"I Don't Think So, Honey! 2" LIVE (Part Two)

this back into order. Is everyone excited for someone show? I mean, the lucky thing for us is we now have skittles on the table. We asked one gut damn thing. Now we got our skittles on the table. Okay, so guys, what do we think of that first half? Come on? Who funks with Desposito? Now? I will say fund with Desposito? Did not funk with Desposito until Michelle took me to church. I don't think. I don't think i've heard it in full. Oh it's good? Is it good? It's good? We like? Okay?

Front Row says, yes, I'm down for it. To start this next half off, we have invited a special guest that's going to be coming to the stage right now. Now. This person is last I don't think so, honey, lives lost culture, restous Icon Award winner, and he's about to take the stage and truly show us what an icon is and what a lost cultures that is. He is a lost culture? Is that in heart and in our minds. And he's coming to the stage right now. And his name is Pat again Patrick, the nd guys. Pat is

here and he's gonna do it. I don't think so honey. Now, Pat, do you have a pre selected topic right now? Or would you like to go into the bowl. First of all, I just want to say in my guards, the Icon Award words are so silly and I'm so embarrassed. Um, I'm gonna go with um. I just thought I'm doing this. I'm gonna go with the pre selected, pre selected. He's gonna go free select the topic. This is Pat Regans. I don't think, so, honey, an Icon Award winner because

I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, awards just as it like, I don't think so honey. These young girls, these young girls today coming up. I went on a date recently with him, like a nineteen year old n y U grad boy. And up he was telling me about the amazing year he had. I wasn't having a great year, he said, you know. And and then he was talking about how much he booked, and I was like, congrauns, that's huge. And then his phone buzzed on the table.

He said, he interrupted himself and said, just booked something. These young girls, these young girls all over gay Instagram. These young girls are my gay Instagram feed photos. You might like, We're like, you want to come right now? You know, these young girls on my Instagram. Get off Instagram five seconds. Keep going. I invented being twenty three. That's what I don't think so, honey. I was the first twenty three year old, and I will be the

last twenty three year old. Bitch. I don't think so, honey. The young girl up go your mom's and your dad's and that's why that's that's an Icon Award winner right there. I don't think so, honey. These young girls referring to young gay men. His young girl's coming up. That's so funny, unbelievable. Shall we resume the regular part of the show. Thank you? Here we go our next group is called sand prawn.

Sand prawn prawns you would find in the sand. Give it up for Annie Donley, Yes, yes, yes, Oh my god, the hat, Oh my god, stop everything, this treat to me. Look at how a loop she is. She doesn't care, she doesn't give a funk about being here. Okay, let's keep going. Give it up for Tyler Coats, Tyler, give it Adam gold Man up card again. Yes, give it up for Joel Para Perez. Look at that staff, Oh

my god. And Greg cos attack crag. Oh my god, Annie, you're surrounding this is a good looking and you are drowning in this hunk. This is a treat to her. I love the theater, and she's gonna love taking the mic, Annie an Yes, okay, Hi, yes, chocolate cake and hee's gonna be pre selected or from the bowl, Annie Johnny's. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Matt Rogers and bowing yet, I don't think so. Andy. Why do you think that you get

to tell us about culture? What? I don't think so? Honey? You are you act like you're the only two gay people in the whole world. There are so many other gay people gens Kelly Clarkson, I don't think so, Honey. I don't think so, honey, Matt Rogers, mac Can, I hang out with you. Everybody who hangs out with you gets famous except for you. Oh, I don't think Sony,

I don't think so honey. By Yangney sponsored by Spoke Now Honey sponsored by Warby Parker said by way, Honey, if you want to get fucked, one eight hundred contacts, Honey, one night hundred contacts hunting. I've read that show. I have had it. Oh my god, thanks so honey, if you want to put my voice on your podcast, you better sign me away for honey, because I haven't seen on backstage that a cheap beer. I've had it. That's

one miss. Officially, I have had it, she said. Officially, she read us, I am not famous and bone house glasses and I don't get fun. We have been read. That was I'm sorry. That was a record that clocked in at a record one minute in seven second. We said nothing, said nothing. We let it go. We were two shell shocked, unbelievable us. But please welcome to the stage. Another treat Tyler, Tyler, come here we go bitch. Oh my god. Okay, so Tyler really nice, not being mean

to you. Okay, that's a technicality, all right, here we go. So Tyler, are we doing pre selected? Are we doing the bull? We're doing pre selected? Okay, I got that. I got that. Time starts right now. I don't think so, honey. Everyone who tells me I look like Jesse Tyler Ferguson the last seven fucking years of my life have been a nightmare because none of you are the first person to tell me I fucking no, because I see my

