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"God's Plan" (w/ Alaska Thunderfuck & Willam Belli)

Sep 12, 20181 hr 8 minEp. 106
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Fresh off an explosive night at Wigstock, Alaska Thunderfuck and Willam Belli (RuPaul’s Drag Race, Race Chaser podcast) join Matt & Bowen to spill behind-the-scenes T from RuPaul’s Drag Race Seasons 4 & 5 and discuss the upcoming All Stars 4! Plus, Willam gives listeners a little taste of what it was like to work with Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper on A Star Is Born, Alaska discusses being influenced by Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman from Batman Returns, and Drag legend Jackie Beat crashes the studio!

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Alaska and will around. We'll bring them in a second. I'm gonna keep their mouth shut for right now, because right now I have to talk to you because you said hi with six passive regraphs of eyes. And then are you coming to the studio today like I would ever miss? Because I saw you tweeting about your dad like some folks the anecdote about my dad said this as they went into the shower, and I was like, oh, is he still long on Long Island? Coming in for

this Alaska Willam episode? God Forbid. I go home on Labor Day, which of course celebrates work. To go celebrate these days off with my beloved family, God Forbid, and my sister and her and her lovely boyfriend Peter. We have back to back bookings, and I just wanted to make sure that you weren't gonna leave me. No, I wouldn't miss this for the world. This is uh, this is truly a big one. This. Would you consider yourself a race chaser? I'm a race chaser. Yeah, I love

for the right girl. I'm a race chaser for all the girls. Okay, every girl, every every girl, I would, fuck you think every single one I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do in the awkward eye I'm getting out William's William's furious. Okay, well William doesn't consent, so that's fine, So then William's off the list. But i mean every girl, someone out there, someone out there is enough of a race you would name all of them, all of them would suck all the But I'm saying someone out there

is actually like hell bent on doing that. You think that there's someone that's got a list, Yeah, well, let me let's bring them in. So they ring them in. Okay, what are their shared credits? I mean, whoa where do you even start? The recording artists, they're authors, they're well, they're the host of on this very network. Okay, let's sucking, you know. Get let's let's h p A is here right now, not h p J A. H app for Alex is here. So we should satisfy that requirement and

say that. They host the podcast Race Chaser on the Rever Doug podcast Network. Yes, each episode they dig into the behind the scenes. Starting from season one, episode one of RuPaul's drag Race to get into the tea, the production tease. True, I couldn't come up with a better term. Season four of Drag Rays Honny. Season five of Drag Rays Honey, All Stars to Drag Race, which, like I mean, and they just they just killed at wig Stock last night. Were you there? No, we weren't there, but we assume

you did kill. We saw some instagram, we saw the videos. Huh huh. Anyway, it's our pleasure. What was at home on Labor Day with my beloved family. I have to also say I'm very excited to get into One of our guests today is going to be in the motion picture of End of the Year, absolutely talking about it. And she books, and she famously books, and she famously books. Please welcome La and it's bell I. But I don't correct people anymore, as long as run on the check. Okay,

we we will be writing a chat. No, you're not getting I want a venmo now, now how much four dollars grab to me? Okay? Oh wait, did you get a task grabber for this hoverboard rabbit? It didn't work. I just shoved in. They said, you need to want to reformulate your chast seems a little hard. I said, we wanted a bag of clothes dropped off in Manhattan and i've howeverboard dropped off in Brooklyn. How hard is sucking that? Well hard? How where then do you find

a hoverboard? And why do you need? She had it here? She just needed to be brought from here to there. It's like the easiest tas people build shelves and stuff. That's true. I mean I just feel like, you know, building a shelf that straightforward is hoverboard like your preferred method of travel? No, you wanted it for a show. Oh that's what I said. I saw will and put this ask out on instat because usually people are nice and then let my bar them. But they're illegal in

New York. Now I guess you're pedestrian hounds. Yeah, well I can't find you on then. I hate you. I hate you. Fuck. I was gonna do it. What mode you were going to put a little microfilt, maybe like um, a little a grass hill William? Yeah? Because William spent the night in a green space yesterday? Yeah, some guy in a park. Great where Now this was like not a grinder situation, wasn't okay? There were so many great dancers at Workstock, why not some of them? But this

was when you knew beforehand. Oh no, you just didn't meet through the app. Oh he knew my hand, he knew your hand. William is good with these just these assists that you don't even know you're throwing at him. This is a pro. This is a pro, this is a pro. Okay, wow, do we just start pro? I am should we these not? Wait? I thought you're talking

ab a listen, not a professionals for everything? Rude to people, people's time, it's worth something, and if you're late, I'm sorry that it shows disrespect for other people and her schedules. And you know, yeah, he's a great performer. I can't wait to see your Netflix show. But be respectful of your other fucking people addressing room. Fuck you bitch. Sure,

So here we go. We're getting into it. Start my day and the fans don't say, oh the meat and greets after the show now instead of before when there's a venue Kirkley at the club and the promoter has to eat that and she doesn't give a fuck she miss flights. Fuck her? Yeah, but before I used to like her. Now I don't know you do you not like her because of what you're saying? I don't like her because she got in a fight with me and she accused my friend of filming her in a dressing

room when he was playing a Pokemon game. She's like, I don't trust you, want none of your homies. He's probably filming right now. And I was like, how dare you? I grabbed this phone. I was like, Cameral nothing, he's playing Pokemon. She's like, well, I don't trust you and none of you' all. You know, I'm just an asset.

And I was like, oh, you saw my tweet where I said you're an asset the World of Wonder and that's the only reason you tied that one lip sync with Roxy when Roxy should have one for with my hair because they were pushing you through. And that's fine. They were pushing through a great investment. She's talented, she's funny, she's got that hit factor. But I have this feeling about her where I'm like, if you're not respect for

the other people in the industry, fuck you girl. And I did say an asset is not a bad thing. It's just a technically, she is an asset. They put a lot of money into. They got her own show assets, likeness, future digital assets. I'm gonna send you how they signed this NBA real quick. That's my feelings on her, and I don't mind pulling straws because everybody knows it's true. She's late and we all don't talk about it because

she still sells tickets. She's a great performer, lover. She is a you know, but disrespectful as you did say that you hate me earlier. Yeah, because you're disrespectful because I am disrespected. You're incredibly disrespectful to me in my time. Okay, so here's the thing, Um, Courtney, I'm Courtney act No, Courtney, you can never be How do you know what is that whistle tones? I'm a better singer than Courtney. You get a four active range? Yeah? I have a four

couple of active range. Four I don't I don't know that's been castrated. Uh twenty four hours. Wow, Um, I'm looking at my stars. Okay wait wait, no, no, no, no, we're not getting into stars Born. We're getting into so right now, we've already the whistles being blown on Alissa

adverage this there you go here, Gortney. So wait, this is interesting to me though, that you guys host this podcast together because we have for all intents and purposes, like pretty much like the straight a student of drag Race. Thank you so much, you fuck my drag. But you, like they talk about, you're like the Lebron James of

drag Race. In anyways, for all the straight listeners whenever, I like when we had you guys on Clustrofest, they like the people that didn't watch drag Race, they wanted to know, like what what the situation was with like

