"Orlando Realness" (w/ David Mizzoni)

a crusade for culture, like because of its religious overtime. Absolutely, and there's um, you know, the inquisition, the Spanish inquisition, but this is a culture inquisition. It's a cultural inquisition because we're looking at it and it needs to be inquisitive. Absolute one of the words. Would you say that you know what culture is about creating culture and languages? Culture? And I want, I think inquisitive It is a word. I think so, I think I think rule number twelve,

number twelve. You can create words. Guys. We have such a special guest with us, a truly special guest and a great friend. Um, this is he's a member of pap Roulette. He's been a friend of ours for probably a friend of mine, for a star of thousand eleven. So i'mybe like five six years with the star of the n YU reality show, Yes, buddy back when a master choreographer, master choreographer. And I'm going to bring up more about that. But his name is David Mazzone. Hi, David,

I'm so excited to be here. Thank you for having culture. Truly we're joined by another culture. Rest I think I'm temporary. I'm temporary cultural sta boys, you're flattering me. Well, I have to say, um, there was a period in my life and this is like I do credit David with this. After I met David, I did start wearing like tighter jeans and my style did change. Well, I mean, we finally acknowledge his color blind this and I also fully thrust upon you like bags and bags of clothes of

mine that I have. I get hand me down clothes from David and have been now for like I guess

four years to this day, to this day. And I've also realized, like much much of the clothing that I wear is either David's or Henry's like I won't wear my own clothes and then honestly all my clothing and actually my boyfriend just moved in and so basically now he's doing this thing where he's like, you have to give away almost everything you own because we have to minfend my things in and everything I'm giving away is my real ship, and like david ship is staying, and

like I'm like, I can just wear all your things, because what's your ship? Like described generalize your ship to be honest with you, like all of it is way too tight up top. I have this thing because I get I think what's in now, and I think what I like is like like tighter pants and dark on the bottom and then like a little bit looser up top. I think being color blind. I guess it's part of

the things. Just the colors become dark and like because you know, dark with a light whenever possible, And I think, like, but I but I definitely. I mean I got a lot from David, from from my friends. I'm happy to supply them. I have another bag for you, honey, Okay, well I want it. Oh my god, He's gonna kill me if I come in with another bag of clothes. Alright, alright, Okay, now it's time, David. We want to know more about you.

Let's talk about the culture that shaped you. But at this point in your life, go back all the way to the beginning. Just walk us through, honey. Okay, Well, I think this was um where Matt and I like really bonded when we first were becoming friends, when we were in reality show from Rhode Island, which is I usually refer to it as New Jersey and Boston's kind of love child. It's like the like an Italian Irish sort of like clusterfuck where everyone smokes um and everyone

loves their moms. It's a really nice place. So you're saying that everyone smokes weedy. Rhode Island is huge with weed. Absolutely, yes, see, this is a thing that is different. And I don't know because we all went to n y U. And one difference that I note I clocked this difference, Honey, is I'm from Long Island and everybody was an underage drinker.

And then I came to n y U and all of a sudden, everybody I met, and I mean everybody had like a big vocabulary for weed, and I didn't know anything about that, and you were like a full blown stoner. Like well, I mean I didn't actually smoke a damn thing until my senior year of I'm senior of high school. And then once I got accepted into n y U, I was like, oh, let's fucking go. I got in early decision. I was done like December, and that was a rap and I went absolutely fucking nuts.

Um actually with my friend Greg, shout out to Greg, if he's listening to this, I'm going to his wedding, which makes me just feel so we love you, Greg and Katie. But anyway, um, Greg like literally gave me my first bowl and like taught me how to buy it and all this stuff. And anyway, my dad's like now like, well he's like loving it too, and he's or it's like maybe, well my dad is just start

starting to get into it for sure. And that's something that was like so crazy for me because I have actually this amazing story of my I think I was I want to say seventeen. I had finished my like restaurant job at the time, and I was like meeting up with a friend who I worked with like smoke a. She was like, do you want to roll it? And I was like, oh yeah, like I'll roll it or no problem, this is straight. Was like sure, Like also

great tits anyway, good boobs, good boobs. Um. So I like I'm sitting on the thing and my mom calls me and she's like, Dave. She's like we're making pasta, like are you coming home? Which is like a very typical call for my mother. And I'm like, Mom, like, work is really like running league, like I have a couple of tables that I have to stay around for, like I'll be home soon, but I'm gonna be home lader than anticipate. And she was like, okay, like just

let me know when you're coming home. So me and this girl like go for a lap in her car and I'm like golling in him in the frontside seed and we're talking about like I don't even know, like whatever whatever you talk to your like restaurant job friends. There's a whole another podcast. I know it really is.

I had the same experience. Well, not to get too far away from what it is, because I do want to find out what it is that you think that like that we bonded about that shaped that that was like the culture part of the but yes, fucking identified with like having like a really quote unquote best friend that were name is Amanda, mind name Emily, never Emily, I'm not. I mean their names were Emily is and Amanda.

So of course they were like suburban like white girls who like works in restaurants and like this girl Emily was like the like the smoker, Like she had like one of those like long dreads with the bead and then in the back that she had to talk in for health and like safety concerns and hygiene. So anyway, like bottom line is, we're like pulled over the red light and I'm fully like licking this Dutch clothes top, no waiter on the cop. My mother, Oh my god,

in her infinity, I thirty turns. I like turn to my right and I'm like, oh, it's literally in my mouth, like it's it's like right, no, you were literally caught in that. I can't even tell you. So I like turn to my mom and she goes, what she doesn't know this girl Emily that I work, she never comes, so she's like who are you? First of all, who are you with? It's like about what the funk are

you doing? Third of all, you like me that's the worst, which is the worst because my mom is the best, and like we were just so close, and I just never want to hurt a little. You know what I would have done. I would have put on an accent and be like, I don't know who you are. Well, she lips to me from with her car. She just lips get home, Oh my god. And so I call her and I'm like hi, I was like and so like my mind. I like, first of all, I like

completely lose my cool in front of Emily. I'm like trying to be all like blunting, and then I'm like, this girl's got This girl's got like a dread. She's cool. She doesn't have to worry about her mom. Emily with a dread is like, oh my god. This boy is like totally freaking out. His mom is totally not chill. And so I call her and I tell her that Emily dropped a cigarette and that I was fixing her cigarette for her and like what she was going to smoke in and then she was giving me a ride home.

And my mom was like, well, then why wouldn't you use your car? And I was like because my and I'm almost like shut the funk up and just come off the phone. So anyway, that's like that was like a tangent experience, but it's certainly like formative, a formative experience of my weed smoking in Rhode Island, and that's the culture in Rhode Island. I can't believe for twenties around the corner we have such a busy day. Honestly, we well, this is I guess a perfect little plug.

