"I Don't Think So, Honey! 11" Live in San Francisco!

home and watch it live? Sorry? Babs Close lost? And you know Olivia Coleman one, Olivia keep show show star, Olivia Colman one, Flee Bad star Olivia Colman do wait, killing you star? She's not killing you? Wait? Oh that's on a shop. I mixed up my white women. I'm racist. Wait, this is so crazy, shaking, But you know you said I was very I was hurting for Glennamus like, oh, she's missed, but you were like, don't worry. She's They're going to do a film. They're gonna do another film

of Sunset Boulevards. I said, it's now up to all of us. We have to start fundraising on the internet. Like, what is it called kickstarter? We must do that. What's called kickstarter? We have to get together and make sure there's money for the Sunset Boulevard film. Because Glenn Close cannot pass away without any It can't happen like this is crazy. Maybe Glenn Close is like the Susan Lucci of Susan Susan, Miss Susan luc luccially for a little

Culture number nine nine, Miss Susan Lucci. I think she's the Susan Lucci of the Oscars, don't you? Honestly? Well, that would mean that she would win eventually. Bitch. Oh well, who's someone who's like never wanted any close. It's starting to get embarrassing for the bitch. It's starting to get fit for the bitch. She needs an oscar tonight, Yeah, she needed one. The question are you a romantic vibe? Tonight? I think? So? What is it? Who is here on a date? Who is here on a date? Yeah? I

mean you're putting them on? You're putting the one of the days? Yes, okay, honestly yes, yes? Who just hooped and hauled over there? Hi? You guys? How are you am sexual date? And I believe it is? Oh my god? Um okay what number is this? With date? Number? Is this all right? Who's gonna discover someone's body tonight a question, but no one's gonna like outward say that makes you will who feels fucking good about the twenty minutes they've spent with someone so far and that I love that

feeling too when it all clicks. Oh yeah, when you're out with someone and you're like, okay, like touch on my hand, and because we both know that's how it is, like you're the Ethan Hawk to my Julie Delpy and it's a really culture number seventeen. You're hawk to my Julie Delpy. I love that, Okay? Can I say when you go out on a date? Yeah, are you the person who will make the physical move? Never? Never? Never? Because we're going to talk about this because I've been

socialized into fucking welcome to college. Yeah, I've been socialized into like being a demure little asshole. What were you going to say with the beasts both? I was just gonna I was just gonna fill a word and say bitch, But I don't know, it doesn't didn't feel apt. What about you? Are you the person who makes the physical move? I'm that's cool. Especially when I was younger, it would just like be like one and a half drinks and I'd be like ha ha ha. I'm like touch hands

over the table. And then one time someone was like, what are you doing and I was like, oh, sorry you ha ha? Had you Christina Aguilera ha ha ha ha sorry ha ha. By the way, everyone always wants to know where does ha ha come from? Christina When she was coming of age as a pop star, she would always never laugh, but she would say ha ha yeah, yeah, we're working on this crazy new track. She didn say a little, but she was like, it's gonna be cool.

Ha ha. Yeah, I'm definitely working with Alicia Keys in the studio. We have a lot of fun. It's like they have no fun. They have no fun, had fun together once in their life. One of them went to Colombia and the other one didn't know. But wait, can we say it is culture that Alicia Keys slayed the Grammys. Yeah, that's culture. That's culture. Um, I mean, I mean, I mean it was a little bit like stunty when she brought out all the women, but you know it was cool.

I don't know. I mean, I gotta find something to you gotta find something to be a bit about. That's actually a real culture. Number twelve. You gotta find something to be a bit about. Um, oh my god, wait, we gotta talk about this moment the Oscars that just happened. I don't know if you guys saw that Barbara streisand or a beret and came on stage and talked about a fellow beret wearer, Spike Lee. Yes, and that was the whole connection. Well, usually the presenters present for a reason.

The beret connection was the reason. But she comes on, She's like, I can't and ever it was like, what makes sense? Spike and Eye. Spike and Eye would Spike a eie from Brooklyn Night got a good bargain, I got expressions. I know who you're being. Oh, we wouldn't eat bread. There's the same Tyson matter put my fool up to add to add the vowel after bread, Brenda. I don't know, but what fun amazing film. I'm sorry.

I think it's been a thrilling ceremony. And first of all, wait, I just have have you guys gotten to watch any of it? Oh my god? But wait, so this is what I need to get get to because I am I cannot believe people are out here coming to the show at the night of the get sold around of applause. That means stund we're missing it too, and I will say this and if you need us to re enact it,

we will. You missed Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga with no introduction, just straight up walk up from the crowd to the piano and sing shallow and Bradley sounded, he sounded, he sounded. But this is what's beautiful. Bradley was flat. Gaga was a little bit sharp, and that's the relationship. Ye, that's the beautiful. She heard that he was flat, and she's like, I'm gonna be sharp because there because here's

the thing about Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. There could be a hundred people in the end and nine nine are sharp, but one is flat. And that was and that was Bradley for me that night. Yeah, I mean, well, the crazy moment is like they did like an iconic cheek to cheek. It was crazy and you were like, are they gonna kiss? There was there was a serious possibility they could kiss, and you know, she just called off her engagement to this like batman villain looking Cia agent. Yeah, who,

I'm like, what Litty Gaga is fucking crazy. No, she is, because it's like, here's the thing. It's like, shut up because you you love Gaga, but she's crazy and even you can Okay, but where are you going? Here's what I'm saying. All I know is she got engaged, like what three weeks ago, and now in the okay, and now all of a sudden, the news story is they broken off. No big deal, no big drama here. Yeah, except that we're gonna get fucking married and now they're not.

So that's the drama. That to me as drama. If that happens to your friend, it's not drama. If our two friends over there in the thousands date break up, that's drama. They were gonna get married, they had to get proficient from their great aunt or whatever. That's drama for me. I went on, I would marry my agent. You would marry your agent. We share the same age. There two women, there are two women, one of them happily married like children, just for just for the infrastructure

of it. Yeah, I would do that. That's you, bitch. I'm different. I want the fairy too, I do Oh my god, UM want someone to meet me and publican sweep me off. To my off my feet, we get married in Disney World. Um, you you got to have your Disney kidding. Um, I okay, we need we need to I think we need to find something. We need to find, like an anchor in the crowd, don't don't you know? So basically, you guys, this is the fourth stop on our Pacific Northwest leg of this tour that

San Francisco famously rock, is it not? I would say that. Wait, can I ask a question? Who who listens to the podcast Last Cultures? Who now out of your listeners, whose impression of me is that I'm dumb? Don't answer that? Thank you so much. Yeah you are. You are someone who is I truly believe. I think that is one of the smartest people I know. He is so smart that he can get away with being so stupid, just pure, pure, get away with it. Yeah here truly. Um, what was

your question? Oh you don't have a question? That was that was the I was just I wouldn't know. What I was saying was this is you know, the fourth stop of our our first of our tour, and in every show we've actually found someone in the crowd to kind of be a part of it. Um, when we were in Portland. It was Grandpa Jim. Grandpa Jim. He was the grandfather of one of the people in the show, and he had many opinions. And in Seattle, Seattle, we had so we kind of went the other way with it, right.

