"SVMMER of KVNT" (w/ Sudi Green)

the show prior. I have to say that this. They were selling it pretty aggressively, and they were already selling it aggressively, but I didn't know that I was seeing the show that would make me excited about theater again, period, point blank. And I say this. I saw it the night after I saw Into the Woods on Broadway, which is also fabulous. But if I had gotten to my head had to choose one show to see again in

the damn heartbeat, I would see tit Tchnique. That being said, Sarah Brellis was sick, but I got the leading lady of my dreams with Marlon Mindel as Celindon herself. This show is the funniest ship I've ever seen. It's the music is unbelievable. If you were a Celindon fan, Oh my god, where does my heart being now? Tri Lanka? Um, but you have to go see the show Bowen, I'm imploring you. I can't believe I didn't get to see it with you. That would be that would have been

my dream. I mean it was, it was. It was unbelievable. I'm so happy you went. And gosh, it just looks like the best time and I have been. Okay. So Matt and I were not aware of the Marlon Mondel Colors of the Wind video until very resonly, and it is no and I showed. I showed it to our guests at the airport on our way to Europe. More on that later, but it is hands down the funniest ship I've seen in the last and my whole life. I think it's one of the funniest things I've seen

in my entire life. Did you know that? Um, that video actually appears in many a drag queen mix and my friend, our friend Dave Mazzoni, who I took to tight tchnique, said oh, because I showed him the video as well before we went to give him context for what we'd be seeing, and he said, oh, I've seen this in a lot of drag queen mixes, and now I know it's intentional in comedy. I thought it was just some woman who was playing Pocahonas in a real production,

absolutely doing a bad job. But no, you everyone has to YouTube Marlon Mindel Pocahonas and then get your ath Sea Titanique if you're in New York, period, period period, And then saying, my sister, how are you good? I mean, I literally just touched down back in Los Angeles again after what feels like months in New York. Um and just traveling and now this is the first time sitting here, just enjoying the solitude, the silence, the beauty that is being with, asked me. And I'm loving it and living

for it. But I have gotten some culture. I mean Into the Woods fabulous again. Like Tit Technique is the show you have to see if you're in New York, but Into the Woods are close second, absolutely outstanding production. Um and uh yeah, no, I'm good. I'm happy to be home. And how was your euro trip? Well? I think I would be remiss to mention it without our guests, without bringing our guests in everybody readers, it is the fifth annual Summer of count episode special. How do we

stylize this like that five five year r? No, No, I got it, or that that is an option? I know I didn't need to shoot that down immediately sort of the sort of the clearest option. But you did shoot it down immediately. That's what you did. What I mean V which is romanum erroo for five s V M M E R of k v N T like that. I like that a lot. It's not it's not it's not rolling the five that you sort of back door, you know what I mean? It's anal sex version of

it's ALTERNI it's queer, is what you've done. Absolutely, should we talk about anal sex? I don't. I don't, I don't think. So let's talk about anal sex quickly before, because I know our guests has dabbled in it but certainly hasn't done it. No, I will, well, okay, And I distinctly remember her sort of exploring anal sex. Maybe I'm gonna put a timeline on about four years ago because it was a new pressure point her words, not mine, new pressure point. This is right when kavanag got confirmed.

It's a hard time for hard time for the world and the culture it was. Yeah, I mean I think that might have been that might have led to the version. Do you want to talk about anal sex? Why? What's on your mind? I am and had it recently and it really has done a number on my on my Okay, No, let's be transparent about that. You have it, let's be transparent about this. I had it. I had it at

my own house. Hmm. Okay. Do you when you bond him, do you get that weird feeling of like needing to pee but but you don't actually to be It's just that your prostate has been sy stimulated. But I think it's the I looked it up. It's the angle. It's not the You gotta get it at the right angle, otherwise you're gonna get your prostate inflamed and then you're gonna feel like you need to go to the bathroom

all the time. But but nothing comes out because nothing's there. Well, one thing I just want to say, which is sort of an a to c off what you're saying, and then we'll return right back to it. But after you have sex, go to the bathroom. P P. P after you come, you have to pay. Seriously, don't go to bad. That's how you got a U T I. So that's

one thing. Two absolutely angles are percent of thing like I actually think when I'm when I'm riding a dick bottoming, I feel like a damn porn star on my back. It feels like very painful. Sometimes you can feel not so good and your pep that you you said that out of a medical textbook, my friend Grey's Anatomy, Grey's Anatomy. Anyway, it's summer Cunt five and our guest is truly one of the three. I mean that you can't even talk about the three without talking about the guests. You really can't,

because there's just the three doesn't exist without her. It truly is the three. And you know her, you love her unless you don't. She is one of our very best friends. She used to be a writer at s Now. She wrote on this past season, if if I love that for you, A great show, A great show. She's

all around an icon, let's say, has now relocated. We're gonna hear a little bit about that, I mean, and has just completed a euro trip with One Bow and Yang, a cohost of this very podcast, and there's much disgust and I'm so happy. I can't wait to hear all about it. I really can't. I'm so happy to bring her into this fold, into Summer Cunt five. Oh, I have a good feeling all there's always some truth and

honest such a good thing. Well, I we hope so right, it's going to be truth and honestly in this one. We do and we just smile on my face, big smile on my face really quickly. I do think Matt and I should announce our spinoff series on Instagram Live. They are officially called the Honesty Zone. It has no they'll be honest Zone, it has no affiliation officially with ass called Thurees Desk, but it is me and Matt usually yes, so we're both super honest about everything going

on and not afraid to talk about any subject that's true. Now, without further as you, please welcome our esteemed guest for the fifth Animal Summer Cunt Special. Welcome sing Hi, Hi, my friends. I can't believe five years, five years, five years of count? Can you believe it? Five years of count? Our count is returned, Our kindergarten turned out is going to kindergarten is like our country now our count ways about forty pounds. A count is like repeating, you know,

curse words. We say, you know, it's just like that, and then you're like it's okay, like they're going to watch it on TV. Anyway. My can't can't read yet? What about yours? My count is really ahead of his reading level. He's he's he's reading it a sort of fourth grade level. I would say, can we actually can we actually I was gonna say, I was gonna say, Mike can has been given the finger in class? Can we actually say? Was that this is this is a

good round? Robin. Was there a thing that you started doing at like age five that was troublesome that maybe had to get a note sent back to your parents or did you have a quirk? I want to hear everyone's five year old quirks. Birthday of summer of kunt I'll start by saying I started saying the words damn, hell and ass and giving the finger to my classmates.

And my kindergarten teacher, Mrs Smith had told me. She said she gave me a note and she said, this is a note to tell your parents how well you've been doing in a class, go home and get your parents. And I went home and gave it to my parents. They sat me down on the bed and read it to me. And it was my teachers telling my parents how I had been saying the words damn, hell and ask and giving people the middle finger. Sucked up. That's

actually subterfuge. Okay, that's the question, and that was hardcore. Teacher, teacher, I have an answer. Okay. My behavior, unfortunately, was pulling down my pants and like flashing people at like, oh my god, non school. But like like you know, like you know, when all like the Chinese families would get together, I think I got in trouble a couple of times. It was. It wasn't that often, but there were at least two times when like someone like my parents had

me side. You can't do that, right, because you can't do you think it was? Did you think this was about you wanted to show people your high nie as we called it, dig forward. It was penis forward. You wanted everyone to see your penis a little and my hinnie too. It was I was verse clothes. Kids don't like clothes like naked all the time. Please thank you, Yes, I think that tracks are both you and I Bowen.

I'm surprised Bone you have one because Bone and E's narrative is that we were very well behaved kids, because I want to say I wasn't a well behaved child. You don't have one. There was nothing about you that was sort of special, beaten past, that was like you a part of like an interesting child. I mean in kindergarten, which I guess is like five, my favorite color was black, and I would wear a lot of black and didn't. But but I mean, like I was really I mean,

boys are weird. Boys are weird and they do weird stuff, and I just feel like girls are social girl. Suddenly we're stomping around and the binary is very real here in the chat. Girls are normal, boys are weird. Okay, well that is the only binary that I subscribed to that is that. But what bond do you remember? Um? When there was like we're Paparula are a musical. I mean, we don't even have to explain at this point the

Scats group that we all used to be in. We were waiting in the Charleston airport and Matt You and Amanda Schekman and I'm pretty sure, Like Tessa Scara all sharing stories of when you were nightmares to your parents and like would throw tan trumps and I would do this, and I would do that, and you were sharing story after story, and Bone and I turned to each other and I I never acted like that. I was a

very well behaved child. I will come clean and say that I was certainly a problem tild in some aspects. I was giving that I was yelling at my parents. That's because they were acting crazy too, Yeah, for sure. And I like was smoking weed in every corner of my hometown, like from about like sixteen on, so you see. And I didn't touch the stuff. I didn't even touch the stuff. Okay, I didn't touch off until so college,

when Study Green famously introduced marijuana into my life. Did you you introduced it to Matt You're the one I smoked him out for the first time. That was kind of my thing. Wow, I she got me in a room, she cornered me, She very much cornered me. She barricaded the door, and she forced me to do something that made me feel and it shaned. And I've never been the same the way you took to it. My favorite thing, why have. I have a classic pisces with an addictive personality.

