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culture to discuss. I guess right, yeah, dark time? What's dark times? No? But listen, I want this to be a positive place. You're right. I want um you know, I don't want to I want to say we're leaving the dark stuff at the door. We could say that, though, but I also want this. I mean more and more now I'm lizing not as a privileged thing, but like you know, we can choose our moments of of blocking stuff out only to go back in and engage and be excited to get absolutely but we can't turn away

the sunshine. There's sunshine in the world. You have to say that sunshine, and we have a ray of Sunlight with us. Oh my goodness. Absolutely, let's go through the credits hunting. I mean, you know her from the let's say it, legend legendary Grandma's Ashes and of course one of the stars, I would say, one of the one of the true anchor anchors of ask At three thousand Goods and just the show you see, it's a the show, it's the show. It's the show that I was, the

legendary show. I lined up at fucking four pm on a Sunday. As college students, it's passage. You must sit and sit out in front of you, even if you're even if you're yeah, even if you're a student at you know, in in in the Maldives, you fly over to New York, in college, you wait in line at ask Cat. And she is the host of UM one of my favorite podcasts. Oh a t of all time. Make yourself comfy with Aubre tay back. UM. You've seen her on Broad City and thirty Rock Girls, Welcome Back.

We can't even believe. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. And that was the most like wonderful introduction. I was trying so hard not to breathe or smile into the microphone. I was you were like suffocating yourself there for a second. When you got good credits, Yeah, you got good credits. When the credits are golden, honey, Oh my god, abro are you guys? I could not be more excited about

anything in the world than being here. We live. And also it's like, it's so funny because when you get someone that you've truly looked up to for so long, like we love you, Oh my good love you. Aubrea was my improv one on one teacher UCB, and she can't believe the moment she stepped through the door and welcomed us, I was like, oh my queen, queen, and I had seen her before. No, stop it, this is real. I felt that way when I took a Chelsea Clark class. I don't talk about her, it is not about her.

I felt that I took a Chelsea Clark class for it when I was an advanced student, and I was still like, oh my gosh, it's Chelsea. But and that stays with you even when I see Chelsea today. God, when I see her today, God, God, God, please let me see Chelsea. Honestly, she is amazing. I think I saw all of you do. Um, Shannon and Tammy have friends together. Oh my god, I hadn't Shannon through the podcast. She hasn't asked me to do what I am positive about.

Oh my god, don't worry, because I want to be considered one of Shanny and Shannon and Shanny, Shanny, Shanny and Tim. They're too little fish and they him in the seat I was. I could have sworn it was you, it wasn't. No. I mean, I'm just gonna say that I would love to do the show Shanny Tammy. Um, but I have done a bunch of shows with Chelsea. She's just, oh my gosh, the best, one of the best. Hey, this is a little too Chelsea Clark focused for my Wow. Okay,

but no, it's true. Like sometimes, like especially when because we went to n y U, so we were going to shows like in college, like on the rag, like they're like, let's comedy in New York and like you do. It's so insane to like talk to people now and you're like, oh god, yeah for sure, and you're like, am I turned the corner and you're like, oh my god, right, there's you know what. We're still star struck, baby, start how did you too met? We we met in college.

Um story, It's hard to pinpoint where it starts. I do remember the moment, No, okay, but there this this I I have a different origin point. Okay, so this is it. I had a friend, uh in the pre med program with me named Mung Bielfeld, doctor and she was and this is back when, this is back when I sort of retreated back into the closet and thought I liked girls again. And I was like, oh, this girl is beautiful. Wow, I think I'm in love with her.

And then she lived in this dorm on fourteenth Street, UM, and on her floor was a boy named Matt Rogers. And then he this is back when you can record videos on people's walls. He recorded a video on her wall where he goes, hey, mong, here's a little and he's Matt's completely shirtless. He goes hey, mong, here's a naked video for you this And I go, who is this person? Why are they coming after? This is so funny?

Oh my god? And then and then I was totally it was total animosity, totally animosity at first, and then the moment we met. Matt remembers this more civili than I do we well, and Mom was like, let's all go to see a sketch comedy show and what you called hammer Cats. So I wasn't in the group at the time, but we all went and Bowen and I met in this small group and Mom was like, you'll meet Bowen at this and he's in Danger Box, the

improv group, and you'll meet him. And we met and it was like m okaying each other's and so we met there and then this, and then we didn't speak again for many months. But then and this is where improv comes into play. And this is I'll always have a thing with improv. This is a distorted perspective. Was in the improv group at and White Yea and I went to audition for the group my sophomore year because I decided I had come out of the closet. I was not going to wear American eagle anymore. I was

gonna pursue comedy, which I always wanted to. Now I do not somebody looked for that eagle. Is it on your shirt? Don't look, don't look. But I went to go audition for the for the Danger Box improv group and Bowen comes over. This is before I got into the audition and he goes, wow, it's great to see you. Everyone says you're so funny. And I was like, oh yeah, I'm really hoping to get on the group. He goes, well, let's look at your little paper that you filled out.

I was like, okay, well here it is and he said, hmm improv one oh one. I was like yeah, Ben Rodgers was my teacher. He goes, oh, that's good. That means you're already at an advantage. So you took a class. I was like, yeah, I hope. So going there. Cut first round, Okay, first round, Let's let's do it. He said. Hut, let's do it. He said, Anna dres and SNL writer cut me, Let's do it. Let's do it, he said. He said, okay, this is okay. So that that was my mob. I can't and I was scared of improv

from that moment on. No, no, no, step. Can I tell my version that won't get off the back wall? Please allow me to tell my version of the story. Okay, Um, I'm excited to just this is my first year as a as an you know, this is my first year is like I quote unquote upper classmen, like I'm not a freshman anymore. I'm excited to like to be part of the audition process, which was so so harrowing that first year freshman year in the in the previous year,

it's a very nerve wracking experience. So so I walk out. So I walk out, um, and I see all the auditioners, and then I spot Matt, who's the familiar face, and I go, oh, my goodness, Matt, it's so good to see you. Um, I'm so excited you're auditioning. So um yeah, like have you have you done improv before? Or have you or like, have you done improv before? And then he and then we basically get to uh, yeah, I took improv when I want. Bed Rodgers was my teacher,

And you go, that's amazing. That means you already have a leg up on everybody, so that's great. Yeah. I felt real good going in the road. I felt real good, had been reassured and everything, and I said, well, like break leg dude, Like it would be so cool to

be on the same team together. Then, of course, the way you judge someone based on their improv is three line scenes, Yes, three line scenes, and and I'll tell character, I'll tell you what happened After the three of the first round, all the all the team members go into a room and we're like going through our lists of people and we get to Matt Rogers and then and Andresen says no, uh. Some other people say now, and then I go, no, that's Matt. He's I know him

from freshman year. He's so funny. I think he'd be really really great. Let's put him through the next round. And I was out voted, and they're my friends now, and I just I'll never forget. Can I tell my version of what happened? What happened? Okay? So I was, I was at n y U. I was in a classroom.

I sneak into the buildings to use the restroom, and I was in this room and then there were a bunch of college improvisers and I was eating a bag of McDonald's and McDonald and then I saw a sign and it comedy, and I ran in the room and I snuck in there, and then all of a sudden, I like out of the corner. I said, these two hunks and they're talking, and then all of a sudden one of them, one of them grabs the other and

the other. One hits the other like stop it, stop fighting, and then they're like who are you and I'm like, I can't tell you, and then I ran away. Oh my god, that was her. Oh I can't tell you. I'm crying. That's so funny. Like what happened to the McDonald's. I left it's probably still there and left it and then I came back and I was like, this is weird. I'm going to take this. I still can't tell. Well,

don't so you guys know. The next day I made it onto the sketch team and then they and then I said to all of them from the imperfect I was like, you watch this space. I was like, I'm becoming for you. I said what I've got inside me, what I've been holding down inside of me, and I wouldn't be signed sick enough star. Oh my goodness. Well yeah, oh that's funny. We don't get to tell that origin story.

