"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)

Look man, Oh, I see you.

And look over there is that culture. Yes, goodness lost culture, lost culture calling. We need some laughter today.

Oh yes, on a week like this, I used to dream better days.

I used to dream and I hoped I'd never wake up.

I had my first amazing sleep of I guess the year, but I guess the last like six months. I've been sleeping so bad. What what? What would you attribute your good sleep to?

No more, I'm ask no more.

Oh, you're not using it anymore.

It's crazy. I think it's the winter time. This is so deeply boring to talk about.

But let's just skip it. Let's skip. We need to No, No, I don't kind of pasture.

It's I don't like the pasture that you have right now, a gas bit.

Because I have an explanation as to why I'm sitting like.

This ahead, So why don't we just do so? You had a first thing you wanted to say? Quote this the first thing. Sarah brought a gun to the studio, and that's what she wanted us to say. You better, I have a first thing to say, and you better ask me again, even though this is not what we do with our repeat guests, Ask me again, what was the culture of the state cultures for me?

What's your explanation for this?

I have to say like this because as you know, I came to the studio today with a triangle head.

Which means is my is my hair a triangle a pyramid head like in Silent, I couldn't tell if you wanted to be told yes or no.

I just like know, if you guys were my friends, you could be like, girl, you do have triangle had today, but that's okay, And just Rocket told you what you have?

You have It's not a triangle shape. It's an isasa. He drawn a twenty sided figure, not the name.

Because I said, draw boots. Do you look that up?

Twenty sided? A twenty sided figure drawn?

Oh my god, I thought you were in it for being hilarious.

Point. I saw Sagon.

I saw the TV Sagon. I saw the TV Gloster. I saw the TV glost I drink the other night I saw Segon. Sure our guest is a cast Now are on Saturday Night Live. She's been on the show before. She is, you know, just one of our great friends, one of our great Although this is can I just say the power of the room directed by Jane Champion, the power of the room. This is the first time that three of us have been in the room together. No, you know what happened. I took a very short hiatus.

I was in Vegas.

Doing my thing and you were the guests, and I was like, great, now I have to have her turn obviously, right back around and come back.

That's actually crazy. Why because it's there was one episode you weren't on and it just happened to be the episode that your sister was on. I know it was Island Runner running. We like the same things. I guess your thing is going to Vegas see Kelly Larks.

That would be yours. It could be yours too.

You want to come? I'm going again to see Mariah Shanaiah. I literally just found out that I'm available and I'm.

Going Murash and I Do that mean I'm available to?

Or yes, it means you're available to. You want to come?

Either?

Come?

Wait, Vegas, Vegas lots. We're going to have such a ball a loss. Sarah's this it could be troubling. Is she always every week is going we're blacking out this week after party.

By the way, First of all, never once happens. And number two, guess how much it takes me to black out? Maybe four and a half point two SIPs of one geon and tag.

At all.

Oh no, not a Sherman tank because they would like to think pancakes on the ceiling after a sip.

You're kidding me, that's disgusting.

Well to blackout immediately I thought.

Wait, is pancakes on the ceiling? Meeting so hard projectilet hits the ceiling and never.

Like random sauce.

Wait, what's the reason you were sitting like that?

So I could just like kind of like you wouldn't really see the triangle?

There's no triangles.

The correct name of it, She clearly Rebecca clearly said she couldn't pronounce it. She threw a bunch of sounds together in her mouth and it that's Rebecca.

I've never even thought of you as being a Rebecca. Rebecca.

Wait, your necklace literally not to be like whoa she's bringing.

So with your name on it? Okay, okay, Rebecca. It's sort of like how you forget that my full name is Matthew. If you really think about it for even two seconds, You'll remember, right, but you would have you wouldn't have known.

Wait until you find out about the power of Sarah Nicole.

Sarah and Sarah Nicole should be your stage name.

Sarah Sarah Nicole.

That's my like Ali, it's like your board.

It's like I just want to see like an Angelina's photo and like all over it was just Sarah Nicole.

You be titties rocking.

I want I want to Rebecca nameplay that says Jewish American princess wall. I'm Sarah Nicole.

Prison pump it up with Sarah Cole, Jewish American princess.

Don't you know we have to get into everyone, Please welcome into your ears.

Sarah Sherman, Sarah Triangle Sherman, Sarah the first Nicole, Sara Nicole.

What was the first thing you had to say? You remember? What was that?

Was it?

The triangle? The way I just because I knew everybody was gonna be like, sorry, your readers are going to be opening the book and seeing that.

I first, I don't like I don't like the way that you bid you had poison venom wrapped around every word of that.

Book.

I'm feeling naughty Today, there's something I can't stop thinking about.

As we're watching the new season of The Traders. Starah has boiled it down to that show basically being people staying.

To each other.

But people say, you're being evil, you're being.

All reality, and like pretense melts away and I forget all pretend. But it's like they're forgetting that it's a game.

Right.

I love that.

I love and people are really crying hard and feel betrayed. Like when Okay, so spoiler alert for The Traders if you haven't watched it, we're gonna talk a little bit about it.

When Tony got voted out, that was like, you you're cop you got him.

Last year because he was so overwhelmed.

Oh my god, yes, I forgot.

And that was like the encapsulation of the problem, which is like people if they're forgetting that it's a game, and they're like literally like you're literally being evil, and I'm.

Thinking, are evil and your behavior is evil and it's been evil ever since the Traders were chosen, ever since Alan made his choice. I love whenever they say since Alan made Alan himself is actually picking.

But there's something important in.

The tone that Sarah's embodying, which is you're being evil?

Do you guys think like it's like d' indis acting evil evil and it's like forgetting the fact that it was. Well, that's why they have to say Alan Cumming chose so that they remember that evil is not inherent construction, because then they get lost in the sauce and they go like they start kind They're like, I have to leave because evil is a foot. Here's a question.

Do you believe people are born wicked or do they have wickedness through them?

And this actually goes into the other second thing I had to say with the coming into the studio with a gun.

We didn't even know you had a second thing, right, didn't.

We just knew there was a Remember when I said, I texted you guys and I was like, so, when are you gonna ask me, like what culture is for me?

We already asked you the first time you were on the show. And I actually, quite frankly, we've had it. Pee wee, we understand pee wee about.

It again, There is a different and it explains actually how I feel about the nature of good and evil?

Okay, okay, because actually I know what was the culture that made you say culture was for you, Sarah.

Tell this is the laughing episode. Literally, well it can be explained. Let's just take a moment because we're about to miss the worldwide meditation because we're recording this podcast in honor of David Lynch's memory.

I was just going to say, you're the perfect person to have on this week for many David Lynch, for so many reasons.

Because it's the laughing episode.

It's the laughing episode. The substance is about to rack up lots of oscar.

It's about to rat. I think I was literally thinking. I was sitting on the toilet as I you know, as I do, as we all do. And of course, actually did you find out? That's what I was gonna say.

What did you know?

You're not supposed to do on the toilet for longer than ten minutes?

Have you ever have something more unfair?

It's really it's it's such a beautiful place. It's the best place to remain.

I love remaining there.

I said there sometimes and I'm like, I'm gonna remain, remain, not exit, remain, I will remain.

What am I thinking of? What remains? Is that an Oprah's bestseller?

What remains Christmas Seller?

What remains do you? Does anyone have the.

Capability of You're thinking of what lies? What lies?

You're thinking of what happened by Hillary Clinton, which was about the election, but.

You're thinking what remains awesome? What remains access.

I think you're thinking of I couldn't be that you're thinking of the good Earth by Pearls.

I think that's what I'm.

So what was the culture that man? You say culture?

I do think I really I think we we do have to be taking a moment for last. Culture is just to say, David Lynch, Okay, yeah, so I think I produce you.

I basically know nothing. I am so illiterate with David.

We've actually been saying now for several months that we're going to get into Twin Peaks.

You should you know why? You guys should? You love beautiful women and you love intrigue love.

Yeah, that's actually true. That's actually so true.

And I don't want to spoil anything, but basically, in the larger in the three season arc of Twin Peaks, you guys are looking at me so seriously.

Because you're you're a expert.

I just think that it's like you guys really take women's voices seriously.

You literally go, you guys are being evil.

You guys are being evil, actually really evil. Do you think you be a good trader or a bad trader?

You'd be an amazing trader.

I think no, because remember every time in a sketch, I have to act serious.

Well, you're like Carolyn in a way, like you're like you're so hard to pin down.

It's like she's acting crazy.

It's like you're both the same in that way. Everyone's like, oh, Sarah's being Sarah, but in fact she is deep down.

But do the face that I do when I'm trying to act serious.

This is this is if you tell Sarah she has to like be like serious or keep a straight face in his sketches, this is the best you can do.

I notice it you're doing a straight man role. Is my favorite.

Because it's like we are on stage doing a comedy show, right serious, but you but Sarah, But Sarah is truly joy And then like I happened to be laughing and they're like, oh, you're in a court scene, and so I'm like.

Can you do your court face please?

But Sarah was in the nos Faratu prosthetics this Saturday, she slayed by the way, and meanwhile, like it's she's supposed to look terrifying, but everyone's like, that's the most adorable person of ever.

Alstair did call me at ten am the next morning and said, did you know that you actually looked like a supermodel?

You did? You were so captivating? You have never looked to say that, did you actually?

And I was like, no, I know, my arms are so skinny. It was like insane because like when when you have a hunchback and like kind of like does the optical illusion where it's like your arm actually starts.

Oh you do, like the Liah Michelle thing like this, yeah, yeah, can you were like but like skinny? She caught cigarette dangling from the lips, not Fasera, not Sarah Heroin. She to Monstro Sarah Monstros, Sarah Nicols. Who when you say title like this one, you're a professional. The way it rolls off the tongue, like without barrier, That's how you know he's a profession How you know I'm professional?

