Forever. Look man, oh, I see you? Why and look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness? Wow? Decorum, decor to look at our costume change? Horn? Oh yeah, um uh it was. I get a costume change against my will, I will say. I said to them all, we have to do a costume change because I couldn't pick out an outfit. There you go. How's everybody doing right now? We all do it? Okay, it's a longer story, but you guys don't care. Yeah? Um, you guys feeling good? Wow?
So we've had a crazy, crazy, crazy first half. Give it up for everyone you saw in the first half of the nine. I'm gonna say I was particularly shook by Haley Hepworth's I don't think so high. A group of men having fun. That's not a draw, that's that's a threat. Unbelievable, unreal. Are you guys ready to keep it going? All right? So this first group, they are called Germanata, which is the last name of Stephanie Germanata Ak Lady Gaga. Wait, hold on, before we start. Who's
seen the Star is Born trailer? Can we talk about it? It looks good? You don't think so? Honey? Security removed man, that's stupid. Man. Stop. It has the potential to be a little shmacked forget out of here. I don't think so, honey. People who are not rooting for Lady Gaga and a star is born, that woman is fucking shaking on her bed in pain trying to give you entertainment. You root for her. This is someone who fucking left her out to die during the Art Pop. No I did not, No,
I did not. I had my arms raised in a V formation during Venus like every other gay in the world. I never left an opportunistic You better shut the funk up. I'll walk off. That's the truth. That's the truth. You are a sensationalist. I'll get headlines. You are out to get headlines tonight. Um anyway, and except we have Blair Sagi, yes, Blair, give it up for Kara Clank, Yes, yes, yes, and now give it oh yes, Swarp and Alice Wetter Yes, Space Mama, and of course Veronica sorry in costume, Honey,
this cat alright. Megan Gaily to the mike, fresh from our cluster, fresh show where she's slaid. Here we go, Megan Gaily, Are we gonna do a priest like the topic. Are we going to do the troll bowl? I'm gonna do pre selected Okay, this is Megan Gailes. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. My boyfriend's boss and I don't give a funk what happens after this record it send it to him. He's a piece of ship. Okay, you are twenty seven and blonde.
Fuck you? Do you know how many dinners you've ruined for me because you had something urgent? It's social media, it doesn't matter seconds. Oh boy, I got two heated. I have had to eat so many grilled salmons alone because of you. People at my parents Christmas Eve party thought my boyfriend was made up because he was in a different room emailing you and I got no, he's Filipino and he said, no, this is Indiana. That's not
accepted by you. You're not a hard You have a trust fund, and you're from Beverly Hills and you're a piece of ship, and you used to be an agent assistant and you couldn't hack it. Your mother fired. That's one Megan Gaily Wow, you're a boyfriend is a fire fired tonight? Please welcome Flair. Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, oh my god, Blair. I miss I miss you so much, just so much, so fucking much. I miss you so re selected bit. This is where I don't think so honey.
Her time starts now, I don't think so honey. Drisk its bit. If I wanted a mouthful of hey, I will go to a fucking stable. Okay, if you want to taste the same thing as a trisky, you can just empty a fucking paper shredder into your mouth. If I wanted to eat a triskey, I want you and mutilate the inside of my mouth flavorless debris. I would go blow tumbleweed. That ship is dryer than my grandma's pussy.