Alaska and Drinks being there. I was like, Alaska is like the Lebron James of RuPaul's Drags, And they were like, not just she's crossed over now she's on shark Nado, She's on UM, She's the Lebron dreams about straight She's done all the reality shows stared straight from You're Gonna Do, You're Gonna Do, Stars Born to God and Stars Red and then and then William is like one of the

most memorable contestants ever. And but it's interesting that that you guys are doing this together where you're like you are whistleblowing in this way that is refreshing and necessary and wonderful. But like, what if what a fun tension I'm ship stirring? I mean it sound right. She's the bad girl and I'm the good girl, and that that give and take I think is important to like why the show is exciting. I listened to it. Do you

guys listen to your own well? I listened back to make sure that we don't say anything to my own podcast. How dare you? I'm like you. I listened to it, like, yeah, I listened every now and he's he's stirring right now with me. He's talking to you. You're I'm tal that I'm talking to him. Have you colamorous Monique do alexah? My god, it's the best thing ever. I will show it to you after this, you will die colamorous Monique

doing Alexa. Okay, I'm not gonna talk to you, my god. Wait, let me ask you because because there's been some there's been some rumors, let's call them us. Is there any conjecture about All Stars four? Has it been filmed? I haven't heard of that. You don't don't choose now to stop? Wait? What did I do? Just like? Are you calling me a polygon? Yes? You already? It's actually real culture number fourteen Willem is a polygon? What number was that number?

Two fourteen. Okay, first of all, Kelly Joe who Kelly Brisco Who's who? Then is Kelly? She runs this fan Twitter account of for for the podcast Rules of Culture. We just make them up on the fly. G we're at fourteen point five right now. I believe there's five. Always four. That's that's your default number anyway, So good note for me a quiz after this? Okay, so what

do you want to ask them about it? Okay, so listen, right, if we go on to Reddit and if we go onto YouTube and those those things that they're telling us, can we find the truth out there? Um? Are those things reliable as they stand right now? No? No, anytime you watch those YouTube clips that are like season eleven confirms confirmed, it's that I movie Stuffy The direct tangles, Yeah, the strike Direct confirmed her social media stuff for t

we hasn't been seen in years. If you're always wrong, Season six, they said Bianco went home first, that was all the rumors, and that that was a correctly, it was very incorrect. What were you about to say? I forgot you started twice, bitch. Um. Oh, if you want to know the real two, you have to get in a group message with me god Um Alaska's boyfriend. Alaska is not in it and a tutor to the stars who shall remain nameless. I love him. He gave me

address once. He's so nice. Um. I think that Reddit is sometimes right, sometimes wrong, but they do get they do get whiffs of things. I'm gonna I try. My rule is to not spoil um, not spoil anyone else's success or down for I'll take down my career, but nobody else's. But this year on All Stars, I am offended that they did do something that directly copies a project I just did last year with two of my best friends. And you'll see what it is. It's a

girl group challenge. I was just in a girl group and it's about a certain beloved member of drag Race. And I was like, they're going to do that right after us. Good luck I mean good luck, bitch, because we slayd that the video was sickening. The song was to think we look like blonde slut angels from sucking Satan's little backyard. That we were gorgeous, I know, because the outfits were mostly mine. Um, like, we look lovely, and they ripped it off. They didn't rip it off.

Great minds think alike. But I was like, that's really close to our idea. Guys, like, get your own content. I'm right across the street. I'm not mad about it. I'm not gonna wait to see it. Sure, maybe they'll try to make it, Maybe they'll reshoot that episode. So where do you guys get that to you? Like the girls come back and they say, this is what happened. I don't know. There's an underground railroad between World of

Wonder in my home. I see it's gorgeous. Um okay, well then, and this is not like a question I have, beautiful. This is not a question I'm asking as a way to be like, so, there's not there's nothing to that thing of you posting on Twitter about them. See that's why I asked what I said. I was like, what did I specifically respond to it? I don't know. Maybe it Maybe it's like to do with Valentina, like I don't even stop it. I don't even know what you're talking.

Follow you don't follow me. I just did a product campagn with Sarah Paulson. You don't follow me. She said that was so funny. She said what Violet was talking to caught you on Fashion Photo Review. They were filling in and um, Sara Paulson came up and it was like, oh yeah, I just did a product campaign with her and caught you looked at her, given up down and she went, what Andy, do you not follow me? And it was just so strange. I was like, no, Violet, sorry,

I don't follow. I don't know wow, and I don't know if I followed. I vis someone stopped making me talk. No, I was gonna ask and not. It's a way to be like say something like uncouth, but like I don't the way to naw. There's no possible way to navigate the reddit nonsense now because there's no rules to it. Like everyone, there's no way to win with with those people stopped, I felt there. I don't go in there anymore. It was doing bad things for me. Sorry, I unfavored it.

But one big comments section are the ones for me, The ones that love you will show up at your shows and you'll get everything that you need. The comments sections is just like hoping for the best and then you stumblest on something and you're like God, and then you're like, I can't fight every battle, so let me

just walk away. And just to be on the other side of this and just I've just like left comments to be like I liked, I liked, you know, Monai exchange this episode and people will just calm down on you with like the most invective bullshit and you're like, excuse me, Like what the fund is wrong? Am I an idiot? If I can't figure read it out? I don't know what how you do it? Like, it's like I don't I try. Like there's a couple of times I've tried to go on there and it's just like,

oh god, I don't even have tumbler figured out. I just hit reblog. Yeah, there you go, just reblog. People are Yeah, the tumbler queens are still out there. The tumbler queens are out there. Well, if you're sipping honey, just straight up, yeah, my throat is I felt like I can have a blows up to a weed worker. You may have very much lama, I bet go get it checked. Is this from the strenuous activities at wig

Stock or post wig Stock. I was notified I might have chlamenia because someone said they had it, but they had it in their throat and I didn't touch her. Throat. I only stuck their dick. They blew me a little too, but like you're not gonna get anything from me. Um, I wasn't active. I know, I was good, and I just got to trusted and treated for it. One's two months ago I had it. Then what are the chances? What are the chances? But you still might have it? Whatever,

It's fine. I'm just saying, Yeah, what's the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Was he? Was he cool? Yeah? She's great, she's great. She was in drag. She got into drag at the end to close out the show with headwig beautiful and then and then oh and the band performance described it looked like the crowd was amazing, Like that's the way it appeared. I'm glad. I was at home with my beloved family and your girlfriend and her brother,

her boyfriend, her friend's father. Okay, So then what do you guys do at this point when like someone books you to do that kind of show. You drop in and you're like, I Am just going to pull out like an old repertory piece, or then are you just like, let me make something special for this. I wanted to do something a little special. Yeah, yeah, so I had my friend Nick. I was like, I'm busy and I need you to do something special so to figure it out.

