"I Don't Think So, Honey! 7" (Part One)

used to. I agree. I'm so basically, you guys, this is Last Culturesa's presents. I don't think so, honey, which is basically we're gonna have well it's supposed to be fifty. But you know what, guys, five dropouts, five five comedians are going to come up that beautiful number forty five. Um, they're gonna come up and do one minute rants on something in pop culture that they just you know, they wanna they want to attack. They want to attack it.

It's getting their goats. It's getting their goat really just grinding their gear. What's another g alliteration? We can come up with, um other g alliteration. Um, it's gnarling their Uh, they're gonads they're going, it's gnarling their gonads. I bravely went for a silent g Yeah that was cool. Uh and so I thought it was really cool. It's so cool. I can't wait to do this. We've had We've had a fun week, haven't we. We've had quite a fun week, um bone. And I got to go to a taping

of The View. Yeah, that was fun. The View is my favorite show. I watched it every day. And here's my breakdown of The View. Best energy, Sonny hostess best. She had the best energy and the crew loves the crew was very obsessed with the now she buys them Christmas gift. Yeah. She looks people in the eyes when she talks to them. She was the only one who cared at all about the crowd. That brings me to the second person I like to address, which is Whoopee.

Whoopee was the most classic. She was asked what she thought of a dance contest and she said, and like quote, I don't give a ship about that. To the participants faces, it was an audience dance contest. They were trying to keep the ball in the air and keep the energy going during the commercial breaks. These two lovely suburban women to dance, and Whoopee said to them, I don't give a shit about that. I don't give a ship. Not even did she say it at them or to them.

A producer asked, Whoopee, did you watch and she said, I don't give a shit about that. She ripped up her index cards every break, every break she she regressively ripped up the cards. She doesn't give a fun. I don't know best props, best props. Joy has a hand fan. Yeah, she had a little electrical hand fan. Yeah, what are those? What's the function of that? Like? Why would be? I think I think I can answer that directly and confidently.

I think the function of the fan was to become cooler. Sure, yeah, there's like a more elegant way to do that, I mean like hand fan like that. Yes, like keep it Asian and do the it's actually rule of number, rule of culture number forty nine. Keeping Asian. It is Kelly Joe here, she'll get that down. Keep wow. Wait wait, but best dressed snatched a lot to work with. They put her in like a like, like what was she wearing? What would you would you describe that? She had a

sling back. Still, it's the only way I can describe her ship swing back, stiletto and like like an Avril Levine tie. Am I wrong? No? She was like it was Ellen on the top like a vest in a tie. It was Ellen on the top and Huntsman on the bottom. Yeah, just combining to you daytime juggernauts, Abby Huntsman who doesn't give a funk about the view. Great, this is not my family. I mean that I don't have more to talk about with the view. I have more to talk

about that in the stand. Also, you guys, by the time this episode comes out, oh my god, our lives will have changed because we'll have seen a certain film A Star is Born, Star is Born A bad watches that diven the grod see and that's their response to that was much Oh it's fine, what are you saying? I had taken zero SIPs of it too, damn. We can share with the response to that was much better than when we just saying don't cry out lest okay, we thought it was going to be a good idea.

Can I say something, lady gob I did us dirty because we actually have been saying can't wait for this show because we're definitely going to sing that song from the trailer on stage, Yes, shallow Shallot from the movie Our Star is Born, but she is withholding there, withholding it. It's it's awful, we can't wait. And just the trailers we've watched inducing chill inducing. Um, like, what are some scenes? Okay, okay, um,

you want what you want to be? God, I'll be Bradley really yeah, yeah, yeah, this is this is I'm like shocked and honor that you're gonna let me be God's all right. Okay, Um, you're very rooms. So I don't write my own songs. N No, because I'm just not confident. Why won't you be confident? Well, because every single person that I've encountered in the music industry, I said, they like the way I sound, but they don't like the way I look. I love the way you look.