I'm actually sitting here literally, I've started to feel physically itchy that I'm not getting stoned because there's weed right there? Should I? Well, can I tell you? I do it? Why not do it? Why not? Are you? Are you not going to I'll take a little, I'll take a little edible pick up my sister from the airport, so doesn't doesn't smoke weed anymore, she doesn't watch housewives anymore. She's suddenly like, you know, change, just not really you know what I mean. Wait, dude, he's not on Bee

Wheel anymore. That's the biggest change. That's the change that that affects the most immediately in my life. I'm not a real and I just skipped two days and now I don't even get the notifications, which is what I like about be real. I stopped to be real because it was still making me feel bad, like really like I just like saw a couple of posts and I was like, well, I'm jealous of that. Well, well you

shouldn't be following those people. Then. That's what I like about being real is that it can be such a cultivated atmosphere where it's just like I've kept my circle and be real so small. So it's just the same idiots doing the same ship. I will say. The one thing I don't love about it is it does just become if you are having like a boring life for a few days, like it is just you sitting in

the same room with window wearing the same shirt. Like I was embarrassed a couple of days and be real when I was wearing the same shirt and a few pictures and I was like, oh, people don't know that. I'm not even like washing the chair. No one's clocking it. But then again, that's the point. That's the point to be real. The point is to be real famously famously. But yeah, I guess Study is not smoking mean anymore. But this is the thing Study and I did not

have access to marijuana was too weak. Such a bummer. How many times on the trip where we like, God, I wish we had edibles right now. And I don't like this narrative that I don't smoke weed anymore. I just don't smoke it alone in my house a lot anymore. Okay, superior ass It's not a superior thing. It's like me being old and and and and then sense if nerd thing like you know what I mean, it's me I'm getting lamer. But didn't you tell me that you've been

getting more anxious after smoking it? That happened. That happened when I started working at US and l I was like a functional stoner my entire life all throughout my early twenties. I started working at US and now smoke the same weed at night. My heart is like in my eyes, you know what I mean? That feeling and then like I think it was just like more stress in my life. I'm a big like weed activates whatever

mood I'm feeling. So if I'm like with friends and I'm giggle gus, then it's going to be with us. If I'm on vacation and I'm in zen mode, then it's going to be zen mode. It's gonna be I love to be like high on the beach. That's kind of It's a vacation moment for me. But no rules. Also no rules, I mean like who knows, who knows. But there were so many moments on this trip we're student and I were like, God, I wish there was

weed to enhance the experience. Okay, so and you've mentioned the words the trip, and this is what I'm interested in. So I purposely was not like bugging you guys a lot, because I knew you were having a fabulous time and we were in different time zones, so I never knew when it was like dinner time, etcetera. And I knew you were having a fabulous time from the photos that were shared. And just really, I'm going to say it the word the vibes that I was feeling. It felt

like a very good vibe on the trip. So I want to know highlights if you had to pick like between three to five like highlights, stories, moments I want you to share with not only me, but also the readers of the podcast about what we're gonna call Sudi and Bowen's Big Trip Study. Do you want to start? Okay, Well, first of all, I have to say that one thousand times we said we wish Matt was here, and you did send me a picture of a cocktail that I

would have enjoyed. Honestly, most of the time was when we got a cocktail, because okay, we were This will be my number one highlight because it involves you, because this is something I wanted to talk about on the because it's something that you said that now runs through my brain rent free as a kid. It's very funny ny. Okay. So when we were in Mexico City, we were sitting the first of all, Okay, I don't think that was when you guys talked about Mexico sitting on the pod.

You did not mention Mo and I once you're talking about. Absolutely, you didn't say the names. You didn't need that much detail on Mexico City. I would say, I think I think it was like the New Year and we were like, oh, it's fun, let's move on. It was very overwhelmed by COVID. I'll say that, Oh yeah, you had covid. Okay, forgetting I just had to get that off my chest. Um,

clearly I have been thinking about it. Um. Okay. So when we're in Mexico City on the trip that four of us were on, um, we were sitting at this like a bar in the middle of the day, kind of after shopping, and Matt ordered this like special drink at the day, which was like this mes cal cocktail that came in was like gorgeous. It was purple and it came in like a little flower pot almost like literally remember that one. I remember where we were drinking it.

I remember everything about that. And the waiter puts it down, Matt drinks it, and he goes, this is good. I'm going to have three of these. Yeah, this is good. I'm gonna have three of these three every cocktail on this trip. Yeah, yeah, every cocktail trip. I would drink and I go, this is gonna have three of these three because that is like and you have to remember also, just to give people readers rather a glimpse into what that situation was, it was very much a daytime moment.

So I feel that post shopping on a vacation, when you sit down to like enjoy an establishment, it's a good idea to have three cocktails if you're enjoying. It's just a good number because then it's like you're toasted. You can go back and nap before the dinner festivities or the evening portion of the day exactly exactly. And I love you and I love that you're a little um You're an enjoyer. You're just like a consumer and an enjoyer, and it's like, I just love that attitude.

You know, when you're at time with somebody and they're like, I'm only doing one or whatever, like so boring outset. I just feel like, why limit yourself at the outset? That doesn't make any sense. You know who else enjoys me for that reason. Restaurants, servers, waitresses with the girls who need the economy to keep going. Economists love me for this economy. Residence, people that people that closely watched the stocks, people that run nations. They love that I

come to their nation and I buy their cocktails. It's a cultural exchange. It's anthropological what I'm doing. Gorgeous. It's gorgeous. Okay, that was my highlight, Matt Bon My highlight was that can't be the highlight? Does I'll do another highlight? I just want to include do you you know what I mean? Thank you? Highlight was having Celestium there in London, So the two legs of the trip or London and then

Mayorka and Celestium. It happened to book a trip. Well, they heard that we were going and they were like, I'll go to actually, but don't worry about me, like I'll get my own room. Like our plans don't have to align exactly, like whatever we can like give each other space. I just want to go to see theater, they said. But then we ended up just hanging out with him the entire time we were in London, and it was it was truly a joyful, joyful moment. It

was bliss. Put your hearts up, your hearts up, put your hearts up. And then okay, this the saying is, put your hearts up, put you put you, put your hearts up, and you do you do that the handheart, Yes, celestim TM, put up, put you up, put you up. It's really good. It really so many phrases, so many words entered the lexicon. Put you up. You have to tell Matt about about you know, well, it is it fair to talk about Neva beine? Oh never been? Yes? Okay, no,

I will talk about it. Okay. So I was, uh, this is not did not happen on the trip, but then was big on the trip? Am I telling the origin story of never bean? Oh? Lord? Okay, well I'm saying is that? Okay? Is this okay to talk about? Yes? A girl asked me a propos of nothing, what Israel was like? And she said what's Israel like? And I said never been? Because I was so shocked that. I don't know where because I guess I went up to you. Yeah, she thought you were Jewish. That's what it feels like.

She's like a friend of a friend, do you know what I mean? It's not like a complete stranger. And I'm like adding my soda and she says, what Israel like? And honey, I looked at her, never being, never being heard, a lot of things, never being um. First of all, even if I was Jewish, that is a psycho thing. Completely say that somebody completely that is crazy. Um. Never bean was huge. Yeah, so actually kind of. We went to Mayorca land in Memorica. We say, oh, look at

Mayorca is so beautiful. Yeah. Never been. Never a pizza very close by, never been never Valencia, never been anywhere other than the resort. Never been. Oh really was it ever? A very resort heavy trip to explain and describe the resort. The resort in Majorca was in port port uh porto er Sawyer on the northern coast along a cliff, a gorgeous resort. Jamera and we had one day where we left the resort to go to a beach club on

the southern coast. Everybody told us although every local told us it's you'll get a taxi back, no problem from the southern coast, we said great. I booked a car to get us from the resort to the beach club, but I did not book a car on the way back because everyone said booking taxis is easy, and Sudie

and I said, we believe you. Basically, long story, short is it took us three hours to get back to the resort after we had left the beach club at seven pm, because we had to take the bus into the city and then from there basically wait about a half hour for a cab. That was It was truly, it was God's way of punishing us for having money and enjoying ourselves on which we deserved. Which we deserved, We deserved it. It was like a fabulous beach club experience.

Shout out to Andrew Law who told us about this beach club. And we're sitting on the beach and we're swimming in the sea for the first time, and it's it's we're next to fancy British people and gorgeous German women next to their gorgeous daughters. I saw so many women in their fifties with their hot daughters and they were both hot and it was crazy and it was awesome and men very von tussle. Oh, it was von TuS Es everywhere. Two flat stomachs. You couldn't tell one

came out of the other, you know what I mean? Right, anyway, so we go from this fabulous experience, cut to us on the bus. Silent, silent, because silent there. I will say, there's nothing more stressful than than being lost in a foreign country. You don't speak the language and you don't

understand the transportation, and it really was quite stressful. And I would say that um Bowen was being father travel and he was on the directions on his phone figuring out where we need to go, kind of every step of the way. There was a lot of huge father travel moments where he was just kind of like making sure that the family went this way. It was huge, was happy to That's that's one of my that's one of my gay powers. There's a list of gay powers.

I think mine is tells time quote unquote, but that also applies to like maps and travel and stuff. All three of us have our father travel moments. I feel like I was father travel in Mexico City and Matt's father travel in Disney, Yes, the city of Disney, the famous culture of Disney. Yeah, I am father travel there. I mean, you could call me father travel in Orlando and and I'm Granter area. It's truly, I mean, but it's it's it's very meaningful. The places you are father traveling.

