"Someone Spilled Sauce" (w/ Michelle Collins)

have yet to address. That I think is things happening in the background that are huge, but that demands are our point of view. I mean, nothing demands our point of view, really, but like some of these things demand our point of view so we can move on. We have to, we have to confront these things head on so that we can they can be addressed and move on. For example, I mean, William Michelle of it all, William Michelle at all, the Lindsay Graham of it all, the

j K rolling of it all. I mean, there's a lot to go through. Oh you mentioned Lady g I haven't even thought about her. I've thought about Lady G a lot. I've thought about Lady G a lot in the grand scheme. I'm saying, in the first minutes of our conversation, haven't even considered Lady G. And yet Lady G is waiting in the wings. I want to address something straight away. Can you see these bandages all over

my arm? Yeah? What happened? I tried to ride a bike to like sort of like kind of free myself. I went over the handlebars of my bike. You have to understand. And our guest has said no, no, and I agree, she's sick. We have to bring her in. Let's just bring her in now. I don't want to wait. I don't want to wait. Pollicole called me Pollicle. Yeah,

called Matt Pollicle. For our lives to be over. Our guest is actually a huge cyclist, not only not only side cling fan, but also we've not even realized this, but we were. We've had Michelle on the schedule, and yet we've done our whole Survivor dance and we haven't even spoken to Ms Collins. So now here we go, she's gonna come in and she's gonna tell us her thoughts because there's much to discuss. Okay, so let's just go through the credits really quickly, go through them, because

why the funk not? Why then? Now, she's the host of The Michelle Collins Show on series x M one oh nine. Check her out seven am at ten am. Um she hosts um oh from the Neck Up. Oh yeah, I do host that from the Neck up live. Yes, so we got on a major network. I G Live tough. They let it huge audience live. That's so cool. Those four hundred people that watch are some of my favorite people.

A number number. Honestly, I'll tune into my IG live think it's a moment and like wait and be like, hey, guys, I'm waiting for you guys to come out, and it's like sixty sixty people numbers are wait for you guys to kind of like formulate all wait for you guys to get here, and all of us, not all of us, not all of us can be AO C and that that well, spend the first thirty seconds being like, hey,

hey guys, it's actual culture culture number seventy one. Not all of us can be AOC, all of us can be a C. Wait what you're on next Week's what I'm on next week's versus It's me versus Quest Love, and I hope people watch no, maybe that once a week there's like this versas with like a Z and it's like two musicians, like baby Face versus someone You're no, I'm kidding, come on no, but I don't know what's really.

Oh my god, My favorite part of Live is the first five seconds when you have like two thousand viewers and I'm like, oh my god, and then everyone's like fuck because honestly, how when you ever, whenever you log onto I G. How how often is it that you accidentally go on someone's life all the time. Well, it's sad because it shows you how fucking often I'm on it, Like I'm always clicking and topping and looking and d m NG and it's like, it's sad because it really

shows you. Um. I should also add so we continue that. I also in a couple of weeks have a podcast coming out that's a that's a breaking news. What's it called tell Us All About It? I don't know if I'm allowed to say the name, but I will. It's called when is this coming out This Wednesday? Wednesday? This is called tell Me Feel Like the name okay, okay,

ready Midnight Snack with Michelle Collins. I don't think I don't think you'll ever I don't think you'll ever be the name of a podcast that you used to host. It was formally called Fresh Batch, but then it changed to edit that out because edit that out you would say that all the time. Edit that out. Well, everything I say I like, just cut that. I don't want anyone knowing that I love Midnight Snack. It's evocative. It's just like it relates to food. It relates to like

being so sexy, which you know. I am never sexier than in Quarantine boys. I never I look like, um, I'm like the third like in the White Chicks, to like I'm the new third one, like it happened. Oh my god, I have like I have like late Tex space. Now I don't know anyone. My god. Let's White Chicks do well the Star of White Chicks do everyone? Please welcome into your ears, Michelle. Come wait wait, have you all of a sudden like I'm I'm lit up because I need to talk to you about so many things

like you mentioned Lea Michelle. Michelle, what is your take on Lea Michelle, and obviously movies. So I've had one interaction with Lea Michelle. I didn't at least at one interaction with her. They pitched her to come on my show like a few weeks maybe three months ago, right before Quarantine, and I was like absolutely, like yes, I want her to come on the show so that I

could And I never do that. I you know, I never talked to it about any of my guests, but I was just like, yes, like bringing her on so I can see at I r L because I've had some guests come on who have been very nasty. I'm sure you guys have to. But I was waiting at the wee Hoo parking garage, Matt, do you know where the celebrity target is. The celebrity target is that Libreya

and Santa Monica were crazy. I got like nushi, you know, don't make it quick except for my live show, but I want the details of So basically I had ordered all the sushi because I am a pig person, and they gave me us I like to get their house sauce, which is basically says some oil with like a little pond zooster and for lass, and so they gave me I need giving a teen so like a tiny little cup of it, which they nodded the bag at the

top like the bag was full of styrofoam. They put this little oil cup in the middle, and then they did like a balloon knot with the bag candles at

the top, like there was like no nothing left. So I'm holding this like forty eight pound bag sushi and I'm waiting by the elevator between the BEVMO and the Jersey mics if you know you know where I'm talking about, which, by the way, that elevator is like has summoned demons before, because one time I got in it and a man with blue white out contact lenses came on and I was like and like one flip flop on and I was freaked, and he went, are you gonna cry? And

he's gotta go. I'm also just braced myself for all the show it is involved. No, don't cry. Are you gonna cry? Anyway, So I'm sitting there and all of a sudden, this fucking oil cup falls out of the bag, spilled the elevator. Sorry, sorry, I keep it rupting. The door opens, No interrupting. The door opens and boost ups out and her boyfriend. I didn't even see that it

was her. He can't. He walked out first, and then it was her going to Badmo by the way, and I said, I said, hey, hey, guys, watch out, someone spilled Oh my god, hey, I'm holding a bag of sitch. Was this after she had been pitched guest on your show? No? No, this was like five six years ago. This is this? So this she wasn't with her husband, Lanny Rice or

whatever his name is. So what was her reaction to the I mean, while she didn't know that I spilled it, so it was actually nice, Hey, guys, like, watch out, somebody's spilled sauce. It's like everywhere, Like why would I know it's sauce? I guess I gave myself away. So what did she do? Someone smill slauces? What the podcast should be called? So much? Someone from Crazy Rocking. I'm like crying out anyway, So I said it, and she went, oh, like to me, like really rolled her eyes. I was

in a similar action I had. Instead of going oh, thanks or you or whatever, like a normal sauce reaction, she was like like as though I even like attempted to talk to her. I didn't even know it was her other than her hug, which is like Michael's Halloween display, you know. And then boyfriend was cute, it was nice and smiling and went, oh thanks, And I was like, is she still with him? No, she got rid of him. And then actually, I have another friend who demmed me that.