And so he like choreographed a little a little shimmy, a little shake. It was really fine. Just Nick Laughlin. We've met next several times episodes with him at Barracouta. Yes, yes, he's one of the straw being extraordinary bull carry. But Nick was up. But Nick is always Nicks took a good presence. Nick is not she is. Nick is chaotic good, Yeah, get rid. I got called chaotic evil once I say you're chaotic neutral. I was in the middle box, the

box to the side, Chadock neutral. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's okay because you're because it's like it's like you said, you're doing harm but only twrs so star like like you said self proclaims. I don't understand what it was, but I like the picture that you use evil good. Oh no, you're you're good good Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, lawful good Nick. Nick backstage yesterday was like Alaska just told me about this Sunday. I was like, fine, I'll whip something up last minute. I was like, girl, this

is so fun. You have time. You have these moves up your ass like she's good. And then Lee is like a little Broadway boy. I was like, so your Broadway girl. He was like Mormon, this this work. I was like burning it out, resume odd legal, what on you? Girl? You know your your dancers were slick. She went right, She went on after me, and I was so fucked up. You did something special for this too, shaved you shipped out. Um, oh my god, legends walk among Oh my god, what Jackie?

Oh my god, wiggled in a six thirteen ties beehive. This is wait, Jackie Beat to Jackie students happening? Is this? Is this like hoverboard delivery? What's happening? She's the tast she's the test graphing, she's the task. Grab news right about this? Oh my god, Fox News right about the Yeah, Jackie Beat, Hi, how are you after stock? How is wig stock for you guys? Have the wound field? Was wigs? That like a was it an all day thing? It was all day. It was sixty performer an event, uh

three acts. Bunny hosted the whole thing. She did. She had like seven costume changes. It was like Anne Hathaway at the Oscars. Because the most famous costume changes are of course and Hathaway. At the Oscars, everyone everyone remembers them. I prefer and Ivy Winters. That revealed number. It's sick, sickening stars. Where has she been? I agree with you, girl, she's been knning her own jams andating her own wigs, do everything. I was surprised, y'all just missed that t

what she even later? Girl, if you're not fat, you're right? If when you go fishing, do you catch all the fish? Nope, Nope, nope, nope. Okay, here's what I want to ask you, will um like what prompted the whole I phone note screenshot moment from June where you just like when you just like you decided to say what really went went went down? Like when about when you left the show? You kind of finally lest we asked, oh Leslie Jones asked, asked, that's right.

And it has been five years and I'm a fan of her, and I was like, if she's in the dark, let me fill in. And I was like, these are all the Specifically, I've never gone into specifics because I've always saying I've always said in my interview that I got in trouble for with Wow on the sign off on the Dirty dot Com. I always said telling everything that happened would make production look bad and me look bad, so I didn't want to say it, and I didn't need to. I just said I broke rules, and that's

what they gave them. But like stupid little things like not feeding us right, or treating us poorly, not knowing our names, having us on glass honestly, and I'm not I'm not hard up to say these things because they all happened, and future girls in the in the future were treated better now. The girls that went back for All Stars were treated a lot lovelier than at first, because we have a standard where people and you can't work us fourteen hours and say here's six dollars each

to go eat at a place. You know that you can't even get a meal, and we don't have our own money with have our ship on us. They're not getting I get worked up because I treat people I work with the way I want to be treated. I had to learn my voice. Sorry, I get worked up, and I was like, let me explain it. It wasn't

anything big. These people make a great TV show that I love but these are the things that went wrong, and they weren't apologetic about him, and they've kind of, um, there's this guy there that the company is kind of not sleut shame me, but like we fucked and then like they made it look like a bad thing that I said something about it. When he treated me like a ship head, I was like, I don't owe you anything. I was on a TV show with you and you

were rudeus fuck to me after fuck you. You let your friends trash me by girl, and then you treated a friend of mine the way I didn't like. So I just decided to lay it out. I never need to work for them again, and I'm cool there you. I heard there was the laptop left for you under the ice machine and the hotel. Is that true? That is incorrect. It was left on top of the ice machine. Wait who left the laptop? That was part of the that never happened. He never bought me anything. I had

all he brought. He brought me a hat the first day that I forgot at the home because they picked me up in my house. They said you need to go to the airport. I said, you can pick me up in my house. I have tubs and crates. I am not going to the airport, and they're like, you have to go to the airport. I said, I won't get there on time, so your better option is to just pick me up my home, which is on the way. I knew where they were, and so they did that,

and I had my phone the whole way. And once I figured out where we're going, I told my husband in the car. I was like, this is where we are. Dropped my location, so he knew. My cousin knew the rules. We all broke the rules. Girl, everybody did. They had phones, we were out a phone. It's fine, it was reality TV. I wasn't going to up everybody. But when that moment where you get sick, was that because you were just feeling sick or were you nervous for some reason? What

was that you ate at? You ate a crafty the whole day? Was that there's one thing that Alaska knows. I can't eat. What can I eat? What d I can't with that had lasagna. Here's what they do. Here's what they do. They get you up, and they get you up and drag for the runway. They review two people. Then they say okay, break for and we're all corset and gussie it up high whore and then say do you want some fucking food? It's like no, bitch, I

can't even sit. So I know there's been some tense lunches and talk because it's yeah, yeah, so like like you know you're in the bottom, you know you're on the top, you know she sucked you over, Starling, it's very tense hunches. Did you feel that, like when William describes the atmosphere of the season four production, was that kind of similar to what you experienced the season five? Like it wasn't necessarily being taken care of all the time.

