"Not For Lack of Trying!" (w/ Aaron Jackson & Josh Sharp)

Posidon Adventure is famously a film that's got up. Believe her name was Shelley Winters and she I'm an immigrant. I don't know the culture. Of course, this film was not available around the world. So there's a there's a movie called The Pside Adventure where someone got an OSCAR nomination for diving in the water and swimming. Did you know this, well, Kate winslet's about to come for their hardware. Because she held her breath for seven minutes for the

New Avatar. I'm so happy that we're submerged, so to speak, in this water, talk in this water culture, because it is almost summer, and I really excited to get in the beach and swim around a little bit and certainly

get into pools. Well, you can't do it yet in Miami because they have those curfews going darling deer, and they're and they're and they're throwing little and they're and they're and they're just like actually like driving the people of what the kids away saying, don't come here, dear sister of mine. I have people that I follow on Instagram who are in Miami hopping off. Yeah, I think we're past this, the COVID vacation stigma at this point.

At I don't know. Isn't it so weird that, like gaze over COVID, like we all kind of had to be on both sides of it, and then the pendulum swung so hard each way. You're not even taking this conversation, No, I really am, Well, can I be totally honest with you,

Gaze over COVID. I never actually understood if I was supposed to be supporting it or that's what exactly exactly and and so and so I find myself on both sides of it, just just for sheer lack of If I start to try to understand the reasoning for why we hate it, why we support it. I feel like I will die. Yes, oh my god, it's lethal, dear for you. All I was saying was I was excited to get into a body water, preferably with my sister and or sisters, because you know, I made it political

and you made it political. I actually have to address something that I did on the show last week. Go ahead, take the floor, my I don't think so Honey was about construction. Was very nimby, came off very not in my backyard. And I apologize, and I I I thought that there was you know, some someone where us to it, but there wasn't, and I didn't mean to. And I even I even whatever we don't have to get into.

I sincerely apologize. I don't think this is you making things political, and I don't think you need to apologize. I think this is classic example of people being stupid and making moan it is. I think it's very stupid. And I would say anyone that came for Bowen for being Nimby, which by the way, it sounds like a character and a damned Nintendo sixty four, we should say

that flat out. It's being stupid and they're being and they're being sort of sensationalist, you know what I mean, because I think I don't think I want a construction. It's so loud, that's all it was. It was just about noise. But then for me for for it to be in an for it to be an individual complaint, there's no way it doesn't come off as Nimby, you

know what I'm saying. See, and people were saying Bowen's and Nimby, Bowen's and Nimby, and I I really thought to myself, this must be video game jargon that I don't know because if you had told me that Nimby wasn't a Kirby type, you know what I mean? Like, when I say Nimby in my head, what does Nimby look like? Girl? While explain so Nimby is he's a small marshmallow with a yellow hat and like a stupid face. And when I say a stupid face, I mean two blue,

big black eyes and one big white mouth. I've ever heard it's so stupid. And his feet are a little red circles, and um, he sort of is very much like Kirby. Really, what I'm describing as like Kirby in a yellow hat. Um. But that's what I thought. When everyone was like Bowen's came out as a nimby, I said, what did I miss in the episode where we talked about this nimby? Because usually I'm very keyt in and know what's happening, and I didn't know what nimby was.

So to hear you say not in my backyard, I'm to understand that a nimby is a person who is what someone who is just like a construction shouldn't happen in terms of like offering group housing or affordable housing, that kind of thing. Didn't you say in your I don't think so, honey, we needs I said in my

own things. So when I was like, there, we have enough buildings, But maybe people misread that as O Bowen's saying that things are fine the way they are in terms of the housing situation, which is not what I mean. I just meant. I think people want to listen to this episode, and that's why they're upset that you're such a nimby. You know what I mean? I think nimby, I think Nimby is is part of d NC called as part of radical centrism, which is everything that I

stand for. A radical centrist I I, well, first of all, that's a very cool and second of all, as a radical centrist. Um, you're coming out as radical centrist to no, no, no, no, I'm progressive. I think that AOC is a radical centrist compared to me. I think that we all should be, you know, fucking each other. You're afraid to use the word socialist. Oh no, I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid of anything. If I'm afraid of anything, it's um nuclear war,

huge spiders and um, any of Mychael's sisters getting sick. Um, those are the things. Well, can I just close the loop on one thing? Yeah, I'm excited to get in the water with my sis. I'm really excited for this true, um beautifully temperate spring, natural spring we're about to just really soak into for the next four hours, let's say. And to pull back the curtain, I am going to

New York, oh my god, to see my sister. And I'm really excited to sort of reveal that to our our girls who are here in this and in the zoom chat to be guests on must Culture. Asta's there. I think nineteen time on the show. And I think that one thing I would love is maybe not this time when I'm there, but maybe over the summer, and I plan to be in New York many times. I think we should all get in the water together. I just that's all I think. I think we should get

in the water together in some in some form. So when you love to swim, I would love to swim. Oh, when you love it. It feels like a Little Mermaid too. Arials, revenge, air wheels, revenge. The daughter wants to go into the sea. You know what would be a fun sequel to a Little Mermaid if Vanessa got into it? Yeah, I love enough into the she if she got into the gig, Vanessa, ms Vanessa, Little Mermaid before ms Vanessa got into the Gig. It's a front runner for a title about Little Mermaid

go into the gig. You know what, enough with enough with the preamble, What is this the Constitution? What is this the Constitution? Because it sure is long? The Declaration of Independent Dance, Thomas Jefferson write this because it's long. This is um. I think we're in peak drag Race season. We're not exclusively talking about drag Race, but I think we're we're freshed off at the end of UK two. We're um, we're in the middle of thirteen. We've still

many episodes left. At least, we thought we need to get the experts in. The experts these are these are the drag race scholars. And by that, by that we mean we talked about it often on our group threat and are constantly sort of, you know, dragging the queens as if we know better. I think we celebrate mostly mostly it's celebrating in the drag is a celebration, I would say absolutely. Let's just say here that we are not here to drag anybody, and if we are dragging anybody,

it's to celebrate is flying. Uh what's that song? Um, the little mixed song the like confetti no army? You know that song? I love that song. It's it's that's nothing to do with this, but it is also something that's called confetti. Let's bring them in talk about talk about these guests a little bit more. They're absolutely stunning. And there I said, I we commented on the length. Oh my god, the hair is beautiful, you know, because one of the guests has sort of iconically long hair.

But tell me that you don't think it's even longer this time? I actually think it's even longer this time, but I think it works. And he says he's going to get it cut on April six. I say, honey, push it back to April four, to commemorate the sinking of the Titanic. Yes, and he's He said that he would turn to his barber and say, you know why I'm doing this, to commemorate the sinking the thing of the Titanic hundred nine years ago. She sank, and that's

why we're here. And then you said that it's sort of in the air that you might play the iceberg, and I said out yes, that one. And now the other guests talk about this. Guess this guest's hair is also doing something interesting and fascinating and new. This guest has embodied the return of the mullet and true um grace a palm beauty. I don't I don't know, I don't know a better I've not seen a better mullet out there. I'm sorry, Taggert. No, No, herp is amazing.

She's incredible. Our guests mullet is amazing. These are two of the funniest. These are two Oprah's. These are the two Oprah's of my life. Over the two popes. That but two Oprah's and it's our guests. And it's our guests. I am so others here mother, He's so thrilled they're here. These are two of the funniest queens in the queendom, close sisters of ours, and the queendom is very big. Every queen needs a queens a queensdom. That's that's that's

a dog whistle for the barbs. Yeah, and this, of course we should just we should say now more than ever. This is a barbed podcast. This is and I always has been, always will be. Everyone. Welcome into your ears, Aaron Jackson and just shut ding dong. Okay, what is the German word for waiting to be introduced on a podcast and being frustrated because you want to chime in thank you? There must be a German word for that. I think it's what is it boats called? It's called

are we going to get into Bergheim? Or not to thank you? I was experiencing Burghim moments that you want, you're waiting to get it, and you're not sure if you can get in there. That's what I gotta get in. I got stuff to say, Well, what do you need when you need to get in so badly. It's Burgheiming. It's like I'm burg Himing, It's Burghiming. I want to talk about the the water World show at Universal, thank

you for bringing that up. As I want to talk about when you're gonna be in New York, specifically the dates where you're staying, your social for the girls. I just wanted to quickly say that Miami, Yes, Miami is out of control, but that is what we want from Miami. That is that is her gig. If Miami were in control, you would say, check the pulse, check the pulls, but their bodies. If all of a sudden Miami was well, we'd be like, who snatched their bodies? Now someone someone

has replaced Miami with Albany. Yeah, the famously in control. And another thing we have to talk about is at um to drag, us to love. Okay, just wow, oh my god, what did you see? All of a sudden I started crying everyone I am talking to right now because I love everyone I'm talking to right now. Yeah. I want to say, um, when we start talking about the drag queens, every single one of the Drag queens

is good at drag. And then he never so so yes, it's like, do I do those Grinder recaps and it's like maybe, like I hated this and everyone's like fuck you, and I'm like, you're right, you're right, You're right. It is not worth getting into on the internet if someone has anything to say, and it's so much easier to go yetally, totally I should have said what you said, is this podcast incentivizing harm towards? Yeah? Yes it is. Oh and I wanted to talk about Nimby. What kind

of game that would be? I feel like it would be sort of a pac Man thing where Nimby had to eat things and then Nimby kept going really fast and it would be like kind of Sonic meets pac Man. Maybe the Man, Yes, maybe count things quick? Yeah? Can we talk about Miss fact Man? Yeah? Yes, what a fucking superstar, sex icon, sex round, Queen her head, Queen her beauty, mark and love. When you think Miss pac Man,

