Look man, oh I see you. Why and look over there? How is that ul Yes, goodness, Oh my god. Decorum, decorum, decorum, your drinks, get your drinks, Get your drinks. Everyone gets settled back in. We're gonna get to sirt. We're gonna get started again. Holy fucking ship. I'm having a blast. You guys having a good time. I'm so happy to hear that. Oh my god, guys, are we ready for the next half of the show. Yes, here we go, bitch.
All right, everyone, please welcome to the stage. This is these are even more vocalist Natalie Walker, Larry Owens, give it up for Maya, Desh mc calvin too, Millie Tamaras. Here we gonna go. Yes, hitting me everyone uring well, turn out the fashion for the event and I am thankful for it. Alright, First up, we have Natalie Walker microphone that hat. It is Natalie's time now. Natalie explained to everyone. Are we doing a trouble? Are we doing a preest? Like the topic? Guys, I'm angry about too
many things. I gotta do it pre selection. Okay. I love that. I love that. This is Natalie Walkers. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Josh, motherfucking weeding. Listen, you think because we're all mad at a different sad, fat, ginger, bald motherfucker that I forgot about. You know, I never forget it. I never forgive like Sweeney Todd musical theater reference. Speaking of musical theater, Jock Sweeden, your attempts and musical theater
are pits, fucking poor. I could say, Natalie, like, look at the Buffy musical episode. No, that's score is middling at best. John Sweden, you are a fucking unsolicited dick pick with a Rosy the Riveter poster in the background sets. Oh my god, Jo Sweeden, you're much ado if you're doing a Shakespeare adaptation and it's more white than one kind of Brandon dick twenty years ago. I don't think so, honey. That just one minutes, John Sweden is an unsolicited dick
pick with a Rosy either Riveter poster. Dr horrible is bad. It is bad. It's musical theater songwriting crimes. We'll get into it. Who it's in serviceable at best. Okay, here we go, motherfucking Larry, Oh, come on the camo and the Camo crocs. Are you kidding me? You can't hand on the you can't handle the true can't handle alof Okay, oh my god, Larry, we can't tell Larry, is it gonna be pre slouted or okay? Alright, alright, here we go, I got it and here we go. Ready, this is
Larry Owens. What is he gonna do? Okay? This is insane? All right, Larry your I don't think the honey topic is authentic New York pizza and time starts now. I don't think so, honey, authentic New York pizza. I've been to Chicago, I've studied in Chicago. You like that fition, it's gonna be more of a meal, fuck a dollar slice. I know we like to arad asize and fantasize the idea of the city, the carry Bradshaw idea of the city. But that's not like that, bitch. I'm gonna tell you
the fucking truth. When you're fucking hungry and you're going for that fucking dollar slice or that traditional you won't pizza, you don't fucking wish you was in Chicago, bitch, that that fucking dollar pizza was sucking, filling It wasn't fucking panky high train, bright ass ship. Don't think so, honey. My cross band just snaps because I'm like, don't fucking think so, I have my time is out. I want to get home. I mean that that wasn't I don't think so, honey. Yes, h p h get him a
bottle of water. I want to let this go on for god? Are we are we? Okay? Is everyone okay? Let's check in with everybody? How are we? Oh? My god, I'm sorry, but that was that was a troll ball. That was a troll ball. My god, amazing guys. Please welcome to the stage. And now Maya come, yes, yes, oh my god, good stunning, stunning look, oh Maya, what's it gonna be? Bitch on Matt, Okay, here we go? Is my think? So, honey, the country of England, You're all crusty, dusty ass rock in the middle of the
ocean with no natural resources. So what the funk do you need to do? You need to go take your stink legs all around the fucking globe looking for countries that have their shine on. Literally. Your culture team that ships from Sri Lanka formerly Ceylon formerly a colonized places,