That is how it all started. That is amazing, and it was hilarious how even just the start of your stories. It's just the tone. It's like I was just being

and then just like came in the room. I was so nervous and it's just instant, and then I don't know, like I think we truly became friends because we were at like like one of the like parties after one of the shows, I like noticed across the room that one of the other was like lip sinking perfectly Nicki Minaja superbase and I was like this one, who are really yes? And then we became true friends friends. So thank you Nicki Minaj. We have to get down to

this question, your origin story, your origin story. What was the culture that made you think culture? It's for me, it's for culture, it's for me. I'm gonna try this on. Oh my gosh. Probably. Um can I just say that my culture source might be my dad. Okay, who's by the way, his name is Harley, which is just like Harley Harley back. But I think I got to know culture through my dad, who when I was little had

a mustache. But it was a big acoustic guitar players in these lots of music in the house from the dad, um and then I think he that was like my first introduction into music was just like Peter Paul and Mary's songs. So it was like an artistic house. Um No, I think we were artists. I know, I mean, my family is very supportive and that they love me, but I think they would love for me to do something else.

That's right, you know. But my dad is just he has a beautiful voice, and he works um with like in nursing homes and plays his guitar and he's like and so yeah. That was my first stage moment, was like singing with him and being like this feels so did you ever go to the nursing homes and perform with him? For the That was the first. It was

like a talent night or whatever. And I remember like going up with him and then we have we have like just a random home video where my dad is just jamming and and and I think it might be my brother's birthday and he's playing. And then I get up and it's fully improvised, and I literally sing a song that's like I like to eat hot Dog catch up, and then I sing to my brother. At point I'm like, how are you, Benjamin? I love you? And my brother will he will not look at me, not even look

at me. He's like, no, shut it down, this is my party, and you were Benjamin. I love you. I love you. That's very like our sensibility absolutely. Oh yeah, that's culture. I'm singing now. I can't think of a more joyful way to perform especi Why not just had a little bit of inflection and let it right? Yes, so where does are come from? The name? Yeah? So she is a character in John's Timebeck's East of Eden.

Who needs to character? But fucking idiot, because no, it needs to be And all the characters with see names are evil, all the characters with A names are good. Oh wow, I didn't know. I didn't even pick up on that. Yes, no, because so you are the smart one I think is about the city. So it's it's basically like reincarnations of Kane and Abel. Oh my goodness, so Kane kills Abel and so see, it's spoilers, spoilers, Jenna says, I don't even bother. I'm not even going

to watch the miniseries coming out next spring. Here there's a Bible series anyway, got to and then um, so yeah, so I think Abera must have been one of the like the matriarchs of the family. There's the Ames family. I think anyway, that's well, that's very cool. I didn't

get that reference until now. No, I honestly hearing you say that it is so great because I read it the first time like two months ago, because I was so nervous to read it because it is so intense and um and my parents had always described her as the good girl, and I was like, what does this mean? But she ends up being the love interest that the

brothers and I mean ke and the triangle. Well no, I mean she's with the one brother and then in the end spoiler like the one die and then like the it wraps up that it's clear like she and the other brother are going to be together because they're both like struggling with right. But then there's the evil woman in that the mom of the brothers is like the real yes, who's just like a bona fide like soath. This is a John Steinbeck. It was like his big

like it was after Grapes. He brot Grapes of Wrath and he was like, I'm going to write my masterpiece. It's I think he considered his masterpiece. I've only read of my men. I've never read that. Well, that was the only one that made us read in school. I famously haven't read many books. That's I mean, here's the thing I will openly admit that I have a lack of classics in my arsenal, and now as an adult,

I have to read like fun books before bed. I do read before I go to right, but it's got to be like a murder mystery or like a young adult or something like if you go. It was hard to read East, and I was like, I gotta push myself walk through it. You know what, The book tough, especially when you're fourteen. They expect us to read that. Make me read Scarlet Letter when I'm thirty. Okay, then I'll get it. I don't think so, honey, I don't think so. Public schools of New York, Wow, you know what?

You know, what's a good mix of like fun bea treaty murder mystery, and like semi serious book is like Agatha Christie stuff. I was gonna, I'm meaning a lot of parow. It's the He's the detective that the Christie. Right, He's great. I just finished. Have you ever heard of ton of Friend? She's like a murder mystery writer. She's Irish and I am very into the library right now.

Her name is Tonna French. Oh my god, what a glamor pusas yeah, and I just finished it because it was due today, so I was like on the subway, really pushing through. Oh it was very good. It's great a French French. We have to explain it. Make it that name up? That made that up. I'm like, I'm sorry, I made you up. That's amazing the library culture. But that's a forgotten piece of culture. Yeah, well, here's the I was afraid of libraries in New York for a

long time because of the bugs and because Ghoster that true. True, girl, that's true. Oh that's the title of this episode. I think that true because or is it a ton of French? I don't know. It's either. One would be great. But when beebugs were like really taking over New York, people were like, you can get them through library books, that a little beebug will be in the book, and then you'd be like squeish and then put it away and then you'll take it home. You've had bugs. Never I

will leave New York City gone, it's done. I've already faded that mental choice that if it happened, I will burn everything and leave in a fire glory. I can't do no way, I don't want it. I had to be about my first year New York freshman year was I was sitting in the dorm. Not that I never never lived in a dorm, never lived at a door. I lived my sisters off the grid. Baby. Um you know how they refer to the grid as dorms. So I yeah, I just was getting a bunch of bites.

And then I would never be able to fall asleep. And then I would just just I would go to lecture at nine in the morning for like e con and I would just this is this is this is that I don't think so honey, this this is this was a screwball. This is at Screwball Giant Giant Lecture Lecture Hall, also a fun place to play games. Also also also a screwball and also literally Alicia Keys did a concert there also literally it's a huge venue. People

do it, people do it, um do it. So And then yeah, I would just I can point to this seat where I just like looked up bed bugs on my laptop anyway, and you knew you had it. I thought I had it and then ended up we didn't have it. Was fine. Yeah, that's the thing. Anytime you get a bite in New York and it's the immediate question. And sometimes just like a little mosquito or some little spider really doesn't realize the anxiety that they cause. No,

not at all. Also, you guys, if you're looking for apartments and you can find this great apartment and the rent is real low, probably it's had be Bugs, you have to do your be Bug check. I just love that opera. I've never heard be Bugs before. I love that And it took me a second. I was like, Oh, she's talking about but we dare not say its name. Honestly, have too many words that are created by me that I assume everyone understands. That's culture. That's that's that's culture creation. Yes,

like I always pre established role. We've said in the show Will seven, you can invent what can invent words? And I always say, you know, if I ever see someone on the street and I call them something goofy, like a flaffa or like or like June, that means I love them. We ran into Derek Hats the other day on the street and I say, oh, June, and then and then I said to her, I was like, you know that means I love you. That I made up a name. That's when you know, Sudie Green is

many things. Rita. Well you say rita and I say, you know, buna fa lafa to and I'm I'm anything. I'm many things. Henry is um many things, Henry. What's the main one. Yeah, let's come up with I have a good one for here we go. Honestly, a tattoo and now I know she's got it across your back. It's gonna be a huge cursive across the back. And

