“LA-TA-TI-TU!” (w/ Catherine Cohen ft. Henry Koperski)

prateful June. Yes, let us know what you thought. You know, I liked the cadence a little bit. I loved it, and I was seeing. I wonder if we are on the same wavelength still, And guess what we are, baby. We elongated when I elunged it, and we felt that, we felt the verve and we swerved and I am feeling still the spirit of pride throughout of July, all of July. Okay, so let's six ended. Let's let's just keep keep celebrating pride. You know what, I celebrate pride

every single day. And I'm let me ask, I'm gay. Okay, So so this is I'm Barbara Walter. Is your Oprah? When she's talking about Gail, and I'm gonna ask you the question, why are you crying? O? My god, imagine if Oprah said she was gay? I almost just said I'm gay. And then I thought of Oprah saying that she was gay, and like, what a moment. Do you know what I'm talking about? You're talking about the time

part with Gail? The Gail. She is the mother, the mother I never had, the sister that anyone would want, and the friend that everybody deserves. I don't know a better person. I don't know a better person. And then Barbara Walcher says why are you crying? And says, because I haven't told her that enough. It's not beautiful. See. And then you know, Oprah is heartwarming and that's actually a little culture number fifty is heart warming, heartwarming. Bit

you know who is a heartwarming? Bitch? I have a feeling I know who You're going to say? What's our guests? Why? Because I knew it was going to be a segue? Bugo, this is another two time your baby? Have I ever told you about my impression of our guests that I did? No? Can we can do well? I am the Caroline Ray of her show Vernett right at Club coming. And what I mean by the Caroline Ray is I always fill

in whenever Rosey o'donald right right right, she'sine. And so the first day I host, I was going to host with Henry also present. Very soon. He's chomping at the bit to speak. We did an Instagram story that was a Catherine Cohen character, I love, I love, I remember that. That was a great promo. It was good. I mean, guess what it was a hot house. That was a hot house house that night. Let's go through the credit show.

She is one of the co hosts of It's a Guy Thing, long running staple show in Brooklyn, one of the biggest, biggest shows, one of the biggest shows, one of the biggest shows, truly co host with me, Drew Harry, Patty Harrison. All the industry talk about it, all the industry talk about it. Of course, um. She is one of the auteurs behind Turner Master's Memory Hospital, Forever Dogs only one of Forever Dogs only scripted podcasts, and she's

debuting a new podcast on the network. And this point of saying, can't believe because of because of our co host at this point it should be how please go listen to it. It is Seek Treatment with Cat and Pat. Oh Baby I with Pat re again. I love this show already. We're recording this before it's coming out, but I know I'm gonna love it. And also we should say I just plugged, but we should replug because it is my favorite show in New York City Club coming

every Wednesday, formerly Eastern Block, but now it's Act. It's such a it was a prodigal return. She's back and she's bigger and badder than ever. And of course please go see her show at Joe's Pub. It's sold out in June, but she's performing again July thirty one. The twist, She's gorgeous. Matt has a pitch for a retitle, No I have I have a pitch for a retitle of Joe's Pub, of Joe's pep okay, let's get to this. After we introduced our guest, please welcome, I'm also saying

who else is also here? And Henry? Hello? You two? Oh my god, wow you here? You both are are. Oh, it's so funny. We talked about how last time we did an episode with you, unfortunately we were running late to the recording sash and it created an anxious atmosphere and only fifty nine minutes, and it was a protracted episode. And do you know what I remember about that session? What I was wearing jeans? And I don't wear jeans, And what are you wearing? Well, I must tell the listens.

I ran here, that's right, all right? And yes, my home in South Brooklyn. We are recording in North Brooklyn. Yes, so I'm wearing a lulu head to Tolulu. Dare you not even one outdoor voices piece? Never? Whatever, never, whatever, whatever? What was the duration of the rum? Oh forty five minutes? Oh my god? Do you know that? Now you and Henry have that in common. They run for a long time. You know why. I like to go a long time, treating myself like ship and then to sort of like

take that back. I just ruined my life. Yes, honey, Greek yogurt for breakfast. Yes, yes, yes, I usually will run a very short distance, very hard, which is a workouts a sprinter. That's a great workout. It's a spread, not not a marathon. It's a spread. It's famously a sprint, not of Now let's get to this Joe's pub retitle. I think that when you host the show. It should be called hose what lub. I wasn't expecting the hub hub like hose hub like the hub, Bro, the hose

go right right every home. I spoke, I'm a huh, take back the word the word I am the hole. Sorry. I have these like lcoras where it's like hosts and it's like hose. You've been saying in this new one today, Tuta free or whatever you le tuta are you guys bringing out of me? It's I think we have tiedle of that already. What a record already within the first few minutes. Well, Lulu, because of the endorphins that are circulating. Yea, oh my god, you're bro. Often that will happen, you know.

Bone and I went to go do sol cycle yesterday, so cycle I have a canker sore, so I'm really having a hard time. I always have cankass. The class, well, it was fabulous, Marie La. Of course, our dear friend was running the class, but they had a technical difficulty in the a C. When out, Honey, and when I told you it was a hot box, it was a

hot ho hub. The mirror, every single mirror was glazed, humidity was condensation, everywhere, and you could fucking do the whole car sex scene reenactment from Titanic if you wanted to bed every night in my dreams, I have a c though. I went to finn class in college, and I'm as if I was in the famous movie I Feel Pretty My seat fell down? Class? Did you hit

your head and become written and believe in myself? For the record, I loved the film and I won't argue about it with anyone I saw up For a minute, I was like, oh, I'd be into that. I had the t O m L my life. I thought it was hilarious, love jo a minute of it. Anyways, I fell and hurt my voo because THEO is the first thing that goes voo. Hit the seat, But what part of the voo? The whole damn not even localized voo

with the global global Oh my god, that feeling. No, I'm not even a role what do you mean le? Oh my god, this is the vibe that we want. Though, I just did a performance at Joe's Pub and Catherine Cole was also on the bill, and so I went out into the audience to watch her, and she described Joe's Pub as isn't this heavn I loved that? I love one. A word takes a turn? Isn't this hen Henry? Henry, what do you think of all this this slang that

these new mentions of the words. Having spent a lot of time around both Matt and Catherine, I'm quite to it. We want and can we share about our performance on Thursday? I was texting Henry because we're gonna be performing with Countess Lue. You are doing that on Thursday. I'm just going to do a number. Him saving what should we do? And he goes, whatever will make you the most, googo, Lulu loves beautiful. I know it's my god. I have

two words. I'm sitting with two words. Smiths well, I frequently want to make up a word, Henry and I frequently will make Henry and I just received them. Yeah, I've never made one up. I'm comfortable just sitting back. I was because they were talking about yes of corks before we had recorded. I was saying, my only contribution is, oh, my gox, even that's not going to catch on. I don't know if that's my role here. You know what I'm saying. They're in every relationship there is the gardener

and there's the garden. Oh my god. In my relationship, I'm the garden. We explain um different saying that my boyfriend literally takes care of me because I'm a child. And by the way, boyfriend, thank you, Steven. He's a wonderful man, wonder from And can I tell you something. I can wear a hat, I can where, can wear anything. He's a male model, male model, great eyes, good facial hair, and a kind voice, grand voice and good height and

patient temperament. I love to objectify him. And he's always wonderful. And he's a talented comedian. So funny. So smart Um directed My Joe's pub show. Now talk about talk about the Hot Hub show. It was a dream come true. Yeah. I wanted to do a show there since I was in high school watching clips on YouTube and Henry and I finally got to take the stage on Thursday. My parents were there, um, so they heard a lot about me.