Her name was, her name is Liz. She was eighteen years old. Um, she got a thirty. We were so um and she she um. She was like, anytime you guys referenced something in the nineties on the podcast, I'm like, I asked my mom if that actually happened, and she says yeah. We were like, do you know what clueless is? Do you know the movie Clueless? She was like, I think I saw I think I saw it in an ideas alien video. I'm so worried. I'm so worried for the youth. Are you concerned that you're old? We are,

that's just like fact. No, Yeah, I don't know. I honestly didn't know what postmelon was. Patting Cat talk about that all the time, but I didn't know either. I was like, what the fuck is that? Yeah, what's your what's your what's your take on post malone? Now that you know, what's my take on post malone? People want to fuck post malone. This is crazy to me. Yeah what not even Okay, wait we got not just because of the fast slights up? Houselights up? Who wanted to

post malon? You guys want to post malone? Well, okay, top top us through this? Why why? Why? Well we found found when we found that person, it's you. No, No, they're permanent, that's what they are. Like, uh huh, he's what he's masked culture? Did you say he's mask culture or mask culture? Wait, what's what's what's the distinction mask I'm I'm a s C. And then what's the other one? Like for everyone this culture? Do you think that being mass culture is hot? Just because something is for everyone

does not mean it's hot. I would give you a Jonah hill, Hi, Jonah Hill, God, you can die on that hill. Hi five bitch. Here's the thing. If Joan, if post malone what looked the way he looked and was a woman, we get him to get him bowen, we would get we would shoot her at dawn, we would shoot her at down. She wouldn't survive, she wouldn't survive past dawn. So true, and that and that is mass culture, and that is mass culture. That's that. There

you go. I mean, okay, what's your name Jack? Jack? Congratulations, you're one of the stars of the show. Jack. We love you Jack. We're gonna check back in with Jack and what's your friend's name? Erica? So we're gonna check back back in with Jack and Erica throughout the show after each group goes up, and I just want to check in one more time. Are you sure no one

is on like a first or second date? Yeah, okay, if you're on a first or second date, both of you makes make the same noise on account of three one to three? Wait, who who is this? Who went up a coquettah? Howell? Who is that? Can we just say? Okay, so they're gonna figure before we get into the show. Let's just say this is the Oscars edition of this is gonna come out actually this Friday on the podcast. It's gonna come out pretty soon. Yes, and um, just

some current events. So, um, we don't know what one best picture? Can anyone let us know? Right? Oh my god, you just saw our faces live right? I leave that so, I mean I didn't see it, but I mean it. Fuck that sucks. Um. There was one green book apologist backstage. We'll let you guess which one. I'm just kidding. She and she and she liked it. Oh I revealed her gender. Okay, Um, but I mean, who knows. Wow, that's you know what, it's a great movie to bring home to your immigrant parents.

Like it's it's terms. They'll understand, that's culture. That's mass Can I say that's no Freed Book at coach number four? Green Book is mass culture and they'refore hot. Um wait, it's at least it's better than bohemian reps. Actually we I mean I'll give Peter Fairley an oscar over Brian. You know. Yeah, Brian would have got what do you gone to? Triphy? No, he wouldn't have it. Took his name off of it, like you know, like you're not not rewarding. Yah is the Star Is Born? Just because

the fourth time doesn't mean it's bad. Sometimes it takes people four times to figure it out. Oh that was like maybe a sex joke. Oh my god? You know. Um, I like Stars Born. I cried many times seeing it. I saw it four times in the first three days it was out. But I think that's just because I'm like debilitatingly gay. Yeah, you do you do lose motor function when you talk about when you were like, um, oh my god, this is a good impression of me.

This is so good, bow Hagrid's Crazy Ride is reportedly the most highly themed coaster in Oliver, Orlando. So this is not about a gay thing. But thank you for teeing me up for we'll gonna have it. Well, we'll get it right out of the way in them and then we'll get there's gonna get it out right out of the way because you set me up only for that reason. Hagrid's Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure is coming to

Universal Studios out of Adventure on June fourteen. I hear there's a part in the ride where you shoot your pants. I never save ad and it disappears like in the olden Dudes. I'm just saying it's gonna be a fabulous attraction and I will be there when it opens. Now, I don't know, Bowen. I've like found myself digging through the trill ball. Does that mean we should start? Alright?

So here's what we're gonna do. This show is called I Don't Think So Honey Live, and I don't Think so Honey is that one minute rant of any topic of your choosing something that is really getting your goat, pushing your but you fucking hate it and you want to scream about you want to scream about it for one minute while repeating the phrase I don't think so honey, Yeah,

so are are? Our participants tonight have two options. They can either come up to the stage with a pre prepared I don't think so many topic and rant about that for sixty seconds, or they can dive into the troll bowl, which is right here. It is full of topics, pop culture topics that would be I would say difficult to go negatives. Yes, we are some past example, oh Oprah Winfrey, Je Ramsey, we have no lot. It's not safe in here. No, no, this is not for the

faint of heart. Although it's very always very funny, always very fun for people to go. If they have to go negative on it, no matter what, they can't find some little work around and you know, talk around. Like one time when I pulled out Sandra Oh for Bowen and he was like, why don't you act more? Doesn't count? Fuck you? Um? An acceptable critique in and I don't think so honey would have been why the funk were

you married to Alexander Payne Exactly. We're gonna edit that out because I never wanted her to listen to anything, gonna know what I have to say about her, And that's the problem. That's the problem. But um, we're gonna each exemplify each scenario. So I will go up first. So bow and Yang is about to exemplify. I'm pre prepared. I don't think so, honey, topic, everyone give it, yeah, right, Bowen Yang, I have one minute on the clock. You're

I don't think so, honey, time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Rice Queens, gay people trout who fetishies Asian men get a fucking hobby. Okay, I'm clocking you from Afar with your great wall picks on Tinder with her fucking rooney kension paraphernalia. That you're that that is that is that is sort of what like being framing your face, Um, that you're festooning yourself within your fucking room.

I mean, look like if you hear Rice Queen, I'm sorry, but like, please look into my eyes and not be freaks the funk out when you realize that I have a personnel we all do, and you humanize this by like thinking that we're just a little I can I'll fade again in your little pitches and assholes, project an actual personality onto me, not the one that you would like, because maybe I want to stick it in you sometimes, And that's what I mean. It's actually rule of culture

number six. Maybe wants to stick it in you sometimes, So that's a pre selected one most of the time. No, but sometimes you size. Um, I that was really off the cuff. I didn't realize I was doing a pre slect one until moments ago. Well we talked about it hours ago. Moments Um, so that was a pre slect And I don't think it's really coaching on the fourteen hours are moments and now shouldn't simplify a trouble draws

my friend Matt Rodgers give it up for Robert. Okay, Matt, Matt has no idea what's in this trouble and I am entrusted with that task. Okay, Um, Matt Rogers your I don't think so, honey. Trouble topic is the trans pop icon Kim Petrus and your time starts now get brandressed. I don't know how fucking good you sound live. You shouldn't be fucking with Dr Luke. It's fucked up. You know what, a lot of people are talented out here, fine one of them. Kim Petris, hard to break, Fine,

you're brokenfi Herd, Kim Petro. Do you guys know who Kim Petress is? Guess what, Kiy Patress. A lot of people didn't make noise just now, Kim Patris. You know who doesn't know who the fuck you are? Katherine Cohen, Kim Petris, you are not that tall. Kith Patris. You sound chasing life, but not perfect. My singers need to sound perfect. My singers need to be Kelly Gorsha. Jim Patris, you are not killy crushing him because of that, I don't think so. Honey, you can suck my asshole. Yeah

you did it. You'll laid in for her. Well done. I love that you didn't go like Jingle isst or anything you were like you were go back to Germany. I didn't go what whatever? You weren't Ingle you were? You were? You're just sucking sitting, no go back, I said, Jingles, does anyone know what the funk that is? Fuck? You? Did? I use that correctly as the question. So he was using the word jay June for so long. I was like, what the fund is word? It's another word for basic.

It's like you're being June. It's fun I don't catch on. It's funny that I did. It's funny that that I didn't know the non basic word for basic, and that's isn't that beautiful? It's manifold? Um? Now are we writing at these more performers? Love that? I want to say. I love kier Petris, Kip Patris so much break back. Al Right, everyone, please give it up for your first reporter. They called maw. We gotta make up a name on this.

They are called the Thunderclass, the thunder cloud everywhere. Please give a rider plus for Nori re give it up for Nick Hia, for Carl Lali, give it up, Holli Pi, and for Michael Food. This is rong w m oh my god. First up to the stage. Hi, look at can we talk about can we talk about this? Give it up for this group fashions and loves. They were and they were told to turn looks and look. They understood the assignment. Please welcome to the microphone. Nori re Hi, Nori, Hello,

of course Okay, Nori, you have two options. You can do pre selected or you can do trouble. You have you decided which one you should do. I thought about troll bull because I'm super fun, but I prepared something. Okay, this is normans. I don't think so, honey, and her time starts now. I don't think so, n Sufion Stephens. First of all, what even is your first name? Honey? Did your parents name me while eating hot soup? Turns out your name is actually Arabic cultural appropriation? Much you

are a basic, this white, straight male Christian. I don't think so, honey. Speaking of what that dick looked like, Sufion, is there wide and girth like Jesus's outstretched arms? Is the water free like a chicken? Juris on your farm? Honey? When you come, do you scream all things go? I don't think so, Honey. So I heard your famously reclusive twenty seconds. Who do you think you are? Honey, biance?