It says a lot about you. It's love language being father travel. It's very true. Was was that the Highland? Did I say my highlight? Then? Does that count as a highlight? That was a huge highlight. Celestelest shout out to Selst the bus. The buses were air conditioned and they were clean, and that's which shout out to socialism really made a difference. Huh, because Europe had a famous heat wave the days you're oh, the British faces in the heat. This was fun. That was fun. They should

not be fat. It's their bodies, their bodies inside that their bodies are fighting what's on the outside. And it's a battle and your the equilibrium. The battle front is the skin and it's red and it's wet, and you see the burns and you go, this is why colonial colonization is bad. You shouldn't have been there. I mean for millions these places for millions. One of the reasons exactly. And it was bad. I mean it was like a hundred degrees a hundred and three degrees when we were

in London. However, I will say that, like because Bowen and Celeste and I have all experienced that time in New York. That is just like garbage. You're on this you're on the surface of the sun, and the sun is garbage, like those disgusting weeks in the summer in New York. Like, I'm not gonna it wasn't it was. It was. It was bad. It was really high. It was miserable to walk around. But we could handle it. We had been there before. Some of these folks can't.

And some of these buildings can't because they're they're old and they don't have central air. Yeah, I mean, I think that was really the what was jumping out as the real issue was that they're just not used to it, and that the buildings don't are not built with the idea of withstanding that type of temperature and weather. But I feel like, yeah, I was never worried about you guys there because I understand that you guys have been through the hell hell whole, which is New York. There's

no other way to describe the city. It is hell. I am very upset about having to return, Okay, I really don't like And that's me saying at the outside of a journey there, and I'll be excited to go in a couple of weeks again, but dieated at the end. No, I will be just because that's what happens, right, Like, that's that's everyone's relationship with New York. It's like, get me the funk out of here, and then Wow, can't

wait to return to the magic of a city. You can't wait to feel that energy outside and then you do and then you're exhausted and tired and feel like a slug and crawl off. I Okay, Study and I were talking about this. We were like, I was like, what I don't I can't even really tell what my sister Matt's journey with New York is in this moment, Like I'm like, is it that he likes going there in the summer, but like once the fall comes, he like runs back to l A. Would you know that? No,

that doesn't make any sense. Well, in July in August, New York becomes unlivable because of the humidity and the temperature. That's when I hate being there, unfortunately for me, in my schedule, in my life, that is when I am there this year. So I've been there all of June Pride month, and I think just like everything surrounding it just like really slapped me around. I also got really sick and I'm not all the way better untill yes,

still and I'm seeing my doctor on Thursday. But um, like and so like, I'm just like, it's not a good city to not feel good in, you know what I mean. Like summer, no, it's not comfortable at all, and so I've just been so looking forward to getting backer because it's dry. But actually in the fall is when I love New York, and I would I would go as far as to say, like September through December, I find New York to be excellent, magic and and

very comfortable and magical. And I even I even count all the way through December for that because it's so much you know, I mean Christmas and New York so or Grant, I'm Christmas King, so we we do love to celebrate that. It's every other month really except for that, I'm going to call it a forty eight hour period in the spring when it's nice. Um because of saying with me global warming. Now we actually don't have a spring in New York. We only have deep, dark winter

that seems to go right into the depths. So I will say both of you missed the spring this year, which was actually quite nice and quite extended extensive. It was it was like, I'm happy to do solid weeks, but that it is climate change, and it is like, oh fuck, were the were the British people sort of like talking about climate change? They call it the climate crisis, which it's it's very good, it's very great, would say

over and over again. It's some chic It's one of the chiciest words for the climate crisis that you can have. Can I just say, full full out London is I think my favorite city in the world. Okay, what it's great? I mean I love it, Matt, what is this? We'll go ahead and qualify that it's so lovely that people there's and and Celesti was pointing this out, like there's like like accessibility and like vegan options like these things, and like everywhere we went they were asked like if

they had any food allergies. I'm just saying, like it's like a very like polite place and like stood and I went to Bimini Bamboo Lash's party, oh really and early night out like like in a queer space, but it was everyone was so polite, people were so nice. I got bumped into and like people were like making eye contact with me being like sorry, sorry, would never happen anywhere in this horrid country, you know, I don't know.

I really liked it, and like there's just different there's different things to do, like just like if you want nature, you go to Hampstead Heath. If you want like something very urban you go to so like there's just there's just something something for everybody. I really, I really loved it and beat up Paris. I feel like you are going to be spending a lot of time there, Bowen. I just feel like it's gonna be It's gonna be bi coastal. But the coast is the other The coast

is inland. Is inland, babe. The coast is by the Thames River. That's what I'm talking about. And I definitely didn't call it Thames for one second. Well I correct you. I corrected you. In such a nice way. I just want to let everybody know. I knew it was Thames, but I forgot how it was said. When I saw it spelled, which is a lot of things over there, I know it really scary. I was so scared. Sometimes it's Lester Square, you fucking idiot. I don't, I don't,

I can't. That's that's that's a vulnerable spot for me, and I don't want to go there. Study knows, British, Study knows, Love Island's proper bottle. What's the crack? It's the crack. Crack is like I'm going to say, it's like, it's like, what what's up? Like? What what are we? What are we doing? What's the party? The Grafton gotta put my Grafton boots on? Graft end up? Um, did you guys end up seeing any shows with Celeste We? Okay, students, I don't even want to talk about it because it's

gonna set me. Okay. Basically, Suity bought tickets to go see the opening night of Sister Act starring Jennifer Saunders. Okay, and we're all so excited to go. Then Study gets an email a the day of saying the show has been canceled. We go what and then they said, you have new dates. They said, these are your new dates for the tickets, and it was on the day of the heat wave. So I thought, oh, maybe they're not doing it because it's a hundred and three degrees outside.

So I tried to call customer service to confirm because it was a very confusing email and it didn't pick up. And then in a panic because it was our last night we wanted to see a show. We bought tickets too Wicked, which was good, which was great, but then I called the Finally I got through to the people and they were like, oh, no, the show is still going on. That was a mistake email. And I was like, well, we're already about the tickets too. Damn Wicked. I wish

we had still gone. A sister act, I don't know I have, so I can't even go there. I can't even go there. I can't even Unfortunately, we're already here, and to keep talking about already here? So how was Wicked talking about Wicked? I'm fascinated by a British wicket. So British Wicken is exactly what it sounds like. It's

everybody's it's everybody on stage. Oh I'm not literally literally literally like in in the addiction of the singing, because you know, like you put on a Spice Girl song and they sing, they don't sing what the British accent. You know, it's like when British people sing, it sounds well, the Spice Girls aren't doing theater. It's actually at culture

number thirty girls aren't doing. But when you're doing theater and when you're taking a very well known American musical and adapting it for the West End, it is literally like um popular popular, I'll help people beat, Like what's a good example? Like um um? So if you cap exactly exactly exactly, She's slide. It was crazy. It was like it was when when she did when she did it at the end, it was like I was like

it was a clutching the hands moment. It was like she said, this is why you go to live theater because you can you're in the room with it, you can feel it. She was really good, really good, Alphaba excellent, alphabet really good, Glinda amazing, morrible, incredible, can really give when can really give, it can be an amazing experien She was giving great a title man, and she was she was fitting and she was delivering. It was great. Imagine morrible as Stepmom. Yeah, it was step Mom. Fierro

was left something to be desired. It makes it goo. Oh, I wish I could have seen Mr Norbert, you know, or Nick. I was watching the whole show being like, I wish I could have seen Nick Adams, Star of Fire Island as Fierro as he once was. I had never seen Wicked before. That was my first time, never seen. Um. I read the book because I read the book culture. Yeah, the book is very different. The book is very dark. Ela becomes like a murderer and there's like a baccanal happening.

It's like really dark. The musical like sort of like makes it for kids and like makes it like, oh, she was picked on at school, But the book is like the book is talking about how she becomes like someone who sucks the monkeys. Interesting, I don't remember her sucking the monkeys. Read it again, bitch, okay, bitch again? Bit did you read a bitch? I started for me to know and for you to never know. That's actually the expression you never now. That's that's really good anyway, Um,

I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed going to the good Time, And it really is at this point like doing Wicked sucks as a musical, you know that, right, like you yes, but was like who cares? Like like, no, I'm saying any any super talented person is gonna be a who cares in a fine and a bad show. Period. It was. And also it's not like Jennifer Saunders just

coming out there playing Dolores man Cartier. Well, the thing is, the choices were between Wicked and and Juliette, which is the Max Martin Jukebox musical, which one like all the Olivier Awards. Oh, I love that, and I I agree with Studio. I kind of wish we had seen that

instead Wicked. Not that Wicked was. I still enjoyed my theater going experience, but I would have loved to see something fresh because because because because the thing that I said to Leston Study was it is at this point such a thankless job to be in that show, to be in Wicket on the West End, like you know, fucking like twenty years in almost yeah, there was a million empty seats and we're sitting in front of a six year old boy who kind of has the score

has just sent a mom's lap like yeah, like kind of laying on two seats, kind of like I'm board, truly, like truly like no, like the audience giving them nothing, no laughter or no anything, no applause except for like obviously like after defining gravity, and it was very cruise ship. It was very cruise ship. That's the vibe, thank you, And so that's what made me go, I wish I was seeing and Juliette like something where everyone in the

audience is excited to see it on some level. I mean, I hate to break it to you, but like that's actually the majority of stuff. That's what you can pay the scene now, Like I have seen in a ton of stuff all this year since I've been in New York, Like I sort of made it a point to be going to a lot of shows. And I hate to say this, but I didn't see anything really good until Saturday night when I saw Into the Woods and then Ti Technique the next night was like thank fucking God.

