"I Don't Think So, Honey! 6" (Part One)

Who here does not? They're just they just came out to the Bellhouse. Yeah, well, John, let the girl who doesn't listen to the podcast get like the best seat. Hell this woman? Oh my god? Wow, Well we're lost. Culture Rests. Usually we're just a very low concept pop culture podcast, very unstructured, very loose. Um. People either feel like they're listening in on like at a conversation at a party, but that conversation is like, um, it's stupid,

it's stupid. Yeah, we call ourselves culture restas. I don't like watch Game of Thrones, you know what I mean? Like, there's like a lot of blind spots. I haven't seen the sound of music. Yeah, that's crazy. But like, but at this point, Matt is like actively not watched, like does will not watch it as it goes by like this and this is that true? Like the back hour, the back half is like really thrilling, like the They're

escaping Austria. It's like, really cool. I went through a lot of my life not knowing that was about Nazis. And also you know that you know, you know the play Cabaret, the play. Didn't know that was about Nazis too until I was seeing it. And let me tell you something. It gets very dark in the second half. Oh my god, shockingly so we lose people in that musical. Um, you're surprised. What's been going on? We we don't have

any banter prepared, truly. This is like as blind as we're going into something like it's been a very busy month for us. We were in l A, Los Angeles or the City of Angels, city goes by three names. That was very fun. We came here. Um with RuPaul's Dragons season finale last night. We have a winner who's happy with the results. Who did you want? We talked to Asian on the phone today. She really did, We really did that's true. Um, she's got she's the best,

she's the best, she's doing great. Um I first off, but here's the thing for those good except like insect aside for those of you who don't know which we buy off the shelf. Um. For those of you don't know this, drag Queen. Last night at RuPaul's Draggers finale, try to do this reveal with butterflies and they all came out either disobedient or dead. And everyone's like up in arms about her killing all these butterflies. But it's like, bitch,

bugs are not animals. They're not animals. We unfortunately physically like taxonomically not animals. I said, if you have eaten one Hamburger in your life and you're upset about those butterflies, you can go fund yourself. Like if you're upset about bugs dying, go like fucking protests to the rain like it's not it's not a is not a bugs friend. That's so yeah. But we did do we did do our little costume reveals like to I guess give a nod to the many revealers we've seen in drag Race

this season. So you guys loved it, You guys loved you. Guys love that. We loved that. Um what else? What else? Guys were were tapped? We are I just took a forty five minute lift here and it was I almost got sick in the car. Do you guys get sick in cars? Hell? Yeah, queen go off. Um like we said, no prepared beds, prepared beds. Oh this is this is something um I um, I bought. I bought it toy and it's I thought I was being reasonable with like the dimensions of it. And honey, I I that girth

is too girthy. Girl on this, you have to be specific, not everyone else. He bought a toy that you put up your button. And first of all, you know this is not even this is not a full fledge. I don't think so, honey. But sex shop workers, like you would think, would like not have to be aloof like you would think that they would just be like. This is not a respectability politicking about sex sho sex shop workers. But like I I came across some cold retail. They

weren't like, they weren't communicative. She was like this this This lady was like um uh so uh yeah, just make sure you wash with soap and water, especially if you transfer between partners. I was like, yeah, I know. Also, it's not going between partners, honey, this is I have a monogamous relations and ship with my fucking toys. Um. Anyway, um, it's Pride month. I don't know if you guys know this, but um, I wrote a little bit of a pride

and thing. Should I do it? Okay? Okay everyone, everyone, let's let's let's let's everyone, let's set it be here we go. I've been trying to look like fierce and I trip over the fucking wire. Ok Okay. So um this is based on a real text thread that I had between all my friends trying to make plans for Pride. Okay, so we're all going to create the music. Hi'm indy together? Um, everyone like, cooperate with me here? Ready? Wait, hold on?

Is someone filming this? Okay? Okay, all right, here we go. Ready, Yeah, get all gay in your foot here we go. Be a bitch to your friends, Be a bitch to your closest friends. This pride alien Nate. All your closest friends are being a bitch to them. Hey, hey shake your bitchy ass, Hey, hey shake your bitchy face. Hey, hey, shake your bitchy dick. Hey hey shake it all around. Hey, hey, be a bit to your closest friends. This pride very good.

That's it, that's it. Um, you know Matt, Matt, his face, Matt. I think Matt's sort of um and promoters that he is in need. He's a seasonal comedian. Like he does a solo show that's about Christmas that he can only do in December. He does, he writes songs that can only be sung in June, like that one. But I think I think that's good. Like you know who I'm texting with about it. Jens Monsoon, winner of season five of RuPaul's Dragons, who loves it and says we're gonna

get in the studio, not in just one year. So loves how the biz works. Guys, who's ready for some of my own things? So honey is so so fun. Unfortunately, we usually have bring a guest on. Usually it's a net Benning up played by Peter Smith. Peter Smith is playing Um Peter Pan upstate, so they cannot be with us tonight. Our guest bookwork, Our guests bookwork, and we

don't and we do not decidedly not. And I believe famous comedian who doesn't book Pat Regan just shouted yes from back, she's shouting us comedian with no credits are

