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your voice is heard over these last six weeks. Without you, perhaps some of these luminaries would have gone snubbed, a fate worse than death during awards season. Without further ado, I'd like to introduce two very special people who have kindly agreed to read the names of the nominees this morning.

Were privileged to be joined by Bow and Yang, a two time Prime Time Emmy nominee for writing and acting on Saturday Night Live whose comedic gifts are currently on full display on the new season of Aqua Fina is Nora from Queens and also Matt Rogers, a forty two year old former American Idol contestant who used to be the host of Discovery Channel's gold Rush The Dirt Special. Thanks to Google for this valuable information. I'm excited to turn it over to these two who also happened to

host this podcast and selected all of the nominees. Bowen and Matt. Good Morning, Good morning morning, Bowen, Good morning man. Let's begin. It's great to see you and we'll start. In the category of Biggest Jester. The nominees are Gazelle Bryant, The Real Housewives of Potomac, Charlie Chaplin the Joker on the Joker Card Deck of Cards, and Margot Robbie as

Harley Quinn. These are the nominees for Bigger Jester. In the category of Biggest Flop, the nominees are Sea World, Cats at the Box Office, Jennifer Lawrence, Fell at the Oscars, Demon Twink. These are the nominees for Biggest Flop. In the category of Biggest Jester Flop, the nominees are Jen Shaw, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Wendy Williams, Wendy Laura Osness, Anti vax Cuomo Sexuals. These are the nominees for Biggest Jester Flop. In the category of Biggest Jester Flop.

In the Clown Square, the nominees are Elissa MHM. Elyssa Edwards as Katy Perry on Snatch Game, RuPaul's Drag Race Season five, John Travolta saying Adel Desim the Oscars Summer Florida Governor Ron death Santis. These are the nominees for Biggest These are the nominees for Biggest Jester Flop in the Clown Square. The nominees for Most Amazing Impact and Film are Steven Spielberg. Actors two words inclusion writer and music and scoring in Film. These are the nominees for

Most Amazing Impact in Film. In the category of Best Ascar, the nominees are Kitty Kuric, Wendy Williams, l Woods. These are the nominees. These are the nominees for Best Oscar. In the category of Funniest Gay Man, the nominees are Pat Reagan, Joel Kim Booster m and Randy Rainbow. These are the nominees for Funniest Gay Man. In the category of Funniest Gay Woman, the nominees are Ellen Ms Piggy, Eleanor Roosevelt. These are the nominees for Funniest Gay Women.

In the category of Best News We Heard, the nominees are Beautiful Weather for the Labor Day Weekend, Big Little Lies Season two, and there is a big sale at our favorite store Think. These are the nominees for Best News We Heard in the category of In the category of Best Candy, the nominees are Starburst Nerds Candy by Mandy Moore. These are the nominees for best Candy. In the category of Best Chocolate, the nominees are Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate and Lint Truffles. These are the nominees for

best Chocolate. In the category of Best Picture Literal Picture, the nominees are Iwo Jima, Princess Diana Dancing with John Travolta, and Shiva Baby Movie Poster. These are the nominees for Best Picture Literal Picture. In the category of Album of the Year, the nominees are Live Photos on iPhone, Kasey Musgrave's Star Crossed Probably and Taylor Swift Reputation. These are

the nominees for Album of the Year. In the category of Record of the Year, the nominees are All I Want for Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey, Driver's License by Olivia Rodrigo, Death Death To All of Them to Kyle Dance Remix by Wendy Williams and Drive Back by Candice. These are the nominees for Record of the Year. In the category of Best Seltzer Flavor, the nominees are Pamplo, Mouse Lacroix, Lemon Spin Drift, and Black Cherry Polar Seltzer.

These are the nominees for best saltzer Flavor. In the category of Most Shocking Moment of the Year, the nominees are Death, Death to All of Them, Wendy Williams, Benefit two point oh, Bizarrely Staged rim Job Scene, the White Lotus. These are the nominees for most Shocking Moment of the Year. In the category of Best Team, the nominees are Olivia Rodrigo, Malcolm Malcolm in the Middle, and Jordan's Sparks American Idol.