I was like that the show deserves everything because it's just fun and it's also people singing and loving what they're singing and going for it. Instead of being like like, Hi, I'm out here and I'm really nervous to be doing this. It's like I'm singing in a protected way and I'm

just like okay. Like I meanwhile like tight Tannique, They're like they're they're truly going for it, like I'm really really really loving like And also it was in the old theater, like it's it's called um the Asylum, and it's just so cool what they've done with that space. You could tell the everyone was like really caring about the show that was happening there, and it was just really nice to see the space given the love and

also with performers that were loving being there. And if you can go see it in that space, it's really something special because that space is special. I've seen some of my favorite art. They're going back all the way. I texted Aaron Jackson about it. I was like, Wow, you really undersold um Tight technique. I don't think I've

laughed that hard in this theater since Identical Twins. It was just so fun to be back there and like it is such a special space where there's so many memories and it's it's just nice to see something good there it's psycho when a theater is not a functioning theater, which is actually so many theaters because theater is underfunded. But like, how many times have you performed in a place where it's like you show up and it's like, okay, well we don't have the audience is fully lit, uh,

and you're dark and um they can't hear you. They can only see you and you've screened the whole time, and it's like, okay, well, like now it's my time. That is everything. That is everything. It's a place where we can put props. Absolutely, it's backstage, but there's a lot of exposed nails. Okay, what's that smell? Decompose rat it everybody. I actually was when I when I worked at the Emmy's we were doing the opening number of the Emmys, which I've talked about in the show. Is

one of the most traumatic events in my career. And one of it. One of it was one of it was they said to us, people cannot enter an exit.

That was seriously something that they said. They were like people not people cannot enter or exit because the way that these like screens moved across the stage, that was like their whole effect it took like three minutes for them to fully open and close, and so they were like everybody starts on stage and it's on stage the whole time, and we kept being like yeah, no, and like writing writing entrances and exits, and then the director would be like, what are all these entrances and exits?

I told you those those were at the Emmy's, at the place where they honor television. I will say that I think that this is like a uniquely Emmy's aside in terms of like be performing comedy or any kind of theater. Let's just say, like any d I Y performance effort, like doing it in the US is a nightmare usually any city you go to, except I would say any time that we've done stuff in Canada, I think it's been much nicer funding baby funding, No, no, no,

but that that's what yeah. Like, as you said, that was like, oh, that makes total sense, because I can't like in Vancouver, man, and I didn't. I don't think so, honey, at the JFL West and there was really like there was a great little rock venue, but they had like a green room with like a stocked fridge at least, you know, and Toronto it was through the sketch Fest air and like the theater there was really nice I remember, and like just I don't know it was like funded

by the government. And then in Montreal for GFL, it's all like such an it's such a better operation. We're like you wish that you had this everywhere. You don't realize how much nobody gives a fuck about anybody in America until you leave it for like one second, like truly, I mean, like it's crazy, how how how it's mad max over here in so many ways. Well it's like literally listen to us talking about how it's like, isn't

it a shame? Like the comedy theaters are not well stocked when the fridge and like people can't get a monkey pox vaccine like like you out, it's like it's actually so fucked, Like I mean, I haven't been angry like this, I think, actually you know what it was like I was one of those fools that allowed like the first you know, a couple of years now of like the Biden's Biden's presidency and like you know it feeling like COVID was get um under control to allow

me to feel less angry. And now I'm just fully completely angry again. I guess it's like, you know, the January six revelations of it all, and also like the fact that COVID is now resurgent again and that monkey pox is getting out of control, and that the way it's being reported is that it's an s t I

when it's not. And you know, the slowness to get vaccines out and get information out seems extremely reminiscent of like the late eighties when they didn't really want to or throughout the eighties rather when they didn't want to deal with like it because there was homophobia. And now it's like government officials are just so unafraid to talk about how they're homophobic, like today, Like, what's that fucking

idiot Lauren Bobert. I can't even believe she's getting real estate on this podcast, but she said something like Sodom and Gomorrah is trending, is that where they're having the d n C. And it's like, first of all, you fucking idiot, like she's trying to say something homophobic. It's like, if you actually read the Bible, the reason why Sodom and Gomora fellas because they were not charitable and we're not hospital doable, not because that there was gay sex

happening there. So like if you're trying to, like say, I read the Bible at L O L, you're like, let me use my homophobia as a joke, Like you completely missed the mark there. But then again, she's a fucking idiot to begin with, So I mean, what what's

the point. But it's just like it's just getting so much more blatant that they don't well, yes, and I think it's like obviously like their hatred of women is now extremely apparent, them a hundred fifties seven of them voting to like make it so that we can have contraceptives in this country or like whatever it is. I honestly like, it's just so fucking crazy. Um, but yeah, no, it's it's just been never more evident that it's hell here.

And it's what's been interesting is to at least see the generation like above me, like like or at least two generations about me, like my parents generation like I've seen like my dad acknowledging now, which is kind of like crazy, Like I think people that have like were even grew up in like a baby boom or generation like who were like, yeah, well, we're very free in America. We have a lot to be thankful for. Are like, nah, this American exceptionalism was never um was always a myth. Anyway,

we don't have to get into it. This is summer of con after all. It's not what Summer of cun is about. What is it about? Tell us about in the fifth year of summer of kunt It is about enjoying. Enjoying after a couple of summers of count that were tenuous, and Study and I kept saying to each other on this trip. And I believe this wholeheartedly. And I know this sounds so disgusting what I'm about to say, But with Study and I kept saying each other, we deserve this.

I stand by it. No, we can cut it out. I just keep it in. I we deserve it. I had not had a vacation in like three years. No, you hadn't you have? It's important to do, It's important. I also think you have had vacations bone you just you just don't know. You often don't think of them as vacation. I don't think of Fire Island as vacation. Necessarily. We went to Mexico City together you've had vacations. It's just that when you have when you allow other things

to mind, they don't. They're not vacations. Like you have to bring a vacation mind to the vacation in order to to have one, which is why I say, I like this, I'm gonna have three. See, I was not in that that mindset in the city. Unfortunately. I wish I was no. But I think you did a good thing for yourself phone, because you've been working so much and you were overwhelmed, and you carved out this time for yourself to like enjoy the fruits of your labor.

And I think that that is beautiful and something that like celebrate and be grateful for. And I think it's beautiful that you were able to start. Contrast to her saying you when you said you that you deserved to wrestle with you know what I mean, that's for studios. Well, I think that that is we we did pivot from kind of America burning down to we deserve euro vacation. And I just want to acknowledge that. I just want to acknowledge those two truths. Those can those are those

are sort of corollaries to each other. I believe that they I believe they must coexist. I feel like I have trouble. I have two modes. I have full like bougie spend it. I don't give a fuck, like uh, you know, I've made this money myself, like blah blah blah, enjoy and then that is always always counteracted with like call the d s A. It's always both. I just don't I don't know what is right and what is wrong.

I think it's some sort of balance in between, but like I can't help it, you know, Like I even got sad. This is so lame, Okay, but what I'm about to say, but like there was like an interaction that I witnessed when I was at that bone wasn't

there for at the pool at the resort? Oh yeah, And this family had come with like a day pass, and then there was drama with the day pass and then they were like, okay, well you have to pay for a minimum for like you know, each of the people that are here, and it was and then the mom was like okay, and then she went and like talked to her husband and then they were like no, that's crazy, and then they all left and they like packed up their stuff and left and it bombed me out.

That's so hard. That's my family a million times when I was growing up. Sorry, but go ahead. Meant if you don't know, then they will take advantage of you. And that like doesn't just happen in America. That does happen everywhere in the world, especially like a resort where it's like never leave, you know what I mean, Like when we when Bone and I were just in the Bahamas, Like, you know, they keep you there because they're very good at keeping you there, and there's a lot that's all inclusive.

But you also have to have the money for that and be know what to do with the money for that, and you have a plan like not like try going to Disney World now without doing months of planning in advantage. Just try just try to try to be a middle

class family. Try to be a lower class family that like bias tickets to Disney World and then gets there and then it's confronted with, oh, did you get on the app and did you make three reservations for dining time six months ahead of time or whatever it is, and oh, did you get on the fact if you don't have to, if you don't have the app and you don't have the fast past. You're not gonna get

on this ride. You might not even be able to know get on the line for that other hour long thing that's two minutes long and is a show, not a ride. It's just like pathetic. I mean that they've made it just so much more expensive. I just saw an article about it, about how how they've raised the

prices over the last crazy. Yeah, it's so like, like, okay, this is the thing though, Like I remember going to Disney as a kid and it being a really nice experience, but it was like my parents like spending every dollar they had and they were they still like we did not stay on the property. We like packed our in lunches, going in lovely and it was still a great time.