make sure it's many colors. And they can't just be blacks, to be very colorful, lawful across my back, and also just like a little affel uneath, to be silly lawful, not to be confused with fault dare because falafel famously a real word, and not something that I want to look like. It looks like a little lumpy orange thing. Oh my god. Oh okay, So right off the air Abara came in and then we talked, we got to leave of their own. It's because you you have a

new hat. Right now, bone's wearing a nice little new hat. Famously, I've said publicly hats are insane, but I and my head has always been too big for hats. But well, I found this good one. It has a really small little bill. It's really cute. It's very emotional for me that you just said that. Well, I'm sorry, but now coming because I don't know how you feel. But when I was in high school, I tried to wear hats and all my friends said I look stupid in those

are your friends? Are right? We weren't allowed to wear hats in school socially okay, but I was. I was wondering if your school was, like you can, one of those lax schools, why was that? You know what? You know what the reasoning that I that we got was was because you could apparently hide a gun under your hat. Isn't that the most insane thing? First of all, No, no, you can, you cannot. How is it comfortable with that? I don't know what you're talking about? Um, meanwhile, in

my enormous backpack? Yeah, what the hell? Back? What about the backpack? Then? I can't believe that was ever the case? Yeah, I mean apparently it was. What did they tell you? I honestly don't remember. I just feel like there were so many rules based Yeah, I like, like, so you couldn't carry weapons? Like it was like, yeah, I guess

it was folded into that. There were other I mean, trench coats were obviously um other things that I feel like, yeah, now thinking back, I'm like, oh, yeah, we weren't allowed. Our thing was. It was definitely a respect thing. But my but my superintendent was very conservative. Like I've said before on the pod, like our our, our musicals that we were doing, we could never do anything that like suggested anything sexual, like we were not allowed to do Greece.

We're not allowed to do any of that. But we did do with the King and I and all high school and also the Whiz, so like you could tell what was the priority there, right, but ours was definitely the heads must be bare because it's a respect to fact. Now wait, I don't know if this is this might have anything to do with the rule, but where was school Virginia, Virginia. I mean, yeah, it's gun country. I don't know, it's all I just refused to believe that

it's a gun thing. I'm not sure, I honestly, that's what I'm saying. I can't remember what it was about hats, but I just remember like, oh, yeah, you were we couldn't wear hats? What about gum? Uh, I would never I hate gum. Wow shocking, Oh my goodness. Well that's well no, I mean I'm not saying I don't like the taste of it, but it's um. It literally is like an an anxiety thing. I think it's called like mesophonia.

It's like people were super sensitive to sounds. So if someone chomps their gum or cracks it, I like will lose my mind. I can't focus on anything else. Uh So I don't chew it because I mean I will every once in a while, but it does bother me so much. It feels so you weren't privy to the rules on it because it wasn't part of your culture. It wasn't part of my culture. You guys didn't have gum in school. We were not to chew. I think, yeah, I think you're right, though I think it wasn't allowed

school too. We were not. Our fourth grade class during standardide testing season lobbied to have gum free gum during the testing because we pulled up studies as fourth grader

that it made you think better. We were like, look, Mrs r Kobe, we we can think better on gum, right, And like, who knows if there was someone in the class with mesopheonia mesop who knows guys have in that commercial class and also what a humiliating at that age thing to say, like, guys, I'm sorry, even though we've proved a thing better, but I can't even though I'm under the age of ten, and that person, I can't

do it. I literally googled. I found out about this, like, uh, maybe a month ago because I was googling it because I was like, why does this bother me so much? And then I entered like a world where everyone was like, this exist. It makes me feel better knowing I haven't, And I was like, I haven't. Just I'm like a like a wound type person who's just like, you can't do it. You know. I've heard of people with the fear of gum because they believe that they'll choke on it. Yeah,

that's what I like. It's like a thing. It's like an irrational thing, Like I can't put the gum in my mouth because at some point I will absent mindedly be shooting it and I will choke on it. Right, they shouldn't eat let me tell you, Swallowing gum not a day in the park, not panicky, panicky, get a little bit panicky whenever I want. When it happens, just like just like oh my god, just like when it's

in your throat, it's like, oh God. And then they also say that rumor that gum stays in your stomach for seven years. Yes, yes, um back. So maybe they're right, maybe they're right, maybe the school's right about that. But we got on this topic because Bowen has a new hat. So I'm trying. I'm entering this new phase in my life where I'm going to give hats a try. You

love Cuba, come around. Thank you. That means a lot because I, like Matt, was told as a child, no, you look you looks not even hats like your you look dumb in hats because my power thing. I think it's power to tell someone you can't do it. I think you look bad in this, and it's it's like a very high school thing. I think it's like you look stupid, or you look bad, or you can't do

this is like a power thing, absolutely at that critical age. Um. And so anyway, I was wearing his hat and then someone was it ab you that said I looked like no. That was a sweet mate. Matt, I said, I looked at him in this hat, and it is a cap with a short brim, and I said, you look like the umpire. I said this with love, because I don't want to remember I'm the sweet one, right, So I

said this with love. I said, you look like the umpire in a League of their Own that Tom Hank says, it looks like a little penis with a hat on, but in the cutest way and the cutest way. And I think that it's so dainty on you, and so thank you. And then I famously said I have never seen League of their Own, so which are replied, oh I god, and I concurred. But you've seen it so many times, seen it so many times. And I did say it is maybe my favorite movie of all time culture.

I've seen it so many times. It's so good. I can't believe you haven't seen it. But honestly, I don't don't feel bad because I also, along with books, there's a lot of classic movies that I haven't seen that people really get on me about. And I'm like, look, name the biggest one. What's the Oh my god, I've never seen it either. I've never seen it either, And people kill me. Yes, Oh my god, Brandon kills me for it. Henry is moving out because of it. It's

one of the most beautiful movies of all time. I got a backlog of a lot of things I got to see. Yeah, I know, also The Godfather for me, I have seen it, but maybe not start to finish. I've probably pieced it together. Have you seen West Side Story? Yes? Haven't so beautiful? Oh but then then I hear about the horrible things that happened in it, Right, I want to see that. I don't want to see what happens to Anita over. I love that your your thing that

you could not handle seeing is the thing? Well you really she's under like mentioned in terms of the tragedy of West Side Story. It's like what about what about? It's like what about from Stranger Things. I really loved it, I really really did. Although I was terrough five Yeah, same, I can't watch it was too scared for ten seconds and I was like, I just was listening to you guys talking about and I was like, I do get that. And also the thing that I fully agreed with is

you're breaking bad switch that I think. I also made it to four and then I was like, I'm depressed and upset and I can't finish. And it got so much worse from that point from what I hear, like, I watched through season four, no, the first episode of season before I breaking back, and then I had to stop. I was like, you know what, I respect this, but

I can't be a part of it anymore. Wow. Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of shows where yeah, you're supposed to power through, but I'm trying to really empower myself to say, I'm my my actual mood is getting bad watching this stuff. I have to stop. And does it get to the point with you two where like sometimes you'll be watching like a normal show where like violent things don't happen, but you assume that there will be something. Mad Men, I would be watching it

behind a pillow, and I was scared. I was scared. The last season of mad Men, I watched from behind the sheet, terrified. So I like, I said, there was gonna be something. So this is just like people who are scared of swellowing gum. You're you're afraid of something that has very low likelihood of happening, You know what, You're right right, Like it's what do you think that means about me? I don't know. I think I think this is no This say is more about humanity that

it does just you. They all have these irrational fears of huge catastrophic things that probably hopefully won't happen, but they do. You know what, I what what my most irrational like whatever, my biggest fear ever. And that's why this has been such a shitty time to be on Facebook lately. I very much fear like nuclear war. So everyone coming out with their jokes about like we're getting nuke, I think it's not only is it not funny, I

think it's hacky. I think that you're all hacks. Sorry, and also you need to have some respect because there's people out there that are truly scared of that, and it's scary. You're talking about everyone, but that's applying that the people who are making the jokes aren't scared. Well, that's fine. Deal with your fear however you want. Actually, no, wait, don't don't type us Facebook status about it. I don't like it. I find it disrespectful. Currently no, Facebook took

