"The F----t Call" (w/ Chris Kelly and Sarah Schneider)

in myself. Why so I'm happy that that went well, be saying the title of our pod, because I'm disappointed with myself and other areas of my life, like what I have to get out ahead of something, get out ahead of what? Do you remember when I said I was going to do a marathon at the end of the year at Disney World. I was famously and I kind of going to travel to Disney World to do a marathon there. And we're not doing it. Why not? Because the Disney World marathon doesn't exist. It's not a thing.

Where did you hear about this? Okay? You? Our friend Eric Heurson said we gotta go do the marathon in Disney in November. Apparently there is one, but it happened in January. There's a half marathon in Disney and do the half right, do that. It's still thirteen miles. Is so excited that I was going to do something so physical. You still you're still going to run thirteen point one, baby,

It's just not the same. Come on, Unless I go there and do my own marath you're still going to get the picture of you in the blanket and the in the aluminum blank You're right, it's about the photos. It's about the photos. And you've been to Disney work with me. We do do a marathon. We do a marathon. We do it despite what anyone wants. I but god, I mean, it doesn't feel like vacation when we're there, because you are. I just want to make sure we

do everything. So here's the thing, and I'll get into it. I don't think we're with two Disney queens. I don't know. Well, I'll ask them and it's fine if not, fine if not, um, there's plenty of them to grow in this life. But I will say I apologize to anyone that goes to Disney with me, because I'm the kind of person that's like, Okay, cool, we gotta do this next thing. And I turned around to you study and Dave who we were all with, and they were like, no, we're adults who don't feel

the need to run to the haunted mansion. And I was like, okay, cool, Yes, I mean I think I'm getting better. The beautiful thing about Disney is that you get to age up with it, right, Like, there's this thing that people is that the beautiful thing about Disney. I heard people at work. I've talked about this people at work. I overheard conversations of people work being like before Christmas, someone being like, yeah, you know, I don't know what I'm doing for the holidays. I might just

get a room at the Grand Floridians. And just there are Disney queens at SNL there. Yeah, I don't I want to name one. Why won't name one? I'm not surprised to hear that, but it's one that I never expected him to be a Disney queen, but he's at Disney. I think sketch comedy and Disney go hand in hand because we have immersive experiences. Yes, we have storytelling, condensed storytelling in both right. And speaking of condensed story wow, how about that though? How bad? Can we discuss what

we just did? What we got here? We went through and the last culture is as listeners, is this the way to say this word or the French ways of? But then if you want to emulate that in in like English phonetics, it's like you would just say of and make it a silent ur God. The way that you are grabbing your brain right now to get this out there, it's it's buried deep within. Okay. So we went through the oath yes of our guests and I

we said that famously. Well, you guys don't know this yet, but when you were honored one day at the Candy Kennedy Center on, because you will get a Kennedy Center on, I will perform It's a candle Christmas Eve christ the Christmas Christmas candle. I will perform it. Not any of the A list stars that I kindically did it. It will be me, and I will come out as Asian American.

Do yes. I will be Asian American doll, you as Asian American dog will present me doing it, and I'll be like, girls, this is for you, and sing the candle song and know you're gonna look at them. They will be in the back meat with the rainbow medals. And then President Alexandro Ocasto Cartas will be like, who the funk was that? And they'll be like, we met him a few times, you met him at some dance. That's my favorite thing. That should be president what no

candall is my favorite thing. And I remember the day it came out. I texted and address and I said, who the funk wrote that? And she said, do you think parentheses? Kelly? Oh? I love that. Their title card, the production company card is just parenthetical, just whatever thrown back to the Okay. And also, I mean we moved on from that because now we have the show, the show, and I truly, I mean, look at this point, we're like five deep in our the other two this is

the other two events. I mean, at this point, you're on episode five. I think I think at this point Chase has gone to the dance or something. Well, I hope he has. Hope that wasn't a big spoiler Chase goes to a dance if we haven't yet got there yet, Chase is about the Chase is about Terry goes to the dance. But it's Chased but the dance, right, Oh my god, I hope we can cut this out of it as Oh, my god, There's there's so much more

to come. There's so much more to come. It's one of those shows that starts good and gets get better. Come on, and then that last little frame, baby, I could not even believe in the whole season builds to that moment is what you don't realize. Can I say, I'm actually it's it's comfortable for me to talk to you about them because I've waited. I have very little chill.

I've waited to have them on. I know since the beginning of our beginning of us doing this Oh my god, one fire, let's shared share, okay, just really quick shared rundown of credits, College humor, the onion sucking Saturday Night Live, and now they did one of them did and it gets better video for U c B. And like I was what like a little zygo to a little faggot and watched the name is like this is really important, so moving, we are so and now they are the

creators of then you show the other two We're so excited to have. And I have to say, also, yesterday I watched other people Oh my god, and other people wow, come on, come on, and I told our guest that I watched it, and he's like, you watched it today. I was like, um no, I mean like casually, like within the last few months. But then now you're now you're just coming out and saying he was fully yesterday, full yesterday. Yeah. I love that. Knows you know, we're

so excited to have them. We're gonna turn to them now. Please give it an ear. Welcome to Chris Kelly and Sarah Schneider. Our interests are always emphatic, but that was like, that was above and beyond. I would love to just not talk and just like watch you guys well just in general, listen, we're not comfortable with that. Do you guys think you guys will have a Kennedy Center. I think you guys have to answer this for yourself. I just want to I want the gig. That's why I

hope they got it. I know. I like that the plan is for both of you guys to steal roles from women. Yes, the things I can present us starting hard. I love it. Let's get into it. Let's get into do we deserve to steal these roles from likely? Now? But I also love the intro that one of us made it. It gets better video that you love one of the guests today, did you make it? What would you say? This is your personity? Just say it gets better? Nine years later videos though it does it get better?

It gets it gets better. Yeah, well let's go let's go around. Does it get better Sarah? For for me? Yeah? Yeah, great, Chris, Yeah, I think it got better because I mean it used to be bad, but now it's better. Now it's better. Now it's better. And the thing is, like I will say, well, did it get better for you? I want to say it's a wash with my parents, but overall another terms, it's been great. What were you going to say? I was going to say in watching other people yesterday? What No?

And now I'm in a pivot to being more serious if you can believe that the pivot is going to be quick pivot. I was just really like what what it moved me so much about it is you really do get across this like kind of experience of like like a like a gay guy kind of coming into his zone who's like trying to figure out how to

be gay? Do you know what I mean? I feel like that's like like even with Carrie and the other two, like that's like a big like that there's just so much there with like him trying to figure out how to fit into this like gay world, and also with the character of David too obviously like like kind of like being like about Grinder and about okay Cupid, but you get that that comes from a place of like being afraid of it. So that's just like really moved

me about it like that. It was just kind of like I felt not to be the person who's like I felt seen, but I think a lot of people will feel seen by the show too. Yeah that's good. Yeah, so I love it so much the gym. Thank you guys for watching all. Thank you. That's very nice. And let me I don't binge everything. Some of the ship out there unbingeable, okay, drag, Okay, I couldn't binge. Um like this doesn't it can barely binge House of Cards and it's made to binge. Sure, I couldn't binge. I

couldn't even binge what you're starting House of Cards. Now you started season one. Now we can say that it got worse ass like Seasan's one and two binge able. I think after season three, four five, who knows that it has like A six unbable. I couldn't binge. I tried to, but couldn't binge Succession because that felt like I needed time between them or something, or I just

like kept not going back to it or something. But then I binge the last three, which I kind of think makes sense because those three were like the greatest. That was like, I have to see succession. I heard you're a fan of Mrs Maisel. I am that. Who is my ally here? I don't know both of us. But the first season I think was a little bit harder to like really get through. And then the second season, I thinking it's just like candy to me, It's like

on TV. Yeah, that's actually a really culture number fourteen marvelous Mrs Mars like a bath on TV number one, and you know, approximately eight thousand rules have been rule number four teen. Yes, that's not for us to figure out. Chris, why are you're I was gonna ask, like, what have you been binging? But that's such a what are your obsessions? What have I been binging? What have I been binging? Because I don't know what have I been binging to watch?

It's very late to the game on that. Yes, but Helena was telling me about this that Matt would be your ally Sarah for Masal and I'd be Chris's Alley for killing you because you don't like it, because he's he's scary. He's nervous that it's going to scary, and I'm saying it's not scary. I'm a very anxious person. So like the first like episode when like she kills that guy with like spoiler alert, like there's killing and

killing it. She takes that big stick and like, yeah, yeah, that's not really what the show funny too, So it's not like full scary. It's not like a Darcy Cardon is the same way. She does not like scary things. And we all went as a group to see Annihilation and what was the movie that he made before Annihilation? The Yeah, we were and she's like, I don't want to see this. It's gonna be scary. We were like, it's not going to be scary. X Mock you know,

was not. There's no jumps, there's no gore. Annihilation is going to be easy. It is so fucking rough and tough the whole time through. It's disgusting, it's gross. They're scares everywhere. She sat so frightened, and when the movie was over it I think she was like, that was not for me. And also I want to say thank you for writing her up, because she did tell me that if she wasn't mentioned by a name on this podcast, she would she got in. Let me tell you she

is mentioned at length. Sell your Welcome, DRIs. I forget annihilistion. I would never put myself through that. Did you get Healing, which is a comedy comedy. What's her face in it? Yeah? What's her face? Natalie apartment people, she created it, produces it. Okay, you're talking about comb is talented MS comer, she's I know, it's not furious terrible. I know. I actually did google her and saw her agent was lessened to the show. It makes me mad whenever anyone's young. Did we see Hereditary?

Did you see Hereditary? I didn't that. I loved Hereditary, and I like, I like a scary movie. I hate the body who really but the image where's allies? Yeah? Just allies? And that's going to be cross table when like in like an hour, when the Apocalypse it's like it's out here, you're gonna be scared to death. I said the first to die. No, no, no, because though okay, so I going back to Disney very quickly. Please thank

you for doing so. I the one thing that I will say I am also an ally with you on is the like, um, the like organization of like this needs to be planned out and timed and like hurry up because we're gonna miss things. I don't apply it specifically in my brain to Disney, to a Disney trip, but when you were talking about that, I was like, that is how I would be there once the apocalypse tips. We would be very like well organized and trying to get through stuff. You know. I agree, the chaos would

come in the door, and that would matter. I said always say, like I'm going to be the person that's like, okay, cool, we have to run, but I have to charge my phone. Let me'm just like quick, I about ten percent. You got to get the external bat No, I probably should just walk out and get killed. I think it would be easier. I don't know. I would surrender my life. I would surrender my life immediately. I'm not sitting here. I'd be like, just kill me now. I don't want

to happen. You're so good in nature. No, I'm not I want to work at him and think good in nature. Matt is basic good in nature like hiking like no, so Matt trip state. No, we tripped on and we all did this and I just observed Bowen and I said, you belong in the woods. Okay, know what that means. Well, I'm just saying I don't know what that means either, but I trust you and I guess you. Since you, I will absolutely take that to lead the way in

the zombie So I can tie not some stuff, can you? Still? Yeah? I can tie a nut. I will say I have never seen her tie a fucking nut in my life. Hours a day. Bitch hasn't tied a single in front of me. She's not made camp in front of me. Oh my god. And also that's like like when you watch them on Survivor, you're like, yeah, I could do this show. Let's not talk about some ever, but that's my favorite show, is it? The straight roommate, who, like Survivor is based on Carrie, is a little based on me,

but mostly the straight roommate is Verbatim. Meow wow, I love it. I love it. Yeah, No, there's I think there's something I actually was obsessed with it two in the early days, but you still watch it was phrased in a way that makes me want to say no, yes, I didn't watch thoroughly all the way through. I came

back to it and had a renaissance with me. And also Sarah's answer for what she's been binging is Survivor because I've talked about it so much that the only way she can shut it down is to say, yes, I know, I know what you're saying. You were like, he was like, if you've I've spoken about this for the years that we've been friends, but this season really is the best season that's ever been. Mike White is on it. It's like a lot of it's really fun.

