"Something's Wrong With You, Precious" (w/ Billy Domineau)

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dot com. And if you love him what you're hearing and you're a fan of Lost Cultures, don't forget to subscribe on iTunes. Give us a five star rating and leave a going review. Yes, God, my grandma and your grandma wasting bad fire my grandma, grandma. I'm gonna say fire. It's talking about him. I'm getting like Glago date Jagmo jam ding dong les. Cult have we done? I don't know. We have opened the doors into the maw of the

mouth of hell. The doors are open, and let me tell you, we are diving right into the depths and the depths of not only health, but also our memories, our memories and honestly, no, we've invited an angel from on high. Yes, yes, yes, I mean this is a part of both Bowen and I's cultural history. Absolutely, absolutely, he is part of our cultural history. Um on an individual in a shared level, Yes, absolutely, I think together we have shared. Um what have we What are the

three of us shared together? What's the memory you have? The three of us dressing to the nines, go to the ball for the violet ball at ny I was literally going to say the same exactly, God, but that was like a great memory. Yes, And it was like it was like out of a dashboard confessional song. It was like we drinks, good dressed, what's the ball? That's my little dashboard confessional impression my Chris Corrabba and we went to Boat's library and danced the night away and

it was very fun. Yeah, that was That was a good one. And these are ny memories people. But you know what, why why don't we include him in the conversation. Let's include him. Let's off the credit, let's have the credits. He has been a writer on Family Guy. I heard of it, heard of Seth. Heard of Seth, heard of Seth. Many people haven't um And he's also famously the brilliant mind and writer behind the nine eleven Seinfeld spec Script. That truly is I think one of sevenal piece of work.

I think it's one of the best fucking things I've ever read in my life. You've got to get check it out. If you haven't already, please look up nine eleven Seinfeld sex spec Script. It is and then don't judge yourself for doing so. No, and you know what you're gonna it's gonna be. It's going to be a beautiful experience for you to read it. Guys. And here he is. It is Billy Domino. It is so here on Pod Save America, John John Love it over there.

This is crazy. It is crazy. What we do we should say that are We got into the car with Billy and the very first well pretty much the first thing that was said in l A in l A catch up l A. So so I get off the place, so macketson on Wednesday night, stays with Billy and they spend they spend, We spend the nights together. It's great, it's everything. Dinner, we talked about the movie Thinner and to touch about twelve hours later, look up, look that movie a movie up. Find it. Twelve hours later I

touched down and someone a residual check. No, I'm no, no, no no, wait, there is someone in you talk and I'll pull it up. I'll tell you what's in it. There's a man who gets thin, a man who gets a lizard, and then a man like who what gets leprosy? I think a skin falls off that man. I'm looking it up. I feel like it does have a famous actor in the lead role. When did this you fucking wish?

I have no idea what to say the joke? Okay, So basically, um, I touched down and then I asked whether or not I shouldn't meet Billy at his place or at the in and out on Sunset and Orange. And the plan is instead to go to Sunset and Orange. So that's where I go. First place I go, after the airport. But anyway, Billy picks us up, picks me up, We drive away and he points to the eye hop across the street. He goes, that's the eye hoop where

Madonna killed herself. No one was shocked. We saw it coming for years, honestly, Hollywood News and Hollywood News, and honestly this is just as insane. Last night Billy came to our popular let's show at u CD Franklin. We hung out birds afterward, which is a bar next door, and then Billy just screams my name, get over here, and so I do, and and all he pulls me close,

and all he says is Blithe Danner. If there's one person who gets it, and many do, but if there was one who got it, it would be blind Danna. I think blind Dinner does get it. She gets it. But if you're you get it. And many have tried to be on off Hankasaria. I'm sure all of her Platt was there. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah yeah, But she gets it. How many people work with Terry Polo and Ben Stiller in the same movie not many, Sorry Polo, what's Terry Polo up to? Note? Not getting it?

I guess Terry Polo is kind of lucky she had the first meet the parents. Huh yes, because because I was objectively true, then you get meet the Focker's and you get the other one. Meet the wedding, the meet the wedding. Now this is a These are Puna, who plays the wedding, Who plays the wedding? Um, Gloria Stephen subtly too. Did you ever see Music of the Heart? I didn't. I felt I didn't need to, and I stand by that fifteen years later. You know what I will say. You know, it was a pre nine eleven

world and we weren't ready for that kind of authentic emotion. Yet. Had that come on in two thousand two, I think, bam, we would have had something. There's a moment in Music of the Heart where Meryl Streeper said goodbye to her children.

They're going to go like stay with their father or something, and she's in her apartment like being really sad they're not there, and they like she drops off with the plane and they're getting on the plane and every thing, and the phone rings and she looks at the phone and what she assumes is that the plane is crashed.

And she gets up and it's like this moment where she's like, oh shit, oh my god, walks over to the phone and my baby said it looked at me at the time and was like you don't think and I was like, I don't. I don't know. What did they inject drama into this? Steaks and she might tip the phone and the kids were fine, but it was a crazy moment in the movie where they tried to make you think that like that woman's children were dead in a plane crash, and that was what they were

trying to get. I went through a series of of of anxiety streaks in my adolescence from like third grade to let's say, like sixth grade at different times, and they took various forms about a year at a time. Like the first major one was that I had this dream and like the summer after third grade that I was at a restaurant with my family and a gunman came in and was going to chew the place. And for like a year after, I became convinced every restaurant

was going to go into. It's just like, yep, it's got you know, this is the one I dreamed of a restaurant once, and so I would like I couldn't go into restaurants. But I bring this up because after the next thing to happen after that was I've convinced if my parents were not home within thirty seconds of that time, must have been a car crash. And in the early days of cell phones, I would be calling

them frantically from the house. You know, they wouldn't be answering because the cell phone never worked because it was a car phone back then. It didn't work. And I just harassed my parents for you know, sweetly thinking they were dead, and you know, but ultimately it was a very like selfish thing because it's not like dead for you know, there for the their personal concern at that time. It's dead because of it. Honestly, I used to do

something similar when this is like very kid logic. But every single time my parents would leave the house, like after six pm to go to the store or something or to go here, I would always have to go with them because I was convinced that if I was in the car, an accident wouldn't happen. I was like the key, like, well, I have to go with you because if you go by your self, like you'll you'll die. What is that kid logic? Because I had that same thing.

And I think I've talked about this before, but first month or so of moving to Colorado was freshly after Columbine, aftermin A Ramsey, and I just assumed people in Colorado just fucking died. They got shot, just like were strangled, shot or strangled or whatever. And so yeah, I had a full on meltdown in the third in the fourth grade after school because my mom was like to pick me up and I was convinced that she had dined. Oh yeah one time, one time. It sounds like it's common,

but yeah, it's keeping well. No, I was getting picked up from track practice and uh and no one showed up, and I was like, well, this is what happens. This is it. That's someone. They're all dead. Everyone's death. It happened. It finally happened. And the important thing was I saw it and I walked home from school and it was not close and I just got home and my dad had literally just forgotten to get me. So that was great. That was great. Like us enough, Like I've met Matt's

dad on multiplicasions. There is not a dad like who, by looks alone, appears more likely to forget to pick up a child like you can. I don't know the situation, but whether or not this is true, the truth is the capital T truth is that he was in the yard, like looking at a lawnmower, just kicking at trying to make it work. Yeah, I should have picked you off. The man loves to be in the yard. The man is a dad of all Dad, he is. He is a capital D dad, he really is. Katrine is a

capital and mom. They're very much parents. Literally, no resemblance to your father? You or you? Or what are you saying? No, I'm no, I'm asking you right now. What the hell are you saying? A legitimate child? How dare you the milkman? The milkman? Was it the milkman doing it to my mama? Was who was doing it to my mother? Bowen? I got a delivery and someone gotta sound for it. Oh, Matt is your dad? Oh no, my father? Oh no, this cream's gotta go bad because I gotta sit down

and dish. That's not cream anyway. Um. Scene does this man delivery has come? Does he not even bother to have sex with the like? Is this actually a sperm? Yeah, it's milk. I'm just gonna say, I watched the worst porn last Hi, tell us about it if it was just like it was on Pornhub as anyone I do X and x x dot com letters well, also have any letters with that sense they've gotten much shittier recently. Also X videos dot Com. Okay, I'm sure that's part,

isn't that part of the pornhub family. X videos is more snippets and porn Hub is like, like you know, pirated full length. Oh okay, I'm always looking for full length stuff. I would recommend porn Hub absolutely because it's just for everybody. There's something for everybody there. But um, go to my vidster, my vidster and just searched words with my vister and then any fall length will show up. So, Billy, what is your porn? It was just the most watched

video and then I don't go by. Most will watch your exactly. Thank you so much, because the community knows. He knows what's gonna work. If the community has responded, you know that some they were all coming can I just say this has been a rough year for the community, and the community as a whole needs to come together and give a clear thumbs up or thumbs down to your poor let us know, because we need that center

above honey. Oh my god. Wait, so it described the porn. Okay, it just said in the title it was like mom asked son to impregnate on and I'm just like, Okay, I'm gonna look at this because it's a stupid but like I just you know, I assume maybe this is just a short ask some and like so, and I'm figuring I'm like, well, it gives me that this is obviously shorthand for I'm your step mom and this is

my sister by marriage, you know. But no, it was straight up I'm your mom, this is your biologue, and she needs a baby in her And then it happened. Was it was pretty bad. It was just and it was like just so on the nose, like the most hambitted dialogue. What was getting people off? Was it? Not? Anyway? What was happening on the screen. It was entirely the dialogue. This is people who need to know, I am your mom, I am asking you to have sex with your aunt.

