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"DOD!" (w/ Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp) (RE-RELEASE)

May 26, 20211 hr 16 min
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This is a re-release of a CLASSIC Las Culturistas episode:

This week Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp join Matt and Bowen to discuss the sexuality of "DOD," living in your doms parents house, and the eternally relevant and eternally gay debates: The Rosemont vs. Metropolitan and Fire Island vs. Palm Springs.

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Hi everybody, it's me Matt. So this week last Culture is going to take a week off, but in order to give you a little something something you readers, we have a classic epp from the vault. This is Dogged with Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Listen, we hope you enjoy and think you will. Bye. Look man, oh I see you? Why why? And look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, let's ding Dong lost calling. Can I tell you what this episode is going to be? Yes?

Mad Foppish was actually thinking it's got the sway the phase. The phase are in the building, and I was saying to myself, foppish could return to the cultural Like I've been saying foppish for years. You have and I think maybe the first time I ever heard the word fop was coming from your mouth. Thank you, And you need to find no fop means you know a man, it's gender. I'm a man who you know? There's really colorful things? And actually what did that say about him? Well, dude,

you want to know where I learned the word foppish? Yes, and this is truly your that's going to alienate you immediately. Dragon Quest eight they have descriptions for the monsters. My eyeball fell out. Look, they have descriptions for the monsters, and there's there's a monster that's a fox with a fencing fox with the with a cultures to Hat. Oh my god, wait, I have to pull bring it up. This is the new mascot for last culture stuff. And they described in the game the fox as being a

foppish fox. Fox. Look, I'm telling no, it's a fencing fox. But look, isn't that the culture rest to hat? That is literally the culture it actually is. And like the description. Everyone looking this up dragon quest wiki, look at the fencing fox, the fencing fox, and the description is oh, but the description was this foppish fox likes to jab a sword in your face. So they gave the animated fox a sexuality, a sexual a t are just a

startorial edit. My husband calls Link butterfly man? What is that? Whenever I'm playing the game, he go, are you playing, butterfly man? He go, when when I play the game? You go? Are you playing? When I'm playing the game, he go? Playing? Husband, he go, an, what are you playing? The wild? No, it's called the Zelda And and this is man named Link and this is man. I will

say this. I think it's absolutely revolutionary that we have the game of Zelda and we have Lincoln that's the protagonist of the game, but we call it the Legend of Zelda. I think that is actually I need them to make the way they make a damn Luigi Mansion is lame? Is our stop? Well? You can play Zelda in um Super Smash Brothers, But who's counting. I want a game I can count to ten. I love the musical way you did that. Who the funk are these people?

These are truly to fops. You need to put our swords in your face like that, like that, fox, bitch, two of my favorite people in this goddamn milky way. If they were two of your favorite people, why weren't you at their show last night? Because my fucking parents were in town? I don't care, and so instead you drove them to theater district and didn't see the sha because of the blackout. Iconic blackout. No, no, no, we are blacked out tonight. New York City is dark shaw.

We'll not come on now. You can take out break tonight. Stephanie J. Block is not in that Sean, She's no she's like the she's the star share like right right? They love to do now like jukebox musical with three a three actresses that was on a summer thing to really, oh my god, we have someone. We have a guest who was to she's returning to the studio because she clearly forgot something. Do you know what I was thinking? You know who? Sneakily? Sneakily is a four time job host?

Has anyone else done four four? Now? Hat and Joel have been on. Would you count co hosting as being a guest? Yeah, okay, you're you're heavily feature. Heavily feature. It's a heavy feature. I just don't want Josh to walk away with this title, with the superlative with the only reason I'm walking away is if you make any cuts, no cuts to this episode. Actually it's a rule. I will actually fight for the guy culture. Zero cut nothing. No one joined you in that. I didn't need anybody to.

He is in a mood right now. I'm a co host, ram Rod straight posture to see three time guest, one time ready to pass its truly didn't even introduce you. We're not introduced. These are my two favorite people. I was not at their show, sadly, because my parents were in town and they would not have enjoyed it because they are you know, I think it's problematic that you say that they're your two favorite people. I'm right here. I mean I said too much. That was overcorrect You're

actually being overcorrected. Okay, so these are my two favorite people in the milky Way, in this very room. Actually, please welcome into your ears. Josh Sharman Aaron Jackson. Can I stual you guys a question? Actually it's really important, Yes, Kirby, Like I said what you said, what animated characters? And then did all video video which are which are animated. So what's the point here? I just maybe I thought Yogi bear or something? You know, that's where my mind.

What's Yogi bear sexualized Yogi as straight as name or you know that's live action. Don't don't you down? You what we're gonna say? I don't know. I was gonna You're going to be by me and then you were going to say something I hope in return. Um, so we of course say, Josh Sharpen, Aaron Jackson, and we are commonly billed as Matt Rodgers and Yang. How does it feel for the people that come second. Now, I think we often, I think we say Aaron Jackson, Josh sharp.

But then when you do just versus Josh and Aaron, I think that's what happens for us off Laron Jackson, Josh sharp, Josh sharp and Aaron Jackson. Is that just like the way it hits your ear? It's Josh and Aaron does have a better sort of Josh. And to me, you're Josh Sharpen, Aaron Jackson, Aaron Jackson, because Aaron Jackson is a little bit longer. Yeah, maybe sharp. Now for us,

we it's always Matt first, I believe Matt Rodgers. Yes, Matt, it's Bowen and Matt feels odd to me because Bowen and I think I think, yeah, I think to syllable sounds better at the end, Yes, yes, yes, Okay, who knew this was going to be an English class lesson? Did did? Did the boys go out? After the show called Metropolitis? Metropolitans were the backyard moment interesting? And then they closed it up? And actually at one now I had it was midnight. Maybe on the on the weekend,

maybe they give you a one. It's one and so by the time it closed, I think all of us went. You know, we've had our moment. We went home actually rather nice. Well, you know how it gets um, you know how it gets It gets very um. My husband he say, they load you. When they load you in and all in that little shoe box, it feels very like, yeah, your way to the your way to hell to the hell to the saugh piggies to slaughter. Honestly, little piggies

to get hot and tight with that little bar. And then you know, people like us clear out, and if you wait till like one thirty, it's fine, but that's a tough thirty. That's the thing about that's the moment when you go to Rosemont when these mode is a little different and you sort of invite it because the children are there and they're drunk as hell, and you're like, well it has to be like I hadn't been to Rosemont for a long time. Anyone has a really fun

dance floor. And then when I finally went, I was like, this is a single tile. Sure music is Yeah. I like Rosemot. I just I'll go so far to say I love it. But when people were like that a great dance floor, I was imagining not like a three dollar bill, but like a barracuda has like it feels like your friend having your friends, and your friend who really didn't have a lot of money. This is where

they had their sweet six team. That's that's rosemant and I can't relate because all my friends were so wealthy. You of course had friends in high school who all their sweet sixteens took place in castles, in castles and boats. And this was date Colorado. Yeah, we're still do you guys all love sweet sixteen culture? I wasn't. It wasn't. My journey's very long island, long islands, not very littleton Colorado.