So David isn't popular Let with Bone and I Popular Lett is a musical sketch comedy group that you may or may not be familiar with. UM together for we've been together for it's almost four years and so we've performed many places and we have a spank which is a kind of like an audition show. Uh. This Friday, April at six pm, we're gonna be putting up our show Pop Roulettes Amazing Earth. It's the first narrative show

we've ever done. It's the first UM time we're gonna be doing some material and this is really something that we've literally worked on for a month and probably been thinking about doing for a year, and we're really excited about it. It's all about the run, it's all about the run. Come on, let's be real. Um So, anyway, that's happening and we're very excited. Um I wanted to give you guys an opportunity before we jump into some current events. I wanted to give you and maybe I'll

even put this on a cock. I want because so Bowen and David share a uh passionate love for a certain pop icon whose name is Lady Gaga. And I would love to let you guys kiki about Lady Gaga. I'm gonna put a minute on the clock and I wanted to Kiki about Lady Gaga. We've done this and go baby, shall we pick up where we left? Where do we leave off? Honey? Well, I mean, I guess we could talk about l G five, which is her

rumored fifth album, which we're built. We're waiting for hard, We're waiting for her because here here's some of the collaborators. She's got. She's got Mark Ronson, she's got nine uh Niles Roger, She's I mean, she's got Tony. She's got Tony Ban, who I heard plans to do a battle with her on the album. I like a like a more Gaga type ballot or less of a Tony type ballot be involved. I also read online that she plans to do a song with Elton as well. Wow, that's

going to be on the album or not. These are all like very These are basically Gaga fans just like just throwing I think the universe and just seeing who responds. Right, it's got to read it. I wish for like a musical Gaga album. I want almost like a Broadway drama. Well, she's gonna give you that late career. I think now she's gonna give you. I think she's gonna go on that way. She'd bring it to you every ball. She

should bring it to every ball. On art pop and I I have to say Our Pop is one of my favorite album The Clock is out the Window You Gotta Ago, I would agree like that that art pop to me represented a component of leading Argos's personality that she had been a little bit reluctant to express, which is like just a carefree, fun like bubble gummy sort

of like attitude filled machine. Look, she's the reason, she the reason she like draws so much iron, the reason why people like sort of poop poo on her like artistic choices, because she's the smartest. She's she's the only pop star is smart enough to make those choices and to like know that they're going to get a reaction out of some people. Um. But but speaking of her next album, I think I think it's going to go in more of a punk direction, like classic like PUNC.

That would be great. I mean she to me Born This Way that that was one of my favorite parts of Born This Way was that she's on the front cover with like she's dressed in like a like all this leather and she's on a bike and she's a human motorcyle motorcycle to her represent like that was like a lot of the feeling of a lot of those songs. It was like very like, um, it was power full and it was grinding. And I think Born this Way

I think Heavy met a lover. I think like all those songs that were like that album had such an identity I felt. And also I met her at that time meeting her, I went and slept on the streets, slept on Fourth Avenue with my friend Michael barback in Ben. We have to mention that that David was on was an extra, the background actor on the Scrapped Lady Gaga video for Do what You Want and I really want to. I a friend of mine. His name is Mark. He's like sort of on the ends with all the stuff

that's going on with her. He's a good friend and hy you alum. Anyway, he reached out and was like give me your email address. Um, I'll tell you more details later. And I was like, does have to do with Lady Gaga And he was like yes. And I was like can I give Can I tell like three of my friends to please give Larry emails as well? And he was like yes. Long story short, and we found out that we showed up to a warehouse in green Point for the Do what You Want music video shoot.

Kelly on set, Gaga on set, the whole nine were like in a holding room forever. There's people in like nurses outfit it. They kind out and give us all these jackets to wear. It's taking forever. So Gaga buys us pizza, like it was like such a fun experience. We get on on set. R Kelly looks so wasted. I can't even tell you, like I gotta say, And it made me really sad because like Gaga was like really killing it and really trying to like focus and

R Kelly on set and Terry Richardson as director. It was just like this weird energy in the room and you could tell that things, and like, I think that was kind of why they were behind. And I think Gaga and Terry weren't really seeing that to eye, and I think that like it was just didn't really seem to go well. And that's wh when the video never happened. I wasn't really surprised. I mean, I was so pissed.

I was so upset, but I could see like they had sort of put the single out and then they were kind of backing up off of it, and then they put Christina on a remix of it, and they were trying to push that one instead. I just think that R. Kelly is a somebody whose reputation just can't be cleared. Yeah she did. She did get some some flak for even having him on the ELP. There's no doubt that he know he's I believe I can fly. I mean, yes, I don't. I think he's extremely talented vocalists.

I don't get the choice to have him on the album, and it does nothing for the song, which is so good and I think actually one of the high points of art pop. But the Christina version was it was more fun. I don't know if it was I mean, I don't know if it was better, but it was definitely more fun and more fun for her fans, I think,

and for the gay community to say. I mean, I think we all gagged when we heard that Christina Aguilar was on it because it's just so fun and they both looked like these they looked like these fucking abba when they performed it, and they had they had like the scene in the performance where they both sat on the half second like turned to each other and just like confessed. It was literally like it was like the two richest women in the world. Characters they were playing

were like, hey, can you come over? We need to talk, and it was come sit on my hat, sick, I need to tell you, like what my problems are, like maybe we're gonna kiss. And yeah, I love that ship. I agree. I think. Um. I love Lady Gaga to death. I love that she's finally getting some of the respecting the industry that she deserved at the very beginning of her career. But as we do with all celebrities, we love to build them up and break them down, and it will be the last time. No, it will not

be the last time. But I think that this Tony Bennett sort of break has given her some musical legitimacy and some vocal legitimacy she has always had, She's always had in my eyes, but that she um did not need, but is now getting from all these people and all these haters. And also the fucking she's about to get married. She's like in such a good place. She loves this this man, and Tony Bett's gonna stick at their fucking

wedding like Italian. I know, like if I ever rose to a point where, like I had acquired a level of fame where I was besties with Tony Bennett and Elton Johnny, they were gonna be coming to my wedding to sing, like can you imagine her family? Like that's just got to be such an incredible experience. I mean, I I you would think, and not that she's ever done anything that's expected, which is why she's so exciting.

Um And I guess to call myself like I would call myself like a B plus fan of hers, and that like it's not about how much I like her. I really like her, but I also understand and respect the fact that like a lot of her A plus fans and her A fans have done the work. Like She's like the kind of person that's like, if you call yourself a Lady Gaga fan, the real Lady Gaga fans will turn around and be like, oh really, because because what do you know? I was like, have you

put the time in? I think when you cross over into the real Lady Gaga world is when you start to really notice the differences in all of her live performances. She doesn't just take She doesn't just do like do what you want at Ever, at Jimmy Fallon, at like Allen. She she brings a different performance and a new like take on her songs to every single place she travels. What was this? Okay, this was back in in April

when she did three different performances. Oh this is what it was, and like there was like someone wrote an article about how crazy that an impressive this was. In that same month of April, she did her south By Southwest set and gave and gave the keynote speech, and then she also did her roseland shows Rose which I went to, which was so just so special that that's that I love. Venue was so good, alright, P I

saw Beyonce, they're best content. I remember you, I remember I remember after that for you know, what absolutely gave me my life at that show was the end of time of time and oh my god, you would not believe. And then you find I find that four months later that she had been pregnant the whole tea because she's when she dropped the mic on the v M A another iconic game she gave gay history and like um also one plus one, one plus one, amazing screaming belting,

giving her life. I will never forget when she when she did one plus one at the Mrs Cartership wil tour, that you that we went to Berkeley Center where she was in that literally blue cat suit and she's well imagine that, but you're fifty feet away from her and there's watching. It was such a great venue. Anyway, got into that and then her third thing when she started

her art Pop bal tour. And so she did these three completely different shows, gave completely different like concepts and performances for each of them, and like I don't know, like whether whatever you think of Lady Gaga. Everybody out there listening like she's I don't know, she she's fully like real realizing and actualizing all everything she's envisioned for herself and what you gotta admired. And she she might

not give like like an objectively or whatever. She might not absolutely had a grand slam every single time, but she bring you. She bring it. She's bringing something and it's something and she's always exciting to watch. And that's what I say about her all the time, is it's like, even if you're not a big fan, you're always going to be interested in what you're tuning in. For sure.

