"Gllrrroooooo" (w/ Rachel Wenitsky)

She every time I see her knocks me on my feet. She knocks me on my feet backwards, but she knocks me on my feet like I'm lying down and she I see her, I stand right up. Would you describe her as part of our family? She is my family, Familee, She's part of my family. This this, this is the one. Let me tell you we're going to get into this. We've been getting changed my life. Oh yeah, you've been touched. I've been touched by this angel. Touched by an angel.

Roma Downey had nothing to do with this, No, I think Roman Downey is married to the producer Burnett, which is a CBS connection because guess what. This is a CBS queen. This is a CBS queen. You've seen her on Elementary, You've seen her and the Good Fight. Okay, and if that's not enough for you. She is an editor writer at Reductress and she's also the co host of mauth Time, the critically acclaimed It's a gag for the podcast. Matt and I have both been on it.

It's so fun. We love it. I listened to it every week. It's a gag listened to every episode or else or else. She's also in the sketch group pop Roulette with Us and the Fantastic group Friends who Have Fault. It's a duel, really, and her name is what thank you? It's messing. It's so good to be here with my family. Were we were saying she's part of the family family, would you say that we are part of the same family. I would say that the three of us are one family. Yes, absolutely,

we met. We were not family, we were not born family, but we became family. Rachel, When did you feel most close to me? Um? Oh, god, is it? I'm actually really thinking. I'm like, when did I feel most close to you? I want to I know when it was I want to interject, and I want to answer a question, and I will pose myself, which is the opposite of what Matt just asked. And the question is when when I felt furthest from you? Yes? When when when Rachel and I felt furthest from each other? But this is

the beginning. This was I was roommate. I was roommates with David are my husband, and Rachel was was spending a lot of nights in Skytown with us, and God bless Rachel, because our house was a fucking dumpster. Was me, davidov and former guests Billy Domino, and it was a fucking nightmare. Filthy people, filthy, filthy people and broaches. Oh my god, I can't even get into bad. It was bad. It was bad. I think they knocked it down. They knocked it down because well, they kept the rest of

the building, but they knocked on your unit. Yeah, it's not just they burnt it out. They burnt it and now it's just a portal into a hole in the fabric of space time. But Rachel, one day, I mean pretty regularly, would clean up for us and clean it after well, to be fair, I was living there for free, for like a month. That's true, but like we did not know each other and I felt bad. I was like, oh, no, David's girlfriend is cleaning. I was like, all clean the

p off the seats in exchange for living here. Sure, but you had your own dorm, you had your own place. I was between. I had graduated in and I had moved out of my East Village palace and needed to find my own apartment. But my roommates weren't able to move into a new place until October, so I was homeless for two months. You needed to find something for the interim. It was the status I've ever been in my whole life. Really, I like to get perfectly real

on this podcast. No, like graduating, graduating from school and then like suddenly not having a place to live and not having a job and being like a newly minted real person. Was that was like the stattust I thought in my whole life was so depressing. I would agree, I thought that way. I luckily had a show I was doing that summer, so I could kind of stretch out the feeling of the feeling bad. I was in that reality, which is the n y u um like welcome to n y U show that some of the

older kids put on. So I was doing that over the summer. So it did feel like I just got dropped on my ass and I'm still staying in the door. Yeah. I got to end on a literal high note. Yeah, they were singing in the show. Wait, I'm so sorry. Do you guys hear that? I hear something. I'm sorry, hold on, you have to stop everything, and I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Hold on, there's something. I think it's under

my glass. Okay, just pick it up now. I'm going to pick it up really slowly though, because I'm a little like someone. But can you guys not freak out because we don't know what's under there? I don't I can't promise that. Yeah, okay, I'm just be really careful. Oh my god, Oh my god, Gus. Welcome to the stupidest but my favorite bit. We did it in Game Show the other nights of Murder. I can't believe I

wasn't there. This is my favorite bit ever ever called Grew and um you it grew is always hiding in something. Well it's based if misplaced, correct, but it's based on Grew from Minions, right. No, it's not absolutely dominions. It always grew. No, I calling each other grew g r L o O for at least seventy years. But I guess what I'm saying is like, even though you guys have been calling each other that, like without realizing it,

you were calling each other group of minions. But there's the name grew first of all, and that doesn't make any fucking sense. Why everyone else has some clever super villain name like doctor or mischief. It's like whatever, I don't follow that franchise, But why is his name grew like an evil super villain pronounced differently? Now? Everyone stop grew from Despicable me. It's spelled g r U and grew, which is our group. It's spelled g r L. And if you're saying it like grow and not saying grow,

you're not doing it right. It's grew. And so the number one and seventeen of culture it's grow grew And it's always that same pitch. What is that? Can get? Can we can we get a pitch app? I'm gonna download one down and let me tell you where the where the beginning of groove comes from? Okay, please educate me. It's from went in Mad TV, when Deborah Wilson is playing Whitney Houston and she's like trying to put on

she goes who. She just sings that note a bunch of times, and I thought it was truly the funniest thing that she'd just be talking like where I can't hear myself? Where am I? No, she wouldn't say, she wouldn't add she wouldn't she wouldn't. But because Bowen was became grew to me, and so then we start calling each other grew and we start to begin to sing. You became sometimes yes when you begin to sing, and so then you put a musical nature on what you're saying.

It heightens the emotion. Music is heightened speaking Oh my god, these apps cost money. I'm no, I just damn it. I just spent a dollar on this and it has one star. Fuck okay, I just canceled it. Imagine having perfect pitch. We wouldn't even have to do this. I know we'd be like, c sharp, you know what, Okay, this is? This is? How do you know? That's? Because I just I might have I'm not gonna say I have perfect picture. I was around our metronome are digital

metronome as a child, so so much Imagino keeps time bowing. No, but there's a digital one where where for violins, for for stringe a pitch where it's just the default pitches. A so so someone someone someone hit the group. I'm gonna say it's c flat. But the best is the best. The best thing is when yeah, you change it. Can you do this for a while, I grew was really

high and then it was too high. We have to sometimes you have to take it down because I remember there was a day where it was really high and we were doing it and then we were all like, it's honestly, it's gotten too high. But remarkably we keep it on the same pitch. Typically is wait, oh my god, I'm sorry. It's muscle memory something something is something that my phone's my phone buzzing. I think I think you should just pick it up and see who it is.