But but I did, even as a kid, had that sense of, oh, the best parts are like being kept behind some gate right exactly like for for another class of people totally, which is which happens everywhere in a lot of ways. But it is okay. But student student and I watched the Victoria's Secret documentary separately on the flight over, and I just finished the last episode today. But it's a three partter and I finished the third

part today. And and it is this thing and and this is the thing that they talk they talked about in White Hot in that Abercaban Fitch documentary. It's like, eventually people will stop going to a place that makes them feel bad. Yeah, And I just I just think that's all so a pre general rold soon and like and like it doesn't even gonna be fun anymore for like most people, I don't know, well, they're they're they're

the customer satisfaction has never been so low. And actually there's a lot of like descent within like the like really hardcore fan communities because I mean, the guest experience is just through the floor. I mean, it's it's really crazy. And they've they've now designed this new system, which is like the Genie Plus or whatever, which you have to get in order to like have perks at the park. And basically the way it's designed is to make it so that the lines are really really long, so that

you're not actually doing things. You're off shopping like or you're off like it's designed to be more of a mall than it ever was because they're officially only they're only about the bottom line. I mean essentially yes. And then so I remember, like you, I remember I went like to Disneyland like recently, and it's like, truly, it's over two hundred dollar or is like to get like a pass where on the weekend you can go to

both parks. So imagine you're a family of four, right, Like that's like a thousand dollars right there, just to get tickets. And then if you want to get on the good rides, you have to pay for this Disney Genie Plus thing or whatever, which is like, um, probably like fifteen to twenty extra bucks for each of those tickets, so that's even more. And then to get on the good rides, like the Rise of the Resistance ride that um, that's like you have to pay twenty dollars additionally to

even do that one. So it's like it's it's like now it's like dollars. And then you haven't even eaten, and you have to make sure that you get a reservation if you want to get table service, because there's not the space and like like there's limited kiosks for

the food, which is already super expensive. Never not to mention like like if you did want to buy merch or anything and lots of kids do like that's like like way way way up there, and then we haven't even talked about staying at a hotel, which is like, you know, much much more expensive than it's ever been.

And so it's just like at a certain point, I think more people are going to be asking those questions or they're just gonna lose out to their competitors like Universal, who in Orlando are now going to open another huge theme park within the next three years called Epic Universe, and that company still does offer perks like if you stay at certain hotels, you can use your hotel key

as in front of the line pass. So it's just like I think that Disney is just not understanding that it's about the guests and their experience and but but maybe it's not. It never has been. Maybe it's always been about the bottom line and they're just really good at selling that to us because they do it with

a smile, you know what I mean. Like that's the thing that's so I think dark about the Disney thing is because they sell it to you, but they do it with a smile, you know what I mean, Like it's a cult and that they're selling it to you every step of the way. I follow this woman on YouTube. Maybe have talked about her on here before, Angie bell Mayer, who's this Canadian I think that she runs. I've now kind of looked into her business a little bit. I'm

pretty sure it's a pyramid scheme. It's like fitness coaching, and she has like coaches below her anyway lands on the property. But it's like it's all occult. I mean like it's it's now I want to go to Disney. Well, that's the thing is, It's just like it's because we have expendable income and like we go and we also know what we're doing, and so it's not a problem for us. But when you go there, you are going to experience that thing that you experienced at the pool.

How do people navigate it? This is the other thing too, It's like how do people I'm bad at that, Like I don't even understand my credit card points barely, Like how do people navigate the damn system? That's that's a skill in and of itself, right, But well, especially when

the system is designed to confuse you. Yeah, so you get you get fucked up, and you don't use your benefits, not to be this person I'm thinking of, like a family like mine, like twenty years ago, going to Disney and trying to figure all this ship, like to like immigrant parents who like don't speak English as their first language, pouring over all this stuff and being like what what

the hell do we do? And then like you tell you tell your kids, we can't go on on that Star Wars right because it's an extra twenty that we don't really want to spend. Then like the kids are gonna fucking the kids are gonna hate it. I don't vacations are where some of the top family fights happen. Yes, that is the time when I was in the Heathrow airport and there are a lot of families, a lot of kids, Like I feel like the most kids I've ever seen in the airport. Everybody is on the naughty step.

It is. It is, it is screaming lectures, it is it is. This is yesterday when you were at the airport. Yeah, okay, so this like this. I was like waiting at a and it was actually like going to Milan or whatever. This dad has like the sit down with his two kids. He was like, Mom and I are going on holiday, come hell or high water. So if you're not, you know, they're on the plane. They have a ruled that if adults and kids don't behave, they won't let you on

the plane. So I will call like somebody or whatever to come pick you up, and mom and I will go on holiday if you don't behave, And the little girl starts crying and then the sun goes. You're never gonna do that. You're never going to do that. So high stress and like and they're paying all this money to go to Italy and it's supposed to be like, oh, family vacation, it's all bartering with your kid. It's all like, you know, unmanaged expectations. You don't and then like the

wife has to fuck him because it's vacation. It's not. It's just at home. You're like, we deserve it, but everybody else stay Like whenever I've been on vacation with a partner, it's like it's it's like ultimately, traveling is so stressful, and then you get somewhere and it's like okay, right, sex, okay, all right now, let me just crack my knucles and get in the vibe for this because sex, alright, yes, sex that's something I'm excited about, for sure, for sure,

for sure, I'm not tired. This isn't too small. Um all right, there we go. People should definitely go on vacations in the first four months of a relationship, even though I would say people think that's too early, that's the best time because you're fucking so much. Because if you go on a vacation like a year or two in, I mean like, and you're not in a good place,

is gonna come to light in the beautiful setting. I think everything besides moving in together should be done too early so you can figure out what the deal is

with the person early. I think it's a great idea to go on vacation early because guess what, if you don't travel well together, and that's something that's important to you, that person is a aboard aboard mission if if like, if you need to be with someone that's patient, travel with the person you're dating to find out if they are or not, because the patients is the first thing to go like and also the way people treat you when they're impatient or when they're stressed out. Move fast.

I love this. Move fast in all areas except something big like moving in together. No, don't do it within like a year or maybe even two years. Like I'm at the point now where I'm just like, maybe people shouldn't live together until they're married period. Like I'm like, I've maybe not. I was gonna say, ideal marriage for me is like we have two different at the very least two separate bat I mean a lot of artists

do that, like Freda and Diego perfect marriage. I heard Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband two separate houses, separate wings of the same. Yeah, and uh that Salvador Dollies. His wife lived in a separate house and he had to make an appointment to see her, and that that was her rule. That was her rule. Amazing. I love that. Did you call my assistant that you can see? And there are stories of him like being at the house and like waiting outside she wouldn't let him in love it.

I love it. She's in all the paintings my dream relationship. I think his addic didn't work. I think yeah, like like one of his clocks, Oh girl, girl, girl, limp like the clock, honey, his penis was giving surrealist painting. Okay, this is not a pipe mama. I will say, speaking of Dolly, the Spanish are an incredible people. Yes, we love Spain. We gotta go. We gotta go to Barcelona and then go back to ma Yorka and get a car so we don't have to stay at the hotel

of all time. Did either of you hook up on the trip? It was a very unhorny trip. Yeah. And I actually commented on that with Moe today where I was like in the airport, I was like, Europeans are also hot, like the ratio of hot people and it's normal. It's like the guy at border, you know, stamp in your passport is like a model and it's normal and just and well, there you go. Because the gluten, because the milk is actually fine, That the cows are happier

over there. That's it's actually really literally true. No, it's literally true. It turns out all bread over here is cake and they haven't been telling you it's cake. It's cake with um like estrogen pumped into it like that. Wait, you didn't even go to Amsterdam and um like where where the it's the hottest people in the world. Ah, I will say, Spanish men really really are top tier.

I was like walking through the Madrid airport on my on my layover, and it was like a thirty literally a thirty minute walk from one gate to the other. But every every single man that I saw, I was like a dime. And it's normal over there. It's just normal. And I'd say, you know, you'd be treated like a god. You would be treated like a god, and you would turn into an asshole. That's what would happen if they moved to Los Angeles. Even Los Angeles where everyone's kind of,

you know, got it together. Everybody in l A. I feel like it's either really hot or not at all, and there's kind of no one between. I don't know about that. I don't know about that either. I feel like it feels like there's not many places you can go with that argument. Yeah, you're right now that I'm kind of thinking of people that I am attracted to. I'm like, that's not true. Amsterdam. I would love to go. Oh, it's this group, with this group, I would definitely go.

This is the thing student I kept. This is what student I kept saying. Travel is so important. Travel is so important. Have you heard of traveling readers? Travel is so important, you must do it. Have you been why not go? There's no bad I say. Travel. People say, never been, I say. And also at this resort student, I kept looking at each other and going, Mike White is a genius. Like every dynamic in the White Lotus is somewhere like we see it unfolded right before our eyes.

The White Lotus is fabulous. And the Emmys agrees. Thank you every person in the cast nominated. Truly, and we and we and we celebrate when you travel. And this is the thing about traveling. And I'll explain this because I'm well, I actually think I'm kind of the classic person, the only person who's traveled. Maybe, so it's my my duty to tell people, Um, I'm the original traveler. You start observing people, and because um, you don't understand the

language they're speaking, you make up stories about them. I'm I'm making up. So I'm making up the conversation between like this very tanned, hot German woman in her sixties and her husband, and I'm like, okay, well, I think it's second marriage for both of them. I think that's why they seem so in love. I think that you know, he had cheated on his last wife and found her. I think that she didn't think. Do you want to know why? Why? If you ever see two people happy

at a restaurant, they're having an affair? Oh period? This is this a common knowledge for me if people, if I know from working in a restaurant, if people are really really really into each other at a restaurant and it's and you get the vibe of you get a second marriage vibe having an affair. Oh my god, I said that, Are you now thinking about that a little bit differently those people you saw? That makes so much sense. But I don't think of affairs as age appropriate, but

I guess in Europe they probably are. Oh yeah, No, the oldest people in Europe are having affairs the oldest I love that. That's very European. As long as as long as all the genders are doing it, I'm on board each and every but I'm into the fact that the older people are doing it. The oldest people in Europe are having the cottest affairs. A genuine question I have, which is like, how when do you stop having sex? Because because also I always think that like when couples

are on vacation, that's when they funk. That's probably at least they're gonna suk at least one time on the vacation. And then you see these like older couples and then you're like, are they going to funk on this vacation? I think that they probably will at least once. Like when when do you stop? Do you ever stop? I will say, it seems like for my observation, gay men never stopped. That's beautiful. I don't know if it is, because I would love to be liberated. I would love

to be from that someday. But now you don't, Okay, But I don't know. So curious about that. I mean like I watched that um, that Gwyneth Paltrow, that Goop sex show and UM, and I read an article also about like older older people sex and it sounds like, uh, it's sex. Sex becomes not like classic what we think of as sex, you know, like it's a lot of mutual diddle, it's a lot of massage, it's maybe a lot of eroticism. We came intimate last night. It's not

it's we were intimate last night. We there was some eye contact, I touched privates and we both felt pretty good about it, maybe if not even going to completion. And for us that was enough good night. It's not I fucking got bread, you know what I mean. I want to know how many people still want it. That's the thing for me. It's like not so much the physical because I feel like I have an idea of what that's like. It's the desire, like, is that forever.