My sister aunt is that scared at the incest demo, which apparently is now at the U. Let me tell you. Especially with gay porn too, it's like, oh no, what is this. It's like there was there's like a whole channel that might as well be called Oh no, it's just me and daddy at home, like mom left for for two months for work. It's just me and daddy at home and we fucking. I also love I'm a married man. I love any like first person title. If the title of the porn says the whole arc, I

love it like I'm a married man. It's like every single video is deaf, is like a strake I being like ship man, I'd love to just itch my balls, you know, like I'd love to touch my own fucking balls and get get really you know, horny on myself. And then the gay guy touches me goes, WHOA, I'm sorry you different being I don't know about this. My I have a wife and I got milked. Okay. Guys always like, well she's not here, and then he's like, oh, yes,

you're right, And that was something I really love. And I love my points to be very emotional. I will. I'll constantly think back to an impression of gay Pard you did in just a phrase was like, you want to know what all gay port is? Like, here's what's like Uncle Philipp that dead in the eyes porn stars. You're like, no, I don't feel it. You guys who

are fresh on this scene and excited. The guys have been there for too long, just dead inside that and just I can only described it as like eyes glazed and crossed. Yes, like like wait, there's a one really guy, really good guy that's actually still into it after many years ago. Well have you ever watched Dominic Pacifico? No, I have no idea who this usually pretty up on um. And of course there's well there's m Colby Kelor. Yeah,

I do love me some. He followed me on Twitter, and then after his whole election bullshit, I unfollowed him. Really yeah, he's a folk. I just think you know Trump can post some things. You know we're gonna be fine. There you go. That's just imagine that person inside of like like a scruffy bear about like a scruffy muscle bear body, and then someone inside of him throwing out one more thing and then we're going to find out Bowen's porn fantasy. I just want to say, the hottest

porn star that's working is named Carter Dane. Oh, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, he is the truth. Okay, noo, my my favorite porn fantasy, my favorite porn welcomes through. Um oh gosh, Like, what's your type this is? Do you know? Do you know Tyler Sat? I have seen Tyler. He is like the gay porn massius. Yeah, and he will just give you a massage and then casually slip in like a toy in your as right Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen it. And they'll be like, what are you

doing with the you know what gets people off? Is kind of the same thing as Billy's aunt Impregnation video, the video I made with my real life mother. In real life, Linda got in on it. Billy's and Impregnation video is the title of this episode. Now, I don't know, okay, I understand your personal jeckings, but we talked with the people in corporate and like they've done the analytics on it will play well, you get a bump. It's I'm sorry, but do you want to get to five hundred ratings

on iTunes. Then title okay, all right, Billy's Billy's and copyright copyright Tyler saying will like chat with these with his clients to partners, and they're like, yes, so where's it hurting? Oh? You you pulled your asshole? You pulled the asshole, okay, and then he just fucking just gives it to him. Yeah, I will say, can the three of us quote from memory the dialogue, not the dialogue, but the words from cake farts? Oh? Yes, I I

have so much less experience with cake farts. But please wait, okay, cake parts, just like, here we go. You know what I like the most, cake farts. Let's get this done. M hmm, how how do I want to do this? I know? And then she gotts spoiler all our She sits on a cake and she fucking farts on it. I've only seen it once or twice again and again and again, and it's it's exactly as good as you think. Well, what makes this us good? And tell me if my

memory is wrong? But actually don't, because I want to remember it this way. We're not talking like a fancy layer cake. We're not even talking like a circular car bel cake. It is like a rectangular homemade pancake like like that with with browning and ridiculous. I mean, maybe that is a great move by the person who was in charge of art that day, like just for masking sake. Listen, did you know you weren't here for the condom bill

in the last election. A lot of people working porn from the ground upright, And it's not just your Tyler Truce and you're Charlie sat Clouds. It's a lot of people who are doing good, honest work. If Charlie Saint Cloud had been a porn I bet, I bet Zack Efron would have won an oscar. If that is not already someone's poor name, like the gay Worn video has let me down and personally go on traming fur talk more about your exact porn. Oh, that's it. It's just

to be in be in a scene with Mr Saints. See. I like the porns that are like I just want you to know that I really care about you. Emotional part emotional porn. More two people really connect and they look at each other, and which definitely means those porn stars are fully crazy. Like I love to see crazy people like they could commit to a trash bag right now. Like the way like you like me at home is

truly buying into the fantasy. Yeah, you at home, like hunched over bead, making sure headphones are on time and I'm crying but I'm crying unrelated, but are crying. It's been a long day and it's like five and normally that's not too late, but like you said, I'm gonna start going to bed earlier, and like this is how you have to get to bed because you're like that bad now. Yeah, yeah, it's like that. It's like that,

it's like that, it's like that, billy. We're going to ask you the question we asked all of us is a perfect segue, perfect segue. What was the culture that you grew up with that made you say cultures? For me? What made you want to step in a cultural direction? I mean, I think it's a little bit cliche having listened to many episodes now, but it's like everyone else. The first Golf four, I mean, we all saw that video of the box going down the chimney and we said,

what can I do? You fuck you? And uh, and you know, we saw so many men come back from that and we don't know why they're sick. And to this day, all my all of my art, and it is art with a capital A, is designed to answer that question of what could we have done? You know what? I remember when I was a young kid within the first Golf for yes, and that's the end of that, because we know the rest I haven't been branded into

our cultural knowledge. Do you know? I never really understood what the First Gulf War was until lost Oh and Sid said was revealed to be in the Gulf War? Was he the guy? And he was on the other side, he was taken before they was taken, Like he had skills that we found out about. Republican Guard. Okay, okay, yes, now I know who you're talking about. They were Charlie was asking him on the beach like, oh, well something something something. He was fixing something and he's like, oh,

how did you know that? He's like, I was in the military. He's like, oh, yeah, which war did you fight? And he's like, oh, the Gulf War. He goes, oh where were you Marines? Military? And he goes Republican Guard and it's like that moment, it's like, oh my god, um, what nationality was sided? Do we know Iraqi. Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. Yeah, Um, what would you expect? I don't know. I also I'm not fully up to speed on the golf war either. Well, let's talk about it because some

part we bring it back. I mean, if because it's your cultural expertise, go ahead. I mean, like Saddam went to Wait and we couldn't have that, and we just had to say, you know what, you know, we're going to push you back for the people of Kuwait, and then we send some bombs and we send some tanks and then we said, okay, we're doing it. We pushed you back to Bagdad. Now a rack, let's take care of the rest of it by So what are you saying what I'm saying? What are you saying? I'm saying

it's complicated and we may never know. Um, listen, I think that, I truly think that I know. The piece of culture that made billion I as close as we are. It is precious basically by one of the greatest tweets of all time before I was even on Twitter, Matt show this to me and it cemented our friendship around this movie Seth Myers. What's at a tweet that was just like guys, does anyone know what the movie Precious is based off? Did we see it twice? We saw?

We've each individually saw twice and years we saw it the second time, both of the theaters. Yeah you thought the first time with Jenny Jaffee in a theater, Oh my god. Yes, And I feel in a theater like in Harlem. In Harlem, and then I think Jenny was telling me that, like when she gets pushed down this stair, like the theater was there to laugh, the audience was

there to laugh. And when when Prescious got pushed down the stairs, everyone started clapping and laughing and just getting up out of their seats and having the time of their life. It was, I think different for everyone. We all have our own view of what happened that day. But I'll never forget like I genuinely thought Precious was amazing. And then we came into school and we got into not you and I. We were We've always been on the same side about Precious, one of the greatest mellow

dramas ever made. Um. But we had a friend in our class with us that was like, it is not good. And I was like, how could you say it's not good? Who said that Louther listener of the pod Alice Rock Alice, you said Precious wasn't good, and you were like the And honestly, looking back, this was a good as a vacation, She goes. They named the baby mongo. Yeah, I mean listen, Precious has never been um or the novel pushed by Sapphire. They have never been elevated for the sake of their subtlety. Yeah.

It's to tell a hard and aggressive story that you may may not be ready for. And it go whenever the choices, Okay, should this be you know, a one or a ten? Precious says we need a new number, we need a larger number. Like it's it's truly, it's honestly, And I actually talked about this in my screenwriting class. Paul Sell like, who this is now the second time I'm referencing beautiful? He knows Paul Selig. No, he doesn't know Paul. But we were talking somehow got onto the

topic of of of He somehow came up. Maybe it was a movie we were discussing in in class and that I mentioned early in a diner last week. Because I'm popular, go on, it's very popular. It's a it's a it's a celebrity sighting. It was an accident, but you go on of course, of course. Um So basically Paul, who is a medium and also a teacher, and he said, um,

you know, you could win an Oscar. People were arguing whether or not the writer of Precious deserved to win an Oscar for it, and he did win an Oscar for it, and he was like, you could win the Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplight for the scene with Monique, Precious and Mariah at the end of the movie, a long, fantastic scene. So I I mean, I agree with that. Um. It also features um the best on screen performance ever by Sherry Harry Shepherd. Oh my god, saw the movie

last night. I'm sorry, something's wrong with you? Precious movie. Precious a saying I'm sorry because this is after she shows up and having been pushed down the stairs covering in her own blood and carrying a bloody baby by her mother, and her mother tried to throw a TV from ten stories up down on her. She's apologizing because the movie was bad. Something wrong with he was insane? Yea, she really tried to kill her daughter? Yeah, that happened. And then she comes back later and she wants to

reconnect in case the porn tell doesn't work out. This episode can also be called who is Gonna Love Me? Since you got your degree? You know every fucking thing. I love that movie also, Maria, and don't laugh, you're sick. This is drama. Maria. Sorry, not even calling this office trying to get reconnected with you. That's all I really have. Maria. We talked about the abuse. We never drugs in my house. Compressions knows I wouldn't accept that that. You know what

I'm talking specific acts of physical and sexual abuse. Honestly, did Mariah? Here's the discussion. Yes, did Mariah deserve the Academy awardination nomination that she did not receive? Wow? I mean this will be the last question I ever asking my life. You have your bag, pack and a cape all I'm taking my back and they're at a gypsy cab outside. I'm not going anywhere. I'm just taking the bag and jumping off the seal. I'm jumping off the roof.