You guys don't know sweet sixteen culture. You know, do you know debutante ball culture, because that's only for that. I was gone for that. For the Colorado birthday culture is sort of like it's just chill. It's just chills. Let's let's smoke a joint on and go to laser tag. Let's legal their clown. Yeah, laser tag is legal in Colorado. Clown laser tag a lot in many states, tax states,

but non Colorado. You just you jingling chi. I've been talking about this a lot, but there was I saw a headline that's like North Dakota Pass like legalizes mushrooms. No one cares. It was like elevator elevator news. You were what you're saying is you were in the UC, you were getting ready to go up to the CB. I guess it was that. But there's I have a few elevators that I have news. No, but we caught privilege. Privilege, privilege,

that is the best quote. Yeah, privilege. Well, honestly, like that's actually quite privilege of you to be writing an elevators that are nice enough to give you the news. Yeah. In the age I will say this, in the age of lift, I have missed um getting in the back of a taxi taxi TV. Yeah, taxi TV. I got off. Immediately, make me car sick, Make me car sick. My husband, he say, make me car sick. Now. I think this generation is it's banging a little too much on Metropolitan.

And I don't you think it's done. You think it's I think it's done. It's it's it's not my first choice anymore. I'm like you like Rosemant, Like, let's go to Rosemant. There's the backyard there, me it's not a choice between either. The perfect evening is a backyard moment in Metro and then rosemant to me perfect. And when you go to rose Mount, you have a drop off of people who are like, I'm gonna go home and nothing like that. Go to the second location that's part

of the chaff bench. I'm going to say something crazy. I'm gonna say something fucking crazy. Backary Park trumps them all. I do like it is tiny again, c R I P T and T miss no culture. I miss Really I only came out party. I only came out and of the closet as gay about six months ago. Before that, you were a straight link. It was really, actually really hard for me until six months ago when I came out of my life and I'm actually really happy to

say identify as a gay man. And I'm here. I came to my door, not not January, so cold, snow blowing in. I'm good. And you were the first person I told you to get in here. Honey, I'll make you coco faggot. Yeah, And it was the first time I had been the fagot and it really hurt, and it really hurt, actually really hurt. And then we were we were fighting, Yeah, we were fighting. I want to say about rosemat I live uptown and for me sometimes that's very far. Of course, I'm like, we're going all

the way to rose Mott. Yeah, where's Metro worth the commute to you? It's closer. It is like five stops closer to me. So it is like, and I do think Metro has the best backyard in the biz. So I just but it is just a block of concrete. It's great, there's little chairs chairs, But you, as a design fag, should be to come forward and say they got fake flowers at Metro hanging over you, like kissed the girl. You're you're you're in the grotto at Metric.

Where in the goddamn area under the sea, adventure adventure. I have something important to throw at you. You as a design queen, documents. I have documents. Child is mine. You, as a design queen who should know better, thinks that Metropolitan uses its space the most wisely as it could. Wait, no, I know exactly what I said, but he's arguing, here's the thing with rose Monton. It's zoned so so intelligently. Here let me say this, and I don't understand what

we're joining. Is you said Metropolitan? Was it? No? Were these old queers over here areguing for Metro. I'm saying Rosemot you get this is the thirties, twenties, divide right, Metro or Rose. You guys are in your thirties? And did you identify as being thirty four? Am? Yeah? Yeah, and so you identify yeah, okay, clear dissonance between how he identifies. I'm proud. I'm proud to be dead. Oh god,

there's this. There are a couple of days out there name who know, they're a couple of games out We'll be like, bit, we're not cutting anything out of it. Anything we want get getting drinks with this guy and he goes and I'm over here at my fucking withered wiz in twenty year old ass and he goes, yeah, I'm turning soon and then that'll that'll be my I'll

plan my funeral after that. But I think that you have anything to say at five thank you, because because I was like, well, um, my life just got exponentially better at twenty. Every single year my life has gotten better at some point in my turn. But every year I'm just like more definitely turn bit and I'll be the reason I know I put the knife through the heart. Oh, I know, why do you think I keep your ass uptown? I can't have you too close, honey when I lanced

your vitals. Yes, honey, I know your sleep with all three eyes, three of my eyes, my third eye, the chakra is watching. So no, I just hate this culture of you know, and who's like what do you consider truly not just gay? Like what do you when you can? When are you old? Like when is it like you're a fish? And I know, like yeah, but like old old? What like seventy five is like you're old old? When I hit sevenies? Here, you're you're, you're you're at the

end of the day. And speaking to the gay men out there who are like, I'm gonna be I'm gonna hit thirty in my life's gonna be over you. You have the capacity to be so fucking hot well into your fucking sixty. Wait, have you guys seen what I posted today? My face app old face, I look like a hot bitch. I got hot, honny. If this is

gonna be me, I can't wait to get old. Look at this and McKellen herself, dad, Yeah, and I will that you can see that guy on grinder and saying, hey, you want to be my son, and I'd be like, sure, pops, yeah, I'd like this. Oh him and said can I be a great grandson? And he feels telling me about the Civil War. A fun twist is to be a really old man but then bring bring your your young trick over and then keep calling him daddy. Yeah, I can't wait. I have that will be. Boys want to like do

daddy stuff to me, and it is hard to. I'm like, I am four years older than you. I've had people like twenty seven, and it's just sort of like I've called people Daddy that are like my exact age. You know, it's just completely agree But you have to laugh. You have to. I think you have to throw back your neck and yeah, you have to. And I actually think Daddy is out and dad like long a and DoD DoD, Oh, come on, Dot DoD, I'm begging you. Let me suck

your cock. Dodd looking for tonight? That's what I'm looking for tonight is a dog? Ask is there is there a T before the D? The second dog? Is it? D I'm sorry, I'm sorry you're trying to make it more fun for you. But it's just DD trying to make it all fun for you. Well, bit sorry that my reality isn't fun enough for you. T I'm bored, stupid, getting bored of dad. Choke me, Dodd, Dodd choke me dog dot, fuck me dad dog. You know where that's from. You've seen that one porn which is that you know

where this is from. There's one pin where there's this young girl. He's like, fuck me dog dot. The little blond, Yeah, the little blond and I want some more. Everybody they're people, know the one I'm talking about. It's like, yes, wait, I don't know. I don't know what I mean. You're literally it's amateur and it's this couple and there's like a DOM and then like the little blonde sub and he's X or whatever, yeah busy at which I reject that, and the dad is all tatted up. Yeah, I really reject.

