"I Don't Think So, Honey! 4" LIVE (Part One)

Who here listens to the podcast? Cool, let's good, that's fun. Who here doesn't listen to the podcast? Welcome to say, I welcome them, We welcome you. Oh my god, well, welcome to last culture Restas Live. I don't think so, honey. What you're about to see is um wow, just a tapestry of rage yescopia of anger. Oh yeah, overflowing. Yeah, and wait, we should I guess we should place these. These These are I'm Joanne hats, a little bit different, a little bit different, a little bit different from our

usual culture rests hats. But you have to change with the time. Can we say one thing? These are literal Joanne hats from the lady Gavas store official merch. And this merch is a little chitty. It's a little shitty shitty merch which we should not put up with as as a capitalists like consumer. I'm sorry, but Lady Gaga, I don't think so, honey, Lady Gaga. Merch. Look now we're get to have the merch build like look at

the flip flop, look at all silly? How much it was a gift, was a gift for both of the gift and it was a Christmas gift. Christmas gift. So um but wow, Christmas gift. I just said, like Santa falling off the roof, that'd be a good gift for Christmas. So applicable. Too many contacts. Oh my god. Current events. Current events are happening right now. You know that's the beauty of current events is they're concurrent. They always are

happening at all times. Actually, okay, to be honest, Matt and I are a little out of the loop this week. There's also just no fun news happening this week. It feels like a very boring news week. It's just a lot of white gaze succeeding. Oh yeah, oh got a little ramp, Hey that's only okay when I say it, Um, but guys, give it up for your Anthony's of the world. You're Adam Reponds of the world. You're about Hello World. Who is Team Trixie? Who is Team Changelo? Dang? I mean,

I don't know. I'm gonna say. I think it's so cool that in the year eighteen, one out of four final four queens is white and is still able to beat the pocs out. You are a political bit, I'm political, just you eight, I have a I have a read on government. I'm gonna do it. You're gonna do tonight and I'm gonna do tonight. We should explain to them what it is. Okay, So when I don't think so honey, we we're about to see fifty comedians, Um do you?

And I don't think so honey? Which is a one minute rant on anything that's just grinding these people's gears, pushing these people's buttons, really getting them in rage, and they're so mad at culture and they're gonna take one minute to rail against And I mean, can we also say this is especially a gag today because this actually is the two year anniversary of the last culture Racist podcast two years old, two years old, the Terrible twos.

Now we're gonna start getting like really shitty behavior wise and like start sucking on everything, which I believe happens. I don't know. I don't have children. Um yeah, I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna teeth and just I'm gonna scream in the middle of the night boys, um um. And also, wait, it's the one year anniversary of I don't think so Honey Live Show. Isn't that fucked up? And that it

was the two It's it's like two anniversary separate. It's like, I'm when a mom and a daughter have the same birthday? Did you know that my mom and my aunt have the same birthday three years apart? That's so crazy? And also get this, also get this, though their brother I have the same birthday as him, It's weird day. Is

that an astrological thing? No, who believes in astrology? Who doesn't think that on the positions of stars a thousands of light years away has any bearing on our personal behavior? Thank you? You guys should read Carl Sagan. Absolutely, I don't know. Can I tell you there was a moment where someone got me with it? Though they were like, well, our body is mostly water. You don't think that the

tides should change the way you are. And I was like, okay, hold on, I'm willing to change my whole world view because of what you said. Oh my god, that's what makes me a dangerous person, a pseudoscience lover. Um. Well, wow, before we get going on, I don't think so, Honey's we do have to bring out a very special guest. No, normally, um, normally a Nette Benning is in town to talk to us. She's in l A. She's not, she's in l a career. So she did send us a message and she thought

we were going to do really well tonight. Yes, so very nice. Um, but instead we have an amazing guest. Um. You know, this year has been, um, you know, the year of women, and it's Women's it's Women's um Awareness month. Who marches Women's Month? And International Women's Day was last week beautiful and we should all be aware of women. Think is that realize that Women's Awards, the Women's awareness But and we have to honor this rich tradition of women who who just really just you know, start the

conversations that need to be had. And so tonight, we have an amazing guest. We have the world's only female men's rights activists. Yeah. Now we've been told to address this person by one name only and one name only. Yes, everyone, please welcome Annie, Annie, the only the only female. You go get yeah, because you know you can. Are you good to see so many men here? Yeah? Amen, guy's you know, arriving wights looking strong, looking good? All right, Okay, Annie,

how how is it going? How's your march going? It's women's It's women's month. It's women's month, which is exactly why my um my issues are so important. Yeah. I just started teaching classes, actually, and I would love to plug ahead. Yeah, so I'm teaching uh men to hashtag men to classes a little pun. It's a little pun, uh And basically it's, uh, this really cool workshop where alt are minded people can come together in one room and it's a safe space for men to get together

and just play. You know, we're just playing. You know. Tucker Carlson says that men are under attack. This is something that you agree with? Yeah, who said it? Yes? Yeah, yes, under attack. You know you've got your Harvey wine season, your woody allens. These guys are geniuses crazy? Would you even know what movies are without these two men? And we we just we we cough them up and we lock them away, no questions either, face any league repercussion.