The way it rolls off my tongue.

I know when we get the title and Monstros Sarah Nicole, is the title.

The first thing that happens when I'm having a laughing attack, is sweating before laughing coming out of my mouth. That's amazing, Like you can probably see it glistening and think it's like a dewey shine. But I'm profusely sweating because I'm laughing so hard.

Wait on sweating, just to just to talk about the Traders one more time? What is going on with Oh?

I think he's on like crack.

Is he having some sort of withdrawal?

Vander Pump rolls. He never acts like that. He goes to a Scottish palace where they have no phones or he has to travel internationally. Yeah, and then suddenly he couldn't sit bill and he's sweating so much more than yes.

Can I tell you guys, actually something that I was too afraid to admit like four minutes ago.

I don't have to be afraid in here.

As soon as they spoiler alert, as soon as they stop, as soon as they voted after Rinda, I literally this is I was watching with my boyfriend. I am like this, what's this? I can't keep well, I can't hold my attention.

It was actually really rough because they've voted out some good people.

Really that is.

Gone it's kind of a shame. Yeah, who because then and Jeremy, that's crazy. Are you not caught up?

No, I'm not kidding every time my boyfriend and I'm straight.

By the way, that's okay.

Don't let the shirt betray you. I'm standing with my straight girls.

What did I say about your shirt that's giving SpongeBob?

Because look, that's what you meant.

I was like, what SpongeBob is? This is this sponge like?

I thought she was like, Oh, we thought I was calling you like I thought.

You were just being a bitch.

I take back what I said about how you guys feel about women. Yeah, guys, I don't think what about us?

What about Dawn Away?

You know, it's not just katies that listen. Some gig guys do listen. Still hot on Kyle's that's Kyle. There's a subgroup that we actually we said that we would officially induct them.

No, we can't have five. What do you mean?

They said we.

Couldn't have two, They said we couldn't have three, They said we couldn't have four. Kyles Welcome, Welcome. We love the Kyle with you guys.

It's crazy. I think about Sarah every day and I smile.

I have nothing to contribute to the conversation.

Guys.

I just want to sit here and smile. I just want to go guys.

Try I tell you, whould be so furious about that? All the Kyles they want to hear from you. Yeah, there, you're that you're a gay icon.

Are you? I'm not kidding, like, I don't take that lightly.

And I should.

If you did, that would be fucked up, especially now in the time that we're in.

He's sworn, like he's getting sworn.

Oh no, I watched the whole thing.

How is was he?

Can I tell you something? Here's my here's my three takeaways. It was hell and like a funeral. Two one nice thing I'll say I did like Millennia's hat. Three Carrie Underwood sounded bad for all of that to go down and for her to sound strained and shouty.

Really, yeah, it was not good.

Are you a Carrie girl?

Or I can't say I was carry girl. I've never really given her proppers on this show. You want to know what it is, I've always not had the best feeling.

Yeah.

Yeah, the vibes have always been weird.

Does this make you go Buyer's remorse on bo Bis do we as a culture? Well, I was von Zie Solomon Grilly from the beginning, and I love von Zelle and Vonzelle was the singer for game show on period.

Wait who was long hair? I got my first period?

And that's the culture that made you say monarchy. I'm bleeding.

Like it wasn't happening.

You remember what he was singing, because it was always to handle co and mama hand.

Was it that? Because the way that just sent like a reptilian like chill to the bass in my spine. He had a brown swede jacket on and was holding her guitar.

He was always loving to happen.

Tone perfectly, like flat ironed hair, like really straight stuff.

Laid when you guys said bobys, I thought the guy with the gray hair.

Hot Taylor Haylors.

He was hot.

Zus, Sarah, you need to describe your perfect looking man. Describe your perfect man.

Do you know what I think it is. I want to preface this by saying, I think because I've been a lot of prefacing and pretensing today. I think because my boyfriend straight.

Push your weapons down, Push your weapons down.

All right? Comm and peace there guys, they're cold, Kyles, I comment peace Kyle's and katies like Mariah's and shanaias.

They're not listening. I forgot she did this.

Like deathbed vibes. When y'all are on your deathbed, like, oh yeah a style you can go like we did that.

Yeah you know period, Well we're gonna say we ate that, and when we're seventy nine.

We're going to be like servants slay we ate that down? Which are death bed for you? Two is gonna be one, one hundred and fifteen years old.

I can actually see it. I gues, I don't want to live that long. He's gonna look the same like and not the heroin chic Honey, I'm so old and for three damn you drive yourself there, old bitch, old bitch. Okay, wait, so were we were on a thing the perfect?

I think because mylor hicks, because I think my beautiful, long suffering boyfriend is so like he's so like standard cute, attractive, and you know, he invented a new term. What it's beautiful. It's when something's cute and beautiful.

Isn't that beautiful? Isn't that lovely?

Beautiful? That crazy.

Really from we want to hear about him?

Where was he from? Originally from South Sumber's, Chicago, all right, and like he's from a town called phlosmore so, of course you get building jokes like I wish you'd philosophers.

Well, what I want to do?

That bleeding?

I don't fluss, You don't.

You're a liar. You have the nicest teeth of the show business.

Just what they're telling you is not true. You don't have to do it.

Oh but did you ever have braces? You're lying?

And some people think I have crooked teeth, But it's because I talk out of one side of my mouth.

With a smirk like Rachel Maddow, something I found out when I had to do my research. Of course, ate that by the way, No, by the way, you know I at the second my toe came off stage, every single person was like, ha, you messed up all your words? Who said that? Everyone's live television. Try saying MSNBC ten times fast. Okay, I had to say it one time and I said ms n B A B.

You're trying to say it. They could do it if you really applied yourself.

You were you were straining so hard playing a lesbian. I know you're such a stragot.

I think that's what happened, and then my brain just started like fritzing out.

You are a stragot.

You are literally thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Can I ask you something before you got emotional when we said that you were a gay icon and that you really don't take it like I just talk about that.

Because I mean not to be like this. Who do you think besides David Lynch built culture as we know it gay guys.

It feels like you took that away from her from black women. That sucks.

That sucks for you to rob the black women of that, and especially this week. Does anyone know it really is really hurtful?

Didn't she okay, I dreamed this or it was real? Does And I'm not gonna look it up because that's I don't need to be like interfacing with screens right now. Didn't she have an episode where she had a bunch.

Of pedophiles on, well, she had an episode she had a bunch of the She had another episode she had like victims.

Today we're hearing the other side.

I just have this like strong memory of her being like I was like two or whatever like this big and there was like a bunch of pedophiles on. She was like, it sucks that you guys like want have sucks with kids. And then I was like watching me, like that does suck. Oh my god, that's fun. It's a kid. I agree with Oprah. I have to say in this dialogue, I'm team Oprah.

Fuck.

Meanwhile, me being eight, being like I wish an adult want to have stuck with. I was in love with all my teachers. Really, of course I was like precocious little bit who was who.

Was the one? Oh wow?

And he's moaning and is this out of shame or out of pure sexual frustration? It is just like what, I'm afraid of your other lips, Jesus, oh nurse.

I'm afraid of saying his full name because you could find you non't I had an English This is gonna send you guys to the moon in a not SpaceX rocket ship and a normal rocket.

Okay, normal one that uses American gas drill, baby drill. Something Trump said today at the inauguration about what I don't know about drackens baby drill.

Anyway, what were you saying? Okay, so this is this teacher English teacher, English teacher.

He had a gray and red long beard. Okay, red gray hair combed over to the side, much like our president.

Combed over age demographic one hundred like legit.

One hundred years old. Every day, would wear like a snoopy tie and would the character Snoopy, the character Snoopy a funny little tie, and he me and my best friend in high school, Emily, would sit in the parking lot and watch him smoke his pipe in his car during lunch break and just be like, that is so fucking hot.

It's giving. What's the guy's name, the giver, the give, it's giving the giver, Oh, my god, the giver. And I was I was saying Vincent van Go in my head.

Not not dissimilar, not he actually quite looked like him.

Who's the Watchman guy, Alan More, Alan Moore? It's giving Alan Moore with.

A snoopy tie.

That hot.

And he would smoke a fucking pipe in his car and me and Emily would just like watch him in his car.

Are you still in touch with Emily?

Of course, Emily, Hello, if you're if you're a Long Island, is that y'all keep in touch with high school?

Definitely?

Touched with my friend Alison last night, isn't hey? I said, hey, well we had a mutual friend at the birthday bar oh cute.

Oh instead, like, let's go to Roosevelt Field get our ears pierced.

Oh my god, ield but it was it was too far. Soo you women, mall No, I was Sunrise mall like you are.

So I have to give respect to you because, like, honestly, something crazier to even more iconic to say than you're a gay icon. You are an actual Long Island legend. Like you are not from we're fucking around Long is You were from like a Long Island, Long Island.

I'm for real, you're new.

To this, He's I'm always new to this. Anytime I go to Long Island, I go, whoa, it's no one.

Knows what happened to us. Yeah, it's so crazy, the things that we saw, the things we did. Yeah, and the things that we you know, aspired to be named the craziest.

Thing from from Nicky Bond. I mean, just wuld you say, Nicky, she's a island legends.

Her mom once came up to me, You're kidding, Wait, I actually have.

The cher Nicky Blonski's mother came up.

To me at my school. I think she came to my school to perform. I felt like they were scouting and I was like, for hair spray. Oh my god, that's perfect. I don't know them again, what did she say? From Penny that's fucking little shop? What what did she say? Like musical songs?

We got a tear Broadway show, Arah, I didn't know.

I would die for kinky boots. We had a kinky boot sketch idea. What was our Oh?

