an economy. Let me tell

you about Caitlin Jenner. The only thing she can run is her goddamn mouth. And this and that was a Caitlyn Jenner impression that was fine. She has a lot of people from the Trump campaign on her fucking team and the only reason she's not a Trumper at this point is because she finally way too late, was like, huh, maybe he's great for trans stuff. So her community needed to be attacked for her say I don't like Trump, This would be bad. I really don't think so, honey.

And don't know about this recall of Gavin Newsome, because if he doesn't get out fifty percent of the vote, the second place person is gonna be the governor, no matter if they have a majority or not, and that could be Caitlyn Jenner. If we've learned nothing from we're not gonna Chase her out. I don't think so. I am nervous about I know, because look, is Gavin not good with California is in ship shape. But we're recalling

Gavin Newsom. And the way this works, if you don't know, now you know, is if he doesn't get of people voting for him to stay in office, then the second place person is the governor. That's the way it works. Meanwhile, his election is actually supposed to be next year anyway, So I think we should wait because that is how we end up with either a Republican governor or someone like like worse. And now Randy Quaid is saying he

wants to run for governor of California. So you guys, I'm just saying, like, maybe we could wait one year. I know, it's a ship show here in California. You want to primary some candidates before we before before we make a huge mistake and end up with someone who, if a lot of people announce gets like of the vote, that that isn't representing most of California at all, or that's just bad. I don't know. This is how we

got Arnold Schwarzenegger as the governor. So this exact situation get like here the worst case scenario, Gavenuson gets yes, and then someone like Caitlyn Jenner gets like twenty. Let's say, if it's if it's if the if the pie is split too many ways, horrible. That's exactly the situation. And I just think, like, remember that, while we don't like Gavin and every time I see him, I'm like, this, guys, what does he want to be an actor? Like the

way he presents himself, I'm just not about. But the thing is like, you might really get like a Caitlin Jenner type in the situation, and we just have to like slower role a little bit. Remember that this started as like a far right like plan of attack against him, and it just kind of squirreled out of control to now we're actually doing a recall. If there's actually someone who could become a better governor that's gonna be up in this recall thing, than sure, I just maybe have

to do my research and don't know about it. But the whole thing makes me nervous because remember that we had the US president named Donald Trump and it was hard. So let's not funk up who is our governor? Because this this state is in bad shape and we can't do worse than we're doing right now, and we might

and that's your no. No, I know, that's that's everything agreement. No. I like, I like to hear this because I have shut down a little bit with this and I and I and all you're saying is like what I'm hearing is like, oh no, no, you have to stay involved. You have to like this is not done this, you know, just because we got the villain out, the villains continue. Oh they don't go away. And I remember, like, like

that's the thing is. It's just like I feel like we all talked a big game when when Trump was president of like we're never going back, Like once he's out, we're all going to be just as engaged. And that's

already like slipping. Like I mean, like I was so upset to hear about the news about the census, Like we lost so many congressional seats, and I feel like people need to be reacting to that, you know what I mean, Like it sucks like it's already happening, you guys, Like like what happened after Obama was elected and then with the midterms elections after that, we don't want to repeat that like that's how we were in the nightmare that we were in. And so I guess that's all

I'm saying. It's just like, keep keep aware of what's going on, because it's we're not we're not out of the woods in terms of like, you know, the grand scheme of things, like yes, we have a Democrat in office, and like people are getting vaccinated and like the pandemic is quote unquote ending, but it's like, you know, we still have to We didn't win a war or anything. Taylor, and that says, that's as poignant as I'm gonna get. I liked it poignant. Um do you have and I

don't think I have one? All right? And it's going to be we know that it's about Straights, but it's about it's about something. It's about that they do. So when we know they do much, well, they can't stop doing. Okay, Um, this is actually Bowen Yanks. I don't think so, honey. On the first episode we're in person again, it's and and it's it's it's a it's a meaningful one for me to choose be on these on this occasion and Bowen Yanks time starts. Now. I don't think so, honey,