I'm not talking about the pixelated that I think. I believe it when you put Josh, let me ask you, when you think of Miss pack Man, are you thinking, all right, what are you picturing? Are you picturing a beautiful, flawless ball kicking up her damn heels kind of glancing to the side with her lashes out and laid blush those cheeks. Damn. Here's what we're gonna do. Cast her. This is a new segment called cast Cast in a View of a of a Last Culture is the seven

cast her. Cast. It's where we name an iconic female character who's never been cast and we cast her. Aaron cast Miss pac Man, Go crew, Thank you. Femy Award winner Penelope Cruz as MS pac Man in MS pac Man, MS pac Man. I'm going with cast her. Bernardette Peters playing it like she's twenty three from Bernardette Peters. Tony Award winner Bernardette Peters is MS pac Man in Miss pac Man The Musical. Yeah, I have one. Get a load of this, Okay. Florence Pugh shaving her dann head.

It's a drama. It's a drama. Academy Award nominee stars in MS pac Man Bald as MS pac Man, directed by Greta Gerwig. She said, it's jumps back and forth in time story man. You see her before she eats the fruit. You jumped to after she eats the fruit, back to before. Yes, I I wasn't clear. Okay, ready Wallace is Miss pac Man in Ms pac Man. Oh that's the most deconstructed. That's the most that's the simplest version. Miss pac Man is a Miss pac Man. Miss Wallace

is Miss pac Man in Miss pac Man. It's true essence of that role and that portrayal because I can just see her. I thought she was so fabulous Beasts of the Southern Wild that I can see her taking on a role as big as Miss pac Man, because you really need someone who can really take it on. You know. Now this this segment is actually not called cast her. It's called cast trait, which means that you rate the castings. And now I think we have to rank the castings. Yeah, let's see who won this bit?

I this is a cast right, another segment, a new segment on Lost Culture. Who won the bed? I think, oh my god, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting the returns. It's a four way tie bit. Fabulous. That's never happened every every everyone's casting was so fabulous. Well do you think they'll do They'll do like a spider Verse kind of thing where it starts as you know, whoever and then Oh, and then here's this Miss pac Man. We never knew. This is chaos magic Wanda. That makes

you miss pac Man two? Oh my god? Wait are you guys into the the multiverse? No, and I'm not. I like nerdy stuff, but I just got too exhausted by um the amount of content I see, and I had to I truly had to just put a hard brick walla and say no more, no more, more more Marvel. I would still do an X Men just because it's, um, it's not in the Marvel Well. Now, I don't want Captain America sweeping in. I guess he's dead. I don't,

I can't see. I can't keep spoiler alert he did die. Yeah, I am watching the Falcon in the Winter Soldier and getting my absolute life. Okay, wait, though, the best thing to come from the Marvel universe. And I mean I loved this. When Gwyneth Paltrow did not know she was in Spider Man, did you see that clip? Oh? She routinely for she was keep I keep saying it all that whoever it was, was like we were in Spiderman together.

She was like, I wasn't She was like, and he said, no, we were remember this, and she goes, no, I was in the Avengers and he goes, remember the scene where the press conference. Uh huh, Spider Man, Oh, she recently like off go off in the last couple of weeks she didn't interview where they were like, would you ever want to do them the marvel stuff again? And she and I think I think the poll quote was I'll do it again if they pay me like a lot of money and they can get the work down to

one day one day before. She wants to be a day player in the Marvels. And then the Marvels get paid more than ever so because she is good in them. So she shows up slaves who leaves for does not know the name of the movie that should now be our go to, Like, you've been corrected. If you're like it's on Friday, they're like, actually Thursday, that was Spider me. That's like you're just learning you wrong, air Josh, you do you feel comfortable sharing not for lack of trying, Yes,

it's not. I mean it's on the internet. Speaking of drag Charlene Incarnet, the drag Queen. Yeah, Brooklyn Darling a very fun or Twitter exchange that I saw where she was she was getting the vaccine, and so she said, wow, I didn't at the VID meaning COVID, like, um, go me going, I didn't go me. Then some follower I don't know who it was tweeted at her, not for lack of trying, and then she she tweeted back tea. So Rod, that's become a thing for us that sometimes

you'll be like, whatever you trying. Yeah, I'm trying to get drinks. Not for lack of trying. It's it's calm response and perfectly in conversation. Can I say something I need to be with my sisters? When are you? What are you coming? Are you comfortable sharing that on the air? We can now reveal Bowen and I can actually now

reveal Bowen and I have been booked for a fashion moment. Okay, there is a company that's trying to dress us up, put us on a roof and take photos of us like tickling each other and ship they like to put you on a room. Okay, we'll come, Aaron and I'll dress up to the pictures. How do you work this crazy thing? As long as I just want more money in one day of work, and I'll do it, Yes, yes, but yeah, trying t we We are literally doing a fashion shoot and I'm flying to New York to do

it and we can't reveal who it is yet. But let's just how soon? How soon will this occur? I'm flying out on Thursday? How long are you to be here until Tuesday? I'm gonna be like four or five days. We'll have to go out television program of Drag Race and we can go to the backyard. Oh my god, I'm so why can't you go? Bowen working? Where do you work? Door Dash? What do you do now? A cavi are which is powered by door Dash? Okay, but

you know what, It all goes back to somewhere. It all goes back to the Orca whale, and Sandady goes back to is Jesus nice? Bob and Bob and Trixie did a Pius the Trixie's hosting pits off this season, and then Bob came on during the Snatch Game episode for routine and they were talking and then they both both winners um Famous Loser and Famous Losers game. But Bob came out and was like, the ultimate Snatch Game will be whoever comes in and goes play Jesus so

good a genius. It is a genius idea of genius, and Rue would slurp it up with the spoon Jesus Christ's so good to see you, and would be like the body the body of Christ like that. That's so a lot of like I'm hung jokes like a lot or fully played like a query. Remember Quari Easter posted on Heaven was boring. So now I'm back at the gig. Back at the gig, I turned water into bubbly club soda drink. Oh my god, I like that. I like that you incorporated the branding. You incorporated the branding and

that was funny and I laughed. Another thing you do at some point you just like pick up the Bible and say now available on iTunes and brewold die. That's that's genius. Air genius. I got to start drag. You gotta start drag. You wouldn't putting a wig on with this, big old main, big old old old main. Air needs to go on drag race just to play. Air just needs to be brought on dressed for the Snatch Game episode to when as Jesus Christ like they think assassins

this episode Assassin Up an ault comic you've never heard of. Yeah, comes and he says I'm long and strong, and they're like, what he's not in drag? Who said you're all boat neck? You're not the restless drag. You would say I am in drag and we would be like, you know what you are? I believe it, and I believed it. I believed that I did come up with a good entrance line for whenever I do turn to drag and go on drag race. I don't know what my entrance line is.

What is that? Go ahead and say it's this. I go in and I say, okay, we can start. That's good. That's good. Josh wrote a good one. Oh yeah, I got a good one for for Kiko swore I want Kekiko to come in and go I have to pee sitting down. Of course, what was the last one. I'm a wait, when is Kiko getting on drag? Koes very like, I don't know if I want to do it? She should?

I think she's done the tape And do you know that that like worms you have to fill out or like nine hundred thousand pages, Well you've got to sign a lot of forms. Yeah, And they were like no, after they did it for everyone should check out k I am the best. Um, so shall we get into it. Let let's just talk about Let first of all, let's get it. Let's get it out of the way. UK ended the way it did. You can sure we're all sort of disappointed. Honestly, I didn't even really care. I

didn't associate it immediately. Yeah, I was like, okay, and she's Lawrence is a great Directly, Lawrence is great. Also, the judging was wonky all seasons, so this was just like a culmination of a wonky season. Also, if you're Beminy you've won, you'd rather walk away Beminy second place

than Lawrences first place. It kind of just to me, like not that this means anything, but it deal legitimizes the whole competition to me, where it's like Bimini is as charming and as skillful and as like versatile of a of a of a competitors you're ever going to get on any franchise of the show, and if she can't win, then it's like, well what hope is there? Like it all goes down to the like, are you rue Paul's favorite show that It's like it's just favorite,

but you do. It was strange of the show to edit it as if it wasn't gonna thought they were making it more of a toss up. But it was like, you could have made Beminy look good what you did while still making Lawrence look good, and you sort of decided in the back half of the season to be like, actually, Lawrence is really mean to everyone and she's struggling and having a hard time winner and I was like, wait, you should have given her a different edit because she

is good at drag. She fully bombed the last like three episodes, Like it was like it was like as dominant as she was until the coronavirus break. After they came back, she was flop city population Lawrence. Um, but Josh is and this is not a bit, was it? Jenny Lemon? I was at Jenny lemonstand talk about Jenny Lemon. What does Jennie Lemon mean to you? She means to

me she is um, she's revolutionary. When we talk about queens that I've I've broken the mold, you know, it's I mean, come now, it's like it's like I've had a lot us was on. Jenny would not be asked to submit a tape to the United States of America's drag race, Like that is not a queen that should be allowed in that universe, And so I felt so blessed to have her in that universe with her platform crocs rocks. That her finale look was just the same as her other like, yeah, and by being here, I

elevated by just being here. Yeah, I don't think it's funny that she literally just left the stage that and sister sister was left to turn it out as a wolf I know, And that it wasn't even like a dramatic like even in that moment, didn't do it the way the show would want, like didn't like and I've pulled myself Instead, it was like the lip stings happening and there's the only start Josh, just for the viewers at home, and left the frame. Wait, that really was funny.