Twitter off my phone as well. I'll, i'll, I came back in for a moment and then I come back out. I can't be on it. It's too much. This is but this is happening now because I a lot of people are just sort of there's a mass exodus, and I'm I think after this weekend, I'm done. I think

I can't imagine. I mean, it does. I'm happier. Good God, I'm so happy that Henry is off too, and he says he's so much happier it is, and all you know, I just when everything happened, I took it all of my phone and then I just watched incessant episodes of Great British Bake Off. And that is how I survived

results of the election. Look, can I just say I just want to point out real quickly, I looked up to Ober a lot, especially during the primary season, because she would publicly wear her Hillary fucking Clinton shirt everywhere, and I'd be like yes, and then like I like when when when all, like you know, when like the whole like it's cool to love Bernie, which it was, which is an and it's great and I love Bernie, but I was I was, I was a Hillary guy, and I was like, people would just shoot on you

for for liking Hillary and I'd be like no, no, no, no, no, We're out here wearing our shirts and it was it was just it was a very nice thing to see. Are just wear that. I I love her, love her so much. I did. I was at her headquarters volunteering throughout and it was just the best. And I was there on election Day and I was just like we were all just like yeah, and then were your rabts or were you at the office. I was at the

office office. But I think I think she's incredible and I still do and I just I just want to talk to her. Amazing I have I have to say absolutely no regrets. Everyone's like, well, I agree with them. There is a lot to learn from the election going forward, but like, no regrets. Um. There was a great piece I don't know if it was in the Washington Post or something else where. It was like Hillary Clinton plans for next move and it's very interesting they wrote this

after the inauguration. They were like, she's gonna like she like I think I think her and Obama and the Obamas are really gonna like make a place for Ann Bernie like everybody like I mean, which there's an argument to me to be made about whether they're not these are the Democratic leaders we want, since they've you know, on a certain level, failed us in an election. But I think collectively they're going to create a place in a space for everyone to sort of like anchor their

their their aneologies. And so that's very exciting and I can't wait to see what's next for Hillary. Me too, And I honestly, in a lot of ways, I just don't feel like we deserve her because everything she does, everyone's like even at the inauguration, everything was like Hillary Clinton so stock, and I'm like, what more do you

want from this woman? She is here. I would have flipped him off and run off, but she was elegant and poised and and even then people, you know, we're trying to find something, and I was just like, you know what, I want to just you to have an island, and you want you to grow your hair long, and I want you to just like live your life because I'm like, you, you've done so much and just a girl woman, And not that it really matters, but she

looked incredible. I just I was like, the second she stepped out and the cameras were right in her face, I'm like, you know, what that is? Literally, that says everything. It's like you still had to know what her reactions like, you're still so interested, You're so interested. I was just like, I don't know, I still get salty about it because, excuse me, it was like she was poisoned in a way that he is not. He's not capable, not an amount for a moment of his life. It just upsets

me a lot. But you know what, you know what's actually been really um nice for me. What I've been doing is just thinking about all the amazing new leaders that I've just been elected to, like Tammy Duckworth, who was an amazing story and people aren't talking about it enough. That is an amazing story, like and it got totally swept under the rug with all the other bullshit that was happening, but like we elected the first disabled woman to send it like that was that's amazing, that's amazing.

And Kamala, I think, is a force, a force. My girl Kirston's coming through right now. She's she's looking like a woman who's running for prize. Do you think, well, I mean, it's the it's the whole voting now on all the appointments and like she's you know, she's that's very interesting that you got to highlight these good things. Yeah.

Even and that's when the march was happening. I was like, you know, at first, I was so annoyed that like at the time still had Trump at the top of their of their web page and I was like, nope. And then eventually it got pushed to the front. But its like we can't let the garbage dominate, Like there's good stuff happening. Speaking of the garbage, yes, one of Bowen and his favorite thing is to watch Omar Rossa on talk shows and Omar Rosa, I think it was

yesterday or today was on the View. I've never heard anything I love more than the words Omar Rossa on the View because the View is how I get my news, Matt, not even it has been can't keep this up. I get my news from the View. And watching Omar Rosa on the View today, I gotta say I'm excited to hear more from it. She'll probably be our secretary of something something. The way that she was talking to them, she's insane, Like sunny hosting the one the one host

on the View was like asking a question. Of course, it was like a compound question, and is like, well, you know what, how about I answer your first question and then we can talk about the other parts of your question, because what you just asked this really a lot um. So your first question in your in your series of confusing questions, I'll do that. And it took her. It takes her so long to tell you how stupid

the way that you've asked the question is. And then she answered the question, and it all just comes back to, like, don't you ever the way that you've spoken to me, I know what's happened, You don't, and it's just so overpowering, toxic. It's so toxic. But it's funny. But that's what we said about Trump, right. But here's the thing I had. I don't watch the view, but I was, and I

believe it was yesterday. I was in the gym plug and yes that I was in the gym I and I purposely, like I go in a random time when no one's there, like at like eleven, hello nowhere, and I go and change the TVs because they'll be on CNN and I can't see his stupid face. And the view was on, and first of all, it was an Aladdin Broadway dedicated Whoopy got it? She got a costume made to be the Genie, and so the best part is obviously I can't hear the sound and there were

no captions, so I was just imagine what's happened. And first of all, this was the entire episode because the Genie was a guest host. And then you see her like going down the hallway and like getting ready to come up through the tube, and I guess she just like pops out of the tube. But it's like, hey, as the Genie, which you know me, and she's going to walk out there and be like whooping, and that's everyone's going to freak out. Yes, But then it was

just like I didn't know what was happening. But eventually the other Genie who was there, the real ten you sand I don't know how I feel that bad. We're still singing songs. And then I guess she just like left and that was it, Like she just came in

to be like two genies. I have to say she wasn't on this episode with Omarossa, which made me feel so But let me tell you that means that Joy was the moderator for the episode and you know that there's ship between Joy and Omar Rossa because Omarrossa goes. You know, Joy, you're being um, You're obviously very angry, and I can unders I can understand that because I can understand how terrible you must feel that Trump is in office. He is, and let me tell you something.

You have hit him and hit him and hit him, and there he is in office. And Enjoy's like, yeah, actually, it does. It kills me. It literally kills me. It does. And that's what you have to do. Then google search Joy Bighar. Do you know she's seven before she looks amazing? She's seventy four. I would have guessed in her fifties. Do you know what I mean? You know who's about

to hit seventy Elizabeth Warren? Oh wow, I don't know if that's a surprising maybe not, but yeah, can I also this is I mean, we're talking about very important people. This person is also important to me. Okay, guess how old Kiana Reeves is. No, he looks amazing, looks amazing. I like it. That's hot. That's hot. Kanaris was my crash, had a collage and he is still like top five And I love John Wick. I think it is such a good movie, and I will be I will February ten.

I will be there for Kana. Like you see all the movies, Um, I haven't seen I've seen it. Like his action movie I mean, oh no, he wasn't in speed To that was like a water situation. Is an incredible movie. Um. But he's also I mean I could go I like literally have researched him. He's an incredible person. He's also had a great person He's had like a very tough time in life and in love, and he's very generous and he's just a great ship. So easily be a dirtbag, but he's not. Yeah, who's a dirtbag?