It was like, oh, is this the guy? And I can pull up who it was. They've broken up, and I bet he has some good stories. You should have him on the shop. Oh my god, we should have him just for Liam Michell t Yeah, oh my god. We should tell everyone that builds sauce someone spilled sauce, which everyone that doesn't know. Liam Michelle has been called up by dozens of cast members of Glee for her sort of like very rude, dismissive, nearly abusive behavior of

the of the I think the background actors. Yeah, I would say creating a toxic atmosphere, but specifically racist. I mean the whole ship in her wigs thing is like like on like, yeah, that's like specific to a black woman. There are a lot of people who have been um who have been saying, like, no, she's not racist, she was horrible like her Heather Morris wrote like she's she's rancid to everyone, Like it's almost like she's color blind

because she's just nasty to everyone. But I feel like you're absolutely right, Like if you say something like shit in your wig, that right there, you can be rancid plus racist. Yeah, and you both you know, absolutely preclude you from being racist. But being rancid does not mean you can't be racist. Actually, real culture number fifty does not mean. So what then? So what's your take on this whole thing? Michelle? We want to know? Here's my take.

I think it has been the who me um. It has been a known thing that she is rock ten like a rotted soul, and I am actually shocked that it's taken so long for people to even kind of like out here for it because she's so horrible. I got texts from people I haven't talked to in Angels who like famous people who I don't know well who I love. I'm I've changed famous people who I don't know who I love who I love because I haven't laughed in so long. I feel like I'm like on thing.

The first time I'm laughing genuinely in like two weeks. So so people have reached out to you and been like, oh my god, thank god things about her have come out because I I can't believe the things that happened happened to me with her, Like legit, without naming this person, someone said one day We're gonna have a fireside chat and I'm gonna tell you my stories and you're gonna ship and I was like, I and he lives in l and I was like, I will literally fly to

Los Angeles for that alone. Like that to me is so exciting. I'm sure she's what do you classify that as? Just being like a fucking like, how does someone become that mean? I think that she is just like one of those Well. I was watching her install Alive with um Amba Riley and she was saying to someone. She was like, I'm not going to sit here and say that Leah Michelle is racist. I'm not going to say

that because I have my experience with her whatever. But I can't say that flat out here in the install Live. What I can say is that as a result of this conversation, a lot of people have been d me saying that they have felt abuse by the hands of the white girl stars of whatever show they were working

background on, which is obviously not surprising. Like these girls like and these people who staring shows, they really think that everyone works for them, um, which is honestly, If anything else, it's a good reminder that that is an insane thing to think you happen to be lucky to be the person that is a star of that show. It does not mean you're talented, period. It also does not mean that you were talented with more talented than

everyone else that's working there. But you want to know what's so that the fun little whip saw to all this is is that I remember distinctly when Glee first came out, Lea Michelle was doing all this press and doing all these interviews where she the this sort of repeated line was that like, um, she was like, yeah, I was struggling a lot um when I first came

out to Hollywood. Everyone said I was too ethnic, Um, you know I. Which isn't that so funny that she was like building up this oppression narrative that she was like, yeah, you know, I'm Jewish, and um, I'm too ethnic for Holly. It's like whoa whoa whoa wa, whoa whoa whoa Every Harvard application essay when I marched for the living, and by where I'm Jewish, so I can make that joke. I when I marched for the living and I thought of all of those who had died, I knew that

I was taking you know that ship. She is. Listen, I wouldn't say she's I feel bad now that I called her a Halloween display. You know, Listen, she's talented, she's she's really way. By the way, the name of the guy she was with, Matt, Matt Pets. That was the name of the guy at the Skills. That's a disgusting name. First, we have to say it right away. Matt Pets a misfire right there. What are you gonna be Lea Pets, Leo Pett might be paid. It's p A E t z. Girls, It's Pets for us. Did

you see the that's our us. Did you see the Daily Mail headline today though which I found her love love those love those messy horrors that the Daily Mail. They are so fucking messy and I and they have sucked me over in my time, and I still every day. But but they said, they said, Leah Michelle has allegedly had a real wake up call and wants to handle things responsibly amid backlash over her past onset behavior thoughts, honestly,

what can she do at this point? She what she should do is she should just relax, have her baby, and like then focus on things she can do after the fact. Like like, but right now she's six months pregnant, and I and that's the only thing that makes me worried about the whole situation is like, oh, there's like a child that's gonna like I have to deal with all the stress that she's experienced right now. Yeah, but

she's she's like, she's wealthy. It's fine that And I'm saying she should have the baby handed off to whatever care she can pay for. And then, um, I I feel like I can only map this onto like athrown Heigel's career, maybe like like just having like such a flashpoint of like someone being like like someone reputably being a bad person or whatever, unprofessional or whatever it is has not been canceled. I mean, she's old, I think so. I think the context, it makes sense she was fully

raging in her own time. But here's the thing is, it's like imagine being known as a nightmare in that time, like what you would have been like, now, yeah, I do love me some fade down away, but I know that she definitely has ruined lives and at least I mean, listen, what else is Lea Michelle Donne after no one wanted to There was that one show, The Mayor. It was like it was like an ABC show where it was about this, I think I'm gonna mess up the premise,

this guy who runs for mayor or something. It was a young black guy who like ran for mayor and gets elected, and I think he wasn't taking it seriously. It was just like whatever, like a stunt, and he gets elected mayor and she becomes like his chief staff. Yes,

I remember these billboards. I did not watch all the billboards were like the guy who becomes the mayor front and then Leah Michelle in the back like it's arms crossed, like I'm gonna be the serious one, like it's so funny, the sitcom thing of like the billboard and the side characters in the back, like imagine like the fourth person in the billboard like standing back, like and you know, I serve a purpose in the show. That's who I

auditioned for. And I have never gotten cast in my life to be the fourth person ever, Um, do you think I've never been cast? Yes, that's so sad. But we're talented and we're attractive. Can you can you imagine how much sauce the background doctors on The Mayor have to spell? We need them all on. Honestly, we're coming up on our two hundred episode Episodes two hundred through three hundred need to be all Mayor background actors. Yes, yes, we just need to find out what happened on the Mayor?

Can you just never not be the dumbest I love you so much. I truly You're the only thing that make me laugh. And that's our show. That's a great time, you know what, you know what? I genuinely love though.

