"I Don't Think So, Honey! 4" LIVE (Part Two)

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Act two. Here before we met Annie, the men's rights activist, but right now we're actually going to be joined by this is the woman herself lost culture, says Icon Award winner Annie Donnelly. Well, oh my god, she's alright. So and Annie has h has requested that she's gonna do and I don't think so, honey, of her own, because you know, when you're a lost Colture says I kind of word winner, you have free reign here at the shows,

you can do whatever you want. Pat Regan has decided to go hide in shame, so everyone's shame him on social media, and Annie Donley is here to slay. So Annie, you're I don't think so, honey begins Now I've actually changed my mind. Can I get a suggestion of and I don't think anyone I heard Matt Rogers and Bowie. Yeah, I don't think so, honey. Matt Rogers and bow and ye. Can they to do anything without one another? They are like the gay Mary Kaye and Nashley all said they

performed together. They write on their culture blog together and do their podcast together. They are trash. Now listen, do I like them? Yes? Did they give me the Icon Award? Yes? Are they trash one hundred per Let me tell you what they came for my unborn child. I have twenty two weeks pregnant my child, and let me tell you what right now, as a I don't think so, honey, exclusive bitch, it's a boy a boy. Oh my god, it's a bore bowing. If it's any thing like you too,

I'm gonna kill it. Boy. This is this is breaking new. People have been asking Annie just NonStop what the gender is? What the gender? And she keeps saying, fuck you, you slut. And she chose tonight to reveal the gender. It was crazy, you know, it was crazy about that the wig reveal was a gender reveal. That's but I also, I don't think so, honey, Annie, donaling or baby will choose its own gender, thank you, because because gender is a choice, it's not a choice. I don't know. I need to

take a class or something. Umny. By the way, wow, but let's welcome our first group, shall we. I'm like, please. This next group is called Cocky Boys Presents. Please welcome Eric Jack Ramon Derreksman, Eric Shorton, Stephen Phillips, Horses, Cockie Boys, presents God Us, the Brooklyn Fag. Yes, give it up from the Brooklyn Fag. All right, it's time everyone welcome Eric Sheath on the stage. Here we go. Now, here's

the deal. Eric, there's an option for everyone that has been um, I don't know, in a black hole or something. You can do the trouple or a priest. Let's topic, what's up as an aquarius? I have to do preselect. This is Aeric sheathrows. I don't think so, Honey. His time starts now. I can't believe I have to do this, but no one did. I don't think so, Honey called me by your fucking name, the only gay I can't.

I want to seek in her fruits thatllent toss in Italy is Diane laid it under the budget sucking tuscan Come on, oh, Elio, like your parents got a hotel room to dial with your boyfriend. At age thirteen, I swallowed my first load in the forest. Come on, my god, I can hear you. I can hear you. But Michael Stuartbook's final monologue. But Michael Stubbs final monologue thirty seconds the Gates Winter version of butter Emails grow up and

suck someone older than you like an adult. And there's gonna be a sequel there in sequels, you don't need a sequel to life size. We need to do do you know what. I can't take it to hocus Pocus? Do you know what? I don't need a fucking sequel to call me? And that's one shade that everybody. These guys were on their feet, those Gates were on their feet. They were moved by the spirit of hating O white gay fantasia. All right, everyone, please welcome Jack Raymond, Jack

because I hate the motherfucker. Because I hate the motherfucker. How's that? I don't know. You could deathstrop like that baby in a lot of positions, but never like that stays in fire Island. Jack, this is your I don't think so, honey. Oh wait, ship know I'm gonna Are you gonna do a trouball? You're gonna do it a pre selected Jack Raymonds. I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't think so. The Denver Airport,

and let me tell you why. It's not because I've ever been air it's because it's fucking scary at ship. The Denver Airport let me just start with telling you was built in the nine during the Clinton administration and costing a billion dollars over budget. It also has a bunch of apocalyptic murals that to pick Nazi life soldiers

rounding up children. Second, I don't think so, honey, Oprah and Peter Teal, who have both bought up property near the Denver Airport because there are alleged tunnels that lead to a sanctuary for the elite humans that will live at the end of the world. I don't think so, honey. The Denver fucking air far five seconds. That's fit and Jack raym and everyone wait want the Denver Airports, We explain it's there's a there's a bunch of there's a