The gates were out and they heard a lot about I was Pride Weekend and I celebrated after the show. Well you kicked off Pride Weekend. I did, and the government asked me to do that. Thank Governor. The current government was like, they're very familiar with my right, right. I will congratulations first of all, because it was it was very much an event, and I'm so sorry we couldn't make it, but we will be. I'm coming on. I can't wait now, I think because I I received

a text from someone saying the gays are here. Of course they were there. Well I know, but I just want I want Catherine to speak on, to have to give a little voice over on the ways in which she's able to cultivate this very tough, this very tough fan base. Oh my god, yeah, they are animals. How how do you keep us, you know, in line? How do you feed the boys? How do you feed us boys? I sprinkle that bread. I just bring the fun and

and that's what they love each other. It's mutual. Honestly, does feel like like we're all there, you know what I mean. I think it's beautiful, the community. We're a part of it. I feel so lucky every day. That is real, do you say, Henry? Yeah? And I have thought about it, like why do gay people love Katherine so much? Like and like because I do too, obviously, And it's it's like this undefinedble You're so it's a

specially unique thing about you. Like you know, there are many gay icons, but there you are a specific type of one that hasn't been hasn't been created yet except for you. Thank you. Oh my God. Well, to quote my parents after they met all my friends and came here, is everyone in New York gay? It feels that it

feels like everyone in the world is gay? Isn't it feeling like like now lately I've just been I'll appear on stage and I'll just be like it will go rule like and i just be like very like me at my true base, and I'm like, wow, am I like truly spoiled? Or is all the world turning gay? Because now I feel like I could go on any stage and just like like my my thing and it's it's fine. Whereas like sometimes I'm like, maybe I need to go and throw myself in front of a straight

audience to like see what's what. I did that recently with a series of shows at Carolines when Reductress did all those shows a very time square audience, and it really took me by surprise. Like the first show, I was like I bombed, but then I adapted and I just at the end, I managed to win some of them over. I think, but that is that is that

is an exercise. Because Pat was saying this to your co host, Like I saw him last week and he was like, yeah, I did a show with carolines aboumbed And I was like, no, you didn't like or it's just whatever, it doesn't matter. But if you did, then like that is that is a way for you to like you take that with you and like figure out not you don't change anything about yourself, but you just

you know what to expect in the future. Yeah. I think a lot of times at club coming, I can get up on stage and literally be like Loosa's Susa and everyone's like Caroline and like I should really learn how to write a joke. So then I went home and I wrote a bunch of stuff and I was like, God, I'm fucking amazing. I think that's a certain kind of performer that is always going to say afterwards like oh no,

like I bombed. Like I'm noticing that about certain people, like no matter what, I feel like they are always going to say when they get off stage, like I bombed, that was horrible, even if it wasn't like they just can't understand when it was good, whereas like, I don't know, I always feel like after I come off stage and I was like, yeah, had fun, you know what I mean? Like maybe that makes me not discerning, but often, like

I do think Pat is one of them. When he comes off he talked, maybe he comes off stage and oftentimes it's like, no, are you like that are critical? Henry? What do you think? After the Joe's Pub show, We're both were like just kind of in a daze and like was that good? We were like asking each other if we thought it was good, because it was just such a weird experience being in a bigger room with a band and everything. But then after the show everyone

confirmed that it was. Of course, there sometimes when I get off and I'm like, I killed, no doubt, and when it isn't that extreme that I'm like, oh I wish I I'm very hard on myself. Yeah yeah, I'm Oh my god, distress. She did kill the town. The town was buzzing, the trades were traded. But I truly sometimes just enter a blackout when I'm on stage. Yes, what is that? Let's unpack that, because I've been going through this too. And I don't really don't know what

it is talk to me. It's usually when it's like a high stake situation. Um, I feel like I've underprepared. I go on stage and I'm just so in it for the first time that I think, oh my god, this is this is going terribly no matter no matter what, I don't know, I'm sure that's not the case. I think, you know what, anytime I feel like I didn't do well, I there have There have not been very many times when people have been able to talk me down and

be like, no, that was actually fine. I'm always like steadfast in my thing of like, no, I was terrible, I'm not a good performer, was terrible, or like could have done better. I could have done better, for sure, But I don't know, Like, what is it for you? What's your experience with that? If I'm really nervous, if I'm at a big gig, I'll be doing my thing. But while I'm doing it, I'm thinking, Okay, you're doing it, this is happening to you. This is your life. You're

doing the big show. Keep going. But I don't know, because don't you ever see yourself like while you're doing that and think, oh my god, how annoying, Like no one wants to hear about how bad that they Yes, yeah, and so I keep it to myself now, I keep it to myself. Now, I'm like, no one wants to hear about me complaining about my like this opportunity that I have, I actually can't keep anything inside. So if I have a glimmer of a feeling, everyone I know is going to know about it. And that is for

better and mostly for worse. I am the same. I am the same. Yeah, we're very similar. Yeah, I think we are very similar. I think that me and Catherine are very similar. I think we're very similar ven diagram. I think we are a ven diagram. I think we are the middle part of the event diagram. You know where it meets if you would to dress circle once, says Katherine, went says mad. There's that section in the middle where the cross over. That section is very big.

Oftentimes Henry is in the middle of that circle. And as he is there on the piano, I think this is speaking of Henry. Henry, he just had quite the experience. Oh I want to hear about it. Oh you did a gig with Neo Patrick. Yeah, there's not much to say. It was a corporate Jeff Peanut Butter sold out. Jeff Peanut Butter has Neil Patrick Harris money. Yeah, they yeah, I mean they're huge. Um yeah, and well and I think Jeff is owned by a bigger company. I don't know.

I heard the name and it sounded familiar. Um, but yeah, it was a Jeff. They launched a new product. Sometimes it was basically a granola bar with Jif peanut butter in it. And imagine it was lube. Wait, how funny would it be if Jeff came out with lube Jeffy lube one more time, Jeff Lube. I think it will be funny if the peanut butter company came out with lubricant for sex. Now, Henry, did you you played for

Neil or what did you play for? Just the music groups so O s F G which Yeah, Becky Coin, Sam Reis and the boys who are all great, the Nameless Boy do we have time to say four names?