It's a big if it's like an important thing, like you should know. It could be Hollywood or it could be okay, but the thing is it buzz But my screen didn't light up, and it's not undo, not disturbed, So okay, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna press see that was a different pitch that it was the same. First it was grew and then it was it grew, it grew up half a step. It changed. And I think it's because our emotions have been changing. Oh, I think it's like moving. Yeah, guys, um, if you're not

completely alien needed by this stupid conversation so far, I'm angry. Why. I wish I had been able to take music theory in high school. They had a music theory that was able to be taken, but my school just didn't offer it. And I would love to sit here and be able to identify the notes. And you know what, I think that it's a true thing that I that I could have really musically persevered, but at a young age I

was I was not giving that opportunity. This is the interesting thing about Matt is Matt did not grow up with you know, a pedagogical um, you know education and metrical education. But you just had the natural talent. You had the gift. You had the gift, but you don't have the theory the mechanics to pin that down. It's like whenever I work with someone and they say, can you read music? And I have to shamefully say no, you don't read music at all. Wow, you know I

do you? Yeah, well, I grew up playing. But here's the thing. I grew up playing the piano. Oh that's right, bitch, I saw in your childhood bedroom. In my childhood bedroom, I played the cello. But the thing is, like I

think about this a lot. Sometimes I feel like the like actors and performance who picked it up later are more interesting because they were living like other lives, whereas like if you grew up doing musical theater and stuff like, sometimes I get overwhelmed with culture honestly, because I'm like, my background is literally listening to Wicked for like thirty hours a day and like not knowing what popular music was there you go saying like I just learned who

Robbie Williams was a few months ago. You didn't know Robbie. And I feel like this is such a So let's get into this with Rachel because this is the question we asked all of our guests. And I'm so excited to get into this with Rachel because I feel like I know Rachel very well, but I might learn something. People just surprised you. And this is something about people, is that they surprised you. That's rule number of culture people will surprise a prize. Now, Rachel, we're going to

ask you the same question. What were the were the cultural pieces the elements that made you say culture is for me. I want to step in a cultural direction. You know, it's as if the culture was the rain, this would be the moment where the rain condensated. That's not what and the rain is. Okay, I'm talking about. First, you have, of course ejaculation, which is when the water comes from the ground to the sky. Eaculation is the water. The ejaculation is the water comes from the penises, goes

up into space. Ejaculation, condensation, precipitation, run off, yeah yeah, run off is a pre come, rinse, repeat, and then it's shampoo. But the pre come is a state jump. It's like, what's it called? Um uh, you know it's it's not very common. A question is when did culture start coming on you? Oh my god, I'll never forget when I first got amon um come down by culture. Um. Okay. I really thought a lot about this, um because there as Billy Domino, who was like a little goal for

I was like, that is really the ultimate answer. Um. I guess I became interested in culture. It was sixteen election. Um that was it for me. Um okay, I think that when you first started singing. That's when I started singing. Was after election. I was like everything has changed. And then I was like everything has changed and I was like, oh wow, I'm a singer now. Um okay, I think that. Okay,

I think that for me. My introduction to culture was musical theater, sixties rock and Monty Python was like, I'm disgusted because it's crazy that boone has tried to eat his McDonald's and somehow you can still hear him chewing bone is straight up masticating a full chicken nugget. Can I say though? That was the first chicken nugget I've had in a long time, and it was better than I remember. Did they change the recipe? It's still pink page. Shouldn't have had it because now they got your back.

I know. There. It felt like Crisp Bears. It's Crisp Bear. The batter is better. Let me tell you something. I'm a full whore for McDonald's. I will, I will give my whole body, your whole they have me, and you know what, it's Okay, that's okay. I'm like a proud hooker. Okay, I remember you know what, call me Passion because that's my hooker name. McDonald's. We went to a McDonald's, very wasted and got flurries. Yeah. When was where was this? It was? Were we traveling? No, it was in New

York because now I don't remember the circumstances. But it was funny. Okay, here's what I'm having a memory of is it was really late and we were in Times Square. You know what, I'll tell you when it was? We were so so fucked up at the Story Pirates benefit after party. Yes, this is what I wanted that. Yeah, we are. It was the after party. We had done, we had done the benefit. We imbibed, we imbibed, yes this, you're right. Then we were imbibed, and then we very

embarrassingly exited a party. Yes you you um, what's the you flipped the deuce? It was the situation where you don't know how to say goodbye? So what we does? Me and Rachel just did there and I just everyone was looking at us in the room and I just threw up, threw up the deuce, threw up the deuce. Like it was eleven grade. That was Richard Nixon, and we backed out of there. We backed out. It was we were, we were. We went to McDonald's and mcals

and it took forever for some reason. And then you laid down on the counter, which I remember because I took a picture. That's vile and he when I say, I feel so at home there your passion. You walked in and everyone was like, ah, Maddie, welcome. Okay, I'm so sorry. I mean that was so rude. Pick moment to just know, Oh my god, Okay, so chomp chomped down on a chicken ugget, but it's okay. Sixties rock like Joni Mitchell, Krazy Nash young and and that was

me like nine years old. Um, like this song is about an abortion her, Like this song is about like her baby that she has to get up. Um. And then I think as I got older, like sci fi yes, and like you're a you're a fantasy queen. I'm a fantasy queen and I didn't know it until I was older, but I feel like that changed for me. What favorite like, um, oh god, my favorite piece is probably Doctor Who in D Minor Um, Like I love Dr who so much, and I didn't know until like two years ago. Um,

I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I don't think I'm like high fantasy you are, but I'm like trash posh pop fantasy, pop fantasy. I love the things that are like I don't want to undermine how much I love fantasy, but like I like the things that are like safe to like written they're meant for. I love Harry Potter, but like I couldn't get through Lord of the Rings because I was like, there're too many names. I just realized why I haven't seen you lately, because you've been

too busy with your scandal, your antasmin scandal. Okay, but that is so I guess for culture has become like I just fucking love television. Yeah, that's great, and I watched it so much. Well, this is the beautiful thing about culture in general. I think Rachel really embraces this, is that you can have these cultural phases where you redefine your parameters for culture, and for Rachel, it's watching Shonda It specifically Scandal or is a Shonda Land became

s I did cross over it. I didn't know the magic of scandal until or the magic of Shonda until a few months ago I watched I watched all six seasons of Scandal that were on NET in like two months. It was constant fully like immersed yourself in that word, in that world. I did. And then it was over and like the current season was on and I started watching the current season, which was fun because then I became a part of like the like Shawonda community that Twitter.