That's Orlando Bloom. You know do you think he's a dirt bag? Based on his wee based peep being out like almost ones back when they were like water surfing. I've talked about this on the pod water Surfing. I was in line behind him at the fourteenth Street McDonald's four am and washes. He was being a drunk. I've told this before, I'll tell it again. This is a

good culture. Matt and I were at this this you know Hammercats after party and was called back called back, got very very child after parties in college when you're in sketch when so I leave and then I go to the McDonald's on fourteenth and six. I want to say, it's like three in the morning, and then there's um there's a homeless person sort of like leaning against the counter, um, not even doing just kind of hanging out. That's the one, Yeah, the bad one, just leaning there, just just not like

not doing anything. And then Orlando and then I and then I just I go up to the counter and there's this man behind me, and then and then Orland and then this man is like shouting at the people. Uh, no one's at the register, but he's shouting at the people behind like you know, the racks and stuff. And he's like, help this guy out, help this guy out. And then he turns around and I see it's sucking. Orlando bloom and he goes, why won't these people like

feed this man of burger? And I was like, oh, I don't know, yeah, it's terrible, like I I don't remember what I said. But then the next week he had his second child, like where was he like, like where was he to like support his his his The mother of his children. Definitely crazy. Yeah, also that whole scenario. I envisioned you in a full cost, like a sketch cost, just like Wizard. But I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know or Land, I just did. I just went to a sketch, my friend's sketch on the show. Yeah it was. It was no one at the register. I don't know because it was a McDonald's at four am, like just lead the register. Why did you hear Orlando's for sure a d bag? Well? I was thinking more along the lines of like Russell Crow, who's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which you can't have ros documented document. Colin Farrell, Oh he's maybe he's a good guy. I'll tell you something

that's a good sex tape. Have you seen the Colin Farrell sex tape? Who does he have sex with? Uh? This playboy playmate name named Nicole Narraine? I think I think this is one of the few sex tapes. Why is it good? Because it's Colin Farrell. Also, you're plugging of Google Search. Also not just Google, but you specify you can Google search. It's Google search dot com, Google search dot com forward slash Colin Farrell sex tape and then you type in Colin Farrell sex tape, you hit

search and then the first link. Canuine terrified about. I mean, this could launch into a very private discussion about being tracked for things you search and like accidentally getting a virus. That's like you have inappropriate porn on your computer. It's like, no way, wasn't. I was just searching for Colin Farrell and it's like, hold on. I came back the other day and there was a name of a really bizarre celebrity shirtless and I was like, Henry, what the heck?

And I have to I have to think of who it was. What was the celebrity? And I don't remember it, but it was like a celebrity that you oh, oh my god, he's gonna be so mad. What I'm gonna say it, Yes, such a crush on Thomas Middle Ditch my gosh, Oh my god, he's going to be so embarrassed. But Thomas is a cute. And then I was like, you know, if you want to, then I showed him his his YouTube above average series the morning after. Yeah, I was like, here you go, baby, there you go.

That's a good guest. Oh that was nice. Also, it was very cute. You're getting like so happy and like worried about saying it was like the concern because now I feel like you might be mad. I'm going to check in with him later to see if that can be on the pot. I'm sure he's fine. Yea. I have so many Seleb crushes. What's your top five? U? No, it was a fun Kia Kiana Kana party of two. Martin Freeman dominated, who yeah, the g I get it,

I get it. Where the grid is, I mean the town in the town, the town, town in the I mean world, the World's end. What's it called? No, World's end, it's a it's a bar in Chelsea where the world ends. Martin Martin Ry Dana Radcliffe is very similar less time

like yeah, nerds, totally absolutely. Um. I will also say Killian Murphy gets in there different, which I recently had a conversation with someone about and they were very like, he has bone structures too much, and I was like, or it's perfect and um onere uh And then I mean, yeah, Elijah would oh wow yas he's been beautiful, big old lies, big old eyes. You're a lord of the rings queen, big time which fantasy queen with Queen Dent like my college. In college, I was an r A and basically were you.

I loved it? Did you up? But I loved it for the year and a half that I was. I wasn't through all of college after my freshman if the dorms my entire time in college and where was University Virginia? But you were on the grid. I was on I was totally on the grid. But basically I would like go around to my gals on the hall and and anyone and I just would be like, guys, get the extended DVDs of Lord of the Rings and I would I would anybody who wanted to come over to my room.

I'd be watching those Lord of the Rings. Oh my gosh. Yeah, that was like your programming. Yeah, do in activity. I was like, yes, this I always I always hosted the oscars in the basement. Oh well that's fine. And I was like, everyone, fill out your balance. Who thinks what Davis is winning? Like it's never happening until this year. This year Oscars Queen, Um, here's the thing. I so right now you're your fingers. I love how direct it is and it's making me nervous, but also I'm not

a big award show person. I do like to know the results, but the award shows, for me, I'm like, just hurry, yeah, I want to know, so I don't get it. I get into the outfits, so I look at it online and then I like to just like refresh on a web page until it says like winner, and have you always been like this or is this reason? Um, I've kind of always been that. Okay, so this is interesting.

I am like the transitory person between two because I used to love awards shows and now I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just I want to I want to read like the live things as it comes on an IMDb, and I just want to look at the outfits. And that's all to me. There's nothing funnier than celebrities taking themselves

that seriously. So for me, the funniest thing that could ever happen in the world is Gwyneth Paltrow walking out in ature gown to the theme from Shakespeare and Love and planting and saying five adjectives and then announcing categories like boldin white clean. These are five words that described me best, key griping, funny, Chris Martin, Chris Martin, so this is it? Okay? So I think Obera likes these gone wiry cheek bones, but probably smart and talented British folks. Yeah,

that's that's British mine roll human pieces of meat. It's like justin Timberlake. I love him, love him, getting get like weak thinking about him. And I should also say Academy Award nominee. Okay, um Chris Pine, Oh yeah he is very very hunky. Any any captain Kirk is gonna is gonna get me, you know what I mean, Like you want a captain of the ship probably back in the day shot he honestly, yeah, Colla And then I love um, I love uh wait, there's hold on look.

Oh you know who I've been really into lately. Andrew Garfield. Yes, but see yes, and that's Henry's number one too. Did you see? Um? I just like saw the clip of him and Colbert kiss Oh yeah, really affected. It did something to me me too. I was like, because the second one, like they kissed and then they went in for a second one, and I was like, this is maybe the most beauty of the thing I've never seen. It was so good. You know who else I love

Tanning Tatum them love them. Yeah, you like a hunk, like a beefy hunk. I mean, you know what it

is like, I grew up on Long Island. So like what I've said a thousand times on this podcast, everyone's like, we know, but like, I'm never gonna not be attracted to like the guy that comes in the room and he's like I'm here, and it's like probably to Tan and has muscles, and it's like as a has that tattoo around his bicep, always part of me is going to be like sure, But I do understand that because there is a butcher near my apartment that I go to and any time you walk and he's like, he says,

we're gonna get you, sweetie, and I'm like, it's like and he's like anything else for you, sweetie, And I'm like he really like any hawk geye that works at a pizza store. I go to the pizza store on Google Search and see where the closest piece of stories, you know what I mean? Those guys in my little dirty apron store down the block. I love a pizza store. Gotta love gotta love your Okay, I don't have a top five. I think I have like the top three. Oh even okay, so um uh oh god, what's that guy,

Billy crud Up, really Billy Crudup in any movie? Like even women? I was like, oh, yeah, he looks gross in this, but I would still still bang, um there you go. Stephen Colbert. Yeah, I mean come on, man, it's just any magic man, anyone with good jawline, you know, and then like you're give me, you know, give me any dress, Elba, just give me a square jaw. That's all. You know? Who's hot? That Herschela Ali Yes, Oh my gosh, I'm a Denton. Yes, I mean I'm just watching Moonlight.