You're right, my nose is very big, my nose is very big. And they say, my nose is very big. You got a lucky nose, lucky nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, my nose has My nose has not made me Oh my gosh, I don't touch your nose. Oh my god, black happen tip to the women pools? Good Lord, I feel like I'm dying. Oh one more, just one more? Wait? But hold on now? Can I be brad? This is how versus how we are? Um ready? Oh my god, it's so amazing. You are the Sam Elliott too, our

Bradley Tooper and Yaga okay, wow, Sam Elliott light. And that's the cinematographer Matthew lie Batique. I know to fucking much about this movie. He shot black sway all right, you're you're Bradly ungog all ready? Why what oursh home? Taking another look at your ah? Oh wait, can you can you? Can you even gag that today? Can you a new one? There was a new clip. There was a new clip released a new tube. It said one day ago, which I think means that really they put

it out yesterday. Then that's what that means. And it shows her singing the tune more of it. Oh my god, this is the trickle of this media cycle is just masterful. You know. I actually went to go see the movie The Wife with Glenn Close, not because I wanted to see it, because I wanted to check out the competition. Yeah. So now I'm like out to get my god, You're like you're like big Red and bringing on. Yeah, that's with like a camquarter. You're I'm very big, Red. I

brought a camquarter into the wife. Yeah. The wife is Gabriela Unions. The wife is the Clovers. Yeah the yeah, great, Well Aliza, who's going to see the show and be like this is the wife. She's gonna storm out like Eliza. Wait, we met her, nice nice um while we're here in this beautiful, uh polish funeral home. I think gets time. I think it's time to bring out one special guest that we love. Good, it sounds good. We are going to We'll give it up for a Brooklyn comedy, not

a comedy fests. All yeah, the Sam Elliott to our podcast. We have a very special guest. We've had her on multiple times lately. She's been busy working on other projects. She has a new movie coming out of Life Itself called Life Itself and also um, this actress is going to be taking the stage again soon. She is. Can't want to hear more about that. Her thoughts about you know, everything that's going on, everything that's going on. Please welcome to the stage. A net Benny Benning here, Thank you

at Nette, Oh my gosh, thank you. They gave they gave you a Brooklyn comedy first. Isn't this the cutest thing? What are some of those sweet thank you? What are some of the party favors? Inside? There was said an admitt and some coffee there. I wish there was a scarf because the air conditioning is kind of following me around. Yeah, it's been following you. Yeah, you know it it chases me. I got that. I got that sense. Yeah, or it's it's or it's the air is getting cooler, it's crisper.

Well that to the weather first day of all, but following New York is the best. But maybe like the fall. You like the farmer's market. I love the farmer's market. I do kind of a crawl. You kind of go down the West Side Highway and we kind of pop into each little farmer's marketing are is that? What is that what you and Warren do like for fun? Or is husband? That is who I'm referring to. Piece the way it will come, I kind of do. I'm an early early riser, so I kind of like getting there

with the apples kind of the first pick right right? What? What what time do you wake up? What's your routine? Like? Let us my routine. Yeah, well, I do five thirty bake up. I do kind of a morning sun salu tissue with a really beautiful window and my trum it kind of looks out and I do that. I put I I iced my face for two hours, so that's like eight. Yes, you're with it, and then eight o'clock I'll do coffee. I'll read the trades, Read the trades, variety.

What are the good trades to read variety? Um A RP magazine, Yes, People Magazine, the trades, Um, Hollywood Insider, Hollywood Reporter, Town and Country. Yes, the good to see you now. And now you have to tell us about this new film life Itself. It's from the creator, written and directed by the guy who started this as us. Of course, got that lovely like crunchy, like you know, crisp, feel good vibe. There's also some path as to it, but it's mostly feel good, right, Like, um, what what

what was that project? Like? Well, I don't want to spoil it. Sure, that's true, don't spoil it. As you've said, the star is born, which congratulations Bradley, right, I mean for young actors, it's encouraging, yeah, yeah, to be director behind the camera. Would you ever want to step behind the camera? Oh yes, yeah, yes, I've been trying for

over forty years. But you know women in Hollywood, right, but no, Radley Cooper right when he wants to pick up that red camera, he totally can you know, Yeah, just how things kind of work. It's just harder, and it's so hard to hear that from you like a legend. And oh that's so sweet. Doesn't that people tell you that? Yeah, I don't really. I don't like to kind of enter that sort of Hollywood kind of circle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you just stay at home with your husband, Warren Beatty,

that's my husband. Yes, yeah, you just want to stay away from the Hollywood circle and stay home with Warren Beatty, your husband over. I can smoke in the house, of course, spoke in the house. And I've always wondered how you feel about you know, some of these people maybe debuting into acting or just starting out, sort of cutting the prestige line. And you know, your m a Stone's getting an oscar when you might be able to, or you're the younger lady, young girls. Do you like anyone that's