I think they changed a lot of stuff because of will I mean like now we have now they have tape on the doors so you can't even open your hotel room door. Our choir teacher would do that on fucking filters producers anymore. No, you're not, it's found upon And then did that get better with All Stars too? Well? I don't. I guess it wasn't. It wasn't as brutal as you're describing. That one was awesome, I did, Yeah, Yeah,

it was truly inspired. She was amazing, She was amazing, her promo was sickening to the whole thing, the whole thing. I just talked about him a Z you won agree? Yeah, I agree completely. What they're whispering over the mic that someone didn't like someone's promo. There you go, there you go. But that's all that we're gonna say. That's gonna be. It might have been me, It might have been William, it might have been Matt, might have been a law say,

yeah exactly, who knows? Um? Okay, well, then this is because the reason the place this is all stepping for happening to you? Almost? Yeah, what's throwing up? Do you have Darry today? But no, I'm almost thrown up multiple times over what's going on? No? I know, I know, I don't drink. I can't talk to the last night I was going to say that this all stems from the Queen top of the woods. Can you hear? Oh my god? Well, I'm is just she's been drinking heart

your stomach has got to be a bad scene. Yeah, I don't know what's going on? A class? Were you on that one too that I ask? Control? Or nine? I'm nominated for reward? I mean to be like Lady Gaga got the golden globes. Yes, yes, wait is this this will be a good segway. This is a great seguay. So you're in a star? How was it shooting it? It was beyond my wildest The best thing has ever happened to me in my life. Honestly. I heard you

have a really good scene with Bradley. I have many scenes, three really good scenes with Bradley and l Yeah, I haven't. You haven't seen it, have you know? But a couple of people that I know have seen it and uh got his manager JM me a couple of weeks ago, and so you'll be very happy with it. A review that I read by Alonso Gerald from The Rap We did a podcast with him out in l A. He specifically mentions you and says that you have a really, really good scene with Bradley Cooper. Oh girl, I can

quote the article. It said, kudos the casting directors x Y and x Y. I forget their names, but I'm sending them. I'm off in basket for casting Greg Guenberg, Dave Chappelle and RuPaul's drag y flunkey or something. Well. I love that. I don't care or drop out. RuPauls drags drop out for like a flirty scene in a gay bar with Bradley Cooper, and I was like, they called me out and my scene. Fuck, that's so freaking cool. But I like, I think Alonso he is a writer.

He wrote a book like Bears in the City or something I remember, or he wrote for out back in the day. Yeah, he's been around. He's cool. I remember reading his book or his hus Bears book. Yeah, he's very cool. And yeah, yeah, like so that's cool, like that he thinks that must be so great. Do you get to go do you get to go to Tiff

for the premier? And here I'm going to Tiff and I'm going to um the other one, which I'm not sure if I'm a lot to say where it is to tell you right, no, okay, we don't, you know. I mean, if if the bitch can, the bitch can, and William does not withhold without good reasons, which I'm not about to piss off the best opportunity of my life. They're saying. They're saying that woman might win an Academy Award. I've seen the first twenty five minutes of the movie.

They showed it to us on our second day during the lunch and then after they were like, no one had their phones out right, and we were None of us did obviously, but they were. Um. But it's so different because you see them start singing and it's not like Mulan Rouge where there's a click track. They're actually just singing and it's live. It's all all the singing was recorded live, and it's a different animal and you're like, you get chills just seeing it and he happening and

watching Bradley sing. How is he as a director? Um? The best, the best. He's from Philly and like I instantly felt like that East Coast thing that some people just don't have, and like he was cool and I we we did the rehearsal and a lot. It was all improp. I didn't even learn the script. Really yeah, it was great, but they said you're in a dressing room, go you'r drag. Queens were like cool. Me and Channgelo were like me in the scene with Shandy is easy

because she's she's so good. She's got she's got a mouth and I got a button. You know. We play off for each other. While we did Hurricane Bianca together and Small Ship. Um, but it's so great, that's so special. Congrats man, that's amazing. Yeah. If I could have told, like, you know, sixteen year old me when I was getting mancipated, guess what, in like twenty years, you're gonna get your big break. Just waited out kids, Yeah, and be really

fucking nice. And now nobody can tell me nothing. I'm gonna move with Lady Gaga the rest of my life, the rest of your time, of my career. I can retire after this. Everything after this is fucking gravy or

icing or both. Bravy icing icing. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah, Well this is the thing, Like I don't know, I feel like, do you do you both find that you have to sort of consciously seek out these like career opportunities that are like that transcend the drag race whatever, like the industrial complex of that, or do you find that these things you're just coming to you now where it's like, oh, there are more opportunities just by virtue of like visibility or whatever. The fuck I mean, I wouldn't know how

to speak it out even if I wanted to. It's just like it's just great opportunities come our way and you have to be prepared for it and then like go say yes and show up. I think work gets work. If you work a little, you're gonna keep working. And I was working before Drag Race, and if there was an audition, I went to it. If I didn't want to go to it, I still went to it. And that's how you book stuff you don't even know. I

booked a Nintendo commercial. I wore a sweatshirt and a denim skirt and like five minutes of makeup, and I was like, I didn't want to go to it. I'm glad I did you know? And that was in like two two. It's terrible. It's always the ones that you don't care about, right, and you're so weird, like I'll I literally the closest I came to like booking like

a television series. It was I forgot about the self tape, put pulled out my laptop, just read the script off the thing while my boyfriend at the time like owned me, and then we sent it in and I got I was like the second choice for it. It was bizarre. And then you literally sit there looking over your script like and really care and that's yeah, they don't get fucked, yeah, but but I mean it is that's the biz Alaska. Tell us more about Amethyst Journey, this gorgeous music you

and Jeremy. Okay, so tell us like what like what was like what was like the impetus to like put out something like this that was like not like you know, like a dance club. No. I mean, well, Jeremy and I have been making music together for years anyways, so

we're like, we might as well record something together. And we went into the woods and we said I had some ideas for some songs and like snippets, and we were like, we're going to go into the woods and like intentionally we're gonna like come out with the music. We didn't do shrooms. We there was can abyss. Yeah, there was lots of wine and um and there was a hot tub. So it was amazing. That's enough. And then I have you done. I I've just done ascid

for the first time this summer. And did you like me? He loved it. It changes like I've never done high find Alaska. You have to you have to do it now. Well, I mean like you're you're you're you're sober, but you will still do drugs that oh sorry, sorry, sorry, I was sober for like two years, I got to like a break in a detox on stage, right, Yeah, exactly. Anymore you're familiar with my you have my favorite will

be drunk on stage. I can't right now. I have to be at the helm of the ship, right, I mean, as we see you have my I think favorite discography of any drag race Alum and Pussy is my favorite song, thank you. It's a good one. It's a really good that's a good pop song, thank you. I live for it. And I also loved the T because that was it had me gasping and clutching at my little pearls. That was a good video. That was a good video, great video.