bunch of spooky ship. There's a giant bronze sculpture of a horse and the artist died because it fell on him and they kept it up and its eyes glow red. And but I will say, as a as a Denver right, as a Denver right, great Panda Express at that airport Express. Okay, wow, alright, it is time for Derek Smith stroll to them like, yes, I'll come on doing pre selected Derek Smith, I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't think

so honey, being in your wedding. Okay, listen, I want this to be like a scene in West World where all the hot robots become sentient together. Okay. If there are people in here who are saving up their money for some shitty weekend in Las Vegas with six others strangers who shuck and probably think that going to like Coachella is subversive for something, I want to tell you. I release you. You do not have to do it. And also I did it once I was a fucking groomsman.

And I'm gonna tell you this. If you are the only queer person in the parties of those weddings, you will be paying for my flight. You will be paying for my outfit that you have selected. And you know what, if I'm the only gay person of that entire wedding, you will be paying for the shitty gift that I buy you. That will not be practical, but it will be expensive. I don't think so, honey. Yes, don't even invite me to your wedding. I don't want to go

come Okay, give it up for Eric? What who? Eric? Alright? So are we taking Preeselet the topic of the troll ball pre selected, respect expects thee. Here we go. Okay, this is Eric short as I don't think so honey. As time starts now, so I don't think so honey, And I'm really sorry. I don't want to ifend anybody. I know a lot of people probably like this thing, but I don't think so honey. Music now paired with other cultures such as movies, it's okay, but on its own,

it's just it's not for me. First of all, music can be really loud, and unlike other cultures, Unlike other cultures such as instagram, furniture and pornography, you can't see music. It's really hard to see it. Also, unlike other culture, can penetrate walls, windows, doors, and ceilings. It also describes other cultures such as talking, and because it is not found in nature, it is bad for the environment. That

was I wasn't the end of guy played out? Give it up and plays Welcome to the stage, Stephen Phillips, Yes, oh oh oh sucking honest, there we go. Alright, so listen, that was a sexual moment and now we're gonna have and I don't think so anymore. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry sorry a troll ball topic or pre select? Oh select, okay, pre select you. I'm mad. Don't go because is Stephen Phillips horses. I don't think so, honey. As time starts now,

I don't think so, honey. Guys who have really high beds, I'm not trying to all to onto your bed to have sex with you hunting. No, thank you. Guys high beds. You know what I'm talking about. It's not that like laft with the desk. I'm talking about like it starts here because you have like so many bins of like your other pairs of Tom's underneath, and then there's like a fucking box spring and then a mattress and then

a mattress. Had your mom got you because you're sucking your thirty two and shout that roommates let live in a dorm and they always have like a three ft this bottle of blue next to the bed, and it's like it's just like saying like, hey, who's next? You know what I mean. It's like you don't make me, don't remind me. I'm on a conveyabletive dick in your home. And these guys always have horrible taste, and they always

have like art from bed, bath to beyond. It's like that's not even hung and neither are they, and it's just on the floor, you know what I'm talking about. And it's like a fake French cafe and it says like Japell, like Corrier, fought like spear. I don't think so, honey, for your bed at this high I'm not writing you. Yes, okay, talking boys presents, this girl give it up for a cocky boy for that China, Jeff Rain and Derrek Smith,

Eric schwartzow is he even Philip's horse? I believe. Well, now that we're all looped up by the cocky boys, we're gonna move on to this next group, which is called Nothing Beats the Face. Wow. Please welcome Tammy Space, Please welcome to me. Lookain what Gina, Gina, Miss Lauren Ashley Smith, Miss Mariah Smith. Yes, and first up we have Tammy Spain. Tammy Spain, Yes, okay, Tam. First of all, they told me they're would be hot tea but no, okay, no,

they're actually there's t girl eight. So Tammy, are we doing a pre select the topic or the tall girl? You know? Pre selected? I got a lot to say something, yes, Tammy spanks is. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, Honey. White Batchelrette parties in the front row at my drag show Biz. I am so happy that you decided to come to my show in one of the happiest moments of your fucking life. But I don't think so, bitch. You found the love

of your life. You decided to spend a love your entire life with one dick, groundbreaking. The closest thing to love I found is when I go into my bodeg at three thirty in the morning and the cook says the usual, And then you have the goal that asked me to do. Beyonce a bitch, No, honey, I eat Philly cheese snakes at three thirty. I do Adele. I don't do it, Beyonce, tid. So here's what I want you to do, Becky, Megan, Stephanie and Carol. I want you to take canucking bat her a party to David