coming up? No, yeah, neither do we. It's not that I don't. It's just you know again I don't look in the circle. Yeah, but these girls names just kind of they're just thrown away. Yeah. You know you see Sir Sharonan and then you know she's in ten years. You don't know where she's going to be. Lucky for my career, right right, I think Searsha, she's got a huge movie coming out. I mean, Search is different, totally different. She's different. Dia who's in Diya. She's the starry of

a lot of big movies. That name can't carry you for forty years. You're right now, that's that's true. That's a flash in the pan. That's a flash in the pan. And Nett Benning is timeless. It's very sweet. Yes, So this vodka diet pepsi. Yeah, well um and that uh. We are so thrilled that you're here. Best of luck, this this award seas thank you so much. Do you have just life itself? Right? Life itself? What else? What else are you working on? Oh? Lots of theater. I'm

going back to the stage. He's going back to the stage. She's gonna be she's gonna be in all my son, what you live for? This kind of close. Yeah, you know, you see the spitch. Could you maybe take us out with it with I'm sure you've been in rehearsals. Could you maybe take us out with a monologue from all my sun? Oh yes, I knew you'd be excited. Oh out, damn spot, How did I say? Wow? Run too? Why then tis time to do it? Fie my lord, fie um scene. That have a great show, And that was great.

That wasn't net betting. She was phenomenator for an Oscar many todays, not that this is not her year. I can tell you something life itself. It's gonna be bad. It's gonna be bad. Movie. Well, I think it's finally time to start. And I don't think it's time to starting. I don't think so, honey. Now, yes, we're thrilled. So I think we are going to get open the show ourselves, Matt and I by showing everyone on. And I don't

think so, honey. Is if they are not familiar. Uh, there are two routes that all of our performers can take tonight. They can either give you a pre selected topic, something that they've thought out over you know, a long period of time. But consolidate to one minute, or they can pick from the trouball. Now, the trouball is actually a bunch of randomized topics that are meant to be

difficult to go negative on. Past um, I don't think so, honey, Troubaball topics include Julie Andrewsdra, Princess Diana, the Women Broadway US. I can tell you I put one name in the bowl. I put one name in the bowl that I feel really horrible about, and I hope it happened. Oh my god, I don't, can't. I did not know about this. I just say I don't care about making fun of children that are dead. Apparently, throw away your Carresanna, you're I

don't think, so honey. Should I go first because I have a prepared topic, and then no one is going to demo the the troll ball. I think that's that everyone give it for my friend Matt Rogers. Everybody, Matt Rodgers your pre selected. I don't think so honey starts right now. I don't think so, honey. The other gay at the View that got to me Kelly Clarkson and got to hug her and get free tickets to the concert. Oh, let me fucking tell you something. They said, there's gonna

be a surprise for Kelly Clarkson's biggest fan. I heard the rumbles and I got very excited because it is up jet to beleeve me. Did this other person does he google her every day? Has he seen her in concert nine times, one time, two times in a row and radio sitting music hall which I paid for both on one of her Sorry Weaker albums. No, I doubt

that he did. But guess what, I haven't lost ninety pounds listening to her music because I've always looked like this fuck me right five seconds is trying to test me. Fuck you that other kid. I am mat Rogers, I am a bitch good and I will win. I will but get tickets to that fucking concert and I will meet her and I will not cry when I meet her, which one time I thought about meeting her and started weeping in my room. That's one minute and thirteen seconds. Wow,

I had so much more to set. Oh my god, Uh, it is true, Matt Rodgers is we had to sit there and and we are on camera, and you can see the blood leave my face as this day stood up in front of me and said I'm so excited to meet you. I I listen to your music. You were with me on that treadmill every day, he said, which I thought was coded. What do you mean? I don't like that. That that the guy kid they picked to do it was a weight lost thing because they're

always talking about Kelly's weight. It's like, shut up right, it's so sexist. But also like congratulations to Kyle Kyle Philbrick. Oh. Then then she says, I was thinking, maybe you want tickets to the concert, and he was like, okay, yeah, cool. She wanted to response out of him that he did not give her. He was cavalier as fuck. To her, it was that was so bad. I I could sense just emanating from you, fury, every every cork, every glue on,

