"I Don't Think So, Honey! 5" LIVE FROM LA (Part One)

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making let me be your song. We're gonna say together now, I'll just have to forget the hurt that gave me more, don't forget what are used to be. Past is on the cutting room floor. Future choose me on a song with it all in her side, winning her flocking, all love liness surround her. So day she'll think twice over too and the price, but she'll have to that, she'll have to shoot. She kid for the one man and for me from it's all here in my heart's meeting and maybe or so, oh my god, how how how

how how she's last Cultures is calling? How are we doing tonight? All right? How are we doing? God? Oh my god, Chris, so glad you're doing all right? Whose first Broadway experience was that? Yeah? Wow, wow, everyone, Welcome to Last School Testus. I don't think so, honey. Give it up if you listen to the podcasts, to the podcast okay, cool and give it up. If you don't know what the funk that was? Or this is welcome y'all. I hope you still enjoyed it. Wow. Um, this is fun.

This is very fun. We're very much New York people. There are a lot of differences between Los Angeles and yours. Um. The lift drivers are all very chat Oh my god, they want to talk to you. I heard all about someone's uncle who moved to the South, and I was like, oh my god, I'm like half in this conversation and I but I know all about his life. But but there's nothing I could do about it. I don't know. Um. You well, you guys don't have in l a our our city m D. S um so clap. If you

know what city m D is in New York? Do they not have that in less? I don't think it's like city and well, you know, I don't know if it's New York specific, but city m D for those of you who don't know, UM is a fast casual painkiller restaurant and they have a chain of it in New York. It's fun. Do you know what I'm noticing right now? It is so hot? Is it? Is it hot out there? Is it hot? Good? Bitch? Alright, remove

layers of clothing. I can't although I was really very concerned about sweating through my new white button down, and now I guess I can just like commit to sweating, right, UM, yes, yes, yes, okay, So we should say something um. We created a new catchphrase, not um. So you know how people usually say yes,

you guys familiar, you guys familiar with something? You know the yes and the opposite of that is no, right alright, So now instead of yes, everyone says YIX with an X, and then if you want to get real funky and dangerous with a bit, you can say yes of corks. Yeah, yes of corks. That's a fun thing for you guys. If you wanna yes, of course of court try it, like you know, yeah, yeahs is sort of run its course. Um yeah, so we just know it's y hit the E and hit the X. Um. I don't know. We're

just guys. Just to be totally transparent, We're trying to make the most of our time in l A. We're trying to create culture. Do you know what I'm saying. We're trying to put stuff into the zeitgeist like um, like like Matt wrote a new Pride on them that I think really has legs. Um who who did stuff

for Pride this weekend stuff? We didn't do anything we we were supposed to like go to the parade, but then we ended up in a coffee shop like fighting with them because they wouldn't get us our order and also they had no WiFi and what where did we end up? Like? Okay, so we started to go get him Tiger Lovely plays. Yeah, of course of courts. We know a lovely place. They did not have WiFi. They got my order wrong. I don't know, you guys, it's some y'all. It's it's not like he just said y'all

instead of you guys. We're trying to eliminate you guys. You guys just canceled. We're being canceled now we say y'all. So um. Anyway, but then we went to Cafe va It does deserve applause. Yeah, yeah, yeah, growth deserves a plus. We went to Cafe Vita. We worked on it, We worked on some writing, but we did take in some culture while we were here. We went to go see Oceans eight. Yes, yeah, we liked it, um very much, very much. We were watching the lines pour outside the vista.

The vista UM for hereditary. That's fun. Um. But but Matt, I think you should share with everyone in your prid anthem. Oh do you want to know the new gay anthem? Okay? So, who is on a text chain with their friends? Who feels that something times they can read from their friends that they're being passive aggressive? Okay, So I feel like that happens a lot during Pride. We're just supposed to be like a weekend for all of us to get

together and have fun. But it's really a weekend where we can all get together and be mean to each other. And so I wrote a little bit of a song based on my own experience. Can everyone just go, like, yes, get real gay in your foot, be a bitch to your friends, Be a bitch to your friends. This pride alien nate all your closest friends by being a bitch to them. Oh oh, shake your bitchy ass. Hey, Hey, shake your bitchy face. Hey hey, shake your bitchy dick. Hey hey shake it all around. Hey, be a bit

to your friends this pride. So there we go. There's truth to it. There's a lot of truth there. Um well, we just thought we'd did anyone film it. No one. I don't want to do it again. But everyone felt that they pose. Um wow, look I need it as viral potential as what I'm saying. Right, it's it okay this weekend? It did Okay, it hit ten k on Twitter. No, well I'm not bragging, which is I'm sitting next to someone who got like almost a million hits on their

Tyra banks lips. Did you say that? Tyra responded? She was like, I mean dot dot genius and then she probably went on to like if she would destroy a woman's soul after that, like if she would have started us at all, she would see that we are vicious to her. We read America's Next Top Model recaps for Vulture and it's every like thesis of every recap is Tyra Banks is a bad person. Stops. She's ruined the lives of countless young women. And I think I think that.