It today is her ninety second birthday on a raft, dying of hunger and thirst, and the thing to eat was that triskey. I would not be able to eat it because I would die immediately up dehydration. Triskeys or the Taylor swift of crackers. I don't think so hot, triss. We were running sky and please welcome to the stage, Carol. As you get the dragons, are we doing you, guys? I'm hungry for that trouble, but I'm gonna do a pre select my first time. I feel like I have
something to prove. Okay, carry clank your I don't think so honey. Time starts right now. I don't think so honey. San Diego no, no, no, no, how about Sandy don't go? Okay? San Diego is a city that think it's amazing when it's so fucking boring. It's the rita aura of city. I'm just telling you, you guys. Yesterday on face on fucking Instagram, I saw somebody post about going to the Canadian Emmy's and I was like, what a perfecting metaphor for the for fucking San Diego the Canadian Emmy's, Like,
who could care? San Diego is single handedly keeping the chain wallet industry afloat. Okay, here's some people. Okay. You know who grew up in San Diego and had a wonderful time, Andrew Konana. I don't want to live in San Diego right now with love things, Danish Ja Susa. Do you know who came up in the San Diego music sat Jason motherfucking Moras. That's one. Chacols are not enough, san Diego, my god, fish, chacols are an appetizer. Thank you, Ka,
And now Alice Waterland. I love Alice, Alice? What are we thinking? I love you guys. I'm sorry. This is the most basic group, so I'm doing the basic preselection. You guys are a dynamic complex group. Yeah we are. Topic alright, So Alice Weterland your time, We'll start right now. I don't think so, honey, masterclass dot com, master class dot com. Did you want to take an online chorus from such amazing minds as Professor fucking dead Mouse master
class dot Com? That's right, it's a veritable who's who of future sexual predators who are just making a cash grabbed plans pay off those black Cube fees. I don't think so, honey. Did you want to learn how to take photos from Annie Leevivitz? You know, photos of non A list celebrities? What do you mean just sucking photos? Did you want to learn how to travel space by NASA Zone Chris Hadfield? Oh, and you can use the forum to ask other students such questions as has anybody
made it to fucking space yet? But the peace theres is stands? Is Judd fucking Apataw teaching you the rule of three? Such as higher three actually talented people and pass off their improv. That's your own, honey, to choose. And by the way, I was going to choose crashing, but everybody says not to because I was so hated that somebody was already going to choose that. Nobody wants to see you fut homesh You have to respect someone who burns multiple bridges. And she burned multiple bridges. And
now Veronica sorreality. Now, bitch, I think I'm gonna do preeselect because I got angry. Okay, you're I don't think so any time starts now, I don't say so, honey. Sadness, bitch, Yeah, go fund yourself. You're the least important of the emotions. Yeah, you're creeping around like a fucking purpose. Yeah I don't know. Yeah, okay, you think you're so important just because you're around and you feel you're felt by everyone. You know what. I
also feel rage, and that's more useful. When I get right, I fuck hate, I write jokes, and I get sassy when I'm said, I'm used this. I was about to die for MoCCA. You didn't get every I was low. I was like depressed, sad, you're fucking sucks. You know what any other horned is that doesn't get like blue balls is better than you. Sadness, You're always like suiciding people. Fucking sadness that you always suiciding people. Everybody, and the
German sweater. I love that, Love that. And now we have a very special group which was originally named Joel's l a Friends, but we've renamed it to be Palm Springs Fish. Please welcome Brendon Skann, Chris Schliker, Oh my god, Patrick Rogers, preten the man dam South, John Kim Boost and George him Booster, that bitch who went and replaced us with these hotter games. Look at the severe do this us. God, he'll be back. Well. First up to the dais is Brendan skin So what are you thinking about?
I'm going to do something that's on my heart and it's pre selective. Okay, is this is? I don't think so, honey, and his time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Not airing my television show Heathers. Okay, many of you backstory don't know that there is a ten episode completed. Is an adaptation of Heather's starring Me So many of you also do not know that that season has been shelved because the Paramount network doesn't want to show it
because it's too controvertial. Okay, you know what's controversial me telling my friends and family for the last two years that I was gonna be on television. Okay. You know what doesn't feel good? That I got abs for the show. Okay, nobody asked me to, but I did anyway. Okay, does Heather Duke need abs? No? Actually it was a bad form of storytelling, but I got him anyway. I don't think not airing a show. I cut people out of my lives because I thought I was gonna be famous.