Yeah, yeah, sure, what was it?

What did it was?

We wanted a sequel to Distrek the musical sketch?

What was.

You come out with? You're clearly putting on the kinky boots. What is it, Matilda?

You clearly put on the kinky boots. Writing that sketch was a highlight of my life.

It's so rare to channel Oh, we channeled wid you to let the muse VisiC. We literally flopped it down in one run and we were like, it's perfect. Have you ever seen Hamilton the musical? I know that how could a bastard or that's not you would love it? Really, It's a great show.

A great shows. And also if nothing else, like it's production value.

Yes, I don't, don't get me started on that, because I'm feeling really emotional about production value lately.

What's what's going on?

What do you is? Just like give it to me? And I'm not you guys know who you are who aren't giving it to me? Just in general? Yep, I want to see lights, camera, sound sets, costume.

Can we get really into this though? We washed the substance together, and I did think of you, ad you love that movie?

I basically loved it more than the words can even expressaame.

And I finally watched that thirty minute I'm feature at that so YouTube so good. You have to check that out.

If fucking holding the camera running backwards, posing everyone down with blood, I'm like, that's if you want to know how it's done, that's how it's done.

With her.

Rely, let this be a message. Do you want to talk about this? Coraly? I love you and what you've done and what you will continue to do, and what has happened and what will soudent to be happening all over until like the perpetuity till the end of time, like.

What you were saying a lot and all of it is impacting exactly hearing Lely, you did it?

Correct you that you did that? That when it kept going, when it just kept going, and then the teeth and then the ears, and then the blood hoose and the music and the lights, camera, sound, Coustard whatever, as we were just saying, yeah, it didn't for one second stop. It gave us everything relentlessly and more. It's an incredible, perfect film. It's a perfect film. It's hilarious. Down yeah, down, it's it's as you say, feast for the eyes. It's everything.

It was.

She's my favorite, She's everything.

Yeah, there's been little meetings. There's listen, you've met a couple of times.

We met one time and I was struck by her beauty. She's stunning and she's hilarious.

When did you meet her?

I I've been like stalking her because I just like, I'm like, you're amazing.

Were you a fan prior to seeing this substance? Like did you see Revenge?

I love Revenge and I love every You know when you like see someone's movie and you're like, I hope see words escape me. That's how much I care.

Yeah, and like you could just see like it's like she's such a like fan of horror movies too, and so it's like as a fan of the thing, as a fan of like basket Case or whatever, you watch that movie and you're like, yeah, thank you.

This feels like a Christmas tree. Amazing, I know, and just like I yeah, she's just listen, I know, lost for words.

Were you to me and Margaret fan prior to this or did this expose you to their gifts?

Both of them fans? Yeah, both of them fans, but like now I am on my knees forever. In their debt basically.

Their names called Tomorrow. Yeah, I hope so too.

Who's calling?

Do you know? I'm calling? Bowen? Bowen and Rachel Sennett are announcing the nominations. Can you a big day for Union Hall?

Oh my gosh, it's You're going to my no, no what?

This comes out Wednesday and then I'm going to be I'm literally leaving read Through and catching a plane into LA and then Thursday morning, five thirty a m PT. We're announcing, and then I got.

A fly back for I wouldn't miss it. I think it's such an honor. I'm so honored.

It's like literally the coolest thing I love that I wanted. I aspire to announce the nominations.

Small things.

He's always smalling you smallen because you smalling.

Well, first of all, we're not talking about him harmful individuals today.

Who gave us a laugh? If we're talking about the laughing. Oh, he gave us a laugh a couple laughs. It's like, I'm gonna be like, that's how he says that. This is how he delivers, not how I deliver it. But you, I know you have to small on it because you're just trying to keep your head on your shoulders and you're like clocking in and clock like it's like if things were too big, like you would almost be scared to do it totally. But it's like that is that is major.

You're right, he does he smallens things, but he's excited. I'm excited. Is that leaf bothering you on your head? Because did you notice that my girl has a leaf on her head?

No, it's not on well, it's very what's gonna be.

Gorgeous head, gorgeous head, stunning heads head.

I'm changing that.

What say this? But this is my theory. The word that is so powerful, so powerful, the way it hits the ear is just different. Really. I was watching a body language expert talk about Blake Lively. Just let that sink in.

I was watching a body language expert talking about Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni, and there was a moment where an interview says to Blake Lively like, well, you actually had to be the intimacy cordner on set, like you had to show him out to grab you and kiss you. And she goes, where did you see this? And the body language expert said that use of the word this is usually to like show that you disdain whatever it is they've brought up all this. What's what do you mean by this? This?

The word this is positively or inclusively.

I'm picturing when you say this. Some that's just coming to mind is like peeling dirty underwear off the floor.

A wife This is this?

Yeah, A wife coming home peals a woman's underwear from the bottom of the basket and going what is this to my husband? I've I've been working all day and who is this? You would just say, what is that?

You just ate that line, By the way, what is this again?

Again? Think about the directors out there, I'm free think about this. Who did this, now say that, sorry, who did this?

And now do the other one?

Who did that? See I'm not threatened by that.

Who did this?

What's up with that?

What's up with this?

Although we were talking about this scene from mad Men, Joan confronting the man.

I wouldn't care if you died that pornographic drawing.

Pornographic drawing.

I actually I've been watching so much mad Men clips the number one best scene in television history.

I'm kidding you, not Joan and Don.

It's the episode where Joan gets served with divorce papers in the office that like front desk secretary gives like allows the last It's the fifth season, which by the way,

Well, by the way, like I don't want to say anything disrespectable, but it's like, let's get her out there.

I agree, I would definitely agree.

Do you think I'm gonna say something on behalf of all women?

Is she?

So?

Is she?

So?

Is she so stunningly Jessica Rabbit that people are afraid and this is just about misogyny and a larger scale. Are people afraid to give her like challenging roles because they're like, she's so bodacious, we couldn't even.

I don't think it's distracting. I think it's I think she with Joan, I guess like it is so one with like the character. I think it has a lot less to do with that and more to do with the fact that it's almost like the reason why January Jones and Jessica Pare also don't work a ton.

It's because I feel like they're very identifiable with those roles, and they were so well done that maybe it.

Counts against them sometimes I am because I think that I think all of those performances are unreal.

I think Jessica Pere actually gets disrespectful.

Amazan was incredible, is an iconic, is the is in the first episode of season five, and it gets better from there.

Zoobie Zoobie Zoo is the craziest.

It is the craziest thing, so insane. And then you see Twin Peaks and you go, that's okay, some crazy things are happening here that are basically like defying all like logic between like the living and the dreaming and the dead. And then you're like, and still Zuby zub Zoo were still the fact that.

Zooby Zoobi Zoo is supposed to happen in a grounded world, and it still reads us being like realistic, and you believe that she would do that, and it says pretty much everything you need to know about her character. But zoobyzubso happened on AMC. Twin Peaks happened on a b C truly, which is that's the craziest part.

Take that risk now, challenge.

You guys are actually gonna lose your gorg. Basically, you're gonna at the top of your hat is gonna fly off, clean off.

Clean off.

I just have no stamina when it comes to watching shit, So like, I'm still on the pile. I've been on the pilot episode of twin Peaks for like eight years. It's so bad that is making so but but I started from the getting like recently, even before he passed away, just like when the mom like realizes that like she's gone, she's dad, it's like the most devastating thing. And the Laura Palmer's theme, like the muse that score is crazy.

I think once you enter episode two, then it's full lubrication and it's a NonStop, really cool like I don't think you're gonna find any resistance there. I think it's just like slipping in that second episode allow it to just it's just it's the way it feels all of your body when you're watching it. It's it's as sounding and I will say, and not to belabor this point the labor, I know, I'm justn't going to be meeting.

A PhD to well, you know what, you clearly weren't paying attention to English class because you were so horned up with your trying to get your rocks off with.

Vincent vin Snoop.

Saw who I was talking about. You go oh, okay in a good way.

Anytime Sarah's like that, fucking what I would do. I'm like the craziest looking human being.

You're like the crypt keep crypt yeah, Taylor Head, no disrespect, Billy Bob Thorn, now.

Keep going.

And this sow like because I think, damn my, my beautiful along suppering boyfriend is so conventionally cute beautiful that it's like, I think it's like it's counterwd. Yes, it's a counterweight.

I love that.

So you're so bored with traditional beauty because you get that every day, in fact, you have sex with in fact, if he's lucky, yeah, you.

The kind of girl holds out.

This becomes like a whole other, like all right, podcast either kind of girl that leaves it on the shelf.

You know what I mean. I've made that expression up. You leave it on the shelf at night.

On the shelf at night, you let it stink up the place. So mad because it's the xpery date is.

Just think they say that they don't have sex, they start that's where their pussy starts to really smell bad.

What was the last time you smelled one face to face?

I've never seen a vagina.

It's one of the and they cover this in many movies. It's one of the most craziest.

Things you can see, well, how would we know?

How would we I didn't bring mine tonight. It's in the car.

What's your least favorite body? Part two? Depict in your in your art?

Oh interesting, this is going to be a surprise, please. I don't like as someone who loved blood, guts, ships, boogers. I'm like, what do we two?

I get no stuff? You don't like nos. I love nose, but you don't like booger.

I think it's like we're older than that.

Yeah, you know what I mean.

That's so I love this that there is one thing that you go that's off, like I'm leaving. That's just there's an edit there, there's.

And I love I love mucoid membranes. So I love like a slick mucus.

Like you know, you don't like a clump. You don't like a clump of booger.

But again, it's like we're guys.

Really when you see someone pick your nose that you horrified.

Rather, no, I do this. That's part of my practice. It's I think it's a medical proceed It's like, do you have.