projects as a show solidarity? Okay, so we're gonna do some I don't think so honeyes and I don't think so honey is a one minute allotment of time to go off on something that is getting your goat and culture right, something you don't like in pop culture, something that makes you say, oh bitch, if only I had a stage I was, I would scream about that thing, hony. And this is actually fifty comedians opportunity to really do just that. And who's been to I don't think so

honey before I don't awesome. Alright, so we're actually gonna demo a couple I don't think so honey for you. Now, before we do, let's explain the options of your I don't think so honey. So you can either comment with a pre prepared topic that you've decided you have to rant about and take the stage into your thing, or Honey, you can take from the troll ball, which we've written. Yes, give it up for the troll ball. Troll Ball, the these are beloved pop culture topics that would be very

hard to talk about, but you must um so. Some past examples have included, uh, Julie Andrews, Princess Diana, Robert Mueller, beloved figures, beloved figures, and you have to go negative on them. I'll tell them to take it a long time. Some of the some of the draws are devastating in l A, you'll listen what we're gonna release that episode soon. I as a demo. I got Sandra, Oh is mine tragic? So it's the hardest moment of my life. And but now we're gonna switch it up. So we're gonna demo both.

I'll do a pre select when Matt's gonna do a trouball pick. I am gonna get the clock ready. Everyone, please welcome Bow and Yang to the mic. Great Bow and Yang, you have a pre selected I don't think so honey, topic gets excellent, Okay, Bow and Yang, you're I don't think so honey times arts now, I don't think so honey. Tattoos bitch, yeah, yeah yeah. If I wanted to have metallic liquid, to have little bits of chromium and lead and titanium oxide injected in my skin.

I would go find a robot to fuck me up the ass. Raw look tattoos. I'm not gonna go down to some parlor arm barry and give my money to some Nazi sympathizer named Topaz who was radicalized by cat Vonde looks. Everyone's like, oh, they're so symbolic. No, if you want symbolism, go read East of Eating. If you want symbolism. If you need a tattoo of an oak tree on your clavical to remind you that you contain multitudes, no, you're too obvious. That makes you a human acrostic poem. Honey,

So I don't think so. Even if you have ironic tattoos like a bowl of stoop on you, I hope you struggle soon. I don't think so many people who have tattoos. We get it. You studied abroad. That's one minute. We got a towpas, you studied abroad. That can't be your Christian name, that can be no government name. Jesus. Okay, so that is a pre selected I don't think so, Honey, had some that was amazing. You guys feeling rubbed up by that? Now, let's walk whose tattoos guess you're guess

you're wrong. No, no, no, just kidding. I love tattoos. I just don't know what I would get on myself. Everyone, please give it up for Matt Rogers. Matt Rogers, you are picking from the trouble is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm very anxious about this. Okay, sorry in advance, Sorry in advance, Matt Rodgers. Maybe your trouble pick is diversity. Matt Rodgers, I don't think so many time starts now. I don't think so, honey, diversity because now we know what it is, so like now we have to, like, um,

do something about it, like um. What I mean by that is like we shouldn't have to fix it. It It should already be fixed from the beginning of time, honey. It should already have been diverse. You look at this lineup. It is diverse, and nobody had to tell us to No one had to tell us the diversity our ship. It just was your motherfucker, Oh, you white people who never didn't get it before. Fucking you. You should have been diverse from the beginning. I don't think so, honey, diversity.

The word is too long. I like short words like that, dum. I like short words like bug I don't think so honey diversity, it's just diversity. I don't think so honey diversity. You rhyme with adversity and I don't see adversity. I only see success. And that's one minute. Give it up for Matt Rogers everyone, wow, bitch, I had I don't think so any diversity. You give it the funk up. Thanks. So there you go. That was a tough one, Matt.

That was tough. How do you not tell me you put diversity in the You said, you said you put diversity in film, which I don't know how that's differ. Needed to broaden the scope of diversity as a concept as a concept didn't have to be ethnic, didn't have to be you know, gendered, or that's true. It could have been biological diversity like plant life. Absolutely. I got a three on API environmental science. And some of my girls that were in that class with me all here tonight,

stand up, ladies. They definitely won't stand. They won't stand up. I gotta three on that. Yeah, not good, three for um, three for like a fallback science. Not everyone was like almost a doctor, Yeah, like yeah, I was almost a doctor. He was, did you know he was almost a doctor at the pod. Great, guys, who's ready for some more? I don't think so. Honey's that's great. And of course when we say guys, it's not gender. No no, get mad at him, get mad at him. Um, guy's a

shorthand for ladies and gentlemen. And MB's wow, he's really sinking in front of everyone, and he was almost a doctor. You guys, everyone, please welcome our first group. This first group is called Marion Morris. Please welcome Gradit title man. What are you welcome? Michael Fox, Patty Harrison, Yes, Amy Simmon. Finally is she here? Rosebud? All right, your mother fuck Riss is granted titleman to the Mike Grata. Thank you so much, Thank you, thank you, thank you. Going to

be pre selected or trollball? You know, I thought of a really good pre selected back there just now, But I'm going to stick to my guns. This is my fourth time, fourth time doing this and fourth times the bowl. Baby. But waitution what if I don't know it? Because well we've said a press in the past for if the person doesn't know, I have it in my hands and you do know it. Oh my god, I'm literally I'm peeing.