I don't think desire goes away. I think physical capability ebbs and flows, but I don't think desire goes away. And I think I actually, well, I don't want to say too much, but I know for a fact to that old old people do have affairs. Yeah, and like it's like it's like nursing home ship too. It's like everybody's nursing home. I mean, I just know how it happens. I just want to know how common it is and what exactly is going to happen to me. That's what I want to know. I want to know what exactly

is going to happen to me. I bet a lot more common than we think. I mean, I think I think, like, like, if we've learned anything from end just like that, it's that the acts never stopped at there. There's an act five at six, at seven, at eight to a Woman's Life study, Okay, so you're gonna guess what the rest the I think in the end, what I'll want when I'm eighty is what I'm gonna want now, which is somebody to make out with me while I go to town on myself. That's what you want now. You don't

want to get flunned. Don't do that. From three years ago? Was trying it in a butt? What happened? What happened? Pressure point? I mean at that time? Actually? Correct? What do you mean when was? I think it was pa for sure, I'm sorry about it before me too, and so um wait, so it was before and during me too that you were trying it in the butt? Yeah, for sure. Did you ever feel like you got to

the point where you loved it? Um? I really liked it up until a point, Like I think of the point that I'm at, and I'm not putting limits on myself because who knows what will happen in my life as as you know, there's so many mysteries to unfold whatever. Um, I think that where I'm at is that I like stimulation down there, but maybe not a full penis, but who knows. You also don't have a prostrate, which matters more than anyone could ever. Now, it does, it really does,

But I did I didn't know. I didn't know. I had a friend and I had a friend that I waited table with UM when I was in UM high school. And she had a friend. This girl, they called her Beamer because she only liked it in her ass. They called her beamer. I don't get that. I don't know what either. Her name was Diana, but they all called her Beamer because she liked it in her butt and not her vagina like BMW Beamer. I don't know why they were calling her beamer, but they were calling her beamer.

Oh yeah, people call me cucko because it was a bunch of dumb West Ice of girls making the name up. I don't think it was like, you know, fucking anatomically correct or whatever. But they definitely called her Beamer. And the point of my story is I am saying there are women who do like exclusively in there. But of course and there these are prostrate list women. I mean, it's very exciting. It's very exciting. Yes, you don't have to tell me hi, but I will say this. I

remember a studio when you started exploring your butt. I remember being truly confounded because you actually seem to like it more in your butt at that time than I liked it in my butt at that time. My journey didn't happen. So my butt journey was post Kavanaugh. It really was. Matt is very sort of late to the oh. I I get this anal party to But now that I'm there, I'm like, I actually, like normally do I like it? But I actually I live there. I actually

I'm I'm I'm leasing. I'm leasing a place on anal street and Mama the postman comes twice a day, just kidding, um, that would be too much mail. Uh. I also I'm not getting that many letters, to be honest. I just was gone for for like literally three weeks. I got to my mailbox. There was like six letters in there. I was like, really to lame checks and I'm waiting on one big check. And I got to lame checks

and I was I'm piste off now. But Matt, I thought you were making some euphemism in terms of mail. You've been getting a lot of like, you've been getting a lot of post men coming in the figurative sense. When we were in Fire Island the first four days there, were four different men. This is what I'm saying, and that I was so I was so in awe. I was like, God, Matt Rodgers, what a what a pole on that one? Or no, no, actually I didn't bottom

once in Fire Island. This time I topped all four of the times, Whereas last year on Fire Island I was like little bro. This time I was topping a lot. But the fact is I ran out of steam and got really sick, and unfortunately that was the end of my good times. I think not only for that um, not only for that trip, but also for the rest of this month. The sort of a sort of a sustain bad mood, like really not enjoying New York, like like feeling like I can't wait for everything I'm doing

to be over. Like and now I'm like, I'm really excited because, um, like next week, I have truly nothing going. This week, I have a couple of things, but like next week, I looked at my schedule and it was like every single day was empty, and actually said to my therapist the other day, I was like, I'm really excited because it did not this week, but next week I have like a week and there's nothing on my schedule and she said to me, she was like nothing.

I was like, I won't. She was like, only have only seen me and I was like yeah. I was like I was like, that'll be it. And like then, I think at the end of the week, I have one thing on like Friday night, but like this week, I have like a couple of things I said yes to, like social obligations or whatever and little things and a

couple of meetings. But the week after I need to seriously sit down and shut the funk up, because I mean, what's been stressing me out lately is like I'm I can't really say what I'm doing because it hasn't been announced.

But like at the end of the month of August, I'm embarking on a big project and like I have to be in top top shape for it, and so I'm of course, you know, doing that thing where I'm convincing myself something is wrong or like you know, like feeling like I'm fixated on like not feeling correct, and I'm just like, no, I think I'm just over this summer.

I worked from literally January to July. Like it's it's time for me to sit down and shut up and just like rest and rehabilitate myself so that I can be healthy for the rest of the year starting in late August, because I will be busy again. And so I'm just really trying to like actually listen to my body and what my mind is telling me and being like, you know what, it's okay that I don't want to go out and socialize right now. I did a ton of it. My body is literally telling me, like, we

can't keep doing this. Like so that's really what the rest of my summer of kant is going to be about, true capital, sque capital c self care because it has to be and that actually means not doing anywhere anything or going anywhere. It's resetting. That's what's exciting, and I I love I love that perspective for you. If you want to hang out, let me know. Um, okay, no, you can't clarify something. This is what I meant by

me turning the students thing. We deserve this because because we are the correlatory to that is, we deserve the reset. Because it's been it's been, It's been a lot, and I really hope this does not leave a bad taste in Menon's mounds or the Reader's Mounts for that matter, I don't want it. Really wasn't me going like, wow, I have not I forgot this sensation. Yeah. I think that we check in enough with the readers and everyone to let them know what we're doing and what we're

up to. Where anyone that was like overextended in this way, like you would say to anyone that was telling you like I'm feeling really tired and really stressed, like I've been doing a lot, someone would say to you like, yeah, maybe you deserve a vacation. Maybe it's time to like just hang out. And I think sometimes it's like and this is this, this is something that I struggle with. It's like but everything on my schedule is like this year has been like a dream come true, you know

what I mean? Like, and that's I think part of it is like when we went to the Bahamas to go do the view Bo or like when we did something else we can't say that we did, or like you know what I mean, or like promoting our movie or like we're doing our movie, or like shooting our show Sudi like us on set, you know what I mean, Like you know what I mean? All these things are like dream come true moments, but also it does get to the point where that all does become work, which

we are very grateful and love. But that doesn't mean that at the end of it you're not feeling like you do need to step back from it just to just to reset. And that's with anyone that enjoys what they do, which I hope for everyone, but anyone that really enjoys what they do also puts a lot of energy into it, and there is a period afterwards of just being like, let me step back and just like

actually sit in the dark. Well, here's the here's the difference is that all of those things that we've been doing this summer um that have been like really wonderful experiences, professionally, I'm not I'm not looking at those moments and going I deserve that there's no entitlement towards those things. That it's the rest that I feel like everyone is entitled too, obviously, and that and that was the thing anyway. Yeah, no, that's why get what you're coming from. Where. Yeah, sorry,

I screamed, you know, that's that's okay. I don't but I don't, I don't. I think it was funny. It was funny, but also it was indicative of a guilt. Yeah, I mean it was. I think it made me uncomfortable because I think, yes, it's not so much guilt, but

maybe it is guilt. It made me uncomfortable because I'm also very aware of, like as we all are, like the privilege of going on a fun vacation, and I even from my friends are like, you know, people get fomo when they see people post or whatever, and like, I totally get that one percent. I have the time of my life and I wish it on everyone. But can I tell you what is way more annoying than people posting people coming back from those trips and being like,

I know, aren't we so annoying? Yeah? Shot the fuck. I'll never I'll never say that. Yeah. Like, but but I know people that think that's the vibe is like, I know, so fucking annoying? Are stupid vacation that we took that we posted so much about, like and and then like like acting like like Instagram right, It's like okay, then get lost it's me from Instagram. Hi, it's my Instagram vacation. I also feel that way about people when they promote stuff that they were in and worked hard on.