every sub atomic thing pouring out of Matt. Yeah. But I don't Also, I don't think so honey you because I felt that, because I don't think so honey you, because because you can watch the video of it, Bow and Yang is performing why next to me. Absolutely, I was coming to worming. I'm copying for that. I don't think so honey time son. He was beautiful, nods like oh wow, because and I'm sitting next to him into agony. It would have been, look the optics, yesterday was your

day anyway, stop stop. The optics of this would have been, look at this gay person pouring his heart out to Kelly Clarkson while these two other gays are fuming on like and you see you see the cameraman sort of drift away from my face because they're like that gay is not having it because it was disrespectful to me. My performative support was was for the both of us. Yeah, right, whatever. Then this is the last thing I'll say about it. Okay.

I posted on my Instagram a picture a lost, horrified behind this gay, and then he commented on it a little shrugging emoji bitch Kylie love you. Um, you're welcome to He was actually kind of cute. Yeah that's cute. Um, Okay, I think it's time for me to do trollball. What what do you think? What are you saying? It's time? Give it up from Ohm? I hope you draw a dead child for me. Oh no, imagine if it was the first one I put. Oh my god, it's not it's not okay. I'm wondering if this is gonna be

ends like Climac dick. Oh, well, here we go. We're gonna We're gonna try it anyway you're I don't think so, honey. Topic is a Star is Born and they're time starts now, I don't think so, honey. A Star is Born with Chris Christofferson and that one You're a piece of ship trash movie. Every concert in the seventies was filled with

white people with throes. I get it, like they could not find the only people of color in that movie are Barbara Streisand's backup singers in the first scene that you see her singing in the bar in it is a racel? Did someone say it is a strysan is phoning it in. She's letting the hair do the work. What did Chris Christofferson ever do before or after that bad two and a half hour long movie that got a thirty seven percent on raw Tomato ten seconds. It's facts, people,

it's it sucks. It's bad. Um. Do not let that movie contextualized or a defer deter you from second new iteration, which is the movie of our lifetimes. No hyperbole. Please go see you Stars Born. We will be at a showing at the forty two Street AMC Theater October five, Thursday. Please join us. We'd love to see you there. This Mike standar is broken and that's one minute and ten seconds. I think, Um, you guys are truly welcome to come.

We we want everyone in the world to come join us at this one screening of a Star is Born at the mc st Second Street and ten thirty on October four. Yes, please join us, Please come. I'll tell you what was a rasure When we went to the view and that other gay won that ticket. That was a raser of me. Yeah, that was. And when a white gay and raises another white gay, it's, um, it's progress. It's it's a wash. That's what they call it in the dictionary. Wash what a white gay race? It's washed?

Its like, um yeah, I was trying to come up with an example. With an example. It's it's like when uh Adam Rippond is famous for the Olympics and then everyone just forgets Gus ken Worth. No one's forgetting everyone knows. I don't think I think Us Kenworthy's doing fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we love you guys, love Gusum are we ready for some more? I don't think so, Honey, for the rest of the night. We are dating forty five people straight, no intermission. Who's ready? I think we're ready for her?

Ready for the first group? Everyone, please welcome to the stage. This group is called Mary poppin her As. Welcome. Marsha Belski, Welcome, Joshua de Sean mccollis, Aaron Emmanuel Jackson called Uscola. Welcome. Aaron Jackson is you're middle Emmanuel. Okay, please come to the day. It's Marshabouts, Marsha, Marha, Marha, Marha. Marsha's gonna be I am pre selected. Okay, this is Marshall. Because I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The Holocaust it was a bad.

It was a bad. I don't think so. Like what I've heard of. I've heard of Netflix and Chill, but Netflix and killed the Jews. I don't think so, honey. Uh like whos gypsies. That's so weird. Hitler, you're not hot, you're not cute, You're rude. I don't think so, honey. Murder it's rude and I'm afraid of it. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. The Holocaust hold vibe and me having to go to museums my entire childhood every single year. I'm like, oh my god,

