"Mercy! Ain't Miss God Cuttin' Up Something Awful!" (w/ Aaron Jackson & Josh Sharp)

compelling for everybody on the zoom. Um we're back to recording on zooms in case in case, Um, that's not evident. Uh gosh, this Ellen news, what do you make of it? Let's just talk quickly about surprised at all, Like, let's just wrap it up in a bow and move on with our lives. But but here's what I think Ellen should do. I don't think it's over for Allen. I just think she should pivot. You mean, she should get like an HBO show that's like a mockumentary style thing,

which where she's like herb your enthusiasm. But Ellen is being mean. I think there's obviously a career for her, but she'll have to be actually who she is, which is not so nice um, and she could have a show about that. I don't think it's the end of the road for her. I think it's the end of the road for her as nice Ellen, which was never

never was Mary Jean Gray narrative, There isn't there. Well, yeah, she famously rose from the ashes and then was the phoenix, the dark phoenix, and and so Ellen will be the dark Phoenix. I think where I want to get dark Ellen. Yeah, I agree, I want to get dark Ellen. Porsche is cyclops um. Porsche has to die unfortunately. No, No, I'm just kidding, just kidding. I mean, I do love that Porsche. Is Julie chen Moon veezing the only way to do

it in this town. Um. But you know, ultimately, it's nothing that we haven't said since the third or fourth episode to this very damn podcast, where we were like, Ellen is not actually Ellen. It's not we who said, it's you. You were the person who really I stuck my neck out. I was a whistleblower. You were the pig sniffing out this truffle, and and and I've smelled many truffles in my day, but none as rank as

Ellen's truffle. And when I first put my nose in her truffle, I said, this doesn't smell as good as other truffles I've smelled as a pig. I have other news, speaking of animals, Oh my god, what is this? Remember how I was talking about adopting that dog named Richard and I was going to name him Dicky. Turns out that someone was listening to the podcast and heard me say this and realized they had just adopted that dog. Oh my god, can you imagine a lovely man named dog?

Reader Donovan Donovan Donovan, my friend, my friend Jonathan Va has reached out to me and said that someone got in his d MS asking if we knew each other, and then said yes and said, oh my god. On the most recent podcast, he was talking about this dog, Richard, and that was the name of our adopted shelter dog. Can you ask him if this is the dog? And I saw the picture and it was, oh my god. The dog is a home with a gay couple in Silver Lake. Like it was intended, like it was intended,

like like God intended it. But don't you feel sort of slighted in some way that you didn't end up with Dickie. No, because I don't know. The more I think about it, the more I think, is it the time? Yeah? Sure, sure, sure, I hear you. Would you pick up an animal right now? Dear goodness, No, would never dream of picking up an animal. Oh there's like a yappy little thing down the hall.

It's like four units down. Well, it's really sorry. Our one guest is running off on me since the last time he was on he said, killed them all, kill them all. This is terrible kill is the direct quote. Okay, yeah, why are we wasting any time? I mean, I've been so excited for months at this point to have our guests on. Um, there are they reposed to be on earlier. There are sisters, there are dods. We love them so much.

I mean ostensibly this is supposed to be our like Drag Race recap episode, but like do you do I remember anything from from twelve and All Stars five? I am watching Canada and I'm enjoying and we can we can bring our love. Canada Canada is great. Canada. Canada feels like early seasons Drag Race US. Don't I would agree?

It kind of feels like the girls aren't as wrapped up in the social media element of it all, if you will, And by social media element, I mean sort of in all the ways you can be aware of the fact that you're on TV and representing your brand. Um, it feels like the UK version and also the Canada version are throwbacks to a time when people were just there to compete and be drag brands on television. Brands

on television. Yes, absolutely, Um, well, I mean, well, we'll probably talk about drag race for I would say forty five seconds, and then we'll talk about We'll just catch up and catch up as sisters. As Dodd's right. Yeah, I think we're just gonna catch up. Really, this is really the first time the four of us have really shared a space. And in the New Age we do have to consider zoom spaces and it's actually real culture

number thirty four. In this new age we have to consider zooms spaces and this is now a sort of theater space. You know, yes, this is a theater space. This new way you're saying yes, like this relaxed, like yes, yes. What is this that you're doing is affect you kind of pressured me into into drinking alcohol. I normally don't have alcohol in the house. I was sent a beautiful bottle of vodka, so I poured myself room temperature vodka and coke in one glass. And it's disgusting. I didn't

pressure you to do that. I said that our two guests had to grownies, and I had a grapefruit and makers, which, by the way, is very good. How that sounds good? I mean, die, coke and vodka. That's that's the best I can do. It's the only thing thing I can do right now. But it's it's it is loosening me up and making me go Yeah. I love to hear that you're loosened up. And I know our guests will be so happy to hear this as well. And one

of our guests is a novelist. Yes, a novelist, truly. Yes, Um a best seller, I would say, Look, it's a best seller. In my heart, it has. It feels like a best seller to me, the best just a best seller, like any old book can be a best seller. Listen, it does feel like any old book release nowadays is a best seller. Let's know that's not what I mean. I'm saying. This book, The Astonishing Life of August March has has best selling Energy. It comes out in paperback

next year. Did you know that? I didn't know? And good for you for knowing this timeline, this release. I I know everything. Oh my god, you know everything. And our other guest is not. Other guest is not, but he is. He has been biking and he is getting a fat ass out of you. And listen. If I could pick have best selling book or have fat ass, I think we know what I choose. Girl, What would you choose fat ass? I would choose fat as, No question about it. Don't ask me. You already know my answer.

Don't ask me. Oh my god, I think it might be time. It might be time to let the goose hands sort of from the pasture. You know, yes, the goose hens from the pasture. So everyone please welcome into your ears and lies. They order, Josh, that's not how it works. It doesn't work. Alphabet yes, the last the short time they've been for the week, John, alphabetical order, you stupid horror. You are one of the stupidest people in America. You're up there with are you? Because I

think that it's Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Are you all? Matt but that's alphabetical order. Matt Rogers also the shorter name. We did not. We established this in the last episode, that we it's Aaron Jackson Josh Sharp because for our purposes, it's Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp for alphabetical purposes. No, I don't think this. What do you want? Let's just ask these girls, what do you guys? Have we even run brought on or not? Aaron Jackson? You're here? Hi? Hi? Girls? Wait?

How do you have? How did? How did? How? Is the book selling? It is the number one world best in the world. That is incredible. Gradually, that is incredible. I'm trying not to get a big head about it. It's so amazing. It's right book. It's also the number one best selling world book in paperback even though it doesn't come out. Sales on the advanced sales are outrageous for the paperback. That is huge. Oh my god, girl, If I can help you right now, I would, but

thank you. Thanks? Okay, but wait, can we can we get to the bottom of this? How would you like to be introduced? In what order? And we we have established this, I swear to God, but let's just redo it. I think Honestly, I think alphabetical is just standard. But I do think, well, here's what I think, Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson sounds better, But then I think it does. But does Aaron and Josh sound better than Josh and Aaron.

Josh and Aaron is the way people refer to you, guys, Josh and Aaron when talking about you as a duo. Don't you say? You say, Josh, we have had this exact conversation. Yeah, I'm having real deja okay, but let's let's do okay, Matt, I don't care. Can I say something I don't care about anyone's having. Oh my god, let's I'll concede to Matt. Let's just let's let's do it. Okay. So everyone, please welcome into your ears. Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Thank you for having so amazing. Now, how's

the book selling? It's wait a minute now, I'm having Deja blue front n front title of that. Deja blue, that's my um, that's my drag Race All Star season sixth name. I'm not even gonna do a regular season. No straight blue. Deshaw blue is so and straight to all Stars. I think your interest line should be you don't know me and you know your blue past the competition. That's good, I'm gonna say. It should be like I feel like I've been here before, but I have it.

Then shoot a gun? No, no, why did you bring guns into it? Stopped a paintball gun full of blue paint. No, I don't like that imagery. It will be different by then, The world will be so different. By then it'll be really fun and funny. You're right, You're right, alright, So should we do? Imagine shooting a gun under a Biden presidency, and how fun it will be? Imagine how different? Well like that? Remember when I ran a grounded I constantly sang it made me turn off my fan, maybe turn

off my whoa jo? Are you already hot? I think it's it's tradition. It's tradition that we did not keep. We did not uphold in the second and third time that Josh there came back, but we were shirtless the first time. It was the first time in that damn apartment. I'm very hot now too, because I turned off my air conditioning. Should we all? I just took my clothes off? All right? Now, we're a amazing great job and I think that hot executive producer, and make sure we get

some screenshots of this. Scots to this, will you darling honey checking my post dot com? I just sold it to them, Darling, get some screenshots of this. I will say I love referring to people as a darling. Now well shortless with our cocktails going with his promotional vodka he described as disgusting. I did not name the brand.