I love hearing tea about like old sitcoms, Like I had a friend that was a writer on desper Housewives, and he'll tell me about like ways the Felicity half enacted ways that acted, and it's just so funny to hear that it was not at all what we thought, Like Terry Hatcher was not necessarily the nightmare on the show, like Hidden Felicity was the nightmare on that show because she was like to the writers or like you know,

Nicholas Sheridan was like actually a film monster. But that doesn't mean that more that more sit slap her across the face because he did like he imagine that. I honestly though the whole Glee thing one of the darkest cast we've ever heard of, so many tragedies all intersecting on one days overdoses. Um, if I was on that show, I would be quaking right now, like like, yeah, well and has a good career. Little sweet Chris cole for who we love so much, they must have someone should

write a Glee book. That book would be purchased someone. I mean, what we need is for Chris Colefort to wry to tell all about the book, because I say, this would love not doing too much else. And I think he's so sweet, but I mean, it's a sweetheart, but like wants to write, and I think he came up with that he wrote that film Struck by Lightning, And so if he wants to write, what I want to hear is the tell all of what happened on the Glee set. Did you think that name of what

he wrote? He wrote that film? Uh? That car he wrote? Um? Same literally film your order will be ready in a second. Sir, have you heard that? You've seen that? Wait, I'm literally typing into a little Chris cole for Struck by Lightning. Struck by Lightning. Here it is two thousand twelve. It came out. I'm gonna I'm gonna read about it to you. It was. It's an American coming of age comedy drama films directed by Brian Dannallee, the famous director, and written

by and starring Chris cole For. It had its world premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival on April's such a sweetheart? Do you know? Do you know him? I've never met do a little bit. He's really really sweet. Yeah, that's why I'm like, anything bad about him? You should write a book. He should write a book. But I'm saying as though I want to hear the t because also I have genuine curiosities about what this situation is between Leah Michelle and Jonathan Groff, whether or not they're actually

really can you even imagine? And he's a sweet he's lovely, Jonathan. Have you meant before I we're not we're not friends? Is this my Mike to uh, we're not? But but I've I've interacted with him and he's very very sweet. But you never know, you know, maybe she got her eagle talents in him, took off at a young age. You know, you just don't know, right, so late as a nightmare. Wait what else? Um, we were talking about

Joanna Kathleen. Um, there's Joanna Kathleen. There's there's But Michelle has said that she famously has never She's probably never read Harry. I saw that tweet that you've probably we're proud of We're proud of you. Um, I've never. I tried to read the first one years and years ago someone gave me their paperback. UM, I could not crack into that book. I just was like, I don't care about this, and now I win, and you know win.

I cared so much, bone cared, sorry truly, but but my theory now is that and this was even before she fully just was guns blazing as a transphobic, but like um, as a transphobic, but like UM, the books, if you read them in your adulthood, you have to read those books within a certain window of your life of your development. Is like an adolescent because now if you read them, if you read them as an adult,

like it loses something I don't know. Well, well, they're not written for us, and what one thing is you'll you'll not just be like as wrapped up in it at all. But I mean the goblins at Grencotts Bank, people say they're anti Semitic, literally hook nosed goblins that like a like, what do they do? She really goes for it. They're they're bankers. They're just they're bankers, and they're kind of just like if you if you really want to look into this, they are caricatures of like

anti Semitic Jewish stereotypes. Hell, first of all, I thought you were joking when you said bankers. I was like, hey, guys, that's not funny. No, you can't say that. Hey, I can't believe that they're literal hook nosed bankers. That's a hitler. I mean, I almost want to show you a picture. But they have the theme park rides and Universal studios and if you do, I know, do they they I think I know what they look like. Send me a

picture of it. Do you guys know that Roll Doll is a very famous anti Semite and I never I never knew it until I was in UM. I love telling the story. I was in Budapest again that's our time I was, I really was. I was Bodapes and there was one English bookstore. I bought the auto boosts of roll Doll, thinking I'm so fucking smart whatever. I was nineteen. I started reading it and there was this story you can look it up on Wikipedia, where it's like this couple, this woman has lost a lot of

her babies and she's pregnant again. She goes to the hospital to deliver and the father is like push, honey, push, and she's like, oh, I just don't. I just want to make sure the baby's gonna be fine. And it's like stressful and you're like, oh, we have the baby like you do it. And the baby is born and the doctor comes in and she goes, well, doctor, well, how she goes how is he? Is he okay? And the doctor goes, yes, yes, he's going to grow up to be very very strong and very powerful. Mr. And

Mrs Hitler, Yes, that is the whole story. And I was like huh and then I was like shaking, and then I went and googled it and he's an anti fucking Semi James and the giant anti semites. Yes, what do we do the giant juice? What do we do about? Like? And also like, wait, what is what is your nohow about Walt Disney? Well why was he? Well? You know what's funny you bring that up? Actually because I was gonna almost do my You don't, I don't think so

honey about Disney. That's so funny because because and I'll make it quick, because I'm talking a lot, um, this is all we want tunes. You know, if I could kiss all of your little toes individually, I went my Mooney Tunes was released. Do you look great? You have a nice feet, Maddie babe? Thanks, Honestly, they're not nice. I fell over my bike and tore them all up. But anyway, keep going the bike. I want to ask you about that. And well, well we'll talk about the

bike next. I'll make it very quick. Um. I have often said that I was never a Disney person growing up. I like would watch here and there, you know, Goofy because I was Goofy obviously, but like I would watch some of that, but I never got into it, and

I liken it. I say that Disney is like the al right Christian, like I don't want to say, all right, but Disney is like super Christian, super American, devoid of any humor, and that Looney Tunes is like a Jewish paradise, like Jewish, and just more I don't want to say to two, it's just more like ethnic like Looney Tunes just incorporates like people who have problems. It's like Seinfeld animated basically for me. And and I just wanted to just say that I actually hate Disney with Walt Disney

and anti Semite would not shock me. I don't know. Do you know about this? Um, I haven't really ever looked into it. There are but Disney wasn't an and the Song of the South, the song of the song wild it's so racist when you go on Slash Mountain. This was like years ago. I went on Splash Mountain. Well you know, you know that I went to Disney very very quick. Story when I was this hilarious or when I was in the view l oh my god,

well you guys, would I wish no? I sent me because I knew that I had like four days left until like the papers were coming to cancel me. So I said, I want to get my v I p Disney tickets, and they were like, okay, like be grudging lee because I knew that I'd be like taking care of and I every friend in New York. I was like, I will pay for your flight to Orlando. Come meet me at Disney. Literally nobody wanted to come, and my parents ended up going. My parents came. They were like,

we hate this. And I had to go on all the rod I wish we had each other. I would have been one with you. Oh my god, I love It would have been so fun. Oh my god. Anyway, the Song of the South is the most racist Flash Mountain. Those bears are caricatures. It's crazy. I'm like, am I the only jungle cruise with the natives? I'm like, am I fucking crazy? Recently I went on Jungle Cruise with the Mounch people, and addressing was there and we were not. We could not believe that it had not been updated.

