The 300 Songs Of The Great Global Songbook Part II

It's like when you get to a song called no More Baby, I'm gonna do right by three l you have to go, I'm getting a little time. Promise, this promises. And we didn't even do that. We wanted straight to the second verse, actually treaming like a lady when you open doors and doors that you want to when you put your boys and boys, how you gonna and we already have it? But sort of like there we are again, Um, how are you feeling so far about the list? Canon?

I think for this to be the lower third, I shudder, or think about what's waiting for us? Shall we just dive right in? Let's dive right in number one you want to be on top theme to America's Next Top Model Hira Banks talk about a time and a place, talk about a time in a place. But like if a theme song was supposed to be like a portal into the show, this is the perfect thing that gets you in the world. You want to talk about like asking the central question of the show. It is you

want to be on top? No no, no, no no no none. Okay, we're gonna we gotta move on. But iconic, no, don't cry out LOUDSSA Manchester, I mean iconic ballad. Talk about a tear jerker. The circus came to town. Baby cried that day. We cried that day and never forget that. It gave us that scene and dropped out gorgeous There's and droptic or just might keep might pop up again on this list Stay tuned. Sued number one hundred and nine seven Cherry Runways. This is this is a primal song.

You know what I love about this? Like she said hello Daddy, Hello Mom, And she knew that people were gonna be saying like daddy and like mom, you know what I mean, Like oh that she's mom, like we love her and Daddy is obviously like we in the cultural canon, we know we call people what daddy is now you know what I mean? But just the wind up on cherry bomb. No, get a knock at the door. Did we get a knock of the door? That enough? No? Okay,

oh my god, all right, so we're just started hearing things. Um, no, cherry bomb. It's it's it's very sort of like syncopated. You know what I mean. It's percussive. Yes, we don't have enough of that. We don't have enough percussive. Did you did something happen to you when you heard me say the word percussive? No? I just I was just like, he's correct. Yeah, you saw the music theory and me cheers to we're drinking a little bit of mimosa. There it is, hey, I'll drink to that, right, cheers cheers

to everybody. It's our three all right, dancing crazy Miranda cosgrow You know, I don't know that everybody is duncon does crazy and we never stop. We never stop. Everybody is donecon dunc and crazy body or hands up, putting your hands up. It feels like Miranda Cosgrove is like frozen in time, like she's frozen in like two ten a little bit everybody does and does and crazy. I love that, she says, Donson Dnson, anyway, listen to this? Can wait? Can I just can I just see you

feel she's frozen in time? Well, I just want to see like this the song. No, this is iconic, keep it going. Then we can not out to the end. Yes, dancing, dancing, and then she goes, I like you and you like me. We get together and we're happy. Did you hear me say that? Did you hear me say that? And I like the way that we kiss you and meet together like this? Did you hear me say that? Did? Did did you hear me say that? Well? It has everything.

It's Patty Harrison. She wishes we texted her to come in and drop in and have you have to hear bad to hear back bad text her bad texter, Okay. Number love is a battlefield that to say that I just loved How truthful this is. Title is no one can tell us we're wrong, searching for love that's so strong, the just the lyric, No one can tell us we're wrong. No one can tell us swear um heart ache to

heart snow. Love is it battle Feld number never too Much by Luther Vandross I mean just canonized by willow Hill by willow Hill Race Winner. A sexy song, never Do, Never Do Much. Not many sexier songs than that, Absolutely not. There are sluttier songs, but this is a sexy, sensual, sensual song. It was of a time. It was of a time when people cared about sensuality. Yes, they don't care about about sensuality anymore. They get right to the

fucking insertion. Well, everyone's sensuality has gotten mixed up with like vibe culture. Everyone's like, oh, let's vibe, and it's like no, Sometimes you want to dedicated sensual aspect to a courtship, like ah, sensual sensuality is a missing culture. Number forty one. Sensuality is missing Number one. Bubba Bapa electric Fani. Come on, Johnny, when you can pick me. What did she say in this You just pick a place, You just pick a place, um, Johnny. Yeah, Gwenny, Gwenn

and Gwynn. You might want to because tonight is the night. Gwen. She really gave it to us, Johnny, get out of here alright. Number one. Unfortunately, and it wasn't up to us fancy this one wasn't up to us, wasn't up to us, but it really did captivate the culture for a moment there. You never forget when we had ray Sanni on this show and she she she was talking about Nicky Asalia and she goes, why is she out here saying who did? Who did? Why? She's from Fall, Australia,

who she really is doing the most. But it's on the list, on the list, this one. I'm so happy that it's here. Number one, lady. I will always associate it with that trip we took to l A where we stayed in Airbnb in the attic. Oh my god, that was a different time. We were poor. Yes, still kind of her relative to like, you know, Elon, you're relative to Elon. Honey, we're in the doldrooms, never getting out, never getting out the cure. Oh my god. She said, I don't want this to be Ali made No, I

want this to be I need this. And to know that that they were doing that soundtrack at that time, that is so long ago, I know, surrealev uh oh, that was a crazy week of our life. Papa Roulette, Bring it back, Bring it back. Number on boys iconic, iconic. I love that little Nintendo sound. Yeah, it feels like I'm jumping a hit a block with my head and I'm Luigi or something. When I think about boys, I replenish, would you rather fuck Mario or Luigi? And think about

it Luigi, because I think he wants it more. Luigi would like get stressed out, and I would feel like I had the upper hand. Yeah, I feel like it's like it's like, you know, Mario, like he's probably getting laid all the time, like and also laying the pipe literally as it were, honey, honey, and a hit in that block, literally as it were. Luigi has the little and Luigi's mansion, he has that little ghost sucking machine right right right right right was buster and it's like

he just sticks his thick in that for sure. Well he can handle equipment, Yes, you can handle mine. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, Number one nine Sweet Dreams. You're mix But honestly, an X, what is your rhythmics? I will never know? It's a great song. Dolzl that all that all that number one Vogue, Mydonna, Greta, Garbo, Moro, Dietrich and Marlon Brando, Dimmy Dean on the cover of a magazine, Grace Kelly Picture of a beauty Dream, Gene Kelly,

Ginger Rogers dance. There they had that style. They had Grace Rita Hayward, she gave good face. Lauren Catherine Leanna to Betty Davis, we love you. I don't know the rest m ladies with attitude that we're in the mood. Don't just stand there. Let's get to it. Strike posed, there's nothing to it. And that really did create a culture. Well, it took from one culture, and you know, you know, um, I'm really grateful. I'm grateful. I'm grateful that she appropriated.

How do you feel about, like a pair of not being on the list. It's fine, it's fine. Number Mombo number five, little Bega a stud. Actually, Mombo number five is kind of like the Boys by Charlie XCX of its time, Yeah, and also sort of spiritually it was the promiscuous boy. Yeah, he had a little bit of all those women in his life. So many things kind of you can trace back to lineage. Just MoMA number five Boys by Charlie x X. She's listing off boys.

She's just obsessed with boys. Yes, yes, yes, this is so true. Well, in the video, she was might as well have been listing him off. There were so many yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit of you makes me your man. A little bit of you makes me your man? Does make sense? No, no, no, Syntactically, it's all over the place. A little bit of you makes me your man. Also, I wonder if like Erica

knows about like Trina, you know what I mean? And the sun Yeah, because she she had to keep her there because she doesn't know about a little little bit of Jessica. Here I am, I'm I'm Monica. Like imagine, like all those women meet like a little sketch. Why don't you say sketch where they all meet each other? You should write that like it's mambo number five. Women all to get all meetings together for the first time, and they decided that they need to goodbye Earl loue Bega.

They need they need to good bye Earl Luebeka, who's so famous and huge? Did he die recently? Did he? I don't know. I don't want to find out anyway, Okay, number one eight six Malambo number one by Ema. This is most famous from jink Sponsons lip sync on Calls drag race. Oh you know what it is? That was when you knew Jinks deserved to win. I absolutely thought you should win. After that, Yeah, like that was and Detox was amazing. And can we say problem, We're a

Jinks house. We're a Jinks house. We loved you, talx we Alaska, we love Roxy. I'm sort of saying for this winter season, yeah, We're sorry. Sorry, I will survive. Gloria Gaynor talk about you know, talk about rising above, talk about going, I'm gonna hire locksmith. I should change those stupid locks. I should have made you leave your key if I had known for just one second you come back to bother me. Rhyme down a legend. And

she has gay in her last name. Nor her last name is like if if Nicole Kidman found out that Sunday Rose was a lesbian, she'd say gay Nor four Barbie girl, I mean, Hia Barbie. Hi can hello to the cannon. You know what I mean? When they introduced themselves to each other, they introduced themselves to the world. This this really was world wide smash hit. I remember that going to China and all my relatives going, oh my god, we need to put on that song. The

Barbie Girls song. Holy shit, They're like, that song is incredible. Put on the music video. Why don't you my grandparents all watching my grandparents watching the Barbie Girl video. My uncle's watching the Barbie Girl video. So some one of those moments where like, as a little gay kid, you get to be like really excited because that was a part of mainstream popular culture and everyone was like Bobby Girl and you were like a gay can You're like, thank god, you know. And Aqua actually had I mean

Dr Jones is great, my oh my. And then they had where where are you making? I'm seeing that next one? Oh my god. Um Aqua they have it. They had a second album called Aquarius Really good, really good. We have to check that up. We need a number three. This Land is Our Land, the beautiful slash, Let's get loud. Jennifer Lopez ak, this was American. I was so proud to be an American. I was proud to be an American and this is weeks and two weeks after the insurrection.

