Forever. Look man, oh I see you. Why look over there? How is that? Yes? Goodness? Okay, okay, the party all right? I had a feeling it would be a party. How all right? Quick scan? Is everyone in this room as hot as literally every man we've seen on the street. What the fuck? Can we just say every man in Toronto is maybe gay? Maybe gay, I mean maybe gay and fully hot. Like I mean, it's y'all are turning fall up. But wait, I actually, by the way, my
name is Matt Rogers Stevenzony. I'm so excited to be here. You guys so much for coming out. Um uh Bowen Yang is absent tonight. He got a new job. Unfortunately it's Saturday night, so this is a conflict for him. Yes, unfortunately. But you know what, honey, I am here to scoop the Yes, yes, honey, seat will take the gig, toss it right in the bag. Yes, m Davi is here. I'm so excited. Um, you guys, we are having such a good time. Literally, Toronto is now one of our
favorite cities. First sure, I mean, the food is good, the cocktails are good. I mean, and like we said, like every guy in the street, like will maintain eye contact with you and like they don't look away. And so they walked by and Matt and are like was he and wait? Was he? I have a question? Do we think that everyone looks so good today? Because it's like the first real day of fall, and they're they've
decided to take turnal. Look. Yes, everyone's had a jacket on layaway and everyone's like, oh my god, it's time for my jacket. That's my September twenty ninth jacket that I laid out nice and special. Absolutely, I mean, you gotta get it out. We've been waiting. Excuse me, I have I have something to say. I got a manicure
for you guys, alright whatever. Toronto Blue Jay, Blue Bitch Matt's Matt's never gotten to manicure before, so like now now that he has one for the first time, he's like holding his beer like this, ordering, like ordering from the menu like this. I I you know how, you know how famously when you get a manicure, you have to let it try. Yes, So I sat there for like way too long and they were like, you can leave. Bit like they're trying trying. I wanted to make sure, well,
you like the Blowers. I like the Blowers. It's actually a rule of culture number seventeen. I love the Blowers. Um. Yeah, So Toronto Blue Jays, I mean this is this is big. My cousin, my I grew up with, Thomas is now picture for the Toronto Blue Jays. Thomas Panolne. So Thomas Poe. We have to make him the gay icon of the major league Major League. Listen, he is a total ally. He is such a great friend and like, honestly like grown up within my entire life. I just got a
Toronto Blue Jay's jersey with his name on the back. Yes, bitch, and I will be rocking it in New York City no matter where I go, because I do not care because for me, sports are about fashion. Yes, who here gives a funk about sports. One woman was like absolute. Her name is Cheryl Gretzky. I forgot Wayne Gretzky was a person until today. Even tell you, I'm not gonna lie, but I feel really special here because my last name
is Rogers. Yes, and y'all love some Rogers. It was like, Matt, I think we could just walk in to like maybe here or here or here and maybe get anything, and I'll be like hi, um a reservation for two. My name is Matt Rogers, and they'll be like right away, sir, or not, or just be like yeah, like a thousand other fucking bitches get to the back of the line. I see you in your merch. I see you in your march. Can you stand up and show the merch every It's actually this is so cool, you guys. It's
actually a real love culture number seven. There's always an opportunity to sell merch. Sure, um, I don't own a piece of our merch. I actually don't either, but I'm waiting for it for free, Mama. I can't get a discount on it, even though it's my own thing. Yeah, no, I don't know. This is interesting to no one? Cool. Um, So you guys listen to the podcast who here listens to the podcast awesome? Who here does not? And it is confused? Yeo, you guys are like all on the back.
That's good. Uh, what's happening tonight? What's happening tonight you guys? Is we are doing? I don't think so, honey live and so this Yeah, so this is um a show that Bowen and I have done in New York and Los Angeles and this is our very first time doing a real I don't think so, honey, almost said across the pond, overseas, honey, overseas. Okay, in another nation, and um, I must say, a much better nation. You guys are.
You can't even take to be here. Yeah, you guys are doing like how to be a country so much better than taking notes seriously, Um, but basically, what's gonna happen is we're gonna have thirty comedians grace the stage and they are going to take one minute to rail against something in pop culture that is pissing them off, that needs to be taken down A notch bitch that needs to hear it. Okay, So you're saying you're looking at this thing and you're saying no, no, no, no,
Like we did one yesterday. We we actually did a recording with the Angels, Greg Brown and Mitchell Moffa. Oh my god, so handsome. Also I genuinely feel like my sisters now, yeah, true sisters and also very handsome. Ten years together, How how does it happen? No, like that was always said, We were like, I know, yeah, everything you do comedy, So how have you been together to maintain a relationship. So basically, um, they they were on our show yesterday and we all didn't I don't think
so honey. I did mine on several snape. Yes, I did mine on that girl who you just met. That's saying like I love you like and like hugging you kind of from the side, but you just met her. It's like, bitch, you don't love me. You have you don't know, like many bad things about my personality. Can relax. Um, So basically we are going to EMO for you now a couple. I don't think so honeys And taking the stage first, my co host today Dave Mazzoni, a veteran
of I don't think, so honey. He actually was a finalist in Coach War, the very first competitive I don't think, so honey, used to Pat Regan, who yes, Pat, someone who's in hollars for Pat. Yeah, we're gonna tell him. There were none. There were none, No one knew who he was, and you all can seek treatment. So I mean to do an example of a pre selected I
have something I'd like to talk. Okay, so this is Dave Mazzoni's pre selected I don't think so honey, and his time starts now, I don't think so, honey, rent the music hall. Okay, we're not gonna why you have to must I never thought that here, like maybe twelve years later from being introduced with it, I would take this of Benny, who's simply trying to collect the rent required to pay for the building his family owns. I rewatched the movie recently and was like, I don't understand this.
They don't want to pay the rent. This doesn't hold up. I love out Tonight, Tango Marines a lot of fun, there's a lot of production value. B is a lyrical masterpiece, but overall they have to pay rent fifteen minutest seconds, So you know, just like being in somebody who knows a little bit about real estate, I'll say this, Okay, it doesn't matter how queer, how much of an artist you are. Now do you ride a big bitch? You need to pay your bills. But also pleasing about it.
One minute fables a true pro thank you. You know what song is a slave from rents? What I love a ballot? But you know what you guys in the movie Rent, did you know that all of the smoke that's leaving their mouths is fake? Um? It wasn't cold. It was very warm when they filmed it, and so they had to animate all of the fog coming out of their mouths. Next time you watch it, watch for that.