I think come October we're gonna be like, oh, it's the one year anniversary of Harvey. We need like a new enemy, Tyra Tyra. Tyra is a contender. She's a contender for next on the list. So you know, we could turn this into and I don't think so honey. Who here is familiar with what an? I don't think so honey? Yeah, so, and I don't think so honey is a segment. By the way, thank you guys so much for coming. This is really cool, Like, thank you

so much. Um, So, I don't think so honey is a segment on our podcast where we take one minute to rail against something in culture that we just don't like. We want to talk about it for one minute. Hard for those of you who are unfamiliar. We will, Matt and I will exemplify what and I don't think so, honey, is ourselves before we bring in our fantastic guests. So do you think I think it's time. But before we do this, I just want to introduce the troll ball

to you. So, um, I'm gonna introduce or intro what it is to do prepared. I don't think so, honey. And then Bowen is going to pick from the troll ball. And this is a bunch of topics that are pretty difficult to go negative on, but we've put them in here, and brave souls that choose to pick from the trouble must go negative on these things for one minute. So past items in the Trouble of included Princess Diana, Julie Andrews,

David Bowie. Yeah, you know, the Sasha and Malia. And you're probably asking like, does it matter if their children are like dead? No, it doesn't. You if you if if our performers select from the trouble, they must go negative. You must. You cannot do the I've done the cop out thing where I think one time I drew Sarah Paulson and my I crafted my I don't think so. I framed it as a I don't think, why, Sarah,

you should be working more. He was like, you're one of our finest actresses, and I was like, that's not I don't think. I don't think so. Um, you have to go negative, full stop full. You will see what that is in just a second. First, I think, let's bring up my is my best friend Matt Rodgers for and I don't think so. I want to give it up for Matt. Okay, I prepared a new Patrick Ari's topic for weeks are like days, and now I have this one to do right now. This is Matt Rodgers is.

I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so honey. Everyone who's trying to get me to see Hereditary, I fucking I do not like scary movies, and I don't like scary, and then don't tell me there's no jump scares. It's not scary. Every review has said it is the scariest movie of all time. If I want to see Tony Colette slay, I will watch Connie and Carla. And if you haven't seen Connie and Carla, I don't think so, honey, Also, I just want to

tell you I have watched hard movies. That's called the sixth sense, and I did support Tony Colette. I just happened to watch only one scene in that movie, and of course that scene was I want to make my mother proud. So do not tell me that I don't support Tony Colad. Also, if you make the mistake, bitch, of asking me to come see Hereditary with you, I'll tell you what's gonna happen. I lose control over my limbs when I get scared, and you'll get punching your

fucking stupid face. I do like to go to haunted houses because if something scary, I can run away. But in a movie theater, I can't move. So I don't think so, honey, And that's what great good? That was good, That felt good. That was good. Okay, on my turt And now it's bow and yang, all right, and I am going to be exemplifying a trouble just so what will happen is um are are? I don't think so, honey.

Ears will come up to the stage and we'll say, would give a pre select the topic or a trouball and bow And it's like to the Trouball and now here we go. Bo and Yang, Yes, I do. I can't believe what I just picked out. This is fucking insane. Bow and Yang. You're I don't think so, honey. Topic is Sandra, Oh and your time one of his favorite people in the world, one of his fital in the world. This is gonna be really sad to watch and your time starts. I don't think so, honey. Sandro, how dare

you play Evelyn lowit Chinese person? I cannot do this. Oh my god, this fucking sucks. Sandro. God, fuck you for leaving Gray's Nanny grays Natomy, because you know why unwatchable after you left. This is exactly what you can't do. For you to leave the show with the line He's not the Sun you are is truly wild, I mean, was the precursor to this is us. The reason why we already said his ass was because Sandro was fucking cloying his hell on Gray's Anatomy. Fuck you, Sandro, how

dare you? You may be Merril level, but I don't think thank you. You can't do shy, I don't think do you have to ticken? Fuck you Sandra for taking this long. Jen Caroll like I'm killing Eve Coach starring Kirby Hell, we'll see later. God, wow, Sandro, you bitch, I I fucking hate you said. I can't believe And that was not being hyperbolic. The hardest thing I've ever done. That was excruciating to watch. My God, do you know

what you did? You guys want to know something. In order for me to pass in middle school, people would ask who is your celebrity crush? I would go Sandra and under the tusting Sun, she plays the lesbian and that's hot, disgusting, you know who. I used to say, this is so fucking stupid. I used to say, Christiana Locan. Does anyone know who Christiana Locan is? She played the Terminatrix and like the cheety eighth Terminator sequel. And my my Spanish teacher was like, how do you know who that?