You wait, you wait till March is over, Women's Awareness Month is over, and then ship will start happening. Can I just because podcasts are a visual medium and we we can't see this at home. Your mouth is absolutely destroyed with lips. You kind it all over your teeth and really everywhere but your lips. Listen. I woke up in a dizzy. I'm freaking ticked at the world. Tis I've ticked off. That's actually real of culture number eighty nine, bring back ticks. It's not piste off, it's ticked off.

I just want to say that women, Okay, we hear you, and what like what work gets your goat about these women? Like? What is the what is what's like the worst thing about them? Well, it's just like you know, they're pointing the fingers so hard. But it's like, think of all the bad women out there. You've got that snapper turtle, Miss all Obama. There's one the snapper turnal. You got Megan Trainer out there telling all the women to be unhealthy.

She's a problem, Megan Trainer, Megan Trainers, it's a problem too. I think you might be misinformed about Rupol. Rue is not trans Rupol's a drag queen. Well, well, I understand what I see on TV, and he's as a shape shifter. He would agree with you there, Yeah, well yeah it is. Women are are being very problematic, is ladies. Let me address the ladies. Excuse me, ma'am. Oh god, I don't mean to upset you, but but the thing that the things that men think about horror a lot worse than

the things they do. Go Well, for instance, what's the worst thing you ever thought about a woman? It's a trick, I'm getting you know. We ever see a woman, you're like, Oh, she's so beautiful. I on a killer so no one else can have. Yeah, we all are we doing it? So this guy, he's on my side. I got power to you. Brother. Men, men's thoughts are worse than their actions, and that should be a comfort. Yea, that should be

a comfort. Oh my god. Okay, So Aunt Annie Annie, you just did like a little faux you know, Joe curtsy or like a little like like a little shell read dead. Right now, chivalry is so dead that it's going back into the cycle of like super hard chivalry. Like first, what's the feminine nasis? Don't want you to open the elevator door for them? Okay, they don't scream at you if they said, got as nasty? Nasty women

not very nice, very nice? Does that really? Do you think that maybe it's just women should be a little bit nicer ability policy? I think it's just again, when you're so blind and screaming your throat out, you can't see what you're doing to men, and men have it bad too. I hope you how so that well they just do. I mean, it's it's just so hard to take all that abuse. Okay, you know what I mean? And and and that's what my classes are all about. I wish more, I wish more women women took my

classes and they could truly see how they're behaving. Lot, are there a lot of gay men and rolling in the class? Well? I have one. Can you take the class? Where are you teaching this class? Yeah? We have w every Sunday. We we started around eleven am. We tossed back some bruise, we tossed bean bags, We toss anything you throw out there, and we just we we rehash these scenarios, improvised scenarios on how on ways that we can improve communication between men and women. Can I see

a question? Are you in a relationship? Yes? I am okay, okay? What are they like? What is your partner like? They them? How about he? I forgot about it? Remember remember remember when he and she was okay? I cannot all right, said Annie, I think we've all we're already learning. It's like it feels like you're already spreading your teachings. Oh my god, And that's beautiful. That's beautiful. And Annie, would you please join us in singing? But I don't think so, honey.

National anthem. We're not a nation, but we do have a national anthem, just to kick things off. Annie, Um, I think, thank you so much. We sent you the lyrics, so I think we can all just pull them up and then sing together. If my phone you can just read off when you feel there are things in this world that you hate. When you feel there are things you don't like, when you think, you speak out and your nie to shout and you say whatever you lie, I don't think so, honey, Base so shot, so bitch,

I don't think so. I don't think so, child, I don't think so big Wow. Sign ups in the back corner on there, you'd like to thank my class. She keep America great again, Keep America great again. Hagga, keep American grad again. Everybody. That was Andy Donneley, last Culture Recess Icon Award winner Annie Donneley. She joins Pat Reagan as a lost Coulture resays I kind of war winner, and Pat Regan was so upset about that he refused

to show up tonight. That's true, all right, I think we can we can kick things off with some I don't think so, honey. I think we're ready. You guys ready, Okay, So I think what's first gonna happen is Bowen. It's Bowen's turn to demo or prepared, I don't think, Sonny. And then I'm gonna go up and show everyone in the troll bull and so basically, you guys, everyone has an option. Tonight we have fifty comedians stage and they have either prepared and I don't think so many topic

or they can reach into the animals. Is that am I using that word? Right? Yeah? Well, I don't know my words, But I do know my heart and that's the most important thing. Thank you, babe, I love you. Um, so you know what happened. Um, we lost the bowl that we call So we have a glass blown we were for hours. We made um and it's filled with troll bull topics. Now, these topics are designed to fuck people up. They should be hard to go negative on. Yes, yes.

Past examples have included Sasha Milio, Obama, Julie Andrew d Um Yes, uh, the Women of Broadway. Yeah, things of that sort. So we've got a lot of really good ones in here, and I'm gonna demo that in just a second. But it's time for bow and Yang to take the mic and prepared. I don't think so many about let's go give it up your hosts. This one's, this one's we'll see all right, Okay, here we go. So this is Bowen Yang's. I don't think so, honey, and his time starts now, I don't think so, honey.