Something that is fun. I have learned from a friend is that they're both dead. They're living in that they're living in the dom's parents house, while the like dom or sub I can't remember which one, learns to drive. How did you you're my contact? How do they know this I loves put a lot on Twitter. And then honestly, one of them learns to drive, which is very like European, like you don't need to learn. They're going to get

their own cruising. And one of them is in like med school or something and the other one's learning to drive. The second is they learned how to drive the car, they're making a run for it. They're driving away from this life, from this porn hub lifestyle. Oh my god,

porn title of that, this lifestyle fantasies dogged. I am so curious to see like how this all transposes, like thirty years from now, like like what culturally we like bring with us as we like age into our Like are like just like this all of this like Instagram cultural bullshit like that will die. Yeah well yeah, but it's like what does that look like for us? Like for like I'm talking about our age court, I'm sot

agnostic about the future. We can never know. It's gonna be fun when instagram s Facebook and it's just like all of us old dudes there and everybody else, just like I'm I'm quoting Aaron Jackson already to people. I'm like Aaron Jackson says Instagram is designed for suburban mothers or not that it's like anything again, your kids for it and to like look at who's married. Ye, that's to show their tits. On close friends to each other. More on the close friends games, I mean they could

be if they wanted. I think close No, this is I think Joe Can Booster has pointed this out. Close friends for Hatteras is totally different from uh than close gays. I don't know where the line where a close friends ends in a fence to begin. Sometimes yeah, sometimes I'll post sometimes I've seen I'll do close friends and I'll just I'm like, well, I'll save this and put it on the fence to. I don't follow everyone's fence does because sometimes it's like this is it starting us at

the table of the fence to. I joined fence to culture somewhat recently, yes, and I'm a very casual user. But it is fine. I don't I don't judge it. I just like, again, I can't go deeper and I don't feel judged. I just wanted a whole I just want to tell you I did not feel judged. I feel a little judged. I love it. I follow fenceton, and I am judging when you get a fenced. I wonder because I put it all through on my regular not because I don't show you. You You can show more

on the fence top. You can show your dirty hole. I don't need anyone to see my son. You don't put it, and then you don't put it all. First of all, I've only been out for six months and you have to let you're telling me your whole is clean all the time. Then I have never he's on five. I have not seen it yet. I haven't ripped out my little hand mirror mirror. But let's real, let's real talk. I tried, actually I tried doing it. I tried doing a selfie where the phone is on the floor and

I spat down. It did not It looks pretty good. What was the intention was this? First to send it to a man that's just taking it to be like just to put to the portfolio. Let me send me who I like? You said, Okay, dot down out the tea. I haven't sent whole picks. That's when I drive line. I have I have sent it all. I mean, i've sent it. I would I'm comfortable saying I have sent it all except the whole. Pick Sometimes the whole is not It's like people don't want it. They want the ass,

and they're like, I don't need your fucking hole. But some people are like, baby, baby, let me see the hole, Let me see that balloon knight. Oh godly, am I the proud of this crew? I wouldna say, it's so interesting that man is the most prudish one out of the out of the four of ut But you don't know what I do when the lights get turned out.

You don't know exactly. I don't know when when the share show is cancer, when lights are off between thirty four and fifty nine Roger's cocko boom, boom boom, saying as I received lots of correspondence when these men who were going to go see the share Show had to make other plans and they came to hard door. Yes who you can only watch them sing Gypsies, tramps and

themes on the sidewalk for so long. Someone told me recently they gave or received a hand job at the urinal out of Broadway Theater, and I was like, that's intense. He's like, these Broadway gays are horny. These yeah, just case in general are disasters, not like this show. Culture numbers in general are disaster. Which show I hope come from away what the Constitution means to me, whatever the

Constitution means to be. The games that what the Constitution means to me are out of me, not even a mission. They why when they have to go Pete, They're like, sorry, no coming back in there's no intermission. They're like, well, I know what to do. I know there's a debate at the end with a child. Yeah, I love that show. I haven't seen. I just saw and it was I

mostly liked it. Oh, take take it up with Heidi Shrek hussel will she's gonna poke her head and later because she forgot a water bottle, I have words with the Shrek. What's the best Broadway show ever? Ever? What was? I missed? My god? Broadway? And at a moment in time, can I tell you the listeners go watch Broadway? And I don't think I don't think you know that? Right? New Fags? Something else? The New Fags that I listened to today as a throwback Sunday episode fucking three Lost Culture,

the o g BE four of Us. I listened to some and you know what also you fucking new faggots don't know about is bear people. That was the first. That was the first. I have a large I have a large of that. None of you know a large. People passed that around. People were singing that all over the place, all over the place. You know, children, old people, now you know what this is? How you know that? These two, these two newest wins. Okay, these two have

really been the ones to to blossom all all. You know, all the queers out there doing comedy now suck these whose peanuts is? And they're out there offering it. They already suckled our teeths the young. Can I say some actually? Can I say last night at a gay show for all people, long running show now happens about two times a year, that is correct at our current pace at the at the Bellhouse. You guys do it every now

and then. Keep your eye open for that. But they opened the show with never really over, and I was thinking to myself, Wow, they got there. They did it. Sound it sounded good. It sounded really good, I would say it was. It was really kind of emotional for me to see you guys just drop in and deliver the number. There weren't a lot of shenanigans. Yes, you did get on the back. You still get on the backs of two straight men. And we had them around.

And Josh and I are both over six ft tall, and when we're taller than us, so we were very my train around to knock over people's drinks with my goal. They were they were thirteen year old faggots singing thirteen year old they were. They were thirteen feet tall faggets. And they were singing never really over in a beautiful harmony. And actually, I have to say, that's a great song. That is we like that one, like you don't know he does well. It is fun to make fun of

because it is like the Baba O'Reilly teenage ways. It's like, damn, it's fully stolen. It's not even three notes. It's like to what isn't Yeah, they add the passing note going back up. That's the change that rather just go bump bump bump, it goes bom bomb. Whereas and Katie love her, Katie, you're listening love you. She can't really say. I think she can. I'm actually on record for saying that Katy Perry kensing, I find her voice. It's been a long

time and she hasn't proved it once. I disagree with this, And wait, I'm actually gonna stop having fun for a second to say that I disagree, and everyone, I'm actually I'm actually gonna stop having fun. Who do you think can? I ask you? Who do you think is a famous pop star that can't sing? Cannot sing? Not? What do you think Brittany can sing? No? Absolutely, I would say Brittney can't sing. I would say cannot sing. I would say Jennifer Lopez is able to sing but doesn't have

a good voice. And I would say, um, Madonna, but I think he's got it. She's got it, that kid, she's got it. I'm gonna say Madonna has been able to sing in the past when she lets herself work on it. Do you know what actually is a song of culture? Crazy and you know it true? Yeah? Why do they pick that? I think that's higher than the original? This this key to any room. The first time I say the door knocks down, it doesn't just open, it

knocks down in front of me. I say this key, Now, Katie is really Katie gave us Mary and Williamson mainstream before Mary and Williamson. Did you see her tweet about it, she said, not gonna lie, but I sound like Mary and Williams. When I've had a couple of glasses of red, she says, when I have a couple of white. Joe Biden, did you hear me like these super predators need to go to prison? Yes? And thank you for speaking political truth on the Podank you finally let's talk politics. Yeah,

