"The Las Culturistas Vulture Festival Segment Festival"

you doing it? We're like, bitch, look, this is the only food we've also eaten today. We got handed a bunch of skittles after remember podcast visual Medium. We have skittles on the table. We're going to dive into it. It's our dinner. Thank you. Um but got what I mean? What a great diaper? Not complaining? Thank you so much to New York Magazine for having us. Um no, but I guess can we run through some of the ship that went down to yea, let's talk about all right?

So okay, we did the drag race panel. That was fun. Yeah, it was fine. Who was there was anybody there there? Yeah? Okay, Michelle Vassage signed my copy of the Diva Rules. Well done and um. But then she had one thing. She was so great, she was so sweet, She had one thing to say. She had a note. She had a note for us. As we said goodbye, what was that? She goes, it was a tough panel because there was a lot of people and there was a lot of cross talk. But you guys, guess you guys did a

good job. But it wouldn't have been like a Michelle massage and I'm taking this out of here. It wouldn't have been a Michelle Massage experience without like a critical note, which we love. And then she saw in the book I love period you exclamation point, which is just it's not right. I loved it, it's not correct, so it's incorrect. Above all else, English is my third language, and it's not correct. I don't abide by that. Let's continue to talk about the Queen's bbs a horn A gave you

everything you could ever want. Bobee was amazing. And here we go. What was the thing she said when we walked her back to the drink. We're walking back to the dresser room and she goes to us okay, but here's the thing. When are we going to work together professionally? And we said, Bebe, we have a podcast. We'd love to have you on anytime, because can you imagine Bebe's horror. And so then she said, you know, they try to play me on the show, make me seem quiet, but no,

I say many things and talking them Mike, I'm true. Um, I said, uh, but yeah, well we have this podcast. We'd love to have you and then she says, okay, but what are you giving the girls? And it was like I thought that was like, how are we being compensated? Yeah? What are you giving the girls? So I was like, um, well, you know, we don't have a budget, so we don't usually pay our again, no, no, what are you giving

the girls? And we understood that what she meant in her language, which is of course made up, was what is the podcast? And so we said, okay, we're giving you culture fun moment and she stops that. She goes, no, no, no, do that, do that again, do that again, and then do it again. So we said we're giving you fun and then she turns around and walks away from us, like walks away, keep going moments. Um, a pop culture

commentary criticism. Um walks away from us and then it comes back and says, she's like considerate booked or something one thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So I don't know. We loved forward to that, and now that we've truly fluffed it, now hopefully we've gotta make it happen. He go U Okay, what else? What we had? We did the Wendy Williams panel in this very room. It's very room, just a short time ago. If you can feel that Wendy Williams energy. Yeah, she was sweet. She was great.

She was sweet and a professional. And by professional I mean we said two words her before and two words after she was out. But she did a great job, and she like was conserving her energy and her she's she's giving you a lot. She gives lots of people a lot of herself every day. What was some of the insane that we didn't ask Wendy? Where the audience asked questions. You guys are familiar with Wendy Williams show, so they do ask Wendy. Um, what was some of

the advice that she gave? She This one girl was twenty one and she was saying how she loves her boyfriend, but her parents don't approve. What can what should she do? Should she care about what her parents? Her parents say that she could do better, and so Wendy was like, don't care about what they say. Do you think you're going to marry him? And then she was like, she goes no, she goes, I do think I could marry him? Yes, and she goes, well, you know what she said, don't

stop taking your birth control? And the girl sank in her seat. Yeah, she was a little embarrassed. But okay, how about this for the t Guess who snubbed us today? Canceled on a handst minute, was feet away from the door. You are not going to fathom, Maggie Jill Hall, you were wait, Maggie Jill, as Pat Regan famously called her, Maggie Jill. Okay, I don't sorry. We're gonna get to Patton and it's gone. But you just left me hanging there. What the fun, Maggie Jill, don't come from me. We're

very tired. I know that you will, like the last count reasons because of the bond of friends, you might see the dissolution of that This evening, honey, tonight. Um, but Maggie, I don't know. We had a game prepared and you guys want to play it with us now that we did not get Okay, we'll play the game really quick and we'll get into we'll get into the evening. Okay. So this is which Maggie though, and the game was gonna be. We were gonna say facts and they either

pertained to Maggie Smith or Maggie Jillen Hall. So okay, and you guys can all say at once, you're the co host tonight. You guys to be the co host. Okay, slayde in Mona, Lisa Smile, good Slade in Gosford Park. Okay, great, got blown up in a movie, No, no, no, Maggie the Prime of Miss Gene Brody and she got blown up in Best exact, best exactly American Hotel. And she got blown up at the end of Sister Too. And that's why Lauren Hill sings. That's when Lauren Hills, That's

when she sings after the explosion of Maggie Smith. Well, we'll get an into more into more te Oh my god, something's happening. I'm my brain is short. Oh my good. Um, we'll get into more of what happened today, but for now, let's just get right into it. We are on a clock, bitch, on the behind us there's um if you look behind you, there's there's a ticking clock. Okay, and that's for us, but let's just say it's for all of us. It's

gonna be an anxious night, okay. So we have prepared for you a very special evening with all of the favorite Last Culturists people. We all are party people are here tonight and this is called the Lost Cultural Vulture Festival Segment Festival. So absolutely, yes, thank you, thank you. I have to say something. I have to shout somebody out. You know who our stage manager, Jacob. He's the cutest and he does a great fucking job. He does a great job. And let me tell you one other thing

about Tee that we just said. So we interviewed Tracy Morgan a little while ago, and and then so he comes in and he's a great and we're like, thank you for doing this. It's gonna be all softballs, no worries. He said, no, I only go in hard and we laughed like no. So so we start the interview offer like last r G is great. Um, tell us about the experience. He's like, oh, I wonder, it's great. It's a great show. And then you said he's the star of the last o g He said, no, I'm not.