This is topical, hon What is it? I don't it's your topic is I don't think so, honey, Cynthia Nixon and your time time starts now. I don't think so, Honny. Cynthia Nixon running for fucking governor, bitch, I don't think so. You're an actress. You are my number one woman on sex and the city, and that is who you stay. You do not get to become a politician. You do not get to become a human. You are simply Miranda.

And all that I care about is seeing you fucked that lonely bartender and living in gorgeous Bradstone in Boklyn. I want to see you, sir, pipe beast looks all over Brooklyn nights. I want to know. I love it now. You're happy with your wife. That is beautiful. But that's all I need to know. Okay, watch you raise Brady. I want to watch you running in the winter to carry when she's sad. I want to watch you get

ship along. You're de sexualized by your friends but us importantly, I don't think so, any Cynthia Nixon, because no one identifies with you, and that's one man. Cynthia Nixon granted title. Mind everyone and sailing points. Welcome to the mic. Mica Fox, Mica Fox, looking like the look thank you? What do we think control? Bulling it or pre selecting it? I have to pre select God, this is Mica Foxes. I don't think so honey, her time starts now. I don't

think so eels. You're fucking revolting. Okay, you're a goddamn abomination of the sea and you have to be stopped. Why couldn't you be a bald eagle and just die in the ocean and drown. You are disgusting, You are disgusting. You are what a snake fox? At last, call Sonny seconds? Did I funk that heel? No? No, I didn't. It's got the face of a Bronto source and the body of a tablerone. No, no, I don't think so eel. And they're always looking like you're SI. You gotta smile

about your head smaller than your body. You're like when a penis's head is smaller than the ship. And second it's look like you're covered in a condom. I don't think so No, I got five. I wouldn't suck that he'll ever, No, no, no, and here comes and eel herself. Patty, here go off off, come on il they love as an eel as an eel. I'm I'm shivering right, yeah, I got so hard to hear, Patty? What's it going to be? I want to I want to do the ball. I think the ball is very popular. This is the

first for you. Okay? Excited for this, Patty Harrison, you are? I don't think so, honey. Trollball topic is Megan just of Sussex. Wait, I don't know. I don't know a lot of you don't know. No, wait, do you really want to move on? Do you want to do something else? You don't know her? Make a mark you don't know her? Okay, no, okay, this one's more well known than like a princess. I guess you're I don't think sony. Trollball topic is iconic, Miss Piggy. Oh, this is gonna be really hard. Okay,

And this is Patty Harrisons. I don't think everyone of your time starts now. I don't think so any Miss Piggy. No, no, A little pig woman with blonde hair? Why do you have that blonde hair? Why does she have to Baila Trair is always blown out in full bailage. Give her straight across, tiny art bangs. Give her bushwick bangs, jet black hair, white purple tips. Give her a little triangle tattoo. I actually this is really hard for me. I love Miss Piggy and I frame my whole womanhood around her.

Oh my gosh, and her face is so ugly. Her nose as a circle that has two black holes in it, and that's like a natural A no should be a long shaft with two little downward turnholes. They should never, I think was ever. I don't think so any, Miss Piggy, because Kermit has no discernible genitalia. How many five? I don't think so any, Miss Piggy, because there's no dick too funck on Kerma unless he has a cloaca, and to be all about him is insane. Bad airs. Wow, wow,

very good the iconic Miss Piggy. And now please welcome to the mic Amyn. Yes, okay, so what do you think are we going to do the troll ball which has been popular tonight? It's my first rodeo so um so I was I was going to go pre selected. If you're obliged, My George, he's I don't think so, honey. Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Trends absolutely not, bitch. Okay, I'm done with all that ship. You want me to change just a little bit every

couple of months. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. I'm keeping up with every single thing happening at every single moment. You want me to get into bell sleeves, No can do, Darling, no can do. I'm happy with my Now see a little boot cut in my structure jacket. Okay. I am busy preparing myself for the apocalypse. I need to beats in better shape. Okay, I have to run a mile in under thirteen minutes. Okay, I don't have time to figure out the cutout situation

in the top of a dress. That doesn't make sense, honey. Okay, We're in capitalist free fall and I cannot pay attention to the trends. Honey, my seconds one minute, Amy's ebber? That was Amy's name? Or no, thank you trend now, rosebud Baker, Okay, what do you think about the bullet or the pre st I have something to get off my chest, so it's pre selected. My voice is like, I don't think honey, the rasp and then her time starts. Now, Okay, I don't think so, honey. Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson

I fucking cannot deal with them. First of all, Arianna looks like Barbie before they made her normal. Okay. Pete Davidson is a skull faced scary man. I don't think so, honey. All right, Arianna belongs with Thor, Okay, with Thor the character. She should be married to Thor, and she's marrying a stretched out Kendall that is that was left in the Kilnen too long. Anyway, I can't know absolutely. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. Thank you. I've lost my place I got, I got sucked up,

all right, I don't think so. If it was Christmas, if you were a little girl and you got a Barbie doll that looked like Ariana Grande and you gotta fucking ken that looks like Pete Davidson, you would fucking cry. That's one man. Give it up for the Baron Morris group, Brenda title Man like a Fox, Patty Harrison, Sammeron Rosebud Bacon, Goodbye, Maren's. Wow, we're up to a very hot start here. Please welcome

this next group, which is called constant Vigilance. Please give it up for Kevin Allison, come by for Desmond four, damn it up for Josh Gondleman, give it up for one Julio Torres add a new addition to the night, Miss Catherine Cole. Yes, honey, yes honey, all right, here we go. Kevin Allison, it's up to you. Oh, she's got papers, she got papers. Sixty fucking seconds. I need my paper. Yeah, so this is pretty selected. That would be such a gag if he threw the paper, it

was like trillable. We've had some fun fake outs, we've had some fun. Face would be like, Kevin Allison, this is his I don't think so honey. His time starts now. I don't think so honey. People who get through an entire I don't think so honey without at least saying it once, like I don't think so oh, don't think so honey. Different, different, I mean you gotta get a little variety in it, Like you could try the squeaky confused.

I don't think so honey, or maybe the sultry I don't think so seconds, or you could try it like that that straight guy that Margaret Show is dating who just threw the words away and was like, baby, I think differently seconds. But the point is, if you're going for a get a little, I don't think so into it, or I don't think so. And that's I hope the industry was here. Those impressions were. That was a good real,

real if unreal. Alright, everyone give it up for Desmond floor Okay, shut okay, sut okay, shirt o, god, thank you. What do we think about the trouble versus pre selected topics? I'm going to do pre select Okay, it's been in my horn. It for on your horn. Nice. This is Desmond Thorn's I don't think so, honey. His time starts new. Greetings, white people, this one's for you, because some of y'all still think it's fine and dandy to be saying nigga

just because it's part of a song lyrics. See now, every time I go to a party, I do what I like to call the gold Digger lit miss test, because every time my song comes on, white folks me standing like this and they about happened to a game. But that was Dutch, just whitenes same na because white and the same white and the same ninga. But let me tell you if I don't hear you singing in the radio edit version, the version where he says, but she and messed someone no broke broke, I'm coming for you.

I'm coming for you, and my white girl come to the mark concept was a perfect example, and it's crazy that people thought it was like wrong for him to test her. White people test us every single fucking day. If a pultzic rise Winna hip hop ours when he tests that young woman at his own concert at testing by the way, I think you can do. So good night, everybody, now please get it up for Josh gondal Man. Hello, gotta love it, gotta love it. Alright, So what do

you think here? I'm gonna go pre selected. I don't think so honey. You are, you're ready, You're ready. I appreciate it. Okay, this is Josh Donalmans. I don't think so Honey's time starts now. I don't think so honey. Every movie having every superhero and like I will say right off the bat, I don't like superhero movies because I don't care about them, even though I look like I don't like superhero movies because I care so much

about him. But now especially there's every movie is a Marvel movie and all the superheroes are all together and it's weird, like spend some time alone, learned to love yourself, or make some new friends. Branch out every Marvel superheroes like the guy who only hangs out with the six dudes he knows from high school. The Avengers even sounds like a high school click, like were the Avengers we

all got caught from varsity football together. If I wanted to see Mark Ruffalo bring down a bunch of monsters, I'd watch Spotlight where he takes on the Boston Archds. I'm just gonna surf that one out five seconds. Uh oh uh. Just give me a quirky psychological thriller or a biopic about someone whose life we haven't already been force fed the details of side note. I don't think so, honey, Steve jobs, Josh got him and he threw a quick

Steve everyone kindly, welcome to the stage. Hullo Taurres, Hello him. Matt H. Bowen. By the way, Julio sent me a text before I got here saying should I look hot or cute? And I said hot? We can. It's a great it's success. Thank you. What do we think? What do we think? Um? Uh no, I have been waiting for this moment. Okay, this is it sounds like it. This is RELI tourists. I don't think so many time

starts now, I don't think so, honey. Little girls who for Halloween they said that they're going to be mermaids before a tail, they were a little skirt, I don't think so, honey, sweetie, you're not a mermaid. You're a little girl with too much makeup in a skirt. If I can see your little sketchers, you're not a mermaid. Commit to it. Commit to it. Drag your body or find a paper mache rock with wheels for your mommy

can wheel you around. It's just like like, you know how in American films when they go to a foreign country, foreign people speak English in a broken accent. It's sort of equivalent of that I speak Spanish and I don't speak Spanish to my sea, like when is our abuela coming home? Do good representation and just just drag your body and also no sequence. I think I think I'm done. I think I'm done. Julio Taures dragging little girls and now please welcome to the microphone. X k. Yeah, she's

so shy. She gets very shy. She gets very shy. Stop what's what? What are we thinking? It's pussal, This is Kathkos. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so honey. My dreams, no, baby. Why are my dreams making me dream that I have sex reverse cow girl style with Eminem and liked it? No my dreams, No my dreams. Why do my dreams make me dream that I try to have sex with a tripod but it don't go in? No my dreams, No my dreams. Why am my dreams? Am I still in

high school? Why am I failing a chemistry test? Why am I trying to be on Broadway? The only people on Broadway? There's three people and they're all named Tyler. No my dreams, No my dreams. Why do my dreams make me dream that my ex boyfriend got married? No my dreams. Know when someone has been with me, they're not allowed to be with anyone else after me, And

that's what the government says. No, my dreams. Why when I'm in my dreams, do I wake up with my fists my name in my fist like a stressed out little bugs. No, my dreams, No, my dreams, my dreams. Give it after this group, constant vigilance. Kevin else has been trus very shy. Katherine Cohen, Oh, Kathy trying trying to fuck a tripod that has to be Freudian. No, my dream, my dream Everyone, please welcome our next group, People of the Worlds. Give it up for Rebecca vigil