To Sometimes it's like it's not. It's not as easy as blowing your nose.

No, No, you have to get it. Sometimes you have to get nuckled deep and that's okay.

And again this was really thank you, thank you for coming.

Should I make it?

Oh?

I was gonna say they should make a nasal bidet, but that is what a nettie pot.

Is, you know, of course.

And oh this was gonna be the why my my last like my hands knees, begging for you guys to watch twin Peaks in it in its three season arc. It posits a theory of everything spiritually, like, religiously, metaphysically that I legitimately agree with.

In life everything is love or love is the most important thing. What is it? You don't know?

You don't want to spoil it? I think you should because I don't.

Think this is spoiling necessarily necessarily serious Necessarious.

I don't think this is necessariously spoiling.

Anything necessarious, but it's Necessariusssterious is my favorite dinosaur.

She was beautiful.

Have you, guys readers, please draw Necessarious and send us in your pictures us, all three of us and the Atlas culturis with your photos that you've drawn of Necessarius.

But you have to like then like write it like Necessarah a h.

Spell, it says Sarennicoli, keep going.

So like, yes, that love is actually the greatest unifying force in the universe. But you know, Twin Peaks is the I'm gonna be so serious right now, it's gonna make you laugh that it's like the story of like who killed Laura Palmer? Right And I'm not gonna spoil the great reveal of who killed Laura Palmer for you because that'll keep you on the hook for at least

You just know, don't you doing? Don't small on, don't small it.

Basically, he pausits that true evil was unleashed into every dimension in realm of the universe when the first atomic bond atomic bomb exploded, so that a new kind of man made evil basically fractured all of time, all of the fabric of time space, and at least a new form of evil in the form of Bob who is this demon that you know create whatever. In Twin Peaks, it at least a new form of evil that like wreaked a new form of havoc.

On every universe, every universe of every time.

Yes, and so like that is the the like central conflict of Twin Peaks, which is said by you know, General Briggs when he says, you know, there's this Bobby Briggs hottest man alive. His dad is like a crazy like military like general who like does ship with space or whatever. H Oh, I'm not sounding smart. He's a drink dia cog.

If that was the answer.

President Trump, wouldn't it be trying to my Austria or whatever?

Is he you don't need to die coke.

But like basically he's worried. He's this like general who's been who like is like you know, in charge of investigating like the link between like American like military hegemony and like nuclear mysticism whatever whatever. And he's like, my fear is that love is not enough. So that basically when man Kind episodes on man basically unleashed a new kind of evil into the world when we created the

Yep, come on, I can feel use this rage in a positive way.

We all need to do that, especially now it's more than ever that's organized starting now. Use this female rage about Oppenheimer.

It was crazy.

Use your female rage against Oppenheimer to make a big point episode.

Should have won the Oscar? Say that, yeah, you know, it couldn't have been nominated for Oscar. Maybe if you were announcing the Oscars.

You could have just said, Season three, episode eight.

Yes, that is what I believe about the universe, like about religion and everything that David Lynch put in a fucking TV show that anyone could watch.

That's amazing.

And that's what culture is. For me and for you and for you and for everybody. It's culture. That's for everybody.

Yeah, it's not.

It's not culture that you find in a little box at like Bucket Blood Records in Chicago, cool weirdest store with a bunch of you.

Know, like freaks, back weird weirdos, the outcasts, the misfits, those who haven't belonged once in their life that can find community in a place like that, in a place like this. Quite frankly, this and I don't say this in a pejorative sense. I say it in an inclusive way, really not giving much credence to my point earlier, which shows that people can change.

You saying people can change.

I've changed obviously in the last twenty minutes here I am using this in a beautiful, inclusive way, when before I said it was usually in a dismissive way. It's just really interesting. I've credit you with bringing up, not bringing up, with bringing yourself to the conversation today period.

No, I was gonna keep going.

Queerdos is a culture. It's not just for the queerdos once.

Too good for too long, And this is what brings.

Back to traders.

Running around.

Yes, a lot of queer yes, ma'am. When you asked me, are people inherently good or evil. It can be answered in episode Hey, that's an incredible callback.

And the answer would get they're saying is no, people are born good. We're born good until the until the Great Disruption, the Great Disruption, and it there were.

So many fractures and fissures in time space that it can that like this, like demonic force can really crawl in kind of whether or not you invite it, because we've created man Fisher fissure, fissure.

We're not happy that you use that.

Word because of sitting on the remains hurt when you said fisher, Have you anybody in this room has more hemorrhoids than me?

I feel like it feels apocalyptic when I have one.

It feels it's a disability. I'm not kidding.

Can this this is gonna be a little gross. This is my This is me on the toilet with a hemorrhoids. Oh okay, my mights. Okay, are you tracking off?

No?

It's hurt so much that I have to feel like, God, you're supposed to get up. You're not supposed to be sitting there.

Off.

No, I'm sitting there and I'm like, could you have you keep moving?

Then it won't like yeah, then like it's it's a way to like get it out, but it's just my foot has to move.

I get restless. Leg I hate.

There's literally nothing worse than like a localized injury.

Oh it's not good concentrated pain. Wait was that gonna be your answer to what was the culture that made use the culture for me? And then but then you also said overtext that you had opinions about housewives?

Well can, and this is my great reveal? Can I show you what I have.

Sh Well you can. I even guess what it is. It's Heather Gay's Mormon book shirt. Here we go. Oh oh.

Wow, Lisa, I feel for me too.

I'm on the pod, Lisa.

They really are all invited.

They're all invitedly after all the work the public service they did, including Brittany Bateman.

Oh honestly, yeah, honestly.

Watch when Brittany comes on the podcast and is like low key, funnier and smarter than us. Well, the thing about culture is it actually started, she tells us. She comes in like a true cultural anthropologist, like a full ten MBAs.

Talking about like culture and like caveman.

Yeah, She's like, well, actually fire began when a caveman. Actually, really it was collaborative, and it was really the first collaboration.

Wait what am I actually Abraham Lincoln had Greek versachi plans?

Are you Angie.

That apology?

That Angie Kat's the name is the queen of America? Did you listen to her episode of Lost Culture?

She was on Last Coach.

She was the last guest, so stupid.

You know what's so interesting? Well, I told you this, and I actually don't want to say this on the podcast. What edit, I'm only listening to music from now on.

I think we would all benefit from that.

I just am like worried about replacing my inner chatter with outer chatter, and so I have been replacing all talking in the ears with singing.

Actual structure sound.

You don't listen to the episode, make sure you say anything.

Edits Oh, make sure that nothing slips through the cross right, because this one's always gootten off some problematic stuff and a third word.

It's a big slur, big sir, I said, listen to unedited Lost Coach. You'll be taking a vacation, a big slur.

You don't have a pussy on this shelf for two whys it'll start to leak. Pussy is not a slur. That doesn't count pussy. Pussy, pussy come for me. My brother when I was growing up said to me, he said that he thought pussy was a vegetable because my dad said it so much.

Why would he think he was a vegetable because my dad would.

Be like, get back on the field, you fucking pussy.

So he thought it was a vegetable, like because it was in the fields where vegetables grow. Right, Wow, like it.

Might be long island lifestyle. Yeah, totally.

You'll never believe this story. So my sister comes home one day when she's five. She's had to write write a book about her family. So it's like, this is my mom.

I love my mom a lot. This is what my mom says to me.

I love you. This is my dad.

I love my dad a lot. This is what my dad says to me. It's a picture of him on the couch and it says, Peanut, go grab me a beer from the fridge.

Curl, don't grab me a beer from the fridge.

Talk about it.

I wrote it old and brought by family. It was like, this is what my mom says, this is what my dad says.

Because my dad would send us into the back ridge.

Bring it in.

You know how I just said that there's only been one artist who has presented my theory of everything. I was wrong. It's your sister.

There was something in there that spoke to the universe. For sure.

My mom says, I love you. My dad says, hey, Peanut, go grab me a beer from the fridge. I can't believe I've never heard this before. That's incredible, It's unbelievable.

It's so good, Peanut. My dad's yep, were you peanut? I was Peanut? Also, you know sports fan? Oh wow? Is that something your sports fan?

Get me?

And whatever?

Sports fan is a lot of fun. I was bug.

Because I'm crawl around all the time. I never said, still still do this day. You know how hard it is for me to sit right here? Unbearable. I want to be crawling all over the place.

Did you're about to be like bowing on the toilet?

I want I want to crawl over this place, spread my steaear. I gotta come quite frankly, I want to do it.

Now.

What color would it be when it came out?

You don't want to know, fine, I'll tell you white I'm a normal guy white of snow my com.

You guys should do a Man This Sphere episode.

All right, So then we're actually gonna come and then we're gonna see what colors it is.

All right.

Then we're gonna we're gonna figure out the hex code for the cum color. So who thinks this one is a Bowen's com. We immediately get a huge deal with Barstool Sports. We leave I Heeart, we leave I Heart, We go to Barstool for some reason. On Barstool now, they're talking about Japanese pizzas. I'm like, I got a thing on my feet.

It's like, what is a Japanese pizza? Like the pizza in Japan is like shit?

And talk about that?

Oh, it's a it's amazing pizza. That's that's all I can say. Real, that's all you can say.

What talk about it? What is making it so good? The dough, the sauce, the top, and.

Would it be as amazing as Mary Cosby's avocado pizza looked?

Thoughts on Harry Cosby this year her behavior in the final.

What can you say about a philosopher king a lot? That's actually a great point. You can say a lot about a philosophy. Yeah, I agree with It's like it's I get why people joined the cult such. I just felt like she was speaking with such clarity this season that I thought that she was channeling spirit for.