Twitter is crazy for Scandal, yes, And then I was like, I need more. And then I watched all of How to Get Away with It. There's only two seasons, three seasons, okay, okay, and I watched it not knowing that the fourth season hadn't been announced, and then when it was done, like even though I had literally just finished it like the day before, I immediately became like one of the fans that's like when that does do you like it? Do you actually really well? I think that Viola Davis is

a better actress than like that show deserves. Like that's I think the show is really great, but like she is phenomenal, so good, so good always, and she's like giving, like she's truly giving, like and the show is like always giving, which I like love pretty great, though. Yeah, well the show is like really intense. It's and I think that did you guys watch Scandal all the way? That's probably for the best. I mean, it's like I

can't to leave that Melly Grant is president. I will say that it's insane to me that not one Well, this is a spoiler? Are you guys planning on watching nod? I am going to the House of Cards. I'm talking about I've never seen House of Cards, you know what. I'm just gonna go ahead and say spoiler alert. Are you okay? Oh, it's the end of the season, so I'm just gonna say I will not I will not spoil it. I will just say they need to get

more imaginative about about the ways that they go. I think there's nothing wrong with introducing a new character that's a compelling new political figure, but it seems like the way that these shows I don't know. That's the problem with political shows is it's like, you know, every four or eight years, the people have to change change, yes, And this unwillingness to be realistic about that is like

show killing for me. I know that's what happened with Candle, where they were like, well we need if I knowing to keep these people like in or near the White House, and it just got so convoluted, and then you remember that like this is a show where a president choked out a Supreme Court justice and killed her. And then you're like deserved it, though she well, I actually fully understood why he did what he did. This is like old scandal t now, But yeah, everyone on that show

has killed someone. And then there's a part where Olivia Washington starts like laughing hysterically, like laugh crying. I think I think it's her character, and then she's Olivia Washington, Carrie Washington, Olivia Pope. She starts laugh crying and she's like everyone has killed someone. You're like, yeah, bitch, you get it. Has she killed? Yeah? Oh you need to watch the current season. Wow, she murders somebody. You have

to watch now. I just don't know if I will because it's so far off the ground, like the fact that President I heard what happened to Portaderossi though insane she gets beat to death the golf club with the golf club. But like, okay, here's the thing that that season was bad, but what the show did and that

it was like so obvious but kind of great. Was like in at the end of the season, they slowly like killed off or got rid of all of the extraneous characters that they had written in and got everybody back on the same side, like ready to fight together against like one evil and as like if you're like a fan of the show and you just wanted to succeed and you're not just looking for like insane drama, you're like, oh good, We're like back to basics. I

think that was smart. I think it's smart for a show like Scandal, which started heightened when it's when it's House of Cards, which I think is to be honest with you, I was a real fan of House of Cards. Phil On Done. I think House of Cards is cartoon garbage. Now I think it's fully bad. That show literally just gets rid of anyone that's gonna like and it's such a cop out. It's like up the plot. Everyone that could suck it up for them, it's dead. It's it's

crazy to me. I'm like and that I wanted reader an interview with the new creators because they switched showrunners, and they were like, don't you think this is a problem. They're like, yeah, we did think about that, and then that was like, really, do you think it's where it's starting, Like if I have never seen a single episode. I think that the first three seasons, first four seasons are really good. I think some seasons are better than others.

I think the first season is great. The second season I loved because it was when they first stepped into this heightened direction they were going in. Didn't start it certainly did not, And I would say you could just you know how, you know the show is really different, and you know how you know it has new new creators, I think our new showrunners. She is talking a lot more like like they always they are trusted. They always used to trust her character to be strong and silent

and say a lot without saying anything. And she was always very mysterious, whereas now she ain't mysterious at all. She's doing monologues. No, no, no, she is really I think the lead of the show at some points. And also like fully, like I mean, I love the question of are they evil or are they not? Like I I loved that with him, you got it with her, you kind of did it. Now it's just like you know, she's they're evil, they're both so evil. Yeah, no, I've

never seen it. I weirdly was like, it's it's David and I have very different Does David like it? Okay, So this is literally why I haven't watched it is because David watched like a couple episodes. I think of the first season like years ago when it first came out and was like not for me, and I was like, for some reason was just like, well, then it's not for me either watched it would like I've never done that with the show before, where I just like took

someone else's word and never watched it. But all the time, yeah, I mean it's literally made to binge. I think I think you would like to show up really a lot. I just think you get to a certain point where

you'd be like, I love political drama. It's it's so weird to watch that ship now though it is I know well and the world and like that's why Scandal got so weird too, because like they had a Trump character and they like it fellow a little bit too, like that like Law in Order, like ripped from the headlines thing like just doesn't feel good when it's like not a proced d Well, there's like it's impossible now for political dramas because either you completely there's this revisionist

thing where Trump never happened and everything, or you or you rip it from the headlines and it just feels wrong.

I know, I've been watching, and it's so weird because like the conversations on the West Wing like feel like so idealistic and so earnest and so different from like what's happening now, But they also feel so similar because I'm in the season where he runs for reelection, and they feel so similar to what's happening now that I'm like, oh, like it feels like we're in a crazy time, but also like nothing has changed, and like all these things

are so clicle and TV like keeps repeating it so interesting.

I think that the rise of like these kind of Washington thrillers and even comedies, I think I think all of it is a little bit to blame for this because and because Twist, well before you let me just say, let me just say, I just think we've gotten so used to like I think people didn't even realize any of this ship was even possible, And you have to think about this, like a lot of people watch Scandal a lot, and when they hear about conspiracies, and when

they hear about stealing elections and the word rigged and like this and this and this, it gets into their minds. So then when it's brought up in a public way about what's going on in real life, they don't say no way, they say, well, you know it can happen. It's I don't think people thought this was possible interesting, And maybe I'm really talking about everyone in America, like

there're a lot dumber than they really are. But I definitely only think popularization of like Washington backstabbing and sp like kind of kind of like Washington bullshit. Popularization of that had something to do with everyone buying into fake news, and like I think that's true. I mean people like people like a good story also, and like they I think that Trump like went out and told a good story.

He was like, people are evil and they're trying to get into our country, and like he like was spinning a tale. He's really I like to refer to him as the showrunner of the United States. Absolutely, he's I hate his show, you guys fucking hate it. I hope it lasts less than one season, So I hope it gets canceled. Well as far as like the as far as like the conspiracy stuff goes. I don't necessarily think it's like you like the locusts. The origin is these shows.

I think it's just like Glenn Back gave Rice to like Alex Jones gave and then Trump is in June of last year starts calling the election right, like that's the path for me, but like maybe, I mean, maybe you're right, but like if if that's true, then Shaunda's to blame. I'm not saying. All I'm saying is it became fun. This kind of thing became fun, and then it became real. The drama is fun, right, or even

like the incompetency on veep is fun. It's fun. It's like it's but now it's like, oh, we really do have an incompetent adminisiation. The point is, oh my god, I'm got to hear something. Where are you hearing it? That's so crazy. I'm hearing it kind of like under all of the chicken nuggets, but it's in Matt's mouth. Is it coming from the chicken nuggets? In your Oh my god, he can't speak, can't even make it sound.