Give it up for Zach Simmerman. Addition, give it up for Peter Valentis, give it up for Kathleen Ormne, and give it up for Stephen. People of the world, my god. All right, and first to the mic is ms Rebecca Virgil, who got paper? She's got paper and crushed Velton. Here we go, bitch. The crowd hated this room. Oh this is gonna be I hope you've been watching the news. Oh no, I try to avoid it at all costs. This is a bright spot which is not good for you. Okay,

you're I don't think so, honey. Trollball topic is recent primary winner Alexandria Costo Cortez at your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Your name is too long for white people today. Okay. Also, I don't think so, honey. How dare you? How fucking dare you be twenty eight and already in Congress? You know what this fix was doing? Getting it? D u? I okay, And I'm a second. I was not driving under the influence of making them Erica a better place to live. I was funny people's

lives in danger, Okay, bitch. Also, Bronx, Bronx really in seconds Bronx. Now the Bronx is great. Um, But seriously, though, I don't think so. Five seconds to five seconds, I got two more fucking hours of this ship that I can rip off. No, but congratulations, I'm very excited for her. Rebecca vigil an expert. I don't think so, honey. Right there, she did the assign, did the assignment assign ripped that woman apart, ten out of tan and now please welcome

God bless him for filling in. He has a show out tomorrow at the Duplex. Yes, hi, check about stop un women's departments, come on, unicle. Alright, So, so what's in your mind? What's in your heart? I'm gonna go pre selected as of uh Bowen's d M today at three o'clock, when I was like, this is a no, no, no, no, I love you. This is because everyone's I don't think so honey. As time starts now, I don't think so honey.

Street festivals, we discovered shelter, but let's build a two day Hooverville gets sunburnt and pay too much for sangria. What have you been in a store and thought this is nice, but let's do it in a crosswalk. You think you're hot ship street festivals, you're humid. Ship tiptoe like I'm in the board game. Don't wake daddy, and Daddy is my overactive sweat glands. I sweat like a cute boy just texted me. So I texted my friend

that cute boy just texted me. And when I look at my phone, I've sent that text to the cute boy. The steaks are too high street festivals. If you have a bad winter, it's on winter. Have a bad time at a street festival, it's on you. And as a gay man, if I don't have mimosas in hand by one o'clock, I get in trouble. And the worst thing about street festivals summer in generals, I can't wear my Jeane jacket. The source of my personality. That's ever manutiful

bit beautiful. Now please welcome to the microphone, Peter. Yes, I love high. Yes, good luck. Look talk to us about the bull versus the pre selected topics. Where's your head at, Tony? So I feel like, because it's my first time, yeah, I should really risk it all with the bull, Peter. Nothing to lose, Nothing to lose your first time? Okay, I thought that was like a cute joke, but it really it really made no sense anyway. Your you can't nail at every single time anyway. Your trouble.

Topic is the actress extraordinaire Catherine Keener. No, I don't know her. All right, we're gonna draw another one. That's but I'm not lying. She plays probably tell me something if you want. She would play like a really good therapist, hypnotest hypot This actress is quite famous. Your I don't think so, honey. Topic is Sally Fields, and you remind me of a film she was Steel Magnolia's Mrs Doutfire. I love it, hate me. No, no, no, no, no, it's fine. Should be doing should be? Do you want

to go in one more time? Bitch? Or I can that crowd? We're here, we're here, Okay, here we go your I don't think so honey. Top is the beloved Carrie Fisher. Okay, Princess Leiah, you know God, Peter, I don't think so honey. On Carrie Fisher. As time starts now, I don't think so honey. Being a princess in a movie, Carrie Fisher, she acts like she was all great because she had sex with her brother or something in a film. But that's what I do all the time. Hey, yeah,

your hair looked good. I'll give you that, okay, But you're also you know, you got you you got like a life where you don't have that hair. And I don't think so honey. You're gonna do that in a movie. You're gonna do that in light. You have to do it all. Also, the white dress, it wasn't that hot, Like it was cool, but it wasn't that great. Listen, Carrie Fisher, m you are beloved by a world is also a bunch of nerds. I don't like Star Wars, bitch.