When they're like another post about this, I know you're tired about It's like, actually, know, I think that you're proud of that and you wanted to do well and that's okay, I'm guilty of that every now and then you're not. I'm so no, go ahead and cut you. I was just gonna say week to week, like at least its now, it's like okay, like it's another week of posting like my sketch and being like, wow, what a wonderful experience this was working with these people. But

it was a wonderful experience, was it not? It was? I just I am wary of like the frequency or the rhythm of that, like when the season is on where it's like, I hope this does not feel like a barrage. That's all. You can never feel responsible for someone else's discomfort about your success, and you can never be responsible for someone else's jealousy over what you're doing. All you can do is live your life, and if you're actually proud of it and want to share it,

then you should. And if you if you feel good about it, you should say that it actually inspires a lot more people than it. Sorry, but disappoints. And if they're disappointed about that, then here's something I have to say. I know me from the past could of used this. Go to therapy, Mama, Go to therapy mama. Can I say, can I? Can I tell you what someone did that was well? First of all, Natasha Rockball gets nominated for

White Lotus, Speaking White Lotus. For the Emmy nomination, she posts this lovely, lovely message on her on her Instagram.

It's being like, I'm so grateful, wow, and to everyone who worked on that show, what a wonderful day, and we're so proud truly, like no asterisks an adult an unadulterated moment of like joy and pride and gratitude and that and and so yes, I agree with you like that you can just be proud about something and that's probably even more infectious and nicer and feels better on like the soul for other people than being like high now annoying right now, totally I completely agree with that.

And then Natasha sent me flowers and I was like, honey, well she so I had to send her something right back. Well, she's a gem and someone that really deserves everything that that she has, so oh, my god, what an angel. I I sent her flowers and some candies back. That's nice. What kind of candies? Little gummies? That's cool. That's why I was trying to get at. Did you guys get what I did? You guys get what I sent to the trip? What did you send to the trip? What

did you send? I sent you harribout gummy bears, Trudy, and I sent you a string cheese Bowen. I got the gummy bears, but I thought they were from the hotel. They didn't have your name on them. I didn't get the string cheese. They were from me. Maybe they didn't have the string trees in the in that country. I can't believe you waited this long to tell me that you sent those gummy beries. I assume they were from the hotel. I arranged it through Joe. That was so sweet.

Why didn't you say anything? Who says something about stuff about gifts that they sent? I say, I follow up with you frequently about gifts I send you. Should I stop? Did you like it? Did you get it? Check your mail? That's kind of my energy, which is fun. That's just really sweet. Angel game Changa. I mean, I know what my people's comfort foods were I can't believe you didn't get the string trees. Maybe they're not in Europe. Maybe

not Europe understands gummy bears. It's a gummy bear culture, like the variety what they have there that we don't have here. We don't talk about it enough. Oh, just you this this is my I don't think so, honey. Speaking of should we move on, let's move on? This is I don't think so, honey. This is our as you know, one minute segment where we just launched into missives about culture. One minute miss I should say, I

do I And that's actually about culture of the moment. Amazing, it'll be topical even I love it when that happens. King Legend, this is Matt Rogers. I don't think so many time starts now, I don't think so, honey. People being upset about the three legendary legend stars for the talent show for RuPaul's Drag Race All Star seven. It's a talent show. These are their talents. Probably they should be worth more than whether or not they can do

a TikTok dance. Also for everyone like dragging Mona and Shay being in the top four like, they're extremely talented and if you went to those shows probably you would be blown away by Mona exchange thing opera and Sha kool A being the closest thing that drag Race ever can offer to a pop like, to like an actual genuine pop star. So I just feel like, Also, I don't think so honey people being like, what the All Star Drag Race rules are a little wonky? Yeah, bitch,

they are. They have It's been this way since like the very first season. Also, I don't think so honey people caring about drag Race rules. It feels like you don't know what drag is. It's like one of the top rules of drag if there are any. There are no rule. It's a silly little thing mostly for charity. I guess it's from money and there the real prize. But you're showing your ask by carrying this much. Stop shouting down these these queens on Twitter, especially the black queens.

You're racist and one um say that. I was. I was a little sad to see Jada left out. All I was I was not tweeting these awful things. I think Jada is excellent. I think Jada was so fun on the season but like, ultimately, if it's going to be judged by as a talent show at the end, and like pretty much you know what you're doing. If you just come with a mix like everyone else, you have to offer something super extra on top of that. And Shay kool A did have the most intricate choreography.

She was the most galvanized performer, and the song was probably in terms of like like the songs that those drag queens create, like it was the most elevated. And so I totally see her moving on. And then Mona Exchange, like you know, ang operations she did she think she did. She did a talent, She exemplified a talent that the other queens could not, And so I understand why the two of them won. And like, I think it's a great top four and the other four are going to

get the chance. The Lipstine can perform too. For I love it. No, I think I think it's I think it's genius producing. Wait, I think we can talk about this in the pod you do. I always forget is that Monai Exchanges partner is Andy short what from college? No, And they're they're they're happily together, like it's so no, wait wait wait wait wait, they're like they're together, They're like they're like boyfriends, Andy Short. Isn't this so nice

and mean? Hi? Andy Short? Andy Short was on Hammercats Mountain Duty sketch group, and Andy and I were very good. I've always been very good friends. We love Andy so much. Well, I knew Andy Short when he was closeted and you would put a lizard on my arm. He would bring a lizard to hammer catshissal, this is before your time, Sudy, and he would put it on my arm and he would and he would, and you know what, I didn't like that lizard, but I loved Andy Short a lot.

Andy shouted Andy Short his first his first, his freshman year. His freshman year, he was kind of that like, oh that trickster who is going to get up in your face, and like kind of like the most offbeat. He was the most He was the most offbeat, and we were like, god dam he was. He's he's always been so talented, and I think in his queer journey he has like become this perfectly lovely. I mean, no, no one stands by what they did freshman year fucking college anyway. I

mean he might. I'm sure. I'm sure even the gay version of Andy shortt would be like playing with the lizard. No, because you didn't go to the I don't think so, honey Boston show. He he did, he was at that show anyway. I'm so I'm so happy for Andy. Okay, wait, I just requested him on Instagram and I immediately got approved. Wait, oh my god, he is next year. Let me see, let me, let me let me see this is Oh my god, look at his arms. Yeah. No, they're both

beautiful people and we're so happy for them. I love this. Yeah, you funny partner? Well want to cool and creams Opera and drag. Wait, I can't believe this is that like a true gang like blast from the past. Us. Well, Andy has a lot to be proud of. Because I have to say this, like I've always I've always I've always been Exchange fan. I'm jealous. Sorry, I was just saying I've always been an Exchange fan, and this this now, I'm like, I'm a stand this season. She's been great

and phenomenal. Um, what wonderful job and maybe she'll even win the crown. I want what they have and it's not fair that I don't have it right. Let's go back to this this this, this vibe she's being it's it's a bet. The vibe is a bet. Sometimes the vibe is a bet. Sometimes the vibe is a it's actually real culture number six. Sometimes vibe is a bit. You know what, I love my sense of humor. You don't, Yes, we do, Yeah, I can take I'll leave it um out next week. We don't have to talk with we

can see you. Hang out with you is not putting something on my schedule. It's just are we around, will hang out. That's imposition. I want it on the schedule to make sure it happens. The less, the lesson I'll be. I promise you I'll be here the whole time. And like you don't need to worry about what my availability. You literally know now that I'm available, you can just

text me. The less things are treated, I would love to do that thing where we go sit at the sit at the pool on the rooftop again, that thing that we did. Well, don't tell them all about it, sorry, because we we want to do it. Leep it out. The less you treat it as like a calendar event, that the better it is just organically work into it, saying every time, Yeah, we don't need sometimes it doesn't need to be a calendar event. I want to be official. I want to be penciled in. It seems like you

keep it, seems like you keep fighting this. You don't love my sense of humor. You don't love it. Don't love don't love it. You don't love it. You don't love my sense of humor. It's it's giving ms Cracker. I am funny and one of my biggest passions is comedy. And if people don't think I'm funny, I'll die. If people don't love a sense of humor, they won't love me because being funny is who I am. I have to represent myself. It's not me. It's just every confession, know,

was her being like I'm funny? Really was like, I I think ms Cracker is so funny, so funny, but but that you know, I think were like, I'm a comedy girl, and when I do comedy I see people laugh. But also you know why that rubbed me the wrong way because I hate talking about comedy. I hate it when funny people use the word humor. I hate I hate witticism, I hate comedy. I hate witty. Oh my god, the worst The worst word is witty is like oh no, witty,

like I'd rather jump in acid fountain. Yi. Yi. That is like why every like I can't listen to interviews. The worst fucking word ever invented. Sassy is always code for faggot. By the way, anytime as it is, they're always like and bang playing the sassy blah blah blah. I'm like, get away from me and my family and my friend. Yeah. People describe Darcy as sassy and I'm like, oh, so you just didn't watch the show because literally he's

the driest character on the show. Well, my favorite thing is when they talked to a female comedian and they who has like dick and like like jokes that where they say fuck and like talk about sex, which is like every comedian and then they're like so uh yeah, exactly, raunchy. It's like that just always like like like we haven't been doing that since the beginning of time, right yeah yeah? The media, am I right? They don't love my sense of humor. Um bowen, are you ready? I'm ready to

pop the hell off? You always does all right, Well, this is I don't think so, honey, his sassy little time starts. Now, I don't think it's the honey. American McDonald's not taking risks anymore. You go out anywhere else in the world, these international McDonald's are fucking making just doing circles around us. In terms of menus. Okay, I go, we go to England, and here's what you got in the men You got your Italian stacks, crispied chicken, italianos,

you have a tier mixed Tira mssue mcflurry. You go to any McDonald's in France, you get Macaron's there, okay, and then what do you get McDonald's not the christy chicken selects. They take all of the fun interesting things off the man because Americans have the worst taste in the world. All the fun stuff is immediately whisked away