I love all of those people. They're all the sweetest people ever, and they're so funny and so they people on Facebook Live would like send in situations that are tough with like being parents, like kids not going to bed or whatever, and then Neil Patrick Harris would uh pretend to say something about his kids that he can relate with, and then O s F you G would improvise the scene and Neil would interject scoring all of it. Oh, that's fine, it was real. They did an amazing job. Actually,

so it was improvisation. It was improvisation. And Neil had Nilka to play, to play that that's fine, and he was really nice. That's good. That's good, that's good, that's good. I mean, you know we were telling Henry before we went on we record, you know, we have our we have our stances on Neil here famously called him a hello milady gay. Absolutely, that's who he is, and people on Twitter were very confused, like what do you mean? What does that even mean? I'm like, it's he's like hello,

It's implicit. The meeting is implicit. And for me, he is a board game. That is a worse insult. Yeah, to be a board game. No, I mean, so a lot of people have fun with you. It's just that you know that you have to bring you out. Wow, that's how you write a joke, honey, taking notes, Catherine, I was I was looking at Catherine direction. I was saying, I was saying to the listeners, and that's how you write. I do need to learn how to write. Wait, I need to talk about I need to talk about an

event that I went to. I was it was not we need to hear about the gig there like Henry Digg at this at this JIFF event. I went to the Jimmy Awards the National High School Musical Theater. Where's now By the time this comes out, this a lot of have been a month old, but it's to fresh in my memory right now. It is the next day. This is the day after the Jimmy's um. First of all, Laura but Nanty hosted. She was glamor and I mean she looks great, yes, but she is She's one of us,

do you know what I mean? She gets its, woman who gets She's a woman who gets it. She jokes. She was so charming, just like get her to host the fucking Oscar She would nail it. I puscars even films. Honey. She was coming up with her own jokes just on the fly. So so good. Um and so anyway, it's they pick eighty high school students musical theater students mostly from public schools, not a lot of performing performing arts high schools, um interestingly, but it's eighty kids. Um. And

then they all have to place. They have to win a regional award and these are like legit regional awards, that's how you qualify. Um. But then they spend they basically spend a week at m y U at New Studio on Broadway, thank you God, living in the fucking dorms liv um, working with you know, working with the people at New Studio on Broadway. But anyway, it's a thrilling award show. UM, so good. I have to tell

you about one moment. Come on. So they divided it up where um, it's forty kids who who do like musical medley's from the roles that they won their regional awards with. But then they did for another forty person. This is like the JV squad. They got these forty kids to do this like tribute to Disney Theatrical Productions, and it was just a medley of Disney commercialization. It

was the most corporate funck nonsense. It was terrible. It was like these poor kids have to read off this like copy for the biggest corporation in the fucking world. I think they loved well, no, I mean these sweet heads, like the last stage, you were like, oh, that one's gay. It was, I mean most of them, but like, but

this is an example of the copy. Okay, like at the end, like it all leads, it all builds up to, like it goes to the timeline of Disney things on Broadway, and then it ends with this one kid just like standing up and saying it maybe summer in New York City, but on Broadway everything's for rozen. And then they say it was that kind of thing where it was like and then like, oh, my god it was. And then

they did my god, he delivered it. They did. They even talked about King David or I eat or something, and they were like um. And then this one sweet girl was like, um and I eat her or Keen David. I might be mixing them up. I may be complaining them. She goes and I eat A musicalized the stories of soldiers and slaves like that was was the situation. But this is the moment that was like a star making moment for this one girl. Her name is Sabrina Astoll.

Remember that name, Sabrina astoll. Okay, so oh my god, Okay, where do I even begin? So they got they get to the Mary Poppins part where they talk about the Mary Poppins musical and she gets up and she has a speech part where she's come and like you like she's nervous, and she's this gorgeous, thin blonde girl, like fully developed, and she's like it's just just just like like textbook on Gino and she's but she's nervous, she's terrified.

She's she's at the min Scoff Theater. She's at the Jimmy's Bitch is the biggest her her copy of something like what's supposed to be something like Mary Poppins and written by George George George Clooney follows No follows Mary Poppinson, George George clo and Jora and then she and then she just gives up and she goes, George Clooney, you you can watch this back. It is on the internet. And then and then like everyone's like, oh my god,

this poor girl. And then so then the thing ends, and then that's intermission, and then after intermission is when the judges. The judges are supposed to pick out the eight finalists, four from each gender from the two genders to move on to the final round. To the final round, and one of them is picked from the g and three of them are picked from like the Medley group.

One of them is fixed round the JV group. So then the announced, and then Laura Bonanty and Matt is losing it well me Brandon's got Jones and old Kimbost are dying. We're up in the mezzanine word I'm thinking of you guys hearing. We were freaking out. We were like, imagine if George Colonia wrote and then knew it was knew it was wrong, she kept it and in fact not at least she keep returning to it. It was

her fucking sign off. She said the word, she said the name George, and then she was like Clooney, okay. So then so then intermission. Everyone's talking about an intermission like, oh my god, that poor girl. And then and the second act begins. Lord Vanni comes back on stage and goes, I just have to let everybody know that George Clooney was not involved in the making of Mary Pommins like handle SOA was so funny about it. Um And then they bring out all the kids, all eighty kids, to

announce who the finalists are. The eight finalists are for four girls, four boys, and then um, they announced three girls and then guess who they fucking announced Sabrina. The judging is based on the performances from the day before that we're not open to the public, so these so

these four people. So then these analists end up doing solos, and then she goes up on stage and then so then so then when she must have been when she when she when when it was announced that she was the finalist, everyone freaks out, like Joel Brandon, m PSJ and now were like she was like a icon now because at intermission I was like that poor girl. But then Brandon goes, oh, she'll be fine, She's gonna be fucking famous tomorrow, Like she'll she'll have no problem, Like

she's going to be a star. What happened? So then so then when she's announced, like it's it's a beautiful moment. Everyone in theaters freaking out. They're like, oh my god, she's a finalist, Sabrina. And then and then Laura and Anti goes Sabrina. George Clooney would be so proud right now like it got a big laugh. But then she went up and sang um that one song from Sister act Um. But she was incredible, she was, she was,

but she was fucking phenomenal. She she did not when she lost to this girl who did her renew wrap, I can't believe I know these names, but there were the stars of tomorrow. But um, anyway, she lost, but she was close. She she was like real close together and she was incredible. And I think Joel Joelan Bradon took a picture with her at the after party. But this is all to say what I would have given to like this. It was it's only its tenth year.

I would have given everything to have had something like that, just to watch. I'm about to blow your mind, don't you know this? No Hill, my little brother went to the Jimmy's Wait seriously, my brother Billy Cohen, Billy Billy Cohen was to nominate at the Jimmy and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels at Episcopal High School in Houston, Texas. Here did he do it? He must have done it. So I went and I was, oh my god, I think I was a sophomore junior in college, like yesterday. It must

have been like two thousand. Oh my god, so cool, Billy. So the whole family went. It was so so fun, and they followed his journey on the show called PBS Broadway Bound or something. Oh my god, should ask Joel because he's watched that a yes, So we went and it was so fun and it's a beautiful thing. The Disney thing reminded me. So. The thing that takes you to the Jimmys when you're from Houston is called the

Tommy tun Awards. And when my junior year, they pick two people from every school to do like a big opening number. And I got to do it, and it was an original song written for it, and the song was I'll never forget it. Ready do it? Keep your eyes eyes on the goal, Just keep your eyes on the goal. If you play the part that's written in your heart, we'll learn together and we'll grow. Keep you will grow. It sounds like I'm just deep in the

Jimmy community. And Catherine famously has has her brother Billy Cohen, who's so handsome and hunk. You make your scream, He'll make you screens. Gonna be a big star, baby, remember the name. Well, the Cohen's Are the Star Stars Out? Would you ever think of doing a full length show with your brother? Oh my god, I don't know what it would be like? And you don't know what you're because he's more he doesn't do comedy right, No, right now, he's just been He's an actor musician, so he does lots.

