"I Don't Think So, Honey! 14" (Part 2)

of ours. It's called Seek Treatments, and we'd like to welcome the host of State Treatment to the stage right now, Catherine Cohen and Terry. Do they know they're coming from? Where are they coming from? Catherine and Pat? Catherine again, what we're diving so well? You couldn't hear? Oh my god, I couldn't hear. Get two chairs and come over here, you guys. This is so crazy. We haven't run through this at all, so fly by night. But we have

an announcement, a big announcement announcement. We have a big seekh culture announced. Everyone could how are you couldn't hear? You? Guys? Feel like so sorry, so sorry. And I was back here. I was like hello, hello, and she was listening to this town, by which I mean New York, l A. And Edinburgh is a showbiz city. Okay, we've got an announcement.

You have an announcement that we want to share, okay publicly, and we want to ask everyone to be really respectful about our announcement privacy at this time that we are choosing to make our own. Yes, actually really want to say everyone, please respect my family's privacy. Please absolutely. For me, friends are my family? Yeah, so I wonder, Yeah, this is a family. We up on stage right now are a nuclear family. But for me, I don't feel safe

without a table. It's crazy. Do you want to move closer to the actual lipidy right at this point in the show. It wouldn't be right. But at least now we know your comfort level, we know your comfort. Um. Now, if we're a nuclear family, it's dad, mom, daughter daughter. I do I do feel we are the two daughters. Wait for pat, what is our relationship as sisters? I'm actually um, I'm Larissa. Oh next year, Jessica, Julia, you

think I'm like the moody who like wears turtle. Next that's actually me, I'm Julia and she wears Actually Spaghetti's shops, but she does but make up black, so it's gods but you can't. And I she has like turtleneck energy. Where is Larissa actually famously has energy in that film, right, And she has a proud of backpack and she has what remember that that one when she's with Gabriel Union. She's like, I have a prod a backpack. But you

don't remember that exchange? Yes, yes, she said, yeah, I know the diffen between like in love because I like my but I love my product. I like my Gucci shoes by love my product, and you can be whelmed. You can. Okay, here the audience isn't broken because they're not laughing at every single Okay, wait, we just have to come out with this announcement real fast. We are doing for New York Comedy Festival, a live show of Seek Culture. Very fun. It's gonna be a murmur which

is on Eastern Parkway. It's by Grand Army Plaza. It's actually in Brooklyn, so sorry, um, but it's gonna be Saturday, November nine. We're very excited the four of us all together on stage, and I guess they'll be announcing that pretty soon. You can get tickets to that's doing all the time eight pm. Um, it's gonna be an advice show, So we're gonna have a microphone open and people will

just come up with them their issues. I think, yes, And I'm actually learning all this information over the first time because of my relationship with emails. Yeah, because Pat has a shitty relationship with emails. He hasn't known about the show or will will consist of until right now. At this moment. It is an announcement mostly for him. For him, I can make it. I think. I'm noticing. I hope you can be. I would love to see you.

They're being incredible. I'm noticing at this point in the the show a lot of people are talking, and I actually love that. I want to celebrate you and just lift you off and say, I hope what you guys are chatting about it's interesting. I love gossip. Please do film me in a medicative drama. So we just come forward, you know, work, We're family, were family. I think now we have some important business. We have some important business. And this is not the only announcement about C culture.

We have two people on stage who here tonight will be receiving the non existent it doesn't actually exist, but they will be getting the Icon Award. Well, Catherine Cohen and Pat Regan, you are winners of the Icon Award. This is Catherine Cohen's first Icon Award. This is Pat Regan's eighth or ninth iconowar Wow, how does it feel? I mean to be recognized by your industry, by the establishment.

When I was a little girl, I thought, one day we're a rented gown on stage in Brooklyn, and a friend of mine will say, you get an a war. But also I accept, But I do think I have to say. I'd be remiss if I didn't say, I think awards are so really and all the nominees, all the nominees, you guys, are amazing words. And of course the only in this category was Jill Kim Booster. He has lost again once more and was really going to make it. He's gonna be fine, He's gonna be fine.

To be even to be up against him was so amazing. Um. I would I like to say that if here was a physical award, or break it into little pieces and throw it into the audience like me and girls like me, And I want to say that at the luncheon for the ceremony. Pece that that's exactly what Pat told me. Yeah, luncheon vibes. Earlier today. Earlier today, I asked, what's the luncheon and lunch? Don't think a luncheon is like a

grand lunch. So it's like if if you know how you have a regular aunt and then you have a great aunt, Like the lunch n is the is the great great the lunch. The luncheon is your your mom's lunch. Yeah for me, for me as a woman, no offense for me as a woman. It's like, if there's a podium, it's luncheon vibe. Yeah, honey, that's lunch. Yeah. If it's a if it's a skirted table, that's a luncheon. Thank you.