It's gonna weigh me down. You're jumping onto the gypsy cab. That's why you didn't order an uber That car be made of aluminium light enough. You need an eight eight skylark. Yeah. Yeah. The fall onto the roof will kill me. Yeah, this is the this is the elaborate fall onto the roof. Talk talk about the fact that Mariah did not receive an Academy Award nomination. But it's walking like this and having a must dish imprecious based on the novel Push by Sapphire. I'm gonna go get a soda. You want

Tota soda? Soda? SODA's fun. Yeah, okay, I forget what she says. What does she say? We haven't watched in seven years because honestly, see oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god, what is it? Yeah, just watched it again? Watch it? But she did she deserve an Academy Award nomination. She did not get one. But should she have gotten this? This this question can't be answered in a vacuum because there are only so many nominations that can go out. Who else was nominated? I'm gonna phone, I'm happy that

you said that, Billy. And you know we did this last week as well with John And that was about The blind Side, which was the same year. Yes, Precious, okay, that was the first year of the ten nominal Monique obviously one that year, Yes, she did all that mattered

that year? What like was that Monique one? And that Christoph Wallace one for bone does a great christof don't there's a there's just there's just one line that you said, you all all that year at n y U. At any party, if you were ever drunk, you would scream, this is it? Oh lovely beautiful, he was amazing. Continue to talk a while I bring this up. Oh my god, this is so difficult. Now I'm realizing, like how this all the conversation flows centrally through Matt, even though we're

in a triangle and watched like with my chick. He's this leg of the triangle is the most I'm searching Oscar nominations. Precious, precious, All right, here we go. Okay, okay, okay, Academy awards. Um now you're on the page of the Academy where other fucker Okay, hold on, it's language. No, I want there to be dead. You know what. We'll cut this out. We'll cut this out in post. All this has gone in post do with the alert the postman. This is cut out, postman cutting leave it out. This

this is filler. There's been so many nominees A right, here we go, Okay, we go, here we go? Now the oh my god, just a it in the queue. I'm going to give you a serious, serious answer. I got it. Stop stop it, Brad. This is not a safe space anymore. That has broken. Okay, Anger. We should be able to talk about Precious with levity and joy. Here are the nominees for that year. Monique and Precious.

She won Penelope Cruise in nine oh, I remember that for me getting Up in the Air Maggie Gillenhall and Crazy Heart and Anna Kendrick and Up in the Air. I have documents of feelings about about Anna Kendrick. I actually didn't get her at all. Up. Can I talk for a second about my dreams for the future. I just since two thousand eight, I have gone to bed every night dreaming of the day when each of my children will be introduced to Crazy Heart for the first time.

It's a movie that binds us as a nation, as a people, as humanity where Neanderthals still around. It would bind human Homo sapiens to the Neanderthals and create a world of peace. We all remember that movie. We all remember the songs we all remember this, the Grazy Heart, whatever I think for the weird we can that was it.

It was a good song. Actually, out of those five, if you were to take out one and Gotcha put in Mariah, I mean, I feel like Vera for me, it was not really a performance in that movie as well as it was like a good script I never saw. Up in the Air still happened, but Bone spoiled it all for a room full of like five hundred people during a prop show. I remember you were personally like shocked by that moment. I couldn't believe when you said

that Vera Farmiga's character was married in that movie. Sorry, it was a scene where two people are friends. I believe Mike Spence and Haley Hepworth probably were sitting on an airplane having a conversation. Brought up that one of them was watching Up in the Air on their you know, seedback screen, and my response, as a flight attendant was just to say she's married. She's married, she's married, at which point they explode. Why would you say that, I say,

I apologize to everyone who has to edit this. Never listen. I've piqued ten separate times already and will continue to um listen. The thing about that is Bowen actually has a documented history of spoiling things. Of course, we all remember when he spoiled katias elimination. We talked about Katia Gate. I hate to put the Gate suffix in anything, but that, Julie, that was an iconic moment of filth. It was true filth, and it's a true sensationalism. Bowen Yank is, of course

the face of sensationalists. You know, Facebook post, You've done well. We haven't watched it yet, we're on the West. I could have meant anything, it could have meant. I was excited for her with the super Bowl of Drag, it's the super Bowl of gay life, and you have to watch it live and expect that people will talk about

class bullshit I've ever heard. You're calling people out for not only a sling box in a parent's house on the East coast, Honey, Then I'm calling people out for not going into their local gay bars and supporting gay culture and gay night life. That is what I'm calling and I will I will stand by this forever. It is the hill I will die on, I promise you. But I does not respect the East coast West coast

time divide for programming. But when do you want advertiser to get their money's worth or do you want people to be trying to watch drag Race at six thirty? No gay wants to buy a super roof forest you're at that time, honey, Wow, I am so happy that Billy is here to make you understand the full extent of how badly you should feel. You should feel bad. And I will never ever drop it. When you ruin Ki Elementation for me that take off. You can stop

reaching for your bag, take off your game. Please don't go to the roof. Right, I'm going. I'm gonna jump onto that car. Yeah, you've forgiven me for this, I've forgiven you. But I will say this, I was genuinely this and a lot of people were. And that was when I when I think you revealed to all of the social media networks that you were a sensationalist. It was you are proud. It was like my roommate Armand who he wrought his loves drag Race. He and his

girlfriend Kayla. It's appointment viewing for them after a long day of you know, struggling in l A. They come home to that they have that, and they know that RuPaul is going to be you know, mother, father god

to them all at the same time. And they burst forth from there from their room that night and they're like, I mean, yeah, it's funny that he's getting dragged, but I'm pissed because at that point it had been the top five and they're like, Katia, like, I think was very very much the favorite of fan favorite, and it was shocked. It would be shocking to just hear that Katia was eliminated. And guess what a lot of people just heard. Yeah, we just heard it in a vacuum,

announced without any fanfare on Bow and Yang's wall. It's very easy to get the tea on RuPaul's draggers too about what happens, like, it's very easy. If you want it, it can be found. But most don't want it. I just don't want it from my greatest friend. I mean, does that anymore? But when will it stop for you? When? When will you stop? Yea, when we're talking about the madness is what we're talking about. The selfishness, the narcissism. It's the idea that you matter so much in a unit,

are so big that we are mere specs. This is the role I have settled into. It is not the role, it is the It is the cadence with which I speak, and that is I only say something if I'm sure I want to say it, and if I'm sure that it needs to be said in the world. And Honey, I will tell you better believe that. In that moment, I was shocked that Kato was eliminated, and I didn't

know where to channel them. You had to speak, and I had to speak, and there was no other place for me to put it except and the words you needed to speak were I have to say during as bow and monologue. Just now peaked over at the computer and I saw my lines thrilled at everyone else, and I am ashamed. I am so sorry. Very little vocal control. I don't do well from the diaphragm. But the thing is, Billy, the thing about you is we love. We love that

you have no vocal control. In fact, Billie and I were in Hammercats together and very frequently so with the way Hammercats worked in college was all month long. For three weeks, You'll be writing, writing, writing, writing, writing, and then there'll be a week of the show at the end of the month and every night Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, usually the show should be on Saturday. We rehearse every night. Honestly, maybe not the wisest model, but dedicated, but super dedicated.

And they produced good, good work. But this is before you learn like what marking and rehearsal even is, and the thing you learn how you don't need to constantly prove to everyone else your identity and your identity doesn't have to be the loud one. Honestly though, we I identified with you with this because we both right. We went back in the day. We both wrote high emotional,

high emotion sketch. I'd say one off three sketches I wrote required a sugar bottle to Honestly, I also loved to scream and shout in holler Billy sometimes will be losing that old voice by Thursday afternoon. Oh yeah, and we'd are and like from day one, David Sittarab has been mentioned on this podcast before, like he would like be tell me, hey, you can mark your voice. You know it's totally fine. No, I'm fine, I can do this through That was the most aggro I'll ever be

in my life. Telling people know I'm cool to scream all week. Meanwhile, I am pounding news to next because I hear that's what opera singers take before a big show or something. What is Oh my god? So Billy living with Billy? You a roommates for many years, roommates for many years, living with Billy and just watching from afar with fascination the things he would put in or on his body. Was just really was one of the

first people. So sorry this conversation guys had about just like computer, I'm just this is a fascinating conversation that I really want to have. Billy was one of the first people who showed me that baking soda was a thing you could put on your body when you showered. What or like, Billy, like what big what can't baking soda be used? Can't bakings used? But did you ever do did you ever do something with vinegar and else?