I will say, I don't think I understood one thing that happened judging wise, all season. It was to the point where I was like, oh, I don't get this. I think like one time a horror won the fashion and that was like that makes sense, and that was like kind of obimin you winning um statch game was like this game. Other than that, I'd be like, I don't really know why you're in the bottom while you're

in the top. I'm just go for it. Even the lip syncs, you're like Tia Coffee staying like for the third she's she's a lip syncs Tia Coffee will her legacy in this universe is that she's a lip sync assassin. I also love Michelle Massage acting like she just got back from like three weeks abroad in UK and people she'd be like, that's really bright and actually that's what's like, that's so that's yeah that I could not handle. Can we say? One of the biggest critics of Michelle Vissage

is Aaron Yeah. But I also would not have it any other way. But like every time she talks, I'm like wrong, I very like almost always disagree with Michelle Massage. I mean you, I think she has ruined the US franchise, Like I think all of them now are like robots

trying to do what because Rude doesn't care? Yeah, and Michelle's like, you need a Corsett pad that and it's like, no, you don't like but you do for Michelle, which is again why I like a Jenny Lemon, Like when the queen gets on that clearly is not trying to do the rubric again, why I'm still hashtag teams Tina is like queens who are like, I'm not trying to be good justice for We're full Tina Berner apologists have that have been But I like when a queen's on who's like,

I'm not a queen who is doing drag because of drag race, Like I am a drag, I'm a drag. They're kind of like, how did I get here? Yeah? I love not not to bring into American Okay, ever done,

We're done with UK. We loved it. I think bing Bang could be we could be fluid bing with one of the best episodes of the whole any top three episode bing Bingo, because we've already stated it was that plus fucking HM plus sister sisters, new teeth, Like each of those moments made top I don't want empty any fucking h and bringing back um, bringing back the girls that had left. It was d kind of moment, right,

that's right? Or you mean like they brought back Joe Black. Yeah, like like when they brought back Tatiana and you know, one of those things where it's like, oh, all the old girls are back and now they're fighting to come back in back after their two weeks of quarantine, and then said vote on the one that stays and the others had a full Gwyneth Paltrow one day of work and then they said yeah and Veronica, Veronica, Veronica mars

the fact that you keep going to Veronica. Wait, you said in the group had that there was a moment of UK that made you cry. What was it? It was when it was in the finale, when the final number and then you had you saw all of the old queens come out and do the same, because because that was emotional for me too, and I thought that must be about and cry. I love I loved it. I didn't cry. I just got chills and I got emotional.

But I like, maybe I got my shot just hours before. Yeah, not for lack of trying, t um but the okay, But the thing with Tina is Tina was on the show to be to try to fulfill, to try to be a queen that like Michelle, Michelle would like she did not do that. I don't think Tina did the Ginny Lemon. No, but Tina has been doing drag before

Michelle Michelle was born. Yeah, before Michelle was born. So that's why I like Tina is like she is an old horse has been doing do you know personally, But I've seen her I don't even know how many times because Barrick that it used to be our post you see behond, I feel like I've walked in on more like so many Tina Burner shows. I've probably seen her

twenty times easy. It was kind of a thing where it was like Tina felt like she'd never be on because she had never been on right right right, And I think not for lack of trying to um, but but I am happy that she was on. I guess I just wish that it felt like she was doing Tina Burner more instead of Tina Burner trying to put together a brand to work drags, because I don't think

her brand is red yellow and I don't think so either. Also, like I do think drag race is a specific skill like that is not necessarily like that I happen to have that skill but not. But like I think they are really good drag queens. Britta Filter another example hated by the by the fans, and it's so good at drag and fucking, but it's like, oh, maybe you're not amazing at drag race. Well, you know why, I think Tina really turned out was not the best and people

hate her. People hate her like she's rocks the Andrews like curb stomping. I mean, I just I just don't think she's a good contestant. And when she was eliminated, yeah, but I do love her. There's there's no there's no need direct to hate at Tina and people even before the season started, everyone's like, your sherry Pie and then should come out And I know I remind you of sherry Pie, but I swear to God I have not

sexually assaulted anybody. When I swear to God, when people were like, I'm getting big sherry Pie and what talking? What does that mean? I was edited off the show. You don't even know what she's like, you know what.

You know, What's one thing I'm observing about the New York Queens, especially, I think that the girl you girls, I'm discussing the drag Queens in this sentence um or with this thought, um, but I feel like they arrive in such hordes on any given season and there they all do say like, I'm from New York, baby, and people that are from other cities, like like the l A fags that I'm friends with are like, but I hate when the New York queens come in and they're

just like, I'm from New York. What is that they are not? It's not specific? And I'm like, well, the thing you have to remember about New York queens is they literally are good at everything, and they're they're performing five times a week, six times a week, and so it's like just like over an hour holding the mic, no one else, like this is the show with nine girls. It's like, it's just me, bitch, I'm doing When people have a criticism about them being like I'm from New York,

it means we're versatile and we do everything. We're performers, and it feels like non specific. I'm like, so what you're essentially saying in earnest is you would rather a queen come on and say I'm a makeup girl so you can categorize her and they're better at drag race. Meanwhile, it's like, I'm sorry, but you put fucking miss Fame on a stage, Like I don't want to sit there for an hour and a half. I'll watch her flop around. I'll watch her flop around that stage for an hour

and a half. Literally, Stephanie's child gag me gaggers. Yeah. An aspect of having why the parents right now? The season fairhole out being like my parents right now. She's messy, she's nasty. Oh yeah. That's when they were saying, like, Utica, you're different when the cameras are on and off, and Tina was like like me, Utica, like what you see is what you get. And then they're all laughing and

Nick goes, yeah, you're messy. Yeah, yeah, she's messy. Like the best got mixed and if obviously Simone is the winner, but I think if got Nick were to win, I would be everyone when would we would sucking, fucking the streets would be so happy, just like funny and charming. Got Miick is two and that like Got Mick is that a full like twink that would trip over you at three am and then duke on the floor at

the nightclub. It's like that, It's great. It's great. Also, he's looking hot, Like in the last episode, I was like, did they like find out that like Got Mick us hot? Like spend extra time on his makeup, like in the workroom, because god, Nick was like popping out of the out of drag makeup, out of drag up, saying like he was very like, all of a sudden, I was like, maybe got Nick is like the trade of the season. I've been saying it since minute two. I've been like,

it got in my wayehouse. But also simone, I think it's maybe trade of the season. In addition, it is dominating all fields here, something that again not to make fun of these queens are also good, but something that is so funny. Again, people hate Tina Burner so much. Joey J has like hundreds of thousands of more faults. Yeah, yeah, like Joey J did not one thing. Well, they came on the that's what Charlene calls the Cocksucker Games. That's

another great Charlene Cocksucker Games. Games came on the Cocksucker Games and said my brand is the gay one, so which you have to respect honestly, Joey J. Being like, well, let me tell you something about me. I'm gay as fuck. Yes. The Queen's being like, yeah, we're all straight enises, Like

it's aware. I think Joey j is saying that's so awarily stupid, did you know, really stupid, way like Joey j leaving getting leiminated and saying, I'm Joey Jerry mcgay as bitch like you are incredible and just saying filler queen to Joey Jay. It's either fully sentient or a I'm traveler that just like came right from the two thousand twelve TV that Pride and jumped right here. Yeah. So before his lip sync, he was like, honestly, what I'm gonna do is be gay as hell. Yeah, not

like all these butch mask queer. But this really speaks to I am loving this season actually because like basically the other one has I've loved and again, even these ones who don't do it for me, I had a great time with them on my celebrate them each on their way out. And yet the discourse is people don't like that that UK was that UK was better than thirteen, and that thirteen is bad because it's because it's too long. But it's too long, and I don't think it is

too long. I'm having fun. It would be too long if the COVID special was that like this, only that. I also think it's fun that so long again we are still in quarantine, not for lack of trying, Miami, but I think that people are responding to, like again, what we're talking about, like the genuine, like the authentic of the UK, and this is that like the US has just gotten a little bit more like paint by numbers, I think is what people And I also love it.