face every jack. I can't go on a Southwest flight and being the fucking b group without someone being like, are you a fucking millionaire? No, I'm on a fucking megabus in the sky behind forty people. I can't go out to a fucking Apple store and buy an overpriced computer without a genius coming up to me and being like, I want to shake your hand. I'm such a fan of what my my amazing cultural criticism online, my tent

underrated web series disappointing gave us friendship doesn't plug. It's because he thinks I look like at five time emmy loser Jesse Tyler fergus five time, Mammy Loser, Jesse Tyler, Ferguson bread to filth. Here tonight Tyler cos unbelievable. Oh my god. Here we go. Moving forward, we have Adam Goldman Cardigan Queen. What do you think, Adam? I think I'm gonna do a pre selected topic. Here we go, Okay, I don't think so, honey. Everything you wake up in

the morning, you go to get on the subway. I don't know if you've noticed. The subway is a literal state of emergency right now. It always feels like some shitty, gritty nightmare flashback from a Lester Steven Spielberg movie. I don't think so, honey, the subway system. You get up, you go to work. You're listening to a podcast on your way to work. It's all blue apron ads. Now, you guys are good though. I don't think so, honey, apron. You go to work. Do you know what an office is.

It's a big hot room where people who don't like each other fart quietly for day, NonStop. Pull out your phone. You find out Donald Trump accidentally blew up the moon. Can't look at that. Go on your lunch break. Where do you go? Where do you go. You go to Chippotle, Queen, I don't think so, honey. You live in New York. Chippotle is dog food and guacamole is I don't think so, honey. What are you a top? You go home on the hell train, You make your blue apron because the podcast

told you too. You curl up in the fetal position in front of West World until eleven thirty pm, when you can take your melotone in, which, by the way, is a placebo. I don't think so, honey. Melatonin is a placebo. It's a joke. Okay, here me go. Wow, he's thoughts. This is a great time to mention that we have two raffles going on tonight. This is true.

A second raffle is through Spoke. If you download the app, you can enter to in a two fifty dollar gift certificate to Chippotle and people who are still afraid of Chippotle, who still stigmatize it. I don't think so, honey. It's been well documented. I have one that's on the pod. Just listen to it. Um, thank you. That was unbelievable. And next, coming to the mic, we have Joel Perez. Yes, Joel Hi, Joel, Hello, here we go. Hello, he says,

what's it gonna be? I have something pre selected? Okay, I love that, and Joel, your time starts right now. I don't think so, honey, Seltzer water. Yeah, it's just it's just water with bubbles. Okay, I say, fuck you Lacroix, fuck you Vintage, fuck you. You know because actually, growing up, growing up, whenever people got Seltzer water is because they were rich. So actually I think that Seltzer water is classist. You just gonna go out and say that. I'm just

gonna say that, maybe it's classist. So but but here's a really big admission I have to make. Okay, Um, I'm Puerto Rican and we are not a Seltzer loving people. Okay. However, something happened. I turned thirty years old, and all of a sudden I had this unquenchable thirst for Seltzer. I blame that on gentrification. That is the gentrification of my of my taste buds, gentrification of my taste buds. I'm gonna say it. I don't want to make it all

about gentrification, but sometimes it happens. So fuck you, Seltzer Water. I love you, but I hate you as well thinking, that's one minute gentrification moving into our taste buds. Unbelievable, Joel. And next up we have Greg. Yeah, I'm on baby, Yes, Greg, Greg is the hero of the night. Greg is Greg. Greg swooped in and is saving the day? Greg? What's it going to be predetermined or relected? Here we go. Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Designing

with Christmas lights, okay, bitch. If it's on Pinterest, it's automatically a no. I don't want to see no fucking barn asked wedding wrenched in Christmas lights from head to chow. I want to see the wagon wheels, I want to see the rafters, and I want to see the straw. Don't try to hide it, bitch. The first, the fastest way that you can tell someone has no perspective is if they put Christmas lights on it. You put in

your dorm room, You're done, gets, We're done. When you see Christmas lights and a fucking TV show, you know that production designer had no idea what they were doing. I see you, Emmy Romind transparent. Yes, the was right. Every scene actor Christmas lights in the background tears. I know you're manipulative. I guess fuck you Christmas lights. I don't think so, honey, that one man, grag Cas attack, give it up for San Prawns. My apartment has Christmas

lights and a sand lamp. Okay, a salt lamp. Salt lamb give whatever Notley Tyler Goats, Adam Goldman, Joel Perez, grag Craft. Unbelievable. Wow, the San Prawns really started us off strong there. But now it's time for this group, which is called five Gays. Welcome, Ben ramol Our, Welcome, Danny Visconti, welcome, Bobby Hankinson, Welcome Branley Price, come on baby, and welcome Gabe gun Dollas. Five guards. Okay, five games up on stage. Here we go and the first game

Ben Rumlaur, come on, bitch, Hi. Oh but wait, we have to read it here. Give me that, give me the one one. This is the one, because it stand at the mic. You must be surprised when I say it. I want to see the shock gratest on your face when I say put the head on the The audiences created my hair. Yeah, but you know what, yes, yeah, your I don't think so many topic is the war? Oh I don't think so, honey. The war. I'm sorry.