Really, but weren't you upset? And at the end when she was really trying it with Andy, she was like, I was wrong about you. That was so insane, it was absurd.

But then she was like and she was like hey, and she was like, you're right, I have abandonment issues and.

It was like great, But so she needed Angie to get there right, to get to Angie is the real star here.

I think Angie is the star of this.

Yes, I would agree.

She's top five housewife for me. True.

Now you have to say your top five.

Carlton's crazy, Carlton.

You need to be in an asylo.

Raw Mona Okay, Rah Carlton singer, Angie Angie, Angie Okay.

Who is rounding the mouth?

Is five? Karen? Oh yeah, that can't be my five?

Karen? One more?

Follow it on my phone. I feel like I wrote, It's like there's a fold. There's a folder with drag names. There's a folder with my favorite housewife.

My favorite karaoke song.

Okay, this is a nice spread you have. You have Rony, Beverly Hills, Potomac, Salt Lake.

You're missing what.

You know what actually Marrisol's mom. Oh yeah, yea, Carlton, Actually Mary Cosby.

Angie wown Karen Elsa not even even this week.

You're gonna knock Karen out?

Yeah, put it on buckers there because does it count? Does the bodycam footage count as an episode of Housewives?

I think so. I think it's because that is just like, it's so sad.

When she when she's sitting in the jail cell getting interrogated and she just has she's babbling and then she goes Thomas Jefferson's concubine.

It's just like, you don't get that kind of genius anywhere else in this world.

She is one of the funniest people to ever love that talk.

About channeling the Mews in the room, like being in the room where that happens, Like that isn't top five top.

Sure?

Well, can we just point out is standing Steri Stadio to Carrots body cam footage and Britney Oh, Brittany Bateman.

No, just kidding, I would respect I would respect that, and that's late.

I do think she's had incredible Yes, this is it is funny, fun Jared.

I've never recorded in my life. I was trying to send the video to my daughter.

She got a good grade on her mouth test.

Just speaking to me again, nice, have an announcement. My daughter's speaking to me. What this is?

What you're staking to think pony clubs throughout the airport.

It's amazing. It's brilliant to all housewives past.

Future, past, future and present take notes like like, this is.

What happens when you're off your phone. So you're actually referring to someone who's literally just made a TikTok but when you're off your phone and just being you and you're not like worried about how people perceive.

You podcast outer chatter in your ear chat, when you're off your phone. It's incredible what you can do on your phone. That's essentially what you just said. When you really clear that, when you just let the music speak and you just put away your phone, pick up your phone, see what happens. Amazing ship the content, especially now in the new era of TikTok bay.

And outcasts and vagabonds and dragulators. It's like it's like that is like there are so many people who are trying to manufacture housewife dumb yes, and they're trying to like one.

I don't think Brownwin is as guilty of that as other I mean, let's call a spade a spade. Yes, my critique for the finale of Salt Lake. I did not need them to do that stupid that game. That game was so I don't think she even believed in it.

I think it's like we're at a point with Housewives where push has come to shove and it's like in order for anything to be I think New York is evident is evidence of this. If it's just like it just has to be crazy. And that's why I do respect Heather doing that, because she's like, well, it's the finale episode. We're all sitting at the stable, and it has to be insane, because what.

Was my favorite was her cadence, We're gonna take out our phones.

We're gonna find the worst thing we've ever said about someone here, and then we're gonna handle over our phone.

And we're gonna read it, dieaball, and we're gonna move forward.

Do you think she script she scripted that. You don't think she had a note tap on her phone?

That was like, Guys, what I find suspicious was that they all like remember when Lisa like zoomed the fucking and like was like swiping, swiping, swiping, So it's like they screened shot, they had read. I think that was prepared. There was something produced. It was very produced. It was very It was the only moment of the season that I felt was like inorganic. Yeah, and I didn't like it.

I I did like it because I just felt like Heather was like, I half I fucking left not a single chrome last season, and she was just.

Like she actually deserves an Emmy.

She did because she wrote that, and it's like she was like, the way I fucking tore that last year, Like the only way I won up myself is if I do the craziest cross, which is she did the craziest thing.

There was a moment there where the language was even kind of like mirroring last season where she goes, we're all obsessed with receipts, we're all obsessed with like like she's caught herself mid list being like, oh I got to change up the the words a little bit.

But it was Receid's proofd timeline.

I actually like earlier in the year, like in our group chat, people were like, oh, Heather's not having a great season, She's not like in it. I'm like, actually, I totally disagree, because I think Heather Gay is the audience ye and she's the best narrator on the show, and she's the lead of the show, she's the protagonist. So it's fine by me that she's not like totally like racked with whatever.

Is going on.

I feel like she's had a lot of that and I kind of enjoy watching her watch what's happening. That's how I feel about it, Miss Gay, Miss Gay, I was talking about you, I wasn't talking about her.

That's how everything gay.

As everyone knows. My straight power fist.

Wow, even this limprist did somehow even this week, well the y m.

C A him dancing to the y m c A is like, is Britney batement level. It's like we were we are out to the village people to this, you tore this and you know this. But like if Brittany Brittany Bateman, they're they're a perfect cast because they're every archetype of housewives.

And they're themselves.

But Heather Gay is not. And that is what Mary was saying Mary when Mary was like, Heather, you've changed and you're not you know, you're not yourself. She's like, you are becoming too aware and too into the fandom and like you're Rihanna's favorite and you're performing and you're producing. But Heather like kind of needs to do that a little bit.

Yeah, I think it's unfair. I think I think you need you do need Heather to do what Heather has done.

Right because you because you Havetney Bateman. Literally like if everyone was Britney Bateman.

Well, the rest of them are not capable of doing that, Like Lisa Barlowe is not capable and I wearing her on my shirt, I have a respect over my heart. She's not capable of being like, hey, guys, to the producers, what do you guys, need let me execute that for you. Wow.

One person can do that in the cast besides Heather, which is Angie. Oh you think, I think, I think Andree is I think. Angie too is a chaos agent and.

She's living she's truthfully living her life as the wife of a beautiful She's more grounded.

But Angie can like zoom out and like the way she handled the Mary thing, I'm like, she can she can do this. Yeah, she's so aware in the best in the exact right way. Yeah, she has an understanding of that of the situations in a way where she's like, you know, when it's time to put your foot on the gas and like whenever it's Meredith spinning in a circle at her own butt mitzvah being like that, Like Angie knows, like I'm upset, but this is good this.

Yeah.

Meanwhile, it's like Mary melting down, Like there's a bone in every housewives body that if they were to scratch that bone, it would just be like, let me continue fighting this woman.

But Angie knew it. It is not. I'm not arguing with Mary Cosby about this.

Right saying high body count hair. It's like I actually take back what I said about Ms Gay Cute eating an Emmy for her writing it is angie because we're getting lines like high body count hair, and we're getting lines like.

One foot in the grave and another and then she and then she even wrote something for this show where her I don't think some money was I don't think so mony high body count hair.

And then she goes, you come to Lunatic Fringe salon.

By the way, the name what oh no, when we get first of all, when we saw that, I didn't know what was called LUNATUK fringe triangle hair.

I saw, I saw then well, then I looked.

I didn't know that it was actually a phrase like it's the lunatic fringe references actually like groups of people. It's not just two words that sound great together. It's like, oh, she's like a I worshiped this attack we do and she was great on the show. You should listen to that. She like, she looks perfect. This is the right the joke level writing, Yeah, yeah, this is good. She goes, come to Lunatic Fringe, you have a get late guarantee. If you don't have sex, come back, I'll fuck you myself.

Girl.

Then they said they Rome was not building in a day. No, well, can you possibly mean by that? And you're talking about a Greek woman to watch it? So stop with this Rome imagery. They were talking about Greek built a hair empire.

Yeah, because she was laying brick by bricks.

And the cultural wasteland of saltings.

Yeah it is, by the way, I got a damn pillar.

I'm a pillar of the community. My god, do I have an angie?

Go go go Meredith.

Well, Meredith, it was.

I thought it was really interesting how you talked to me, and you are very rude to me.

There's not much I'm I have to work on it.

It's there, helling journey.

I'm in a real place of helling. I love, I want.

She needs to have a better season next year, and I actually blame that. I think the producers cut out a lot of her ship.

Oh yeah, interesting because, like Whitney, I think she's the most stunning woman alive period.

We're one of the only housewives I've done a shot with.

Oh oh, and how did that present itself?

Well, we were both at high Tops, West Hollywood. Good for her, likely place for us.

She is a gay guy.

She's a gay guy.

She is she's a gay guy. She's not as much of a gay guy is Angie k Oh. Sure.

Well, but when when STUDI and I were at Chuck, she was in the audience and then sud was like say, I was like, I'm too shy, but this is Bowen is So you guys work with the biggest A listers weekend lead these are our Meredith Marks came to the Fire Island premier years ago with Seth and Brooks. I went over to her to say, that was the first time we had ever met. I said, Bowen, come over here. He said, no, I'm not doing that. No, it's She's like he was scared. I love these people with all my.

Heart and her scratch cornea really concerned me. Meredith doesn't stop creating content. I'm saying, this is someone who will be buying her. What is it pink microphones?

That you don't think I have the entire Meredith Mark's collection and have been to the store in Park City.

You're incorrect. What does it you'd be deeply mistake.

Okay, do you remember at the end when it was like during the finale when they put the title cards up like what they're doing now and they came by so fast, very very fast. I couldn't we're listen, we're all professional readers. Could not read that.

Yeah, I love reading in the language. I love reading question. Yeah, love so good at it is my first language. Top five Housewives Just you do it? What are your Stacy Rush?

You are crazy?

I watch your QBC videos. He does It's like and it's a proud Christian woman. I love having God right here on my rist. That's a proud Christian woman.