I did? You didn't know me as much during that time, but like that's mostly been an l a thing where I didn't wash my hair for a year and a half to mixed results. But he went that long. I was using occasional baking soda in vinegar, which does like and when you use it in the day, like your hair is equally clean as un each shampoo, but you should still wash it. But start as I started itching

the back of my head. Yeah your filth. Um well, and I have been talking this whole time, you um but no, like I probably introduced to you using like a baking soda face mask, like for the sake of exfoliation. Nothing gets those you know, black cats and subacious filaments like quite like baking soda. I highly recommend it does Baking Soda. Sponsor this podcast Castle Baking soa cast for Baking Soda promo code face come from. Um, wait, you

can give showers, Billy Billy? Can we can we tell everybody what the cardinals sin you committed in our showers? I mean you pop in dare. Yeah. I've done a lot of bad things and showers I've shared with Bowen. I've used them for too long. I've one day when he came home, he came home to find me screaming teenage creed way. I totally like, uh and you know, and at one point that came up. You know, I said, joke. Lad. They wasn't sure he had heard it, but but it

was it was absolutely heard by Bowen. But the number one thing is okay, so danger Box the improv group. Bone and I were in at n y u Um every beginning of the year. Once we get the new people in, we'll do a secrets night, and so you know, we get drunk, we get hot, and we bonded by sharing stupid secrets. And one senior year, Bone and I were living with David sitter Off and beautiful stuiveson town.

Absolutely absolutely we'll talk about what absolutely leads a moment, but um we will we I like after many secrets are already shared, and many had already been heard by people in previous years. Are mainly for the new people, you know, like all right, bow and I have a secret for you and everyone else. Last week I ship in the shower and I scream and he had to stand up. He couldn't be near me. I adjusted listen.

Sometimes a far is a chart is a ship. We've all been there, and if you haven't been there, you you need to go there. Everyone. If you are sitting at home and you haven't pooped your pants in the time, I shoot my pants and the whole foods like three days ago on Easter no, Billy, just a little bit. But but it but it did cross the line. Have you ever have you ever pooped in the car when you're driving? Have ever put no, thankful, I mean nonsense.

I'm sure I did, like a four year old. But when I was in high school, I was driving home from from my think track practice from cross country I pooped in that car. Yeah, a little known fact. It's never been mentioned here. Matt Rogers went to n y U on a cross country partial scholarship. Has it never been mentioned? Yeah, that's true. I guess we can reveal

that they should rescind that money from me because I went. Well, actually, no, I did get to go to n y U on academic quote unquote scholarship because they create an athletic sauship because it was a school. Um, I'm about for another I'm about do for another pant shooting moment. Yeah, I mean they happened. I mean that was actually one of the first time, said Madden, I got to truly bond is in colloquium class. In dramatic writing, we have to every three weeks. Um. Uh, you have to produce a

new short scene. They end up often being sketches for the people whom we were like, oh yeah, you wrote I wrote it was like it was a dramatic model. I was a dramatic storytelling with actors with bodies. Um, groundbreaking theater. Absolutely, I mean yeah, it really was everything that Julie Taymarkert hoped for in a five dollar budget. Um,

but um I was. I wrote a story about time I shop my pants in an Eddie Bauer outlet when I was in eighth grade and the process of how it built up and how a rate the radio playing the bathroom and once I finally got there was what cost my pants as I was unbuckling my belt and I was lucky enough to embody that truth. You were embodying the truth of my body. That's actually is how well I remember. I did an internal transfer into TIS

from n M y U and Billy transferred from Chicago. Yeah. Yes, so so we were both sophomores technically in the eyes of the program. And and so we meet each other and we're in the same film class, and Billy says to me, we're I'm just trying to get to know anybody, probably same for you. This is first day we're talking, first day we ever met, and Billy says to me, Yeah, I did a lot of um improv and comedy in Chicago, so I'm definitely gonna be continuing that here with the

Box and Hammercats. And I was like, oh, well, I'm gonna uistion for Hammercats too, And I think you looked at me and I looked at you, and we both thought there was absolutely no way that person is funny at I can't tell you, like the initial it wasn't even lowing because when that active, it was the dismissal of each of us. The first day when we were in that film group together going out and essentially filming stock footage off like streets side. Yeah, yeah, it was horrible.

It was so stupid. We should go into a Getty image search to make sure our stuff hasn't been put up there as part of them. Why use money making schemes? But he literally he just like was so like confident that he was going to do. I was like, well, I think it's probably besported to be nervous and like anxious. I certainly was. And I was like, yeah, I'm an audition too, we'll see. And then I walked into class

the next day. The other class we were in together because they put us in a lot of classes together in the very beginning, and they knew something, something would be connected. Um but anyway, so I shared eyes just now, I don't know what that was. I walked. They went up the ventilation shaft. No, no, not here. Don't blame me, blame George Lucas. He wrote it. He wrote, I'm like king right now for podcast. He's literally regurgitating. Don't come

for me. It would come from me about Star Wars episodes one, dials and gas and just I have two words for you. Gets oh, no, two words for you. The fucking what? What were the what were the green? The green Asian people? They were so way to take way, to just take all your loathing of Asians and Jews and put them into one nice lizard people. Must have been a producer on the Gungans were the absolute worst

black stereotype too, and not even black. It was like Caribbean stereo where all of a sudden, you he did one good thing and then Brinks had to be his slave. Yeah, oh my god, oh my, oh my god, I totally forgot about It's not just like and it wasn't even thing of like. Okay, I helped you, Now you helped me charge are offers. He's like, I'm your slave. He's begging to be made submissive. He's like, you did something good for me, I'm your slave. Oh my god, just

like what like stupid cartoon logic. Well, I mean you have to remember it was a different You're right, I'm I'll never forget. Like, I was so excited. I was seeing a few times that I went to movies like with friends, and I bought and we got tickets in advanced like I think the first time ever ward movie tickets online. I was very big into the internet age then and all the possibilities that were on the tips

of our fingers and we could just taste it. But I went out and bought two lightsabers that day and was making my dad fight with me at the yard, and I wanted to bring them to the movies and my mom said no. And I was so exciting when that came out. That was the first Hour Wars I had ever seen then as kids, did it register that it was a bad movie? Absolutely not? Absolutely not. My dad walked out like saying like, oh my god, that's terrible. I'm like, what doesn't he get about this. I mean

that was as a child. It's amazing. The pod race just like again at all video game. The pod racing video game was like, yeah, it started the whole podcast. What Star Wars podcast? Right? Star Wars podcast. Race is a bad sketch. We need to write after the race with oh yeah, because it wasn't enough to enough hybrid in the Train Federation. You actually had to go full Shylock with wat to the junkyard owner. Oh my god, I don't even want to know. We've talked too much

about one. Wait wait, wait, what was I just saying before that? Um? Uh? The school and then I content I walked and I walked into the glass Villion I shared together, and I think, so no Patel. I was like,

how was your weekend? And I was like really good. Actually, I auditioned for or the Sketch Comedy Group and I got on and Billy goes so did I, and I was like I knew they had chosen four people out of like the hundred and fifty that in an audition, and I was like looked at him and I was like what and he was like what, I will say that. We had that moment and then we immediately thought, I'll trust the process. I was just ask when did the

chill by the end of that class? I think, well, for me, it was when I guess you we had a mutual acceptance of each other, or like, well, because I I'll never forget this, because it was also when I met Sudi. But the program had us right um monologues and we all had to deliver the monologues because we were gonna be casting each other in the scenes that we had written. And so I mean no shade to anyone that might be listening to this from from that time where we all are on the same class.

But it was so bad. I mean they were an actors doing it, and no one was a good writer at that time. And Billy was so funny. He was so funny, and I was like, oh wow, I mean I got I get it. You mean study all had really good pieces. You did just a straight up monologue bout the time a guy peed on you at O a R concert that well, that it was part of it. It was. I went through my eye playist and put it on shuffle, and every time I got to it a song, I would write what that reminded me of?

And one of them was it was an ore song, and I ran and I was an ore concert in high school, and I ran in very fast because I was excited that my friend Laurien was going to go pee in the boy's room. And I was so fucked up. But I slipped on a puddle of piss, landed on my back in the piss, and a guy turned around that was in the urinal with his dick out still peeing, pointed at me and left, and a little bit of

the piss good on me. So I'm a monologue in the Beautiful Start of Your Friends, and that is Billy's fantasy porn. I needed you to pee on my sister. Okay, on that note, but wait, but one more on that note, Casper masters, wait one more thing is I just want to say also, who was amazing? Who? I never forget what. I went to the bathroom because I was like, this is so bad. And as I was coming back in, Sudie Green was like playing. So she did a monologue.

It was SERRITI girl initiation. She had to go through a lot of things like it was so good, but anyway, that was like and then you put the two of us in a scene together so it was a scene that you wrote and study and I did together, which is kind of funny. It was an iconic moment, like in terms of the historical significance of it. Yeah, it definitely was. I brought you too. I said yes, and I was like, oh, these are the two people that were great And then, um, it was a scene that

you wrote. It was like a sketch that you wrote about how like me on the phone trying to get tickets to Broadway and she was like, it has was it cats? It has to be cat or rent? Now it was it had it had to be guests, And then like uh and then you were willing to accept rent, but both were already gone, yeah, oh yeah, that's what it was. The game was. She was like, she was like, it has to be cats. Tell them that we have to get tickets for cats. And I was like, do

you have anything for cats? And we just weren't getting that. It was not on broad if you don't mind me, I because I remember my scene. I remember my art um. It was a husband and wife who had come to New York so that you could have your surgery on your devate sceptum to your you'd cover up a small town, and you had a great health lan that would pay to get done in a better hospital, and you were willing to do it in New York for this because your wife really wanted to see Cats, but you didn't

want to New York. You were willing to see Sacramento as you'd always wanted to, and now she was pissed that Cats was no longer on Broadway. And these are the specifics that you need to be if you're going to slay in freshman colloquium at the Dramatic Ryan Department at n y U. Let me tell you you need to have certain things in your toolbook and write such gems as the Matt Rodgers Christmas Colloquium special that could

be an entire episode of this. You talked about the wedding last week, like like this need that needs dissection still the greatest thing I've ever written. It's yeah, it's problematic, question mark, Well, I want to know. Um listen, we have to take a break, don't we bowen? Don't we we do? We'll be right back with Billy Domino. Oo bitch, it's that part of the show again. It's a little bit of an offer for you. The listeners of Lost Culturalistas.