straight couples who shout across the hall from me. I just moved into a new building, and I thought, thank god, I get to escape too. Straight couple of neighbors who get into shouting matches every other fucking day, and I can hear them. Well, guess what, just moved into a new building. And as I slept my second night in this new home, what do I hear across the hall but a fight about the guy saying I asked you if there were California girls there or Jewish East Coast

girls there. I was like, what are we talking about? What is this fight even about? This is the most this is the most significant thing I've marriage story looking as closer Mike Nichols looking as Cramer versus Cramer looking as motherfucker's it's it's tired. It's a cliche. If you're straight and you're a couple and you're yelling at each other, you're done. Shush, shush. You can have a whisper fight like lesbians do. You can have a squealing match like

the gays do. But these bellowing fellowing fight like from their die, from their yellow you are And also, whatever happened to repressing what you feel, simmering over time and resentment. Whatever happened to that? Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf looking at It's so it's so cliche. We've been there, we've been there, come up with new, I P new, I P. We've been saying it, We demand new, we say that

as Marvel stands now? Can I can? I say? One of the most jarring things ever had to be hearing nothing and then hearing all of a sudden that all I said was where there California girls there? Or where they're Jewish, Jewish East Coast girls? They're hate this guy. I don't don't like him. Yeah, I don't like him. No, I don't like that he was boiling it down to something like California girls or Jewish East Oh, there's so much, but I don't even I don't even know what are

even talking about. He was concerned about the crowd. He really wanted one or the other. Apparent Why does he want anything get lost? Patients get lost? He should know that as a white straight man, we don't care what he wants. We don't want to know. But I thought I was like, they're they're everywhere. I thought I was gonna be able to escape this, and like these couples be yelling at each other. I don't know. I'm like, I'm like, really, I mean, like, this is the thing

about l a for for some places. For if you live in a home, you don't have to deal with it means maybe you do, but it's like it's a more avoidable things, right, you mean sharing the walls, sharing, sharing the walls. It's just it's just more avoidable. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing is. It's like, and I feel badly because you just moved into this new apartment and you were so excited about it, and then these sort of things befall, you know, the people fighting. He hasn't he

has neglected to mention, you know, his couch list. The couch that he wanted to bring into the house did not fit through the door, and they couldn't take it apart. Is that next they couldn't take it apart. No, And then I didn't know about these couch surgeons who put it up. I didn't. I was like, you know, what, how would anyone It sounds like even if I knew about the couch surgeon. I'm telling you and I talked about this with some other people moving day. You're just

no way, I'm not having a meltdown. They're going to be good throwing some things away so quickly. So yes, I'm already in that mindset. We're like, they're like the movers, God bless them. We're like, we can't fit this sofa through the door. And I was like, throw it out without without, without without a second thought. I was just like, did you like that couch? Was there any No? I didn't,

I was gonna place it anything. Actually, he actually famously didn't like, OK, couch, We're glad that it's gone, even though it would be nice to sit your ass on a couch right now, because the couches also famously take so goddamned long. I don't understand why months, months, but they really. I mean I was without a couch for at least six weeks in my in my apartment, and then it was like it was like it was like right before the pandemic hit, the couch came. Can you imagine?

Can you thank God? Thank God? I had been thank Can I thank you? Please? Thank God? I'm a uh well, I just thought eighty one thing I'm going to recommend to you, going to a couple of places and seeing if they have any floor models of failing or by now by now what is it called cash and carry? Is that what it is? I don't even know. It sounds right. It feels like sometimes the floor model situation is like the luck of the day. But I've been so lucky, and I've been so lucky, and I've been

so lucky it's not happening. At West Elm, where I shopped for all my stuff that's coming in three months, I was so lucky. At West Elm, I had this coffee table that I simply fell in love with, and I said I want this one, and they said, okay, well this one's gonna be three months. That's hard to say, and I was like for some reason, I was like, no, this is the one, and then didn't have one for

three months. It was like I moved into my apartment in January and I didn't get my couch, but it didn't come into like truly June because then the pandemic. So it was like indefinitely. It's like that moment in the pandemic where it was like we actually don't know how yet, which was fully understandable, and so yeah, three months. How's how do you plan that for? I mean, it's been done. People do it well, they're about to move

into a new place. They bought it. They buy a new place and they and they and they order the furniture ahead of time that's coming in new And I'm like, I don't. I don't have that anything in my life. And I'm sure thinking that it's quick is so dumb and dare I say privileged? But I'm like, I don't understand why it's not tomorrow. I honestly don't. I'm like, I know it's in that damn warehouse. Why is it going to take three months? What if I drive there?