It's great. Then he was done because we've been doing interviews for this show and people want to ask is like, what TV are you watching? And I'm like, the real answer is not what you want. We just Survivor season thirty and then and Sarah was like, I'm going to watch it and I was like, I'll come over times, but I would like to see it again. So he does well on the show. He does well. White, I'm not I'm not done this season, so I don't know

how it all ends, but well he's doing well. Wow, Okay, my sister watches and she's and she even now knows who Mike. Why when did you fall off? Oh girl, I think probably season six Amazon Miss Jenna one, Miss Jenna. Yeah, it was the season. Do you remember this crazy season where they had a challenge where they were all standing on planks in the water and then they were like, we'll take our all of our clothes off for chocolate.

Oh that's a that's a that's yeah. That was like, oh well, this was the first time they then and all the women were like, we will get naked for chocolate. Jeff Probes. I did that. I stopped watching Survivor and then I went on a date with someone who was a contestant on Survivor and I didn't know it at the time. We just went out on a date and he was great and what we were making small talk and I was like how are you And he's like, I've been traveling and I was like where have you been?

And you said to some country And I was like how long were you there for? And he was like, um, like I think like thirty nine days. And every question was like Survivor and the date turned into me just being like, well, and then what do you eat all day? Are you bored? How did the cameras get the wide shots and the closest do they read you the chat? Like? I just so rudely stopped the date and was just interviewing him and then went home and binged his whole

season that night. And yeah, he made it far. Oh, I didn't know that was years and I've been watching it. I've been watching it. Wow. I have to say season two that was the ship. And there's nothing that disappoints me more than what happened with Elizabeth, because Elizabeth Filarski was America's sweetheart and then and then we find out what's going on with her up here? It was always there, it was always there, chilling. What season did Veseppia win?

Vppia one? Season four? Marquesa, Marquesa. I can't even do this. This is good, no, but it's like, I don't know, I have like thirty seven, I believe Marcuses was season four, but Vesseppia one, and it was like and now I love to mention Veseppia such a good fun Where is she now? I don't know they've done winter seasons. Right, Oh, no, have they done all winter seasons? No? I don't think

it rains, but it's not like in the snow. Reality TV in general, it was kind of like what we would watch every week coming home from us now because you're so like buzzing and you've been so mentally engaged for so many hours, and we were like, we need to just watch something. You know so deeply how much work it takes to make something. Yeah, I can't watch another comedy while I'm making a comedy because I just

can see the word production. But then there's something about watching The Real Housewives, for example, that's so fun because like if you're in the edit for your show, like, it's fun to watch the Editive Housewives because there's no continuity, nothing has to match, and you can be holding the glasses. It's down like it's just a fucking free for all. It's truly the wild they're doing their own thing. It's the wild West there. It doesn't feel like the same thing.

It's not the same thing. Yeah, I'm so happy you guys watched because my I don't think so. Honey, later is Housewives related? Oh you're I know what you're gonna do I think you do know it's because I have for a specific city. It's it's for a specific city and a specific cast member who I've always been on board with but not anymore. And I remember, yeah, tell me if you think this is true. You guys love the Housewives. I don't watch all want New York and

I watched New York Beverly Hills in Atlanta. Okay, Okay, so I know Atlanta, New York is by far the best one the best, okay, But Beverly Hills at its peak was on par like you're talking about when they was the Death. I recently went back and like rediscovered that and I was like, this, it's the darkest season of television. So now what Sarah saying is now that they're all alive in it Family Hills, and no one on that show has a legitimate sense of humor. They're

so boring, they're so self serious. And also I think that they think they're funny. And in New York, those girls are so fucking funny. I get it. I about this when you were like the episode of them like in Mexico when their ship, when remotest ship is on the floor, they're having a blast. The editors are like, everyone's having fun every time. My boyfriend we had the premiere party for our show on Thursday, and my boyfriend, um, I saw him. I just looked over. We were laying

in bed together breaking news on the pond. But I looked over and I could kind of see on the corner of my eye that he here to be on Countess Louian's Instagram. And I saw him then typing a message and I was like, are you d m ng Countess Louiann And he was like, I'm inviting her to the premiere party. Out of it, he was just like, hey, we love you. Come to the premier party tonight. It's

at this hotel at this time. Obviously she didn't come, but he was like she could she honestly not obviously, that feels like that could have had Like I bet you, I bet she had a cabaret or something like. I knew she wouldn't come, but I did think there was a chance she would have responded and like, hey, sorry, Bobby, I can't make it anywhere. She does the same business. Hey, Bobby, I feel like you know who would come? Who would have gone Drende Dorenda would have gone, she would have been.

Were you seen Durand to act up at parties and she is with it and like would go to that kind of thing, right, But Okay, because we're all here and we're all watching York Housewives, can't we just talk about because there's there's nothing. It's just such a somber tone all of it. Let's talk about beth thing And honestly, I don't think so, honey. Today was almost people who say they identify as a Beskay. I'll tell you who

says this all the time. Who I want to throw out of a window every time she says it's Suti Green. Let's talk about Suti Green. Honestly, she said she identifies as to Bethany, I'm like, you are a human being who has empathy for others. You're not. I feel like I get that up to a couple of seasons ago, and now it's just she's fust It's it's getting worse and worse every season. But I also could see like within the cast, if you had to identify with one,

we would all say Bethany, I say Drenda. That's because I'm fun until I get drunk, and then I might get a little dark, A little dark. You described her as a little dark because of that reason, you don't like watching scary movies, and that is a horror ship, like that is that's a horror anthology. Okay, it's because I'm scared to say who I really am? Who are you Amona? No? But I say so. Suiti is more Sonya than she thinks. You think. I think when she gets drunk, they get the same look in her eyes.

I might be a Sonya too, You're not. Sonya is the only truly deeply kind, nice person I think. I mean, she's the nicest of all of them. I think she has a good heart. She's an idiot, but you want she was kind of like a cruel on purpose in the last season too. Yeah, like just talking talking shit. It's well, we did interact with Tinsley, so we I love watching I just love those those girls, the Housewives,

because every episode you're just like, you're the straight man. Yes, they're crazy and you are the normal one way, No, you are crazy. She's the straight man. You can't ever dear me to are constantly shifting. No, No, I'm a Carol, I'm a car That's what I was going to say. Literally, it was like, who is but Bowen is Carol Radsville, which is for better for worse because it kind of means I'm boring. It doesn't mean that at all. I hate when people do that to Carol. She's my favorite.

Don't don't do that. I'm really sad she's gone. She's gone, obviously, Kelly, I would there is nothing I would rather do, Like I then go to the cat skills with them while they're shooting and just sit behind the scenes on the couch and watch how they film it. Watch like how real and fake it is if they reset themselves, if they're mad, and then when they cut there not. I would love to sit for a day just how real it is. I believe that it's really thick in Beverly Hills.

I believe that's how this is fake. Like I believe that it's like the drama seems the most real for me in Beverly Hills. Like do you remember that episode when Erica Jane went black in the eyes? Yes? Yes, Days of Our Lives? What's her name? Um, the Emmy winning actress who at least not remember Yeah, honestly, no, not a boring blonde wide Oh that's good. I feel like you because you know, I can't help it. That's the closest we've gotten to. Who's the well, if we're

gonna do Beverly Hills, then I'm Ranna Erica Jane Rising. No, Eric is canceled. She's Erica's canceled from from the jump. She is like pandered hard, not canceled now. But this isn't going to be up for two months, right, So she's canceled by the time this coming out. Yeah, by the time Erica Jane is next on the list, she is Okay, sorry, that's that's just myn't watch Beverly Hills. But who I see when I look in the mirror, Oh my god, you don't like so yeah, Kyle thinks

she's Bethty. She thinks season she thinks she's the funny like voice of reason. She's a boring human being. I know, really just started being like, these are real people in the world. You kind of like forget you're kind of like separated or something because they're so oh yeah, this is gonna be This is like a person that we

don't care about. That there was like Kenya Moore was on Watch What Happens Live, one time, and Michael Rappaport was on with her, and I guess like the Michael rapport is like a huge housewib said, who had been like coming for Kenya Moore for months and they had like a very contentious wo like watch what Happens live appearance, But that's not going to happen to you guys, know and listen, they're fine, Like they're making fifty bucks per

cameo video, Like that's true and they're just very wealthy. So you know who follows me on Twitter? Cynthia Bailey? Oh great, we love Cynthia. We've lived for Cynthia. But why are you following me? Don't ask unfollowed, don't have nothing good to say. I feel like one day I'm gonna be like Nini sucks, like like Cynthia is gonna Cynthia will go off. Look, okay, what do you have to What do you have to say about Bethany? You

brought her up for? Oh? I think that she tries to play the game and it's just not I don't think she's doing it well you know what I mean. I think that her personal ship is getting so much that she's like trying to juggle that real stuff and also play the housewives game, and I think it looks ugly like the whole Bethany Carol fight to me was just like I know that was such about mar god, but I also think there's times where she's she is the most like feels like a real person with a

real brain. And I think she's faster, quicker, smarter, meaner than all the other girls, And so just when she's mean to them, it's just punching down too much. It's just so like, Bethany, you're right, but like they can't fight with you like they are. You're in a different level and it just looks pathetic. And season after season I would be like, yes, Bethany, tell them and now

I'm like, girl, like we all know that. You're like, don't do this, like all that stuff about yeah she's got It was so crazy because her and Carol was so we're so so so close, and then to be like you don't have a career, and then how that clearly hit hard and then go after It's so many times I was like, this is your best union. I'm like you, I think we're real friends. Outside the show gross to watch. You don't have a career is disgusting. It made my It was more disgusting than deeply her jeans,

her new genes, her new gene line. You're right, she's she's done worse. So I just want to say, yes, Bethany has jokes, but the stock template Bethany joke, which I think she has to fucking retire is what am my good Fellas? Like? She's always like, what am I? What am I? What are my moms t about? Like? What a what am I? Like? What am I? The Godfather? Like? It's always a mom movie reference or something she I can't believe no one's done her on Smash just because

I feel like it'd be a good opportunity. Just leave, because she's always leaving. She's always like, I gotta go fifteen minutes then I go apartment is very is in a very bad place, like she's always she's always moving, always moving, favorite, my favorite Bethany's like, where is everyone for dinner? And I'm like, that's me, that's me. I'm with her? Is this her? To say Bethany is for anyone who makes it to a supervising writer at us to know they are automatically a beth which includes you yeah.

