"I Don't Think So, Honey!" LIVE (Part Two)

podcast dot com. All right, enjoy the show, Come on you guys, ready for more? Let's do it? Um got what do we think of the first half? So I'm I'm feeling yeah, I feel like the room is on fire. I mean, everyone's coming hard. This the bowl is whipping out some truth. Boll is surprisingly effective, Like people are succeeding Flying Colors with the bull Istik bowl that we hand carved ourselves. Um, I mean yeah, this is the yeah,

we this is like an artifact. I mean you know, I just want to say, like object permanence is like this weird concept, but like the bull like embodies that. So I do want to say, we've got a new catchphrase. We've got a new culture word, and it's clap trap. Thank you, Amy Joe Jackson. I just I couldn't. I couldn't help him. My hand started writing. I was like clap trap, and guys, just we've learned a bunch of things from the first half, especially that you can I

don't think so, honey. You can rail against the culture of the relationship with your own mother, which is amazing. Anything anything, Guys, are you ready? Let it? Let's bring on the next group. David massonnings Henry Kaperski had a So Mrs Derakats come on and miss Betsy Kenny bad. Yes, David Mazzoni, please take the days. David Mazzoni, do we have a prepared bit? Are we got diving into the

prepared bed? I have something I need to say. Alright, God, here we go, here we go, and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who say Brittney Spear sucks now, I don't wanna hear it. This woman raised you. Do you have any idea this woman died for your sins, your gay as sins. Okay, when she posts, when she googles a picture of tacos, then takes the first image that comes up on Google lit for tacos and post that image on her Instagram and says delicious. Yum, you

better fucking like it because she died for you. Raise you. So when you tell me all Brittany, she's not the same, she's different, I say, no, bitch, go online, buy that three hundred dollar Vegas ticket and go. She's dead, bitching. It's your faults. I don't think so wow every word of that and now Henry copsk, Henry Koperski pre and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Dancing, I hate dancing. Don't and don't make me feel bad

about the fact that I don't like to dance. If I'm at your wedding reception, I'm sitting down, don't ask me. Are you okay? I'm fine. I mean, I'm eating cake, I'm talking to your older relatives. I'm having a great time. Okay. You know. I like watch Seen People Dance. I love that I saw on the Town on Broadway. My favorite part. My favorite part was the ballet sequence. I'm still gagged for. I live and die for Jerome Robbins. I love him. Okay.

I'm sure I've been on drugs and maybe I have danced a little bit, but you know, I've also been on drugs and eating flowers. Okay, so it's fine. I don't want to dance. Don't make me. I'm not self conscious. I'm not hurting inside. I'm not suppressing my natural gym. I fucking hate I don't like to move my limbs. I like to listen. I like to sit down and listen to So fuck you all your dancers, fuck you for pressuring me. Okay, all dancer, fuck you. Oh my god, unbelievable.

Hannah Solas hand here we go, hand a prayer bowl. I have to speak my truth, okay, and sells. I don't think so many time starts now, Okay, listen, I don't think so honey. Child contestants on the voice, Okay, we do not need you looking. If I wanted to listen to middle school saying, I would google production of teen rag Time on YouTube, which I have done before. Don't even comfort me. Okay. Also let the old people

on the voice. If you're gonna show me a video of the fifth year old man who lost his house in a flood and has six kids, one which is disabled, and you're not gonna turn a chair. I do not think so, honey. I do not think so Alicia Keys, Okay, And then you want me to feel bad for the twelve year old who's bullied for her height. I don't think so, honey. This girl does not need a recording contract.