Oh my God, from your body. Just open your mouth a tiny bit, just to like he's pointing in his mouth right now. He looks really panicked. Okay, here we go one, two, three. Oh he shut his mouth so hard to go. Wow. Really a visual meeting hasn't get to grow out. You have to get the gu there's a lot of grou in my mouth. Oh my god. Um, yes, yeah, I love Shondames. Have you watch an yet? I've watched a lot of episodes of Gray's Anatomy, like but disjointed,

but disjointedly I've never liked. You should watch the first two seasons and then just stop, just stop and just stop. I think I've seen I've probably seen most of the first two seasons. Um, listen, are you gonna watch still? Star Cross? Probably? Probably? Are you guys going to watch it? One of my friends is on it? Oh yes, uh yeah, I'm just down one of the cousins. Apparently she has like a pretty large good part. I read in a review that she was one of the standout roles. That's

the dream. Yeah, I mean yeah, literally, that's the dream to get a good role on a Shonda Himes pretty show that's about something cool, that's My dream, I think is like I want to be on a Shonda Riimes like drama, but I want to play the like Cookie tech person. You want to be like Quinn. Yeah, like what Quinn started out as being, well, I feel like Abby kind of started out as like the one who they both did where they were like, we're a little sarcastic,

and then they both became like drama. Yeah. I liked Abby on the show a lot. Darby Stanchfield, I like her too. That's a great name. I think she's really good. I can't did you know that Millie on that show was only supposed to be like the first couple episodes, like the first Lady was not going to be a thing, and then she just kept kind of like killing it in the back. Wait and they how are they going to do that? They were going to get rid of

her character? No, she was just going to be the first Lady was just not going to be not like it was like it was going to be like she wasn't going to be like it just it just wasn't supposed to be as big of a thing as it is, and it certainly wasn't we're going to turn into what it is now which is she's the president of the United States. Yeah. I think she's great. She's so good. Yeah, she she really sinks her teeth into it and like gives you so what's that actress name? That's name. She

gives you soap realness. And also I found out she comes from the stage. She was she comes from the New York state. They don't come from the stage that often. No, she jumped right off the New York stage. She was in a show called The Life in the nineties, which was about hooking in Times Square in the old days. That's crazy because my where I come from is hooking in Times Square. Yes, Juliani Fish Rachel is classically a hoe. Category is play Julianni Eleganza pre The Lion King on Broadway.

Her windows aren't broken. She's giving you spectaculars. This past year, I was crowned in a pretty major national contest um mid Town's Most Wretched Whore. Rachel's claim to fame is m and the Hurt, the amazing patron of mid Midtown's most Wretched Who Now, Rachel, what is your what is your coronation entail? What are your sort of services that you're providing for the community? Well, I walk around Midtown. Um, that's pretty much it. I like, walk around. You buy

some iPads. I buy iPad that at those electronics stores. I go to pre um hands, I shake hands, trip trip on the steps of tk TS. Have I told you about the day that I barfed into pred Oh? No? And I want to hear about this now? Oh my god? It was wild w it was this year? What or it was? It was two thousand and sixteen? It was it was? Why did it was after the election though, still the low point, you M. I was sick and I but I was like, I have to get better fast, So I went and I never do this. I went

to the doctor and was like, I'm sick. I never do that because I'm a woman, and only men do that. Only men go to the doctor. To be like interesting, interesting, Okay, I'm going to say that right here, only men go to doctor. Rule number that's crazy. I feel like that's the opposite rule number fifteen. Men go to the doctors. But I don't agree with that. I think I think that only men go to doctors with like a cold. Interesting, more straight men. I know. I'm like, no, I'm not

going to the doctor. I'm gonna tough it out. Oh my god, David always goes to the doctor. David, women like you also get signus infections. So you know that's he's still get signus infections as bad as he always did. He still David's a little I love him. He's a little boy. Okay, so you're okay. So we I went to the doctor and I never do this, and I was like, I'm sick and I have to get better. And because I was like where I was like working on Monday, and I was like I have to be

better for this job or whatever. And I got like a Z pack and it turns out I'm They said it's not an allergy, but that I had a quote adverse effect. And so what happened was I took my

back and then which is an antibiotic. And then I had this important meeting, like it was literally like I was meeting with an agent with an agency, and I almost I got up to Midtown and then I was like suddenly felt the most like I've ever felt in my life, and was like I sat down on a bench in Midtown and I called my mom and I was like I don't know what to do. I don't know how I'm gonna get Like I felt literally like

I couldn't get myself to my apartment. But I went into this meeting and I fucking like didn't speak, like stood as still as possible. Oh wait, I forgot about the first part of MAA so so so on my way into this meeting, I stopped at a PARTAMA and

I go into the bathroom and I bared horribly. And then I go to this meeting and I sit as still as possible and I don't talk, and I just get I just like nod and I say yes, and I look all around the room and I make sure I know where all the trash cans are for when I bowed. And then they showed me out of their like fancy office and then I'm like, could you show me where the bathroom is? And they're like, it's right

down the hall. I'm like, great, thanks for me. And then I go to the bathroom and it wasn't barfed. It was like I prooved to God, I destroyed the bathroom. God Like, I think they probably knocked it down like they did your permanent side. And then but then it turned out that that building was a part well okay, so then after my horrible liquid ship, yeah, I go, I take the elevator down like floors or whatever. And then I got out and I walk out, and I'm like,

I guess I'm feeling a little bit better. And I walk out of the building and then immediately start to feel sick again. And I have no idea, but I look and what is right next to their building but a different paroma, of course, and so I run into that pradamage and I threw up again. Thank god not all of them have bathrooms. Thank god these both had. Honestly, if this one had had a bathroom, I still would have barbed in it. Love it is it that you can't take a z back? I can't ever, I'm allergic

to it. I guess she learned this now this is okay. And I was talking to a coworker about this. He was telling me how she and this is tragic. She threw up in her lift because not because she was drunk, because she got food poisoning and it just she did not see it coming. It just happened. And I feel so bad. And she'd pay the cleaning. She had to pay so much fifty dollars. I threw up in a cab one horrible, horrible, horrible, and I've never thrown up.