I love everyone I'm around is like it's like UK is so much better than US, and I just hold my tongue because I don't want to get into it. But it's so wrong, and no, my tongue is so loose now that now that I'm on sorry but our I'll be real and I'll be real and I'll say this UK is not as good as US. It's like charming in a way that reminds US of the old seasons of US. And it's also good. But you cannot tell me that there was a single episode of UK game.

I also giggled throughout. But it is not a better season than what US is having. It's not. I will say, if you pulled, if you plucked like Bimini and a Horror and put them into thirteen, they would be fantastic competitors, though it's not about I'm judging. I'm judging UK quality wise on it just being so confusing and confounding. I think UK one better than UK two and I think are sort of an equalish footing to me because I'm

having fun watching them both because they're so different. But I agree with you, Roger someone it's like fiercely like UK two is better. I'm like, you're off it. Thirteen is fun your Meanwhile, UK two had a funner, more a funner group of queens than just slightly than one. I mean find one you had Bagga and Davina and like like everyone after, like everyone after Cheryl Hole, You're like, I don't really care, but like first for UK two in terms of like, oh I loved I loved them all.

I loved even like love. I sort of like everybody. I even Likesexual. After an episode everybody cats George, I was like, you are the sec episode out queen, Like what are you ukulele playing? Your girlfriend put you in drag. I'm like, yes, you should be here for ninety minutes. Oh Goth, I mean Ruth still does like GOTHI kindle like it's a lot of weirdly iconic exit. Yeah, I loved one. My favorite thing that Rue has lashed onto and keeps doing is the st Clair being cold and

then like, oh my god, it's a secret way. But when was talking about snatching them and putting them on thirteen, I want to say something that I did say on the thread, which is one can't wait for All Stars to finally go international, but specifically because I want Bag of Chips to be in there being like and then cut the Kennedy and confessional fully going like, I don't know what that woman said their narrative, it's like I we don't speak the same we don't understand, which is

what like Thailand and like Holland are in some way not like no one's speaking the same language and crazy like yeah, literally this is an international drag. Actually couldn't. I couldn't get through it because it really was too crazy for me. It's more Project Runway. It's a lot more look yeah, like it was they had to like build an outfit every um time and for different reasons.

That was another one that the the judging didn't make sense to me because I realized I was like, oh, this is either both a completely different show, and like there's cultural references here that are lost on me. So sometimes they're like they come out and something that I'm like, this looks like that drag and they're like you nailed that thing, and I'm like, okay, very panto. Do you guys hear about this drags down under like controversy. No,

Karen from Finance like huge deal in Australia. Yeah, her name is Karen from Yes, great name, but like has this like tattoo um that is basically like full on like it there's it's just like it's just like a minstrel basically. Um. It's it's like like essentially it's someone in black face. Um here I'm looking it up. Um oh god. But is it like to defend it's like is this an Australian character or something like this is a No, it's like it's well maybe it is. It's

just card from Finance with her. It's it's a golliwog doll, which which maybe is an Australian thing, but it is like it is just it is a racist symbol and like now Karen, I don't I don't know, I haven't like Karen Sherry pie her out sherry Pie her out. But it's like, oh, see, like I don't know, I don't know what this is is for for the show going.

I mean maybe it's another season twelve situation. Yeah that Honestly, I think another reason why I'm enjoying thirteen so much is because a it is standing on its own merits. It's a very good. Season's really good. And I always think you can kind of judge how good this season is by literally when we get to this point, like now we have six left, and all six something I really like. And and to be honest with you, like when I try to think about who's going to be

the top? Well wait, am I lying? Who don't? And I don't. I don't dislike Utica, I don't. I'm starting to. Ever since this lip sync, She's done this twice. She did this with them Elliott where um you stay yes, stop it like she wants she wanted sucking um like an arcade, damn arcade. She went to the damn ESPN Zone and slade the gig at the same time, her friend just got fired. Catch catch her in Times Square? What's that thing? What David Buster? Oh? Utica is David

Busters energy? Meanwhile, Tina Elliott drowned in the damn ball to death, Elliott with two tease. You know, you know, I want to know what's funny. I'm at with two tease. That's so funny, that's funny, that's really wow. Not for lack of trying, Matt, Matt, your entrance sign should be like I'm at with two teeth, just like Elliott with two teas my favorite queen of all time. Okay, I'm

writing that down. Can you say that against slow? Yeah? Wait, you know what I was saying is um I think that season eleven was so fucking bad and season twelve had the sherry Pie of it all, which kind of like it was a constant distraction. So season thirteen is like the first like season in the clear that we have.

And I also think that it has been fun during quarantine, like a lot of the queens have stepped there pussy up this sason as again like the U S show demands now, it's like we've seen some fucking wild runways. This season is very fun because that's another thing I don't like about Michelle Bassage. But everyone spends three million dollars on their clothes and and like there's no like gus unto worse debt than n YU students, but paying Diego Montoy to make a beat a handbeated gown say.

There have been some truly and I this is what I love about the show, some truly wretched runways too, as well as good ones and l Elliot as the Flamingo Tina every week. Candy as Candeen Alien that so bad we were screaming at the TV. It was really funny to watch her just like really try to serve the look. I love that though, because some of these girls who are like, it's a full slig mama and it's just like boring drag. I don't care. I would rather have rotted and gutted full garbage that I can

like laugh at. But the thing with Candy is half the time I think she's a literally stunning runway queen, and then the other half I'm like, like, how is this the same young girl? I love the boy Candy trade too. Canny just has a beautiful face quality. Did she really? Did she change her Twitter into that? It apparently tweets all the time, just like some of y'all want a Kenny to go home minute one and now here, I am permoufin. Yeah, Oh, y'all hate Candy too bad.

She's the star of the show and I love that. I love it. That's her m O online. It's just like already assuming you hate her and then telling you she produces your show. But moment of the season is and of course the like um throwing Keen under the best you know the um obviously, but specifically when after ninth in minutes of a screaming fight, Candy muse of all people, decides to de escalate and it's like, I

need to get out of here. I'm gonna hit someone, and Tomisha goes, oh, I know you're not gonna hit me, a little girl, and gets in her face. Then tom is escalating incredible, Oh, I know you're not gonna hit me for me, little girl. I said what I said. It's perfect. It's been saying it as if nine Leaks never had just like to Misha being like I said what I said, like she had found a catchphrase for herself.

It's like, girl, this is someone else, but someone had said she would have said, no, take my heels three times to get home from Oz. Little girl, little little girl, I mean little girls is Oz and she she fully fucking like took it for herself when I know we love it. I think people love to hate the current season. That always happens. People a popular opinion that people don't

like this season, and I've seen people complain online. But I've seen people complaining that it's a bad season, but only they're mistaking quality for like they have to fill in. Like they probably like found out two weeks before they went into production. Um, Drag Race Celebrity its Secret Celebrity edition is canceled. We need to fill in these programming we need we need three more episodes of regular Drag

Race than we thought. We just seem to forget every year that the skits are horrible Snatch episode, I mean season seven that so it's like year we do the cycle where people like the snatch game wasn't funny, Like two of them were really funny and the rest were

okay or sort of like that. That's the point. And someone said on Twitter, like has ever been so much versatility of like highs and lows and drag Race like every every week edited for that that is the point of what they have servety Also people just two and a half people that are very good three people that are fine you'll never remember, and three that are abysmal and you you want to die watch And I actually thought this was a pretty good snatch game and the

fact that we were fighting that there could have been four people in the top never happens where you're like, I thought, never are you like, I can't believe this queen was safe at snash game. You're like, well, she got lucky. Can we use this platform to say because I'm not always a part of the internet conversation, but the listeners are, and I want to talk to them right now. You all got stop taking the edit whole

hog like that's the only thing. You just you serve up exactly what they want you to believe and then think it's truth. Sometimes when it's like thanks, technically, don't just listen to the edit only because that these girls have wild opinions. When candy producer, Yes, I thought got mixed commercial was great, and they're like, I wouldn't get it, you know what. I thought it was really funny, But which is really all that better? They're not really selling,

so they're not well. And that's my thing is like when someone is like when Ruin was like I would want to drink that soda. It's like, first of all, bit, you shouldn't be drinking soda all. You shouldn't be drinking soda rots your teeth and increases your chance of dementia, darling. So look in the mirror, Look in the mirror, have a time of water, have a water or milk, but

not too much milk. It's just funny that every other skit challenge ru famously is like, you can do anything, just make me laugh until the commercial and then it's a full fifth grade essay and they're being grade like you didn't have your thesis statement in your intro paragraph I love Simons, and Simons was like my soda will kill you, and it was like I could not wait

to drink that soda. It's like, what about also to be like I love Simons, but I didn't see your brand there, and it's like simonea mostly from episode one, I've said that girl likes sugar. Your brand is love Sugar. Well, because then you had Carson being like, I don't remember your logo. It's like, was that was it a logo? Was it? Is it a design challenge? Is it? Like?