Very distracting. It's very distracting more, you know. Alright, great, Okay, So Matt, Matt is going to do an example of the trobe Ball. Yeah. So we have an a list of topics that we together. Yeah, you know, um basically like you know, some things that we love that are hard to go negative on. Past past troball topics have included Julie andrews Um I did one one time on Jesus Christ, Sandra. Sandra Bowen had to do Sandra and it was a fucking meltdown. Wait, Toronto's own Sandra, right,
She's the queen here. She was fucking robbed at the Emmys, though, I don't think so, honey. The Emmy's I don't think so, honey. The Emmy's absolutely already. Man, I'm gonna choose. I'm scared, Okay, don't be scared. I'm gonna do my defensive Toronto Blue Jay's stance. Okay, to what is it already? You're I don't think so. Honny is Drew Barrymore go. I don't think so, honey, Drew Barrymore, because you don't do enough fucking movies. Where the funk have you been? I don't
want to see you on Santa Clarita diet, Bitch? What the fund is the Santa Clarita diet. The only thing I've ever heard about the Santa Clarina diet is a doesn't work in real life. I guess and be it was gory. My mom said it was too gory. I don't think so, honey, Drew Barrymore. You have that production company, Flower Films. You talk too much about again getting it on Amanta Comedy. I don't think, so, honey, Drew Barrymore. You do too many movies with sucking. Adam Sandler, bitch.
Adam Sandler isn't not the one's number six. Adam Sandler is not the one. Drew Barrymore, you are sucking again. You can pull off brown and blond and red hair. What is this the fucking Christina aguilar a Candyman video. I've seconds, I'm saying it's Drew Barrymore, You Barrymore on screen and it's one minute. Guys, give it up from Matt Roger feeling hot. Yes, honey, he is gay. Gay? She is gay? He is gay? Allay, are you guys ready to start this fucking show? I feel a very
good energy. It's a very good energy already. So we made up some group names for each of the groups. Say they'll be coming up in groups of five. Our first group is the Blue Jays. We thought about this group name for one second, once, entirely one second. Here we go, there we go. We got Sam Spurazza, we got Ashley Cooper, we got Alice Rose, and we got Taylor Rivers. Yes, yes, crad favorite Wow. The very first to the mic is Sam Sperraza. Let's do it, Sam, Sam?
Are you doing? You've got these pants pants? Honey? Yes, you better turn the look all right? Are we so selected or are we goin the trouble? Were selected? He has a predilection for the preselection, and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. War World War one, World War two, the Cold War, Star War, skin War, Storage wars. So many wars were forced to watch watch horrifically. Oh if I were the first one, I have somebody saying the world leaders, okay, stop it I mean it, it's
really bad. If you ever read a textbook, you know that, like from the beginning of time, war has been really bad, so bad, and I know that. Like there's all these like rules for international war and everything, like you can't use certain kinds of flamethrowers. Okay, um, but like seriously, there's so much more you could do to help the world.
Like you could you could go to law school and you could graduate SEMDE and then you could, like I get a diplomatic job helping the diplomacy between China and to bed or you could take a to go cup to Starbucks. Easy. Look, all I'm saying. All I'm saying is it doesn't have to be so hard. And five seconds. That's why for this, So I don't think so hideing every clip I get, I'll donate five cents to help end war. Which war? I'm so glad you asked all
of them. Yeah, it's actually rule up. Coats are number seventy. Make law school, not war, and please give a warm Welcoto the like Ashley Cooper, Ashley Red is your color, lady. Okay, here we go, Ashley Cooper. You're I don't think so, honey, times starts right now. I don't think so, honey, gate keeping fandom. Oh you think because you got bullied when you grew up for the things that you like, that that means it's your turn. But guess what, motherfucker things
are for everyone. Comics are for everyone, sci fi is for everyone. Sports is for everyone. If you like a thing, you're allowed to like a fucking thing. I don't care if you spend one minute or one hour or one week on it. It doesn't fucking matter. Everybody gets to do whatever the funk they want, and I don't want
to hear. Well, maybe you're not a real fan. If go suck a dick of these this head white guys who think that they need people to prove themselves to them because they cried their ass all the way home from schooling great, this is bullshit and everybody should just enjoy what they want and shut the fuck up off. Five seconds. Yes, yes, bitch, perfect, enjoy our No gatekeepers, shut the fun up, shut up, let me enjoy. And speaking of enjoyment, I'm about to enjoy. Lucas Loiser, Come on,
your cute, fuck so handsome talk to us. Are we gonna do a pre selected topic. Are we going to do the troll ball? Ok? Okay, here we go, Lucas Loiser your I don't think so, honey, time starts now. I don't think honey. The disrespectful death of Lexi Great from Great Anatomy. Oh so we know where. Literally she gets crushed under their plane and died fifteen minutes into the episode. Literally mothers everywhere or morning her death during
a parent like a Pantine commercial. Sadistic. Also, she had bangs day seconds bangs literally, so he does not level banks. You don't kill banks, you transfer bangs. Also, she was dating that forty years old senior Dr. Sloan. It grows, that's okay. And then also Sandra afterwards, just like guess what, she was devoured by wolves a what the heck? That's a bunkers seconds website. And literally, if you dish on the death, you never returned. I don't think I wanting
to disrespectful. That looks like that's one minute. What you know what, Matt, that's actually a rule of culture that you just said. It's rule of culture. You don't kill bangs. You don't kill bangs. You don't kill bangs. If a bitch has bangs, you keep her on, you leave, that's just killing a role, the one with the bank, the one with the bank. Everyone and and respect for Kyler Lee. We say her name, alright, alady, welcome Alice Rose, Yes, Alice. Okay, so are we doing a priest like the topic or
the trouble? Oh bit, I got something to talk about talk about? All right? Well, Alice, you're I don't think so, honey. Chime starts now, I don't think so, honey. Straight boys who don't eat pussy. Oh. I was on a date a few days ago with a straight guy talking over dinner, and he let it's that he doesn't eat pussy, like some grand fucking declaration. I was floored. As a member of the queer community, I know this ship doesn't stand.