He did a production of ones. He does like what he's doing. The guitar, the drums, the singing um. Yeah, I'd be funny just singing together one day. That's like my parents dream, right, I'm sure And you don't and you don't know yet. With siblings, it's tough to know what that creative relationship is like because maybe that's something you've never explored. Maybe and listen to No, I'm just I'm just thinking because I'm such a nightmare, Like maybe

you would want to work with I think he would? Would? I think I want my sister to write me a song. I gotta tell you. My sister was a fucking songwriter back in her day. She was the one who was always like she like if this, if you can believe this. She was very much like a Matt Rodgers to my bow and ying now like the dynamic that we have. But she was like the you. She was the one who would be like, Okay, we're doing a fucking talk show.

Get ready. That was me in my own home as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's an older child than the older child. Did you make Billy perform? Oh yeah we did. We did lots. And we have another brother too, named Charlie who can also sing. Really it's sucking Von Trapp and he's yeah, he's not really a performer now, but he's he's dabbled for sure. And you can't talk about the Von Trapps without talking about the Copersky You know, the Three Coppersky Boys.

One of my favorite videos is the Three Coppersky Boys singing Here Comes the Sun on the piano found on my Instagram with my full name right, he's every time he comes in here. He is trying to get those Instagram followers at Henry copers his full name. As he'll tell you, I think I support it. There's well Thursday for followers. We have to talk about something about the brothers.

Did you see Sam's latest comment on my and stuff? Yeah? Okay, so Sam Coperski again another hot honky brother will make you scream. Sam's obsessed with me. I folsted a photo of me and like this cute jumpsuits, singing as I do almost daily. He comments, oh, mommy heart Wait wait was it heart eyes or fire? I thought I sent? I thought I tagged you, Sam. I saw you commenting on his thing, saying I was waiting for you. Sam. Yes,

so that happened. First cat, you're playing with you, You're playing with fire and playing with five, he said, mommy heart eyes. Whoa you got? His Instagram handles his full name too, and he loves gay followers, which most of his followers. He did a cover of my song be a Bit to your Closest friends as Pride. Do you remember that when we found that and he did not tag Matt he had it. We found it organically. WHOA?

I think Sam, this is so interesting that Sam loves the gay following, because I think Sam is exactly one of those straight boys who loves that, who loves the gay, who loves the game, right, you know, he follows like funny guys and when I get along swimming. At one time, my friend he lives in Chicago, and one of my close girlfriends with Chicago, and I was like, Sam, why don't you hang out with her, and he was like, all her friends are gay, and I was like, but

you love gays. He's like, not these ones. It's like, you know, I think I have good company, have good gas. Everyone always says that about Henry. He's got good gays. You've curated the gays for him. Yeah. Speaking of curation and songwriting, and then Jimmie's and musical performance and Catherine, I think it's time that we hear a number, and I mean a number from the twist. She's gorgeous. Now can you tell us about a little bit about the song? And you're about to sing? So this is what I

would call my origin story. This is the opener to the show. Comes from a real place. And I don't want to say anymore, but can I stand yes? Please? When I was a little girl gazing now my window, looking at the world, wishing time would just go on and on and on and take me to a new place where I sing a song and meet a fresh face. Hey, how do we find our calling? How do we know where we be? Long? If we harbor enough resentiment in our teens, we can write I Catching and find it song?

Oh boys never wanted to kiss me? So now I do come and boys never wanted to kiss me, So why need you to look at me? Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, at me, look at me, look at me, look at me. At me. Kristy's less like a hilaria. When I was a tween age girl at the big school dance, I placefully graph Andrew's hat head away. I franced it was a very thing I've seen one of the skinny hot girls do. But Andrew was just like, give me my hat back.

I thought stealing someone's hat was sexy, But now I'm singing in a dimly lit bar. Andrew was very fat and has a car. Boys never wanted to kiss me, So now I do. Come at he don't do it anyway. Boys never wanted to kiss me, So why need you you You need to look at me, seriously play look at you, look at me, look at me, lit me up, look at me, look at me, look at me, Lily at me, look at me, look at me, look at me. Base paste blesh look at bridge. Oh this is healthy.

What I'm doing is healthy. This is a good way to work ship out. Yeah. For the record, I've met boys who want to kiss so I'm even monacle. The dead came not now, but it's never enough. Boys never wanted to kiss me, So now I do comy. I need help. Boys never wanted to kiss me. So I need all of you to look at me seriously, past again, look at me, look at me, look at me, look

at me, look at you. I'm telling a boy, look a look at me, look at me, look at me, at bass, at you, and oh my word, I mean that is that the moment I heard that the first time? When the first time I heard that? Instant classic? Yeah, no, instant classic? For sure? Should we reset? She can speak to us? Stand? Oh you want to stand? Is that weird? No? Stand? Do you care? Or do you want to sit and be dropped in? I don't care about. Can I get

a sip of water? We'll do whatever you want. That is the vocal stylings of someone who drank for two days straight after her show. You sound the phenomenon? Can I ask you a question? Boys, we're not giving you attention? Babe? Why do you think I'm so magnetic? The boys were not giving me a second of their time? Really? No boy liked me or showed interest in me until I was eighteen? What is okay? Because this is something that we is, you know verse, So I could talk about

this for days. But does like desirability at a young age just make you boring? Like is that what it is? Where you grow up into like some uncompelling person? Like what is that? You think you're magnetic? You think you're magnetic because you were not desired because I was always trying to get people to like me, trying to get laugh because I had plenty of male friends who were like flirty with me but wouldn't want anything. I had a male friend who would call me every night after

school to talk. I know what happened to him. He's engaged to a woman, to a friend. Come on, I know, hon, that is my reality now how I always want to talk to you but they don't want to kiss you, or then they'll kiss him. They'll be like mm, this isn't working. I'm like okay fine, and they're like that's because he bite them because I always tell you don't bind them them because them with my with my tooth, and then I know, but I say, I'm like okay,

that's fine. Yeah, Like you know I don't want to, like, you know, yeah, whatever, you're comfort with it, and then they go, but just like, you know, remember me and like if you guys want to, if you want to, if I can hang out with you guys. Sometimes I'm like, you know, that's that's the thing that that happens to him, which I hate, which I'm like, no, is when they want to be in the comedy community, just ask just come hang out, like at a show or something I

just happened. I think like the friend group that all of us are part of is so incredible. An outsider you'd want in babe, and I would say, I would go as far as say that, Madam Bowen are the queen Bees. Oh no, no, I don't like that. I don't. I don't want to be the queen Bee, not in the mean girl culture way, but in a way that you bring people together is what I'm saying. Thank you.