What is this high school internship with with your like dad who's businessman, who's like like that is what they're graded on for this show, or mom, Josh, thank you, thank you? Or your dad who's a mom. Can we talk? Can we talk about something? The commercials all happen. Let's stop talking about something. Wait, wait, Like so the bottom two was Tina and Utica. Were those the two worst? Because Olivia's brand, Olivia's brand was live, Tina's was fine,

Tina's was good. I say, I know Tina's runways speak for themselves, but that has been like pretty good at every challenge, Like they sort of dog walker twice. They put her in the bottom for one time like stopping the lips thinking half second to earlier and her for filth and think this one they were like instantly like your brand is so clear and we're noting you on that.

It was I think that they were just I think what they were saying without saying it was we're done with you exactly, like like basically being like we we were happy you were here, you did well, you can't do better or worse, you won't, and we're done with it. And I genuinely think it was a thing of rubying like Utica will be more fun to watch going forward.

And I think they started did the same thing last week and it wasn't like in love with Denali, but I think they also were just sort of like time for Donali was and I say, this was all the love in my heart, really really good, but just kind

of a like a more boring contestant. Well, I just think she was she was she, you know, And this is why I was saying, like when when Denali and Rose were sort of a package deal there for like four weeks, I was like, they need to separate because I know that Rose can stand out on her own, whereas Denali it feels like very good drag queen. Like I really loved a lot of what she did. I love watching her lipsyne performances, but it was like not exciting to watch it. Did you know that she can

ice skate? I had heard that this goes to the Lawrence chaining of it, although, which is that hope these girls know it in their hearts and they can't always say it. It's like you don't have to win to win, Like if you're he's done drag for damn two years, you've won. You did a great job. Fans you looked fierce, you had an iconic lip syne. You've won even Tina being like I didn't want to go out early. It's like, girl, you've been on for two and a half to keep

there's only four people left. Something. Denali, I don't think. I don't necessarily think she was served or not served by being on the show longer. We all know she's very good ship. Once things open back up, Denali is going to be performing the house fucking down like Michael. Yeah. Absolutely, I don't think she needed to be on the show till more to convince us to watch her perform. I'll watch her perform. One other funny judging thing I wanted to say in regards to Tina Berner this week, Tina

actually had a good runway. I thought with that like Teddy Bear. Uh like it was the makeup. Yeah yeah. But then and then Simone Simone war a fox and the judges went. Tina was sort of serving us the camp version of this, and Simone was serving as fashion. It was like, bitch, Simone looked like a time square. No, can I say something? The Simone look was stupid? It was it was a furry costume. One Amazon Dot com and then she put deep bottom. But you cannot proclaim

it to be art. It's just take her to Milan and let her stomp the runway as the fox. She was doing foxy. She had, she had the jewelry, she had the big boos. I loved it. But it was a story, agreed. I don't think it was bad. But for them to be like Tinas was camp while Simmons was fashion, it was like it was not she was a Fox with tits. She was like, I might be in a Fox costume, but I'm wearing heels. It's like, well, that's good, so would that sexy fox? You are just

your I really liked it. I'm not even saying it was bad. I'm just saying the judge that was so funny. To be sure this count could fly straight to Milan and stop like campbellf she looks like a slut from the video game. Two full time Square performers in front of them, and they were like, yours is just disgrace and yours is fashion weak. Laura Croft like Laura Crofts fucking aunt Laura la Craft, Laura Kraft. I do these

are these are two things? These are a few things that I want to point out about this episode just in terms of Judge, because yes, we're laughing at how the judges are fucking idiots. But the Rose thing commercial was, and we we love Rose in this House not a good commercial because she is trying to be like, I'm trying to break away from my perfectionist like narrative. And then the whole thing is her being like knowingly perfect or perfectionist. You can there's no like you. That's that's

not removed enough. She's like she not, she did not, she did not let she was not unbridled because she like held a face for like twenty second. I agree that is a better joke of like, but now in Sexy, even though it's the same, it's like, that's funnier to make.

They really were trying to the same thing, and I think I think that they they liked Rose's a little bit more because it was clearer to them, but I actually think it was overexplained, and maybe that's just the thing, like in this Zoom we appreciate the sort of more abstract thing that got Mick was doing in this Zoom House,

Honey one with Bellhouse one was creaking cave. You know, try and te but but my thing is just like I do think that Rose one the challenge because the runway was so good, because this was a shocking runway,

it was so good. And then I just want to say the Olivia thing has always confounded me all season because the judge has been Wow, she's got such star quality a k A. She has a gigantic mouth, a smile, but then it's now it's but then now it's like it's taken in like nine episodes for them to be like, oh but wait, her dragon is like not also I learned, and I feel bad for people are hating her online too, like they started out being obsessed with her, but now

that she's like I've been around too long, Like they're like I went to one of her posts and it's worse than Tina. It's like everybody is like, you sit home like yourself. That's insane. If it's worse than Gina, ya, you blew out the bottom. Sure it's taking on an ugly angle to blood damn bottom, but then is that are people turning on Unica down to you? Because I've been like this day one, we've been like the radical positivity on this one is like a little too much

jester flop, clown buffoon jester flop, Jester flop. When she did that Bob Ross with the squirrel wig, that was just sure. Queen flop, buffoonery in the town square, fling tomatoes at the Queen. The flop is the Jester. Her her story episode one about being allergic to strawberries, Josh made me laugh and the group groups is like, yeah, I'm wearing this giant fruit on my head because I have this allergy to a food that you can very easily avoid. Like, why that was your trauma that would

set your trauma? Like if I was like my trauma is that Actually I'll die if I ever have cyanide, Like, well, don't happen. That's hard to Also, what I thought they should have done was they should have had her going up against me to me should be like I just came back from cancer. I'm wearing a classmate and a strawberry. That would be like I'm wearing a strawberry to take back strawberries because I once said a bad cough when

I ate one. Yeah, I mean the sleeping bag was full of fashion that was like the best incredible runway. Half the time I think she's one of the best, and honestly, like, on any given day, I think she'll

be top four. I actually am waffling at this point between whether I think Candy or Utica is gonna Opaca to occupy that fourth pot, because I'm pretty sure the top three is Simone Rose and got real quick since we ripped Utica, because Aaron and I were talking about this, we have to remember for context, as we ripped her for Bob Ross, which was insane, and then for for like the Afros appropriative. This was June of last year and white people had psychosis, that is saying, is Utica

in June or July something? Right? You know what it was like July August? Yeah, you're right. This was when every white person you know, was like definately trying to buy a like pay like who has a copy of New Jim Crow? That is? And I'm not I'm just giving context for it because I think we black people I've forgotten, but that you know, like we then we're

all Utica. Yeah, yeah, Utica. She was scared. She was a scared little jesture and the thing that she was a scared little jestergester fly, and I would love to have you to could go swimming with us in the ocean this summer. I would like to formally invite invited. Don't you think you could like has been or will be in cats? Like she gives me that energy, Like she's like good good in the show Cat. She'd be great in the show Cat. She I'm gonna put in

a call. I'm gonna put in a call for John m Chew to Lauren and John, I'm chew to have her be a damn flying monkey in the Wicked movie. Darling, Dearest Monkey Queens, watch the Hot Tree. I'm so excited to be here. What hatch is here? That's good, That's a good Unica, the hatch is here. I actually don't go swimming because I find I find that water is very cold, so I don't like to go swimming. And

kind of just like do they on land. It's radical innocence actually, and now that Matt's doing a really good impression or not innocence, but it's like it's like, oh, you're just do you You're just not um um worldly,

which I know is like a stupid virtue. But like I'm like, no stuff, read a book, you know, No, I just think I think I think that what really bothered me was when Simone was like, this is what I want to do for my makeover, and she was like, I don't think I want to do that because I'm scared. I was like, well, Simone, if if what you were saying is you'd like to respect this, then do what

she's saying. Like the black Queen is telling you what she wants to do, and she you obviously know she's extraordinarily talented, Like she's not gonna make you look stupid or like a racist, like just trust her. You just saw the light leave Ru's eyes when when when you just said the Bob Ross thing was gonna be an Afro squirrel head, you just you saw rude just like die a little bit. Do you think Ru will say to Karen from Finance, as long as your tattoo was

done with love, that's fine. Hey, you know what did you do it with love? That? Now? I think it's okay because you know what it's about intention, it really is. And you know what, I think you're amazing. I think I think that you're a super star baby, and you're a star, and you know what, You're gonna go out there and your color up your whole body. But show the tattoo because you know what which I want you to do on air before I see it for the first time. Better make me laugh, you know, to make

me laugh? Now? Are you gonna make it funny? To make the tattoo? Is the Soda Challenge, in which case it needs to sell. I have to get it, I have to want to I have to want to consume it personally, and it needs to have a good logo and a name you can remember. From Can to Camp, Everybody's Got a Sweet Tooth was actually good though, That has Got a Sweet Tooth? Again? I love Simone Soda and Runway the judging, I'm just like what it's just from Can to Can it went different from Runway to Runway.