But here, here's the thing, Guys, these stories about either shooting your pants, shooting in public, throwing up in public, like these are these these reveal who you are. It's like Michelle Obamas as the presidency reveals who you are. Pants shooting and vomiting stories in public reveal who you are and your most your most vulnerable killing. I started today, I'm not where we have to take a break. You're

working on forever, Reductress. Hey, that literally that was as anything you're thinking women, that was like, is how we do it? All right, let's get this done. Um, you're working Reductress. I edit articles, I write articles, performed I perform articles. Uh yeah, that's why work. How you liking? How you liking actress? Okay, here's the thing. They provide a good service. They provide a beautiful service to women

across the globe. This is this is the antithesis. I feel like mouth time is sometimes um like antithetical to what we do at Lost cultures because lost cultures, because they write, they write it it's great, and then people come out with character bits and it's fantastic. We just sucking run our mouths here with no structure. Don't should talk to us? Somehow I like better? Somehow it works? Umu Okay, they can write down all the ship that they want, my goddamn mouth and do just as well. Rachel,

would you rather? I mean there's there's place about. Would you rather there's room for spot in atie of course in mouth Time? No you would, Yes, there is there. Yeah. But the thing about women is they think too much down, they think too much that there's my god, will I do it? I should just stop talking? Oh my god talking up the people come hot. Producer Joe loves it. I am disgusted. Okay, So Rachel plays. Rachel voices Dakota. Yes, mauth Time is the Doctor's podcast official. Yes, um, and

so tell us tell us a little Dakota. Where did she? Where would she sharp? Where would she throw up? Okay? Well, Dakota lives in Times Square? She lives at Times Square. There are certain things about So so yeah, mouth Time is like half scripted. And I'm the third host to come on to like come into this world. That was

Anna Dressin and Nicol silver Ware who started it? Who are brilliant, and then they're fine, and then an I went off Tripe for Saturday Night Live, and then I came in um to close with Nicole and uh, and then Nicole left right for a TV show, and then Bowen came in and closted for a bit. But then I was like, you know what this is. It's a

women's it's for women for women. No. I mean well, in a way, I was like, I'm not going to take this spot over like one of the millions of other like great, great, great like comedy women out there, so then you are millions of um no, you were so great. But yeah, it is funny, how like it

definitely it's it's parodying the like Cosmovolgin, yes podcast. But then there are people in your reviews to just don't get that it's we we have a lot of It's so weird because like on the show, I do a character that like talks like this, and she's like, it's actually gone a little better over over time, but like in the beginning she had like a lot of vocal fry.

I was like very like welcome and ung and like people left us so many iTunes reviews when I started that was like that were like, I can't the vocal fry. I wanted to kill myself. And they didn't get that it was satire. And I was also like, you hate listening to women, That's what it is. I was going

to say that that is the root of all of this. Also, are like our ads were being run or like the ads for our podcast, we're being run during like a podcast that was like a most perfect murder like something that just like it was not there was no crossover between the fan bases, and they were so frustrated. Was this this? Um, now you guys are under Feral, but before you guys were with another network. Yes, was this,

but this was this was this? This was with Barrel though we even with Barrel pretty much since I started, and and I mean, they're amazing. It was just like and we changed our advertisements a little bit to be to make it more clear that it was a joke.

But yeah, people don't like listening to women. We've made it a thing though now we did um, we did a really really fun episode when we were in l A that we did live with Paul F. Tompkins and who was so amazing and I keep calling him, I keep bacting calling him Paul Thomas Anderson, who I love um.

But we like made a point. We like took a break and we like talked to the audience and we were like, like, you guys should definitely like don't regret rate and subscribe and don't forget to talk about how much you love our podcast, how much you love our voices, and how good our voices are and how goes how nice this is listen to. And we like suddenly got a slew of reviews that were like, I love now Time, especially their voice. They did that for us, the cultural system.

We just asked them to write reviews and they were like, I'm writing a view because they told me to. Fans are so fun. But yeah, the Mouthing podcast is really fun. It's like half scripted, right, it's half I'm sorry, but I feel like that's a that's a little bit of a challenge. When you say like it's changed, does that mean you've laid off the voice. I've laid off the voice a little bit to make it like a little bit more palatable. And also like I think it's like funnier.

I think it's funnier if the vocal fries, like at specific women. But that's so like a punctuation. I get that, and like you're doing that like because it's like it doesn't make it more palatable, but I mean that, God, that's so shitty that people are just like these women sound stupid. Yeah, they're like these baby women because like Nicole and I both do voices that are kind of like like we're like dumb idiots, because the premise of

the whole show is that we're like dumb idiots. But I love being a dumbadio, so like I would never pull back on that. The funnest, the funnest, the absolute funnest. Being a dumbadiot is the funnest, And our brand is, of course genius, genius, cold culture cultural yeah, roast. Sometimes I've intimidated by your culturally sta knowledge, but then you have to know, like there's some things that I have literally no barometer for, Like, for example, what I just

started watching The Bachelorette today, never seen an episode. I haven't seen it either, but I'm pretty gagged for it, and I'm a little I'm a little bit like like I came like Henry came home today and I was watching and he's like, are you watching this and I'm like, yeah, I can I tell you something. I'm getting my life. I'm actually getting my life in a real way. I did. I watched the first episode of this season of The Bat Shot and it was the first episode I've ever watched,

and I was like, oh, I get it. I watched. I watched with a drezzen and when the dog came out, we both cheered. We both cheered for so long that it was like it became uncomfortable. It's the cutest sucking dog. It's so cute and I didn't know. It was like we'd we both kind of had this moment of like, if we knew they were dogs on the show, we want to start watching it years ago. As a cast, dog is a cast. I hope the dogs had the

cast for a while. To me, it's like you have to explain why the dog was because they've never said anything. Like when she revealed to the one guy that she was bringing the dog on the date, he was like, why does it have a cast? And she goes, we'll

get to that later. Let's get on the plane. I was like, no, I have this question to what happened to the dog, But she said it like a Segway, like I guess as maybe more a talent about that when we get in the plane and I was like no, and then you get on the plane and she doesn't say what about her dog? I just really wanted to know, like, what's wrong with the dog? That was like a carpal tunnel. Her dog is and got carpet tunnel from her email.

Watch reality TV though, because I don't watch any yeah, besides drags and like The bachelorad is like this the number one show that we watches a reality television show. We definitely don't count it as one because we counted as something outside. But I wouldn't say watch reality TV because even me, like venturing into the Bachelorette territory now, it is very new for me. It's been a long time coming. I think you watch reality TV and you

love it, I think, and you're obsessed with Groupaul. Also, n DA Grace feels to be like. The only reality show I've ever gotten into was Dance Moms and a show Tanked, which we can talk about later. But the thing about Dance Moms is that everyone has a skill. Like it's fun to watch because even though it was

about the moms. All the kids had these they were so talented and they all had a skill, and I feel like drag Grace is the same thing, where like watching a show where everyone is really talented and something is different than watching a show where like everyone's put into a house and like, yes, drama happens because someone else tells them that there's drama happening, right exactly, Like everyone on drag Race is so talented in their own right and like they're all I don't know, competition shows

like that are competitions. Having watched Unreal, I do watch the kind of you've seen Unreal, yeah, the first season, so you so like having watched that though, and then watching this drama just like Unfold, it does change it for me because it's like, you know, what happened is they got these people so fucking drunk, and because you can look in their eyes and also they're always sweating.