I don't like the whole culture and Carrie Fisher, you are a queen to these people and seconds, um, I love you. You're great, Um, thank you for your contributions to American culture. And uh, I don't think so, honey. Also, that's what man may don't work. He may don't work all the time. That's a that's a weird give it up for Kathleen? Are that? Would? I love you? Kathleen? Wow, what do you think? Is it a pre selected topic or is it the trouball pre sted? Okay, this is

Kathleen Norman whose I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I don't think so honey. This is a really stupid thing that happens to me a lot. Pink spelling her name with an exclamation instead of an im. I'm at the gym. I've gotten myself to the gym. I am exercising, and I want to listen to pink music and I type in p I and the only things that come up are Nicki Minaj, Pink Friday, and Yoshii Battles the Pink Robots, And that is not what

I'm looking for. When I was in first grade, I had a spelling test and as soon as I put my folders up, you know, to cover the thing. I put hit down and I fell asleep and we were spelling the colors. And when I woke up, the teacher was done, and I furiously wrote down the colors as fast as I could, and she thought it was cute and gave me a hundred because I still spelled the colors right. But if I had put an exclamation point, that would have been a beautiful trauma. I have been

a different situation. You make me sick. Pink. You need to teach your children how to spell colors the right, your daughters, I love you, but spelling at Someone is to tell Pink she's not spelling her name right. God, someone is to tell thank you. Who wants to listen to Yoshi battles the pink robots at the gym? Not not meant pink, pink, pink. Everyone, please give it up for Steven Paolato wearing some a sos that I could not pull off because I bought that. It did not

work on me. Thank you. Alright, Steven, it is DCM weekend. Okay, I think I'm gonna go pre selected. Alright, this is Steven Pelettics. I don't think so honey, as time starts now, I don't think so honey. Open casket funerals. Okay, First of all, let's talk about it. Open whoever looks good? Okay. My grandmother dies, I love her so much, and then I go to her open casket funeral, she looks worse than Gwen Stefani's wax figure. Madam Tussoves, I don't think

so honey. Also, at casket you're wasting so many trees so you can lie in the ground and do nothing. I don't think so honey. And then funerals. Life's hard enough, and you make an event where we have to go for two to three hours and be even sadder. I don't think so honey. For everybody out there that's like, oh, I want to do an open casket funeral because I want everyone to come and see me one last time and give my respects to me, and all of this bullshit,

I say, I don't think so honey. If you want to give your respect and you want to see me, come and see me when I'm a live bitch. Okay, I don't think so honey, open casket funerals, and it's not good a minute, it's not good. Give it up for people of the world. Rebecca's everybody even group next group that's about to take the stage. It's also gonna take your heart, bitch, and their group name is called it must be Friday. Please welcome I Quila here, Please

welcome Rebecca, you, please Welcome'm wanting to go again. Please welcome Eva Victor, and finally give it up for Matt Bellasa. Okay, first of the mic, isn't miss Aquila Hughes. Everybody? Yes, Oh, now, let's ask this question. Shall we pre select the topic or the trollball pre selected with the caveat that I just changed it a minute ago. Oh, ship, as a result of something you've seen, heard or experienced. Yes, oh, okay, this is this is Aequila Hughes. I don't think so, honey.

Her time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey. This edible I ate earlier. I mean there was there was definitely like a reason to do it, Like I was a little bit nervous about meeting all these people and talking to them about something that I hate, you know, But I don't think so, honey. You can't just say that you're working and then it's like, oh, I guess

it's not working out. Eat another one. And now I was gonna talk about old people, but now I'm just talking about how like I want to call my mom, but I should absolutely not call my mom right now. I don't think so, honey. I mean so, I was just in l A, which and I can't um, and they were having a seventy percent off sale on weed everywhere, so I had to get it. But then I was realizing that, like I had to risk my life with T s A. So I feel like this edible should

be on my motherfucking side five out here. And you know what, I like, I feel good and it actually is helping my period cramps. So I guess maybe, honey, care I live girl. Here's a little p s A. T s A does not care about weed. No, they don't care about what we can get right through giving up. Go Look how it's going great? How are you we're doing? It's loving to hear that. How do you feel in terms of the trouble and the priest time where I'm at them? Think control ball? I love okay, Let baby here,

we got your I don't think so, honey. Trollaball topic is from the Great State of Massachusetts, Miss Elizabeth Warren and Rebecca O'Neil. Her time starts now, Elizabeth Warren, Uh, I don't think so, honey. You know what you know who got shot more times? Fit these things? Is he a politician? Like? W's the street cray girls stopping? I'm kidding, Elizabeth Warren, Elizabeth Warren, what you want? Equal rights? So do I like I'm at the bottom of the time.

I'm a queer black woman girl. You late, you let you no, I'm kidding now, you're You're doing great, elizabe bit Warren. I don't think so, honey. Alright, thirty second thirty seconds? All right? I mean I do love you, but we gotta plan here. I don't think so, howdy, Like, honestly, I'm tired to people in office. I stopped wearing brawls after the election, honestly because I figured my titties are

going on the same direction as our democracy. Seconds. Hold on, my titties have going a little walkie from lack of support. But I feel like it's the same type of lack of support we've seen it from our elected officials. So I don't I don't think so, Elizabeth. All right, that's enough. I do love you. Sorry, that's pretty good. Well, Elizabeth Warren, that is the epitome of a trollball. That's a tough one, babe. Oh my god, here we go. Everyone give it up for want to go a game. I'm gonna do. I'm

gonna do. Uh, I'm going for it. You're going for it? No, like out of my mind. That was a roller coaster. My hand was in the bowl. Okay, here we go. This is one. Okay. I don't think so, honey. Your time starts now. If I give you my phone to take a picture of me and you take one photo instead of eighty five, I don't think so, honey. If I sho up to a winery with you take one photo of me by the trees, no, no, no, no.