I mean, listen, do you guys identify as Bethany's And I'm sorry, I do not relate to aspects of her and I think in previous seasons I would confidently say that, but I think she's gone overboard, like embarrassing to watch her. Now. I'm more of a like a like a behind closed door or something out with her like meanness. I'll close the door and do it. Just to Chris, you close the door. And Bethany, if you're going to be a Bethany, you got to close the door. That we can have

about any space. If you're you got to close the door, closed door. Who are you? Closed door? Just like you and I just talking base, Well, you and I just hang out and had like a long housewives asked cinematic conversation. It wasn't cinematic, but like you know, we we had I felt like we had like a housewife scene we did. Who was I reading us to you? You felt a lot like you. You were like you were like you

were like a Bethany. You were like you were like giving out a lot of information and being very like breathless with all of it. And I was like, this is Bethany and I felt like a very I felt like sober Garinda. I was like, I was like being very area away that so we we've you're not really Disney Queens. I'm for Disney. I'm not pro or con. I am fine with it. Right. I was going to ask you if you guys like astrology? No, no, we

don't you? Okay? Can I tell you something? As of late, I've realized that me as a water sign, I get along with a lot of water signs, and that you saying that I felt like a Bethany behind closed doors at my base made me think, I wonder what Bethany's a triological scientists? And I bet she's a Taurus or a Scorpio. Okay, but there's no way to know. But I gotta tell you also, this is none of it's real. What are you? What are you? Okay? What are you Scorpio?

And everyone's like, well, and I tell them it's not real. It's not real. Study And I sat sat at dinner in l A and then the people these two gays next to us, these like middle aged gays next to Usdzation, they were like they were like and also he believes in astrology. And it's like this is what they said. One of them said, he goes he believes in astrology, and it's like use your brain, Like, yes, both hate it. What are your signs for books? WHOA, I'm supposed to

I'm supposed to marry a virgo. That's honestly in a in like a total societal breakdown. That's beautiful if society collapses, I will, yes, not show. That's a show. I think it is a show. No, No, it's Survivor plus batch, right plus batch. I'm saying a reality show, like like right, right, right, you're right, the romantic aspect and the survival aspect exactly. You guys, aren't you guys watch bat Yeah? But I saw Yeah. I was like really rolling and loving it

until that Ari Ari season. I was like, I couldn't care less. This one's a little bit of it. I'm not watching this virgin also, But the thing is, the rumor is that he's closeted, and I feel kind of weird talking about it. I also like, I prefer watching it the other way. I prefer when it's a man or a woman picking from a bunch of man absolutely, because it's I don't know why it's I mean there's

more hot people to look at me like that. And also I feel very strange like watching these like women get manipulating obviously producers like you know what, it just really doesn't smell right to me anymore. And also I find that I'm rooting for the Bachelorette in a way I can never root for a back Yeah. That's also just so so dumb to watch, just like eight aggromen being like just fighting with each other in the house. It's so stupid. It doesn't go anywhere mentally or emotionally

or intellectually. It's just like, you guys are bad. The snake keeps its own tail. Yeah, but who are we talking to recently that told us and maybe just need that They often have to reshoot the entrances, which isn't that just yeah's coming out of the coming out of the limit and coming up and saying they're like dumb little thing, which is just because like the camera didn't work or they missed it, or that mike didn't work. But can you imagine doing your dumb little intro meeting

someone for the first time again? Yeah, especially I know, like dressed like a popsicle and then popsicle she pops and that's what she is on the board, and the producer's right, so that's what she is. But did you see the one girl who came out with like Australian accent. I heard about this, this girl kating with an Australian I said, and then she didn't have one in real life. Well,

she was great because she was what was brilliant. She comes in with an Australian accent, and then he goes, oh, I like the accent, and then she says she never says I'm Australian. She says, I was hoping you'd be it's an Australian accent. I was hoping you'd be a sucker for accent. She says it in a way where she had to go to court. She could say, your honor, I never legally said she worked. She never technically lies. She was legally protected. Her counsel told her, when you

get amo, you gotta say it this way. If you say it this way, you're fucked. They will take your down. My favorite especially, I mean, this happens in a lot of episodes, but in the first one, that night is so fucking long that when they kicked them off and then the girls do their like testimonials, being like I'm sad it didn't work. It's bright hot now it's been dawn, and then it's a full new days for the sid

because they have to start a bright hot night. But then they have to redo entrances and they have to reshoot scenes. It's like a full product. You see the work of production and you can just tell they're so tired and be down, just like, oh my god, I know, but you're watching. I always was like, why are these girls getting so drunk in like three hours? That's so but it's literally like a shot, Like I get that. I would have all so done that, you know, and

I would. That's why I like, if there's ever a gay batch, I can absolutely not be on because I will be crazy twelve hours and I'm tired. I think you can. I think you can be on it. I gotta say, I think you absolutely will be on it. You canna be it? Can I say something people and

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that made you say culture was for you? We asked this of every guest on the show. Not to break this down. It's a defining pop culture earlier in your life, whether it be UM, a movie, a sort of television show, musical artists, whatever, any sort of thing that made you say, looking back, okay, that was defined. Let's just Sarah first. I know, I'm trying to think. Really, um, it can be multiple answers to Okay. My first thought that I had was a song, and it was asa basis I

saw the sign. The reason I thought that was because basically I felt I was always like a little behind in school socially, like the last person to know what a blowjob was and too afraid to ask. And that song everyone knew all of a sudden, And I didn't have MTV in my house because we couldn't afford cable, didn't have didn't listen to modern radio because I didn't like it, and so I literally was just like everyone

knows this song and I just didn't know it. And that was weirdly formative and probably a bad way that I was like, I now have to be up to date or catch up on things. That thing is like, because something is popular, you have to at least try, and yeah, at least try, which is probably not good. Oh no, it's scary because a lot of the things that were popular were like Eminem and then I bought an Eminem album and it was like, what, Yeah, it's just hurting my feelings because it hurting me to next

track track was Stand. Can you believe that the word I like, I stand for this comes from the song stand? Doesn't? Actually yeah, but it's also super fan right yeah, like like I mean the super fan tea. I don't know where the tea comes from. I think it's only it sucks. Yeah, that sucks. Sucks because let me tell you something, everyone

stand that he doesn't end well for stand. Yeah. I don't know if you remember the extremely popular song, but that thing of like having to opt into the culture that happened for me with Britney Spears, Like one day came into school and everyone knew who this person was. Okay, here we go. But there wasn't a lot of better long term benefits to you though they didn't. They didn't.

You invested a lot of asive base, just emotionally, but aces base that represents this Sysiphian thing that everyone is like, that's the first time those two things have been set. What is it? It's it's Sciphis rolls up a rock on the hill and then it rolls back down. He's gonna do it all over again until the rest of time, Like that's his head thing. This is this, this is the thing that we go through now where it's like there's always going to be of some fucking thing that

we have to like get up to speed on. But also that's an amazing answer, because um, it was just this song that like, do you remember this song parodies that like were that like came out of I Saw the Sign by just I saw the Sign like it was rather well, so it must have been easy to write this. It was the first song parody I ever heard was um? Ever ever first song parody was I saw your um and she opened up her legs and said come on. And then it was the fourth grade

being like what is this? My friend? Oh, my friend saw my mom and my mom did the split Like I didn't get this. What that? There? You go with me? Yeah, honestly, that's a that's a good answer. How about you? I wasn't sure what answer is it supposed to be? When we were very young? Well, it can be and something when you look back and you're like, okay, that was like a thing I remember from my youth and I

guess the first thing. I remember being very like like drippy about like, oh my god, this was Felicity, which is what I would But I had to ride a fine line because I think, I mean, I was obviously in high school or junior high high school. I think I was in second grade, and I thought I was just born. I was closeted, and I had the vague sense that even watching it looked gay. So I would watch it late at night. I would, I would record it, and I would pair it with a late night SNL

episode or something, but I would watch. I mean, it's the dumb thing that everybody says. I she went to school in New York, so I wanted to go to n y U because of her. And at the time I never even heard her say University of New York because she didn't go to n y U, right, University of New yorkity of my brain never heard that. My brain just always heard n y U. But I was telling Sarah this because she also worked at Dean and

de Luca and then my family. She didn't. Felicity did, and my family and I went on a trip to New York and I was in tenth grade and we went and waited outside the Today Show because my mom wanted to see, Um, here's the woman. Who's the woman Katie kerrk My mom wanted to see Katie Kirk. So we all waited in that line on TV with signs

that were like, we love you Katie. And there are photos and I think video proof of everyone excited and me full back to camera staring at the Dean and to Luca behind them, because I was like, Felicity works there. I know she doesn't really work there, but God, look at them in there. That's what I'll do. I'll move to New York and I'll work at Luca and go to N y U. And then then I did not get into n y U and I did not go, oh that's I loved that show. Oh yeah, no, that

that's that's J J A J. J Abrams. I am I am lost boy. I love the man, lost boy, I love the man. Are you are you lost? Yeah? I like, I think I went through the exact same experience that everybody else went through and lost right, yeah, yeah, in fact them And then Wolf, did you like, did you like try to pretend that it was still good even when it was objectively bad towards the end there, Yes, I think so. Yeah, Yeah I did too. Yeah. I

throw like a huge finale party with themed streets. Yeah names some I did that with some cakes when I had like an overhang in my kitchen and I had put the numbers up under the things if you went and looked under them when I when Seinfeld ended. When I was in high school, because I was obsessed with Seinfeld, I would buy all the magazines that rank all the episodes that give like episode one oh four and A minus an episode two and one of B plus, and I made a spreadsheet where I graded all of them,

and then I gave each episode migrade time. And then when the finale happened, my mom was like, you can. I'll make you whatever food you want. We'll watch it as a family. You can invite friends over. And I was like, I don't want anyone there. I don't want you there. I want you guys to make me the meal and set it down for me, and then you

guys can watch on the upstairs TV. Right. So I watched it fully alone the series finale, the series finally Seinfeld, my family had to go upstairs to watch it quietly because I don't want them in my eye line. Yeah, I have one more story off of kind of off of the obsession of that that I think you'll specifically get. I loved Dawson's Creek yea, and I wanted to tape

all the episodes so I could watch them back. And so I would go to Target and buy these like ten packs of the VS Slaying VHS tapes, and there was only one episode allowed per tape, and I would like look at the name of it and write it on the side. But one time I went to tape

an episode and I ran out. I had run out of my specific white tapes from Target, and I cried and I cried and cried because I had one one episode was on like a Kodak VHS that we had around the house or something, but Mike set was incomplete. I did that with things are important to you at that age. They are very important the end of the world.