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Lad just gave up briefly earlier as BO and I was like absolutely a bone and I after our first year at and YU together, So going into effectively junior years, we're looking to move in together now as a twosome or were we originally going to be a threesome? We were originally going to be I was supposed to do that, but then that Matt who was going to live with us. We even I remember do you remember talking about this by the computers and Titian talking about our plans, and

Matt even made me. Matt even argued for okay, if we do share an apartments with threesome, we must on our living room wall put in big letters for precious girls everywhere. Thank god we were monks and he was gonna happen with that, you became an r ah. So that was a that was post me getting that was They told me that I was an alternate and to make other plans for housing, and then I was like,

let's all move in together. And then I guess something didn't work out with somebody and I got made to be. But then that left Billy and I to go and find some apartments with a Brooker named Flat. Now, for those who don't understand, you know, a two bedroom apartment it's much more expensive per bedroom than a three bedroom. It's also harder to find in general three bedrooms. They're

out there to be had. And for those of you don't know, there are of course always other people to ask, well not other people who would end up and you know, being on a podcast with you seven years later, I mean we can throw you under the bus if you like. Right now is being like, yes, you're expendable and replaceable. In fact, I'll do that and say yes, that is true.

So anyway, we moved on without you. It's not going to be a billion dang dang, sweetie, And it's got to change to ding ding because I'm taking ding dong with me. God damn it. I think it's in the contract, that ding dong dog. But anyway, we met with Vlad, who was how would you describe in Billy, he was just this beautiful slavic elf. Yeah, he was just a wonder He was a wonderful upbeat man who was you know,

going to business school at night. And he like any good real estate agent and I should know because I became one for two years after graduation. That was my get by um. But he was very optimistic about whatever was a possibility for you in terms of housing. And he was never afraid to twist what you had just said to make you think you were on the same page. So you know, look, look can we do can we do an improv? Okay, so let's you're gonna be You're gonna you are in charge of this improv. So you

if we break rules, you let us know that. But you know, but yeah, bowhen you be bowing lum bowing. Yes, absolutely, yes, go find the big place. Yes, we're going to find a place of lad maybe my friend Billy and I we were thinking that we would find married couple and absolutely just just my roommate, just very accepting. Well, thank you glad. We were just looking for like a place that's um two bedroom studio. Yes, can definitely do an You'll put a wall up, a fun studio bookcase. I'm

somewhere below fourteenth Street Clinton. Yeah, absolutely, Hale's kitchen okay, well, very big high rock party party, yes, something something quiet and close to a train, not know, big bars, big scene, you get the girls, D train, D train. Okay, well lad um, thank you so much. And um, we definitely can't do pre war. Pre war is all he's got so big you would and the refrigerator absolutely absolutely well, hey, um, it's okay for us to do that accent because because

I am who I am, that's all I'll say. Well, I would say that was a very good improblem. Now after having seen it, I can I have a very good depiction of what that was. I've never actually met a real estate broker that wasn't a complete sketch comedy character. It turns you into a monster like you'd never even expect, like you I would know, like I did, like within the first week of like train wheels off and being

a renting agent on my own. By the way, I legally the company I worked for was very nice about taking on young people because they were willing to skirt the law you have to have a license or like we'll train you for your technically be a trainee. But like I guess, trainee is not an acceptable term or a good one to you know, sort of business exactly. So they decided okay, well, we can't call you a real estate agent. Let's call you an apartment show where

you're the person who shows apartment. And so they didn't even put apartment shore and this put show where which just looks like shower or it just looks like we're not a grower shower. So I went around handing these out to people in deep Brooklyn like for a year and a half, and everyone's just like, what does it mean? Shower shower? I mean, showers have been a recurring theme this episode. Have I ever told you guys about Lawrence, the guy that we dealt with, Oh my god, it

was the real estate agent in like Brooklyn. He showed a lot of places in Park Slope. I just won't say where he works, but um, dish but fine destination real estate. Avoid them if you're looking for places in Brooklyn, because they're misleading. We he me, David Mazzoni and our friends Andrew Martin, managed Ackman. We were all we were all looking for and before bedroom together. And because as we've just been established by Billy, as you go up in the in the amount of rooms, you know, it

gets a little cheaper. Um. So basically we see a four bedroom and it's a four bedroom that that fourth bedroom has been against has a all put up and that's how it's constructed. And he was like yeah, so when they showed it as a fault, four bedroom was listed as a four bedroom. So we take it because it's amazing. Move in and when we get into the walls down was a very nice apartment, and I was like furious because he never told us that we would have to put the wall back up ourselves. That was

never said. It was marketed as a four bedroom, so I feel like and then he was like he was. It was like so difficult dealing with him, and he was such a monster, like no, no, no, no, they never let you speak. He was such like a Brooklyn Dick. And I was just like, ohh and I've literally I said to myself, I'll never have a bad experience with a real estate broker again because now I know better. And then when Henry and I were moving again, we

had another bad experience. You just see him furiously lifting like not enough weight at Blank Fitness. He was not a happy guy. Billy can make these classes, Jim jokes because he is at Equinox. Now listen, when I got the family guy John I one and paid off a lot of debt and too the only way I treated myself as like, listen, I want a gym where I can feel very comfortable to relax showering afterwards. And if you've ever never been an Equinox shower, it's a wonderful experience.

So even it's just like it's your it's not like you know you're in a group shower. It's not like you just have like the shower cartain. There's no hint of mold or anything. It's constantly being cleaned. If someone is not in a shower, that shower is being cleaned and is entirely I only use the car equipment. I only use the ellipical, the rowing machine, the treadmills, and like I'm not a weight person because I don't want to.

I want mostly lean. Yeah, I mean certainly strong, but like and I want to lose the weight the muscles, but like tone and like yes, but like so it's not I don't need all the insane equipment, and like I need to start make used to the classes. But I just do it because I'm really I'm renting a second bathroom for you know, for a little under two month. It's ridiculous. So tell us about the celebrities that you've seen. I've seen not so I'm primary we go to the

Hollywood Equedox sounds good. Not as many there because's newer and it's all it's like sort of nability. Where the celebs go. Is the Weeho Equedox or right on it's right on the western end of the Sunset Strip near like the viper room and the whiskey and all that stuff. A lot of sex I imagine there would have shr you had sex with John Cryer. He's shockingly good. I mean, like everything that he holds back during all that anger comes out in bed or or in a locker room. Wait,

so wait, what's what's the deal with this one? At the Weeho one, I have my biggest celebrity siding there. I saw two in one night. I saw Mickey Rourke, who was getting the face isn't getting better, but I love him, I mean mad and I know I love the wrestler Wrestler, I love it, one of my favorite movies. Yeah, And but the really shocking signing of the night was I saw Fabio there. Fabio does go to a public you know, a public gym in that sense, we don't

just do it all at home. But he was there sitting on like the leg curl machine in a button down shirt and very tight jeans. He would do one rep and then rest and let people come and talk

to him. He was holding on the leg curl the heavy weights, like was he doing Like no, it was just like not much at all, and he was barely ever doing and he was just sitting there and like people come over him and shaking their hand, and then like after a few minutes, just to save face, was acting like okay, but I gotta get back, you know, to doing doing the leg He just wanted to be on display at I'm shocked he wasn't charging for a

hand right, well he was. He wanted to be on display at a place where there is a check in dusk. And but did he look okay, like did he still have the hair? Bobby'll look fine, fabb He was aging like a human ages so like, I mean, he's got to be what sixt at this point. And he's of course most famous for being on a Polish chariot and taking a bird in the face on its first run. Ever, it was have you heard about this you've never heard about this, talked claim to fame and I know it

wasn't but was for being on. I can't believe it's not better ads. I mean absolutely for sure. Like in the experienced multiple career round the side, and one of them had to be They opened up in bush Guard and Williamsburg. They had like their first like hyper coaster, which means a coaster over two hundred feet and it was called Apollos Chariot. Probably a lot of people know what if you've ever been, if you live in that part of the country, you've definitely written it so like

you have. If you're organ miles, you'll ride the chariot. Maybe that's just me because if if I loved in Virginia, I'd be on the thing. Wait it, Oh, no, I've never done a polistary. I've never been to bush Guards Waite's work anyway, I've never been on almost it was it was a polis chariot, right, I'm not wrong. It was a polis chariot. Okay, So he was on the inaugural and it was Bush Garden's Williamsburg. Right. If it's a polist Jared, it's got to be Bush Guarden's Williamsburg Baby.

That's actually the tagline of the Coast. So he was on the first entire coaster advertising the park. Basically, he was on the first time they ever ran it her And it was like Fabio was going to running in the front row and he took a fucking bird in the face and it broke his nose smash right in and you can watch that, you can pull up on YouTube, and there's just him like it's going on the first

hill and suddenly you just see bad. He's bleeding and he's like scared because like he barely understands what happened, and he's got a deep, deep gash. I know, David broke his nose fully. I think it was insane, especially because it was a select berdy and the very first time it was going and that bird had to ruin a bad bird. You think, oh, that bird very dead, go to bird hell that die though, that's sad when a die. When I remember when a bird die, I cry.