Ble right here on that note. Sorry, so sorry. I think I think it's time for Icon Award recipients to each dude. I don't think so, honey. So first up, let's have Pat time. No, No, I can't follow that. Yes, yes, Reagan has won several awards that I always say my official career, and I don't think so, honey. I have retired and everything I do now is exhibition and does not affect my legacy. Right His first three were so good we left it there and now it's all just

really for fun. That's for fun. No steaks. Pat is gonna be pre selected or trouble. I'm gonna do pre selected. Okay, this is cat Regans. I don't think so many icon a word winner. This time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The human brain. The human brain is trash and belongs in a garbage pale. Do you, human brain? You hit me sad, but nothing's wrong, human brain, I don't think so, honey. You may me watch The Affair season three and all day instead of writing an award winning script. I don't

think so, honey. Remember you stupid bit. You're gonna make me scared that I'm gonna lose what I have and not get what I want. I don't think so, honey, Human BRAINY think you made me think I hate my friends? What the brain? You're full with toxic chemicals. You're basically um, you're basically soft drink. I don't think so. Your human brain. People said you're the largest sex oregan. Um, well yeah, I wish you couldn't get fucked. I don't think so, honey,

human brain, you make me um. You make me just kind of lie. They're staring at the wall for seventeen hours an hour. I don't think so, honey, human brain, you never had an idea in your whole fucking life. I don't think so, honey, brain, human brain, you make me think I'm so important when actually I'm really actually not. You stupid, stupid bisi. Human brain is a piece of trash and belongs in a garbage pail. That's one maining on what I think is his own human brain. Human

brain in a garbage pail. That was amazing. Look at the support checking in with each other. And now it is time to pass the torch over to Catherine coll I'm just like I'm cold, You're cold. Don't have a track it. I'm wearing a trap withstra which is an act of community service. Okay, okay, I'm I guess, I'm I don't know. I guess. I'm ready. Guess You're guests are ready. This is Catherine Cohen's I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. When

love ends, why why wine must love it? You feel bad when love it, and I want to feel good all the time. I don't want to feel bad. Feeling bad? Med me sad, Okay, I'm running. I'm a poet. I don't think, so honeywhen love and and yeah, I'm the kind of girl who's like, it's actually harder if you're the one who does the break up. I don't thank so honey. When why? Why? Why? Why? One day? One day I say we're getting married in Paris in the

spring as a drug. And the next day I think if the way you move your leg when you put your foot in your shoe makes me want to kill myself. Why I don't think, so Honeywe love and it isn't right, It isn't right. Why one day I get bored? Its life boring. It's like Jack Gilbert, the poet. Jack Gilbert says, romantic love has a half life of two and a half year. I don't think, so honey when love is can Nick me said, I don't want to go bad, bad,

never good forever time. Don't tell me that. I don't think, so honey. When love ends, it's so sad. You've a best friend and then they die. And that's what man Catherine going in and two I caught award winners Regan and Catherine Coming, the host of Stick Treatmentscribe. I can subscribe, all right, now go it's her show's October. All right, everyone, I think it's gonna be about time to resume. I don't think one of you guys excited. Then let's do it,

shall we. This group is called Bank of America Presents. Welcome Rebecca O'Neil. Welcome, best slash was sure, Welcome to co O Boys and by Gathbo DRAMs. Yeah yeah, okay, first shop, we've got here. We go back up. Hello, how are you good? Great to hear that. So we have a question for you. Yes, that has to do with your I don't think so any topic. Will you be pre selecting this topic or will you troll ball the topic? I will be pre selected. Okay, this is

Rebecca o'neils. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. Hello. I don't think so, honey. Open concept office space, I don't think so. I don't think so. Corporations think millennials want free range everything. We want the chickens, we want the eggs. But if I want a free range employment, let me work from home, you coward. I don't think that, honey. I don't think so. I can hear everyone eating. I don't think so, honey. I can hear your cachi cereal.