These are the nominees for Best Team. In the category of Best twentysomething, the nominees are Hannah Horvath, Girls, Marty Michaels, Girls, Shows Girls. These are the nominees for Best These are the nominees for Best twenty something in the category. In the category of Best thirty something, the nominees are Lady Got, Jordan's Sparks, Waitress Replacement, cast On Broadway actor Skylar Aston Stage and Screen. These have the nominees for Best thirty

something Okay. In the category of Lady Gaga Award for being One Person in a Room Award, the nominees are Kendy Muse Alone in the v I. P. Bree Larson Room, Bo Burnham Inside, Jacob Trumblay Room. These are the nominees for Lady Gaga Award for being One Person in a Room Award. In the category of Best Straight or Heterosexual Person, the nominees are Dolly Parton, Sally Field, and Shirley McClain. These are the nominees for Best Straight or Heterosexual Person.

In the category of Most Iconic Building or Structure, the nominees are the Eiffel Tower, Paris, Wegmans America, the Twilight Zone, Tower of Terror, Disney's Hollywood Studios. These are the nominees for most Iconic Building or Structure. In the category of Best YouTube Video of those chart Data Timeline Things, the nominees are Katie Perry versus Taylor Swift, Mariah Carrey versus

Whitney Houston versus Selene Dion Pink. These are the nominees for Best YouTube Video of those chart data Timeline Things. In the category of Best Katy Perry Moments, the nominees are Thinking of You, MTV Unplugged, Stand Up Comedy, Hosting the MS, and Super Bowl Are You Ready to Rock? These are the nominees for Best Katy Perry Moments. In the category of Best Movie We Did Not See, the nominees are Citizen Kane mank and the self produced Wendy

Williams Documentary. These are the nominees for Best Movie We Did Not See. In the category of Outstanding Reality Competition Host, the nominees are RuPaul, Charles, RuPaul's Drag Race, Pad Milam, Top Chef, Jeff Prost, Survivor, Nicole Buyer, Nailed It, Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman Making It Dashaun Wesley Legendary, and

Matt Rodgers Hot Dog Congratulations, Thank You. In the category of Smallest Snub, the nominees are Matt Rogers Hot Dog, Outstanding Reality Competition Host, Primetime Emmy Awards, Kate Hudson Something Borrowed, Best Supporting Actress Academy Awards, Wendy Williams Outstanding Host for a Daytime Talk Show, Daytime Emmy Awards, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang not being cast as Flotsam and Jetsam Disney Casting.

These are the nominees for smallest snub. In the category of worst insult towards Us, the nominees are Matt Rodgers and Bow and Yang not being cast as Flotsam and Jetsam. Quote Entertainment Industry Circle, Jerk on a Journey to discover the next Marvel Show. Gays getting emotional coming off of a drugs because they're Saratonin has run out, Bargain Basement, Real Housewife's Recap Pod, What Culture Hunt, Apple Podcast Review, Fucking Faggots, Azalea Banks to all gay men, including us.

These are the nominees for worst insult towards US. In the category of Scariest Monster, the nominees are clover Field, Dracula and Miranda Priestley Girl. These are the nominees for scariest Monster. In the category of most Controversial, Wendy William's Movement, the nominees are Death to all of Them. He has more followers than me. He was nineteen years old and he was murdered, accusing every rapper in the nineties of being gay. These are the nominees for most Controversial Wendy

Williams movement. In the category of most recurring stress stream, the nominees are teeth, Fallout, Naked in a store, didn't study for that final exam? Why did I skip class all semester? These are the nominees for most recurring strass stream. In the category of worst way to die, the nominees are your mom has to saw you in half on TV, snake eats you and with a secret or without having told the people you love how much they meant to you before it was too late and you will never

have the chance, or without closure. These are the nominees for worst way to die. In the category of best Flavor of them All that not manies are pomp Lay Mouse, Coconut Flame, and Hot Tasty. These are the nominees for best flavor of them All. In the category of Best Little Bro, the nominees are Matt Rodgers, Tie, Mitchell Bottoms all over the Globe. These are the dominees for best

Little Bro. Congratulations. In the category of Best Big Bro, the nominees are Matt Rogers, Greg Brady, The Brady Bunch, and some tops. These are the nominees for Best Big Bro. Congratulations. Thank You. In the category of Best Friend, the nominees are Matt Rogers Bowen and Lisa Kudrow. These are the nominees for Best Friends. In the category of Most Memorable Line in a Movie or Film, the nominees are I'm the king of the word, I'll never let co chack,

I'll never let go. Our situation is precarious. You know the money's gone. It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania and you mean, did we do it? These are the nominees for most Memorable Line in a movie or film. In the category of Most Memorable Line in a TV Show, the nominees are why is your Penis on a dead Girl's phone? Sasha Away? And Death to All of Them? These are the nominees for most Memorable Line in the