But then the next day I see another bird and I think, good, Billy, what's your theory about Moonlight? About like the movie about the movie Moonlight? Your theory that you told us? I think he's gay, and you know what, it's subtle, and I'm one to hear their arguments, but it adds up in the end if you piece it together. I think he likes dudes. What's what's your theory about the celestial bodies in moonlight? Oh? I think you know it's got to be the moon because you know the

moon is the happier sun. Or no, it does, it's the sadder sun. I think the moon is lonelier. So that, guys is all that's culture, is his work. We pip each other out for a week old bits, but we can't really are about but we'll fill in the gaps. But hey, it's still fun for the for the listeners, for people who haven't heard, the children who listen, of

the things you do to keep going. I'm not gonna because as both of you know, and anyone in a danger box or hammercats Carter task to I famously can't harmonize. I have no what you're saying. I'm saying, I'm no good. No. Billie is one of those singers and I don't know what it is. But for people who are self self proclaimed or or self labeled tone deaf singers, they end up trying to sing along to a melody, but they just their ears is apt enough in such a way

that they'll just sing the harmonies without thinking about. I think I'm the reverse. I heard you sing a harmony. The only song I've ever heard you sing is going to fun is you know? To man anyway? Yea, oh Man's money. You're gonna lie oh Man's money. It's a bitch, girl. We don't have the rights. We don't have the rights. He says. It's a bit. Yes, this was is. I don't like that. There was there were bitches then this

was a bit. If you had gone through it, can I just say as well as we're on, like, I don't like this, Like no, I just can't. My mom is recovering from surgery. You know. Currently she's to be fine. It was planned surgery. It's leading to a better life. Everyone's very happy. I'm excited to see her. But I think it's gonna be she's gonna have a clear renaissance. Um many once you've had more than one, it's renaissance. Um. But so she's on just on the couch right now,

you know. And so she's watching lots of Netflix, and you know, stuff like that, and I'm trying to make different recommendations to her. She mentioned that she's very excited to watch that Casey Anthony mini series, just like I guess the desire of documentary a bast on. I'm like, oh my god, if you're interested in, you know, that true crime stuff, which she is too in saying something like, you have to watch people were his O J. Simpson was the best thing on TV last year, and it's

on on Amazon or on Netflix right now. And I go on for five minutes talking about you know, Sarah Paul said, and talking about uh according to be Evans and UH. At the end she's like, oh my god, sounds incredible. Of course I could never watch it because of that man. Like what you're talking, I could never watch anything with O. J. Simpson. That man is even I'm like, well, don't they don't make him look good, like it's not like he's making money off Oh no,

I agree to completely, but I couldn't do it. Oh my, what's what's your mom's first name? Again, Suzanne, you don't remember when I'm when I said Sue earlier when we were talking about mom o porn, you better listen. You're not really a listener, You're just a spoiler. I thought it was gonna. I thought it could have been Linda because you said Linda. But Linda was the one that

got pregnant. You didn't say respectively, Linda was the one that Billy got pregn You know, if I'm talking, if I said talking parallel structure, parallel structure from why the word respectively and exists so you can you can do the one to one association and correlation. And the reason respectively exists is so that we can understand when people

don't make clear parallel structure happen. Because if I'm saying to you that this is a this is mom and aunt for impregnation porn, what I say Sue and Linda are here, just understand that Sue is mom and Linda is all. Understand you understand? Did was ask you what your mom's name was? You didn't know? This is you know what that also you've met her. The overall decibels of this episode are much higher than usual because Billy is our our second straight white CIS male guests. I know,

what are you doing? Well? Like you're losing your brand willingly, you're seeing it. We want we want to incrementally expert sponsored by Mattresses were rocks here, how about this. We're gonna turn it around. We're gonna get this, crafters, come look through your fucking face. We're gonna turn this around. Right now, Billy, I want you for the next few minutes to be very gay. Ally be gay, guys. I can't feel this fun. No, you talked in a high voice,

and that is offensive. You better be gay right now. I wasn't being gay right then. I was on a high voice acting like I wasn't gay. So I will not hear any of that. So if you actually think about the content, what has happened. I think Billy is a really fascinating It's just a really fascinating specimen. Billy will project masculinity in his in his way, which is just that high but forceful and and very aggressive. I'm grabbing Bowen's wrist as I speaking. Do you think that

he should be gay? Right now? Come on, I'm on the spot right now, and I don't know what to do with it. I don't know what to do with it. Talk to us like you are gay? Okay, Billy? Billy? How is um? How is how is fire Island? I mean I'll go again. Great' that's all we needed. There's foam in my bag. Have you been watching RuPaul's drag Race? I have no. I'm always beat. I always known ever know when it's going on, and then it starts, and then I feel like we All you have to simply

do is look it up. All you simply must do is look it up like any other specially I'm trying to reject technology and all. It's no okay, but this is actually this is the place to talk about it. As long as you want to break this up. I brought this up specially to you bow before. So how do you pronounce your name? Rachel Dolaziel Rachel DoLS Okay?

That was a that was a pivotal moment for me in sort of recognizing like I because I you've always known me to be someone who is performatively sexuality fluid?

Is that an accurate term? Performatively You've never been afraid to step in and out of, you know, and then like and then and often times like there's especially a period for like about up until right around the time Rachel dola is all happened that I was like consistently tweeting in a way that would make you any reasonable I think, like, okay, you are a gay man, like

we're just speaking from you know, that particular truth. And then and I was doing it like that joyce because I like doing it and like a lot of the joke Oh my god, oh my god. But um, I was you know, it was just the jokes that I was happy to be making. And then I got that happen, and I just had this mental collapse of being like, oh my god, have I you know, just because I feel close to the gay community. Well that's also me being a narcissist, but which is very true. Do not

let Rachel Dolas I'll ruin your tweets. No, don't let Rachel Dolas all jettison you into a narcissist. If we don't learn from her, it's like she never happened. It's like she'll show up again. No, I was, who don't learn from Rachel Dolas all our do. God bless Rachel Dolas because we got her and Kim Davis on the podcast. I would live for that. I would live for Kim Davis and I honestly, if we had Rachel Delas on, I wouldn't bring anything up. I'd just be like, so, um,

what do you think? What do you think of big little lies? Big little lies? Um? No, Billy, I you have you have jumped, You've you've switched your hats with with sexuality, um in such a way that is not insulting or not. You're not claiming it as your own thing, like uh, and you're not like if you were like fucking the president of GLAD and you were just claiming that you were sometimes gay, than that would be for you. This is real. Who are you afraid of? There? Who

am I afraise? Like? Gonna come for me you and be honest if I'm also gonna be honest. I feel like Joel Kim Booster stopped liking my tweets like it's ass is a lot after a while and that and honestly it was around the same time I was considering it. And there was something about an interaction too, I had with him, someone who I think is amazing to have incredible respect why he's hilarious, and after initially feeling like he really liked me, we just didn't like talking as much.

So yeah, this is and Joe, if you're listening right now, this is me coming for no, I have I bet there's nothing to that. I feel not love to see. I feel like I understand the situation. Well, here's what I'm saying. I'm just saying that I'm seeing a lot of people who are upset about like like, if you're a white straight woman, I don't need you to be

upset about someone saying someone saying the word faggot. For me, I really don't have a conversation the other day, I literally don't care for Yeah, I don't need you that that's all I meant to saying, we don't need you. Thank you, but we don't need you. And your voice definitely doesn't need to be the loudest. So it's just interest. Because I also feel like a lot of a lot of this stuff like oh my god, what am I doing?

What am I going into the world. It's kind of interesting, like who exactly who are you afraid is going to come for you? I have to ask myself that question a lot. I'm like, I feel weird about this tweet or I feared to feel weird about this, or I've seen this and I feel strange about it. What exactly am I afraid of? And the answer a lot of times, it is like someone that wouldn't even be offended by it.

It's just someone that enjoys being offended. And I think there's like a big difference right right, And it's like it's never for the other person's benefit, Like the call out culture is never intended to help the person that is being called that. It is only how it is only a tool for self a grand If you're posting it on Facebook, you wanted likes for it, and and and that's something you have to admit to yourself. It's fine, it's fine. Whatever. It's fine to want likes and you

know what, do what you want. But also just know that don't use this as your way to get Like we had an exensive coversation the other day about the use and like a Facebook response of the phrase, Like I thought about, you know, direct messaging you, but I thought this would be more helpful to do, right, Like It's like, don't just don't think that we're all gonna be like on board for that, because we see through it.

Like I see through it personally, which is why I as assists white male advocate, uh, you know, always play Devil's advocate, you know, because that's that helps everything. It's important that anyone who may or may not be oppressed knows that there's a different side that they should see from the view of their oppressor, even if it's act of oppression, they must understand the good it's bringing them. Yes, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely glad. Now no, this is wow, this is real

for real. Struggle with that a lot because and now even I'm thinking on the other side of it, it's like you want someone to speak up for you, like, but the thing is like, oh no, no no, remember that we're also no no no, no, no no. But here's the thing and this is this sounds so maybe you can speak to more with not probably not. It's this is all I'm into. This is all I want

to say, is that, like ally, SHEP is absolutely necessary. Um, but yeah, I think we're all just we're all just really trying to compete for like who can like speak up. May tend to turn a phrase you don't have to stay in your lane, but don't jump the fucking medium. Oh that's pretty great. But does the median mean that they're they're going the opposite way? Oh my goh my god.