But then I'm not even going to give us that credit because we discussed at length last time we were here when Larry was in the space, that Henry was the clue that that bound Henry is the queen Bee in Regina George Way, yes, and he is blonde. You don't know. I lived with him for two and a half years and we there's a burn book at his apartment. It says cruel things about everyone in the comedy community. And he does have a hot mom, which could you

even wait to talk about? Diana Away Diane Penning, famous soprano, saying Cabernet, cabaret and just blew the house down like it was amazing. It's really special. She she was like, she's never been in a gay club before, and so then does sing that's beautiful fun. Well how did she feel? What? What? How did she think? I warned her. I was like, so people will probably like yell things out while you are singing and stuff. But she liked it. She She's like, okay,

I can do that, um, and she loved it. And it was really special to like to like have her perform on my show. Like growing up, she would like have me play like a little Sana Tina on her whatever and stuff and come into the stage Sana Tina.

But it was beautiful to have her for her first experience at a gay bar, gay space, to be with you for a thing that you were sort of running and yeah, yeah, and I just want to share I want to share her like she she's an amazing person, amazing musician and uh and I want her to perform for the rest of her life. And it gets harder the older you get and to book work and stuff and stuff. I feel like here she is at Alan Cummings Club slaying the house down. Yeah, this is what

I'm talking about. He's such a bitch. He's so mean and reis so fucking Yeah. I was really proud of her, and I was really and she loved it and felt really good about it. Was like the whole room was like and she had us in her palm and when I finished, tears instant. That was crying. You just don't get to hear something like that very often. She's truly talented.

A voice like that is yeah, other worldly. Yeah, she has like I always think of her voice is like like glass, like smooth glass, yes, beach glass or something like beach Okay, like in Sweetholme, Alabama. One the lightning all the time. Why do you think of it? I'll tell you why I think about it just because of the lightning part. You go, because I love the way for this one says the line, So I can kiss you anytime yes, I love you know. When I was walking here, I was thinking of when I did it

the first time. And when I was running here, I was thinking the first time you guys asked about my culture moment, I was like, do I have another answer? And I was thinking one of the cultural moments for me. Anytime there's a movie, um, a period piece where there's sort of big dresses and there's a ball and there's a dance and people put their hands up side by side and look at each other. Yes, that's that's the moment. I'm going to set a film right now, and I

want to see how you react. Okay, ever after, yes, one any kind of like I'm doing a high five position right now. But yes, when two high fives meet and then there's like a like a like a like a slow like spin around each other, we never lose icon talk that. Yes, and they had like a koy conversation. Yes, darling, Hi, yeah, quite well you look well as well. I'm quite well you look well as well. That's why I can't write a fucking merchant Ivory movie. Bit Anyways, Rogers and Yang

are never going to be a Merchant and Ivory. Rodgers and Yang, I never heard it like good. People often call us Bowen and Matt or Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, but not Rodgers in Yang, which I don't think sounds good. That's why we're not writing a musical together just yet. Okay, Yeah, the I think I think it's the ethnic part throws it off. I'm not saying I'm not like it should be Yang and Rodgers. No, because it's the Yang it

should be. Okay. I have a question. I just mentioned ever after and I mentioned Reese and Reese Witherspoon Andrew Barrymore are both in my coven? Which is five actresses that you have that are your rider dies? Oh my god? What is all your covens? Mine is Reese, Drew, Kirsten Dunst, Nicole Kidman, and Regina Hall. Okay, those are amazing. I don't know. Um um, Okay, I can go down and I've skipped some really good ones. Go it's five, Sandra, Yes,

it's um. Sorry, yours against the two raised Weatherspoon, Drew Barrymore, Nicole Kidman, Regina Hall, and Kirsten Dunst with Michelle Pfeiffer the empress of them all. Okay, so I will also share I'll do, Sandra. I'll also share in Kirsten dunst Um, do you want to say, um, Rosemary DeWitt, bitch, that's not it is not true. I mean I don't because now I do, because now I don't want to pick the bab the obvious ones. Well come, park Parker definitely

in the mix for me. Wow, Catherine, I harrh is a pretty letter because once you open that door, it's a long hallway. Bitch. I think I see a lot. Katherine must have been an inspiration. Oh my god, can you imagine? You really are? You really are? You're like Katherine right harh and Parker posey married And that is the best thing I could ever hear. Yeah, you really are like them. I can't wait to be in a movie. It's like, let's go, let's need who are your influences? Oh? Whoa?

I don't know, Um what do you love right now? Like? What like because you just kind of step into this new Katherine. Yeah, it's like two year old thing. Yeah, you're right, you know what I mean? Like what it was brewing? Yeah? What edged you into that? Trying to think if there's like a moment or an image, It's like it's more like a feeling than a person. It's like silk. It's the idea of lime green next to hot pink, but in a way that's fun. As you can, I can I just be annoying and say it's like

it's like Carol King meets Bridget Everett. It's like it's like Bridget, but like a touch wholesome. It's not like it's not like she's like shaking your tips in your face, in your face, which is Bridgets, like which is Bridget, which is like her beautiful fantastic trademark and like what a icon. But like with Catherine, it's like it's it's, it's it's it's such a cool like convergence of different things. You gotta go to the show, got you gotta go

to the show at hose Hub. Joe's the twist she scored just on ly before we get into another song. I don't want to take the coven question away from Henry. Do you have your coven? I can think of a few. My favorite actress in the world is Mary Steinberger and yes, you make sense for you. That's beautiful. I could watch her do anything like she's my favorite. Yeah, did you see book Club, No, I haven't yet. She was really

great in Book Class. She was great in it, and she made me cry at the end, which is saying something about her acting ability, because the plot line they gave her was so she had a terrible plot line, but her and even her and stepbrothers I thought was so sweet, so nice. My favorite Mary Steinberger am I saying her name right. My favorite moment of hers of all time is an elf at the end when she tries to sing Santa Claus coming to Town and her voice cracks and it makes me cry. I've seen that

movie a billion times. It makes me cry every time she goes up for the high part in the bridge and she tries but that she recalls your mom, Henry. That's why maybe they like you have a similar vibe. I think I think it's Mary's. It truly is Mary's speaking voice. Even that I think lends her that sweetness, that that like, that that watchable quality. Yeah. And then after dur enthusiasm when she improvises, you really see who she is and or I assume who she is. I

just love her, Yeah. And then I love Corney Cox is my favorite. You love you love Corny. I love Cougar Town Sugartown was good. Wait, okay, I'm gonna add I'm gonna add can Lisa to mine and you have worship of the altar of the comeback. Yes, it's truly amazing television. I think about it almost every day. Yeah, the second season, perfect Cry, it was the finale is one of the best finalees I've ever takes your breath away.

Her husband and that it's hot to me. Yeah. His name, Um, you know I'm losing his name, but his name is Mark in the show. When I see him in anything else, I'm like, he's got to me. Yeah, he was. He was at he was at Cody b casting with him with me once in a waiting room. He seemed nice. Him and um, what's his face? John Slattery's wife were there together and they were catching up, and I was like, these are two John Slattery's wife. Oh from ma F

She's awesome. Divorce now I love to watch. I like divorce to honestly, And I'm going to add Sarah Jessica. I love Sarah Jessica. Did you see that Kim Cantrall did monologue said as I did. No. Wait, she's a major influence and again, I was talking to someone recently who said they had never seen sex in the city, and that is truly something that is not okay, okay, no, you have to see it, even if it doesn't necessarily hold up the best. People don't understand those the impact.