Who is that? And I was like, I don't know. I saw her on a website and my Spanish teacher, Senorita Ford, looked at me like I was the scum of the earth. Because I was in that moment, I said, I don't know. That's what Long Island does to you, is it cranks out Spanish teacher's named Senorita. Guys, who's ready to see some I don't think so, honey. It's from our guest. Yes, come on, Okay, my god, here's how it's gonna go. We're gonna bring out five groups

of five. Then we're gonna have an intermission, and then you're gonna see the second five group of five. Are you guys ready? All right? This first group and all the groups have names. This first group is called I Bloom. Please welcome to the stage, Ray Sadly. Yeah, I haven't yet. Welcome to the stage, Allison Rich, Welcome to the stage. Jeremy Bailer, and give it up for Andrew Long and please give it up. Oh my god, they brought these out for us. It's that bad, isn't it. Please give

it up for Darcy Garden. Oh my god. All right, we're gonna be asking all of our performers as they take the mic, will they be doing it prepared? I don't think so, honey, or drop from the trouble. First up is Ray sad Yes, right where it has competed in Coach War. And I don't think it funny. She is a veteran. I don't think what are we thinking. Um, I thought I was gonna do troub roll, but I saw a boy on the way here. Okay, hey, I'm gonna alright. The moment I think this is ray sounds,

I don't think so, honey. Her time starts, and now I don't think so, honey. Wiggers. You know who I'm talking about, the white boy in the room who want to act like he ain't the white boy. And you know what I'm talking about, Channing Tatum. Check. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I do think so. I used to love them. I love a wigger, I do. The issue is that I'm trying to give you up, but you keep showing up a second. Stop, please, please please, I try to quit,

y'all because it's Trump era. You don't know what you're gonna get. You go home to some dude's house, his mama calls you a nigga for real, and then you don't know what to do, trying to give you up, and Claws and roller showed up, and now I don't know what to do. Leave me five seconds bringing home no Wiggers, and that's what. Then, stop about, said rich che Alice said, oh, my god, Hello and Allison Rich,

what are we thinking? Are we thinking we're diving into the trouble or do we have a priest like the topic We're gonna trouble. I'm ready to be mad your I don't think so, honey, topic Allison Rich is Terry Hatcher and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Terry Hatcher a k A t v's Lois Lane. Okay, do you know you went on to do Desperate Housewives and have a totally fine career. Meanwhile, Dean Kane is slinging couches and rifles. Last eye check respecting Kane. Yes,

she's aging pretty well. Dean Caane is over there blowing up, is packing on the pounds, and I think he was one of our most beautiful superman. Let's see, Terry Hatcher, you're kind of like a young Cruella Deville. I oh, it's it's not about looks. You're you're you're a fine actress and you probably have so much money. Let's see you're r name rhymes with Carrie Patcher and five seconds come go back to that Cruella's Devil. Look like a young Cruella Deville. Thank you so that's one minute you

Cruella and rich everybody. It's the vibe, the vibe. And here's Jeremy Biler everybody, Jeremy, talk to us. I've pre selected mine, also inspired by the ride here. Oh wow, interesting, this is Jeremy Byler's I don't think so, honey. It's time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Sexy motorcycle hunts leaving in and out of traffic. Honey, you are the dream of your parents. Okay, Honey, this world needs you. You have gifts to share. Don't drive like this, honey.

I know there's a lot of traffic. I know you're late for Equinox or whatever, or like running front of house to the Greek restaurant, whatever you whatever you do. But Honey, I need you to take a deep ass breath. I need you to look into that little rear view mirror and say to that face, I value you seconds. You will not die today. And Honey, I need you to say, there is simply not enough clearance in this situation. Five playing with inches here, Honey, I don't think so. Hunt.

Value your life, at least for your parents sake. Your motorcycle hunk. That's gorgeous. I got emotional. Here we go. It's time for Andrew and oh my gosh, what's it gonna be? Pre selective? And this is Andrew Laws. I don't think so many as time starts now, I don't think so honey. The curning on Kendrick Lamar's Damn altum Okay, for those of you who don't know what kurning is, it is the spacing between letters bitch and the D

and the A R two close together. Listen. Am I listening to Damn by Kendrick Lamar or Dumb by Kendrick Lamar? I can't tell because it's a Sarah's funt and it's hard to read. We love times, okay, we love times. We love a plane spoken funt, but maybe not for an album cover. Give me arial, give me garam on, give me an ironic use of papyrus, But why why times bred curned like that? And then okay, on the merch, it's not dumb, it's I'm up. There's a larger and okay,

just give me damn. I just want damn. That's everyone else, damn, damn, my god, typography expert and damn. And now to close out this group of I Bloom. Please welcome Darcy Cardon were helluj bit, Darcy, what's it gonna be? I think I know Yx? Yeah, next of corks the corks I'm going to do pre select corks you are? This is Darcy Carden's. I don't think so, honey. Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The fact that this show right now is being recorded into podcast for I don't

think so. Thank you so much going in, but I actually don't think so. I don't think I'm going to talk shit about someone something and then have somebody driving to work work on whatever fucking day this podcast comes out and have them hear me talking shit about someone and that forever. I don't think so. But honestly, Matt Rogers, thank you so much, honey. Here's the thing. If you want to hear which actresses Instagram stories I hate watch every fucking day, you can buy me a drink. I

guess what. Guess what, bitch, If you buy me a drink, I'm probably not going to take it because I don't know you. I pretty much only talk ship with my sister and my husband and my friend Jen. Thank god, that's starsy. Why everybody. Oh God, bless God. Give it up for our next group. They are called Tonight. It's just family. Get giving up for suity, grim Hi, get it up for friend a lesbian, give it a far sister, David Mazzoni, I give it up for fashion, iconret a

title man Ah, and brace for impact. Tony. It's Tim Murray looks okay. So here we go tonight. It's just family, and we have to start out with miss Suti Green, Suti? Are we doing a pre selected topic? Are we diving into the troll ball? We are doing pre select baby, Sudi Greens, I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Dogs and the people who love them. Okay, you have to go home early to take care of your dog, Bitch, I feel bad for you.