Is No, she is actually a revolutionary housewife because she is showing me that you can be a positive, loving person and still succeed.

And you could have the most beautiful boobs on TV.

And you're the most gorgeously stacked person to ever be on television. Her body is insane body, her body.

Her body is, her body is celsius, her body.

Is look at that, I mean bectish. Let's the most gorgeous woman alive. And to think she's dating a man who will not have sex, that's crazy, and that that's part of what is going on there with miss Let me think about it.

Let me think about it for even more than one or two seconds. Miss gay I think, I think, but we love Stacey. I love Stacy. Brush is in my top five.

Leon. I'm never going to shame an actor who ONTs camera time.

Sure, and you're and you are never going to do that for do you respect the fuck out of those guys?

I respect the fuck out of those guys and the actor out here who's grinding, doing their best, putting one foot in front of the other in this grind we call Hollywood.

I respect the fuck out of those guys. Excuse my language, but it's true. And it's really difficult.

Say for the heart of hearing Meredith Marxist.

People in the back, who I thought, you just said Meredith Marxist, and I thought, that's a good dragon.

That's a great name. Marxist.

Oh my god, I phone list, my phone list? Can I just say when I wasn't call it? When I was in Denver for the holidays, it was this huge event all over Grinder. People were like, We're going to Meredith Mark's Meredith Mark is going to show up at Tracks, this nightclub by the train.

Tracks. It was like the entire town was getting ready for like a presidential visits.

That's an A List Tracks appearance. No, of course, And I was like, I am not. I'm gonna sit now because because of fear. No, we love merit.

Meredith came, obviously.

Meredith famously, as the readers know, came to the Cultural Awards and delivered a great performance and accepted an award in person on behalf of all the ladies, and then came out to the after party afterwards and was hanging out.

She is a good hand.

This is what I was saying about the the title card. I said at the end of the title cards, it said that she's coming out with listening pink listening devices.

Yeah, well she's a handicap. She's a handicapped woman.

But because she thought making fun of the differently understand he makes fun of just abilities now on a really underappreciated line during the whole recording freak out in this burner.

What what is it?

I invited you into my home and then she didn't saying lies and spreading lies, she goes for saying lies and spreading lies.

Like staying and spreading being two different things. For saying lies and.

Spreading lies, she resolutely rock garbage.

Post Meredith Stacey, I just lui Anne, and then I'm gonna say I fucking Luyne.

Oh fuck, I've read.

Oh but we can share the list.

Yeah, this is, this is And I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Alexia, Alexia is pretty good, Alexei is huge for me.

I'm going to say Adriana. Adriana is amazing.

I'm going to say.

Meredith. Yes, I'm gonna say.

If you say, I'm gonna say Doloras Catania, And I'm gonna say.

Who do I laugh at Sonya? Like how is Sonya?

Nonestly? Sonya to me is diminishing?

Can Yeah, sure, Kenya is tough for me because as incredibly fabulous as she is, I don't think I'm like chuckling laughing along honestly.

In good times. Porscha's unbelievable.

And also, you know who I think is actually a top five housewife and I take the good and the bad Erica Jane.

Oh sure, totally. Erica Jane is unforgettable character on television. Yeah. Yeah.

And it's like if we're like paying homage to what the show homage for the zoobie zoos in the room, It's like, that is what the show is. It's a soap opera, and she is a soap opera. I mean literally named to Erica Kane. Oh wow, my soul left my body. Yeah you met her?

No, wait, I don't know who did a hospital, right, Erica Kane?

Is that Susan Luci's character on All My Children and the most famous soap opera character? And it was, But Sarah was on General Hospital? Yes, yes, that is the most iconic thing anyone's ever done.

Well and talk about General Hospital. I didn't know this. I bet I literally, I said, hey, I please, and they were like, are you like kidding because you're a comedian, are you kidding? And I was like, I'm one million on General Hospital?

They were like, so they she's a speech she's a speech therapist, kidding me, She's amazing.

I come in for one episode. Can't do a serious phase going on because you know it is true what they say on so like that in soap operas, you know at the end of a scene it holds on everyone's facial reaction.

Like this, I really do want to.

All I want to do is act and guess what they do one hundred pages of dialogue a day. Do your respect speech? Put respect on that with the so practors. What were you saying with respects? You just did earlier.

I respect the hell out of that.

I respect the hell out of the act you know.

It's it's think about how many greats we've got from soaps. Oh, Telly Rippa, I did.

When I hosted my game show, my Hamster game show.

Let that sink in. You don't even know the half of it. With the Hamster game.

Let's keep who was competing the hamsters. Yes they were, but the human shoe and there they're therein lies.

The I was my co host, Kyle Oh, he did soap operas, and he was like, bitch, you have no idea the level of acting. He said that all of his co stars could. When they were like, hey, you know, the director would be like, can we get one single tiar your cheek?

They would go, which I fuck? Which bit? Which I?

Bitch?

Yeah you can do that? Though you could? Which I you could?

I certainly couldn't, which I.

So at the end of every scene, like they literally do the whole like hold for reaction, hold for reaction, but my crunchy ass literally doing this in my reaction shows. They're fucking I couldn't believe everyone is so fucking amazing acting in General Hospital.

It's like in Okay, you know what, I'm out there. I want to be on General Hospital. I would love to come in and do whatever you guys need. They're not gonna want to let you go.

That's fine. I'll do a recurring period. I would love to.

It is like one take everyone done, everyone's off book, day of day off. They get the script and then they go, got it. Wow, And I know, I legit. Never been more nervous in my life because you're actually with pros who are like they do this.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I don't mean to make this about me. I want to put something out there. What I want to do, a pro wrestling thing that will be really good. Yes, I went. I went to New Japan, New Japan Pro Wrestling at the Tokyo Dome. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life. From children to elderly women.

Screaming, screaming, hilarious, hilarious, acrobatic.

I just I feel it's all my favorite things. Costumes.

John Sena for tips, John John Mandarin speaker, John Cena. Yeah, have you seen him do the ads for log On? Mo?

I guess the Chili Crisp Cam nos Oh for the Chili Chris, he's.

In his trailer. He's like like it's crazy good.

Okay, So for those reading listening watching, Matt wants me in General Hospital badly done, Bowen's General Hospital done. Substance like substance to.

You find out Monstrow is not dead up and it's you, And then you have to go into SNL and it's meta, Oh my god.

And then MONSTRELLI asked us to work on star Marks and she's just gotta be a girl getting her shit together West Hollywood, and like roommates, how did I want you to?

Could you possibly conjure up how you felt when you saw Monstro ilysss Sue And when the text came on the screen that said Monstro, how did you.

You're gonna like think I'm I'm joshing around or kyling around or whatever you're but like, so I want I went to the movie with my friend Heiress, who like does like amazing.

Sorry, oh wow if his name hard two years are I s Heiress?

They Heiress but like the final fantasy character keep going.

Yes, my friend Heiress who does practical effects, who did all the practical effects, and Sarah Vain. We went, we went together and when that happened, legit stood up.

Yeah. Yeah, the more you do it, the last and we were like, yeah, yes.

Because I didn't think people in the theater we saw it with were like streaming, laughing the whole time. But I don't think they. They didn't. They didn't feel like they had permission to stand in cheer. But it's here, it's it's.

It's cheering, yeah, moms show.

I think because I saw it from I saw I saw it at home and I kept and mind you, I was stone. But it was the perfect way, which because I kept turning to Mat it's okay. I kept turning to mant now.

Okay, oh.

Hold. I turned him out and I was like, I slowly sobbed.

I'm just give me some of the other. And now this is a circuit.

We did say we couldn't do holding space jokes anymore for weekend.

This is the last time there's only for you. You're harassing. So this is like you know what I mean, it's different, Yeah.

Holding, I kept saying to Matt. I was like, this is fucking yeah. He did. Minutes in he was like, this is the best movie. I was like this rules. I love that and I loved me. Oh, I loved me.

She's the most beautiful woman who's ever graced the planet.

Sixty two.

You believe that's crazy? How old is anyone? No?

No, no, you'd have to ask them. And it's rude in some cultures, yes, and some cultures that's rude what you're saying.

I'm bouncing around. I'm so crazy. But I was like, it just scared me to think that we wouldn't be bringing this up my neighbor. Wait, this is so back. This is not what we're talking about.

No, say it.

I'm not filing.

No say it.

What my neighbor is a brain scientist?

I don't think that's what they're called neighbor hack aipor legit.

Sometimes I am kind of like, should I knock on her door and ask her if it's normal that I can feel the veins in my eyes?

Is knock knock, knock? Hey?

How are you not me getting an or ring and refreshing that every five seconds? I had a question about I don't know, you're off the clock. I can feel the veins.

In my eyes. Is this normal? Just not the brain? No? No, I'm not seeing the brain.

Everything is everything is because actually isn't.

All reality actual culture number ninety four. It's not the brain, but everything is. We've never had a rule like that, like the gate itself.

Yeah yeah, well I'm saying, is that all reality is consciousness?

So period?

Yeah?

Wait can you walk through that?

It's just like we could all be like literally in my dream.

So you're an egomaniac narcissist, so you're a solitar.

Sorry, we could all be in like Trump's dream.

That you.

Throw it on him.

It's his day, it is what this is all his dream, isn't it.

It's like, I just I'm sorry. I can't get over that he had fucking ymca.

You have to watch The Apprentice. The movie, Oh, the movie. The movie was I love the Friends of the Show soon Yang, I loved it. Well, I I did like The Apprentice back in the day when it was all fun games. Yes, I'm talking about The Apprentice twenty four with Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong essentially The Apprentice.

Referring to the fact that Trump was Roy Apprentice.

You know, I pledged to watch that.