I can hear you crunching all fifteen of your whole grain. I can hear digesting all nine grains of your plant based protein. I don't think so. Wheels on the chairs. I don't think so. They made you do that little disgraceful scooching move. I don't think so, honey. Two seconds, I've gotten so many colds in an open concept office space. I'm open face breathing all that people air. You see what I'm saying. Don't put me on the m t A. I don't think so, honey, Good mone, No, thank you,

open concept in the office. Now talk to us, Beth Slack, best slack everyone, Harold Knight, queen. Now you talk to us about the answer to this question. Trouble or pre selected. Talk to us about the answer. Like every robo call you've ever gotten, I've been pre selected. There we go, perfect. That's really good. This is Beth Slags. I don't thinks that when her time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Hades town, Okay, so culture. Wow. The story of Hadius

Town spoiler. But if you don't know, per Wikipedia, this is based on an ancient myths. Still get the funk over it. This is a story of euridesty, and she is so fucking depressed about being poor that she makes a deal with the devil to go to the underworld. So you know how much you have to pay to see the story of someone who was so broken by poorness that they go to hell. Four hundred dollars. That

is too much money. I am the firm believer that great art is inspired by seeing great art, but we have single handedly made it impossible for people to get in the room where it happens. Yes, yes, and you know what, Hamilton, I fucking see you With a seven hundred and forty nine dollar premium ticket. You could pay seven hundred forty to fly to Europe on Delta comfort plus. That means you get four extra just a leg room

and fifty percive second cline. Yeah see you, No one, let's make it so we can have great art created and let the people who need to see it see it, because we're losing art every day. I don't think so high. Well, time making an example of hating town. Oh my god, please welcome to the mic shop. Yes, oh whoa brown Jlo who Jo? That was the runway that I need only Leo. There we go? All right, what are we thinking here? We're gonna do a pre slight the topic

of the troll ball. We're gonna do pre selected happy Okay, this is she Lea Sharps. I don't think someone of your time starts now. I don't think so, honey Norman. Yeah, look, look, I know I'm killing you all. Let me tell you something. I'm sure she's a perfectly fine girl, right and whatever. However many harmonies she came from, it seemed to be enough. But y'all are giving her too much credit because she is ushering in an arrow we are not ready for.

Are we really think about it? Are we really ready to bring back be dazzled visible song straps? Look in your hearts and tell me that you're ready to lower the rise? You'aly ready to lower the fucking rise? Are you kidding me? We just convinced people that pouch is what we need. Do you understand we are filling out pleats daily and this bitch is just gonna roll with an omage talking about any of you didn't funk that. I'm not going to what Jim for that little girl

or anybody. I want my rise up here? Do you understand me? Check that ship back to the playground. And that's one man. Wow, she got us on board by the add right. I don't think so, honey, Normanty, come on, she sucks. Oh my god. Now welcome to the microphone, Nicole boy. Hello Nicole. What's gonna be pre selected or trollball? Do you think this is Nicole voice? I don't think times starts now. I don't think so, honey. People that don't have their Twitter set tonight mode okay, dark mode, Okay,

it is too fucking bright. I am on Twitter twenty hours a day to keep my corneas intact. Okay, I have my phone set to dark mode. I have my computer set to dark mode. I wish I could change my refrigerator to dark mode. Okay, I wish I could set the sun to dark mode. Okay, I realized that's the moon. Okay, it's fine. Dark mode saves energy. Okay, So dark mode literally, if you don't have it, you're contributing an acceleration of climate change. Okay, Okay, dark mode

is anti climate change. Dark Mode is anti capitalist. Okay, dark Mode has a little red rose in their Twitter bio. Okay, dark Mode is gonna vote for Elizabeth Warren. Okay, dark Mode is literally queering a phone brightness seconds if you don't have your phone set too dark Mode. You probably also think Comica Bay on Sea is a real couple. And that's that true. Yes, Blue Light found dead simply not true. Not true. Okay, so are next person to them like one our lottery at the Podma Show. Oh

my god, she's phenomenal. Please. Welcome to the Microphone by Charonathy. My Dreaming by Charanthy, looking absolutely stunning. You told us what you're gonna do? Is it? Does it still stand? It's gonna be pre select your trouble. That is one of the bravest things I've ever heard. All Right, here we go. So okay, alright, you're gonna be roasting some people here tonight. Yes, this is front facing videos on Twitter? Are you familiar with the concept? You know about this? Twit?