Get a baby. Okay, you have to spend money on doggy daycare and medical appointment. Bitch, get a baby. Okay. I have something that you love, but every time you talk about it to me, you're complaining. Bitch, Get a baby. Okay. Dogs don't love you. They love you because you feed them. Okay, there whose dogs loved him? Okay? They don't fucking know for babies. Listen to yourself and then kill yourself and

then get a fucking baby fift in seconds. Also, the worst fucking thing of this all is that I could call every woman in here a bitch and a count and it would be less controversial than me saying fuck you dogs. Okay, so I don't think so, honey. I'm Persian. We don't have dogs. We have rugs. I don't think something that she said she was gonna make enemies. And now Frank your lastman ran, what will we do a press like a topic trouble then? Okay, I pick a

good one. Here we go. Okay, friend calls you. I don't think so, honey. Topic is Hillary Duff and your time starts now. I don't think so, Hillary Dull. I'm gonna say things that Dorcy now has made me feel self conscious about saying. But okay, you're pregnant with another kid. I don't give a fuck. Who is the boyfriend or husband? Also, no one cares the first husband, Mike Comrie the hockey player. No one gives a fuss, but you're killing it. I'm younger. Um,

she got a sister, Haley, nobody cares about. She's trying the line of what am I doing and who cares? And why she's been around forever? She don't know what she's been up to paycheck. But yet a question remains, is there a longevity of Hillary dup? But she's a woman that's getting work and that's good and that's one and that's what button we say by her, honey. But we celebrate her, We celebrate and now we celebrate Dave Mazzoni, everybody, Dave Amizony, put those a bitchy glass of us? Do

I look mean? Stupid bitch? He's so mean? Can I have a dessert menu? Welcome to the stage, a place with us? All right, Dave? Are we gonna do a pre selected topic or the trouble? I have a pre selected topic? Okay, this is David Zonies. I don't think so hony. As time starts now, I don't think so honey, West World right now? Can I just say something? It

is incredible. I have watched every single episode of this show, and I have no idea where we are at the other day, I was eating some mac and cheese while watching. I went down in for a bite. They were on horseback. I came up. We were in mid century China. I don't. I'm just I'm very dumb and I watched this show because I don't want to think. I just want to see corsets and butts. So please give me a recap

that's worthwhile. Why didn't you take half the money you spend on building an animatronic buffalo and put it towards a really amazing recap. Okay, I'm watching Claws with n Easy Nash, and I am fully caught up, bit and you know why, because they got a recap. Bitch, I am done with you, Westworld. I am too slow for this and way too high. I'm too fucking hi. Thank you for Thank you, Dave. That's what really needs to hear.

And now everyone give it the funk up for Gretta, title man for the for the pants of the shoes, gag for the look, Gretta to oh yes, spend twirl honey, Gretta, what's it gonna be? I've really been debating, okay, because I feel like I should do the bowl, but I also have a pre selected and I want to get a my pre selected or ball. You're gonna get bowl anytime you ask. Anytime you ask, then I don't know this is a tough one. My pre selected is about someone that told me to get that nut. Um, this

is Gretta Titlement. I don't think so hard, and her time starts now. I don't think so Anny Tristan Thompson in the fake name, not actually him telling me to get that nut when we were making out as freshman in college. You know it doesn't make me get that nut. Trips in rubbing my clip mediocre over a pair of levies that are cut offs that a hot summer's day,

and twos on Arizona. You know what else doesn't make me get that nuts The fact that you can't grow fucking facial hair and we're raised Evangelical in southern California. You know what else doesn't make me get that nut. The fact that your dick is nowhere near my body and you are making out with me with a sloppy tongue that's gouging into the back of my throat. But

lucky for you, I don't have a gaggery flash. I'm so sick of anyone telling me to get that nut, because I don't think so any get that nut from your tongue in my mouth and on my pussy bit that a title man what she wants. Now we all know how to get that nut a different way. And finally, please welcome stunt Queen Tim Murray. We're gonna find out what Sashavalore has done to drag right now. I had a full bubble dress bubble wrap dress reveal, but it's

too fucking hot. You've been robbed. But honestly, come to a colder show and you'll see it. Tim is gonna be prepared, her trouble prepared, prepared, Tim Murray's I don't think so many as time starts now, I don't think so honey, Andy Cohen. I know I'm committing full career suicide right now. Thanks Darcy and half of you probably worked for him, but I will die for the gay rebellion. He sits in a chair and says mean, quimpy things about people. Why is he getting paid to do that

job and not me? He didn't even go to U c B. Do you know who did scrape their way up from the improv seconds? Kathy griff She was playing sixteen hundred dollars for a ground links class, while his producer asked, who's that Bravo green lighting the real ladies of massage, envy or some ship in seconds. If I wanted to watch a gay guy be mean too women,