There are so many stars everyone working around the crew. I said, so cool. What's it like to work with Tiffany Hattish. He goes, no, it's not about Tiffany. It's about craft service, it's about it's about the gaffers. It's about the gaffers. It's about Jacob. So he taught us. But yeah, and then he went into this. It was rgeous, spiritual, just greed. Basically, you diet triped, not diet tripe. That's the wrong word. I don't know my words. Um, but I don't know, don't so uh but just he just

wait for takeing out. I think they're gonna release the uncut version of that because it's truly beautiful. Hopefully it impacts you like it did. Um. He said, let me tell you something. The most honest person in the kingdom was the court jester because he was the only one who went up to the king and told him the truth. He said it again straight to camera, and then he said, I'm gonna say it again and it was amazing. So

thank you, Jacob, thank you, so thank you Jacob. Okay, so this is the Segment Festival, Yes, the segment Festival. We already are behind schedule, honey, all right, So what we're gonna do is we're gonna bring us some of our favorites that we're gonna do several segments, and we're gonna be on a strict time limit. As you can see. But the supposed to be a five minute thing. We're twelve minutes in. We're obviously on strict time limits tonight. Um, So what do you think should we get started, to

get started? How are we feeling? We're good? Yes, our first guest, you know him, you love him. He's a lost culture, restless Icon Award winner. A Swedish woman once told him he would do well in Europe sexually. Please welcome to the stage, Pattery. I love Maggie ja Oh my god, Maggie Jail. So take center, bitch, you're taking center. Okay. So Pat is famous on our podcast, um and the other off the podcasts. Just racking up the credits. Now for someone who famously has no credits or projects. I

begged them not to give me credits. I don't like fame or want it. It's rest upon me that my poetry is about the trappings of fame. Okay. So pat Um, we have a segment for you, and it's what we we've understood that you are very famous for knowing all about the young girls. I'm a little fed up with these young girls. He has coined the phrase these young girls young girls like because let me hear you something.

I'm twenty nine, which is considered young in some culture. Um, but guess what, like these twenty three year olds like I invented being three, Okay, I their ghosh as funck raised in Barnes a scoop. Next that would make a hooker blush. Um. They all like own on fire islands. Like have you seen gang Instagram? It's twenty three year old porn um. Okay, So what are we doing in this segment? This segment is called these Young Girls, So

pack ahead and said up what we're gonna be doing? Okay, So we're gonna so we're gonna take the these young girls mentality and we're going to explore culture. Um. And so we're gonna go through some of these young girls today like that you might see kind of in the headlines like prop culture and we're just gonna kind of give takes. Who are they are the important mots to deal with? These young girls? How can we help you? Do we care? Because if there's one thing I want

my segment to be, it's helpful. Absolutely, he said that. I said that. I said, along to do it if it's helpful. Okay, they agreed. We all agreed. How are we ready to dive in? We're ready. I don't have takes on all of them, but we'll like, you know, we're going to go to the co host for some takes. Okay, here we go. This young girl, this is Hailey Steinfeld, Hatley Steinfeld like not necessarily like for me kind of

no notes Like I like Hatley Steinfeld. I think she can do with like hair commercial right, like a pantin, Like I want to see like bouncing lungs. Have more fun with that. You know, it's all these own girls in the beds today, all work work work, Like shouldn't be about that, Like I want to see you like whipping your hair around and being like my damaged hair

bounced back, you know. Okay, Pat, how do you how do you square the act that she is allegedly allegedly was very vocal on the set of Pitch Perfect three before the election that she was going to vote for Donald Trump she thought he would be good. Yeah, and she's from Calabasa, so it all tracks. Yeah, you know, I don't support it. I don't give much credence to it. I don't engage with Pitch Perfect culture. So that's not like in my worlds, not in my struggle in which

I swam. But it's shocking to me. Actually I didn't know, and I'm I'm I'm here, like no notes, Wow, I got your journalism. We've had a lot of practice today, all right, so let's continue. This young girl. I think this young girl, alright, continuing this is g I want her. I want to know what g things it's being being one of these young girls today, Like you can't hide and tell her shadow forever, like I gotta like you taught her nun chucks in bad Blood like that was um,

but like, who are you Gigi? You know what I mean? Like my entrends to Gigi was obviously the hospice of Beverly Hills, and I don't know anything about her. And when I feel like I know nothing about you. That's a red bag um, But I think she does well. I like, I like Gigi, Like I'm not here to nitpack. Yeah. Sure, the beautiful young girls of today. Sure, I would say that there there are plenty of materials out there on gig. She has seventy three questions, I know, but it's all vanilla.

It's all like drinking a lots and lots of water, you know. So the note for her is get a fucking personality. Yeah, like, give me a support Donald Trump, like something something, something is better than nothing. Kay, alright, cool. So this young girl alright, continuing on, this is Tom Holland and this young girl famously Spider Man. Yeah, like too classy. I think, like take your let your hair down.