Busters and Times Square. Bitch, I don't think so, honey, Tammy Space tammy spank, fire island legend spak Here we go, everyone giving up from me, looking yes, yes, that is going on the true yes. Okay, So are we doing a priest let topic or trollball topic lokings. I don't think so, honey, Her time starts now, Okay, I don't think so, honey. Sex on my period? Every time him. I tell us is Man that I'm on my period and I don't want to fuck. He says, that's okay.

I don't mind. All right, You're not my middle school nurse teaching me how to use a tampon. I am thirty four fucking years old. I've had all sorts of sex. I've had crazy assex. I've had two takes in me at once and not the holes you think. And I have let people sit from Dracula's goblets. Okay, I have done it all. And the reason I don't want to have sex on my period is because Sarah is a fucking organ inside my torso that is swollen to twice as usual size. I'm the last thing I want to

do is crunches while a blunt instrument boats. I have considered this, and for you to know, if someone says they don't want to have sex for any reason. You believe them, you believe them. Okay, yeah, Rain done. Please welcome Lega he yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, all Legina black female directors on the T shirt come on. Alright, So for Legina, for Regina. Are we doing Emma? Whoever prelect the topic or trouble um pre selected on the phone,

pre selected on the iPhone, straight from the screen. Alright, and Regina, your time starts now. To all the people insisting that I should wash, this is US, I don't think so. Okay, this is US is torture porn for basic bitches. I watched TV to escape. I watched TV to see hot doctors and black women in charge. Yeas today, if I want to see middle class people struggle to make ends meet, I will turn on Facebook live. Wan

did to say about us? There's a society? Then when the hottest um, when the hottest thing on TV is a crop pot? Two seconds? Oh wait wait and Mandy Moore sing because I did watch one episode and I say, you know what I'm gonna watch. Mandy Moore sing, I better be laying on the floor of my Nanna's din in seven bits, trade y U h everyone give it up for Laura Ashley Smith. Yes, oh person versus I married a rich white person and I don't trust anybody in yes, Okay, Okay. I asked, what do we think?

Are we gonna do? A pre sleft the topic or to the troll ball I'm doing? Okay, this is Lauren Ashley Smith's I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Ashley Simpson being related to Diana Ross, Okay, I don't think so. Now, Diana Ross that knows that some Ashley spelled their names with two eat. Okay. Ashley Simpson is a hoe down on SNL. Diana Ross is a queen of Motown. Honey, Okay, I don't like that Diana Ross's granddaughter's mother is the sister of a

woman who did a Duke's of Hazard remake. Okay. In no world should Joe Simpson and Diana Ross know each other. They should have never met ever in life. Okay. Ashley Simpson the best thing that should have ever happened to her with the nose job, Ashley SIPs and Ross, no, no, no, you will always be actually SIPs and went five seconds. Okay, we know you had a sun named Brown Smoothly with Pete Wesson. When he came out, you should have named him fall out boy. As talk and here comments on

yes with the brothers, do not trust? Oh, keep it close. He comes from Harlem? What is Brooklyn? Let's be real. Alright, Okay, listen, are going to hit you with the troll ball? Were you out? Here we go? I've been digging in here we go. Okay, okay, we're revisiting the Today's Show again. You're I don't think so, honey. Trollball topic is Katie Currik starts now? All right, Katie Currek I don't think so honey. All right, First of all, they know it. I'm an agist. Okay, Honey, you too old to be

on TV, So I don't think so honey. Don't try to get your own shell, sweetheart. I don't think so honey. The over sixties that needs at least two co hosts, do you feel me? I don't think so honey. Follow Barbara Watson's lead and get at least four. All right, Sweetheart, I don't think so honey. Gonna ask Laverne Cox about her swim? Sure up, baby, I don't think so honey, I don't think so, honey. It was Matt Low. We're holding you up, I said it. Oh, I don't think so, honey.