I'm out there trying my best to be g g G. I'm out there eating ass, doing the fucking it's hard miles, doing the fucking lord's work. Okay, this motherfucker doesn't want to eat pussy. I'm sorry. Seconds you know who's fault it is. You know who's really to blame. DJ Khaled, Yeah, we've we've all heard that interview, and what the fuck motherfucker's out there? Looking like pussy is the only thing because it's eating. I'm sorry. Okay, it's a weird place,
a weird place to start a diet. But who knows. Maybe this week, no pussy. Next week he cuts out fried food five seconds. The week after that he stops feeding off the successes of talented rappers. That's one man, Alice Rose. Everybody give it. It's actually it's actually rule of culture number nine. I'm out here eating, am I'm out here. I'm out here eating a speak to me after Already we have one final member of the Blue Darius. Alright, it is given up for Taylor Rivers. Let's go, let's go,
very handsome. Now, let me let me ask you a question. Pre select a topic or the troll ball. Okay, already in Taylor Rivers, you're I don't think so many time starts now, I don't think so any open casket funeral, Thank you God. Sorry, sorry, sorry, speak on it. If someone in my life calls me and tells me you're dead, I'll take their word. I don't need to fucking see a dead body, Like what the fuck? Also, like, who
was the first person to like pitch that? And was like, like, who was a sick fucker that was like, you know what we could do. We could open it up. You can open it up and everyone will have to look at it. Also, I don't think so, honey. The makeup artists that like work on the corpses. So every time I've been to and I don't every time I've been to an open casket funeral, the faces like beat for the Gods dusted. Why is Grandpa laying there with a
full contour and a posthumous smoky I wonder. Also, I feel like the makeup artists are like trying to get like their big break. When I want when I like go to funeral, I want to remember the person for who they are, not like a Season eleven hopeful with a sickening entranced. I don't think so, honey. Open casket funeral, that's one minute. Taylor Rivers, Oh my god, but have we gotten this off to a six star win? Guys, get out Sam's for us, Ashley Cooper, Lucas Lasso, let
Rose and Taylor Rivers? Yes, thank you all, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I mean, wow, damn it a fucking postumo, Miss cat I or whatever the funk he said, you know, my grandma recently passed away and we were carrying her casket. I yes, I was a pall bearer. Thank you. Um. As we were carrying her casket, I tripped and I'm pretty sure we buried my grandma. Kind of like this, because I definitely felt a weight change inside the coffin. But I mean,
I didn't say anything. Me and my cousin Louis were like, let's just not say anything. You can always count on Louis. Louis is great, alright. This next category is called may believes Honey already Lauren scratch Gia, Louay, Brendan de Suza, family built it. Oh my gosh, how's it going? Thank you for being here? Guys? Are you excited? Yea? All right, and first to the mic is Laurence scratch Law. Lauren, are you doing pre selected or do you have something
for the trouble? I am doing pre selected. This is Laurence scratch her. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, all right, I don't think so, honey. The L word reboots. Oh, I don't know if how smell you guys are with the L word. But let me say finger paint you a picture, all right, so we all know the cast of friends right now. Picture Ross as a lesbian. He always was L word. Guys, I am so over revival. Brenie had willing grace, we had fuller House, we had Rosanne.
Rest in peace, bitch. Some things just need to be left in the past alongside that sex addiction. Guys, we the L word was legendary. It was. It was a show at its time that showed lesbian death to be the same severity as lesbian bed death. Okay, and it left us with more questions and answers like why did Shane have seven different haircuts? Who? Where did Poppy? Where did Poppy go? Does anybody know? I don't know who knows? But honestly, guys, we just need to honor things at
their time. You know, maybe it was problematic, but I swearted it. They fucking bring Jenny back from the dead. I will cut, not only cut a bit, but so her up to I don't think so high. You have been warned. Elwood. L word reboot not for us, No, that was norn trash. Everyone welcome, jellow, what's up? J'allo are so good? So listen, are we doing a pre selected topic? Are we doing the trouball? Okay, this is yellow wang is pre selected? I don't think so, honey.
Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who eat pizza at Chinese bufface, what the fuck is wrong with you? You basic colonial clown? Why the funk would you eat pizza at a Chinese buffet? Why would you pay thirty dollars plus tax to eat sauce on bread? Couldn't doctor full cost value analysis before you got to this Mandarin? Or do you just have the palette of a fucking five year old. The only reason why pizza exists at a Chinese the first place is to silence
demon white children. Otherwise, if you're gonna eat pizza at a Chinese buffet, that's kind of like going to M I. T for a Humanity's degree. It's not to me eating pizza at a Chinese buffet indicative of having a week moral character you. I don't think, soney. That was one minute. That was amazing. Pizza at the buffet. Pizza is just bread, sauce and cheese. And as handsome motherfucker is Brendan de Suza Brendon, are we doing pre selected? Are we going
to the tall first trap. Anthony Parowski is on stage. Give it up. What are we thinking? Pre selected? Okay, this is Brendan Susis. I don't think so honey, as time starts, No, I don't think so honey. Sushian fusion sushi Fusian restaurants. Yes, yes, listen, I don't care. How cultured do you think you are? Your your sushi burrito isn't some hip and trendy new food trend. It's called a hand roll. It's exists for literal centuries for your
gentified as landed On. Queen Weston decided to find a new way to eat sushi that circumnavigates your inability to ease chopsticks. Wow, I'm a simple brown boy. I like all you can eat sushi because it's cheap. Because I'm South Asian, I'm already seven percent white rice sushi. I don't need to be waiting through a metric ton of
books of sushi options. You can google sushi and come across sushi, burrito, sushi, burger, sushi, pizza, sushi lives on what the Sushi List, which you fuckers thought it was okay to deep friar rice cake and call it a hamburger. Bunn. Sure about that, sweetheart? You really want to eat these culinary crimes against Jesus. Restaur soul. At least have the fucking decency to come up with an original name for it. Five seconds sushi burger, Call it a stuffing stuffed rice
cake instead of calling it sushi pizza. Just calling gross instead of calling it sushi lasagna. Kill yourself. I don't think so. And I just want to say a spinoff has been birthed. I'm not sure about that, sweetheart. We're gonna start doing that show. I'm not sure about that, sweetheart. I don't know. I might be into sushi lasagna, but we'll say that for another day for ya to uh yeah, we're doing pre selected trouble nails. Look so nice. Put
him in the trouball come oh first, love that. I love that, And let me tell you these nails are men for picking, because this is a very good one. Yow your I don't think so, honey. Trollboat topic is Tom Hanks yep, crack and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Tom Hanks, how do you win the oscar over Dead Dell? Fucking Washing, Run Force, Run, run Away, run Away, Get Out of my Mind, Get on my head, get Out, get Out. That's a good movie.