I have had enough wars in my lifetime. Okay. My great grandparents had World War One, my grandparents had World War Two. My parents sort of had Vietnam. But they were like Jewish and in college and stuff, and I am not ready to deal with the war. I remember with Iraq the first time, with the listening to the phones in school, you know, and you could see the fucked things bombs going off, and it was great it happened. But that's in the past. I don't even Korea and Guam.

What's the problem there already was a Korean War. I don't know if you guys know that, but and there a lot of Korean people were like refugees and came here and so like, we're all good with Korean now, Okay. I go to the barbecue, dokay b in Williamsburg. It's fantastic. You cook your own food. There's no tension whatsoever. Our cultures are together. I don't think so. Yes, that's what. Then, as far as we know, when the restaurants and things are true, things are chill. Guys. Give it up for

Danny Wisconsanny. Here we go, we go Danny. All right, yes, exactly like that, you look, Danny Viscontis. I don't think so, honey. Times starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who post on Facebook that they just got some really exciting news that they can't wait to share, bitch, No, you didn't. That is as if I came here tonight and said I have a really important I don't think so, honey,

that I can't wait to share later. Also, I think if you're exciting news is that you're participating in a twenty nine hour reading of a scaled down version of sustical. You need to review the definitions of exciting and news, bitch, I don't there. Listen, if you were doing anything exciting in the theater world, I would hear about it, not through a series of cryptic tweets on Earth, cryptic posts on Facebook, but from Frank to Leela's Goddamn Mouth to

New York One and God's goddamn ears. Honey, I don't think so. Also, I'm gonna lump in people who are excited to finally announce something, bitch. Why is it so important for you to know that, for you to know that I was waiting for it, this Lee. Honestly, your fifty four below show is not a government secret. I don't think so one minute. Not a government secret. Everyone welcome,

Bobby Hankinson, motherfucker, motherfucker. Look at this culture. It fits like Yes, that looks amazing and good with the shirt, thank you, podcast or a visual medium thank you? Alright, So what do you think I am doing? Pre selected? Okay, pre selected and your time starts now? I don't think so many Rita aura okay? Have the people here don't even know who you are? And that is why I have so many questions? Okay? First of all, are you

an actress? You had four lines in the Fifty Shades movies okay, and not being the worst part of that series does not get you a spot at the met Ball, thank you? Okay? You want to try to step in the Tyra Banks heels? Are you kidding me? On a season of Top Model that didn't even have a plus size model representing for the fiercely real girls out there? Do you wanted to file the specter of Tyra Mill with a RITA alert that you are filming on your

front facing camera because they will not give you a tripod? Bitch? Okay? And no, and now you're hosting boy band. You're not a boy you make it a band? What are you doing? Your biggest musical accomplishment is making Iggy Azalea song worse. Thank you widow, because like a spider, you're hiding in every corner and nobody wants you here. Thank you, Manute, Rita, Aura you, Madelia song worse. That was one of those we wanted to hear it and we didn't know we

wanted it, and we wanted. Here we go. Brantley, Bryce, Brantley, Bryce, let's go give it up. Give it up for Brantley. Are we wearing this hat or what put that hat on? For sure? Yes? Because we have the hair in the front set handsome. Yeah, No, we love It's great. What are you alright? Guys? What are you doing? Pre selected to the Bowl? M P pre selected Brantley Bryce. I don't think so many time starts now, Uh, guys that

wear boxer shorts for underwear. It's seventeen. Everybody's doing anyalin eating ask so I feel like everyone should dress the part. Do you know what I mean? Like as a game man, the fact that I can wear a jockstrap, a thong, a bikini brief. I have all these options and not fil judge. I just think that straight dude should get on board. That's where I'm at. That's the thing, right, Like I knew for me when I saw Josh Hartnett

do a a photo shoot. Second he was wearing briefs and I was like that he's hot, and I was like, sure, I'm gonna take after that for sure. And I've not looked back ever since. I actually placed I placed an order of thong underwear from Chili. Oh my god, by my word again, Bradley has our official meeting. We wish they were yes, where there you go? Where you get the photo? Where's this? I would throw these into the crowd, but it's smiling clothes Brandley Bryce, everybody, Rice setting an