It's Madonna for me, Like it's it's as simple as at the end, like when Lady Garga finishes the perform and she sticks that that last pose, she hits it and she's just that that was my piece. That's what I have to bring to you here. Like for example, I just watched Oriana Grande do what she do s and now recently or whatever. She like laughed her way through those performances like she was like doing the choreography.

She finished that final pose and she just was like her her glance at the camera was like, oh, my god, that was so embarrassing, Like, oh my god, I can't believe I just like vogued around the none just no, yeah, I mean, I mean that's a whole different story. But like the the lack of commitment to what they're doing or like they he gets too frivolous. It's like this isn't serious, and you know what this is, This is it. This is a good thing for all performers to talk about.

Is like, and I have this issue to where I just don't take myself seriously on stage and like I don't give it like a hundred percent whenever I do something. It's like, no, like just just commit to it. You know, you're giving people, excuse me, you're giving people permission to like doubt what you're bringing to this. And I hate that. And it's it's so present and what people and I have a hard time and I'm and I'm learning how to deal with that myself. So anyway, I know, I

agree with you. I think that's really love. Lady Gaga, my last dying day, we're gon we're gonna we talked about this, David and I and Matt you two, we're gonna see her when we're fucking sixty years old and she's gonna be seventy whatever, just post up in Vegas. She will be, she will be, she will be doing that. And you know what, Actually, I was listening to What's the Tea recently, the Rue Paul podcast with Michelle Visage, and they were talking about Snatched last night is so good.

She had it on point, her critiques were on pointing baby bangs. I'm like a huge fan, and they were saying about about all of them going to Vegas now, So Mariah's in Vegas, of course, Selene's in Vegas, Brittany's in Vegas, JA, and they were they were specifically talking about Jaylo in Vegas, and you know, Michelle was saying, like, I get why Mariah's in Vegas now because it feels like that's the stage of her career that she's in. But Jlo, that's not really the stage of her career

she's in. People are begging for new I think that she still has hit songs and I think that she's still able to perform them at the level that she always has. She can't put out new material and it's gonna exactly and that's when Vegas time. They were saying, but why are they all going to Vegas? Like we get Brittany, we get Mariah, we get Selene, because that's just where they're at. But why is Jlo in Vegas? And Ru was saying that she thinks that Vegas is

now like a different thing. It's it's not like the I'm in the you know, twilight of my career now and I'm going to Vegas to like so I die. Um. It's like it's like, um, people do it and they do it for like two years and they make serious money asolutely, like it's so much easier than touring. Oh yeah, the costs are like that's no, I agree with that, and you can also change a lot. I'm trying to plan that to be that'll be the next one for us to go to. We go on several trips together,

which we'll get there. But honestly, I think that we should we have to go to Vegas, especially while well, I would love to go see Jo also, I bet she'd have like a shot. I don't know about Samura. Alright, we can talk about this off air, but my thing is like I bet Jlo would have such a surprising amount of hits, like you you hear a song and you'd be like, oh this, like I forgot this, Like, but so many of her songs give me my life.

And I'm just gonna say one that every time I hear I'm like, get right off, get right, Oh my god, I love get Right. That song secretly gives me in my life if that's the one that's like and and like then she starts singing and you're kind of like stop but but like it's really good. Sometimes it's on her tracks. I also love. Let me introduce you my boyfriend Ariels. Listen to the She's Just Gonna Scream and

he is. He took the Soul Cycle and I just recently took They do Like theme ride and they did a j Lo theme ride and I went because he loves her so fucking much. I was like, let me just go see this boy. I just absolutely um he put on play. Oh yeah that one, Like I completely forgot about that song. For those of you out there whose Soul Cycle, you know, it's like you're either like running so fast you're gonna die, or you're like the

resistance is up and you're going halftime. And we were going halftime to play and I was getting my whole fucking way. Honestly, this is also the second week, and really we've talked about her. Last week. We gave her the Lifetime Achievement Award. Oh you know what, lifetime. We gave her a Lifetime Achievement Awards. We're talking about American at all, because you're talking about and I got her performance. Yet she knows now that snatch is definitely the word.

But also she just knows now that like, no matter what, she's just gonna like sing whatever song she's trying to promote now and then like rip off her dress in samba for two men? Could you believe she was singing live? I couldn't believe her to the goal. I was like, this is you know what though it might not have

sounded great, but she was doing it. Yeah. But you know what, you got to hear the auto tune on those mikes, because the way you can tell is when they speak to the audience, when they're like come on or like whatever, it's like very pitched and tinny and tenny. I mean Katie Perry at the super Bowl, Oh my god, I was like, how is she not missing a note? Oh? Wait? That Mike was chewing up her voice and spitting out

something else. I know. I think of an image of j Lo performing at the World Cup and just being in the Stadium's get loud, I mean that, I know she's it's her fucking torch song in America any country, like she gets buried, They're gonna play let's get loud to the ground, Let's get loud, Let's get loud. It's gonna be like a fucking that like gets year old men up off the like the wedding. The best part of her American performance, The best part was Corse she

whipped out. It was well, the fans are pretty good, and she was giving you such vegas with all that getch your money and then um, but the best was you know the note and let's get get loud, where it's like that's get. She goes all the way up and it's a full she goes that's get. And then the most the most tracked thing happens where just like the track goes her voice and it was just like she just made this face that made it. Don't think she was doing it, but she had to cut out.

It was just so clear and obvious you're entertaining for your life and also these two bitches didn't respond to a text that I sent them, which was I said to you, guys, I feel that at the end of her life, j La will be looked back on as a legend. And you never texted us this. I did because who else would I have said that too if it wasn't you. I agree that we definitely we may or may not have gotten that text. Well on this one, bitch,

don't accuse me. There was no response given. There are dagger eyes being thrown across this room right now, every it. Let's move on to some current events, shall we. I think it's time to move on to current events because we obviously can't see this is the j LO stalemate, go down to the j stale ten thousand points to different if we if we bring up JLO every episode rule the rule number one hundred and three of culture,

the jail. The way you just said that it was Garthen County and it was like trying you were, um Garthen Cat. I guess that's like a pretty gay reference at this point. Pretty gay. Okay, Well, let's let's move on to some culture speaking of gay. Speaking of gay, um, we must talk current events in this episode is coming out at a pretty sensitive time, sensitive time because wow, this last episode of Drag Race called politics say Shady Holtics, and let me tell you, we saw the sashag awaying

of the one and only. But here's the here's the here's the tea, guys, that was very deserved. That was not And let me tell you what really pissed me off the way that she lip sync And I am telling you I'm not okay. Can I tell you something I told David this earlier. I was at I was at a viewing party last night at T ANDT hosted by the wonderful, inimitable Rube Ruby Rue and equally wonderful Rag Exception on the show Beats to Slay the band.