your jewels India, Africa, jewels of places, your shugar, the Caribbean. Okay, do you know what if you never colonize anybody, the queen would literally have a crown filled with coal and she'd be drinking dirt out of a cup five seconds. If it had a pussy, it would be a cold, wet shoe. Bie bit, that's one minute, pie bit. That was God. We got a bottle of water. This sharing that bottle of water hydrate. Y'all are hot. I am thoroughly okay. So now we have Calvin kat callin. Yes, yes, yes,
show the fish nets. Oh my god. Look gloves, Oh my god. I love a fingerless glove. Cals trast me. Borderline. I feel borderline. Mad so borderline Calvin, It's gonna be pre selected, or troball can be pre selected. He loves Stamond necklace statements. Stay here we go, Calvin Kato's I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't think so honey. People who go, oh hey, I'm in the neighborhood. Can I just stop by? Ain't ten minutes? I don't think so. Okay. First of all, even though
you know you like that, bitch. I don't know you like that. You can't come over if I'm home, that means i'm home. Okay. I'm not putting on pants. Okay, I'm wearing a T shirt and sucking socks. Okay, I'm donald ducking it. You're not gonna make me put on pants. And I gotta rush and do a shower and I gotta hit the golden like. No, I'm not doing it all for you. That's not happening. Okay. I don't think so. You know I'm home. You know I'm trying to catch up on scandal. You scandal so I can listen to
you drink my Glenn Livitt. I don't think so. I'm not gonna happen okay. And also, I don't think so with your oh, oh my god, I'm just in the neighborhood. Really, get on the arch train and go back to funk home. And that's a long ass journey, go back home. I don't give a ship. I don't give a sure about your statement. I'll give second. Also, I don't think so with this Oh, I'm just in the neighborhood. Really, you're in the neighborhood. Why you're doing on the court and
you didn't invite me to it. Fuck you. I don't think so, that's why. Cal then cow, unbelievable, real, that's real. Guys. Welcome to the stage. Millie Tamara. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes Millie. Now, oh my god, Now explain to us if it's going to be a pre slighted topic or are we going in the troll bow pre selected? Yes, this is Millie Tammers is. I don't think so, honey.
Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Movies that make you follow sexual tension and the whole thing with the will they won't think and at the end you get a little peck, yes, specifically the two thousand and five remake of Pride and Prejudice. Yes, I don't
think so, honey. Okay, you follow Dusty Asked, Kara Nightly and Mr Darcy for two hours and fifteen minutes and then get on that hill and you know what they do, not an embrace, not a French sec but up peck and you know the house is good for Korean dramas, Japanese dramas, Asian dramas to the same ship, but more importantly, mo like bitch parasols conflict with this mom. This is his fucking love. And you know what they do A side hug, bitch, not a French kiss, not a Are
you fucking kidding me? I don't think so, honey, Lina Douneham, this group fire, that's Grip giving up for this gript, Natalie Walking, Marios, My Collie Tamaras Yes, wow, oh my god, are we okay? This is heating up? They were cheated out of a sex scene and Moonlight. Absolutely absolutely. I was literally so horned up at the horn. I was like, are you fucking kidding? And that little sad side hug it was. It was a side hug. It was a side hug. God, the worst guys. Give it up for
your next group. Lane More, Yes, now, Philip Marco John said, Pat Sarah Toomas, yes, oh my god, okay, okay, looks, looks, looks the house down. That's okay. Oh my god, it's okay, it's ok hey. We want to see Lane More at the mind now, Lane, Oh my god, this look, thank you, this is okay. Here we go, this is lanmorees. I don't think so, honey, do you want so? You want to? You?