It's really an interesting movie and did it get.

Like a little bit where people worried about it I'll.

Worried about it.

Really, why Sabastian stands Oscar I'm sorry a golden globe. Speech was like we cannot move in fear. Is this leaf distracting? No?

Are you you're okay with it? It's there is rustling. I mean, certainly okay.

But and I just feel like if I were to have a leaf on my head throughout the entire day, I mean doing my job. That's crazy that this is actually our job, right, if I had a leaf on my head during your entire workspace, I would think, well.

A Pokemon, because there's I think there's a Pokemon with a leaf on his head.

There's leafing Pokemon. And you better watch your mouth, Chickarita. Yeah, hello, bitch. I just I have more proof than that's bitch, Chigarita, than that that.

That that I was your friend in you. I was offended by that.

Blow.

Wait, what was this friend? Yeah?

I can't, I can't quote that. That's one of the craziest moments. Garbage, horror, garbage.

The fact that she came back from that with Mary, like the fact that it's unbelievable.

Well, did I ever tell you about I was at Sundance one year.

And this is the same year I went to her store and I saw Meredith at an after party and I turned to her and I just kill Meredith, you know, I root for you and Lisa and she and she literally turns to me and she goes.

Well, explain to me how that would work.

And I was like, oh my god, waid the hell have they healed from that?

I think you just kind of get over things when you're a housewife girl.

When when when fucking Heather said about Whitney like it, whoa a piece of ship?

Yeah, you're a piece of ship. You're a fucking liar. You're a bitch. That's literally like looking at her in the eyes. No you are You're a liar, Lisa, You're a liar. You talked to Whitney last season and you're like, how are you with the girl? How are you doing? And she goes, I'm good because the girls they're all good.

Like she said to me, she said something like everyone knows how to do the show and we're a good casting together. And also I did hear I think Joel saw Meredith somewhere and he was like, so, how are you feeling about the season? And Meredith fully with a big smile, was like, I loved it. Everyone really came to work this year, like they're loving, They're amazing. And k came on the show and you could tell she felt like a queen. You should as she should.

I oh, two things. Please tell me when I'm afraid that when people see me they see brow Why Like when Bronwin walks into the room wearing Ronald McDonald, it's like costume, not.

Mama. Well, she kept saying, Mama, mama, this is fashion. Stop.

I'm I don't get this. See that's not what I'm like right his head. It's like you don't see like hot dog on a stick.

If you're anyone on Salt Lake, you're Lisa Barlowe.

No, no, you're not.

Who am I get this right? Who you know?

I think that you're Lisa and you're Meredith.

That is exactly what it is.

Yes, yeah, that we we saw we saw ourselves. In the first season when Meredith tells Lisa.

And Lisa, why, oh my god, wait, I'm gonna cry.

I'm crying. Wait, I'm crying. No, No, I heard us. I love you guys so much.

I'm really close with them.

It's just really hurting me because we're always friends, you know. Meredith is like, it's okay, wait, I'm gonna cry.

I'm crying. You look like a trampoline with eyes.

Trampoline with eyes under trampoline crying, Angie one foot in the grave, and she come up with that's amazing and reading it she's gotting one foot in the grave and another banana peel?

Can you hear? And you're not laugh It's like I feel that way by the way that you have one foot in the grave, which means what to you, half clown half? Should you do me a really big favor? Can you look up doctor who like skin stretched out person?

Oh, I know what you're talking about.

That's trampling trampling eyes And then wait, can you do this thing? Insert image here?

And also make sure it says subscribe to Lost cultures us underneath it. Do it again? In fact, do it again?

Subscribe to Lost culture says here?

Or should we say subscribe to iHeart.

Y'all?

Y'all are some clowns? Really? For real? Really for real?

What? Okay, my neighbor's a brain scientists?

Yeah, get into this. Should this be a two part episode? Should this be called monsco Serahnical Part one. Oh my, and then we'll do Monstrow Starting a Cold Part two. No, oh, Jesus Christ, I forgot about that.

Me, by the way, me really too.

You really to take it back, especially this week?

Me really too. It's not me too, it's the sequel. Me really to hashtag.

You thought we were You thought we were stomping it out the first time.

No, no, me really to Pussy grabs back. You thought pussy was sitting on the shelf. Well guess what it was sitting on the shelf so long in the in the cabinet, in the dark that it became one of those potatoes with the little arms growing out.

Pussy grabs back, and this time it reeks.

That's actually really good.

Scare him off a little bit.

Well, a culture number one thousand. We've never gone that high, you fucking freak. I came in here and said, you really said it's Sarah's cult.

I'm gonna say the culture that was for me when the pussy is on the shelf. David Lynch, wish you could drink that.

Well he passed. He's dead, dead man, my neighbor's brains side. Yeah, I get into this. Sorry, she said.

That global warming.

That's not a climate sign global.

Okay, because they're shaped the same, a big circle brain in a globe.

That's why my brain's always rolling around my head like a marble.

Exactly did you tell her all this peanut headed? But what did what did she? What did she say? Global peanut headed bitch?

One time my boyfriend drew picture of me that was a little little peanut head and we screaming pay attention to me, and he's called it peanut head bitch.

And now Sarah, whenever she's in a wig, it's like, Oh, that's the most peanut headed bitch I've ever seen. Puhead Bitch's a little head. You have such a good head.

It's a great I love it. I love its full transformation. Immediately when I see you in a red bob or like.

You got obsessed with that one bomb, like you was a blonde, I want to there's something like amazing about I had.

No it's it's an amazing moment when you transform.

I just it's like every it's just like, listen, I am grateful for this job because so many things, but the fact that for a job I get to wear a wag and go oh.

Is she there was a wig that was so perfect on Sarah that and and I don't mean to like out you as anything like narcissistic. It's just it was like I got it because you just kept Sarah and I sit next to each other on Saturdays for makeup and hair, and it really was a moment of Sarah just being like looking at herself for at least five minutes.

I'm beautiful.

Yeah, I did this substance mirror thing. But you were like, you were like so happy. I felt that when I had my Tina Turner wig. I had Ava Turner wig in that Pongo sketch. It was insert image here. Oh and one time I had to wear a Rebo wig.

That was great and it was like I was kind I kind of like, were you playing Reba?

No, not.

Per se, but in a way, well all extras have, you know, it was kind of channeling.

You can't really put a Reba wig on without doing a you have at least once.

That was amazing. I'm pretty good.

I'm pretty good at singing hard.

When you were singing in the hallway and it was resounding and reverberating, I was like the all funny drained out of my body and I was just living in like your honest moment. I was just like, wow, you.

Really, what did your neighbors say? Because you said you beautiful?

What did your neighbors?

Because he's done with me? I need to be so bad?

Okay, okay, pee go go pee girl?

How bad?

Is it pretty bad?

I've been holding it in for at least a half hour. You've been dealing with a lot. But should I go now? But I don't want to lose that. We've been on momentum this whole time.

Okay, So my neighbor said that climate change you you really can.

Tell about here? Trump?

Really? Trump?

Come on now, girl, Gland Trump girl, Girl, yet real girl, get real Greenland?

Really leave it alone?

Really?

What did your climate what did you try brain scientists say about the climate? She said that global warming. You know that global warming is happening because dogs have dog bites are up because they're the ozone dogs that are breathing in ozone and it's making them go crazy. And the first thing I said was Bronwen.

Oh my god. And then your neighbor was like, who yeah, no, literally, you know what's crazy? What's crazy about the Bronwin dog attack?

Is she got attacked by her favorite thing, because you know, she's got all those dogs named after the House of Cards characters, which.

The show is the best show on television today. All my dogs are named after characters from my favorite show, House of Cards, an insane show.

Let me be Frank. Oh my god, you're so fine. I'm gonna light you on fire.

Let me be Frank.

No, you know those dogs were named after let me be Frank. Like, they're young dogs.

And this girl is naming I mean House no Cards twenty thirteen. It was that's an old show, so she must have started binging like a few years ago.

Those dogs look like newer than that.

Yeah, they're not like housebroken.

I mean if she had, she had started the show when came on like many of us did, and then I guess she named her she might have named her dog first. I would imagine her first dog was named Frank, and you'd think the second one was Claire.

Those dogs are old, now, a dog, really old, thirteen year old dogs.

I thought all her dogs really young, and I was like, that's crazy that she named them that recently.

I mean, looking.

From so blessed up.

She started watching House of Cards after all everything came out. After everything came out about Kevin Spacey, she said, not only am I going to start streaming, I'm gonna name all my pets after this.

This is just conjecture. We don't know.

They could be.

Money. You know those dogs have money and everything replaced.

They can get hey, group mind, group of mind, groom mind, groom mind.

When you can get in a rhythm, ride the wave, babe.

One food in the grave and another on appeal.

Look at that melody another one?

You know what I mean? Banana, you need to be.

In the Minions movies. Wait Erica's Erica Jane. We're on appeal for legal reasons. We're on appeal, appeal for legal reasons.

Dumb an evil man? Oh no, but even.

He's iconic.

They car flipped over how many times? Sometimes because there's snowing?

What or what or what or what?

You are?

Ugly?

Just a fuck up?

Kyle?

Hey, girl, girl, what do you have to say to Kyle Richards.

Because after you say it, we're gonna do I don't think's money and then we're gonna let him pe Finally, Please, girl, you gotta speak truth to power. Yeah, who's the power? I think Unfortunately she's the power and we've given her too much of it.

I agree, be honest, Yeah.

Say okay, say I'm gay, or say I was gay for a second, or say Mauricio cheated on me with Derey, just say it.