example for us, all all you straight in mind. I want you to look at that. I want you to take no, take no, get out your little moleskins. Get out Jamal skins and cashphrase, get out Jamal skins. You can It's time. It's time for gay. Hi baby, such flare, such a plomb, Yes, yeah, switch the hat, clamp the hat, the new look. This is huge, yes, huge model it There we go. We got it, gape. Okay, what's gonna be. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling the hat. I want to

do the trollball. Yes, it's been neglected. It's been neglected. Yeah. Backstage, someone tried to talk me into doing the two of you, and I almost did it. We've already been read. Okay, okay, right exactly your I don't think so, honey. Topic is baseball. I don't think so, honey, baseball. Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, baseball because when I was growing up, my gay ass was forced to watch baseball games by every single one of my fucking Puerto Rican uncles.

Sure being sucking, honey, I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so, honey, because I'm sitting down watching baseball with my uncle's I'm getting a hard on from watching men's bulges visibly emerging from what looked like jeggings. Why is everyone playing baseball wearing jeggings for a seconds? Only? Are they jackings? Are like capri length? Why do they go to the middle of your calf? Why is your suck that high? You look like every fifteen year old boy. I want to fuck and it

makes me uncomfortable. I don't think so, honey, baseball, because I was forced to play it. I was so bad. The coach suggested I get glasses, and I did need glasses, and then I put them on and my gay ass was still. I don't think so, honey, Baseball. I don't think so, honey, baseball. Give it up for five games. For the five games, Daddy Mascontin, Bobby Hankinson, Rice and gave Gonzalez wowow wow, I'm at least five games really brought it to the to the to the hilt. I

couldn't find my words there at all. Me and this girl are like, yeah, we know sometimes we can't find our words. Me and this girl right there, let me tell you. Okay, guys, it's time for the next group. These are the garden wolves. The garden wolves. You know how we know how wolves are in the garden. Sometimes

in the garden. You know, when you go in your garden, you have to really look around because you don't know about the wolves, you know, right there, Lauren, Yes, okay, give it up for Shane O'Neil, this garden wolf, Spooky Rachel Pegras, Superstar, Henry Russell, Berg scene. Yes, Batch, Barbara model, the shirt model, the shirt shirt bar of course, we have Daniel Limpet's Daniel Way. Yes, look at this, go oh my god, this group. You are your Sandals, yes, Fox,

Oh yeah, okay, all right, you know what. We're gonna get to those later, but please welcome to the Mike Shane Nel Yes, Shane, Yes, Shane, Shane, Shane. It's so good, Shane. We're having a really fun time. Really, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna do the bull? Are you gonna do it? I got something to get off, my chick, get it off. He's got something, he's got something. His

time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Guys on gay sex apps that say don't send me dick picks in their profile, what the funk are you doing on a gay sex app? And by the way, that is a gay sex app. There's no such thing as a gay dating app. There's either meeting each other or getting online and fucking Do you remember being in seventh grade? Do you remember looking around your language arts class and being like, if only I knew what every single person

in this room's dick looks like. We live in that glorious future. But you have to participate. Ladies and gentlemen. Why are you logging onto a sex app to meet guys you don't want to fuck you? You want to meet guys who don't want to suck you. Hang out with me for a day. I meet them all day long, and I'll introduce you to all of them, and then you can make some friends. I won't be your friends. Maybe they will. Oh, you're on there to network. Well, if you're this bad at being gay, how do I

know that you're good at doing anything. If you don't want to get on tender and say you're interested in women, they won't send your dick picks. The women will be grateful that you're not sending dick picks. Okay, but it's glorious future. Log on, upload, unlock, and get the funk over your step. More dicks online. We need more dicks online. The stigma has to be removed. Hurt it here free to dick guys. Come on, Rachel. Yes, unbelievable. The outfit, yes, gorgeous. Gorgeous.