let's talk politics. I have been waiting for us facts to start talking about politics. Now go around and say who you're supporting? Okay, cold play for me? When I first heard parachutes, Oh, I knew culture was for me. Yeah, and my my favorite song of the of the debates was fix You. I'm supporting Warren at the present, I'm

supporting two people, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris. Which I donated fifty dollars to Elizabeth Warren And after the Call to Action, after I clicked, they said would you like to leave a tip which is L O L. But then I was likely I think it goes directly to the campaign, because I said yes, I'll do so. I ended up doing sixty, um sixty dollars. Thank you. Let me be the first hundreds of dollars to Kamala Harris us how many hundreds you're I'm not gonna say how

much over Warren right now? No, I'm not Kamala over Warren. I've just like I happened to have sent would you love a joint ticket? I actually would actually, and they've faminally taken a self witch who is which? Who is which? On your ticket? I saying for me to say, I don't care, but I would rather see Kamala debate Trump. But I'm sorry, I do think I've said this a thousand times too. It would just be fun of somebody young debated Trump, doesn't matter who, just because you could

truly roll your eyes and be like Grandpa. Can I say? Can I throw this out there? Though? And I'm counting Kamala as young? I count I count them all as young. If they're not seventy, they're not Famously, it's not saying it. Kamala just turned twenty five. Time to sign her up for a few years. Wait. I think someone got into my d MS and was like, hey, are you guys supporting Buddha Judge talking about you guys? Me and you? Yeah, And I was like I was like, I was like

we support him, but not with our money. And that's when I said, I was like, I was like, I'm supporting two candidates with my money right now, and he is not one of for the narrative. But I but I do like people to judge. But but I think, not my not my number one. I guess I've supported four king and it's with my money. Can I guess Ernie Elizabeth two for two so far? It's because we're talking about a real democratic socialist here in Joshua. Yeah,

I'm trying to think. Laugh, well, there's one you're missing and the other it's not because there is I Telsey Faget Bernie, I can't this game's baring who Julian Kastroll stupid white fuck. And then I did give Kamala some money as well, very little. I actually thought that I bought the Kamala Harris t shirt that says and that one. I don't actually love Kamala, but I will get behind her if she becomes the option. Well sure, I would

say this. I think it would be very very Um We're gonna crack the Cathartic to watch Buddha Judge VP debate, Mike Pence TV and really, what's what's most important for me? And you know who's literally a steamed clam right now listening to this is jilk and Booster because he doesn't he's not on board this. He's a steam second year. Here's these four voices, Honey, every last one of the pods talk about talk about sending whole picks, talk about

the holes. Don't even have that k hole picks. So brother, brother, oh brother, But I think I think it would be I think the best debates would be Kamala Vi, Trump and Buddha Judge. Now I have an idea. Okay, is it a game? This is not a game. But you jewel, my jewel, jewel, not the j uu my gemstone encrusted in a ring. I love say your idea, bitch, I want to start a live panel show in New York City,

Darling with all the queers city. But Josh, very smartly, was like, because I pitched this idea to Josh and Aaron one time on top of the standard hotel at Labanee, she was a bar said, what are y'all talking about? Is that a panel show? Honey? Just over iconic stunning women drowned iconic, that aoc was at a Susan barched party. Which one was she She was at some Susane BArch party and it was like they took a selfie together and I was like, this is incredible. Could you imagine

a fucking politician at a Susan BArch party. Well, she used to be a waitress and drink the bartender. There's a huge difference. I can't imagine imagine Pete. I just want to quickly say that boot edge edge thing that is going around and everyone has the star, that is a Peter Kelly joke. What do you mean Peter Kelly did that? He put it on a bottle of poppers and was like he's campaign campaign did that and then Peter no, no, he did no, No, no, you're wrong,

up the receipt. Peter's joke was to put the document. Did no, I'm sorry, you're wrong. No, you're wrong. I have these documents. Is the new I have to see these documents, claim these documents. Otherwise I've got a notary on a leash. Honey, contain my my bad contains nunnarized documents that say and claim otherwise myself will notarize anything for sir. You know that line in Hamlet, Get thee to a nunnery, Get thee to a notary, And that

was Peter Kelly wrote that first Nash Shakespeare. Wait, I was gonna say, you were about to say something great idea I had. Well, you were like, it has to be It can't be like a plane panel show with no extra layer on top. It has to be a take on a panel shop. That's what I thought. I think it should be a panel show about current events and baby we get into are we going to need to bring a Republican in? Absolutely fine? Who could we have? Oh no, that's not invited, and do not take that

out because he sucks wild? Actually don't not on Twitter, so I don't always know who's really like. I'm unclear about at all. What is his deal? Is he a gay Republican? Republican though, but during the whole skank Fest fiasco he was like people who then you it was unintelligible.

I read his tweet says like, Okay, this doesn't even this is not registering to me as like my I like Twitter better than Instagram generally, But the one thing I do like about Instagram is like when the skank fest thing happens like you can't really like put your take or your thought on Instagram. You can when it's like, oh, this tragedy happens and people post a picture, but like, sure, Twitter is so exhausting when somebody needs to get canceled.

It's very hard for me to be tolerant of Republicans. Is that insane for me to say, like, it's it's it's just like and you know when you know, like this whole thing of like back in the day when we used to have a civil conversation, you know that's because we were too afraid to say anything, right. You know that we were able to quote have a civil conversation because literally society was on your side because this is the time when gay people had no voice and

people of color had no voice. That's why you were able to have a quote unquote civil conversation. That's what you miss is us not saying anything. Okay, Rogers in the VP debate, now, I think Rogers Rogers vps just understand.

Is that incorrect. They tied it to like identity politics to like Republicans, like Republicans are believed this and like which changed in like the seventies, Like Republicans is gonna be tied to religion and so that that that's because it becomes a lot harder to have a conversation free stonewall. It was like the homophile organizations were like some of them like mannicking society, managing society was like we should be don't hold hands, and like we gotta like we

should be white. Yeah, no, it was like we gotta bring like these people these like these people in Psychio trey on on our side, which on the like was sort of does make a point, makes a point, but all shouldn't have to exactly. But then like other activist scripts were like, no, that's stupid. We have to like make noise and be I guess I'm not even talking about gay Republicans like whatever that is, Like I hope

you're getting searching for their um. I guess it's just like this thing of like like I do watch the View each day and Megan Megan McCain is constantly on her on her ship about how like you know, traditional Republicanism quote unquote is dying, and it's like, well it's dying because everyone figured out like you didn't speak for anyone but yourself, like it's and that's I think why it's dead, like they say, like you know, no one wants they Someone asked her like would you ever run

for office? And following your father's footsteps, and she was like, well, my type of Republicanism isn't popular, and like she kind of went on about that, and I was like, yeah, I mean, do you think that maybe this isn't popular because the people that you've been taking advantage of for this long? I have now figured out that that's the case. Like Paul Ryan coming out the other day and saying like, oh, yeah,