Last night, you guys have to tell you, Ragamuffin was wearing this like short paged by Wig and she was wearing this nit vest little food on it like that, like little little patches of like a peach and an apple and a fork and then on the very back of this nit vest was just one slice of watermelon and it was the funniest fucking anyway. Um So, so they hosted it and like you could tell, like I went into this episode being like I'm worried for Thorgy.

And then rag a Muffin and Throword and Ruby reuere like very good friends of Thorgy. Thor were just like in really sour moods. And then my friend Aaron Jackson and I were like, they're in bad mood. This is not going to be good for Thorgy. And then after the episode finishes airing, Authority just gets eliminated everyone in Brooklyn. She's a Brooklyn girl. This is her home, to her home turf. Everyone's really sad, and especially at t NT where she were. Thorgis to host being parties for drag

race Um. Ragamuffin takes this stage and she goes, I have some tea. Well, first of all, she said that before the episode aired, because Ragamuffin has been traveling with Thorgi thor as her assistant when when Georgy has been touring and so before before the episode, a rag Mephorm was like, I have some tea. And then at that point that was another give way. It was like, oh,

well something should He's gonna happen Authority. So anyway, rag muff And goes, um, well, all as you all know, all the all the queens, all the contestants on Drag Race get a list of all their lips Things for Your Life songs in order for each episode out, so they know I had of time what to prepare for God. And I'm telling you I'm not going, and I'm telling you I'm not going was meant for next week. And

here's the additional te they were told. All the queens were told that they would be judged even though they were being paired up for their challenges, they would be judged individually, so everyone's like, cool, great, And then it wasn't until critiques where you had Kimchi, Georgie Thorne Cheechee sort of in the bottom. It wasn't until after they went into the Untucked challenge that the producers come up

to them and go, hi, guys changed their plans. You're all being judged as duos and the song this week is being switched and I am telling you I'm not going, And Ragamuffin said, and she didn't say anything beyond that, but the insinuation was that they were rigging that elimination for Cheechy versus Thorgy so that Cheat she could out lip sync Thorgy in a dream girls cheat. Okay, I think that that is really shitty. I think it really sucks to hear. But but here's here's what I'm gonna say.

She didn't do She didn't do well on the challenge and the runway was the weakest runway. I thought it was great. You know what, I didn't get the wig. To be honest, I didn't get the wig, but I get I really love Thorgy. I thought Thorgy was was

for sure top top. And so here's the thing, like, if you're judging it based on what it is for this week, or you're judging it as a competition, and that's always the kind of thing with these elimination shows is like do you judge it based on this, this, this, and then on the final lip sync? And my my thing is, yes, you do. And she didn't bring it this week with the with the runway and with the challenge. End.

If you're a gay man and if you're a drag queen, you're prepared for and I am telling you're not going and you don't make it a character thing. You deliver that song to talk to I'm not to spell too much, but Bob has this moment. Another another fan favorite Bob the drap Queen, but we've all seen he now has no competition. It's so inevitable. So anyway, Bob just like

is gathering all the girls around. She's like, all right, guys, just come here, and she goes, do you guys know when when Effie sings this song, like at one point in the show, like every like, Bob's like, you've everyone seen Dreamgirls, right, and they're like yeah, yeah, and she goes, okay, good. Whoever's lips thinking tonight, just remember that this is the lowest point in that character's entire life. She's lost her boyfriend, she's lost her career, she's lost. Like, that's a lip

sing for your life. And she goes and Bob goes and she's so right. Bob goes, this is the perfect lip sing for your life. There's no better song because you're making your begging tips stelling you I'm not it's the title and she and it's like, you're it's it's you have to stay and I'm sorry. But Thorgy did it with a smile on her That cart wheel at the end, the cart wheel that put the nail in the coffin. As far as I'm going to it was too goofy. It was too goofy, There was no there

was no character. Yeah, I mean, come on, that was and and honestly, Cheechi Ohara, that chee chet O'Hara, Cheechi devane slid that lipsk You know what do I Well, I think that that sucks what you just said, Yes, but like there's no reason I think of it. But think of the alternative. If they had been judged individually, the bottom two might have been Kimchi and Thorgi or Kim She and cheech And I think kim She would

have gone in either of those cases. I think absolutely there they want to keep, so they want to keep Chimche and Cheechee, and they they said Georgy at that point was just cannon fodder, which I think sucks. But then also here's here's and you just brought up this thing of like, well do you judge them based on the entire competition holistically or on an episode episode basis?

And I think the I'm talking really fast, uh, that the competition is designed in a way that doesn't reward people who who plays who consistently do well in the challenges, like Thorgy but has people has mediocre Queen's Coast through like Derek Barry, I'm sorry, my thing, here's what I think. And again, I really love Georgy. What I wanted from the beginning was in New York Top three, and I thought it was very possible. And to be honest with you, I think those were those were that would have been

a great Top three. But Acid, I know you're somewhere out there in the world. We really miss we We would have loved you on the run. We love I mean yeah, And my thing is like and again like, oh, she's so conflicted. I'm I'm conflicted. But Georgie was not going to win the show. I don't think Thorgy was. I don't think Thorgy is the next drag superstar in the show where Bob the drag queen is there and I get I get the room for the under the

underdog thing. It's the same reason why people want Bernie Sanders. I think it's new, it's like fresh air. It's Brooklyn, which is cool. Well, don't think that I'm not coming. Don't think that I'm not hitting We're not hitting that topic either, honey. That's another current US. Hillary Thorgie thor is Bernie Derek Barry's Donald Let's say, yes, that's true. I feel very comfortable with that. So well, here, here, here, Derek Barry would have to be smarter to be Donald Trump.

Here's my deal. You're saying thorg thor is not top is not I said? I said Thorgy thor is Top three. Thorgy Thorpe reminds me. It's the same energy as a Door Delano, where it's like you like her, you really wanted to do well. She's always doing well. She's great, she's a fun personality. But then when it gets down to it, when there's a Bianca there, you don't say Bianca del Rio. Yeah, yeah, you're not America's next track Superstar. Bob the Drag Queen has been crushing RuPaul's Drag Race,

crushing it and we all knew before. I mean, he's just so unique. I mean, if you've never seen a Bob the Drag Queen show, I mean, now, it's gonna be fucking impossible. It's she was at that barricud to this Monday. Yeah, she I almost went. She just it's the just the perfect combination of everything you love about drag and then also this whole other side, this comedian this it's one of the funniest shows. Personality you just wanted to host everything. It's you know, Terry, Yeah, watching

the Untucked. Is Bob the Drag Queen Show right now? Absolutely? Oh And if you don't, if you weren't familiar with any of Bob the Drag Queen stuff, listeners, look up to videos. Look up one where Bob handles a heckler or a drunk person at his show and the most graceful way possible, doesn't antagonize them, even patronize, and she's like, hey, um, you can't do that, Like here's here's here's the transaction I'm performing on stage. Did you watch me? That's it.