She needs to go back to middle school with her quickyvibrato and her dead eyes and she learn your math. I don't think, so, honey, get back just school. Oh my god, here we go. It's Derek Cats, come on deck Cats. I have a huge chat and it's liberating that this fits me. Yes, you look on the fire? Are you doing that part of my time? No? I don't think so, honey, started bitching. Okay, one, don't have me come here with opinions because I don't have a lot of them. Like, I don't know what I think

of anything. I don't know. Did you spray me? I guess that's fine. La La Land was cool thirty seconds. I don't know. I liked it. I liked moolight am I bad? Maybe? What are you guys saying? Having opinions on everything? Is seconds? Thank god? Okay? Oh just sing because I want to sing in front of the five seconds. Oh seriously? Um, okay, so that's what I've bet a Derrick Cat thank you. Oh, everyone rides a glass of Betsy Caddy bets. Are we going bre slected? Are we

diving in this bowl? Well? It was gonna audience? Or should I bollish my ohoa? I don't know anything political or anything pop culture? Oh my god? Better here you pick it because I picked one. Do you want this one? Is it good or bad? Susan Boyle, I'm picky. There you go, there we go, do your own starring it out for the class? What is it? Oh, Blake Shelton as a person? Is Blake Shelton from the voice, from the voice as a person, as a person, not as

a vocalist or a musician. I don't know if so, honey, start it starts writing he dates Gwen Stefani, it starts out. I don't think so, honey, Gwen Stefani as herod chuck a girl when you're not Asian. I don't think so, honey, Blake Shellon being an alcoholic drinking out of that little black cup. It's queen. I don't think so, honey, Blake Shellton being at home on a couch watching the TV as himself watching the voice. I don't think so, honey.

Thirty seconds. I don't think so, honey, me having to ever say Blake Shaton coming out of my mouth, I think so, honey. People arguing at a bar about Blake sellon about anything because he's meaningless. Seconds. Come on, I don't think so, honey. You tis been around that tag like that? Five tacond don't get the money five seconds. I don't think so, honey. Give it up for t hat back day Kenny herself. Bet they returned the hat. Batsy returned thatt. Wow, she almost chucked that hat. Are

you ready for the next group? Let's do it? Please welcome Canty Rode ash Grass. Please welcome, Dylan Marron, Please welcome of at least Morales. There's a welcome Monique Moses, and finally, please welcome Patti Harrison. All right, Katie Ashcraft, please take the Katy Ruth. Here we go. All right, Katie Ruth. It is covered by the hat that Betsy alright to the ball. It's gonna be Presock died from me.

Thank you, Katie. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. Okay, So I'm at a restaurant with friends and family friend friends who are like family, and I've the first to finish my meal, which is yolki and a white sauce, And so the waiter takes my plate away, and I say, I don't think so, honey, because everyone else at my table is still eating and I love sitting there. Like the entire time, I wasn't eating like I was like, just water for me, thank you. But I wasn't like that, honey.

Seconds okay, so honey, on the chapter two, I don't you're gonna take my plate from me quite yet? Half of waiter is way to have you ever heard of someone saying I can't finish it? So you want to finish it for me while you're not gonna hear it tonight. I don't have a plate anymore, Okay, I don't know. I finish it off, saying is there an international dish shortage? Why are you snatching my plate like a ring of a real housewife? A second, you need to buy more dishes.

Stop buying so many decorative airplanes. They will go out of style plates. And Katyn ash Coptain is gonna make Dylan Maren picked the hat and the mica fill on the ground, and pick that up, Honey, Dylan, what's it gonna be? A girl? I don't know. I love it is pre selected. Shut the fuck up. I planned this by thinking about it on the train. She's prepared. I don't think so, honey. Casting Laura Dern as Shale Woodley

and Reese Witherspoon's adversary on Big Little Eyes. Wait, when she played their mothers in Wild and The Fault in Our Stars, I don't think so, honey. I fell in love with her in Wild, Okay, I cried my fucking eyes out in The Fault in Our Stars, the book and the movie. And now I gotta watch her play fucking Ranada on Big Little Eyes, and I have to hear her tear. Shaling Woodley a new one, and she

is a struggling single moth. I don't think so. Take again, skip Riese Witherspoon has come into the hospital bed and see that her eyes were taken out. Boiler alert. Old. Now I have to watch them bicker on Big Little Lies. I don't think so, honey. Oh, Free Sylene, free Shilen, all right, free Shylene. Now sympathy for she len from me. Next up is at least moralea moralea you know, we're thinking for your ball. Mike's over there on that stand. You're right here it is. I don't think so, honey, Mike,

thank you. I'm going free selected. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who still care about Kim Kardashian sex tape, let me set the scene for you. The year is two thousand three. Kimberly Noel Kardashian West is but a humble Paris Hilton's closet organizer with a fatass and even fatter dreams. And you know what, you know what she said ridges dick on camera. Okay, and her life was better every goddamn Jason.