I don't think so, honey. I was looking down your blouse and you denied that, babe. Bit I don't think so, honey. You're gonna saved us all nineteen ninety whatever before born by seconds. Honey. I don't think so, honey. You've lifted us up this fest. Time for you to fall. Oh my god, Katie A dressing town of Katie Current Cross, Curris Smith, everyone's given up for nothing to beat the bace. Tammy spaks Ome look and Flachita Hill, Flora Ashley Smith and Moria Smith. Wow, damn, we are about to burn

this place down. This next group is called Christina Aguilera. Welcome to the stage, Jesse Ra, please welcome, Karen Cheese for real, con Drew staph Fields and Chloe A fine man Chloe find Chris Sena Aguilera the same. All right, it's time, Jesse Roth, here we go, our farmer lost Countess Raffle Winner, Here we go, and now we're gonna come for And I don't think so, honey, But Jesse, I have a question is it going to be a

trollable or a pre sight? The topic? You know, boys, it's good to do something every day that scares you. So I'm gonna do Why is words here tonight? We're all here, we go. I've chosen your I don't think so, honey. Topic is porno graphic films, and this is Jesse Roth. I don't think think so honey. Time starts now. I don't think so honey. Porn. We've all got something to say about it in our stand up sets. There's problems for women in poor I was watching porn the other night,

and well that's not important anyways. Listen, use your imaginations. We were given a gift and it's called a brain, and you should use your brain and not turn to film because there's so much problems with it right now. Um, the women they're okay. The poort, the folly they do, they do fully import because they record the video and then afterwards, someone's in the booth and they're going, like, you know, to make you no. I said, I see it.

It doesn't match up, bitch. I see you moaning, and and then the voice is saying yes, but I don't see your mouth saying yes, it's all fake. It's all an illusion. Don't believe it. Have sex, don't have sex with people. I don't think so. Pornographic film. We are a nation that is progressing, and we don't need you anymore. I don't think so, honey, Poor, No more porn. It's fake. It's an illusion. Go have sex with a humans. When you see your computer, I know it. Oh my god, guys,

give it up for Karen Chip. Oh my god, I love this stress. Just a ray of lights. Oh Karen, is it gonna be okay? Here we go pre selected. You are holding your phone. Yes, this is Karen Cheese. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Um, white woman whose whole personality is loving pizza, I'm sorry. There is a direct correlation between you being a white girl in your Instagram caption being I love pizza and you being a white girl

who still thinks Ben Affleck is hot. I mean, honey, come on, he looks like the lust child of a flat tip screwdriver and a bag of moldy potatoes. Also look white women. Just because you do not have a culture of your own does not mean you can make pizza your culture. Now it's flash. It belongs to a culture of the Italians and everyone else in the world.

Who's pizza. Stop colonizing pizza pizza. Second, it's like you're all playing devil's advocate, but instead of being straight men, you're white women and your devil is yellow face goddess Emma Stone. Five second, stop sucker. I don't think the honey white women is Sunds loving Pazza character. That's what I've been, essentially a rule of culture number seventy Stop calonizing pizza. Wow, guys, that was amazing and welcome, free up. Okay, for what are we thinking? Are we thinking pre selected?

Were thinking trollball? What are we thinking? Okay? I do know that the trollball would be better and you guys would like me more. But I have something to say. Please, This is not about likability. This is about the truth. This is a big statement. Absolutely, Okay, this is for real. Con I don't think so honey. Her time starts now, Okay, I don't think so honey. Why don't people know I'm Asian? Why how come if you're round, you're either Mexican or Indian?

When I suck Indian is salc Asian, that's Asian. But everyone's like your Asian is a fruit of Asian though, And I want to tell the Asians don't want to be cool. I like anyone. You don't second okay. And a one time someone said to me as a jokes I meaning shell that they did say something about Bowen Yang Asian, Okayson, And I want to one day represent the Asians too. Just god, you know that's so cool. How can you guys don't understand immigration batterns. I don't

know if it's American bomb schools are why? But I'm Asian minute Asian, for there are more Asians than Yang. I am not the only one. Oh boy, wow, oh my god. Alright, everyone please give a warm welcome to Audrey standfil yes to blow out, blowout. We've gotta blow out on our hands Central some Tralay Are we doing a pre slect the topic ur troll ball, Audrey Santraels, I don't think so, honey, Hurst time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Guys who goes to you but