I was like, who's hottie man? Yes, daddy, he's he's he's bad, He's daddy. He he might be the new daddy. He was. He was the daddy in Moonlight. He was the daddy Dad. And I have to see that movie. Still you haven't seen, you must because you know who I love is Naomi Harris. She's so good at I mean, what a glamazon too? She is bard Yeah, yes, you've seen. That's not the Harry Bonds's moneypenny. She's the new money penny. Am I not talking to two bond queens. I'm not

a Bond queen. Money is a big figure. I know who's Oh well, and that's a oh actually, I've completely missed my top guy. No, you probably don't even know him, but you wait, the geeky geek that's now the new queue. No. No, his name is Tobias Menzies. I know, I know the last name. That's the name. I would almost how the French. But here's the thing. He like, he is this amazing actor. He's in um, he's in one of the Bond movies. If you I only saw the first season of Outlander,

and he's like, he plays two parts. He's the bad guy and he's the husband. He's in the Night Manager. He's in a Game of Thrones. He like does everything look Admir Tulley in Game of Thrones. He is I he blows my mind. Look him because I want to know. Use Google search, don't use Google search dot com. Slap forward of the opportune bo uh. He's looking at this. Look at that John, that's huge. What do you think about the look at his little look at his arms?

You like Thomas Hutleston. I don't, I know, I know but I watched The Night Manager and he was so here's the thing. I'm sure he's a lovely person. I don't want to judge his work because God only knows. I don't want to be judged ever. But he was so stready and it was like it was in The Night Manager. It was like, yeah, he's always like I'm using sex appeal, I've got chop features. Yeah, but I really do feel bad because if we're in a movie together, I don't wanted to be like I heard you on

those coats guaranteed he listens. Yeah. Wait, do you like Bennett c cumber Badge? Yes, that's yeah, but you're just like not no, because what I am very attractive. But here's the thing. When you watch Sherlock, which is one of my top favorite shows of all time, Martin Freeman is like a very close second to Tobias. Yeah. Wait,

who's like the hot hot guy from Game of Thrones? Oh, the guy who plays John Snow Yeah but not really not a kid Harrington because he and I don't know, I don't know the guy who plays Um, the guy who the guy who plays male Anister. He's like a name like Nicola, Yes, yes, yes, Richard Madden who's also Game of Thrones, who was one of the uh he was rob he has hands boy, Yes. And you know who I think is attractive is Lily Allen's brother Alfie Alpha.

And there's a couple of scenes where he's getting it on and I'm like, Alpha Allen. I totally get that, which Lily Allen wrote a song called just Like about him being a stoner like Lily. I do like Lily Allen the first British stuff. I am convinced that's where I'm supposed to be. Have you been to London? Yes? I love it there. If there was a way where like I could like be living my life, I convinced that's where I want to be. London I loved because listen, my last time I went to my only time I

went to Europe. We were going from Paris to London, and I loved Paris so much, like was totally in love with it, did not want to leave, and we were like, okay, we're going to London now. I was dreading it, like, did not expect to like it at all, and then I got there and it was the best, so so beautiful. Have you seen a show on the west End. Yes, great question, Yes I have. I actually I was because I was there. I was there in March, and then I was there the year before and I

went to Matilda by myself. Probably it was really great and I saw a funny girl. Oh Matilda was probably great. It was really great. And then of course it was just uh because I went by myself, I got a great seat because you're just a little like fills in and a little everyone's like, don't come near you, like when Kim and shows. Um, here's the thing. I I've seen not enough Broadway shows to feel like an expert on that matter. Uh. That show was just so interesting

and fun and there were so many kids. It was great. I'm trying to think of another, probably show that I saw with a lot of kidanes School of Rock with our Michael Hartney. I want to see it's so badly Yeah, well he's not in it anymore. Oh god, oh god god. But there's lots of really talented kids and they are actually playing those instruments. It's really good. That's so great. It's a wonderful thing. And I have to there's a lot of good stuff coming to broad you know what,

you know what commercial drives me wild. Hello Dolly, Hello Dolly Midler, Broadway, no Way, no More, No More needs to be sad. That's the commercial. It's just those words text and it's like, yeah, you're right, I'm gonna bite ticket. I see I don't have television. I just have Netflix. And so yeah, do you have your Netflix hooked up to your talent? Yes? I do, because you have the Apple box. I have an Apple box. It's a cold

apple apple couple story. Can I just one quick thing and just too quickly bring it back to make yourself comfy. The titles. Just just look at the titles alone and you'll laugh. Can your name cup of soup? Bagelberger and we're given a read? Those are my watercolors. I did the little oh yeah for the cover art. That was like a huge part of the podcast was me really being like, I've got it. I'm gonna make the art

more episodes. Have you thought about revisiting you know? It's I love doing it and I would it just it was it felt like we we did a whole like we did twenty two. It felt great. Um And Taylor Moore was the producer and he's just that's crazy. The best I mean, I would love to do it more, but I also like, well it did end. I think Bagel Burger was the last. Was the first Sad Squirties? What was the ones that? One of my favorite things ever was the episode with Neil Casey. We're at the

end of the episode. He plays a little baby who loves who talks that is that Scoties and and yes, and then Albert plays his mother and he is in like a little like high wheelchair sort of thing, and he wants to go to the window and he wants always wants salami, always wants. Well, there's actually a funny story about case I don't know if you know this, but Bowen Yang came out the closet to Casey at Skidmore College Comedy Festival. So sophomore Yeah, this is another

college college story that will never forget. This is so this was this is sophomore year. Matt had come out the year prior, over the summer going on the sophomore year, and it was like I was like the only person in the like comedy community and yu that was gay. Yeah and so and then at that point going into sophomore year, I was like, oh boy, I don't know

how much longer I can have to keep up? Yeah, So then I kept it up until second semester though, after winter break, and then in February we all head up to Skidmore College and don't have you done? That? Have you done? But too Torto does it and then they headlined that year and that's why, and then just yeah, the week before that, I think the day before we left, I had come out to the people in the improv group, and then swiftly after the people in the sketch group,

but then going together, it was spread. It had spread. And then we went up to skid More and I was just so happy and excited to be out of the closet again and so drunk and so drunk, and then so then after the show has happened, um, we went to this little cabin in the woods where we had this party and then I just got hammered, truly handred, and Neil was talking to some some nice person outside on the on the deck and then I just amble out and I go takes boat. Hey, Neil, ca see

guess what, I'm a big Old's great, that's great. And Neil was very nice about it, but was terrified I'm sure, And so Neil was one of the first people I came out to. That's a beautiful memory. Oh and what a wonderful I mean, just the PE's just the best. I never met him, you never, you never will. That's a little story. We've gone through a lot of college origin stories and we never talked about a league of

their own. Okay, let's just talk quickly about a league of our own before we get into I don't think so, honey, what's the best scene of a League of our own? Milky White Breast? Okay, which I need to explain. No, I mean that's it's it's not the honestly, I think it's it's not maybe not the best scene, but to

me it really affected me. It's there, there's a woman on the team who can read, and she, of course Madonna helps to read, and they're at the back of the bus and it's and of course Madonna has like a racy book and so she's reading and she's like Milky White Breast and she learns to read through this. Yeah. I have to say my favorite scene is has anyone seen my new red hat actress killing it with one one? They're having this dramatic scene and then has anyone seen

my new red hat? And what does Gina Davis say? I piss on your hat? By the way, have you seen Thomma and Louise? It was so nice to that you must see Thoma and Louise. Have you seen Thoma and Louise? I'll be announcing my new co host. Um, you guys have to see Delma and Louisa Davis, Susan Sarandon pre insanity. Um, but you must, Oh my god, it's so good. Does it count that I do you get?