Supportive boyfriends, get out of here, lifelong friends, I've got cocaine. My grandmother send me an email telling me to be less sinfully gay, and I refused for Heathers and now you're not gonna air it. I don't think that's one minute air Heathers. It's a shame that man got apps for that show. Eric, Eric, and now please welcome to my Chrishliker. Get the best track? All right? So, Chris, are we doing a priest Let's topic or the trouble um I found a target who really deserves it action.
This person's got it here and the target is gonna get served. And I don't think so any and chrish likers. I don't think so many time begins now, I don't think so. Princess Charlotte. Yeah, I'm about to go in on a three year old, so buckle the fuck. I'm sorry, you're a flop, You're boring. No one cares. If the Royal Family were the Bravo Now Work, you'd be the Royal Housewise, a fucking d C. I'm sorry your brother, Prince George. He's an icon because he's what sickening everything
he wears els out. Meanwhile, your top Google hit is Princess Charlotte tantrum, Princess Charlotte crying. Your only viral moments are you falling down in public. I thought being a sloppy drug bitch was Christmas Margaret's beach. I'm sorry you're not cute, and that's okay because when you're forty, you're gonna be a handsome, toothy woman really obsessed with grooming her horses. And I'll be obsessed with you because I'm gay,
so be you. I'll go out with your mug out represent with fat British faces because you're gonna be queen, because British George is gonna die on Meek nose is too much g with his boyfriend Jacob trum Play with your mugg out. I don't think so. HIGHI god, printis George and Jacob trum lace boyfriend Dracob traum blas. That's like a May December thing. Oh my god, the future Teller and now everyone plays welcome Patrick Rogers. Yes, okay, so Metrick, are we doing a top Are we diving
into the trouble? I'm gonna okay, I don't think so, honey. Gays who love Jennifer Garner, What why of all the actresses in the pantheon, you're picking Jennifer Garner? Um, excuse me? Is your favorite dessert meringue because you love flavored air? The actual fuck? Jennifer Garner hasn't been to good film since thirteen going on thirty. She's further away from an egon than Kira Seduate. All these Jennifer Garner gays keep telling me she seems so nice. Guess what. I don't
want nice actresses. I want good actresses. Yes, I don't want Judy Dench to be nice to me. I want Judy Dinch to dress up his queen Victoria spit in my mouth and call me a faggot. Watch from my actresses. Okay, so please find another b side muse for yourself. May I suggest Mayor winning him or Parker Posey. That's one minute you get to exhale man. Oh my god, Patrick, it's actually rule of culture number eighty eight. And may I suggest may winning him? And everyone please give it
up for Louis rotis that journalism that he was reporting live? Um? Okay, So Louis, are we doing the trouball or a priest like the topic? You know, I love a stump. We're going into that trouball. He loves the stunt. If there's anyone who can go into the trouble, it's okay, here we go and oh bitch. Okay, so Louis your I don't think so, honey. Trouble topic is Chelsea Clinton and your time starts. I don't think so, honey, Chelsea Clinton. Oh I love your soft spoken Twitter replies, how thrilling.
Oh wait, you don't say somebody named Nish was sexist to your mom? I can't believe it. I hope you respond in two characters saying that you researched them and they seem nice, and you hope they have a merry time today. That's extremely thrilling. Congratulations to you, Chelsea Clinton. You went to stand for seconds. I don't think so, honey, Chelsea Clinton. What you are good at is sitting in crowds and looking your mom and making this face. I've already seen Bob's big Boy. I don't need to look
at that face considered that, Chelsea. I don't think so, Chelsea Clinton. You're named after a Joni Mitchell song, I'm gonna shoot my son second. It's not even a good one, bitch. It's from the second album Clouds. It was the sixties. Jony came of age in nineteen seventy one. You dumb fucking bitch. That's what masterful. Give it up. Wow, what a bit game for Chelsea Glinton. My sister's name is Chelsea. She was named after Daryl Hannah's character and Legal Eagles,
And that's real. My mom is dumb. All right, here we go joking booster my sister to be up here sharing the stage with the men. I replaced you with you will be back alright. So, Joel, are you gonna do a pre selected topic or um? I don't know the trouble, well you, I famously believe that the trouble is the purest form of and I don't think so, honey.