TV show. In the category of Best Note Ever Sung, the nominees are from Every Night in My Dreams, in My Heart Will Go On Loock, from Hook to the Western Sky, in Defying Gravity, and See Sharp five. These are the nominees for Best Note Ever Sung and the category of Worst Note Ever Sung, The nominees are All Notes, Caitlyn Jenner, the Masked Singer, All Notes, Fergie National Anthem, the third Burr in Birthday, Happy Birthday. These are the

nominees for Worst Note Ever Sung. In the category of Best Live Performance by a Woman, the nominees are Brandy Chavon Massey Defying Gravity, That One Time, Fergie National Anthem, NBA All Star Game, and Patti LuPone. All these are the nominees for Best Live Performance by a Woman. In the category of Diablo Cody Screenplay Award, the nominees are Diablo Cody, Juno, Diablo Cody Young Adults, and Nia Our Dallas My Big Fact Reek Wedding. These are the nominees

for Diabolo Cody Screenplay Award. In the category of Kate Planchet Award for Good Acting, the nominees are Mariah Carey Precious based on the novel Push by Sapphire, Sidney Sweeney, The White Lotus Flow Progressive, and Viola Davis. All these are the nominees for the Kate Blanchet Award for Good Acting. In the category of Kylie Minogue Award for Why Haven't They Happened in America Yet, the nominees are Little Mix, The Letter You in Words with O R and Gay

Late Night Hosts. I may write these are the nominees for Kylie Minoge Award for why Haven't They Happened in America Yet? In the category of the Little Mix Award for being Absolutely Fierce Boots, the nominees are Normandy Gazelle from Utopia and Candice drive Back. These are the nominees for the Little Mixed Award for being Absolutely Fierce Boots. In the category of Tina Turner Legend Award, the nominees are Candice, Wendy Williams and Tina Turner. These are the

nominees for Tina Turner Legend Award. In the category of Most Relaxing Destination, the nominees are The White Lotus Resort, Disney's Animal Kingdom, Turks New York City k KOs. These are the nominees for most Relaxing Destination. In the category of Best Damn Bird, the nominees are seagull that ate the lunch of Katrina Rodgers aka the Original Doll, Flamingos, Big Bird, Sam the Eagle, and Zaptos. These are the

nominees for Best Damn Bird. In the category of Best Disney Worldwide, the nominees are The Twilight Zone, Tower of Terror, Pandora, Flight of Passage Expedition Everest. These are the nominees for Best Disney Worldwide. In the category of Best Universal Studios Orlando Ride, the nominees are Harry Potter and The Escape from Green Gots, Harry Potter and The Escape from Green Gots, Revenge of the Mummy, and Dudley doo Writes Rips Off Falls.

These are the nominee for Best Universal Studios Orlando Ride. In the category of the Six Flags Award for Worst Ride in Orlando, the nominees are Oh Pirates of the Caribbean, This is a Show but Hall of Presidents and the Teacups. These are the nominees for Six Flags Award for Worst Ride in Orlando. In the category of Best Cousin of the Week Ever of all Time, the nominees are girls named Alex, the cast of Full House and Cousin Greg Succession. These are the nominees for Best Cousin of the Week

ever of all Time. In the category of Best I Don't Think So Honey of all Time, the nominees are going to Church on Sunday and Wednesday, Aaron Jackson, French Manicures as Pedicures Grated Titleman, Going to Church on Sunday and Wednesday Remix, Darcy cardon When You fart and a little comb comes out, Jill and Booster Cocaine, Bowen Yang Congratulations, Thank you, and Ben Affleck and j Lo Critics Matt Rodgers congratulation. These are the nominees for best I Don't

Think So Honey of All Time. In the category of best Thing to Order for the table, the nominees are Chicido, Peppers, water, Water for Everyone for Now and dip All. These are the nominees for best thing to order for the table. In the category of Best Dinner, the nominees are spaghetti and Meatballs, chicken palm, Pizza Night. These are the nominees for best Dinner. In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are salad, sandwich and soup. These are the nominees

for best lunch. In the category of Best Breakfast, the nominees are eggs, toast and beans British. These are the nominees for best breakfast. In the category of Best Snack, the nominees are string, cheese, seaweed, paper and chips All. These are the nominees for best snack. In the category of Best Beverage, the nominees are Sprite dr Pepper and iced coffee for Gay people a ka but first Dot Dot Dot coffee in the iced sense. These are the

nominees for best Beverage. In the category of best Fish, the nominees are Tuna, Flounder, The Little Mermaid and Baby Lump Sucker. These are the nominees for best Fish. In the category of the Catherine Han Award for Us Being Gagged, the nominees are Alyssa Edwards Versus Tatiana Lip sync RuPaul's Drag Race, Cynthia Arrivo Singing, and Catherine Hahn One Division Acting. These are the nominees for the Catherine Han Award for