Her says video is being taking shot, taking shots. You know what, we should all do a shot, okay, but this is I hate the transaction of will send you something for free and you have to like send us a d M back things. Now. I don't think I actually have to do something for free as well. And I don't think that the that the sort of meaning behind it all is you must now do anything. I think it's just a nice thing. It's the expectation I feel.

And what what I'm complaining about something that is truly mean? Girl. You're complaining, and I'm aware you're complaining about free ship and I'm aware, Darling, Darling, dear, darling, dear, And I think something that I think I will give you, I will I think Aaron originated Darling darling dear, I don't know about that one, darling dear, and darling dear, who's

to say? Now? I do want to share the story that Josh had shared with me, that Josh and Aaron had sort of share it together, so we can share. In the forties, like the the the preeminent drag queen of the forties. We don't know her name to but it's from It's from a podcast called the Bowery Boys. We learned wonderful and they do like New York History, and they're both gay rival podcast, Yeah, rival, any other podcast with gay host that's a rival. And it was

actually it was the twenties. It's okay, And this drag queen went out to the beach with some of her friends and there was a crazy thunderstorm in the distance, really wild, and she said, mercy, ain't miss God cutting up something awful and then was struck by lightning and killed and immediately immediately something awful dead. Wait, that's title of y awful cutting up for cooking up, cutting cutting

cutting miss God cutting up something awful over there. Now do we know if the friends, if the friends perished exactly, they got right into a rowboat where is this coming from where? How did why did that get told on the pods? Now? Oh, these gays, these gays, these gays telling it. It's because Saturday we were at Jacobrie speech and every time there was a big wave, I would say, Mercy, ain't miss godd cut up something awful tonight. Wait, I'm so jealous that you guys get to go to the

beach together and such things. I had sand in my hair today, Still you all went, We all went. Well, here's the thing I might swim. Trunks were too tight and I shaped my inner thigh. I have a rug burn in my inner thigh. It's the most painful paint I've ever experienced. To stop being a home stop where stop being a thick go dude? Maybe maybe it's you too, are always being salacious and you're always trying to get everyone to go nude, and you're always being very salicious.

You too. I don't know about you too as an influence on Bow and I don't. I don't one second. We'll come out here and get your girl. I might have to come out there and get my girl from the clutches, like the likes of you does. Faggy Talents we've got him gripped good feedom faggy talents out of my sister. One question I have is how many times have you guys been going to the beach together in

your little pod? That was the only time. I was sort of my first time out, my first little outing where it felt sort of semi permissible to be social, right, you know, outside with friends. I'm actually making my way to the East coast this Friday. You didn't tell me this. You are going too long. Haven't seen my parents since Christmas? So this is Christmas good reference. So this is Christmas. Hey, you guys know this one. I don't want a lot fuck Chrism No, keep I need more, keep singing that

there was just one thing that God's good person. I saw you get dragged on your Instagram for just enjoying music. Can I talk about how I was dragged? Wait? What happened? Yeah, what happened? What happened? I did? What had happened was but I did what I thought was a nice thing. And I for my beloved boyfriend Jared's thirtieth birthday, I got him a record player and also like the beginnings of a record collection, like a vinyl collection. Someone someone

shaded you for the for your player. Yeah, they shaded me for having a cross Lee because I also bought one for myself, and I was like, this is fun. And now I've started my very own record collection. I'd love to tell you guys what I have. I have a lot of good stuff. Um Like right now, Twain

come on over and staring me in the face. Um But anyway, I sort of was listening to old Mariah album and I like posted about it on instant because I just had to share in the joy and the dragon I got for owning a cross the record player. People telling me that Mariah deserves better. I make money. How could I like people saying that's going to damage my records? All these drags and such, And they didn't stop the entire twenty four hour period that the story

was out. What's so bad about the Crossleys. I don't I don't really know my record players. So I'm told that they're more for show and that they might not be the best brand for record playing because they might damage the records a little bit. But you dog, you're a damn show that the show darling category toys bitch, As I always say every time I walk into any new room. Tag my fat ass with a big bow, bitch, best in show. Ho tag I said, with a big

bow bitch. Hell yeah. And then you know, some lady in a blazer wants to look at your asshole make sure everything's right. Yeah, And I tell her, you know what I tell her? I say by Karen okay, And she has that we are political and which when what does she say back? She has nothing to say back? Oh yeah, because she walks away on her little biscuit one in sheels and shame. Yeah, she moves away in shame and her visor be falling off off And I say, honey,

turn around and pick up your visor. No one's going to pick it up for you. Which which? Which? Which? Which? Is that? Like a wet witch? Eat? What can I say something to the three of you? I don't know three more wetches than you? Really? Oh, Mercy, ain't msg something night. I know some watches that are not on this zoom bill. You know a lot of the girls from Drag Race season twelve five, Canada's Drag Race. Aaron is not. We watched that one episode, but you're not.

I've seen one out of order. Yeah, I I can't get um. Due to Sony, I streamed through a PlayStation four all these apps, and due to Sony's laws with World of Wonder, I can't get that app and I don't want to watch it on my laptop. You need to bite the bullet and get an Apple TV because the back our gay overlord. Give him more of my money, Daddy,

I have just spread it. I would spread it for him. No, Well, to go back to the crossing thing legend cross but please Well, like it's it's like when people say, like, well, androids are better phones. It's like, yeah, but I'm going with the iPhone. We sorry, excuse me. I'm just gonna be getting everyone's MS back and saying get out of here, wetch that's good? Or why don't you why don't you respond? Wow? This really hurt my feelings. And then block wait for

the scene and then you belong You know what? At what point do you pop off on a on a d M and you go, you know what? You better? You better, you better cut it out because there are some watches out that you better cut it out because that really hurt my feelings. Hey, listen here, you better cut it out. Yeah, Well, let's talk about drag race, because that's why you're here. And then I let you gotta go. As I want to say a caveat at the beginning, as I always say, all of them are

more talented than me. I'm not going to compliment. Yeah, other than my number one world best seller, The Wishing Life of August Mark. You think that the number one thing the world is talking about iss Corona, No bitch, They're all astonishing life, astonishing line, stishing life. I had a lot of fun in Cannon though. Was honestly, it was so good, you guys, they were what are we

talking about? UK? I thought they were all good and it reminded me of like Season five when after the first couple went home, I was sad every time one of them went home, which now I'm like, that never happens. That never. Two things that have made it into Aaronized vernacular. One is I don't think to te with like when he was like a red a red wig and a silver dress, I don't think, yeah, that is really good thing. And also Kenneman ke I was addicted to drugs. What

drug ken? But apparently Back of Chips is a full on tory, like that's tragic, but she's just like, yeah, I read it, and I don't think. I don't think she is. I read an article that was more like she's just one of those sort of like hmmm, I don't know, kind of like you know, equally that stupid. I feel like in a couple of years she'll come around and be like maybe stakes so she's she's like a full on Taylor Swift. But yeah, yeah, she's more.