No one would pick you out of a crowd of one. Honey, you look exactly like my friend Chad, who makes like cel shots at LinkedIn? Honey? And why is your straight press soundtrack called me by your name? What do you know about gay love? Honey? Also, I'd love to be called by your name South John, but I'm not sure I'm pretting now sing it right? Wow? You know I say you say, I mean when I get fucked, I say all things go Tho. You can't say not all

things that would hurt, that would hurt? All right, everyone give it up for Nick. Oh my god, Nick, Hello, Hello, Hello, pleasure. It's it's our pleasure, really, and we have a question for you. So it's a pretty selected and then there's a perfectly good troll here. You know, I feel like you want me to take out of the troll. I don't want anything from you except for you to be happy. I wanted to talk about how it was stupid that Lady Gaga lost Tickling close and the Olivia Coleman. Just

throw my whole bit the same. We're doing the troll before before you go stand over there so you can take a position. Oh my gosh, my hands are so full of troll. I'm picking out of this bowl. And here's what it says. It's said, Okay, Nick, your troll ball. I don't think so, honey. Topic is big little lies and your time starts now, big little lies, I do not think so, honey, big little lies. How can you have a diversity when you had just have five different

types of white people. I know Zey Kravitz is there. I don't care. It's disproportionate. Um, My boss is kind of raisist and stupid, and he loves that show. It's his favorite show. So I do not think so, honey. Yes, it's good that moms have something to watch when their home drinking my wine, but I do not think so, honey. David Helly, you wrote like Placid, we did not forget. He did not forget about the time there was weirdly

just two crocodiles. Didn't play into any part of them be except for hey, there's two crocodiles fifty and also, davidy Kelly dancing Baby. You just took it from the night I know you were at the time, but that ship Kelly, I do not think so. Wait, Nick, you've given us new information I did not know. David Kelly wrote like Placid. I would say, we watch it, but it's not even like a fun bad movie to oh my god, wait, you know who looked like a crocodile tonight?

And a stone Oh no, beautiful, beautiful crocodile. Beautiful. She knows she'll have a crocodile. She pricked that her outfit ships like a gator at the Grand Fluoridian. Yes, honey, eating kids. Oh tasteless, tasteless, tasteless. Please give it up for Colly? Can we give it up for the sweater? Hello? Yeah, it's a good Twitter tweter. Hi Carla, Hi, Hi, So we have we have two options for you. Of course, I'm sure you have a beautiful mind full of beautiful,

pre prepared topics. But there's also this beautiful bowl. I don't know I've got one. I've been waiting to get off my chest for a while. Its pre selected. I don't think so, honey. Over time starts now, I don't think so, honey, baby corn. But what are you and why are you? You never see a white woman named the India selling you at a farmer's markets, playing out on the table with a square reader, ready to take your cash until you where it was sourced from. Because

you weren't sourced. You were grown in an engineered stock and plucked before you can even grow silks. You can't to roll up into your silky destiny and become a grown as corn. I don't think so. You are the field calf of vegetables. It is in human and it is unnatural. Baby corn didn't ask to be here. Baby corn didn't to be born. You may feel like that anti tory s, which makes me hate you even more so where stuff to range? Ask Beak and scientists like bit into an adult corn and was like, I want

this cot to be soft? Who wants us soft? Top nobody? I don't think so, honey, baby corny. And we actually have a new rule of culture. We have a rule of culture number seventy three. Bababy Corn to be here, Baby Cornton has to be here. I mean cons that's a rule. Okay, now please give it up for Haley Beaky Bacon, Haley with a love, Haley with the loves, Haley Beacon. Hailey has a notebook out. I think this means pre selected. But yeah, I worked all afternoon that

we have a researched queen. And this is Haley Begins. I don't think so, honey, Or time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Nonprofit organization, Oh you want to help people? What out the fund is wrong with you? You need help? Oh you say trees. That's sucked up. People have allergies. You're out here to preserve manatees. Okay, these kids have cancer every Giving Tuesday. You're gonna make me pick between cancer kids and the whole Oh shan, fuck you. Oh you accept the salary right below the

poverty lines. You can go to parties and have people say, oh my god, thank you so much for your service. That is just session for it work. Yeah, no problem, My rent is only a thousand external validations a month. Five seconds, honey, miss me with your constant best white person competition, go get a real job. Fuck you non profit organization. Believable and now please welcome to the stage of friend from New York. Michael hilt Hi, Oh my god, give it up for the non appropriative fan. I worked

so hard to find we merely functional? Yes, where is it from? I don't know? There you get, don't tell me, don't tell us. You know what, It's better not to know, Michael. What's it going to be pre selected or troll ball? So last time I did you know? I pre selected and I did go and I read them. So I'm gonna do trolled. But I'm terrified you Michael. Your trouble topic is your topic? Stop music, superstar, Robin and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Robin. What's

with the wine? What do you think you're cute? You're like seventy five years old. Spell your name like everybody. I don't think so, Honey. Making perfect music all the time? Can you cook? Honey? Making gay people dance? Can you save the world? I don't think so. You're nobody under honey. Thirty seconds? All right, Robin, let's break it down. Okay, I've loved your albums, but they've only led me to bad choices. I don't think so, Robin. Take it, leave me the fuck a lot, Robin. I don't want to

dance on my own. I want to go to bed. I don't think so, honey, Michael. Everyone's giving up for this group as the thunder Club. Make so pe Haley big Michael Ford us, Wow, Wow, Wow, that was unbelievable, love, and I think we have to go over to our friend over here. Let's bring the house lights up, Jack, Jack, what what? What are our feelings have to run? One

Stevens takedown soft Boys? You feel seen? He felt seen by super Like two thousand and six was the year of wearing kite wings at concerts, and now it's like you suck you know. You know, all my straight girlfriends in high school loves Sufion and I would love to know what they'd think of him being like a call me by your name, asked a icon like ten years later, he's not stopping stopping, Okay, just kill the white. Um. I don't even think I know what Sufian looks like.

Oh he's he's cute, he's you know what. And this is not this is not to teeth stream anyone because this is this is not necessarily a bad thing. But on him, the gap looks bad. Your fuck you big on him, it looks bad. It's not chic on him. On him, it's like, oh, close up, they're acting like he opted into the gap just as a ga. No, as a kid, he like did that. He kept moving them and pushing them apart. Is that how you people gaps as a kid, they can't help themselves. They push

and they and they and they control. Oh Yang has been very rich since a young age, and he has a movie theater in his house. But my parents bought with their hardered lower middle so now let's welcome our next group. Are they called? This next group is called the Color Shar Truth, the Color Shar Troup. Please give it up for Chloe, give it up for d Wilson. Don't I am Wilson or Alexandria La. Give it up for our Haden Grief Meal, and give it up for our Marcus Will. Yeah. Oh my god. A great group,

A great group. Hello you all everyone. Everyone looks very good. And the first to the mic will in fact be Chloe. Chloe, what's it? What's it going to be? Pre select you or trouble. I'm gonna have to go pre select understand support that I have something that's really been bothering me that I need to get off my chuck. This place for the place to do it. This is Chloe Connons. I don't think so, honey. In our time starts now,

I don't think so honey, Minions. Just because the Despicable Me franchise had success doesn't mean I need to see you literally everywhere that I go. I don't think so, honey, Minion shampoo. I don't think so honey, Minions headphones at the airport. I do not think so honey. Elderly Asian woman who I see outside of Westfield every day. You know which one I'm talking about? By this by the cable car who sounds despicable me Asian crocheted has I

don't think so, honey. Minions are literally making elderly Asian people make hats of their likeness. I don't think so, honey. My mom's friends, who I'm still a quaint with on Facebook will post like kind of racist and appropriate things and then put a Minions mean no, Renee, you are still racist even though you use a Minions meme. I'm sorry, and I am twenty nine. You're probably like, oh I am twenty nine, I before one. Can I need to figure out I can't watch this to all. I don't

think so funny. Thank you going fun da Am Wilson. I mean, I mean, we've just had Minions taken up part. But can we just appreciate the motifs that are being carried over from the skirt and thank you do? On this Oscar Sunday he was told to dress finally turn a look and so a dressed and also, I mean, this is a very well addressed group altogether. But listen, we're talking about you right now. And the question I have for you, Dara, is we can do trouble. We can do pre select that. It is up to you.