America's crumbling infrastructure, Oh no no, no, We're not gonna have pedestrian bridges collapse and kill people. No, no, no, I want at least five hundred billion dollars in spending for our train tracks, for our highways, for our airplanes. Honey, I don't ever want to wait two more hours on the tarmac because fucking Mitch McConnell didn't want to do something. Oh bitch, I better never be on a derailed AM track or else. I wall's stream before I save everybody's ass,

America's infrastructure. You're busted. You. I need you to go call your congress person and demands more spending on it. For a structure five seconds, do better. That's do better, do better. That was bowling eyes. I don't think so, honey. Everybody, okay, I am nervous. Oh no, no, no, give it up for Matt Rogers my co house. Do you like the ensemble Mariah carry, thank you? Okay, Matt, I think we have something for you. Okay, here we go. Oh wow um new co anchor of The Today Show Hoda Codda

and her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Holda copy. If they wanted you, you would have gotten the job. Listen, Men's right activists. It doesn't stop at any Dolly, Honey, bring back Matt loud No, I'm just kidding. Hold on, listen. I love you, but you were next to Savannah, you got to up your game. It's rule up coaching number thirteen. When you are next to Savannah, you gotta up your game. Savannah got three serving you hair,

serving you direct camera address game. You are too colloquial. You are trying to be too much our friend. I want journalism, honey, Hoda copy. Let someone else drink with Kathelee if you're gonna move to the nine am hour. I feel like we need to be spreading the wealth, not giving all the wealth to Hodah. That is feminism, more money for all women. Right, five seconds and there's one more thing, Hoda copy, go on the view because we need to get Megan the Cane out. I'm just waits.

I actually like Megan the Cane now, no no no no no no no, no, no no no. I was famously pro Jenna Diabela and a time Megan McCain. But I feel like I've fallen down many Megan McCain wormholes, and I like her as a person, even though I think she's disguided, and that's on us hard to shut the funk up. Do you guys remember when Megan McCall wrote for The Daily Beast and was a fucking and sufferable piece of ship like she's always been. Yeah, I do,

and she sucks on the view. Thanks all right, everyone, please welcome Megan McCall. Megan No, oh my god, that would be the dag. I would, I would, I would, I would like pay my respects to Megan McCain. I really want her on the show. Guys, are you ready for our first group of the night. Oh my god. We're bringing people out in groups to five as always, and this first group is a doozy. Please give it up dousy. Oh wait, we just say we've named every group. Yes, now,

this first group is called Amazing Thunder. Please welcome Luken Zala, Chelsea Davison, You, Dora Peterson, Joanna Raka, and Magan O'Neill. Yes, Amazing sun Nerve brought to the stage tonight. Yes, curtsy, I'm through in the's midwinter late winter fashion. Hey, staying warm, staying stylish? All right. First out to the mic is Luganza Wed. Yes, remove put on the culture. Everyone has the option of wearing the culture hat or not if hats aren't your thing. Respect, But how does this stay

look at that? He knew exactly how to put it all. Who is it gonna be pre selected or trouball? Oh he has got something tell him in the mic. Here we go, listen. I don't think so, honey, and his time starts now. I don't think so honey. Diversity bitch, excuse me? Okay, who is diversity for not me? Okay? What am I being included in? And who's doing the including white people? Okay, bitch, I am not interested in the seat at the table. I want the table. I

want the dining room, I want the house. I don't think so, honey. Okay. I am sick and tired these white people liking diverse shows like they know that these are real minorities talking. They don't talk like that those a white writer. I want people of color show runners. I want executives. I want I want, I want it all. Okay, do you know what I want? I want you to back up. I want you. I want white people to disappear for fifteen and twenty years seconds off catch up.

Trixie Mattel is white supremacy tricks But no, no, no, no, you say in two seconds what it is? Tricksie Mattel is white supremacy is a great blackout I'm done with her. We should say Trixie Mattel is of Native American descent. That is technically true. But but but sure, but yeah, yeah, alright, please welcome to my Chelsea Davison. It's Chelsea, Chelsea. Chelsea pitched a few topics. Do you are you gonna go?

Pre selectorna prelected? It's going to be I had a lot of options of things I hate, Okay, Chelsea Davison's I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Girls who claim to be witches, I'm looking at you, every single fucking woman in l A. What. No, you're not a witch. You just want to be quirky and you're too cheap, cheap to buy a ukulele. Okay, sorry, get some overalls, bitch. I don't think so, honey. You're a little fucking covin. Okay, it's you and your girlfriend's

hanging out drinking wine. You're not, which is your basic bitches, Okay, what do you even do? You light some candles, you burn some sade, or you casting a spell that makes you smell like a bath and body work. I don't know. I don't think so honey, your crystals, okay, you're shitty fucking crystals. Look, if they're not magic, they're just fucking rocks. Okay, if you really want to buy crystal, at least meth gets you high. I don't think so, honey. You guys

aren't witches. If you really want to be quirky and original, get some fucking bangs. Okay, quirky girls. Everyone, please welcome your door, Peterson. Yes, yes, yes, yes, run away ready, New York Fashion Week, come on, thank you, thank you so much. Dora. Is it going to be pre selected or trouball pre selected? Please? Okay, this is you, Dora Peterson's I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey. The Zodiac killer, what murder

is a legal? Honey? You can't kill people? If people I would like to kill, but I don't do it, honey, Are you kidding? You broke the law? Honey, you are a dirty little outlaw. Honey. And what so many? What the heck was with those cryptic let us? He said to the thirdays, what the funk was that? The symbols? It's a bad letter. Let us need an alphabet. They start with dear so and so that they end with

warm regards and you signed your name. Oh my god, and because of mother, because there's too much true crime media. I thank god every god damn day that podcast exists. When you're running around trying to kill people, if you're out there, you're so alive, don't stay with me, and I'm scared of you. Okay, thank you Peterson. Everyone, it's time for Johanna Rothkop. Give it up on the jacket, Come on, cheese, absolutely, Joanna. Is it gonna be pre selected?