What if? Which I'm willing to do, I can't express enough. I'll do it whatever however I can collaborate on this with you. I'm willing to do. Please get me, Please give me. I ordered a pair of shorts. I won't say from what company Bill Bong, it's not either one of those, and so like that's good. Were really throwing them off the set. But I ordered a pair of shorts from a company and they took tom Ford a pair of shorts took three months? Who do they think they?

I don't know who they think they was. There was one little aunt sewing the damn pair. It was to the point where it was like I forgot they were coming, and then like for some reason it popped up like like like an old and then you're like, I don't care, yeah, and I was like, wait, hold on. This was like a fully on, full on stone purchase a quarter ago ago. But then email to the company being like, Hi, three months ago, I ordered a pair of shorts. It's ordered

number five seven eight seven. I would like to know if they're still coming. They came, I didn't even like them, and then what are you gonna do? Are you a returner? I'll wear them, okay, I would rather give them to a stranger than I'm so damn I'm so bad at returning that I just don't shop because I can't. I'm a I'm a terrible returner. The idea of packing a box of something that you bought, and we're like, I don't like that. I think it doesn't make sense, but

I think it couldn't be easier. But I've literally actually think it's very hard. Thank you for that. Than the hardest thing, it's one of the hardest things, and that is that is known. I would say, here's the thing. When I received something in the mail and I take it out and I realized, and I decided one of two things, this doesn't fit me the way I wanted to, or be I don't like this. That should be my

end of relationship with the item. Yeah, like you want to just give it back to the person that should be I'm not doing they that that short should have chomped his own jaws shut, cyanideed his ass and turned to death. If I don't like this, it shouldn't take up space in my living quarters or in a pile in my closet, which it absolutely does. Which my husband's like, what are we doing this? And I'm like, I'll get

do it. Yeah, I'll get to it next year. And I can tell by that voice you're not getting no, no, no no. And then my sister comes over and I'm like, you want a pair of pants, y'all go, But wait a minute. Y'all got a clean house, a clean house, but you're gonna put you have a pile in the closet like a like a clean return. Do you think I have a clean house? I mean clean house. I feel like Jason gives cleanhouse. It's both of you a clean house. But Jason likes a clean house. That's so hot.

It's nice too. It's nice if your partner is a clean one. Yeah, I think right, because unless they're not an egg, unless they are an egg, an egg a nag, unless they are an egg. I know what's been you know, like a like an aggressive thing that a lot of my friends have been doing. Because I have gotten better about this. I used to be kind of a mess. Now now that I have my own place like that, I like, for the first time, I say, like in quotes, um,

I keep it clean. And every one of my friends that I haven't seen in a while, that's like coming from New York or whatever, they all turned to me and they go, I'm really proud of that. I'm very proud of you. This is not targeted towards you. I know we're talking so but but you are indicative of the kind of person that says said this to me. She was like, I have to say, I'm really proud of you. And she lived with me for years, so she really knows. But that's It's funny. The growth is

is is it? It's quantum weep it qu Quantum Mania Man three Marvel Marvel. She really there's an aunt man too, there was this boy is going to be cheering in the damn theaters when they open, when when we're all packed together, like remember like like part I can't tell if I loved her if I hated it, like watching Avengers in the theater and having the boys cheer when like you know, don't realize how much you love it

until you can't do it anymore. And here's what I'll say, fucking someone saved the arc light, dear God, like someone saved the arc light, like some billionaires would do one good thing with your money, like save the arc light, like ask Ellen when you see him, like to save the arc light. We the arc light needs to be saved. Yeah it does, but I want I don't know why. I feels strongly like I want it saved by the right person or by war. What have you guys been

doing with your wealth? Like get together like a Robert Redford type somehow George Clooney, And that's who I said first, George Clooney. It seems like a real George Clooney movie to be like oh I got this, Like oh honey, I got this. Let this be what bonds Brad and Angelina.