That is a better movie, that deserves an oscar to Mama, get Out. I don't think so, Tom Hanks, Philadelphia. That's the only thing good you've done in culture easily, isn't it? Tom Hanks? I don't think so. How do you collect typewriters? What are you typing to yourself? Who's collecting type artist? Who the fuck is this guy? What did he writing apology letters? Dear l? I don't think so. Many Hanks? How good of an actor are you? How can you not break calling Hanks out? He's dreamy, he's nice, he's
a nice character, a nice guy. Daddy doesn't do anything for you seconds. Why is he at a network show? Is that a blockbuster movies? I don't think you're gonna be Mr Rogers. Fuck you have a nice day in this neighborhood, mom? Very good, y'all? Y'all. Wait, honestly, I will say this, obviously you're a fan, because only a fan knows that he collects typewriters. I mean, take a Valvitch. Okay, that was unbelievable and now give it up for Emily building.
The outfit is pride. Suspenders, are prideful, their children suspenders. And I woke up like, oh yeah, absolutely, so, Emily, are we doing a p I was gonna do trouble, but I'm fucking mad. Okay, Okay, so I Emily an improvised pre selecting. This is Emily built in improvised. I don't think any preestlets the topic and a time starts now. I don't think so. Brett fucking Kevin, No, I don't think so. No, you do not get to be part
of the fucking Supreme Court. Okay. If you are a rapist once, you are a rapist for the rest of your goddamn life. I don't care if you didn't penetrate her whatever. You are a sexual soldier, and that's what you would be. I don't care if you have two kids. I don't care if you a wive. I don't care if you cry. You're fucking sexual soldier. Yes, good, I'm mad. Also, I'm pretty sure he's links with Russia? Do we feel that?
Do we feel that? Also, he doesn't know what that line you know that they described for white supremises, I don't know I spent two and a half hours on YouTube this morning listening to videos of him and I hate him. Yes, yes, like there's are reasons I'm a lesbian. I'm celebrating my one year anniversary of being gay, and I've never been happier. Yes, we cannot be happy to be in Canada right now. America is a garbage nation. We are truly happy to be here on Canadian soil.
And we're so happy about this group. And they believes. I believes, Honey Catch Brandon, Susa, Emily Build. Thank you guys. Wow, Matt, that was amazing. We had our first trouble, the first trouble, and that was an expertly executed I mean, trouble is tough, but I feel like when somebody goes for we're on their side. Yes, where does do it? Tell? See some more triples. There's only been one out of ten already,
so just ten wow math um Okay. This next group, this next group is called the Drake give it up for Shane, Louis Hodo, Hersy, Lorenzouandos Come on, out, come on, on on, out, come on, out, come on. Yes, and the first to the mic, we are proud to welcome Alan Shane Louis. Okay, turning a fall. Look, we love looking handsome. Handsome indeed, hell, yes we're just so. I'm
excited in Toronto. Yes, you're like choking me away, just have me, have me alright, So sorry we made you uncomfortable already, It's now time to ask question Alan, are you gonna be doing a pre selected topic or the troll ball? Alright? Okay, you're ready, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Drake. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, all right, all right, all right. I'm black, but I do a lot of white things. And the whitest thing
I do is go to hip hop concerts. And I had the misfortunate of going to one free ticket whatever it was medium. It was a medium concert, and I told my friends this and they hate it. Like you know, you don't like you don't like Drake. How you from Toronto and you don't like Drake? Alright, first off, you're from Merschman Hill. Calm down, Kevin, calm now, listen. I understand if it's in the club and it's bumping, you
can dance, do it. I enjoy it. I understand that, But don't pretend for a second, you can meditate on any of his lyrics. Honestly, if Drake's snerrics are deep, if it was a pool, you couldn't dive in it. I couldn't do that, all right, so disingenuous. I can't handle that. It's so annoying. You pretend to be a gangster almost. He's also here's the one thing about him.
He is a a finition of a boy. He's straight up all right, whether it's not raising his kids with dating at but most importantly in the worst thing about him five seconds he fakes a Scarborough accident. I can't handle that. Shane Lewis, Wow, Wow, you know Drake is also in the Trouball Yes we might hear more about here. That was amazing everyone giving up for Hodo Hersey to the mike. Oh my god, right now I feel like I'm lips thinking for my life. Yes, you are, you are?
You understand so don't it up. Don't suck it out. That makes yes, we're not. We're going to decide who Michelle is later because they look at two vicious up here. We both want to be Are we doing pre selected or trouble? We're doing a motherfucking pre select Hoto Hersey. Here is your I don't think so, honey, and your time begins now. I don't think so honey. People against gentrification here hear me out. Okay, all right, I know you guys are like, we're white. Are we allowed to laugh?
You are okay? You are? You are okay waiting for that? I am your Martin Luther King. You understand? Okay? Stand up, bitch. Listen. Some say it's bad, but I just think it's fun hipster colonialism, you know what I mean. It's oppression, but we're having a good time. You know what I mean. It's like, listen, I can have coconut vegan ice cream while like a Filipino family is getting evicted, which is sad, but their house will get turned into a hot yoga studio.