She's richer. She's richer. It's richer than Taylor. Wait you think, oh my god, well, don't tell Taylor that she'd be so upset she'd write another sad album. Did we agree with Do we agree with the Vivian winning? Yeah? I didn't really care. I thought she was great. I sort of wanted, um, I love but Davina I was sort of rooting for. But yeah, the Vivian made sense. What

a Cheryl Hole had? One that would have been like, I love, honestly Cheryl Hall, like my favorite name of any drag just Cheryl Cole but not cold, it's whole. And when she met her and she was like so touched and she's like, my name's named after you, my name Cheryl Hole. It was so funny. I love that the Canada names are out of control. That there's a Boa, a Bobo, and a Jimbo all in the same seasons. But they're all fantastic. Yeah, but Jimbo is Jimbo is

everything and more it. Jimbo is like once in a once in a franchise. Yeah, Jimbo is like the Jimbo gives me the last, gives me sure, sure, serving you sort of story pirate synergy. Oh that's fun. Now, wait, elaborate on that. He's cute. Well, Pianca, I think it was on a kid's show or something, right, She's just sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, and very animated with the with the arms and yeah. Don't they film or that was when we were children. Didn't they film? Like every Nickelodeon show in Toronto? A

lot of them, like The Secret What was Her? Shelby Woo, the Mr and Alex Mack and they filled all of those. And wait, but Roger, you would know. Did they shoot the audience shows in Orlando, like at studios? Yes, they did at the at the Universal Studios, Florida, the Double Dare and of it all Legends of the Hidden Temple. I don't know about that. Actually, how about guts for sure with Michaelmalley. But that was when they had the

Nickelodeon studios. At Universal Studios, you could go and like, um, watch a tap while you were in the park. You could go watch the taping of a show. Yeah, put your feet up. Yeah, absolutely, have a glass of cheers or whatever it's called. What's what's called? That's it, that's it. You got it. All the children as the green Glodian world and have yack dacks glasses. Pour a hot glass of jes courtesy of Bowen's coworker Keenan. Wow. Do you ever just look Keena in the eyes and say you

are so iconic? I say that every time. I really is. He is iconic. He's been a sketch actor since he was fatile fatile blast. Like another Emmy nomination for him, And can we just say stop being cowards give Keenan

the Emmy. Yes, everyone in the Television Academy, myself included, is a faggot until they vote for Keenan, and then your your faggotory melts away because you finally made a sensible decision in your life, sensible meaning straight, and you're no longer a Keenan should win, and I hope that our our endorsement did not hurt him just now, but no,

he should win. And honestly, also we have to say shout out two friend of the pod, friend of this quartet, d see car Darcy, Miss Card and miss Arrow can finally, finally and couldn't happen to us Weader Peach, Oh my god. I think the last time we all saw each other was when we were on the Zoom for your book release, Aaron, Oh my god. And Darcy was before it was the

number one, That was before the Whirlwinds. The Whirlwinds and Darcy sort of ran the room and the zoo Zoom was this zoom was really staffed, and it really gave you best seller energy totally. It just it just it just pretended that, I think, And it was really fun for you all get to meet um my all woman team at HarperCollins who are all iconic and all you know, like they really were iconic. They were really iconic. They

were all zooming from like the most gorgeous shelter island. Yes, like, oh I want that life nowhere near a major metropolitan now that I'm thinking about it. Do we literally know half of that category because of course we get to give un up for Betty, Betty Gilben nominated again and finally huge deal on Chief. We know half of that category, more than half. But I think it's like there's literally

there's nominees in the category yet. Yeah. So actually I won't do the math until you do the reading the list of the names. Darling, Dear, Darling, dear. I think it's because you want to know why there's eight because they have these weird rules now where it's like the number of people that are submitted dictate how many spots

there are in the category. That's why in like Sketch series there's only three big millennial energy of everyone get surprized, and I think that not everyone should get a prize, and I think it should be our four friends and of course be amazed like Alex Botstein for the Winds. Oh my god, I can't wait for Alex Borstein to win another Emmy and then over Zoom promote her line of like I don't know, like she's alive, she designs like I think, like I want to say, bras I

don't I mean like, I mean, no, she hasn't. She's running a damn business. A damn day. She was really good in The Nurse and the Nurse Show Getting On. She was really good as Miss Swan. She was really good. Bowen really stands Miss Swan. I don't stand Miss Wan like you're on this podcast saying you can't do this. Now I'm saying no, or my my feelings on Miss Swan can develop over time. They can be complicated, complicated. No, I want to put getting on. Everyone on that show

is amazing. Laurie Metcalf out Sports NC Nash is so good. She was playing like grounded and like straight manning Alex Borstein and Laurie, I'm like, that's incredible. And Lori, Lori Metcalf, I mean, that's some of the truly some of the best acting because she she was insane yet seemed completely real, insane yet like like like competent in this in this like high power, high status role, like such a fun role for her to play. And she said she's on

the stage. She's always on the stage, Miss Hillary and Clinton, and always had that same theater. Every one of her shows is at the same theater. Is the booth the booth, No, no, no, it's the They did a doll's house where I saw her in a doll's house. I saw her in three and they have a lot of the plays because they have limited runs and then they have smaller houses, which is better for a play than like out Wicked. You know that was good. Thank you, I'm trained. Okay, talk

about how you went to school with Katherine McBee. Yeah, I did go to school with a fun She's so nice. She was always really sweet and she dropped out I guess her junior year to go do Idle and she

was the class ahead of me. But a really fun story, um is that it was between her and my sister for a part in the main stage, and my sister got at that the story and McPhee foster eat absolute ship that said, have fun learning my lines as the understudy and not going on dear she said, which she said, here's the line for the understudy, which say hi to Simon Cowell for me fun losing to to a middle aged man named Taylor middle aged, but he had there.

He actually suffered from looking middle aged. But that's unfortan. I mean, you can't win where is he? Well, he could win. I did win playing his harmonica, but that was prey. They like they didn't allow them instruments yet, right, that's when of all boys like that, like guitar just held the mic stands. It was where they were like you could tell they felt like really uncomfortable with their hands. They just started holding they would just hold the mic stands. Yeah,

Dawtry would like basically holding at an angle the whole time. Yeah, and you're like, you need a guitar. Daughtry was Carrie Underwood season Yes, sir, that was no, no, no, that's wrong. So Carrie Underwood is the season four and then Kathy McPhee came in second season five. Daughtry was four or three and the Elliott three was all the gals. You was Jennifer Hudson getting like twelfth place, right. I just want to take it back and say it's the John

Golden Theater. I figured it out. That's what Laurie loves. Hold on wait, wanted to wanted to put the Alex Borstein thing to bed really quick, to put with this with this factoid, did you know? And I will check with him about this again, but he's brought it up many times. Jared Frieder and my boyfriend is distant cousins with Alex Borstein. Okay, you know to something? Okay, Why,

here's something. My grandmother is from Kentucky and really into genealogy, and she says that our people used to come from North Carolina, which is where Josh is from, and said that we are sharps in the past. So she says that we're because she's like that friend of you is you know that you write write with that your cousins, and I'm like kissing cousins. That's why it's uncomholy what we have done? How many times sexual partner? For I

don't know the exact number. We always just say too, but it's it's maybe three or four, right, I think it's like a it's a loose it's like what do you count? Time? Yeah, what do you count? Sometimes maybe it's twelve, maybe it's one, you know, but great idea. I don't really know what to count sometimes. But the rhythm of the joke works best with two. I agree.

And when the joke was born, it was true. We were two times sexual partners at that when we started saying that, and then we when we hooked up again, was like, let's just keep saying too. It's funnier than three. I mean, how do you said three? That would have made the audience that regularly comes to you. I believe that what it didn't happen. We did reference that, we did the same joke, and then of course said, actually we have again it's three, but the joke doesn't scan,

and then just moved right on. So we did I think ourselves. I think I might have been there for that traw. Actually, you know, I famously went to a lot of your shows, wasn't um. I hope she makes it. I hope she makes it her. But Julius is the one that's in real danger. Well now they've got they're open for reservations, you can go and have a drink. And they did raise money on their fundraisers, so I'm sort of hoping that maybe that got them in a

better place. Also, Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper had seen them in and out of that bar like leaving it. And if I think, if you are that rich and have gone there, take care of it, darling, take take care of the bar. If Julius closes, we all all of us baggets, get our pitchforks and storm Anderson Cooper's you know, fucking mansion and say how could you not you know you have seen you in there. How much do you think the monthly rent at the duplexes four

or five dollars? I'll tell you what. It's easy enough for a Vanderbilt to afford, that's for sure. Dang No, I'm talking about the duplex. Oh, the duplex. Du The duplex is big. Well Anderson Cooper Field spitting chew and tobacco out the side of his mouth. I have no clue what the duplex rent. Actually, I'm not good with these real estate neither of mine. I know that the Cowgirl in the Village, that restaurant is something insane like thirty thousand dollars a month, and that was like a

while ago. Um, so I can't imagine it's cheap. Then my thing is like how are the how That's the crazy thing is it's like, you know, you hear about how these places are doing even in regular times of economic quote unquote prosperity. Now it's like, how are they doing this at all? Restaurants are always even successful. Ones are like a breath away from closing. Yeah, we can't be losing the duplex. We can't be losing well. I