I think. I mean, I feel like he's always like so grateful to be in the business, and I'm like, okay, like what aren't you rightful for? You know, amazing um as, amazing as, amazing body all around, amazing body all around. Do we feel bad about thinking that because he famously portrays the teen Peter Parker or do we accept that he is well over eighteen as Hollywood often cast people to play a team. We la, we accept that he's well over eighteen very old and that he's twenty one

years old. Yeah, I don't feel bad for being attracted Tom Holland. Was he not sort of name checked in the Age of the Twink article though, like what do you make of him? Or maybe he wasn't, but what do you make of him? Sort of being put in that box. I think great with it. By don't agree with like if you're straight, no offense, like, you can't be a twin, no offense, no offense, no offense, offense, like you can't be you can be like um bro,

you definitely can and history has proven that. And I also just think it's like if you're one of these young girls today, like some are like you can't retell Spider We can't always be tell Spider Man's or agree. At a certain point, it has to stop, like eat your talent. This young girl, all right, let's continue on. This young girl is Troy Savon. This is a young girl who is really taking the world by storm lately, taking the world by storm. I'm a no on Troy Savon. Wow,

you don't bloom for him? I just I don't. I would bloom for Troyvon, but not an emotional level. I think that, um, he's started this kind of epidemic. And I celebrate Dave MAZONI, but he's an epidemic. Platinum blonde hair, it's like you care all. It's like platinum one here for twenty year old game man is like the new like going abroad, like like you're not interesting now you know what I mean? Okay, we loved it. We love Dave, but you'll have to answer to him in just a

few short minutes. Um, hopefully all right, So let's move on to isn't this is the young girl names? And yeah, I just hate Kathy Undercover. I don't know if we're like, um, Disney Channel people, what is Casey Undercover? Casey Undercover is the story of Zendaia, who's like in a family setting. It's on Disney Channel. It's her, her brother, her parents all spies, her little sister. It's a robot and and helps them spy. And like it's just like it's not

clear to na. For me, it's like give something to I just feel like I need more star quality. And the cardinal sin for these young girls is having not star quality. We have a real nod in agreement. Right there, she was saying, absolutely right, the girl plays the bot a talent and where is she nowhere? It sounds like we're fitty on this young girl. All right, let's talk about this young girl. This is Seawan Mendez. That a lot of hardy woos from the gays. He sit down

for this one. I'm sitting down literally nothing to say, literally nothing to say. I feel like I think he picked the wrong Baldwin to date. For me, it's Ireland, it's Haley Baldwin. Wow, I think date if you're going to date a Baldwin, Am I crazy? Like everyone's glass lighting me. Everyone's like no Haley, Like, I'm like no. What about the rumors from Alec Baldwin that she's an ungrateful, spoiled little pig. I believe that's I believe that's from

Alec Baldwin's mouth himself. I celebrate that. Okay, on this young girl. Okay, continuing, This is Lucy Hale from Pretty Little Liars. I know a favorite trill of you. I love Pretty Little Liars. I love any um art that kind of there's the little story of gorgeous duplicitus teens um and yeah, I'm a yesa and Lucy Hale, even though she is my least favorite little liar by farm. I love her choice to um to do truth or a day or a story about what if teens had

to murder each other? And um, yeah, I think I was. I love that she stopped with the middle part because a middle part can be so helpful, but you have to know when enough is enough with the middle part. And I love her new hair, and I agree she's rock in the middle part. There we think of this picture. I'm giving nothing to come, give me nothing to cam. She's giving this young girl here we go. Um, this is Millie Bobby Brown, famous young girl, famous young girl.

And this when I feel a little bit like a like coming for a young child, I like a Second Amendment enthusiast. But I um, yeah, for me, it's like she's every time I watch her, it's like always like a talk back, like give me more, Hillary duff Less, Daniel de Lewis, you know, like you're a fourteen years old more more a Disney Channel lessons on the actor's studio, You know, like you're a fourteen Let me vicariously live that. Like I watched her in my forty seven. UM met

Hillary Duff today. How do you think she was in? In three words? I think she was graceful, professional, annoying. She was she was the first. She was the first. She was not annoying, and I wanted to hear more. Okay, great if Hillary, if you're out there, if you're listening, but we're we're not holding to republicist anymore. Seven people said,

don't mention her neighbor was okay, we won't mention. Dieter Addison Anna say this like that was a golden age of these young girls, And I was like, you had ban any Fair a cover, you had Olson's back to back, you had Bloodell, you had Duff, you had Mandy Like that was like that was they had a laundromat? Was what was that? They were just kind of I think in like a white space and like pale pink dresses. I love that that photo could have been taken here. I think it was taken. It was okay on this

young girl, and that was these young girls. Pat why don't you go ahead to put that microp off back in that hole. We gotta keep things moving. Cat's gonna take a seat and join us for the rest of the show. But for now it's gonna be everyone get out your phones and put on the flesh, because we are about to be served a red carpet moment with any come on any any world, all over the world, Annie, Annie, We're here, Annie, Here, Annie, Ready, all over the world.