So something I've noticed a lot is like they don't even try to blot these people like they're just sweating, sweating, sweating, because they truly have to catch them saying things in the moment. Because that's something about The Bachelor, which I will say is different, is like they really are like shooting that on the spot, like as it's happened. Like you can tell there's like six cameras at a time,

like all trying to get different shots or whatever. It's really like they're trying to create authentic drama based on manipulation at all times. So they're not really concerned about how people look on camera because they look drunk and they look bad. A lot of them look like a lot in the Confessionals. They'll be half us fun can sleep. Their eyelets are like halfway down. Like this guy Lee

who we're finding out it's like a racist tweeter. Oh yeah, the country singer, the guy who came out and singing country. He always looks so tanked on the show. And I'm like, you're trying to get this person to embarrass himself so crazy, it's crazy. I mean. The thing is though, like you have to admit, like we love RuPaul's drag Race, and even RuPaul admits he's on record of saying, we produced the funk out of that show. Oh yeah, sure. The best So the best reality show is what is it? Okay?

Tank is on? Oh God, it's about scuba divers people. It does it's I want to say it's on Animal Planet, but maybe Discovery Channel. It's like on a network that it shouldn't be on. But it's about these luxury fish tank design Las Vegas. Okay, I'm on board. And they are like according to the show, they're like the guys that when like the Magic Castle in l A is like, we want a fish tank and we want like Harry Houdini upside down like submerged in our in this fish tank,

and like we want you to design it. Like these are the guys that do it, and they're really talented and the fish tanks are really amazing. But it's the best show because the drama is so contrived and so stupid, and it's the drama is always like it's always like I don't know how we're gonna get this fish tank through this door. That yeah, it's so good. And in the moment that ship is tense, yes, you're like how

are they going to get it through the door. You're like, it's a fucking like forty foot fish tank, it's made of glass, it has a fucking shark in it, Like how are they going to get it? I love when people take ship seriously that no one else does. Like, to me, that's so funny that they could sit down and like in a circle, like and it's like a reunion special and they really come for each other based

on fish tank design. Yeah, that to me is the funniest thing I've ever heard, Like, this is what the client wants, but if we put this much water in it, the whole thing is going to blow. And it's so dramatic. Is Little Chocolate Tears? Literally about little people who are chocolate tears? I have never heard of this show, but I fucking hope is that what it is? Because I think that's what it is. Okay, and that is so specific little Chocolate. How have you guys heard of this show?

This movie tiptoes? Okay, Wow, Okay, you've heard of Okay, hot Hot producer Joe has heard of it. Don't call him? How you're married? You're right, girlfriend? What are you doing? So? I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. If I was a gay man, I could objectify anyone. We've earned it. We've earned it, and this is Pride Month and don't make a job. No, you're right. As a straight woman, I need to just shut the funk up. Um okay, so someone said, someone said kind month is the month that

women have to shut I honestly don't. Sometimes I do want a comment on people's Facebook status is like have you considered just shutting? Just shutting the up? Um okay? We I don't want to dwell on this because it's boring, but um. Beth Noel, one of the founders out of Reductress, today, was like, there was this movie in two thousand three that never got released because it was so insane, and it's where Gary. It's Matthew McConaughey and Gary Oldman plays

a little person. Yes, Yes, And we watched this trailer from two thousand three that never got released, and it is the fucking craziest thing I've ever seen. It's like a guest who's coming to dinner, except the whole premise is that Matthew McConaughey is dating back in sale and she doesn't know that his brother is a little person, and when she meets him, it's like, why didn't you tell me? And then and then it's like this crazy movie.

I guess. We're like, it's like meat, It's like meet the parents, except they're all little people and so it's like can you believe it? And like the mom mattheth mcconnie's mom, Like in the trailer sees uh matthe mcconnee's dad for the first time. He's a little person and like her face falls like like he's Hitler and liked bread. Whatever I think about you, like it's sleep Whenever I talk about you. Two we said why can't I sleep? Whenever I talk about you, I feel like I speak

literally said the same thing as you. So it goes to show that either she's she's not pronouncing it correctly, or we're right. It's one of those list I'm going to go ahead, and because it's pride months, because it's we can't be wrong, but we can't be wrong and list fair is not an ally? Nope, guys, okay, we said we may have. We've said some general ship about ally ship. Guys, Ally ship is whatever you wanted to be. Baby. That's what I'm so sick. All I know is that

I'm not a fucking ally. I'm not a fucking ally, but I am an ally to Midtown's most wretched horse. When will we see the birth of Midtown the musical? Because you keep talking about it, and now I'm just liked the three of us, we're supposed to all write this together. You know the thing we need to get in a room and right midtown the musical. I thought we could write it in twenty We need to write one of those rooms. What are those rooms? To retreat? Oh,

a breather. We need to get a breath and we need to write thought about getting a breathing from myself the other day and then I was like, Oh, I'm literally really poor. They're so expensive to They're like. We had this moment yesterday in rehearsal matt Um David was talking about seeing j Loo in Vegas, and so then I was just like, wait a minute, has a Vegas residency and like something like maybe we're when we were doing a Vegas show and like there's like a fucking

heist going on or something. It should be that like Celine Dion stool all our costumes, and it should be called glitter money, gay naked money. When retweet? When will we retweet? When will we reband and do something? Everyone's we're also busy. Everyone in Papua lett is famous. Now that's true. That's so we all are so mus Rachel is a CBS queen queen. I'm the Queen of CBS. I am the Queen of um iTunes. Yeah, high maintenance. Are you allowed to talk about it? I'm allowed to

talk about it. I'm not allowed to talk about the script, honest, Oh my god, this is something I think I think I can talk about for the Highmenans auditions. Both times they went in for different things, like the guy was written as someone else and I went in, Like the first time I went, I was like, is this is Mark the guy? And they were like, we can't tell you, And I was like, very clearly, he's like selling this

person weed anyway. So it's very I mean, they keep things very close to the best stature um at CBS. They um they tell you everything and they say, share this with your friend Christine Baranski's prize at the election. That was a reshoot. That was a reshoot after the election, believe, because you shot that like around November for October. Right,

the Good Fight. The Good Fight was I was in the pilot of the Good Fight and they had started shooting, right, they had started doing a storm and they had been shooting for like a week or two, and then they took a month to shoot the pilot, and I worked on it for five days and I wrapped on them for eight. Like it was so crazy. It was like fucking Christine Branski walking around wearing an eye Voted sticker,