So that's tons of fun, you know what I mean? Having wrong. I'm tired of coffee time. I want multiple Starbucks this in my neighborhood. Do you under Do you understand? Thank you? So I see some of the white guilt. Listen, I that's it. That's fine. Minute with an argument for gentrification. Listen, more yoga, more coffee, Dave. That's where we both finished our drinks while that was going, Oh my gosh, we like, you know, it would be great if they had the
beer store somewhere near. Guys. The beer store is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm like, I love it. I want to live there. We were explained to that you can't just buy beer easily here. No, it's like tough. There's like restrictions. All right, so it's not perfect here, Okay, okay, alright, alright, everyone please welcome Marshall, Lorenzos Mayes Nazy. Hey, Marshall, So are we doing a pre selected Unfortunately, we are doing pre selected. It's fine. It's gonna be a very hot,
felt true store. Okay, here we go. I love heartfelt and true. Your time starts. No, okay, I don't think so. Honey, my first to run a roommate and Hathaway's brother, poor the tea. I'm sorry that I didn't know that you guys were related to each other. And I'm sorry that I ate all of that meat loaf that the restaurant didn't have on the menu the first time that we met. It's just that when you said that you were your first job was the assistant to your sister who's maybe
an actress. Why would I know that that's Ann Hathaway. I'm sorry, Michael Hathaway that that. Eight months later, I had a Oscar's theme party when my friend showed up in a tuxedo Heidi Branda and saying is that okay? And then you stole them down and finally admitted that you were related to Ann Hathaway. I'm sorry that that happened, but I didn't see all of the Apple TV screen savers that were happening, all of the family photos, all
of the waiting photosmates. I'm not that spot. I am sorry that my mom said you a hand crafted piece of tile that said Hathaway's cottage and I hitted my bedside table and you found it after I left you. And that's one minute. And that's one minute. Oh wait, darling, we had to unpack. Wait wait was it her gay brother? Yes, okay, I love, we love. Did you ever go to Hathaway's cottage? I never went to me and I never went to
a hathawayte cottage. Alright, so you did not do your duty. No, you were supposed to go to recon at and Hathawayte cottage with her gay brother other people came to hathawayte Cottage with me. Oh, and that's a story that didn't happen. Happen. Thank Youzo, and now please welcome Aba. I'm a kanda to the mike. Yes, okay, so Aba, yes, talk to me. Are we doing a preselet the topic or the troll ball? I like to plan as a pre select Okay, We've
got some astrology people on the front. You alright, I'm kwondo. Here is your time. It begins now. I don't think so, Honey. Having to buy a new pair of jeans over three years because of Chubb rub ever sence the age of thirteen, I have spent ten thousand dollars or more on buying a pair of new jeans. I was imagining a new future for myself where the insides of the fucking jeans
right here near the pussy would be reinforced. However, in this the year of France, are just throwing tacos and fucking rose embroidery on the jeans and calling it a day. You know, Honey, I love you, but make your denom bigger. Mama. I don't have I don't have another forty five dollars to give you, baby, I'm popped. I think the government should give us fift in individuals grants so that we can buy various cloths and fabrics to reinforce the inside of our fucking pants. Okay, if I have a hole
so close to my pussy, Okay, it's uncool. I don't think so. That's one minute. Do you know what that's actually a rule? Culture? What are you gonna say? I was gonna say, it's culture number seventy two I have. I haven't had to depart with so many jeans that I was in love with because of its exact reason. You just hit me right in the heart. Wow, hit her in the art. Alright, alright, final for the Drake,
Jane Niles Craig, Come on, Jane, Jane as Jane. Okay, so Jade, as the closer of the group called the Drake, are we doing a trouble or a pre selected topic? I got something to say. Also, it's my birthday. Happy birthday too, Happy birthday to happy people, happy people. As this song doesn't have a proper end, it doesn't have a good end, but that alright, Jade Niles Craig, on your birthday, your I don't think so honey, time starts now. I don't think so, honey. White people with dreads no
no speak on it. I am so tired of seeing fucking distasteful white people the Kardashian wearing dreadlocks as a fashion statement. These people are scrambling for ship to steal from Black folks now that we have autonomy and ship. I don't understand why you think that it looks nice putting that much effort into looking that deplorable seconds. Black people lock their hair in Rassafarian culture as a rejection of vanity and as a rejection of westernized beauty standards.
White people lock their hair to piss off their parents and fit in better a burning man half ten seconds. Saying that you have ethnic hair because you have hair and an ethnicity is like saying you're not a criminal just because you happen to live in the white house. Five seconds. I don't think so, honey. You need to acknowledge your privilege. You can do that shape when we're treated equally by the courts and the cops, and until then,
leave our fucking beauty supplies. What it? Oh my god, Jay's so everyone that was the drake Alan Shane Lewis d Hersey, Marsh Lorenzo, I'm a condo, Jane Niles Craig, Thank you guys. Can you believe we are halfway through the show? Are you guys feeling good? Are you guys wet? The last group was called the Drake, and this group
is called Drake. Everyone give it up for Chris Middleton, give it up for Susan Wasting, Nadelie Norman, Harris Anderson and Ben sos A. Right, hey guys, Hello everyone, Hey, hello, everyone already okay, So first from Drake is Chris Middleton in a jacket that I want? Yes, Matt deserves that jacket. Oh'sible affordable style. I actually was going to wear the one that Allen chaileyis was wearing right now. Oh no, that would have been somebody would have had to die,
somebody would have had to go. Already, are you going to do pre Selected or the troll Ball? Oh my god, Oh my god, wait are you okay? Oh I guess somebody's happening. Oh my god, no waiting everyone someone, Oh troll ball? Give it that ball bit? Oh my god. Oh I am thoroughly gag you know, is a sucker for reveal Chris, we have to get a picture after that. Oh my gosh, poet is going to the fashion change
the fashion change your life. I'm honestly so terrified. All right, do not be afraid because you've come out with the shirt that means you think your claim and you are doing a trouble against Canada's own Avril Lavine. You're telling your time suns now. I don't think so, Hi, Avril Lavine, What the fund is up with your music? Now? Be complicated? Give me skater boy? What is this hallow Kenny ship? I'm with you. You're married to the guy lead singer
from Nickelback, the most hated band on the planet. What the fund is wrong with you? You could literally have anybody. You're so pretty, like love yourself more. I don't think honey ever Levin, what then have you been doing recently? I have not heard a new aber Levine song and so long, and I wanted to be rock. I wanted to be reminiscent of like a two thousand's Chris Middleton with like guyliner and like black everything. She was my everything,
literally my karaoke anthem. Put out more beggars like that, Hey, hey you you I don't like you, Gabra Levine, I don't think so high. Five seconds five seconds, aber Levine, you're in a space to Canada. I don't think no, honey. I will say this. Here's here's the shade she just released in his single like last week, bitch about it. Listen there, that's the shade against her, that is sht and literally sat alone and cried, I'm with you. That's
still from the bridge. And yeah, alright, Middleton, you fucking give it up for Susan waste Hey, calm, they fucked down. Yes, So, Susan, here's a question for you. Are we doing And I don't think so, honey, trouble or and I don't think it's honey pre selected. It's very pret very pre slected. Indeed, here's Susan was sex. I don't think so, honey, and her time starts now. I don't think so honey. Shaleen Woodley,
thank you. Like I don't know what big little lies you told to get on a show with Reese, Laura dern Zoick Kravit and I called kivin, Oh my god, no, like literally, it's a gem of a show in your fucking sham of an actor. Did we all just forget the fault in our stars. It was like the only movie where I wanted a heavy quotes protagonist to die from their terminal illness. And I don't want to hear you want to talk show talking about how you like own one pair of jeans. You smell so bad. Fashion
designer don't want to dress you dusting. I'm so so sick of Shale Woodley, like we didn't ask for a poor man's Jennifer Laurence fift seconds. You should probably just diverge from acting, which I think will be super easy. Just pack your fucking begs. You just have like one pair of jeans and shirts. I don't think so, honey, what a one minute wait. I don't know the words. I don't know this t she smells bad. Allegedly she smells bad, and designers are like, no thanks, I buy this,
I buy I purchas. She's like a liberal liberal Wow, oh my god. Hit up every one for Natalie Norman iteration Natalie Norman. I love it how you're doing. I feel sick. This is my nightmare. You're gonna do a trouble or let's do the trouble, all right. That's how you guys, why not, honey, litten Okay, okay, okay, oh your I don't think so, honey. Topic is the reality show? The voice? Can we do this? I mean I don't know much, but is where is the voice a Canadian thing? No?