DC is so pretty not anymore. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so. You never forget, But do you never forget? I don't think so. I don't think so, honey. All I planned on was saying the Holocaust. Thank you. I don't think the honey, I love you taking down the Holocaust. Next, welcome Josh Sharp to the and a new shirt in a new shirt, grand debut this shirt. This is the big debut of the shirt. Thank you

so much to us. Okay, here's the story. I think in two nights, I've slept four hours because I've been a real bad girl summer last till Halloween. You know, so, I feel like I feel like a full on psychopath, and I think I must do troll pollow. The psycho made a psychopathic decision to do trouble. We're I don't think so, honey. Trouble topic is Julia Roberts' time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Julia Robberts. I can even

think of one of your movies now. Some people would say that's a commentary on me, but I don't think so, honey. If you're a pop icon, I should remember one of your movies right now, no matter how little sleep I've had. But I truly am not lying to you. I cannot think of one Julia Roberts movie right now. I cannot think of one, and that is on you. You have to bring culture to me. I'm gonna sit on my juicy butt and let it wash warm, spoiled milk. Julia, you must bring it to me. I don't know who

you are, Julia Roberts. I know you're a white. I'm not even trying picturing Julia Roberts in my head right now. Seconds. I fully think I'm thinking of an Hathaway, But I know who Julia Roberts is. Again, you might think this is on me, and I don't think so, honey. You know Julia, Oh pretty woman? Yeah? One minute, Josh sharp everyone, Oh boy, that was a journey. Is it weird that my my instinct was runaway bride? Mine was Aaron Brockovich. Here was what That's a fun one. But but Josh

still can't picture Okay, I can't picture Julia Roberts. Crazy that's that's erasure. Everyone, please welcome. Ruby mccullisson. Yes, Ruby and Ruby. I think I know what this is, yuby. It's pre selected, it's pre selected, pre selected. Ruby mccollisters. I don't think someoney, Ready, I got a little sangle. This is Ruby mccollisters. I don't think so. Money or

time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who are sleeping with me and claim that my red hair has nothing to do with the fact that they're attracted to me, bitch, the curtains match the motherfucking Joe rag or whatever. The rug and the curtains. The interior decorator wants both of them to be the same color. If you catch my drift, I'm on a date when the guy who claims, oh, he's color blind, we're in a

post whatever, post objectification time. But I am itches away from your face and what the goddamn hell am I supposed to say? If you're not complimenting my eyes in my goddamn hair, get the funk out of here. Tell me five nice things about how I look? How tear these men? Scruby follows notable redhead Rachel Rature. Sure, everyone, please welcome Aaron Jackson air Babe. I just want to say, so far, great show. Um, and I'm gonna do the trollball?

Who do that? Okay, Aaron you are? I don't think so, honey, trollball. Topic is the film Forest Club and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Forrest Gump and this is true, that movie sucks. That movie sucks. That movie is three hours long. Tom Hanks gets an oscar, his second in two years, for playing somebody with a mental handicap after he plays a game. I don't think so, honey, Tom. Hey,

I don't think so. Making Robin right then Penn sort of just be like, you know, like give her something to do, like she is it, you know what I mean? Like, I don't think so, honey. Um when like the big motif of your movie is a fucking feather, what are you talking about? I don't think so, honey. Shawsh Inger Dungeon also came out that year, Way better, Way better movie. I didn't know. That's the boys movie, like with lots of boys in it, But sometimes that can still be

a story of power seconds. I don't think so funny for Scoff that would be sucks. The nineties, So were they were blind? That's what rule number nine of culture in the ninety nine they were blind? They were blind? Was that the statement blind blind blinds so evocative. Now please welcome cute cute like good pants, good shoes, work pants, work pants. So Cole, what are we doing? Are we doing a pre sight the topic or are we in fact doing the trouball. Let's do the let's do the

troball that Okay, this will be good. Okay, Cola Scola, your I don't think so, honey. Topic is Julianna Margulis And every time starts now, I don't think so. Julianna Margulies, who didn't want to get her hair straightened for each season of The Good Wife. So she had a wig.