I was so happy to be an American because j Lo did this, and to know that just off screen, like Lady Gaga was looking for evidence of the insurrection was really heard part about it. Like while Jennifer Lopez was roaring belting this soon, I'm making America proud, Lady Gaga was was getting down to doing the hard work because she remembered that in another life she would have been an investigative War Award Award journalist Combat journalist number

one two. Holiday Madonna, I mean, it just reminds you of vacation, that little, that little but do you do you're you're there. I'm gonna send under the sun. You can take holiday, yeah, her that her, that was that was the time in her singing where it was like, oh, that's the choice, you can take holiday number one, hot stuff dot summer. I mean, she told you exactly what she was looking for and when she was looking for it. This evening, this evening. I love the word evening instead

of night. Is this evening? This evening? What hey? What do you know? It's never what are you doing tonight? What are you doing this evening? Can we make evening part of the part of our vibe again? Evening has the same comic potential as that. The word that because one time Matt and I were at a hunted house and sleepy hollow and he was we were all pretty drunk, and then Matt inhabited this character who would come up to us and go, how are you doing? Hey? Hi,

how are you doing this evening? Nor would you say are we doing a good evening? Hi? Are we having a good even Hi? How are you doing this evening? It was something like that, how are you having a nice evening? Hi? How are you having a nice evening? Evening? Being the to the place where you land even so good? Like just it's it's the new word for night, and it's it's a rut of culture. It's really culture number

evening word for night, Saturday evening Live. Thank you, Donna number one, hard for the money, Thank you again, thank you again, Thanks for the telling a story home and who was a whore in the coach Check? But there weren't that many songs about horrors until then, until this is broken ground. This is broken ground. One Bad Girls

Donna Summer, another song about horrors. I'm obsessed this, this woman who ended up going full Christian, hard left homophobic almost no, she was a little homofog before she died. To to be beep on that. Let's stop traffic in the homophobia lane. HLV We're like homophobia over over the icon h feeling like homophobia like h h O m O P h O B I A is that it is? That it? Yeah, that's it. Number Manic Monday, the Bengals. This is iconic culture because everyone, I think knows what

it's like when Monday rolls around. Oh my god, Garfield found dead. We don't need them anymore. We haven't had any use for Garfield in years. I'm going to say it. Yeah, fucking give me a break. Garfield needs to have like a fashion moment in order to be back in our consciousness. It's like, you know how like the Simpsons and now like Oliver fashion Blindciaga is doing Simpson stuff and everyone's doing Simpsons. Garfield needs that. Otherwise Garfield's gone for good.

Garfield needs to get his team to contact Tom Brown and they do like a false bread you know what I mean? Garfield in a suit, yeah, with three stripes, like the three stripes. Yeah, yeah, that's the only way forward our Field. Tom Brown collab now number one seven locomotion. All right, she's called Kylie min Kylie mind early Kylie when she was she was just just starting out. You gotta swing your hips now come on, baby, unbelievable. She she's one of our best. You forget it was even her.

Let's do one s cold Hearted Snake Paula Abdul cock cold Hearts Snake off key on the record stamp. She couldn't say no, not a lick, not ale you can dance. Remember when they tried to prove the paul Abdul could sing with the song Rush Rush. You ever heard the song Rush Rush. They gave her a ballad and the bridge ends in her belting a note. She goes so deep, so deep, so deep and sick. But she don't sound like that. You're supposed to imagine that Paula Abdul is

doing it. Maybe I should just play that part. Play it just Paula Abdul belting. And it was this was a hit song. Um, let's say Rush Rush, Okay, I'm gonna go to that part of the song. Here we go. And then they faded out because she could promisely put so difference. But cold Hearted Sneak is on the list number one hundred seventy five New Attitude Patti Labell. This was this was such a shift. This must have been

like when Bob Dylan went electric. Yeah, when Patty said I'm solo now and I'm gonna tell you what my new deal is FDR when Nellie for Tado collad with Timberland vibe shift, Um, I'm feeling good from my head to my shoes. Know what I'm doing and I know what to do? Patty was is it? Patty? Is it? Did you know that? When we were shooting? I love

that for you? Um. They were shooting in Hancock Park and Jennifer was there shooting and Patty Labille Patty Label came out of a house across the street and crossed over and it's like, what do you guys? Do it? And then Jennifer and her know each other from way back, so they had a home moment on the street. God Um number one seventy four, Turn the beat around, Gloria Stephan because when the guitar player starts playing with the stick a pit rhythm with a scratch scratch scratch makes

me want to move my body. Yeah yeah, yeah, Gloria really did it right. She represented a whole movement, movement. And then she was like, you know what, I'm good? She said, I know what I'm good. Now you know what she's doing table Talk. Really, she has her She and her family have like a spinoff of Red Table Talk called like Red Table Talk the Estafans. Oh my god, wait, so she is out there. I thought she kind of just like was like, I'm not I don't want to

be in this phrase. She's got a Facebook Watch show on Facebook. Watch is huge. It's like HBO Max. Oh my god, facebook Watch is major. Zuck is paying the check. Better be Zuck. Zuck so hot. Number one. Remember when we had Josh and Aaron on and we sing this song. It really reminded us. How what what a part? What an important part of the culture. This it's so important. Make it happen, honey, get on your This is a This is a rallying cry for anybody and any endeavor, persuasion, persuasion,

any persuasion. If you are making, if you're sitting down, you better get on your feet and make it happens. It doesn't matter your orientation, your religion, read, your create color, your your nationality, height. Wait, you know, status doesn't matter. You can get up, get on your feet and make it happen. It doesn't matter. Why are you laughing? Because

not everyone can get up. Number two conga Gloria step comes like your boy, maybe do that conga conga conga conga piano on that, the piano, the horns like that is this is music at its best. This is music at its best doing it? Know something fun about this song? It is used in the new Guardians of the Galaxy roller coaster at Epcot called cosmic Rewind and if you're lucky enough, you can have the song play in full while you're on the ride. Is this like that roller

coaster at Universal that plays the songs? It's not like it's it's it's similar to that and that the songs are playing, But it's more like, have you been to California Adventure and done Mission Breakout the Guardians ride? Now you haven't? I don't think so. I don't think the last time is that California Adventure was like two thousand nine when you up with me and we didn't do Guardians. We didn't do Guardians. That sucks damn well, I mean I'll do it soon. Um table that. Oh, this is

a great moment. Number seventy one believe share this was huge, huge, This is a huge talk about cultural impact. I mean it brought auto tune to the forefront. It brought share back. Share is back, I mean and very thankful for that. I don't think you have the share of today without the share of belief, no share of belief was It was giving people hope. It was giving the gaze something to live for at a time when you know, we didn't have that visibility. And Share said, I'm here speaking

to I think speaking to queers with this one. She's speaking to queers. She needed this in orders to release song for the lonely. You know what I love about this song? The delivery on and maybe I'm so good for you? It is iconic. Do you believe love love that? Come on? That's the hook? You are really loving this one, I really do. I just I'm just, I'm I am a child, I'm it's it's on ninety It all over again. Simpler time. It was a much simpler time. Um, but

we can continue. And I'm gonna say, well, the share I believe. I mean, look, it's enough said. Everyone has their own iconic relationship to that song. That is a moment of culture. I remember I was on vacation. I went to this place called Wildock Pines. It was like, um in upstate New York or Pennsylvania. Maybe it was Pennsylvania, but um I went there and at the end of the week we were going to see there was like a bunch of people that like were like working at

the camp. They were like counselors slash like activity around activities. And at the end of the week they all did a sketch show slash musical show, and everyone that was there at the vacation at the resort, this lake resort went to the show and I remember all week they said, oh my god, Nicole who like it was like one of the girls that worked there, like one of the one of the cast members. She was like. They were like Nicole was like hot, and they were like, at

the end of the week, she's gonna sing. She sings at the show and absolutely unelievable. You're gonna gag and she's saying believe and it was not good. It was not good. And everyone was like, Nicole azing, wait to hear Nicole sing day at the end of the week, it's gonna inspire you. You're not You're not gonna want to leave. And it was just this like full fire. That's not Nicole's fault, it's it's people's fault for like hyping her up too much. I think it was people's fault.

Number Birth of a Legend, a perfect pop song, a perfect pop song. What are you doing? We just got confirmation that we're getting a new guest where someone else is going to drop in. Okay, and it's iconic. It's an iconic guest. All right, Stables show in Hot Night when was blowing great lyric great couplet. Before you came into my life. I missed you so bad. It doesn't make sense, but it makes sense. It's like it's like a paradix. It's it's kind of like linguistically, like I

know what it's trying to do. I didn't know how much I missed you like I missed you like I like I wanted you in my life before I before you came into my life. You know. Okay, we're eating m hmm. Well this place was really good, great, so good okay. Number one st nine, Happy Birthday, World, I mean, despite having what I think is sort of a challenging note interval. Yeah, we've talked about this birth Happy Birthday.

That's sort of sneaky, really sneaky that really it makes it challenging I mean, don't look up a fifth or a six like that interval is tough. Happy Birthday and you have to really watch what key you started with

the song. That's true of all songs, but it's especially Happy Birthday or just because of the sneaky note, the sneaky interval, as you said, I mean, if I'm excited and I'm like, happy birthday to and I'm like already panicking, I'm like, my, I know, happy birthday too, and already it's already the two is already tough to you, and I'm panicking. I'm sweating everyone I can. I feel like everyone's looking at me happy. But you did it, Oh hi, happy bird do? Yeah? I I think you were. That's

that's not fair because you were. You were setting up a narrative that you would fail and you didn't. It's called subversion. Bitch Bitch number one as Alaska the thunder Fuck Off her amazing first album, Anus Alaska's music career very very enviable in the DRG space and in the general music space. A great first album. Alaska has been a guest on this podcast, which I often forget because

it was the other era. Yeah number onety seven, the Christmas shoes, new song, Christmas tear Jerker, a little bit of a little bit of Christian, a little bit of Christian. You know, morals are not morals. But there's just there's to come, you know. God is in the room, Sir. I want about these shoes for my mom. It's Christmas, even the shoes a j side. Oh my God, could you worry? Sir? Daddy says this not not much time. You see, she's been sick for quiet awhile. I know

these shoes will make Chris smile. I wanted to look beautiful. My God, I'm emotional. Myma means Jesus number one sixty six. Family Affair, Mary J. Blige don't need no hate ration holeration in this dance period. We can move on. Get me bodied, Extended Mix. Beyonce do an old school dance, an old school dance, Snap for the kids, Snap for the kids, Snap for the kiss that Naomi Campbell walk, Naomi Campbell walk, walk across the room like Naomi Campbell

beautiful liar Ba Beyonce. The day era gets overlooked, it certainly does. And can I tell you what, I'm pissed up that that was overlooked by the blue ribbon panel. Bring the alarm. I'm pissed and fucking pissed at our producers, I think Megan. I'm I'm quick to blame Megan, like Megan. It's probably Megan's idea that it's like a two person panel, like Megan. No, this is not how the world's gotta go. Megan, You're fired. Sorry, start to lose that you're losing two