I'd go to a Broadway chorus call five seconds. Never want saying I never I never want to see another late night host who didn't scrape their way up from the comedy scene. Replace Andy Cohen with Wanda Sykes. And what what happened to give it up for this scripe tonight? It's just family suity, green granulast space on credit title Man, Tim Murray, bitch now on Andy Cohen's bad list. Cohen's bad List, Tim Murray. And we're gonna bring up our next group. This group is called come over. I'm just

hanging out, giving up for Jabuki Young White. Look at that, and give it up for Ali Dixon from My Girl Janey Star, and give it up for a read Rice Sa and give it up for RecA Shanka. Come on, Rica, alright, alright, come over, I'm just hanging out. Come over, Chipookey, come over, were just come over? What's it gonna be a plect your trouble. I'm gonna do pre selected because I don't

know any actors or actresses. Okay, choice then I just like refer to everyone is like, oh, go from Breaking Bad, Yeah yeah, and a gun Anyway, I don't think so honey. As time starts now, I don't think so honey. Superhero movie, thank you, I don't think so. I'm sick of it. Honestly, I'm sick of it. Superhero movies are just a personality place older for white dudes who wear flannel until they get into I p ay. That's all that is. That's all that ship is. I'm sick of it. It's boring.

C G. I makes me sleepy, it makes me fall asleep. People are starving, and we spend millions of dollars to remove Henry Caville's mustache. Second, it is crazy, and I'm sick of all these people telling me like, no, I'm actually this one. It's kind of like a sci fi thriller, comedy, slapstick bitch. I don't care. I'm not gonna see it. And also like we're getting a fucking joker movie like his Orgin story is just some libertarian who didn't get

enough up votes on Reddit. That's like literally all that is, and from some of the people who cass these movies. I love Superhero movie show into it. I think that we need a lot more pre representation in these movies. And that's ja he loves those movies. Take a meeting with Jabouki, come on, why not? And now here we go give it up for Ale Dixon. Yes, this is personal personal, I'm I guess it's it's pre selected beautiful. Okay. Oh, and her time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

People who don't like my fucking dog, honey, okay, first of all, who hurt you? Second of all, how dare you, bitch? Why don't instead of you fucking looking at your goddamn phone screen, you look at my dog's fucking perfect eyes. Bitch? Okay, My dog has the spirit and grace of sir Ian McKellan. Fucking Hey, my dog, you hey, sir Ian mckelen. And that is problematic, bitch. Okay, all right, And I want to say right now, if you're like I'm so anti,

I'm a cat person. Fuck you brother, fuck up. If I wanted to live with somebody didn't look me in the eyes and gave me no physical affection, I go back to Boston with my family, honey. Okay. Yeah, And the last but at least five. Can you stand on your high legs and give a high five? Oh you can? Well? Guess what my dog can too. He's not bragging about it. Yeah, fuck you, Sudie Green, who hurt you? Do you like you anymore? Sudi? You like our next guess? Jenny so

Jns another veteran. What doing? We're leaning in and we're doing trollball. That's the bottom and everyone knows the best is at the bottom, the heaviest. Okay, okay, okay, Jamie, Still are you? I don't think so, honey. Trollball. Topic is the song and I'm telling you I'm not going, and you're time starts now, I don't think so, honey. The song, I'm telling you, I'm not going because you're

so hard of fucking singing. I always have to when I'm in the car at karaoke and i'm dates, I sing that song and it's so hard and first, even good singers. I'm sure it's difficult, even good singers. And it's a fact that the people who sing it, there's like a bar that's this high. We're talking Titus Burgess and like that cover at the Jennifer's and list songs shouldn't be like that. Let's Fergie have a try fun with it. Come on, bitch, fuck you the song and

I'm telling you I'm not going. Also, other songs take note, have iconic lead in's with other songs, and you have to sing probably like twenty minutes to get there. The emotional arc is important, bitch, thank you. You know it's actually a rule of culture number A hundred and three. Let Ferki have a try and now everyone welcome. Read Brice yah d read what's it gonna be? Well, when you told me how to pick out my topic, You're just like, do something that makes you you feel really

fun to talk about. And so I'm gonna I'm really excited. A pre selections, I don't think sony other time starts now, I don't think so honey cops A pride, I don't think so honey cops. But I don't I only have

a minute, So let's just do cops and pride. Okay, First of all, I don't know about you, but my idea of a perfect pride it's not so fucked up verse version of the Purge where the cops have to give us about you one time a year, and remember that part of stone Wall were the police came and knocked Will poul lightly out the door with floss and condoms and candy. I don't think so, honey, Oh my god,

and you his gender rainbow capitalist fact thoughts. I need to stop doing crunches and harassing women out of gay bars, and maybe remember for a second that our revolution started with the police. Ryant. Let read the cops are our pounds now and they defend us from bad guys who are violent and aggressive against the queer community. If that's true, Uh here um give them this lead. It's a list of badge numbers, right a rainbody true? Oh my god?