But we were at dinner earlier and I really found something that might make me some enemies, but I it's really it's been weighing heavy on my heart and I think I have to from dinner to right now. Is stoking boosters? I don't think so, Honny. And this time will begin now. I don't think so, honey. The Tony's trotting out the Parkland students to sing seasons of Love. Listen, I know what you're thinking. I am not attacking to
children who have been through trauma. But what I am attacking is an institution bringing out kids who have been through a horror show and now they have to sing rent. I don't think so, Honny. Okay, if they're going to sing a song, give them a song that doesn't require a mail solo. Don't think we didn't look that. Just skipped over the mail solo. Parkland students, because they're high
school students. They can't hit those notes yet. But you know there was a fagot at that school who said, I think I can actually do it, but he can't,
and he shouldn't be asked to. Should then given a song from Legally Blonde, or let them sing Little Women because they are astonishing, but they should not have been asked to rent, because those people have paid their rent emotionally over kids should have sang oh my god, Oh my god, you guys, give it for Paul Springs, Fish Brendan's get out Bush like Patrick Rogers, Kim Booster, Oh my god, how do you guys feel? Yeah, this next group is called every Boy. Please welcome to the stage.
Kirby Howell Baptiste. Give it up for Samantha Martin, and give it up for mo Wow. Here comes Mono. I got Bion and finally my sister Oscar Montoya. We're all from the house of Montoya house. His daughters are going on sand mar looks and first to the mic is Kirby. How baptize Kirby the look realness in the building. Okay, So I was doing a pre sleight the topic are
we going to do the trouball? We're doing a pre selected because I be in my bonnet, in her bonnet, and she's gonna release it now, Kirby your I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey, White liberal gentrifiers who complain about gentrification, I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. You saying this area is getting so gentrified because the Starbucks moved in? Oh you
didn't think it was gentrified? When a much a bomb moved in, fucking pop physique move thin, when that father fucking loves a role place move second, I think that was gentrification. I don't think so, honey. I'm the only person of color at your wedding. I don't think so, honey, except maybe maybe some of your weddings were. There's an Asian woman married to a very boring white man who as to talk about anime and that time he once
went to Japan. I don't think so, hunty. I don't think so posting about black lives matter but still trying to touch my hair, I do not fucking think sad one. We stand, Stanford, we stand, and we stand and now we stand for Samantha. Yes, more beautiful hath him? Hi there? So I turned thirty yesterday, thank you, and I had a little bit of a revelation, so I want to talk about it all right, this time starts now, Okay,
I don't think so, Honey. The song Happy Birthday. Now, I could tell you why I hate this song, or I could show you and then tell you a little Okay, everybody sing Happy Birthday ship. You sound very bad, and I'm sure all of you have taken like four voice lessons at least, and it's not your fault, you all. You all have to depict that key out of thin air. Okay. Now, the whole song sucks, but the worst part is when great white male sings that harmony. You know what I'm
talking about. When it's like, you know, happy birthday, do you say thank you? You like congratulations? Steve, you found the third above the melody? Okay. Now, I had more trouble being delighted by the co workers that I have singing Happy Birthday at me yesterday then I did pretending to be delighted by the sweet kisses of my seventh grade boyfriend Kenny as a burgeoning lesbian. Okay, I don't think so, Kenny, Wow, Wow, Honestly, you all did sound
like fucking ship when you sounded so fucking bad. You're all bad singers, Thank you, and now coming to the stage is mo. Wow, So what are we doing? Are we doing a pre sleted topic or do you think we're gonna do a trollball topic? I never prepare trollball? Whoa, she doesn't prepare? Okay, here we go. I got it right here, holy ship, this is a big one. Am I the only straight one up here? All right? Mo? Your I don't think so on a trollable topic? Is Madonna? Oh?