People like just doing like a character too old to understand what front facing videos are on Twitter? What the hell is that? Yes? Go go go. I know I look like I'm fifteen, but I'm five thirties, people, my thirties, So what is that? It's people who do funny bits on Twitter and they filmed themselves and they go viral likene like fine, so so so my coolness died when vine did so people, that's where I am. Here's another one, Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton, you wanted the trouble, Dolly part Yes,

I don't think so your beauty. I don't think so your bounty. I don't think so your fabulousness. Thank you. And that's what I don't think so your beauty. I don't think so you're bounty. That is a real culture. A number four. I don't think so your beauty. I don't think your bounty. Give it up for Bank of America. Person. That's Rebecca O'Neil. That flaps let was sharp, Nicole Boy said Dreville. Al Right, we have our next group coming to the stage and they are called sorry to this man.

Welcome to the stage. Jay Cony, eaty Bodica, Eatymotica. She's not here, not here, Taylor Trap. We have Tom Hilldon it's a three years, it's a three year, it's a three year. Okay, here we go. Everyone please talk. I'm Jake Coney to the egg this jacket. I heard it was a fashion show, so I wore my fashion jacket absolutely as you do, Jake. What's it gonna be? Pre selector or trouball? Pre selected? Okay? Selected? Everyone here, we got j think so many as time starts now, I

don't think so, honey. Half marathons, let's try a little harder, your lazy pieces of ship. When else in your life do you demand congratulations for accomplishing half of something. Half marathons are kind of like the ultimate participation trophy. Okay, half marathons in the crowd. I mean, don't get me wrong. I respect the effort of you, you know, trying to

give yourself the illusion of achievement. I just think that, um, we can raise the bar a little bit, and you know, if you want to impress me, just run the whole fucking thing, like, oh, okay, bitch in three hours and forty three minutes, but who's counting? Oh then five seconds, that'll impress me. But until then, I don't think so, honey, that's one minute. That's one minute, Jake, I want to write the whole marathon. You fuck you, run a whole marathon.

You better, you better know it. Please give it up for the amazing Taylor trash. Yes, baby boy, this this doesn't count as my I don't think so, honey. But I do want to say I don't think so, honey, Bowen Yang, because I just found out you made it with my best friend today in the park, today, today, Then you are set. You are today in the park. Told me that he went on a good day today, but he didn't say he made it out in the right. They had ice cream and then they had ice cream.

That's not a euphemism for anything, Taylor. Taylor is my dance. Whatever makes out in the park. Yes, he does it all the time. Taylor, what's gonna be a priestlet um um. I think I'm gonna date my little thinkies into the show. Oh my god, it's better than sex and people say that. Okay, here we go. Great. I hope that you feel comfortable doing this your I don't think so. Any trouble topic is the iconic producer Actress Academy Award winner Reese with

Your Time Start Now. I don't think so, honey, Reese Witherspoon more like Reese with her Nune. Okay, I liked you an election. I thought in big little eyes it was a little big. It was a little big for this screen. We are okay. And I also think that as someone who had a part and bring that show to the stage, the fact that she chose that role out of all the roles, I question that. I do question that. Um. I don't think so, Honey Reese Witherspoon,

your um. People say that you have a big chin, and that says that's not good attorney to our standards of beauty that we have established in this country. Okay, Hondy, So you better get plastic surgery like I plan on have being okay because I do feel like the at least person on this stage right now. Seconds fifteen seconds. You know what is in fifteen seconds? Reese Witherspoon's chin. Okay, longer than fifteen seconds, Um, reeseon more like ease Witherspoon's trench.

We've got a new rule of culture number nineties. Rud, more like brothers rude. Oh my god, Taylor trend God, welcome to the stage. Wonderful Tom Hilton wearing a cute fucking outfit. If I might say, no, you know, I do have to have to clarify something before I go. M So, Noah Galvin, who was announced, Um could and he could not make it. Um. So they grew on backstage like a sea monkey. And now I'm here. Yeah, we went to our lab backstage, we grew in Noah

Galvin and it's Tom here we go. No listen, Um, we have a question for you that we've actually asked everyone, and we will continue to do that, the tradition of asking with you here today on stage, and that is the trouble or pre selected. I've waited for the platform. Okay, I think that means pre selected. This is Tom Hiltons. I don't think so many as time starts now, I

don't think so, honey. Patricia Arquette's recent projects scooping up awards for your embarrassing performances and Escape at Dena Mora and the Act. Babe, Baby, your bag of tricks is decades old. You're playing a loopie mom Alison Dubom Medium, six seasons, two networks. You woke up hyperventilating from a ghost nightmare. In every cold open, You're wearing a statement wig, lost highway, two wigs, one film, fake teeth. The real