Oh come, I'm a big movie. Um I So you were saying that you don't know if you like that moment in in the movie Theater of Cheering when you know you have you might miss it when when like this actor, this tertiary character from this thing shows up and you're like, wait, who is that? I love it too. I love a cameo. Yeah. Would you like to clap when somebody walks whenever anyone comes out like and I'm like,

I'm like, I wasn't expecting to see them. I'm like, hell yet, like in Falcon I want soldier spoiler in it, I was, I was clapping my hands together. Why do

I just call her countess? She plays like some someone in saying the contest like something insane, and she says her name, and she's so funny that when she says her name, you laugh even though like she's simply say I watched She's you know, I'm not to be such a damn jock again, but like I've seen almost every Avengers movie in the theater, But I Marvel, Marvel, are you stopping wet for Black Widow? Um? Yeah, I am oh, my god, to drip. I want to see Scarlett killing

man bab Yeah, of course we do. I want to. I just want to see Florence and Scarlett jumping out of a plane. Rachel, Florence gives give me Rachel and David Harbor. We stand. We You know who's m CU the Queen of pop. Haley Steinfeld. Hailey Steinfeld is mt you. She's the queen of Queen U as far as we If you listen to one Haley song, it'll be very clear. No, I know, I like the one one. Okay, let me just think she's like, um, touch myself. That's a great song,

one of the best songs of all time. That's she's the Queen of She's great's capital letters. I probably know it. Damn you such a Once you leave the building, you were clear to listen to the Queen of Great Oscar nominee. Okay, lest we forget, we forget true grit. And then she did and she's she's m C. She's she's gonna be

Hawkeye Great. She should be taken over for Renter. I want to I want to be will be all you, both of you will be you guys, will both be it's it's something that is such a it would be so I want to be flop some and Jepson m cum saying the way, this is the most shallow career aspiration I have. And I want to be like legit m C. You like, I don't want to be like you know, like like Spider Man's cousin. Yes, I want to spend off. Yeah, and do you want to get

absolutely fucking jacked literally, I'm willing to. And I'm just putting this out there. I'm willing to change what I look like. I'm not kidding. I will commail it if if if they said we will, Kevin Figy herself said, Matt, I can make you a NMC. You start if you give up the jumpsuit. I would say, let's burn it right now in your office. I would, I would, I would do this. See what I'm doing? Yeah, like I would. This means nothing to me. I would point to his heart.

I would say, you mean everything to me, and you go, okay, you got yourself a job. I'm telling you, like, I can do it, and I know you can do it, and you can do it, and I can you let's do it. Well, first of all, you're so close. You literally are in a blockbuster film. Oh am I yeah, yeah, you're literally such a bit because you're in j Lo's movie, and we're going to talk about this first and then you're going to do we're talking about Mr. Mr Kaya What was he like? Okay, we're talking about Mr. Kof

my choir teacher in junior high. I was literally we're talking about Lenny Kravitz. Yes, n Kravitz is in this move he What is the movie about? Can you tell us? Yeah? I can tell you a little bit. It's about, like I'm going to think of, like what's out there. Here's what it's about. It's about j Lo and Josh j. Mel Okay, okay, okay, do you like hot people? They are getting married? Wait, I honestly don't know how much

I can say. I'm just gonna say that. No, No, I think this is actually I'm getting a little bit of a bump bump. What kind of movie this? It's die Hard at a wedding? Okay, it's action, it's romance, it's comedy. It's like a It's like a romantic comedy wedding movie with tons tons of action. Oh my god, you shot it in the d R. We shot it in the Dominican Republic, a lovely place that I would like to visit in real life. I mean, I you know, like like on a vacation. And now I'm gonna ask

the kind of crazy question. And I have asked bow and Yang this because bow and Yang actually had a dinner with j What does she smell like? Is that? I was just going to ask, what's what is the jl O deal? The deal? Yeah? Well, I mean she's heaven on earth. She's so I love her. She's so beautiful. She's the most stunning woman. She brings it every second of every day. Have you heard that she's like extremely prepared. Yeah, that's like it's like something that goes around about her.