Well then who We're not gonna okay, because we put it in with a big question. We were like, we don't know if they do the voice in Canada. We don't. We have it on television in America. But you guys don't give a fuck, no, no, alright, alright, thank you, all right, So instead we have Sean Mandez. Do you're not caring either? To you? Do you also not give a funk about Sean? I don't know, alright, strike too, and you know what and you know what that is? Shade?
That shade, that is shade right there, that's a whole. I don't think so, honey. Already, What about what about this is so funny, Natalie? What about Disney World? Hi? Already are right? I don't think so, honey. On Disney World starts now, I don't think so, honey, Disney World. What the fund is that ship? I'm Jewish and I'm pretty sure it's all fucking anti Semitic there, Why the funk do we ever go there? What are we not adults? Hey? What about those fucking weirdos who are adults are obsessed
with Disney World? Grow the funk up? Okay, we got real things like the Kardashian I don't even what is there one in Paris? To what the fund is that euro track? I will go to the one in Tokyo. I'll go that one for sure has some funked up section and I am down for that, down for that. I don't know what else does that? I just fifteen seconds, you have more time, Okay, They're just any time I go in there, I get scared and five seconds I
don't think so, honey, Disney World, that's one minute. It's true. Walt Disney World famous, Walt Disney famously anti semitic. Yes, and we have famously been there exclusive every year as high as we could get. Not because of the anti semitism, because of the rides. Anyway, we're leaving the spot, all right, everyone welcome Karriss Anderson. Hello, handsome handsome. So what are we thinking at this at this at this moment, like are we doing trollball or are pre selected I got
a bone to pick. Stey's got a bone to pick. Carris Anderson, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Gay guys who don't have lesbian friends, wow, are sucked up log cabin Republicans, and I am onto you. Lesbians have been there for us from the get go. They are our sisters. They used to marry us so we wouldn't be socially ostracized. They took care of us during the AIDS crisis, and they gave birth to our babies
while we were still frosting our fucking tipsconds. I know that your friend Amber told you that lesbians are aggressive because one time a lesbian came up to her in a bar gasp. But Amber is a useless homophobe who thinks you're a purse. She would trade you for a vodka crown, honey. And I don't think, Sonny, the ambiguity of the situation. Are you ignoring lesbians because you're a shittick or a lesbians ignoring you because they can smell your toxicity like a cat smells cancer. Find out know?
And I hate ambiguity, bitch. I don't think, Sonny. Guys who aren't friends with lesbian and that's what crowded your horizons, you guys, Thank you Karen. You know LGBT starts with L. It starts with L. That's actually a rule of culture number three. LGBT starts with L and give it up for Ben. So so right, another beautiful fault jacket. This is gorge This is wonderful. I have heard the legend of Ben. Now tell me, are we going to be doing a pre selected topic or the troll ball? I
have something to say, he has something. It's a preselect and Ben? So so right, your I don't think so, honey, topic starts now. I don't think so, honey. The models on America's Next Top Model who cry when they get their makeover, I don't think so, honey. If Tyra Bank says you have the bone structure for a pixie, that's a compliment, honey. Compliments are not meant to be cried over. If BETL. Sason himself came into my house and said I could work in asymmetrical Bob, I would be kissing
his feet, Honey. I would not be crying. Also, I don't think so, honey. How they always try to sow weaves into white women's hair really a constant thing every season, and they always removed the weave the next day. They never stay on their heads. I don't think so honey girls who can appreciate the power in a PIXTI cut. Okay. Also, I don't think so honey girls who don't funk with bangs. Bangs are fashion for words five seconds. I don't think so honey girls on America's Accept Model who quite but
their makeover. Yeah, fantass a right, I agree a thousand. We're all in agreement here. Give it up for Drake, Chris Middleton, Susan White saying Natalie Norman man so so right, Thank you guys. God wow. I actually review America's Next Top Model for Vulture, and I can tell you as like, the only person who still watches it is bad, bad, bad, bad bad, and Tyra might be a bad person. There's
watched the show. I mean the only que I remember was like, you're crying and I'm glad you're crying, and it's like, no, it's not as iconic as it was. You can't season this season she cut one girl because she was a bad person on the inside, and the girl was like, okay, cool, Thank you, and she wouldn't let her leave until she had said it five more times. It was like she accepted it, like Okay, I heard you.
I have to leave. Everyone. Give it up for this next group, which is called poutine squaw, give it up for Claire, give it up for Andrew ivanmy Ryle Brown, wren Nina Atlases. Hey, guys, exited, very excited. Hello, let's have the first to the micro. Miss Claire, sare what is that you're drinking? It's beer batch. It's be all right, so ms Claire, are we doing a trouble? Which have we only had two? We've only had two? This is six three, we've had only three? Wonderful? All right? So
are we doing trouble? Or a priest left the topic? Claire? Um, First, I would like to acknowledge all of those that have come before us, And I don't think so, honey, Rowl Yes, thank you pioneers, everyone that's come before her, they're all dead now pre selected. This is Claire as is pre selected. I don't think so, Honey. At her time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Megan Merkele and Prince Harry's wedding, Wow, Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no bat Oh my god, the fashion that dress? Why
are you a bleached sack to your own wedding? Not to mention you let your fiance slash future husband wears depressed stegosaurs backwards outfit. Oh my god, your best friend is sitting in the front row and she's all like Selfie's from the back. She's all like this from all Rooney with her husband who looks like he's like Kendall down below. My bull food? What is that? Come up with a better terminology. Also, when they took the pictures out front, they look like a hairy vagina around the door.
I know, no, honey, no plan your wedding better. Wow, I will say this. Wait, I didn't give a funk about their wedding. Do you guys have to care? Oh? I didn't subscribe to it at all. I didn't give a fun. Do we like Megan? See? I was just panicking over my own nation, so I was not. I mean we liked that she was on suits. Yeah, that was cool that she was. Everyone give it up for Andrew ivany Andrew? Now what are we thinking? I like
the I like I'm stealing that. That's how are you feeling in terms of Trouball versus I don't think so any pre prepared topic. I'm gonna do a pre selection. Okay, baby, I feel like I've let you down, but I don't see Trouball. Alrighty great, So what are we doing? Your time startarts now? I don't think so, honey. Books that come with a map, Hey, hey, fantasy novels that have a three page map at the beginning? Can you cool it?