ones are more your thing. But that's okay. I don't need you giving me ice cold murder and a fake illness when you already gave me desert hot murder and a fake horse. Bitch, you were in holes. Bitch, you were in holes. You think it's brave to snatch a trophy from Amy Adams, a favorite of the gays. You worked twelve years for your oscar and still every fag in America was rooting for m Stone. Is that fucking hot topic? Employing in five seconds? Patrisha, you're my second

favorite actress. You're not Tony Collett, but you're the background on my phone. That means that you are better than a Netflix mom. Come with Felicity Huffman, I don't fix so hot, Tom giving up? Sorry, Sorry to this man, Jay Taylor Trend and Tom Tom Hilton by Beautiful Boys. I thought that was very fine. We have another group as a out to at the stage and they're called

Amazing Comedians. Now welcome to the Stains. Drew Anderson, please welcome, Marshall Belski, Welcome, Sam Taggers, give it up for Gabe Gonzalez and for Joe Castle. Baby this amazing comedian and now welcome to the microphone, Drew and true, it's Drew for you. Yes, okay, so listen, Drew. Yes, you know you kind of know the drill, but it's trollballer. It's pre selected. That's the question. I'm going to do. Pre selected. We love that Drew Anderson's I don't think so many

a time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Pot Luck dinner something that started where we're all convinced that they're going to be fun, romantic parision. I don't think so, honey. I don't want your friend Megan from abroad bringing her kale salad that she's been keeping in her bag since ten am. Honey, I'll cook for you, cook for me, wine me, dine me, sixty nine me? What are we

doing here? What's going on? And the email banter before the pot la, coney, you have that friend from nine years ago from improv classes doing a lot of bits replying all to everyone. Honey, we don't need that. We just want to We want to enjoy ourselves. We want to eat the delicious food and just you know, lay back and feel good about ourselves. I don't think so, honey, pot La, don't fight true to any of your dinners, don't do it. Welcome to the microphone, Marcia Belt. Yes,

it to be here now listen. Trouble or pre selected, It's that simple. I've been waiting for this question all night, and I'm gonna do pre selected. I don't think so many. Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, saying ship to my face. Uh, if you have shipped to say about me, you can say it behind my back like a fucking adult. I don't think so, honey. Okay, here's the thing. I'm busy, I have errands. I don't

have time to self reflect. You know, how about give me a serious of passive aggressive clues over a course of two years. Seconds. I will figure it out eventually. You know, venting is healthy. Go to your group text. I don't really see what it has to do with me. I don't know why you're coming to me. Also, I don't think so, honey. When I first met you, I didn't really like you. Okay, seconds, fuck that. I hate that. It's pause, it's pause, it's pause, it's pause, it's pause.

This is huge. This we have to hear plug it in. Okay, five seconds? What I don't like you? Now, bitch, I don't think so, honey. It's so true. That is the worst thing you can ever you ever say that. When I first like you, I didn't like you. Now welcome to the stage, Sam Tagger, Oh my god, A simple crop, simple favor. Well it's for fall, after all, Sam, what's it gonna be? Pre selected or trouball? Okay, not to sound like a fucking freak, but I'm gonna do pre select. Okay,

you freak. You did sound like one, dast Sam Taggers. I don't think somebody is five starts now, Okay, I

don't think so, honey. The word gubernatorial, no, okay, you want me to take this stuff seriously, Start using real fucking words, like, I'm sorry, this is not like Dr Seuss goes to fucking Washington, like, look, I love our Gooberman like like I totally love like our cruiser day, but like, but like, if you're not using like real words and taking this seriously, like I'm not going to take it seriously either, and I probably won't vote seconds.

I'm just saying, we've got tons of words. You don't have to make up a new one, just use when that already exists, maybe like governorship or whatever. Five seconds. Gooper Nottorial, where my Gooper's at? I don't wow, I know our gooberman. It's actually real culture number I now welcome to the microphone. Gabe consign. Welcome, Gabe. You're here, You're back. Um, I am back. I want you all to know I recently went to Province Town for the first time. I came back with an s t I

on one of the easy ones. I wanted a tough one, one of the easy ones. It was a shot to the butt. But I also came back with a newfound sense of adventurous Now any any man tonight? So I think tonight I'm doing the troll wo wow. Okay, So as I dive in here, I out what are you pulling out? Man has already been I'm really used to men pulling out. Let's talk clearly. I'm on prep. It's fine, it's fine, fine, Um everyone, I want you to gird your loins because we're about to hear. And I don't

think so honey, trouble on big little lies. Now, okay, I don't think so honey, big little lies. Because if I wanted my coworker to take a break by the beach while listening to her iPod, I would go back to working at Jimmy John's. I don't think so honey, big little lies, because if I wanted to see the Cole Kidman getting railed, I would just watch Vanilla Sky.

