"I Don't Think So, Honey! 2" LIVE (Part One)

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know what. We are completely insane. We are too too. Um you guys, who is here because they're a listener of the podcast, who listens like, yeah, who is here at their first Lost Cultures this live show? Welcome and who has literally no idea what the podcast even is? Okay to welcome you as well. It's a lot of this. It's a lot of squealing. Yeah, it's it's just a series of catchphrases sort of pastiche together. Yeah. Um, oh my god, we're just gonna talk a bit up top

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so thank you spoke. And here's the most important thing. Amanda Pete and Francis McDorman were post stars. And something's got to give, Financy Myers that actually it's rule number six of culture. Culture is connected, Culture is connected. Connect. I thought you were gonna say, Amanda Pete and Francis McDorman coach starter and something's gotta give. That's rule number Um oh um, Matt, what's been going only? Oh man? Well, Last Coat us does have been to the cinema? Okay, yes,

we've seen some flicks. Who here has seen Kidnap? Wow Nap? Not enough wow. Um. I gotta say it made me want to vomit at least five times, with good reasons from from sheer stress. But it's the best movie of the year, best movie of the year far, not in the year your dear, dear Hallieberry impression from God. Yeah, and then she says oh my God five times. And also when she loses her phone, that's a real moment

for her. She keeps feeling like, oh my phone. She keeps she's very upset about the phone for a part of the movie. But good for the movie though, for like working that as a plot device, working that in its a plot device. I mean, listen, halle Berry with her phone behaves differently than the Hallieberry that's in the movie. You know what I mean. Callieberry with the phone gets to call the police. You know what I mean, halle

Berry without the phone. It's really a comment on phones. Kidnapped, halle Berry without the phone reverses on a freeway and kills people and actually kills people. She kills more people in the movie than the bad guys. Yeah, she kills well over a Baker's dozen of people. I'm gonna say, yeah, that's the Baker's doesn't. The Baker's doesn't. There was a little bitch in my head that was like, it's sixteen. It's sixteen. Everyone has that little bitch in their head.

That's wrong. Everyone does right. What else have we seen Oh my god, we've seen Girls Trip, Girls Trap. You guys have seen Girls Trip. Okay, we loved it. Um, I loved it. I could clock the budget allocations in that movie. You know, like most of that budget went towards Jada's salary, Jada's whatever. I think most of them money went to Jada and not to that one airport scene, which was obviously like an Arby's. It was an Arby's lobby.

It was an Arby's lobby. You know how Arbies have lobbies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, like the lobby to Arby. Yeah. When I'm in my Army's I need to be comfortable. I need to kick my feet up next to the soda stream. Yeah yeah yeah. Um. But a lot has been going on with news lately since it's been a weird week. It's been a really weird week politics, politics, and of course by politics, I mean Tylor Swift's trial testifying in court. It's I think she's she had great answers. She certainly

had great answers. It's great to hear her come out for this issue. Wish it would have been November. Um, but you guys, but it's okay, it's great. You guys, cash in on your Taylor Swift goodwill now because in about three months she's gonna release Word on the Street is a hip hop album, and that's just gonna go all and you're not gonna be allowed to like her then, So like her now that it's cool. This is your small window to like her. Yes, yeah, um, Kesha's album

today are great. She's definitely definitely Wait what I well, here's the thing. Let me so. There's like there's like the singles which we've all heard, which are great, amazing, so great, so exciting, and then every other song was like we're like strouting with like a banjo. Yeah, it's fun. Do you like it? I like it? I like hunt

you Down? Great? They know um but no, I mean cash is just the latest in this line of song stresses that are like lumineering out, like they're just getting really it's getting very country, is very country and acoustic and they're getting real tweet you guys. And I don't know if it's because it's like they want to they want to appeal to the maga folks, Like I don't know, you think Lady Goata's trying to appeal to the Trump No, I think I think she's covering her bases. She's wanting

to sell albums. That's just that's why they're in the game. Um. Okay. And obviously North Korea, that's I mean, that's and like and yeah, like North Korea. Um. Here's here's one thing though, I will draw this. I will connect these dots just to bring us back to Taylor Swift. Here's what which we can do. Which we can do rule number of culture. It always can be traced back to Taylor Swift. All roads, Um, Taylor Swift, Kim Jong Un, and Donald Trump have this

all in common. Yes, do you know what I'm talking about? They would all watch you die if it meant they made money. Yeah, that is true. Taylor Swift would watch the life leave your eyes, and like, I really don't want anyone to forget that. Kim Jong Un had his uncle fed to like dogs and like they they ripped the meat off his bones, And so would Donald and Taylor. I think I feel the same way about all of them. I think it's absolutely true. Oh my god. Okay, UM,

let's let's say one more thing. Um, we've got a raffle going, I believe, yes, Um, if you've submitted to the raffle. Great, um uh, it's it's going to go to a great cause, trans Lifeline. Um. And then yeah, give it up for trans Lifeline. The raffle gets you a culture hat. That culture hat that's perched right there. If you win the raffle, that is not everyone is leaving this pride that's implied. That's implied. Um, it gets

you and I don't think so, honey, sure value. And it also gets you one more thing, you guys, an opportunity to get up here and do and I don't think so, honey. And the last thing, um, the last thing it also gets you is maybe a DVD copy of from Justin to Kelly. Yeah maybe, and we might we might fulfill. We have someone working on it. They're really hard to track down. They're shocking shockingly hard to trackdown,