Now I don't think this will fit on my don't know what? Yes, Piper, is it going to be pre selected or from the bowl. Wow. You know, up until this moment, I was gonna do pre selection when I'm feeling crazy. Oh wow, you see what's in her eyes. She's feeling crazy. Yes, and you're feeling crazy. I'm gonna give you something crazy. Okay, Okay, I don't think so, honey. Both Michelle Williams is wow and the time starts now Wow. I don't think so, honey, Michelle Williams. I don't know

the second one. I don't know which one I'm thinking of even at this moment. Is it the one that was in education? On education? I don't know how that was a Michelle? Wow? Who was that carry bag? Nor? You win something? Michelle is a basic name. Know Beyonce? Who is the third? Who is the fourth? You don't even know? You don't even know the boy that Destiny's trial. I don't think so, honey, Michelle will your business Michelle? Is it? One? L? Is it too? I got a

sister in law with the Michelle. She's got a two L. Get five seconds. There's no reason for a double L. That's ridiculous. It is redundant. You know the L sound is Oh, I don't know how that's why? Who knew I don't don't even name Michelle. Unbelievable. I think Michelle with one el is Machayley. Michayley, like the Italian Michayley, like Michael, like the Italian. Yes, it's like, do you know the Italian Michael? Please welcome? I think, what do

you think? You know what? I think? The next enough is Henry Russell burn I had a friend named Michayley when I was in middle school and he was Italian. He spelled it with one eln. Okay, Henry, what do we think, babe? Um? Well, I just want to say that, uh, it's okay that I wasn't in the five gays group. I do want to say that older bodies can be sexualized bodies. Now now it's not mine. I don't think so.

But after there is a whole life to live. Oh yes, bitch, thank you, But I'm going to do preselective Henry Russell Burgstein's I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who upload sex videos to x Tube without sound, I have had a long day and I want to relax. If I wanted to watch porn without sound, I'd do it at work. You think you're silent. Porn is somehow better. I don't think so, honey.

You are not Norma Desmond. I grew up in a poor household in the eighties without a v v c R. I know what it's like to jerk off to a magazine, and honey, I don't think so. Good men and women have fought for the right to free speech or let your voice be heard. I pay a lot of moneies and work a lot of hours to afford a New York City apartment so that I can hear and last loudly, your glory, whole, amateur, poor, Let your voice be heard, No think so, Henry Russellberg. Let your voice be heard,

sing out. I am excited for this. Everyone. Welcome Daniel Lempert to the microphone. Cutie dot com though all right here, Yes, we're doing pre selected? Are we doing bowl? I think I'm gonna do pre selected? Okay, this is Daniel Lamperts. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who wear sunglasses on the subway, listen, bitch. I know you think you're better than the rest of us,

but you are not. Okay, this is a rush hour cube, bitch, if you were somewhat of importance, you'd be in a Cara helicopter. Okay, bitch, alright, let's say okay. And the other thing is it looks like you don't know how sunglasses work or you don't know where you are, and that is concerning bitch. Okay, listen, this is not sandrope. You are not at the oscars like Jack Wilson. Bitch. Okay, this was a train that was created in the honey,

and this is where people come to. Okay, seconds, there was a there was a baby in our car, and it only knows how to say yes to know what is reading everyone in the filth, bitch, and you are not excluded, honey. Now listen. Maybe you say I'm trying to hide my identity into that, I say, bitch, I can still see eighty percent of your face. Honey. Okay, listen. If you really wanted to hide, put a wig on, bitch.

It's called alias. Now listen, there are a couple of reasons that why you can wear sunglasses on the train, and I will allowt for them. Your eyes have been fucking dilated by an optometrist, and bitch, my thoughts are with you because that can be concerning. That's one minute. The only reason I need to hear the other four. There's five reasons, but we only know one. You want to know the other four. Google it, bitch, google it, bitch. Guys,

please welcome. She's wearing socks and sandals. Yes, comfy yea to check? Yeah? Check check? Are we doing the troll ball? What do you all think? Trouble? Let's okay, anyway, here we go. So I'm picking and okay, okay, all right, you're I don't think so Honey is on Marsha Gayhearden? Are you familiar? Are you aware who that is? I don't? I mean, I mean people seems like people don't know. Do people know who Marsha Gayhearden is? Do you know

what we're gonna do? Another one? Because fuck Marsha gayheardened? She she got silence from you guys, And that's okay, this is a good one. You're I don't think so Honey is Obama's daughters Malia and Sasha. But your time starts now. I don't think so Honey trouball how a black woman? I will do what I want. You want me to disrespect Malijah Sasha. Fuck you. Fuck you not today. I believe in Beyonce, I believe in Michelle, I believe in black What bad is that? I don't think so, honey,

No stand Tom. You want me to live my life. We shall overcome. We shall overcome sextism, We shall overcome racism. Five second, five seconds, we shall overcome bullshit. Fuck you man an amazing, amazing. We deserve that, We deserve that. We should never have put Sasha Emilia in this ball. What were we thinking? You don't deserve it? We don't. Yeah, we deserve it. Amazing, amazing. Give it up for this group, everybody,

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so what do you think do you think? Well? I've prepared one, okay, pre selected, So Tessa, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Park Slope kids. Fuck you kids, I don't have to be nice too, because you're a fucking kid. You're a fucking rich asshole, and I'll tell it to you in your face. I used to be a nanny in Park Slope and I got fired because I swore it too much in front of those kids.