Us Being Gagged. In the category of Worst Criminal of All Time, the nominees are Voldemort, Erica Girardi, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and that Cheetoh. These are the nominees for worst Criminal of All Time. In the category of Best Influencer We Haven't Heard Of, the nominees are Addison Ray is that what She Is? These are the nominees for best Influencer we Haven't heard Of. In the category of Best Emoji, the nominees are ice Cream, Cone,

Purple horny devil and bottom eyes. These are the nominees for best Emoji. In the category of best Emotion to port trey, the nominees are anger and grief at the same time, organic laughter and ever so slight amusement a k A. Miranda priestly at the end of devil, worse product slash small smile slash cathartic character change in like a tiny, tiny moment, then saying go. These are the nominees for best emotion to portray. In the category of Best Animal on the Farm, the nominees are pig or piglet,

chickens of the coupe and hen. These are the nominees for best animal on the Farm. In the category of Best Animal in the Forest, the nominees are Mama Bear, deer and Creatures unknown m These are the nominees for best animal in the Forest. In the category of Best Animal in the Sea, the nominees are fish all bottom of ocean, freaky gutterfish with the light on their head you know the one, and octopus Teacher, My octopus Teacher. These are the nominees for best animal in the Sea.

In the category of Best Billionaire, the nominees are Oprah, Winfrey, Rihanna and Jessica Simpson One of These Days. These are the nominees for Best Billionaire. In the category of Best Planet, the nominees are Neptune, hath and Chromatica. These are the nominees for best Planet. In the category of Best Teacher we Ever Had a k A The Teacher Respect Award, the nominees are Octopus Teacher, Bill Nye The Science Guy,

and Dr Wendy Osepho Professor. These are the nominees for best Teacher We Ever Had a k A The Teacher Respect Award. In the category of Most Colorful Color, the nominees are chartrus, aquamarine, magenta, and blue. These are the nominees for most Colorful Color. We have arrived at the seventy third question, which means it is time to announce the nominees for the biggest award of the night. In the category of the Christina Aguilera Award for Coming on

This Bitch matt as Hell. The nominees are jam RuPaul's Drag Race, Lindsay Lohan The Rumors music Video, Aaron Rockovich, When Ed Masary Fired, Harrass Beyonce Lemonade, and Tiffany New York Pollard All. These are the nominees for the Christina Aguilera Award for Coming On This Bitch, matt as Hell and the category of America's Next Top Model. The nominees are Bowen Yang and Amelia Hamlin. These are the nominees

for America's Next Top Model Congratulations. In the category of Best Dressed, the nominees are Zenda A Scala, The Real Housewives of Potomac and Paul fig On Film Sets. These are the nominees for Best Dressed. In the category of the National Park Award for Nature, the nominees are The Tree of Life, Disney's Animal Kingdom, The Grand Canyon, Clouds That Don't Rain, Reefer Mama, and Uma Thurman as Poison, Ivy Batman and Robin. These are the nominees for the

National Park Award for Nature. In the category of Best Dress, the nominees are Dress tell Us, Swift, Reputation, j lo Versace, you Know the One, and Princess Diana Wedding Dress. These are the nominees for Best Dress and the category of Jim and Pam Award. For Best Chemistry, then nominees are Fleabag and Hot Priest, Fleabag, Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson. Something's Gonna Give Baking Soda and Vinegar Signs, Fair Volcano and Julia Roberts and Richard gear All. These are the

nominees for Jim and Pam Award for Best Chemistry. In the category of Tic Tac Toe Award for Best Simple Game, the nominees are Checkers, Hop, Scotch hang Man. These are the nominees for the Tic Tac Toe Award for Best Simple Game. In the category of Best Song on Rent Soundtrack, the nominees are Out Tonight, Take Me or Leave Me, Tango, Maureen Another Day, lave E bo m M, I Should tell You Your Eyes will I Santa Fe Without You and I'll Cover You Reprise. These are the nominees for

Best Song on Rent Soundtrack. In the category of the Brenda Award for Name that No One gets named Now or going Forward, the nominees are Clive L. Smith and Bernice. These are the nominees for the Brenda Award for Name that No One gets named Now or going Forward. In the category of Most Important Item of Clothing, the nominees are socks, Choose, bracelets, and inklet. These are the Amount These are the nominees for Most Important Item of Clothing.