Ok It's true. And you know what, any motherfucker who tells me that if they were twenty three years old and listen like Kim Kardashian, they wouldn't make a sex tape as a fucking liar? Who here? Who here is twenty three? Make a sex tape? Do it now? You're not getting any skinnier, You're not getting any skinny, or get your tight little ass on camera before it's blown out by going to work and taking dick. Do it now?

Do it? Do that ship? Now? Okay, when I was twenty three, but I was twenty three, me and my boyfriend bucked on camera. He said that's deleted, but he also said he wasn't cheating on me. So who knows. Guess either way, if the day that elis is the day that Elie more Alice has a new fucking head shot because amazing, thank you. Oh my god, I'm sick old for wow. Come one, Monique, what's it gonna be? Prere bowl by? What do we got? She gets two minutes,

she got two minutes. She gets two minutes. If you can hear me clup once, if you can hear me clup twice. That was for some of you money. If you get two minutes, here we go and your time begins. Now. I don't think so, honey, Donald, motherfucking Trump, bitch. I was born in Canada. I left that ship for you guys. Right now, you have Donald Trump as your president. Motherfucker. I left justin motherfucking Trudeau for this ship. Donald Trump, I don't think so, honey. Your hair, your face, your body,

your policies, your whack, motherfucker, your whack. Everybody hate your face. Everybody hates you, motherfucker. I don't know much about Donald Trump. I just know if it was forty years ago, he wouldn't self rent to me, so he needs to fuck. I don't know much about Donald Trump, and oh, I don't think so. I don't think I want to know much about Donald Trump. But what I do know is that he's a terrible president and everybody hates it. Listen. I don't know much about Donald Trump, and I know this,

I still have another minute. I don't think so, honey. You bitch, motherfucking ship, bitch ass, cant ass, bitch shit fuck you fucking shit ass, motherfucker your ass. It's gonna get impeached very very soon. And you know what, I don't know how it's gonna happen. I might sneaking to your house and find a way to find that you've been sucking a bunch of Russians, or I like fucking look into your past tax history. Listen, Rachel Maddow, you

my girl. We need more, we need more bits, but listen, Trump, I don't fucking think so, honey, Oh my god, there's so much about you that I hate, and a lot of it has to do with the fact, motherfucking back in, come hard Masten, take it home. I'm motherfucking hey, mother fucking Donald Trump. And let me tell you this, I don't think so, honey. You are not any of our

presidents here. We don't like you. And I was gonna give a scathing review to wag a Mama Ramen, but instead I would need your noodles, Donald Trump, Nick Queen Mo and now now Patty Hairson, Oh my god, way, I'm gonna need two minutes to for mine. Yeah, I don't think so, honey. Marvin the Martian, Ah, yeah, you have a brush or scrub on your head, so weird. Uh you you have no mouth, but you're talking that crazy voice so dumb. You agree? Yeah, I know I

wouldn't vote for him either, but I wrote him in. Also, no discernible genitals. That sucks. He is a cartoon and that means I cannot discern his size. I don't know. I'm depend to me, but it is I should be able to know how big you are if I if I experienced you in real life, and I don't know. Maybe he's big, maybe he's small. Sometimes you know, I thought the bugs buddy was the size of a normal rabbit.

But then you're Simony Samon suite in the doving. Also you wear a skirt that rest vertically, and also you have no faith. So there's some crazy, unbelievable giving up for this Amasa Katie reading Lam still barren at least moral and unique both this Patty Harrison should take it. Take it, Oh my god, we love you, all right. And the next group is as follows, giving up for Tessa Hirsh, give it up for Sagi Azera. Come on, Mary, Jula Han, come on, Sarah, Papa Lardo Mary, where's Mary? Mary?