Trump's an idiot. We knew all along. It's like, okay, so literally you were putting politics for anything else and like putting us in danger with an idiot at at the head of the country because why it's furthered your political agenda. That he was a fucking vile before any of that true, but it's just like full and rand

eat the port right Nazi. He's just as bad. So it's like and then I guess that's my first sextibility politics of what's bad about them, where it's like, oh, you just like say things in a certain way that it doesn't sound as bad. It's easier to be like Trumps fucking idiots popping off all this idiocy where it's like he's like learned enough that we're like it's civil and it's like, no, he's been a fucking full slime since day one. But how can you wonder why that's

disappearing now? Do you hear yourself talk like it's just mind bobbing to me? And we got into politics and we stopped having fun. Actually, actually, I actually was still having fun the whole time. It's really fun for me to be politically engaged. And that's why I'm running. I'm the Democrats to announce. There was a minute in my head where I thought about running for Congress on Long Islands. When when what these came out of the closet y the terms right on the class terms. I was like

AOC inspired inspired me to run. I was like, I'm not even should I come out for gotten? You would you win for office? We need more stars to run stars, Oh my god, we need more stars like Trump. It's going great. Actually there's been a deficit of stars. We need more stars. What would be your biggest issue? You think, Oh, we were coming to Orlando, bitch, that's where you need to run. Yeah, you would be two. Well, I would win anywhere I ran. Well, we all agree on that, Starney,

I could win in Topeka. Done, I can win. What would I run on? I think I would run on Yeah, I think I would run on the town before the trail. I would run on Mary and Williamson's exact say, just lip sync. I just lip sync Marion Williamson the whole time, like some queens out there, no listen um. Politics are exhausting. Let's talk more about cold Play. I wasxed. I liked the X and way was my entry point because I missed the whole rush of Blood to the Head was there.

It was that their debut album Rush No Parachute Swear. Remember when remember when white dudes were just coming out calling them the greatest band in the unit and they can exc that like justin Timberlake. I remember like announced them at a show. He was like, the best band in the world, cold Play. And then I was like, for some reason, as a child watching that, I was like, oh,

so I guess that's true. Yeah, absolutely, child um. Also, I mean again, not an interesting take, but they were like they were after Radiohead, who does exactly what they do but better. So it's like so interesting. It was it was you too too. It's like this is the the next YouTube, the next three? Do you have that? And then they became let's go around the room. Would you fuck Chris Martin? Yes, Chris Martin is the lead singer. Yeah, yeah, yes, I wouldn't be like yes, I wouldn't be like a

DoD DoD to use the Michelin rating. Playing a trip around here? Yeah, I learned that the star just n one star is um worth a stop. So okay, can I ask your question? How do you even get one star? You have to be pretty good? Yeah, yeah, you have to be very you have to be really fancil. You have accumulate stars, so you get you get one, and you get more and more and more until you can

drop him. Honey, the Bresly in April. That's tragic. First time she hasn't been Michelin start since two thoustaurants have them clear, it's like an honor to get one. Yeah, so one star is worth a stop, two stars is worth a detour, and three stars is worth a special trip. How about that? That's so gay. That's why I said Markuscus and star by my ass, three baby my cockat it. But if you but if you're buying a ticket, it

better be for my ass. Michelin, the grand dom herself four than three, and you can get more than three, but like, no, I don't know that you can. I thought three was you know miss Katy Perry and Buen Eppetite has a lyric that says, I'm a five dom, Michelin, you definitely can't get five, And maybe I think there is tricking us. Well, then what is for? If three is a trip is for like go to another planet? For as like for as I book your ticket, bitch, why as sleep three is like we're going to use

the point? Yeah, okay, the point honey, credit card honey, honey, Honey used the point. Honey used the points, and he used the point. I think this is a great time speaking of travel, talk about saying the trip that we up. Now, let's plan this. I'm actually gonna throw this Upay, Orlando, We're going to Orlando August. We come back that day. But still Davis coming on August nine to join us? You want to come? Yeah, let me think about this one.

Maybe travel. I don't have anything. I think it'll be fun for us all to go That's what I'm saying. I didn't definitely definitely didn't need the attitude. I don't didn't send giving it. I definitely didn't need that. I'm shocked and appalled. I was thinking something more in the fall, okay, an autumnal Do you want to go like upstate and see leaves? Or do you want to get on a damn plane? Or you can take a plane upstatehood? Actually, you know it'll be fun. What Montreal? I love Montreal

and I haven't been in a long time. This bitch is going in July and then for the party. Maybe it'll feel to you when I went to Montreal like seven years ago. Maybe it's the only time I've had like a And I know this isn't real, but the like sex with a straight guy where I met this guy at the gay club who was French and was like, I'm here for the sum of my girlfriend is in France. As she said, I could do whatever I want to go home with him? How was he but what he said?

Say what he said? He wanted to suck your cock to know what his girlfriend. Yeah, like that, and I want to, you know, suck a to know how my girlfriend fused empathetic of him. Absolutely, Oh yes, I'm hetero more like hero hetero, more like hetero, more like he heero, drop the tea, drop the tin that fun? I would But would would that be too close to your last Montreal trip? That I would like to go somewhere we all can experience new, interesting somewhere. None of us have

visit it. I haven't done. Any of you done like or Mexico done Mexico. What if we went to Europe? I would do Europe? But what if we went to Europe? I would do it? What if you want to him? I'm gonna go. Should we go for World Pride next few year's even an Amsterdam? I will say being in New York was the most fun I've had it Pride.

It was because of World Pride, but some of it definitely was where it felt like it was just more of an event and a lot more things going on, and I engaged with it a lot of the open now afterwards called it the best Pride ever. Yeah, I think. So you gotta get Damn Thai Sunderland on this pod with her yesterday and yeah, well he said he reach out. He had deemed me earlier saying you guys said. It was a little like, I don't know what would I say, And I was like, oh, he'd be great. Talk about

Kim Petrish k Pash. I would um, But yes, I was gonna say this seems interested in the World Pride for New York this year was interesting because my the narrative I kept sort of drumming up in my head was it's gonna be's gonna be awful. It's gonna awful. Yes, this very Joseph Campbell. I was just like, this is gonna be so bad. It's gonna be so crowded, it's

gonna be terrible. But then yeah, I was so surprised when he looked like the city rose to the challenge and it did any more crowded than any other Pride. It felt like because they knew it was World Pride, they like planned better. Yeah. It's like, can I just thank the police? Can I secondly thank the corporations because each and every one of them helped us. They have our you know, Bank has your back, faggot, And I hope to God that had a great fucking time at