You're holding a phone. I think it's gonna be pre selected, pre selected. It's all right, Joanna Rothcops. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who like books like, First of all, that's a very cool brag that you know how to read. I think most of us up here also know how to read. But also it's just it's so fucking vague. It's like saying I like food, I like nature, I like television, which people also saying I don't think so honey to

them either. Also, think of books that there are. There's the Bible, there's a dictionary, there's mine, comp you know you see like a girl in Instagram, like sitting at a coffee shop like hashtag perfect Saturday, my latte and mind comp and also think and think who writes books? Bill O'Reilly Hitler, as I said, Real Housewife of New Jersey and former Current fell and Teresa Judais. One but books, sorry,

including four cookbooks. It's I'd be more specific, bitch, Walter Joe her books here on last cultures us burn them all. I've only read eight books in my entire elf. That's that not a that is well documented. Please welcome megant on me. Come on, so yes, it's a cap come on, sweater super villain, sweater cape, supervillainvilla and I don't know, keep clapping. I could really never get enough the shoes to gonna be pre selected or trouball. It's going to

be pre selected because I have no natural enemies. I had to invent one. Oh, I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Black Mirror on Netflix. Listen, folks, if you're anything like me, you watched the first episode and thought, finally a show for me, a show about pig fucking. But then do you think they brought the pig fucking bath. I don't think so, honey. And I watched a second episode and talk, great, some kind of fucked up talent show talent could be

fucking a pig, but I don't think so, honey. Start episode. There's a fucking contact with all your memories in it. And I thought, great, a memory of a guy fucking himself a pig back? What should they do it? Don't like so, honey. John Draper was on an episode. I thought, great, I'm gonna watch John Draper fuck up pig. What do you think that? And when I say I, you say, don't think so, honey, honey, bring back the pig fucking the morning. Give you this girl amazing fucking her Peterseral

Megan on me, Oh my god, tasting. We don't have to a rocking start bowing artside. I would say so as well. Energy is sick with everyone wanting to fund pigs. Yeah, never give it up. For our next group. This group is called Headlines. Headlines Welcome to the stage, Aaron Market, welcome, Basic, all of our heavy, blunt, don't say slow Headlines Lights, Oh my god, this is this is an all star group. This is very fum. Okay, first to the mic. Is

gonna be ms? Aaron Marky, Yes, got the book, shut the book, got the book eron, all right, So here's the book. Respect, respect, tom cat um Aaron. Is it going to be pre selected or trouble? You've got a notebook? I see, I'm on the My god, don't although it was in her, it was in her mind. Ye, this is trust your journal, Trust, trust your journal, Aaron Marky's. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey. Celebrities who denied the lesbian

rumors circulating about. Yes, I am talking to you, Kendall Jenner. You come from a long lineage of deniers, Whitney Houston, Dolly Parton, Janelle Monet. Why would you want to act, honey like that isn't the most special thing you could be a part of, or Sweetie, is drying it a part of the ritual? I don't think so, honey, Kendall Jenner. If you think you are not the Leah Delaria of the Kardashian family, guy, then you're fucking dead wrong. And if you're ashamed of that, then I cannot respect you

as a Victoria's secret angel seconds. I don't think so, honey. Game men who act like they have never seen or know what a vagina is. That was your fucking first memory, you motherfuckerium pray, thank you, unbelievable. You know that's actually really culture number sixty seven cancel. General is the lea of the Kardashians market. Now, please welcome Matt Wilkins. Yes he's swapping hat, come on rocket, yes, fashion, Okay, So do we think yes? Do we think this is a

pre selected topic? Are we doing the trollball? I think plection? This is Matt Wilkes is. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Paper straws as a substitute or plastic straw honey. I go to a coffee shop every morning for my fucking cold brew coffee, and they switched out the plastic straws with paper straws, and coffee drinking has become a living health scape nightmare. Sucking on a paper straw it's like sucking

on a wet diaper. It tastes like a standardized tests. I would rather have my thrount swabbed for gonnarea. I can't repeatedly then suck anything, got a paper strong, thank you? Welcome. You know what it does. It feels so funk up on your bad It feels sound up on your mouth. It's bleach baby, Oh my god. Next up, please welcome Isaac Oliverac. He's been booked on the show three times. He finally made it. Isaac Oliver et, Wow, what is

it gonna be? Trollball or pre selected? Pre selected? Scared to the tall tonight, honey, I's we're edging, We're dging for the troll ball. I'm scared of a minute. Uh, this is Isaac Oliver's. I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Wedding reception playlists without any slow songs. You fucking monsters. We flew here, we gave you gifts. You're the only people who get to stand close and sway. It's a fucking wedding, not

a spin class. We're exhausted, my god. Don't you think we'd like to get a little close to each other once in a while. I don't want to be close to anyone. I need weddings for this seconds. I can't patrol the room with prosecco and go melancholy at like eleven thirty to uptown Funk five seconds, play a slow song. That's what it is. Minute Isaac Oh, I get scared of the slow song because there's an expectation that you

need to get up there and get close. But then until until he got to the melancholy a part of just like walking around with a glass of something amazing. Guys, welcome to the stage. Any block to the mic, I mean to the mic. She doesn't know this, but one time I waited on her at Brooklyn Crab Wait. Iconic Flats, Iconic, thank you, thank you. I'm not proud of this outfit. We feel like it's great and is going to be pre selected or trolls got to rage in my sister.

Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Comic book movies, I am not watching any more three hour movies about happy meal toys fighting on a rock. I think we need reparations for women who have had to sit through those movies against their well. I want some movies that are just as stupid as those, but about our stupid interests. I want a movie that's just two and a half hours of Rachel McAdams trying on blouses is I guess because there are a lot of plasses out there, she

looks good at all of them. Just be her pulling back the dressing room curtain doing what do you think? The movie is called what do you Think? And if that doesn't do it for you, how about this three hours of Kathy Baits chopping wood because it's a ride with wonder woman, the like, here's a strong woman. No, we need Kathy Baits preparing for winter. For second? About back behind the cabin just swinging an axe and a nightgown.

And the movie is called Yeah, that's any blond everybody, I'm believe I would go see what do you think? What do you think? I'm gonna go see that's gorgeous everyone. Here we go, Here we go. Duels say, slow, oh my god, this lot. Get a load of it. Okay, yes, take it in, take it in. Don't say I get in listen. Are we doing a pre selected topic or are we going into the reaches of the troll ball Sloan story. Let's see what happens. Okay, here we go.

Your I don't think so, honey. Topic is having a baby. You're time starting to us. I don't think so, honey, me not having a kid right now, Okay, I'm thirty four years old. Do not tell my fucking manager. I am fucking riddy. I have been leaguing since the age of the Left. And where is this fucking baby? Every fucking Monday I have to sleep very carefully not to destroy my pillowtop mattress. Where the fund is this baby?

As I have looked like a mother of three since the agents and take the show Ferry that body, body body said, the Clinton's line office, where is this Bobby seconds I walked around the city. The mark with jee pitties has to come in jeez, because Jesus loved me five seconds. Where is the Jewish man to get me

knocked up with beautiful kids? Where is it? And that someone cut off this baby giving up for headlines headline Aaron Market and well guys like Oliver Plotting, It'll say, slow you all, I mean that was severe severe up in here. Okay everyone, this group is called okay, cut everyone, please welcome, say a Sherman, Ruby carp give it up for les a trigger all Bro and Carolina Theresa come on you Oh wow wow water group okank you bank

you guys, please welcome to the mic. Sah Sherman. Yes, okay, Sarah, oh, I love you entomb. This is give me color Ballalla alright, So are we doing a pre selected topic or the troll ball? We are doing a pre selected topic. Here we go, then here we go, Sarah Sherman, this is your I don't think so, honey, and your time will begin now. I don't think so, honey. People who say you can't kiss babies on the mouth, Okay, I don't think so, honey. You can get the baby on the mouth.

You can give the baby on the head. You can get the baby on the feet, You can be in the baby belly. You can get a baby give me a body part. You can get the baby on the eyeball. You can give us that baby anywhere. Honestly, babies don't even have mouths, if you think about it, a baby body just a bag of down, you know. Baby. Honestly, when you kiss a baby anywhere on the body, you're basically kissing its mouth because it's so small and your mate face is so big that you're basically kissing a

baby on the mouth. Anytime you're getting baby, you can't kiss a baby on your mouth on the mouth, raise your hands second. Okay, Well, like I'm I feel like we're vulgarizing the love language. I'm kissing of the moth, which is sort of like a friend gesture. Okay, you can kiss a baby on the mouth. World Peace starts with kissing a baby on the mouth. That woman and there are shirt. The conversation about world piece, y'all starts with the mouth starts with the mouth. Oh my gosh. Okay,

please welcome and wonder who before? Okay, Miss Ruby, what do we think? Are we doing a pre selected topic or troll ball? You're doing a pre selected topic. This is Ruby Carbs. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Teenage boy, I'm sorry. They all want you to be their mom. Oh, I'm sorry, you're dead. That's why you have depression. News flash, we all have daddy issues. And find me the Queen's to have your mom's undercook chicken. What would I throw the