And you know what, and they're fucking fucking they're all little ship fuck give me a fucking break in their mom's. Oh my god, woman, you did not make a sacrifice by leaving your law firm. Who has your one? Fucking kids? Pitches? They have full time nanny's and they that they are our motherfucking Teresa, my faith in humanity. One time a kid got hit by a car in front of the place where I was babysitting, and I felt nothing kids.

Five seconds kid died and I felt nothing. That's that's one minute Tessa's garret and now ray, So, oh my god, y ray, what's it gonna be? Never been that mad at anything? Oh man, get mad though. Hey, you guys are gonna have to give me some right. Here we go, the troll ball, it's happening. Okay, So I'm picking, I'm picking. Here we go. What's this gonna be okay, Oh, this is gonna be And I don't think it's gonna be, honey, Elizabeth Moss, the star of mad Men in the head

Mate's tail and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Oh you science diligence ass bitch? What are you talking about? Locking bitches up? You can't be no feminist and you don't want Tom Cruise to come out the closet because some ailien is gonna eat your bray. Fuck that ship. That's just wild. Hey, hey, Elizabeth mok. Top of the Lake is whack. It's boring. I'm sorry, I don't care. I don't care about New Zealand. They've got sheep and I don't like them. I don't know. Tell you, I

don't think so, honey. Look, Peggy bought a brown Stone in Harlem. She is the first gentrifier, Peggy Peggy. Fuck Elizabeth Moss. Fuck Elizabeth Moss for fucking Fred Armison. I'm sure you worry, talented guy. Five second, why use your puss? He wisely, Lady, that's the one that raynny everybody number one of culture. Use your pussy wisely, unbelievable. Oh and he has ready. It's Joe, Joe Castle Baker. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Joe, Joe, what are you thinking? First of all, how are you

so good? Oh? Good? I gotta admit I'm a pre Okay, if you're pre pre, this is Joe Castle Baker's pre. I don't think so honey. Time starts now, I Joe, do dot z out think so honey. Long books like I'm sorry, read my lips. I can't read. Okay, I can't read, So I'll open a book, left through a few pages so you see, and then I'm done. Okay, who's reading long books? You tell me you actually read infinite Jess, don't you have better ship to do? Dar God, make a fucking movie. If you want to write a

long book, people will fucking care all. I mean, I'll make an Instagram video. I'm sure you can consolidate it or fucking tweet. I love Twitter. I love Fortune Cookies, I love skywriting, I love all of that. It's so good. Yeah that's one Castle Baker. Too many books, not enough Fortune cookies. Wow, Okay, it's time for Lena. I'm binder. Come on, ah, Lena, I can't wait wait, wait, let's just take a look let's take a second and see what's on Lena's waist. No talk, no touch, please please

ignore me, please? That does That only applies when I'm on the street walking my great Dane and you're a man trying to talk to me. There you go. I was a late addition, and um, the first thing that popped into my vitriolic organ was this. I don't think so, honey. People who spray ax deodorant on the train when we are inside the train, you are a terrorist. You're a domestic terrorists. That is chemical warfare against me. The doors

are closed and clare the closing doors. Please, everything except for the particulate matter you just jetts it into the air that is searing my lungs. I don't care about the person next to me is eating the halal card food because that is something you can digest. You cannot take the battery acid out of the air and expect me to process that without having a visceral reaction. Ax deodorant. That ship is so loud, I can hear it. I

hate that. I don't want you to fucking exercise your right to do the most effortless amount of toxic masculinity. You can wow pressing your index finger on a canister and enveloping yourself in a cloud. If I don't give a fuck. If you're on your way to a job interview and you use acts, you are fired before you even get the job. Fuck you axt deodorant, body spray. I hate you. That's Lena ironbinderdorant. No, and now Chali was sharp, Come on, yes, free selected or this bowl? Um,

I've I've decided on a on a topic. It's very important to me. Good good, We can't wait. This is Leira Sharps. I don't think so, honey, time starts now. I don't think so, honey. White people who only clap on the one in the three y'all list killing me. Y'all's killing me. We made we made house music for you. It's literally this, how are you fucking that up? Not everything's a polka. Now look, I understand, I understand that there's bluegrass and you gotta clap on the one in

the three there, but what is your foot doing? Goes down to two and the four that's where the soul is listen to. You got the feet killing me? And this also goes for any white person who sings that has had a hard time, and once they come out of it, they put a gospel choire in the back of their song. Now, y'all up there in the studio, you clap it on the one of three. They don't even know where to sway is bullshit? Just I knew

from a little girl watching television. And I turned to my father and I said, Papa, five seconds, why are all the white people wrong? And he said that's a question that may never be answered. That get that up for this dropt rule number one and two. Culture. Listen to your goddamn feet. Listen your feet, Testa, Scara Ray Sonny Joe Castle Baker lead, hide by Sharp. Now y'all, this is our final group. So given love. This group is called U C. B. Torco. Give it up for