so so shockingly hard. Yeah. Now, um, you guys who here was up the last I don't think so, honey, live So you guys kind of know how it works. We're gonna have fifty comics come up here and do and I don't think so, honey. Now what exactly is? And I don't think so, honey, Bowen And I don't think so honey is a lot of things. It's a phrase, it's a unit of measurement um for the purposes of this show. Yeah, so it's one minute to just rail

on something in culture. That's just grinding your gears, that's pushing your buttons, that's really making you say, I don't think so, I don't think so, honey. Now, a lot of our comics backstage have come with prepared topics like they're really it's it's scary back there. They want to get up here and they want to scream. However, some of them are just a little bit more loosey goosey about it. They're going to do something a little crazy.

They're gonna dive into the troll ball bow. Oh my god, what shows the trouball troubal Wow, give it up for our straight producer Alex whose voice that is he said, trouble Henry. It's pretty good. And there's many different variations of that appropriation still to come. So um, yes, we've carved a bowl and and here are literally over a hundred items of culture meant to troll our comics if they are brave enough to dive into. The Now, most of these are our universally beloved things that our our

comedians have to go negative on no matter what. For example, on our last show, UM, Chrissy Shackelford, are you here, what's up? Christie picked out hey girl, picked out Julie Andrews out of the bowl, and I believe she got red on some variation of why do you have short hair? So you know, things like that, and and what are you doing in Princess Diaries? Real questions, So hold that in your hearts as you watch. Um. But before we bring, before we go into this, we have a really special

celebrity guest. We do we We have a celebrity guest and this is actually insane. We were able to get this town because she's in town, and we didn't know that she would be in town, and she was in town for our last one. This is crazy. She's an Academy Award nominated actress several times. She's been in the movie The Kids Are all Right, she's been in The Grifters. Okay, you're reaching for it. Don't let her see you not be able to name one? Now, twentieth century women, I mean,

the list goes on. Everyone, Please welcome to the stage. A net Benning. That Benning is here. Pull over a chair, pull a chair over and oh my god, a Nette, I'm hugging you from over here. Hey babe, how are you so gred to see you? And that? And that? How are you pull the mic? Pull the mic, pull the mic and that? Yeah, so this is live radio, live radio, live radio is what this is? Att What are you doing in town? This is such a surprise. It's really kuld have amazing right that I'm here. Yeah,

it's amazing again again. Well I'm here to see I just wanted to see some theater, of course, and I my main reasons. I was here last year seeing theater of course, a production of a Fella with really kind of amazing, amazing actors. Um and I had I went to it's in the corner of like twelve Hudson said, there's a market there, and I had an apple, had an apple and had an apple from you know, one of like a farm stand, right farming, and you know it was kind of like red calico like modeled and

the skin was so paper thin. So we baked it into this crumball. We you was the best crumball ever had. So I've been on the hunt for that Apple did Warren Love? Okay, so you're back in New York kind of farmers market hopping, sort of trying to source she's on Apple. Um, which right with what you were talking about earlier, with what's going on with everything that's kind of you know going on and like what like what kind of things are there's right? You know there as

you were talking about um theater. Yes, well you were talking about I did, I was, and then you were talking about Taylor Swift. What are your thoughts on Taylor? Well, I've never met her, so I can't really give him a opinion because I've never met the girl. But um, I do like the drawings of the courtroom. I was kind of love that. So they're sketching where it's someone in the corner kind of you know, that's gonna have an odd job, and I kind of appreciate that you're

connected with the artist in the room. Yeah. Absolutely, just some kind of taking it in the observer and then filtering that through. Yeah, that's I need to bring this back to you because there's a lot of already a lot of buzz for you for Oscars. What is what's this new movie? It's called Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool and it starts do Net Benning and it's coming up this year and they're saying this could be your year in Net to win an Academy Award. They said

that last year they did. What do you know who won last year? Em A Stone? You know she's going to be in a movie at the end of the year, or she's gonna play Billy jen King in a biopic Oscar Buzz Billy Jene King. Yeah, in a bio picture. Em A Stone, Billy Jean King. Wow. Okay, great for Emma Wow. So I guess we'll see in it. We'll see you know you are here. And this is amazing that you heard to sing our national anthem. I am so. I don't know if you guys knew this, but I

don't think so Honey does have a national anthem. We are not a nation, and yet we have a national anthem right, and so I guess I would create quite a community though, I mean, look here, thank you that constituents, constituents, it's a happy room. So everyone I asked, I asked you all to please rise as we have the national anthem. If I don't think Honey performed by Academy Award nominated

actress a Nette Benning. Oh, okay, when you feel there are things in this world that you hate, When you feel there are things you don't like, when you need to speak out and you need to shout, you must sick. But I don't think so, honey. I don't think so child. I don't think so bitch. I don't think so honey. I don't think so child. I don't think so bitch. Fanning anyone, hell legend, Thank you so much, and that good luck this Oscar season. Luck everyone wishing that good luck.