jobs in one year? Has it been a year? Okay, best year of my life? Number one sixty three. Here's the question I don't think we've ever answered. This is the rain on me of that job? Well maybe not who. I think that rain on me was more talking to like enough is enough, no more tears. Yes, but it's two legends, just slightly little micro generate, a couple of

micro generations apart. And and this is what I want to know, who, out of you and I is the barber, and who is the Selene, Who's the one that saying I'm scared? And who's saying I've been there? I think you've been there more than I have. I'm the one who's a little bit more scared when it comes to love. Okay, I'm comfortable with that. But but the thing is that, um, you're telling me you're You're the one who's always telling me,

oh dmn close to you. Well, I'm literally always saying to you the f with oh the passion can show you're Barbara. I think you just you. You need to be more comfortable. Can I give you a note? Sure? You need to be more comfortable being Barbara? In general? You are Barbara. Do you think you're Fanny your Dolly? You are Miss Fokker. She's gonna meet the Focker's right, for sure, she's miss Foker. She's Miss Foker. You forgot that,

and you forgot that. She was in the Guilt Trip with South Rogan and she only looking because she wanted to be comfortable. She's sitting down the whole movie, you know, around the script, and I was gonna be sitting down. And I liked that about it because I want to be comfortable. I don't want to be uncomfortable. I was could be sitting down. I don't care. I want you. I don't care. Hobble, hobble, and I don't care. I want you. Wow, Okay, where are we? I got lost?

Number Son of a Preacher Man Dusty Springfield Billy Ray was a preacher son and I wanted to fuck. That is a sexy song, how well I remember the look that was in his eyes, stealing kisses from me on the sly, taking times to make time, aline, learning from each other's knowing, learning from each other's wow, looking to see how much we grow. The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man. Was the preacher man's son who could dick down. The

preacher boy had a boy son. Oh, I love that And it's like that forbidden thing that makes it so much hotter. We talk about that sometimes religion can make things feel more forbidden, and religion is so sexy sexy, Okay, Number one Leis, this was actually a moment in culture and then it just I mean, Leona Lewis is huge, has a huge career, and I think this was what started at all. Well, now, this like so many other hits, it's like Whitney Mariah Leona she's the Kelly Clarkson of

the UK in a real way. But also I wonder how famous she is over there. Wasn't she a judge on the Drag Singing Show? She was roll the Queens of the universe thing she did watch that still same number, one hundred sixty Squidward Nose, Cupcake go off about this one. She's rapping about a guy's dick looking the squidward nos. She doesn't want to fuck listen. There's so many great cup pick songlets go. I just think like dix could look like worse things than Squidward's nose. At least it's there.

I don't know. It's a tear drop though. It's a tear drop shape, and I don't like it when it's grothy at the top, but like, like, I like, the top can be whatever. But sometimes that dick can be too too wide in the entry. Yeah, I have a mushroom head and it's a problem. It's not the it's not the head, it's the shape of the shaft. I don't know. It's not a problem. Well, how did you know? I Well, I'm telling you you can't think of it as that. You're right, And and sometimes I don't mean

to shame the people who have the squirdword nose. Penis. You made me feel bad, no, and I didn't mean to, and I know I did. You made me feel bad because of the shape of my penis. Number one and sack Rico nas this is one of the angry songs ever recorded. She goes, fucking have you heard this song? No? Um, she just she just talks about wanting to smack a bitch and then and then and then and then she goes,

oh my fucking god, amazing. She really went off. She went off BBC Dance Anthems Radio interrupted by announcement of Prince Philip's death BBC Dance Anthems Radio. I'm just gonna play it. Yeah, I would love to hear it. I want to hear this one out loud, actualized. Imagine you're vibing working in palace has announced the death Royal High incredible, Rest in peace, Prince Philip, Number big old freakan Stallion.

This was I think the first song that you brought to my Yes, this is first Megan song I've ever heard. And I was Sam J at work was like, you need to listen to me in this stall and I was like, Okay. She played this for me and I was like, oh my god, let's keep going. Number one six Summer Girl him seeing them, seeing them. I love this song so much. The Bridge. They have so many songs that could have really made the and and they

have made a global impact. They have. But you know, we can only pick a couple walk beside me, not behind me. Love that and take that suggestion. Bernie Brown found dead absolutely number one. Now I'm in it, Now I'm in it, and now I've been trying to find my way back for a minute, my arm. But that that driving like, No, it's classic them, classic time, classic, the sisters, the three, the iconic three l A Girls. There's nothing more iconic than three women singing in a band.

And there's a lot of that in this list. They're incredible performers, They're amazing performers. Love them, Love those girls. Number one, Speaking of girls, number Oh my god, you guys, when the girls got together and all sing this together, the girls were growing, the girls were growling. Dear al He's a lucky guy. I'm gonna cry. I got tears got out on my nose. Mad Annalie Ashford really became a star in that moment. The career she's had since

Brava mm hmmm, love her. What else is there to say? You? You know this musical, well, this is like one of my favorite musicals. And Joe Kim podcast about it one of the savior during the pandemic, one of America's most um slept on podcast. It's so true. It was a patron exclusive truly. Yeah, but you guys were you guys are joining the money. We should have made more sure.

I'm shaming everyone that they didn't listen to Joe, Kim and I's eight episode um Legally Blonde, the search for the next Elwoods Deep Dive podcast when we needed it most the year of Our Lord. But now when the readers and publicists talk about Cousin of the Week, I know they're a real fan. They're they're not a fake fan. They're not a fake fair weather fuck number one D fifty three. Moving on up the Jefferson's theme song, amazing song. I mean, we all remember where we were not born,

but that didn't matter, It didn't matter. Fish don't fry in the kitchen. That's that That that says everything, says it all says it, all says it all. Number one hundred fifty two You in your hand pink again. We sort of like Liquid Dreams, returned to this theme of sort of suggested masturbation, this time from a woman's perspective. Empowered. I'm not gonna suck you. It's gonna be you in your hand tonight. You don't really want to mess with me tonight, not tonight or any night. To be honest,

Pink is not pain. You cannot if you're gonna annoy If you're going to run a foul of Pink on any given night, good luck. She's a tough broad. You have a death wish. If you're gonna piss off Pink, don't do it. Don't do it for your own safety. You're gonna get your ass beat number one. Don't let me get me Pink. Sometimes sometimes the person who's annoying Pink the most is Pink herself. Never went first kicking her own ass. Remember, misunderstood the album was that? What

was that was what this album was. Don't support that. The crazy the craziest, most scandals thing about this song to me at the time was um tad be compared damn Brittany Spears. She's so pretty. That's just I was a little sad, you know what's funny? Like at the time, not being like Britney Spears was enough of a brand for a lot of these girls. It was like there was like Brittany and then a lot of other people just britty, I'm not Brittany and that was like enough

for a lot of record labels. Was it even? Was it even like that with Madonna? Like like they would be these girls that like weren't like Cindy Lapper, like wasn't Madonna like but she wasn't like a Madonna altern alternative well sort of, I mean she was wacky right right right, but yeah, they were just it was Jessica, it was Christina was paink. It was like a lot

of girls. Well I think the person who was like probably closest spiritually to Brittany was probably, like, honestly, probably Jessica because she had the same like she didn't really deviate from the Christianity thing, but she went like hard Christianity. She was. She was just like, no, I'm for real a virgin and I'll say it the loudest. Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh that's so funny. Like that was the time and Mandy Moore said, I'm pivoting to acting queen. More on

that in a second. More on that in a second. Okay, hell on, where are we We're at? Number Pomp and Circumstance Underclassmate and Band Program, The seniors aren't playing that, not their own graduation. No, it's the underclassman and band who are playing plog. They're the ones tasked because they're they're not being celebrated and honored. Wait another year or two or three. No, no, no, and it would be inappropriate for them to rise at that point. They're sitting

on the side in the field, in the stadium. Whatever. But I do love pomp and circumstances. Yeah, no, no, dude, do do dude? All right, right right? What was I doing? I don't know? Is that Mario Kart It's it's like a British thing. It's a royal British thing that I think has been on the Beatles albums um Anyway, speaking of really amazing songs, number one can't Fight the Moonlight

Leanne rhymes iconically from the Coyote Ugly soundtrack. You can try to resist, try to hide from my kiss, but but you know that chill can't the more like Leanne rhymes interesting life interesting. Oh I don't know that much. Well. She and Eddie Cibrian had an affair on the set of a Lifetime movie they were doing together, and then he left Brandy Glanville, who then became one of the real houses of Hills, that's the drama. And then Leanne a couple of years ago was on the Mass singer.

Did you with Marion talk about this about Leanne? I don't think so. I don't think Leanne came up, although I'm sure that Marin has a relationship at least as a fan with Leon. Rot has a concept of Leon and Leon Nimes was like a country version of Jojo where at she was singing in that song blue so awesome, Oh you that song, These prodigies, these prodigies, Okay, son, that's better than that. Speaking of prodigies shower Becky, Well,

she's right. I mean who who who among us can say that they haven't danced in the shower, singing in the singing in the shower, dance she's dancing, Oh well, that would be dangerous. She's dancing in the mirror, singing in the shower, dancing in the mirror, sing great hook so good. And we should also really say, because now I'm feel nervous because I didn't want to be on this podcast to be I'm like, yeah, we all dance in the shower, because famously that could that could you

could break your damn really scary. Don't do that. No no, no, no, no, no, no no. We'll try off your feet, you know, show shoes, shower shoes. Becky g though not at the kind of a Mandy Moore of her time, pivoted to acting well. She was stunning as the lesbian power Rangers. Remember that? Do we see that together? That together? I wanted the second one me too, with thanks, so read a repulsa no number. Raise your glass, pink and that raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways?

Who do we want? Let let's invite one of the people. All right, Um, Hans, Hans, it's time to come in. Come on, Hans, Come on Hans. Oh good, and I'm really happy because this next one I think he'll have a relationship with Um. Let's go. We don't have all the time in the world. It's only a couple of doors. It's what is it? One's it's a it's a it's a podcast. It's not a visual medium. All right, Come on in, Hans, Come on in, Hans. It's head of content.