He knew I came with some ship in my back. Yea, So we are doing a pre selected yes, okay, okay, this is Lane Moore as I don't think so many. There's no need for booing. This is pre selected, this is thought out. This is Land Moore's. I don't think so many her time starts now, all right, I don't think so, honey. When you're already fucking sick and you tell someone and they go, oh, yeah, something's been going around, Nope, nope, I don't think so honey. First of all, you don't
know what I have special ships. I'm fucking like crazy strange. You've very fucking her I hope not for my own a music system, but you don't know. Second of all, where the funk was I? You tell me that's already fucking knee deep in my own sickness. I love a house of weeks and you're like, oh, yeah, everyone has that. You haven't mentioned it. You have not mentioned it. Also, that's like if I fucking fell into a fucking ditch and broke all my fucking legs, and then you're like, oh, yeah,
everyone's been falling in that ditch. Quarius, I got a ditch. I can't deal with this. Also, there's a fucking maleness for everything. You couldn't have put me on this one. I gotta unsubscribe from eighty email less a day, and every time I unsubscribed, every time, every fun time. So I don't think so, fucking honey, tell me I'm sick. Yes, more's one minute. Someone should have mentioned that. Ditch unreal,
thank you, oh my god. And now Philip Marco, yes, you know it's going to be pre select you know, okay, this is Philip Markles. I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. My Republican relatives at Thanksgiving dinner, you have ruined so many family gatherings, and I have been terrified of confrontation my entire life. But do not think I forgot what happened in two
thousand five, the year I came out. When you claim that all those people that died in Indonesia from the tsunami died because they didn't believe in Christ, My sister stood up and said, you can't say that, that's so insensitive, And you said, you're a liberal tark. You don't appreciate people with religious values. How dare you speak to us like that, and then my aunt stood up and said, we all know what this is really about. It's because
Phillips gay and no one's talking about it. And I stood up and I walked over to the piano and I played Claire Toulon how I knew how to deal with the situation. But I don't think so, honey, never, I can't. I am going to confront you on your racist, homophobic missagers bullshit, and I'm going to be kind and nice and try and get you to think about your your question, your own beliefs, and the entire time I'm gonna be thinking my head. I don't think so unbelievable
when in doubt, play cla yes, now try out? Yes, yes, say I'm not ready alright, we got trust a little bit for you. Alright, So listen, are we doing a pre slet that? Are were doing a troll ball? Were on that planned parenthood? That pre pre alright, ship, here we go. This is something that happened to me yesterday. I don't think so pitbull Alright. I saw a pimpull yesterday at the Apollo Theater. Alright. I have never seen people in my motherfucking life. I never planned to see
people in my motherfucker life. That's how everywhereest motherfucker is that I saw him against my will at the blackest theater on the planet. We get it, Pimple, you got more jobs than are Jamaican, I understand. And then while we're at it, because fit Harmony came out, I don't think so, honey, Faith Harmony. Alright, there go there alright, because only two of you bitches are useful, so you should change your names to second Harmony. All right, they
all dancing around the stage. Only two of these bitches is doing work. They're posing at the end, breathing all heavier ships if just from a triathlet. What is happening right there? You scooting around the stage like a stripper on a Monday afternoon. All right, find Second I don't think so, honey, Pimple, And I don't think so, honey, Fifth Harmony, Get the funk off? My god? What were they doing at the Apollo? I will say this bow and I'm three named the only useful member of hip
Harmony one to three Normony, Thank you. I don't think somebody the rest of you. What were they doing at the Apollo? Oh? My god? And now coming to the mic is pack ka red bottoms, bloody shoes, bloody shoes. Now, Pat, he doesn't down hecs bloody shoes. Yes, okay, how are we going to do a pre selected topic? Are starts? Now? I don't think so, Honey Ninth Avenue in Hell's Kitchen, USA, bitch. If I want to see every single person I've ever had a flirtatious dialogue with, I'll go on YouTube dot Com.
It'll be a suggested video because I've already watched them. Seeing Lost in the Universe. Up a step, I've already done it. If I want to walk into a human being who is walking out of tag with two g's with their fire Island costume, I will already go to the damn bar. I don't want to be accosted on the street. If I want to see someone going to their e p A with Bernie Vicking Telsey, I will go to the e p A myself. If I want to get my protein knock out from Juice Generation, let
me do it in peace. I live in health kitchen. I do it against my will. Psalms, chapter verse four. I have walked through the shadow of the Valley of Death, that is hell's kitchen bit. But that's one Bernie Telsey has to be dropped at least once, and then yes, he must be brought to justice. Bernie. All right, and now it is time for Sarah Tolam Sarah Sarah. Okay, guys, so what do we think? Sarah? Are we doing a pre slight that? Are we doing the troll ball? I'm
gonna do pre select. Yes, this is Sarah Tomashes. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. All right, Um, I don't think so, honey. Recipe bloggers, Uh, these self absorbed assholes need to be taken down an watch. Nobody has time to read a fucking novella about your buffalo chicken dip the fucking ingredients. All right, I've got you jobs and a dream I'm chasing. I've only got forty minutes to make a meal. I will read your goddamn story while I'm eating my fucking meal about seconds. I
don't think the recipe bloggers. I need to know how to boil an egg. I know I'm in my late thirties and I know how to boil. I should boil an egg. Bay, I'm fucking starving and I need to get to that egg, so shove it up, asshole. Minute seconds. This group Marco's July and Sarah Toma. Oh my god, unreal, and now my girls are coming to this, says the coven.