I'm gonna go pre select. This is because I don't think so honey, and her time starts now. I don't think so honey, My white co workers, I'm tired of answering your questions, and from now on, I'm charging fifty dollars a pop. Give me my bunny. I don't think so grabbing my hair and then getting mad when I grab that, I'm not happy. I'm not happy with the Juice Saints, So you can ask me. Hey, we'll tell

about this Black Lives Matter thing. Tell them. When it's like dogs have something bad happening with them, I get really upset. But when it's black people, I just don't. Yeah, I don't think so honey. I think you need to stick with that yourself, because if I say, because you're a racist asshole, then I'm gonna get fired, and that's not fair. I don't think so honey. Oh my god, you're wearing your hair straight now. I love it so much.

Second it's a week and I'm never wearing it again because I'm not in the business of making white people happy. Wilson told you, hold, so did you invite your coworkers tonight? She's cool but honest issue white. Okay, No, it's okay. You have to be an ally and you have the emotional leavers on you to explain to your fellow white coworkers what they're doing wrong. Off. Okay, please give it up for I'll bedre alle. Okay, skirt is good skirt.

That's a good little geo skirt metric geo geo gim it's actually a real culture number one gio means g metric. First of all, I'm going to the show. You guys, thank you, thank you for being here and here. If you know the show, you know. We have two options. We have the Trouball. We have your beautiful mind full of gorgeous pre pre select the topics. My mind is not as beautiful as you would think. Let's who cares. Who's gonna test me? Okay, I'm worried. It's the last

time I haven't known yet. Listen, you're gonna you're gonna know this, so you're I don't think so many Trouball topic Alexandria is veganism, and your time starts now. I don't think so vegan's leave plans for the rest of us. Motherfucker's what do you guys think you're so cool with your toad bags and your whole foods of Okay, fucking vegans walking around looking just like the rest of us, except they eat better. I like that ship what vegans? You're too good to eat it? Burger king like me? Okay,

can plants have it your way? I don't fucking think so. Fucking vegans walking around with their clear skin and they're fucking press. I don't have I don't have a community for meat eaters, and just my family, we all have diabetes. I don't think so. Thank you, that's me. Oh my god, Dad, you love put down veganism. Wow, hold on, hold on, we have to culture. One's writing one down will of culture number fourteen. Fucking vegans walking around with their clean,

ri clear, clear skin of their friends excellent excellence. Now please give a warm welcome to hit and Reepner. Hi hand hello, hand, Hello, hi. Oh. And he's adjusting it down even though he's tall. I love the man who can just adjust them like I can go like everywhere. Stop, I'm copy. What's it gonna be? Oh? We're going bowling the ball, all right, I go to the bottom to get the thickest ones. Here we go. Physics okay, says this is a concept. Okay, No, I don't think so

many trollball topic is queer representation. It starts bad, go, I don't think so. Honey, getting the first rate white male on a mostly queer show talking to ship about queer representation. I'm just like, how does that sex make babies? Huh? How are you gonna make more of you if you can't fuck a different gender? And what was sucking together? Yeah, that's not biology. Have you seen how a plug works? Seconds?

There's an in part and an out part, and then the plug comes into the socket and you've got a little lightning baby. And that's how a pokemon is porn? You like it? If it was up to you, we wouldn't even have a detective Pikachu. H And that's the bottom of that case. Good by hand, great meal of it up. Oh my god, Oh my god. Away now that he said that, I agree, we're done bad. Oh my god. Give it up for Hayden for being sad that you did that. And we are now the artful

pivoted to Detective pa. I love that because you know what, if gays had their option, we wouldn't have Detective Pikachu. And that's limitation and that is not queer, No, not at all. But for now, please welcome Marcus well in my favorite sweatshirt of the nights. Up with him. I wish I could show that to our best friend back home right now. Just break up, but just break up with him, Marcus. What's it going to be pre selected or troll ball? You know I got some I want

to let off my check. Please points. I don't think so many as time starts now, all right, I don't think they're fucking honey dayton y'all, kay asked me in San Francisco. Y'all with this raggedy and helle. Okay, I can't get a black man because there's only like seven of us, okay, and then I fucking date one with his phone. Turns out I was sucking all the other black ment. Okay. I can't get with y'all white ass man because y'all ain't ship. Okay, That's why I can't

get what y'all went on. Four days, went on, four days, intimated, romantic and fucking Then he fucking ghosted me. All that take it did was remind me that I fucking hate white people. What's speaking dumb and ship? Saying dumb and ship on dates like disposed the boat in time? What the fuck is that? Like? How to that? What do you think? I just want to plan a tree and just get rich. You know what, I'm done, my full and audience use give it up for the color shark trip.

Oh my god, well said love heyding grief me on Marcus William beautiful beautiful to you? Oh my god, I means wonderful. Why are you guys having fun so far? Jaft Erica? What are our thoughts if you bring up post meloone over to Erica? You went on a Saturday with that guy? Whoa wait wait wait wait you went with Hayden. Okay. I don't know if this is the place to hash this out, and I know that it is. So he's he's he's in the space. Just keep in

mind what happens strep and Shrek impression. Shrek impression even worse. You have to I'm sorry. What We're not worried about you dating us, babe, We're closed. You should have contacted us. Thirteen years ago, I would have died to date someone like you. Listen, Erica, Um, what did it do Toad to see Hayden be tasked with an impossible thing and ship top queer representation and to come out looking pretty good?

I mean that that's that's yeah. I'm sorry. I have to leave this and I have to draw my attention to the gorgeous straight couple in the front holding hands. I'm like, no, this is this is my really good friend from high school Aussie and oh my god, you're hot. You guys are both wearing neutrals and it is so amazing. They're they're so wonderful. Aussies. Aussies. A good judy, any good judy, a bowen can fuck me, so like tough to me later if you get you guys get bored. Um.

I'm so sorry too. I should never have said this. You guys are stunning. Um. You were in the same coat. Wait, it's it's it's it's it's so Sylvia, Sylvia, do me a favorite. Can you stand up? You were on the same coat, the same good They are in the same coat, in the same couple parts something stare in the same coat or the same I of I love you. Okay,

who are you? Yeah, Hi, you're hearing yourself. We love we love them, and but if you were in the same coat as them, yeah, I just pitched you being in the same coat, and I just I had to love anyway. I'm sorry that was a lot for me that you guys are gorge We got a gorgeous spread row here, truly gorgeous. Okay, hold on, And I do I do want to say that. I said this about Vancouver the other night, and I do feel this way

about San Francisco too. I feel like any time I come here, it feels like the Pokemon Pokemon episode where Ashes Bulba Store finds the village of Bulbastors and I'm Ashes Bulbastre and I'm like, oh my god, all the good ones are here. There's great ones everywhere, but you know what the what do you mean by ones? Like? The ones in New York are like, what do you mean ones? What do you mean the one? The good ones, the ones who are like who have their ship together?