All right, we're supposed to believe that on Tuesday morning at the end of season five she went home with one hairstyll and she shows up the next season It's Tuesday night with a completely different wig, also also with because and this is why she showed up with a different wig. She'd clearly had some work done in the interim, which is fine, you know, Hollywood's hard on women. But the banks had to cover her eye that was like this, you know what I mean. I'm sorry, Julianna Margulie's but

just crying is not acting. You know, how dare you stand there next to Christine Baranski and have that the master shot you bitch five seconds? That is you are undoing everything that everyone in my family has em That's alright, that is Skola Eraser, Eraser, thank you for the screw, Mary Poppin, Marta Josh harp Bring called Sara up to a rollicking star. Two takedowns of beloved award winning actresses thus far. Now let's please wellow our next group they're

called Actress round Table. Makes some voice for Francesco Ramsey. Give it up, Rachel when it's thank you, Genevy van Yellow, that's Nicole silver Bar and finally give it up for iowat Debburry. Oh, I'm very thrilled to welcome Francesca Ramsey to the BYRD. Her very first, I don't think so, honey. Down, Okay, I'm gonna do this is Trenchsa Ramsey's I don't think so honey. Her time starts now, I don't think so honey. Those scammy pho I RST phone calls that are blowing

on my phone. I have been contacted by the I R S. And those motherfucker's sent me a mail. They sent me somebody had to motherfucking sign for they were not calling my house. Okay, So I decided to entertain this motherfucker the other day and I was like, Oh, it's so scary, it's so scary. And then he had the nerd to tell me to suck his dick. You called to me to scam me, and now you want me to suck your dick. Scond we now? And then you know what, here's the thing. You think, who's gonna

fall for this? I'm gonna tell you whos gonna fall for this. Grandma's your grandma, your grandma, and I wood be damned if somebody's gonna scam my grandma. And it's not me seconds because real top I will say nice things about her when she's dead, But that bitch is a bitch, and I would like to be the only one that steals money from my grandma, not some scammy dude pretending to be from the I R S with a thick ass accent and whatever accent you were thinking of,

it's sucking racist. And wow, watch your grandmother if they could be flying for scams, scams galore glories. Look up Rachel and get up for the look. Wow wow, wow, pulled a look for you. Is it going to be the trouble thank you, the troball or is it the top top? Well? I really have to speak my mind tonight, so it's pre select speak your mind. This is Rachel Wits. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. Um, I don't think so, honey. Brianka Chopra marrying Nick Jonas.

What I mean? I know love is love is love is love, but this love is fucking bullshit. And everybody knows that Brianka Chopra is the most beautiful, glamorous, tall I assume woman on the planet. And Nick Jonas is from New Jersey. She was at the royal wedding. Do you know how many royal weddings Nick Jonas has been? To zero? Because boy from Wycoff, New Jersey don't go to royal wedding. I can say this because I'm from

New Jersey and I'm fucking trash. Rianka Choper was in the most amazing one hour drama Quantico Best Shot Chuanica. You can stream that ship on netlick and what is Nick Judas done? The concert version? That ship was fine, and that's I will say this. If there's anyone I'm least surprised to find out watch this Quantico it is you're a Quantico type of girl. And she just finished marathon ng Mottart in the jungle. That's the world. She's

then everyone, we are honored to welcome Genevieve. Ya started to the god, Oh my god, the star is born. I'm coming to sing along. Ten thirty AMC forty square. We picked the worst year works. Okay, thank you, thank you, Yes, thank you. It's a pre select. I have something very maje to get off my dong chests let her dog chest. This is Jenny Vaniela. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. God, what is she doing? I don't like calling women crazy, but

she's acting truly wild. What more ted cruise but holes. But she's going to give us these ethereal figures and then we're going gets tough at the crack. She's going to tie us off with a smelly knot. Holes. They're insane. What is she doing buttholes, highs and lows buttholes. And then she gave us dogs amazing, dogs are good, y'all left dogs. Then she gave us greyhound dogs. What the fuck? That is insane? Who has a greyhound dog? Good? They're disgusting,

They're too skinny, they're fast. I'm bodying greyhound dogs. You know. I'm so sorry. Alcohol amazing? Who likes alcohol? Yes, very cool of her. But then she gave us a two hot take disgusting. I'm so sorry. Who has tasted wine? The first sip disgusting? It is steaky. One seconds wine is dead fruit JITs. You heard it here first? It is nasty. Why do we have wine to forget about our smelly not god? You have freak foot out one wine? Okay, I very nearly almost sin by. I don't think so

honey on prosecco. Prosecco, it's disgusting. It's like I was like, I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, I was like sucking shit. Hello everyone, Wait, it's like, hello, what am I? Why don't just order a headache? Rule number rule number fifty nine of culture. Wine is dead fruit. Wine is dead fruit. Tend Tonello just contributed a rule of culture. Everyone another person who I wouldn't be surprised to find out watch this quantico. I say that because she is a public

and proud Gray's anatomy stand. Oh yes, yeah, yes, my hat says, give Sandra and Emmy. Yes that is what this hat says. Yeah, I feel like this is the right venue. Um, I've got something basic, but I'm doing pre selected. I don't think so, honey, her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Drake texting Billy Millie Bobby Brown. I disclaimer. Everyone's all up in arms about this, but no one gives a shit about r Kelly doing way worse because his victims are black. That is a separate thing.