Did you ever watch French and Saunders the Sketch Show which Don French two amazing British women of French, huge fan. I would watch it every now and night, so obviously ab fab and then the other duo that that, Jennifer Saunders.

So French and Saunders. But they did a lot of movie parodies and they did Alma and Louise and it's super It's just even not seeing the movie, it's super funny because like the whole thing is the fact that they're shooting it in England and it's cold and it's like in a convertible, and they keep referencing the fact that the cameras like hanging on the side, like it's just a great love Alma and Louise. We had to

watch in college. I was studying screen writing in college and they they put it on because it was like, this is a great example of a script, and like we watched it, and it was one of the first times that like, I was crying in a movie in a real way and thought about many hours afterwards, and like, I didn't think I was going to get emotional, and like all of a sudden really was. And Billy Domino, whose birthday it is today, his birthday is today, and he looked over at me and was like, wow, this

is beautiful to see. Oh did that affect ruin it? I can't think of the movie without thinking of him like laughing at me crying. So in a way, it's kind of he was making fun of you, I think, so. I think also, callback I never got into Brad Pitt, that's fine. Well, you know I got into him when he got a little bit beefier, know what, which fits toity, which I would say the closest I got into him was that peanut butter scene in this one where he's

um the devil or like dead death, am I thinking back? Yes, which it's the most like he's like basically playing like uh like a British boy. Yeah, yeah, he's death. He comes back and tries to take Anthony Hopkins and oh my god. I was just gonna say rule number one seven of culture. If you don't know clear, you're not a cultural I mean must know they're called back, because last night I googled it. Dana Reeves. Wow, this is beautiful. Yeah. I watched a video on YouTube that was called Kiana

Reeves girlfriend and it just counted it down. Center Bullock, right, Sandra Bullock, absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Center, A lot of celebrities she dated. She dated Ryan Gosling before he was like Ryan gosl absolutely, And then I will say this is not to throtrade. It's Andrew, who I think is truly amazing and I actually think somehow underrated. I scared question her because of the Jesse James thing. I'm like, what is that? Yeah, like, well, how did that happen?

Doesn't that happen too often? That like some amazing, talented, beautiful woman dates some like yeah, I mean I don't know who Kenny Chesney is and what he's all about. But he's another one where I was like, what you doing? I went to a concert of his one time. And also Kenny Chesney's probably on my top five. One time. I read an article with him when I was like eleven and very susceptible to this, and he said I actually have six percent body fat and I was like, God,

damn it. Now here's the thing. Are you into him with his hat off? Yeah, has to stay on the same thing with probably Tim McGraw. Tim Across a good one with the hat on with off. He and the blind Side put that back onto. Never saw the blind side. He was in. The blind Side missed literally nothing. Sandra looks like my name is Leanne Tui and I am I'm my foot. I'm going to raise this child. Let's

save this town. That's her husband, right Stid. Oh my god, Sorry, I have to segread to another man who blows my mind because that made me think of Friday night Lights and the Kyle Kyle Chandler. That's that's an American flavor in there. For American that is, every once in a while, I love a good old American hot dog and catchup. No, I just want to say one thing about Jennifer Saunders. She is the only good thing about the Struck franchise. I think she played she played the first she played

Harry Godmother. That's right. Yeah, I don't think she's the only good thing about wonderful Shrek Too though Shrek one, John left Ow amazing even like, yeah, I know you watch the Shrek the first Maybe Shreck is great. Cameron D. Cameron D so Mike my No, no, you gotta love my Mike mies. But by the second movie, I was like, okay, But then Jennifer Saunders brought that fresh new villain factor and she's she's saying that cover of holding out for a hero. Oh that was her her. I never saw

a Shrek two because I wanted to keep Shrek one pure. Guys. Shrek Too Great soundtrack dashboard confessional, so I'm a real dashboard question. Mike Myers called back to one of my first ever crushes, Dana Carvey in Wayne's World. Oh yeah, cutie, I was in love with Garth, as was I Bill Murray and Ghostbusters. I named my Ken Peter for Peter vank because he was like, I was like, he's so hot,

little Peter Vankman Kendall took my barbies very serious. So you think Dana Carvey is the hottest comedian honestly, Dana Carvey in wayensworld. So I'm being very clear, it is. Yes, I'll tell you. I love those lonely Island boys, love them with their little white sunglasses, love them so long Island. Okay, I think we gotta do. I don't think so, honey. Now you've heard, you've heard the show. You know, I don't think so, honey. Sometimes we don't always prepare, but

I do have one prepared. If you have one prepared, no, I don't. Do you want to go first? All right? Do you have one that you're gonna do? Okay, well it's okay because that's commonplace, all right. I do have one that I'm gonna do, and I'm excited about it and I'm gonna get my stance. I don't think so, honey. For everyone out there listening is our chance to take woman on the clock to rail on something and culture

that's really grinding our tears and getting it culture. And we you listen all the DoD day, So here we go. I don't think so, honey, Matt Rogers, time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Walt Disney World, the Hall of Presidents rides specifically, y'all are going through a refurbish right now, refurbishments right now, so you can put Donald Trump, the animatronic in there. I say, I don't think so, honey, bitch.

I am not about these little children who come to Magic Kingdom for enjoyment having to sit into the Hall of Presidents and listen to that motherfucker. I say, it's not okay. You want to put him in that a perserve of the legacy of the ride, that's fine. He better not speak. What are you gonna say? Grabbed by the pussy in front of little Sally Susan. She's there to go on Splash Mountain. She's waiting for her fast

past time. She goes over by Hall of Presidents, walks on it because you know what, never has a line. Because the ride sucks, Why don't you shut it down? She goes in there, she's gonna listen to Donald Trump. I don't think so, honey. Well Disney World, give me to take a stance. If you can't serve alcohol in the Magic Kingdom, you better not be serving. I'm Donald Trump's bullshit. I have to say. I'm disappointed, I'm enraged, I have fury, and I will boycott the Hall of Presidents.

I won't boycott Magic Kingdom because what am I nuts? I have to go, But like I don't think so, honey, Hall of President. And that's one minute I purposely did not prep and now my heart is eating so fast that I had good And also, you guys please sign my change dot org petition that I started yesterday called no Donald Trump animatronic speech in the Hall of President. I really don't know if that's up to the government necessary,

it's up to Walt Disney World. I signed it and it's going to Well, it's not why it's not the people. I think that, you know, because classically George W. Bush had a speech, Bill Clinton had a speech, Barack Obama had to speech, and all the incumbent presidents go in there and they record a speech specifically for the ride. No Donald Trump speech. Can I just point out one fatal flaw and that I don't think so, honey. That fatal flaw I guess in accuracy. Hall of Presidents doesn't

have fast pass. Well, I wasn't saying that. I was saying they're waiting for their fast past to come in on Splash Mountain. If you listen back to I don't think so, honey, you'll that'll be clear. Okay, honey, let's roll the tape at home when you when you listen to that. This just also because I now wish we had like another hour to talk about how like I'm a huge Walt Disney World. Oh my god, I literally, I just I know because I watched the VIDs, watch videos,

and they were the best thing in the world. The whole time. I was like, I wish I was there. I wish I was invited to do it. I will. I don't care when I will be there. People have been coming out of the woodwork with that's saying, there Disney fans, I'm like, where were you before? Not in the woodwork at all? Just we hadn't had a chance to talk about it, right, you're right, honestly, we must go. And also, how do you feel about Universal Students? No,