The ones in New York. I'm like, all right, what do you mean? The one the gay Asian? And thank you just fucking saying because we don't know we're talking about. We are all chars, aren't. White people are chars? Are yeah, and and gay and queer Asian people are bulbar stores? Who aren't who have not been given the opportunity to evolve, And the minute you become an ivy store, you will be a fucking monster. So I'm very happy your evolutionary

state right now. Bitch. Yeah, Okay, here's what's gonna happen. We're gonna have one more group. We're gonna take a quick break, so please give it up for our next group. What are they call their codes of bulbasore bulbstors as David give it up for flaw, we keep, give it up for lands, Nick, I mean not day, give it up for a very seagull. To give it up for

a Cassie Badley. Oh wait wait wait, you got one more chair, one more chair, one more chair, Matt, give it up for Matt rodders selfless to bring one more chair for this group of sex. Okay, y'all same, same hig, Oh yeah, same. Hi. Everyone, please give a warm welcome to Alison Mac got to the micaphone, Alison, Oh my gosh, fellow ballon Hi everybody, Well we're so happy to have you here, and we want to know do you want to do a boot boop trouble or a boop boop.

MAT's really put to the bucket. I got some stuff I gotta talk about, beautiful way of Puttinglison nick Her, I don't think so many time starts. Now, I don't think so honey. Red carpets, I'm gonna say it. It's just a bunch of which people standing around on a carpet that looks a different color than a bunch of other carpets that you've already seen. I don't think so honey. It's who are you wearing? Who fucking cares? You're a beautiful actress, you look amazing and everything, it does not matter.

And I don't think so honey. To the white women wearing the beige, flesh colored outfits, and it's like just a pile of discarded speskins. Not a fan, And I don't think so honey. It's a low bar for men on the red carpet. It's a low bar for every man who was not Billy Porter, Billy Carter, God for post, because otherwise I would have no one to look at on the red carpet. Base fucking straight men get around. They're all like, oh, I've been at a Cooper and

we called them series and fuck you. And he wears like a midnight blue jacket and everyone's like, oh, he tried. I don't think so, honey, red carpet, and I think she just gave us another rule of culture. It's rule of culture number thirty benefit compert fash I had cabbage head tabbage munch in my notes and did not say that. There's a lot of words that are harder to say than his real name. There you go out to make everybody and now please get a warm welcome to David. No, hello,

hello baby. You can do a preest like the topic, you can do the trouball. What's gonna be? I'll do pre select, Okay, Mrs David. I don't think so honey, and his time starts now. I don't think so honey. The tech industry, my job is in marketing. I'm supposed to make it. Your technology sounds sexy. I'm profitable, but so boring. The things you see to me are so dry that I can feel the moisture leaving my skin.

I don't think so honey. At tech bro culture, why do you laud Elon musk fuck you want to suck his DICKO. He sent a car playing David Bowie out into space. That is not a genius innovator. That is a funk boy with money. And guess what the only reason he did that was because you want an alien to come down and fund him, and he was grind. I don't think gorgeous game in who's leaving my workplace? Who else am I supposed to Sarah my computer scream with a blank. We're talking about that I'm supposed to

fill out. No, I have a twenty three young environment and I get an offer from a sugar duddy literally every other week. I don't think so hard. He was able to work in grin. He was able to work in grime. Alord alien, call her an alien? She is an alien to me? Please give it up for a Chloe kishon, Chloe, what's going to be pre selected? Or give me that TV? Give me that TP get vaccinated, y'all. Okay, So a film nominated from many oscars tonight. You know

I didn't watch it. It's okay. The film and your troll bowl, I don't think so. Any topic is roma starts now. I don't think so, honey, Roma what you just want to be said? For several hours? Okay, Lied, I watched like forty minutes of it, but then I was just so sad I putn't tee watching it. Also black and white. I get it, you're deep whatever. I don't think so, honey. Did anybody like roma? You're lying to yourself? Oh you like human suffering? You stick fun

ross that poor woman. Why did they do that to a fictional woman? God, I don't think so, honey. But it did help me with my Spanish. So I think so a little bit, honey. See that's one minute, you know I have I have this thought about rom ice. Think Roma. Roma is the way that I have sex nowadays. You want to know why tell me, bitch? Because I know that I should leave my apartment and experience it with other people. But I know it's on the computer

and I just take care of it at home. You should go do it out in the theater, but do it in your bed on a Sunday at on a laptop. Everyone, please give it up for list Smith Abadata giving us tone on tone with the hat and the shirt. I love it. So talk to me. Are we doing a trollball. There's lots of good stuff in here. Are we doing a pre slight the topic. I'm going to do a p S T PSC. Thank you so much specific standard time.

Good job, this is smith. I don't think so many as time starts now, I don't think so honey, Cheto's Hot Puffs. Half of the time I go to look, listen, I'm a hot Cheetos original guy. Okay, half the time because the packaging isn't quite right. They're very similar. I will grab the puffs. I'll get home and I'll look, I'll realize I got the puffs again, and now I feel dumb. Now I feel bad. That's on you, chest. I see you looking at me with your little smug

grin and you're tipping your glasses. You just tricked me into buying a Cheeto's byproducts. It's not even anyway. I don't like I don't like puffs. Plus either doesn't need to be in tissues. I'm done. Let have it. No thank you fucking Cheeto's Puffs. Don't thank you, Puffs. You're all air and please welcome to the mike. Viva Siega Love. I love the look of eviank You. How are you doing tonight? I'm great, okay, so good And let me are you? Are you so good that you want to

pay the trouble? Are you so good that you want to do? Prepared topic? And I kind of wish I was, But I have something I really want to talk about. I get it, we got it. I don't think so. One of your time starts. No, I don't think so, honey, snowman, let's talk, yeah, like what you're just magically coming to our lives and then melt on a hot winter's day

like I don't think so hot. I don't think so. Also, it's a perfectly like it's like a waste of a perfectly good hat and scarf, It's what I'm saying, Like, you know who could probably make better use of that head and scarf through the winter time, Like a homeless person like that probably better? You know who could use

that carrot that's like used as a pointy nose. Also probably a homeless person that they can also use that carrot the pool on a snowman, like what some poor guy got black lung just to make two eyes on a pile of snow? Like I don't think so, honey. And also what about snow women like I'm just saying that snow and are the epitome of white men dominating a field that women could be dominated. And now to close out our first half, please welcome to the microphone,

because see badly see what's going on? Are you guys? It's so good, sparkly tonight looking at you. We chose to shine. I love it. Sexy lego man over here. You know this is nice, says yeah like cool art teacher, Yeah, ther teacher. Okay, person, thank you. You see, let's get into it. It's going to be pre selected. Trouble man. I'm a thug, so we're about to go. We're gonna do a troll. No fear, no fear, no fear. Okay, okay, good luck with this one. You set. You don't tell

you all. You wasn't already getting up? You know. I don't think so. Any trouble topic is crazy rich Asian that your time starts now? How the fun man? All right? I don't think so, honey, crazy rich Asians. Uh look I didn't see it, right, but I know crazy rich Asians. All right. I live near Daily City. I know what's going on. Anything about it. I'm tired of like white people coming out to me telling me I should go see it right there, especially when you work at a

non problem. Did you see Crazy rich as Did you see I'm trying to make up a read on, motherfucker. You know, you know, and I know it's important to have these movies because it's Asian people's time, you know what I'm saying, Like it's your time, like half your time. It's like they're you know what I'm saying, and you have a whole cat but I wanted but you know the thing that got me about the movie was that they getting they had the old controversy that there were

no brown Asians in the movie. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, let's get some crazy brown rich Asian you know what I'm saying. Yeah, all right, Yeah, word up the Daily City Union City by blah blah blay. All right, that's deep by everybody, give it up to focus on alcn VIC David Yo, Chloe Keista last that day. I'm even single lad to see that. All right? Before we go we go, we are going to go to Jack one more time. Yes, yes, Jack and Eric, Jack and Erica.