I don't think so, honey, Madonna? What kind of name is that? We get it? You're a mom. Put it in the front of Donna. I don't think so, Honey. You have a gap in your tooth the side of the Mississippi River. Okay, no, one like that one. I don't think so, Madonna. You know Madonna doesn't white her ass. I read that in an article. She has tissue stuck up in her butthole every single day. This guy is shaking his head. No, you don't believe me. I read it in Hello Giggles, and I wrote the article. I
don't think so, Madonna. What does that bra do for you? It is two cones. I don't get it. It's from the eighties. I know nothing about you. Five seconds. I don't think so, Madonna. I love you, and that's what shorer and you attacked. My god, everyone give it up, coming to the stage mana capion I copion I copions You got it? We got it? Yeah, sure, why not? Why not? What do we think pre selected? Okay, and Mona,
your time will begin right now. I don't think so, Princess Daisy, that's right in case you're not a fucking nerd like me. That's the basic bitch. Sister of Princess Peach. Not only did she copy her style, she had any color to choose from, and she was like, I want my dress to be mustard yellow and safety cone orange. I don't think so, Daisy. And then she could pair it with a gem and she said, you know what goes good with yellow and orange? Fucking turquoise. I don't
think so, you bitch. And let's not have started on that shake and go wig on the top of your head, bitch, die on the top of your head. You can't even get your own game. And when Bowser comes to town, he doesn't even want the kidnap you baby five seconds, so take it, run that and stop golfing, carting and tennis ing. I don't think so, honey. That's one minute, Princess. Why is she in Sash brother She can't even get kidnapped? Oh my god. Oh by the way, fun she announced
the new super Smash Brothers today. Then the only new characters are Daisy and Ridley. Someone likes the British fucking actress like eight of you respond, you know, I'm sorry. That was Niches and wait, hold on, this is our fabulous mother mother Darling. Oscar, we love you, bitch, We love you very much. Very mom is proud, so, Oscar, I don't know. Are you gonna do a trouball or a pre slight the topic. I'm gonna do a pre selected talk. Okay, Oscar Montoya, your time starts now. I
don't think so, honey. The guy who gave me ship for me, referencing Stacy Rico at an improv show two days ago. Okay, bow and her elegance gag and her gaggery bitch. Okay, if I take the time to know who Ari Gold is, you better know Stacy Rico. She is an unsung legend. So y'all better read. If y'all here looking at me dumbfounded, do your homework. You hear me fery so honey, not accepting the way that I talk,
not accepting my cultural references. Okay, sorry if my cultural backbone doesn't align the Atlanta Braves or Dan Marine Now or Chrow machines. Okay, you will never be glamor. You will never be glamor. Okay. If I talk to you and you nod your head every time I say seven oh two, you are glamour. If you know who double A Morgan is, that's saying the hit single dance with me. You are glamor. Let us be glamor. It's actually rule of culture number seventy one. Let us be glamor. Christian
give it up for this group. Every ball, every ball, Kirby, how about yes, very religious, She's very religio. Chi can still give you a bop still bob, Oh my god, you can give me a religious and give a bop. Intersectionality, guys, please welcome our next group. You doctors know nothing. Langon Kingsley, everyone Van tops a Butcher, Glan Boozen finda brodya what I'm so happy to see you now. First to the mic is Langon kings It's a thrill to see, a
thrill to be here. Thrill. Now let's continue the thrill by asking the question, are you going to do a pre slector topic or the trouble I'm doing pre selected selected Langon Kingsley, you're a priest lected. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, Okay, I don't think so, honey. The new adaptation of Little Women on PBS. First of all, a brunette Lorie. I know that's true to the book, but somewhere Christian Bale is rolling in his proverbial grape