Everyone came together, were like sure, yeah, everyone showed up and I gotta show up and paid dust to this guy. Hey, yeah it was great? Not you? Wait? Was the was the T the one with Chunley? Turned the page? That one? Okay, did you make a Chunley reference before Nicki Mina ever thought to do one. I've been told that she had

been doing it. It wasn't based on that. I chun Y Chunley is from Street Fighters, so it's actually like wrong because Streets of Rage, chun Ley streets of she's a street fighter though, so I technically it's kind of like a missprap. How dare you dare you not know? Um? Yes, this video and race chaser, the theme song, which is we have to do a video for it. I mean, I know, have a thing to wear, country western themed. I want to shoot it at Flaming Saddles, Los Angeles,

Demon Diamonds. I want to we will let me worry. We have to fly out and be in it and stand on the side with a little flags like the sluts that like that, like yeah, you could be there. Yeah, I'll make sure, make sure. I really don't care that the tape we're both with the t a um, are you guys on LA casting? Cool Central Casting? Work? Back to six o six one. Oh, that's the union men's call in line for extra work. I remember that from Oh my God, looking for work and now You're gonna

be in a Oscar nominated film. I mean, several times over. I want her to win everything. I want Bradley to win everything. I want the writers to win everything. I want to win everything. I heard that the real gay of the movie, and I heard that Gaga is Gaga. But I heard the gag is Bradley Cooper. I heard that.

I heard that he is like they described how he acts like you know how they say it's very hard to act drunk, Like he acts drunk better than anyone ever has apparently, like he just plays like that kind of like really like like sazzled, like alcoholic, like very well you can feel it in his skin and voice, like sazzled is something I might have just made up and I actually like it. N Dred and six szzled is a thing. UM nine, We are now going to ask you, guys, the question that we ask um all

of our guests, and we'll start with Alaska. This is what is the culture that made you say? Culture is for me? It's like the pop culture that you experienced as a young person that culturally defined you, that made you into the person that you are, like a movie, not even as a child, just like when you kind of found like there it was Michelle Phife for as Catwoman. That is a perfect because I am her, because she

is unhinged. She goes back to her house, she has a mental breakdown, freaks out, knocks everything over, then pulls out a rubber raincoat and makes it into a cat suit, sewing it with dental flaws. She is I am her, she is me. I just bought a portrait of her as that character from My Room from Flame Commy Were a Flame kind of This guy's incredible artists who I believe, No, not this guy. But there was also this guy, this artist who drew amazing pictures of you. That was that

was Chatte. But yeah, he's retired from he's retired from drag race art. Really, he's focusing on his own work, like his own well, his work, his work for you guys, wonderful, stunning. But there was some other artist who had this glorious picture of Michelle Phifer's cat Woman, and I was like, I must have that. That's a Really she is incredible in that movie. In fact, across the board, that movie is like underrated, one of the better superhero movies. Oh,

absolutely formative in the genre. Yeah, are you a Fighter? A fan? Overall? I love her? Yeah? You up as the Penguin? Oh my god, she did? I did so. I did Michelle Fighter as a Alvira and Scarface, and then she did Um the Penguin on Suckless. I told her we were going to do a Batman and I did Alvira. I was like, I'm seller, but she did the gorgeous penguin would be a great penguin she was. Jingle's album is unbelievable everything. Oh, you have to listen

to les album. It is really good. The girls are fucking slank like kole Um Cranbroule. That song is and we have to say, Williams, I love Shardestry in Motion. Thanks man, it was number one. It dident that cool. That was like great, beautiful, like model for like like a drag performance, like I live for the Triple A girls as well, love the Triple Um. I was thinking about, well, my next album after this, I think it's called Now that's what I called drag music. There you go, that's

what I call drag music. I love that. Wait yeah, let's go wait because even like even I don't know if this might be totally off the mark, even the fraud, even like the fact is a little like hear me or like Michelle, do you feel like you could trace it BacT to that? Yeah? Maybe right. I just wanted to be her, and I like she was the role model. She still absolutely what was that movie that she was just in Selena Kyle, what a good, perfect name. That's

so good and that's it's just very exactly. Do we think Michael Keaton is hot? Yeah? I love Birdman. Yeah. Wow. The bank now and I saw this, that's you look amazing. Banks are a world of different the banks and just the love a bang. Oh my god, Jigglie as the penguin is very good. Okay, William, Let's ask you the same question. What was the culture the formative thing that pushed you in that direction to be like culture is

for me? Um, one of the things that helped me become and make sure I wanted to know I wanted to be a drag queen was seeing other drag queens, like the ones. There's a couple of references. Don't tell my mom the babysitters done queens, drag queens like Greedy Yard, the funk out for that Jackie nothing, don't tell my mom the babysitters dead. Did do something to self tape for that? You in Hollywood? Then never mind, she's so

young as you new. Um, I think seeing girls like Jackie beat and Alexis har Cat in um two in uh, all the movies, the too long foods, the Priscilla's the Wigstocks, like the Tricks, the all the It's My Parties with Margaret shows like those game movies made me realize that there was an outside of where I was in Florida, and I was like, I don't have to work at Disneyland. I can go out and explore and hope for my

dreams to come true and then if they do. And that was that's what inspired me in the pop culture that made me like, go for ship, Like you worked at disney World in Florida. No, I got hired, and then I went to Traditions and I said, I broke my foot and I had to leave. And then I was like, mom, I have to go to Philly. I need to get out of Florida. Because I graduated when I was sixteen, and I was like, okay, let me stay here. I work at Disney for a year and

then go away. And they were like, no, you should go because I was done school, I was precocious, I was already I already had clamidio when I was thirteen. I should have gotten out of the house more so your parents told you to go. No, I mean they're day, but who's they like? My mom and Dad, like they agreed and helped me get like emancipated, and yeah, great, okay, so that was that was like an amicable couple. Emancipation super They come to my shows. Wow, great, Yeah, they're awesome.