I remember, like, because you couldn't just like go online and watch something like I was very obset with American idol, like very and so I would use my v I would use my what another the thing, my thing came to me and you go, I would VHS tape um

the live rounds of American Idols. So I would watch Kelly Clarkson's first performance on like Motown weeks saying girl, I need again and again and again, and then it got taped over my dad like it was a football coach and varsity and it is nothing like putting your tape in that says Kelly Clarkson and seeing like a quarterbacks. I was like, no, I for a second, I didn't realize he was taping over it with I thought he

was being like, boy, were taping over these amicas watching football? No, no, no, no, it wasn't like that, although he did one time come in and I was listening to Greenfinch and Linnen Bird from the Sweeney Todd soundtrack, and He's like, why are you listening to this? And I was like, but things

are better now, They're much better? Can I tell? It's the opposite basically, where I would tape episodes of Matt TV because it came out at ten, then because it came out in eleven thirty, and then I was burning through so many tapes and my parents wouldn't buy me new ones that I started to tape over like home video. What that's psychotic that is, and go to prison. And I'm talking about this in therapy tomorrow. All this guilt

is like hitting me like a fucking ricks right now. Yeah, you're really there, like things that I will never see. My brain is racing and like how to let you off the hook nosed parents. I don't think they know. I think some day they're gonna be like, wow, let's we haven't seen this in twenty seven thousand years. Let's put this. Do we have an old VHS, let's put it in. Let's see, oh, Bowen's seventh birthday, and then it's going to be fucking like Stengo, Steward and Mango,

you know, terrible. I bet you they'll have a good laugh. Well I don't know. Well they won't, Oh my god, they won't. But that's that's what's also Mango. They're gonna be like, Okay, yeah, this really is our son, this is our son? Anyway? Um I loved Mango? Is that okay to say? When Jo came out such Mango and

they don't notice. Yep? That was little like the Desert, Miss the Ray, this is the dance and Jlo hosted like the whole sketch was just the two of them hating you should It was just like and this And the thing that I went bonkers wore was them singing. Was Mango going Mango and then Jaylo wanting to outsing, Mango went jl and they just kept doing that over and over again, and I was like, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen. Anyway, God, I can't believe

I shared that. Well, I'm happy. I'm happy that you did because I got us to talk about not only did he verbally pivot, but he physically physically. One of the biggest challenges about hosting a podcast where there's three other people is what are you turn But okay, so did you guys meet at us and l Yes, yeah, we like of each other ish, but we didn't really know each other. And then we started the same year, the two of us, and then Zack Cannon, who created

detroit As we started together. So yeah, so was that like when you started there, did you kind of immediately latch onto each other or did it take a minute?

We wrote a sketch together the first week, but it was immediate, felt random, like I I got put in the office within the seam and you were in an office with Abby Elliott and we wrote a character sketch with the seam and Alec Baldwin was the host that first week, so right away we wrote something together, but it felt random, like we did then thered be weeks

where we didn't. The first year was like a free for all and you're trying to figure out who you're good with and who will even give you the time of day. Because we also started when like, uh, we came in when everyone was so much older than us, like it was Christina's last year and Bill and Stamberg, so that was like a transition. Yeah, and they were loved nice, but it was all people who had been

there together forever. So that's for me. So I think by the time the end of our first year beginning of our second year started, we were writing together all the time. When did um the first slip? Because I feel like you guys are iconic for like the girl And yes I didn't say that the girl group like music videos? So when did When was doing on my TWI the first one that was our third year? Yeah, yeah, so good. That was so fun. I think so good. That was just Chris's idea, but it was the girls

wanted to. I think Kate and Adi and maybe Matt and Ohs. The directors wanted to do a music video for the women. They were like, why doesn't that happen? All these girls are great. They also and then and I had like loved like when Lazy Sunday came out, it was huge for me. I like memorized it. I love I thought it was so fun and different for the show and just funny. And they clearly were letting

them just go off and make something. It looks like they were making it with their own money, like it really and I loved that it felt really ground like grassroots. And and so I when we started, we both I mean we both gravitated to videos. But being able to like do quote unquote our version whatever of like a music video or a digital shore it was really fun. Yeah, I'll never forget the first time seeing um like when the Lonely Island kind of got like a budget there

I've ever seen. And I loved mother Lover. I was watching it with my dad and I was like slapping my I truly, I feel like you guys like laid the groundwork for I won't basically what I'll say, I was trying to put it put I called them iconic, and you're saying they laid the groundwork. Absolutely, No, I what I've done in the last three weeks and like whatever, like nothing's made it pass like the show whatever. Okay, so but nothing's gone. But I but I will just

open twin bad like back Home Ballers. I'll just open those files just to like I save them locally, just so it doesn't get compromised on the server. There's a server or whatever, UM save them locally. But I opened up those files and I just like transcribe them. I

just retype them. I just have one window open, I have another, and I just type it out over and over again and like just to like I did this with Asian American Dolt too when I was submitting packets, like I was just to transfer what is the transcribing just just literally typing whatever you guys typed, just so I get a sense of like the structure and the interest speeds and like the way you guys like where

you guys put what. And yeah, I don't know, like I don't know if it actually helps, but for me it feels like whatever, it's that thing. I mean, I'm sure going through now, but like, yeah, when you start at SNL, even if you've been writing sketch for a very long time, it's just different. Different. It feels like I'm starting at zero again. It feels it's crazy. It's

very different. It's different in the way that like we write in Microsoft word bunkers, but also just how things work, Like it takes a while to figure out how things work on a live sketch, how things work in a video sketch. Um, yeah, it's I forgot about that that. It's like no one really talks about that. There is a full archive online on the SNL server where you can go to any episode from Yeah and just read the script. And I would do the same thing with

stuff that Seth had written. I would like fully transcribe it, but I would go back to just be like, yeah, how did he structure this? Like how why did why did this like live jokes specifically work in the sketch that I loved And it was just so helpful to like see it plotted out like that. That's yeah, it's a great it's a great resource. It's such a like I'm like, this is like who knows how long I'll have this, like as access to this and I'm just like, really,

I'm like sucking Bell and Beauty and the Beast. I want to know, Like, so, you guys are at the show for a few years and then you guys become head writers and obviously kind of like the responsibilities become a little different at that point when you're head writer, are you kind of tasked with taking on the really the political stuff? How does that work? Yes? And no, I mean we had been writing. We wrote Hillary with

Kate like a year and a half before that. I mean truly, that election season so long, and so you know at SNL, once you write a character, that's your character, so you write it every time, and so then it had kind of a snowball effect. So then we wrote her all throughout the primaries. Then when she would go up against Bernie, because we already wrote Hillary, now we're writing Burnie. Then she made it to Trump, so then

now we're writing. So we kind of kept growing because of that, And I think also because we were head writers too, we also people would turn to us and assume that we would do a lot of it because I remember when we've started Seth as a head writer and that he just like, in my mind a headwriter does do that because of my furs. It's so funny. Thing about now, my first week on the show, my

absolute first week. It was maybe at the very very beginning of the twelve election, very beginning like primaries, and on Monday Pitch I pitched a debate sketch parody and it was fine, It's just a pitch, and then I was like, sweetly like and then I'll write up the debate and I could feel very no one was rude about it. Everyone is very lovely, but the very tense vibe of like, we don't need that from you right now.

The first week, but I instantly was like, I want to do political I've seen them do it, and I want to do it right right, because it was like yeah, right after I mean Palin and all that stuff, like that's what I was like watching, Like I like that.

I do like that, Yeah, but I have to think, like, so when you submit to SNL, like are you submitting and you're thinking to yourself like because in the submission they encourage you obviously to write a political sketch, but did you guys always see yourself as being like the political writers on that show? Is that always something that

you liked writing about not I didn't. I did. I loved watching it, but I just never I was never super drawn to it, right and in my writing, Yeah yeah, I mean I was like I loved S and O for years growing up, and I specifically like the political seasons. Like I was always very like envious during the pale and were like, how can you imagine? So I guess I wanted to and I liked it, but I didn't presume, especially after the first week, that I would ever be

the one that got to do it. Um. Yeah. We wrote a lot of like topical or like social commentary type sketches that felt like adjacent to like people thought of us to do political stuff because we were doing stuff close to it. Maybe I also a lot of it was Kate too. We wrote for Kate and she played Hillary. Yeah, right, of course those also those first couple of years, I weirdly did help on debate sketches. But it was because I what was good. She's a

Bethany behind closed door was going to the bathroom. I'll tell you why. Though. It was because I found that I was really good at pitching in Rick Perry's voice, because he was just played as like a big dummy, like a big silly dummy. So I didn't I did not write anything that was actually politically any political commentary. They were just like what would Rick Perry saying? And I was like, here's a job. So I was like

technically working on the debate sketches, but nothing that actually mattered. Well, I don't have to imagine. Like I was talking to a study about this. I was like, when you're there, like these moments are they have to do? They feel as big, like when Hillary comes, Like what's the biggest moment,

like where you were like, whoa, this is great? We had a I mean we had We've talked about this before because it's very easy at SNL what you know to just it's such a stressful job, and it moves so fast that it can be very easy to forget that it's like such a cool thing. You're just racing and you think someone's mad at you, or you're not getting anything on that week, or you're like are people looking at me because they know I didn't get anything on?

And it's very just hard and stressful, and so you have to force yourself to like take a deep breath and like it is insanely cool that we get to be here. This is very cool. And we did that a lot during the election because we knew like when Hillary came or yeah, a lot of stuff. Specifically that last year. We we would often like go out onto the floor to watch something and like link arms. We were very much like, this is cool. The three of

us get to do this. Yeah, um, it's pretty awesome. Yeah, even going now, like the whole thing is a little it's a little demystified now having been so close to it, but it's like still cool. We went last night with our friend Ashley, who has been her dream to go to SNL. Sudi was walking her through the back and being like, and here's like where the costumes get everything, and I was like, it's cool. Yeah, it's pretty well.