Those four are turning great performances in throughout the fact that the Kim Control thing didn't get one note after literally three episodes is a test. She kept it interesting. It's a I love that. I love that. That shows amazing. I was just rewatching a bunch of because everyone was talking about it for the twentieth anniversary. Yes, yes, yes, I'm deep in it. So sad that that had to be marred in such controversy, you know what I mean? They couldn't all come out and wait, what do you

mean enough with the drama, the drama, the girl. Yeah, but you're saying like you don't care. Oh, it just doesn't affect me. I'm just like the show that this is groundbreaking, but their feud doesn't affect me. Thought, um no, well that and do you have any more? I love Drew as well. I love Kate lynch at us very talented, very talented, a good choice and Emma Watson, what well, Emma, I feel, Emma I feel is amazing. But I do believe that I don't know the beauty and the beast

things was bad. But I just love her and she is her mind and Granger honey, no doubt about that. Yeah, and she's good in Wallflower too. Wallflower. I have one to add, and it's just that Forever Bridget Jones Diary is a perfect movie. And so I have to give a little bit of a kiss, kiss, a little chef's kiss to re name. You know, we've lost what I love who, We've lost what I love. Bridget Jones, The Ente of Reason, like a perfect sequel, even for Beat for Beat, the same. Oh yeah. And then she gets,

I mean, there's a terrible problematic purpose. She gets arrested in Thailand and she has to like talk. She talks to all these poor Thie prisoners. She's like, I'm British, I'm white. Like it's insane unacceptable. Now never mind, I take it back in the Bridgie Jones, the whole thing is for me, It's for you, Okay. I do want to add really quick amazing. I want to really quickly add to my nissy Nash wait, have you guys watched clause? I hear, I gotta watch. I hear, it's amazing. We

got to watch. I hear the clause is amazing. And then you think about the cast and you're like, yeah, of course it's amazing. It's Carrie Preston. Do you know Carry Preston. Carry Preston is Michael Emerson who was been on Lost, his wife who was Arlene on True Blood. You must know Carrie Preston. I know the name. Okay, Well, she's very good and she's on clause, and Niecey is on clause. And then the rest of the cast is

really good too. Oh you know who's on clause? Caruchi Tram who is that Chris Brown's ex girlfriend after Rihanna, And now she's like a successful actress and it's like a turn for Karuchi, turn for Caruchi. Okay, I think it's time. Can we all just turn and glare dared pour water in his cup? Now? All right? So is it time for for Katherine Nicks? Now tell us about this next time you're gonna do so. This is what critics and fans alike are calling the song of the Summer.

I don't know if you heard her. If you hang on every word I say, but I got something I'm mua share. So listen up. The weather's getting hot, and I am also ready to play. So listen up and I'll tell you how you can make me BA make I avns events. I want to go to events, please, and I need your events events events. I want to go to events, and take me to your events. Don't know if you know, but it is done that. I am just perfect to take to a red carpet where

you must read the dance steps. I know the poses. Yes you know. I slay the skinny arms because I've hated my art since I was a pretteen. Thank you patriarchy. Then s events. I want to go to women so I life is hard. I need to go to women say then seventh, I need to go to women's to scape my life. Can't tell dress Champaigne feature who lift via your dress code list at the door. Don't worry, I've done this before. People will send me ship for

breath frenzy. I look like that ass and breathe. But they need it in a nice way, Yes, they definitial remain it in a night. Then take me to the old events. Spitch don't insult me, be a good host. No face, We'll get that only paper less post. If you ask me for my nailing a dress, hey, we'll get lost. I must confess because I know so much,

because I can't afford to convents. And when I go to womens please please, I need to go to women's ten s events and might be two womens and to escape my life, I need to go to an event to steal the boyd that she's inside. Go to in the front with me. Please, I'll go to an event. Wow. Wow, it makes you feel you like my schedule isn't full enough. That is truly a song for this generation. I think. Okay, do you feel as you get older that you have

less fomo or more less? Okay, of course I know that's a redundant question in some way, less, I don't care as much that I don't go to stuff. I just know at this point, like most events are the same, Like they're fun and I'm going to connect with my friends, but I can connect with them tomorrow. But it's also about like now that I'm dating someone, it's just a different vibe. Like when I was single, I was like, if I don't fuck to night, I will die. And

now it's like, y'all know she fucking every night. I imagine I only get it one day, one weekend a year, and that's Pride. I literally never have FOMO until this Pride year. And every Pride it's like because you want it to be, because you feel like you deserve to have that like fun filled every it is fun weekend, and then when it's not that and like you're kind of figuring out plans, it's kind of like, oh, no, I'm wasting this weekend and it's not the one to waste.

Its stressful. I guess I will say around big events like that where it's like, oh, if I'm I don't go to a barbecue on the fourth of July, I'm trash, like that kind of thing where it's this everyone's doing the same thing. That's whereas it's like, oh, we're all going out to this barnet. You want to come, I'm like no, But if I see a photo on social like, it's going to hurt my feelings. Like even if I decide not to go, I see a photo and I'm like want to die, Oh my god. I mean it's yeah,

I mean that's that's the culture. Baby. Was it a negative experience that caused you to write that song? And if so, who left you out? Oh? Good question? No, I just I love um dressing up and wearing amazing outfits. And if you don't have an event to go to, like I mean, I'll dress up for a normal day, but I treat our Wednesday show like a fashion show. Yes, I always trying and bring a look. It's fun. What about re wearing looks? What are your what's your stance on?

Go for it? Go for it? Okay? But then what's the turnover for new stuff? It's also tough if you wear it look you're like, well, now I can't post to show. Yeah, that's the thing. I have one shirt I'm really liking right now, and I feel like it's made an appearance in a lot of posts, and I get I will say every time I wear something and Dave Mazzoni sees me in it more than once, He's like, oh, this shirt is making another appearance, This shorts going, this

shirt is in heavy rotation. He makes comments because his well know what, they are not all his. Sometimes they are his because I frequently get ham me downs from him. But something but oftentimes they will just be a nice shirt and I now he knows that I like it, so he calls me out, keeps me in check. Yeah. I just try and uh buy new stuff constantly. And as a very wealthy woman with a full time job,

that's easy for me, right right right. You know the thing is in this in these streets, it's like you have to just maybe sometimes like you wear something open when it wasn't before with the tank underneath, or dressed it up with a with a different pant. I wear lots of goodwill I get. I just get big halls of fun stuff into What about footwear? Oh oh, I just love a chunky shoe. I mean I can't walk in heels. It's it's impossible for everyone, for everyone. Thank you,

thank you. Do you think if all my heels on my shoes are like popping off, that that is my fault? Or do you think that that is the shoes, Like okay, the back of my shoes, like the heel will come attached from the disattached from the soul. Is that because I'm walking too hard? Should I have more shoes? How long have you had the shoes? M hmmm. I think it's a cheap shoe that I'm buying. I'm sorry, I just want to top this out with my springy gate. I guess is it are you? Are you rubbing your

heels a little too much? You're scuffing the heel a little too It could be that I'm scuffing the hill a little bit too much. Don't talk to me about footwear. You wear sandals in this city. You will go out and nothing with no I washed my feet when I get home. But think about the amount of filthwhere isn't it a safety hazard? Like like I mean there is, like yeah, broken glass everywhere. Um, but you know you keep an eye out for it. I have thick sandals too,

mm hmm. You know what you wear. And then if you're at the beach, you wear some tevas. I love what's Tiva's water sandals? Even wear them in the city. They have a platform. Well I want is what those like? Those like like the Grecian sandals, like the cover the whole foot and this and the back of the y. Yes. Now, when you're an outdoorsman, do you have a chaco? Do have a taco? Chaco? Chaco chacos tacos are advanced Tiva's. They have a great feeling. You guys don't know what