The Jungle Cruise is another level. The natives that come out of the woods that are like trying to kill you. It's really crazy. Okay, So we have a note from our our producer here that says Walt Disney hired a Nazi scientist to be the chief scientific consultant to Walt Disney Productions. There that big shock Disney is. I'm telling you point to one fund and by the way, no offense. I know that. I'm really listen. If you like Disney, I'm sorry your childhood had problems. You know, we all

have issues. I'm no, I'm I'm fully ready to receive this because I am a Disney Are you a major Disney person? Michelle, It's true, It's true. I go. I'll say that I am too. I'm on this, I'm on the spectrum. We go to Disney. I mean we want to learn. Because you want to learn to Disney. Yeah, you went too, so don't be all high. And because you beg your corporate company for your plum tickets. You were a participant in Disney. You were listen because I

wanted to be accepted by the Nazi scientists. Okay, look, I know I funked up. There's just something about Disney that just never fully I never felt safe there. Do you know that? Can I say one other thing? Plea My best friend in high school, Jessica Wie shout out um love her. She worked at Disney one summer and I went to visit her and she took me to the underground. I've been underground at Disney, So what is it like? Is it Donald blowing Aladdin? It's crazy. It's

black lights, like lots of Vinyl. Colm, that's my new podcast, Flight Spinal com. No, it's like, literally you it's more fine. You see like Mickey like holding his head and smoking. It's like it's symptoms. It just feels off literally that I don't know. And there's miles and miles of tunnel of people that are just like making two little money to do what they do. Everyone is so miserable. But I remember, I remember the door that I went into.

Nobody stopped me. She was like, you have to look keep along because I could get fired, because you know they're so anal about I smile so big. Well, I look like I look like goofy. Literally, I think they were just like, oh, Goofy's off the clock. Like I had overalls on and like goof off the clock, the goofy. I've seen Michelle rele To really recently. I saw her in December when you came to Sael and it was a beautiful moment getting to witness you meeting Studie Green

because you had were both. It was just it was a total that makes a lot of sense to me. It was a wonderful moment. She's the best. Fun was a fun night. I'm at Ariel was so nice an Ariel, and then you also, Okay, so my guests that night were it was it was the Jailer show, um and um. I I had um Oscar and Mo and Adam from Poppy Juice and they were my guests. And then you sat at our table at the after party and you

fully had them in the palm of your hand. It was a beautiful thing to see, like just like you talking to like these three like Bushwick bedsty like brown nightlife icons, queer night life icons, and you like talking their ears off and they were wrapped and they were obsessed, and it was it was I mean, but it was just like, oh yeah, this this is the this is the the effect that Michelle has on people like you.

Just it was. It was wonderful. It was wonderful. It makes me feel um, you know, because I don't live in Bushwick, and I know if I did, I don't know what i'd be like. I don't know what i'd be like. I would I don't know Um, but it's different. I just love funny people, you know what I mean. There were so funny they were I want to see them again, like I would love the problem is is that I feel now like I'm the fate done away to their like, um, Christina, you know what I mean.

Where I'm they're like babies, you know, and I'm like, Chris, I'm not a old lady. By the way, Dania Rodcliffe a Jew, wouldn't he be like, hey, TK, the goblins? Can we talk about the goblins? I think that some some people from the Harry Potter universe will speak out because you can't just let this continue. Katie the Young, the actress who played Chow Chang, like tweeted. I mean she she did one of those like, um fake out tweet threads like do you guys want to know my

thoughts about playing Cho Chang? Here goes threat and then it's donation link, which is which is great. Um, but but I feel like there's this like subtext to like all the people who like, we're in the movies or were involved with or have worked with j K in any capacity, they are like, yeah, I don't know, I don't know. I'm not I don't. I don't want to make assumptions about miss Joanne, but it's just it's so crazy.

It's so crazy, and she should have just stopped touching that franchise after the books in the movies came out and not written these two terrible movies fantastic beast, let's just say bad movies. It's just crazy that like she could have literally she had she had two choices. She had one choice, which was speak your mind. What she did she she took that avenue, and she also could have just shut her mouth and remained one of the

most beloved authors of all time. Like the fact that we are in this moment right now and she said, you know what, I'm actually gonna double down on my transphobic beliefs now. Now she's done forever. There's no there's no excuse. Can I ask an honest question, why pick the trans community, which is like she's got there, she's obsessed, but it's not just her, Like you know, freckyture Vas

has come for them a lot of things. People feel very emboldened to pick on these people who are literally like talking about the human food chain and privilege and everything else. Morans, they're the most disenfranchised people. They're people. They are not coming for your money, they're not coming for your work. They're not bothering you in any way except for maybe needing as a celebrity, your help and your empowerment to help them blend in with society as

human beings, which is all they're asking for. Why would you pick this group too and to come after right now? I literally I'm like, it's crazy. It's because it's the last vestige of that sort of racist, sexist, homophobic humor. It's the it's because I think like that was such a huge part of what comedy was all throughout the nineties and all throughout the like oughts when these people were huge, they did make like inappropriate quote unquote um

comedy out of race, um, gender HOMOPHOBI. Yeah, that was just the way that they made money. Honestly, it's the way that they built their comedy careers. And now that we're saying this is over because obviously trans people are like the bottom of everyone's list, or it has pastorically been that we've like reached out to that community. That's the last vestige for these male comedians and these comedians that are kind of old fashioned and came up at

that time. These are the last people they can still pick on while people aren't completely outraged about it. That's what I think. It's easy for them. Yeah, and for her to have written this series of books that are like completely moralizing and completely I mean I mean, I mean she's like presenting her set of values and that's

and people liked it. Um, But it's she she has conferred upon herself as false sense of like, well, I have the right point of view on this, in my opinion is actually the right one, and this is her. But yeah, this fixation on the trans community so interesting. Remember that two weeks ago when she tweeted that crazy thing and it had that addendum that she like accidentally

pasted this like about this Michelle. It was like she was like, so basically she's been doing this thing on her Twitter where she's written a new book or told the new story called the Ichabog, and it's about a bug, but she didn't physically describe the bug. Instead, she was allowing her young fans to draw pictures of the bug, what they think the ichabag looks like, and send it into her so that she can be like this ichabag

is amazing, wonderful job. I love how it looks wise and it's face like it's stupid shit, but like that's what she's been doing. So in one of the submissions that she received, she literally bone like could you find this because it's it's literally insane. But it was like it was like this ichabog is an amazing creature. And then it was like this copy pasted thing about how trans people aren't like actually people. It it was so bizarre, and then she finished the post and I love that

it's got blue feet, thank you. Like it was really weird. I think she has her She apologized for it. I think she deleted, but let me. I think I found So it's um a wicked bogue. You know what she keeps saying is she keeps saying these things like, you know, being a woman shaped my life. And I think she is one of those people who believes that men people who are born men who discover their trans women throughout

their lifetime. I think she takes offense to that. I think that she feels attacked that a man can quote unquote become a woman or claim womanhood. I think this is something that she is really sensitive to. For whatever reason and feels the need to keep speaking about It's just like, why does that have any impact? It's womanhood, It's their separate journey. Is like, I'm you know, we