The thing that, like, the thing that I put it all into perspective last night was when Sudi was explaining to our friend actially, she was like, well, the budget is crazy, and like the cool thing is like this show would never this kind of show would never get made now with this sort of budget, absolutely like this is the last show it's kind And I was like, whoa, whoa, because what do you got just about three floors of like Rockefeller Center to another show kind of yeah. Yeah,

I mean like even I was just complaining. I was just that was just kind of like venting to Matt last night. I was like, I don't know, it's this is kind of like a like a like a nothing week for me, Like I truly was on nothing, and

so I've just been sort of tuddling my thumbs. But but then it's like, okay, like yeah, this other week, this other writer, El and I are were both like like Eli comes to me and he's like I was relieved to se that you were on nothing because I was like Bowen's and he was like Bowen's and great standing. I was like, I thought I was believe that you were on that. Yeah that's exactly. Yeah. Thing like okay, it's not just think yeah, it's you can make yourself

go crazy. Yeah. We talked about this. But you would have like week or weeks in a row where you'd get nothing on, where you're like everyone knows, everyone's eyes are on me, I'm the fraud, and like literally no one is thinking about you when they're only thinking about their own stuff, and then the next week you'll get something on and you'll be like, I am King of Coma, and then the week after that you're like, oh my god, yeah,

like week two week a different experience. Yea, because there be I would put up sketches because when you're starting, you kind of also RiPP by yourself a little bit more just because you're like trying to you sometimes just can't find anyone. And yeah, I would just put up stuff that would absolutely bomb and I couldn't. I was like that as the that's the worst thing that's ever happened.

I'm blacklisted, I'm dead, I'm done in this industry table moment and about this and I couldn't even like tell you,

I couldn't even remotely guess what any of those sketches were. Now, Yeah, because people always ask do you do you guys have sketches that you wish would have gone that you're like that should have gone And not really, I mean occasionally there's like one or two if we force ourselves, but in the moment, everything feels so important and so like they're not doing this one right right, No, they're not doing that one. And you will not remember this in

a day. Absolutely this bitch had a great pitch. I want to talk about it. But I'm saying this one should go of red should have gone now, it shouldn't have gone. It shouldn't have gone. Whatever. The longer you're there,

the longer the more you learn it. Really, you can have the absolute best idea in a vacuum and then you're like, oh, but the host doesn't want to or the host there's so there are one thousand reasons that can destroy an idea when that's the job is learning how to navigate, Like why you shouldn't write your best idea, you should write your second idea because it's actually like there's already too many videos, so you got to do a live you know. What I'm what I'm dealing with

now is that I've been just writing songs. They've been like okay, like the host wants to do a music video, like maybe like you can write a song. I'm like, okay, um, and I will dutifully do it. And I have fucking Christmas candle open and I'm like, okay, this is okay, great, great, great, um,

and just to get a sense of structure again. But then they put it at the end of the first half of table where it's big sort of finale like act closer moment quote unquote, and then like, so my pitch that I did this week like was fine, was fine, and and it was okay, didn't bomb, but it was just okay. And then to have people come up to me and be like that was great. I was like I would just be like I don't believe. Yeah, Like I just I don't know. I'm going a little crazy,

and like I'm but it's okay. I'm like managing it as best as I can. I think I'm so stressed here. And you talk because it is just such a crazy making job. It's just how it is. But let's talk about, Okay, how how has the transition been to like scripted TV, narrative serialized thing, because it's I think, you guys, it's really remarkable. I was like in watching the other two, I was like, this is such a different thing. It feels it has its own identity in a way that's

like really cool. Like and I That's one of the things I loved about it is you know, as the season goes on, it there are some dark it gets dark. I really but then what and this episode has an aired yet, but there's an episode on an airplane where it took place, and that's fine. God, we we can attest that there is an airplane. There is an airplane moment. And so like just taking this darkness and then making like this, making it into this like crazy comedic choice,

which I love it. It goes it starts funny that it's it goes down to dark then it circles back into funny again. It's just crazing. So um, but yeah is it? How how has it been? Kind of running your own room and like what's what is the differences they're like and just going through putting your own show together? Like, yeah, talk about that? How is that? Well? The we keep

saying that we loved it. It was both a blessing and a curse because Chris and I are like very overthinky, we will really like nitpick it something until we die. So at SNL you just kind of don't have that option. It's like you can nip pick until Saturday and then it's literally on TV and you can't do anything else. And so we've thrived under that because it kept us in check, it kept us from kind of like going insane,

and so we've had more time. We just like have the time now, so we spent a lot more time thinking about the show as a whole and making sure those moments felt earned, and making sure the characters felt authentic and what they were going through was like right in every sense of the the word that we could figure and so that was a luxury. But then it would towards the end we were like, we need to get this on film because we are spinning out. Yeah, yeah,

we just need to make this already. But yeah, that was a long time to talk with no joke. But that was earnest and I was waiting for the job and it's a dark answer. Was it this thing? Where for the other two where it was like it has to be like the actors have to specifically word it this way the way that you guys have written it or not always sometimes yeah, sometimes a lot of our show is super serialized, and so like we were like, if you don't say this word literally something in episode

ten doesn't make sense or something. I know, it's just so annoying to the actors. But I feel like whatever we get the question, like was a lot of improv on set. I want the answer to be yes, to be like a fun, really cool and it was really part of the process past your card and we just like locked off and we just but like and then I feel like to say, no, there wasn't a lot of improv makes it seem like, wow, there would be a little bit or or sometimes if we had the luxury.

I mean, we shot these episodes in four days, so we just were running all there was just no time. A lot of times they'd be like, you know, let's roll on one and just you know, just for see them everyone's marks, and then we would do one and they'd be like, great, time to move on. So you have to move so fast that it was a luxury if we could improvise. Um. But yeah, like Sarah said, it's very serialized, so a lot of the jokes needed to It's different for Comedy Central, you know what I mean.

I feel like they don't have a lot of shows like that that are like I feel like this is like their most heavily serialized show and I love because I love it. That's nice. I think it's maybe like, yeah, just a little denser or something in a way where you're like, yeah, you can see other shows having fun like on set, you can see them, you know, the actors playing and they let a beat, they let like

a big go on. But but yeah, yeah, we think we're glad that it's on week two weeks so that it's on for ten weeks and just that's nice to us. But we also do think it's kind of maybe good BINGI like, it's better if you can watch a couple at times, so it's tricky. That was one of the

interesting we got. We were we got to see the show a little early, and I said to Sam Schless at Comedy es Central, I was like, just for what it's worth, the show is super bingeable, which I think is such like a great thing going forward, because no, like people watch TV when things come on, but now, as you know, they binged all the time, and I think it's really good in that respect, like I can see it performing really well, like and then the thing

is like years from now, like it's out there forever and will have just binge the whole thing and like you'll get like it's this thing with like the office now where it's cool. It's totally totally right. Yeah it is. It's only number one that and Friends on Netflix. They're like the best shows on Netflix. Yeah, like eleven year Olds finding friends, Yeah, which is kind of scary, which is scary because it doesn't about homosexuality scary every joke,

which it's not not every joke. Let's say it. Let him, let him be homophoba. They look so gay together. Imagine putting that cast together and being like that's it. Nowadays, I know what's brown, hair, blonde and another brown, so like that's variety. Now, speaking of cast, you really can just transiver. I do this. I've just been watching, isn't it. It's amazing to watch me. It's amazing. It's amazing to watch me. Because we said, we don't even need to be on the podcast, we just want to be in

the room. Yeah, And we emailed them to come on the show and they said, could just be in the room. We said, we have taught you. They said fine. Um well, um, so we have had well we both had Helena and I had Drew in here the other day with special guest co host Josh and watching those two, watching Josh Andrew talk to each other about being like like gay in the South. No idea where Drew like came from like the swamps of Georgia. Yeah. Crazy, But so they're

so good together. And they really feel like like the relationship is so great. I just like they are. We got so lucky, and also like there's tough stuff in the show. I mean, it gets tetic. I saw Drew came to one of my shows, like a few months ago while you guys were filming I think you guys had just shot the airplane um scene, and I was like, how's it going, and he was like, it's a lot

of acting. We all joke about that too, because it's dramatic a little bit for everybody, but particularly poor little Drew Tarber, because Drew will be like, Helena, how much are you crying in your days? Like when they're not shooting to get He's like, are you crying as much as because I'm crying. But there's also laughs what you're doing the mental stick like like okay, I really want

to spoil it. Okay, okay, And there's an iconic and of one anyways, Tory has to cry, and we were like, we're going to try to just shoot this once if you can really cry, and he was like, great, I'm gonna do it, and he cried immediately one time, and then we had to do it again and he cried immediately again, and we were like, wow, you're such a good actor. And then he cried. We had to do it for a third time, and he cried immediately again, and then everyone in the crew was like, I think

he cries too easily. Is he okay? Like it's too theace. It really was like psychologically like he's using this as something. It was really impressive. It was very impressive that moment. Is it really took my no mental took my This moment that we're talking about, you'll you'll know when you get to it. It takes your breath away. I was like, I can't believe the show moments also when I watched it first and then Bo watched it a little bit later.

But he and this episode has happened, but before this comes out so we can say this, but the moment with Cape ber Lamp, I am gagging from you come on back? Oh my god. I couldn't text. That's so funny. I taped it on my computer. I recorded on my computer, sent the video to Maunt. I was like, I cannot

that was was that line Jordan's first one? That sounds it sounds were Also we also had to ask um Central for permission not to bleep faggot, because we thought it was going to be like powerful in a very blunt, hard way to hear a woman say that word at him, like in an office, just that she how dare she thinks she can casually say that. We're like, if you

bleep it, it kind of you know, work. And there were some emails and there, and we got an email back thing like guys, congratulations, you can say yeah, but there was a period where we were going to maybe have to get on a call about it, and so it was being seriously referenced in emails as the fagge call because I'm going to do this taget call and just like THEA I also think once they mentioned that it might need to be a call, they thought that would be like maybe a good way for us to

be like, Okay, well we're not going to get on a call about this. Never mind, it's fine. But we were like, I mean, that moment is that's a take that that took my breath away. I can't believe this. It's an important moment for the culture. I mean, that's a real thing. Yes, it's absolutely a real thing. And caper Land is so funny. I think I could win an Oscar win. I was gonna say, yes, they're going to change the rules because I mean, the Oscar is

famously don't matter anyway of green Book wins. This is going to play after a green Book has one right, it's or Bohemian Rhapsody has taken home the gold. It's the world we live in is incredibly sick, and that's actually a real culture. Two, the world we live in is incredibly sick. Yeah. Usually at the one hour mark, you guys say that the world is sick. It takes about an hour to realize that. Yeah, yeah, this is just a sisiphi and exercise and getting to that theme motif.