It's like wait, wait, wait, stop the track. It's so mad. It's it's such a good example of any performer out there, like handling like shitty people like that in your audiences, but not in a shitty way. That's back, remaining fully and effortlessly. And actually in the second video, guys, look up, Bob the Drag Queen God Warrior is the most it's

the one screen it changed my life. I have to say, it's a shame that there's not more lipstick challenges are like lip syning that it's not really a part of the show because so many of them do it so well and you would only see it if they did badly in the challenge. And for queens like Bob who just aren't gonna do badly in a challenge, you never get to see like what Bob can do or Thorgy. Thorgie has had equal authority. I think is sort of is a peer of Bob's in the lip sync front,

like what she doing the Lion King that online. I know Thorgie like would did not do a good lip sync against Chichie for dream Girls. But there's I wish there was this was a video somewhere because I saw this live one time at TNT. Thorgie did this lip sing of this voicemail of a CVS employee leaving a

voicemail for a man. This must have been a crankcoll but being like I'm high, your anal work cream is in and your micro penis medication is in Israel, like blah blah blah blah, and your and your adult diapers and all this stuff and like, but she mixed it in such a funny way to this dance beat and was so good. That's something that a lot of queens are doing now. They're sort of like taking songs and like putting like a comedic spin on them, like in

the way that they chopped them up with others. And I always wondered, what would that be like if if there was a challenge on drag Race where they were allowed to choose their own lips sort of like it was like it would be a blank stage and they could just be like, well, do what you do if this was your show and we were at your hometown bar, what do you what do you do with a blank stage? I think that that's a totally a component of being a drag queen these days. It's not just getting up

in lip sinking Britney spears. It's like, what do you bring to this show that's gonna put my butt in the seat? Because I can see drag queens anywhere I want now, Like Henny, all right, well let's talk about primaries. Do you want to talk about primary? I don't know. You cut? You cut the rupole's drag Race right conversation right down? Okay, Well I was scaring, honestly, we could talk for hours about this. I think, can I just ask you guys, what can I just ask you guys?

One question? What what do you think of Naomi Smalls? And how far? Gag? How far is it going to go? Because can I tell something? She definitely did really well. But that look, I get that it was a nod, but it was the same thing. It was almost like stitch. It was the same. It was almost like watching a model where or something and then buying it right off the rack. That was but right off the rack from Raven, and I felt like, sure, it's an homage, but was

it creative? I don't know. Um, that's a good question. I'm gonna be honest. I didn't recall the Raven outfit until they did the side by side and she voluntarily gave that information up. Yeah, well you know what. Then then it's clear that it was a choice, which is something I can respect, maybe not understand, but respect doesn't feel as rip off ee to me if she's fully aware of but she's signing her sourcessiography I know, but but I don't. But that's to me, it's like, let's stargraphy.

But here's the thing, you cite your sources. Yeah, there's the bibliography. But Henny, but the thing is, like, is America's next drag superstar? A fan? Is America's next rack superstar, like derivative of another drag queen. I don't think that bother. That's an interesting point there, Matt. I would agree that we want to we want America's next drag superstar, not America's like most biggest fan of drag race exactly. I don't know, because that would be me or you, or

it will be Bowen. But no, no, no, I mean now, we don't want the title around Bowen legendarily into something I call hashtag Katia ga. Oh my god, never forget boiled the dismissal of Katia And it was a wedge. It's so funny. You say this because Carl, my friend Carl, last night post and I said to him the moment he put it up, I said, you better take that down or you're gonna lose some friends, and he goes, I don't care. They can then follow me and I go,

that is serious. And also was truly mad at Boonen for that, and also I'm going to call him out and put him on blast, right, now, Joshua D. Sharp in the text thread ruined it for me. Oh, I'm sorry, Joshua D. Sharp. It took everything I mean not. I will be, We'll be, He'll be well. He'll be summoned to the last culture, just us tribunals, and you will be. You will be. There'll be a facedown. They'll be daggers. I amading on this one. They'll be daggers. Anyway, we

should move on and talk about the primaries. Honey, I cast my vote today. Should I ask you who you voted for? I you don't have voted for Hillary Clinton? Good and David and I talked about it. He voted for Bernie Sanders. I did vote for Bernie, and I agree with you. But when you posted the status recently about just supporting either candidate and I, we don't have to make the other person feel any of anyone feel bad about their their their their choice. No, I don't

feel bad about it. No one's gonna make you feel bad about We had a good conversation about it last night on the subway. I I definitely would never strive to make anyone feel badly about who they voted for. I fucking hate all the shift that everyone says online when it's negative about either Canada, it's so stupid. Just

shut it's ridiculous. I agree, And you know, when we were talking about it yesterday, it's just kind of about it's about I think I have a sort of a connection with the personality of of Bernie and I sort of he feels like somebody I know in a weird way. And um, I just think that new blood in the White House for me is something that I'm attracted to. I really, you know, I've watched a lot of House of Cards, so I know a lot about the White

House and how it works and how shady it is. Um, it's a shade fact, it's a shade It's a shade tree, and like it's just it's the White House. Is the shade tree. Honestly, alight the shade tree. I guess. Apparently it's an online thing and it's not so much episode things, but they're not really doing a good job. But we're back here. But listen, I gotta say I went and voted. It took me one fucking second. Yeah. Same. Also the polling place was twenty seconds down from my so funny.

And also Anna dress and actually um, you know, brought this up today online. But they did not check my idea me either. They didn't ask me for anything. They could have went to where you voted and Zony and knowing you're address and like literally written like sature, and I could have voted for you. And I think that's

a problem. I agree. I was so shocked by it, but also like the whole like I don't know, I mean, part of it feels very like like element I mean, you're in an elementary school, so maybe that's why I felt it, But it felt very like class class like flat. Yeah, council election, I flat. I had to ask a question. I was a little confused. I didn't know how many delegates you're eligible to vote for. I didn't know. I was like, what is this? And then it was in

a very small fontup at the top, like seven. But I did have to ask somebody. I'm like, I excuse me, how do I do that? Like seven? I think it was different in the districting literacy. Okay, yeah, so so in Brooklyn where I lived, you could do the seven and I just I mean, I voted for I don't know any of these people they list, they list the genders of each female so interesting, like why I'm gonna know doesn't matter? What's important about that? You know what?

I didn't think about that, that's really it did say parentheses and and F next to all of their names. That is really weird. Well, I'm not gonna I felt uncomfortable that part because I just didn't know any of them, and I was like, I'm not just gonna blindly vote here, though I did based on the based on who they were, down, who worked at, people who were in line with who I supported. Yeah, yeah, of course people for Bernie right exactly.