at McDonald's in America. The only fun novelty anymore is getting them grab Every couple of years, I need McDonald's discussed interesting again in America because everywhere else is doing it so much better than us. We're the ones who invented this. Why aren't we just get the best? It's crazy. It's giving me and Matt doing I don't thinks so, honey, and not being the best at it even though we are the inventors of it. And that's why minute honestly,

the Montreal McDonald's is the Olympics of drag. Their slag. Oh my god, Nick Plutine is the Olympics of dragon. It's it's It's Alaska's May West and that's rule of culture number seven. The Plute is the Olympics of drag. That's so beautiful, just big things, that seems. And then guess what. You go to print Edward Island in Canada and all of the fries are cut from the potatoes there. And of green Gables herself grew these potatoes, Oh my god. And of green Gables was the Olympics of dragon. She

really was, she really was. She got dunk in that cordial ti Tchnique was literally the Olympics of dragons. Absolutely, study you would be obsessed with that. I feel sad that you're not in New York, I know, and I'm so obsessed with that. Pocahona's video. I think it is a tour to Force performance and I think that it's it is. It is up there with like some of the best to meet performances I've ever seen ever. You

might have to fly in. You might have to fly into New York at some point in August when we're all there, because we might all have to go to see ten. I would love to. Can I just say that Marlon Mondell doing Close of the Wind is um a companion piece to my rootolph seeing the National Anthem. It really is. And it's also up there with Cecily doing um um fuck fuck you know what I'm talking about in the in the cop in the in the Martini O my Way, My Way, My Way, bo Boonen

and I Boonena and I in the Bahamas. Just like spent like truly forty minutes watching all Cecily videos. It's it's in her. It's just in her she it's just in her body, and it's just there like she doesn't she just has to access it. There's no thinking. Only a trump reast in peace. That was really good. Oh my, go me. And then I'm the fairest laid her and Kate as Katherine did Nev and really oh no, uh Katherine Nev and then who and we we got to tell Cecily on this very podcast that the only only

are you see on paper? Stop be yelling at me. I can't be yelling at my dad? Was really, but you would never do this to like, only list to me. This to me, my my first experience and my every experience writing with Cecily was just writing down what she said it was like and and it didn't matter if like on the page. It was like not like a written joke because when she was doing it was so funny.

My first experience was also that we wrote somethinggether was also her like slowly having a meltdown and yelling at a man and um in the sketch and uh yeah it was. It was that's all you do. You just write down where she's genius and it's I mean, if you really want to laugh, just go back and listen to this podcast when Cecily was on her run of

Housewives Impressions, which includes dorrite Kemsley, Ramona Singer. I mean that we listened to that over and over again, Matt, because I was in l A the week that that aired. We listened to just the house Ice part like over an hour again, Sexy Big and Purple Table. You know who it really does that all the time is Renna Renna shows up early everywhere and she's like, oh my god, look at this window. I can see out. Oh my god, we'll look at that. That's so fun. I love that.

And look, I'm just gonna go over here, gonna drink what do you have? Vodka? You have whiskey, all of it? Well, you know, you know me ha. It's just it's just literally like the Joker version of a house life Joker

man but doesn't watch that show anymore. So, um, we're going to now check in the Sudi Green about what she is watching, thinking, seeing, doing, feeling with this new I don't think so, honey, that she's gonna do not just her fifth because I think there's been five Summer of Cunts, but there was a studio episode before that, right bo, So this is like six six because I'm on every because it's your six year doing the pot.

You are on every year. Huge. Wow, let's not to discount all the I don't think so shows, the live shows. I mean, that's my best work, that's my best humor, best funny. Alright, So this is Sudie Green's I don't think so honey, her sassy little time starts now. I don't think so, honey, tennis skirts being worn in everyday life and being marketed to me called the d s A. I know, I just went on a fabulous zero trip

that costs a lot of money. But I don't want to dress like the one percent of the one percent. And I and and sports skirts in general, there's now a trend of sports dresses and sports skirts and girls are wearing them around. When I'm sweating my ass up behind in in in in in Griffith Park, I don't need to be reminded of my femininity. Okay, if I am just just just bopping around doing errands, I'm gonna do that in the worst pants I own, not in

a cute little skirt with shorts. Attacks it's it's, it's, it's. I want clothes to be black shroud. I wanted to be a blanket. I wanted to be a burka. I wanted to be a hit job. I don't want to be swimming in fabric. I don't want shape, and I definitely don't want skirt. That is my that that one minute, it is time to be real. It's time to be real, free of this. No, Sudi, you don't miss it at all. I'm like I'm like purging, I'm purging social media. I'm like,

I don't know, I'm gonna I'm gonna see change. Oh, stay tuned. Um Studies is going to debut you something, some big thing on social media. Oh yes, stay tuned by the time this airs. I don't think somebody be real for not Like it's telling me it's time to be real, but it won't let me take the damn picture. Well, I just like sometimes it does that. It's a little slow. Wait, what are you debuting? I already told you. I already

told you where I'm like delete. Remember when he told you that I'm going to archive all of my Instagram and start right right right, right, right right right? Yeah. Yeah, and I told you I didn't think it was a good idea. Yeah, well, you don't love my sense of humor. Stay tuned, Stay tuned. I do like the idea of someone like completely happening out their Instagram like Taylor Swift and then having their friends start a whisper campaign like did you see the Sudi deleted her entire Yeah, I

mean something's happening. I don't care anymore, Like I don't need, I don't I just it's all I'm gonna try. I respect it so much. It's not it's not that I dislike when other people do it. I'm actually it's coming out of my own boredom, like not watching Housewives anymore. I'm just bored when I watch it. I'm tired of it, and I think that I'll find anything, I'll find it again and I'll love it again. And I also think I'm not watching it because I'm deep into Love Island,

and Love Island is very much scratching that inch. But it's like, you know, you gotta mix it up, and sometimes you can. You only have room for one of those things. You only you only have room for Love Island. You can't have that coat like anything. Like when I watch Housewives, I'm not watching Fiance. You don't you know what I mean. I want to get into ninety Day. It's it's bleek. You're gonna you might love it, you might hate it. By the way, I just started Yellow

Jackets today. Excellent, did you Melanie Lynskey? M hmm, I'm amazing. Huh. But so you've decided to start watching it. I decided to start watching and there's something that happens in the first episode and I immediately went, well, Matt, can't watch this. Yeah, I don't think so, but it is excellent. It is really well done, and you know it's it's it's excellent. I will say, I am going to go see a Nope. I think, yeah, oh yeah, I'm really excited for Nope.

I'm gonna go see it. I'm gonna get over my whatever fear just to be part of a cultural phenomenon. I'll go see it with you. When I first saw the trailer and first that it was okay put on the calendar um. When I first saw the trailer and I first saw that it was called Nope, it was like the hardest I had left alone in my home in like a long time. It's it's one of the best titles. It's the Olympics of Drags, the Olympics Drag. Nope is the Olympics of Drag. I have heard of

some spoilers, and which makes me more excited to see it. Yeah, I actually got some of it. Some of it um spoiled for me, which actually is okay for horror movies. For me, it's like when I know a little bit more, I actually can enjoy it more because I'm going to be able to pay attention and focus and not um in a in a state of shock and horror the entire time. Um, but it seems pretty interesting. M hmm.

I can't believe that I saw Into the Woods on Broadway this weekend and like it just so happened that the next night I saw tit Tannique until it dominated the conversation. I do want to stress. Into the Woods was fantastic. Gavin Creol. Gavin Creole, I do want to marry him. Um Buttina Miller is a perfect singer. There's all that can be said is that she's a perfect singer. MS. Sarah was sick, but her understudy was lovely. Um Brian Darcy James fabulous. The girl play literally Riding Hood was

a fucking slay, so funny. Um anyway, so good, so good, so good. We love that show, don't we love that? And I think it's my favorite show. There's the Olympics of Drags, the Olympics of Drag. Summer of Hunt is the Olympics of drag as well. When it comes to cool estas Wow another year, and I think the first line of the description for this episode is going to be this is the Olympics of Dragon has to be, has to be, has to be. Okay, well, Sudi, what do you have to say to us? I love you

so much. I think you're two of my very best friends and that that's all I have to say. And that and that is it? Do you know what? Do you know what to to my very best friends? From who is that when Molly Shannon and Superstar does super Model documentary our Naomi Campbell and Christie Turnington on to my very best I was working down one day and the men he come up to me and he said, would you like to be a super mother? And I say a week in the next week, come on the

cover of Vogue. You know what? You can cut that out. You should cut it out. When I said, I love you guys? What why? Okay? Now keep this in. My favorite part of Super Superstar is Molly Shannon going at least I'm not named after bottled water, and then every and then one of everyone's friends has like a bottles So good. I think my favorite part of Superside when she goes, yeah, I love that. We should watch that again. Yeah,

pretty good. Produced by the Legend Lauren Michaels, Lauren Michael legend, legend. Gave my girls their careers. Gave your girl, Ally Shannon, Vanessa Bayria are their careers. Put Boone on TV. We love him for that when when no one else would accept. Oh, Aquafina, Aquafina did it first. I'll love to beat Lauren Michael's to the punch. Aquafina legend. That's the poll quote, uncle, read it, do your thing? Oh my god. Okay, Well

we end every episode with a song. I know just the one to sing you, thank you all lad, just dead thing. But you gotta just you gotta YouTube bit everybody, YouTube it? Okay, marlonon Dell close in the wind, YouTube it, Hi, bitch, bitch