Here we go, Caitlin bits a guy, Brenant dealings in case so smith Wow, wow wow wow, Okay, yes, yes, yes, And the first two of the mic is Caitlin bits a gay. Here we go. Oh, I love that scarf. It loves you, it loves me, Caitlin. Is it going to be pre selected or trouble? I'm gonna have to speak a pre selected truth. Yes, bits of guys. I
don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Caitlin Jenner And specifically for trying to legitimize Caitlin with a y. I reminder, to those of you that don't know me, my name is Caitlin. There's one legitimate way to spell Caitlin c A I T L I M. Vanity fair. Try to tell me to call her Caitlin. Hitch. You called me Caitlyn. All right. If someone smells Caitlin kay or a y ps at some time in their life, they've contracted herpes from an
Arby's and I'm sorry, that's just the truth. Bitch. You're sixty five years old. I know why you came for us. You're firmly in Brenda Linda Cathy territory. But no, you came for eighties and nineties culture. You came for Caitlin's and you want to look young. And you know how I know it because you know who was the oldest Caitlin before you. It was me, stupid bitching away from you. That's why I'm like, j pretty heart. Oh my god,
here we go. It is time for Lauren Brickman the embroidery. Hello, hello, So what do we think about this? Are we doing a presearch a topic or Trouball? Okay, I want to be honest with you. I wasn't sure what I was gonna do. But then backstage, I prayed to that god that Jonathan Braylock was talking about, and he spoke to me and he said, Matt is begging for more Trouball. So trouball Gods, some people clamoring for trollballs. So here we go. All right, here we go. Oh boy, this
is an icon. Brickman, I don't think so, honey. Topic is Tina Fay, her time starts now, Okay, all right, joon't think so hendy, little miss fusty pants, go fuck yourself, you white count. Let me you something, Tina, ten, I see you, bitch. You don't think you made enough money with mean girls the first time? Turn that ship into a music Oh, that is something I definitely am not
looking forward to. I definitely didn't reorder tickets to and I will never listen to whause we're tending to work out at the gym show lett on miss Cheena day. I want to take a big dump on your chest because you are white trash bullshit. Tina, I don't think so that, My god. The message I was doting was that Lauren will in fact go to see me and girls the day it opened. Yeah, I mean, who are we all? We look, we're all going. We're all going. We're all going. We're all going, and now I'm to
deal it coming up? Yes, Yes, hello, Amanda pre selected her trouball. They'll be doing pre selected Amanda deals. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I don't think so honey. The phrase so what do you do? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know we were in networking. His destination bachelorette. Our first stop was a ghost tour. I don't think so, honey. The only people who ask, so what do you do? Are certain that they are the
best people in the room. Yeah, because when you ask, so what do you do, you're not expecting the person to go, um, I'm Malala. Second, because you don't find that person. No, honey, I don't think so, honey, So what do you do? I will not be defined by the skill set that is currently paying my bills. Honey. Some of us do not identify with how we are categorized by the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Honey, Really, who are to complain about their jobs? Are nurses? I don't
think so, honey. It's one minute, real, give it up, unreal and he's welcome. Susan Casey, Susan Ah, Susan. What's gonna be pre selected or trollball? I have pre selected the ball? A little twist then little okay, okay, this I don't think so, honey. Topic for Susan Casey is Ruth Bader Ginsburg and starts now. I don't think so, honey, Ruth Bader Ginsberg. I think you've made a lot of decisions that, in retrospects were bad. One. I don't know which ones they were, And I don't know if you're
still there. Where were you when the Civil Rights Act happened? I don't know where she was. Where were you when Donald Trump was elected? I don't know where she was. This is a hard word. Bag. Your name is dumb. It feels like mucus in my mouth. If I invited you over, I'd ask you your name, and i'd ask you I'd a fucking give it up, Susan Casey. Honestly, we don't know where she was. That's where she was. But we don't know. And that was masterful, masterful, tul
But I'm gonna be talking about that. We're gonna be asking that question. Where was she really? Where was she? It is time, Brooklyn, It is time for so Smith. Here we go. Yes, Okay, all right? What do we think about this? I think I want the motherfucking trauma. Get it to me. Okay, I am choosing, We've chosen. Okay, Okay, okay, your I don't think so, honey. Topic is gingerbread houses. I think so gingerbread house? Fuck you cookie? Then I can't really eat what is the fucking point of you?