I don't they've heard from you ever on the podcast? Have they chats? Never? Oh? Yeah? Sometimes chime in from chats. Well, welcome to the podcast. That's the mike. Are you. Are you comfortable because you know, here's the thing you produced and you you you sort of you know, run the table in terms of podcast, but in terms of you know, really sort of getting into the medium and really actively, you know, participating. How comfortable? Are you? Very uncomfortable? I

prefer to be behind the glass? Well talk about this? Why why do it? Then? And then why ever see it? If you if you can't be on the other side of it? Is it those who can't do produce? I think it's those who can't do produce and those who can't produce teach Jim my god, you know, if you're a Jim teacher, then good luck. There's nowhere else to go. Richard Rogers found dead. Wow, I didn't know it's coming

into the hard hitting interview. Yeah, this is what we've been called the gay, Mark Marin, We've been called the gay w TF, my gosh, you know that. I've never heard that. Are you proud of us? I'm so proud of you. You don't have to do that. How do you feel? How do you feel? Honestly? I think it's amazing. I am so proud of you. You guys came in. You were this beautiful, blossoming rose that has now become

this incredible bouquet. And that's so rare for a rose to become a bouquet because usually roses just Wilson stays one rose. Now this one multiply. Yeah, that's so beautiful. Hans Um, thank you for giving us a home here at I heard radio big money players. We actually we absolutely are. We We feel it very indebted and very free, and you let us kind of do whatever we think our little hearts are gonna want to do. And we appreciate you. You've never gotten in her in her way, Yeah,

you've never You've never said no that is that's good. Really, that's good content contenting. It's just don't get in the creative way. Speaking of content, we're gonna say something, No, what are you some of your what do you think belongs on this list? You know, there's one musician that I think is so important to the culture that I have never heard the culture is to talk about what it's a little sticky, Okay, Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. Let's

talk about Michael Jackson. Let's try about Michael Jackson for a second. Right, there is this thing where you can't really cancel Michael Jackson because it's like everyone has been influenced by him, Like every part of the pop culture has been informed by Michael. Yeah, and the omission it feels deliberate. It's like, how can you go this long without talking about Michael. We never talked about Michael Jackson, Like even in the old days, I've never heard the

names come out of it. Really well, here's what I'll say. That said. It is very long. It's so long, and how every minute of it? How many how many episodes of this did you listen to prior us coming onto this little label? Um a handful? Do we count the week before you came onto the label? There was like six or seven? Well then well then good, Sure, But he wants to talk about Michael draft Michael to say about him. I will say this for all the nonsense.

I did hear a man in the mirror the other day at the Clark Street digner, and I was like, God, damn it, this song is I mean, Mike Michael is like it just invented so many things. It's people talking about like Madonna inventing all these things that like pop stars do, which is true, but like Michael invented like pop culture. Yeah, he really did. Like it's it's you can't really do we think. Do you think he was gay?

I don't think he was broken. Yeah, I think I think he was so deeply broken by his father and by the industry and by like the situation that he was in that I think it almost as like tough to even like wage or what his sexuality was because there's just there was a lot going on. Yeah, I think he was a like disturbed person from a a probably very young age, and I honestly feel like he was one of those pop stars where I mean this is obvious, but like things happened to him rather than

him making things happen. The most part, well, he was abused. It was abused, and the middle Eligo kind of like putting him on that journey, like just there was just a lot of stuff like you can't. I think we'll spend the rest of our own individual lines like parsing that out unless they make like a seven part documentary about him, which they've tried. Well, they made like the four part documentary about him, but that's not seven seven.

I think what Bowen saying is he needs three more part I need a documentary about his career or not about Neverland? Do you know what I mean? Neverland as a concept is really scary crazy. Yeah, this feels incredibly cathartic to have to finally have the moment where the culture because you because because you love him, if you find him important, influential, well he that for sure. But

also it feels like you guys are expressing something. It feels like you have been holding back talking about Do you ever feel like you hold back on talking about him sometimes that maybe maybe that's true, and I do. It's so interesting because I think he's I think Hans is right for some reason. It's not I don't think it's deliberate. I don't think it is that we haven't talked about him, and yet it is weird that we

haven't talked about him. I actually I have to say there must have been a time, like in the old days where we did, because I'm thinking now like if we never talked about him, that really is crazy. But also you have to remember, like that man has been dead for a long time, longer than we think and realize. I remember because I remember it was the summer that I was coming out of the closet and it was like, yeah, I don't know, I imprinted on that. Where were you

when he died? I think I was on vacation, and I remember it was the first celebrity death that affected me that I actually got it was old enough to actually care about the person who died. Yeah, yeah, what's your favorite Michael Jackson the video for Remember the Time, you know what? I really like you along? I mean you that song, I don't I might be not as literate as I and then and listen whatever, but the thing is like he definitely is this thing like I remember,

like I Want Again. I'm gonna bring up the Guardians of the Galaxy Ryan to calipoint of again because they also play I Want You Back sometimes in that song

the Jackson Five, which also again this culture. But they started the song and we were like yeah, and then like we all at the same time in the car, Everyone in the car was like, and it is this thing of like, it's this it's this weird thing about consumption of Michael Jackson that I think like people that are you know, you know, aware of everything that went down,

like really does think about like consuming his stuff. Like when that Man in the Mirror came on, I remember being like, oh, this is such a good song and the was coming from a place stuffing, but I ain't streaming it. I'm not like supporting that a state. I think the whole thing is fucked up. Yeah yeah, and were danced around it. But I believe he molested. Oh

he did, he did. I mean, like all these kids wouldn't be saying And it's also like all that was coming out in a time pre like believe victims, you know what I mean, Like it was really a time when like the media was just like shuffling these kids out and then like they went away and like nothing happened.

And because what happened because the person you would believe the least in any situation as a child or not that they were like children when they you know, they came forward, but it was just like, well you were

kids back then, and maybe remember it differently. Like that is like the perfect storm of like all these things that people can like love against you and the trauma of like like apparent Like like I remember the whole thing was like, well their parents are looking for money, and it's like like all these parents are trotting out their kids for money, like the trauma that that would do, like just the levels of trauma on trauma on trauma that those kids had to deal with and probably are

still dealing with. But it is it is interesting that we haven't talked about and only Hans is someone who has this bird's eye view the overseers, the overseers, we want you to help us UM with this, with this with one UM announcement and it's never one six version. Do you know? Do you know one in a million from his congeniality. I am sad to say I've never seen miss congeniality put it on. You love the lists of shame. I know you'll love it. No, don't, don't know.

We're not shaping you can't shame. Don't tell Sandy. I'm not. I won't tell Sandy. No, he's gonna tell Sandy. I won't tell Sandy. He's gonna tell Sandy and he can text. What should I tell Sandy? Don't tell her I haven't seen miss tell her. Our head of content has not seen. Do not text her that I won't. I won't. She She would be like, Oh that's okay, Yeah, I think she'd be okay with it, because you want to know what so many millions saw it. What does she care?

I think she's doing. I think she's doing fabulous. Do you call her Sandy? You're she kind of like demands you call her Sandy. She goes by that, He goes by that, So it's Sandy. And we could all if anybody in this building called her Sandy, she would want that. Fine, So you have some homework Before the next episode of Last Coach, we'll be record. You are to watch miss congeniality, and I would like to hear a report can do thank you ahead of content? It was fabulous and before

you go, um, just we really do. Thank you and we love being a part of and you are in the l congratulations, thank you both for being part of the b MPU. He's been goodbye, goodbye Hans see and this is like, this is exposing to the readers the fabric of our life. Everyone's everyone. People are curious about Hans though they are always going because we always refer

to him as hot out of content. Hans, Well, everybody get are there pictures of Hans or their pictures of an or their pictures of Doug are their pictures freaks fucking google it, bitch, google it, bitch. Okay, let's keep going. Number one hut. But the way you should just say one in a million from his conginality one in a million congeality version where there's the dance break, yes, when they're all the statue, iconic number bedding Field the iconic theme song to the Hills, a song about life and

then a song about experiencing things. A song that Josh Sharp played at his Horns meet to disco sort of parody party at three dollar Bill a month ago his DJs that was just playing and written by Natasha Beddingfield, over and over and over again. Natasha Beddingfield said, Chapters Chapters Era's Eons of Life. Natasha Beddingfield said, standing outside in the rain, I need to clean my damn windows. Their dirty. And you know what I I just when she said the this, the that was a good vocal.

Oh yeah, Number battlefield Jordan sparks, Why does why does love always feel like a battlefield? Guess you'd better go get your armor, Come on, come on, aims status But this is after am so true, king, Oh my god, but I'm saying it gives a bat. Why does it like like like two asterisks and like in like uppercase on lower case spot Why does love always feel like that?