Come about Sarah Papolarda? Where you at? She's coming? Yes, and come on Phoebe Robins. Okay, take the day's testa Hirsh, Oh my gosh, put that hot on selected or will you'll be doing yes? Reselected, Tessa Hirsh, I don't think so many time starts now, I don't think so, honey. People who think their babies are miracles, I literally don't think so, honey. Having a baby is the most basic thing you can do. It's Adam and Eve some baby.

I literally don't think so honey, everyone grows up. They do high school, maybe they do more after that, and then they have babies, a boring thing in the entire world that you could do, and then you post about it on Facebook. And then when I'm sad and I asked my friends to send me pictures of their dogs, you confuse that and send me pictures of your baby. I don't think so. Finish out. Your baby is not a miracle. That's what testa and now sash as your Here we go culture on culture sa as a pre

selected or ball. Oh I'm going pre selected. I don't think so. Many time starts. Now, I don't think so, honey. The seven fucking Dwarves. Okay, we got happy, we got grumpy, we got dopey, fine, sneezy, sneezy, I'm sorry, your major personality trait could be solved with a zertext. Then we got sleepy. There is a woman in a coma and you're gonna be like, I am sleepy. I don't think so, honey. Okay, Now we got doc. Okay, you are a doctor. Second,

you went to Dwarf medical school. Prescribe your friends some fucking shit anti depressants. Sleepy a simulant whatever. Finally, bastball. Okay, why's your name? Of so many fucking continents? What do you the word? Dwarfs? Jesus Christ, it's a movie for kids. Your name is hard to pronounce? How about shy? How shin? I? Next? Shoe? Oh? Here ahead, here we go? Why do we think? Mare? Well? You know, boys, I actually I actually wrote a little

not what do I god? Okay, okay, okay, Princess Diana, Okay, I don't think so. Honey. My older sister Kate, ten years older than me, Thank you. I'm young as hell. When we drove up to Boston, thank you to drive her to college. Thank you. It was actually super memorable because Princess die Um died then. So if you turn on your TV, which we did in our host you can to see tons of footage of those paparazzis driving her into her death. And I'm like, bitch, bitch, why

you gonna die? Right now? You know? I, you know, me and my family try gonna check out that USS Considental, but you but you gonna die? I don't think so, honey, Oh my god, that's what men is. Welcome to the roast to Princess Diana. Oh god, come on, Sarah Papolara, Sarah, is it gonna be prere bull it's pre selected, Sarah Papolara, I don't think the honey time starts. I don't think so women sneakers designs. I'm sorry, but it doesn't. I

don't think that. My gender presentation includes walking at the mall at six am with Susanne and Deborah. Excuse me? Do I look like I want to go for a brisk walk with my friend Dorothy? Oh? I don't don't think so, honey. Seconds do I look like a sixty year old nurse named Carol? No, I don't think so, honey. You know what? You know? Why there are no lady sneaker fiends one because we don't have time for that ship, and because all our sneakers are shitty, pastel, neon flattered bullshit.

Why I don't think so, honey? Why do all the fifteen year old boys look cooler than me? I don't think so high? That's mad? Wow? And now come on, Phoebe Robins, don't wear the hat? What's it gonna be? I'm not gonna wear the head. No, don't don't worry about it. Here we go, Phoebe Robinson. I don't think so many time starts now, I don't think so honey. Black women who wear their long long braids and time of to a top knot that obstructs my view at concerts.