You know, I said a big word the other day pernicious. Okay, you know where I learned that? What grammar? Where? What was the one pernicious? One time on Beverly Hills And I was like, mmious, Oh my god, it means to act in an evil manner. Yes, yes, you knew that though being smart. But you still have the episode with so true and that was important. That was really big for me. I think I think this is the year

where you really just broaden your scope with words. This is the year and I'm going to I'm going to the cultural mecca that is Los Angeles Thursday, six weeks and I'm gonna get real smart. Yes, um, wait, can we talk about the writer's room. The writer's fantastic so yeah, okay, So it was Jordan Booster, Jordan's cole Yes, and do you know her? I don't. I don't think I know l A. She's great, She's so funny. I don't think

we've met, but I do know, I do know. And then and Yellow were there for a little bit, but then they had to go to Broad City. Soames, okay, so that's a fun I caught some Instagram stories if y'all playing the T shirt game and like fun stuff. Yes, are wending the game? Yes, that was Joel right, he was like we have to do this and we were all like, okay, no, we were not into it, and we're like, we'll just like do this because it's building team and got so into it. I laughed so hard.

It was really the fun. One of the most fun days. So thank you. Just the funnest thing you can do the most. Yeah, they bought well, I got a T shirt. You can them. You knew this. The smartest part of the games that you can then be like click to purchase, so smart. What was the one that we did with the nails and it just said one word? Um it was it was a hand with red finger nails and I said, it's at two words. It said I'm virgin. I'm virgin fingers like red fingernails and I said I'm virgin.

We were all like, I'm virgin. Um, okay, but this is what was this what you were trying to ask earlier in terms of running a writer's room, um, unbound by some other in I mean you're sort of answering to the network, sure, but like different vibe overall, like where you're just spending so much time together like trying to break Yeah, the episodes like different, different, different, right, Yeah, because we'll at us and it's like kind of you

don't really have the experience of like breaking stuff together as a group. So that was great. That was so fun, and so much of it was us just being like, what would you here's an idea for a plot, like how would you truly react to this in your real life, and getting stories from our writers that we are biggest thing, a real thing in the writer's room. Wasn't just like,

what are funny things that could happen? But it was like, if you go to this like premiere, or your brother writes a song about you specifically like physically, dramatically, pathetically, what would you feel and do? Right, So that you've said this before, but like all the episodes could technically the loglines could be dramas and then we added comedy to them. But that's great. It was coughing and just had you her water bottle and I took water from

it and it made a dolphin noise. Yeah, well, you're not supposed to tip it back. Why did you sip it would have done that too. It did sound like a dolphin and I was barreling straight through it. I was like, you keep talking, and you were like, we loved honey in the room and also professional, yes, and you just missed this extremely poignant thing that Chris was saying. I'm so sorry. The episodes were basically logging. Came here, it was cold, I'm talking about my show, this little

pantomime that's going off. I need my ally to be hydrated for the apocalypse, so I'm sorry I could not and let him die. I need to be able to live so that we can die immediately. But I was watching that. I was watching CNN, and I forget who it was. And she was coughing so hard yesterday on the news. But she was coughing for like ten minutes, and she kept thinking like and President, I'm so sorry.

But no one she was interviewing, yes, and no one was like, I'm going to talk now for two minutes so they can cut off of you and allow you to do whatever you can. She just coughed for ten minutes. It was so funny. You can't even watch the news anymore because you're thinking about production, right, you're producing the fucking news. What are you talking about? Like I'm saying, you can't even watch the news with that being like they yes, you should take it. They should cut away,

they should cut away. That's just my guys, watch how do you absorb? I only watch then I watch MSNBC. I don't like CNN, and I watched you see. I do I tolerate Legan McCain. No, she is she No, she's done canceled. It's been hard to watch her. She's canceled the whole like I'm the daughter of John McCain.

Thing I could not abide she's always done that. No, but like but someone someone did, um, someone did a meme of like like a screen grab of Megan mccains saying, I'm the daughter John McCain and I'm not a racist. Oh yeah, she slammed the table the other day. Right, Yeah,

I'm John McCain's daughter. I don't just allow racism. And we're like okay, shot and then and then it was just me where and then it was it was Aaron Brockovich and then just like a altered subtitle, that's all you got, lady being John McCain's daughter and fucking ugly too perfect. The new is, why do we go into this pivot about the news. I wanted to talk about the show, so I wanted to talk about the other the writer's room, and I just want to talk about

other cast members. God, Ken Marino, babe, since I was a little child, And can I say his best performance in the Rock and roller Coaster pre show at Disney World. He's in there with Aleana Douglas and the cast of Arrow Smith. He sits he sits there playing his buttons and like being like his but yeah, he was in that, And every time I go on that rise which is a lot. I'm like, I see him and I'm like, that's fucking Ken Marino. Yeah, he's the best. But also

we have talked about Miss Molly. I mean, just like Redisco, which I feel like you've been a big part of this kind of like rediscovery of her. Is this like she's got some incredible dramatic moments in your show and also her performance and other people, I mean out of control. Can you talk about working with her? Like, what's that?

He's so good? She's also I don't know the best way I can put it is you just don't really see her acting, or at least I don't you know, when she goes into a dramatic moment, you never feel her doing her Like Oscar winning moment, you don't feel her. You know, sometimes even the best actors that we all love, we stand by, we would die for them. You can feel like, Okay, you know the camera's on you, you're

doing your your moment right now. She just feels like a regular person just talking to the people that she's on screen with, very lowly dropped in. She's so funny. The airplane episode that we can't go into too much is the first thing we shot and that's into it right away, and just she's a real she's insane. No, she's like she's fully emy worthy and in that scene and like, wow, we're starting anybody, That's why you guys are here. This is the first stop on your Emmy campaign.

You joined Megan Amram, who also started her Emmy campaign here, famously earned a nomination two big ones. We're still upset she lost. Oh god, she she was telling me what she has in mind for season two and it's pible anyway, I can't wait for that. That's the scoop. But no, I can't believe Molly and like just like her and

other people too. It's just such a beautiful performance. Like so that had to be a lot to like cast the person as instensibly going to play your mother, And did you meet with a lot of people or did you kind of like just yeah, a couple. But it was also the tiniest of indie movies and I hadn't really done anything before, so it was just I didn't presume that anybody would want to do this or no one would know who I am. So we sent her the script. I think I had described it as like

a Molly Shannon type. I think someone like Molly Shannon would be great in this role as an example of think about her, but don't actually ask her because she won't do it. And then we she finally got the script and she called me right away and said I would do it. Like it was very quick. It was very surprising. And then yeah, I hung out with her for a couple of months before we shot, Like she would invite me over to her house and meet her family and we would have lunch and she would never

should have a dinner party at her house. She would invite me and it was very sweet. I would like call my sisters and because I was because she was playing a part, but also wanted the person playing my mother to be nice. Yeah, would be like a great actor that when you call cut, they're just like an asshole. So that was nice. Yeah, so she was. She seems tolerable. She is tolerable. Yeah, she's just a sweet just like the funniest, nicest person and also I mean iconic SNL

cast member for all time. Yeah, you guys always like big SNL fans, Like I would go in waves um and kind of like tune in and you know, I was like big on the on the Tina amy My Kristen years. I was. I was pretty full full bor yeah right, I was psychotic about it. Yeah, it's from

a very young age. When I was my first year at m y U, I would go every week to the standby Line and I remember the first one I ever once It was James Franco and Kings of Leon and then I went the next week to Anne Hathaway and the Killers and it was the first time that Kristen Wig did the Lawrence Welk Show. Okay, it was like unbelievable. I was like, okay, I mean the right, Yeah,

I want tickets in college. Weirdly, through the Raffle and Or my friend did and I made her take me and we saw the Ashley Simpson so Weirdly, I was in the audience for that. It was very cool. It was crazy beautiful, that's gorgeous. Weirdly, I also won the lottery one time and it was Jennifer Lopez host and musical guest Way Post Mango. We got to see her

sing live two ballads. But I would send out during the Raffle season of August, I would send emails to everyone, all my friends and family, being like please do the raffle and if you get it, take me and then if I win it, I will take one of you. So like it didn't it wasn't a fair thing, but I did. Yeah, I never I never get tired of of going, even though it's always like it's pretty cool. We just we have to shout out Miss Wanda, oh my God and Mr Mr Kase we were talking about case.

His first condition was sudd yes, he's not kid is perfect, perfect, it's so good. We tried. We were so impressed by him and um wanted him to like us because he's just so cool and we were like, yeah, we we we're the head writers on us. We tried to name Drove us no L and he was like, oh did you guys write Mr Peepers. That was like the one thing he knew and that was and then we asked

him how old he thought we were. But that was one of the reasons, among many why we cast him is because his energy instantly made us want to We want to impress him. We wanted him to think we were cool. Um, yeah, like that is that role. He also looks I mean he's he looks like people like exactly like he looks like one of those stars. Yeah, it's not even Bieber, it's in am incormation of all those people. Yeah, like the squeakiest, cleanest yes face. Yeah,

exactly what the I mean? This is sound going to sun room, but the blank is slate. That's what we liked about him. It's because he liked the idea that like people saw him and they were like, we can make that. We can make that into whatever we needed to be. And then on the flip side, Wanda, who

this was not her first audition. I guess you didn't noticed, of course, but she was so good and we met her on the first day of shooting, Oh my god, and we were so nervous and we felt very much like like when they said Wanda would do what we were like, this is so dumb. I can't believe we've tricked her and to do this. Why is she? Why did she say? Absolutely screamed. She was so funny, so

nice game. It was great, and that first day we were like, we're going to have to make you sweaty all day and nice to me, you have to be sweaty all day. I guess she's so funny. No, she's incredible Alane gets hot it Sorry, it doesn't really ruin it. Um just fantastic. I mean, at this point it's out, you can start, you can binge the episodes that are out and highly bingeable. Also, you guys, it is so

so good. I mean, I really I've been excited about it since I found out about it, and like I'm I told you guys when I saw you last I worked at the ride, so yeah, you guys had to, I was, it's my story, no, but I mean, especially like it was crazy to watch him work at the ride and then do that thing. And I told you guys this, but like you almost got exactly. It's it's more humiliating than what you wrote, because we we would I would be walking on the street on the bus

would pull up, like who's this guy? And I would turn and I would be like, oh, hey, a bus and it would be like, well, what is your talent? And I was like, I guess I sing and then the song that I sang was no, you're a lie and you're then let me do you think? And I would do like a rip and they'd be like well, like the host would be like like dancing to it, and I would also hosts. I would have to play that part as well. But it's so as you can tell and then and then and then when that exchange

is done, you are just a regular guy. So as the bus drives off, you're just back in character. You're backpack, just walking around until it leaves. I think after that they were like, you can sing. I was like, well, I'm actually on my way to own audition. And then and it's like and they're like, wow, New York full of people with dreams. And so then then you say it was that Carnegie Hall too. It was outside is that Columbus Circle And the real thing that happens at

Columbus Circle is the ballerina Balleri. Yeah yeah, yeah, my god, oh my god. Yeah that was that job. That was It was fun And I barned it with Darcy too, because she did it. Darcy claims that Hi, Darcy, you can verify this. But Darcy claims to have set a lot of the joke. She has claimed that too many people in many different environments. I've heard it come up that in the several party I would do some of the script to her and she's like, yep, that was me.