The whole thing is that she's a workhorse. Yeah, she's a workhorse. Did she have a new Swarovski made for the project? Of course that was the that was the thing that she told us. Like me and Ago met with her on Tuesday meetings and she was like in AGO's office and her and I were like just talking. I was like and then we were like, oh my god, Jelo, we love your like we love your coup. And she

was like, yeah, she's like I do. One for every project she has like a like a sippy cup, like one of those Starbucks big sippy cups, but it's full Swarowski crystal and usually it's as but but for every movie she has a different So this one was Shotgun Wedding and it had like a little grenade on it. It's called Shotgun Wedding. I love that title for the action. Yeah, that's right. And so you are in the film with Lenny Kravit. Lenny Kravitz. What does he What does he smell?

He smells great. He smells like his body for absolute shirt, you know. I mean, this is the funny thing is like we all meaning the actors, and okay we Jlo lived in her own house, for she is Jlo, right, she lived down the beach from us, but all the actors lived in the house together. Come on, Josh, okay, Josh also lived in house. Jlo had her house on one side of the beach. We were in the middle, and then Josh was sort of like up the hill.

And then in my house was Leonard krav Sonja Braga, legendary, Um, Steve Coulter. We had Callie Hernandez, we had Does in Borhees. We had you were saying to me, we had cheat freaking yes, yes, because you were saying you guys would have really lovely dinners. Yes, we had the damn queen herself. Jennifer Coolidge, Oh, I know, I know it was. We

would have we would have lived. It was kind of like, I don't know what the hell it was, adults sleepaway summer camp something it was, but you would have like a little like a nice dinner with just Cheat one night, a nice dinner with Sonia and Jennifer. Like it would be different in configurations of it kind of depended on like who was working that night. But yeah, when we got to this big old house, we all like we got there on a weekend and we ate every meal together,

and I was like, this can't last. Surely not only will it like we'll get busy, but also this will be too annoying. I want to be in my own room or whatever. We ate every fucking meal together. We would come home from set and be like see in thirty minutes and like gather around for dinner on the weekends we spent it was really weird. It never it never got old, and maybe that's just because we were there for like a month and a half or something. But it was really lovely. We would like they had

a screening room so we do movie nights together. We would love to see and also like in this year where you lack in the community and you're not making new friends and you're not eating dinner together, it was pretty wonderful. It was pretty wonderful. We would like um screen on the weekends. We would screen one actor's movie and they would do like a Q and a Oh my god, I like that. So we did Kiss of the Spider Woman for Sonya Braga. We did Up and Smoke for Cheeche. We did um Um Doggie Doggie. It

was really it was really like incredibly lovely. It was really wonderful and maybe that even sounds cheesy, but it was really do what they do for you. We just did the greats. We did, like the the the legends. I wouldn't dare your next. You could have watched the Janet episode of Good Place. Oh my god, yes, the Janet episode would have been great. Believe you didn't down I'm not, Oh my god, no, I would. I would be mortified. Selena tan we also had Selena Tandon name everybody.

I'm going around our little rooms. It really was lovely. And the movie is funnish. The movie is funished. I can't I can't wait to see it. I read it in a in a I read it in like cackle. It's so fun it's so funny. Like when I read the character that I was going to play, I I couldn't say yes fast enough. Yes, Oh my god, I'm so excited. I love that. I can't. It's what she deserves. And M see you on the horizon. All right, So now is the time when we do your I don't

think so, honey, And I know you're prepared. You've done it many times. And here's the deal. Um, it's sixty seconds on the clock and Dorocy Carnon. Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Going to church on Sunday and Wednesday, No, no, no, no, honey, that dawn day. I had to go to church on Sunday and Wednesday my whole damn life. And I don't want to go on Wednesday. I already got all the God on Sunday. Some of these goddamn folks go Sunday morning, Sunday night