In the category of the Joy Behart Award for Stand Up Comedy, the nominees are Joel Kim, Booster, Pat Reagan and Katie Perry. These are the nominees for the Joy Behart Award for Stand Up Comedy. In the category of the Scream by Edward Munch Award for Best Scream, the nominees are Meryl Streep, Big Little Live Season two, Lady Gaga, Screaming, What the Fuck in Enigma Show, and Scream. These are the nominees for the Scream by Edward Munch Award for

Best Scream. In the category of Best Google Service, the nominees are Maps, dr Images. These are the nominees for Best Google Service. In the category of Best Google Search, the nominees are does Hernia Go Away on its Own, Kerry Washington, Age, am I Gay Quiz, Sebastian Stand But and Kelly Clark's An Album When. These are the nominees for Best Google Search. In the category of Best Apple Products of them All, the nominees are iPhone, MacBook Air,

Schmiga Done. These are the nominees for Best Apple Product of them All. In the category of wand Division Award for Television. The nominees are Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol, Grey's Anatomy Season two finale, Death To All of Them, Wendy Williams The Comeback Season two finale, The View, and That John Oliver Guy. These are the nominees for one

Division Award for Television. In the category of the Victoria Beckham Award for Outstanding Achievement, the nominees are Little Mix, Jeopardy Winners, High School Graduates, Kelly Ripper, and Walt Disney. These are the nominees for the Victoria Beckham Award for Outstanding Achievement. In the category of Best Neighborhood, New York, the nominees are Fort Greene, Jackson Heights and Murray Hill.

These are the nominees for Best Neighborhood, New York. In the category of Best Neighborhood, Los Angeles, the nominees are Los Fieles, Silver Lake, Universal CityWalk. These are the nominees for Best Neighborhood, Los Angeles. In the category of Best Neighborhood Dallas Fort Worth, the nominees are Oak Lawn, Downtown and Austin, Texas. These are the nominees for Best neighborhood

Dallas Fort Worth. In the category of the Chris Award for Most Timeless Name, the nominees are Amanda, James, Lee, and Matt These are the nominees for the Chris Award for Most Timeless Name, Congratulating You. In the category of Best Video Game Moment, the nominees are when Bowser arrives, when Mario jumps Person of five, all you Know addressing like a slut with a gun, after saving the world in Final Fantasy tend To and when Kirby eats the Girls.

These are the nominees for Best Video Game Moment. In the category of Dragon Award for Animal We're not Sure as Real, the nominees are Platypus, Manta Ray, and Pokemon. These are the nominees for the Dragon Award for Animal We're not Sure is Real. In the category of Vanilla Coke Award for What Happened to That, the nominees are Altoyd's Mango Sours, Kathleen Turner, Pussycat Dolls, Comeback, R nine a k a. Rihanna's Ninth Album, and Vienetta ice Cream Cakes.

These are the nominees for Vanilla Coke Award for What happened to that. In the category of Best Taylor Swift, the nominees are Treacherous, Red, the Folklore, Evermore Era, the baking of cookies, and releasing albums in the month of November. These are the nominees for Best Taylor Swift. In the category of Best Taylor Swift, the nominees are quote, she basically tried to sabotage an entire arena tour, ready for It, reputation, hip Hip, Hip, Choreography, and her performance of Wildest Dream

Slash Enchanted on the world tour. White Girl, stomp head, throwing back, outfit, change, smile, look back at the audience. It has it all. These are the nominees for Best Taylor Swift. In the category of Best Time, the nominees are PM the Pop Charts In and Minutes. These are the nominees for Best Time. And finally, in the category of Artist of the Millennium, the nominees are Man would you like to read them with me? A, Melissa Edwards,

Mike White, and Wendy Williams. Congratulations to all of the nominees for the last Cultures Culture Awards. The show will be at a later date. Publicists, please begin campaigning now, the campaign starts now now. Thank you so much, Thank you so much. Have a good morning. Good morning,