still watch your fucking instagram start? Fuck you? You don't have fucking scene in Little Ring when Gollum's holasses on that rocket. He's like, leave now, We'll never come back. It's leave now, I never come back. Fuck you. I am literally the one ring to rule them all, and your goblin asses trolling I must rick get out, get out of here. You are a cancer from my social

media presence. Okay. And that is not to say that I'm not going to post some heavy ask thirst traps on my because I know you're sad asses at home watching it. Look at it? What could have been a bit? You know you're not You're not a rape, You're not a fucking mummy. You're a ghost. You know what ghosts too? They fucking disappear. And you know what, sometimes I have friends Austrey, why don't you just hide your Instagram stories from them? And to that, I respond, what am I

fucking dramatic? That's what said? Oh my gosh, thank you, and now please give it up from my girl. Chloe Fine? Man, oh Chloe, Chloe? Yes, what do you think I'm gonna do? Pre selected? This is Chloe Fine. I don't think so, honey, got a good I won't wash my hair to be here, bitch. Noah bumped back, Yeah, wh relationship I ruined? What you're gonna taking in your fucking awards pitch. You see there's a word show. She just comes here we go. Search search,

I love search search. I wrote second gotta why do you like Sacramento? Sacramentos? I shut off the only thing check on that. I it's a Califorca pits. I cat you seck on the chill seck stop coming you little baby one. Chloe Finer, Oh my god, coming you a little baby giving up it on, Christina Killara, Jesse Roth, teren Jan Karia, Confic, Sadhill helloie fine man, oh baby, these are I am shook a huge one's big ones, big wig of it all. Oh my god, oh my god. Okay.

This next category is called the high powered Hanks. Everyone giving up for Nick records. Alex Caca, my coguana, pan and have some respect. It's Jeff Hillo. Yes, yes, yes, oh boy, oh boy boy, oh my god, he's high powered highs I love. Alright, everyone, please welcome Nick Rucker to the Mike. Welcome, Okay, Jack it okay, okay, Doc Martin's okay, Doc Martins, okay, thank you. This is Nick Ruckert. Where you're holding a piece of paper. Wow, he's gonna

be selected. And this is Nick rockerts. I don't think so many as time starts now. I don't think so, honey, fake clickbait headlines about people. Just what that was? That was? That was God fucking with us. He saw this gay event, he saw there was ship talked about, credit girl wig and he fun with them. Mike, God, God, that's God. We're gonna start against Nick Ruckert. I don't think so many as time starts now, I don't think so, honey, fake click bite headlines about real famous people. I'm gonna

give you a couple of real examples. You see these under beneath the Daily News, the list of celebrities who can stand Beyonce? Are you kidding me? You wouldn't be allowed in show business anymore? How about She's gone fans heartbroken after Marie Osmond leaves us forever? And and a photo of Susan Surandon has Betty Davis with the headline the biggest casting flubs in Hollywood history. Yeah, a photo of David Swimmer that says eighteen stars you didn't know

committed suicide. Chris Chris Hemsworth's head shot that says celebs you didn't know We're black five seconds, Sable one. Our prayers are with Sally Field and my favorite, Susan Boyle is so skinny now and looks gorgeous. Fuck you sinning. Susan Boyle was always gorgeous. I don't think so, honey, Yeah, Susan, it's actually a rule of culture. I'm a fifty Susanan wil was always gorgeous. Thank you Nick, Thank you Nick,

and please now welcome to the stage, Alex. Let's go yo fashion at heel and ship and Alex who said, can I just draw attention? Well, I loved you just space timing somebody into the show. Did she buy a ticket for this or not? She did? She not have the twenty dollars? Alright, Alex, are we doing a priest let's topic or the troll bull? I have something, I have something I really want to talk about. So I'm so that Alex Caclas. I don't think so, honey. As

time starts now, I don't think so, honey. People who post workout pigs, I don't give a think. You just took Brittany's one forty five. That's outside go baitch, And I know I know you want to show off the two hundred and fifty dollars stretch pajama panther. You just bought Lulu Landon, but I don't think so, honey. And for those of you motherfucker's posting sarcastically from the gym, I want to see your sweaty house on my Instagram feed. Either.