And I want to mention that Tom Cruise is very short like I am, so we can be the lead in a sexy I don't think so little lies because if those kids talk to their parents the way I talk to my parents, they probably would have been slapped. It's absolutely inappropriate, and those children way to mouthie. I don't think so honey, big little lies, because if I lived in a rich, affluent, white town, my problems would be a lot more important than murder. Honey five seconds.

I don't think so honey, big little lies, because the second season went nowhere and you had Meryl Streep wearing fake teeth. Should have done more with that Gonzalaz game, Gonzalez pointing out the huge fact that you've got metal Streep with fake teeth, and yet it was worse, and yet it was worse. And now our friend Joe Castle Baker, you love to see it, you love to see it. What's more to be said? Joe? Joe what's gonna be pre selected. I'm gonna go pre selected right here, right

now here. We go right here, right now, nowhere else. Joe Castle Bakers. I don't think so many as time starts now, I don't think so, honey, thirty under thirty lists? Who who are you? Who are you writing that for? Who is like going to bed at night and then reaching over to the bedside table and pulling out that thirty under thirty list to read themselves to bed? I think I do not realize how many people there are under thirty. If you're under thirty, you're already on a

list in my book. Okay, you don't need that. You don't need to be on Forbes magazine for your paintings. Okay, I don't think so, honey, thirty under thirty lists. What about a thousand? Under a thousands? What about on under one? And it's just any baby, any baby? Is that going to be so proud of that incredible baby? That's it, And that's one minute. That's it. Give it up, amazing comedians through and understands about Castle Baker. Okay, we've got

two more groups. We have two more groups. This is a group of four. We're about to bring to the stage. It is called the people throwing the money. And welcome to the stage, Ben Leary, can you please welcome Carolina Teresa, Welcome, Spike, I'm Binder, yes, and welcome Sydy Washington. Yes. Wow, wow, wow, Hello, everyone looking absolutely stunning. Now let me ask please Ben Leary to come to the mouse. Ben, we're very excited

to have you here tonight, very very excited to be here. Yeah, and we're thrilled to ask the question trouball versus pre selected pre selected? I love selected trap. This is Ben Larries. I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Shakespeare tired much. It doesn't matter how good you are, if you're overexposed. Just ask Lissa McCarthy Circle, two thousand seventeen. Oh shit, I don't think so, honey, Shakespeare.

We need a full moratorium all Shakespeare plays. It's done, it's over. I don't think the only people who like Shakespeare plays are not equity actors need to Livia nicknamed lives whose parents are sponsoring their entire Indie Go Go so they can play Lady Macbeth. Because in high school got casts Puck Shakespeare in the Park too hot, those actors,

those actors are sweating. That's a human rights abuse. Yes, I don't think, honey, Shakespeare, if you're gonna pay a hundred fifty dollars to see wrote me on the Juliet for the up teenth time, just because it's set in the twenties between two warring flopper nations. Seconds, that's so. That's boy. And if you have money left oversee slave play, slave play, you don't have culture. That's why a minute. If you don't have money, you don't wow wow wow.

You know this next person coming to the mic gave us a fake out and it came out a little late, and I was scared that you were deeva showing us up and you weren't here. But Caroline, Theresa is very much Hi Carolina, Carolina, it's good to see you. And it's so wonderful to ask you trouble or pre select pre selected bitch. Yeah, this is Caroline and Theresa. I don't think so many her time starts now, I don't

think so, honey. White women in games who say they love lizz Oh, but you don't love me if you love Lizzo so fucking much and you love every fabulous, fat black woman. So if you see me in the bar and I do I have a drink in my hand, put a fucking drink in my hand. Oh my god, I'm not waiting online at the DNB anymore. I don't know where my birth certificate is. But give me my

idea seconds. All of a sudden, the ho y'all that bitch, No, that bitchcon Now, everybody give me your social security no mans, and I'm not gonna tell you what I'm gonna do with that five seconds. If you love this, open you love me, and let me tell you something that you love every fat black woman in your life. That if you can't talk about loving Lizzo and forget about the miss at the next few at work. Okay, that's what Carolina, Carolina absolutely absolutely, And now come into them like Spike