I'm talking about. You know, as someone who went to Christian summer camp in Arkansas. I have a few pairs and you guys should check it out. Tacos, You've got a fun chaco tant that's all Cris cross on your foot. It is awesome. I thought you were making it was another Casco Choco. You're gonna love it. Chacos. Okay, baby, Do you spend a lot of time in Colorado in the summer? No? You know what. This is the thing now where everyone's like, you go to Colorado a lot.

I'm like, I know, but it's my parents were always like, come back. I love it. I go home all the time. I know, but I'm starting to feel like they see me enough and then maybe one day I'll look back and I'd be like, dang, I wish I had gone back more. I want to see my parents every day. You've got Murph my dog. Now, not the gender matters for Murphy. He's a boy. Sometimes I thought Murphy was a girl. I know, he's so elegant. Could be named it from Murphy Brown, Yes brown, Yes, Murphy is truly

everyone has to go check out Murphy's instagram. Oh my god, my dad will be so thrilled. It's called Everybody Loves Murphy. Yes, let me make sure that's right. And Murphy is what's what's an Irish setter? So elegant, gorgeous, ears, long ears, always groomed. So my dad had one growing up, and so for his birthday one year, we surprised him with Murphy. And Murphy was so small and was the same color as the wood floor, and so my dad didn't notice him. We were all looking like this, what who died? I

was like, look down, that's beautiful. Sweet Murphy's invisible. Everybody loves Murphy. Check him out. Everybody loves Murphy at everybody loves Murphy. I'm happy that you and Murphy are getting some followers, and Sam and Sam and Sam, so everyone. I feel that it might be time to move on to our classic segment, which was called I think so honey, and did you forget that you're supposed to do one? Yeah?

I knew you can't prepared. No I did not. Um, you can't prepared with the songs, but not the topics. That's why you will go last. And of course Henry, we offer the opportunities for you to. I don't think so, honey. As well, and Henry, you've never passed up the chance to I don't think so, honey. Yeah, nothing's going to mine right now. Maybe a trouble history, honey, Okay. And I and Henry. It's hard for Henry to go negative in general, but to go negative on a beloved thing,

you see, I want to try. Well, he's done it before with Katrina Rogers herself. Yes, like I said, but he's a bit There's a burden book in the bedroom and I'm telling in the bedroom now it sounds like you're ready with something that How about you go first? This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so, Hony. As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Captain Crunch okay, So first of all, it's sweetened corn and oats. I

wouldn't dare do that to milk. Okay, you're disgusting. And guess what you are nowhere near at the top of the list of favorite cereals. I'm talking about raisin brand, bitch, and yes I do bravely mentioned raisin brand before number two for me, which is honeying out cheerios, even regular cheerios are better than Captain Crunch sweetened corn and oats. Are you serious? I'm not understanding Captain Crunch. I don't

understand what makes it so mass market? It is everywhere Before I was in the supermarket, there was Captain Crunch up there, And where was honeying out cheerios? And where was Raisin brand? It was nowhere to be found. Also, I am not just coming for the physical material that makes up the surreal itself. I will also be coming for the mascot. Honey, Captain Crunch, you are an old white man at sea and that is a metaphor as well as a literal description of who you are. You

are at sea, bitch, Captain Crunch. How about Captain Never? And that's one minute? How about Captain Never? Favorite cereal knows you got to be and to drink the milk? I drink the milk after everything? Wait, what is its fretty? Pebbles is maybe the only other one that I just don't understand. I only will eat if there's the berries. Y'all eat it both ways. But I love the berries. Captain Crunch and berries. There's a little berries berry balls,

and there's a berries. It's really good. It's also like it's the Captain Crunch brand and it says oops, all berries. So there's no sweetened corner notes. It's only berries. There's two. It's it's two spectrum's two opposite ends of the spectrum in the middle. There's the sweetened oats and the berries sweet corn and the berries. Well, the brand is all over the place. That just feeds my I don't think so honey even more. I don't think so honey, Captain

Crunch I was gonna do. I don't think so honey sandals in the city. But I think that it can it can work. You've convinced me that it can work. Um, I can do something. Yes, I hope that you can. Okay, alright, this is bowen. I don't think so honey. As time starts now, I don't think so honey. Coasters and my coasters, I mean coasters that you would use on a coffee table or any surface to protect what your cheap ass varnished bitch. No, there that never happens. That's that never.

There has never been a forceful application of a glass or a cup on a surface to ever affect the surface and the varnished to dent it that this is a myth. This is a myth propagated by big coasters, which is an industry that is toxic and corporate honey coasters are sponsored by guess what, Haliburton. Bitch, look it up. It's true. Every coaster you buy, Haliburton is behind it, and they're giving that money to Tucker Carlson himself. Tucker Carlson,

who fucked Julie Bowen. Bitch. I'm out here to sexually Julie Bowen because she always goes on Fox and Friends. Do not have any sympathy for Julie Bowen people. She is the devil. She made fun of Sofia Vergara when she was just starting out was race fist. So Julie bow and Tucker Carlson coasters, the coasters are a myth. That's one minute. Explain the Julie Bowen and Tucker Carlson thing, because I don't understand what this is. So what happened was,

and this is fact checked, This is fact checked. Tucker Carlson and Julie Bowen had an extramarital affair and at some point they were like, we're gonna leave, We're gonna leave them. We're gonna leave them, We're gonna get we're gonna get married. Whatever. Julie Bowen divorces from her husband. Tucker Carlson gets cold feet and doesn't divorce from his wife. What a Tucker Carlson things so now, But like whatever, I do not feel bad for her. Where did this

come from? This information? Like just blind items? But like I believe them, bitch, And she's on Fox and Friends. They're looking up on YouTube, bitch, She's she regularly makes appearances on Fox and Friends. She's a fucking idiot, as is everybody else who goes on Fox and Friends or watches Fox and Friends. It's really not a good song. So there's I'm not I'm not saying I'm not being sex negative here. I'm not shaming Julie Bowen for her sexual choices. But I mean maybe yes, like who would

fuck Tucker Carlson honestly, and they're right fucking mind. But also it's fine there's no tolerance for the intolerant. Otherwise you let intolerance win there there you go, no tolerance for the intolerant. I can't believe they hook up anyway. And Julie Bone and you look up at the interviews with Julie Bowen fucking mocking Sofia of regards accent. When Modern Familey first came out, I was like, who the what are you doing? Was she really doing that? She