You are such fucking bullshit. It's like if I'm gonna make cookies, I'm gonna eat half of them before they're time. I'm not gonna put them into a fucking house and then putting gum drops on it and they'll look at it, Intail Christmas, fuck you? Ginger red houses. Also, who lives in there? You're telling me gingerbread? And then listen, I don't think so, honey, gingerbread. Then live in bigger fucking houses because my second, because they're made of gingerbread. I
don't fucking think so, honey. Up points the rest of this group. Caleb Bits a guy lord break many daily soon than Casey Sue Smith. Now baby, moving forward, we have our next group. Everybody given up for Ruby mccalliston, pouring Am aguinnessy Miss Sandy Hounyg here we go, Here we go. Look at these Yes, they are making their way out. They have occupied the stage. Ruby we go. My god, alright, Ruby mc collister, here we go. Take the space. Ruby McCollister is gonna be pre selected or trouble?
Oh my, the jacket comes off. The hat goes Ruby. Now yes, okay, California. Ruby is gonna be pre selected or trouble. Okay, this is ruby mccollisters. I don't think so. Okay, now, I don't think so, honey. Boots with really bad silhouettes when they are looks you're looking at them from the side, don't get at me, and you have fucking thigh high boots. You're looking sexiest ship. And I look down and you look like a fucking well, isn't grammic character? Look at
your shoes. Do they have a strong toe? I don't think so, honey. Do they have a strong soul? I don't think so. Fuck do you think shoes are they're about facilhouettes. If it doesn't look good on the motherfucking side, take the shoes off. It doesn't matter what they're made of, it doesn't matter where you got them. If it's not a strong shoe, I'm not gonna take over the world. It's our time, ladies. Get those shoes on. If I be November with a tube sock and a fucking mule,
I don't think so, honey. Shoes with bats so much from the side, that's one minute us. Oh my god, oh my god, we're a long spears choice we're dead and now Courtney McGinnis Cortney, Oh my god boy, what's gonna be a pre selected or trouble? Okay, this is Courtny McGinnis is. I don't think so, honey, her time starts now. I don't think so honey. People who say, how can you like Britney Spears, she doesn't even sing, oh, I'm not to go off. First of all, Brandy Spears
is not even a musician. She's transcended that she's an icon read a fucking bock. All right, Britty Spears is more important than her music. We've all been on a fucking journey with Brittany. Okay. I first saw Britney Spears, of which perform with in sync hit Me Baby, Walmar Side, Thank You. I was eleven years old and I was growing humunk is tip not all. Britney Spears teach me to shake them. She taught me to say, oh, am I being sexy right now, showing it and dude, that
that sex. When Britty was having a breakdown, I moved to New York City, and when Brittney shaved your head, I was like, bitch, I get it. I fucking love Britney Spears. And now I feel Brittany. She has given me an excuse to go to Las Vegas and my fucking gaze. All right, thank you, and that's one party spears, as say bolzony one said, she raised you, raised you a race. You please welcome Alessa, Sun up this fashion. Yes, yes, come on, Alessa. What's it gonna be? Oh my god?