That that was the best like that. She still lights up with pride about that. I feel like appears on every year unless for best communic performance on to She's like, no, but she should be paid. She should be She's the best. She's absolutely killing it the best. You know you're doing what she wants. Don't do this forget her. I think it's time. I think it might be time. Okay, time to do I don't think so, honey. But also talking about Darcy made me just realized, you guys take the

most amazing vacations. Okay, those instagrams have me feeling. Wait. We've gone on a group occation with twelve of us for the last three years year for New Year's Years, and this year we went to Costa Ricata and my my husband works at Seth Meyers and he a bunch of the writers from Seth Meyers worked on the Golden Globes and one of them told him that they were walking down the hallway and just hurt someone in a room.

Go got enough with this fucking Costa Rica trip. No, yes, yes, it was because I was because I was working in Yeah, I think it was. Someone was talking about it. Honestly, was different. It was a different coast. It was a different group of people. I think that's what we st I think that's that's what it was, not a production. They were correct, they were because we were like, okay, well we all posted like only three but then times

twelve that is too much. I loved seeing it because it generally it really put me in that place and it didn't make me feel better night. Darcy. I was like, yo, this vacasion, it's absolutely insane, and she was like, I know, I'm sorry. It was that day that everyone posted the fireworks in the parking lot and I was like, I'm there, and that was even. The best vacation was the year prior where I'm sorry, but did you guys go on vacation to the place where Kim Kay lost an earring?

Did we know? We didn't say where they stayed because we couldn't afford it. This is no but I lived for those vacations, and I said, I was like one day, but well, you already have the money, but you have to pay for me. Well, I was like, we have to go on a vacation. That's that luck. Okay, Well, I maybe this is said we already know the story, of course, but when we went to Bora Bora. We all had those like little huts on the water where

you just like walk into the water. And we got there, and truly the first moment of day one of the trip, we all jumped off into the water and I jumped off and landed hard on a piece of coral and broke my foot open on my heel so deep, like inches deep in a way where they were like you should go to the hospital or whatever, and the doctor was like unavail. So they just were like, well, just all you have to do is just keep it dry

and keep it out of water. So for the tire trip to Bora Bora, I couldn't put my feet in the water, which was insane. Well, first we were like, we think the salt water will be good for it, so like, and we actually googled it and it was like keep it out of the water. When we went to bed, I was like, let me just do a quick Google search just to verify what Sarah confidently told me, and it was like, do not to put it in

the water. Oh my god, you do. It does make sense that so they had to wrapped the whole trip. I didn't let it slow me down. I was I was an inspiration. So then when we got back, you made a videos. The first time I had ever heard of cameo. I had Sonia Morgan make a cameo for Chris that was like I just enter the deeds of like he'd cut his foot on this this trip. It sucked, but we just wanted to be like, thanks for pulling it out. And she's like, Chris, I heard about your foot,

but you you kept it dry. You It's so funny. It was like, and you were a team player. Sounds a little bit like someone else. It's so funny you kept a dry Chris kept honestly, if a faggot call doesn't make it on our faggot call, if they say we can't have faggot calls, and it's going to be all that's on your Instagram wants the video. It's great. One of the oh is it okay? Well, I'm going to see so. Yet one of the listeners got mad at me for saying faggot one time, and I'm like,

then turn this off. We're just reclaiming the word. That's a reclaiming. It's been our I'm not even we're not even doing anything political with it. We're just saying, we're just saying it to quote sometimes anyway, I think it's funny. I don't think so, honey. This is our should we say we are currently because this episode is coming out

in weeks, we're on tour. We are probably going to be very soon in Boston, Philly and d C. And also in Houston, Dallas, and Austin from Moon Tower with potentially some addults, and also Brooklyn on four and Brooklyn and four twenty and then we have just been in Portland, Seattle, Vancouver, San Francis, and we had so much, so much fun um from the past. Okay, so you have something, I have something I have Okay, then why don't you go first? I love that? Alright, So this is will be bowing Yanks.

I don't think so, honey. And it's time starts down. I don't think so, honey. Stairs. Yeah, I hate stairs. Maybe Donald Trump and I have something in common. There's there's a stair in every building. There are engines of death. The technology is not there yet for people to not fall downstairs. Isn't that insane? A banister won't do you? You know what I'm saying, Even if you hold onto a bannister, you'll still eat it and die. I almost fell down the stairs yesterday and I almost probably like

might have been paralyzed from the waist down. That crazy that it's so easy and our lives are our bodies are so fragile. You're a stair. A set of stairs can kill you or render you motionless. And I mean, just think about this. We need ramps. We need ramps everywhere. Rams are the way to go. It just that way. It's less straight on your body, it's less straight on your feet whatever, the torstion on your feet, tortion and so stairs I don't think so, honey, honey, stairs you

gotta go elevators. Don Trump is right about something, all right. Also not a fan of stairs. Love an escalator, except can I tell you which ones? I hate? Which one? Honey? The ones at uh that movie theater in Midtown, you know the one? Okay, horrifying because I have a horrific fear of heights post they're steep. There's well no because you look over the side and it's and it's just sudden death if you want to turn on the I have a fear of heights post skydiving. Oh interesting, before

after skydiving can't deal with the stuff. Yeah, no, it's bad. So you hated the experience of it. Just to give you a brief synopsis, I was, I don't even like I don't even like flying. Got when we were eighteen years old. My friends like, we're gonna skydive, and I'm like, yes, I'm a straight man, and so we got in the plane. Hated being in the plane. Don't like flying. The way that they make you do skydiving is you sit over the ledge rock one, two three, do a front flip out.

The free falls fine. By the way, there's someone on my back tandem. He had spiky hair like that. I don't remember his name. I keep saying it was probably Trask. So free falling for for a minute and a half, you free fall and then they don't tell you this. But the scary fucking part is when they pulled the thing and then you float down for ten minutes. So

that's horrible. And I hadn't eaten that day, and I proceeded to dry heat throw up into my shirt as we're floading down for ten minutes with a guy on my back, and the first didn't work. And then what he told friend, my friend, my other friends, and I went with loved this stuff, loved, loved this experience. And he went again, and my one friend Kevin went again and he came back and we're like, how was it? He goes, yeah, the guy told me that the first

shoot didn't go. Oh, I had to use the backup shoot. God, can you imagine? I can't even listen to it. I liked the I loved the free fall, but then I similarly felt that that slow spiral to Earth I could have barfed. I was hated it. It was it was not really like spinny. I don't like the teacups and ship so that when we go again, have you ever

I did hang gliding? Have you ever done that? You literally you're you're holding onto like a little kite and a propeller plane pulls you up and you're connected to the plane by a string and it takes you a mile into the sky and then there's a man on your back and they just clipped the cord and then you just float down. It was so and all the way up. The going up was the worst because there's such bad turbulence. I was freaking. I was literally and they're like, and we filmed it, so you can buy

the video and the video film. Yeah, I'm literally screaming, I'm so scared. I am out of my mind afraid. And the guy I was like, when we're both done, because then my boyfriend went second. I was like, you have to tell us, honestly, if it's me, fine, just tell us who was the most scared, and because my boyfriend's gonna be scared too. And when we both went, the guy was like, oh it was you for sure. Yeah, He's like, your boyfriend was fine, you were you were

an absolute parent. Are are you wearing a parachute in case or no? No, you're just strapped into the You're just strapped into the kite itself and it just floats down because in my brain. But I also have an issue where I think I could, if I was about to die, get out of it. I have like a mental issue and if if you were on a hang glider and had a parachute, I would feel safer than being in the plane because I'm like, then just like

hip and parachut in your head right right now? So that like she always thinking if I drive a car off a bridgea accident, like you my window down in time and like just swim out whenever I see whenever I see a car plunge into the water, this is not a big deal. Will Power like get out of there like that that movie with Ted Kennedy. Oh, I was like, this is no big deal. It really was. It was a huge deal, huge deal. I think it's Matt Rodgers's turn. I don't think so, honey. You have

you have you had something Housewives? Well, okay, I thought our guests watched Atlanta, but I'm still gonna for the listener's we're gonna beard. This is Matt Rodgers is I don't think so many As time starts now, I don't think so, honey, Candy Burris un real Housewives on Atlanta. And here's why there's the whole fucking first half of the season. Was your daughter telling you, no, don't use

your embryos that you've stored up. You already have two children that you never see, and you and Todd keep saying we're gonna have babies. And your response to your daughter is I see you, I hear you. I'm going on celebrity and break brother. I don't think so, honey. If your kids want you there also, I don't think so Honey, Candy in relation to Porsche ms, Porsche has

come a long way and is growing up. And let me tell you something, Honey, I don't like for houses in Atlanta right now that the fact of the matter is we didn't see Candy and Todd's Todd's birthday party filmed, and now all of a sudden, there's all this drama about Porsche getting kicked out of Todd's birthday party and Candy, we're just supposed to take Candy's works was being inappropriate. But I don't think so, Honey. Why wasn't their cameras

on that event? I don't think so, Honey. Of these housewives conflicts that come out of something that we don't see, I don't think it's really interesting that Candy, I think went to Andy Cohen and said, don't film that. We're not going to be comfortable with it, and all of a sudden, we're supposed to believe her. I don't think so, honey, Candy Burst, I respect you for writing no scrubs, and woman, I was gonna say, you cannot take away the scrub.