Queen's for you? Your favorite movies The Godfather have original just like every other white boy on the Upper West Side. I'm Sam, We're best after ever. Right to click press movie ever, what where did that come from? And you know nothing about movies because you've seen West Anderson one and they all stop skateboarding. You are living off of your mom trust fund. Stop asking me for dudes because you're too scared to see my body in person. Why would you invite to your house when your mom is

my second I do not think so, honey. Fucking teenage boys, and give Ruby park without for Ruby Carkfurt for being part of the school walk out on wednesdayes hell, yeah, so walk out on Wednesday? Fuck yeah? All right, everyone gird your Lawrence. It's time for Lisa training. Yes, oh Lisa, Lisa, the hat is working on you. Look at that show. I'm doing a pre select, Lisa. This is your I don't think so, honey. This is the moment and your

time starts now. Okay. People that don't live on the coast Sernace City, you do not get an equal vote. I don't think so. He No, our American Eagle jeans the best you can buy? Half a vote? Half what happen? Do you think Kona Girl has good sushi? Half a vote? Are you in Wyoming? You don't get to vote? Pack up off our lives. What are you trying to save? There's nothing. It's strip malls and Applebee's. You're disgusting. I travel, I travel. I went to Corpus Christi, Texas. Their water

was poison. Okay. I went to Tolsa, Oklahoma. Guess what their number one tourist attraction. A hole in the middle of town. They don't know how deep it goes. You don't have a missions art restaurant or in our music. You don't fucking vote. Our food is better, we see better things. You're losers. I don't want to pretend we're equal. Get out of my town. Where tregor Honestly, that's a great platform. Will Lie's a run. We have to start asking that question. Here we go. Give it up her,

Miss Ali Brown. Come on, Ali Brown Hall, come Brown Shoes. I like him coming. Okay, here we go, you Ali, Yes, is this a troll bow moment or a pre select the moment? You guys? I gotta blowout so we're sure she are doing a troll ball? Yeah, we all gonna blowout. You do a troll ball because I think you're gonna troll you better get a blowout. I saw a lot of blow ups backstage. We'll see here. Okay, okay, okay, Ali, Yes, your troll bowl. Topic is a piano, the instrument of

a piano, and you're time starts down. I don't think so honey piano taking your back. I'm mate, you're sold. I'm in Mrs Lewandowski's living room. She's teaching me how to play. Guest is not doing well, Ali Brown. In case you're consumed, guest is on stage right now, Ali Brown, I got big hands. Guess you can't play piano. That's monkey right here, because once you get passed, don't right me. You've got to play one little thing with your left hand and another thing with your riders like that. I

like stability. I am a broad dr forest parents, listen up, piano. You take your grand dass and you find a warehouse sing as you have no room in my life or in my heart. You know why because as I mentioned before to forest parents, which means smaller houses but separate five so ERDs. I don't think so honey, piano, but I do think so honey, Cassio keyboards. Thank you a trouball. Oh yeah, that is how you undo. It is time store on the stage. Carolina, Teresa, come on. Yes, yes, yes, yes,

see the daddy shoot. Shoot, Oh my god, Carolina, what's gonna be pre selected or trouball? I'm going bowl. Okay, I'll pick for you. I'll pick for you. Here we go, all right, so let's task. Wow, it's getting brave up in here. Oh my god, my god, oh my god. Okay, Carolina, your trouball topic is the Obama's National Gallery portraits that they have done. You have to go. Your time starts now. I'm fools whenever you're ready. No, look, Clay, honey, Obamas

artistic porch or whatever he said. Okay, I don't think so, honey. The portrait wasn't beautifully enough. But it wasn't artistic enough, Michelle. Obama's eyebrows did not put a shutter into my soul. Don't they did not? Okay? Obama didn't look like a daddy. Here looks like a daddy. Obama didn't made me want to just take off all my clothes around it some honey, And but the wide open No, we didn't know we did it. How do I? Dare you? Based black? Dare you based on the boat? Damn Ba's not read go

not amazing? How got hit it? Wiley Hyde, Wiley, You're not gonna stroll up in hair and paint the beautiful as bards in the old Bama. I think maybe the whole my parents raised me not to bet up. Give it up for okay, Cue Dan Sherman, Ruby Carr, lead the Trager, Ali Brown and Carolina Teresa. Yes. Wow, a lot of excitement in the room. This next category is leggendary children. Legendary children, Please give it up for Nathan

Leeue Graham. There you go, Come on, come on, n from Michel to Swords, Please give it up for Ellian Glazzer, Shanovia Large and miss Aps my own. Come on. Legendary children, mom, legendary Nathan, you get ready for this? Well you welcome, Welcome him, Welcome him, respect, the presence of greatness, In the presence of greatness, the presence of greatness. Look at the outfit. Come on, look at please the charcoal. This is on money, Nathan. Is it going to be pre

selected or trollable? You want to check the monitor? Hello? Yeah, yeah, we can hear you. All right now, all right, so we're doing are something? Okay? Alright, this is Nathan Lee Graham's I don't think something. God, you guys look so amazing. You know, pink is in. That's rule of culture fourteen. Pink is in, and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Walking down the god damn side walk listen. I got three words for you, A breast fall back.

When my single lass is walking down. In your couple of lasses coming down, one of you needs to paul back. You cannot. You cannot walk thirty seconds and the person on the inside is the one that needs to fall back. You can keep talking. Sound travels ask a scientist. I'm famous. Get the funk out of my way. A bit stiff to do, black bitch, hash ship turn out five seconds finished off, get out. That's one. That's Oh my god. I thank god. I thank god. They've got every day.