I love that. And you moved to Philly and how long were you there? I was there for like to two or three years, and I would bridge and tunnel back and forth from New York. I didn't pay the Lincoln Tunnel thirty seven times, and I had a Warren out because I don't know the money I was doing back and forth bridge and tunneling. Sorry, that car a lot too. Did you go to New York from Erie? A lot? Back and forth? No, Pittsburgh was the big city for us. Yeah, that's where you wanted to go

get crazy. Yeah, you started out in the pits. I started out an Eerie, which is two hours outside of it A yeah. And then for you, the trade directory was Eerie to Pittsburgh, Drags just a couple of Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, l A, then l A back to Pittsburgh, then Drag right back to Cool. You'remo so interesting? Was it? Like? So Drag Race Season one happens and then was it like this thing in the whole of the whole drag community where it's like everyone's submitting tapes or or were

you always galvanized to submit? Well, no, because it's like it's like they talked about this in Race Chase, or like they would like approach like Chad Michael's whole group and be like, hey, we're starting the show with all drag queens, and then Chad was like, no, we're not interesting. Yeah. Well,

it's like it's this is this is the thing. It's like there was no model for this, I mean, was going to be the industry that people are like, no, like who you're some Hollywood asshole who's telling me to do the show? It still has RuPaul attached though, sure, but like was at that time RuPaul was off the radar for a year, right, Like so it was like, oh, yeah, I remember RuPaul. Can you imagine a time where you'd

be like, oh yeah, RuPaul remember him? Yeah? It was when the show started, right, So it wasn't like it was gonna be this foregone conclusion that it was going to be a huge success and had to get and then it really didn't slay until season four. That's I mean sure No. Three was three was fierce, but I mean, like, in terms of everyone watching four is the first time they had great archetypes of reality TV. They had the bitch, They had the goth girl, they had the sassy, fat

black girl, they had the underdog. They had um, you know, the spicy Latino girl, like we had good architect that had a California bitch. They figured out casting, they did, and the casting was great that season. And I attributed to a lot to Chanelle Parolo. And she's the one of the girls that helped produce Wigs. She was a talent producer for that. She wrangled everybody, I hate you, okay, let's she's a duck is our friend, but Cheryl has decided that she wants to perpetuate the rumor, which we

can perpetuate that we were horrible. Chanelle was our talent minder on drag Race for my season and the last, so she went through it. Sheanelle was the one that told the producers, you should talk about this Heather's thing. The girls are talking about the hotel Heathers and boogers. She brought that to set and then producers like, why don't you tell us? And they're like okay, yeah, and that's how Heather's got brought to the light with channelle Shell.

Chanelle made me stay past the second episode because that's when I first broke a rule and I was like, fuck this, they're not going to send me off. I'll just leave on the first rule. The first rule I broke was, um, I went to a store because we gave them money to get us stuff and they didn't. And it was four days later and we're like, we need our ships. Were about this. I went to a CVS and then I told the guy, um, give me some hands. I hear some hand sanitizes. Like cool. I

was like, I got out of the story. I w to today and I took a few other girls bitch like we need our ship. You need to treat us better. And then after that, I was like they're going to kick me off. And then they kept me the next day and I was like, oh, okay, well, let me try to sing for the one girl's elimination. They said no, absolutely not, You're going off script and I was like bye,

and I can't wait to rewatch this season. Knowing that the whole time you were just like literally drawing here's the thing I pulled the page and it's a stunt and it's value, it's valid. People win sometimes the whole season by pulling a stunt. You know you were you were the first stunter on the show, like in a more like so much it's a cential sense, like you were stunting on the show. Would you call me stunty

County so much? Behind your back to your face? There's a line, get in it you want a fast pass? Was anyone like that on your season? Like behind the season? He talks about talking to her Michael, she's the remember when they switched to the song, and she's like, I see all of you, I see you. Wow. Wait and she's like talking to people. No, yeah, honestly because d d As she's told this story before, so I think if you want to find it, you can ask her about it. But like I shouldn't talk about it, but

no I should. I mean, she's told it where I think it's valid to talk about. They sometimes switched the lip sting songs the day let me tell you with Jinks, Miss Jinks and Miss Detox. They switched it from an eighties mix so Detox to it was Free your Mind by nineties for the sugar Ball for and they made it my Lambo number five, which is the song that has performed in her repertoire before. So I think they

knew who was going to slam it. So D told me when she got home, She's like, I took my microphone off and said, I see you, I see you all okay, fine, And she did the number like she should. She slaid it. But like they knew that Jinx was going to be the top at that point. I guess you think they were rigging it for Jinks. No, I don't think they were. But I think every reality show

in the final three has an underdog. You need the has an underdog and antagonist and a protagonist, and the antagonists usually the pro to like the Chad Michaels or the Alaska thunder fun And I think the narrative of Laska talks in the top three. It's I think it's good. The narrative is like to break it up, I know you love. It's like they have someone called a story producer that's actually just a writer, right exactly. That's actually interesting all the way they film and this is interesting

to the produce reality TV. Any show is they film everything, they get transcribers to transcribe it out, and then they look through it, and then they take pieces and script it together with paste and they say, this is a show. We're going to produce forty eight hours of footage forty two minutes. So they do what they can, and that's the most efficient way to do it, and to create a story that people care about, like Alaska talks because

I cared about it. Yeah, right right right yeah. So basically, you can watch it now and you guys did that. Yeah you did it, beauty. You watch the show now when you love it, like the new season comes on and you love it now. I love it. I don't want to know any spoilers. I'll know spoilers about All Stars if if it happens, but I'm like a lock box. I don't want to know anything abou out the new season,

the regular season. Do you remember the day that I almost convince you in Courtney, I was on All Stars? You were so for a second, she were like no, but you know both of them. I gag them, And then I got Beverly next Door to like get in on it too, This girl that makes stuff for us. I feel like would you never go back? They won't ask me. They won't ask you in a fantasy world if they girl, do you not have to not say

no never? I say no very infrequently, But for this, I don't like the way that they've treated a lot of people. And I don't think that um my concerns um would be any different once I got there, So I wouldn't want to put myself in a bad situation. And I'm in a movie with Lady Gaga. I don't need to step back like I'm not drinking out cool or trying to give myself a big shanna or anything about it. But but you know what it's like tagic would he go back to American idol? He's doing his thing.