to yell at a lighting assistant. Second of all, a pretty bath march. Nah. Even Claire Danes knew she had to contort her facial expression to serve you. Scarlet fever. Also Uma Thurman and Ethan hawks daughter as Joe. Nah, she has the hereditary bone structure. This is I go to Brearley and have a fake idea that gets me into clots on the Lower East Side on the weekend that I am a blue socking New England intellectual who
writes pirate novels. In her attic, someone saying double door to Samantha Morton and Dame Judy from this atrocity up and give us the season three of Cranford. We all deserve. That's one mine have lost season three. I c everyone given up for the Royalty Thompson royalt, I said, turn a look in the email, I said to everyone. And Shavon was the only one who took the note. This
is a look. I love a note and I love homework to be p Am going to do a pre selected I don't think oh, here we go, Von Thompson. Your I don't think so, honey, time begins now. I don't think so. The fucking Royal family and any of you counts who think they're good suck are bad people. They represent everything that is bad in this world. I'm just because they've had some light rebranding recently doesn't mean
that they are not truly evil. Everything that is powerful in the white straight cys ammonic, fucking bullshit seconds funk. Those people. Do you know what they do? Thank you so much? Oh my god, beautiful. They have a castle filled with jewels that they stole, stoles, and you people pay money to see them. They already owned the jewels. Need your money pay them. The country funck them. They are fectless cunts and I hope they all die. And that one feckless cunts. Oh my god, Yes that is
a giving queen. Thank you everyone, give it up for real. Butcheria, are you going to say that I did not bring a look because this one bully? Oh shame. No vodka promotions treat each other, Kylie, let's go, Oh my god, butcher what are we thinking? The troll ball troball? Okay, your ball topic, yeah, Jessica Chastain, this is chime starts now. I don't think so, Jessica, sass chass Steak. I didn't even say your fucking name. What kind of a name
is chass steak? That sounds like some jewels in a palace kind of ship, kind of a crazy white ass ancestral water put from with those cheekbones in that red ass hair. If it's even real, chass Stain, I see what you're doing, trying to get your liberal white ass in with all the good people. Where have you been? Where are you playing Molly's game? Not in this town. I'll watch it on a plane, sure, Chasta, that's all I got on, Jessica chast Okay, then here's one more.
It is Barbara streisand ten seconds, honey, I don't think so. Barbara Streisand somebody took a picture of your house on a beach, and you paid too much attention to it. And you brought attention to that picture of your beautiful house on a beach. And if you would have just walked on by Barbara streisand we wouldn't have invented the Barbara streisand effect. Everybody bought that photo. They looked at that photo. You trolled yourself, Barbara streisand and you know what,
I think she was doing it on purpose. I think Barbara wants the controversy effect everybody. It's fucking Glenn buses. If it has been so good tonight, what will it be? Okay, I'm gonna do a pre select. Okay, I hope I don't make any enemies alright now. Um, I don't think so, honey, Hitler, Um hey new swash Hitler. No one likes you, bitch. I can get out here. Hey, bitch, grow a full mustache. Sorry, I don't like the body shame, but honestly, you're not cute, bitch,