I'm a woman. I've been through a lot of ship It's like, I've never once in my life thought to myself, Wow, that trans woman has no idea what I've ever like. I just don't get that. Okay, let mela, this is it. I haven't Okay, So drawing of the ichabog that this kid wrote and she said, I love this truly fabulous ichabog with its bat ears, mismashed eyes and terrifying bloodstained teeth in court, Wolf claimed the Facebook post in which she said she wanted to quote fuck up some turfs

was just bravado. So that was the tweet with the picture of an ichabox. So she's so she quote she pulled us from some report about this woman ter a Wolf. Um I believe, um, I believe a trans woman who wanted to attack who was charged for assaulting a radical feminist slash turf. I think that's I think to the background on this, I mean, And then she said sorry about the random and totally unconnected sentence that made its

way in there. I accidentally pasted in part of a very unichabogi ish message I just received, just like such a joke. It's like she's talking about the Icha bug at the same time as she clearly had copy pasted a turf like talking point from an article and put

it in her damn icha bog message. But my theory is that she was probably so used to being so celebrated her entire professional life, and then I think the first time she ever tweeted about trans people a few years ago, people started to come after her and call her a turf, and she probably felt very, very victimized by that, and then has been obsessing over trying to justify her point of view. I think that, I mean, that's my dumb assessment anyway. You know, listen, I haven't

watched the movie Small Time Crooks. I have, have you? Oh no, I've seen it many times and then until until we canceled Woody and it hurt because it's one of my favorite movies. But I haven't watched it since, and I just feel like, you know what, I'm sorry to the Harry Potter community, but like, eventually you just have to say this, it's something. She's gonna be crying. She'll crying into her money mattress. She'll be fine. But it's like, you just I can't wholeheartedly support someone who

I know is a piece of ship like that. I can't. And the fact of the matter is I don't even think she is going to be crying because she's truly digging her heels in. And then she said something like someone called her a turf, and she said feminazi turf bitch, which it's all the same, the way that they change, the way that they talked down to women. It's like no things change, but women hating as eternal or whatever.

She said, like this is how they hate women. It's like she genuinely believes that us calling her a turf is some you know, just misogynists term. I genuinely think that she just doesn't understand what it is. Yeah, but the irony is her her being transphobic is its own form of hating of hating women, you know. It's of course, also I don't like the name turf. It just sounds kind of dumb. Like when I first heard it, I was like turf. I had to google it. I didn't

know what it was. It's close to nerf, It's close to all this dumb ship. It's like it's astro. Turf is like innocuous nothing, it's like faith off. I literally did not know what it meant. I was like for people who don't know, who may not know, it is trans exclusionary, radical feminist. It's people who believe that they're feminist and supporting women who do not include trans women in that and who are transphobic. That's that's really what's

at the heart of Turf. And I wish we could have to say it at all either because it is ugly. It's ugly, you Turf. I think it's funny. How dare your turf? Get Turf. I'm putting a sign on my front door that says, no Tur's allud baby, that's my podcast. I love someone. Skilled sauces really some sauce. I just can't believe that. Honestly, after you after well, it was it was and it was you that spilt the sauce.

We should say it was that the that the doors opened to the elevator and it was Leah Michelle that walked in and you, Michelle, come on, had to look up into her face and say, that's Liah Michelle say to her, and he was, but like a hawking a Lugi Scott. She literally was like do not Like the energy was psycho and it went so quickly, like the doors open. It's not like I was like staring at her from across the room. Like she literally walked out.

She almost had this like armor up, probably because she thought she was so famous, you know that if God from anyone spoke to her, like, but this guy was lovely and she found a husband. Yeah, she certainly remember remember when she was literally the next big thing. Remember when she sang at the Tony Awards, Don't ran out My Parade and in the front row was Beyonce and jay Z, and she had the nerve too in front of Beyonce sort of look jay Z in his eyes

and like sexily flirt with him. Watch the performance it's Don't ran out My Parade. At the Antony Awards, Liam Michelle, she said I've got to have my bite, sir, and she did it to jay Z and Beyonce's face is like, what is this bitch thinking right now? She was like no, she was like Beyonce in that moment she said get this turf away. We should say that later. Michelle has not shown us that she was a turf. Give me time, give it to you like famed term flea. Michelle ter Alter.

I think we have to talk about Lady G now. I think we need g. Well, okay, so what is what have you guys read about Lady G. I've read, I've read the Ladybug thing, which I think, I think everything. But here's the thing, which fiction it was? Okay, allegedly it's fiction. Allegedly it's not true or it's as ownline like allegation. Let's say, um for people who haven't can't be doing that? Well, no, no, no no, But the author said that it was fanfic. That I don't. I didn't

read that. The author said this was fanfic. I didn't expect it to go viral. This come on. It's like, if we have actual people who are willing to come forward about miss Lady g a Lindsay Graham, the Senator from South Carolina, then what we need to do is we need to let those people come forward. We don't

need fan fic right now. We don't need anyone to dismiss what these people might be saying because if Lindsay Graham is in any way um lying about his sexuality and passing anti lgbt Q, we need to deal with that. And if you were going to be lying and writing fan fick and like making this any more confusing than it need be, truly shut up because because these people should speak out, yes, and even but to meet out.

And this is my honest sort of opinion on this is that even if he did have ladybugs and like moles around his anus that looks like fecal matter, ladybugs, like all of that is cool, Like all of that is cool and queer and like good for him. For like, if he had ladybugs around his asshole then like that is almost like if it weren't for the fact that he was this horrendous legislator, like I'd be like, oh cool, that's cool, Like that that endears Lady burg Johnson. Now

we have a lady bug hole. Now you have a ladybug But I'm just like my first lady name, Yeah right, I mean lady ladybug Hole shows us around our pantry. Wow. I just think that all of this is like this would be endearing in any other world where Lindsey Graham was not this. We did not like actually push push homophobic policy, and didn't you know, like defend Brett Kavanaugh with all of his being. Should have known when I

was reading that that couldn't be real. Someone on all on the bed saying, oh those are my little ladybug. There was a horrible Honestly, now looking back, it was a horrible piece of writing. Oh and we hate the writing now I hate the writing. No, I do hate the writing because it's a lie. Yeah, why are you contributing that right now? Those are my little ladybugs? We don't need that. It was gross to read, and now that I know it's not true, it's even grosser to

think existed. He his face alone is enough to make me a puke forever. Like he's gross, auseating looking. He's like like, I'm not a good artist. And if I tried to draw a beautiful pig, it would you know what I'm saying, Like it would be Lindsey Graham, like as a bad artist, Like as a terrible drawer. If gave me a pencil and said draw a beautiful pig, I'd end up doing a point angle by angle portrait of him. Um, he's just a real piece of ship.

And I'll be honest with you, I don't necessarily believe that his gayness alone is what they have over him. I think it's much more than that, because that to me, if he's at like sleeping with sex workers, um, you know, he would have to know that there's a threat that someone would come forward. So I don't and he's been doing it for decades, So I don't think that that is why. I can't explain unless they have a tape of him doing something horrible. I don't know what is

a bone? What do you think? There has to be something actually elicit. There has to be like like he must I don't know. I don't, I don't. I don't know what it is. I don't want to conjecture too much, but it's like, yeah, I agree with you, it's got to be something darker. Well, all these people that that have still like rid behind Trump on this lane to hell, Like what exactly is it that keeps you doing that?