And of course you would have you known. J Gould say you know, the medium is not the message that we have to you know, understand how to look at a data set in a way that's holistic and not focus on the abstract. Absolutely absolutely. I mean, guys, if you want to talk more about a scientist the nineties analyzing his own means with theloma diagnosis, I'm happy to stick around away we can do the is this for the premium because after hour Billy has more access to

everything he knows than anyone I've ever met. Billy in this and please this just come for me in the comments, Billy is the most functionally hilarious person who's on the spectrum. Yeah, and when he says come for me in the comments, he's talking to you time time, talking for us. In the comments of this episode, say um, just Billy Domino, God, what a fucking treasure? Do you feel like a treasure? Do you? One can never feel like a treasure? I

am not gold, I am not a chest. But can one feel treasured as one who has kept in the heart as one is kept in the spears, one was kept light? Yes, I do, in this moment feel like a treasure because I'm sitting here. Do you think I'm a candle in the background. Do you think that you text us enough? We live across the country now, and do you think that you text us enough? Now? I'm fired.

So what people who are out in the room right now we're not seeing is that there's a table between us that matin bowing on one side of and I'm on the other side. But really it's not a table. It's a standing for Nevada in New Jersey and Colorado, in Pennsylvania and Nebraska and Ohio and Iowa and Indiana and Illinois, which is where we meet if we take that particular route across the country. So what are you saying? We should have to Chicago together for a weekend and

we shouldn't worry about and just have fun. Yeah, we're in our thirties, Billy. What's your favorite movie? What's my favorite? I know the answer to this, so yeah, there are so my favorite movie is probably Boogie Nights, although I haven't seen enough Pete. I've never seen Mignoli and I feel bad. It's a lot of frogs reading from the sky. Yeah, and oh, I don't like that. And amphibians need to choose. Okay,

you're a fish or you're a reptile. You know what, don't see any movie with Tom Cruise why, I mean, I'd agree with that for financial but I live so close to all the Scientology center. That was literally the first thing I asked when we wouldn't pick me up was like, we gotta you gotta drive me past Scientology and that building. Let me tell you it screams. I'm fit. I took these two or to want to drive around around the side of what did you blast out of

my priest speecher Betty who who? Somebody loves you. People need to know that we are here for them. That like, here's how you spot a scientologist in l A. If you live in like that, you know, on that Silver Lake Glostre, laziest Hollywood border, you're gonna find them if you ever want. I mean, you're gonna see the scientologist slaves on the sidewalks, you know, handing out with the free personality test things. But where you're really going to

see them with some consistency is there's a van. So you're gonna find at Sunset and Virgil and you're gonna go in there any night of the week, but particularly a week night around twelve thirty am. And you're going to see multiple pairs of scientists and they will be together in pairs. They don't go out alone. As far as I can tell, they dress a certain way. They are they well even if they weren't, but they do.

They are still wearing their scientology uniform is going to be black pants and a blue or wide button down shirt and usually a black vest. Because essentially their dresses like helpers. It's attendance. We're here to guide you into your spiritual journey. But because they're getting paid you know, literally slave wages, or I shouldn't say literally in that sense, but like you know, they're being paid below minimum wages. What I'm looking for, um uh. They are out to

purchase always. They're never purchasing like a full load of groceries or anything. There was buying one toiletree either like a stick of deodorant or a new toothbrush, something of that effect. And they're getting one personalized sized snack like one of the tiny buckets of cheese it's or a single milky way or something like that. And and I

don't it's so scary to watch. And all I want to do is, you know, reach out and say hey, people, are here who aren't in that, But there's no like it would almost, in some ways almost be a hate crime to do that because you have you have to approach as it's religion. What a scene. I mean, God,

I'm like I should write it. The fact, the fact of the fact that they have something called the Celebrity Center means that they want you to know that they have celebrities and that that matters to them, and that is inherently fucked up. No, but do you know the history they're like in terms of why please? It's like the general idea of that is uh Ron Hubbard when he was founding it was saying like, no, it's not about you know, getting a ground up like grassroots, you know,

we are the roots of the people. Fuck that. The way you bring in people is you know he is said. He used the term celebrity in the exact same way as someone will now say influencer when they're talking about social media, and he's like, we need to get those high profile people who can then spread our mess for them, who people want to be like, and we then we need to make scientology, you know, an essential part of that person's identity, and then trying to mimic that person's path,

be it Tom Cruise or and Archer. I mean, she's the big scientologist we're all interested in, and I think she's I think son is that guy, her son Mskovidge? No, no, no, her son is this guy who? Do you remember that documentary that came out I think not Martin Basher. It was there was a BBC documentary one time about scientology trying to figure out like what the ins and outs were, and um they were there. There was like a public I'm forgetting the guy's name and Tommy something. I think

I'm almost Tommy. I can't believe it last name. And he was like the voice of the church. And he one time got the got the BBC reporter so upset that the BBC reporter like ended up screaming at him on camera and they took him off the dock. But that is an Archer's son. Has Anna Archer been on the pod yet? We're gonna bring it onto promote fatal attraction? Oh my god, I mean what an opportunity. Yeah, I mean, so Dave, our friend Dave Mazzoni, previous guest of the

podal thought he was saved. Friend Dave mcvidge, our friend Dave just casually. I didn't know what he meant. But the other day, remember this man, he was like, I mean, scientology is just as insane as Catholicism. But it's like, well no, well here's the here's where he was coming from. He was saying that we don't know what Catholicism was like thousands of years ago. We don't know that they have an imprisoned people. We don't know. There's a lot.

I mean, any organized religion have hot take here, they're they're fucked up, ye like, and I'm not. I look, your belief system is your belief system, but I do believe there is a certain bizarre but like there's a dark quality to organized religion, which is why the official religion of Lost Cultures is non denominational Pentecostal. We're not part of any formal you know, Southern meeting or anything

like that. We're just here to speak our truth any time we can, absolutely, And speaking of speaking truth now, I think it's that time in the podcast where it's time to do I don't think so, honey. However, this episode is a little different, isn't it about It's a little different. I think we're gonna try something new shoes. Everyone in home gasps. This is kind of a bizarro take on I Don't Think so, honey. And this was proposed actually by Billy a segment called I Doubt It's Sweetie.

Now explain how I doubt it Sweetie would be different from I don't think so, honey. I'm not sure I mean to Let's be clear. This started when I screamed jokingly at bone and one day or can you have me on the pod? Are we gonna do? I doubt it, sweetie? So because of that miscommunication, we're now going to do I doubt it, Sweetie, And I think we shud I'll choose something that we're a little skeptical about, not something

that we hate. Yeah, I think, I think in our in my mind, it's just about like, you know, here's that thing that you did. Weren't thinking about that, you didn't think what's going to be a thing. But I'm gonna tell you it's really actually I actually have one. You have one. Great, So let's start this off, Matt. It's gonna set the tone is hugely important to Matt. Thank you for doing this. Matt. We've got one minute on the clock for the first ever. I doubt it, Sweetie.

And Matt Rodgers now it's sweetie. Time starts now. American Crime Story of season two is going to be about Hurricane Katrina. I doubt it, Sweetie. These have to be good. They have to be like entertaining, engrossing, an entertainment way. You're gonna kick it off with American Crime Story the People versus O. J. Simpson, and then you're gonna cast a Net Betting as someone we don't know. I doubt it, Sweetie. I'm happy that a Net Benning is going to be

on a show. I'm happy she's working with Ryan Murphy, but really, and then you're gonna tease us and say that the third season is going to be the murder of Gianni vers Statue and totally gag us and tell us that Penelope Cruz is gonna be playing Donna Tella and you expect us to sit through season two of Crime Story and it's about Hurricane Katrina. I doubt it, Sweetie. Honestly, I'm just not yet for it. When it's Ryan, I have to be gagged and I'm my guys here. I

doubt it, Sweetie. Also to be honest with you. I just I don't know that American Crime Story can top o j Simpson as I doubt that's, Sweetie, And I don't know. I guess I'm cautiously optimistic. I trust everyone but American Story, and that's one minute. I doubt it, doubted, Sweetie, doubt it, Sweetie, I care about you, but you you agree? I agree? Yeah, it is weird the way they were rolling out the promotion for season three and season ahead of season two even coming in. It feels like they

feel weird about their decision. Yeah, I think had he come across, I know, so we know what Season four is going to be, Charles and Diana. No, No, that's feuds, char the American Crime Story, Charles and Diana, idot that classic American crime. But it's like it's like they're getting that. I was auditioned along with our friend Jennie Jaffee for this pilot for the comedy Central was doing. They were

doing a quizble show. They paired people from college with a celebrity and so I could change Jeff and I eventually made to taping and we don't want you were paired with Christians and remember this, we went against the Dartmouth team with Rachel drags and we want we got

like fifty bucks for it. Never made air, didn't hear, but I didn't even make it, didn't make it to the show because they had the edition in threes and narrows down to twos and then and but just on just the general dollars question of what is the capital of France or no, most capital of Germany Matta Roger's ding ding Shimes in Belgium. Oh, I'm not smart. I always tell that I'm not smart. Smartest people, Bull, that's what I mean. You saw what happened and wants to

be a millionaire. I mean, well, by the top by the time this, yeah, I know it's well, it's already been out. Wait, it's already been out. I thought it was four twice. Well, when we're recording this, it's going to be out tomorrow. But this is coming out in

a couple of weeks. If you didn't cut me off, you have heard me say, oh yes, because by the time that this is available on iTunes, is this white, straight male energy and I don't like it on the show and it maybe it Billy made me fucking bang that the mic standard note if you can come to Iguo Yang your I doubt it's, Sweetie. Is it's it's time for you? Okay, this is bause I doubt it, Sweetie. And as time starts. Now, Katy Perry trying to release a fourth album and it's supposed to be good, I

doubt it's, Sweetie, Katy Perry. I don't know what your POV is anymore, besides like going out on a Saturday or whatever the funk it was before, Katie, I doubt it, Sweetie. Look, I saw you perform live at Radio City Music Hall at the fundraiser concept for Hillary Clinton's campaign, and I think we lost because of you. Bernie would not have won, but but Hillary would still have lost with you in that fucking concert. I doubt it's, Sweete, Katy Perry. No

one needs you anymore. And I don't mean to mistreat our female pop stars and just really just go after them, but I doubt it, Sweete, Katy Perry, I don't know what the chain to the rhythm is. At first, I was sort of gagged for it, but then I saw the video, and I know Matt was gagged for it. But I saw that video and the words that came out of my mouth where I doubt it, Sweetie, you're gonna have it in a theme park, but not really stick to your guns with like what the message was.