and like if you I'm like, hey, Hitler. You're the Hitler of people. Okay, we all make fun of you where you know, if you were alive right now, oh my god, you'd be so embarrassed because everyone's like, like the worst thing and they say you bitch, Oh my god, like honestly like Matcheen seconds, No honey, um, and your friends also are bad. Um, I don't think um, nine honey, nine honey. And that's one minute coming after headline we
got we got a little Volkswagen shade for Maria. Yeah, I can family everyone coming up for Brody Cupta so much. Look is really good, such a good look. Yes, none of this look belongs to me. It crowdsourced. I love that so much. So here's something real quick to um. So i've gained a little bit of confidence, maybe do the trouball. Okay, and I think that maybe I should do it. But also I didn't know who Daria Hatger was. We'll do We'll pick one out. If you don't know
who it is, we'll throw it back in. We'll pick another one out. And if you don't know who it is, fuck you. Here. Here's here's the thing. If I don't know who it is, I'll project a vomit onto the first Okay, first show, everyone has their ponchos on. Yeah, you're gonna know who this is, Brodie, here we go. You're I don't think so, honey. Topic is Emily Blunt and not think so. Emily Blunt? Are you who? John Krasinski was looking into camera for this entire time. I
think that you're the receptionist of a Scranton, Pennsylvania office. No, you're not. You have a British accent. You co start in a movie with Anne Hathawayasuly has not done that. But we want John Krasinski to be happy with Pam Beasley, the character, but the actor. Also, I don't know what's going on right now. Emily Blunt, congratulations on your rolling into the Woods. We all had a great time, but
also we didn't really remember you and you didn't. You didn't really get a late night show as a result, which means that maybe you didn't do into the Woods right five seconds, Emily Blunt, if you're in the audience, I'll be friends with you. And that's one brody gop out. You know what I gotta spot before we let this group go. I gotta spot a trend all the troubles have ended with I love you and that's very positive. That's what we come here to do. Give it up
for these doctors know nothing. Blagon King's Thompson. Good. Why are you guys ready for the last group of the night. This group is called the mother Fucker's. Give it up for Danielle Pere. This we have Eliza Skinner and we have Solomon. They're making their way up there. They are making an entrance. Honey, it's the final group. So that has to be a moment of suscepense because the Motherfucker's are coming to the stage. It's the Motherfucker's. And then
we have Drew Derogi. Okay, perfect, okay, everyone, let's go. Let's have up to the stage. Very first, Naomi Eagan, why we have the whole group? Wait one more time, Danielle, Eliza Skinner, Solomon, Georgia and Naomi. Yes, welcome, welcome, welcome here. Mother? Are we ready? Are we ready? Miss Danielle Perez to the mike. Care she turned up? Look is turned Danielle. I am excited to ask you. Are we doing a pre selected topic or the trouble? You look stunning? Thank you.
I famously like to look stunning, and I famously like to do pre select, famously prele Okay, so here we go, Danielle Perez is, I don't think Sony, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, stars, who are you for? People? Leafy? People who were? I don't funk with either? And I want access, honey. Okay, I'm not, I know, half in puff like I'm at some sad olliptical at twenty four fitness. I just want to go to a laster hours blove party in downtown l A. Okay, stairs our dirty s,
there's our growth. Stairs are for poor people. The only thing that has stepped is sobriety, and I don't think so. And seconds seconds. The only thing I want to be going up and down with any sort of exhaustion is a dit five seconds. All right. Anna Wintour doesn't do stairs. I neither fun do I do? What? Del Perez? Oh my god, Perez, you have some respecting. Oh my god, everyone welcome Alies the skin, Alisa, your honor. I would have stood for that, but it would have seemed like rude.