And now please welcome to the stage. Are good Judy too? From New York? From New York? What are we thinking? What are we think? I'm prelections, pre selective. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who don't use cell phone cases, okay, do you think yourself a god? Do you think you are above dropping your phone on the concrete on the train and a pool in the toilet down an elevator shot? You are not. You are scum like the rest of us. Okay,

you're dropping your phone all the time. And if you're not, you're not. If you're one of those people that's like, I don't drop my phone, then you are the least liked among your friends. You are the anal fucker and your friend group that's got the pristine fucking black iPhone X that's like, I never dropped this, and you are a parah. So lose the fucking arrogance and be humble and get up. I'm sucking otter buck you assholet. I don't think so that's how you're doing. Give it up

for come over, I'm just hanging out. Allie Dixon, Dandy So, Brian Raga, shankar On. Let's keep going along. This next group is Bowen's improv group from college. Seriously, they're all here. Give it up for Danger Box and Hallie Happer, Billy Domino, Mike Spense, Andrew Farmer and Emily Schmidt. This is okay, we're getting a photo, but you call up the first parse. All right, here we go getting a photo. Haley, Hepworth to them, I'm so excited to see you look great.

Thank you you look really good too. Um. Anyway, what are you doing? What are you I'm gonna do a preselection. Ok, this is Haley Hopworths. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The movie tag you're asking me to give a fat shit about Jeremy Renner. I don't think so, honey. Your movie is about a group of straight male friends having fun together. That's at a premise that's a threat. The cast of this movie looks like an improv troop from two thousand

Nasty second. This group of middle aged bros think that if they cluster together in a fae length of media acredy, we won't notice how boring they all are. But we notice fifteen seconds, and it's to be fine with it because Eila Fisher is there in Fuck Me Heels and Hannibal Burst clearly has a mortgage to pay off. Five seconds. My money will be going to Chesil Beach this week wowly have burn? Money will be going to Chesso Beach this weekend. Who knows what chessel Beach is? Okay, same,

same guys. Please give it up for Billie Domino with all with a little it's a vague statement of ship T shirt? Wow, would you buy this shirt? Honestly, honest to God, I would I would buy it. Open a merch door bill, Um, okay, to listen. Are we doing a pre selected topic or the troll ball? I respect the troll ball, But the moment you told me about this event, there was a truth that came to the top of my mind. It had to be respect that billy, because I don't think so honey. His time starts now.

I don't think so honey, just because I'm straight. I have to drive the big red fire truck beef beef. I know you're looking at me and saying, hey, there's a pile of head meat. Put him in top of the big flamewagon Hong Kong. And yeah, it's true. You do need a straight guy who's big, strong muscle bones to drive the big red fire truck too. Too, And sometimes I will drive the big red fire truck because it's my God given ride, being straight, hot and loud.

But I don't think so honey, being forced to drive the big red fire truck every single day, because sometimes I want to drive the train that goes to the factory choo choo. Sometimes I want to drive the plane that takes the sick into the mall in heaven. Chirp, chirp. Sometimes I want to drive the army tag with the big guns because I have a straight at state with sports times to IMPRESSUGA. And I don't think so, honey, because what if you woke up one day they said, hey,

you're straight. It's the b r FT or nothing else. I am a strong, stupid hockey machine, but mother, but not really and whatever horse I want to and not just the big red fire track, I don't think so. And he really ain't it out everybody infiltrated on space. He our face has been calling on the records by the Reverend straight humor um anyway, okay for more of that, everyone welcome my spens. Mike also straight an ally though

a big ally, thank you, Mike. What's it going to be trouble or as a basic straight who doesn't know who celebrities are, I'm very sorry, but I'm gonna go trouball. Oh thanks, subversion, very queer, make sure you have that. Well we get this, okay, okay, okay, well we'll see okay, Okay, Michael spends your I don't think so, honey. Trollball. Topic is Kathy Baits and your time and your time it starts now. I don't think so, honey, Kathy Bates. I heard the accent you did on American Horror Story and

it was strange at best. People said that it was very much like Baltimore, but a part Bartlamore that no one goes to. But I don't think so, honey, because if no one goes there, why do I have to hear it? Back to me? Keep that in your back roads where I don't have to hear it. And I don't think so, honey, Kathy Baits. You broke a man's legs once we all remember it, we all saw it.