World Pride. Him I met him, wants the cluster Fester to be a lovely. N's very funny. He's very he's very funny. He's very funny, but like he just has shitty opinions. And I can say that and he can come and murder me if he wants. Probably do Super Smash Brothers um Fag edition and you guys can fight. World Pride is great. IM six minutes, two hours and love to Amsterdam next your I would do. I would do Berlin with the gays in the phone. That would not be new for me, but I would love prop

from Rag was somewhere new for all of us. But I'm saying I love Berlin so much. I would happily go. Also, maybe we'd say Berlin until next year and make it like a late spring, early summer, like some nice weather, because it is cold there. What if the Fags went to Nolans I've never been. We went every year for that's when the weather will be. We should this past hurricane season and it won't be fun. I would totally love to do that. Let's do that after. Let's pick

a weekend. Let's go for Halloween. It would be crazy. There's much the most fun parade Everest. I love to travel in October. I love so it's settled. I've been wanting to do that for I think honestly, during this out there it sounds crazy cuckoo Vegas with the fags would be very I don't want to go back to tell you something. Literally, before I said New Orleans, I almost said Vegas, and then I was like, oh wait, why would anyone Vegas? I'll never get I'm actually going

to Vegas. So small mind, open minded. I have experience, I have been there, and I said, no, thanks many, David, David, did I tell you this? Dave and I are doing game show in Vegas where we're doing it on during this festival. We're doing it on September. Do you see festival is skank Fest Vegas. I've seen Maggie Rogers in l A on September September twenty. I'm in Vegas doing game show in September one. We have our show at

the Belt. You've got to get for a woman who gets it, and who gets it more than say, I don't know what I'm putting a pin in it. We're going to New Orleans for help. Pin drop pin, That's what you say. Whenever whenever lift pick up New York, lift drop off les Alligator, get a alley and ninety nine now get her alley and that's why you trop

me off. Langon Kingsley. Kingsley talks about how she went on a tour of a plantation and the person kept saying the servants, and Langon kept big like you mean slaves, Like the whole tour are you talking? Is icon? Langon is an icon? And you know how you're an icon? Like she is the only person who is Langon Queen, and that's our number one Queen's fair to say number one? What is it home Taco in l A. What is

it called home state? The taco place. We're sitting there meeting lang In there, Langon comes up in head to toe like I'm talking floppy hat. I was thinking to the all white flowing like. She's like, hey, Diane Keaton, Dan Keaton on a safari. This is what she looked a It was too good. She had. She had all those hair clips, her hair clips all over. She's like, in case you didn't tie my hair, was like, what is this look? I don't know. It's great. She's the

one and only. She has to guard her very porcelain skin from the sun. Yeah, you know, she writes for the goldbergs Now, she's a Goldberg. She's rich as hell, gonna buy me a boat. She's rich. Hey, if she ain't given Kamala fifty dollars and a ten dollar tip, then she can get gone. She's gonna buy She's gonna buy me a boat for me and my husband. He goes when he says, my Goldberg, buney and buy me a boat. My husband, He say, husband, I'm giving Hick

and Looper moneyoper. My husband calls Hick and Looper butterfly man. Because flap, flap flap. What's the orientation of pink panther? Okay, actually not a sexuality but metrosexual straight addresses a little Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're obsessed with making this question difference? You are, You're obsessed without answering this questioning a bad episode. That sucks of you to say it too, having a bad episode, I think not my fault. Wait wait, wait, let's let's

dive into this. Let's dive into this. But when how do you think we can turn this around for you? I think it's already. I think it's already like this is the reality. The producers are like, we need the narrative. We know Bowen wins in the end. You know, like, so what do you World of Wonders rooting for you? Well, you know, should we all, like, I'm not kidding, tomorrow start drag and try it all get on season. Oh yes, And I said, I'm not kidding, let's all start track tomorrow.

I'm not kidding. I've got a bet we all start track tomorrow. The last one of us to get on drag Race bottoms for the ost in a gag bag on World of Wonder until three of us get on and one does not, and then that one has to spread their thousands of dollars and the other three will skip a stop on work the World to come and suck their little hole. Honestly, I think, you know we all win. I like it. I do think. I do think if we got on drag Ras, we'd be the top four. I'm not for sure, not one of us,

not one real queen or so of the skill. Well Bone can lip sync, only he's not the only one. All of a sudden uploads a couple of mids, and all of a sudden he's the lip sync and queen one word slof one word. Tina Burner burner. I want to head to let us um god, that's true, make fun interesting yourself, anti tim dealing, but so pro head, I say it a lot of the same ship deals. Just queen, He's like, it's puto rican wrappy like like. But she's so fund to let us call me a fag. Yeah,

of course, hit you too. She saw these red nails on me and they were chipped. She said, what are your nails painted? Even fingering a clown? She's terrible, drag queen, you even fingering a clown? Kids? All these kids? Are you rotten? Your rotten kids? We were in Palm Springs

and we were ragged. The thing about Palm Springs is it's like a lot of like name names, older older game men retired and the name Stewart, Richard, sim Donovan do anyway, So we're walking by these um this group of this group of men to get to our table. When when our table was called, and this one gay man looks at me, looks up and down, turns to his friend, rolls in eyes and says, come on, what do you think that was? We wanted to? He likes

your rocking bod. He's like, come on, this hottie what you were wearing or what was going on in there? A nice white printed shirt was very crisp, short sleeves. He looked very he looked very sort of that aesthetic pump spring that's actually not sure. I wore like a butterscotch polo that was that was tucked into my Yes,

I did remember what I wore. Or maybe okay, maybe he works in the Hollywood and he was saying to his friends, come on, I can't believe he's here and not working, because this kid is so talented, and I'm a fan of the past. That's what I wanted it to get across with my talent. Come on on, this talent kid here, he's not in the studio, should be filming. That's what it was. Or maybe he's maybe he's friends

with your mom. Maybe maybe he's friends with your mom and he knows you just came out six weeks ago and you're already in Pump Springs. He's like, come on, what is going on over gas? That was what it was before, That's what it was. This is this act. Matt was a hidden Palm Springs with the Martini Mike and and I walk into the spaces and I'm fucking in Viz and I and that's and that was a sobering reminder. And I was like, you know what, I still have a long way to go before people see me,

and I better make a big splash New Orleans. What were you wearing? Man? I was I truly looked perfectly average. It was great, and I was eating a lot and it was like we were having a really good time. I was putting food first. Good good pool. I saw a lot of pool. We kind of really good time. I actually, I'm sorry. I'm gonna say something controversial more than let's get into it's very long island. Well, I'll

tell you why. I prefer a pool culture to be each culture culture culture ever ever talk to me again. That's gonna be weird per the rest of a podcast. It's gonna be weird for the rest of it. I don't know. I don't know. I feel I feel I feel you traded. You have to admit Fire Island as a pool culture, though, sure, I have to, you have to. What do you mean infiltrated? I feel that Fire Island is like a culture that's like, honestly, it's like it's