Morgan Miller. Give it up for Timothy Done. There's Morgan. Where's Timothy? Come on? Tim Done? Where you at? Okay? Wonderful? Done? Give it up for Sarah Grace, motherfucking well Borne. Give it up for Opera tay Back, and give it up for the one and only Joshua D Sharp josh josh Sharp, Yes, betch now, this is this is it, you guys. I started a lot of heat from this group. Alright, Morgan Miller, morg you're doing pre selecting the ball, you know. I

think I'm gonna go pre selectual. Okay, Morgan Miller's I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Girl who won't let me go down on her on her period? It, I don't think so, honey. You want some you're getting so all right? Okay, you're a little bit of blood. Never hurt nobody. Okay. Oh and we're starting to hook up and hands are going down, hands and then you say no, no, I haven't, nah honey,

let me get up in there. Okay. I don't watch Game of Thrones, but I'm sure the Red Wedding was that of the Red Wedding was a bitch going down another bitch who at our fucking period? Okay, where women we bleed out our pussies. Let's lick it. That's one minute where women we bleed out of our pussies. Let's lick it. A standing ovation from the group. Start a home run, home run found a thousand. Next up, we have Timothy done. This better be about eating gass. It's not.

It's not tim What are we doing the bowl, or you have a pre selected topic. Took it out of me. I'm afraid of gonna become a gay villain because of this, but I'm doing pre selected Here we go. This is Timothy downs and think, so, honey, time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Child as adults who go to

Disney all the time, I don't get it. You're gonna spend thousands of dollars to go to Florida and then walk around a parking lot essentially in a hundred degree heat full of asshole children and Renaissance fair performers and theater majors and fucking Carney's. I don't think so, honey. You're already in Florida or California. Do you know what's in Florida California? The fucking beach, peanut doll and go to the beach, or go to Miami, or go to

Santa Barbara. Been to Santa Barbara. It's gorgeous. I don't think so, honey. And Disney is fucking expensive. Ass hell. They trap you inside and make you pay ten dollars for fucking coke zero, which is garbage. And you say to me, but it's so fun to drink around the world. Take your thousand dollar vacations. You can go around the real fucking world. Go to Italy, go to Frog, go like every basic pitch to Iceland. I don't get where you go. When you're like, oh, it's all about the

fantasy day, I'm not. You're a DoD dre a line buddy. More than enough. I think it was worth getting scorted for that. You are out of fucking line enough. That was more than enough. Jesus, that was the worst bullshit I've ever fucking heard in my life. Every child should be able to go to Orlando. Every child. He's talking about us adults are children. They just haven't figured out. Yes, okay, guys, wow, here we go. It is time. It is time for Sarah Grace Wellburn. Cut out of that out of here?

Are you fucking crazy, Sarah Grace well Born? Bring some normalcy back to this event, Sarah Grace, Sarah Grace Grace. I don't think Sony Times is Brooklyn crap in the house? Oh Sproken crap? Okay, this, Graces, I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. I p a beers. Yes, Oh my god. I asked people, why do you like this type of beer? And they say, because I like the way it tastes. You know, you don't it doesn't taste good. Do you know about Margarita?

About here? Do you know about peanut Colado's rum and coke sexshan? And do you know about sime? Fifteen seconds? And they're like, you know, no, I prefer a beverage with a chief descriptor. Is the word bitter, otherwise used to describe that has gone bad? Medicine and a promising relationship that ended premachan one minute, another standing ovation, you know what? You know what? Wow? This is an I p a right here? Yes, a bitch. No, it's I

would never buy my mother. That's one minute. Order order, order, decorum. The groom mind and this group is insane. The groom mind is for um, decorn and out of here. The groom mind is insane. Used to be Torquo there, yes, anding and destroying the show. I can't believe this. All right, you know what, let's just keep going. Next up, we have back, have some respect. Don't be nervous. You are gonna do the ball. You're gonna do the boll. I think this maybe health scare. I'm not going to know

what I mean. The groom here is crazy. This might be the last SA something. I know what it is. Okay, here we go. Oh my god, I don't think so, honey. Topic is living in a city starts now, Honey, living in a city is expensive. Okay, we all know that. But also, how about the fact that because you live in New York City you have to be living a good fucking life because people from all over the world of checking in with you and being like, what are you doing? You're like, I don't have a kid, I

don't have health insurance. Also, I don't remember the last time I fruit a vegetable. Also, pasta is diffical. You pasta? Congratulations? Here are winder babies. So the subway is staking it hot, but that is your nate source of transportation. Alsome, have you gone out in the water. It's it's nice out, it's very pleasant a seconds. I don't remember how to drive, I don't remember how to do laundry without my back hurt.