think Stone Landmark, Stone is gonna be fine. Duplex is not Duplexus a historic landmark, despite what they'd have you believed by who they've painted on the walls. You know, yeah, sure, despite the fact that every show starts with New York's historic Cabaret Theater. Well, you know what ms streisand should chip in for the do Yeah, Babs, Babs should save Duplex Andy, Yeah, what do you? Allen should save the Duke play Tony Tony upations all can be forgiven? Wait

that wait, I have to tell this story. That's one

of my favorite times. Right before pandemic, I went and finally saw a baby te brunch with Charlene and dulphin Bushwick Tyler Ashley, where you know they do this like four hour long NonStop drag show, and at one point last weekend, at one point they were in the middle of the pop sweet and there was like, you know, about forty minutes pop songs and Michael Michael Jackson's Free Willie song came on and Tyler was sort of like lip sinking, and Charlene was on the other side of

the restaurant, sprinted across just to grab the mic right when Michael Jackson started and go all is forgiven and the artist I've ever laughed, she ran just to say that. Just yeah, they're back to doing it on the roofs. Thank god, thank god. Well the last thing he did it on the roof there was no audience, but this time there was an audience of masked people outside sitting. You know. Um, they were doing that drive and drag here in l A. I know that looked fun. You

know who went the other day was Ben Platt. He said it was really fun, and then I went, I was inspired to try to buy tickets last night and then they were all sold out. But I heard they're posting a lot of content. I also saw that young girl posting a lot of content, especially with um miss Plastique. Oh yeah, of course was the Lasts Queen. But Plastic did some crazy number. Yeah, they were all doing crazy numbers. Violet was doing her aerial stuff for silks. Angie can

really dance more than I knew she could. Well, that's why she got brought on to be an assassin, and then they gave her some like Joni Mitchell's to me. Can we talk about that? Wait, let's let's rein it in for a second and talk about and and the lip sync Assassin of it all? Did this work for you girls? And didn't? Really? I loved it because it was a way to like see all your faiths again without having to see them on All Stars, like just at which they all have been on, or a lot

of it. It was just like, I don't know, it was fine. And I loved that we got sort of a masked singer moment every week where they would say a bunch of guesses that were wrong as you were like seeing their boots be revealed. It would every week the Trinity, Trinity, Trinity is in the chase. They'd all just be saying names. I loved the Assassin. I thought that was a fun advent in drag Race All Stars technology, Yeah,

I thought it. I thought it kind of fucked up the numbers a little bit, or the winds or the thea if you're lost and when you want it felt like shameful. Witch Cracker lost all of hers or did she win the last one? Oh? Yeah, that one was like not even fair? That was that didn't count? She tied Morgen Vick Michaels Right, Oh, I forgot that that one was a tie. I'm saying like um like Juju.

If they had done the traditional All Stars two through four format, then Juju bi would have definitely been in the top two, like at least three three weeks, except I think they wanted jujuno in to stand up challenge. You mean the the like you're in the bottom, or or that no, there's or that there's two winners and then the two winners lips saying for your legacy, right right, right, yes, then Juju would have been on top everyone. Yes, you're right,

would have been to Shay. I was very happy Shay one. But I will say I have always loved ju since season two, and I thought she really did a wonderful job. Yet again, I was I was, I was part of he was expecting her to not, you know, sort of modernize with the culture the shifts that have happened since season two. But I feel like she's just like just as wonderful and compelling like as she was back then.

And I'm just like, oh yeah, she's like Catia level like narration, like just wonderful and just funny in the challenges and made the final three every single time she's been on the only plus to her not winning is I hope that just every other year they bring her back to make up freak, like just forever, just be like every other All Stars and Juju bi Yes, yes we love. I thought the Top three was great and the only person I missed being there was Alexis Mateo

because I think that actually top four. I wish she had been Top four. Yeah, Alexis Matteo was killing it and being so funny without really trying, which is I think the best way to be. And and then it

was involved in drama, which is great. Girls were acting like they hadn't been on the show before and like stirring up ship, where I was like, wow, you've even been here, and they had like Juju Alexis and India like real queen queens before drag Race, so they're like I'll talk shit, I don't care, which was fun but whatever, we don't. They were like being here is not a given for me. So the fact that you're allowing me any platform, I will do whatever you want and a

giant I wish had stayed longer. But she also was stirring up ship when she was there. She was like, well Derek told me this, you just got here. I like those Queens. We do love we we we touched on this last week. We do love Derek though at this point, yeah, I love Derek. Derek is Cannon. I wish Derek had lasted a couple more for the India Derek drama was funny. Nobody was killed, nobody was killed, nobody was killed, Pole died, people died, where people were killed,

Nobody was killed, nobody was kilt. Ultimately, it's like, yes, was it a knockdown, drag out win for Shay Ultimately yes, because in that final challenge, there was no one to compete with her, like she essentially is her drag is like that engineer to do that execute that like big old pop star moment at the end. But I will say I don't think it was the clear win that Alaska's was, And I don't think and I think that there weren't think I don't know. But but ultimately, yes,

was she the winner? Yes? But Bowen and I were saying all season long, like who was the star of the show, Who was the most fun to watch it? You know, it's like, yeah, there's more than one winner, really, really really when you think about it. And I want to say about season twelve, really really quickly. Um, she's incredibly talented. I had so much fun um hating Crystal Method the whole season. She's she's very very good, very good. Loved to make fun of her. Also very a different

kind of story, pirate synergy from Crystal Meth. Crystal absolutely stop now, just like I pulled all the wigs out of that old suitcase. You know, we love that performer that goes out there and it's like and they're like, oh god when they when they did the political challenge and had to like, um, you know, improvise, and then the judges were like, you kept saying you'd bring glitter the White House. That's so funny. It was like finding your weird Crystal. She's really embracing her weird. No her,

I'm sorry, we love Crystal Method. Doing Poppy for Snatch Game is one of like the worst choices that's ever been made on the show. She should have been in the bottom, that she shouldn't believe she was, because she was like rarely in the bottom and she never was never in the bottom. Yeah, are you serious? I was surprised at how much I liked Canada Snatch Game. UK Snatch Game is one of the best snatch games of all.

But Snatch Game was great. I haven't seen it yet, I haven't seen no spoilers, but what's wild is My only complain about Canada so far has been like I'm having fun, but I I like wish it was more like UK where not a lot of them are funny to me other than Jimbo. A lot of them are good drag queens. But I'm not always laughing a lot at Canada. But Snatch game is so solid. What was it? Who was doing? What did you want? Do you guys want to know? Yeah, jim So, I can't believe no

one's done her crazy. And it's not even that Jimbo's impression is great, it's just so it doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to But Lemon does Jojo Siwa and it's, you know, very fine, but it's funny. I laughed a lot at it, and then um Scarlett it Bobo does liesa. But it was bad. It was a bad life. It was a bad Liza that again I laughed at a lot, like love. The impressions were bad, but I was laughing the catchphrase like Bobo's catchphrase that she kept saying even

in the workroom when she was like work shopping. It was it fucking liesa. But it's like Liza Minelli never said that, did she. I love that that clip of Liza getting stopped by a TMZ and they're like, you can't sing, and she sings, and then but then when they're shutting the door, she goesank caring. We talked about it this that Brendon's Canals episode thank You, Thank You for Caring. Oh, it really is a tragic, beautiful, it's funny than the bio pig title. That's the biopig title,

thank you, I hope not you. You're my mentor to you my mentor to You're my mentor to thank you, I love you. You're my mentor to she She also improvised quote unquote on James Lipton's inside the Actor's Studio and and then they're like playing music under her improv and she's the actor's studio improvising with another again no one's there, but like um to no one. And at the end she's like hey, you know, like where's your doing or whatever. But then at the very end she's like,

don't forget me. And I love that. Well, that's the last line of Judy, don't forget, don't forget about me. Promise you won't and we won't. Judy won't. What's the most fucked up thing you've done during quarantine? Wow? What's the most? I will say this, I'll say something. The other day I had four meals full? What were the between between the hours of eleven am and seven pm? Not even a day? You want to know what the meals were? Yes? Please full? Orange chicken and chow mean

both that one meal? Oh? At breakfast? Then at one I ordered three pies or apple crumble are hand pies to apple crumbles and a blueberry crumble. Ate them all and no coffee. Jessie Mueller baking you the pie, singing sugar apple. She was singing apple to be pie, A good pie joke. Then at three thirty I ordered two chicken casas from Taco Bell. And then finally at five thirty, I made myself a gigantic bowl of pasta. Not only four meals but sauce. That's what I'm saying. The first

medal even thirty, the last at five thirty. I felt wretched afterwards, but I was like so hungry. It was right at you are high, no sickening. Remember the Chihuahua Yokiro Taco Bell, Yes, we love that chihuahua. That bitch, that wetch that wetch is a moment of culture. She really should have. It was like the Budweiser frogs where we said we love animals talking about our foods or drinks. We love that. Back then that was really cutting in.