and mind Spike. Oh this look is good, bike. Now here's the deal. We got the bull in front of us. It's been here all night. Some people have chosen to go in there, some have done pre selected. I ask you this question, do you know what my astrological sign is? Tell us I'm a virgo. Birthday, birthday, birthday, just happened, so I'm prepared. Oh this is Spike iron Binders. I don't think so, honey. Their time starts now. I don't

think so, honey. Sis people deciding when mis gendering it matters and when it does not when it comes to me. So let me get this straight. You just called me a she, and when I say I'm actually a day, you said, but that's not Meanwhile, I'm supposed to believe that your hashtag blessed that's not real. And the other the inverses. When you miss gender me and I say I'm actually then you say, oh my god, I'm so sorry. You could kill me if you want. You can punch me,

you can hurt me. You could do what I what I did to you. To me, I wasn't traumatized by your mis gendering, but now I am seeing you throw yourself at my feet and beg to be flagellated by me. You don't need to do that. Also, sis people, if I miss gender your dog, that's not on me. I'm a transperson, okay, and you don't get all huppy about that. I'm sorry that Charlie is a girl, okay, Come from

Charlie looks like me, all right. Also, one last thing, when you meet me and I say I'm from Los Angeles and you say, oh, you don't seem like it, you're mis gendering me. We can look like this too. As that's one man. My god, everybody, if they miss jender your dog, it's gone on that. And now welcome to the microphone, Sidny Washing. This jacket is the jacket. It's a duster, baby, a duster dust. Now let's ask. Let's ask, because we don't know what we're doing. Pre

selected or the troll bowl pre selected. Yes, this is Sidney Washington's I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I don't think so, honey. The movie Hustlers, Yes, yes, baby, I went to the screening. I didn't pay any money, but I want my money back. Oh yes, yes, yes, Okay. Jennifer Lopez, she got a body, she can dance, she entertainer. But if I want to see her in a bikini, I can stock her Instagram. Oh oh, y'are not on board? Okay, cool, cool, cool?

You think that Jennifer Lopez can act? That's what y'all we're calling that. Oh no, no, no, no, baby, she is acting just like Zoe Kravitz in Big Little Lies. Tired. She's tired. So sorry, so sorry. You know what the Big Hustle was, Okay, the woman that she was portraying. Sorry, they don't look alike. They don't look at like that, So sorry. She a brick. I'm so sorry. It was so rude. I was like, Okay, if Jennifer Lopez can play her, then Beyonce can play me. And I don't

think so, honey, Beyonce, she can't act, So there's that. Sorry, so sorry. And you know what, I know the real woman who was the hustle and she took me to Mexico and told me that we had a chef and the only thing that was cooking was Kennemine. So she owed me money. I know. That's so honey, the Hustler movie. That's why Washington give it up. Bore bat Leary, Carolina, Teresa Washing, people throwing them money. So listen up. That was the people throwing the money. And this final group

is the people doing the dance. Welcome to the stage, Rachel Senna. You have been up for Marty Miller. Are they coming? Are they coming? Can we get Rachel Senna and Marty Miller. Let's get called steppingson out here, Cole Steppenson, Moss peric. Yeah. To close out the show, Annie Donley, Oh no, oh oh oh, Rachel out of oh shit, Oh no, my ya listen, Rachel Senna, get the fun back up, Rachel, Rachel Wow, Rachel Hello, Rachel Senna, Hey, listen. I feel like we need to ask trouble or pre

selected selected, we got something on our mind? Yeah, yeah, Rachel sentence, I don't think. I don't think, so, honey. My breakup, yes, Queen, had happened last night. Okay, night before that. Let me tell you my birthday. Let me give you the timeline my birthday, my breakup tonight where I find myself wearing a flannel at the Bellhouse, which I would never do unless I was extremely depressed. Okay,

all right, Yes, yes, I feel saying with me bad. Yeah, and no this is not technically culture one, but it will be when I make an andy short film about it. Yes, I cannot stop doing pappers, which I do think, so honey, poppers, yes, only thing that makes me feel alive. Yes, okay, I cannot stop listening to that Misky song, which is like sorrow. Sorry, I feel alone. I'm all alone, sorrow ten seconds sent up for me. I'm lost eleven minutes of material about

having a boyfriend. I feel so alone, so sad. I'm gonna get sauce after this. I do not think so wanting my breakup. Thank you, I felt it. We love you. This. You will use this, you will use you already have, already have. Please welcome Marty Miller. Marty yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Preselected or trollball. I'm just a pre selected kind of girl that this is Marty Millers. I don't think so many a time starts now, I don't think so. Honey, hetero sexuality, I think we've seen it, We've done it