There's poverty. Where are you raging tonight? Annie? What do you say about the poverty in the world? What do you have to say? Annie? Can you any question? Ednie? Get on the mic, and I'm like, Eddie, what are you wearing tonight? Honey, I'm wearing my own mother Nature original. Oh my god, did you make it? Yes? I made Annie. When are you getting a baby? I'm getting a baby at the end of summer. So anyone want to come rub my feet? Eddie? Annie? And you keep talking and

tweeting about your husband's prick. How is it doing, Honey? My husband's prick isn't the whole reason this thing got started? Okay? He drew a condom on his dick. I fell for it, and here we are, and you're so dumb, Annie, Annie. Emma Stone is gonna play Cruela to Bill thoughts in a live action film? I mean, was middle are not available? I don't think she was. Okay, that's okay, Eddie, Annie, Annie, Fuck Younie, Annie? Are you gonna do you to have

a little glass of wine? You're on your third trimester, honey, Been there, done that? Annie? Who was not the best president, not the worst president, but the most mediocre president, the one in the middle, number twenty six, Oh my god, the one of the bathtub taft. Yes, we love that, though. Patty questions for Annie, Annie, how's it going to be a stupid bad We are family, we are lost countries

in his family, and we're both stupid bitches. Ye, try the music up, and it's only is gonna remain with us. Put that mic in the hole like your husband. Play is pricking you? Okay, but you and pat are gonna share a mic on this side, and then there's another mic over there for the rest of you. Cons have guests, phil In and everyone. We're very proud to welcome our next guest. Now, this actually is a really special one

because you know this guest. This this next guest as a frequent friend collaborator of ours guests on our podcast. But he's got a new job. Yes, he is the teen social media director of the b Best campaign Man Trump's be Best campaign. Everyone, please, welcome to the stage. Teen social social media manager Davi Zoning. Yes, Dave, Hi, Dave, what a team Dave here's talked about this? Hello everyone? Hi? Oh, I feel so blessed to be seventeen. It is so lit to be here. Wow, he's he has the lingo down.

It is lit tonight, guys. I'm so excited to be here as a teen representative for the B Best campaign. Um, you wouldn't believe. Just two weeks ago, I received an email in my Gmail LM on my phone and it was the Melania Trump the entire office, asking me if I would take on the entire B Best campaign. They said, we don't really know where we're headed with this, can you? And I said, okay, sure, So here here I am.

And you know, I'm very excited to talk with you guys about what we have planned for the B Best campaign. You know, being a teen, I just think about, you know what what am I most concerned with? What am I constantly thinking about? Is it Demilovado's you know, sobriety? Maybe? Um? Is it? You know? Is it whether or not my mom bought the correct flavor of tide pod. Um. Yes, that's a freaking concern um only like certain flavors. But

I will say that my primary concern um is Instagram. Um. And so that is what the b Best campaign is going to be all about, guys. Um, It's going to be about the thing concerning me most as a teen, which is Instagram. Um. So here, I guess we'll first ask what does it mean to be best? Um? The best means living your best life? Yes, Um, So feeling your best so that you realize your best is more better than others best. And when your best is better,

that that is that's good best, that is best. Um. Yeah, But how do you know for certain if your best is better? Um? And that's the question I keep asking myself as I fall asleep with my phone in my hand nightly. UM. So I then say, um, followers, and that's really what this initiative, be Best is here to bring followers to the unfollowed um, just to drive the morale. And and you know, it's it's not about being a leader, it's about having followers. And so I just want to

drive that home. And I'm really excited. I've really, like I said, been given free reign of this campaign. So as a seventeen year old, I'm having fun, all right, thank you? UM? So well, yes, like I said, America's youth getting followed and and that's what this campaign is all about. So the three of the Best, I'll tell you, I did this in fifteen minutes. So here we go. UM followers, content and contouring. We'll get it so followers.

Like I said, UM, it's very important turning leaders into followers. Get kids of t K by fifteen, because how are they supposed to survive in this climate? It's very important. And also hashtags, we think I'm not exactly sure how they work, but I'm certain that they do. UM content for the next generation. Another very important thing in Instagram, UM, something that the b Best campaign has been working tirelessly

to help improve. UM. We're gonna be creating access to basic post care UM, which is going to include photo shoots. You know, post care. Every team deserves kind of a photo on the beach where they're kind of looking this way, wow, did or maybe like they're tossing their hair like a little bit but they don't see you though they've asked you to take the photo, but they're yes, something like that. UM, so yeah, we're working on that um merch obviously, but

that that's a given. And also sponsors. Um, we've been in talks with T Mobile. Um all right. We have access to food for all these teams as a part of the BBST campaign, such as avocado toast. Um. We also have outreach which we're doing and we're out there and we're reaching out um so um with that, we're gonna be having murals of angel wings. We need war murals because um, it's such a good photo. Um. We also need Broadway playbills because you can't legally take any

other photos into there, but we want to know you're there, okay. Um. And also succulents from above I find all right so and also contouring, um so your face but best So I'm guys, this kind of came into into the pillar a sort of in the wee hours and I'll just say it was part of my obsession with how much this can truly change your face. UM. Drag is incredible. UM so yeah, um this this is a six ft black man and this is a fisherman. Um And but

with the power of contouring, YouTube can be best. And you'd think I would say be the best, but no, UM, alright, great, so here's some data. UM. So this is real data from a real place. UM. And so as you can see, as in the early seventies people didn't have many followers, There wasn't many. So as it gets better, the green correlates to UM being your best, as red correlates to followers. It was in the New York Times. I promise you

don't look it up. UM. And we've also very excited to welcome one of our first UM major influences to the campaign, Will Mayo, UM, who is an alien doll, UM who has a clothing line and one point seven million followers UM and hangs out with Rihanna. I'm very serious, little little Mayo. The stories are, Little Mayo, please watch.