And then you think, because we've passed the point where reason would intervene, it must be something that they're dark, Like what does he have a Marco Rubio? You know what I mean? Marco who I cannot stomach who like what dirt? He's really the worst, He's awful. What do they have? But how can they possibly have, Like let's say they have like a sex tape of someone, right, they can't have one for every single senator. I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like something is up. I don't

know what it is. I want to know. Also Ted Cruz the other day, like something's up with him too, because the toilet paper post. I was like, what are you talking about? By the way, Costco literally has so much toilet paper, but they're back. They're back, but order ordered. He's he's trying to get people to believe he ordered toilet paper in March and it only just arrived and it looked like that. He said, I what are this toilet paper back in March from Yampa? Didn't he didn't?

He like throw China in there. He said, it's made in China and it looks like ship. I mean he took a picture of it. It was like bent all out of shape and like that is not what Chinese toilet paper looks like. For the record, Chinese toilet paper does not have it's it's just the rolled up paper and there's no cardboard rule. I like that. Yeah, like in a like in a public bathroom. Yes, I love that. I love that. I want to start doing that exactly.

I'm glad. Would you say this is like one of your greatest episodes or I'm curious where does this fall? Top one? Top one percent? Top one? I want to I want to address my many cuts and bruises from falling on my bike. So um. Jared and I sort of took two bikes the their day to sort of, you know, escape what was going on in our day day live, just to get away for about twenty five

minutes on a short bike ride. And I actually was putting the directions in on my mobile phone and with one hand and starting to drive the bike with the other. And and I'm telling you it was Jared says he thought I died before I hit the ground. It was the kind of thing where it was like I literally flipped over the handlebars on my bike. How fast were you going? Not that fast? But I just broke so so hard that I just went and flew like literally over my bikes. It was and I see you have

to wear helmet, never wear one. And it was the kind of thing where it was like, I never really ride bikes, so I I was just like, well, how fast am I possibly gonna go? Well, how can I really get into an accident? Guys, where a helmet when you ride bikes? Because you're don't really scaring me. I'm serious for me that you're afraid, because I hope that you're the voice of the audience here and I hope that everyone is afraid. You need to be right wearing

helmets when you ride bikes. You don't have to be going fast, you don't have to be experience and experience and actually it can happen to you at any time. I'm telling you. I fell on my bike and luckily I landed on my wrist and my elbow here, but like it's kind of early, and um, I could have landed on my head and really hurt myself. So please be you know, I know that we're all anxious to get out there, Like I think that was part of it. I just wanted to get out an exercise and get

on a bike. I was excited and I haven't been out much, um in the past few months. But yeah, yeah, I really I got a bike. Um, those of you who are familiar with me know that I'm not um like fit. I actually gonna be honest with you. I see like not, I'm not I'm not making a judgment call on this because a lot of people would be like, you're fat phobic. I'm like, no, I'm speaking fact. I'm fact anti fact phobic. What's what am I trying to say? Phobic? Fat?

You're fat? Phil You're fat your fact file? Yes, yes, yes, yes, And but I do see, like over what has it been three months? Like when we when I first started doing these doms, I was like, I look stunning. You don't have to say anything, say nothing. I'm just saying I see it. But I love you. But I see it. But I see a difference. You know what I'm saying, Like, I see it and it's fine, It's who I am. But I got a bike to try to maybe like burning Calory or two, and I've been writing it and

I got a helmet too. But you know that my head, I'm like Ikebob Crane, like Crane, I like, I love. When I was in Europe, this is relatable. I went to a hat store. I was like, I'm buying a hat and I went in and he had to literally take me like every lady's hat was like Elmer Fudd. And then I took me to the men's thoughts, and I had to go to the last thing in the men's hats to like full blown like Indiana Jones, like don't even ask. Okay, anyways, I didn't buy one. But helmets,

I just look horrible in them. I don't like wearing them. But I've been writing my one, like they're so dorky and they're so fucking ugly, and especially when you're already like a big person, but I already have. I always joked that they're going to hang my skelet and at the Naturalist Museum, but like like after I go, they're gonna like wash off the flash and just hang me, send me next to the wash it off. But anyway, the point is that wash off the flash. Everyone next

to the whale from the sea. When she always jokes that she always jokes that I always joke. I always joke that I always joke They're gonna wash off my flesh and hang next to the way God, oh my god, mill Colin. No. But anyways, but then today I took my bike because it was a beautiful day to day obviously there's a lot of horrible ship going on, horrible and good. It's confusing, but there's like good progress made.

It was a good day. So it's like, I'm gona take my bike out because I need to like let some steam out. And I did not wear my helmet and it's so bumpy by Riverside Park that at one point I slammed the brakes and I get it because if you go over, if you slam too quick, your body is still moving the cent trifical force or whatever it is. I said trifical force, like I know what

the funk I was talking about. Um anyway, like there were some forces going on that I flew over my bike, landed on my elbow and my wrist, and you know, Jared was great and helped me out, but it was it was tough, and I want everyone to be wearing helmets. And what I also want to do right now is take a short break before we get to I don't think so honey, because I'll just be real and human. I have to urinate. So we're gonna take a short break and we're right back with I don't think so

honey perfect. So we're back and we're Actually we were off Mike. We were talking about, um, what things will be like when we all kind of come back, because I have made my first trip to a restaurant. I have been to a restaurant. I'm willing to say on Mike that it was a jarney experience to go into

a restaurant again. In the California area. Things are starting to open up a little bit more like normal, and um, I was saying to Michelle and Bowen that there was that moment where a waiter kind of came over one too many times and I was like, we're good, thanks, And in the back of my head, I was like,

he's been over a few too many times. But I was like, wow, But I would never actively be annoyed about that anymore because this is I feel like when we come back, we're all going to be or I really genuinely hope that when everything does quote unquote get back to normal, that people will be more appreciative of restaurant staff and bar staff. And you guys were saying, you don't know about that. Well, Michelle kind of had

like a fun underlying point. But my thing is, I think p Bowl now just like the just the idea of going out and like being out in public, is this like I hate, I hate, I hate turning it this way. But it's this political thing now where it's like people are so on such different thresholds of like agitation and just like not like just everyone's just like

basically in agoraphobe at this stage. And I feel like I don't know if that's gonna extrapolate well once things start to resemble normalcy, and I think people are going to be very are gonna be a're gonna have very short fuses around how people behave in society. I just think like I am dying to go to a restaurant, I'm dying to go on a date, have a drink,

like be cute. I honestly I am dying to be looked at without my mask because truly, yes, it's it's like just from here, I mean, listen from here down sort of a blessing to me right cover the raw, make it a life. But I've always said that I'd be a beautiful I'd be beautiful third wife. That's always my my long time but um no, but I feel like when the vaccine comes and when we're able to be normal, yes, people at the beginning are going to