I don't think so high. Bitch. I did not pay one hundred dollars above face value for this cold Play concert tour, not seeing Chris mart and bitch put it in a low ponytail that you go into the SAG Awards. Okay, hon okay, honey, we look. I can't braids our beautiful. Yes. I love black girl magic absolutely, but I'm at a concert. I'd like to be able to see bit. I man pay to see you. You working accounts payable. I don't think so hard. I just want to enjoy a concert

in peace. I don't wanna have to be worried about your bun falling over when you're shaking your head. I can't handle that. I'm not like the Department of Like Housing and Architecture. Honey, together were down better Robins popular baby Robins. Wow, bitch, I hope that you're sitting down at this moment because I'm bet to give you something. It's a little bit of an offer. They're gonna want

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Matrod you Harry and here we go. Come on, Chrissy shall yes, all right, step up, most, step up, take the days. Here we go, Here we go, here we go, no, whatever, whatever we want to fucking hat um, I'm gonna picking bullet bit. Here we go to the poe. Here we go to would you like to choose yourself? Would you like us to draw for you? Please draw for me? I love it. Here we go. I just want to say before I name this, ate this, all of these,

all of these were responsible. The only person responsible for these names is matt Ron. Here we go, Mofi passics. I don't think so, honey, is gonna be David Bowie? Suon David Bowie. Oh my god, I starts, no, I don't fucking think so, honey, David. Motherfucking boy, You're asked fucking likes to like like, I'm sorry, I'm from space. It's like it's like, okay, okay, you're sucking ask comes out. It's like, yeah, I know how to change the fucking

entire conversation about music and gender identity. But I'm not not gonna save you, guys. You know I'm just gonna die January fucking ted by sixteen. I'm piece the funk out. I don't think. I don't think so, honey. Okay, it's like if you're sucking, you're like suking black starking, like you're okay, like you dropped that, and then you're like you know what, yeah, okay, bye bye bye, and like I didn't you grow up? You're like, I'm from I'm

from Ndon, but also from everywhere. And he's like, so, honey, from white person, your white person, his face, and why didn't you die? I don't think so. How do you fink it's like gorgeous in your cheekbones? Okay, like we get it. Okay, seconds, okay, okay, you said it that diamonds take bitch. I don't think so, honey. One minute, Wow, give it up, have some respect. That takedown of David Bowie. Wow, live at Little Fields, guys, give it up, give it up.

It's Tim black Bla, come on to him. Here we go. I just want to say one thing, Tim Platts are only straight white male in this entire and he decided not to make a thing of it, didn't want to make himself like seen or known. And that's admirable for a straight white male to lend in huge Here we go. Respect, tim Platt, I got I already got one, got one. Here we go, tim Platts. I don't think so many time starts now, I don't think so when I put soy milk in my coffee and you clump up, I'm

trying to be healthy. I'm trying to help me environment. I know soy sucks too, that sucks too, But I feel I'm choosing soy before everything else. I'm being a good boy, making a good choice. And I just started to feel a good boy today and this morning you're clumping up like I didn't choose you to be a good thing for me. But now you're sucking up my favorite morning ritual. It's my favorite one fuck off. You know, when you get that coffee, it's like a little tree.

It's like a little dessert in the morning. It's so cream and consistent. Consistency makes a dessert, not crumbs. Crumbs don't make a dessert. If a cake is crumby, it's a bad cake. If it's consistent, that's a good dessert. So I wants healthy and which soy milk? It's healthy? You ain't consistent that one man? Come on, give it up. And now now the Queen oh Rachel, Oh my god, you're holding a phone. I think that means pre It

means I have to take a quick call. I haven't pre prepared, but I picked it for my own fucking random bowl this morning. Here we go, we all have one. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, all right, I don't think so honey. People that are like, um, I just don't like watch TV. What you don't watch TV? Stop bragging about that. You sound like a fucking idiot. You think you're better than me because you don't watch TV. You're not better than me. TV is it? Bitch? TV

is America. If you don't watch TV, you are not a patriot. If you don't watch TV, you didn't vote. I will watch TV all day, all night until I fucking died, and then I will shoot mic remains up into space so that they can live for eternity amongst the television satellite. If you don't watch TV, just what, bitch? We have nothing to talk about a brunch because if you don't watch TV, you do not know who Alexander Scarce Guard is. You didn't see TARTHI, and no one