You had a big speech about hobbing, hobbling, hobbling good, And I don't think so, honey about that circling back around to that Baltimore accent and not gonna give that one up, Honey. You want me to, but I won't. I have a very hard time thinking, so, honey, that you just went to Baltimore, went to a cheese steak to and heard and you're like, oh, I'm gonna center

a character around that five seconds? Who think so, honey, Cathy Baits, That's not how we were, and that's what very good, very good spence you read her for the only readable thing, really really chief he found it. It's the only bad thing she's ever not heavily referenced. Ryan Murphy work is commendable. It's very queer, very queer. And next up we have Andrew Farmer. Hello, Okay, she was straight in college, but now I straight up have a husband. Yes, made it all the way through n Y You very

straight and now husband, here you go. So what are we thinking? Andrew uses my I'm very tempted to the bold, but I'm literally quaking with fear over my pre selected thing because I feel like it's gonna end some friendships. Okay, good, I want that. Then, all right, can't not do it. We want that. We want to get real messy, all right. So, Andrew Farmer, you're I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Halo top ice cream, No, no, no, honey,

this is not the dessert God wanted for us. Halo top taste like soft serve bottom for a ghost and took a dry ship. Halo top taste like Baskin Robbins drank the wrong grail at the end of Indiana Joe. Halo top is like a daddy daughter dance. It's sweet, I guess, but don't think too much about it because it's actually super fucked up. I am a gay man who is trying to lower my blood pressure. I should

love halo top ice cream. I have tried, God knows, but I don't because I am also a full figured bear honey, and I need and to end up, I'm gonna borrow a line from Angels in America gay Plantation on national themes, Halo top is a sin and it is killing us both. And that's one minute's your farmer. Halo top is a sin and it's killing us. It's actually a rule of culture number eight. Halo top is

a sin. It hay house both and now it's emiliation another statement shirt show them the shirt cast shown cusack More obviously, thank you so much. I shouldn't have to demand it. You know you shouldn't. I mean, I know you've I know you've been torn for a while. What's it going to be? Well? I was going to do male ejaculate, um, but I think my mom's gonna listen to the podcast and I'm gonna go trollball. Your topic is male ejaculate and I'm just kidding. Um, you're a

topic for trouble. I don't think so, honey. Is Paul McCartney and your time starts now? Okay? I don't think so, honey. Paul McCartney, you have the goal to live? Are you kidding me? The best ones died o, So take a note and follow suit, all right? I don't think so, honey. Paul McCartney, you started another band? How dare you wings when you just look at things you see around you and you're like, that's a band? Oh No, I don't

think so, honey. Your face is really alarming to me at this time because it has fallen and then sucked back in the way that's really hard to look at. I don't think so, honey. Paul McCartney, you had a daughter who's into fashion? How original from the whole damn family?

I don't think. Um, you know what? I I don't even like the Beatles if I'm okay, honestly, right place, right time for all four of you sending over that give it up for Danger Box, improv n y U, Billy Domino, my expense, Andrew far and Emily Schmitt n YU. They put out amazing talent. We have one more group. Here we go. Give it up for excess honey access. Please welcome Ira Madison the Third. Give it up for Charles Rogers, Yes, and his other half short and first man,

first man, give it up for Teresa Lee. And finally, please welcome Daniel web Biel Web Come on out here, bitch, oh cod bitch. Jyota Lopez was in the building. All right, here we go, Ira Madison the Third, come to the mic. Please take the days, take the mic her what I say? Yes, I don't think so honey should be that it's so hot. I had to turn my jacket into a fucking cape. I feel like Aretha frank but that doesn't want the want. Aretha doesn't allow a c at the concert because it's

not good for the voice, and everyone else suffers. But everyone deals with that because she's fucking Aretha Franklin's Ira. I'm loving this is just like a conversation to keep keep between us. Hey, do you want to do a trouball or a preest like the topic? You know I'm doing the troball. He's stand into my eyes. Okay, trouble

I picked it for you. Go over there, all right, Oh my god, Olkright here we go, this is okay, this is gonna be good, alright, Iroon Madison the Third, you, I don't think so, honey, trouball topic is Salmahiak and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Salmahia, because I want to say something about your fucking from dust till Dawn movie. Wasn't that good? Wasn't a good vampire movie. I don't care for Robert Rodriguez, Tarantin know them. I want to say that I prefer Penelope Cruz, but

that's racist, so I'm not gonna say it. But Samahayak, you know what, Selma, I prefer Sma Montgomery. Selmahayatk could never be a city where people march to get civil rights black people. Samahayatk could never be a film directed by Eva Duverne. Some Mahiak could never be a different way to spell Salem, Massachusetts, where we've bron witches bitch, So honey, you're not a witch bitch. I' iron Madison

the Third, Yes, brilliant, waistic, holistic filth. And now Charles Rogers, Charles hi Hi, well, I've pre selected all right, here we go diving in, alright, Charles Rogers. Let's see here. Okay, Hey, your I don't think so, honey. Trouball topic is Katie Curry. I don't think so. Katie kurrk. You're fucking insane. Your behavior is so straightforward, bitch. What are you hiding? You want to be well adjusted? Guess what we see through that?