Thank you that I heard Jennifer Lawrence getting a lot of buzz too. A lot of younger actresses, A lot of younger actress is getting buzzed this year. Again, we'll see what happens. All right, guys, I think it's time to get started. Yeah, yep, all right. So this is this is the moment where we do a little demo people, So everyone there was here in our least. I don't think so honey knows that um I got to do.

Are prepared. I don't think so, honey. On restaurants that don't have the tools where you need a crap crap and Bowen picked from the troll bowl and he had to do. And I don't think so, honey about Sarah Paulson the accident. It's very hard. So things are gonna switch up, aren't they They are. We're gonna switch a. We're gonna switch her. Okay, So this is Bowen yanks. I don't think so many that he has prepared. We're gonna go to a woman on the clof Now you'll

see as as the clof ticks. Now we're gonna paddle. I have thirty seconds here, I have fifteen seconds left here, I have five seconds and I have that's one minute. Have a water gun here for anyone that goes over. And I don't care who the funk you are, and I have to go over during our show. We're gonna get sprayed, all right? Okay, So Bowen, are you all ready for your I don't think so, honey. I'm ready. Here we go. Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

Missed delivery notifications on my fucking door. You're gonna make Can me go to fucking oh Zone Park to pick up my thirty dollar as swatch? This is I was look my uber too, oh Zone Park would have costs more than the watch Listen, I am a busy little bitch. I am rarely ever home. I'm not some hermetic you know shut in who's gonna stay at home all day and wait by the telephone or the doorbell to wait from this ups person to ring the doorbell. Ups. You're

trying to domesticate the marginalized communities of America. Seconds. Make it about. Come on, baby, make us stay home and keep us dumb and keep us down. No, I don't think so, honey, You're not gonna do that. I'm gonna live side of life and go outside. And yeah, people are gonna throw tomatoes at me for being who I am, but that's not gonna stop me from coming home to a fucking bullshit slip. That's one minute in five seconds. You don't got it, yang, not a hermetic person. Not

I am not hermetic. Not hermetic? Okay that was that was? Did I get your right? You don't do a sixty five second long piece of guards. Somehow the water jet stream surpassed the lens. I don't aim to miss. Oh god, okay, all right, so this is Matt Rogers is troll bull pick for his I don't think so, honey, Matt Rogers little disclosure. I did create all these trollball topics, so I know what's coming in some way. But we'll see

what happens. Here we go, Here we go, Matt Rogers, you have to go negative on Wonder Woman and hold on one second. Oh, I'm so sorry. I should have gotten this ready sooner. Wonder Woman, you have to do it, sorry to do it? Okay, okay, And Matt Rodgers, is I don't think so, honey. From the troll Ball wonder Woman time starts now? I don't think so, honey, Wonder Woman. Galgato, why do we often match your accent because you can't do an American one, Galgato, I don't think so, honey.

You were charming, but that doesn't really mean too much, Galgato, because you couldn't do an app suda than your own. We have to suffer through that. Robin Right, bullshit, Robin Right. You don't belong in this movie. You are modern. I don't see you in contemporary period. Also, Wonder Woman not nearly enough naked, Chris Pine. If we're gonna flip the script, honey, let's really objectify our meats let's see Chris pine Stick.

Let's see that cats been jays, Crisp pine Stick. Let's see that's it my seconds wait, Chrispine dicken Field and that's one minute. Wow. To be honest, no matter what I talk about, it always goes back to Chris Pine's dick. So all roads lead back to Chris Pine's deck. Thank you for being with me on that. You guys excited to get this fucking started. Yeah, all right, we're gonna

bring out our first group of the night. We're giving them names tonight, and they group they make no sense, and just go with him, please, guys, this is a group number one Firebirds. Firebirds. Give it up for Nicole silver Birds. Yes, give it up for Nicole Specio, Keisha Zola, give it up for Michael Caine. Give it up for Lauren Adams. Alright, Firebirds, Alight, the Firebirds begin. Here we go, Oh, Nicole silver b I think I know what she's gonna do. Yes,

pre selected or bowl speak your truth. I'm going to do the troll ball. Do you pick for me? Here we go. I'm gonna pick for you, face the audience as you're subjected to this. Here we go, Nicole Silverberg. Your I don't think so, honey. Is Jennifer Garner and your time starts now? I don't think so, honey, Jennifer Garner. Oh you're such a nice girl. Oh you're the Capital one bitch of the world. You're telling me that your dad really called Capital one and bragged about being your

father in this fucking climate. Did you know that my daughter is the one who got cheated on very public? I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey, Jennifer Garner. Letting ben Afflecks stay in her else, bitch, get out of there. You pick up your kids from school. We all see you. You're putting on a very put together show, deliberate, and I don't think so, honey. Alias really fell off after season three? What was the two

years second? I don't think so, honey, Jennifer Garner. You could have done better, and you still can if you give yourself a shot. I don't think so, honey, Jennifer Garner. That's one minute for those Capital One commercials. They are bullshit amazing Nicole and now NICOLESO, what do we think? Okay, okay, Nicole, here we go, Well, this is unbelievable. We got we a trouble down. Thank you, thank you so much. Okay, Nicole, you're I don't think so, honey. Is this sentence Santa

Claus is fake? Go negative on the idea? The sentiments of Santa Claus is fake. Okay, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. You fucking magic crush your Why are you so fucking dead inside that you can't let yourself imagine? You can't You want to crush the dreams of little babies around the world who literally want games. That's what you're gonna do. You look a goddamn baby, and it's fucking I don't think so. Okay, magic is real,