Like everyone was so excited. The mood was like hon could be president, and like we're making a TV show about like powerful women and like about a character that literally has a Hillary Clinton, like a frame photo of Hillary Clint on her desk. And then the election happened and I never was back on that set, but I imagine it was crazy. And then I saw interviews with the Kings who write the show, and they like rewrote the show going forward to make it tailored more towards

like a new World. And then the episode was called Inauguration, which it wasn't originally, and then they like had that scene with her crying, like she says something like well, she's like it's really it's a great scene. Um I mean but yeah, like I think you were even telling me like that, Like people aren't like like the crew, like crew crew crew people were leaving because they were like go vote, like everyone, Yeah, they started late that

day so everyone could go vote. I'm sure, every like production and business did that because you have to legally let your people to vote. But it was so I think, I honestly think everyone on that set was like, we're making a show that is about Hillary Clinton like type, and like Hillary Lyne's going to be president. It's going to be such a big deal. But then I think the show kind of became even more important because it was like, but even Alicia Floor, like like Julian Marklei's

character was based on Hillary. Yes, yeah, yeah, what's that? What If I could go back, I just I wouldn't have voted for Harambee. Okay, I just wouldn't have voted for Harambe because I realized now that he couldn't have won. What Rachel Rachel mad said on election night, when the when, when the numbers were, when the numbers were coming in,

That's when it hit me. If you vote for someone you know cannot be president, then you don't care who is president, especially if you wrote in Harambe, magic came doom. I didn't never realize that their whole section is called the Port of Harambe, and the section quickly go through. You just came back. Guy, I can't believe we haven't talked about Disney or Universe from because we're all such Disney universal clean we are, and I hope just give

a quick review of Pandor. Okay, So Pandora itself is beautiful the end of the it's a feat of engineering, the way that they built the floating islands. It's gorgeous as just a piece, but you can tell that the river rode, the river journey was only made because they were like wolf ship. If we're going to justify this whole Avatar themed land, we need a second ride and it needs to carry some spillover from people from Fight of Passes and have to be good for kids, and

have to be good for kids. It's just a river. It's just it's a it's a lazy river ride with like all these glow on the dark plants. Blah blah blah blah blah. Visual effects are good, they're fine, they're not we're saying it's not as good as Pirates. It's like visually, no, visually it's beautiful, but it's like a it's like a boring Pirates basically, and then and there's no like there's it's just more. I love Pirates and there's no like, there's no like drops like that there

are in Pirates. But then the la, like the big lead of the build up of this river journey is this, I will say, a gorgeous animatronic of some blue fucking nation. Not the most the most advanced they've ever had. I heard, yes, like the lip movements sync up and it's just like the eyes blink, so it's it looks very real. Um.

But then fight passage is great. I will say, maybe it's because I was wearing glasses below my three D glasses, it was not as immersive as as it could have been, and I don't normally experience that with a lot of three D rights. But it's a giant fucking screen. Basically, the way that they have it set up is you're mounting this you know sent h banshee and it's breathing

under you. It's like it's like you're on this like um, you know, plastic like foamy thing that's like like like a bike, like a breathing a living breathing bike, and it's just like if you're flying through through Pandora. But um, like the rooms are set up where it's like the Simpsons ride, which We're not the Simpsons, right, but it's kind of like this where you're stacked on top of

you like the Simpsons, the people above us. It was just like a wall of fucking people, like a hundred fifty people facing this one giant convex screen and us being like flown through. And it was amazing. I mean, there were some amazing parts I just will never be fully gagged out of at a ride that's just a screen.

That's why The Forbidden Journey to me is the best ride because it like seamlessly takes you between like practical sets and screens interesting and amazing, and then you get like the spiders, Like, yes, the mentors every time Star Wars Land, I'm hearing Tea that they're they're big ride for that is going to be this millennium Falcon Journey, and it's just gonna be screens. I get what you're saying.

Like it it gets dated so fast. Also, like the stuff on the video on the screens after like a year two years looks already dated, whereas Pirates is from the seventies and it still looks fucking cool. Okay, And I will say this, I hadn't been to in all Kingdoms since like nine, So I was fucking gagged for ever best coaster in all Disney. Amazing, amazing coaster. Oh my god, I got my life. We went on at three times. It was amazing. There were lines, but it

was a little bit rainy. The lines were all concentrated at Pandora. Everything else was like great and we fast past it brilliantly. Thank you Michael Hartney who orchestrated all this. But one got to experience Felicia Rashad doing the pre show at Dinosaur, and she kills it, even if she has a Bill Cosby apologist, Okay. And then somebody said, was it you that said, oh no, oh no, it was Luan Posted. He's like, I got my life hearing

Felicia Rassad say the word dinosaur. She's beautiful, beautiful, a scorgeous, scrgeous creature of the stage and screen. Wait, oh my god, I hear something. Oh my god, Oh my god, where's that coming from? I think it's coming. It's coming from this packet of barbecue sauce that's unopened. Oh my god, should I open it? Um? You should open it, Matt, I think no, Wait till I think I think you should open it. I'm the guest, so I'm going to open it really slow. She isn't frightened to open it.

I'm a woman ready. Woman took it. Okay, let's move on. Still. I don't think. I don't think so honey. Here we go. This is the moment for those of you who don't know. Did you come prepare for them? I don't think so honey. Okay, we don't have one either. I don't don't speak from me. Okay, okay, okay, I do have one. Is Matt you want to start? Yes, I'll start now. I don't think the honey is our moment in the show to take woman. It's a real again something and culture that is driving us fucking not

Christ's sake. And so I have one, and I don't know really where it's going to go, but I know that I feel it in my heart. Okay, here we go. This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so honey. Time starts now. I don't think so honey. People at my restaurant who touched me to get my attention. Okay, So

I'm a human being. I don't work for you. You're not allowed to touch me when I'm talking to someone else, and I feel anything on my body, and it's especially when it's someone pulling me or touching me with your cold ass hands or your crabby fingers. I shiver in my skin. Do not touch your servers. Don't touch them. I'm serious about this. I don't know what you would you just touch someone on the street, Like, is it because I'm like in a subservient position together you're touching me?

Don't touch me? And also it's rude. What do you think I'm gonna turn around while I'm talking to someone else and then feel your question. People really think that when you go to a restaurant and you touch someone, you deserve a fate worse than death. You deserve to chill. That's one minute and five seconds. You deserve to chill. Wow, I like, you know what. We don't really know what that means, but I think we do know what that.

I think you all felt it when I said absolutely, I'm so sorry, Matt, but you know what maybe some people would like in that I do being tickled, and you're recently after watching The Bachelor, you know, I used to say I thought no, I never said I thought it was fair game for people to just tickle people. I just said. I just said that, Like, if you're with somebody and you know them and you give them a little tickle, like, they shouldn't get mad about it.