And then like and then like spaces between spaces in between each B, A T T, and then like at the bottom bottom bottom, you have to scroll down to get to the bottom of the aime profile and then it would go dot dot dot better get your armor period x O. I never meant this, and it would say dinner later one break the ice Britney spears from the Blackout album. This is like culture culture, You're in

the club. That's all there is to say. Baby, It's you, Joe Joe, Baby It's You is truly a great pop song. Remember when you came to l A and we went to the Academy. We were listening to it. Yeah, but I put on the version, which I kind of think it is better than the two tho. I would agree, Well, she's a better singer now, It's yeah, like that doesn't always happen with these young these young things, these young girls. Do you know? The music video was shot at six

Flags Magic Mountain. You told me this, and then there's there's just some it'll cut away from her and just be a shot of like a roller coaster doing a loop. I mean, there was something so beautiful about that time in our lines and we were teenagers, like all you have to do is just go to six Flags with friends over the summer. That was it, and that that's all you need to do over is now you got a TikTok and you gotta so much, so much. There's

just so much business, so much on the plate. And I really I hope, I hope there's um back to basics. We need to go back to basics. Numb foolish. See my days are cool with you alow and then a hug and taking no more, I keep on running back to you. I was really, I was like, can we see her not be with jaw Rule for a second? And then she did and I loved it, and we didn't really get that much more of it. No and

jaw Rule. It's like you always hear Ashanti's angelic voice and then you have to hear no and jaw Rule. We're giving him too many passes. Still flop. Post Firefest, I think people were still like jaw Rule. Yeah, the Firefest thing should have been revealing, um you know, you know, Okay, one fact pals. Matt Rogers, how does it feel to be on the list post? He's a little obsest to be justified. Should I perform it? Mhmm, Me and you. We used to fight like boom boom. Now it's together

with the fagots. Yeah, we have fagats. I think I didn't really hit my one of my notes that was, don't don't do that, don't go there. Okay, you must just revel in the fact that Maren Morris herself that was unbelie of a ball has has had that memory in her for years at this point, and she said fag pals on the show, which I felt was transcendent. Have we gotten any note from any She probably shouldn't have said. No, no, no, no no. And I'm not interested in that. I'm not saying I'm I'm not, but

I'm saying, isn't it kind of remarkable? I would I would not be remarking on that if it weren't for the fact that everyone is okay with no everyone was on board. Also, I have to say something the fact that she was able to get the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the video saying that they want to see us when can we come, can we come see you? They have no idea who we are or what we do. I kind of want to ask her my marry and I'm like what Because she said they love you as

much as you love them. I'm like, that's not true, that cannot be true. Kyle Richards doesn't know who I am. Sutton's like, I don't know her from Adam. I don't know these two and Yang and Yang. I think I know her. I know Crystal Kung mink all okay, okay, Number Angel, Sarah McLaughlin in the arms of the End, I know now. It's like you know rife. It's it's it's very easy to parody it or just kind of it. It's it's manipulative in the way that it is that we know it to be. But you don't get there

without being a great song. First and foremost. The fact is like a spc A did that by enlisting Sarah. They said, this is the way we're going to tug the heartstrings of America. And it worked, and it worked. So many more dogs have homes because a young girl put pen to paper. That's art. That's connections that you fear. We are pulled from the Wreckage of Roy in the some comf hunting voice, not unlike fucking run Liz Fair Old Liz Old, Liz O g Lizz, which is just

as good as why Can't I list Fair? I put this on today on the way here, I was like, I gotta listen to White, can't I? It's giving thirteen going on thirty montage a perfect song now pop music quick quaking when Liz Fair said, I'm getting in on it. That bridge, that bridge, okay, speaking of um marin vocals six the middle Z. But really, Marion Morris, take a see right on the stave. I mean the little places she finds, the choices she makes it. Why don't you

just gives me me and the middle? Baby? Have you seen? You've seen that New York Times video? Right, We've talked about it on this podcast. There's that New York Times video about like songwriting. Um, let's let's pause real fast. Oh my god, someone is arriving. Okay, someone is arriving.

Um alright, ready? No, the middle thing about like how everyone in town wanted to sing that but you but you haven't seen this New York Times video about something like the songwrit like making a song yeah, oh my god, it's amazing. Yeah, and there's like there's like a larger piece. Maybe it's the same thing, but it talks about how like singers were sending in their demos for it, and they picked Miss Marion and they and they and they nailed it, nailed it, massive class on it. That is

how you sing pop music. I just can'mple. I'm gabbed that she. I mean, she did the show. She did the show. Sorry not to make that about us, but like episode, but she was such a natural. She was just like so like, she was great, so great to talk to. You gotta listen to the married and episode. If you haven't speaking of someone, we'd need to get one on the show everywhere, Michelle Branch. This is a song not unlike the Middle where in the last chorus,

oh my god, we have another guy. Have another guest. Get into the we're we're live, We're tell everyone who's here. We have another guest. We have another guest, and who are you tell them? She is? She's here to celebrate our big three? Wow? What the fun is going on? Do you want a little mimosa? Yeah, I'll get a cup. No, we'll get Wait, can we get a cup in here. Thank you. I need the cup first of all iconic

jump oh. I actually reminded me of one that you wore almost a year ago today when when we did um in this very room one did we did a really fun episode of this particular podcast. We did an incredible episode. And the reason I was in that is because that was sort of my rhinal plastic where I remember he had a bit of it. He had a bit of a shiny scar on his nose. I had

a sort of a scar. You see. It's really gone down, Thank you so much, and so I will make it so we are sort of you know, for everyone out there who's like forgot why they started listening to this, because it's been hours. Um, we have been here since ten am. It's one fifty six. We are recording a three part episode celebration this is the Great Global song Book, and we've got some friends popping in. Greta was on

the last episode. Darcy Carton has just come in and isn't it that sorry to do this but on a league of their own. My name is Greta and on your show, can I tell you it felt like kiss it that this be the thing I booked because it really to be kept being called Darcy. It really feels so good for me. Cheers. Oh my god, my god, what an absolute whirlwind through a pleasure. I mean, we just texted people this morning. Everyone's coming in because they want to. I came out of a pilates class and

I actually know because it started off that. Oh no, it did. What happened. I came late to my class just a minute, but they had already started and I was in the front of the class. Everybody could see me, and I reached for the strap, and guys, the teacher said, we're not using straps, excuse and I was humiliated. I started off humiliated in that tone. She still she probably started, but it didn't need to say it. She could have whispered it. She could have just kind of given me

like a emotion too. So then I started off off and no, I wasn't centered. And is that why I'm hearing? Guys, I'm here to talk about that. But we need to we need to always gauge. And the temperature today was sort of off kilter pilateius and now it's sort of like day Mimosa on a Friday, and Trammell spell. I'm also reminded of the time that you tossed up that what was the thing you tossed up and caught remember, I'm like, it was an orange juice bottle, but it

was ange. Yeah, like it was nighttime, so it was a water it was it was a kombucha. It was iced tea. Yeah, something like that. It was something in the air with darcy things moving. It's called it's called Jenna Jaum. Okay, So don't hit your damn head talking about being off kilter. Come on, we're not doing the strap We're not doing straps. I'm so sorry, of course no. And I I could have just looked at the person next to me and hi, everybody, she says, Hans is

in there. He just kind of he kind of came in, and you know what was interesting what he told us. We said, well, how did it come up? We were just like, do you what do you think is missing from this list of songs? And he said, it feels like you guys have deliberately avoided talking about this one

thing in the culture that is so huge. What do you think he said, like, you guys have never talked about this one person in the culture, even though he's been can you guess even though he's like he is culture and are you like specifically looking at me while yeah? Because I because he said that, and I immediately was like, oh, it's this person. He was a kid I knew too styles Michael Jackson what Yeah, And then we talked interesting surreal, how do we even get? I mean, did you already

talk about it? Talked about it? We're not gonna put you but what's fine? So what do you think? Really? I mean, I have, like, I have so many thoughts about it, and we don't have me shouldn't just because it's like so sad and I know it's so sad and it's so hard to talk about stuff like I mean, I think maybe the thesis statement is yeah, it's gonna ruin? Yeah.

Should we proceed with the list? Let's okay, So we're at number a hundred and thirty four, then I can tell you that was the one that was the song that I brought up as being like, I wish I could feel like I could stream him responsibly. But this man in the mirror really is the ship. It is amazing. Number one is la La Ashley Simpson The Great. It adds La La to the canon, this was a song about dressing up like a French maid, sort of getting

so horny that you wanted to suck everywhere everywhere. Yeah, now, okay, So like I feel like, and I haven't looked at a single song on this list, I feel like I will probably know. Ye what I know from this song is that she goes like you make me feel la la? Is that even close? Okay? That's all I know. La la is a verb. You make me want a la la on the kitchen, on the floor, will be your French maid when I meet you at the door. I'm like an alley cat. Drink the milk up, I want more,

which to me has come? Wait, but do alec hats drink come? I bet if they had nothing else, I mean, if you were hungry enough, I drink command milk. I do both honey and cats. They can't tell them part. Oh my god, poor cats, just like putting that on them. Yeah, And here's actually Simpson sort of like acting like a fucking feral cat, Like that's how horny she is. Like her boyfriend at the time, Ryan Cabrera, and you know what walked down the aisle recently. Yeah, I believe two

of them. Nope, nope, he walked down the aisle with somebody else. And I want to say that I read that maybe like she one of his songs was being played or something. Oh, I hope, I hope it was. This is true. I actually had that Ryan Cabrera album because I was such a huge Ashley Simpson fan that I was like, well, I have to support her boyfriend, Ashlee Simpson. Ash Lee, and she was lying. When someone someone is a cat, when someone describes themselves as a cat,

you better be Selina Kyle, no one else. If anyone else says that there are a cat, you know you're weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because maybe that maybe that's too much because the three of us dog people, and so the fact that you answered with the wolf makes me feel like she speaks dog. But you wouldn't be like I'm a dog. Never. People look are literally out here being like I'm a cat's and why Well, I guess I was about to say, like why is cat inherently sexy? But they are pretty

sex themselves. They're so in their body they actually need to lick themselves to clean themselves, to actually clean them Yeah, that's how they shower. Yeah, I don't mean to, you know, violently say people who pretend to be cats are foolish. I just think it's I just I find it strange. Yeah, do cats ever get washed by the hands of a human? That's actually a really good question. I think the way

they bathe themselves is fully their own doing, right. But because also when you see a wet cat, it's so upset, but something like, what's so cute when the cat likes it? When they like to be wet. There's some cats that are like dogs that just love to go in the water, like you know, like when a cat is a dog. I love it. Oh, for sure, it's so rare, so rare, But that's so cute when a cat is a dog and when they're wet, they're as thin as a piece

of paper, like paper, Hollywood, Hollywood goals. Okay, the next song Love Myself Steinfeld. So it's well established on this podcast that Hellie Steinfeld is. Yeah, she's the queen of pop and she has influence over the rest of the girls. First when she comes out with the song, it sort of sets a new tone. When Love Myself came out, God damn it, I love this song. Yeah, oh my god, when she goes in. My favorite part is the at the end of the bridge when she goes scream might screaming,

and then it's like the thing goes. Don't don't remember the movie Blockers, Yes, oh yeah. I was like, it's like, it's like their song. We liked the song, and then the lesbians kiss when the final chorus comes in on this nine name rocks. This is I don't really remember Hailey as a pop star before the song. Was she her coming out? This was her? This was her? Yeah, this was her first big single true grit for music exactly. It was her sort of coming out in music. And

now it's like, I don't even. I don't know do we primarily consider her an actress or a singer or is she just simply a star? And boy, I think she's a star in Boat. I think she's m who who's like this? Who was like this like twenty years ago? Scar nominated actress? Yeah? Yeah, come on to be an OSCAR nominated actress and then to like dabble and pop

and have it hit so hard? Who's done that? There's a lot of songs that are bobs to like, for example, Damna and also most girls strong and small and beautiful, smart and strong, And I said start and strong. That's in a different language. Clock it is amost of the room is not really well. Let the next song on the list on two ours are sealed by Hillary and Haley Duff. And now a lot of people are gonna think we're gonna talk about the original not here the

cover how cute. I think it was like a gap commercial where they were singing this song or a commercial for something. Probably let's gap snack, you know, candy candy, it's giving candy Madden. Yeah, yeah, yeah, rave girl. Yeah. My dumbass growing up in high school thought was Steve Madden's sort of the most the nicest shoe. I thought that at the time. And he's right now he just got so hard. Yeah, he's like, oh, he's like Steve, Steve made this nice one. Remember, I think I think

it was. My mother actually told me it was the nicest shoe. You remember, she bought me some Steve Maddens and was like, and you know, there's a Steve Madden. I know it was really the shoe because it's the damn anytime anytime anything has a name, like a Steve Madden or like like it's named after someone you're like, oh designer, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hello, hello, look at me. I'm like racking my brain for one name that I could say it now. Smith was the name