This is a photo shoot. Back in the day when you take a photograph, if you take it with the flash and you see it three days later and you're sad, but you have emotional stability to handle it. If you take a photo of me you don't immediately scroll through at least seven, you're doing it wrong. I don't think so, honey. I took a photo of a family recently and they're like, okay, we're done. I'm like, no, I have to reach twenty. You gave me the phone five seconds. I don't think so, honey. Okay,

thank you. But there should be a lot of options. There should be a lot of options. Everyone give it up and get ready for Eva Victim. Oh my god, Okay, it is pre selected all the way. I'm ready. She is ready to yestors. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Chrissie Tea, Yeah, you think you can be good at everything? I don't think so. Any think it could be funny. You think you'd be high, You could be smart and also married

to romance icon John Legend. When I point the mike and you, you say, that's not our world, bitch, Okay, let's practice, great job. Okay. Do you really think you could be in a happy marriage in this political climate? Do you really think you can raise over a one million dollars for the A C l you in one night that Do really think you can simultaneously have a paid partnership with the number one highlighter from Sepphora from Becca Cosmetics as well as the paid partnership that's not

World one final thing. Where do you get off with the name Chrissie Tea gett? What do you think you are taking? And Sarah? I don't think so any Chrissie take Eva the Queen Diva. Eva Queen Diva working in some call and response. Now, get ready, everyone from Matt Belisa. Oh, look at him, the way he holds a drinking Yes, I'm not starting it. Don't start. Let's go. I too had an edible and this is true. I've already spent fifty dollars at the bar out there. Bits. You're fucked up.

You're so fucked up, my god, So I am fucking ready. That is ready for what? Ready? You want to do? A priest? Let's topic of the trouble? You want to really to trust you? Motherfucker? Okay, this is map elisis priest? Left it? I don't think so, Honey, His time starts now. I don't think so. Handy days. Who shame me for wanting to fuck Sean Mendez. There's twenty seven hours left to pride months, bitches, let me be basic. Do he look like every Instagram twink with a wisp of a

jawline and a bleach? That's whole yescond do I still want to ruin his tiny twink to grassy Yes. Just because he looks like the student council president at tim Wharton High and I look like nerdy gay Shrek doesn't mean I wouldn't enter his poutine. I don't care if John Mendez is gay cat nip. I'm a pussy bitch. I will not be ashamed for wanting his Canadian bacon.

My justin true hole. And I know and before you say fuck him out, you're clearly a bottom and still is he fuck you bitch like butt hole Scissor the life out of Himay's one. Matt Bellasie, Everyone give it up for it must be Friday. I'm killing you want a game? Bellasiby Wow. I have to say, but Scissor and Shawn Mendez is my actual sextreme. Anytime someone is excluding me from some encounter because we're both bottoms, will fucking but gls or there's a word thing wrong with it.

It sounds wonderful. Everyone, Please welcome our last group for this first half thoughts. Please welcome Tommy Peeko. Please welcome France Dorato, Joseph Oddo Benson and Dennis Honoris a second, this is crossover, a crossover event crossover. Hello, fam, No, that's not true. You These bitches all know Mary Oliver's work like the back of their hand. They that is true. They masturbate to Mary Oliver. Please welcome to stage. Hey jeeps, Tommy Peego, Tommy Tommy, what's it gonna be? Thank you

so much for having me so excited? Tow awsome? Is this okay? Is it's gonna be pre selected? Okay, this is pre selected. This is like a special Pride edition. Um, like everyone else said, I had something to get off my chest and my ass. I don't think so honey. As time starts now, okay, Um, I don't think so honey. An I didn't say you don't think so honey. You should think so honey, Angel, you know, like Dennis definitely think so honey. Ant know you know what I mean.

But okay, first of all, I have never had the impulse to insert myself into someone else because I'm anti imperial you know what I mean. Like, I don't think so honey colonialism like de colonized my butt hole and like okay, and then on the other side, like I don't think so honey, preparation like I'd much rather be spontaneous if you let me know beforehands like I don't think so, honey. Like you know also like you stay

in your body, I'll stay in my body. Um seconds, And it's just like all the preparations just so you don't leave like a brown elf shoe and somebody's sheets like I'm not about that. I don't think, honey. In the trouble now removed? Is ain't all sex? Thank you Pressian? How Pressian? You bit? And now it's time for friend fran Toronto. What's it gonna be? Um, it's gonna be pre selected special Pride edition as well. She sponsored by Chase,

sponsored by Haliburton. Hopefully the gays will be will be shook. This is fran Toronto. I don't think so many time starts now, I don't think so, honey. The masturbatory and largely a political Instagram presence of the queer I fab five. Okay what you think you are? Photos with g hit are gonna help abolish ice? Honey? You think you're Instagram sponsored by BT to Coco, I'm gonna help de gender bathrooms? Okay, yeah, okay, you wear crop top once and you think you've like