And everyone's just like, oh my god, Drake, why are you texting a white British child? But she's been she's fourteen, and your girlfriend is eighteens. That is the same. I'm twenty seven and I can't find anything to talk about with the twenty five year old? Are you talking about with a fourteen year old? We talk about boys? Oh? Really? Anything in that whole orbit is my enemy. Drake has a massive e go. Why does a fourteen year old

have a cellphone? I had to win into fifteen even though everyone else had one, and it was not fair. Everyone needs to tell Drake that just because he's beloved doesn't mean that he can just text children. And she loves She is really pretty though she's old for her age, and that's what I love that they were like like Millie Bobby Brown was like, everyone stopped teasing me about my relationship. It's like, girl, we're helping you. Yeah, that was how it started. YU. No, they cannot be texting?

Is his girlfriend eighteen? Oh Jesus Christ, I don't think so, honey, Drake, Drake, no, no, now please, it makes me really mad. Now it's upsetting. Okay, let's bring up to the bike. I dem what if the shirt say I ow? The shirt says daddy's little daddy, little Daddy. Yeah, come on, daddy, this little daddy thoughts on you know, troub V. So I actually was going to speak about the Millie Bobby Brown industrial complex, and so I think it's only you. Absolutely no, I gotta

do the gota. Here we go. Okay, this is for this group. I don't think so, honey. Topic is Gray's anatomy. Your time starts now. I absolutely do not think so, honey, Gray's Anatomy and that's been on air force. I want to say two d and four season. It's too much, it's too long, get it off air. Giving a spin off for God's Things. They tried to do a spin up and it didn't work. It's not a side. I

don't think so, honey. I don't think so. Honestly, Shonda Rhymes trapping sort of you know, the Nightly Beautifully because she's a black woman and we love her, but sort of banigly like this talented actors in this sort of like three more texts of a hospital trapping Sandra all for years and years and years, and then when she got free, you know, she got to do like under the Tuscan Sun, which is like great and a service, but also like I needed more from Sandra, you know what.

I you know, I needed more. Um, I don't think so hospital dramas maybe for two long you know what, It's the only show my mom watches and I want to talk to her about more TV. Mom made it personal at the end, Wow it up for Actress round Table. Francesca ran over every Wow, that's so funny. Grace, don't he has come up a lot today. It's come up a lot. We We saw a gift today of Sandro eating too hot dogs. Remember that episode where they eat hot dogs. It's not that good. It's not all right.

Welcome our next group. They are called Fashion Darling. Give it up for Child Johnson, for Molly Austin, Marie Foustin, for Christie Chello, Christie shock Over, Hello, Lenny when the glitter Fannie Path bring Denton, Oh my god, freak. First of all, congratulations big yes, and I have a prepared one because I got shot on my mind. I don't think so, honey, white women are. I'm happy to say it. I got white woman by a white woman two weeks ago.

The bitch works for the Huffington Post. Fuck her. And if y'all don't want to know what being white woman means, that's for example of like a white woman's running for president and y'all bitch is both the sexual predator into the office. That getting fucking white woman, all right, I fucking I. This woman interviewed me, asked me about Louis C. K right, and then wrote in the article a comedian named Joey l We're not gonna use the rest of

her name fear a professional repercussious bitch. How many joy els do you think are in the fucking world? I believe that, let alone in comedy work out the fucking seller bit shop up. Put my social Security number and address and blood type and the ship because guess what I said? What the funk I said taking ownership line? Come on, twit't fucking believe that that was crazy? All right? Give it the funk up, Dolly with the look, Thank

you so much? Thank you know. What are you thinking? Well, I think I'm gonna go I think I think I'm gonna go with what I know. Okay, to go with what you know? This is Molly Austin. I don't think so. Man of your time starts now. I don't think so, Honey, Justin Bieber and Haley Baldwin. Yes, the drugs, yes, no pretting up. But mostly I don't like when blondes date blonde.