in a high time. We move on. Okay. The only thing the heterosexual narrative has left me with his cramps and shingles, nothing more, nothing less. Okay, you're not gay, You're dumb, dead or a liar. And that's just how Sue sees it. Second, and that was actually a Glee reference, Actually guess and if you are a straight person, you did not get that reference. I kindly ask you to

wake up. Okay, gay, watch Glee or suck a deck. Ideally, both that actually sounds like a lovely evening listening to Leah Michelle's scream while positively choking on a call five seconds. Romance isn't dead, not in the queer community. Okay, long story short, be gay, watch Glee and if you're a straighty, I just don't think so. And that's one minute. Marty mill Hardy, thank you good? What do you say? Bowen?

Should we welcome the next person to the min His name is Moss para Con Hello, Moss, Oh my god, Hello, Hello, we're having We're very thrilled in your hair. We want to know trouble are pre selected. You gotta do it. This is Moss Paracos. I don't think so many times starts now, I don't think so, honey. Twenty eight year olds? Who the fund? Do they think they are? Twenty eight year olds are just twenty three year old to sometimes go to weddings. Wow, and you're not what you know what?

Twenty eight year olds? You know what? Twenty eight year olds? I've seen the photos from these weddings and they're fucking terrible, because so bad. They are just Barnes with holiday lights. What the that? What the fund is? That? The theme of every wedding is former animal Christmas what and every year old? They want to be twenty three so bad, and it's so sad because being twenty three is the easiest thing in the world. Anyone can do it. All you have to do is buy some poppers. That's it.

They sell the They make you twenty three for thirty seconds at a time. They're amazing. I do not think so honey. And that's what mas para cone. It's actually really culture number fifty one. If you want to be twenty three, buy some poppers and now welcome to the microphone. Call Stepan Ca. That's absolutely go cold go oh no, Well that plugs right back in. That's the way that works. Yeah, I don't think honey. And then we're back, so trop preselect.

My name is Jasmine Masters, and you have something. I have something to say, Stepand since I don't think so honey, as time starts now, I don't think so honey, Bowen Yang specifically, specifically the time that you didn't I don't think so honey about Carly ray Jepson. Oh yeah, you sow the seeds of your own destruction. And I am here to read, honey. I'm sorry, Bow and Yang is consistent pop excellence not good enough for you. I'm sorry,

Bow and Yang. When Carly ray Jepson invented the saxophone for Runaway with Me, did that not do it for you? I'm sorry, Bowen Yang. Honey, would you rather than Carly ray Jepson waste our time with a fucking jazz album with Tony Bennett? I don't think so, honey, Absolutely not. After everything Carly has done for the gay community, this is how you pay her back. Carly ray Jepson did not just throw the first brick at Stonewall. Carly ray Jepson built stone wall with her bare hand five seconds.

You could have done. I don't think so, honey. Donald Trump, you could have done. I don't think so, honey. Climate change you could have done. I don't think so. Any big little ice season two, and yet here we are biting the hand that feeds and I do not think so, honey. And that's one I'm behind. Every word of that was taken to every word of that I should be canceled. I think it's this cancel. Culture should go after bow

and absolutely thank you for keeping. Here's the thing with our final I don't think so, Honey of the night and I kind of warldwinner herself. Everyone please welcome the excellently dressed Annie. Oh well, so Annie, Annie, Annie, can you talk to us? How are you? How are you doing? I've come prepared. Okay, run to the question. So there's a pre selected topic. Okay, this is Annie Jonley's. I don't think Sonny, her time starts now. I don't think so, Honey,

never getting paid to perform at this show? Thirties secon now bow and yang. Congratulations, but I need some cheese from my egg, motherfucker. And I don't know if you have a little bookkeeper over there at Forever Dog, but you can tell them to cut a check for every performer for twenty forty shit, even ten would do some good. Speaking of books, I wrote the book on comedy. As you know, I am an icon. I have done the troll Ball. I am literally an icon. Yes I have.

I not seen a dime for this show. How much time do I have? Tell me now? How much time? Time is money? Annie Donley? Time is money. I don't know what to say except bowen, you need to pay for every uber I take anywhere. And that's one Antie Dolly blogging off days. We give it up for the people doing the dance, Rachel sen It, Marty Miller and that bitch. Well, Matt, I think we gotta pay everybody. No, I'm going to pay them. Oh my god, I don't have that dirt rock check anyway. Everyone, thank you all

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