I'm doing my thing too. I get stuff going. I'm cool. Um, I you know, I'm good. I think that was the time in my life and I was very how full, and I'm very happy about it. But um, it's better. I like it better on my own because I don't have to answer to anybody. And when I sunk up, I know it's my fault. I'm not going to blame someone else. But oh, I'm mad at you because you didn't feed me right, fuck you. You know, because they've

been filming more stuff. There's there's a Christmas thing coming out, and I mean I think that's no secret if you go and read it, and um there, I'm glad I wasn't there for that. Once I heard some of the stuff that happened, I was like, fuck that. So then are you like using you in detox as examples? Would you encourage that, not that behavior, but that sort of response more to be like, oh, if something is uncouth and like call that out in the moment. Well, here's

the thing. Squeaky wheel gets a greased So if you just complain about something and they don't to yourself and not to the people that it's affecting, it's not going to do much. So and if you want to be happy, you should probably speak up. You know, if you're unhappy with something, doesn't make sense to just sit there and stew and boil and get hot under your wig, right. I mean we there's certain things where we're like, no, we won't stay at your house, get us a hotel.

You know, stuff like that where some people try stuff and I call them trysha try, don't try. And it's also like not not as if they don't have the money now to treat them really right. And I actually we moderated the Drag Race panel at Vulture Fest and we do the review RecA, we we do the recaps and um, but we did the panel with them at

Vulture Fest. And the one thing I think about the show that's kind of like a little bit like you can call it out, is unfair is the way that like some queens coming with tons and tons of money and other queens coming with nothing, and they're expected to bring the product you don't think, so don't do that, because like, here's the thing, we all have drag families

and drag sisters and people. My season, the day we got our first checks, we had to go to four different banks because a bunch of the girls accounts were overdrawn. Because you go every penny in once you get on this year, like this is my chance to make a splash, Let me do it. And if the girls don't have the money to do it, learn how to sell, Learn how to make stuff, you know, because cry to Queen is always going to find something to wear. That's what

I think I mean. Um. Monique gave an interview where they were asking about the disparities between poor queens and rich queens and gets out of money and she's like, well, I mean, look at Willem. He had money and he was sucking busted on his show, on his season, and I was like, I've never even met you. Yeah, And then interview and I was like, okay, twice in black and white, and I was like, that's a nice way to meet me. I wasn't busted. I never had one

bad comment on my outfits. She listens to this the show by Monique har Monique, I don't know why you said that my outfits were great, And um, I wasn't busted. You saw my beard like once and I looked great. There were no judges critiques on my offits the entire time. They said my hair was wrong once the second episode, but then that I was perfect fashion wise, So don't come from me there. But like, I don't know what she meant. I busted. I looked fine. People liked me.

We interviewed her too for long and she said you need money that I did a little exit in her be with her when she ask the more trash bags Sharon Needles one with a bag of dirty lawn. She was weary and Beef was so plucked during the season because she's like she gets away with that. It's like, girl, sell it better. You know, the show is about it's not always what you wear. Sometimes a lot of it's

it's a lot of personality. Keep rue laughing and you're golden. Yeah, that's actually it's seems more and more evident entertained, and it's it makes good TV. If she's entertained, that's a guarantee a miracle be entertained. Probably, there you go. I think Cracker could have won the show had she just like kept it, kept them more together. I really I think she just I think she just probably I mean, like I would have just let it get to my head in that same way where she's like, what the

fun is going on? Why am I not excelling it? Well? That you see that video in Aquaria one in the bar, Cracker like put her head down on the table and for like ten seconds and it's someone across the room being shady with their little phone, Crackers sitting at a table, and the TV goes the winner is Aquary and everyone on the bar is losing it the crazy and Cracker is just sitting there. No, she puts her head down on the table still and not please. What's that about?

I mean, I don't think it's I think she has she probably had a migraine. Probably had It was a migraine that struck right at that moment. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe she should go to Helix sleep dot com and I agree. Weird slash last Colts with the promo code drag you fag. Oh my god, this is our show because you have money. I'm out of here, get me my hoverboard. Well, first, before you leave, we have to do I don't think so, honeyde what is our second

we do? Um Alaska knows it well. She was a judge at our cluster Fest show, which was very fun, very fun. We thank you for doing this so hilarious. We like you guys were great judges. In fact, the winner of it, Rachel Pegram just moved into big apartment hostel. I'm yes, yes for disenfranchised comedians. Um but great. Okay, so we're gonna start. It's one minute on the clock to to rant against We'll just take something and talk, very good at talking. Oh my god, I'm scared. You

know what we can do for you? What you do? Just you pick topics ode of a bowl. Yeah, we'll do that. We'll do that. That's easier. Okay, let's start with Matt will go, Matt me last. Okay, I don't really know what I'll say, but here we go. You know, you know my topic, but I don't know my take. Okay, yeah, boom cute. Okay, this is Matt Rogers. I don't think so honey, as time starts to now, I don't think so honey that you can't wear white after labor Day.

Actually a bitch, I'll wear where do the funk I want? You know, what's after Labor Day? Fucking Christmas? And if I want to show up to the Christmas party in a fucking white turtleneck, which actually sounds kind of cute, maybe I will do that. And also when is the end, honey, this after labor day thing? When? When? At what point may I start wearing white again? Also, I'm gonna just

restate I'll wear whatever the funk I want you ditch now. Also, Alaska says dictates that apparently Anna Wintre has stepped forward second and said that the white after labor day thing is now not a rule. Can someone please fucking get up on national broadcast television and say, for once and for all, if we can wear white after Labor Day or not until then. I don't think so, honey. Also, are we also talking off white? We're talking a ivory? Honey? Are we talking to are you know so so light?

Think that it's almost white? Bone? I will wear whatever the funk I want. White is a good color on me. As long as I'll roll around in the goddamn dirt. You'll see me wearing my white ensemble, bitch. And I don't think so, honey. If you think are the way, wow, I will wear white's. But the only thing is about white is if you like have a little bit of you know, your teeth aren't looking exactly perfect that day? Sure at that point you're splitting hairs, smile gorgeous. Okay?

Do you guys both have new girls with with with the drag race money. I see a lot of the girls get I got mine when I was twenty three. After I saw myself on the talk, I was like, that tooth is crooked. We're fixing. We're getting took mine Murphy to get you to that, God, Ryan Murphy, I love you. Joel Harris's teeth are my favorite thing on television. Oh they're fabulous. Whatever she really does, she's the queen.