The stories are are absolutely insane. So I guess what I'm saying is, guys, be best, UM, because you know, as the world continues to turn, followers become more and more important, and being seventeen, I know that better than any of you. UM. So yeah, UM, helping the next generation get verified, guys, Thank you so much the best. Today everything is so much clearer, thank you, damazone. It literally is clearer than it was before. Amazing. Dave's gonna join us. But now let's move on. It is another

red carpet moment with Sindy Washington. Thank you, Sydy City microphone. They did he take Tony? Is my Sydney move? Yeah? Oh my god, oh my god, Sydy Sydney. How many licks? How many licks? How many licks? Play the music just a little bit louder? How many licks? I can't hear you, I can't hear you? How over my beauty? I'm sorry? Ship? Okay, Sidney, how many licks? Hay to get to the middle of this tutsie? Pop? A thousand? A thousand dollars? Actually, Sydney,

Sidney recycling is huge right now? If you had a boat, where would you go? If I had a boat, where would I go? Capri thing? Okay, Sidney, what is your advice for all the children? My advice for all the children is shop at Century one Contemporary section Ship. They have twenty good pans, Yes they do. And I always asked where's the sale, and they're like, this whole place is a sale. I'm like, okay, you're right, Sidney. When are you gonna do your Vegas residents? When am I

doing my Vegas very Sycy after the show. Have a PJ waiting for me right after this private jet For those people who don't know what sendy well again crazy tonight. Where are we getting crazy? Lean will still even go there? Sidney crew, Okay, I got it. This is the le Blond Crew. Okay, I got it. Sidney tell us a poem, a poem the music off. Roses are red, violets are blue.

You need more black friends. There you go, Sidney Washington. Gentlemen, Okay, wow um, I just handed my glasses off to my co host because he needs to do a really quick change. And I we fought over this, I said Matt. Their prescription lenses. They will damage your eyes in addition to rendering me legally blind. But he wants to commit to this because there's a costume element. But now, please welcome

to the stage. The host of his hit show on VH one Other Gideon Papa Demo Kus Dealist celebrity, corresponding, Gideon, where are you here? We are here? We are yasass. Golly st ya sass, that is yas ass. That is how we say hello in Greek. Gideon, how are you get getting We're running out of time, so fucking tired. And right after this, get this, me and Time Daily

are getting on a big ship. I can't see a fucking thing, and we're just heading out into the middle of the ocean and we're gonna We're just gonna see what happens. Do you, guys? No, Time Daily the biggest celebrity that there is. Today everyone is talking about Time. Let me tell you a little bit about who I am. My name is Gideon Papa Deimo cous I am the host of with Gideon. Now I know, spelled out gasp with Gideon. Whoa um. But the thing is, it's a

it's actually and you have to grab your friends. Now. I have a show on v H one other This is different from v each one. This is we, of course have different shows. We have not RuPaul's Dragons, we have Serena Chash shows, drag Ras, we have Um Love and Hip Hop Reno, and we have the Moderately Behaved Girls Club. So we have a lot of amazing shows. And my show is on four thirty AM Central and

we have dozens of viewers. And so basically, guys, what I do is I keep up to date with all the D list gossip and I am here to spill the tea. Okay, here we go. Gideon says, we are now on Normandy Watch. Fifth Harmony has broken up. We are on Normandy Watch. Does everyone know Normany? Is Normandy the best member of Fifth Harmony? No, Camilla is objectively the best Harmony. But Camilla is a B list celebrity, so we are not looking for her. We're looking for Normann.

Where is Normani? We don't know, but we are looking all right, Here we go, moving on. Normany has been spotted at several places having a secret ran Da Vu with the legendary A list celebrity be Linda Carlyle at the famed l I Eat Spot in and out. They were seen, and the question is begged, were they talking? Collapse? Okay? Normani was spotted leaving Best By Los Angeles after a spat with former Biffle Coral from the Real World World Rules Challenge, and it begs the question what were they

doing buying a fish tank? Oh my god? She was spotted on the cellular phone while driving, and it begs the question was she talking with someone? We are on nor Money Watch. Either way, stay tuned on with Gideon and we're gonna give you all the Normaney news. Okay, now everyone is talking about the biggest A List star. No, I'm not talking about Angelina Julia. I'm talking about Mary steen Bergen. Her performance in the upcoming film Book Club

is receiving Golden Glove buzz. What is the golden glove? The Golden Gloves is like the Golden Globes, except much shittier. And it's five women who are over the age of sixty who have had their hands burned in the kitchen and they vote on an awards and Mary Steinbergen is all the ridge I cannot see. Okay, we're gonna move on. Okay, now every course the med Gala. We all saw the med Gala. Everyone's talking about bees med Gala fashions. Here we go Amy, Amy, she's known as the Queen you mean,

the Brandonan. She just let's slip on the carpet. There are toughs that we've all been talking about it and it's confirmed. There's gonna be a judging Amy reunion. Will and answer the question what will Amy decide in her judgment? That was the big question. That was the will they will won't they? Ross? Rachel, it was what would she judge and we're gonna find out in the reunion. Okay, this is this is a picture of countries reigning Queen

Naomi Judd at the Met Gala. Whispers of an amazing race cameo filled the Met Gala at the Met Gala, so let's keep an eye out offer Naomi Judd's moves. And of course Time. You can't stop talking about Time. She's the only name on everyone's lips. And that is her at the Met Gala looking so happy slash scared. Okay, Now, the famous segment of Gideon Papa Demo Custa Show is can't we talk about Nicolet? Nicola Sheridan, the star of