We just like go off. This was the air Bud, you know, generation a dog talking was sort of yeah, Airbud didn't talk, did he? But know what he could do? He could play sports and not just wops. He did all sorts of sports. Well, his children went on to play soccer or football as it's known internationally. What's what's Josh, what's the most sucked up thing you've done? What's the

most fucked up thing? I feel like I should have cataloged how many times, but they certainly were like days that I like managed to come like six times in a day. You know. I also just thought that, like, I think my record has been six where the penis hurts, yes, exactly like a full like teenager like style masturbation day. Yeah,

the balls don't move with the balls leak nothing. Sometimes like I'll just have jacked off so much that it will just be like, yeah, yeah, a spider crawls out, which was a curse, and then yeah, and then immediately dies. Wait wait spoiler though. Jimbo does steal a joke from you guys in her Snatch Games as Joan River. She goes, there's a bit and towards the end where she keeps going, my vagina keeps falling out, there's a bumping. No, she goes,

that's my vagina, it keeps falling out. Well, that's an Aaron and Josh joke. When that joke exists on film, No, that we did not copy, Jimbo, it's a pre existing joke. She must have seen a basement show at Upright Citizens in the Game in the year two thousand four of Our Lord in the univer two, the year the Best Picture winner was Unfaithful Bill Clinton had just known the presidency, Clinton newly in office. Well, I mean, what about you, Aaron,

most fucked up thing you've done? Okay, Well, this is sort of a fun thing that happened to me as I got mono that attacked my liver and I had to get an m R I and um because I got to the hospital. I went to the hospital during corona, during corona virus. Is this when we thought you you might have had it? Yeah? I thought I had corona and that turns out it was mono that turned into like seglo metavirus or something. All the doctors, all the doctors slip into my d M s and tell me,

I'm right, Umgovira and what is that? What is that? What is that? Well? I don't understand how you could not know from my explanation, it's what happens to mano when to attack your liver? Who are you? I'm He's right. Who were you kissing that you got mono? Which famous I know from having it in third grade? Who are you kissing on the liver? Who are you kissing on the liver? I kissed my husband by law, but I

don't know if I got it from the common law. Um. And then so I had to get an m R I. And while I got at m R UM, they like are in your ears and like what music do you want to listen to? And I really panicked, but then I said, could you put on The York's Homogenic? And then like, um, the you know, they shoot cold like liquids into your veins, so it shows up on the while like New York was playing in my ears and and I liked it. And that's my god, science free.

You actually are a science project for free, I said, I like this cold ship in my veins while the York sings to me. That's why I was sucked up. But when all was the most sucked up thing you've done in Quarantine thus far, I think it was just the other my curtain rons came undone right here, I'm pointing to them, right there, my curtain ron just like look stunning. Well, yes it's fixed, buddy. I hired a task grab It to come in and he came in

and he had like glitter nail polished. I was like, okay, um, didn't nothing happen. But there was a moment I was like I could, I could flirt with this guy and like whatever, But then I decided not to. And that's the most sucked up thing you did in Quarry. That was flirting with a guy. And then not that I was like this close to potentially like fucking a stranger in my own apartment. A task grab it in my

damn COVID era apartment. Very just to let you know when you said and I didn't lightning, I'm not kidding. Lightning and thunder mercy. Is this the hurricane? Are we getting a hurricane? Yeah, Isaiah's Isaiah, but it's fully a hurricane. Now I think it's a tropical storm. So I think it's apt microwave dinners. Well, this is what the thing I did today was I ordered to Seamless dinners, but one is for tomorrow because I don't feel like ordering delivery.

To me, I do that all the time. I'll always got more from the same restaurant, of course, but ordered one dinner from cave or ordered ordered a different dinner from Seamless because you didn't want to just order something again tomorrow. I didn't want to make a delivery person go out and tomorrow in the rain and because of the storm. Okay, I get it now, and I actually I believe you just have a Nobel prize. Yeah, but it makes me feel sucked up because I'm just the

glood of the food I'm just looking at. So there's just there's there's truly so much food in my apartment right now, Like I haven't refrigerated the second meal. I just feel very just combobulated. And that's my ship. That's my ship. That's everyone. Take a shot. Take a shot of your drink. I'm almost gone with mine. All right, here's to the girls. Wait did you like when you maybe already talked about this? Did you watch the Sondheim

Zoom Show for his birthday? I didn't. When the when the three icons saying ladies who launched, Christine Baranski and Meryl Yeah, yeah, that was amazing. It was really really that was I will say in regards to that entire Zoom night, most of it was good. And then it felt really cheesy, very like absolutely musical theater soul, like here we are on Zoom, like giving you everything we've got, like you know, um, which which felt right, you know. I also love any any one of them deciding that

they wanted to broadcast that they call him Steve. I love you, Steve, and you're super close. I also love like Mandy and Bernie being like acapella. It's just like no, p just too good for it, too good for it. Mandy Patinkin might be too good for it, though Mandy, Mandy is too good for it. Was so hot and Sunday in the Park, go back and watch that, like and the Princess Bride. Well, yes, but Montoya so hot, but that that's not him doing, that's not Mandy doing man. No, yeah, exactly.

But I did have a crush as that as a wee school girl. Yes, I don't think that Carrie l was. Ye. I was kind of into them all except the ones I wasn't. Don't. Don't you think that Taylor Swift she should write a musical version for Broadway of The Princess Bride. Now, Adam Gettle was was doing it, but I believe was released. I think that Taylor should do it because I think that I'm trying to think about what probably musical she should do, like sort of how Sarah Barellas did Waitress.

And I think The Princess Brian is perfectly tail is brand, yeah, maybe even more. But it's got princesses, it's got princess it's got romance, it's like jokes And I love Taylor, but I don't know that she's funny. Well, then here's what you do. You complete and utter fag. You hire someone who writes a good book. Duh know what I mean? Don't you imagine like some funny songs between two like funny character. I think you haven't really listened to Taylor

because she actually can be quite a comedian. I don't know about that, and gorgeous when she goes alone, she goes. I guess I'll just go back home to my cats alone, and she goes because you want to come along? I love that classic setup punchline. Yeah, I'm here here, I am clutching my damn sides, laughing and so damn hard the way I'm looking at you to telegraph that I'm mad. H huh, very good. When I had a dog before

she died, well, this is this is bad. Lady the dog one time she saw a dog across the street and went but she just like how would you say, jetted her neck out, but like her butt on the ground. The way lady threw her a dirty look the way lady, side of the way lady her, the way she threw glad,

the way she threw Now, this is a fun game. Okay, Okay, let's some other pop stars and let's assign them an existing Okay, to be clear, this is to write original songs for It's not like you're going to x Y No, no, no, not there at work they're writing. Or Okay, here's someone who I think is a mess but would write a good musical. I don't know what one. With jesse Ja, I feel like would write a good musical of what

existing property, that's the game something like. I do think she would have done a good like mean Girls, you know, like very like Party in the USA, like kind of she wrote that tune less. I think she could write something like one of those between or maybe Clueless the musical. Oh yeah, j j would be good. Yeah, Matt. Matt disagrees. I feel like jesse j should do something more like like British adapt or like something like that, like or like bad Education or something, or like what's it called

what's the Netflix thing section? Sex education? Yeah, okay, how about wait are we allowed? I'm gonna just say kind of property. Rihanna does Cool Runnings, the musical, Honor Hurt Your Making Roots. She's from Barbados, complete fools, not calling you in, calling you up, calling me in, calling me in hell and down right now and shutting you down, the only one Rihanna. Rihanna should do The Godfather. Okay, I agree with Rihanna. That's rule up, rule up. Culture