on Wednesday. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so. You think, oh, I love my church community. I want to see him more. Well, honey, invite him over to the house for see look at a damn picture of him. You'll see him in but six, not but six, and then you got to go look on him on on Wednesday. No, honey, Wednesdays are for being at home eating spaghetti. I don't think so, honey. There's just terrible kill. I knew. I

was like this. I was like this is that. I was like, I was like hard, Oh my, well trivu a triv you and I don't think so, honey. And it was drag. It was it was wellfore you got that done before. And also it just highlights how brilliant that I don't think it is funny. I just really listened to it, like like every Wednesdays are for witnesses,

because Wednesdays for being at all heady. And then he goes, I don't think so, honey, And then you say five seconds and you know he did not prepare this, right. Do you think he thinks he's gonna end on? I don't think so. Many you go five seconds and you go, this is terrible kill. Them all Aaron Johnson. I was performed by the one and only Darsty cart at All.

My god. That Wow, that was truly a ride. Because I looked at Bone in his eyes, I was like, we've heard this, and I was like, but I won't bring it up right and I would never more that. It became so clear that it was like, hold on a second, and you're just broled through because you were like, these boys are going to understand that there's at some point, oh seconds. At that point I was, I was so bran fly again. There's not a star in heaven that

we can't reach. Wow, I don't know that. I tried to join in and then I heard that I didn't know it. Honestly, that was cathartic and in every way the whole episode. I owe you, guys, but readers, please, and boys, I really highly recommend you going back to DOGG episode DOGG and just scrolling to I think it's like ten minutes left and just listening to that Aaron Jackson, because it'll really it'll really make you fly. It's a moment and also just that episode, you know what, I'm

gonna take it back. You're gonna want to listen to that whole entire episode. It's very long, it's very I mean, first of all, can we say, now a normal lost college has been an hour and forty five minute thing, and I believe this is sword past? That is that not true? It might be true? Also, can say, who gives a flying fucker because I like to listen to I don't need to listen to it all in one drive, and I'll listen to it in a week. I don't

give a ship, you idiots. So people be listening to this at one point seven five, It's like me right here, Yeah, bowen does that? I listen. I listen when I do for edits. I listened at two time speed, and it is an insane experience that would make me, that would make my brain. I love it so much. It's a brain scramble. It's excited. It's a fucking brain scramble. That's what I'm gonna have for breakfast tomorrow. That sounds so good, Okay,

Hannibal elector essam talking about eating. We celebrate Anthony Hopkins's oscar Win. Honestly, can we just say, like this has been so nice just to room Okay, I'm also going to say another thing there was something about this whole entire year of listening to this show, loving it, eating it up, fucking living for it. And there was this moment when you guys would sing at the end of the show that I would have this like it would because it didn't sync up and it was such a

funny little zoom thing. It brought me like future hope. It was every single time I heard you guys sing the song and it would be one second off. My thought was like, someday we're going to be together for real and and look here we are. Oh my god. This I mean, first of all, you must return when when either than I don't know what will be first like, but whenever your next thing happens in December some things.

So I'm here literally Christmas, absolutely, Christmas Day if you guys do not, and Christmas Day with me here in this room. I feel like I will sue, yes, kill them and we'll deserve it. Um. But come on, come on, and it's going to be a good year for Lost Culture. This. Hopefully this will happen more often. We've got some really fun idea planned for the summer. We might be returning to an adventized moment, but it's not It's not not

the same. It is not the same because I know we keep sort of doing this bit hashtag at the end where where we say we might have to do another list. There's not going to be another list. There's going to be something that's equally of course, dare I say doubly as power? Who did you have? And he said doubly That means two times. It means two times as much, but maybe not necessarily two times as much more. I might have to go back and revisit that goddamn

list every single episode. Queen Queens, Queen Um, I have to say that what we're so, we're all sort of like belaboring the end. We want it to end, but it all good things must come to an end, and I only have to I think that we have to because of the title of the EPP. We have to sort of celebrate that with the song if me en your arms, I will go with you till the arth and will fly. I've been waiting forever before this. This

is No Thank You. Measure of a Man The album by it at Virgin Megastore today,