They got every day. Everyone. Michelle desmar led to go, come Michelle, Yes, here we go, baby, Michelle. Is it gonna be pre selected or troll ball pre select? Just words? I don't think so many of her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Posh Spice isn't going on tour, no bitch. But the Spice girls lied to us, and it is time that we all accept that them bitches sold off the merchandise. They said friendship is forever. They fucking lied. They did not even stay friends. Every single

one of them bitches were back. They fucking got cheated on, They got publicly humiliated, they got beaten up by Laskin men, and then they went back to their husband's. A woman of color only recently being able to wear leopard print without being heckled by peoples. Spice, you took out your boom, implu, then you entered fashion and we all accepted it. So I don't think so, honey, You bitch are going on tour. She should go on tour. She shot? Is she doing?

What else? Is she doing? Her skinny ass? Okay, guys, welcome Elliott Glazer. Love him Elliott? What's it gonna be? Appreciate? And I thought they could go either way? Plect Okay, so Elliott your I don't think so, honey, time begins. Okay, I don't think so, honey. Gay guys who post thirst traps with the hashtag I miss summer, Bring back Summer. It's coming. Summer is coming back. If you want to show me your pubs, show me your pubs. If you want to show me a gym pick, show me a

gym pick. I don't care about the seasons. You don't care about the fucking seasons. Just just just show me your butt. That's fine, but it's fine. I don't care about summer. If you care about summer, I don't care about summer. I don't need fifteen. It's just it's that simple. Nobody cares about the seasons. We're not children. We children care about summer. You're a gay adult man. Put a shirt on or take it off, but stop talking about summer. And that's what stopping gay man. Stop it, gay man,

show us her body and shut the funk up. Oh my god, Okay, it is time for Chanovia Large No be classic champion sweatshirt. Come on me, alright, So what do we think we do? Yeah, I'm going shoa largest. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, all right, I don't think so honey. The fifty Shades of Great franchise, We're gonna be more specific. I don't think so, honey.

My raggedy ass roommate who saw the movie one time and decided, Okay, I think I'm into B D s M now, Like no, I think it doesn't work that way. She saw the movie once, got on okay cuping and found this musty ass dirty dick b D s M bay and they've been practicing it in our apartment. I can't fucking sleep. Okay, all right, let me be claire. I have no problems with the b D s M community. Okay, you guys know what you want. You asked for, and I'm here for that. You need to be robbed up

in the bedroom to get get off. I support you. But my problem is when you start breaking bed frames and busting holes in the walls at random hours of the night when I'm trying to sleep in the room that I pay rent for. I shouldn't. I should be able to do that. Okay, I've been woken up to the sounds of weird sex noises where I don't know if you're enjoying yourself. Are you scared for your life? Handcuffs,

breaking headboards, banging against the wall that we share. Bit, you don't live alone, Okaya, rent here, I should be able to sleep. She rent here, Let her sleep her sleep. If she pays rent, she better be able to sleep. Novices give it up for acts, man, Let's go home to god things. Honestly, I have to sign my sources. It takes a village. This was gifted to me about Gottalina right there on the left, the village, Bish, and

I love you that support. All right, listen, are we doing a pre selected prelected This is x my os. I don't think so, honey, her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. White motherfucker's who ain seeing black panther? Let me tell you, stepthing. Are you bad because you're just see yourself represented when that was the white motherfucker that was called upon when needed. That's what y'all aast

is here for. Don't talk to me about it, Alan, I literally come and see why people are like Hi, Can I order a cafe and tell you like the reason I haven't seen back panthers because it's like I didn't see it's that motherfucking guilt. Bish, You know your ash, You see that it seem that these beautiful black people it's just elevates. It's sally and our hair is beautiful even when it gets wet. Goddamn. I want to be in that universe. White people, everybody right now, go to

bandego and just buy it ticking. We've already beat toy story. What do you allen? Stuff by Dick? But black your fuck you? Okay, seconds, okay in the last night, I wanna say gold see Black Panther. That's what forever, that's one minute. Yes, it's the best movie. That's the most amazing. For the legendary children. Natana Swart, Elliott Glancer, be a large and ask now, oh boy, how are you feeling? You're feeling hot? Everyone's feeling good. We got one more

group here, y'all your fucking world. These are the boys and the band. We got our two straight boys in the entire show with some amazing drag performers. Give it up for John true Bread, get it up for a pearl, Then give it up for jan Sports, give it up for roads Day and Missa. Come for guys. Oh my god, what a tableau. Yes, we love this tableau. Looking the Spice girls. These are the Spice girls right there, John

true Bridge, John, it's time get up John Troubridge. Everybody looking cute in a hat about to look gorgeous and another hat. All right, So John, here's the thing. We give you, guys an option and it's for tropell Or priest like the topic, so I wonder what you'll choose. I have to come here, braver even to choose the trouble. Absolutely straight thoughts say straight here, we gotta listen, bitch your I don't think so onny. Topic is Count Dracula and starts now. I don't think so, Count Dracula. Um.

People are supposed to fucking die. Okay, people are supposed to die eventually. Okay. You can't just walk around all day like you know. I was here when the fucking Revolutionary War happened. Good, suck my dick, Count Tracula, Suck my fucking dick, Count Dracula. And you're not just gonna suck my blood. I don't know why. Like vampires think they can seduce me, I'm not gonna fuck a vampire and your pale ship. You have sharp bass teeth. You're

horrible to fucking be around already. Second, your your houses are dank and dark and hard to get to. I gotta drive up a fucking mountain to your bitchipond. You think I'm just gonna go up to your fucking mansion to let you turn me into one of you cooks. No, fuck you, Count Dracula. I'm gonna die when I'm fifty five like everybody else here. That's right, Trouball. I love it. You look at him and that stuff. We have a stud as look at you go. I love your shoes. Ash.