But can we get results right now? Um? No, balance, Uh, polls aren't closing until like yeah, there's still a little bit of time. But honestly, though, I went to the polls and it literally happened in three seconds. And then I went to the post office around the corner and it took longer, and it literally took an hour and ten minutes. Fucking package which I had my my turtle like get it for an amazing Earth where wearing turtle

and needed it. But I could just couldn't believe it was like, oh my god, Like it made me a little nervous. I was like, is no one showing up to vote or do they just have their ship together? I mean right in and out. There was nobody in that gym. Why I'm not really contributing to this conversation is because I'm registering Colorado, which I think is very important as sort of the pseudo swing STAM. I would like to vote in Colorado for the general, but Colorado

holds caucuses in that primaries. If it held a primary, I would have been able to submit an absentee vote. But for caucuses, you have to be in the in a room full of like a gymnasium full of other fucking randos try to talk about and try to convince you and sway you, and I don't want to do that, um or just I just I just didn't have the time to fly home. It's not that I didn't want to, and it's not I didn't want to engage in that, but it was just like I didn't want to fly

I couldn't fly home. So anyway, I'm holding my tongue until the general. Well here we go. That's that's he's gonna hold this tongue, bitch and um and so basically now we go to almost an hour in We're going to hit up the topic of our episode, which bitch is Orlando real? Orlando real? This honey. So David Bowen and I talked a little bit about future vacations, but it's all on the shoulders of one of the great vacations I think of our lifetimes. Truly, one of the best,

like truly on a whim, well not for us. We were like, David, are you gonna come or not? And you were you were being hesitant. I just wasn't sure if like we were really doing it or not. And like I was also like in a place where I was like, am I just gonna just go to Orlando for no reason? And then I thought about it and I was like fuck it. I had like a week and I was like, let me just go with my sisters to a theme park for four Well it was

and this is so much more. We we were gonna do Disney World, um and so well we were going to do both, but then it was like this thing, Well we did, but that wasn't what the plan was. When we found out how expensive it would be to do both. Matt and I were booking the vacation yeah, and we're like okay, so I guess, let's just do Disney because maybe it'll be too expensive to do both.

Because Universal Orlandos prices, they were not fucking around. It was like now they have Harry Potter and all that ship, they're like jacked them up. But so we were to do Disney for days and days, like four days. It was four nights in Orlando, which was the which was the content hashtag content that appeared from the trip. Anyway,

more on that later, I guess. So then we were there and we were just truly baked the whole time because David created, i say, created these weed Crispy the Crispy Spooky Treaty, acquired some butter, some weed butter, just to go back to Rhode Island. Why did you give the recipe right here to all of our listeners. Honestly, guys, it's super fucking complex. You take a bag of marshmallows, melt them in the pan at an entire box of

rice crispies, and um a pad of wheat butter. I did actually about about a full stick of wheat butter. They come in sticks just like groceries. Not really, but like you started sort of eyeball, like it was the recipe, how did you make the butter? Um? So the wheat

butter was made by um, somebody of my family. She will be basically like like they harvested the entire weed plant and like pulled all the butt off of it that was smokable, and then there's like a lot of stuff on the weed plant that's like not really like you can't really roll a blood with it. You can't really put it in a bowl. But it's got THHD, it's covered in sticky stuff. You can use it, use

the buffalo. So my um, not my dad, but somebody I know, Okay, I've already said it whatever, I've already out of criminal activities. My doesn't have the capability of listening to a podcast anyways, who cares, especially not one that's this long. Nope. But anyway, he basically like puts it in the crock pot and leaves it for like

four days. All the trimmings, he purids all of it, puts it in with like pounds and pounds of butter, and just lets it sit on high in a crock pot for evs and it just drains all everything out of the weed plant. And then he throws all that stuff out and he brings the butter to New York City and gives me like tupper wear. It's full of fascinating you. Can I say something about these treats. I was where I was very concerned that I would bones a sensitive to marijuana, and I was concerned that I

would just be so sluggish the entire day. Give you life something. It was the perfect It was so it was the perfect balance between just like this euphoric sense of like wonder and happiness and like, oh, I'm having the best time of life. Everything was so funny and it was everything was so funny, and it was all

this everything black. Can I tell you something? And so yeah, and so we we have we quote unquote recorded this series, this Instagram series that like literally edited in line for thunder Mountain, Like, can I tell you, Matt, we did not need a single fucking map. Matt knew the layout to every single park we were And I'm gonna out myself right now. I am an absolute monster when it comes to Orlando. Yeah. I regularly am like, what if

I just hung it all up and moved to Orlando. No, honestly, his ashes will be spread on the streets of Orlando like if La is getting lower to, let's get loud. I'm getting lower to. Like a dream is a ward. We're gonna spread matt sashes at the at the what is it called fan pantasmic the fantasmic like spectacular, which,

by the way, that's so wet at it. Like and also like you get so it's so funny because all those rides are so great, but like there's in every ride there's a moment where like something explodes, you get a little sprinkle and like but like if there's not a fire effect, it's not a ride at Universal ste I feel like in Disney, it was like whatever ride you were on, it was like a magical adventure through

a world. Yeah, and the whole time I remember, I have such a fond memory of us being on the snow White ride and us going by the end there's like we go through like snow white searching for all the dwarves and then and it's snow white like dancing in like the room with all of them, and we were just screaming like yeah, well we screamed yes on every very space mountain in the dark, the three of us in that car. I've never heard you make the sounds that you made on Space Mountain. All three of

us just screamed yeah. Literally the whole time. It was that point in the night. And it's not just the three of us on it, no, no, on it. But what I loved about that was like every time we whizzed past another car, I guarantee they just heard like yeah, just us, just like yeah, there's a photo. There's a photo of me and David just sitting on Big Thunder Mountain, um the train, the mind cart ride, and just us being so fucking blazed. My god, you know, I took a video. I tried to take a video of us.

I was like, and we have to do this entire ride completely dead pan, like no I remember, And I was sitting by myself like getting my life like completely stone Facebook, and we couldn't do it. At the merriment, it was just too much. It's so funny. But then when we went to Universal, I was like every ride was like we need your help. Yeah, you're the only one, or it's like oh, it's going to be an experience, but something just went wrong and it's like, oh no,

you're the only one who can help us. And then by the end it's like, thank you, you've done it. You're literally doing the Transformers. There's truly you get it, and it's like you're under attack and're like, oh okay, alright, alright. Every every ride, everybody, every single attraction at Universal and Disney has a Joseph Campbell hero's journey an arc to it. You know, you're you're you're out of the world, you interface with the unknown, and then you come back and

you you're stronger. I'm not even gonna lie. It's literally why I do theater and comedy because I was I was. I think that those are theater. Those are age like when you go in and it's like the pre show and they set you up and then you moved through it. Like honestly, I think it's so fucking good and smart imagineers, which is what they're the engineers for all these rides at Disney at least, that was like, that's like the fancy title. It's it's it's the perfect combination of engineering,

of of of technology mixed with creativity. And here's a difference between and the content at Universal. I mean, maybe this is controversial, but it is. I'm it's much better than what you're getting at Disney, at least for now. I mean they say that they're going to have Avatar Land and Star Wars Land, but like it's always so far off, and they've been saying that for so long. I'm just over it. At least Universal like delivers on

their promises to create new content and new experiences. But anyway, like all all the attractions at Universal, like even the ones for like little kids, are just so much better. And also it's just such a better vacation experience. I would encourage anyone that's like trying to go down there to really to go to Universal, even if it's a little bit more expensive, because you're able to walk huge.