Can you fucking cool it? I don't want to have to take a geography lesson before I read a book. It's eighteen and I'm reading a book. They should already be throwing me a parade for doing that, not giving me more homework before my homework. I don't care what the lay of the shirt. You wrote a fantasy novel and you're like, but you need to know that the mountains are to the north before the cursed Tower of slew Dune. I don't give a ship. Just write it
in the book. Have the characters just be like, oh, let's go through the mountain. That's the only way, and I'll be like, great, I believe you. I wasn't gonna fat check your I'm bad with real world geography. I don't need her fantasy ship. Five seconds. I Google mapped how to get here tonight, and I live in this city. I don't need a fantasy map. You're fucking got my book, and that's what I'm Oh my god, my god. I mean, I have famously never read one book, but I'm sure
what you're saying is, and I've read it. I've read between one and twenty books, and I did read The Lord of the No not those those are too long, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Those have maps and they're not even real real place, bitch. See. I'm thinking about the Game of Thrones intro, where it's like they kind of give us the whole scene. I do enjoy that because of the gears and everything. Anyway, end of a NERD conversation. Instead, let's bring up Tim Blair. Hey, Tim, Tim, Hey,
so talk to us? Is it a priest lot of topic or the troll bowl? Okay, baby boy, Tim Blair? Your I don't think so, honey. Time starts you say, I don't think so, honey. Cannabis themed T shirts? You know what I'm talking about? A weed wear gonja garments. You know it's those tops the potheads rock where it's like it's a tie die graphic t with like pot leaves all over it, a bunch of barbed wire for
no reason. I guess it's there to like give it the austet, give it a little bit of edge because you have got like a carpet rotted cartoon character on the front, just taking a tope like like damn, I don't know how you did cush like it's sucked up. Like those shirts are so tacky. It has to stop, all right, because like we're like nineteen days away from legalization in this country. Yeah, yeah, soon, it's gonna be like wearing white after Labor Day. It's getting ridiculous, right,
And plus, like what did this campaign even do? Like at leasia legged shirt legalized shirt never did anything. Like the only reason, the only possible way a legalizing shirt could have made a difference if the Prime Minister was like looking through his old clothes and like pulled up a shirt and then the other hand found a shirt with a Nike slogan on it and was like, huh, just do it all right? Wow, Honestly, guys, it's a it's a reminder that you guys are getting legalized weed.
It's that's the fact that we're here nineteen days before it happens is fucking infurious. It's personal against us. It's an attack. It's an attack on us in our family. Where's the weed that finding? Everyone? Welcome? Kyle Brown, rag what they're all handsome? So handsome. Sorry, we didn't mean to say that out loud, but we also did. Um it's so, Kyle, are we doing a preslet the topic
or the troll ball? It's a little bit of both, a little bit of plain hell I'm gonna be doing I don't think so, Honey aber Levine Part two, Wow, Yes, I love this and your time starts now. Bitch. You are the answer to the question what if the Lanis Morrissett didn't have talent? Ah, she's always going on about her lime disease. We get it. Bit, you look unwashed in most of your music videos. If you were on Charlie Brown, you would be that character with the dirt
cloud following you everywhere? Are you really that shocked that a parasite attached itself to your body? Ha ha ha? But enough about Chad Kroger despit for the records. Shania Twain also has lime disease. Do you hear her bitching about it all the time? She just released a new album and she's on a world tour. Bitch, take a note five seconds. I'm a huge ven verse. I love her. Okay, thank you ky forever rendvallha. We will be together all of as we fucking love Shannaia. I'm with all the
way to the end. And now everyone welcome Nina adline. Nina, are we doing a trouball or a pre selected or some combination of the two, which we've now discovered as possible. Well, I was going to do a pre selected, but I'm feeling well, Troy, Okay, right, all right, Nina, let's see what did I pull? Okay, okay. This trouball topic is Happy Birthday the song Nina Haveler, Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Happy Birthday the song. There
is no such as a happy birthday. I planned my whole year around when I'm going to do the night before my birthday October one, Yes, thank you, because I don't want to be out in public to explain to people about where I'm reflecting in life. I don't think so, honey, Happy Birthday because most people for their birthdays are wishing
something different from their life. People don't need to be reminded that they haven't phoned their mothers or fathers in a while, their siblings are probably doing funk all somewhere, and that they don't have enough friends to throw themselves as a prize party this, I don't think so, Honey, Happy Birthday. You're a song that no one can sing five seconds using you to test people's vocal range, it's just absurd, you know, I couldn't. I can find it
into that because you're just a joke, Nina. It's true, honestly though, I'll say it sound good singing it. No, But you know, when you've got a room of musical theater, gaze because the harmonies for Happy Birthday are always they're up. That's always me to And with that, thank you Puttin Squaky, Tim Blair Brown, Nina Atlas, Yes, thank you all so much. Wow.
This next group is the final group sad and we had to look up a Toronto specific and we discovered Keeper Sutherland, Kevin's very own for Chris Sandifer, Johanna, Edward Taylor, Templeton Smith, Evie Samato and Shanti Marastica. Hey, hey, hey, wow serving looks, looks are served. Yes, everyone, welcome Chris Sandifert to the mic carress. It is time. Hello, hello, hello, Hello. Before we begin, I think the group wanted me to speak just real quick about how we're all gonna go
from the bull tonight. O'm gonna do it. God, Matt, has this ever happened? This has never happen before. We've never had a declaration of such such solidary row wisdom. Yes, this, this group is together. The bowl is I made this bowl myself. It's a beautiful ball. I I glass blew it and here we go, So Chris, here we go. I blew it, all right, So here we go. I hope that you came on with her a game because your I don't think so, Honey. Topic is John Lennon.
I said it was a trouble and your time, Chris starts now. I don't think so, John Lennon, you died and that's why Paul McCartney wrote temporary Secretary? How is this song? Is this why you died? You left for me? With this song? All I need is a temporary what's the lyric in that song? All Right, I'm gonna treat her right. I'm never gonna keep her till late at night. She doesn't need to know how to do sexy things. But why did you bring it up? Let it be? Let it be? Oh, I don't think so, John Lennon,
you should be here now. You know we need you now more than ever. Who's the president? Seconds? Seconds? Oh my god? Okay, uh you got time? Thirty? Oh my god. Oh I don't think so, honey, John Lennon. Those circle glasses. Uh second? You ever hear of contact lenses? You know? Oh you think a stroll? He might not. Don't walk in the park, you silly bitch. Okay, five seconds? Five seconds. I don't think so, honey, Thank you so much. That's
one minute, Chris. Wow. All of a sudden, this group is like, I don't know John Lennon's coming out of here. Here we go, Shawn at Edward, shann listen house of Edward. Thank you? Now? Are we sticking with this pack? Troball? Oh yeah, we are going to fault. I was like, I'm Harabius. Everyone tall, Okay, here we go. So your I don't think so, honey. Topic is Tim Hortons You a problem? A problem? Go? Oh fudge yo, yo, Tim,
motherfucking Hortons. I don't think so, honey. Let me tell you when I walk in first thing in the motherfucking morning and there's a goddamn lineup outside the fucking door, and you're gonna tell me when I order my dark crosst regular double cups that this fucking coffee is stale. It is eight in the fucking morning. What have you been doing? What the fuck have you been doing? And then you're gonna tell me when I order a dozen motherfucking doughnuts, not only one of those bitches is gonna
be a crueler? What of those pitches? This is start my whole, This is my hardle this I these two apologized for coming in late last week. I came in late last week. But donuts, this is how one is a cooler. What the funk are the rest? Chocolate dip? Suck my dip and that's what I mean? Oh my god. So like Matt didn't know, I didn't know. I didn't know what Tim Horton's was, and I was like, no, it's beloved. We must put it in the bowl. Can I ask you a question, what's the double cup? Yeah?