it's like stormtroopers. Well, here's I don't know what that means. It's like I don't know what empire white, you don't know what. It's all white stormtroopers, that's what. Here's what. Here's okay, here's Here's what I think it is good at Laser Gun is that in Palm Spring legal Palm Springs, you can just get just sequester yourself, don't You don't have to be seen. You go outside to get dinner, and that's like the moment you're like, oh yes, society,

the rabble, the gentry, and then the proletariatarium. But in Fire Island, it's like everyone's just you're you're always sort of coming out its Palm Springs over Fire Island. I'm a Fire Island. Well, here's the thing with Fire Island. Fire Island is like anyone can fucking come over and you can't tell them to leave. Whereas it's like Palm Springs, it's like you're in your house with your people. Honestly, I don't want to drop in. You're a capitalist, you

want property rights. Already said property rights. I think Fire Island is like summer camp, and that can be like with all the pros and cons, Y're like exhausted. I don't there are cons to Fire Island. I was gonna say Fire Island. My fear in Fire Island sometimes is theoretically anyone could just walk into your house at night and kill you. But they can do that in any house. Well, in Pump Springs, it's like there it's all very far and spread out, and it's it's more likely to happen

in Pump Springs. I think. Yes. When I was just in Lea to Springs, they had I had to call the like Airbnb property manager journeys like because I couldn't get in the house. He's like, oh, sorry, we're changing the locks every day because there's so many robberies in

the name. I think Island is a place that it's like you would It's the reason the culture is so open and freeze, because like you would never do anything there, because then you're trapped on an island waiting for the next ferry, like you wouldn't get away with the Pump Springs is like suburban. Yeah, you can drive and go anywhere. There you go. Yeah, I think I'm shockingly. I think it's a well, it's an interesting you would think that I I would be Pump Springs and that would be

pro Fire Island. And why would you think that Long Island's island geographic distance and not culture, because I think Fire Island doesn't feel like a Long Island culture, and I see the pump Springs is somewhat closer to I thought. Before I went to Fire Island, I thought I had the opinion that I think a lot of people have about it, that it would freak me out, and that it would make me anxious, and that it But I thought, I think it's very fun and lovely, white and white.

It'll make a chance, it will make you as anxious as you let it. Just choose your own adventure. And you're getting anxious. What I've been on Fireland and never had sex with anybody on it, and it didn't bother me. You don't have to have sex. You don't have to and the time for you. In the ramble I said, ad sex with anybody. You're not a person to You're a whole boy. Whole boy. Tell me again, dog, Oh, this is a this is a survey by a hunter. Harris.

You're the prompt is you're the options are a wizard, Harry or Claire Foy and first man a bunch of boys. I'm you're a bunch of boys. I haven't seen Claire, but there's a clip from the trailer where she goes, you're a bunch of boys and they're just like laying on that American accent. I'm wizard Harry, but I wish I was a bunch of boys. That's a goal I have. Can be whatever you want to know, but I'm not. I know what I am now, and I'm just saying I'm yeah. I think you two are your wizard Harry

and we're you're a bunch of boys. As someone who doesn't like the island, I am You're a bunch of boys. You say you don't even like it, not even this trip is going to change your mind. I bet because you haven't been in like a year, right, Yeah, no, this is gonna be. You're gonna Can I tell you what it is? It's not even it's not even a culture thing. It is a I don't like to be sandy girl. Don't go to the sand? Hello? Why why keep rubbing your like? Can I speak? Can I speak? Forever?

Hold your piece? I'd rather like I don't like when I get out of the bed und every scorpions, dear, dear, divorce scorpion with scorpions deer and the handheld Dyson, Darling, it's not suck up the sand, my scorpion, husband, He say, bring the handheld Dicon, bitch. Yes, honey, shark can have a guitar. Whatever I can do and think whatever I want every time. Yes, Yes, it's funny. We're gonna leave his name. Who are we been talking about? You? Very

clear named yar, always heard Harry. I think I think I will do the bleeping. Is that okay? I'm a yeah, great, we got an affirmative from Emma. I think that makes them more interesting. And this thing is exciting, it's exciting. I think you should bleep out every proper now and can't wait for this to be hoisted onto my plate. When I get tons of d ms, who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Everyone? Because they

know privilege? I've never once gotten what privilege? Privilege? What privilege? What privilege? No? Every true that people go in your ms more, that's not true. No, I'm just saying I I constantly whenever I get d ms that are like, what were you guys talking about? What's this? What's this? I'm gonna do that. It does no I get this, D m the time to here. Here's the thing. If you want to find out who this person is, just DM me and I'll tell you there. Don't d don't

talk to me. Don't DM Matt never D Matt again. Come up in person if I come support the dolls, let's do come in person. Time the girls tip the girls. I think it's time for I don't think this segment segments is our segment that we do. That is our one minute to rant on something in culture that we do not like or find a distasteful or even hate. And looks like you're thinking hard about what yours is going to be. I've got one that's gonna I'm gonna

it's gonna break the world. It's so good, my god, wow, wow, Okay, all right, this is um I've got one. You want to go first, you go first. I can go first. Here you go. This is gonna be Bowen Yang's. I don't think so, honey, this time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Electric fans, darling, you want to talk about recycled air Bitchard perpetrator number one, not honey, you're just taking air and making it move around and oscillate in little waves. I see you. That is That is

not the stunt. That is not a stunt, bitch. If you want to if you want it process air, you better make it come out colder, bitch. I need you to be blasting in my face and all my little holes, cold, cold, cold, honey. If it's a fan, sure, it's just a lot of air, break it down, take your time to take you and moreover. I don't see what the purpose is fifteen seconds. The ceilings are just good for you know, for cats to just look at something, for children to be you know, transfixed.

It's a distraction in this medi alienscape. We don't need distractions. We need to be talking about the thing itself, and the thing itself is air conditioning pins for your rebuttal, this braggard shouldn't be talking pens. Interesting. I do a really good pen. He's a little southern Hello, Lauren, excuse me, Lauren? Are you listening? Lauren? Hello, Lauren, get me to Montreal. Um, this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think someone that's happening. Wait wait, wait, wait wait do you have it? Um?