Christmas is great. There problems with Christianity at all. We had a mascot, honey, it was Jesus. We said, let's get another mascot. Okay, I don't I know. You know what, if you want to talk about it, you hate fat people. That's why you don't like Santa. Yeah, you thought you want to go. I don't be so again. This is bull shit. Okay, let's just what man, blood. Don't Santa Claus is fake? My ass? Santa Claus lives. Here we go, Here,

we go it is time. Keisha, Come on, Keisha. Is this gonna be pre written or is this going to be from the bull um? I want to let the audience decide what I know. I know the audience, all right, lead this trouble, trouble, all right, give me the trouble. Okay, Wow, this is unprecedented. Your I don't think so, honey, is Sandra Bullock and your time starts right now. I don't think so, honey, Sandra Bullock. Uh, you aren't another version

of America's sweetheart. You are the ultimate bachelorette. What do I mean by that? You can't keep a racist man married? Or racist? And then to prove you weren't racist, you've got a black baby. I don't see you think so, honey. I seek you're racist. I see you're racist. As tactics, you probably bring that little black baby and you think, oh baby, oh baby. I got you as a souvenir because because I married someone who like was Nazi racist

and I ignored it. I lost my damn husband to a tattoo artist, and I'm thinking about my life choices. I don't think so leave the black babies a lot second, I don't think so Sandra Bullock. You need to get your ass back to breeding. I don't know. Unbelievable. Keep it going, sandraw Box, stay away, Michael Clack again, take the mic Oh man, this hunk. Oh, Michael's gonna hats are hats starting, Michael. So the question of the hour we're gonna do? What are we gonna do? Pre selected

or from the ball? Um? I'm gonna do a pre selector of first pre selected of the night. Here we go. Yeah, that's great, Okay, prepared is strong, but preselected is this is Michael Caine's I don't think so, honey. Time starts now, I don't think so, honey. People who told me I would like the movie Dune Kirk. John Kirk is fucking boring from start to finish. If you don't fall asleep during dun Kirk, you are an asshole. Oh my gosh, Michael, this is what war was really like? Is it was war?

Me and a hundred people in a movie theater eating milk duds while I watch fucking beautiful pictures seconds. There are no characters in this movie. There's ten minutes of acting and the rest is fucking pictures. John Kirk should have been a poster. That's it, fifteen seconds. Keep going. The only character you kind of care about is some random boy, and when he dies, you're like, who the fuck was that? Even Mark? Even Mark Ryland's the second greatest actor in the world. Joe Pesci man him that

man good. Don Kirk sucks, Don Kirk size wow, and he was hoping for Harry Styles. Thank you, my man. Oh my god. We have Lauren Adam the hat. Here's the big question. Yes, please, are we doing the trouble? Are we doing well? I? First of all, I want to say the Trouble is a gorgeous salad ball, and I would like to own it, made it, We made it ourselves, and I would like to select from it. Here we go. I'm very scared. Here we go. Okay, So Lauren, yes, your I don't think so, honey. Okay?

Is Broadway? I don't think so, honey, Broadway. Who the hell do you think you are? Okay one of Beyonce's backup danswers, because you're not okay and I don't think so, honey, Broadway. Why do you think that you need special awards ceremonies? Okay? You think that we need to watch fucking Alan coming for forty five minutes telling shitty jokes with Crinny's Christian Tennis.

I don't think so, honey. Also, Broadway, fuck you, Okay, you want to know why, because the only people who come to sit more crusty white people from New Jersey and ain't nobody liked them and nobody like them? Okay. And another thing, Broadway, Okay, you're too fucking expensive, so what you're given? Okay seconds, I don't think that this show costs as much as Broadway. And this show is

fucking better. Okay, So I don't think so Broadway. You can take your tap shoes and shove them up your Broadway at Love Broadwayway, Love Broadway back giving up Fireberg, I'm not Paul Silverberg, Michael Kay, ain't Lauren Adams Firebird really brought They brought the fire, just as their name dictated. Wow, there were a lot of troubles in that, A lot of troubles. I don't know. Is this a pattern? I hope? I hope. So guys, give it up for your next group.

They're called water Frog. Give it up for Peter Smith, Yes, Peter, Peter, get a boky young wife on line. Give it up for Molly Austin. Yeah, where are give it up for seat, saying Staying himself is here? Give it up here, Peters, Molly Island, and Laura Ramirez. All right, all right, so the first up is a net bathing themselves. Peter Smith. Peter, Wow, Peter, what's it gonna be? A bowler? Pre selected? Pre selected? Okay, the topic from Peter. Here we go. I don't think so, honey,