Don't show me you're working out on Instagram, show me the body you got from working out on Instagram. Summer bodies are made in winter exactly, so why the fund are you posting from crunch in February seconds. And for your motherfucker's posting a Jim Sophia Planet Fitness at eleven A, I'm on a Tuesday, get a fucking job and k guys, I take it. Picks of the berries, Bootcamba, rub breastroom, take your thirst shot photo in your own fucking apartments

to give it out. Taking in your own bathroom, get your own bathroom, your own bathroom. Oh my gosh, wow, here we go. This is Michael Food. Yes, yeah, okay, Michael. I loving the jackets this evening. Here we go. Oh, Michael is going to be pre selected or trollball, It's gonna be pre selected. Thank you, thank you, and Michael Focus says, I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Actual ghosts, you're done. Get out of our apartments, get out of our office buildings,

get out of our movies. Get out of my asshole. Every time I have sleep, realysis, I think some ghosts trying to crawl up my whole. Get out. It's done, We're over it. You have unfinished business. I've never finished anything. Seconds. All right, your time is done. Move on, get the funk over it? Alright? What the most loving portrayal of a ghost was? Patrick Swayzy and ghost? Let Demi move on? My fifteen seconds? Why you're gonna show up and ruin

her pottery? Yes, Annie, you're in danger of a screepy X five second. Let her move on. You're done, You're dead. I'm sorry it was hard. Move on. That's that's one big us, you know. Thank you. It's actually rule of culture number twenty two. Let Demni move on. Time's up, Time's up. Ghost, Let's Demi move on. Time's up? Ghost? Oh my god, thank you. Michael. Now, please welcome Todd, and here we go. I'm loving the show. Todd fashion dot Com eight dollars eight dollars for ever twenty one

in Oh you didn't think it existed? It did look harder. All right, let's been around, Okay, alright, what are we thinking? Oh, I'm I'm selected and this is his I don't think so many as time starts now, I don't think so. Honey, the troll bowl. You people paid money to get in here. You don't want us to prepare. No, somehow you want all these dirty improv people to go out in the alley, smoke their marijuana cigarettes and have a paper pulled out.

So then I have to make fun of something I love, like Rue McClanahan, who is clearly a treasure, the most underrated golden girl and dead and how dare you put her in there? I do not. Also, this is a podcast gay children. Years from now we'll be listening to this. Shouldn't we cure in our thoughts for them? Children? Awaill listen where seconds I come from the world of musical theater.

It's a prepared art form. So when I show up, I know my lines, I know my spacing, and I know my harmonies, which is usually tend her to the most chromatic of harmonies. But let's be honest. I'm usually a soloist, Todd, she can hear you, she can argue, she's really young. Usually a soloist. Usually a soloists biopic, Usually a soloist. All right, everyone, strap yourself in. It's time for Jeff Hello. Oh boy, Jeff Heller. Those shoes shoes,

thank you either from Nordstrom rack, resist Kidney priest. I did this. This phone is too big for my front pockets, so I'm putting in my back line. I like the troll ball. Please prepare this, butch alright, my gods in the basement about christadis let's go there. Oh my god, Well you asked for it. No, it's gonna be bad. Here's what you're getting your think. So trollball topic is Anna pack win and your time starts now? And a packlin you winning an oscar when you're nine? I don't

think so, Hanny. I believe in work, Okay. I believe that I am over forty years old and I haven't had my fucking break yet. Okay, I'm not just some woonderkin from New fucking zeal And. O Hey, I can't take my medio their talent and be on a ten season long HBO show talking about how I'm a fairy. I'm a real fairy, motherfucker. I'm not gonna marry my gorgeous co star, and then pose on the front of entertainment. Wait a second, draped in blood well naked? Hey my

body like people? Shut I met a minute, Chip Killer Brown high powered? Oh my god, didn't he urt house to call Michael Folk Todd one upon I and Jupiller. Can you guys do one more group? I hope so? Because this is dainty destruction. Give it up for Sophie Santos, cat birda I know, and bey Katie Hartman, I Madam Joanna Houseman. Okay, Wow, Wow, Wow, Okay, ladies, here we go. Sophie Santos take the mic. Let's get ready, y'all's Sophie, I see a nope, I see a note pad in