It's a rule. Coach number Candy Burris you she's one of those people that you said that you cannot separate the artist from the art. Like you can do that with what you can do that with Louis, you can do this with all these people. Candy now she is, she is her art, that is her identity. Imagine if we lived in a well with no scrubs. Unbelievable. But also the thing you said about you don't like when drama is based on something we didn't see. To me,

that is what Beverly Hills is. Constantly. You can tell they're fighting about, like who's telling Like vander Pump has produced orial issues with some of the girls and like, I'm so sorry I cut that with some of the women. You can tell that it's like people don't want to film with each other, but they don't talk about it, and they're all mad at each other because of something

I don't I don't have access to. Apparently vander Pump like isn't on this season really at all because she got so like in her feelings about whatever is going on with Kyle, which this I really hated the last season on Beverly Hills. And I think Derit neeeds to fucking go or get her ship together, because I do

like her fashion. She looks great, she's damn she's it's but right now she's looking talking Jessica Simpson Harry extension God, and that's the t And honestly, like when she made an issue of Vanderpump Vie Kyle, like and we all forgot what the conflict even was. That's my thing with these housewives shows is it's like, it's not a good season if it's two women fighting and we don't remember why. Yeah,

that's what Beverly Hills is all the time. It's one tiny fight for episodes, or more like they're still having fights about stuff that they've thought about seasons ago. At least with New York, New York, they get a fresh he had some fresh on the floor New York. Every New York. Every episode they're like your trash, I hate you. I would kill your kids if I could, and then

ten minutes later they're like, I love you. We're moving on from this, and then they start over the next episode they leave it behind and are the best trips are really good And also all those women are fun. My thing with Beverly Hills vander Pump is not one's fun on there. I don't care, you know, I feel like, you give Kyle enough, you give Kyle room. She could be fun. I disagree. I won't give it. I won't give it chunky. Alright, she's boring, boring. I'm with Megan

mccannon that that's the thing. I don't like to read. But then she's good television, but I don't like her. She gaslights everybody. She's crazy. But yeah, I forgot to read. She's talks like this. Oh that's great, that's really good. Put it in the realm. Who's the who's the munchous is one? Who's the munch House? Oh my god, Yolanda made up? Because if you I would read you for being too sick. I'm Yolanda, and I have munch houses. I would say, like, I would accuse you of having

munch houses because I'm staying in. I'm like, I don't want to go how Yeah, and I would be so mad. I love Li Saranda. She's having a damn blast. She's she's just happy to be there. She's so like she's harmless, you know, because like other women will come for each other in a way that's so rude and hurts everybody. And Lisa Rinna is just like I don't know. She's just trying just the best reactions to things too, Like when she's obviously in the wrong, she's like, what what

do you mean? And then she'll get this crazy look in her eyes that like she's pretending to try to think of what she could have done wrong, but she fully knows. I love her, I love her and Harry Hemlen. I love that her and Harry Hamlin obviously have crazy. Absolutely, I never feel safer than when I know I have an episode of Housewives to watch coming coming up Atlanta

right now, is not it? And also if they bring Phedre back, I'm gonna be furious because Pedro fully accused Candy Burris and her husband Todd of trying to rape Porsche. But that was that was a narrative. Was really Pedra, who was a lawyer, made up this thing that Candy and Todd were gonna drug Porsche and told Porsche that And then on the you should you need to go back and watch this season Atlanta supposedly the best one. Atlanta is unbelieve because they they fully it is not.

But in the beginning it starts fine and then it gets so crazy and even the women know it's too much. The fun, silly drum of season two of Beverly Hills when that guy killed himself by Candy. It's like Candy that season with Candy. No, that show has fully gone in, but we, I mean, we have to. It's so good though, Atlanta. The bits that I've watched her are great. Atlanta is the white women, Ki Kim. She's out of control, She's not she She officially can't play with with the women anymore.

I was gonna say play with the girls, but cut that women. Women, they are grown, all right, listen, listen, it's time. It's time. Well, we asked Sarah for her culture first, so I think christ musk Okay, not symmetry. Okay, symmetry. I don't know if I have a minute, but we're about to find out together. Stretch it out out. Okay. This is Chris Kelly's I don't think so honey, as time starts and now, okay, I don't think so honey. Episodes of dramas that are sixty three minutes long. That

is too fucking long. An episode of drama should be forty four to forty seven minutes. If it's a special episode, I will give you fifty six minutes, Pops, and don't tell me. It's to set the mood, it's to set the tone, it's to set the world. Put me in the edit, honey, because I can get it down. Sixty three is unacceptable because also I will say that sixty three minute episodes are a hundred minutes long, because it takes me thirty seven minutes to decide if I want

to watch that episode. Also, I don't think so, honey, Game of Thrones episodes that are eighty five that's a fucking If I wanted to watch Roma, I would watch it, but I don't want to watch Roma. I'm sure when I watch Roma, I will love it and I will talk about it at nauseam for weeks, but right now I can't do it, which is why I'm trying to watch a forty seven minute episode. I will say the only episode of TV that could be sixty three minutes is The Housewives. I would watch the Day. I love that.

If you're not The Housewives, trim it to forty seven. I don't think so, Hondy, that was a really good It's not a comedy bit, I feel strongly is not a comedy thing. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, cut that, cut cut it. I don't think so, honey. It's a dramatic. Even if you come to see us on your comedy see truth comedy. I'm not funny. Not funny. It's a rule of culture number ninety two. I'm not funny. Don't come to my shadow to laugh, Emma, No, And can I say something what? Yes? I love Masal so much.

My one thing with it it's too long. It's a it's a comedy, dramedy, hybrid whatever. It's too long. But you know, it's a lot of masters, so they can't cut it. They don't cut it down. They don't go into singles. Have you guys watched Homecoming on Amazon? Yes, okay, I pods. I started the first two episodes. Isn't it great? I loved it, so it took me a minute to get into the style of it, something like the choice of the you know, class frame and everything. But I

thought it was great. Yeah, honestly when the aspect ratio changed later, she was this is so good yea. And also Julia Julius, ju Julia is coming for it, and the same like not even a way, that's like work, it's crazy done. She just looks like natural's stunning. And also what I love at that homecoming is I loved how big all the performances were like they were almost like the detective guy detective and Julia's just doing like the small work. I loved it. It feels like a

podcast when you watch listen to the podcast. It's so crazy because the podcast has also legitimately great actors that are just not in the show, right Catherine Keener, Amy Sadaris, David Schwimmer, But it's like real actors and then they just and can we say it's actually a rule of culture number ninety eight, David Schwimmer, great actor, Great actor,

David Schlimmer. It's not a rule unless it's ago. By the way, if you want to if you want to listen to a narrative podcast on this network, you listen to The Angel of Vine starring fucking Alfred Molina and Ms Constant Zimmer and Mr Alan Tuteck Untimmer unreal. The first she is so good. Yeah, it's so good. And also, um god, what's her name? The lead actress, Sheery Apple be very good. That was one of the best performances

on television. That's a fun show, so fun and you know, they brought it back on Hulu for like a last season that they just kind of released all at once. It actually was a return reform. I watch immediately, I will watch that, watch coming, but I'm coming both minutes. That's what that episode. I was always surprised, like surprised when it was done, and then I was like, oh, great,

I can watch another one. It was great. And also I was starting that episode would be too scary for me too, but it wasn't killing even so easily bingeable like twenty five minute episodes. You just really it's so good, right I think so we love that, we love that. I know that's true. Maybe not, but I think I think there was short of the fact that Okay, out and want to get in the middle of that. Okay, I'm sorry about to be separated for six weeks and

he's sucking lying. I'm sorry. Okay, this this is it, This is it, This is this is Sarah, Sarah, which is of? This is us? This is us, this is Sarah's I don't think so, honey, her time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey. Babies with pierced ears. Okay, first of all, this is a personal a personal taste. I just think it looks like an adult decision decision on like a baby, and I hate that it's weird and I don't like pressing, so I don't think so

honey about that. But then also, like within society, you have to it's illegal to get a tattoo until you're eighteen, but you can bring a potato that can't talk into a Claire's and a team will poke permanently in its ears for life. How is that? How is that legal? That should be illegal? That can't be That can't be a decision that we all stand by. And then also, um, I don't think so honey, being like it's for the kids. She'll be so happy later that I made this decision.

She's a baby, like this is for you, because she's not picking out her accessories right now, Honey, you want her little like rumper to match her little earrings that you put in her. You're the adult, she's the baby. She didn't make this choice. You did, and that is rude. And I do not think so, honey. And can I end one second early? Okay? Great? Wow? They're not neither permanent, nor grows back or the skin grows back. But even if it grows back together, there's that little did it?

And these babies did not choose this. No, my body has to be d I hate it. Anyone stick a thing in my body, not a single No, don't poke me. My holes need to go somewhere. That's actually really culture. Why not right? Myles need somewhere? What does it mean? Um? Um wait, that's really important that you said that. And I can't believe you can get your ear sir out of clar Yes, yeah, and the team will do it. Yeah, like the I mean in New Jersey. That's where all

my friends in high school went, just to Clares. And then like the people working at the Clares were other people in our high school, so it was just a bunch of teens poking each other. You're a Jersey girl, yes, yeah, if you couldn't tell why I'm like this, I mean, trust truly where you from? Colorado? And then Montreal, but

Montreal before that. One of the crazy things about him is he was He's true the multicultural born in Australa, then Canadian, raised in Montreal, then went to Denver, English his third language. Whoa, what's very Go ahead, now say something about me lost his virginity on a boat, was forced to hook up with the guy that I lost at nineteen against my will on a boat is sound it's on that ship. He was really sweet. Otherwise it sounds like it. He was sweet guys and he heard it.

And then he had tected me on Facebook dot com. Oh no, wait are you on Facebook dot com? Not more? That's thest part of the start. I'll tell you what happened. This is the sick thing that happened. I'm not on Facebook dot com and I had de activated long ago, but I fell for this thing, which was the ten year Aging Challenge, and I was like, let me go on Facebook dot com and find a picture went on was being attacked? What are you by this? This is

what you download all your file? Yeah, and then delete it for good. Deleted for good. That's what I did just weeks. So easy. That's so easy. I mean, it's just kind at this point, it's kind of like out of side, out of mind. But I should just get rid of it, right, I mean? But and then you when you download your file, like you you download all your messages, all your wallposts, all your photos, everything. Everything is so bad comp it's yeah, it's like ones file.

No one should have a Facebook in hard and political right. At the end an hour and fifty, Chris comes alive another thing. But you like Twitter? And no, I don't like Twitter. You don't like Yeah, but that's tough because isn't it Facebook? So so don't like, don't poke holes in my delete your Facebook. Everyone, don't question me, don't question. But this is also what everyone's dealing with right now. Everyone's being very righteous about Facebook, but then they're still

it's all sucking at the tea. Instagram is my favorite. I know, it's first. I'm addicted, alright. I love fence to culture that that's my political thing. I didn't even know you had to fake intil you so funny. We almost put that in the show. Yeah, oh my god. Really yeah it's from case he taught us. Right. Yes, I just post dumb memes and like ship that like messages that people send me that are like so uncouth and terrible sud He told me, I brunched. You had

a fence that I didn't know about it. I couldn't believe it. I thought it was someone copying. You know, everyone should get a fence stuff. But Wait, isn't it now that you can do like close friends. Isn't that the idea? Also? I want sometimes I just want to post like a thirst trap and I don't want to do it on my main So you do it to the tend my rita real and stuff and fince to fince just for like the thirst traps and all that stuff. Right anyway, Um, that's why that's why I have an

only fan, so little private honey. This This was such a fun episode, oh man Son. And also thank you for truly being the best, Like seriously, like we've been fans for such a long time. We love everything that you guys do. That's too nice. We love this podcast so much and it was just as fun live as it is to listen to on this and they were just going to watch us, and I'm so they participated. Please watch the other two. It's on right now on

Comedy Central. And like we said, easily bingeable and honestly like seek out all the work, go back and binge the YouTube. Although what wasn't on YouTube today Asian American Dolls American or the dark Web or hit up the dark Web or hit up the dark Web. Oh my god, Chris, Sarah, thank you so much. We thank you the best. We're gonna end on a song as we always do. Yeah, okay, you know what a song is. Go you go. It's a candy smile cande you to really appreciate that song.

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