When we were going into the park and we were like, oh, so it's going to be um whatever, we bought the express passes and they were like, so it's going to be a thousand. That was literally like we're getting the express pass. But there was a moment where all of

us works should we do this? But then we were like fuck it, and we did both parks in Universal in one because of Matt, he knew exactly where everything was, what the itinery should have been, what time we should have been, what we should skip oh my god, you guys, Mad is such a resource. I cannot recommend it. Literally if anyone, if anyone wants to go, I'll go with. We'll be going back, I think. But I think we

need to bring like a full scale production. I think that like now this time, now that we've gone with just the three of us, we've been there, we've done, we've done it, We've we've seen any of the people have seen the fun that we've had on these I think, and honestly, everything there is so good. And also we haven't even talked about Harry Potter, which is so fucking mag The best was when we had gotten off the Green Goods and we had done it, we had had been well over and like we had moved on and

done maybe five on the rides. We were disgusting what we thought was the best thing we've done so far, and David Goes I was gagged for Green got I think the court of the occasion was you can't even get your life when you so we got them and we were on like the flume ride, Dudley do Right and Bowen's and his fucking pancho. We were all as ponchos because you get a little bit wet, you know, like one person on those things always gets yeah, no,

one's like kind of woyds. And then somebody just gets real really wet and so like it's bowing and he couldn't get out of his seat, and we were just so one track and so high. We were like and I just looked at him and I was like, you can't even get life. You can't even get because here's what happened, here's what happened. Oh, we were we were at such a we were in such a we were at such a point state a state that all of our words, all of our sentences ended with the words

get your life. Like like we were like, We're like, oh, I'm hungry, let's go get our life. We want to get your life or get your life, and I want to get my life. Okay. Got to the point where you knew we were saying like do you want to do? Do you want to do? Get your life? Your life, get your life. Okay, I'm trying to get my life to these men and black tenders. Honestly, I've never more chicken tender I ate in Disney World. I want to say that it was the most chicken unders I've every

diet and today there you go. Shout out to the RBS on a f F. Honestly, this podcast sponsored by Chicken Tenders at this point, but that was it was so fucking good, and I encourage anyone to go. And literally now you have to really convince me to go otherwise. And Octreber, I'm going to Shanghai with my family and my sister and I and we're going to check out Disney Shanghai, which is the biggest theme park that has ever been built. That's gonna be incredible, that's gonna be amazing.

I just I have such a problem with the with the the World in Orlando because it's too fucking far to get everywhere. I remember, like it's just like it kind of sucks have to take the buses everywhere. Like I get that they'll be able to do whatever they want for years to come because I have the land for it, but it's really a suck when you have to wait forty five minutes to an hour to get to the park. And then if you want to do

something else. Because every podcast like three or four good things, like for example, the Hollywood Studios, you got your rock and roller coaster, and Tower Terror, and then that toy story ride after which we got stuck on remember oh that was true Terror. Alright, alright, err, alright, wait, we have to go all the way back to the beginning of this. First of all, we have to have to shout out to whoever designed the waiting area and Tower

of Terrible, my favorite things. Just love all the cobwebs, love all the things that we're about to happen. But then it stopped happening because of all the mystery, beautiful set, beautiful people working there. So we're waiting forever. We finally get on the ride and we get up and we we blast up with like it goes up a couple of floors, and there's like little pieces of the story, right, Yeah, it's it's essentially like it's like a haunted house until

it becomes the drop tower. Yeah, we get up to the top of it and then we stop and it opens and then we're facing this fucking like fake set hallway and then it stops and then everyone in everyone

it's pitch black. Everyone on the ride is like because they create such an atmosphere to where you're genuinely scared and we've already ridden it maybe six times, so like I know what to expect here, and we'll be like stone high and so basically like it stops and then and then suddenly, like ten minutes later, the house lights come on and then some janitor custodian dude opens the side door that's literally like on our peripheral vision in

the it's in the scene. It's in the scene. And he comes and he comes out and goes, all right, guys, we need we need to get you out and then we're gonna like walk you to this elevator, this real elevator, and take you down. And it was the veil had been lifted, like every the illusion was completely shattered. Yeah, it was nuts. It wasn't that experience for sure, but we did get to go on it. They were like

after that, we everyone was like all scared. We're like, oh my god, rides malfunctioning, so scared, And they were like, honestly, did you guys want to go and you can hop right back. We were like yeah, but we had to get out into the scene, which was so scary. I was like, they're going to be a ghosts. It was like I don't want to get out where these ghosts were honestly, there's a ghost they're not, but I really

buy into it. I honestly reverb back to my seven year olds off every time where I'm like really in it. Like I said to my sister. My sister and I we went years ago and my parents would do this thing happened through the day where they're like, we're gonna go back to the pool. You guys do your thing. And my sister, who I had found out at the time was like a bigger stoner than even I was.

Um had brought weed over in her car and we had went out and we smoked, like in front of the hard Rock cafe, like so paranoid looking over our shoulder because we can't get blacklisted at Universal Orlando. I'd kill myself. So literally like we got stoned. And then I we went into Poseidon's Fury, remember Poseidon's Fury, which was like, honestly pretty gay, very very gay, and like also that guy that want actor that kind of runs

the whole thing. I was like, damn, this is like fully your show, bro, You're acting all computers and all voice over stunts and doing stunts to hold the whole game, running the whole thing, and there's like a lot of fire in that one Let It Die a logue, a lot of fire, a lot of water, a lot of a lot supporting characters. And so basically, like my sister and I were very high at it and we had obviously in it before, and I hit her shoulder and

I'm like, commit to the experience. Oh, and like I wanted to seem that you really were in the tomb, like I got very like and then and then acting literally we didn't talk the whole like fifteen minutes that it is. And then when we got out and she goes, I have to sit down. I feel like I'm gonna throw up, And we had to go sit down because she was like heavy only really sick, and she was like, I'm so sorry, I'm ruining this, but I'm like, no, it's fine. But really I was like he did the

acting made her sick. Absolutely. Okay, let's get to let's get to I Don't Think So Honey. All right, so we've talked a little bit about our our trip, and now we are at the segment of the show called I Don't Think So Honey, and it's when you all each of us, all three of us have one minute to rail against something in culture, anything we hate, and could say I don't think so, honey, and you take it down in one minute and is going to be first.