Knots Landing and Desperate Housewives. Every week on my show we talk about what she's been up to and we answer the question can we talk about Nicolette? So this week can we talk about Nicolette? No, there's nothing going on Radio silent from Captain Nicolette. Obviously there's a lot to look forward to, just nothing going on this week. So thank you all so much. Make sure you watch with Gideon. I'm gonna go get on that boat with Time's daily. Thank you so much. Wow, give it up

for Gideon Papadimo cous everyone. Wow, that was um, that was that was truly upsetting Amy the Queen Brennaman. Um, No, thanks, I uh know, I love Amy. We love Amy. What do we think about Amy? We're like, yeah, Kelly Briscoe, thank Kelly, and that is what we think about Amy. Yeah, it's time for another Red Carmelle. Here we go. Wait, she's rounding the she was going through the backage. She's going through the back of walking. Yes, Oh, she's going

through the back of the house. Darling, Oh moyes, yes, mo Mo. But what are you wearing tonight? What are you wearing that moment? By Walgreen? Bet mom by Walgreen. Did you hear Yanni or loyal? Or should I shut the funk up with this question? I don't pay attention to Instagram too busy, Okay, we'll fig of Instagram. How many stories is too many stories within a twenty four hour period? There's only ten stories in the world. And where all are we telling our own thoughts on Samantha Mamba.

Samantha Mamba, you know, yeah, I loved her like denim fucking miniskirt. That is a question. Have you seen Rachel Bilton in the Chapstick commercials. I never said, why do you think Rachel? Who Bilson? That's exactly what I mean. Mo. Haven't you got the chance to meet Jacob the very nice stage manager. Oh my god, he's gorge He's really We're looking good. He's like, um, um, what's that one guy from West World with that other handsome guy? Oh not James Morriston, Yes, the other one? Or do you

mean James? Both of them? I agree, he looks like both people look the same. Puts. Cut the music down, take us on a musical journey. Oh my god, listen the song he Oh my god, I'm Beyonce. Sorry, Um, all the time has come from my dreams. Will be hard, Yes, I will not be. What's just sad turned turned into your own because you want everyone fry pass everybody. Thank you so much, mam. You are giving us a calm the Scarson look. Yes, yes, okay, guys, we're gonna move on.

This is a quick little game from me to you. We're gonna blaze through this because it's a pretty straightforward game. It's called Asian trivia. So when we're just gonna ask some basic questions about Asian culture. We're gonna go through them together. It's very h Q style. The questions get hard as we go along. I am um. I've been told I'm like a Scott Rigowski but even more uncomfortable. So let's get through this right now? Shall it is? Me? Do?

Here we go? Here we go? Question one? What is the name of the lead actress in the upcoming Crazy Rich Asians film adaptation? Is aiming? Now? When be constant? Swou see Tilda Swinton? What's the answer? I'm gonna go out to the audience. Anyone have an idea? Does anyone know the answer? Answer? Coming over here? Do you know who the answer? And she's right? The answer is correct? Okay. Let's put a question to which the following is not a major Asian body of water and the Indian Ocean

be the Yangz River see my parents days. Anyone answer to this question? Let's as to the answer. Yes, should be screaming and the question and the answer is correct. My parents, thank you, It's amazing. Okay. Question three? According to my parents, my childhood acquaintance from saddling me or summer camp Sidney Shoe just got a job as what a product engineer being your rology residency, hedge fund manager's question. Quick as you say, bus, none of those and she's

in law school. A little trick question there, little little edge. Yes, Okay, great, Let's let's see a question four. Between five and nine Chinese immigrants suffered the indignation of a head tax upon entering which country was a Peru, b Russia or Ce? Canada? Would have an instinct, that's to the answer to this question. You would have an instinct and in clues anyone. This is hard. There's no punchline in these answers. Yeah, this is just sad. Someone can just guess one of the

three letters and the answer is actually Canada. That's correct that you think, right, Okay, let's move on to questions. Okay, there is a dearth of Western media representation or Asia for Asians and Pacific Islanders. According to my parents, which are the who are the following is doing the most health visibility? Is a that pregnant stand up woman be Kim jong on whatever? C till just Swinson answers. It's been kind of dead. It's been kind of dead. Got

a hand over there, I see what about you, sir? Pregnant? None of those Cindy Shoe because the media equals Facebook to my parents. Another true, very subversive game. Subversive game. But she's in law school. But but she's still making herself visible. Final question, you guys, let's get this right. This is the hardest one. Sidney Sho a person I bow and Yang have not seen since I was eleven years old. It's recently single. And even though I'm homosexual,

where should she and I have our wedding? According to my parents, Russian Canada have an inkling as one. Right, I'm going over here, Russia, Russia, Russia. The answer to see my country of origin Canada. But thank you so much, the true guys that has been Asian trivia. Thank you so much for playing Wow. And I think it might be time for another at carpet moment with peters Man. Hello my god, Peter. Oh yes, Peter, Peter, Oh my god,

beautiful Peter, Peter. Hi, Peter. Yes, I'm killing everybody, yes everyone, yes, yes, yes, everyone gets mouth every more else it's all consensual, Peter, taking it like Peter, when are you getting a baby? What are you getting a baby? When uterus transplants are widely available for everybody in the world, puters, stress plants. What I was just agreeing. What is your advice for everyone out there who's having a hard time? Bread through it,

breathe through it. Yes, yes, yes. What should we be doing for the children, I'm telling them tips up, shoulders back, Yes, Peter, what are your thoughts on the movement, So the movement, movement, the movement in general, yes, just the movement. Yet I think the foot works there. I'd like to see more smiles from everybody, bigger, Hey, Peter, best letter A through Z for Peter, Oh my god, Oh my god, for

best number one through three. Oh, the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning, I say, hello world, Peter, bring down the music wordlessly. With movement, take us on a journey that teaches us something about what human kind needs to learn. Okay, with movement, movement, we use movement. Okay. Um, he is removing and just you should be able to take off your own blouse. Ye, be able to take off your own glass, your own dress,