Rick Perry, Perry, Rick Perry famous. I wish she would start stepping into and away from a garbage you know who actually has a really chic design her name this sucks. Marco Rubio. Yeah, that's a great name, twid that he could Shakespeare. Have you ever done Shakespeare? Yeah? I love it. I live for it. Oh yeah you do? Yeah? Number graduation friends forever Okay, wow, holy sh it. Yeah remember where we were when graduated? Oh yeah, we do high school.

Two of my best friends and I put a purple flower in our hair and we got a little drunk. That's so sweet. Ye drunk, not too drunk, just like like like secret drunk where it was kind of like nobody knows. When you were singing this song, there's that lyric where we're gonna be when we turn, and then it just and then you were like that so far away and now look at us. Yeah. The answer is like when you're when you're five, it's like you're where

you're going to be. It's probably still like seeing everyone in the pretty much the same show a lot of times, yeah, a lot of times, like really probably attending one or nine weddings. Yeah, but you didn't know that before. You thought when when you were eighteen eighteen, you thought you would be a completely different businesswoman for example, yea working on a magazine. Yeah, oh my god. And it was just a little bit, just a little bit out of high school. Literally as we go, do you guys think

of this as high school graduation or college? For sure? High school? Yeah, okay, you guys want to know something. They taught us this song in the fifth grade for fifth grade graduation. Yeah, remember the concept of that grade graduation? We did it. It was like we put on little cow some gowns and everything, and I was like, what the fun? Ye too much? There's two graduations. They're called

high school and that's what they're called. And if you're a damn doctor, med school, oh yeah, that's true, and a lawyer, lawyer whatever whatever the caps are of little hexagons. I don't I don't care. Such college graduation you did? Yeah, I straight up skipped it, and I kind of pretend to be a Hero because my brother's high school graduation and my college graduation were the same day, and my mom was like what to do, and I was like, I'll take one for the team and skip it. But

I really just like didn't want to go. So I kind of I kind of put on like the hero cape, like I'm taking I'm like a really good daughter, and I'm not going to make my parents decide. But instead I just like slept in. Yeah, that's hot, that is so badass. I performed at my well, yeah, I sang a song called learn to Love and Live on the field of Yankee Stadium. You and I had such different fucking I was so depressed that day. You were and

you guys were together, were you? Well, we weren't like together. We were not sitting together because we we were different programs. But I sat with the kids. You did that isn't that dark? I sat with the Tische kids, and I looked around and then everyone was so excited. My family didn't come because I was I was going to fly out the next day to visit them and to see them in Europe and then we're gonna do like they didn't come to graduate because back then it was like

I get it. They were like we can't afford like the taking in the hotel, and so we're just gonna how you just meet us in Rome, you know, like the day after your graduation. Was like that's fine, But then like I didn't realize that the day on the day, I would feel so sad because I was just by myself and it was just and then I was terrified for like what life was going to be like, and it was it was it was sad. That was This is before Blin and I were like very bad friend

so we were close friends. But I actually was with like all those like did you that was? That was Matt's little tische era. I went, yeah, your actor era. I I literally I mean going. We sang a song called do you remember this learned to Love and Live, which was maybe we maybe we can learn to love and live. The world is different? Why should I stay the same? Acceptance can lead the way to change, and it's time. It's time to say that together we can

make history. Now is where our lives begin. Stop and take it all in tish as I can like picture the like tent three year old that wrote that that I like just graduated. He was twenty. There were two of them, um, and it became like the sea and I sang it in the show that we did every year, and then on the field the Yankee Stadium in front of Sonya Soto, mayor, our speaker, God and everyone, we sang it. And I remember feeling so emotional that I

was performing on the stage of Yankee Stadium. Okay, here's my wait. I just said high school, but what I meant to say is elementary school, green Brook, green Brook. I'm so glad that you're in my school, green Brook, green Brook. Everybody's really cool. Okay, then something like we gotta we got a nice cream social ana, talent show too, something something at home, work to do? Ready, right, green Brook Brook. Everybody, that's really good. It's really catch you.

I'm so glad that you're my school readers. I wish you could see. This is myle that match just gave. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. It really just lift your spirit. Really, Did I ever tell you the song that I learned at Boys State? Remember Boys State? Well, that four hour documentary. Yeah, So I went to Boys State to work and we also had to learn a song and that went here in the Cherry Valley Boys State Campus rings with cheer.

That's where our Legion Boys State meets this year. We learn to Live Together, Learn Democracy, a meunting part for color cream and the chanality. Everyone was white but less catchy, although maybe yeah, but you sang it beautifully. Yeah, number one hundred. Yeah, I want to contribute one song, which which is another song we learned in the fifth grade. Go ahead, Celebrate Celebrate celebration of you and We celebrate, Celebrate,

Celebrate you and me. Hey love rate and Me the song about it Celebrate Celebrate a celebration of Celebrate, Celebrate, Celebrate you and me, se and Me. That rock all three of these songs. Yeah, they're so long on the list. What about this one? The rain forest, the tropical rain forest,

as that would have to save the rainfores? Yeah, didn't work, Like readers, I'm waving my hands back all that beauty, the rainforest, that tropical rainforest, all the dealing, all that beauty, and then I think there was a rap a rap. I do believe there was a rap. I don't believe there was a rap. Numb London Bridge Fergy, Yeah, I mean it's real. Started everything for for when I come to the club step beside. What a genius. She was one of the most brilliant minds. She's alive and well,

but I feel well good as dead. Her Imperial pays pop star face is over dead. I think she has another another something in her. She's pretty high up on the list. She's she's a few more. She has the which we are alone or but there's more? Alright, we just gotta keep going. Yeah we do, because we're singing high school now. But I don't regret. There's got to be more to life. Stacy Rico, thank you for putting this on the list. You're welcome. I mean Christian legend.

She was so Christian. She really could sing though, Yeah yeah Christians. Yeah, Christians can sing culture. I don't want to. It's ruler culture number seven eight. A Christian can sing more than that later, But stuck is a great song. Stuck on you, I hate you, but I love you. I can't think it. Yeah, how Stacy are I don't fucking recognize that? To even Na every said, but let me live, dude, that is signly. I want to be bad. Make bad looks so good. She's so good at being bad.

It's one of the baddest bitches. Yeah, she's bad. I always thought she was going to be huge. Yeah, probably did too, got it got really crowded, you know, probably did it? Did? I think she's fair better today? Will I come back? There's a there's a willows a willow shaped space for you. There is there is there's a willow hole. Will we want you to look? We want you guys? Can we keep moving? Yeah? You gotta be

you got to be bad. You got any wise, She's so right, she's so right, She really got she had something with that, goddamn. Because women have to be everything. You speak to that as a woman in the industry, woman in the industry, you have to be bad, You have to be bold, you have to be wiser honestly though, you really do. And then he turned forty and they forget about you. Oh my god, we know that's not true. Very season three now streaming. Perfect Day Hoku Christian Ho

that's her full name. Yeah, I didn't know that until the second And although is it possible that you've said that on this podcast before we were talking about on the podcasts about I think that I have heard that. So Perfect Day. So she's sort of has two songs of note Perfect Nothing in My Way, which appears here, and then also um Icontly from the film snow Day another dumb blonde, Oh snow Days. All Right, that's okay, you never love me any way, and I think it's time.

Oh yeah, just move on. Yeah, Yeah, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right. This memory, God, he's got it. We've got to move on. Yeah, Number Come Clean remix Hillary Duff drug Alert. You're doing You're on a drug when you listen to this, hope so interesting, better be tripping wool oh. He's like, honestly, I don't think there's any better beginning of a song. Then let's go back back to the beginning, and then then back to when the Earth, the Sun, the stars all alive

like Hillary Duff, like truly being like select cosmic profess vibe. Absolutely, yes, that's what she is. In this song. You can picture her waving her comes around like she's like the rain for the tropical Rain for okay. Number one overlooked songs, So thank youst listen and a lot of her popular songs don't appear. Sorry but a cool is I think it's trapped. Four on Love Angel music. Baby, It's one of my favorite songs of all time, and it has one of the best music videos. Such a good music video.

This is just like, this is one of those songs where it's like if you know you know, if you know you know. And she said blondes can be brunette and still ben Yeah, she did, and she was and she is she did, she was she about anything on cool just then cool? Know what I love in the second verse when she um when she says her last oh no, look cool, and there's like a tear in her eye in the video, you can hear the tier

and the tear in her eye in the video. You know that the second they called cut, she was like, she was like, yeah, I got it, I did it. I also wonder if she did that dirt with the track playing, or she did it a bunch of times in the wild. I love I want to know, Yeah, totally give me just give me, give me a moment when directed it, Yeah, hold on, that's giving us the finger. He's being Gwen. He's saying, give me a moment. I'm

getting there. You know what I love? I love I love getting to do a series where I got to do that because a couple of times. I do have to spoiler aler I did get to do that thing where I was like, yeah, I can see you doing that, like with with a hand up, just like looking at someone sort of noting like it's not a good time, and then having people be like and you're on camera

or you're like getting ready to do your scene. It was like I was like in the dressing room, I'm like listening to your song or whatever, and none of them and none of them were working. And then the reason I ended up being able to cry because I was so frustrated and upset that I wasn't getting there. That's good because that can really throw a wrench in the old wheels when you start getting in your head about yeah and then you're like like, oh, fuck me.