be like, thank you so much. But also I've been nice to people, but I don't think everyone's gonna be nice. I think people are getting very bitchy. They might be nice the first week, but like people are going to snap right back into who they are as people. Within two weeks they'll be great or a month, whatever it is,

it's gonna settle. The desk will settle, and people are going to be who they are, you know, and there and they're um little, I don't know, neurosis will call them, will have like baked over the course of like fourteen months or something. You know, it's like everyone's just gonna like calcified to the into some bad version of themselves, is what I think. Yeah, I guess I just want to believe because I I, like I said, like I went to a restaurant and again, I just want to say,

masks were worn like they were social distancing. It was everything protocol was followed by everyone the way it needed to be. But I just speak to how I felt, which is I was so happy to be out there and I was sort of I was sort of remarking on how nice it was to be in that setting again, and I just thought to myself, maybe one whatever you wanna call it, Like, I know, silver lying is not like a tasteful thing to say about this whole thing,

because there's no silver lining to coronavirus. But what I hope is that people will just sort of step back and say this, these are not um givens anymore. It's not a given that you can just go out to a restaurant and do whatever you want. Like it's not a given that you can go to a bar me people. It's not a given that you can be around more than five six, seven, you know whatever. The next of them is ten friends. So I would hope that people

will be more grateful for those spaces. But then again, I do think, like you know, a real and whatever quote unquote negative or realistic way you can look at society is no, they'll just kind of kick back into the way that they are, because people are the way they are. However, I do like I do like to think of myself as a little bit of an optimist, and I would hope that we could at least take something positive out of all the ship that we've gone through. Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna be like, I want to

kiss dogs on the lips. Yeah, I wanna. I want to like every dog I see. Oh my gosh, um, do you know what the worst thing I said in quarantine was that I was with my mask on. And they said earlier on that you couldn't like pet dogs strange dogs, because they get tired in your hands and then they get carriot. So this guy was walking with his dog. I was sitting by the pier in by like Lincoln Center, and the cutest dog walked right by me and like hopped up to my chair and was like,

you know, like Dynae pet. And I went, oh. I went, oh my god, you're so cute. And I looked at the owner and I went, Okay, can I pet him? I shouldn't, right, And he shook his head no, and I went, Dottie, won't let me pet? Was cute? Was the guy? No? No, no, no. It was like Lady G's brother. Bas I was like, Donnie won't let me pat, you know, Lady Jesus brother. It was Lady Juice brother.

Oh my god, he really is horrible. And you know the thing about Lady G is like I was like if you went to one addition, and acted like lady g they'd be like too broad. Yeah, he's so good Nathan Lane in the birdcage, right, Oh, Nathan Lane be perfect. Well, I thank the sap ba ba. That's good. He's Nathan and he's Jeane Hackman rolled into one horse. Wow, I love.

That's what I meant to say. Yeah, that's perfect. And honestly, you know, Megan McCain was his is his, her father was good friends with Lindsay and I best probably blond Oh yeah, like John McCain and Lindsey Graham were like best friends, and so the die Job probably maybe they go to the same hairst host. Oh do like this theory where the hell is miss McCain in these days? Because she's pregnant and she got in trouble because she

said it's a war zone outside. She's not even in town, and then Kristin Bartlett tweeted, I'm living your apartment and it's fine, and then we found out she wasn't even there. She wasn't even there. Yeah. Um, truly, I don't. I don't speak ill of anyone on the View again until my book comes out, for um, so I have to I have to sort of cough a little bit, So you want to introduce our segment? Yes, okay, so while Matt coughs um and expels his droplets, we're going to

move on to our segment. I don't think so honey. I don't think so honey is where we take one minute each to rail on something that's happening in culture. Um. I we we delayed the recording a few minutes because and this is actually good because Michelle wanted to prepare hers, which then motivated Matt and I prepare ours because we normally never do. Um. So I think, I think this, this is holding us accountable. Michelle, I didn't. I didn't

prepare anything. Your producer, who I love. I'm not throwing her into the bus here because I adore her. Anna, Hi, we love. Anna was like, oh, I mean the name of the show, Like literally, of course I've done this show before. And she was like, don't forget you have to prepare that thing. And I was like, I didn't do that. So you've been a judge. I don't think so any live culture. You are so esteemed to us.

I had the best time judging that show. I remember that that wasn't mean to me and then when you talked me after, it was a joke. Shook, great joke. Well funny, funny girl, funny, my favorite feud and comedy. I don't even know her name. I'm not trying to be at an I don't know. No, no, no, it's great anyway. So yes, so I didn't prepare one either, but I picked one. Yes, say, I picked one. I did not write my beats out all right, bowen Yang, this is your I don't think so, Anny, His time

is going to start now. I don't think so, honey. Bunker's bunkers are, if you think about it, white, because it's a real estate. It's a it's an extra piece of real estate you have, right. And with every housing inequity that our country has been plagued with that has been targeted at black people, I mean the the diametric opposite of the houses of of of like, the housing crisis among our black people is white people having bunkers.

Anyone who is a bunker is white or is pushing white supremisist thought into the world, into our spaces, and they are creating spaces for their own protection. And if we're going to be talking about property, o baby, bunkers. Bunkers are the worst thing. And what what do you have in bunkers? Rifles and canned food. That's trashy and that is I think Occasian Caucasian cultural thing. Canned food and shotguns are Caucasian. That's why minute's culture. I can't

fathom someone having a bunker. I am so excited that you chose bunkers because on my show this week, I'm serious, I did a whole segment about the word bunker because it made me laugh so much. I said, the only two bunkers I know are Edith Bunker and Trump's bunker, Like I don't know any other bunker. And also the word is like l O L the word bunker. Poster laughs like it's funny. It's a funny words. I'm going down into my bunker. Guess where the word comes from?

Where does it come from? So it's comes from the word Old Swedish bunky, which means boards used to protect the cargo of a ship. And then they called they ended up calling um bunkers benches. And actually the word only became an English used word after World War Two because the Germans were they had below grounds. They called it guess what they called it, the fucking fearer bunker. Oh, of course Trump has a fucking fearer bunker. So there's so much white supremacy built in. It's funny that you

brought this word up. I was really excited to educate people. And I love this Michelle, What is the deal with Caitlin whatever? Who speaks for him? Now? Oh? Please? Who? Then he goes to like University of Arizona graduations and plugs the first girl to her it does started cammering and hires them to me a favor. Um, it really feels like that. That's girl funny with that bunker ship.