Peter Smith, Everyone's join everybody, everyone. I would I would say, we're we're meeting our time limit, our time restraint. Um with a plum look before we get to our final finals segment. We have one more. Um, and this is a divisive, polarizing segment that we've introduced on the podcast. Um, but we're gonna do it anyway. It's called a voice memo, you bitch. We're gonna do a voice memo, you bitch. And we have a voice memo, you bitch. This evening

from John Early, a young girl in the industry. John Early, So, UM, let's go ahead and um play that voice mention paying Matt and UM, I want to say, bowen, how are you guys? Uh? It's John Earley from Search Party, bobs Burgers at Home with Amy Sedaris, the Disaster Artists, What Out American Summer? Ten years later, Animals fun Mom, than are Beatrice at dinner Portlandia? Five five? Five? Haters back off, typical people, neighbors to the characters, love other people? What

Hot American Summer? First day of camp and of course Broad City, High Maintenance and thirty Rock. Um, I am so fucking bummed. I can't be there tonight. I'm actually teaching. Yeah, I started, I started teaching. Ever since, my pilot with keeper Land was passed on by every major network and streaming platform. Meanwhile, rapists continue to freely make content. So yeah, I'm really just kind of focusing more on my first passion, which is working with kids. Um, but I wanted to

say I got y'all's package. I got that in the mail. I'm talking about the one that had both of your head shots and your resumes and then a post it that just said help. Oh he got it. You know you know what you're talking about. UM, it did. There's a lot to address. First of all, I don't I'm not even particularly sure what I could do, you know, like, I'm happy to make some call, you know. I mean,

I'm happy. There are a lot of I don't know people I know that I'm sure would take a meeting with you, But it's just like I don't want to burn bridges through an ask like that. Another thing is you don't need to tea stain your head shots. The kind of aged look with the singed corners, it's it's it feels like a book report, you know. And and I don't know if that kind of character is UM what you're going for. UM. Lastly, I miss you guys,

And UM, I'm sorry it couldn't be of more help. Um, but you know, I wish I was there, and I'm really running out of team here. I'm sorry, I'm very distracted. I'm at a huge, huge party just with a bunch of different friends of mine from UM, high school, UM and camp. Yeah, old friends from camp and a lot of toxic friends, a lot of really really toxic friends from show choir. But yeah, they're all in town and so we're rage to say the least. Um. But anyway, I actually get back to them. I love you, I

wish I was there, and UH, have one on me tonight. Okay, wow, the package? That all right? Here's the deal. We have seven minutes and forty seconds left, I think if we all do and I don't think so, honey, and exactly one minute we woke, got this one under the water, and this will be a successful Vulture Festival segment festival. So I'm gonna go first. Here is Matt Rogers. I don't think so, honey. He is on the clock. Oh wait, bitch, hold on, he's on the clock. The tennis time starts now,

I don't think so, honey. Mack and Chillen Hall, what the fun do you think you are? You had a Vulture Festival thing. I'm back at John Hall in five acts, bitch, Which five? Which five? I'm secretary? Uh the dark night I Miss Katie Hall was Maggie Jill you should not have stood upside. We were gonna do a fun ass game with you. That Maggie game was lit. Everyone in here was fucking dying, well was with Magga Jill. I heard time square. We're gonna do a fun time square

bit because she's in the deuce time square. You know, Maggy Jill Hall Gall, you are my second favorite Jillan Hall anyway, famously, Jake is Jake. Fifteen seconds, Maggie Chillen Hall. Here's the deal. You want to get my respect, you need to get blown up in more movies than Maggie Smith. Maggie Smith movie is that one minute? Five seconds? Maggie jill In Hall. I don't think so, honey, don't stand me up. I'm gonna be huge. Wow. Okay, there we go.

It was all right, It was alright. I don't think so, honey. And it's time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Maggie fucking Jillen Hall. Oh no, no, no, no no no. Here's here's a true story of one of minor actions with Maggie Gillan Hall wasn't an interaction. I saw her on the five train back into Brooklyn. She was standing and chatting with the guy who plays Daisy on Girls, and I was like, who do you think you are taking the train with your other thespian friends? Fuck you?

And I think she had like a bag of groceries and they were talking. They were in deep conversation about something I don't care to know. Maggie Gillan Hall, You're busted. Here's why. I hard Time Square was gonna be a game where we all each tricken turner say something we love about Times Square and the last person standing was the winner. Is that not brilliant? We had to We had just pull all these games in segments out of her ask with all of these interviews, and and they're

all great. Kenny Watson our producers right there, and we love Kenny. So Maggie, don't dare. Don't you dare stands us up in the future. What you need to do is collp Kenny wats is to sit down with us. Thank you. We're gonna be huge, alright, this is Pat Reagans. I don't think so, honey. We're ready all right and pat your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Tyler Henry Hollywood Media, the ultimate one of these young girls, nineteen year old medium in Hollywood. His mom drives into

his readings. He he's too young to even know who any of the people are, which he stresses, and they don't have to kind of like fight the inside of their lip and act like it's refreshing. He's always the sweating. He once told Misha Barton that he read Hern's that I could tell your middle name is Anne, and she was like, yeah, I was coming through in the middle way. He once read Carol Rodswell and he was like, um, Carolyn Kennedy came through, and I have no idea who

that is. I'm like kind of attracted him, kind of not like decide and it's like, give us me an anerism. He um. He once told Ryan Lockney that his partner was going to write a book, and it's always like, oh my god, she wants to write a book. He's like, she's going to write a book and it's gonna be like her big Thank second. I don't think he's psychick. I think he harps on the pain of other people. But I also like that was I don't think so.