What we need the lights? All right? So Jack and Erica, did you guys see crazy rich Asients? Oh all right, let's pump the brakes breaks. All appreciate the rural culture. Allies should always scream ally it's rural culture number twenty all I should always scream allies, Jack Erica, thank you so much for seeing it, for supporting that film. Um. If you guys are all allies to us, please enjoy this quick intermission ten minutes, Topsico, grab a drink at

the bar. Go, please be honest with your day's each other, don't mean each other. We'll be back here in ten minutes. Jody, I feel that Bohemian Rhapsody was Wait, who is that Waite? What was your noise about? I know? Yeah? Is it tired? Is it tired because talking about it sucks because the movie is bad? Or is it tired to criticism and you want me to shut up? Oh? Let me say, I asked the question because I get it. Oh. Um, it's tired. Okay, Um, what a great first half. I

can't wait to see what the second half brings. What other rules of cultural learning? I mean, come on, come on, okay, are we ready for this next half way? What's this first group? Call? This first group is called Bohemian Rhapsod. He sucks and this is my show. Bit please welcome, please welcome, Jee, please love me and love me Jackie Kelly, please the wonder Day. This is a good group. The time everybody embroidery happening. The first to the mic would be in fact a Bob Indred Hi, ba good, you

look really good? You do? Okay, what's gonna be? Pretelect to patrobl pre selected? Okay, this diselected because I don't think so, honey, and his time starts and he does not haven't ready his time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Faith addictions, Yeah, you're indicted. The gelato is how to bits that? Okay? Really do you go to gelato? Anonymous? If you ever have to suck dig for gelato? Has that never happened? It's not a real addiction. Let me

tell you something. I have a real addiction and then I have a fake addiction. They're both concerns of mine. I'm a dig at the ambient and white women and uh, I'm getting medical attention for the first thing, and I stand all the foods for the second thing. Like it's seriously. I watch Faracon videos on YouTube to unwind my whiteness. I'm seriously like baked Dixon's. There are real ad Dixes out there, and let's stop talking about bacon dickon you'r Dick of the coffee? Is that a real name. That's

not a real name. That's what I just saying. It's like, really tough people were really digging stuff, and we're talking about nonsense. It's just nonsense. And tell you sucked it for Gelato. I don't want to hear about it. Five second? Sorry? What was it? I'm sorry? Five five four? I have nothing else. Take it. Yeah, I'll tell you so to pick for Glado. I don't want to hear you want to hear about that's such a rule. Coach number twenty nine and sods got a dick for Gelado. I don't

want to hear it. Praise what we're gonna say? J Hi Jack, it's a cute love. Thank you, very normal, very varsity. Thank you. What's it gonna be pre selected or trouble? Probably pre selected. Probably it's gonna be pre selected. I'm gonna die on this hill alone. Hey, here we go. Preface. This is ron GI's I don't think Sony's time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Wiping your ass only with toilet paper, all right, I am sorry, but if you do not you've water, you are fucking disgusted. All right.

I have a big day in my house. They're on Amazon for thirty dollars, by the way, all right, And every time somebody comes over, they're like, you got a nozzle in your oil It it fucking shoots water at your blood. That's nasty and how all right? We literally use water to solve all sorts of problems. We use water to get smudges off our glasses, We use water to get dirt off of the sidewalk. We use water to get protesters out of the streets. You know what

I mean. It's crazy to me. All I'm saying is this, they're cheap by them. I don't think so, honey. That's rocky. You know, I love it a day you love And it's true. The difference between a clean wet asshole and a clean just dry asshole. You know, one is clean and one is not. And we all know that strong aleclaro, you can really get in there and clean it with some wetness. Jesus Christ please welcome to the microphone. Let

me high na. We're going good. Um. So basically we have your trowball and then we have you know, the pre selected option. But it's up to you, truly, I'm gonna go pre select. I haven't known who some of the people are pre selected. I think that's your instinct. This is Ian Levies. I don't think this is good. This person too mean, it's fine. This is Ian Levies. I don't think so many it's time starts now. I don't think so honey. Veggie tales, seggy tails, it's the

worst thing Christianity has ever done. That pludes with the fat Kid was on the wrong side of World War two out I grew up a vegetarian who was not allowed to watch TV. So I got a TV show about vegetables because the height of entertainment. Second, I didn't know it was tricking me into going to church. You don't can't use TV to trick children told to watch anything. I used to watch digimonk did did you have to just pokemon dress? Sound like a two mine whore? That's wrong?

What kind of TV show? It's about vegetables that you're supposed to not eat? To get you to join the religion where you eat a wafer that is flesh. My Jewish answers, just timey, you get rid of the extra flesh. Get done, eat yes, And for that morsel of history, the Pope sided with Mussolini. Wow. Oh, and that's why you need Yang and that's why you need me. Please, welcome to the stage, Jackie. Hey, Jackie, Okay, we talked to you about stage in the brig during the intermission.

There was a little bit of internal debate about whether you were doing in trouble or pre selected. What have we landed on? Oh? Hi, Hi, I think I'm gonna go with yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, with your heart and what your heart knows. And your heart knows. This is Jackie clia As. I don't think so, honey. Word type starts now, I don't think so honey. People who ship on Millennial they're lazy. They don't work. You need to sit or stand on a special ball when they work.

They have no work effort. Shut the up. Do you know how any jobs that we have to have to live with a fucking Bay Area? Uh? My generation ex co worker was like, Jackie, you're in your thirties, why do you have a housemate, bitch. Have you see how Spencer it is live in the Bay Area. We don't buy houses. Our generation buys in our v and we live on the street. Mission. That's how we afford this Shipkay. Do you guys haven't realized Jane Xers and boomers y'all

are the white people of generations? Okay, how much fucking privilege you got? All right to lax on my check together? I don't think so, honey, funck y'all traffically wow, I mean, let us be a call to action to read a one second month second wonder name. You don't go no, no, no, Jackie. Did you read that that speed article about millennial burn out? Oh? My god, chilled me to my corror. You texted me and said read this. I think about it, and did you?

I read most but it ends on a slightly hopeful note. But truly, I mean, guys, were fucked. There's no happy, there's no like happy ending to We're also God, we've been like, it's good for the comment show. Tell them they're gonna die sad. Keep telling them they're gonna die sad. But you know what it's like therapy. It's like you have an awareness of your parameters and that makes it better, you know. Oh my god, please welcome to the microphone wonder Ye. Hey, I have a quick I have a

confession for I really quick. I used to be a mascot professionally, and one of the characters I was was Larry the Cucumber from God that you sounds like him? I do? Did you have to do his voice? No? You don't talk in your mascout. Never before it's yeah, you idiot, Yeah, yeah, I'm Also technically, if I saw the job, I would have had to say that I was Larry the cup Cover's best friends. You're not allowed to say I am this person. I actually heard this is true. So I have a friend who's a mascot

in a Universal Studios. She's Olive Oil, and whenever she takes a picture of herself, she hasked to say Olive Oil had a lot of fun today. She can never say I had a lot of fun today. Yeah, that's true. That is just chilling. It's real weird. Oh no, it chills me. Okay, Well, I hope I hope people are people are enriched by this background that we've been given.

Wonder data is gonna be pre slept her trouble. This is one of names I don't think so many a time starts now, I don't think so honey, straight guys who seem gay, thank you? Who are you for? What are you doing? If you have a tight fitted floral shirt. Now Mark Jacob's at Toche and you don't want to dick in your rats? Get out helping anybody with this little routine. You're leading me on. You walk up to me at a party and I think you're flirting. You're like, oh,

let me get my partner, and I'm like, threesome. And then you bring a woman and I'm like, do I have to eat pussy to get dick again? I will. I'm a very fun person, but I'm very tidy. Also, you called her your partner, no partner, it's not your words, freaking all. The word partners is now exclusively for like two old gay guys. We're both fucking the poolboy and don't want to get married. That the word partner. Now, I'm not even attracted to you straight guys who seem gay.