That is hilarious. And so you heard the word bunker popularized over the past week and a half, and you thought, let me deep dive into the word bunker the etymology on my show. Um, I don't plan anything and it's two hours a day, and so I just want something like makes my you know, I have a brain spark. I thought, what the fund is the word bunker? It just sounded funny, and it sounds a little bit like higgy,

which is another Swedish word. It just I knew there was going to be something in that word and it delivered. I never I don't do etymology often on my show, I'll be very upfront, but this one really delivered for me. I love that. What do you should make etymology more part of your thing? Because this is really educational stuff. I would do it. What what? What are the origins of higgy of huiga or whereever you pronounce it? Oh, higgy,

let's look it up. Okay, okay, it's definitely I don't know. Well, it's Swedish. I think whatever I've I've been told by so many different people. Yeah, with an um lot over the why. I don't even know. Someone's gonna come up here it is. No, it's Danish Norwegian. It's actually not Swedish. Oh brother, I've been canceled. There we here we go, Here we go. I've been canceled. I don't leave it Anymalogy is the Danish word. Oh, this is so cute.

Picture me. It's like a little cartoon character eating this meaning to give courage, comfort, and enjoy. Higgy stands from higgia, which means it's to think an old Norse, and so the word comes from old nurse. This is not getting bored, which comes from the word hug which means soul, mind and consciousness. It is interesting I take a pack. Okay, that's the word just related to higgy. Ultimately interesting because

it's a feeling, it's a sensation. Yeah, well we love that, Okay, And I think it's I think it's I think it's time for Michelle's Michelle's going to be bad. I just did a real stinker. Okay, Michelle's holding her It's actually gonna be good because she's changing her Pomster. So this is Michelle Collins. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Las Vegas, Las Vegas. I know you're the horror of cities. We all know.

I've been to Vegas many, many times. When you're sitting at every you can feel the breath of disease on you there pre coronavirus. I mean I not. This is a brag story telling in ten seconds. At one time, my friend lost me was like, where's Michelle, Where's Michelle? Turned around, I was making out with a man I did not know his name. He walked up to me and started making up is disease or in the city? And your mayor Caroline Goodman who's a fucking assholes an embarrassment,

and now you've opened up. You've opened up when the only reason you should be opening up is to fucking protest for Black Lives Matter, the only excuse I will have to for a wave to. I'll take a second wave if it's around the protest. But if it's around some fucking asshole putting his wife's money down without her knowing to lose their home, I don't even know where to begin. A Selen Diana, you should be ashamed. No, I love her. I'm just saying Vegas needs sit down.

It's gonna kill this country. And that's the end of my thing. I'm also like, honestly, I'm upset with Vegas because they promised so many good shows coming up and now they're all cancel. What was coming up? Kelly Clarkson Live, Oh l K cl I forgot Kelly Clarkston was having a damn Vegas show experience in the same theater that Christina Aguilera had her show. The experience which I went to go see which hotel is that in? It was Hollywood? I believe No, Wait, I'm forgetting. Why have you been

to many Vega shows? I've been to all of them, sweetheart, and that's why I don't think so Brittany. I've seen Selean twice in Vegas. Ums. Oh, anyone to the Zappos Theater. That's where Christina and Kelly were. That's really funny theater. I meant, you can catch me at the Gusher's Answer coming. I'm gonna be doing some stand up there. Um once this thing is over, we're doing live tapings of some sauce. Did you guys see Gushers? I mean, I mean all

the brands of Gushers made a statement. But then my favorite part of the statement was we will be working with Fruit by the Foot to like try to dismantle racism and all this stuff. I have so many things to be upset about right now, but I did zero in on on one thing. And even though it is of course sort of a broad topic, I would like to speak about it, and this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so Honey, as time starts and now, I don't think so Hony home depot as a gay child

being brought into you, you were terror. It was a zoo filled with beasts. Where the beast where the wood and the sauce, and the and the hammers. And I hate you because whatever is a gay child being brought into you, all I saw around was my fear. Meanwhile, in my own shed, in my backyard, my father would say, go there and get me a hammer. I would go there. I would go into the shed. I would look at all these different tools. I didn't know what a hammer was.

That's how gay I am. You home Depot, a shop full of hammers and the ilk. You terrorize me, and now in my early thirties. Yes, you tell me that you're making a donation to Trump Politically. You terrorize me physically, you terrorize me emotionally. You terrorize me. And I tell my father you shop at Lows from now on, and you know, he says to me, yes, he agrees with me. So you have lost even the masculine, even the man, you have lost. I don't think so, honey, home depot.

And that's one minute. Even the masculine, even the men and hammers and the ilk, beautiful, The masculine is like, why I diet? That's right there. That's why I'm hiring a Trainer's that you could be like, you've lost even the masculine I'm like, thank you you at Home Depot, Like, I can't imagine a store that has caused me more pain throughout my life than going there with my father and having to be like, oh, it's time to go

buy wood. Imagine, like I don't know what is going on there are there are like gayer parts of Home Depot like paint no no, Like they have like a swiffer aisle and they have they sell like containers and

the soil aisles are fun. It's like they said they gotta go to lowss I. You know what, I'm very upset to hear that they donated to Trump because I'll be real with you, I don't love a lows that I will learn to love those Home Depot donated to Trump, Burger King donated to Trump, Pizza Hut donated to Trump. Like that I could go on. It's like the franchise owners because I heard talk about dead and I had to regurgitate the crunch trap I have to breakfast. I

was like, what the crunch trap I had for breakfast? Wow? Um? So much um culture ruined here on the portion of the episode. I can we just say something you boys, After a very harrowing few months have just totally pulled my soul out from the dirt. We hope, we hope that everyone listening UM has been taking care of themselves and we're happy to hear that. And we were so happy to have you, Michelle. I believe we laughed throughout

this episode. We do just want to remind everyone, um, you know, to to really be thinking about, um, where you're putting your money. Like we make a joke, but especially now when there's so much going on. We were listed a bunch of resources and organizations that you could donate to in the last episode, UM, and maybe revisit that and like, just think about, um, where you could

be putting your money. That's a useful place and you don't necessarily have to order be ordering Taco Bell anymore, Taco Hut or can Taco Hut or whatever it is that you go out and get. UM, just be smart about where you're putting your dollars MM, because that's sort of thing abouts. That's power, honey, that's power. UM. Well, Michelle, we're so happy you came on. We've had you, We've had you in the books for for for ages because we were just making sure that you were going to

come at the exact right time. You came right on time to laugh. That's really perfect, honestly, and thank you, and any time, I mean, once you're back, please come back, come on my podcast Will You Love Love We Love It Midnight Snack and also to roll to just revisit whether that's a good title or not. Yes, do you like it? Honestly, we really do excellent, excellent, Okay, I have I hope it's okay that I set the title on your show Who are You Awaking? Who gonna get?

Like to make sure everything's been like booked already? You know what I mean. By the way, when you see the podcast in three weeks and it's called Somebody Spilled Sauce, you'll know that I was. I love spilling the sauce sounds funny, I don't know. I mean sipping the tea, spilling the tea that might have spilling the sauce. Alright, I love you. I have to go fix my makeup before my Instagram live television show which I paid so much money for. Wow, I just make many, many money.

And that's why we're going to wrap up right now with a song. Louis always do Bowen take it away. Don't then that shunned up butter That actually wasn't a singing it that was Lea Michelle singing. She was a bad singer. Canceled Okay Bye by