I don't want please'm Andie Donley and Donley this is your I don't think so hunting your time starts now. I don't think so, Honey, the reboot of Murphy Brown. We've seen you before. We don't need you to come back again. The last time we saw Candis Bergen was Sex in the City, and it was like, you're this is this is not a reference anymore, Like you're too old, honey, take your pension plan. You go to Palm Springs and why a ratty? You could take Rosanne with you Tube Now.

I love Roseanne, but we got to give these young girls that yead. Okay, listen, I've been shopping my my TV show around town will not get picked up. Okay, I'm going to do an all female version of Home Improvement where I am the star and all my teenage daughters have horrible periods, and nobody will pick this up because they want who fucking Murphy Brown. If you don't know who Murphy Brown is your mom m, that's who likes Murphy Brown, Wine nose and drug addicts. Don't Brown,

Baby care comes Dave Massoni. I don't think so honey, time starts now. All right, I don't think so, honey. People who still refuse to follow Britney Spears on Instagram, why are you resisting this woman? I've said it before and I will say it again. Has done for your sins? This woman raised you from a young baby. Okay, so listen, I don't want to hear it like. She's posting a lot of good things. She's running a lot with her kids,

she's painting. She seems to be very in love and in what I'm gonna say is maybe a stable relationship. He seems very nice, or at least very dead set on picking her up whenever she asked him to. I'm sorry, gonna take this off because I know they made me look pissed, and I've changed my mood to be happy because Brittany is in a good place. And I don't think so, honey. To you for only giving her seventeen million followers, She's Brittany fucking spiracu idiot. I don't think

so honey, you follow her? Sendey Washington, it is your time, and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Netflix casting Jennifer Annison as president and a lesbian. The gay community will not accept that bullshit? Are you serious? She is boring? She is a bologna sandwich. I mean I can't even watch her and friends. How dare you put her as the president? There's so many more people who could be the president and a lesbian. How about

Meryl Street, Viola Davison, Lean, Pila Bassett Street. We will accept any of those women except Jennifer Aniston. Netflix, were you? Were you out of people? I could be the lesbian as a president that you need? A black woman? Here? Here you go right here. First of all, I've been gay for four years in the community still hasn't accepted me. So how hell oh yes, I'm still wait listed as a lesbian. So you're gonna take Jennifer Aniston? Is that

what you're gonna do. You're gonna be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna watch her, but what twenty episodes? I'm gonna watch one and then I'll be like, tig you gotta carry this whole show. Yes, Tignitaro has to be her her partner on the show. And I'm like, what, Netflix, what was the casting on that girl? That's woman? What? What show. Is this? What show is? It's called First Ladies. Yes,

it was on Deadline. I'm sorry that you didn't know about that, all right, we didn't know, But now I know. Mo fry passing. Wow, she is staying seated and your time starts now. I don't think so any dreams that are so real and boring that I think they happen in real life? Are you kidding me? It's like it was like in my house, but it wasn't really my house. But it wasn't my house, you know. It's like, I don't think so, honey. I have a fragile sense of reality,

like these don't just stort it any further. It's like, I don't think so, honey. Like I like, I have a dreamer. It's like I had a conflict with a friend and I dealt with it. It's like I wake up, It's like, did I deal with it? Hold on? And I thought I'd doubt with that. It's like, what did I do? What did I do? In the dreams? Fixed everything I fucking forgot? Also, I don't think so honey. Not being able to take iPhone photos inside of your dreams. You know, I said, I see a beautiful sunset of

my dreams. I want to remember that. It's like, how do I remember something? A photograph on my iPhone? And it's like, oh, it's just like so frustrating, Like I don't think so any like not being able to, like, you know, really take my dreams into reality. And I know that's very niche, you know, And it's like for our dreamers, our pisces out there, you know what I'm saying. So it's just like it's like this is like a niche.

I don't think so, honey, But I don't think so honey, like the construct of dreams five seconds, Like I don't think so anny, Like give me some stability, like let me take a picture. That's why we should be able to photograph in our dreams. And I can say thank you finally, Peter Smith. Oh and they're gonna they're gonna stand and their time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Dead Prince Philip and when watch the Row wedding today, gonna go to raise some hands. Yeah, Prince Philip was dead.

He was sitting there dead next to his wife who might have been dead too. This man is married to the Queen of England. Queen Elizabeth the second and this man had blood, four eyes, the thinnest, thinnest skin, a metal rod, just threw his head just up. How many seconds? Okay, this guy, you've seen tissue paper before, you've seen it, you've unwrapped a present. This is that you took that garbage tissue paper and wrapped it in blood and then put it in a chapel and expected the world to say, Oh,

this guy is alive and excited to be here. They said that it would take twenty six minutes for my photo. Second, because Prince Philip gets prickly. He's not prickly, he's dead. P Smith, all right, everyone was the Vulture Festival, second Festival. We want to say thank you all of my casts. Peter Smith, Mode Fantastic, Sydney Washington, damn this outing anytime. Thank you Voter, Thank you Jacking, Thank you Jack Out.

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