Your manic depressive bitch. You needn't take your pills because you're collected on screen. Guess what we all know you're screaming off screen, Katie Curry. You probably don't know how to drive, and you were born in the suburbs, girl, Katie Curic, What we don't know a single thing about you? Or do we? Who knows? Who knows? Why are you hiding from us? Katie Kirk? Why do you hiding personal lifestyle choices? You need to be put on flash cards in high school's bitch, so the teachers about you. Um,

Katie Couric Uh, come over more often. I don't think though, honey, Katie Curric five seconds come o, um, Katie curic Uh. Thank you, Katie Kirk, thank you. He's not a lot of important things. Sarah Tayll in interview, was a very important and give it up for Charles Rogers every bad and please welcome mad my boyfriend so good? Does that humanize me? Are you on my side? Now? Are you doing a pre select the topic or the troll ball? I'm not trying to be a bit, but I'm pre selected. Okay,

this is Jordans. I don't think so many as time starts now, I don't think so honey. People who are not in the industry, I hate you. I hate all of you. I never wanted me a single non industry person ever again in my life. Every time I go to a party, I am using my industry skills to pretend that I care about you. Wow, but I don't. I met a surgeon at a party and he saves lives. But bitch, he has never sold a half hour comedy. He has never even pitched one. Bitch. If you cannot

help me, stay the funk away from me. I don't think so, honey, non industry people. I don't care about real people. I don't want to see another movie about real people, no project. I don't want to hear another podcast about real people. My favorite movie it's a Hollywood Reporter actress round table. I do thanks. How do you fucking not industry fools it. Oh my god, reporter actress roundtable, probably starring Amy Adams every year. Yes, and she's always

the least compelling. I love you, but you can't. But she's good, She's so good, She's so good, so good, though, please give it up for yes. Oh, this is a good taste. Come through, Come through, all right? So, Theresa, are we doing a pre slefe this topic or the trouble? I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Ariana Grande and Pete David's and getting named gay. You've been dating for twenty four days and you're engaged. I don't think so, honey. Also, what

is your secret? I don't think so, honey. Twenty four days is not enough time to fall in love. It takes me three to six months. Aget a guy to come trust takes time twenty It is not even a full menstrual cycle. Not even has not even shed her uter lining since the last time mac Miller has been inside her seconds. You guys did mushrooms together. Of course you're all in love. Everybody who does mushrooms together falls in love. I did mushrooms and for a moment. I

love myself. I don't think so, honey. You are studying unrealistic expectation for the rest of us, studying unrealistic expectations for male comedians. Male comics who don't have a credit card now expect that they can land at International. I can't even Mariah couldn't keep her comedian man. I think, wow, Arianna and Peter engaged. That means anything is possible. Anything is possible. And now please welcome in her garment. Daniel Webb, Yes, yes, Oh, I love so Daniel web Are we doing a prey?

We're good, We're good. Oh no, I think I think you've got it. I think just put it a stick it in. Okay, um, let's see. We just connect the nodes, the electorates together. It should be a simple everyone, can you suck it up? Daniel pre selected? All right, and Daniel, I don't think so, honey. Time begins now. I don't think so, honey. Jennifer Lopez is she here? That's right. If Selena had never been murdered, we would not have Selena. Can you imagine the part of a te Hanna played

by a Puerto Rican? I don't think so, Hanna, are you not. If it weren't for Selina being murdered, Jennifer Lopez would still be cleaning Rosie Perez's toilets. That's an old joke. Are you kidding me? Mayo? We stay Jennifer Lopez, na planets the corpus Christy, y'all? Are you serious? Vettel Infierno, the Hollywood Jennifer Lopez, Jenny from the block. Don't they play this in the sex gros Sex so gross so Combe,

Ben affleck Mark, Anthony Poof Daddy fatte Infierno five seconds? Okay, since Selena no point their musiciens music of Porque, you'll play the lip thing tom bien mine, Oh my god, I can't wait to figure out what that was. Give it up for access, Honey, access irons. In the third Charles Roger joined in first and recently a Daniel Web.

Before we take a break, we have one more I don't think so, honey, and we are proud to introduce this next I don't Think so honey is the newest recipient to Night of the prestigious Lost Culture Rests Icon Award. This is our drag mother. Please welcome to the stage, Guy Bretta Embrasure. Yes, touch this, touch all of this, touch all of that. Hi mom, Hi guy, what's it gonna be? Love the Last Cultures is like an award winner? How does it feel? Um? It's thrilling, it's chilling, it's exciting.

When you came out of me. I never knew you could be so much? So much? Guy? Were we thinking with just a gesture that we knew? We knew what he wanted with just a gesture? Okay, so guy, Brandom your I don't think so, honey. Trollball topic is Jewel and your time starts now? I don't think so, honey, Jewel Alaska? Are there women there? I don't think so. Juel, What were you even doing in the nineties? We already had a perfectly good Joey Lauren Adams. We didn't need

one with fucked up teeth? Hey, Jeel, remember that one Comedy Central roast you are at neither do I? Oh, you gotta seconds? Hey Juel, I don't want a narrative about how you lived in a van unless it's the part of an arc of a really good only fans. Hey, jul your hands are small, I know, then? Why not intrograce yourself into a perfectly good fisting relationship with a lesbian with like a pool in the Hollywood Hills. Who

will take care of you? Because I'm pretty sure you've disappeared for the past twenty years five and that's not necessary, Juel, why aren't you on the floor. It's not Megan Trainer on it there. Clearly you're not discriminating. I don't think so, honey, and you should be on the four guy brand and everyone the last culture races I kind of ward winner. We are now going to take a quick ten minute intermission, comeback for more. I don't think so honeys, and just

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