They were like, this is camp, this has this is gutted. No. This was so clearly the episode where the producers were like, hey, so we're looking at the early edit and here are the queens that yeah, you have to sit in teen home. Olivia is actually not shaping up to be the kind of star y'all think she is, right, we think top four, that's my real question. I think she might. Candy's been a lot more consistent than people that have made the

top four. And I think if it's between could get that fallen angel like Catia Vanessa and Andi Mateo spot that like the fallen you know, like, but then who would be the fourth? If it's if it's the sewing challenge right at the end like the old days, although of course it will be write your own fucking rap for the ninth time. How many times you have to UK two when they had to come out again and wrap the girls? Here I am again again doing rap.

I love RuPaul slay Mo my house would slash track top three because I've bet a dollar Jitny Limon would have done the exact same verse as the other challenge. She'd be like, I'm just already wrote one. I'll do it again, Jenny Leon, I'm doing queen killing on the streets and I really mean get my name again and here and go walking over here and it's time for the show. It's and then it's like, yeah, doing drag

on the town. The winner of the challenges, whoever can like have their verse feed into the chorus, so you know, like if like RuPaul's singing like um to the moon, it's like bring it when Shade did or yeah, yeah, like Sheha did that, Aquaria did that, like but like it's like for to the Moon, It's like I'm going on a rocket to the moon. Like it's like it's

so that is that is paid by numbers now? Absolutely yes, But I mean when they're good, they're still like I loved being Bang Bong, but then they just have to do it again. And like Read You Wrote You is still do you think still the gold to gold standards? I think I think it is. What is better? I mean, Kitty Girl is fun, but it's not as just their verses were so good on Read You Wrote You, and then Roxy's which was again so good, like like like you can't beat this. It's exactly I'm here to make

it clear. You want me baby. He was that bit on season five. I'm gonna make it right. We know it it's not worth finding, but I wish we had those verses we all wrote. There was a day I feel like we just texted versus. No did voice memos they were doing. We did voice, we did voice members, but we we also we also wrote them down. Um, okay, everyone, I'm gonna I'm gonna for a head of the other day I was really proud of. But you're gonna look for them, I'm gonna just scroll. But I'm but I'm

I'm keyed in. But um but but I think also what people always remark on is that detoxes versus you know, you can't stand me. I don't blame you. It's like, yeah, I'm not that good. It's like I'm not saying I'm the best, but the worst worst. If rules number one, number two, very Bag of Chips finale, why should you win? I don't know if I should maybe one of the other girls, but that d to the to the to the whole bit. I don't think. I don't think. I don't think red Wig and a Silk address, I don't

think lack of drawing tea. Ultimately, I think that it's been an incredible season, but I do think that it's not a top six where I'm like it's anyone's game. It's like, obviously, when has it When has it been that? I'm sure it's sort of fun that this is the first season in a while, but it's like there's a ringer and it's Season nine was sort of wild where it was like to me, I think season nine was

the was the best season because that top four. Well, I think season I don't think I saw Peppermint winning, but between Shay and Trinity, I was like, one of them will win. And then for Sasha to come in and win was crazy and for her to deserve it, and Valentina was in was like a favorite to win in the season as well, right, miss congeniality, Um, well, it's so d she's massy Gaga, Trandra. Honestly, we should

get gott Nick on. We would, We would love got Nick is welcome to come to become in the podcast and also go into the water with us this summer. Yeah, you can swim with us too, got you else I'd like to invite to swim in the water with us. Lalla,

she would be very ready. I'm gonna I'm gonna gag you, Trandra. So, Jared's movie that's coming out called Three Months, starring Choice Savon and Ellen Burston and Lugas Jr. Shot in Atlanta and La reason it shot in Atlanta, and I went down there to visit slash being a scene that has since been cut. Um, but I was. But it took place in a bar that was like drag queens performing and one of the queens that was there that I

met was La La Re. So La La Ri. When you watch three Months by Jared Freeder, writer and director, know that La La Re is just off screen in the in the scene where they're at a drag bar and they're doing karaoke. But your scene was cut in that and that and that. My scene was cut because it had nothing to do really with the movie. But do you blame La La Uh? Yeah, for sure, I blame I blame La LA's outfit with the bags for for retroactively my scene being cut four months prior with her,

it was iconic, alright. So I feel as though it might be time to sort of transition into what we call on the podcast. I don't think so, honey. Oh my god. Did we talk about drag race the whole time we've been talking for in thirteen minutes and the thing about the four of us? And I don't think so, honey. As I know, will continue on for another forty five, So I feel we should get into it. I have one. I'm not putting this thematic palunge on anybody. I have

one that's about drag Race. Okay, do you want to you go first then, because then i'll maybe maybe maybe it'll be maybe it'll inspire me, but maybe not. Okay, Okay, maybe it'll inspire me, but maybe not. I agree with Aaron, Great, Okay, alright, so this is Bowen Yang's I don't think so, honey, and his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. These motherfucking plexiglass dividers on the judging panel, it is

security safety theater. It's not doing anything. They're all facing the same direction, so they're their particles are going every which way. They're not going to the side. They're not they're not taking a nine to return when they come out your damn mouth. It's security theater. This is not the checkout line at Wegman's, bitch. Take those dividers down. You can space them out, just find the way the way they are. But they're testing their they're swabbing their

nostrils before they walk onto that stage. Anyway for the rapid or for the PCR, who knows. But if you know, if there's a testing regiment in place, there's no need for us the didn't at home to be like oh father doing it safely barely by putting plexiglass up when they're unmasked. I do not stand for this. I don't stand for this in any franchise. If you're gonna keep it up as long as covid is is prevalent in the world, that I think we should riot at every

stage Internationally. We organized, we mobilize, we storm every sound stage. And that's one minute I did it. Is that like Carson is like I refuse to get tested, and there like, oh god, well, well he's family so and he doesn't want to get tested. Do we have to respect him? Have to respect that? I do think it's funny that because you know they're just walking up behind them and then like you know, kissing and oh yeah, honey, you know they're licking and sucking and and fucking and eating.

That table is a fucking orgy every year. Oh yeah, hot, Carson and Ross action. That desk gets hands stuff honey finger and Ross Ross finger. In ts Madison, everybody's getting off merl Getsburg, everybody. When t s said she was a fan of the whole Tudor dynasty, I fell out of my chair rolled down the street. I am a huge fan of the dynasty, fan of the whole Tutor Dyna Tutor Dynasty. Okay, yes, be a fan of that dynasty. It was so funny with her like blue hair she had.

I was like, was that to Queen of Scott's that's so funny? Wait to just briefly touch on the snatch game? What did who were your standouts? I thought um Nick was great. Um. I also thought Queen of Scott's was great, And I thought, um I did think that Dolly was good, and you know what, not to bring it back to Tina, but Tina as Richard Simmons that that was that was

a flop for perfectly. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't damn flop was Olivia being like I brought a pair and then people being like I'm going to take that and make a joke, like when people are stealing your props and making better jokes. That isn't that? Also, it was so shady to miss Tabitha. What's your face for? For Olivia Tabitha, I don't know who that is? Like

this man, but I don't know that. Sorry to this man, I would not know that she she she is a character that you can play, but Olivia just didn't play her like she's like, she's like very like, very like, like there's there was a way for Olivia to have played her, and Olivia did not rise to the challenge. She brought fruit though she brought from she packed it in no, no, no, she brought it brought six weeks.

I think Olivia's problem. Olivia's problem is the fact that, like you can tell, she only just started really doing it because there's not really a brand, you know what I mean. It was that was so funny too, and that Makeover Challenge when they were like, your brand is elegance and the judges like, I thought your brand was that curly wig and the smile, and she was like, I was like, and I didn't talking about and you watched her gout you watch the huh yeah, no, that

is my brand. She's like, oh, I guess I should wear that curly wig. You're right? Brand sucking whoever? Like it's not even like we love that wig. It could have been fucking Tina Earners wigs her right, Like the Lizza purse. Remember that week they had to carry big purses. I didn't like that. That was wretched that I couldn't believe they let coach come in and like dictate the gig, and especially right now, I mean most of the product placement for these fucking fagets is like lube and damn

absolute vodka. And they're like, you think we were all buying coach purses three persons. Now it's twelve year old girls that watch it more than we do the coon asking for Christmas prod or their fathers. Yes, thank ye. Lack of trying to that's buying person's teeth. They should have made it a mini challenge like can you shut this purse up your ass? You know, And they should have made it a damn commercial that you bought ad Space four and you showed the show shove it right

after your ass. I don't drink that burst. I don't want to drink that purse and out. They're listening to this podcast and you're twelve years old and you're a little girl. You better be asking for a coach clutch for christ mama. But the toma got you down. Stuff a bag, dear Thomas down. Coach purse up, yeah, mama, If it's up, then it's up. Up. It's up. Fantastic. We love Cardi B on this program. Coach Persons up put him in the sky loving myself. Yeah, middle fingers up. Okay,

there we go. I'm bringing you back to the year of our Lord when and thank you for doing that. My eye. Remember watching one You're without Trump is about? Can we say that now? Finally? Culture number three, trum precious one, And I'm gonna say something right now. He's going to motherfucking jail, honey, and a jail on an island out at sea. Babe alone in a big stone spire, bitch looking at crabs and God's ears and Mama, mother, I won't think another thought of it. I will think