It wasn't like an honest, actual emotions like cass as long as it's looking like, yeah, um, I have a playlist on my phone for crying song you do. I want you to share it with me, and I want to see actually one of things. Yeah, I mean we could all use that. It's along. They don't always work every day, you know, so you kind of got to scroll through and you're like, h this one's not working. I kind of want to share the note that that andrew On gave me on on the movie, but that's

it's kind of a spoiler. Is there a way you can unspoil it? Okay? A sad I'm I'm going somewhere and he and I'm supposed to cry and he basically tells me, and like I was like producing and it was like it was I was like doing it. I was like, I was like getting it. I was like, okay, I think I'm doing okay, but then he comes over. He goes imagine looking back and leaving behind the person

you once were. It was like morning that and then immediately got and I was like yeah, and then I sobbing director that we worked with, um Desert Avon and I love that gave a similar note to a mind, like like the thing of like when when she sees this image of herself, she sees the girls she used to be and like and like and it really worked for her too, And I was just like, oh wow, like that's like she used to be mine of it all. Yeah, totally,

you know. Um So moving on from Cool, which really provoked an amazing discussion on acting and thank god thank you, Gwen. Um did you gave me just listen up? Yeah? She usten upon because number one twenty three is buttons and I have respected Nicole Scherzinger ever since too. That's when you started. No, I started during the pop stars. Oh but I mean like she was formidable, but but but Buttons.

I was. I was a little to like Parl Clutchy with Don't Chat, And then Buttons came out and was like, oh,

she's here to stay. And then stick when you came out, and it was like I remember I was, I was getting ready for school and I had music videos on because I used to like watch like MTV RVH one in the morning, getting ready eating breakfast, and stick what You came on and it was the Pussycats dolls, and all my mom had ever heard was like buttons and deep and like I don't give a book, keep looking them up with whatever um And the last note of stick with You, which is not this song, it's buttons

um when she goes on the sticky and then my mom goes, hey, she has a nice voice. And my mom literally she like like like looked up from like the whatever she was doing. She's like, hey, Hey, she has a nice voice. Why is she pussy cats all like she's making it work? Yeah, that's right. She was like, um, she was teaching us. She was teaching us. Hey, hey, she has a nice voice. Mommy, Christie, Christina, Chrissie, Katrina,

kat you close, you got it? Richie and Trina fancy fancy all very well looking back it was a summer return eighteen. I don't either, but this is like one of the one of the best, one of the songs, one of those songs. Great. If you know it's so well, you better be doing it in karaoke. You know what I mean, You better be doing karaoke. Immaterial Sophie, amazing song. I mean, we give it up beyond one my aunt's name, but that's neither here nor they're spelled differently, and I

don't think it's the same person. I don't think so either. I think you would know, because you'd be rich. Tina Marie is so famous, so famous, so famous and rich. Number one nineteen. A boy like that, Rita Mreino Okay, Ariana found dead. Oh my god, wait, A boy like that recently said a lot on this podcast when you had those two fucking dollar Oh my god. I think Aaron Ala said a joke like that, that saying it's

just that joke, it's it's a perfect opening to a song. Yeah, like that your brother and find another well not your own constick of your own can so we should say great version of that with um Ariana. No, um, yes, but not when I was bringing up it's Carol Burnett. Yes, yes, Oh my god. They used to do like musical like like mash ups, like like the fucking sixties. Oh my god, they used to do very Matt and Bowen stuff. Yes,

Caroline Burnett and Julian Andrews sort of got that. Yeah, they did this like Matt and bow They really they were like really, um, they understood it, you know, they were doing doing yeah lost cultures. Yeah, you're Carol, that's so great. That's interesting for me. I love you as Julie maybe, but you're a better vocalist, and Carol wasn't necessarily the better vocal but she Oh you guys, Carol and Annie Carol in any yeah, like formative life changing,

truly life changing? Did you? Was that one of your cultures? If my idea, and it's been brought up on this podcast, Yeah, if it wasn't it is? Do you know what I mean? I think now this goes back five plus years ago, my first time or something. But I think it was something like musicals or it would have. Yeah, Carol Burnett really like in Annie, really sort of broken open. Okay, you guys, we need to keep moving. Number one Christina Aguilera,

number Christina Aguilera, Number one seventeen Reflection Lea Salonga. Now, these are very some of our songs. The one is English, one is Spanish. One is sang by an Asian person, Kissess the Girl. I like that. I like that English, I like me why guess Yes? Oh my god, I'm so excited. Okay. Number one sixteen, Poor Unfortunate Souls. Carol, this is like a song that I think we take

for granted. And I implore you. I mean, We've got a lot of songs here for you guys to listen to readers, but to go back and listen to this. It is. It is perfect, sucking, flawless, hilarious, sounds good.

He tells a story. She is I just I just did kind of a deep dive on this song recently, really and and it was and I'm like blown away by right, yeah, think about the fact that, like, and also we should say shout out to Crystal Kungman Gooff's husband Rob who did the original character designed for Ursula, and then they found an amazing performer, Pat Carroll to embody that it's like one of those things where it's like you imagine that Ursula just sort of was it

always has been. That's what they had to create her. And Ursula is iconic. And also there is not a better And I know that Robin Williams as the as the Genie looms large as a charm song in Disney or I'm just meaning like vocal performance in a Disney movie. Pat Carol as Ursula is top three. Yeah, yeah, I agree, I agree. Oh my god, this song is part it's one of my favorites. It's one of my favorite songs. It's what it's what made me identify with the villain.

Like that's the they're the most fun, They're the most fun. Like James and Jomian has a joke that like, Ursula is like if all the Disney villains are gay, Ursela is like the lesbian bartender who's like you can stay for a drink, wishes the lipstick on just like body and what she said body language. It's so good. It's dr oh her body, her fucking body in that black that they can go who gossip is a ball is not to say I want I'll try to not. She doesn't let a single word go like she just dren't

avoided when they can. God, I really like all praise be amazing. Just I think I think we we take it for granted. Especially listeners of this pod are probably probably grew up with it, you know, like it was always in their life. It was never new. Give it,

give it a new listen. I know, I know we all know it's great and we all appreciate it, but I think there's even more room for appreciate, appreciate absolutely And speaking of when we're remember Once upon a Dream from Maleficent, this really did make me excited from Lefficent. When I heard this, Uh yeah, I walked with you. I was like, this is a great choice. It was a different Lata back then, and it was a really smart idea for them to go, We're gonna have Lona

sing this and have it be like Malefisent. You know, hello, Okay are you still are you still wrong? Okay? We're still wrong. Okay, so we're gonna a little swap. We have a little we have a little swap. So we have been we have been graced by Darcy Cardon. Thank you for coming in. You know how I feel about you. I love you both so much and and I want you to know that if pilates didn't go well, I hope that we can offer we can rekilter. You're off kilter really did good? Yeah? Um so but so hot.

So it's so crazy to seem in person because he's so hot. Know you've only seen him in a look hot in the trailer recently, not once, but twenty times over. Well, who is this person that we're even talking about? Um? Are we still rolling? Yes? Can you imagine if this was just are not rolling? We were a little bit. We're in a hundred fourteen on the list of three hundred, and we are welcoming in Jokim Booster everybody. Okay, I'm gonna readers see you soon, readers. Yes, a little hint, Hello,

Joe Kim, Welcome to Osode. I'm so honored to be here. And I honestly think like when people heard that Darcy was about to be swapped, I'm sure they were furious, and I'm sure like it's a people being like this is okay, it's me and then fifty people being like that instead. No, oh my gosh, we're We're all right. Everyone at home. So Joe Kim, you're you're joining us in process? We are, we are. We've just revealed that, oh my darth um, we are sort of soaring through

the three songs in the Great Global Song Book. We've revealed that it is a countdown. Um, there is going to be a number one song? Would you like to make Joel? I would love them? Okay, great? Can we fly in a cup? We're gonna fly in a cup while we say number We just did number one fifteen. Now we have number one. The worst in London. Angela Landsberry, I mean specifically in her career right now. She needs

to be reindigorated. You know what's crazy? She is still kicking. Yeah, Angela Landsbury is still very much around in here, but we don't talk about her and bring her back for all stars. She needs that, she needs that. I heard she does really well. I heard it's her. Well she comes back with the new the fillers and the sort of like you know, the work is really fresh. But the good news is the for there it's going to

be a ballad the last top two. Um. So if you can't do any of her tricks a chance, she's a parking parker. That's Joel coming in for our three hundred. Thank you so much. I wouldn't have missed it for the world. We had Greta, we had Darcy, and now we have Joel. It's all stars. It's really all stars. Um okay, So moving on from London. Really my favorite sometimes Sweeney Todd, but now one thirteen Beauty and the Beast Angela Lansberry. Who could have done it better? Um?

Who did do it better? I mean ce Indiana? Who who did it in the in the live action? Emma Arianna, Arianna, Emma Thompson, Emma Thompson. She doesn't have the look. We love Emma Thompson. But Angela Landsbury it's sort of like quit the quality, you know, the quality she has? The quality she has the quality when this is the line off to the cupboard with you now, Chip, it's past your bedtime, so like you can't and no one else

can say that, pin Angela. There's also something to be said about like a song that sits like exactly in someone's like range, like Angela lands right like whenever she's like ever, just the same. You're like, is she going to get there? But she gets there, gets there? Wait? Who did the pop version though? For the remake? Was it Ariana and John? Mariana and John yea? Like why a man? Why a man? Why a man? Added ver because Petere Bryson and Selena originally did do it, so

I think that's what they were calling back to. Oh, just the same, surprised. Remember that like Tebow, John and town Legend people nailed people sounds like people sounds people. What is his name peple a bo peebo, Peepo Bryson sounds like similar? Yeah, lots for lots for we do? Was it was it? Who was it? Which of you? Which of you asked me to sing a song? And sino? I asked you to sing the Wizard and I in in Simlish. It is still recorded on my boyfriend's phone.