My take on Kyle is she literally the cameras are only there for her own comfort, because I do think she's dealing with a pretty real thing, which is that she's separated from her husband. He's not around and none of her kids are around. So I think the cameras are there more so that she can have people that she knows there so she doesn't spin out. But she shouldn't be on the reality show anymore. She's not willing to portray her reality, which she's not willing to do

What, fucking you know what? I changed everything I said.

That woman was mald She was, and you made a joke out of it, You made humor out of it, and it was in comedy.

It was human and Sarah, it sucks to sit here while you did that cheering on violence against women. You know what this week? This week, if you don't laugh, you'll cry.

I believe the phrase goes the old adage, the phrase, the phrase just someone looking.

In your eyes. It's too funny, that's too too funny, too furious. That's all you had to say to Kyle? Did you just give.

Yeah, I like and subscribe last culture. Oh, Kyle would have been good in that. You should have been Rose deps roll. Goldie Rose Depp said, Goldie Rose Rose.

Would be funny. Brittany could have played that.

Brittany Bateman, did you see Esperanza?

Yes, clearly you saw it. This is awesome.

You loved it. Your tops year apart in Substance.

My top two of the year are The Substance and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City in.

An Alley Great, So it's sun for I don't think so, Honey. Are famous segments, Sarah, where we take one minute to really take down something and culture we feel deserves it.

This is our moment to do that. Yes, I do have something, don't really have anything? Okay, but do you I really do. And you know you actually know about mine too, I know about it. Yeah, okay, then and then it's gonna be amazing. I can go first.

Okay, this is Bowen Yang's I don't think so, honey, and his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Humidifier. I'm waking up in the morning. You're blasting off all night in the corner. I'm waking up in the morning, lips still chapped.

How come is that?

How come is that Humanifier? If you're not doing the do then I can't give the give in my everyday life. I'm walking around with chapped lips and a chapped ass while we're at it all because the droplets, the mist whatever you do?

What do you do? What do you do?

We actually to logande Astragia, what do you do successfully, Humidifier? To be honest to Trinity, Oh I thought it was still Aganza. Seems like an amazing season of television. Great season, RuPaul's Drag Race season six, and we're gonna be reviewing it, and we're gonna be reviewing We're doing a recap podcast on our Patreon.

Just kidding the Dragon Race review, Humidifier job, Thank you.

That was one minute, But would you say that you were dry as your mother's sort of like join, sort of like vagin Logandra should have won that season.

That was an amazing culture. She should have. Oh absolute, you know what, time starts now.

I don't think so, honey, that Legandra Strondre didn't win season six of Her Boss Drag Race. You're still quoting it. You're still obsessed. Bianca, we love you, We're not quoting I guess I just did not. You know what, Bianca, you deserve. Your victory should have been a tie the Mona Exchange, Trinity Kbonets I shouldn't have been the Legan just should have tore up that win, just like she tore up the whole season, And I feel very attacked

Even more than she already did if they had allowed her her little medicinal fifteen marijuana. And you know what, of all weeks to not let Legan just smoke weed on season six, of all weeks, you picked this week. I don't think so, honey. And we're not headed in the right direction in this country. We're not. And that's one minute.

Does anyone know? Could anyone do the stand up set.

By heart sort of like over John? We can all right get you.

My name is Legan hold on, we need to do it. We didn't pull up and do it and do a reading. Laganja stand up, said I. And also I respect the hell out of her that she will not return to the show. Oh yeah, but I'm sure they've asked many times because who wouldn't want to see that she came back to like absolutely slay e lipsynt the duleep as physical. Yes, that was a total knockout. But she won't return to the show to compete because it's like she's.

Had it good.

Okay, what is it? Hey?

Hey, hey, hey, put your lighter is up. Ganja's in the house. And as you can tell from my accent, I'm from Dallas texts ass. And it was not very easy growing up looking like this, whether I was playing in my grandma's clothes or putting on a show for my well organized, alphabetically ordered penny babies, I wasna gay, ok. But it wasn't until I moved to Los Angeles that I discovered marijuana. I mean, I like to smoke, y'all. I'm just flying High's your receiving hair line?

Oker?

Marijuana really does help me calling down, so, y'all. I went to Valencia where they filmed the TV show Weeds.

Y'all.

It's very dry. It's almost kind of like you're a vagina. Can I get now, y'all, I'm a tree hugger. Because if it ain't green, I'm not interested. Had she done this in a way that, like at the time, really owned it, Like, had she been high.

Done this like it is funny?

Because if it ain't green, I'm not interested.

But this is what I'm saying, is she created what comedy is right, Like this podcast wouldn't exist. You think this podcast would exist?

Do you think the Comedy Cellar was built in the day?

Angie K needs a set at the Comedy cell You need Angie K and Laganja Astroga doing like a travel show. Yes, yeah, absolutely, Okay, I bet ANGIEK smokes some reefer.

Don't laugh, Rebecca, No.

Her house is too pointy.

I would be.

Afraid with the shapes of tips of things, the shape, what else? What else?

Your head? What I said?

Triangle?

My triangle? You asked, like fifteen times.

I'm a visual learner.

Are you.

Look at her house? I go, I would like if I was too high, I would have like fallen down and hit my head. Marble slabs.

I know.

I appreciate a house that's really dangerous to live in.

That's actually my aesthetic hazardous place with where if you even think about bringing your kids, they're gonna get hurt.

Right, don't bring kids into my house.

Don't bring kids into my refrigerator house exactly. My house is ice cold and pointy as ship.

Remember Monica fell down the stairs?

Yeah, mom make Guacamolean said my my green ice cream or something.

Monica's mother, craziest woman.

What was her name? Like Tip Hedrinners that's what it was, Yes, thank you? I fre kind of was that?

What was was Monica's mom's name? What did I sell? You're right, Tippy hed Droun? All right, So this is Sarah's.

Mine's like, you guys are gonna have to edit it out. It's gonna be so brutal.

Okay, oh ship, this is Sarah Shermans. I don't think so, honey, her time starts now, and I'm.

Speaking my truth. This is you know this is true. I know the clock is running out. Don't take my time.

How much I wanted.

Santa Maria Novella, I don't think so, honey, that you formulated my ajuly. I have been wearing the same petuli from Santa Maria Novella for five years. I went to go buy another bottle, spray it on me? I go, I'm sorry. Why is it not spraying sticky? Why is it not so sticky? Why is it not coming out smelling like balsamic vinaigrette and stank and rank? Why does it not? Why does it smell nice? Why does it smell like a dog feat on me? You changed it?

Just the way I like it. This is just super brutal, super brutal, like.

The bottle would be so sticky brown, sticky all over, like sir, you couldn't even touch it. I used to be able to walk into a fucking elevator and everyone and go whoa, whoa, get a job, hippie, And now it smells nice and then they guess, like man, I call and I was like, hey, you guys.

Do stupid monks? Change it back? You freak freakish monks.

Get fu this Italian woman just like no, it's the same. I email every emo. Do the accent bungee or no, no, oh my god, that suck. Yeah, that's a Petuli pizza.

That snl.

Hey no, I'm not Actra downtra and they so you know what I have to do. I have to go on eBay. I have to google Santa Mariano Velo Patuli and guess what comes up. Bottles literally with one tablespoon of the PETROLI left, and I'm buying it for one hundred fifty dollars because that's how badly I want it. And everybody know and that, and that's why everyone on eBay is up charging. Literally I thought it because saraed by and they are trying to upsell thimbles left of

Oh no, I stopped that.

I know what the power of culture, So I don't think so, honey, the gas lighting of women on a day week like this?

Yes, wow, help it was no this was the saga. But I thought it had been resolved. I thought you had found the Petulia again.

Well I found this is what fucking happened. Then I found the bottles on eBay that people were reselling the half of the bottle. But now everybody's caught on that the Petrolia is different. But how does everything now slash on eBay?

But how do all these eBay people have a little roplet left over?

Like?

Who are these people?

I don't know. I literally there's like there's there's there's someone for everyone out there. There's someone for everyone, and it just they they changed it and it smells like nice. And I I liked when I smelled like vinegar. I used to smell when I used to come into my office to smell.

Just Keith and.

Whatever breathing.

You should just put vinegar in the bottle. Vinegar and soy sauce.

Vinegar, soy sauce, stinky socks, that dog pee cat and now smells like grass. I don't think it's honey smelling like nice grass.

Smells like pussy on the shelf.

Well, my time restarted.

I got a uti from holding in this past.

The hemorrhoid of the people is that, well it's hold to get intro for the third time. If it's that more time has passed, it could be Logan Roy going to the brain drive. You piss crazy?

What is that? Is that what happened to Logan Roy?

He went crazy on that one episode?

Is that.

It was your favorite Roy? Oh wow, Kendall, Kendall.

That is just if that's Long Island. Roy triggers me because that's Long Island. That is every person we grew up with down Yeah.

Yeah, if they had had money which around me well whatever, yeah, you're right, that's why it triggers me.

You know, I just remember that you guys are really bad.

No wait, wait, what did you remember.

For the fifth grade talent show my friends did.

Yeah.

They were like, Sarah, you can like be in the back and like press playing the boom box.

That's a traumatic memory. They have to switch out the cards because we've been going for two and so we're gonna end it.

This has been so wonderful. It's great to get to know you a little bit. I don't want to end this. Trust.

The great thing about you guys having booked S n L is now you get to go hang out with each other even more.

And you know what I want you guys to do, write something together this week.

We are I legit. I'm tired from laughing.

It's crazy. We end every episode with the.

Song hey yeah, Hey, Yeah, you can push the boom box into that.

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Podcasts, created and hosted by Matt Rodgers and Bowen Yang. Executive produced by Ada Hasnier and

Hans Sony, produced by Becker Ramos, edited and mixed by Doug Bamimi Flboard and our music is by Henry Komerski,