Peter Smith. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Guests who come into my home, I give them a can of pop, they drink four zips, leave it. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, because what do I do? I don't know that they haven't finished it. I walk around the house until the next day. I see a can, I'm like, that's probably empty. No, no, no, there's weight there, there's mass there, there's fluid ounces there. Kind I got a time. I didn't hear it. I

don't think so. I'm a I'm a I'm a nice person. You come in beverage, short cheek? What do you think this is? Do you think this is like a like a tree that lax grows on second, I didn't grow up in a kind of household. I didn't grow up in a oh yeah, boo bye, No, no, I'm second, no, no, no, I don't think so, honey. Guests, that's what's one minute. I don't think so honey. Guess if you're a guest, your guest fuck you or have ever been a guest, get get fucked? And now you get sucked. And then

here we go. It's Molly Austin. Molly, what the hell are we doing? Um? I think I think let's just let's oh boy decisions, let's just doboy. I'm so afraid. Okay, Molly, your I don't think so, honey. Is that I have to tip this waitress and time starts now? I don't think so honey. I have to tip this waitress after she made zero icon contact with me. Okay. I love courtesy, I love friendliness, and you're showing me none, and I have to give you my money. I don't think so

why I have said this waitress, it's a percentage. I honestly, I went to Spain and nobody does it, and everybody's happier. And I'll tell you what else. The ladies get their tits out and the cops looks like they work out, and I think I think we can draw that back to tipping. I think if we got a pie chart out right now, it would have a lot to do with sexy men and ladies titties, because there's not a lot of tipping going on. I also, I don't think so.

I don't think so, honey. I believe in a fair wage. Okay, I believe in fair wages for everyone, and the tips should be included. Why do I have to do math? That's what we believe in a fair way way, Molly Austin, Here we go. It is time for jabooky. You'm white. Here we go, baby Ja. Let me think I'm doing pre selected Yes, I don't think so, honey. Cargo shorts m shorts are for keeping your bits cool and popping

your calves. That is what shorts are for. The only reason that you need to be wearing cargo shorts is if you're like a twink and a game for pay porno there's one, or like you're a dad at a barbecue and you've got like a spatchelor hanging out. Decide. The only person was ever honestly truly pulled it off casually. The late Great Steve Irwin, you know who. I don't think so, honey. Do you think that you can compare

to Steve Irwin? Like? That is one of the highest levels of human folly, Like you really need the ball back. You cannot do that? Um also acceptable if you just had like some cute little small mammals hanging in your pockets, that would also be really cute. If you are wearing cargo shorts tonight, it's okay. You can go home, get rid of it. You are born again, yea crownigh levels of human folly hashtag it hashtag unbelievable. Guys, please give

it up for Satan. Satan himself, this is unbelievable. But if this is happening, wow, what is this going to be? High? Satan? Feel free to not put that high Satan pre slap dinner from the ball. I'll do a pre check. Very fine, Okay, here we go. This is Satan's I don't think so, Honey. Time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Beach parties not honey, Okay, not my element, honey. Why would I go to your beach party if I wanted a cool breeze,

I would choke the life out of you myself. If I wanted waves, I would summon an ocean of blood to my doorstep. If I wanted sand between my toes, I would grind your bones to just seconds chick my hooves in it. If I wanted to see a bunch of legally nude homosexuals roasting under a ball of fire, I would look at John Travolta's browser hearstary and by the way, my skin is my skin is court and I'm not about to literally incinerate for the chance to

try your fucking potato salad. Michelle shut it down, knock by. I don't think so, honey, gave me your firstborn beach parties. That's one minute, say saying himself, John Trabolta's browser herstary, thank you for that. That put a pin in that. It's probably gross, Probably gross, guys, probably wonderful. All right now, everyone, please welcome Laura La Ramira. Laura, she looks so sunny and happy. Oh my god, Laura, Lauraa, what's that smile on your face? What's it gonna be so happy today?

I thought I could go by the little trouble. Can I can? I can? I can? I pick it? So It's like a surprise to me when I'm like, okay, pick it. You're allowed to do that, Okay, Laura, lie, Okay, let's hold on. Okay, Okay, here we go. Ok A lot of people Okay. I hope this is good. I don't think so, Honey. It's um it's uh what what is it? It's Eliza's listener. Oh my god, Eliza. No,

we can't go negative on. No, no, I can't. You can't give it up from La Ramiro to call they want to go give it up for this giving water frogs Loi, La Ramiro, Geter, snap Satan, that switter Satan, Max Winter took a young white Molly Often. Oh my god, Wow, that was insane. We had some real experiences in that group that was so a typical of the show. But that's that's what I love. Ding Dong, We're lost. Culture. Rista is here to tell you about a little app

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here we go? Now here's the question. How, what's the answer bow. You gotta give it to me. Okay, well I'm gonna I'm not gonna do the ball. Okay, listen to your pre the topic and you kill it. Okay, I'm ready. This is Hollie Hasses. I don't think so many you would tell me to go yes, I will all say time starts now, Okay, Hollie Hasses, I don't think so, honey, time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Pretty boys with beards, what is going on? I want to see your face. I want to see that jawline.