number nine God and lyrics and music. Okay, how about this? It would be really good Joanna Newsom Shuler's list. Yeah that that actually like she's not Jewish, but other than that doesn't need to be. Just like Rihanna doesn't have to be Jamaican to do cool runnings. Very true. Yeah you found that said to honor her Jamaican darling dear, I just too. She has to making citizenship at least so God, Okay, thank god she watches the passport Alright,

let me write hurt you making passport write this. Feel the rhythm, feel the rye Jamaica. We are a Bob sled team. There's already a song in a Yeah, there's there's a gorgeous music okay, and it would be very beetle juice. That would be jump in line and time and bring the house would do a good beat. Would have done a good Beetle jice. Oh yeah, Goodaga should Gaga should do like something weird like psycho psycho the music psych like in the Shower No Shoulder and psychot

should do the sounds of lambs. That's really good. Wait now I'm like excited about these as if they're happening. Well, I'll call them. I'll call them all, call them, call them all. What should Mariah do? Something? Grand Maria? What this girl Mariah was supposed to like work on me and girls? That's she should do a Christmas musical. She should do the grande the music should home alone like a boy soprano, whistletone to the fucking odds. Mariah should

do Die Hard. Mariah should do in Bruise another Christmas film. I love that. You know what Katy Perry should do, she'd be a good one too. Katy Perry should do um Once upon a Time in Hollywood. Yeah. I thinking Katy Perry should do My Little Pony the Stage musical. Yeah, Little Bony Right? Can I say I'm still not over Daisies. I love Daisy's by Katy Perry the Alpha. I don't have much to say about it, Frankly, the album concept is so unfortunate. Smile, and she's in sucking a clown

costume and I don't think it's that bad. It's bad she is not at this at this stage in her career. She should not. She's regressing. Dear, you know, you know what you need to do. Smile. What do you think of her Matt, have you watched the New Idols? SE's I do not watch the New America listen in the in the beginning of Core when it was like oh god,

oh god. But now I watched some of this season of Idol, and Katie Perry really was giving it to me as a judge in like a camp way that she was sometimes I can't wait a wig and I can't even think of what she was dressed as. But like sometimes would just be like fully like a remote control, like a cardboard box, and everyone be like, what's what's this form? And she's like, I don't know, and you're like, okay, She's like in her home with a ring light, like

dressed in a big like refrigerator. She definitely was like an earlier season she was dressed up like a Disney character and she did that was Disney Day though at least, but she kept a character. Yeah she was Ursula, oh yeah, and she was in characters and she was giving like negative critiques like in character. I did like the way you say, it's like, that's that Carol. She should have, yeah, Pat Carroll, she should have just pretended to steal everyone's

voice and given no critiques. Are you guys excited about Melissa McCarthy becoming Ursula? I think that could be fun. It's fine, it's fine. I love Melissa McCarthy. I just I don't know. I don't know who They should have given it to a drag queen. I think she's she's really fine. Would have been exotic and then the world would have seen it. She know she? I do mean when I when I say that German, she would have been great. She would have been great, and then honor

the divine routes give it to a drag queen? You know? Yeah? Is Beionce I ever going to do a stage musical? Oh? Maybe when she's like eighty five and it's like, yeah, I don't know. She probably feels like better than that. She needs that, Tony. Does she have an oscar yet? For something? Does not have an Emmy? What should have she should have for Homecome? Was Homecome? Well? She absolutely should have for Homecome, But they're given it to James

Cordon plays Hop Scotch. It's ridiculous, that's insane. They hate Beyonce, they're jealousous. Adele could write a good musical. Adele could do normal people, normal people, says normal people. Yeah, something really someone thing where like someone loses a baby. You know what it has as like something uk and something with with like a whirlwind romance or tragedy deep loss. You know what Taylor should do love? Actually, yes, that's that's perfect for a Taylor. It is and she and

she and she loves. She's an anglophile. That Del should do obvious child, that's what it should be. She should be the Jenny slate because it Del is funny too. No, gel, there's a funny there's a funny singer. Pink should do Batman forever. Don't even do other Batman's just go straight to forever. I of that. Yeah, you're right, because obviously you have Robin doing his aerial tricks, a little bit of this little bit of that. You know, if you

put it in the John Golden, Laurie Metcalf would play Batman. Yeah, Robin the artist does. Maybe midsom are Oh that's a good Joanna Newsom too, Yeah, mid Summer would be good. Um. Honestly, Billie Eilish for Hereditary, Yeah, the musical Everyone's to Colette has a gorgeous, stunning voice and I'm not joking. Yeah, Tony Tony should play the singing role of Tony. She can pop right in play the role own it in all mediums. Absolutely, she wanted Tony or just was nominated nominated.

She doesn't want ship Yeah, which is a tragedy. I don't even think they've tossed her a golden globe as a pity. Sorry, babe, here's a globe. She may win an Emmy this year, but no, they give it to Merit. No, because Merritt's not nominated, so they did not nominate Merritt Weaver, and they did not nominate Caitlin Deaver and then they didn't Merit win. She wins so many em She won for that other show, what was the show? She was in? Hills Pills Pills, Nurse Jackie, Nurse Jackie. She won for

this limited series two. She She's got a couple of Emmy's Merritt Weaver, Taylor's for Run for Run. Taylor would be good for a Nurse Jackie music. Sure sure wait total total left turn? Um have you have you guys seen Legendary? I've watched the first app and at a time when I could not continue, Um, but I will go back to it. Here's my impression of Jimmila judging was supreme. So thank you for your supreme dancing. To mind, So Matt's, Judy and I were watching in l A

and we were all stoned out of our minds. And then I we were all just doing impressions of Jamila and then mine for whatever reason, was I mean, like man's duty were doing actual impressions in mine? I was. I did not, I could not generate the words, and so instead I so I said, your dancing was supreme for some reason. Just that's just a fun little it's just a fun little earhead you're dancing. I don't think think, I don't think d who just Kennaman. That's when we

said crown her what drugs? So Liver and Divina did the I don't think that we love I mean, she said in a bunch. But there was the one where the red dress and sil a red wig and a silver dress. I don't think, like you always wear that red wig and that's still a dress. And she goes a red wig in sil dress. I don't think back back doing much better. It was very good, much much much much and Daddy Betty ash. One thing I loved about Baga is when it got to the top three

and it was like, why should you win back? It was just sort of like, to be honest, I've made it as far as I can go. Yeah, it was like that, huh, Matt hasn't seen uk Oh God, I have seen Okay, I've seen Okay. I thought that the top three were the only been the Chinese people. Despite me being I was just I was a Scheryl whole fan. I love Ryls very you, Matt, and I mean that I know she is like the Alyssa sort of. I really loved Blue Hydrange and she was such a little

bit like her read so mean. Blue was great? What about something? What about something wrong? I did I love something? That's when I started getting sad when they were leaving, or maybe even right before her. The one before her is what's vinegar? Vinegar? Who wasn't good? But I like, like she was great. Even the bisexual was like, okay, I loved the bisexual Crystal oh oh wait, never mind Scarity Cat Oh she was a mess. I don't even

think she was by. There was a straight guy on it. No, she was straight for an episode and then it's like no, no, no, I'm by and everyone's like, that was chut the bye one was scaredy cat, right, Yes, we need more that I don't know. Oh no, no it was I had a weird name, Chris Crystal. We need a bio we need a boie. Yes, Barbie did that cat look and came out in the runway and just went, no one's listening, No one's listening to me. When what do you need?

What do you need? We need a bio king on drag Race, a straight male who dressed us like a man a straight dress. Not even just a bio king, a straight bio king, straight heterosexual bio king. The category is like prom and then just and he doesn't even show up. He stays at home and yells at the TV screen because his team's losing. Go red Sox would Rue would be like, I like this and you this guy, this guy, you know what he's real? Go how brave

it was of you to come on this show? And I mean the internet's all doing it, but everybody's dragon. What's his name? Jeffrey Boyer Chapman for his like Rue impression? Basically right, that's the that's the Canada takes. I think I think that if there's something off about the Canada version of Judge Grace. It's the judging feels like non intentional. It feels like they're all doing shadows of what Rue does.