I had it for a second um oh, yes, yes, yes, okay, this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so. It's time starts now. I don't think so. Honey, Loranges, okay, and this is what you get when it's in between a lemon and orange. It's a big lemon, it's a small orange. Here's what I think. Lorenges. You can't put them in a fucking drink by because when you get cut into it, unfortunately, it has the toughness of a lemon skin and the mass of an orange fruit, so you have a very large,

hard skin, so it's hard to get into. Often if you put your orange peel is a goddamn cocktail, honey, you will find that it doesn't taste as good as it would with a regular lemon or a regular orange. Bitch. There are is a orange tree in the backyard of Greta Titleman, and those things actually look good. But the problem with that is they look good and then you go to taste them, honey, and they taste mess. I

don't think so, Honey, oranges, decide what you are. You can either be one or two things, orange or a lemon. There are only two of these things. That's the binary and oranges welcome to the stage. Lorenges, that's what you know. Oranges one, that's not what they're called. I believe there's so many damn hybred fruits out there you can't even can't keep tracking, can't off the hybrid. I'm half fag, half horse. Lauren a cent whore. That's a good pun, Oh,

it says record producer Laurent. Yeah, because it's a person. Do these wait? Do these not exist? Wait? What? Wait? What fruit? Do you think? They're just bad lemons? Are bad oranges? Maybe they're called orangem's Wait, oranges? These don't exist? Disn't gred his back yard? No, wonder it, Larenge, it's like a large lemon that's like half an orange, probably eating damn rocks. You're probably eating damn rocks. Wait do

these not? Are these not real? I had not heard of them, but there had a lot of weird hybrid fruits, especially all right, so I don't think the only hybrid fruits. Then you're confusing my oranges, Larenge, slide into the d m s. Are loranges exist? Do they exist? Slide into the lawranges? Every time he says lawrenches. I'm telling you, I'm looking it up and all I'm getting his laurrange um. Okay, I think it's time we can get We can put a pin in that like New Orleans can pin um.

And I think who wants to go first? Between Josh and Aaron, here we go, I can go. I think at gonna be hard to follow. Okay, Hey, I reserve the right to walk out if I don't. This is Aaron Jackson's I don't think Sony as time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Going to church on Sunday and Wednesday, No, no, no, no, honey, pick a damn day. I had to go to church on Sunday and Wednesday, damn, And I didn't want to go on Wednesday. I already

got all the God I needed on Sunday. And some of these damn folks go Sunday morning, Sunday night and Wednesday. I don't think so, honey. So you think, oh, I love my church community. I want to see him more. Well, honey, picture, look at a damn picture of him. You'll see him in but six days, not but safe seconds, and then you gotta go look at them all on Wednesday, No, honey, westdays from being at home eating spaghetti. I don't think so this is terrible. Killed them all and that's one

minute of fucking trash. Wait, actually I have a question for you. Ye so I heard that many questions. Yeah, so we're the Sunday crew and the Wednesday crew largely the same people. Is that? Yeah? I mean it was more like we did choir and youth group on well, so there was different activities to do that day. Sunday, youth groups, Sunday evening, Sunday evening, and you still come on Wednesday. For it was how long were the masses? Well,

it wasn't like seven days day. It was like it wasn't like a massive but it was like a couple of hours. Sorry queen, No, no, no no. It was like we didn't all like go into the big church. It was like we did things. It's like, yeah, you're eating white dinner with the whitey, Whitey. We would have youth groups on Friday night. Friday nights, no son comes God the whole day weekend. When you're Saturday, you're feeling bad for all the fucking you're doing, and then Sunday

pray to God to forgive you. When is the last time anyone here went to I went. Probably sometimes I when I'm visiting my family, I go to church for Christmas. I only go when i'm working it. You know, I'm an interim youth pastor. So sometimes everyone like well he believed like okay, oh cool at one time saying it that really pretty church on sixth Avenue down in the village. Oh I love that? What was that? What was that spiritual song are you guys saying last night? Which I

left your name on? And then we shout out to the Lord, and my sister said, so, I love Lord, I left your name on high because and then would you guys do like well, we actually found someone in the audience. We wanted to get a sign language interpreter because that felt very youth group. And then we come to someone who knew the alphabet and got him to spell everything as it was happening and walk us through because I need a refresher. What are what are the show?

Away from the earth to the Cross? I did to pay from the cross to the grave, from the grave to this guy, Lord, I left your name on high. Josh is a harmony queen gorgeous. It was not the right choice them all. Now it's still at all, you're not glad to be going last, because you know, you know what the best church song is for me? Say, it's Happy Birthday, Jesus the Highest blessed. It is he who comes from the name of the Lord, hold the Highest.

What's the Michael W. Smith song We Love Oh God? Which, yeah, but the one before that's really iconic. It's like a full like eighties pat. I thought, you're like time was a time like I can't remember you? You wept and now will rise you? You a best dance? This is just that. This is that classic sketch Premi, I said, Matt literally wrote a sketch like this in college for Hammercats. He was, what's that song that goes um? What's that about?

Getting little time? Promises, promises, looking for a reason, rolling through the night to find my place in this world, my place in this world? That's actually that guy. I think that charted on the regular radio. My husband, he say, Hercules, I'm glad to be going last because I picked another one and it does not fit the tone of the previous. So I just decided on a new one. Was a previous The earlier one was going to honestly be Instagram activism.

But have a better one. Now I don't think so, honey. It's now, I don't think so, honey. Living with my Dom's parents, Dom, come and try my little boy hole. It comes. It comes domm like, are we going to are we going to see grand popping my mom on Wednesday? And I'm like, come now, Mommy, getting me tripping home? Jesus didn't and he used the thing. Here's the thing. I'm so close to getting me last since thirty seconds.

I think his parents don't even want me to have it, so I'll have to stay at the house and they'd be walking in on me vitches every time we found a sexy vich, they'd be walking into He is handcuffed to the radiator, ready to have him come on. And then they come in say, oh, you're staying from meat pie or not for dinner? And I say mommy, mommy, mommy, and then and then me Dom gets flustered and he loses little Pony and then has anyone ever done one

in character? You know why? This is the first? Like god, this is the first in character. On the pot episode, Max Witter did do one as Satan. Oh remember that one? Anyone? I think Laura, they Laura did one with they just start, I don't think so many and then she scream and there's like a track that plays and then they screaming. That's what the kids are getting created, kids are getting cream. This was a while ago to the early live ones.

Not this is the first character on the pod ops, the most frequent guest and an innovator and my guest co hosted is your Joel has gold go guest with me and with me at live shows. Oh at live she's but never on the pod and he's been on the pod three times. The only live the only pod episode guest hosts have been Michelle Collins and Josh Sharp. I believe interesting angel Oh yes, Angels. Oh so Chris is also I mean Joel is also a four timer? Then Joel on the show many times. He has three

time guests and then a guest host. Yes, I think Josh is not the first four time all the earth. Yeah, I gotta hit that R. I mean, this has just been another historic episode. I did not know what it was gonna be, a real shrow Dinger's cat going in opening the box and sings dead or alive and not knowing what the outcome would be and then I knew the outcome would be explosive. Welcome to the stage. Trow Dinger's cat RuPaul would love that. She'd be like, I

got it. Here's a good one, but unto the stage. Alma Mater, my sister had a good one. Okay, so she's Irish. Welcome to the stage. Patti O lights patio lights because they got from Alexa Alexa. They were like, Alexe, can you turn the patio lights. She's like, cannot find patio lights. Calimony Ala and she's a She's like, she's but she's a woman who died at the Alamo. She's a ghost queen. Queen. Show to the baby, baby girl, you are gone. You can alway sing and when do

you rise? It is gone. She is lighting in you.

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