And also it was easy just to get out of your bady get a drink of water without tripping over all your shoes. What was that like? Also, what do we all lived in a house? That's what? What if we all lived at a house? What if we all lived in a house? What if we all lived in a house? Josh Sharp, Josh Sharp, Josh Sharp, this is a final. I don't think so, honey. Oh my gosh, blind headliner johsh ten like me at fifteen. Yeah, okay, I've pre selected a topic that I feel is important

to end the evening with. Okay, we love that Josh Sharp's I don't think so, hony. Time starts now. I don't think so honey, I don't think so honey. Yes, yes, listen, this community is about more than being shady. Okay, you understand you've been assembled an incredible days of women and gays and Jason Gore, and then you're gonna make them all come out here and talk about how pears taste like soap. No, we should be celebrating the positives. You understand, this is the time we live in. How about I

do think so, honey. Thirty seconds when your grandma gives you a hundred dollars on your birthday, I do think so, Honay, when you try your favorite shirt on accident and then it it's better I do think so, Hey, squirt me again, bitch. I've been went before, full eating seconds, full fat fucking ice cream. I do think so, Honey. I know what you're gonna say because you're trying to limit me. You're about to say five seconds. Okay, so I have to say that I love you and I love you. I

love this show. Do it forever. Okay, thank you baby. Let's that one. Wow, Josh Sharp give it up for this final group of fine Torkogan, Sarah, Grislop and Apperta back say what they done and Sharp let it go, just let it go. Oh my god, Wow, you guys, this has been an incredible night. We it's not over yet. It's not over yet. We have two final orders of business to attend to. First, we're gonna do the Spoke raffle. This is if you downloaded the Spoke app, which we

highly recommend. Um and uh, you win this free to do gift card to Chipotle. It's a free to wonder from the Collar gift card to Chipotle, which is safe. It's safe, safe to use. God, I don't want to go through all right. Here we go nine to four six Spy four zero Yeah. Jesse, Jesse rock. Oh my god, Oh my god, it's Jesse Jesse. Oh my god, Jesse wins in Chipotle. But she also gets to do and I don't think so the moment put on that goddamn hat grabbed the mic. There it is droop a loop in.

All right, this is the moment. Do I do trouble or pre selected? I have one? Oh Jesse, this is Jesse Ross. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. Okay, I don't think so honey. Cars that are turning left when you're trying to cross the street, okay, it's like you're a car. You're in a sucking vehicle that could kill me. Hold up and wait until I crossed the street over this way. You're like creep bit closer to me and trying to scare me, and I'm like, no, no, no,

you can wait. You have a break button, use it bad, yes, all right. I'm just trying to get to work at the UCB training Center. I'm fearing for my life every single day and it's not fucking fair. And you're fucking escalated and you can get uptown whenever you want. Oh my god, I don't hang Every single time. I'm like stop I don't know what else to say. Give it up for Jesse. Oh new cars, all you cars stopped, guys. We're in the final rathfule. This goes to trans Lifeline.

You're gonna win this hat and a T shirt? Um, and I don't think so, honey. Here we go. If you would like to do at nine to four six six nine five? Ye, that is yours? God, Oh my god? And what else is she get a shirt? Look? Wait, how many tickets did you buy? So many? And that is giving and look at this and you guys should be ashamed. Okay, all right, all right, here we go. Are you ready? You want to do the bullet? You have one? Okay? Great? And I know that it's not

this show. But my brand is Ernest and I adore you beat, Thank you so much. What is your name? My name is Jenki performer Jen Keith. I don't think so, honey, about to nail it? Yes, time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The elderly eight year old man who I held the door for at the time square Ben and Jerry's and then said this to me, Oh sweetheart, you gave me a scare. I thought you were Harry Potter, my grandmother has sementia for real or whatever you're going

on is an hot demension. Listen, God, what are you trying to prove? The gender revolution? Cover in Time was two years ago? Are getting it? I don't think so, honey. To im a gay woman, I will. I know how to be invisible, but where is my invisibility invisibility clothes where five seconds? I don't think so, honey. Dude, dude, come on giving up for jet keep she wins the hat. Unbelievable, y'all, this was last Colt Teresa's life. I don't think so, honey.

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