And I think it's because they're not just letting Brooklyn be the authority that Brooklyn obviously and again thinks crazy that you meet the guest judge and then now they're instantly Rue, like I've only known you ten seconds and you're like mixed the best woman with I think they're just there to host it, like they're the guest host and so they're the other judges. Are the judges, like Jeffrey, Stacy and Brooklyn are the judges. But even that, I'm like,

but the host is not doing the workroom. It's like I just met you at minute seventy, right. Think the show needs a host and the show needs an authority figure, and I think it's just I think it should be Chi Josh. Josh. Yeah, you're very Canadian and and no, I mean personally for me, like I'm not loving the way that they're playing their roles because I feel book feels restricted and I feel like the other like Stacy,

I like, but Jeffrey is there. Um, But the fact that the cast and the queens are so compelling and great and like a well I think speaks to I mean like the fact that I'm still watching despite the judging. Um, it's just to taste demented these queens, and I hope the casting wins an Emmy. Yeah, I mean Jim bow in that first episode when he was being screen that

I have seen that I have seen that clip. Um, and then this this most recent lip sync they it was the runway theme was Night of a Thousand Selenes, and then the lip sync way it's great. The lip sync was I drove all night and it was phenomenal, that phenomenal lipsync. Yes, yes, it's a great. It's exceeded my expectations. I will say, you know what I forgot this is so we're just talking about drag Race, but I forgot how good that Brooklyn really the reason we

were here. But yeah, um, that that Evie and Brooklyn um lip sync in season eleven is so good. I think about it's it's one of the best of the whole series. It's crazy. I didn't forget if he doesn't have bones, even didn't have bones about Brooklyn to just throw in her body and remind I had to remind a drag Race text thread when Evie was the assassin. They were like why Evie, and I was like, she don't have bones, you're about She's about to bend and

the true assassin, a true assassin. Oh and we can talk about Roxy Roxy Andrews. Her lip sync assassin was so good. Oh, speaking of amazing. Now that I got this fat bike in ass, I think I need a thick and juicy strap to put across. She should sell those, Roxy should sell that. Has your ass gotten bigger? Is this a real thing? Yeah? I've got thick thighs and a fat ass. Rogers. He's been saying this since the moment he touched a bicycle. I'm gonna get thick thighs

and fat ass fourteen miles back. He telling me I don't have a fat ass. Now that's four miles, honey, that's four miles. I only work out glues. Okay, you'll say you'll send me posted up in my room sort of like that, like that, like, oh my god, he just my number one attribute. I know what the girls want, honey, I know I've seen the fence stuff. Oh yeah, seen hash Do we all have fenced. This air doesn't have a fence. I don't. And there's you know, I don't

think sometimes I post disgusting things too close friends. I sometimes do that too, And then I realized, I think my close friends is just a little too wide, like my mind is like every gay person I've when I did it that I put on it and then have never done it again. It's just it's gay people. My whole ist. For my sisters only, that's sweet. But between sisters we can say between sisters, Leland should do the

Broadway adaptation of drag Race. Bru's working on it. I'm sure. Well, speaking of, we actually are doing ads on this podcast for drag Race Vegas. Here's here's what I wanted. Even now, even now, this is well, this is what I want. Well, no it's not. It's not for the show, for the which I will watch. Well, and I'm sure they shot it as a docuseries as promo for the live show.

It does look expensive, actually like it looks like a real docuseries in the trailer where you're like, you shot this on real cameras, Yeah, it looks like the real world or whatever, the real world Miami. There's nothing like the real world and I do miss it. Let's bring it by reboots are in bitch, Roger, What what reality show would you be on? Survivor me? If you had to be on one Big you'd kill on Big Brother?

Do you think I would kill on Big Brother? Well, like you'd be a memorable character and would not win. I think you would never win a reality show, but you'd get far. I think that's my narrative to I like, go far and then they're like, we gotta get rid of this. I think if I win on Amazing Race with my brother, we could win. No its producers do they want you to win? Because they're like, actually the planes grounded and they want me to I don't know

what I would be on. I think I would be on I think that we would do really good once No, not Amazing Race. I don't think we would do well. I think you would do well maybe with someone else, but I would you can come with me. I think we'd be good on the Floora's lava, Who's Who's we? Me and my me and my my girls. I think that I think the four of us would be good

on it. That's good. Do they do four or I think three is the three might be the caps, so one of us might have to sit out and watch one of you guys vote for me to sit out, so the whole thing. No, No, I'll cheer for you and you don't want to come. Josh and Aaron are tall and like they can they can like sort of bridge gaps. Very yeah, but you have the strongest legs so that you can jump the far but you can't sit out. And we can't have an all white team.

I won't allow that. They've all honey, they've been all white, and I'm so sorry been all white. It is right. That's saying enough color on the cast of Flora's Lava. It's a cast. Oh, it's so good. Is it like budgets of a hidden temple? Like run around? Yeah? Is it like those um like Japanese ones where they like impossible obstacle courses where people fall a lot. Yeah, it's it is very Japanese, I would say, But it's for some reason they've they've the veneer on. It is very

like right wing. It's very like wipe out. It's very like wipe out. Keeps calling it right wing to it's no, I understand, Like it's American Gladiator. That yes, yes, that whole gig, that whole gig, Darling, dear darling, dearest darling. Damn. Well, what would I be good on? I can't. I feel like I'd be great on weakest Link, that famous reality, So yes it is, I would I should host weakest Link.

You know there's the new weakest link on Quimby. You can do that famous catchphrase, you are the weakest link. I don't think. You just say keep saying, Kenneman doesn't you don't know if it's good or bad. You just say. You just say, I do love RuPaul and weakest link. Um and like I don't I forget what the question was, but ruclear that doesn't know the answer, so he just

goes Shaka Khan was when was Rulan rikas link? Rusin me just liking, Yes, celebrity, we just linking to dozen too, wearing like a cheap ass blonde wig and pink really yeah, and she was on, wasn't she? Oh she was a millionaire as a boy, but she was on the famously on Project Runway like looking like ships like yeah, the famous that still haunts right before the up she looks like fucking Rebecca Glass Cock Season one, like just walked right out of the season one lens to what are

they going to bring her back for All Stars? I think she quit drag, but she'd do it again for me one. I think she quit drag. What she'd do it again for one? Text from the world's best selling author, Honey, she crawling back, but the ball is finally at number two, dear ones. I do think it would juice All Stars if they start letting some of the girls from the other countries. I was gonna say, that's that's a great idea. Want to bag of chips on it? All Stars and winners.

I bet like the Vivian would have been doing All Stars and it was such a good story, took right through the American market, you know she would They should do like Miss Universe and have and UK and Canada and U s A. They didn't one and is it Venezuela. It's called the Switch? Oh yes, I don't know why it's not called drag Race. It's just called the Switch. They're about to start Hollands drag Race. Yeah, they're about to start like Netherlands. Good, there's not white queens. This

is Holland's opus drag race. Oh, who should do that? Who should do the Broadway Mrs Mr Holland's Open, Mr Hollands Open, that would have to be the amazing, be incredible, said Mary Morris. Should do Elma and Louise. Oh that's good. Wait where were we going to say? Oh? Um, I got I received The only time I've ever seen Mr Holland's opus was in high school and I received my first blowjob to it. That's iconic by a young girl, By a young girl. Well she's a child now yea

from me, she's father, She's stuck your dick. And she was absolutely hext from that point on, because what is it? Mother Mary was cooking up some storm that night or whatever the phrases Mother Mary was that night? What is it, Mercy? You got it? No, you got it? You got it? Mother Mary was cooking up something something, some jum storm night. Mother Mary was cooking up something jumbalaya that night? What is it? Mercy me? It looks like God's Miss may

has come in the game Mercy. Here comes Mayhem Miller. Oh God may, I will say Mayhem Miller. And in the first episode of All Stars five in the Talent Show that that song is so funny and stupid. I think it's like an egg. Yeah, I have to quit the corning. Quit. My judging is so different from what happens on the show. Yeah, I know, Winner is what I said named at Mayhem bottom two, I say winner, Well we all yeah, yeah, yeah, Crown Crystal method. We

had different opinions ground Crystal, ground crystal um. But you know if Aaron, if you bring back Glasscock, you're going to be competing against her. Is Deja Blue and me and Glasscock. I'll be like, this reminds me of our season. You guys are she won't even remember y'all have a vaguest feud as well. Oh yeah, okay, I think it's time. Don't you think I think it might be time. I

don't think so, honey. Which is our you know one minute segment that we do to take just some time, sixty seconds of time actually exact to rail against something in pop culture that we don't like. No more, no, no, no no. And Matt, do you have something that you're going I don't think so, honey, I really don't. But I can, I can, I can okay, I can't, I can go No, I'm going Okay, this is Okay, so MAT's gonna go. This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think

so honey. As time starts now, I don't think so honey. Cake. I don't like cake. It's too filling. You have one bite of cake, you're done for the week. Fucker, let me tell you something about birthday cake. It's so sad to me. And I don't think, so honey, that cake is what everyone gets on their birthday, because guess what, hon, I prefer a cookie up high. I prefer and ice cream cake, just not that kind of cake. And of course when I say cake, of course I don't think

so honey, I'm saying ice cream cake. I'm talking about that cake batter disgusting. Everyone knows. The only good part of the cake is the frosting. Cut to me a young child, and whenever anyone would make cupcakes and bad for the class, I would lick off the icing and leave the cake, and the teachers would yell. They'd say, why aren't you eating that whole thing? And I'd say, because I ate the good part. Little did I know this wasn't even the cake I was eating. It was

merely the icing, because I don't like cake. In fact, I don't think so. Honey cake from a very young age. Cake also makes their hips. Why I did not the good way not to receive in birth children? Honey just makes you a big old, big old, big old boy. That's one you know, You know that something when you get sucked by a man held you give birth to a child. And I received honey. That's what I call it.