I don't think. I don't think so. I would go for Harry Potter World, but I am I don't want to go. I don't want to ride the movies. You don't want to ride the movies? That's insane. Who do you want to ride the movie? They come to life? I want to spend all my time in Disney World. Well, lead me over there, listen, I'll consider it understanding. The transportation over there is a full mess. And also they're all about the bottom line these days. Disney it's a

mall as if it had as if it weren't before. Well, I will say, I don't know, this is a whole other episode. Okay, you you haven't been to Universal. Wait, then, Albert, you gotta gotta go. When we go, we'll take you and I will change your world. Because when we went, we we did Disney and then last minute, game time decision to tyd we were going to Universal. We did both parks in one day because I was like, I

was like, come on boys, let's go ride. I will tell you the biggest gag in the entire trip was first. I'm equal ranking first with Grandcott's. Also first was the Mummy. The ride Mummy. The ride You're going up Brendan Fraser, realness, You're going up just you know, like an incline, slowly, like as you would normally expecting a coaster. This is the moment of my life. Moment of my life. But

then it's a fake out. You beat up into the mouth of Mho tap and you basically fly out of your chair, fly to your chair, and then all of a sudden you see m Ho teps giant face and then you find come on, come on, oh, I gagged. I gagged for filth Okay girls, Bowen Yangs, I don't think so. I don't know about this. He never prepares and it's always still great because he has that danger box. Improblems you would have experienced. I will if this is bad, it's because you and I have to thank Ben Rogers

for my I don't think so high. Wherever you are, haven't spoken to you in seven years on this ok here we go and Bowen Yangs, I don't think so Honey starts now. I don't think so honey. NBC News and MSNBC in all NBC affiliates, Honey, I don't think so Honey for giving Megan Kelly a full hour slot on the Today Show. I just learned about this match. Just told me about this before we were recording. I don't think so. On NBC, do not give a platform

to this woman who is an opportunist, feminist honey. She did. She spoke out against women of taking maternity leave. She spoke out against you know, women and feminist issues until it affected her, until she had a baby, honey, and then she started to speak out against it. Honey. I don't think so, honey, Megan Kelly, I don't think so, honey. Giving greta ancestor in a new show, no, sir, read Bob, I don't think so, honey, greta ancestor. And I don't. I don't want to hear her takes on ship. She's

not a good journalist. She can she you know what, Greta. I will give Greta this credit. She does ask some good questions. She she grills her guests. But give me Rachel mannow all day, all night, twenty four hours a day. But I don't think so, honey, Gretta. And and what's her face, Megan Kelly, No, honey, no, I don't want to see that. That was one of my worst I

don't think it was good. It was good. You got a little off game because it was about Megan Kelly, and then all of a sudden it became about and then it became but it was the Embassy news. It was a little unfocused, but you know what, your passion was amazing. Yes, I had, yeah, thank you, it was incredible, it was great. It's true, Thank you very much. It's true. Megan Kelly is all up in that NBC Today's show gig,

I mean, looks getting a whole hour look. And I'm sure Megan Kelly trotted down down the mall today for the March for Life or whatever the fun right, Okay, well, not to get too political, but anti life here on death. You have to just be transparent about it. Absolutely alright. Oh my god, I just thought of one and it's now compared to what you're gonna you talked about, it's not gonna it's gonna seem very shallow. But here and here we go back. I don't think so, honey, you

start now, I don't think so, honey. Spotify, you are a fucking Joe so much. You are so expensive. Also, here's the reason I don't like you. Your playlists are to re blate. You have the same ten pop songs. I need new pop. I need fresh pop, and play the same songs. You say this one's team pop, you say this one's top forty. No, no, no, no, it's the same Sean Mendez song and over and over. I don't think so, honey. Check out Pandora and how they have some sort of algorithm going on that gets me

tons of sweet sweet jams. Also, I love your eighties playlists. Who knew there was so much great pop music. It is so good. Although your commercials are a to reblay. Butify you also wouldn't give me a student discount. I'm currently enrolling Sketch to a lot of the UTD theater. You would not give it to me. I contacted sheer Id to get my discount. You refused me, saying it wasn't a Title nine accredited university and so I could

not get that discount. I don't think so, honey. Spotify, you are overrated, expensive, and you you you'd not have the best music. Oh my god, you with n I literally have Oh god, I love Spotify, but you are right. You just revealed so much I'm in like a relationship that's not good. But Spotify the playlists, the playlists really do suck. And I have dad Spotify. I'll have it for a months, I'll turn it off. I tried Apple Music, and the problem with Apple Music is that it just

like it doesn't work. Yeah, and then when you have your own music on like on the on your iPhone, just like weird stuff happens, and their playlists aren't that good and I Pandora. Honestly it surprises me and I love it. But yeah, and the sound quality is not as good. It's like weirdly like sounds a little tinny. I love my tunes. Well, here's the deal. I feel like Spotify works for me because I like to get upsas with one song and listen to it fifty times

in a row. So with the Pandora, I don't think I could do that because I would want to keep listening to the song again and again. It's just like how I am and it then it will shake it up. And well, that's the thing I'm trying to understand about my musical days is because I feel like I do the same thing, and it's like should I just buy that song? Right? And then when I want to like listen and bop around, do a little Pandora when I'm

usually in my apartment. But when it comes down to it, I listened to probably the same one song, two songs over and over again for a period of time, and I'm like, might as well just buy it, right? I have an instinct to ask you a question. Yes, Brittany or Christina? Brittany, thank you, thank you. Bro. Wow, that's a little um plug for Matt. I'm sure that Matt and I are doing it. That's coming up. We're about

to do a show. Matteolian and Christie Chello are hosting a show at Union Hall called Battle of the Diva's Brittany Versus Christina and Bond When is rapping Britney spears and I'm rapping Christina Aguilera. Oh my gosh, I'm there going to be a battle. Oh I'm gonna see it's I believe it is at February twenty second. You know. That's a little plug for the kids. Um, this has been so fun, Oh my god, what a joy. I mean, I had high expectations, but also the succeeded all of them.

I am we love you so much. We have to stop, well, you know we must. And you can tell us all about your gags and your your gags and don't and and who knows if by the next time Aber comes on, well maybe the three of us have gone to differ. I wanted you to say, and then you said come on the back, because I was like, yes, but I also want you to invite me to consolutely. But here's

what I'm saying. Recently, we were discussing about maybe going in March, and we're not going to go in March, and I'm happy about that because why would we go in March when avatar Land was coming to Animal Kingdom in the summer. But why the funk would I spend my money now and miss out on the flight of Passage? Okay, and avatar Land where you can ride a beast and we're gonna we're gonna crral a bunch of other comedians

never saw avatar that's you didn't miss Probably fine. The best part of Avastar is Leona Lewis song see which no one didn't become a hit and try to be the next My heart will go on. I don't know. I think people just don't like Leo. Honestly, Bleeding Love might be one of the best keep bleeding watch now, that's going to be the only song I listened to for weeks. I lived and gagged for Bleeding Love. So good.

When nothing's greed than the rest comes who doesn't love it. Guys, we gotta own up to the fact that America should love Leona Lewis another amazing brit Ye, amazing Brits. Um what what? What was? What was our proposed title of the episode? That right, that's true, that's true for all that true? That true Leona Lewis, Is that true? You know what and you know what's true? And honestly, check Aubrey out everywhere Grandma's ashes. Ask Cathree thousand everywhere, bit everywhere, bitch.

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