That was very good, amazing, Eliza. Are we doing a pre selected topic or um? I'd like to do a pre selected topic late night shows on a Tuesday. I don't think so. It's not a one day, it's not a three day. It's a tuesday. You people don't have jobs. Are you vampires? So what is happening? Oh? None of you have someone to go home and kiss. No one has anyone to fuck. You'll just stay up and lonely for hours. If you drink enough and watch other people scream,
the loneliness goes away. You think this skin comes from not sleeping? Okay? Do you think this bud day comes from staying up late at night? It doesn't. It comes. I'm sitting all the time and staring at myself and wondering why I've done this to my I need to get home early to get my beauty sleep so I can wake up at four am and think about all my bad choices. That's one minute, I don't think so, honey, Yes, even doing here? It is Tuesday night. We're almost don't
you worry? Mastup? We have slid at Georgia. I love Hi. Oh my gosh, Solomon, I will know. I'm too new. It's his first night doing comedy. I'm pre selected Solomon George's I don't think sonniest time starts now. I do not think so, honey. White people acting black that think I will not call the police on them? Fuck that. I saw a white dude with corn rolls beatboxing. I called the cops on his trifle that because guess what, if we can't be black in public, you can't try
to be black in public? Okay, and even better, you know what I sound like on an upset white womanly, Hi, this is Brittany. Oh you're already on the way. Thank you so much. Fifteen seconds and I'm done with all of you. You can't. Black culture has been consumed to a billion dollar industry, and yet you cannot even tell your goddamn racist I'm going to go fuck himself. No, I'm calling the cops on all of y'all. Five seconds. If I see you listen to Cardi B, I'm calling
the cops on you. That's what. Do not listen to Cardi B. That's not for us, Salomon Georgia, everybody, you will go to prison. Do not cross hall. And now welcome to the stage to the Have some respect, have some respect, have some respect, some respect. I drew another veteran another and you hint it to me in an email that you would like to do the trollball. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna stick with that. Yeah, let's do it. I knew I just wanted one more trouble before the night
was over. Okay, here we go, trouball, let's make it. Let's see you're okay, You're I don't think so. Any trouball topic is the television show Gilmore Girls, and you're a time starts now, I don't think so, honey, Gilmore Girls, fucking slow down. You're talking so goddamn fast. It doesn't make you interesting. You're your three years apart in age. You look exactly the same. They should be called the
Gilmore fucking Twins. Does anyone remember anything from the Guilty Gilmore Goes other than than like falling back onto like a lawn. They were always they were always like on in like yards somewhere, and like Melissa McCarthy's a chef in what world? In what universe? Bless your hearts? Ain't that fun? Oh my god? And Kelly what's her name? The mom who was in Dirty Dancing? I mean everybody that show was just called it was just mayonnaise with
shoes on five seconds. I don't mean we don't mean Gilmore girls, just like we don't need you know anything else from that awful time in the two thousand's. I don't think so on it red Kelly Bishop to filth. Didn't even know her goddamn last name, Kelly Bishop, didn't even get Kelly Bishops. Who knows Kelly Bishop? Wow? Personal bags? All right, Here we go our final I don't think so, Honey of the evening will be delivered to us by Naomi bar again. Take the long way around, Honey, Take
the long way around, Naomi. Oh my gosh, Naomi, are we doing a priest like the topic or the troll ball? You know? I got feeling. Ok Here we go, Okay, Naomi your I don't think so, honey. Time begins now, Okay, I don't think so honey. Fitty comics on one show. Okay, baby, like a Liza said, you got to rest. Okay. I've been sitting up in here since eight fifteen, Honey, I might have a touch of swamp ass in my pants. We ain't got no a c. I'm trying to make
a bang happen. And that's about eleven thirty feet. It's too early in the week to be making mistakes. Honey, We're about to kill each other for the same fucking uber when this ship is all over, honey, you know we're all up in here fitted comic. We all need a goddamn moment to shine up in this ship. Hey, this is not an NBC stand Up for Diversity audition. Anytime to be me, thesh anytime to be me and that's one bang. Oh my god, giving up for this group.
The motherfucker's Danielle Pearrel Skinner and Georgia True, jo Naomi and Fair Again, honestly, we have been noted we have to change this goddamn format. But did you have fun tonight though? So anyway, thank you all so much for coming. I'll give it up for all your comics. We're gonna list them all in order right now, Ray Sonny Off and Red Enemy Bile, Andrew Law, Darcy Carter, David had a Title, Mian j Dominant Expense, and Roger Joan Firstman.
Daniel Well, I'm clapping your motherfuck keep clapping. What the fund is wrong with you? Megan Gilly, We're soak Caricula, Alice Weatherland, keep going. Brendan's Canalsh like Patrick Rogers Lewis, Oh my god, where on my Kirby Hall about tea and at the morn, oh my god. Well well Orry Skater, Alma, Georgia, Jost Roam, have a great night. Good luck with the verse they all, good luck Forever. This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio,
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