What is it? The bull? Is it? The priest looked it's a pre select Okay, this is a listen to know as. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The bathroom of a heterosexual male apartment, when I'm hovering over the toilet like it's a public restroom because it's so unclean. It looks like thirty people have tripes in there over the evening. Why the bath by the bottom of the shower curtain totally black? Buy a new shower curtain, shower Jesus, I don't think so, honey.
When I'm when my beautiful little feet are walking, are walking barefoot on the floor, and I feel the crumbs, I feel that. Why your sheets gotta be dark brown so your cumb stains are visible by sea? I don't think so honey, the bathroom hell blah blah blah blah blah. Oh my god, wow that black on the bottom of the shower curtain that the Scotsman truth teller. Guys, please welcome to the stage. But Mike sona On Sonia, Um, I am going to be doing a pre selection very well, Sonia, Denise,
I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Hollywood trying to reintroduce Mail Giftson as if he is in the racist S Day's Home to so fuck you? Was there? No one else? Are there? No other older millennial, millennial, no mature mediocre man. Was Jerry still are doing? Is he dead yet? No? Has he ever said the N word or said that all Jews created every or No, he has not. And then someone wants to create a new lethal weapon five? Who
the fuck is asking for that? Please raise your hands like I murder you with my bear fucking hair. No disrespect to Danny Glover, who was a legend, but that movie gently is the best part of that fucking movie franchise, Okay, and all these people like Robert Dannie like forgetting him. He's apologized that she just never apologize, fuck mel Giftson and fuck you if you like one of his movies. The Oh my god, you all wow, And now please
welcome Sandy Sandy. This classic the pattern. This talking about a czeholette. Look at the celette. Oh my god, thank you, Chelsea. But with god, Oh my god, this is Sandy, Honis. I don't think so, no, no, no, no no, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Alright, so what it's okay, this is Sandy Honis. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, I need audience participation. Okay, I don't think so, honey to this. Okay, ready, sweet Caroline, the song is fine as it is. Leave it alone? Are you for real?
Get up, Hobby? Oh my god, is that really the only thing bringing leisure to your life? Thank so, honey. I'm at a wedding and I'm just trying to dance with my friends in Europe in here. Listen. When the Rascal Flats wrote that song, do you think they know exactly they know exactly how many words to put in it? And it starts earlier? Okay, you know the kids and they go set, yeah, they go okay. At the birthday party, it starts young. The kids go happy birthday, Shut the
fuck up. Oh my god. The kids they grow up to say and if your son, if your child says, say you sent him to Autumo. After that's one, Minday, gave it up for this group Room cornyginnd Wow Neil Diamond of the Rascal Flats. When the Rascal Flats wrote that song, they knew exactly how many words they wanted that was. Guys, thank you so much for sticking with us through this entire night. This is the culmination. This is the last group. Everyone, please welcome to the stage.
Caroline Martin, Chelsea Clark, Crandon Scott, Joe, Pasha Vain Blind and you must my Colt wowtarco Is on the stage. Legends, all legends, all truly. First up, Caroline, Caroline mort Legends all Hello, Hello, I'm gonna do pre select that. I love that pre select. Thank you so much, Caroline Mars, I don't think so any Thank you so much. Before I get into it, I want you to know that I identify as an African American woman. Okay, so keep that in mind. I don't think so, honey, lady who.
After I introduced myself, she says, we've already met what Karen, Karen, what? And you know it's coming from a Karen. Okay, all right, Karen. No, I don't remember that conversation you forced me to have at that diabetes commercial. Okay, I don't remember, Karen. I hate you, fucking Aaron. I don't think so, honey, Oh, thank you. Here's another thing about Karen. Karen doesn't deal with racism all the time, you know what I mean? So sometimes you black out on names. Okay, yeah, yeah.
And I think that I'm being brave in a moment when I look at your face and it looks like something I know but not I'm not sure, and I say, you know what, I'm going to put myself out there and say, a girlfriend, my name is Caroline, what's your name? And if you come at me, I'll punch you in the batch. And that's one Caroline, Thank you so much. I hate that approach. Loved. Oh my god, Okay, here we go. I love everyone. Please welcome Chelsea clarw Chelsea Clark, Chelsea.