A double cup instead of a sleeve that still burns your motherfucking fingers. You know what I mean. I'm weak. I'm weak in the winter, I'm weak in the summer. Fingertips don't have circulation. So like when I asked you for a double cup, it means too cops. Okay, it sounds a too but wasteful. Honestly, Yes, that was amazing, Seawan Edward. Give it up for Taylor Templeton Smith. Yes, Taylor, this in the evening, for the for the moment. So Taylor, what are we doing? Are we doing a preestlet topic
or the tall are we sticking with it? I live by no rules but my own, so that we're doing my preest selected betrayal betrayal. I love it. I love it. No, he's the John Snow of this. I love it. And he's different, he's doing his own things. I love it. It's revolutionary. I'm on your team, Taylor your I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, Honey. Spider Man, it's time we take him down. Spider Man is a fraud. First of all, he let nine eleven happen.
Let's just say that right here. Spider Man has spider senses. He knew it was coming. Also, I think it's funked up. They made nine movies and nine Spider Man Calm, and they never tell you if it feels good when the webs come out of it. I want to. I just want to know when Spider Man shoots this hot little boy ropes at the octopus doctor, if it's a warm, pleasant sensation for seconds, it's not sexual. I just want to know if he likes it it. Alright, I funk
off of these mechanical web flingers. Any teenager can make a rope slimy, but only a Spider Man can produce white, hot honey puss from his wrists like second. Alright, when I see I want to see scenes of Spiderman being frustrated because he hasn't shot his webs in days. I feel good. I want to see him spray venom the man who turned into bad Spider Man because Goop from Space kissed his clothes go wrong, Fuck you, Spider Man, and son't he just showed me show me him enjoying it? Yes,
but quake, I want to see. I want to see him shooting out and go oh oh fuck, fuck, oh fuck fuck. I of you. Oh no, I love you. No, Matt, I told you you. You have to stop saying I gotta stop saying I love you. Don't know when? Okay, giving up for Evie Samata. Yes, hey, gorgeous, I'm sucking angry. Why are you mad? Betrayal? And there was a prayer. Listen, Spider Man, listen, are we are we sticking with the packs? Are we doing the priest like that motherfucking hand and
that mother I'm letting Matt do it because of the manicure. Okay, this is good, this is good, this is your I don't think so money trollball. Topic is fahrenheit as a measurement of temperature? Serve it to us, honey, and your time starts now. I don't think so Fahrenheit as a motherfucking measurement. Y'all are the only motherfucking people in the world. They use this stupid antiquated disk up. What do you You're like, Oh, it's so nice that when they visit Toronto,
be like, we're from America. It's so nice. It was like eighty degrees was so nice. No one fucking knows what you're talking about. The world doesn't all revolve around you, bitch. I don't think so, honey, fahrenheit as a method of telling the temperature. I'm sucking using yards as a measure. Don't fucking knows what your arbitrary measure meets me, bitch, go back to America because the world doesn't revolve around I don't think so honey fahrenheit as a measure of measurement.
I don't even know how to fucking google that. What a start. I don't think so, honey. Just follow what everyone else is because it's common sense. Listen, you're not I agree with you, but I don't. I still don't understand, Celsie, No, no clue. Yeah, I know, I gotta get the funk out of here. I promise I'm leaving tomorrow here, honeymoon. Yeah,
I know, we want to move here. I'll tell you what the money is tough to I'd be giving big tips because I don't get coins, so I just give them all back and then get all turns out that's a lot of money, I guess, Sami, thank you eating, and now to close out the evening shanty Marastika, let's do it. Sean Tay Sean Tay Sean Say Sean Tay here we go. Already Sean calling in the bowl. Yeah, but like I'm only nineteen, so I don't get a
lot of references. Oh, we'll have to say. I'm gonna suck your blood despite the youth, despite the youth, I'm picking it out. Okay, come on, fingers, do this for me. All right, here we go, okay, okay, um is the rating system here like the m p A a rating system here, like, I'm not going to get that. I don't know what it is, but I'm not gonna get. Let's pick something else. Let's pick something. It's gonna be a name if it's anything like. Ok all right, all right,
this is big your I don't think so, honey. Trouble topic shanty is Rihanna and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Rihanna. What are your trader like Taylor Templeton Smith? No? I really like him. Listen, Oh, Rihanna, bet you got my money? Could you give me some? Doing a seventy two hour tour? I don't know how planes work. That's not a listen, Brianna. Oh you I really love her a lot. Go mean, Rihanna, I don't think so, honey, You've got yourself and you look at
your beautiful face. You're contoured, eyebrows look gross and your skin for you nineteen forever. I'm in love with you. Please Marrow, I don't think so, honey. Please give me your life. I miss you every day. You can't go negative on Rihanna. It's so hard. We literally wrote it and we were like, oh God, give it up for Keeper Sutherland, Chris Sandem, Yes, Shana Templeton Smith, Summer, Tom Morosica. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, Thank you, guys.
I want to tell you on behalf of Bow and myself. Thank you Dave for being thank you for having me. It's such it's so exciting to be This was so much fun, Toronto. We love you, guys. We cannot wait to come back. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for coming out there. You just for laughs, thank you just for laughs. And I do think so, honey. Yes, honey, have a wonderful evening. Thank you guys very much, Thank
you so much. I'm not Rogers forever. This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio and Alex Ramsey for more original podcasts, Please visit Forever dog Podcasts dot com and subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Keep up with the latest Forever Dog news by following us on Twitter and Instagram at Forever Dog Team, and liking our page on Facebook.