I like gay guys who seem like murdery truck drivers. To thank you, fless co he me rasidy. This is my bitch dress Lefty tapy clean water. Okay, let's throw it over to our two commentators, Erica and Jack. And Jack, so what do you think? Yeah, you said about the mascots, Okay, I think it's happy. Yeah, about what was the saddest part about being a mascot? So, I don't know what's

a box stroll dress? Like U in this small child like crawl inside was like my handler who was also my like got distracted on like a call or something. So then I and it was like very distressing. Okay, that sounds that sounds hard. Imagine imagine being able to tell back the story he just told us that was beautiful. That had a lot of textures. The call. The call wasn't just any call, was a call that was with

like her agent or whatever. There was an agent involved and like and it was box strolls, box strolls and like filmmaker, yeah, oh we know this. Yeah, I mean the documentarians are you know what type? Yeah, you know what? Movie sucks bohem and red. Anyway, that's group up. Next, group up, and this group is called boxtro bitch box trooping. Give it up for Nathan Fill, Give it up for

Daniel men for Tony Devlla. It's lavalaa like so zavala. Okay, first Rainy we were we were stick yeah yeah, and finally poor mind you all my gang give it up for Mike everybody else. Yeah, that's the stroup of d give it up you fucking like you all. That's fibro. Here me go al. This group is called We're like a box stroll bitch boxtel. Please welcome to the microphone at this time, Ny, then Falling, how are you? I'm good, We're good, Nathan. What's it going to be? Pre selected?

Her troll ball? You go pre selected? Okay, this is what fallen. I don't think so, honey, because time starts now. All right, I'm sorry, honey, but I do not like you. Audition acceptance speeches are acceptance speeches in general. Oh great, time started, thirty seconds. Let's do this thing. Accept of speeches are a lot like taxes. And then famous people are surprisingly terrible at doing them acceptance speeches. They shouldn't be bad, Ei, there, there's no reason to be bad.

And they're so surprised, right, they're so shocked. It's like there's won the lottery. Like the lottery we had five tickets they're giving away. There's to him. These speeches are so terrible. I mean, you're made to tell me just one best writer can string together thirty sentence saying thank you to five people, two of which your mom and dad. No excuses, um. Fifteen seconds all right, and the pay

The notes are terrible too. If you bring your notes up on stage, which I probably should have done today. Five seconds. Anyways, I'd like to thank the academy. Nun uh you know that was actually really met all right? Okay, yeah, you want to go onto it because he said I don't think so many bad acceptance speeches, and he was. It began with him being like so like it was like overwhelmed, and he started, but then the threats connected when he was like, I should have brought notes, which

would you think? I think what we've seen. What we've seen right here is art art. Get it up, get them fling now, please welcome seen the microphone, Danielle. A minute, Danielle, he's wearing a floral callous are you doing? Let's keep everything above border, gay straight in between? What's the deal? Can you guess? Well, we don't know. After wonder days, I don't think okay, okay, I love your cotrol. I'm gonna go with pret like the we're gonna fairly agree

about something specific. We agree about some think specific. Ignore this. This is today, la ladies. I don't think so many as time starts now. Oh I don't think so honey. People that hold the door for it can't even say thank you right right? Oh my god? Like what's like you just expect me to hold your dick while you're pissing, Like that's that's what's happened. Like what kind of fucking entitled asshole are you? Did you work in tech? Is that? Well?

Tire audience? Sorry, anti including myself. It's fine, it's fine, you know, like I don't know, like honestly, like not saying thank you when somebody's holding the door for you is just like grabbing the last line of pizza with Dalla saying thank you like you know it ends, you know what, you know what I needed it? Like you

know what I had for lunch today? Nothing? I'm gay I had nothing today for I can't feel like I used to, like in such a rush that you can't even say to wards, like are you just like on your way to say the baby from a fire like, I don't think so any like even if that's the case, like you have two choices, even you say thank you, well you just let that baby burn? Okay, don't honey? Second? Thank you anybody? Y? Yes? Yes, yes, I need so

because please welcome to the microphone. Tony's the vola fun? Like? Isn't it crazy? I checked with you numerous times? Doesn't how to pronounce it? And did I say it right? It's true? Yeah? Good? I did? Okay, great? How do you say it like koala or in paula like that? Like that? Okay? Um, Tony, what's gonna be pre slept, pre select everyone? This is Tony TV. I don't think so money as time starts now, I don't think so elliptical machines that asked me what year I was born?

It looks like why I just want to elipse? What do you think? You're a bouncer? I don want to be at this cloth. I want to be at home on my couch eating ice cream watching the rest of development season two. Honey, the last time I was putting my year in, I put in the year nineteen hundred and you even care nothing happened. I said, I was a hundred nineteen year old man. You just let me do it. You didn't say, oh, you can sit this one out five seconds. Why why don't you care about me? Honey?

I don't think so. Hi, he's gonna beautiful, so evasive, And that was amazing. Also, I just asked Bowen, I had no idea that was even a thing, because Matt just signed up for the gym a few months here, and he doesn't. He looks great. Please give it up for serad. We're at the kid. Hello, Hello, serray what was that? Hi? Seri? Hi, what's gonna be pret slept your trouble. I'm gonna pretend like I'm trying to decide, pre prepared, prepared, Serandi's I don't think somebody of our

time starts now? Okay, you know what pisces me off when white people breathe. I'm just kidding, kind of uh. When white people wear bindy's when they're not religious. What's a binding? It's that little red dot between your eyebrows. Has a lot of religious cultural significance, right, but white people, I was like, oh, it makes me look sciritual. It

makes me look like I went to Firefest. Yeah, you and John Rogan, go fuck yourselnd s. The only dude from Firefest that does not need to go fucking fun himself is that dude who walked to office. I was like, I will suck a dick to say because and the white people as like, they get so fucking mad when you were a band teacher to a baby, don't listen to your right five seconds there. I was like, iron

made and iron Maiden. That's cute, named five songs. What if I was like, oh, a bandy, a bandy that's cute, named five Hindu guys. That was amazing. We should saying it's a rule of culture. His name is Andy Kay. It's really close when empty. His name is Andy King. Please give it up for this person's name. Mighty one. Hello, going guys, it's going good man. I should do uh

stairs without hand reels, That's what I should. I don't know if anybody caught my Jennifer Lawrence on Kennemen routine trying to trying to get up here, she was much less graceful than it was, much less graceful. I at least didn't mean to do it, and I was gonna sucking say but what I am, what I am gonna do is uh, I don't think so, honey. People who like to remind you that we need it to rain. I can complain about it raining if I want to.

That's my god given right as a Californian. How am I supposed to get used to something that happens eight times a year? Uh? They are more less rainy days than minority owned businesses in the How am I supposed to get used to it? Seconds? Uh? And I like and I said before I am, Uh I am a slightly disabled person. Anyone here? Uh you know what the trick is to walking with a cane and a prosthetic leg in the rain? Me? Fucking I've eaten ship like take times. My life is like the Dick Van Dyke Show.

If everyone then watched the Dick Van Dyke Show got really sad. Second, But yeah, I don't think so, honey, amateur meteorologist, clear pizzas and ship. Thank you, Mike All you'll give up for this group, But fuck carp trumpets it fun anywhere? Missing car and Mike you wall that was amazing. We're gonna go over to our palor correspondence. Hi, Hi, you missed the trout. You missed the trunky. That's that's another way of saying what Mike was saying. You'd rather

just not right? Oh, what's that? Okay? I can rain in the summer. I mean those those candn't recept to the same moment. What can I say something to you? Every time I come to the West coast it rains? Aw? Do you think it's me? What about you? Bohemian Rhapsody? Dude in the back, that guy hates me. That guy's one of the guys commenting on What the talk Oh stop, everyone and everyone should know that. Jill can Booster. Nicole Byer hosted a drag race podcast yeah called What the

talk Um. They were both they were both too busy and successful doing other things. Matt Rodgers is the rightful host. It is now hosted by Matt Rodgers and Motto a Gothion. And I am sure I'm gonna be too busy and successful very oh yes to do it. But hey, like in subscribe, I could really fucking use it. There's some real gross people out there, and Matt doesn't just do that. And I mean that very earnest. Lame stop. Okay, it's not funny. I mean to me, are we ready for

our last group of the nights? Y'all? This is gonna be the last group of the night? Is I don't think the last group of the night. And this group is going to be called Oh Glenn, Oh Glenn. Everyone please give it up for Irene soon? Why give up for Torrio ban Roll, give it up for Ryan Marshall, for Moon chaw Ian. Let up too, Ryan, and this is oh Glenn? And first of all, is Irene too? You just hosted your own Oscar show? Did I did? I just hopes the Oscars? None of you guys were