I wish I had that jawline. Now I can't even see it. Okay. Beards are for method actors and bartenders with something to prove you you are not those things. You have a pretty face? You think we want a pull bunyon. I'm looking at little Jack Horner over in the corner with his thumb up in some pie. You know what I'm saying. And does he have a beard? Does he have a beard? I don't think so? People, How how am I on time? Okay? Here we go. Um, you have to leave the beards to the people who

need beer. It's Mark Ruffalo, he needs a beard. Yeah, Jeff, Daniels needs a beard, Hyla buff. I don't know if he needs a beard, but he needs something. Okay, give it to those guys. Save your face. I don't think so, honey. That's one minute, right on time, halle hat we lived. Beautiful beards are for bartenders with something to prove. Wow, oh my gosh, it's time for Jason. Jason. Come on, baby, Jason's wearing the houses in Jason, it's time to choose

the bowl or the priest. Like the topic? Well, guys, I want to say you added me literally an hour ago while he was drinking at the metal bar across the street. Lutely we saw him, we sent him. So because of that, I'm going to do the ball to the bottom. Here we go. Okay, Jason, you're I don't think so, honey. Topic is vegetables. Me okay, I don't think so honey. Vegetables. Good lord, I mean, is that really that hard for me? When's the last time I

ate a vegetable? I went to Just Salad the other day. They have bowls and wraps and smoothies. I got a smoothie instead of the salad. Yes, I don't think so vegetables You're not a cheese steak. You're not a pizza. You're not a weird fisherman's platter at some place I go to at the beach. I mean, honestly, vegetables are overrated. Nobody gives a ship about vegetables. You're eating all your salad, You're putting it on top of keen wall. Nobody cares. We're all gonna die very soon. Why not eat what

you love? What do you love? Meatballs? Good fucking eat meatballs. I don't think so honey, vegetables. I think can keep going to pick it. Oh, god, fucking zucchini, right, I don't think so honey, vegetable. That's one Jason bar I don't care. What a champ for filling in? Oh my god? And now please welcome to the stage. Mujan's alfaghari. What do we think? So? I was going to do the bowl, but then I just check my email and thought about something. Wow, okay,

something on the mind. Let me as you start. Let me up play that moment again so you can start the moment, ok, moment, I don't think so many email. Oh I got invited to a party, that's great? Oh who's invited? I don't know because it's a B C C. I don't think so. Motherfucking BC stands for bitches, cop fucking contact. Go to a party, I want to know who else is going? Are my enemies gonna be there? Are my ex is gonna be there? Is the one who I want? Who I want to be there, gonna

be there? Why isn't just going to be the person who invited me? Seconds? Here's a fun fact about society. Eight percent of people are murderers. I don't want to go party alone to be murdered by. I don't know who's on that list. If I reply with a funny joke, what's so fuck you be easy? I have left. That's one. It's true. Technically, it could just be that one person could be and it's true of human beings are murderer. Look it up, look it up. There. Here we go,

very excited for this next one. Everyone welcome. Douglas White Egg Doug, So yeah, you can hand them in that hat much? Here we go. What do you think I'm going pre selected? Douglas? I don't think so many times starts now my I don't think so. Honey is raspberries if you like raspberries? You are lying to yourself. Nobody likes a raspberry. It's a hairy fruit. The haryest the fruit can be, as a peach. That's the hairyest the

fruit can be. I don't think so, honey, raspberries. Somebody wants to eat a bumpy little fruit in your mouth. Anybody who lies to themselves that they genuinely love raspberries is lying. You have to cover it in sugar for it to become palatable. Anything you have to cull. If you love, if you like raspberries, raise your hand. You are wrong, You have a wrong opinion. It's not possible

to be right in this conversation. If you like raspberries, and there's no there's a reason there's no raspberry juice. You mean anyone who drinks raspberry juice? And I think so, honey, raspberries, they are bad, bad fruit. Drisk Alls, You're going out of business. That's one minute, Fuck you, Driscolls. I love drisk All. I hate raspberry. I hate them, love them, I hate that hate you love them so much. Blueberries too, They do have extra bump they make them, okay, they

have extra bumps. And I don't think so, honey. It's time for Christen Bartlin. Kristen, Yes, put on that hat style, Yes, Christen, what's it gonna be? Okay? Or you whenever you're ready? Here we go. I'm ready. I'm sorry, yeah, sorry go. I don't think so, honey. Skinny people walked around like you did something to earn it. You don't deserve that ship. You know who did it for you, your mother and the daddy. You know. Well, I have a fit bit two bitch, I still look like this, you sucking cut.

I don't think so, honey. Size twos who get pissed about the phrase real women have curves. Women who ran saying I used to get the late because I'm skinny and I'm very tall. Am I not a real woman? No, you are a real cut and you you can't shop everywhere, Okay? If I get new parent chains, I have to go to Paramus, New Jersey, to the Good Lane Brian. People who are okay are the ones with fat moms and who had a lap band because they're gonna be fat again.

I don't think so, Henry. Yeah that's one. Oh your laugh BN, but just you will be fat again. Kristen Bartlett. Everyone give it up for this amazing room Hallie Ha Sayson, Gary, Douglas White and Kristen Bartlett. Everybody, The good Lane Bryant is in Paramus, New Jersey. Now we know that's where the good Land Brian is. That's where it is. Guys. Give it up for your next group, Shadow, shadow Dancers,

up for Tally, Meta, up for Jasmine beer. Come on Tally, Come on Jay got eleanor Pienta and she need some money. Come on where your girl? This she is? Oh my god. We got the cocoon centrals and the reductresses and the shadow dancers. They are collectively known First up as Tally Tally Mike, let's go tu Yes, make your way. This is the moment, soak it in. But the energy, Tally, what's it going to be? Pre think you know what? I think the thing that I I thought of before

I was gonna go trouble. But I think that I know what I hate. Okay, I want to know what. Okay, Tally, your time starts now, I don't think so. Honey, sponges, you stinky ass bitches, get the funk away from my dishes. Spend money on my vintage cute ass little porcelain plates to rub shit onto them. Thank you, honey. I will use a scrap of an old curtain that I cut up into a little square, and I will throw it directly into my laundry. I will use a new scrap

of cloth. I will seconds, because I love my belongings. I will cut up all kinds of clothes I don't use anymore in to cute as little squares, and I will get them all soapy. They will not be full of fucking dead ass bugs. People use sponges rots, think about this. Do not use spotches. They're just gonna choke a sea turtle in the ocean one day. They are not natural pases. Come on, God, use your curtains like that.