see strap in bitch. TV is the future that the future. You heard it here first. Oh my god, here we go. You are at my well, I'm gonna do pre selected I mean a last minute change, and I'm feeling really confident about it. Hats okay. Um, I don't think so, honey. Devil's advocates Um okay, Like eat my slit, Like it's like it's like it's the devil, Like why are you

advocating for the devil? Like and every single person who's like, I'm just playing Devil's advocate is like all of your ex boyfriends who like put inside of a blender world together and like assuming all the worst traits of all of them. And like you talk about being a Devil's advocate like you're in mensa. You're a fucking idiot, Like you're trying to reverse the way the river flows stop. Like it's not interesting, it's not exciting to be a

Devil's advocate. You're a mediocre white bitch. I hate you in my slab five seconds. If you're a Devil's advocause in this room, rethink your life, rethink your choices. I implore you. I'm wearing this hat because I want you to stop doing what you're doing. That's in my slap, Oh my god. And now Chris A shackle my come on, what's it gonna be? Oh my god, thank you so much. And it sounds like Pratt. I'm gonna do the bowl. The bowl, you guys, choose it for me because my

hands are dirty. Chrissie, I've never walked in. No, I don't think so, Julie andrew No, I don't think so, honey, Julie Andrews. What the funk are you doing in Princess Diaries? Get out of my motherfucking movies where you don't sing. Okay, yeah, you're a good actress, but we're here for the voice, are we not. We're here for the voice, and we're here for the hair. But also, I don't think so, honey, Julie, and let's see you with long hair. What are you hiding?

Who do you think you are? You think Tyra told you you have good bone structure for short hair. Dirty. Second, I want, Julie Andrews, I want to see you on America's Next Time Model being the white girl that they give a weave and she starts crying because it hurts. That's what I want to see from you right there.

So honey, Julie Andrews, wear a scarf around your neck, and Princess Diaries, get that scarf around your neck, waving in there, give me some life on screen a second by five seconds five they helm are alive with the sound up me. I don't know that one. Oh my god, give it up for this group, Mode frypathic, Tim flat, Rachel when it's give me, oh my god. I'm guys, this is our final group of the evening. Here we go,

we are gagged. Give it up for Marsha Belski, mar Shho, Sarah Bro, give it up for Tim Murray, give it up for Ada Bregas and last but not least, Michael Hartney. Come on, come on, this is our last group. This is it you guys. Here we go the pinnacle of culture. Let's go. Marshall Belski, come on that hat that Mike. Here we go, per Bowl. I'm gonna do a pre selected thank you so much. This is marshabowskis I don't think so, honey, time starts. No, I don't think so, honey.

Freedom of speech, honey, honey, honey. Much like banks and the color yellow, maybe you're not for everyone. Uh Unfortunately, I mean, it's like this idea that everyone has, like everyone's entitled to an opinion and a voice. Why form of civilization? Agree to disagree? I don't think so, bid, thank you, I don't think so, honey, Tommy, Lauren, not on my four mothers back, absolutely not. We did not work for you. Here are the men who will be banned. Men who make eye contact number men who do not

make eye contact number two. Final, though, unfortunately I will be interfering in the arts as well. Things to do not pass the Bechdel test penalty is death. Thank you. I don't think so, honey. So come on, come on, and now there we go. Pray. Would you like to wear the hat? You can say? No, okay, even women's right to choose? You do you do culture? Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Guys you have a crush on that asks you to read their pilots

or read their script or watch their web series. I don't think so, honey. If you have not bought me twenty six dinners, I'm not going to read your twenty six pages. Thank you, No, thank you. Go to grad school, hire a coach, dit, Oh my god, don't gasping I have friends that have written books. I have enough time to read. I read your fu pilot, I have one fucking no, get a full time job. Don't go to the coffee shop at nine A. I'm go to the

office a second. That healthcare. No, your pilot about Brooklyn roommates finding their voices not original. I don't think that's one minute. Take that man, Take that man and now him, bitch. Tell us what's good I'm doing. Thank you so much. I love you too. I have something I need to rage about. I'm gonna preselected read tim Mary. Don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, Honey. Harry Potter bullies, I've never fucking read it, and I never fucking well