broken the gender binary. Honey, you've never met a trans person. You admitted that, Okay, alright, thirty seconds. And you think that just because you put the National Suicide Prevention Hotline in your Instagram by you've like solved up the suicide epidemic for queer and trans Dude, Honey, the only reason I need that is because every time I see your branded ads on Spotify, I want to throw myself off the Brooklyn Bridge. How about we put some real instagram

how about we put some real queers on your Instagram feed? Okay, honey, and Nico Totorello does not count. Nic Nico Tortorello is the Rachel dol Is. All of the queer community. Stay away from her. You stay away. No, I don't think so, Honey, that the one man. Oh my god, it's gonna be a rule of culture number ninety nine. Nico torderellas Rachel the queer community. Get it down, Kelly, get it down,

wrang it down. Do you want to know something? One time he reached out about being on the show, and then we said we'd love to have you, and then they said never mind. He said, never mind, Nico. Everybody give it up for Joseph Osmond said, Joe, I don't. I don't want to play anymore. Can you not go after you got it? I have notes, I'm doing pre prepared, prepared praps. She's a prep queen. You're ready, Let's go. This is Joseph OsmAnd sands. I don't think so, honey,

think so honey. I don't think so honey. Fuck you Matt, fuck you Bowen. Just get up on stage and in a minute, be funny, be informative. Oh, take down that Trump ro team. Get it done. I don't think so honey. I am I'm motherfucking scientist. I am not a comic. I spend my days with bacteria and two computer scientists. That's all we do. I'm not good at this ship and then do it in front of five hundred days.

Days are meant seconds. I know because I am a gay and I mean I seen it home in my underwent watching RuPaul's drag race, being like, oh that contour girl. So I have never contoured my face in my life when the contour was two weeks ago. By watching RuPaul's drag race. And that's what men never done about that said everybody. Oh mean, here's what he did. He was funny, he was informative, he took down the trap. I don't think and now give it up for Dennis Norris The Second,

getting you Janet Jackson, Janet Topical. Listen, I am Listensten, I am so this bitch is so excited to be here. Okay, great, this bitch, we're excited to have you here. What's it going to be? All right? I've been struggling with this for about forty eight hours. I have a pre selected topic and it's been driving me crazy most of the week. This is Dennis Norris The Seconds. I don't think it sounds right edition maybe and it starts kind of kind of.

I mean, time starts now, all right, I don't think so, honey, White people telling black people that they need to be civil. Okay, first of all, First of all, where do you get off? Okay, if you cannot stand behind Anti Maxine, who, by the way, is the most truth telling motherfucker all up in your entire Congress, then what the hell you do in Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, shut your mouth, clothes your way, seconds, duct tape that ship. I get out of her way

because you ruin in her flow. Okay. And another thing, last I checked, save days are over. So since when did you get to tell somebody what to say, what to do, what to think? Because as far as I'm concerned, but it seems as though the idea of being civil has led to this country being in the ship show that it's is this get up. Thank you for Dennis Norris, everybody, and for all this thoughts. Thank you thoughts. Tommy big Rado,

josaph Osman said Dennis again. All right, now before before we leave you all for intermission for a quick ten minutes so you can all get a little bit drunker. We are going to be visited by I guess this is his fifth last Colts Icon Awards. Are you guys ready? Are you ready? Please? Welcome to the stage. Pat Reagan. Oh my go god god, look he's limping. Look he has like he has a boom. Are you okay? Oh my god, Oh my god. I think this is a this is a sympathy ploy. This is this is very

transparent acting going on performative. This is Mamie Gummer herself Gummer telling Mamie Gummer, baby Gummer, what's what's going on, I can do it it. Okay, this is Pat, This is Pat Rodgers. This is Hat Regan wishes you can marry me. You know we would hypen it, bitch, we would. This is Pat and mat Regan Rogers. Do you love and that's that? That is white gayness. Okay, this is Pat Regans. I don't think so, honey, and his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. My fans, oh

my god, my fans are crazy. I don't think so, honey. Y'all are obsessed with me, but also don't like me enough. These young girls come up with you after a show, not like they want to raise your kids, but then when it comes to brass tacks, no one's even hooking up with me enough. I don't think so, honey. Um a craze fan in the bag who kicked me in the leg three times because I was standing in her line of vision. Bish. If you want to selfie with me, and just as I'll do a paid appearance at your

birthday party, just go through proper turnels. I don't think so, honey. My fans. Sometimes fans will come up to me and call him out for not call me following them on social it's like, yeah, because you're a fan on a friend name fully staffed and friends. Right now, I'm accepting. I'm currently accepting new fans, lovers and agents. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. My fans, um, everyone's obsessed with me and um some my fan recently sent me a fan art on instead where I looked

ugly and that's one minute. How dare you fan art? Give it up for pattery again? Did this to him? Oh my god? Well while he's making his way off to watch him go yes, oh wow. Everyone give it up for everyone you saw on this first half right now, and there's a lot more. It's a gun from We'll see you in ten to eleven minutes. Go to the bar and tip your tender seeing a bag Forever. This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Bahum,

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