It makes a good point about sponges. I've never trusted a sponge man, never if they're near my plates, I don't like it. I still have the juice of what you just grubbed off, and the crusts them, the crust of the juice. All right, Here we go. Next up is Jasmine Pierce. Here we go, baby, Jasmine, Jasmine. What what's your take? What are we doing in? I'm not doing the bull I don't trust you guys. You should, okay, you know you're trying to make me hate something I love.

I'm not ready for that. I don't think so Hony. Time starts now. Okay, I don't think so Honey love. No, no, I don't. First of all, do you even exist? No? Thank you? Get over yourself. Okay, you talk about Oh, love is the greatest thing and everyone in the world needs it? Okay, Then why has love made everyone in this room cry? Thank you? I don't know. I don't think so Hony love absolutely not. If love is so great, how come it's the reason that I don't have any friends.

They're a loving people. Thank you? You two love each other? No, thank you. I don't need it. I don't need it. You all love each other. I know there's people in this audience that love each other too. No, thank you? Okay, okay, love is ridiculous, Okay, Oh, okay. There's a word for you every language. Who cares. I don't think that there's so what if there's like fifty German words for love? Nobody needs to hear that? Thank you? I don't think so honny. Love. Hearts are just butts upside down. I

don't need it. Yeah, that's one minute. Your door is bullshit. I hate door is bullshit door. But I know I know a couple of people who use your door. Yeah, I don't like that. All right, okay, guys, Next up is elinor Hey, bitch, Yes, make your way? Yes, okay, what's the t Are we gonna do the bull? Are we gonna do it? We're going to do ellenor Pianta here? I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't

think so, honey. Art school, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're telling me if I haven't taken a ceramics class that I can't make a ceramic. No, I don't think so, no, no, no, no, no. I've got my brain. I got a hunk of clay. Bitch is gonna make a ceramic? I got my head. So I got my test. That's all I need. Yes, I think so that reminds me of my death. Daddy whoa When everybody was telling him you can't hear the ocean in the seashell. He lifts it up to his ear and he says, I can hear the ocean. He

hands it to me. He says, do you hear the ocean? And I said, yes, Dadda, I hear the ocean. But dadda, I am your daughter, and he said, hunt it. I don't think so. And I said, daddy, Daddy, but I don't think so, hunt it. And then he's like, hunt it. No, I don't think so. And I'm like, no, Daddy, I'm your daughter. I don't think so is and that and that's it. Tears. I don't think so. I need to end in tears. Something is unres oh, no, eleanor there's

something unresolved here, daddy. Issues live on staying. I'm sorry, unfolding. We're gonna put a pin in that guy's give it up for Beth new Bath the bull or do you have a topic in mind? I have a topic. Okay, come mind, here we go now, alright, I don't think so, honey. Murderers, okay, listen, alright now, listen. Okay, not only is murdering illegal, but it's also really fucking inconsiderate. Alright, Okay, hear me out,

hear me out. Okay. I think that murdering people is selfish. Okay, I mean you are going to delete a woman's entire future, future sexual life just so you can jerk off to onto a corpse for five minutes I mean, was that worth it? I don't think so, honey. All right, I don't think so honey. Even these like crime of passion, rage murders. Okay, you don't get off the hook just because you had a bad day. Okay, just call out sick from work like the rest of us and watch

the movie about a boy. I don't think so, honny. Alright, alright, you know we've all got a chip on our shoulder. Just write a medium post. I don't think so honey. You do not have to kill someone. That's all I have to say. I don't think that one murderers. She drap on a woman's course like a five second thing. It's a five second Afterwards you feel ashamed. It's too short. Okay, guys, give it up for money less. I don't think so, honey's raffle winner. Yes, some bit just bring their own.

This is some bring their own. Count them four on stage at the same Time's unbelievable, okay, son, It's like the spirit sick. It's like the spirit stick. You can't do that. It's like the spirit stick. Now we're all cursed, unconscionable, unconscionable. What's gonna now? I am so terrified to pick from the bowl. But I'm going to pick the ball. Okay, here we go, and you're ready. Okay, this is good. You're I don't think so, honey. Is Chelsea Clinton and

that that monster time starts now? I don't think so, honey, Chelsea Clinton. I was watching the CNN like nineties documentary when your papa got to be president. You were just staring at him in the face and clapping and he was not making eye contact with you, and you were like, Chelsea, get over it. Some people need to carve out their own space away from the family business. Chelsea. I mean, I start at seat. It's working for people, Honey, Chelsea.