there was at the Balboa Theater. How would that go? It was great? I just like did step during commercial break? So I gave away a lot of free stuff. And what was the feeling in general about the Oscars tonight? Um? I think people liked it and people were surprised by who won Best Picture? Yeah, because it was a bad movie. I didn't watch it yet. Yeah, me neither. But I don't need to Irene. We have a troll ball here

and we have of course. I'm sure that is just amazing. Um. Well, I was preparing things to give away, so I didn't have a topic that I loved enough to go with, So I'm gonna go with the troll ball the hollars, hoping you know what it is. I'm like, just afraid you're gonna have the right to skip if you don't know what the topic is. But you will definitely know what this is. You're gonna know what this is because you're I don't think, so honey, topic Irene is therapy

and your time starts now. I don't think, so honey, therapy. I've never done it, actually, not the lie. I just remembered. I had to go in high school because my mom said it was mandated, and I think she lied to me, So I don't think so honey, mom, No, she made me go. And I don't do therapy because therapy means you have to want to participate, and I don't like talking to people. So we would just play games in

silence and pay her a lot of money. And the only thing my mom hates more than me not talking is wasting money. So I was like, how we're not doing this anymore? She loves a good deal. I don't know. I just I don't think so money therapy at all. I think we should just have more friends and talk to our friends instead stranger that well, I don't know. Honestly, I controversial, but I just feel like I would rather pay my friend to talk to that just a random

lady that I don't know. So I don't think tony therapy, don't tell me to go just a clean, crisp trollball dram. And she didn't. She said, this is my opinion on this, and here fuck you. Maybe it's parents. Okay, well, I think it's time to keep going. Time off, go away. How are you doing doing great? Okay? Cool? Here's the thing. We're doing fucking awesome and we want to know it.

Are we? Are we plunging into this trouble here? Or do I have some I have a lifelong rank and I want to you tonight, a life longer you will get one minute moment has led up to this moment. Yes, okay, so this is velosco wins. I don't think so many and as time starts now, I don't think so, honey, nice white lady who insists on pronouncing my last name NuGen spelled n g u y e n to pronounced win because Vietnamese is a mono Sylvic language, one slab per word I don't give a funk that you gotta

beating these friend That says NuGen too. I don't think so, honey. First off, fool, ain't your friends thirty seconds? She's a sadly nodding agreement so that you can maximize her tip. When she gets done with your names, she character, how would you like if I was like this, Becky, how do you pronounce your last name? How's that spelled? S? M I T h oh anis. I don't love that. You don't like that? You can keep calling me nugent and I'll keep calling you a fucking asshole. I don't

think so, honey. All right, you could take that to the bag and if what's your friend? She would say, you pronounce it with one syllable proof like fuck you go, oh my god, beautiful, We love everyone, Please welcome to this. Indeed, Mike in the center of the state, Tory of Mike and the center of the state. That is where you are right now, in the center, and it feels like the middle. I think you're right. We have two options. We have, of course, the trumble. We have a pre

selected option for you. Yeah, I'm gonna do the I'm gonna do the trouble. Oh get this one. No, not that one, it's this one. Oh no for tonight. Good luck to you, bitch, alright, this trouble. I don't think this, honey. Topic is Black Panther time shots now finally started? Yeah? Please, I don't think so, honey, Black Panther. It's just another shitty Marvel movie. I'm supposed I'm supposed to care because it's a bunch of black people. This time. It's just

the same trumps over and over. I don't think so, honey, Black Panther. It's you. Come on, Am I wrong about this captain American Black Panther. They're both annoying plus not to be this guy, but he's in the second movie he's in. That's not even that good. Superman has been in how many movies movies back, pant Black Panther made it to movie too, and he's already dead, and you're supposed to be proud about that. If I don't think so on it, I can feel people tightening up, and

that's fair. And that is fair because it was a big deal for some five seconds. Most people. I just think Black Panther, honey, I don't like it, because, uh I don't know. I was a green Book fan. I don't think so. Rong. Oh my god, it's actually ruled culture number ninety two. I was a green Book fan. And you know, the one, the only thing you could you could level against Plot Panther. Everybody for it, and people might, people might pay on this. It's based beat

for beat. It's lion kidding, right, I well, I guess. I mean they cut out the lesbians lather. It's it's it's Hamlet. It's beautiful. We love the bard. Okay. I would say my criticism of Black Panther would be too long, but that's like every movie. Every single movie is too long, except isn't It Romantic? Starring b No, it should have been longer. Yeah, isn't It Romantic? Is in that way a better film than Black Man. Wow, we look for

persons in the mind. I guess I'm getting drunk. I chilled the room to stay by saying, director, let's please do that, Please give it up for the one, the only, Ryan March, Ryan Hinee, and this look. We love it. You told us, we told you, we said turn a look, and you abide and exactly exact. Listen, Ryan, we have this bold pre selected you. Thank you. This is right. I don't think starts now, all right, So, um, I don't think so honey, you work because having a job

like ruined my outfit tonight. They told us so, they told us to turn a look tonight, and I was like happy to oblige, and I was like, yes, I'm gonna do it. And then I remember it because I was stuck in a toxic job for so long that I gained about thirty to forty pounds over the past year just binge eating Chinese takeout at one thirty am. I'm trying to stave off the climbing up the next day, and it didn't really work. So I decided tonight I'm serving you Reno gas station T shirt La Reality. Sorry

those of you who can't read it. It's got a drumpy bunny lady that says I don't do mornings, which I think is doubly unfortunate because she just got a new job, and it's all these people are coming to a second saying two weird things to me, like congratulations like the fun we like, I don't think, so honey, congratulations about what it's a fucking job, and like, oh my god, the slot of all of my like white girlfriends, things like how is that? Like it's a job? I

don't fucking like it, you know. And it's funny because all my black and brown girlfriends are like, girl, how is it? You know? But all the white girls are like, we should get a salad at lunchtime? And I'm sure we could, but I think, really it's just I'm just really pissed that I'm not a socialite. I pressed it about a SOCIALITETI two years. Yeah, and we have a new rule of culture. Honestly, it's grol culture gas station realness. You read, you read, I can't read. I can't read.

I just can't read this fucking chicken scratch that you have. What is that? It's fucking it's would have been a doctor if he had followed through on that school doctors. Doctors have shitty handwriting and all of them and it's and it fits. Okay, are we ready for our final? I don't think so that he would have been a doctor had he followed through. Yeah, absolutely, please give it up for my mom. So here we go. You are our final. I don't think so many of the night.

So we have a trouble here we have pre selected. I'm sure, what are you gonna do? I'm gonna go pre selected. I don't start now, all right. I just wanted to be the brave line and finally speak out against the thing that no one has the courage to fucking talk about. I don't find him. Think so, honey, babies in babies, you can't even keep ship out of your own vaginas. I think it's honey. No, people did not even want you and they have to keep you. No man, no man has ever given me that kind

of credit. I don't think so, honey. Oh my god, I think you have to change your whole life for these things. That doesn't make sense. That's a babyproof my whole house. I'm just gonna babyproof my whole body invested in Iday. I never watched the fucking baby trying to stick a fucking square thing in a fucking circle thing forever where they take Oh, they're in there fucking strollers all the time, taking a rule estate on the sidewalks. They don't need to be there, their legs or fucking

sticking out of the strollers. But you get some real parents. I don't think so much. Why Chaye and lu Cho has offered us another rule of culture. It's rule of culture to her eighteen babies. You can't even keep ship fucking out of her own vagina. Fucking wow. I need to give it up for this final group, y'all? Why do they call it out of oh bless if I read to fluck go in girl, Ran Bran and Boucha San Francisco. We want to say thank you, guys, so so much for coming out tonight, so much for Sunday,

spending your Sunday with us. Let's check in one last time with Jack and Erica. What a overall thoughts on the whole show? Oh wow? What a nice ten out of ten? Come back again. That's what they said, people, guys, in honor of an honor of jacking Erica on the counter three can we all scream allies? One? Two three Rodgers Forever Dog. This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Bohum, Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey.

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