a pocket. But are we gonna do pre selected or trouball? We're gonna do pre select selected? Okay, thank you. This is Sophie sante Is. I don't think so hony. Her time starts now. I don't think so honey. The shape of water? What is wrong with you people in this beastially fucking bullshit? I mean, we can't get a lesbian on screen for more than five fucking seconds about killing her ass. But then a woman wants a day of fish and we're sitting in the goddamn clouds. I don't

think so, honey. Octavia Spencer has the goal to be like, well, how do you have sex? If he doesn't have as she's fucking an amphibian. And if I just want you to know that you don't have to have a penis to have sex, think so, hi? And well, we are talking about Octavia Spencer. Can we just give her a goddamn leading role for once? So? I don't think so, honey. You know what, I just want to say that if you want to see a human fuck of fish, then go watch Splash. I don't think so, honey. The shame

of more like a chase of water, thank you. And that's what's it's actually a rule of culture number four. You want to see a human fucking fish wash Splash? Do it up for cat Burn? Okay, cat, what's gonna be. It's gonna be a little pretty select cat Burtis. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I don't think so, honey. The U s Secret Service. You all did not do all those situps and avoid all that weed to take a bullet for instant pot Shitler seriously

intense amounts of pressure from a hot bowl a mush. Look, you took an oath to defend America from all threats for and and domestic. And look he is both. If he had a hand and he further up his ass, he'd have to move into a basement apartment under Susan and Gordon and y'all can stop checking my LinkedIn every time I tweet at the President. He loves to go get fucked. He says it all the time. And do I need false hope when I see that somebody with

the Occupation Agent checked my page? No, I don't think so, honey. Five seconds? Do you want to be the reason we get years two through eight under Hitler? Two electric boogaloo? Should you resist the urge to duck? I don't think so. Can Okay, here we go. That's a big grace by I had a beering io. I see you, I see you, see you, We see each other. Okay, So let me ask you a question. Now that we've established that much, are we gonna do a pre selected topic. Are we

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doesn't make you seem more down to earth. Whatever. Everybody's freaking out on the inside. There's picture to fry, there's nukes going on. You love yourself, okay, you don't have to be a guy's girl. You can be a girl's girl. You can be a guy's guy. It doesn't matter today. So you're not gonna be cool by playing caught and drinking Red Bull and eating just exclusively Cheetos and Tacos, bell carry your body, love yourself, South camerasciute, and I

loving soul. I sollo, I'll take good slow guys. Please, thought we could just host the podcast. No, we can welcome to this Mike, Katie Harmon Harmon bats back bats hats all the time. The time. It's going to be pre selected. It's absolutely pre selected because I don't have good enough karma. Okay, that's Katie Harman. I don't think so body. Her time starts now. I don't think so honey. Human skin. You're discussing your cover and sits and oil. I mold and tom parts if you want to smooth.

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I don't have a need skin is older for everyone at home. Biggest podcast of official medium. She revealed as some few wholesome suit Yes, yes, skin is over. Skin is all right. Listen, we have one core. I don't think so honey, and it comes at you from Joanna House Superstar, superstar Joanna. Okay, listen, it's been a long night, Joanna. How are we closing this out? A priest? Like the topic fucking this is Joanna housemans. I don't think so honey,

her time starts now. I don't think so honey. Restaurants that have live bands and don't warn you about it, what the funk? I didn't know this toughest restaurant was gonna have a fucking county growth band. I don't want to cover fucking bit. That's while I'm trying to split my fucking Calamari. Motherfucker. Having a live band that you didn't want during dinner is like getting like getting a dollar bill filled with like peanut butter, Like I don't

hate peanut butter. I don't hate peanut butter. And I have my dollar bill, but my dollar bill is rendered fucking useless. I want to talk to my fucking friend Barbara about my fucking life decisions and have her saying yes girl, yes girl, But you know what I gotta do every fucking three and a half minutes. It's Bill in the counting blows finished the song, and I've got a clap at them and sucking my friend their fucking

life decisions. No, you know what you've done, Bill, You've picked paradise and put up a fucking cover band in a Thomas restaurant. Motherfucker giving up for dacy destructions, Sophie Santo's cath Vernick, I want a very Cady Arms and Joanna Human. Wow you guys, Oh my god, two years I've lost culture restas. Let's do a hundred fifty more, hundred fifty more years. Thank you guys so much for coming out. Thank you to every performer. Let's say every god.

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