What's gonna be pre selected or Trouball. Let's let's do the ball alright, So you're you're I don't think so, honey. Trouball topic is Leah Remedy's book, Leah Remedy's book called Troublemaker, about the trials of her time. I'm in scientology and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Leah Remedies book. I've already had to watch you in a movie, a bunch of TV shows, and now I have to read something you wrote. We get it. You had a

really hard time. You're not covering any new grounds. If you want to write a book, Lea Remedy, choose a topic that hasn't been done to death by an HBO documentary you a thousand times. I'm gonna be honestly a remedies book. I don't totally know much about you, Lea Remedies book, but here's the thing. Don't be a remedies book. If you want to name yourself troublemaker, maybe make some trouble. Seems to me like you're just pandering to a bunch

of people already agree with you. That's not making trouble with a remedies book. That's just called shooting down the middle. Ye your pearl man, Your pearlman, he really gave a tour. Wow. Absolutely, Okay, here we go. It is time for miss Jan Sports. Yes, Jan Dan, my god, Hea, hello Joanne, we're here, both here, both Joanne? Listen. Okay, are we doing a pre selected topic or the troll ball? We're gonna do? Pre select? Absolutely, this is Jan Sports. I don't think so, honey, and

her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Actors who refer to the first day of rehearsal as their first motherfucking day of school. Baby, my name is Jan Sports. I am a singer, I am a drag queen. I'm not not a dancer. I'm a dreamer. And I'm a former actor. Okay, i am a former actor. Because of these fucking idiots who say that their first day of school is rehearsal. There is a word that is meant

for the theater, and it is called rehearsal. I think I think a fucking status about this at least once a month, and sometime it's like, but you, nobody, it's okay, because like if the first same school were meeting new people and I'm like, yes, it's called rehearsal. You dumbass. You are not getting your seconds. You are not getting your degree from your non equity production of Oklahoma out

in bum fuck Illinois. Okay, now, everybody excuse me to fucking go to my rehearsal from my non equity tour of Junie B. Jones Dance Sports Chan Sport Fantastic. It is tired. You want to take a big old fucking sip of Rose Rose, Yes, Rose, come through. What's gonna be Rose? We think, what do we think? I'm really attempted by the bull, but I don't think I'm gonna do it. Fuck you guys. I want to do my pre selected topic. I have some respect for the priest selection.

This is Rose's. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't fucking think so, honey. Horoscopes. Look, look, I am a really fucking spiritual bitch. Okay, my bed is covered with crystals. I almost burnt my apartment down with sage when I was trying to clear the energy when my Christian roommate moved out. And my favorite movie,

my favorite movie is Paranormal Activity. To love that movie, I do not fucking love when somebody starts a conversation with me and they say, um something, to which I respond, I was born in Dallas, but I they stopped me. What's your fucking sign like right now? Tell me? Okay, it's a Gemini? Oh aries, bitch, Let me tell you something. There are three things you need to know about me. I'm a top to bottom sometimes I make all of

my income dressing as a woman. And I have a rash on my arm that the doctor said was ring warm. It turns out the next it's gonna get better soon. Okay, but listen, we are not going to be best friends because you're a fucking triple virgo. I'm gonna fucking hate your motherfucking asked regardless, I don't think so. And finally, and now everyone take a dive into laguna. Yes god, oh my god, alright, love going to stick that rose left on the mic? I love it. What do we

think are we doing pre slight under the laguna? Boz. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Don't touch my fucking hair. Listen. If you want to take a picture with me, I love that. Just don't don't put your neck your fingers around my hair. Okay if you If you want to see my beard, a surefire way to do it is press yours against mine. Okay. Um. And now the next one is I love it when a gay man a sassy one who gets really excited and I am super nervous.

I'm excited. And the best one is a it's a drunk girl who's like, oh my god, you're so pretty. Wait, you're a man. Why is your makeup more beautiful than mine? Wait? Can I touch it? Wait? No, bitch, my entire hair do is more expensive than your entire closet from Urban Outfitters. Second, it's like Christina Aguilera says, but I never touched Okay, unless you're Ryan Reynolds, because then, bitch, you can tear his hair up. Okay, back, Hi, love me follow me

on Instagram? All right, everyone, so listen, listen. I know that you thought that this first active, I don't make some honey was over, But no, we're gonna tell our streets on stage John Trowbridge and Asher Perlman to fucking scram scrag a street. And now we're gonna be gagged by a performance from Stephanie's child t transport Rose and look going up blue. Let them get information phone, yeah, and then you wanna grab one of the makes over there.

All right, everyone after the performance going to take a quick intermission, but please enjoy this performance from Stepane. I'll be back right after this. Here we got drop me and go around the hole. They pull up in their ubers and they go off with the facts in the bars just to find some top. They go of you,

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these shays's bad. That's a bad wild. We are sure she is. He's a guy said, lum, what what I would wait to by that? He says? Work? What work? What work? What? The city to guy say thank Stephanie child Yeah and tip your tenders by Forever Dog. This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Bahum,

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