It is not in Similish at all, fully sung in English, but in the weirdest affect. I will find I will get it and the next time I'm on the podcast, I will we will play over the glasses because it is one of the most bizarre things you've ever done. And that's saying a lot. That's saying a lot. Well, speaking of bizarre, people might not see this one coming. Number one d twelve on the Great Global Song Book is Coraculations Baul. This is a song on the culture.

I love this great conragulate, you know, because it makes you feel good. Yeah, what is the um? What is the line that we love so much from Conngragulations? Um? Are you think you bring back my girl? Was already on the list. We spoke about Vaka with cramp very thank you and also she's going to go to the workroom. Think that's the line, but it's the contragulations. Did rank above bring Back My Girls? Yeah? And better than I'm a Winner baby, Like I would rather hear condragulations over

your winner. Literally as a sentence. I would rather someone say to me condragulations over your win when the movie comes out, Like if people are like condragulations, I would love that everyone. Please condragulations Coulas number one, number one eleven on the list. Do you know this is the song that I come out to when I do clubs because um, I like so I swep I swapped between Normandy's motivation and this, and it really depends on the mood that I'm in and how homophobic I feel the

audience might be. Yea, um, like when I'm in Orange County, it's What's My Age Again? Because I need to let them know that I like I can speak to their culture too. Yeah, They're like, you come in peace? Ye yeah right. I think the thing about What's My Age Again? Two is it is a storytelling song, and that's sort of that that it's a narrative, and that makes me feel like, where's where's the What's My Age Again? Musical?

Where's the movie? Oh that'll come? Kids today do not understand the way that they have access to porn and the way I used to have to jerk off to this music video because it was the closest to a naked male body I could access at the time. Yeah yeah, because they were always nude. But I remember at the time like not identifying as being attracted to any of them,

of the Blanky two boys. But now I am. I was, yeah, Tom and still am largely just any naked body, yeah right, right, right right right at the time, yes, okay, but for people our age fag it's our age. It was Sean William Scott for sure on that on that comment, what was it like teens? It was like seventeen or something, seventeen teen people or something. I remember my sister used to leave her seventeen magazines on the top of the toilet seat, not the seat, the back of the time.

And there was a there was a seventeen magazine where it literally went through the different underwear types for men, and there was a spreads like a like a photo shoot for each one. And I it's ingrained in my brain, like the brief. God. Yeah, I remember when we would go to like J. C. Penney or whatever, like a

Lord and Taylor. I'll just go to the just go to the underwear section and look at every all the And I remember, I think I actually fucked a men's health magazine, Like I fucked the magazine itself, like I rubbed my dick one amazing. So anyway, um, the next a hundred ten is Berlin Rodman a perfect song, just talking perfect artists, perfect artists talking to a friend about her time in Berlin. Please give it a listen, Please give it a listen. You know what should it be

on this list. Murder on the Stupid Bitch Express. That is not a song, and technically it is a podcast, but it is audio, that's true. I guess for a songbook we'd have to go to the Blue Ribbon panel about that. Can we have Megan and Abby start talking about that? They laughed, Oh yeah, we fired. I guess there's no one now to figure that Outdy nine Deathe Kyle, Wendy Williams amazing kind of dark though. You know what's really crazy how dark it's gotten since we announced the

nominations for the conte. I mean literally, this is sort of the reason that they didn't happen well or oh I forgotten now I forgotten forgot their happening there. We'll just have to find sort of a way around that, right, I think Wendy might have to lose all her rewards or maybe maybe when it'll be her first public appearance, Yeah, maybe that maybe she should host. I mean she's missing hosting. Oh my god. She claims an interview she can, but

she also refuses to be seen on those interviews. Number one hundred and eight. I don't want it all. Kim Petris sort of the song that introduced us all to Kim Petris, I would say so, and you know I got my straight sister into Kim Petris through this song. My first intro was Hillside Boys, so you you waited around the first It was Jared Frieder introduced me, so blame him for introducing me the Hillside Boys first. But it was the third day I lived in l A.

And you were there. You got it. Yeah, that's very Jared to be like you. Side boy Joel has a new home. Have you seen it yet? Now you're coming to mention tonight. Hillside Boys, you call My Name Number one D seven a song that's been performed on this podcast many times, often badly, sometimes well sometimes well let me be your Star by Katherine McFee and Megan Hilthy. Truly, I always literally just at the Acoplex where you sang it live for the l A audience, remember that, did

we sing it there the go? It really all matters if you can just start it correct. It is crazy to me because I always, always, always I get that vocally you are singing the parts that are appropriate for you, But in terms of type I always have it swapped in my head. You are Ivy and you are Karen Karen to me, to me, I think at the time, at the time, it was not that way. Yeah, you go big titty. He has Katherine McFee today. Yeah maybe, yeah, I don't know. I really feel like we could switch

your but you're but I think Joe's ultimately right. Yeah, I think I think you're the You're like the bombastic. Here's what I think you have more vocal brass you you know, yes, you do? You are. Flashback to a girl that's you. I'm in my mix. You just did it. I'm in my mix. You're both and that is just hung Its awful. I can't I can't here. I'm gonna try. Okay, faity on a girl with a hunger for fame that is Karen in the face you you would love to

be Ivy. Flashback to a girl with a song in her heart and she's waiting to start the advengere the fire are and this is huge. Extreams come alive. They fill her, so she's in control. Okay, and I'm Angelica Houston and Joel's angel Jennifer Hudson. This is actually a huge moment that Joel flipped it on us. I mean, I'm interested in exploring I think it calls for another performance. There we go, alright, Number one hundred six, eighties Mercedes,

Baron Morris. Congrats, Marion, you've been on the list a second time. Eighties Mercedes. We've we've spoken at length about it. A perfect song, A perfect song, one oh five. Great, by the way, thank you. Sometimes I don't like it when you you have people on that I'm not friends with personally, but this was a great And who knows you might be friends with Marion personally. Hear that already? Five? What dreams are made of? Tricia Patis. Let's move on

Natalie's rap. Natalie huge moment in culture, major moment in comedy and music culture. I mean early Lonely Island, early um digital short culture, early starlet being able to laugh at or it was Pixie Cuck culture. It was for Vendetta culture, its tour culture. I never thought I was a role model. Such a good line. I never said I was a role model. All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick it portman, motherfucker, drink

until I'm sick. Oh my god. It's such a brilliant line though, Like the like the song, like the Lonely Island. Songwriting was so good, like um uh, slit your throat and pump nitress down the hole. Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh. You die and all my dudes you know, you know what I'm talking to you. We love your Natalie. I want to fuck you too. Pete's Portman, Pete, it's supposed to your dog for fun, so don't push me. Really good one or three Private Girl Natalie Portman has

Celeste in box Lux. Really it gets lost, deeply underrated movie. To me personally, I find it's upsetting. Yeah, it is upset. It starts a setting, but I think it gets less upsetting. I mean it really starts the Marquee upsetting scene happens up top, and then from there it's a fun wrong. It really is a trauma linger, does you know? My biggest problem with the movie is that the end concert is so not It should be full Gaga, and they

it's not. It's bad. They are on that he does not respect pop music, and but the writing of the pop the actual music is good pop music. Yes, what other movies like that, Oh Stars Born? Yeah, they were compared to each other often, but I do think I would I've listened to the vox Lux soundtrack more than I've listened to with stars. Really yeah, I've listened to the Josey in the Pussycat soundtrack more than any of those. Well, I can tell from what's coming up on the list.

Number one ride Clay Aiken. What a what a great singer, an amazing singer and a perfect Christmas voice. Are you guys watching him reckon eye all this season? It's really good this really, I would say it's the best it's been since a while. It is the best of the Katie era, its certainly, And you know, I love the voice. I'm a voice to stand house down boots. But I will say I think that it is sort of flipped.

I think the voices sort of run its course. It's not getting the talent, well they only They also only do one cycle a year now, which is a bad bad sign that they're not putting. They're not pumping out three a year. Um, it's a bad side for the voice. But check out, hey, everyone out there, check out American Idol on a on ABC was hosted by Ryan Seacrest, starring Katy Perry, Lionel Richie, and Luke Bryant. I was gonna say Dirk spent like I have not watched in

so long. Number one Bitch Brooks iconic song. I mean culture turning. I hate the world today owning the words to me, I know, and I can't change height a VH one like power vhe Yeah, this was this really was like it was. It was. It was giving woman who had enough, woman who had a record deal and enough. But it leads perfectly into the chorus like I'm a bed but I'm a little minute. Everything all roll into one like it. It takes you perfectly into the chorus. Yeah,

this is a good karaoke song. Please prowd please them. And now Number one d is just jun A the voice of Pocahonas, the singing voice of Pocahonas. Rather, now did someone do a did Vanessa do a pop version of this too? Or just just color did colors of the wind? I don't think just a on the ribbon got the pop No, because maybe, like there's so many lyrics that are so specifically about coco Um that I don't think it would it would translate on like Z

one hundred. Yeah, the whole world knows. Who Oh, he's one of the most famous icons. You know, it's interesting about these Disney musicals that are coming out now versus then, is that the pop versions of those songs were the ones that charted and did well. And now no one remembers the Demilvado version. Nobody remembers who's saying, um, how far all go? Like, I can't even remember. Yeah, nobody remembers that, Yeah know what he gives a ship anymore? Yeah.

I think that what people want is truth, and what people want is performance and commitment. And we don't talk about Bruno that there's no pop version of that, is there? No? Because I get what they don't need to be. They threw Megan the Stallion on the on the Little Oscar's remix. We don't talk. We don't talk about oscars. Yeah, we don't like So that is that's going to um and Part two, Part two. Uh, this is our Thursday episode.

This is part two of the Top three hundred Songs A The Great Global Song Book, Lost Cultures Presents Songook Songbook. I've had momossa a minute. We're drunk, and we've we've been recording for five hours, five hours, and you've only made it one. We're gonna fly through tomorrow Tomorrow when we see you, guys. We're gonna fly through it. We have ninety nine more and we're gonna make it okay.

We'll end every episode with the song I'm a bit, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a say I do not be in a shade. I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between. You know what? Any other way? Good instinct to end with the ending yeah song, thank you, good bye bye,