I just want you to know that I'm watching you and I will be the friend who tells you tough love. I don't think so, Honey. Today to body her own hat, give it up for this girl dancers. We got Tally metto Jasmine, Pierre Pienza, Bath Newel and of course we have Sunita Money. Okaya. Oh my goodness, guys, they're ready for the last group of this first half. This first half. Here we go, classic fools, all right, the classic fools.

Give it up. Anderson Drew Anderson, giving up for Greta titleman, give it up for Amanda Dwarte and giving up from Michelle butau, Hello, where's my boy? Drew the True? Oh my god, there we go, Here we go, this time, We're doing it for this time. It's okay four this time. Now listen. The first to the mic is Drew Anderson. Here we go, baby, here we go baby. All right, so true, I've had a lot of troubles, We've had

a lot of pre selective. But what about you, sirs, I'm going to be doing pre selective, Okay, sir, Okay, sir. This is j Anderson's Here we go, j Anderson's I don't think so, honey, time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Lynn Manuel Miran, Honey, I don't think so, honey. Listen to me right now. Okay. I love your musicals. They're exquisite. Okay, but honey, you don't need to star in everything you right, Okay,

listen to me, honey. You are literally that high school girl in drama club, okay, who is nice to everyone but ultimately does all the work because they don't trust anyone else. Thirty seconds and then makes the speech at the end, thanking everyone and saying love is Love is love me. Okay, I know you wrote Mohanna, but honey, we all know you wanted to be Mohanna. Oka. Listen. I wrote a musical once in college. It was a

children's musical. Okay. I wanted to be the star the giraffe, but last minute I gave the role to a child for the betterment of the musical and it was a triumph. Honey, I don't think it. Beef generous with your art. Be generous with your art. Unbelievable. Thank you, Drew. We needed to hear that, we didn't want to hear that. We all need the reminder and now remind us of something. It's Greta title, man, Come on, grat, come on, grat. Greta's gonna be pre selected or from the trouball I love.

I love a trouble but I have to just speak my piece selected. Here we go starts now. I don't think so, honey. French manicures as pedicure. Okay, bitch, I do not need to see a white tip on your toe. Bitch. If your nails are that long that you can get a fucking French manicure. On them. Cut that ship. Also, bitch, your foot is not handing me my menu at nobue, Okay, so it does not need to be painted like that. Also, you know who has a fucking French pedicure, my step mom.

And I don't think so, honey, with that bitch, she's fucking my dad. That bitch is fucking my dad. Okay, So you know what, I don't need the rest of the fucking time, bitch, because that's what I think. I don't think so, right a title man, decorum, decorum, decor him pore Um. She has spit in the face of the rules. But we gag gags gagged. Okay, it's time for Amanda, Amanda. Let's go, Yes, Amanda, thank you Amanda. Oh yes, now Amanda. There are two options and one

of them is the trouble. One of them is to go pre selected. But what do you think, um? I think I'm gonna bull for Columbine. Why here we go because I saw Michael Morris show on Broadway last night and it's garb. So let's bull for Columbine and remember the good times. I love that. I love that And that's a little I don't think so, honey, In and of itself. Okay, that's not it. No, no, no, no no, that was a teaser. Here we go your I don't think so, honey, is the movie Blackfish and your time

starts now. I can't get any black fish because, first of all, don't try to get me to fucking feel sorry for a killer. Why you look at where killer is in your title? Fuck you, you eat otters. Second of all, like fucking okay, don't make me hungry for sushi and then makes me feel shitty about it because you're all like endangered or whatever. And then don't make me hungry for, like to actually eat whale, because I've

heard that whale taste like fish, steak pussy. My husband ate it, and I think, like fucking Sweden or something. He ate whale, and he was like, every once in a while, if I go ride my bike and I come home and don't shower, he makes a reference to it that I don't appreciate. I think about that. Ultimately, animals, we control you. You are our domain, top of the food chain for now. Fuck you, I don't think so,

Blessed Amanda towards Day. Ultimately we control you, animals, all you animals out there now you know, now you know, and now you know. Yes, welcome Michelle Boto, Yes, yes, yes, Michelle, Yes honey, what's up girl? You know I pick something? Okay, I mean thank you for writing stuff though no, we prepare, but we don't. We never doubted you. She's got a topic it in mind here. I don't think so many time starts now, I don't think so, honey. If you don't funk with the song Desposit. This is one of

the best songs ever fucking made. It is one of the most downloaded songs in the fucking world. And if you don't funk with Desposito, bitch, I don't fuck with you. You probably don't like Deathposito because you don't understand the language, and if you don't understand Spanish, you probably want to

build a wall and make America rain again. I don't think so, honey, if you don't funk with Desposito, because I love any song that makes him Rickie Lastis want to fucking kill himself for not I don't think so, honey. If you don't funk with death by Sto, because I didn't even know it was justin Bieber and now I like him. Five seconds, five five. I don't think so, honey, if you don't funk with Desposito, because any song that makes you want to clap your ass like Cardi b

Is a song for fucking me. H, God, come get it. The funk up for this group. Michelle boot Grat a title man. Yes, Yo, the room is getting very hot. It is now time for us to take a little bit of an intermission. We want to remind about the raffle. Do the raffle, put some buy some raffle tickets, win some stuff. We want to runch about the T shirts. Buy a T shirt and wear it, come back wearing it. That would be cute. And we'll see you in about

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