Whenever a man. There is something about sex, you know, there's something really enticing about it, putting his penis inside of you. Oh my goodness, to be filled with a penis. When's the last time? Absolutely stuffed? Okay, so famously in my relationship that I'm in, UM marriage, my marriage, I would call myself pretty distinctly the top of the part the topping partner and UM, but very recently M due

to medical procedures, UM, I bottomed for my lover. And then afterwards, I said, and we've been together, I said that kind, I said, we've been We've been together over I think like thirteen or fourteen years. I'd have to crunch the numbers. And then I asked him, I said, how many times do you think you have topped me? Like? How many times? And he was like, M less than ten. That's true. So I think that was like number four or five. Um, but I bottomed in like um, I

think February or March for another. I have congratulations okay now and now is the time for boone Yang. So I don't think so here we go. Uh yeah, yeah, okay, rise to him, alright, boon Yang, your time for your I don't think so honey starts now. I don't think so, honey. Baking soda girl, she feels a little too mid century to me, Darling, What are you doing sitting in my fridge absorbing all the odors? It feels like, I don't people use you to cook? I don't know what you do?

Make yourself known baking soda. You better rebrand so that the young children know what the hell you're damn purpose even is baking soda the arm and hammer makes it invokes some socialist image for me. So unless you are, unless you're seizing the means of production deer or telling your cure customers how to do such a thing, bitch, I don't think you're I don't think you're actually lining up politically with what your imagery portends it to be. Darling, dearest,

sonny baking soda. My fridge is a mess, and my my fridge smells like the damn kim chee that I've stuffed in there. And you can't even sucking from the kimchee. I don't even know what you're doing baking soda? It can someone please tell me what the use of baking soda is? And that's one minute. I went against cake, and you went against baking soda, big baking, big baking. We don't love this, like, I agree, Bowen, I don't know what the hell you use that stuff? What do

you use it for? You're right that it does feel very old wives tale to be like, and it's soaks in the odors like, I don't know the science of that ever told me. No one's ever explained. New girls who big young fucking fools the google. The young girls who bake aren't using baking soda? What the hell are they using at all? But now, which one of you would like to go first? I don't care. I can go or or I can give it to my sister. I don't care at all. Well, let's just say make

it one of you boys pick. We don't want to pick. I've chosen yes, I picked and bone and I are going to stay at the same time that three two one, Josh Wow, Okay, this is Josh Sharps. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. Okay, So y'all really want to know what I don't think? So, honey? Huh? Is that what y'all want to know? What the thing is that I I'm talking to you, honey, But then that I don't think is so. I bet you are and to

know what it is that I don't even think. So. The thing is, you don't know how pathetic you look right now knowing me to tell you what it is that I don't think very seconds. You are thirty seconds and you still don't even know what it is. I don't think you don't even know what it is, daddy and think And that's just I know the girls at home in their car, they're dying to know. You're thinking, how's it even gonna get it out into seconds? He

stops face. I'll tell you what it is, so I don't think so, honey, bees, and not for the reason you think that's so, And then you talk calm about base. Remember those two. I've watched them a bunch since we talked. They're always in the fee, they're always defeated. So hot. I fucking love them. I think they're so hot there. Oh sure, I mean And I was telling eron like and Eric broke the news the last time you guys

were on. I think so. They're both living in the dom's house and either the Dom or the sub is learning how to drive. Again. We're starting and ending the episode just talking about the things we did last episode. It's for the fans. It's reward for the listeners. Reward. It's a reward now, Josh, thank you for edging us. That was really good. And now Aaron, we have your

I don't think so honey. Talk okay, I have one, and I just want to say to everybody at home, this is gonna quake you all right, quake alright, and Aaron Jackson's I don't think so honey. Time starts now. I don't think so honey. Type in on home ro. I hate the home bro. I like to rerange my hands on the keyboard wherever I want. I can peck, I don't think, so honey, like a little chicken beek with my two indexes, or I can slip in cross like I'm playing a hard piece of piano. I don't think.

Sorry sitting me in the computer lab or on trails all I want to play, and then I'm having to learn MS Mavis Beacon telling me how to type. I don't need to put my little ring finger on the semi colon, dear, I'm hardly ever using it. I don't think, so, honey, the home row if I want to slap the keys of down and what if I was good with me feet, I can't share. But those tosi's on the home row, I don't think, so, honey, open your mind the computer for those, and I think you are wrong. And that's

one minute the home typing on the brow. I'm so grateful for the home row. I I do often. I start at home Row and then I say I'm gonna be bad and just sort of do whatever I want. But I love it when my index fingers touch those little little ridges, those little buttons. It's so erotic to me and feel like, don't let don't really. I think I have a real problem with the semi colon. I think if maybe they threw the comma or the period

up there, I could get behind it. When are you using the damn semi colon and then the other ones just the regular color. When he's writing novels, he has to write use semi colons all the time. That's why he's upset about home Row. I could throw my ring down to get that. I'm using the period every damn minute. Wait, can I say something? You are really disrespectful as a novelist. You said, no, home Row a tool that's meant to

help you type quicker, faster, better, stronger. Oh bitch, don't even let me get started, because I actually prefer longhand shut up. You would like to write your novel? I find, I find longhand I can get creativity flowing more easily, less judgmental. And I sit in front of the blank word cursor, and then I like to edit by putting it into the word document. Come through tactic. Queen, bitch, Now it was less judgmental? Was this the process? I mean?

I don't. I'm mostly write in the word process, But when I'm stuck, I find, I grab a notepad and I write, I write longhand I find myself being more creative. He calls it the word processor. That's what it is. It's called I'm not y's called the computer. She says, no, the computer has got a lot of the computer is verse. I'm talking about the thing. You don't need to try to impress us already know you have a book. We know you have a bestseller in the world and has

been for years. You're never gonna impress us more than you already have a case. We are, Darling, Kay, Darling, dear, darling dearest. To think that this was time share Mercy, ain't ms God put up something all full just now and it was this podcast, Miss God, Mercy, mean you really did that one in the night in the night. You really didn't that one in the night. You've got ahead and done that one in the dark of night, miss darling. God, I'm gonna have to cut up that one.

I hope this was good. This lightning storm in New York doesn't kill any of us. The girl don't speak too soon. And that actually reminds me of a really good song to end with. And you know we always end with a song. But first you want to say thank you Josh and Aaron for coming or Aaron and Josh or whatever you call us. Rsh. Do you are you happy? I actually I am really happy. We've been trying to make it happen for a moment too long.

Too long. We had to get your girls back on the schedule, and I can't wait to do it again one day in person. Yeah, yeah, never see, this journey started in person. I'm just remembering. That was like right when was hitting that this happened. Because you were supposed to come early I was, it was like early mar

It was March. I believe I was supposed to fly out on the thirteenth, and then on the eleventh they were like, no, never mind and no one can go anywhere again, and I was like, oh okay, and then we were like, no worries, You'll definitely be here by March fifteen. Really we thought a couple of weeks and now obviously not. And when that's such new and when you like I just happened to hand me, that is all coming to me. It's all coming back to me.

It were molt the good flash, hold no no No, to hear the rest of that song, listen to meet Low did it first? Who