I always go first, because I haven't thought about something first. You just as many times as you you can possibly just say that, honey, Yeah great, and a minute starts now, all right, listen. So today I had a bunch of people at work to me, They're saying, oh, you voted. I was wearing my sticker and I was like, yeah, of course I voted, and they were like, I don't vote, and I was like, I don't think so, honey. Listen, If you don't vote, you are literally forfeiting your right

to ever talk ill about the government. Again, voting is literally like one of the greatest privileges that we have in this country. There are so many countries in this world without the ability to have any influence on the government whatsoever. And if you forfeit your right to vote, you are literally forfeiting your ability to talk or to voice any opinion about anything that happens from here on

out with the country. People telling me, like my friend, for example, Kyle from he lives in North Carolina and he's not voting, he's not sitting in his ups and I'm like, I don't think so, honey, North Carolina. Absolutely not. And first of all, North Carolina, I don't think so. Please get your ship in order. But listen, and all I have to say is that if you are not voting, and there's a reason why you're not voting, I understand you might be frustrated with our government and the way

that it works. But the bottom line is democracy does not work if you do not vote. One minute. What an impressive I think, an influential. I don't think so, honey. For the topical topical and listen, I can't and you segue into LGBT discrimination. I loved it. Wow, what a masterful. I don't think so, honey. More about you know what, it's from the authority, and I don't think so, honey. Absolutely I feel so. Now I should go aways what you're saying, I can go okay, ready, all right, and

a minute it starts now. I don't think so honey. People that you work with, that are your peers giving you notes on how to do your job, Okay, I don't think so, honey. At the at the restaurant that I work at other servers giving me notes on whether or not I rolled enough silverware. Worry about your self, honey, I don't think so. Also, today I'm a tour guide on the bus and after and you do it with one other person, and I don't think so, honey. My coworker came over to me and was like, I have

some timing notes for you, bitch. This is this is well not my first time doing it, and I don't think so, honey, because I could give you notes, but I'm not at this time. You're my pier at this time. And until my manager comes on the bus and gives me a note and I feel like I did something wrong, then I'll take their note. But you didn't hire me. You're not gonna fire me. I don't think so, honey. You have a problem. Respectfully tell me what what you think I should do, and don't say so I have

a note. Don't give me notes. Don't give me notes if you're if you're my pier, because I might be younger than you are prettier than you, but I know exactly what I'm doing, bitch, and I don't. That's one minute that that is a risky I don't think so honey, talking about your coworker. It has me hot, honestly putting putting the server coworkers blast this episode. I agree though, like who cares? Like shut up? Shut up? Because guess what we're giving them the experience. It's not like it

doesn't be have to be a perfect thing. Okay, alright, well, especially when you're Yang. I guess it's miss Yang's turn. I don't know if I'll if I'll be is impassionate? Well, I guess now the bar has been set, so I don't think so honey begins now, I don't think so honey. Noisy neighbors who throw outdoor parties on a Monday night well into two am, I had to call nine one one. Well, first of all, I had to look up whether nine one one or three one one was the more appropriate

number to file a NOIS to call in ANYS. It was definitely three one one, But then for some reason, some sources I think the NYC dot gov page told me to direct me to nine one one. So I called any one when I said, and they said nine one one, this is immediately lad with. This is not an emergency. But I do have a noils complaint to file. And so then the woman that this Patrick was very nice. She said, okay, well let me transfer you to a

more appropriate agency. And I go, thank you so much, and then she and then he told me to go to three one one. I called me one one. This very lovely woman Nicolette, helped me file this um this noise complaint for in any seven Atlantic Avenue outside in the back patio area of a restaurant called Partists, a

Jewish eatery called Partists. But meanwhile, and I'm not I'm not making any connections or whatever, but like everyone at this party was was just like was just very like young and hip and like ethnic and like it was like, wait, you guys are in Jewish. That's one minute and waiting, hold on, hold on, hold on there, it's gonna you're you're an This one is gonna end on. Finish your thought. This is my thought. I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what kind of parties this

restaurant is hosting, but I see people. Everyone in this restaurant has a yamaka during operating business hours, but the passovers on the horizon passovers on. But then every other night there are these like cool young people hanging out in the backyard just like screaming at the top of their lungs. So I don't get what. I don't get what this connection is. You know what I find? If I get like something that makes white noise, it helps me.

Sometimes I'll put my air condition around like fan mode, I turn on white noise. Yeah, I had to de humidifier that I love. Yeah, like kind of just like helps you tune it out. But I hear you also ear plugs a real thing. My last words, I don't want to be You're not Jewish? Yeah, Jewish? All right. So now we're at culture of the week, and this is when we appreciate um culture this week. That's really nailing it. And sometimes Bowen and I have a little bit of a common thread, but I guess we'll see.

So Bowen, what's your culture of the week? Well, honey, my culture of the week is And I think that we've already read. We've read Disney World to filth, so I think we can go ahead and stretch stretch the parameters to all of Orlando exactly. So I'm going to stretch this to UM actually Disney World. I know we were sort of railing against Disney World a little bit, but um, you know what, the specifically the high the cleanliness of disney World Culture of the Week, Culture of

the Week reminded me a lot of Chicago. Chicago very clean, very clean. But you know what they have been I think, think, think there's an urban legend that, um, you know, there have been tests performed at Disney World where someone will leave like a piece of live or on the sidewalk on the cobbles, the fake cobblestone streets of Disney World, and within about two minutes someone will have picked that up. So there are people hiding in the bushes in the

shadows waiting to pick up a litter. And I think that is incredible, It's amazing, and it actually it bleeds into my culture of the way, what's your culture? The friendly talking garbage cans at Walt Disney. I think it's the best thing in culture this week. I think that, Um, basically, when the garbage cans are talking, it's just another friendly voice in the park, like and pleasant experience made pleasant.

I'm sorry to Culture of the Week Semate of the Year anyway, the j Lo stalemate has bled over into the Disney stalemate at this point, right. So I love those little garbage cans that talk, especially when they have something nice to say. And you know what Disney World that they do. What are some nice things that have the garbage can't have said to you? Um? Some nice things that the garbage can't I said to me, are

all right, don't go this way. This way some spooky happens, and that happens right outside the Haunted Mansion, because, as you know, the Haunted Mansion is setting like a Louisiana bio setting by your country Louisiana. So um. I Also, any of the voices that pop out of the bushes anytime is a characterized thing that really shouldn't be a character in Disney World. I really appreciate that. I love when you can hear a little bit, but you're not

coming from a tree when you're around Splash Mountain. I think it's really amazing that friendly voices are not just relegated to human beings. Friendly voices can come out of the bush. Well that songs that you do that it's a little problematic from a problematic movie song of the South, Okay, well you can you can talk about that. You're not another time you're not Jewish. Okay, David, do you have

any culture? Have any culture of the week? Um well, culture of the week as it pertains to Orlando, it can't be anything. Um well, um as far as like I guess I'll keep it in the Orlando world because Okay, what I was thinking we were talking was that out of place, Um, twenty five year olds are on the streets of Disney. I mean we were stoned the ship and I want to I want to like really highlight

that that was like a huge factor in this. But we were cussing and fussing and literally, like I think that we got glaring looks from every single family we have. I mean probably if you listen to this podcast, you understood that we have a dirty months some of the stuff we were saying, and it's the best culture of this week, I would agree. I would agree twenty five year old and Disney incredible culture. Incredible. Alright, guys, well this has been lost cultures just huge thanks to our

guest David Mazzoni, I mean, having me. We just really enjoyed this and we needed to have you onlar Yes final plug. Come see all three of us in Popular Lettes Amazing along with Douglas Wideck with Rachel Winnitzky, Amanda Shackman, Tessa Scara and special guests who was performing in a special capacity Sudie Green, the One on Only, the one in Oman so um, We're off to go do studio show theme party, but this has been less pulting. Thank you so much, we love you, rot you talking about

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