because I am almost dirty. Honey, I missed the boat, Honey, it's not gonna happen. Oh, he's an orphan with a scar on his face. I don't give two ships. You know who else was an orphan, honey, Annie, Honey? You know who else was an orphan? And great expectations? Honey? You know who else was an orphan? The orphan in the movie The Orphan, Honey. I like my wishcraft and wizardry with a strong female character at the time of money. Give me Sabrina the teenage wit Honey, give me this focus,

honey to turn down Harry Potter World. Build me a practical magic world with a sound replet tilted world. This old kidman tear us out. I don't think so. My guardian Leviosa, we got him leving No song on man on Nicole Kimman. Carousel, you can ride around the hours. Oh my god, Anna Fabrega, Fabrega. Oh my god, here we go, Anna Fabrega. What you're gonna do. She's gonna wear the hat. Go oh, it's like the spirit stick. Anna Anna Anna? Is it gonna be pres gonna be

pre selected so much? Here we go, Here we go, Anna Fabrega. I don't think so many time starts now I only have sixty seconds. I don't think so, honey. I need more time than that. My criticisms are too complicated to summarize in sixty seconds. I don't think so, honey. You know I come forty five minutes here commuting to do sixty seconds. I don't think so, honey. And you

know I could the ball. You know you could do something positive where people say I think so honey, how about how about how about a hundred and thirty seconds? You know, hey, I think so honey. I'm not Twitter. I don't come here to tweet sixty seconds as No, I don't think so honey. It's in the head. What at my Yankee doodle? I don't think, so honey. I don't think, so honey. I need more time. If you want to talk, let's talk for more than sixty seconds.

What I'm doing. Don't like a minute. I don't think. I don't bring up everyone prepared for an education from Michael Hornack. I don't do a hat. You don't do it. I don't do a hat. Come on, what do you do? Preyer ball preselect Michael Hartney time starts. You did that Facebook thing where you listed your favorite movies by year

and you chose the usual suspect. Thanks, So that movie is a crap ass sham and if you like it, you are a straight have fun and you're a chump ass bitch who's probably getting cheated on right now when you know what you deserve it. I do not think so honey. Twist wise, aren't twist if? At the end of sixth sense, it was like, I don't see dead People go Home audience. You wouldn't be like cool twist

m Night if I wanted to see that. If I want to see Kevin Spacey talk for two hours and just make shift up, I'd ask him about the women. He's fuck fuck give it up for that trip. Marshabalski fair at Maryanna Propraga, Michael Hardy. Guys, Wow, wow, Oh my gosh, you'd just heard fifty. I don't think so, honey. It's from fifty two fifty two if you count us. Wow, you guys, thank you so much for joining us. Before we end the show, we're gonna draw for the raffle.

Here we go, There we go. We're gonna draw the raffle again. Here we go. Translate. You will win, and I don't think so. Any culture hat and you must come up and wear it and have your moment. Have your moment. Oh yeah, if you want to give it, I don't think so, honey. If you win this, please feel free. Ticket number is three nine eight zero three three. Do we have a winner? Zero three three going one

zero twice? Come on, guys, and we're drawing another seriously, three nine eight zero three three someone someone bought it someone's leaving. I don't think so, honey. Okay, Maddie, were draw another one? All right, I'll join another one? Sorry? Three zero three three or whatever that was what it was, okay, three eight zero seven four? Oh, I don't think so, honey. Do you want do you want to do the ball or do you want to know? I've been thinking about it a time. Let me tell you what I see.

Here we go, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. You have motherfucker's who took yoga from my people? No, I've like been ashamed of myself forever. And then you get strong and say, no, mus day, who is just not being strong? Like I shut babe thirty more seconds, take a deep breath in, open your mother fucking third I did, and take off big fucking you still have time, Come on, take hell, let's just let that go. And that was one. That's one. Oh my god, she won,

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