another thought of him, Honey. I have already talked to the prison administrators and breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Mama is eating gruel, honey for lunch, gruel with a side of cheetahs. Oh my god, that's so evil, that's so that's so evil. If a correction officer came in was like, I have just the lunch for you, chet, and then gave a wink and turned on her heels and black Black clacked right down the stone hallway and he's just a bat ass. Yes,

that's CEO. That correctional officer was me Janet yelling j Janet Jacks, Janet Jacks, Janet Reno Ohney, the cast of Reno nine one one, Janet Jetson Jetson that I think so right? Is that the mom Jane, his wife, Jane Jetson, Jane, his wife, his boy Judy. And then after the dogs, I'm hot, Hey, jan I'm coming for your gig. You dragged jan Sport went to the boss Conservatory. Sorry, just hello, yeah, um child with me with air Jack. I'm just um,

what what would my there? What are they? Blue? Pink, plue, pink and purple, and I'm pissed, color is pissed, but neon neon pissed, dear, and you were saying here's what I'll say. Oh yeah, sorry, my joke was good though. Really, flint Stones has what Jetsons wants. You absolutely, we will never ever be like wait, is her name Wanda Wander flint Stone, it's all you know, it's Wilma. You know it's Betty Rubble. But did you know that? And this I didn't know that is just a rip off of

the Honeymooners. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for sure, Okay, and it's going by Walmart. We know, I guess we know who's the fucking stupid idiot and the zoom flop flop fling the ripest tomatoes at the queen hope they pop red when it hits her damn flop skull because she's flopping in the square. Because my soda is battled Tomato soda, and that's the brand, honey, battled Tomato, Battle tomato, battled tomato soda. And say, is it a food or a vegetable?

I don't know the split mena, that's really good tomato. What would be your soda? Bow my soda? Did you ready? Yeah? If you have restless legs syndrome, or drink my soda. Charlie Horse bubbles horsecock, Charlie horsecock. It's for when you it's for when you want to if it's for when you don't want a Charlie Horse, Honey, you know what my soto would be? What my soto would be called? Hello? This is the damn Cheeto soda for Trump in the jail, Honey.

If you're drinking this, it means you are Trump up in the damn dungeon tower looking out of the bar. It's wishing you had a long hair. Someone could climb up and save you, but you don't take and instead of him nose must, that should be like an orange must. I got just about right. You want to know what

my sota would be? Yeah? Right, My soda would be called Doctor Pepper, and it would be literally just like Dr Pepper, but with a queer twist, like everything about the soda is a little bit more queer, like like it's a gay woman on the can. I love that a gay woman? You think Pepper is straight? Dr Pepper, Peppa, dctor Pepper, she's a gay woman, p HD and you would do a lot of skits tastes just like the real thing. It's like diet Dr Pepper, but it's Dr Pepper.

She's a gay woman. I'm a straight woman. I loved to sec dick and cock. Let me take a sip up Dr Pepper, munch, munch on the bunch of crunch. I'm a dyke now, queen, And then you would love it, you know what I love because you know what? It was funny, because it was really funny. And you're star. You are a star. You're a superstar, and don't let anyone tell you different. And when you start believing it, that's when everyone else believes and you believe it, and

I believe it. And because you believe it, I bought dr Pepper and I couldn't wait to drink that doctor pepper, and I'll be drinking it tonight. I'm drinking tonight with my husband George, who makes me laugh, makes me laugh really good, Rue, that's a really good rule laugh. All right, So I guess it's time for me. This is not rogers. I don't think so, honey. Is your's gonna also be drag this time starts? I don't think so, honey. If your favorite song isn't she Wolf, she Wolf is the

best song, Darling. This is no joke. This is like anthropy, the process of becoming a wolf. I listened to She Wolf before in the car. I couldn't fucking believe it's not number one every year the way it laps. Oh my god, domesticated girl, that's what you ask of me, Darling. This is no joke. This is like anthy I'm not a domesticated girl. I'm starting to feel a little abused, like a coffee machine in an office, because I'm feeling abused from all you out there disregarding shakiras she Wolf.

It is the number one song. It is the first song that played during the super Bo performance of it's iconography. And you think, and I'm talking to you the reader and pointing, you think that because it's about wolves, it can't be a mainstream hit. You think that sex and love it can be about wolves. May want to say, oh, I don't think so, honey, and will before in the car like I said earlier, and fuck me, it's we'll

listen to it. You gotta listen, not for lack of There are parts where Shakira just goes oh, and it's very lazy, and the fact that it's lazy gives me life. So you'll see what I did there was I didn't do a drag race thing. Okay, you didn't respect it. I really respect that. I respect that. I think mine will be not drag race. I think, okay, okay, well I guess fuck my drag what's that from? What's that? From that? And also who are you from? What are

we doing? Damn? Kennedy doesn't get the credit either, and Kenny not to get the KI and then runner on everyone everyone always ch Angela was robbed. The ch Angela got fourth was row. Kennedy was robbed Bby placed higer than mich Angela. That's true, fourth place, fourth. She was first out in that round right that it was voting from the girls, and she got a sudden crazy be

got third. And that's why. And I'll say I think I said it at the time, if we talked about it, I was team bby the entire we were all team Bby crowning. Funny would it be if she was the only queen to be crowned twice? It's so good. Much love to Trixie, much loved to ch Angela, much loved to Kennedy, the off forgotten sister. Truly all and I hope that they all know the all bad night kind of the wrestler's turg really quickly, what's your favorite RuPaul's song?

I like, um, don't don't sissy that walk I do. I do love when that comes. That's classic Tina Girl. I'm prepared to reveal now in the pod that I've been doing a lot of really big hit parodies Bruce songs about Tina Burner. One of them is Tina Girl, put the burn in your walk Ne burn walks and she talks. My other parody is bring Back Teena, Bring bring Back Tina, Tina Burna bring Back and also Tinna Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta. That's another one of my parodies. I have a lot of great parodies. What

about Tina that walk? Oh yeah, Tina that walk? Bow. What's your favorite RuPaul Jam, It's the this, it's the I guess it's the runway song for UK like no, no no, I like that to beat the production on that is like fantastic. The word this, This is the beginning of Tina. I will say every time they do the finale and I hear if I dream, I'm always like this is a very emotional song, but I do cry at the dud dude. Um. But my favorite rue song outside of called Me Mother, which is an important

song for me and my sister be perform it. Back in the day, I would say that I love the real illness. No, it's so good. I'm gonna move into the house, gonna move into the house and never going home. And I also love um, this is the beginning of your the second I hear to always like beginning and the rest is drag. You're all born to restaurant? Is I hope Tina hears this and enjoys it. The worst. We love you Tina, Dove Tina one thousand times and I can't wait to see her again on Fire Island

this dance. I watched Tina Tina for a while co

hosted whatever like Tuesday Nights with Busted at Barracuda. I love Tina watching Busted and like trying to do like, oh do work with her and be like what the fun girl also tell her story of Tina Star Search when she was getting the So this is actually the first time I think I ever went to Barracuda Star Search, which is like um drag contest pageant um strap Aganza contest that the winner wins one dollars, but you have to be like pretty new at drag I think to enter.

It's not right, all right, So it's a lot of first timers. But Tina has been hosted like one am in the morning, like God bless hurting cats to get them all on stage. And so she she's been hosting it since, I truly think, and she uh, she's not this old, but but she she got on the mic because the show is about to start, and she went all gender illusionists, please report to the stage. All genderlusion please report to the stage. Where was that? Where was that in the show? I know, I know it's hard

to do it. I think she got nervous. I think she got I need to say. And also when the judges after like four weeks, so like we kind of hate you girl, you're like, okay, well fuck, like it would be hard, Like I'm gonna have fun anyway, Like it's easy for Simon when they're like we want to blow your ass off, but so she could have a good time, but it's you're sort of a gutted troll

when she does good. It's like like during this challenge all they had to make it over each other and they were like, you know it was bad, but it was Tina, Like that was the thing. Like she did execute Tina even though it was bad, and I was like, that's got a sting. And Tina Tina with Rose's makeup and she looks pretty for one I was like, oh my god, you people are so terroritious and clear. Tina was very gutted on the runway. I'm not trying to be like every time the handprints on her tips is

like I'm like, what is going on with it? But again, you are right, we have to remember what are you gonna do when they've already sort of said like and you're not gonna win, and she is like truly. Episode two, Rude to Simone was like, wow, you're my favorite. Now back to the show where I picked my favorite. Yeah, what are we doing? What are we doing here? Okay, say the drag The RuPaul song I hate was from season thirteen. Drag is bad to l A. It's drag.