was like, oh, she was just doing a sofia. I'm not going to do one. I was about to. She was doing sofia of her card impressions on fucking Chelsea Handler and then and then like Chelsea was like stop she did maybe not maybe, I don't know. She tells he wasn't woke back. You don't have your own narrative. She's performing checked this whole story anyway, because I typed in Tucker Carlson, Julie Bowen and couldn't find anything. No, no, no,

you weren't searching her enough. They okay, I'll start harder. All right, what are we thinking? Is it going to be Henry Henry first trouble? Do you want me to go? Do you have one? I think I have one? I wish I remember this, but I'm just gonna let it fly. Oh that's the best. Okay, this is Catherine Cohens. I don't think so, honey, her time starts now. I don't think so, honey, you the world. Who say you don't like sell your life, are you fucking kidding me? Everyone

has sell you life. I see you looking at my thighs when I go running. It's because you like it, because there's texture, because there's something to work with. You. The world, You, the world. I went to college, I didn't have any cellulight. I wore jeans for six months. When I took my jeans off, something I shifted. I had a landscape, a gorgeous landscape painting of little dumps and hills, and that is beautiful. The world, you, the world. Have you've seen a painting? Most are bumpy. I love

a painting. I once had. A boyfriend told me, told me looked like an old painting, and I knew what he meant. I'm like one of those ladies. I'm soft and squishy, and do you the world they're trying to tell me I should be airbrush, but you should say I should get a tan to cover my cellulite. Bitch, it is here to stay. Rumble, Rumble in my legged rumble, rumble in my legg I think rumble rumble in my leggis is a rule of culture. I think it's a

real coach Renumber seventy one. Rumble, rumble in my leggies. It is here to stay now. You the world is another indelible Katherine Cohen catch phrase. You the world that you should figure that in too, seek treatment. Yes, you the world is the world. Write that down, h p Jing you free ideas. Um, that was beautiful, Catherine. I think off the cuff is exactly what someone like you

thrives in. I really do feel. I mean maybe it's in my head that I feel like when I wear shorts and I'm jogging, like people look at my you know, they're not looking at your at your butt. My butt isn't my best feature. My books care better. It has to be one or the other. It's a beautiful better world or a guy, Oh my god, kill me, kill me. But also, you know everything like gay men too, they have those discussions. Okay, straight men aren't the only filthy,

disgusting people. Also gay man or gross you're ready? Yeah, do you have a trouball topic? Well, I'm going to leave that out to Bow and Yang who has a phone out. I don't have the troullball Okay, well I'll look through the trouball topic. You have a note I have a note list which has many troubball topics, and don't be nervous. In fact, I'll go easy on you. Um, well, here the vixen just kidding, Okay, I have a good one. Henry your sorry, It's okay. He needs water to live.

Actually you okay, Henry Kaperski your I don't think so, honey, trollabull. Topic is papar rozzi regulation and the time starts now, Okay, I don't think so, honey. Paparazzi regulation, which must be people that are trying to stop the paparazzi from harassing celebrities. If you're gonna be famous and have a lot of money, you should be open to the idea that people are going to take pictures of you, and you should be grateful that you have all that money and people are

buying what you're selling. And about kids and uh papara Oh yeah, and if you have a kid, you should have never revealed a photo of them in the first place, so paparazzi wouldn't know what they look like. So um, when I have a daughter, I will never let a picture of her be uploaded anywhere ever until she wants that, and she can decide if she wants to be seek out by the paparazzi. So paparazzi regulation is, we don't need it. Keep going, and uh, being a celebrity is

probably really easy. And then that's one minute. I told you he's evil. Being a celebrity is easy. Who has ever said that he wants the paparazzi to run amuck? I like how he assumes A definitely gonna have a daughter, she definitely will be a star. Stand by both of those statements. No, my daughter is gonna she's gonna be amazing. You've always talked about wanting a daughter. An you can

make that choice, you can. What are you thinking? Adoption? Absolutely? Adoption, Yes, the more, the more yes, the more I think about, the more adoption to talk about it. I just there are so many kids out there with the parents, and that I feel like as people that don't want to procreate, like it's maybe that's our purpose for many of our purposes. Yes, and then if you want to do something what beautiful,

you want to pass on your lineage, that's wonderful. But I feel like my purpose is to take a child, a girl probably or um yeah, there you go. See, I think it's irresponsible to bring your own child into this world. And you heard it here first quote me. Wow, you say it's okay to have Sara. Get you say it's responsible to add to the population. But so that and that's why you go into what Henry and I might be opposed on this one issue, but we agree on adoption. Yes, I guess with a second thing, I'm

truly indifferent. No no, with the second thing, no, no, I agree. I truly don't care, like I might even do surcusy if if it comes down and I have an announcement, we are expect. We had sex at hose Up after right after our last show that we did together. Come on, I have a real question. Can you see me as mommy? Yes? Oh that's nice. I never think of it that way. I think you'd be a great literally something I think about a lot. Do I want kids or not. I would love for you to be

around my daughter a lot. I feel like your daughter will be the luckiest lady in the world. She'll be treated like a princess. I think about it. Well, he's crying. His icy heart has melted, my crawling out of his chest, put it back in to the hospital. The hospital already. Um, so this has been a fabulous episode of last Racism. We're going to have one more performance ahead of Katherine Cohen's show The Twist She's Gorgeous on July thirty one.

Bowen final um comments and exaltation to Catherine tell her, we, Matt and I go on every show, every podcast, whatever, every meeting, and people ask who's exciting right now? Who's who really inspires you? Every time with that fail, Katherine's name comes up. Yes, And I always say my favorite show in the every week, which you can literally see

every week for free. It's crazy to me that there's a show every single week for free that Theeast but Tony and and it's Kabernick Caberret every Wednesday night at eight p m. At Club Coming. You can always expect to see exciting talent doing exciting things. Well, thank you so much, both of you, all three of you everywhere

in this room. You inspire me and I love you so much and thank for having we Thank H P. J and H E. R. And this is gonna be Henry Koperski accompanying Katherine and Katherine tell us a little bit about this song before we do it, And I want to make it clear. Henry and I write all our songs together, so it's sort of we share the composition credit. We I come in with lyrics, he claims in with the music. It's a match made in heaven.

And have for talking us. So this last song is a song about my journey, and that's all I want to say. No, no, no, Yeah, A joint de quin Eno, that's the gym where the ads are just porn. I joined de quin Yeah. I pay a lot. I wanted to be hot. I wanted to be sold. Then if you don't worry about me, is that bad to say? I guess I don't give a ship. Why are these moms hotter than me? I should be the one who looks like she's twenty three? Why are these moms holders

at me? Why am not other one stretched marks on my ladder? I've never even had a kid, and these moms have kids and apps, and I'm at their kids have EPs and I've never even served my apps. I'm not nag back God, but for now I'm just going on comes she got so cold in here bird? Why are these moms hotter than me? I should be so what who looks like she's twenty three? Why are these moms waters from me? Why the other one with I thought that was just for thighs. Anyways, I'm hungry. Bye.

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