I doubt it, Sweetie. Like I get it, we're all zombies and robots, but why add another unusual thing and being a theme parks To Katy Perry, I doubt it. I don't know. I think we were early to judge Chane to the rhythm. I think it's good. I think the messages gone. I think we were early to judge Martin O'Malley. I wanted to hear from what Pops would have would have done the Martin o malley benefit. I think it would have been someone fun, someone who's doing

interesting works. She would have been games, John Edwards stuff. But Martin would have gone for Becky g to get that Latino vote. Absolutely, Um, Lincoln Chafey got Philip Glass. It didn't work out. But I mean, I mean it's objectively a good decision, but just not a practical reach

for the for the votes. Now, Look, Katy Perry, I mean we I don't think we're too quick to judge because it's a fine song, but I feel like it's not charting, and so we were talking to our friend Amanda, and the studio is scrambling to get out another hit that's gonna chart before her. They won't release her album until she gets a number one. It sucks, but I mean it sucks for everybody. But I'm just saying, this

industry is a monster. It's horrible. So these doctors, Um, Matt, could you quickly do your impression of every like patient ever on you know, something like rays anatomy. But it's about them. They're the protectonist, these doctors. They don't know my husband, beautiful, beautiful Billy, it's time for your I doubt it's sweetie. Okay, we're gonna do an I doubt swete. Okay unless you want to do and I don't think so, honey. Okay, I'm gonna be really honest with you. Can I do both? Yeah,

we're gonna do it, all right. So this is about Billy Domino's I doubt it, Sweetie. Time starts now. You're gonna upgrade your Disneyland day passed to a season pass. Actually use it. I doubted sweetie. You're buying this past today and you're not even sure. Here at the window should we do a park Copper. You don't even know what a park operates. And you think you're going to come down Anaheim regularly and make this a thing to the point where it pays off. I doubt it, sweetie.

It took you so long to get down here. You've been living in l A for three years and you kept saying, I'd love to go. I went to disney World once. First of all, disney World is different. You have to have a whole different mindset if you're going to go to Disneyland. And so if you think you're gonna turn that into us something that's going to be financially worthwhile, I just doubt it. Are you gonna know what restaurants to go to? Are you gonna know what

lines get into at the right time? And frankly, it's just a hassle. Sometimes I doubt it, Sweetie, because I don't want you to commit to something right now that you're not ready to commit to, because we all know anything involving money is a scam. Because I doubted, Sweete, that you're actually ever going to make use of that. So why don't you just go to Knotsbury Farm? Do you like knots very far. I've never been. Really, I've never been to a place. We're going to Universal Studios,

Hollywood tomorrow. Yeah, I heard about this. Um. We there was a moment where we briefly considered not Spray Farm, and then I looked it up and I was like, there's no fucking way, There's no It's like, it looks good for roller coasters. I've been to Disneyland once for a day I looked. I mean one. I had a six Flags membership last year and I actually gotta canceled because I stopped paying the bill on it. And they said these angry emails you would not expect from gonna

be open park talking about it. They were going to come after me if I didn't pay my bill. Yeah, great value. Henry and I had a Susan passed to a Great Adventure and we only use them once. Yeah. I used my good friend Alexis. We probably went like six different times. I even went by myself one day. It felt really good. It feels weird when you walk around Valenci and the degree heat, but yeah, yeah, um it described to me in three words what California Adventure is. Oh,

it's good. Well, it's actually a dull fucking mess. Like, yeah, there's California screaming is good. It's it. I love what it's striving for, and it doesn't quite get there. Especially now that Hollywood tire terror is gone. They're putting in some Avengers thing. I think. No, it's a Guardians of the Galaxy theme fucking thing. It sucks. I can't believe. All right, so now you're gonna do it? I don't think so. Okay, Yeah, I'm sorry. I have to actually

do everyone because I respect your program. Yeah. Absolutely, We've done so many so it's like they know the lesseners know what they're getting, but with Billy Domino they don't know. So this is Billy dominoes. I don't think so, honey. Time starts. Now you're gonna make me wear a black suit to your wedding, I don't think so, honey. Okay, if you're gonna have me to do wait as a groom's in which I'm going through this weekend to a good friend of mine in San Francisco, I'm gonna do that.

I'm gonna be happy to drive up and pay money for it, But you're gonna let me wear the cold on my choice. I don't think so, honey, A black suit? What is a fucking funeral? We're here to celebrate marriage. We're gonna celebrate like we're not here to fucking more. And what is this? I don't think so, honey. If you why wear a black suit? First of all, why are wearing a black suit your funeral? Was you like that? Boring? That doll? Do nothing but cry? Why can't we be

more leans stuff? Why can't I beat trumpet? Why can't I just any color I want? I can dress and gold like dress some moth. I'm here to be me because me is what loved you. I don't think so, honey. And also, if you want me to wear black at your wedding as if I'm at a funeral, what is this the fucking morning of your bachelorhood? What is it you're not? You're said you're not gonna have sex with anyone else ever again, and that means I have to be I have to celebrate with desaturated colors. Let me

tell you this is I'm fearing. I'm a marriage should not be the death of sex. It marriages a time to get fuckedtual, time for you to go out and explore new things with a willing partner. I don't think so, honey minute, Oh come on, that's great. Honestly, I don't think i've ever seen you wear black to a wedding. I have a one black suit and I have to wear it this weekend to my dear friend Landy's wedding. He and his lovely Brian Emily. They're getting married up

in Oakland. I'm leaving tomorrow for it. I'm a groomless man. I'm so happy to be there, but I have to wear black. I don't wear black. I don't do it. And Billie's signature look is a pink fucking suit jacket and it is iconic and it looks great on him. Like i've seen you were blue as well? No, no, no, not blue like like an off red. I'm color blind, that's true. Have you ever thought about getting the glasses and crying? Wait? Are their color as their glasses that

look like my vision? Have you haven't seen this? This has been the one. This is like the new cochlear implant video. This is like these glasses. They're not perfect, but they help with saturation so they make a clear line between the different colors. I don't think I want to know, because then I'm gonna know, Wow, the world's beautiful and I'm not seeing. But one, you can wear the glasses if you want to. And to let me just tell you, in ten years, you're going to be

able to correct your color blindness. Literally, what's going to happen with um, what's crisper? With crisper? They're going to inject a virus into your eyes. They've already done with monkeys, thank you Radio lab. That is going to essentially implant the proper are they rods or cones for color? I think the rods? But what is it gonna do? Make me see everything brighter? No? Well, the glasses are going to make you see like you've told me before, like

you you couldn't tell hair was brown or green. It's gonna help make it a starker version of in this case brown, at least it should, and it's gonna be more likely to help you see you know the difference with that. But what's going to do when they inject the virus into your eyes and ten you're it's going to regrow the rods or the cones or whatever is that you're missing, and then you're going to be able

to see in color, So don't worry in yours. And you think it's gonna make my life better, I think if you want to see things, it's all you want to. I mean, I don't know. I'm mat No, Matt, is it gonna make your life better? I doubt it? And on this to be continued. No, it's so good on closers like that. You're so good. I mean, I'm so glad we're closing on Crispers Christpers. So it's not a virus,

but it is a virus. But it's also the snippets of DNA from the virus that will express UM the phenotype of the rods and the cones, obviously, and that's why. But when doctor blessing, blessings, blessings to you all, Thank you, blessings, Thank you Jack. What at visit at Billy Domino. It's at Billy Dominoma dot com. Come on now, not just we're gonna we're gonna block down. We'renna bleep that out. I mean, people, are you have my my email off of the spec script A different one, granted not my

private one. So we're gonna so we're gonna bleep that out. But just so everyone can know the shame of what he just did. Please actually bleep it, please, but like people need to know what he just tried to do, and you just ducks. Why don't you want to get an email? Because we have listeners and look, Matt, this is this is why don't you want to get it?

But who? I will take an email because what we're tiptoeing around is I just got laid off from family guy a few weeks ago, and it is time for me to work, and it's time for ability to work. And he will find the work in no time. I have no doubt about it. Matt. Will I forgive you for this like you did not forgive me for contigate? We will find out. Does it personally affect you if people email Billity like it personally affected my enjoyment of

RuPaul's Dragon? Yes? Absolutely? Who's to say that's all the time we have um And then you can find Billy Domino on Instagram at mom's first oda in public school. It's an agenda we are pushing. I'm Yang, I'm Matt Rogers, and I'm just happy to be here. By This has been a Forever Dog production. Executive produced by Joe Cilio Alex Ramsay and Brett Boum. For more podcasts, please visit Forever Dog Productions dot com. Do