Of course they should. To me, it's a showing of affection. But I tickle. I do it because I love him. I don't like it. And I tickle Henry and he doesn't like it at all. Okay, you gotta be careful you tickle. Would you like to be tickled? I don't like to be tickled. I wouldn't be offended by it, but I'd be like, no, I would be offended. Be don't tickle me, violating my physical space. No, get your hand away, stop it, stop, no, stop, this fucking sucks. Okay,

that's the family, is fine. Everyone. I'll come over to you and I'll get you with my fingers tamically. That does not tickle together, stays together. Here we go, start me up. I don't think so. Any time starts now, I don't think so. Honey, Facebook Stories, no one fucking uses you. Why are you at the very top of my screen every time I opened the app? Honey, no

one's using it? And you know what's even worse is that you're faintly suggesting the possibility that my friends are using it, and those great out circles like as if like Matt or Rachel or pop producer Joe will have a story waiting for me when they don't. It's just a placeholder, honey. And placeholders do not belong in the actual executed app, and they belong in a staging. They belong on a staging for the developers to test. They

do not here. Here's here. Here's what placeholders are for designer comps, designer prototypes and vision, perhaps not on the final product. Honey, do you have product designers Facebook? I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. I don't think you're your product designers you know what, know what they're doing. Yeah. Sure, you maybe pull some people from the Instagram office, but they do not know how to do Facebook well, so, Facebook app, I don't think so, honey.

If you suck, why are you two hundred megabytes? Goodbye? I don't think so. I can't believe Facebook costs two d magobye isn't that insane? My that that's twenty photos too much? Photos of my pets. I don't have that many bites No, me neither. And I think that Facebook is going to be huge. I think it's going to take off in the next two to four years. I think it's going to be I think we're going to see people like talking about Facebook going on Facebook. What

about my Space? Now this is Rachel's I don't think. I don't think that's gonna continue to be successful in my space. Okay, that's fair, alright, harambe. Okay, So Rachel sometimes bring that up. Sometimes literally inspiration hits you. When I hit start, I know I'm nervous. Okay, I think I'm just gonna talk. We don't have time because Joe, who is who I respect as a gentleman and a hot producer. I'm not going to say that, but he sleeps. So why don't you want to say it? What's weird

about it? Well, I'm a married woman. That why are you making it weird? This is making it weird. I'm a I'm a married woman. I have a husband that I love very much and only game and I'm I'm straight and only sis gay men are allowed to rectify. Okay, I'm going to just go for something that is really that is genuinely like I don't think so, honey, this week and it will grow. Girl. I think I don't know this is the beauty. I don't think somebody see where it takes. You know you've done it before, the

journey at our life shop. Okay, this is Rachel when it's case. I don't think so many time starts now, Okay, I don't think so, honey. Rachel metto being sick her a fucking week. I really rely on Rachel, like every single morning. The first thing I do is I put on her the podcast version of her show. And that is how I welcome myself into the day and how I slowly integrate myself into my morning. I go on the F train, which is right now the worst of

the trains. People got stuck on the F train for an hour the other night without a sea, without lights. They were freaking out. I couldn't get home because of it. I missed an exercise class that I signed up for. All I want is to sit on the F train every morning and listened to Rachel Maddow and have her talk about the Russian collusion and really like make me feel at peace. I want her to soothe my soul. And she has been sick for a week and a half. She just came back this morning. But I don't want

to listen to Joy Read. I don't want to listen to that guy Ari. His voice is so intense because she tells it to me like it is and she's my best friend and she lays it down. When she was absent, I stopped listening to her show. And that's one minute, honestly and stopped. People love Doroy Read and she's good, and she she's good better than she's not excellent, like Rachel and even like Steve Cornaki used to fill in for Rachel on then, and he's like the most

boring of white men. Yes, well, I know Joe, who I respect as a as a co human, has to leave. But the thing about Rachel Madow is that she tells the news to you like she is your friend who is as pissed and as confused and incense as you are. And it's so fun to listen to her because she's like, isn't this crazy? Whereas those those two are, they're very talented, but they're so practiced, they're so wooden, and they're they're

they're just reading off the prompter of Rachel. I can't tell if she's reading off the prompter or if she's just talking off the cup and telling and weaving this beautiful tail. I think she's weaving a beautiful tail, partially because on this morning that last night, when she's like, do we do we have this? Here? Do we have this? And then she's like, oh, it's on my prompter, it's not in my notes, right, So that made me think that,

like not, she's not always looking at the prompter. I do love the perform and have a little highlight that she does when she takes her highlight and underlying something like paper like I love I just love herself, her dad. Guys, I'm still Rachel. When it's are on the Matow train, I know Matt, Matt. Matt can listen to it if he wants to. We're going to encourage Matt. You gotta get down, you gotta get into that. I think I have to get into it because I don't know, I

don't know. I guess it just it overwhelms me. The news is really big right now, but it just it just overwhelms me. To be honest with you, sometimes, but Rachel makes it work, Rachel connect. Sometimes I don't fully understand everything that's going on. I'll just I'll just that She's really good though, because her a blox will take it all the way back. Honey. She tells you what you need to know. She's going to get you over

that learning curve. Yeah. It just sometimes I feel like I'll feel very on top of things because I'll be listening every single day and then I'll step away for a little while, just from my own sanity, and then I'll come back and I'll be like, wait, what happened. That's kind of the thing that's happened. I think happening breaking. So know she really is. She's breaking news and you can watch her and not know what's going on because she is only dealing with like bombshell stuff. My drag

name Rachel name. Every day I go into a doctress and I sit at my desk and I turned to the room and I say, I'm just waiting for bombshell reports because that's all I do. Gorgeous quick announcement my my drag name. I've now realized after seeing Um wonder Woman is pictures. Okay, um, guys, this has been a great episode of Last Culture Rats. We have our family member Rachel's great movie by the way, Wonder Woman. Yeah, good movie, good movie. We'll do that in part two

of my episode. Thank god, I'm so excited. I'm doing two episodes. You're doing there. We go crazy that I'll be president, but she'll be back in four years, more years years the girl, the girl who ran for president of my high school. Her her slogan. Her slogan was four more year is It doesn't make sense. I didn't make any sense at all. I've been doing God bless her. I've been bow and yang and I've been gorgeous. Wait, I'm sorry, Oh my god, I'm Matt Rogers. But wait,

I have to tell you. I'm hearing something and I have to point it out because I feel like if I don't point it out, I will feel angry. I'll feel like I didn't do my job today. Okay, where is it coming from? I think it's coming from from Joe. I think it's going to Joe's ass. Joe, open up your ass. There goes ready, one, two three by. This has been a Forever Dog production Exact. It is produced

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