They're the hardest group to tell apart. I don't like when two blondes hang out with more, but I don't like one blonde hangs out with another blonde and now you're gonna procreate. No, no, your children are not going to surprive the depletion of the ozone layer. So I don't think, so, honey, you're gonna have to dip your baby in a vat of SPF. It's no good. It's no good. They look like the siblings from the Children

of the Corn. Okay, I don't think so, honey. They look less like a couple gearing up to reproduce and more like a little girl. Description of ghosts in the attic second. Okay, thin pale blonde. Blonde is the most popular hair color of ghosts all the time time. I don't think, so, honey. Five seconds, I don't. I don't like it. I like that. It's actually a rule of culture number thirteen. Blonde is the most popular hair color of ghosts. You see many ghosts with that hair color.

Anything trend right now? Everyone, welcome Marie Fausta. Bursday weekend, Burthday weekend, Burthday weekend. Okay, you see what my boys sounds like? Birthday week all right? How do we feel re trouble and the pre selectiveness? Okay, So last night was a lot of like cocaine and molly. So I didn't prepare anything, but I'm not you're not about the trip me with that bowl. I thought about it while I was back there, and I'm gonna do something that I did not prepare. But Marie faustons, I don't think

so many her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Men with bad dick and high self esteem? Where is that I'm in from? Your dick is trash? How dare you not pay the whole check when all of them get drunk? You should be paying a check for the table next to us. Your dick is terrible. I don't think so, honey, Like you go down there and just lab Do you think I'm gonna sit on your dick? Couple manutes, I don't think so, honey. I don't need to work out that bad. I'm skinny. But you know what,

I also don't think so, honey. Women who fake it in the bedroom because you are think these men with terrible penis confidence that they don't deserve it. Samoya, to understand that you got pre requisite pussy because you got you think he's gonna he's gonna think that other women like that because you bet it. I'm not an actress and that's one manute. Women, Stop faking it, Stop baking it.

You're making these men with beat Dick have the confidence Marie Felted and now welcome to my Chris pretty Cello, Christie, Christie Cello. However that talk to us about what you are thinking. I'm thinking, I'm gonna go in. I love who do that? Okay is wow? Okay, this is crazy, Christie Cello. I don't think so honey. Topic is Samuel L. Jackson. No, I don't think no honey, Damuel L. Jackson, because snakes on a plane, no, thank you, There are never thinks

on a plane. Samuel L. Jackson. I don't think so honey. I don't think so honey, Samuel L. Jackson because honestly, you're getting really old and I just don't really think you're that great of an actor, even though your iconic. Um. I don't think so honey, Samuel L. Jackson because um, honestly, I would like to be in a lot of movies and I'm not Samuel L. Jackson. So I don't think Samuel L. Jackson because I don't think so honey, Samuel L. Jackson.

I don't think so honey, Samuel L. Jackson. Daniel Jaxon, Wow, the most successful I don't think so honey, which was really just a repeating of the topic. I love it. She knows he is iconic despite being fine. That was a good read. That was great. Get it up for Chrissy shaw Oh, I like the top. Thank you it's from Target. Wait. Wait, the gay at the view wore a jacket from Target for him for that do for him. I'm not showing for you. It was. It was a

great jacket. Retail shaning has no place here. Retail sha has no place here. Now, Chrissie, what's it gonna be? Tell us, well, I'm famously a trouble bitch, but tonight I am prettes selected creasy shacklebirds. I don't think so, honey, or time starts now. I don't think so honey. Pop covers up Disney songs. We don't need the Dannie Lovato covering let it Go from Frozen. Even toddlers that were obsessed with that song, We're like, it sounds a little too baby ish for me. I don't think so, honey,

Alessia Carra covering how far I'll go from Juanna? Okay, no offense, Lessia Cara. You are talented, but you are like if a choker necklace came to life. And was like, I want to make music. I'll think so, honey. Christina Aguilera covering Reflection from Mulan cover suck and so does the music video. You've got Christina Aguilera with the short blonde hair cut looking like a platinum Reba McIntire singing about her reflection and when she looks in the pond,

it's move on. Something's not right here. Let's celebrate the storytellers who bring the songs to life, like La Salanga who sang reflection in the Origin A movie And that's why man celebrate, celebrate, Chris give it up for fashion doing off Cello Shackleford out sending oh my God. Forever. This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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