This look I'm doing pre select Clark's. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, I don't think so, honey, and stay with me. On this the the stuff at Barnes and Noble you can buy that's not books. I know it's a dying industry. I know times are tough. You have to respect yourself more than this calligraphy sets. Fucking We've your own spirit bracelet. Fucking fucking Game of Thrones letter opener. Kill yourself, Kill yourself with that, A golden snitch for
your desk. I love Harry. I love Harry Potter. I love Harry Potter. Barnes and Noble needs to examine its relationship with Harry Potter. Is too much and good dive, good diva everywhere. There have been a bad deal for Barnes and Noble with all of your journals look like props from a movie about an evil journal. Chelsea Clark came throwing water over guys and now two time cancelor on this show. He is finally here. It's red, It's got love. I love this bellow, thank you very much. Um,
I can't stay. I'm sorry, I'm joking. Okay, so I'm doing a pre select. This is b SJ. Honey, A time starts now, I don't think so, Honey, Margot, Robbie, who are you? Where did you come from, and what the fuck are you doing? Tanya Harding should have been played by me. Now. I felt this way before. I have felt this way before with Sarah Paulson and Marcia Clark. But I am will link to admit now that she
did a better job than I didit would have done. However, I've seen the trailer, Margot, I don't know what the hell is going on up there. And if you want to see somebody play a woman terrified of better looking competition, you're looking at her? She right here all right? Five seconds? Oh my god, Well you know what I don't think, so, honey, Margot, Robbie, you ain't Tanya. Tanya. That's what I meant it. Oh my god, beautiful, what a revelation. Thank god. All right, everyone,
please welcome to Tasha Vain Black closed. Each bunny has a little tail, all right, listen, Okay, are doing? What are we doing? The trouble? I'm I guess I'll let the crowd decide. Oh you want troll? Okay? I was going to talk about farting in bed. Okay, Okay, I don't think so, honey. Topic is yeah, volleyball starts now, Okay, I don't think so, honey, volleyball. Okay, you know what, it hurts your rest because if you're a woman with teeny tiny maybe childlike rists, Okay, it's very difficult. On
top of that, who cares about team sports? And more right, I don't think, so, honey, be an individual? Okay, I don't think, so honey. High school all right, don't know where everyone plays volleyball. Let's forget about volleyball post high school. Although I do think if it's a female volleyball sport, I think it's great that women are together. I do think that. But so I guess like, I don't think so volleyball. Also, what are the points? Yeah, I've never
learned about volleyball in my life. You know what, my friend of Lena and her dad, they had difficult times when they got together for the love of volleyball. Okay, So, but I don't think, so, honey, if you don't have daddy issues that you have to work out. And now our evening's closer, everyone, please you must give a warm welcome to Mike Houses, Mike Helton, Mike, Mike. Okay, what's gonna be? So? I had a preselected and then I was going to do slad Bowl. But then while watching
the show, I have a new preselect. Oh my gosh. Okay, okay, okay, okay, give my chance, give him a chance. This is why did you really want this? We want to hear what you have. This is Matt Helton's I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People that shame other people for believing in astrology, Oh the fuck home. You want to know what religion? Religion? Yeah, religion. God created man and woman in earth. What was here before man?
Women in earth? The fucking stars. Okay. If I want to have a moment with my fucking salad on lunch reading about what's gonna happen on Friday, I should be able to have that. Okay. If you don't believe in astrology, you're probably a fucking tourist, and read about it. Your life will get better, I promise. There's an astrologer, Kelly Rosano on YouTube. Literally I follow her day by day by day, and my life is going great right now.
Guess astrology is real. You know why? Because the moon and the universe controls the water, which controls the blood in our bodies. Okay, because We're all magnets and guess what, nothing is real and that's why minute Mike Calton, you guys, you give it up for this group. Caroline Marius, Chelsea Clark, Friend, Scott Jones, Natasha Van Last and Mike Calton. You guys, thank you so much for coming tonight. This has been
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