Here's her All Stars winner. I hope, I hope so yeah, and the wonderful many so many good ones that should win. We talked to her after. We talked to her after after the finale. She was good and good Jackie Jackie. But Jackie has transcended the whole show though, Like that's the thing. I don't know. Well, she's she's not paying it to bro for Joan Rivers. Yeah, yeah, yeah like it. She doesn't need it. Yeah, please whatever. As a judge, that's why I want her judge. Has Lady Bunny ever

come on the show to judge, not to judge? Now? She was on drag you. That's very good, all right, honey, his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. These fucking idiot Asians who are suing Harvard for this and this affirmative action thing, there's not one okay, according to some sources, there's not one student at Harvard or these students who didn't get accepted into Harvard who are ready to take the stand and testify that affirmative action. Uh

harmed them do you know what I'm saying. They're using this because they're bitter about their fucking just I mean, they're Tiger parents have brainwashed them into thinking that you have to go to some ivy league school. And he saw Donald Trump and the and the right are using you as anti black cogs to func shut up and it's not necessary. Be better, do like, do not ascribe to this model minority bullshit. Okay, the best, Thank you, Milania. I just I hate it. I'm holding people in my

little cohort accountable because this sucks. Man, Babe, I get it. I was growing up for eighteen years thinking if I don't make it into when trash. But then I went to n y U and whatever, it was fine. And that's one minute. I went to n y U and it was fine, the final sentence of I went to NU and it was fine, and it was fine. You're kind of sexy when you're mad. Thank your shoes, and I'm wearing slides because I lived two blocks away. I'm

not up. Um, well, explain coherently what you're what You're sorry. So there's this lawsuit that's Asians. My friends in it. Constant, Oh your friend, Constant. I know I did a TV show with her. I don't really know if she's fabulous that can deliver a single tear, she's so good. Um. No, it's these Asians. It's this group of Asian students who um did not get accepted into Harvard were suing. None of them will take the stand, none of them. They

know they'll be ridiculed on social media. Actually, well it's like they they're claiming that affirmative action has like like like they've brought in black and brown students to take their spots at these schools and it makes no and it's horrible. It is we'll get a scholarship or something, or just be better, I don't know, like sucklass, suck lass Willem's book and have better, Um, have more distinctive

things on your personal statement. You're whatever better hair, get better hair, just have a personality beyond just like being a sucking robot who studies Like like, babe, I get. I was reading these sa T prep books when the seventh grade, and then you decided to get a personality and it was wonderful, dropped acid and now I'm now

you have a personality and things. God, I wanted to do something where I do a different drug for every episode of the beach On that I do once, And then I realized that would be a bad idea because I already done crack and I don't want to try crystal crystals. He did crystal on accident, and it was fine. I'm afraid that all was not. It was because you're kindly the same No, no, no, days. He was not okay. His teeth were chattering. Bit you were chattering like a

fucking sing. Have you have you taken adderall before I take adderall and crystal method the same molecule, the ingredient bottle says and fetament salts for vivans and adderall generics. Accidentally took beth salts the other day. I just wanted to let them know that meth and adderall chemically the same math has an extra methyl group which makes it more lipid soluble so that it crosses your blood brain barrier. Lady,

Meth is fine, that's fine. You put this on the clock because I'm gonna shoot topics in Alaska, and then when you're done, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna shoot out anyone, and you're just gonna say thinks about these things that wart association, and then we just say, unless you have something you want to rant about, I don't think so, honey, I don't think so honey. Okay, so I'll ask you your first tell me, tell me when the clock goes on and I'm sorry, what are we doing?

I'm sorry? Just why are you just sit there with the clock And I'm gonna say topics and Alaska is gonna recounting down for a minute. Yeah, just do your thing. Okay, this is Alaska. I don't think so, honey, hurt time starts to know, okay, Lord the singer Lord, Okay, so I don't think so honey. So first of all, I talk really slow, so that helps in a timed situation. Lord Um south Park did a really great job of succinctly like identifying lords Um that practices and music writing.

She takes the computer and she just talks to it because she's like a fourteen year old girl who's angsty. And then they put like a beat behind um. But I know, I like, I do think so, honey, because I know I think she's great. I think she's she does that her makeup, she does that weird dance about Lord. So I do think so, Lord, and her name is Lord like Madonna's daughter. Lord is okay, miss van Jin As an expression as a cultural thing, I do think so. No,

I appreciate it. And that's one minute. So I don't think so, honeyally not well, I don't think so. You were Legentina said you're on Robert Mueller? Was it should be pronounced Mueller? And that was it spelt like Mueller. I agree with that. What was another one in the last it did that it would be good? She goes something something more like something something like far That was that? That was that? There you go, simple, straightforward. Okay, there

we go. Okay, this is Will and bellin up some topics. You're going to excelixed, but the phrases excel. I don't know. Paint, Oh there you go, ms paint. Who is that? This is? She's looking fish and she's looking like a grouper filtered photo. Look. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. The actor Ed Harris, and I have no Harris. There you go ed sheeron. Oh my god, I love that little um, the red headed boy. He's so nice, So, honey, the horse ed the talking horse, Oh um, super fun stuff.

Oh my god, Taylor Swift reputation album, Taylor Swift a great writer. I just I don't think so, honey. I think so Christmas season, the Christmas season, don't negative honey about it in general. I thought the drag Race Christmas season. Oh, because that's sickening. I think has I think we has a Christmas album, mo, honey. So they're doing a little beach One Christmas special with a lot of the girls. Oh honey, okay, um five seconds. The tea is caffeine free.

That is free, and I have honey, Oh my god, oh my god, lover honey, pure extra light amber. I think that's why you comparently don't think funny because he clearly literally Honey Honey is so good too. Honey. It was on girls. That's carry Honey e Raiser. That's the best song called Honey. I think Robin the beautiful vocalists, beautiful live vocalists. First, absolutely, you guys are live vocalists. So many blessings, blessing. How does it? Why did God

give you this talent? That's a question for you guys. Yeah, I think I found it a loss of found Why did God give you this? It's the Lord's playing, It's been home. It's in god plan. That's all. This episode is God's plan. Maybe a little bit, But I just want to say, the four of us here are all vocalistas, because, as one reviewer put in in a review for this podcast, you said, it's like all drag queens and real housewives. As soon as they got a little bit gay famous,

they assumed the world wanted to hear them sing. And you know what, maybe they do. Maybe they album Absolutely, honey, I know it's good. I haven't heard it. She puts fucking dollars into her music videos. To that she looks like a large bag of money. This is the most expensive month of my life. What is that a reference to? It's a treat that she said she didn't get into. I don't think so, honey. Drag queens on Twitter, Okay,

I actually don't think so. Well, now they're getting into what the fucking Euriko O'Hara, Jack Harry be for my favorite beef of the year. You okay, will Willam has to go Hoboards to pick up Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know it's here. He just has to somewhere else. There we go, Okay, tell you tell them my personal business. You instant this. This is Race Chaser, just the podcast on Fever Dog podcast Network. Right star us Born does the film starring This Journey is the album with Jarreny

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