It's just I cannot stop singing Contragules. Now I'm gonna tell you all the process. You have won this this album like that Rue has done. It's like when it's bring Back My Gls. The lyrics are like she's going back to the warkround and it's not her night. It's like all about the experience of being on Drag Race. Every song. So She's like Contragulations is from the perspective of RuPaul, like in a musical being like the Vegas. Yeah,

they're for Vegas, for Vegas. Which, now that I'm thinking about it, when Vanessa gets back up in the gig, Contragulations could be a good number for Huge. That's very soon, I'll have that little She's I'm just thinking about this Ruse Ruse running out of catcher. She's not even pulling from catchphrases anymore. She's pulling from like things that like she procedurally has to say on the show. Do you

know what I'm saying? She has drag race, like she does she have a song that's like I think she already has a song that's like hello, hello, hello, like she has like you stay that would be that would be better. Well now she fully just says other girls catchphrases when they're gone off the season. So I hope you starts doing songs in the songs. Oh yeah, that are just like she's just like rude doing like miss Spangey, Misspangey,

doing other people's things. I mean like she's I mean like, there's gonna be a song that's like with extra special guests, Judge. Like the song will be Pit Crews previously Hashbag drag Race. Oh yeah, okay, the song is this week's many challenge will be getting up in quick drag will be the whole we're playing the snatch game game game game, game, game game game. Okay, that's a bob. It is really a bob. All right, We're moving forward with Josh said he was gonna do Josh Okay, this is Josh Sharp's

I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. Honestly, right now, I don't think so, honey. Cockroaches. You know, it's getting warmer in New York. They're coming out. They're rolling back the boulder on the tomb back. You know, heaven was boring. I'm back in the gig. You know what it's like to be in New York. If you don't have a cockroach, you do, you just ain't seen it. And let me tell you what happened to me last week.

We're in the morning. I was getting out and I was going into the bathroom and I lifted up my toilet lid, and then you know, I have a tushy and sitting on the nozzle of a little bit cockroach. God, I saw her. But imagine if I was taking a pee. Imagine if I hattant looked and I sat down to take a poo and then either the cockroach like crawled around me and I screamed taking a pooh, or I finished my pooh and the cockroach and then I turned on the tushy and it shot. The cockroach up into

my ass and it lived in my test free. Mind you what I'm done with cockcron Stay in your homes, don't which is technically my home, I understand, but don't come into my turf in my home. Stay in the walls, you dirty little bitch. Stunning beautiful. That was true. I think all cockroaches are shook and they're not coming up. Honey, you almost sat on a roach, you know, like it was on his bid day. He almost launched one into his hole. Yeah, can trying not for lack of giant

what I did do. Thank God, Tushy has the like nozzle wash that shoots the water down. When I saw him sitting there, I said, I'm gonna get you, motherfucker. And and and truly like to cover the two feet from like my hand from here to like the switch. I didn't like ten minutes. I'm moved incrementally slow so it's not startle him. And then my hands really on the nozzle and I turned it and little buggar got shot right into the toilet. Very mercy, ain't ms got

cutting up something awful. And then you were like Utica and you went yes while you watch your sister drowned. Actually kept the co coach because I think they are like cute little buggers. And I actually, for some for someone like me, identify with them because they're both little freak. I said, you'll be going for a swim, but not with me and my sisters and Utica and Mick. And remember when Bendela dressed as the fly. That was so good, one of the best ever. That would have been great

for the beast Bridge couture. Instead, No, the worst was Olivia Loves with telltub Tell Tubby was worn. Oh, I know that, I I refuse. I honestly, I think Olivia should have been bothered, and I don't think shouldn't been using a bodysuit with an inflatable dog glued on her back. But the candy's commercial was funny. Well, she lapped up that milk. What was this? All the milk on set

milk on? So they had milk laying around, right. My soda is come, My soda is coming at and I'm here in horny and I can't have either, so I drink this soda and that's why I drink it. Wait, But the way I was laughing when when Utica was sucking the utters, I was like, he just gonna be so funny. I was laughing, hysterical, and then I was living a daricle. And then they put the commercial together

and I was like, oh, forget it. It's I thought her soda was gonna be cow utter milk, and I was like, well, that'll be funny because she's such an utter freak. Um you can. I felt like when it was like the judges felt that you can do better. Oh god, you think that's her best best? Dollar Turkey Leg, tonight you're we were just doing. The judges were in a trip to fan of your performance. I'm sorry, my dear. And then it's like tonight the judges wanted seconds congragulations

Dollar Turkey Leg. You on the runway you serve roast beef, but in the challenge you were a roast beast. Not so good. Huh pretty good? Not so good. We give thanks for you this week. Congratulating Dollar. There you go. I want to now on your bone all night. How did we come up with dollar Rafa turkey Leg. I'll

tell you why. We were at six flats and we saw a sign that said dollar off a turkey leg, and we all said dollar, that's a name, and then we spent dollar higher day doing turkey Thanksgiving based puns to either send Dollar offa home or save her, put her in the top, or even make her safe, or even make her safe, or to crown her. What kind of queen she is? A she's a fashion clown's fashion. She's better than Violet at fashion. She's funny, and she's

funnier than Bob, funnier than Bob. So she's like a Bimini. Yeah, but could never, could never. Ebody knows it, And Bemony would say the same thing about Dollar Rafa league of her own. But sometimes she gets in the bottom because she's really Also the implication that um that I made that Bimini is funnier than Bob is in false. We love Bimony, but Bob's Dollar is funnier than Bob. Yeah, and Bob knows it. Bobb learned everything he knows from Dollar.

Roma doll are off as many of these girls drag Mother, A lot of them are from the House of Turkey Leg. It's a really good house, really good house because because there's because there's you know, like turkey leg kened Turkey legs ms Jumbo Turkey leg, oh yeah jumbo. Like remember her? All right, let's do Aaron Jackson's I don't think so, honey. Before we start, I want to say this one really might This could change the entire world as we see it. We love to set a barky Oh my god, this

is Eric Jackson's I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The US currency, pennies and single dollar bails change the world, change the world, change the world. On we could round everything up to five and have a lot less pennies rolling around changing in changing the world. Think about this you could get rid of and think of all change that world? And why is something ninety nine cents? Does it not just

drive you backs? Don't you ever the world? Don't you ever think if this was just five, the masks would be simpler. Now I'm sitting here saying ninety eight, I having to get my fingers out. Do the minus and the plus or round up to fives and tens. Well, hey, baby, just do that. And I'm not one of those people that like a plastic money. I I like a hard dollar assent. I like the j okay second change the world, queen, theft hat dollar. I've got to get rid of these things.

Everyone that's one that I thank you that the world about change for the better. Is that the world has changed for us, but we're ahead of time from the listener, so exciting to know. It's probably how they felt when they filmed, when they filmed Forrest Gump, you know what I mean, they were like, this will change. Maybe if you got I don't have This is a popular this

is a popular podcast. If you could send that, That's not what I heard to Joe in the White House, the Pringle and the white the springle of that, I don't think so. I think he could get some legislation going no state of the Union. He's gonna say, does not drive you back and we'll go. I think that would be a fun double booking. Yes, yeah, he's messy. He's messy. Gen Z and what the greatest generation ghost Bones, Sandy Bones, wait, Biden, the greatest generation. He was on

the Titanic, you know that survived. He was the one who he was the one who um confronted the iceberg. After he was the baby. He was the baby that the mean fiance stole that cow. And then he grew up and he was like I should be bullied, Yeah, should be bullied. And need a hill. I that that is a beautiful You really did change the world. There are and I think because you okay, Mica, what are our plans for the summer with you girls flashing in the waves of a pool, of an ocean, of a lake.

I'd even get into a river, honey, same river, into the East River right now, Let's go jump in the East River this weekend together. No, Mama, no, mama, No, don't you know taxing? Don't you know? That is what George say on the point on the beach when we were we were celebrating, but you know in the way that gay people can, where you celebrate and point out some of the flaws of the film. Um, what is it? Pretty young girl? Promising young woman, promising young woman, young girl,

pretty pretty young girl. When George was saying, people were saying the music is amazing, and he said, oh, you mean a classical cover of Toxic? I've been thinking about I did like the music. I thought George was being shady on that one. I thought the musical Do you mean a classical cover of of Toxic, which they also did for Bridgertain months before, Like just classical music covers of pop songs like it's fucking vitamin string quartet got me hard. I'll tell you. Let's tell you I have not.

What is it if you take a Viagara and this boner persists for eight to ten hours? Honey, I watched Little Young Girl and haven't stop since the since the toxic cover came on and I refused to get it drained. Movie made you horny. I don't think that was the intent. Yeah, I think, yeah, that was such a horny movie. Um wow, what if real as always? To have ours always the sisterhood again? I want to tell the listeners we are

bad at drag. Yeah, drag, do not, as you often do, go to their queen's pages and comment our feedback at them. Oh but I will say this, as we've said before, one of these. If you're dumb ass has never seen live Drag and you think you and you think you like drag from the show Rupause Drags, you are in fact a rock at the bottom of the sea that will never see the sun. Your opinion is illegal, and I'm opinion with Trump and let you eat his leftover

Cheetos in the town. How do you know better than Trump? If you if you haven't seen good luck en up that cheeto dust you shoul speak of. Stupid year old girl and not allowed into the bar. Ask your mommy and Papa for Christmas to take you into an establishment to see live drafts. Say and if they say no, say honey, this coach bag ain't gonna show herself off. Take me to the club. Not for lack of trying. I'm really happy that we've got these um sort of

rousing messages to end the episode. But it's not It is not how we end. It is not how we on the episode. We end the episode of the song, and I think we all know the song D D D Bye Bye,